videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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November 28th 2016
@natalietran
sad about the outcome but good game tonight @SydneyKings ! Plus, got to kiss the lion. pic.twitter.com/Bs6RW2plVi
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever you're angry at someone, end the argument with 'You're fired!' even if they don't work for you. Just feels fantastic.
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
sorry again. Away for another 10 days and then back into videos. I know, you've been really upset. It's ok. *holds you close* I miss you
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
If Santa were single, he'd be a pretty good catch. Stable job, owns a factory, has a sweet ride, likes kids, celebrity profile...
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Sad face @SimuLiu pic.twitter.com/kLkB4mVph9
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I want to feel the sun on my skin with you
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
when you're in school they really make you think creating papier-mâché objects is going to feature in your life mor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @KetanJ0 : Holy moly pic.twitter.com/sm2lwqZdhF
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/WuH8DGwXrH
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
Wes Anderson and @johngreen ! instagram.com/p/2B6U8CJxRP/
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
"We're not going to be quiet" @KKeneally at today's rally #letthemstay #HometoBilo pic.twitter.com/6sTxKgdY1e
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
Every 4 years I think a juice maker is going to be the start of a whole new me
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, put my clothes on for me.
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Ok, you devil cat. I'll stop spying on you in the dark on a webcam I was hoping you didn't notice pic.twitter.com/r3yjFB65ti
October 12th 2017
@natalietran
I could be friends with anyone else sitting in a carpark eating food from drive thru
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
Fark. I just found my new show youtu.be/knH-SRGnWBA
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
shame on you @PeterDutton_MP @TurnbullMalcolm twitter.com/BehrouzBoochan…
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
Happy New Years Eve! For those without plans >>youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << new vid if you missed it.
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
Overall, it's a nice morning pic.twitter.com/Lk2uMsABCM
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
I read some of my script for my next video to my mum yesterday. She laughed and said, "you wear that same shirt every time you come over"
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I had no idea 'daggy dad' was a synonym for 'cowardly person who locks people up in offshore detention centres, inc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2019
@natalietran
Happy holidays. Meet me out the front with that gift card you just got in ten. Let's paint the town red. You and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
I don't leave my house often but when I do, it's to go to the zoo with Will Smith instagram.com/p/BeFLK48HHUE/… pic.twitter.com/aTzbkUH5zE
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
IKEA : The original escape room
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
Does God have a manager? Someone who reviews him at the end of every quarter? I don't think he's doing a great job.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
No, you can't join. The only person who visits is the postman who tells me about outside people. We laugh and I cook him bread on my fire.
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
I hear front row tickets are $1500 twitter.com/KIIS1065/statu…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
We even had tickets to the game and accom booked. That's more commitment I give than when I tell my parents I "might" come over to dinner.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Please come to Doctors 4 Refugees march this weekend. It's not enough to like or rt. Come and show how you feel facebook.com/doctors4refuge…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Want to get attention from your partner? Message them pictures of your cat nonstop until they write back "PLEASE STOP. AT WORK."
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
Finding it very hard to find a good friend these days. Very few people will be loyal, reliable, be able to crack yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 26th 2019
@natalietran
RT @jennaown : hi! I want to share this doco I've been working on with @TheFeedSBS over the last 4 months. It's about the modelling industry…
January 4th 2016
@natalietran
I wish you could actually change the worldwide trends by clicking "change" Especially when they're these pic.twitter.com/zbgViwrgrf
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I mean, she's pretty if you're in to that sort of cliche pretty twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
For anyone who saw my private french man video (what a sentence) this is the effort I expect from you pic.twitter.com/5wpZ3yQ9a3
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
salesperson: Do you use a night cream? me: No salesperson: An eye cream? me: No salesperson: You're really should.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
YES. Yes yes yes yes yes. twitter.com/JordanRasko/st…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Read the new yorker cat person story. Can't relate. Movies come out on a Thursday in aus.
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
movies really made me think I'd play darts more often than I do
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : With no income, and no Medicare many people seeking asylum are forced to go without event the most basic medications, and the nu…
April 7th 2019
@natalietran
stupid young people and their lovely skin and all that energy
March 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KieraGorden : Oh my goodness, this story about the 10yo on Nauru is absolutely and utterly heartbreaking. Peter Dutton is a f**king MONS…
January 14th 2016
@natalietran
RT @abcnews : STORY: Bomb blasts reported near #Jakarta mall ab.co/1TWICGP
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
genuinely concerned that my nieces will reach an age where they don't want to have 'dance parties' anymore. When do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 4th 2016
@natalietran
This week's New Vid > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Wrong Level of Elevator Doom if you missed it. "We didn't miss it" "I know. I'm sorry."
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #BREAKING IS suicide attack in northeast Syria kills 20 regime troops: monitor
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
some lovely and funny people made this podcast if you're on the look out for one @danilic @evanwilliams … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see a food delivery guy on a scooter I just want to hop on the back and say “show me your world”
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
my fetish is retelling jokes poorly, leaving a big gap of silence, finishing the joke incorrectly, and then saying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : If the person who came up with this lost their job at Burger King, they have a job for life as an FM radio content director…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Can't believe how much weight I've put on just from eating churros twice a day for two weeks
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Don't let people make you feel bad about who you are. I don't and I have no friends now.
December 19th 2019
@natalietran
$1 donated = 2 meals to someone in need twitter.com/OzHarvest/stat…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Congrats, Nina. Can't wait to see it twitter.com/ninaoyama/stat…
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Scrabble with Safran ep1. You know it's great when both you and @JohnSafran show up with Scrabble sets. pic.twitter.com/HN0Du4DLD1
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour has fallen asleep with a dvd menu on repeat. I don't know much but he's going to wake up a different person.
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
women owe you nothing
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
I've been harping on about this but I'd never read Lolita before a few days ago. That first paragraph. Can't get o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Happy Bday to my awesome pal @ParkerNorthCa Remember when @taylorswift13 wanted to hang and we said no? Me either! pic.twitter.com/0qtKeMBzvb
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Couldn't even write a joke about the beautiful women on Instagram who keep getting flown to Dubai because I'm getting old and I worry.
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
It's ridiculous that we're not in love yet
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
aw this just came up in my reminders. 3 years ago! I really fucking love how many friends I've made one way or anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
wow! washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
February 9th 2018
@natalietran
This morning I forgot to check Facebook and am now feeling a huge hole usually filled by videos of giant disgusting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
royal commission into why ironing boards are such arseholes
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
A public apology to @nashedgerton who is my best friend
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
I guess this means I would watch a whole movie of Tom Cruise explaining frame interpolation because that was a godd… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps I'm the token Asian friend but all my non-asian friends want to watch Crazy Rich Asians with me... but ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
we held a pretend auction but the youngest niece only wanted ONE thing. A ring. She won it, put it on, threw the re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
gah can't stop looking at his tattoos. Going to be in la next month if anyone has any tips on how to get a last min… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
disappointed with how rarely you get to say "I think I'm falling in love with you" daily so will try to bump it up to at least two times.
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
marry me twitter.com/ScottJCollette…
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Hey there pic.twitter.com/8H1yB7nWgX
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @thedavidferrier : Hi! follow my Insta for new cartoons pretty much every day! Love, David. Instagram.com/davidferrierca… https://t.co/vQfDWL…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! It's ok, I'm her PG >> youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA <<
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Just received an email requesting a quote for a job at the end of 2019. I really hope I’m not still alive then.
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
So my best friend has asked me to get her BTS tickets when they come to Sydney. She has no idea how stressed this t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, @telltalegames . Chapter 1 WalkingDead 2 and I'm already so stressed I can't eat my calzone while playing. pic.twitter.com/r3BlqEOr2y
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
If there isn’t a Michelle's Patisserie, is it even a shopping arcade?
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I hope the characters of @MadMen_AMC think about me as much as I think about them
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
have been so in to Ancient Egypt lately and keep trying to steer conversation towards it to no avail. friend: Can y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I love when people suggest men of fighting age shouldn't be refugees. Think of anybody you love and wish them into a place of danger.
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
For Nades, Priya, and their two Australian-born children Kopika, 4, and Tharunicaa, 2, it has been 23 months since… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Aren't we all just a little scared that next they'll announce that we're building a giant wall? We are, aren't we?
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
The Last of Us 2 trailer is out but @RowanJones_ can't convince me to play more of the first. Sucks to be him youtu.be/Z80x55EUXAw
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks @NextShark for pointing out that I should not talk about receiving abuse from some men because it's irrespon… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
You can also donate via sites like @DirectRelief like I just did. It takes so little time to help: directrelief.org/category/emerg…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
What? twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
November 14th 2016
@natalietran
My local grocery store has a lot of footage of me buying bread at midnight
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody really knows which switch turns on which light in their house
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Too urgent to push to the side a murmur too loud to ignore but my dear my darling my nightmare We’ve done this dance before
January 31st 2020
@natalietran
Oh man. The end. Poetry. Sorry, Nick Cave. twitter.com/tomrosenthal/s…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
just promised to help someone build their cob home and now I'm really worried about the physical nature of this task
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
It's late and not so good but new vid uploading today soon! pic.twitter.com/v2WZhFnWnS
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
brain: Do not eat birthday cake for breakfast me: It has walnuts on it and nuts are healthy. brain: can’t argue with facts
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 25th 2017
@natalietran
If anyone on my list is or knows someone opposed to interracial relationships and is based in Sydney, I'd love to interview you for a video
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with well defined calf muscles
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @GoogleTrends : "What is the EU?" is the second top UK question on the EU since the #EURefResults were officially announced https://t.co/…
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
me after a break up smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/tex…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Are you asking if we read the news? America, you're so fucked. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
roast potatoes give me more than I give others
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
p.s. Trying to find a way to use the costumes for 3 videos to make up cost. I welcome ideas
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
... twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…
March 9th 2018
@natalietran
There was a moment in my life where I was genuinely upset that I didn't have a waterbed
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
saw my 7 year old niece in a play today and it was hectic. It was Alice in Wonderland and - The caterpillar didn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
2 year old niece is turning 3 soon and has requested a cake that is 'zebra themed, strawberry flavoured, AND NOT VA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to put in your Usher cd and drive
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
if you haven't seen it, the trailer for Content @Daley_Pearson @charlottenicdao @ABCTV twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
hello, buttercup pic.twitter.com/yxyZCDx3EO
July 24th 2019
@natalietran
maybe pic.twitter.com/OuMtG0q4R1
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I love my dad. This is as complicated as our interactions get pic.twitter.com/284xn5Zks3
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
loving the Marvel diet plan pic.twitter.com/fJ333OeEJd
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair to lose followers after making a joke about God. You follow him through way worse.
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
Elon Musk needs some people to tell him 'no' sometimes. This is outrageous and can we highlight the underlying raci… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
someone called my parents and asked my mother if she was Natalie Tran's mother because they were trying to track he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Flash Player: Nothing in my life is up to date. Please, just stop bullying me.
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
*presses send and prays that client replies 'woah! you got it in one! Superb job! No changes! You're a hero!'*
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's no such thing as a perfect twee- twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
April 16th 2019
@natalietran
who is chasing all these women in perfume ads?
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Someone's 11 year old kid told me she's kissed 9 people. That's almost double my number.
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to fall in love at least once a week
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
really want to start wearing nighties but I'm worried I'm going to turn myself on too much and won't be able to sleep?
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
I have a TON of movie ideas if we're spitballing twitter.com/catsmovie/stat…
May 25th 2016
@natalietran
It just hurts more when children don't high five you back
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Looking at getting a laptop for writing. Misplaced a notepad and am paying the price. Any recommendations for somet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
There's a lot of crazy news these days so to add to it, they now sell Sour Patch Kids in larger quantities. pic.twitter.com/CrG21oGWnK
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My niece's dolls are the kind of women I'd stalk on instagram late at night. They'd have boyfriends I'd fantatise p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
It's so strange when you grow up in a household where positive reinforcement isn't really a thing. My parents were/… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : This time next week I’ll be close to five hours into the 32 hour, 100km ⁦#oxfamtrailwalker hike for ⁦ @OxfamAustralia . If…
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
a photo from last week at monterey aquarium pic.twitter.com/hVHXkTFjFG
March 9th 2015
@natalietran
Percentage of time spent thinking about my future: 2% Percentage of time spent thinking about how I'd cope in a zombie attack: 98%
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
Do you remember in school how they'd send two kids to the tuck shop with the lunch orders? Was that so they couldn'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
Here's an interview I sat if you're keen :) smh.com.au/digital-life/d… pic.twitter.com/K6t6G8mLsa
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @xxYunz : @natalietran In order to reclaim a name, you have to acknowledge the history and derogatory term in the first place. The next s…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Excuse me, Twitter. I have a lot of moments. Great moments. pic.twitter.com/M0QcbX9L0h
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Let's eat junk food and watch movies together until they find us, eaten by wolves.
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
trying to replace some of our stolen stuff but dollar's a bit nuts. Anybody edit vid on non mac laptops? long projects on premiere. recs?
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
I want a baby so much. Oh wait, just saw one eating food. Don't worry.
February 19th 2020
@natalietran
When the Queen did this to me it was ROUGH for about 6~9 months but after that you're like whatevs, better off now.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/CzpA7JFRdR
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
North Yorkshire Police found a ring and posted for its owner on Facebook. Excellent comments. pic.twitter.com/6ZrFZZeGmb
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
directrelief.org providing on ground support and packs for those impacted by #HurricaneDorain twitter.com/DirectRelief/s…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
It was Tom who put me in the chair by the way. I was being kind and left out the part where he laughed an evil lau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t trust people who sleep naked. You should sleep in full body armour.
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @randompanda : So far I'm less than 30 seconds in and these @natalietran videos for the Galaxy S5 are on point. youtu.be/vQwA8ijoK1w?li…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
The amount of people I've had tell me I'm really nice/smart/well spoken for someone who grew up where I did is ridi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NO, JAN. IT'S NOT."
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Is there a fetish where the person likes to take you to watch musicals?
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
favourite poem?
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
What happens?You just hit an age and decide,"Yup. Heard all the new music I can. My playlist is full.Now where's that oldies radio station"
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's exhausting pretending to exercise for a full 20 minutes
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what Pokemon Go is but I know it makes me a grumpy old man. Now get off my lawn
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
We’ll give up plastic straws and tweet passionately... about the Amazon, yet few of us make space in our worldview… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @natalietran : pic.twitter.com/FjDwRqeucY
May 8th 2019
@natalietran
heya twitter.com/sydfilmfest/st…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
!! Got to meet the people from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even be in an ep! @DaveKingThing @helytimes pic.twitter.com/A4HEYdr2FV
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
In the time Steven Avery was in prison, he had more girlfriends than most people I know
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
To be fair, my parents don't drink coffee out, eat brunch or line up for gelato. They came here at 40 with no money... and saved for a house
June 27th 2019
@natalietran
Haven't met a pull door I haven't pushed
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
I don't even remember starting a sewing box but I have a full on sewing box. Buttons, haberdashery thread, differen… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : We have certainly encountered a puzzling conundrum with @natalietran #YTFF goo.gl/Ey0mjU pic.twitter.com/8yAgIS2z43
December 24th 2018
@natalietran
Bought myself a necklace for christmas and I cannot wait to see my face when I open it.
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : Amy Shark talking about how Russell Crowe is a fan- “You never know, we could go on tour together.” #TheProjectTV
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
A great read but to be honest, I'd extend the concern to a lot more of us, myself included. Pop culture, social med… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Looks like I'll need someone to re-enact f1 races for me from now on
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan: Can I just read it without you? Me: NO It's been six months and still no dent pic.twitter.com/Zcx1wdDqzO
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
3yo niece: What is that? me: It's a mole 3yo niece: Why do you have a mole? me: I don't know. I have a few. 3y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Eek loved watching Iris as Arya on the new season of #LoveOnNetflix Beautiful acting
January 1st 2018
@natalietran
Happy new year- may it be filled with love pic.twitter.com/IXrYqoHI4g
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
still filming but should be a new vid out later today! pic.twitter.com/E175cBJtFe
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
... mate, commercials about toothpaste are more exciting than my life twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I have nightmares about outstanding library fines
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
The most unrealistic thing about movies is that people find parking spots
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
RT @girlsreallyrule : Greta Thunberg breaks from a panel question to read data on climate change: "I know you don't want to talk about this.…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can't get over these Hemingway and Dietrich letters... and they weren't even lovers. “What do you really want to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
I watch tv shows like it's my job and I really want that promotion.
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
This is crazy. I did this today too twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes it feels like athletes play sports like they don’t give a fuck about your fantasy tipping comp
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Getting older is just driving past somewhere, seeing a new building and saying "Woah! When did that go up?"
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
just got an invite to niece's 7th birthday 7 already :( pic.twitter.com/7amm4UPWlN
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Faysal Ishak Ahmed's death happened on our watch, Australia. We'll have to tell future generations we put people in camps and let them die.
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
what a world twitter.com/jacobsoboroff/…
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, let's go find a cave to live in
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @marcrebillet : goodnight y’all ❤️ pic.twitter.com/Z4UsIRMaut
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
Father drives me to a friend's house when I was 3. Remembers route forever and enquires after friend 30 years later.
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Ronny! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I would believe it, I would twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful meeting you also! Hope you liked the lamington <3 AH *dorks out about shirt* twitter.com/bowesy123/stat…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @JamesMelville : Best newspaper correction ever. pic.twitter.com/VzllYW7wBX
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully this comes up on his facebook feed too pic.twitter.com/Vb52SYIXLz
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Borders are imaginary lines created by humans. Don’t let cruelness fool you into thinking such manmade constructs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
The most arousing, sensual, libidinous texts I've ever received are the ones from restaurants telling me what time… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
The make up artist just found 35 bucks in her pocket. Trying to convince her we should quit and go live in the maldives
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
Facebook just made a slideshow for my partner that just had photos of his ex under titles like "Remember this?" "Your friends are awesome"
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
How great are these headlines from the sag awards? Wish ppl wrote about me like this. Natalie shows off her wrists… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I'm Asian. Whenever people tell me to keep my shoes on inside their house I have an existential crisis.
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just checked in to a gorgeous room with a view. Don't worry, closed the curtains immediately. This isn't some house party rave.
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
yes twitter.com/NayukaGorrie/s…
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
100% legitimate photo with my nieces at the large hadron collider and not a photo wall at the powerhouse museum pic.twitter.com/nXo6nDI6qI
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! A few snippets from my talk on Asians in Media >> youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw << bit different but perhaps you're interested
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, website. I keep reentering the same incorrect password over and over again but you won't give up and agreed it's the correct one?
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/pZqCksFVB9
January 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Shouting my new mate Nesta a kebab because kebabs rock and so does Nesta ( and his lovely gf ) #OneLessStranger pic.twitter.com/yP9E8rCysm
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
haha I love how people who live in different counties experience different weather problems! It's hot in Aus so I a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 11th 2017
@natalietran
My personal advice for being in a healthy relationship is to bring up old things that really bother you in unrelated fights.
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
When you hit "NEXT" one too many times on a site, get confused and think, "but this isn't a picture of 10 Child Stars Who Grew Up To Be Hot"
January 23rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @hughriminton : An "awful" loss of "courageous, respected" people - who came here from the US to help. twitter.com/10NewsFirstSyd…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so excited to share my upcoming project with you guys! I've been work- just kidding. I'm about to watch a zac efron movie.
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
Me: I should learn to dance and try to become a @SydneyKings cheerleader so I can go to games Partner: Or you could work and pay for tickets
September 11th 2019
@natalietran
What scares me about being alone is if you entered the dating scene you could date someone and they could turn arou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @frankie_jay_tho : attend the tale of Sweeney Todd his skin was pale and his eye was odd but you don't really care for music, do ya?
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
One of my friends told me his relationship had one big rule - If you ever see your first love, you have to run away. How great is first love
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
my mum got sent a bouquet of flowers and is having a meltdown. She called and then started texting pic.twitter.com/ZFFIFkk5cS
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Please. Really looking for distraction to avoid work. Happy to be catfished.
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Thank you for my mug, Scott. Hitmen make the best ex husbands @lucifersjocks pic.twitter.com/3w6sDCydzR
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
They're making The Amazing Race in Australia again and I have already agreed to be hypothetical partners with all m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2017
@natalietran
Of course you like banana bread. Everybody likes cake.
November 26th 2015
@natalietran
If I were a superhero my power would be eating things well past their use-by date. Waits for Netflix to offer a deal for this idea
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
If another caucasian (who works in the industry) tells me how lucky I am because now is the time they'll green ligh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
This predicament has never stopped me before twitter.com/Red_Stick_/sta…
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't often write about what I eat but today I ate half a banana before noticing the peel was still on. So I guess I'm a foodie after all.
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
You know, I filmed weddings for a few years and honestly, I always thought the grooms were the drama queens. Not ge… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
Is Baby Driver the beginning of Drive?
February 18th 2016
@natalietran
I like that at some point in your life you must just decide, "Fuck it. I'm going to start using the pocket at the front of my shirt"
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so tired of this guy calling me and being all "I didn't call you, you called me"
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Subtle Asian Traits
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @louistherouxbot : I'm in Egypt to meet Willow, a former spy turned fascist gymnast who believes Bono cursed their bloodline
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Harder to sneak into work conferences in hotels than movies would have you think
December 7th 2019
@natalietran
Marriage Story made me so sad. Imagine finishing work for the day and you all go to a bar to hang out together and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @figgled : If I had $40 million I would definitely spend it by mailing out little cards asking the public if they think gay people are hu…
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2020
@natalietran
This koala looks like a lamington and I love it. pic.twitter.com/KcE8oLIIdp
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Congrats to everyone involved in #CrazyRichAsians! Go see it! Going to scream every time @ronnychieng @HarryShumJr … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in NY, my awesome friend @ronnychieng is performing April 20 and 21st at timessquarenyc.org/node/39115
November 20th 2015
@natalietran
cya, China and HK. Sorry to the girl in HK wearing my shirt who I screamed at. You didn't turn around. That's cool pic.twitter.com/GP19BCFLNq
August 17th 2015
@natalietran
yeah no worries, I'll be on the edge of all the wide angle group photos. I did feel my face should be wider
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @hughs_news : I did this years ago. It’s a wonderful experience and a great chance for PG students to share their work and network. Let a…
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
today will be fantastic pic.twitter.com/ZMAVxgIEFG
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RuthHRLC : Australia is one of the few countries on earth that continues to imprison primary school aged children. All Australian gove…
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
cutie twitter.com/DetJessRamirez…
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
awful theguardian.com/world/2017/oct… If anyone knows a good direct way to send money there please share
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Every human has the right to medical treatment. You might be lucky to be Australian but you don't deserve rights mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
OK, @PeterDutton_MP theguardian.com/world/2018/apr…
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @simonblackwell : The last sensible-sounding year was 2004. All the rest has been nonsense. 2020? Ludicrous space numbers.
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
"and I tip 20 cause I'm not a bad guy" twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
Only because eggs are in the news today, here's a little about my romantic relationship with eggs and going vegan tinyurl.com/zyyblub
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
dad sends me emails with photos he's taken that day and every day I realise he's had a freaking beautiful day pic.twitter.com/pSIlYuFwg8
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Every fucking day since that video I have received an email saying how my video was made to hurt Asian men. That wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Verified on twitter! I'm now a real person! I imagine this is exactly the same feeling as winning gold at the Olympics. Thanks @chrisledlin
June 27th 2016
@natalietran
I know it's just a flu but I've heard enough cat stories to know you're dying when a cat sits at the end of your bed pic.twitter.com/cGVkU1TOdx
May 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'm so sick of always being right
November 12th 2016
@natalietran
99% sure I didn't set my alarm to 5:30 to eat peanut butter and watch a movie but just in case
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
People don't give you want you want in life. Trust me. Have not received any scripts for me to star as Oscar Isaac's lover in a movie. None.
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
5 Times I Hated Myself For Clicking An Online Article
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
everyone had a friend who had a dad like this twitter.com/archeometrie/s…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’m overanalysing things when it comes to this guy. Like when he texts “who is this?” what do you think he means?
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
A big part of my adult life has involved going to people's homes and thinking, "That's a nice chair. I should get a nice chair."
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Can you feel the love? instagram.com/p/Bh5gYvFnXRS/…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @OrgPhysics : I don’t believe what I’m seeing here pic.twitter.com/McWbs8eX1S
July 20th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so upsetting when celebrity couples break up and don’t call to tell me personally. I have to find out online like a complete stranger.
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I'm one of the Labor voters who is convinced they're going to reverse their position on offshore processing soon, and…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Play an annual baseball game with friends and made these hats for one of the teams. I wear the hat out sometimes an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Don't trust sisters who get along. It's unnatural
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
me: welcome to being a woman, robot twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
*grabs collar* I said. Have. a. great. day. twitter.com/hannahlg55/sta…
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
me, morphing my personality to win someone else's approval pic.twitter.com/kjemjp5kGV
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
A lot of people I admire mock youtube but I just saw a trailer for Bad Moms. Enough. It's even now, Hollywood. We're all shit wanting clicks
November 22nd 2017
@natalietran
purple hair! This will solve all my internal problems! pic.twitter.com/4zRZx1ipNU
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
If you take photos where you're looking over your shoulder at the camera, you're a hot person. That shit is insane
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
Adam and Eve twitter.com/BuzzFeedOz/sta…
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : My fire debut novel, Being Black N Chicken & Chips, is out now in all good bookstores, digital, and audiobook!
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Aw, so many awesome birthdays this week. Happy birthday @chrisculvenor ! One of the funniest people out there. Had t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: How have you been? Me: I’ve lost a bit of weight Doctor. Have you? Me: Yes. Doctor: … Me: I have
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
My friend and I accidentally booked ourselves into an incredibly romantic ranch and now I don't know if I should pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and we won! pic.twitter.com/CBpwuq54hm
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
god I love hugging people who hate hugs
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: Who’s going to drive while we’re in LA? I’ve never driven there before. Me: Don’t worry. I’ve driven there… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
David's stuff always makes me smile twitter.com/thedavidferrie…
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @HometoBilo : Update: please go to end of Cargo Road, Melbourne Airport!!! pic.twitter.com/rRHK4zcUw2
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I have stared at this realestate photo for too long. Can realestate photos win Golden Globes? pic.twitter.com/7ZPNhNMj0a
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
Bugger! Annoyed to have missed the first two weeks of this. The account @YearOnEarth is: Live tweeting the history… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
transferring photos from my phone to my computer. I have a video of will smith providing background music for me wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 31st 2019
@natalietran
looking for part time work in Sydney that doesn't involve spending too much time in front of a computer. sorry I t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
this person makes me laugh so much twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
Last night in my dreams I untangled headphones and then tried to decipher a parking sign. Where did the limitless w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Today I got to meet the guys from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even got to be on an ep! Thanks… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever kiss your partner goodbye, see they've put the kettle on for you, poured fresh tea leaves in the pot, a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
If I could go back and tell my younger self once piece of useful advice I probably wouldn’t. I was a massive loser who couldn't be saved.
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to post your vote! pic.twitter.com/B8y45BrTGQ
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
you're delightful twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It has been seven years and the cat still hates me
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @Bahbuto : By age 35 you should have like 2 real friends both of whom live in other states and around 700 online friends with whom your r…
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
bread is sexy
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
My partner asked what the phrase "I have so much love to give" means. Good sign? Bad sign?
March 17th 2018
@natalietran
Bought a staple gun and wood glue. Can now build you a house
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
and I'm eligible to enter the Miss Australia contests but mate, I don't like our chances twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
If I could tell my younger self one thing it would be that one day while watching The Love Boat they'll say,"ANOTHER jewel thief?" out loud
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
gosh I love mornings in Terrigal pic.twitter.com/7NC236sYYf
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
cheer up, buttercup
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
*I've never called myself a star. I'm a GOD A complaint was lodged. Sorry for mentioning it, I just find it a poor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
I've never diffused a bomb but I have let someone finish talking for a while even though my parking was about to run out.
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
aw, this actually makes me really happy. I spend a horrid amount of time wondering if these things are noticed twitter.com/markkaanthony/…
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
My superpower is being able to tell I'm not going to get on with someone purely based on their excitement of Hallow… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
me: This has been a long and full day. Can't wait for bed. Narrator: It was 1pm
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Turns out it's Twitter's bday. Happy bday, Twitter. U were the 1st platfrm 2 make me panic abt charactr count n start doin this #LoveTwitter
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had just had the guts to wear a black wrist band like Ryan from The OC
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait, do you have to kill the lemmings in this scenario? No. NO. What the frak is this brutal game? LEAVE NO MAN BE… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Getting so emotional watching the very funny @IISuperwomanII being amazingly hilarious on stage. Go funny. Go women. pic.twitter.com/jPjdQt0Smy
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
great twitter.com/Yassir_Lester/…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
aw two of my brides are pregnant!! I hope they send me updates... Let me film your lives
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
getting really tired of not having a friend with a private boat or plane
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
Though I try not to be shallow, I will trust anyone who is eating an apple and giving me advice. They just look lik… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 4th 2017
@natalietran
Walking in the rain is so romantic. When you’re watching it happen from inside.
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What a privilege to have spaces like this. Looks incredible. Libraries are brilliant. twitter.com/sydneyisopen/s…
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
My parents told me I had to see something. 'It's very important!' they insisted. They bought me another cat jumper pic.twitter.com/12ez4kWTC0
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
I really hope that @Spotify have a profile on me that reads something like: Psychopathic. One song on repeat for 10 days
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't often fangirl but you know, The @Jacksons
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, yes, I understand it's a safety thing but it's not illegal and I don't think people should believe that. Food wastage is not good
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
We did a cooking class and the chef was hilarious saying things like ‘so when you cook yourself dinner during the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Owning a drone has really helped me feel even better at being bad at being cool
February 6th 2015
@natalietran
Midnight macarons in Paris. In my onesie. With no makeup. Because that's how real people eat their… instagram.com/p/yvMWnhJxZQ/
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. It’s my fault. I clicked it
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
And there it still is...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
Some early reviews of my latest upload. Watch it here >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/ChIpycjVuv
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
do it @Socceroos ! #GoSocceroos #DENAUS
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
Hopped online to answer work emails. Blinked. An hour passed and I just watched all of Britney's early music videos. Fuck you, Internet
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @koffilatte : not sure if bringing a jade plant home is a good idea uGH i'm not good at nurturing things hahaHAHA if everything fails i'l…
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
hi hi I have two tickets to @sydfilmfest Brittany Runs a Marathon at 6:30 George Street Sydney tonight if anyone wants them
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
she hit "reset password" for the fourth time that morning
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
[phonecall with 5yo niece this morning] me: Hey! I forgot you were on school holidays! I can come see you today! Le… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
I am worth instant packet pasta
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be replying to comments on my latest vid for the next 30 mins if you're around. Please be around.
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
naw. I remember someone once gave me a picture of Gary to sign. Classy, classy move twitter.com/truthhunter19/…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
sometimes clients come back to me with changes like "could you please spell this word correctly?" or "the title wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
yeah yeah but more importantly, birds eat scones?
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many apologies. A bit behind with work so decided to spend time watching Family Ties. Will still be putting up a video this week though!
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
uploading!
July 17th 2017
@natalietran
It’s exhausting being an everyday hero
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
One of my most common reoccurring nightmares is one where I'm in a car and the brakes don't work. The lack of origi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
haha good work @wongfupro youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
but how did they make it *look* like a troll from Reddit? twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
person: Are you crying? me: No tears: ... so are we staying or are we not staying? What the fuck is going on?
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hope you find Alexandra twitter.com/SumayaHarare/s…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
It’s strange when you hold a baby and someone says “that suits you” because then they get weirded out when you star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some people miss the careless joy of their youth. Others miss the free time they had. I miss having enemies. Reme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
I miss my mailman. Nobody ever tells you you're going to miss the mailman.
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Previous to this ad, this had always been a song I had wanted someone to sing to me before we fucked. Now I don't k… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Batman is taking a long time to crash this lunch
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Ok, 2017 diary, I promise that YOU will be the diary I don't abandon
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : gut-wrenching report from @safimichael on the ground in Colombo theguardian.com/world/2019/apr…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049 tomorrow! One of my favourite email so far has been one that just tells me the cinema and sessio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Does it mean I'm unhappy if I'm entering more competitions?
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @SamuraiCorndog : *george walks in* George: well jerry IM CANCELLED Jerry: Cancelled?! George: Cancelled! Jerry: you can’t be cancell…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
We should wake up together
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
They're very talented folk who have worked hard but doesn't it concern people that celebrities are the ones with so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
while waiting though, feel free to check out the little vid int I sat with @GuardianAus tinyurl.com/orrnzwz and try to ignore my sleeve
June 10th 2016
@natalietran
Unfortunately the 17 hour long videos I make of my cat might not cut it but this sounds great if you have a short! twitter.com/MarkDuplass/st…
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I asked a teenager what dabbing was. They explained what it meant, laughed when I tried it, then I killed everybody.
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
me watching You: He seems nice. Replies to texts. Wants to know who her friends are. Reads books. I like him.
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Got to be a guest on one of my favourite podcasts HOWEVER I would like to add the caveat that I don't think Hi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 25th 2015
@natalietran
Mum got me a box of jumpers for my bday. Then said, " No share on Facebook " pic.twitter.com/odSwgSAK4H
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << if you missed it. If you didn't and just ignored it... awkward
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
A tad under the weather this week. Darn cold. Would it be ok if I uploaded snippets from my talk about Asians in Media instead?
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I go in to a workplace for a job and see someone I follow on Twitter. I look at them, imagine a circle a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
missing having @bennyfine and @rafifine close x pic.twitter.com/nUeDfHBaZj
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
Hi, I’d like to order some carbs please
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, internet article, “make my day” Do it.
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
How do people share photos of them in change rooms online? Change rooms are where I cry
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
didn't think I could meet someone whose opinion of me was even lower than my own
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
everyone at the agency is sick of 007 and his antics twitter.com/Mantia/status/…
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
his little face twitter.com/AthleteSwag/st…
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
Today I saw a baby and started crying. Being a woman is great.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hot guy: Listen, I can’t solve your depression. Me: OMG would it HURT TO TRY
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, that's not an ad, I just love that show and those two are such great episodes
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I know. A while ago I left you guys in dreadful suspense. Don't worry. @statelibrarynsw wrote back. They have boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
Eeeeek!! New toy!! pic.twitter.com/O64roYDmbb
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Come on, @ABCTV , you're making it awkward. Renew @tonightly
January 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheJosephineL : @natalietran pic.twitter.com/v2AXWRq6VO
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AlexGreenwich : Survey forms being sent out from tmrw. To win we need all supporters to return them with a big YES tick, and make sure f…
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
please destroy me
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
At least he put the effort into making plans. Amiright ladies? edition.cnn.com/2020/02/13/us/…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Rightly got judged for writing notes on a paddle pop stick. To be fair, if I were Zoe Deschanel in a movie, this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
haha ooft! No sleep last night but finally just hit export then I'll head to a library to upload. It's a long one! pic.twitter.com/AIV51NA4j9
October 1st 2019
@natalietran
All episodes of #content are now up to watch! iview.abc.net.au/show/content made by a bunch of excellent folk
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
No, I was listening to a song that kicks me in the guts. It's ridiculously sad when you listen to the lyrics despit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Cancellation policies are the only reason I follow through
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
#2012vs2018 slightly longer hair but the same pic.twitter.com/K5D6ukEYCw
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @mariatran85 : [Looking for] A high school maths classroom anywhere across Western Sydney to film for 1 hour "The Subtractor" -... https:…
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
I've been dropping SO many hints about what I want for Valentine's Day. Really hope I pick up on them.
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : One thing I love about Australians is how they keep it real no matter who they’re speaking to. twitter.com/adamzwar/statu…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
my mother makes me work for it and I respect that about her pic.twitter.com/gJ15lgk1tD
June 17th 2018
@natalietran
I've been such an utter and abhorrent idiot the past couple of months. Anyone I talked to tried to warn me too so n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @HughdeKretser : If you haven’t already, please donate to help us reach our target for our Change This Appeal. hrlc.secure.force.com Hu…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Hi!
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Eek! So exciting to be on the phones for the @ASRC1 telethon! pic.twitter.com/DlJpA4bmjZ
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hahahahahaha fair call twitter.com/idrewthis/stat…
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
5 yo niece tried to show me how she could do a push-up. Thankfully I was around to tell her she wasn't doing it pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 7th 2019
@natalietran
nice Except... she seemed happier before? That's a little upsetting twitter.com/VancityReynold…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
planning ahead so that you finish work on time is for cowards
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : No food. No water. No safety. Refugees on Manus are about to be abandoned in danger: hrlc.org.au/news/2017/10/2…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
best kind of delivery to wake up to. Thank you! Almost x pic.twitter.com/FyJx7AoE8T
November 30th 2017
@natalietran
It's Rowan's birthday tomorrow and I just caught him opening and using his present without telling me. The balls on this kid
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/hKxb4HfMbv
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Obviously bribing is terrible but don't you think it's awful that so many colleges require a fee to even apply? Ed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Man I love period dramas. This woman is turning down marriage proposals like a machine.
December 29th 2019
@natalietran
It's insane to me that you can still go to a clothing website and find no mention about ethical manufacturing or ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
the older you get, the higher the socks
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
"what else did we need to get?" "ice blocks and chocol-" "toothpaste" "toothpaste"
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
any 3d animator thing people who are free today?
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Congratulations and thank you, @johngreen ! I just hugged this book and it told me to calm down and give it some sp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can't figure out what the punishment was in Beauty and the Beast. He becomes an awesome beast who still wears cloth… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
Went to try on a coat. The assistant put it on me and it looked awful. On me. Not in general. It's a great coat. Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Come have a great night with me at @ASRC1 in Footscray Feb 20th, when I cook you a meal made with love, shared in a space of ho…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
relationships are just two people arguing over the aircon in a car
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Group Christmas Presents >> youtu.be/j7Elg-K5VUg << For those who have ever gone in on a group present pic.twitter.com/UXY6VszMMo
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
oh my goodness. she's turning 7 this weekend. Remember when she wanted to do the cloning thing? Now she can do thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
People should be punished if they tell you about a dream that doesn't involve you dominating them sexually in space
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
Why? Idiots are often very confident twitter.com/couriermail/st…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @KKeneally : The Prime Minister’s ‘private meeting’ with the Great Barrier Reef Foundation, when he offered them $444m of public funding,…
November 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @keatonkildebell : sally field playing tom hanks’ love interest in punchline (1988) then playing his mother in forrest gump (1994) just s…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if there's a Pixar movie from the perspective of indoor plants and how they're scared of being sent to my house because they'll die
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
F1, I've missed you
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Houston tomorrow let’s hang out. twitter.com/rockefellersho…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
Jesus. BTS have more concerts happening so I guess I have to figure out how to get tickets again and take my friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Al_Laflare : This look like a Burger King watch twitter.com/BiIlionaires/s…
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
I always go with my gut instinct. It's always wrong but one day it's going to be right and then I can say I went with my gut instinct.
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
Also, that silence that you hear from @TurnbullMalcolm about the #MuslimBan is actually a very loud statement. Don't ever forget that
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Just rewatched the last few eps of sex and the city. Why does carrie leave the artist? I forgot about the artist. Stick with him.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here's an "ad" sent to me by @AAMI FOR A CAR MY PARTNER OWNS (NOT ME) that looks EXACTLY like a bill. This is a poo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
What's killing the Australian dream? twitter.com/ethics_centre/…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
As on every Wednesday-Uploading now* *Australian upload speed applies and YES I'll go through my hair and makeup pic.twitter.com/CMnER8Nuo2
December 15th 2016
@natalietran
Had a dream I was hired for a top secret mission as an expert hacker and if I do say so myself, I was reeaaallllyyy good
January 6th 2020
@natalietran
RT @LucyThack : Water flowing in gutters in Dubbo as rain falls. Regional Australia has a long, long road ahead as the drought continues and…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Did it. Loved it. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
All the older couples on shows about finding new houses need someone to grow some balls and tell them their kids a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I know it's all in my head but when I meet people who wear cool coloured nail polish, it feels like a power play
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
RT @benabrahammusic : True story: when @natalietran first met me she thought I was high on drugs because I kept disappearing to the bathroom…
March 7th 2019
@natalietran
really hate to be so cliche and preachy but spent a fortnight away from Twitter and only came back to share that I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't know how to get the word out there but I was talking to a stranger about how much a camel would cost after re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
called the tech support guy at work to come help me. His response was "I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING AT ONCE" indicating h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Ryan Reynold's relationship with Blake Lively is so sweet. It reminds me of my own relationship with Blake Lively.
December 25th 2014
@natalietran
eating Ferrero Rochers like a rich bitch
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
My sister sent my mum a meme and the amount of explaining I've had to do since is becoming unreasonable. And I love her a lot.
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I have to be extremely comfortable with somebody to feel OK wearing shorts around them
October 6th 2018
@natalietran
New hobby: introducing relatively new acquaintances as 'my soulmate' in social situations. Gets me wet.
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
All news about the latest health studies and developments confirm I’m going to die soon
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
A friend put me onto this so thought I'd share. @whogivesacraptp recycled toilet paper with money going to building toilets in developing
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
fifth kid out! theguardian.com/world/live/201…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel Video! This time in Austin >> youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QNW… << In which I eat all sorts of heart attacks X
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
too wonderful to get to meet some of you at @YouTubeFanFest ! Thanks so much for coming and to @Jenna_Marbles and @ConnorFranta for our seg x
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
makes two of us twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's funny how people talk about how poorly they eat during the holidays. Guys, this is how sad people eat every day. It's great, right?
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @WIRES_NSW : WIRES and vets from Stewart St Vets in Bathurst out on New Years day treating bushfire victims. This is the paw of a large m…
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
November 6th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Must Contain One Uppercase Letter Watch it here > youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ < pic.twitter.com/45iYhtYDtm
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
My favourite part of any Youtube tutorial is the part where I scream "IT DIDN'T WORK??" at the screen
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
If it acts like a narcissist...
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Proof that I filmed this time. Proof of the sexiness you have been saved from. pic.twitter.com/gcu7uDHnWq
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks so much guys! I'll definitely talk to them about death <3
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rub the on-screen chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone all over my body
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
What you did was useful and will be seen by the right people. I'm sorry. Honestly. I'm honestly sorry what I said was so upsetting for you.
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Today someone guessed I was 35. I said they were correct just to make the situation less sad.
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Such short term thinking. They might grow up and become Au Pairs @ScottMorrisonMP @PeterDutton_MP @DavidColemanMP twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
can't. Just uploaded a photo that I don't really look like and want you guys to think this is how I look now. Also… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I thought I was just a normal person. Then I got into social media. Now I know I'm great.
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
"Which tv show do you want to watch?" "Any." browse for 2 hours "It's late. We should sleep" repeat until death.
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
You would think standing in the hallway screaming, "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD" would eventually lead to a neighbour offering me dinner. But no.
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
February 16th 2018
@natalietran
sorry to the lovely girl I just met! I had my sunglasses on at night because I forgot my normal glasses and they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 23rd 2017
@natalietran
humans
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Despite all the hype, no stranger has offered me candy?
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hoomans. So weak.
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
wait, they're still arriving? What time does the Met thing start? Is it a dinner?
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
big thank you to @LukeWMcGregor , @CeliaPacquola , and the Rosehaven team for having me along this week. It blows me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Don't be play dumb, touch screen, I know you felt me touch you you impossible little minx
August 9th 2019
@natalietran
ohmygosh it's here! Trailer for Mr. Inbetween S2 and look how hot it is!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=5S8oQu…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Can the video entry have no sound? This is awesome. #playwithray Exchanging violin secrets sounds all sorts of tro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
For me, eating out is sifting through reviews of restaurants until everything is closed and then eating 2 minute noodles with toast
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to hear, Brandon. Really enjoyed Telltale games. Good lesson for work, good lesson for life and relationships… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
<3 <3 youtube.com/watch?v=7ndFzX… via @djang90 and @raychenviolin
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely messages x
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << pic.twitter.com/B7y66ftTD0
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Person: I like liquorice Society: burn them. They are a witch.
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody will ever know who you are so well that they can correctly prepare vegemite on toast for you
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FjDwRqeucY
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
I now get why older people pull their socks up a bit higher. Even in shorts. It's because it feels good. It feels really good.
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
sigh. Just remembered the DAAS @YoungMasterPaul 's cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me. Liked it more than the origin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
My neighbour had her children, grandchildren, and many friends over for a bbq yesterday evening. They kicked a ball… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Here's the thing about being an Incel. You can be the nicest person on the planet (you're definitely not) and you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
Protests tomorrow around Aus see you at the Sydney one! twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
The world is full of miracles and mystery but one thing that always takes my breath away is people entering a Madame Tassauds
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hi there youtu.be/uKGguU6knkU
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Good morning @thetomska pic.twitter.com/7W5KenT8C0
December 11th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long term relationship is sending dirty pictures to your partner and having him reply with: Don't send pics. Dangerous.
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely lady in Newtown. My pants didn't fit and I was holding them up with my hands in my pockets so I didn't hug you properly
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
My entire twitter feed is angry about the nrl. Fuck I wish I knew about sports. Someone please break it down for me?
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a choker today and had two men tell me they hated it. Thankfully I don't buy things for men. I just really care what they think.
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
I'm very good at doing renovations if all it involves is saving pictures of expensive homes in magazines
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I liked drinking alcohol. Could really use a water on the rocks right about now. Like the most h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
There's nothing more honest than the low angle your phone camera provides when you accidentally open and it shows you all your chins
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just magical. Waltzing Matilda via @raychenviolin open.spotify.com/track/3CGmzfgZ…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
These guys are apparently good partners according to @realDonaldTrump usatoday.com/story/news/201…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Odd name for a whale but ok pic.twitter.com/D1xbLYi8hU
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
hi! hi! hey! @nashedgerton directed this awesome show based off one of my favourite aussie indie fllms, The Magicia… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. According to the song, which is obviously factual, the other reindeer made fun of Rudolph and were only kind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
uploading! Some more stills from the vid. Also, if you're in Sydney watch today and stick to the end! pic.twitter.com/K8kP3IlFny
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
(I love seeing aussies asking how americans can support a racist and bigot)
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 @benabrahammusic and @gnash gnash - dear insecurity ft. ben abraham youtube.com/watch?v=oLmYZS…
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
All I wanted 18 years ago was to be on the Spice Girls bus. Not much has changed
March 17th 2015
@natalietran
Usually when that red spelllcheck line appears I think, "yeah, that was a long shot" Then spellcheck suggestions says, "I got nothing, man"
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
This is such a terrible joke but I have to. I guess our PM would call her ... a horse whisperer. I'm sorry. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…
April 5th 2015
@natalietran
asked on collaborations and even without being there, @wongfupro gets cheers. I'll punch the three of you amp.twimg.com/v/a2b94866-352…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. I randomly message poor @ronnychieng every now and then out of nowhere with excitement about this movie. twitter.com/Fandango/statu…
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
July 6th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTubeHits : We have @natalietran on the show tonight!!! We're asking about that awkward time she met @shanedawson ^_^ http://t.co/5vHN…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
meals are just an excuse for a side of fries
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come here
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, laziness. I knew you'd come back to haunt me. pic.twitter.com/zSXGyIes3l
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love the attitude of my hormonal self- She's a bitch who just wants sex and then be carried to the sofa to watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in Brussels! Be prepared to lose all your chocolate and waffles
July 5th 2016
@natalietran
So heartbreakingly awful and an example of how desperate most people are when they make that journey twitter.com/smh/status/750…
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
Let's flatter each other stupid
March 20th 2015
@natalietran
How To *correctly* Cross When A Car Stops For You 》 youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 《 new vid incase you missed it.
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
No worries, mum. I get it. You've got friends. You go out. Whatever. pic.twitter.com/uRsDy3e5OY
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
That's a depressing nickname, Francis pic.twitter.com/in37yTQu8j
December 13th 2019
@natalietran
Wore workout clothes and intended to exercise after class but got lazy and drove home... yet the clothes insinuated… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 26th 2017
@natalietran
I don't like to toot my own horn but nobody has ever asked me for a recipe after eating something I've cooked ;)
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just FYI the Crystal Palace trending is not the Vietnamese function centre in Canley Heights
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel vid! This time in Austin >> youtu.be/izmAZrUABqE << Watch me eat a donut that will make your heart stop
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
25 years! ‘Before Sunrise’: The Making of an Indie Classic nytimes.com/2020/01/22/mov…
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @NSWRFS : Canoon Road, South Turramurra (Ku-ring-gai LGA): A bush fire is burning in the area of Canoon Road, South Turramurra. The fire…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
My mother is incredible at giving compliments that are criticisms. Latest one: It's so nice that having bad skin doesn't bother you
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
The old man next door is learning Into My Arms on piano and I think I'm in love.
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : The super secret ops that nobody can talk about: No reporting on Asio operations when even the watchdog won't talk https://t…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see people act I'm just blown away. How do actors conjure and convey emotion like that? I can't even act… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oh my god why are sick kids so annoying? Right, @PeterDutton_MP ? Like UGH twitter.com/racvictoria/st…
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
Reminder that this account is a shangri la They ignore how much I tweet them but one day... one day I'll own Mattel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
You can't ask a more arsehole question but I'm taking someone to their first opera and am choosing between La bohème and Carmen. Which?
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ARTSHL3Y : WHY BABIES ARE PROBLEMATIC (A THREAD) pic.twitter.com/eCP5lZ0IDy
November 24th 2019
@natalietran
It's a Saturday night. Let's tell everyone we were out partying pic.twitter.com/xGwGI0cfYr
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
mother in law sent photo of her and Matt Leblanc and wrote "met Jean-Claude Van Damme"
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
The @ASRC1 telethon is on tomorrow, can't wait to ask for money from people on the phone for a good cause for once.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : Tickets to the NY live show are moving quickly. Get your tickets now to avoid missing out! caveat.nyc/event/is-there…
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
a large part of being a cat lady is spending your time talking to bags on the floor that you think are the cat
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
shame on you twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
February 21st 2020
@natalietran
I followed the recipe exactly. I didn't have sesame oil so I used olive oil and and didn't have eggplant so used a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is definitely how to get me to commit to things. hahaha I have no idea what any of your tweets mean. can't wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Without being dramatic, I'd sell all of you for a tray of ripe australian mangoes
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
At some point in the future I’ll remember that fork in the road where I chose not to learn what bitcoin was and how… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : We're back in the AAT for the final day of our FOI asylum seeker turn back case - some details here theguardian.com/australia-news…
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
x twitter.com/MarcFennell/st…
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
was a party last night and got asked 4 times if I worked there
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
When someone tells me they never have fights with their partner my response is 'Oh, so you've drifted apart and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't tell if my new ring insinuates it was a gift from dad, if I am a dad, or if I'm looking for a dad but dads hey pic.twitter.com/7NObEdraSN
December 19th 2016
@natalietran
I give a lot more double thumbs up to people as I get older
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
I was on a train once when a guy started masturbating to me. At first I was scared but then got angry and when stop… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Solidarity protest for Hakeem today 12.30pm Opera House with GIDHR calling on @MFAThai to release him; @theafcdotcom fulf…
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Poor @RowanJones_ . He was teamed up with me for and we got smashed. All I can do is pick uniforms. @EASPORTSFIFAANZ pic.twitter.com/86CQGRhkjC
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Can people stop writing articles about celebs/women showing off their trim bodies? Maybe they're just wearing clothes. And you're an idiot.
March 24th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got around to seeing Annihilation yesterday. It was terrifying. Imagine painting over a dark wall without d… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton isn't fit to be a person twitter.com/AdamBandt/stat…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Next No campaigner that comes to my door will hear "release the hounds" through the intercom
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
so good twitter.com/ScientistMel/s…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Dad took me to violin lessons for 15 years. He then took violin up after retiring. Today we saw him play a concert!! pic.twitter.com/GyORJpcI32
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can we ditch flags and anthems already?
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
What has happened is a barbaric disregard for the basics of humanity and the right of every child. Utterly heartbreaking #PeshawarAttack
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My breasts have been aching so much I want to write an opera about it. Every character dies. Fabulous costumes.
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
So it stops, I'm sorry for calling you a waste if you drew a penis on your ballot. You're passionate and represent freedom of speech.
January 30th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah for sure it's what's inside that counts. That's why so many celebrities and rich people are with ugly nice people.
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
ooooooohhhhh yeeessssssssssssssss twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
The best thing about being an adult is you can eat lollies for breakfast! The worst part is nobody cares about you and we all die alone.
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not saying the ABC needs new people in charge but Play School once emailed then never wrote back.
June 1st 2019
@natalietran
Now my nieces think I made up the song 'Part of Your World' from The Little Mermaid because they've not seen it. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
black mirror pitch: It's 2065. Someone figures out how to hang up Skype calls without the awkward 5 seconds looking for the hang up button
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
Australia has some fucking psychotic people running it buzzfeed.com/hannahryan/aus… twitter.com/HannahD15/stat… pic.twitter.com/gkUjs3n7Rn
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
have fun to those at @VidCon @vidconaustralia ! *goes back inside cave*
June 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just found an old Ecard I sent to myself. So I guess that's who sends Ecards.
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
It's irresponsible to put all your eggs in one basket but I swear, if I could just get my back cracked once, REALLY… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 3rd 2020
@natalietran
String taped to the leaves. The strings kept breaking so we did it a few times. Rowan was lying on the ground, unde… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @twoscooters : There have been a lot of brave people coming forward about abuse from industry legends lately. If anyone is lamenting the…
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @malonebarry : Well done to the Guardian for leading with Somalia this morning. Clear it should be the biggest story in the world. https:…
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY << If Your Phone Were A Dying Person
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Rainmaker1973 : Watch how the Australian Bat Clinic cares for orphaned baby bats: feeding, grooming, attending to their medical needs, a…
January 29th 2015
@natalietran
The greatest thing I ever achieved was learning how to do ×·._.·¯·._.·*×» this «×*·._.·¯·_.·× on my msn username. The greatest.
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
filling a dish and leaving it to soak in the sink is my equivalent of ghosting
May 4th 2017
@natalietran
If we're all making big announcements pic.twitter.com/0uz9xQHrfS
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
thank fuck for headlines like these twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
With our country on fire and an evil government running it, I feel like the billboards and tv ads counting down the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Cannot wait for this pre roll to finish so I can start living my awesome life! That's what's happening now, right? Life gets better, RIGHT??
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
People understand the number of displaced people in the world is going to continue to grow, right? You can't keep w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @findabedAU : Need a place to stay because of the #AustralianFires? Don't have anywhere to keep your pet? Have a bed to offer? Let us kno…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
To those who drew a penis on their ballots and are proud of it, you're a waste of time. People fight to be able to vote. You're a waste.
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
It’s ok, I’ll sit out the cheers. It’s never been worth finding a glass. Never
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reaproy : Hard to understand #Thai Immigration's heartless lack of concern for #Rahaf al-Qunan. Commissioner "Big Joke" says it's "fami…
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks to whoever just picked up that injured bird :( I was just coming back with a towel and box and it was gone so thanks for helping it!
October 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Gun Control > Condolences twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
Today the only email I opened was a promotional one from my favourite Indian restaurant. That's work life balance.
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck pms. Today I've cried at a kid on a scooter because they were so cute, cried at sushi, and cried at a photo of a dog.
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
When I heard a robot had killed someone today, I knew that a small percentage of my friendship circle also whispered, "The Singularity"
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
so excited for @illyal to get to collab with me #blessed twitter.com/illyal/status/…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
How do some women drape jackets on their shoulders and have them stay? What’s it hanging off? Your attitude?
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : This is #Faysal Ishak Ahmed. He came from #Sudan hoping #Australia would save his life, instead our government killed him. RI…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
. @RowanJones_ and I have been packing tiny tokens of thanks for some of you coming today! Can't wait to meetyou x pic.twitter.com/ordeiSp9Xg
March 31st 2019
@natalietran
Need to start doing more things so I have something to say when the hairdresser asks what I've been up to since last time.
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
My dearest porridge, I miss you constantly and think of you always. The hours in between our meetings drag on for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2019
@natalietran
*opens arms* welcome to Australia twitter.com/SimuLiu/status…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
I wish. Then someone would be uploading pic.twitter.com/CxmsAG9FXD
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
When I die I want to come back as the man I just worked with. Please note this was outside work so not youtube stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
confirmation that the takeaway place has received my order is my favourite genre of text message
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Thinking of taking mum and dad to Rotorua in New Zealand. Any recommendations on where to stay in the area?
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been a religious person but I believe pic.twitter.com/0t9JrLxazR
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How outrageously wonderful is music? There are songs I wish would just come alive and devour me.
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SolomonWakeling : @natalietran There’s a line I have been meaning to use like: “I have a direct line to hell, let [x] know that the devi…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
sales assistant: is there something you’re looking for in particular? me, pointing at my chest: something to fill t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
For those of you who don't know @philipwang connects all Asians. He is our Godfather. One prays that he is collecti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
my best friend keeps me up to date with pop culture and it's terrifying pic.twitter.com/gmiRIoriiq
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*shoves chips in mouth anxiously* #AUSPER
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
email from dad pic.twitter.com/89OCtH0FNe
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
So so good pic.twitter.com/RwYvRuj1Tp
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
How dare you speak to me like that twitter.com/bjornronnestad…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Two wrongs don't make a right but it feels better than thinking about it forever and dying wishing you'd told that bitch to go jump.
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
afternoon music with dad pic.twitter.com/3ZasVcM0Ry
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to anyone affected by the earthquake in Nepal. Terrible news
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @hexsteph : Last year I raised $14,000 for Alzheimer's when I ran the City 2 Surf. This year, I'm hoping to exceed that goal and hit $15K…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @shoesofprey : Hey @natalietran , ready to bring your #preygame to our Shoe Design Showdown tomorrow? Challengers, register here: http://t…
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
RT @adilray : 1 million+ Muslims are being persecuted, raped, murdered in camps in China. It’s another holocaust. The distinct lack of cover…
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I don't know much about boxing but did everyone just watch someone who is serial batterer of women? What?
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
That time Will Smith provided a backing track when I wanted to kiss a wombat. See. Life is weird. pic.twitter.com/sIpUnfteHT
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
personally I think he's forgoing a lot of role play potential but if you're going to @russellcrowe 's auction and co… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
Last night I had a dream that I went to the shops for a pen. They didn't have any in stock that had a nice thicknes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
People need to stop calling themselves disruptors on Linkedin, Kickstarter, and dating sites. That's a heavy way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
75% of my evenings is spent trying to find the tv remote
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
Power, money, and connections are incredible silencers. It's easy to underestimate how many people are willing to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/FrazzleMyGimp/…
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! What Do People Do With Photos of Food? 》 youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q 《
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just sweated out 834789379287342098 calories getting up at 3am to buy BTS tickets in another country for my friend.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That would be kind of ... weird? My parents are from Vietnam if you're going that angle. How far do you want me to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
If I think I can see a face in an inanimate object, everybody is going to hear about it
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
Love that magazines make video content of Victoria's Secret models showing you their make up routine. I don't need… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine cooking pasta and knowing how much pasta is the right amount of pasta to cook.
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/Zin8DQnQ7c
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
I was going so well with not using Twitter for a little. Now I've been back on for one day and already I've gained… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Decided on the way to the hairdresser's I wanted a fringe. Hairdresser said no. Not all heroes wear capes.
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
I never regret clothes I was wearing 10 years ago because I’m still wearing them now
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
Naw, this is a non-parallel structure problem. Leave the Oxford comma alone. With or without the commas, it has iss… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
break out the blankets twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TheAVClub : This man wanted to be on Ellen so bad he built his own set and hired an Ellen look-alike trib.al/0XzbAXx https://t.c…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
hm @johniadarola pic.twitter.com/KtvuxlGctX
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
I could make any man cry with my inability to decide what to eat
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @misschutuckshop : Help save misschu Ok - so just a little reminder of what’s happened thus far: - I created a brand in 2007 to... http…
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
massive hypocrite because I wrote some tweets about it but regret them and they're gone now, but let's not cause mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 23rd 2019
@natalietran
Happy 19989th birthday Moose @jk_boourns Remember when we sang Paramore at the Detroit Redwings concert? You moose. pic.twitter.com/JG2qWvgrXu
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
Whatever the rest of their story was the first few seconds of this, when the camera catches Daniel watching Jacquel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
gah. Just started listening to @GreatDebates69 with @helytimes , @DaveKingThing , and @danorionmedina and am loving it. Check it out!
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
any sydney ao dai recs?
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I admit I've been tricked into thinking I'm special in the past when I've spent too much time online or reading com… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
me: Dad, I'm so sorry, I'll be in Melbourne next week when we're meant to go see a concert together. Will you be ab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Fair enough " @MBCraig57 : @YouTube @natalietran I am pretty sure retweeting an older video doesn't count as putting up one this week.... "
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @jr_mooney : @natalietran Have you seen Orphan Black yet? It's just like your show except there really is one the next week.
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
this Saturday if you're in Melbourne @JohnSafran 's new show is on! twitter.com/comedy_au/stat…
December 26th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what a threesome feels like? Because it feels good pic.twitter.com/mOycWbE4Rb
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AJENews : For updates on: Tunisia: aje.io/gps9 Kuwait: aje.io/jqdz France: aje.io/ctlq http://t.co/qa…
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
she dreamed that one day, maybe, she would know which light switch turned on which light
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
Oscar for best male actor pic.twitter.com/ztmDfLrE40
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << No Plans On New Years Eve? How To (not) Celebrate pic.twitter.com/aq605Uri22
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so easy to care and listen to other people’s problems when they’re really attractive and paying you attention.
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
everything I can to avoid replying to emails twitter.com/NYDailyNews/st…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Loved this video, the honesty, and courage to share Much love to @ingridnilsen twitter.com/ingridnilsen/s…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know you said leave you alone but on the off chance you see this; love and care do mean something. They’re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
after I tell my friend I can't have children yet because I haven't achieved my 'fit' body yet pic.twitter.com/RomEF5s9Ox
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
admittedly both parties were equally as excited by the surprised matching ensembles at the start of the video call.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
new hair pic.twitter.com/V6C0mvepDd
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
Boom pic.twitter.com/cR4k6dis4N
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
on a plane to you now can't stop writing twitter.com/edgarwright/st…
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
she sighed, defeated, and looked it up on urbandictionary
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Wooot! <3 twitter.com/nashedgerton/s…
February 5th 2020
@natalietran
my cat comes into the bedroom to see what I'm doing. me: hey there, welcome back to my channel
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Say It by @maggierogers is my jam. Blasted it on the way back from the beach this arvo and it was a wondrous mood… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2015
@natalietran
I really want to meet anyone who's ordered a camera pen from the duty free magazine on a plane. I want to know all about you
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
First love is fun and all but you lose a lot of cds and books in the end.
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
These were the trousers the model wore for today's shoot. They come up to my chest. pic.twitter.com/pkWC9bdjJI
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : Time is running out! Can you help us reach our target of raising $100,000 this week while all donations are being matched…
November 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : “That police, he came running out, putting his rifle in the police Toyota and then he ran back and he just dragged him.” #J…
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be speaking at #Oweekender on 20th Feb with @WASHINGTONx @djtigerlily and more eventbrite.com.au/e/o-weekender-… Entry is free!
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
We get it, Dustin. You're fit. twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
January 22nd 2020
@natalietran
He was a skater boy She said, "see you later, boy" He wasn't good enough for her I break down each time twitter.com/jules_lefevre/…
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/XxAPQzQjDI
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Because people love vegans and don't find them annoying, I've been thinking about upgrading from vegetarian to vegan next year. Questions-
November 6th 2016
@natalietran
Have doctor apt tomorrow and am genuinely scared she's going to tell me my blood test came back and my blood is made up entirely of skittles
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
Great. Like the world hasn't already been divided enough. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
brilliant twitter.com/mercedeslynz/s…
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
If you only see snippets of the superbowl halftime show it looks like scenes from a dystopia where the rich people have created a nightmare
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Part of me hopes that when Obama comes back from his vacation he goes to his inbox and clicks on a website flash sale email or something.
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Recommendations for books to read before bed? Something not too stressful? Preferably funny? Brutal sex scenes?
October 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ThisisAlexei : I used to think my life was a movie. But now I realize, it’s a fricking web series.
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
How dare you. Nobody speaks to me like that except in the bedroom.
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
♥️ same twitter.com/ThuyThuyBurd/s…
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Also not too late to pick up @LegacySydneyNSW pin for legacy week! pic.twitter.com/CrVtKLXgRr
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : #BREAKING get down to Melbourne airport to stop Minister Dutton deporting Priya, Nades and girls. They are sitting in seperate v…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
come on, guys! Let's see if we can get this video up to 2 likes!!!!
January 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Krazygioo : what the fuck goin on pic.twitter.com/lM4y03PBPZ
October 18th 2019
@natalietran
At the end of it all we have are the relationships with our selves and with others how frightening how motivating h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for this question but anyone here know any vegan friendly shampoos/haircare in Sydney that refill bottles? I know, I'm lots of fun
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
love it theguardian.com/australia-news…
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
it's so awkward when two people start making out next to you and you're right there even though they've been droppi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
*chefs kiss* twitter.com/Taira_2013/sta…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
The article starts by trying to trick you. ohhh you thought this was abuse at her? NO! It was at men! See, men get… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I should be disgusted that I found a candy wrapper in bed but all it did was make me remember eating the candy in bed AND HOW GREAT THAT WAS
April 30th 2018
@natalietran
some wattle 2am birthday celebrations with Sar x pic.twitter.com/4mPB8J7fVx
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was at the airport checking my gate when a man came up and said "look at you, standing here all by you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 21st 2016
@natalietran
If only 18 year old me could see me now, reading pizza pamphlets for 5 minutes and sticking them on the fridge with free chemist magnets
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry editing took so long I figured it's better to wait until tomorrow. Here's a few screen grabs though for proof! pic.twitter.com/Jya2SLJdVe
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Planning on taking someone out but honestly have no idea where young people in Sydney go clubbing these days. Pleas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
I only go leave my house to talk to other people about what they watch when they're at home.
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
love Sydney during Vivid twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Hard truth: Book clubs are just OK
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
I poached an egg today. In a saucepan. Like a youtube tutorial. I'm ready for 2015.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
YES, I UNDERSTAND THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND RELIGION. My point is I don't like that that excuse even exists.
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
I guess I now clap my hands when I dance. It's like someone installed a shitty update and didn't tell me.
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Back in my day there weren't any Youtube tutorials because none of us knew how to do anything. That's why we were on Youtube.
October 24th 2019
@natalietran
I don't know how to say no to this @Kathbum is great youtube.com/watch?v=8kpL8C…
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
In case you missed it, tomorrow is @zedtown in Syd - a huge zombie nerf war my amazing friend Andrew is running!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I hear people say, "you just have to KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. Never stop uploading!" I'm fairly certain someone out there dies
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
#shareyourrejection From ages 14-22 I continually applied for a job at my local video store. Even when I had work I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
Happy birthday @tim_dunlop !! You are spectacular. I hope everyone is lucky enough to have a Tim in their life. One… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nazeem_hussain : Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia. pic.twitter.com/1iu1Snyg0I
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Microsoft Publisher thought we were much better, humbler, more DIY people than we turned out to be.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
me and my cat twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Woot @johngreen Can't wait. @PaperTownsMovie pic.twitter.com/Dnf7HNWdSh
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
Happy holidays! Hope you don't run out of conversation too quickly at your family gatherings
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
I've never loved anyone enough to pay for airport parking. Kerbside pick up for all of you.
November 7th 2019
@natalietran
hihi I try not to fangirl too much BUT TODAY I MET MARTY (Tiriel Mora) and this might be the most excited I've ever… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
what all frame default photos should be. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, tweeting angry stuff like that is useless and does nothing but add negativity. How nuts is it that when kang… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh, Mr. Darcy... you are handsome enough to tempt me #prideandprejudicejoke pic.twitter.com/fBLmnoYJW0
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Trying to start exercising again. So sore. Can't move without swearing. On the plus side though, really excited to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
One day all my friends who jokingly tell me I can take their baby if I want are gonna be in for a rude ass shock
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm doing so well!! That's why I'm online so much!
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
No, sorry. I don't think it's the political state of shit you're in. I really think it's extreme couponing that will be the silent killer.
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
I just don't get any of this
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
Also, I used to sit next to my niece with a camera and slider and just wait for her to wake up and film weird thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Thought I had come up with an ingenious new, faster way to make tea. What an egregious error. Wish I hadn't gotten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 26th 2016
@natalietran
While I was in London I got to spend time with @AmiYamato youtube.com/watch?v=mQy73g… Miss you, Ami!
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @samtwyfordmoore : It's been a privilege, to say the least, to have been given the opportunity to listen so closely to the audio work of…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Usher’s song Love in This Club has the lyrics: You ever made love to a thug In the club with his sights on '87 jea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : My TV comedy show Ronny Chieng: International Student is now airing weekly in the United Kingdom on the main @BBCOne chann…
December 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @aesthdistance1 : Oh wait, what? You didn't read my and @oxford_kondo 's review of @natalietran 's documentary on interracial dating yet? H…
October 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, @NatGeo , you need to curb your use of red envelopes and the word "URGENT" Your mail is scarier than tax notices pic.twitter.com/PRTR66rCwV
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
So good @A_C_O @NicoleCar_Opera pic.twitter.com/SrKHiq4mxb
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
Well, midnight, here we are again. You, me, and that work I didn't do earlier.
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi world. Please forward message that I too could also use some company. Thanks in advance. twitter.com/NoahCentUpdate…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
That's a lie. I needed to change my top 8 friends. 6/8 hate me now. How do I add Mariah Carey on this thing?
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
This year my Halloween costume is Person who doesn't have crippling insecurities which are actually probably truth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
My parents have visited me twice in one week just to have a slice of cake and see how I'm doing. It's so lovely tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
Taking my friend to bts and she is losing her mind. My new goal is to be a sugar daddy. Hysterical women are tops pic.twitter.com/0Y3exj14mj
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I would rather go to jail than fill out a tax return
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Jesus. @realDonaldTrump 's tweets are like the crazy emails a racist grandad forwards you when he learns to email. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Quite frankly very fed up with how much I turn myself on
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
David Fox is my mood twitter.com/mip/status/105…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I feel like I just asked my parents if I could go on a date
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AltieriRicky : *friend breaks up* me: it was never right *gets back together* me: shows maturity *breaks up again* me: well now you…
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
wonderful!
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
here he is again, @JonDeeOz smashing it twitter.com/reblev/status/…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I like how not liking religion is "disappointing" and "ignorant" and for some reason means I can't differentiate religion and terrorism.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking adore when you look at a painting and it reaches out and opens you in the chest. Bottle up that feeling.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Youngest niece listened to my heart. She told me it was broken and black. I laughed, hugged her and her sister, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
yay @veritasium (also yayy for you coming home! Stay!) twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Will be at the sydney march tomorrow, hope to see you there! Here's where they are around aus theguardian.com/australia-news…
January 5th 2020
@natalietran
ah. That's being a social influencer twitter.com/celestebarber_…
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
It's fine, Ch9. Everyone has their own opinions. This doesn't really change his situation. The real point is, just… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
at least if you’re being catfished, someone’s answering your texts
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
. @ScottMorrisonMP Gday *puts leg up on chair because that's what I think humans do* You're probably sick of this hu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 24th 2018
@natalietran
Internet provider, I'm about to start my one sided online relationship with Michael B Jordan. Get ready for a lot of downloads.
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
don't remember how we met but I know there's not been a single catch up with this dude where he hasn't arrived whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2016
@natalietran
Woot! After many savings, our newest addition. Be stable, my beating heart pic.twitter.com/Hg7U2jWdVe
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I have barely made a dent in my workload which means it’s time to online stalk couples who’s weddings I’ve filmed to see how they are
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/jCxywBC5YL
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Dad got me a beautiful new ao dai. Every time he buys me one we exchange a silent, nervous concern I won't fit in i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'd stop listening to the voices in my head if they didn't have such goddamn interesting stuff to say
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum: are you scared, sleeping alone? me: I’m 33 mum: you can be killed at any age
March 19th 2019
@natalietran
!!! twitter.com/maggierogers/s…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be mean, Scott. Just one. Me. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
John Wick needs to sit down, take a deep breath, and have a cup of tea.
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < The Cake Cutter pic.twitter.com/pOzo2xuocp
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the movie poster of them standing back to back twitter.com/washingtonpost…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought a man would have asked me to twirl in a dress for him by this stage in life
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I think about this Smithy scene by @JKCorden maybe three times a day. It speaks to me on every single level youtube.com/watch?v=Xaq4nN…
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
The things that we two could plan
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's that time of the night where I start googling recipes for desserts you can make with minimal ingredients preferably in the microwave
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
RT @IndigenousX : Crocodile Dreaming Story Part 3 He found the salt water so soothing to his burns that he transformed himself into a croco…
December 11th 2014
@natalietran
This week's new vid! When People Call In Sick >> youtube.com/watch?v=TZrcvH… <<
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
When people in romantic movies say lines like "I've never told anyone this before" it always makes me wonder what I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
[comforting friend over their recent break up] Friend: I miss him. Me: I know, I’m sorry. Friend: I love him so mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 28th 2016
@natalietran
I just faked talking to someone on the phone for 10 minutes to avoid human interaction so yeah, adulthood is going well
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
and here is a picture of @ingridnilsen just casually listening to snoop dog pic.twitter.com/FZwLpINUvU
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
playstation update error twitter.com/Daily_Star/sta…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
Why is this still a discussion? Change the date of Australia Day
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Looking for this clip I got to wear recently. They made one that said 'sorry' but I can't seem to find any pic.twitter.com/V3GmPIQl90
June 11th 2015
@natalietran
headed back to NY. Any recs for a cheapish hotel with rooms big enough to film?* hard to film while travelling *filming with clothes on
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I was interning years ago, I went to the set of Australian Idol and was asked to sit in the judge's chair duri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2017
@natalietran
rosebud!; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !;: And all I did was buy furniture. Aim higher, nat. Aim higher.
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, I'm a delight twitter.com/mjhawley/statu…
April 27th 2019
@natalietran
People who are confident enough to go through a doorway first are something
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << New video if you missed it pic.twitter.com/OEgOCtMyBS
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
my youngest niece freaking loves the Do-Re-Mi song. She thinks I wrote it. This is a nice feeling. It means a lot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
My Downloads folder is just menu pdfs of places I don't go
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Is there a job where you get to just look at photos of cats and cry all day?
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
About to meet up with a guy to buy something he listed online. When we spoke on the phone just now he said it had t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
well this just came up as the number one result for one of my searches so I better go to bed. pic.twitter.com/6hCcoxOroC
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
Fraking spelling mistakes. I'm too old for this
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
Also, this is hilariously romantic and an excellent depiction of what it's like to be in love. You give zero fucks… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2019
@natalietran
Love it. @doddleoddle hid sung lyrics to a song in her videos, in the correct key and all. She's completed the song… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to see this! #skylight #nyc pic.twitter.com/QEemD5yad8
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @ArtGalleryofNSW : It's your last chance to see the free exhibition #Quilty - closes at 5pm today: bit.ly/33lB3ol https://t.co/h…
November 3rd 2019
@natalietran
how much does this make you want to work for Jacinda Arden? twitter.com/Ash_Stewart_/s…
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Just found out my 3 year old niece is actually 2.
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
Yup, googling "skin discolouration back pain" at 3am was a bad idea
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh sshiieeett, Mr. Bingley and his party just arrived at the dance. People live tweet Pride and Prejudice, right?
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
If you don't steal your partner's hot chips, are you even in love? pic.twitter.com/8A55PFTPqg
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
babe, who wants to compete with the comfort and ease that people who secretly want and don't care can provide you
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
February 18th 2020
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is allowing the other person to blame you when they return goods to a store
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Angel: God, I'm so sorry but you forgot to assign me to a job. Should I go and make a beautiful person who will hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 14th 2017
@natalietran
happy book day to @AnnaAkana ! X twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
This song youtu.be/bflkeWVTNk0 Have seen her four times and each time she's better
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the moment I buy this, there will be no distinction between living my life and living THE life pic.twitter.com/Bhs97OzKPd
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait @veritasium ! Tonight @SBS 8:30 twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Tim? I 100% believe this. twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Fairfield, CT I’m headlining 2 shows at @FairfieldComedy this Saturday May 26 7PM&9PM pic.twitter.com/ncUwpxRanc
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @DanSpenser : Living. twitter.com/goodreads/stat…
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
Someone had to make these. Next time I get annoyed and think, "why am I doing this?" I'll remember this picture. twitter.com/UniversalPicsA…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @MissKwigglett : @natalietran depends, did you make your top 8 ten years ago, or have you secretly been really into MySpace and JUST made…
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece always accepts food like she's just been proposed to with a gigantic diamond ring pic.twitter.com/Drjp229lF9
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
Picked up a catalogue today that said: ROBOTS 20% OFF Then I cackled and went back into my cave
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Automatic Out of Office emails are strange. If I had one it would just say "CYA L8R SUCKA. If this is urgent please email emma@office.com"
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : WE NEED YOUR CALL: After a flood of calls to Scott Morrison & David Coleman, both numbers below still work with their staff taki…
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
It's so unfair how quickly people expect you to get over someone. They're all 'you didn't even date, you didn't even know them'
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Look at you under this pretty sky pic.twitter.com/rtvmPIudrD
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I like to fall in love with every dog I pass in the street
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I think about this scene from Mad Men so often. pic.twitter.com/DwOWieWawe
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Guys, I've listened to quite a few really awful stories about meeting people from dating apps now and quite frankly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Had a blow-dry and now my hair feels like a Mariah Carey song
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Valentine's day vid: How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk incase you missed it
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Too many times in a day do I have to resort to an online tutorial where some 7 year old kid shows me how to use a computer
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
um what? twitter.com/michaelebeid/s…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I don't watch Game of Thrones but was the last ep as scary and gross as watching Scott Morrison talk on the abc coverage?
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
In the past you guys have made it possible for me to get work experience in awesome fields I'd not usually have ven… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 4th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the nice messages and emails. I'll share what's been happening soon. X
July 19th 2016
@natalietran
I have an easy life because this has been the hardest thing I've done all day. Even had a tea break to think twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
my nutritional intake is like that of an unsupervised child
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
If 2018 was a bit of a let down, go somewhere quiet, close your eyes, reflect, and know you're the reason for that.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, in my mind learning how to rollerblade would really help my life get to where it needs to be so I stop crying all the time
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
to the lifeguard at the pool today: I know you were just standing there to put the pressure on. You knew I couldn't finish that lap :(
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
I think I'd throw really good super villain luncheons
September 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Why death of war reporter Christopher Allen must be made visible | Roy Greenslade theguardian.com/media/2019/sep…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the existential crisis you would suffer daily as the assistant of a celebrity like this twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
Some days I want to let my hair down and just enjoy being amazing
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
After having multiple friends use the term 'fuckboi' in conversation lately, I finally googled it. Shakespearean.
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
overseas and brought last week's vid files instead of this. Apologies & here are some outtakes from last week's vid amp.twimg.com/v/ba95925b-2dc…
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
I never thought I'd grow up to regret hearing people say,"Nat was in a band" Because we were hardcore And people would know our sick jams
June 9th 2015
@natalietran
What awesomeness is this?! twitter.com/gtotters5/stat…
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
man @aaronch3n makes me laugh I once ended up parking an old Asian lady's car because she wound down her window and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanhalper : Story: latimes.com/politics/la-na… twitter.com/evanhalper/sta…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
From today's protest. If you're against the way people are being treated on Manus, *COME* to the protests. Let peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Can't imagine growing up in a culture where the idea of gun control is seen as a bad thing. I can only compare it t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Shame on you @PeterDutton_MP twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Today one of my best friends @tim_dunlop stopped his car in the middle of the road and made me get out and steal f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2016
@natalietran
hey! Sorry still editing but there will be a new vid today! pic.twitter.com/2vTLjzkDqQ
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry for the lame question but any hints on where to buy non leather and non pvc men's wallets? That don't look like I made them?
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
it's good twitter.com/thomas_violenc…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
who wants to come over and help me paint by doing most of it?
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One day I’ll have the courage to tell my friends I don’t like escape rooms
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @cityofsydney : A series of interconnected stories and artworks will enliven the 9km Sydney harbour foreshore, from Darling Harbour to Wo…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne peeps! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Charged for what? A grand entrance? twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Non-Vietnamese families have chats that look like this, right? pic.twitter.com/oKuEnlORwP
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I thought evil twins always ate each other in the womb or something pic.twitter.com/AyPRUlCFvP
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
just personally though pic.twitter.com/fIsBM4k0Kf
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
my friends are troopers pic.twitter.com/1F6SQ8BuRd
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
bananas are the sweatpants of fruit
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
I've genuinely offered to kill people for my best friend. That is friendship.
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Just disgusting. m.smh.com.au/federal-politi…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
help. I'm so scared. I'm visiting my niece's preschool and was going to show the a green screen but just realised photobooth does all that
December 6th 2019
@natalietran
Thank you @NSWRFS and thank you to the Canadian fighters here to help. Heroes rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/supp… twitter.com/RFSCommissione…
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
It just got really lonely, growing at such a rapid rate and uploading so consistently. twitter.com/prattperrys/st…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
I thought the song Ridin' was actually Writin' and was a song about censorship of written word. Seemed much more po… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Because television is absolute quality twitter.com/Variety/status…
November 10th 2019
@natalietran
Thoughts with all those affected and a big thank you always to the people who help to battle these fires. Catastrop… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
You make me want to be the kind of person who says they've got a book club.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
So jealous of everyone at @vidcon I wish crowds of people didn't scare me. Hope you're having a wonderful time doing that IRL thing!
July 27th 2017
@natalietran
Gosh dang it I love movies
September 17th 2015
@natalietran
pretty stoked @AmiYamato is wearing one of my shirts. I asked her to change in front of the webcam for me but no go pic.twitter.com/QYgX20MBXy
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum had a party so our family mothers day celebrations got shifted to next week. When we called her to wish her hap… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2017
@natalietran
The kids mannequins at target have more style than me
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
oh man, loved the second season of @fleabag watched the filmed play a few weeks ago (thanks @MrCamW ) and had no ide… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
stay safe, melbourne x
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to put your music session on private pic.twitter.com/LovZLVwJ8G
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @JennaGuillaume : 19 times @natalietran was basically all of us buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume… pic.twitter.com/Hkxk7mHn6W
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Don't let the government say on your behalf that you agree to human cruelty just because you want there to be a better way to process.
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Tell an angry person they have a voice like silk
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
May 26th 2019
@natalietran
Don't give children doll clowns
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
ps the video is about jigsaws so it has to go viral
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
When God created people he decided that people can either breed cats or make legitimate looking website. There is no both.
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
Shame on you twitter.com/smh/status/825…
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
I found a plane NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Last season I was f1 tipping with @JonathanBatten on twitter which was a lot of fun so if you want to join in (sorr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
mission impossible trailer out soon and snabba cash in that new netflix show. this is great indoor excitement
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Children shouldn’t be carrying around dolls and pretending to feed them. They would feel uncomfortable if I carried… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I think a 15 year old girl with abs just told me my shirt was nice. Do I feel good? I think I feel good. That makes it sad.
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Person: what's your favourite colour? Me: green Blue: you motherfucking traitor
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You try to tell someone all about your day and they just ask you to move aside so they can please serve other customers in the line
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Agent: Ben Mendelsohn, I have a role for you. You play a nice guy Ben Mendelsohn: Really? Agent: LOL no. This role is scary as fuck.
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
Today someone asked me if I had a lighter and for some reason, I did. It felt VERY gangster.
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @slpng_giants_oz : Who is the bravest person in the media today Emily Townsend We dont know the status of her job after this but she d…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : 1. Seems like a good day to point once again to this excellent/depressing longread from last year, about how Australia's imm…
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
I'm pretty sure everybody sleeps next to two boxes of crackers, a packet of chips, and a box of cookies. Sad part i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
I have the shoe collection of a much older, less mobile woman
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
YEAH, everyone. It's Good to see our Government is taking its cues from One Nation. It's GREAT. Our future looks GO… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
November 27th 2019
@natalietran
OR consume less animal products so they don't have to have fucking VR strapped to their heads telling them they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
Out of curiosity, do you think there's a specific time frame in which women should have to tell partners about stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
always a fan of a @nashedgerton short. Check out Bear vimeo.com/channels/staff… great stuff
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
I think I'm an evil King or something because I LOVE when they do these weird things at sporting events where they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
But how great is it when a hairdresser puts product in front of you? It's like they're showing you to the better looking you who isn't cheap
November 1st 2019
@natalietran
beautiful poem on motherhood "I’m desperate for you to love the world because I brought you here." pic.twitter.com/8JduO7LbTr
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Trailer for my little bro @joeledgerton1 ’s new film #boyerased youtu.be/-B71eyB_Onw
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
... would it? twitter.com/Mathemagicianm…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the retweets. I've deleted them, I hate when people do it in that tone. It just bewilders me that people think voting does nothing
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don’t know Bradley Cooper personally but I know he’d hate all the dreams I have about him
January 29th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : To all the parents who took their children together to their first day of school today. Imagine instead of both of you only one…
August 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Sat down to start writing video. Failed at finishing one line. Rewarded self with chocolate for hard work. pic.twitter.com/Doqn56XyqO
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Absolutely smitten with @maggierogers Don't know how I hadn't seen this INCREDIBLE live video before. Fills the he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I know I have a poor taste palate because some medicine tastes pretty good
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous person gorgeous calendar. Can't wait! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
February 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @nowthisnews : ‘Being poor is not a character flaw.’ — Rep. Ayanna Pressley attacked the Trump admin for making it harder for families wi…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It should still count if you set your alarm and intended to follow suit
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Fandango : Alright, here it is, the full Adam Sandler #SpiritAwards “Best Personality” speech, accepting his Best Actor award for #Uncut…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
happy birthday, Derek! One of the kindest hearts. Glad you're here. You're wonderful. Move your family back to Aus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
watched John Wick 3 today. I freaking love that series and that I almost vomited at some of the violence in between laughs.
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Took the kayak out for the first paddle of the summer. It was oar some. Line up, there's more where that came from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Woot! Congratulations to all the Aussies of the year! Absolute champs youtu.be/JCexpqCw5MI #sponsored #imstilljennyfromtheblock
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
colleague: you know, checking your watch constantly won't make time go faster me: I just want to look busy so you stop talking to me
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @bananabeltbetty : Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles ar…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The bravery and efforts of everyone involved... incredible twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
I just want a simple life surrounded by lovers who adore me and find me hilarious.
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Very excited for this! If you're in Aus my handsome asian friend @ronnychieng 's new series starts tonight! Trailer:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
They said we wouldn't make it but we proved them all wrong. pic.twitter.com/LijuT4gaUs
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Definitely time to join the boycotting of Wilson Security abc.net.au/news/2016-07-0…
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @JustinJonesTV : @natalietran i spent too much time editing this until i realised it was actually glee. pic.twitter.com/dyeMlpsdbT
October 28th 2019
@natalietran
words fall short when I try to express my love for this account. look at it. like.... look at it. Someone please t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Can't imagine what it's like to be be lgbtqi in Australia right now. I'm really sorry you're going through this. Please know you're loved
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : I got so much wonderful advice from all of you today, the last day of my twenties. Thank you ❤️ Here’s the best advice I can…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
*gets in spaceship* twitter.com/VanityFair/sta…
July 6th 2017
@natalietran
Played I Spy with my 4 year old niece. Obliterated her.
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
What lunatic decided people wanted to buy bunches of celery? You only need two stalks. In any recipe. Ever.
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
It's cute when your friends think you're going to go outside pic.twitter.com/8vQbfwPsOF
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
The feeling of finally getting around to listing stuff on ebay is like an orgasm's boring, adult, doesn't-go-out-on-a-friday-night cousin
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
pancakes
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Trying to scoop ice cream out of the container when my partner walks in and says, "That's the hardest I've seen you work all year"
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
I took a couple of photos outside without him so my punishment was physical activity catch up. @veritasium pic.twitter.com/Rq9LBTJL25
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
cool cool cool cool cool twitter.com/smh/status/882…
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I own a handful of very ambitious underwear that will never reach their full potential
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
When do you ever go up to the birthday card section and not feel like you're picking the least awful card?
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
ha @SydneyKings tweeting me a gif of myself saying 'call me' may be peak internet twitter.com/SydneyKings/st…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Always a fangirl of @nashedgerton whose film @gringomovie is out in cinemas! Check it out! pic.twitter.com/m3y1K3oYjD
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Meet some of the 37 babies facing homelessness and hunger as Dutton & Turnbull try to starve families to go back to Nauru. http…
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
casual photo we took on a beautiful walk in the mountains #blessed #messyhairdontcare pic.twitter.com/NWFNKOFIzM
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
iquwhdasda21fjsn housing is expensive. Its pricing has increased at a rate higher than income. BUT STOP EATING BRUNCH ANYWAY. Just. Stop.
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
going to this to see @mickyb273 and because he told me AFL was hot boys football? Nice to see it's true. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
February 4th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AdamBandt : I call on everyone, but particularly young Australians, to join our movement for a Green New Deal so together we can fight t…
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
Word twitter.com/msexcel/status…
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, I just really want to have a baby. And then have someone come and look after it most of the time. Maybe I just want to hold one.
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
To the one percent of people who keep personal diaries and journals, please know this increases your chances of bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
If you find someone calling out racism (intended or not) as wholly absurd or overly sensitive, maybe... just maybe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/YwQtbGSrel
June 13th 2019
@natalietran
Me when I hear the kettle go off twitter.com/DougalBeatty/s…
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
niece: why are you slowing down? me: I'm tired niece: we're all tired me: fair pic.twitter.com/2bNQcfuryf
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @People4Bernie : . @AOC turns it to 11. We didn't come to play. We came to win. Let's do this. berniesanders.com/volunteer #NotMeUs https:/…
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
This may be a very racist thing to say but from all the television I've watched, I think all Americans are born wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2019
@natalietran
About 16 years ago, my first boyfriend's father told me to forget adding sweet stuff to porridge and try using a do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
[in changing room] brain: this looks ok, right? mirror: I would never lie to you like that
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
I love when my fans interact with each other <3 twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
When people tell me I have a brand I want to leave my body, point at myself, laugh, and find another carrier
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TroyKinne : You may wanna dim your TV screens slight at 9pm, coz @natalietran is gonna light that shit up. She’s one of my favourite fun…
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Any recs for places to get a nice violin in Sydney? Still have my student one but would love to get a new one.
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Getting ready for my hot date that's not with @mickyb273
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : “National security does not lie in the fairytale of border security; it does not repose in the ongoing torture of free human b…
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
went to see a musical last night by myself and was sat in empty seats near a man who was also by himself. He kept t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Would also like to point out that since then many people asked me to speak to white women who are dating asian guys… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
One day someone's going to go through my downloads folder and find 1000000 restaurant menus and 6 photos of nice hairstyles
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
great stuff @tonightly twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/5IWIYiLxL6
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
It's rude when a friend makes fun of your car for having a cd player and then tries to skip the tracks to find anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 8th 2019
@natalietran
sat down outside to eat toast for five minutes and a spider had already started building a web on me. I like the cut of your jib, spider.
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Sydney i got some shows coming up: pic.twitter.com/rDsM9Uk84Z
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
instagram had likes? were they a big thing??
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
votes by terrified idiots impressed by this stunt > every terrible consequence that comes along with this kind of behaviour #borderforce
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
shit. My tailor told me this was a one of a kind outfit when I bought it. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
hi! I'm doing better. After I posted that I wasn't doing great, friends and fam reached out and I know by now to ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2015
@natalietran
Leaving london :( any final place you must have scones? I need to make everyone who sells scones uncomfortable while I eat in front of them
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
they're on holidays and I miss them instagram.com/p/BOqshKIAkIE/…
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
whenever I hear @JohnMayer I wonder what it would be like to have someone write a song like Your Body is a Wonderla… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
Come here and teach me things
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
This headline has a bigger twist than The Sixth Sense twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Most of my teen years were spent watching Elvis movies and now I'm obsessed. See, mum and dad. Bad things happen when you stay at home too
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Santa: It's almost that time of the year again Me: So? Santa: Have you been naughty or nice? Me: Pull up a chair. D… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Update: Police request that people avoid the area. The situation is now contained.
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @lenoretaylor : This is scandalous...Great Barrier Reef: forest three times size of ACT cleared in past five years theguardian.com/environment/20…
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
It's so great being an auntie. You buy a kinder surprise at the petrol station and you rock. Missing this cutie pic.twitter.com/DO2HeXHRGP
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I once got offered a few hundred thousand to do a tampon commercial and turned it down. Turned down most things bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Even though I google a lot, I'm yet to find one celebrity whose partner is ugly enough for me to feel like I have a shot.
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a shopping person but Brisbane, I'm into this shop. Vg hot chocolate too! pic.twitter.com/ShPM9H1EzQ
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
The romantic in me hates this but the practical part of me appreciates this quote "Those items are mine and he cann… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, change that to ages 13-29. I thought up a few things
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
Hollywood saw a parkour video 15 years ago and they never want us to forget it
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I guess it's time to get those prescription sunnies pic.twitter.com/lXRs75W6Ef
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @smh : In an unprecedented move, federal police are considering charging high-profile journalists for publishing secret information | @Be…
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
self congratulating post but just want to put it out there that things have been so much better lately. Almost two… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I get it. You order mineral water at restaurants. You're out of my league.
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
and at the end of each week, she would take about 1000000 teacups out of her bedroom to the kitchen
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SalwaBarmaky : Medical student say we care. #detentionharmshealth please share to bring them here!! @Kon__K @drstewart_MSF @natalietran …
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
If I'm ever single again I'm going to go to the closest shopping plaza, find a man in a demo massage chair, and accept he's probably my type
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Spent time with my nieces recently. They're gorgeous. The 4 year old one told me a joke about an elephant crossing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
This Wiggles recording is older than Australia Day being officially announced a public holiday in 1994. You can shi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : 这不是一个华语成语。 twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
So far places on the list I'm visiting include London, Amsterdam, Vienna, Prague, and Berlin, but very open to recommendations
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
concerns of a lot of people creating user generated content on youtube, it’s incredibly ugly to call what they make garbage.
January 4th 2015
@natalietran
Google, aren't we at a point where I can mash a few keys on the keyboard and you bring me the food I want in bed and tell a movie to watch?
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don't trust people who tell me to relax. One should always be irrationally paranoid.
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
<3 nah, never annoyed by it. It's very kind. Not too busy, just feel like a shitty/shit person. Amazed I had the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 15th 2016
@natalietran
I'd be a terrible mother. I buy one new sweater and it's all I wear for the next month. All my other sweaters are dead to me.
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
Don't spend it all at once twitter.com/Brpron1/status… pic.twitter.com/kkzzvh5jEZ
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
How gorgeous is this? He totally ruined her time, but still twitter.com/CBSEveningNews…
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Yay! New @blackmirror trailer! If you haven't seen it, do! My favourites are S2E1 youtu.be/ld9m8Xrpko0 <3 & S1E3 youtu.be/Sw3GIR70HAY
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually pine after clothing but I desperately want Jude Law's wardrobe in The Young Pope pic.twitter.com/IN6PzVDNGn
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
what twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
Happy New Year! May your 2017 be filled with awkward touches, accidental instagram likes, poorly reheated food, and lots of love
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Be with me
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @davidu : Consider this my good deed of the day: Back in 2008 two bodybuilders were arguing on the Internet about how many days are in a…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
how is @nathanfielder this amazing?
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Morning, Hank. I love that you sleep outside the bedroom door all night pic.twitter.com/SIkQycGqpv
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
over tea with dad: dad: Nobody can make you feel anything, Nat. me: I don't know if that's true dad: Even if you gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
Etsy- the casino of bride-to-bes
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
It's like nobody remembers Xena and Gabrielle pic.twitter.com/wqv01YffO6
February 15th 2017
@natalietran
Jealousy looks fantastic on me. It looks way better on me than her
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
I really feel like talking over people makes me right
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
partner: so I can only buy you ethical, vegan underwear? me: yes. Sent you a list partner: very unromantic me: *whispering* so is cruelty
January 6th 2019
@natalietran
They cut before you can see but the black van that picks up Marie Kondo actually lifts off the ground and flies her back to her planet
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @rodenv : I've been working with @natalietran on a little project this year. Watch and you might learn how to pick her up. https://t.co/1…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
+ hope you're happy and well
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone tells me a story about hooking up with someone I have so many questions. What was it like? Did the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
be still my beating heart twitter.com/_LoneWolf_/sta…
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, guys. I'm still down with the flu this week but I've got a ton of scripts to film. AND I bought a new wig. So high fives everywhere.
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that a girl came to my house and laughed at my eyeshadow palette. I agreed, mocked it, and pretended I didn't just buy it.
April 18th 2016
@natalietran
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology Video - Making Of youtu.be/Y4Xh2KBI4I0
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
Guess which one I am pic.twitter.com/mQxNxsVRtG
November 6th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had tea with someone who I was a fan of. In the middle of tea we were screaming at each other and decided w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Facebook photo of a sunset. Comment from parent underneath: Can you please let me know about your dad's birthday dinner??? Kids are mean
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
It's such a lie when people ask me what we did on the weekend and I reply, "not much " pic.twitter.com/dqEuh2iQcJ
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
[Bookshop] Staff: I'm so sorry we don't have that in stock Me: Listen, I've gone to 3 stores today because I still… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
November 19th 2017
@natalietran
there's nothing better than great sex
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
it's all 'nice to meet you' until they actually meet you
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Twitter really is a racist's kryptonite
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Just found a fantastic playlist of dads doing renovations around the house.
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day my niece sends me a little video or audio clip saying she loves me. I never tell her I love her back bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jenanmoussa : There is no tragedy in life like the death of ur kids. Syrian dad says farewell to Aya & Ahmad who suffocated in yesterday…
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Please stop mansplaining Blade Runner to me. I understand what a scifi is. I know that they're creating a dystopia where Asia is a force...
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
5am: If you had just organised your week better, you wouldn't be doing work at this time me feeding 5am poison: shhhh
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Fine. I'll look up what a fidget spinner is.
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
I asked my 3yo niece if she knew where her mother was born. "Vietnam," she replied. I asked her if she knew were I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine if the Devil did wear Prada. Just for a minute, imagine it.
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
People who want to do more than just eat hot chips in the sun are out of my league
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
hey! It's Derek @veritasium on the desk tonight! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hey there, homeslice. I think you're marvellous. All sorts of great. Have a glorious day.
January 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @findabedAU : Do you know anyone who has a place in the area? Family? Friends? Colleagues? Lovers? Neighbours? Please share -…
October 16th 2019
@natalietran
good luck to those starting their HSC exams tomorrow! Give it all you've got and then leave it in the room and be happy. x
December 1st 2019
@natalietran
whenever I have five minutes free: maybe I should get a fringe
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
PayPal is the friend you make check the house after you hear a noise
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Actual dilemma: Wanting to hire costumes that cost more than the video will make
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : When the Australian Government imprisoned Mohamed in its refugee camp on Manus, he had a 2 year old daughter and a pregnant wi…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
INT. OFFICE. CLEARLY AFTERNOON. The phone rings. Natalie, 32, meant to be working, ignores the call. Credits.
November 27th 2019
@natalietran
they didn't have names before?! twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Guess I can now say my Saturday night was fucking wild twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
February 6th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rip my brain out of my head
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, folks. A lot of that stuff is pvc leather and I'm trying to avoid that but cheers for the feedback!
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
Such love on one side of the news contrasted by such hate on the other. Devastating news about the attacks. Just heartbreaking awful.
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how white people have to leave areas that poorer people are living in. Like poor people wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 4th 2018
@natalietran
Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. Except people who start group chats. You guys can suck it.
December 3rd 2019
@natalietran
:( It must suck having a husband who isn't home a lot twitter.com/SamuelMoen/sta…
August 1st 2016
@natalietran
A kid skateboarded down the shopping aisle I was in with a gopro and then filmed a 360 video of the pasta section. Subscribed
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : While @ASRC1 lawyers do all they can to do 850+ refugees applications by Oct 1 u can help #KeepThemSafe by Donating: https://t.…
November 4th 2015
@natalietran
for any budding playwrights out there twitter.com/SydneyTheatreC…
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
Now that our PM pays people smugglers as well, his argument of turning people away to avoid encouraging the industry can be ignored, right?
August 23rd 2017
@natalietran
currently eating old cake while editing photos of models
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
hahahaha *breaks mirror with fist* *cries* *hugs cat* *cat runs away*
June 3rd 2017
@natalietran
when I grow up I want to remember to defrost things
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
In good news, I've been told a lot lately to stick to being a comedian. Nobody has ever called me a comedian before. #blessed
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
Is it worth finding locations used in the BBC Pride and Prejudice and pretending to be Elizabeth? I've been told I get to pick the itinerary
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
yo @charltonbrooker you'll love this. S5E1-1000000 twitter.com/verge/status/9…
November 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know hearing about other people's dreams is usually boring but last night I had a dream about going to different… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly in awe of the strength of women everywhere. Happy International Women's Day to all.
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
Why put liquorice in a mix of otherwise pleasant lollies? Why? Because you're the devil?
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
naw bubba twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
How did I only just learn about the letters between Hemingway and Marlene Dietrich? They should be the guide to all… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : Nauru is not only a political crisis, but a medical emergency | Ranjana Srivastava trib.al/X5f2QK1
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. What's wrong with me? I can't tell if I keep refusing to accept something because it means 1. everyone else w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Nothing but respect to the woman reading this audiobook. She is doing both voices very passionately for this love scene. I'm into it.
September 16th 2017
@natalietran
me: Your ex girlfriend looks so pretty in photos. What make up did she wear? partner: None? me: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
Already confused with real life, Content is now ready to watch! Made by a bunch of legends. Except one person but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
my mother called me up and told me she wants swimming caps for her birthday BUT they MUST be from ebay and MUST be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @CDisillusion : ... pic.twitter.com/GcfdfNW0fI
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die twitter.com/Twitter/status…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
New life mission: To be in a Tom Cruise action movie. I could be a background extra, I can learn martial arts. Anything. How to do this
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @orlander_ruming : Twelve-year-old Kiana went #missing at about 8pm last night from an address in Wylandra Street, #Dubbo. If you've seen…
February 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 x 1 million @ChloeMorello pic.twitter.com/PTc6lDPPSu
November 14th 2018
@natalietran
New tattoo! pic.twitter.com/FKusVkzBK1
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, spider. I don't kill you and you don't build webs on my desk at work. You know how cobwebs on your desk looks.
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Of course the Billie Holiday version is incredible but I forgot about this cover on Herbie Hancock's album. So love… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
being depressed is the best I've felt in years
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
Ordered some stuff online and they asked if I wanted to include a note pic.twitter.com/N8x8jPibE8
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8d73nDbyox
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for twitter. Before twitter I was just an angry person with bad jokes to share.
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
This. Best Friend by Rex Orange County open.spotify.com/track/47Bg6IrM…
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
naww twitter.com/wongfupro/stat…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair how little you guys trust me. Do you know how many fathers I have come up to me and grill me, asking me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : We hit $250,000 on projectforawesome.com/donate! We still have another $100,000 to raise by noon tomorrow to get the full @Saveth…
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << Because pauses are for the devil
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
Finished a script! All it took was three packets of biscuits and a lot of tv breaks. Filming today for upload tomor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
"Do you want a receipt?" "Yes please. I'd also like to find it at the most random of times and not be able to find it when I need it."
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Imagine receiving an unwanted text asking you to vote yes. It's outrageous. Like an unwanted survey asking if gay people should have rights.
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
Must Contain One Uppercase Letter >> youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ << This week's video if you missed it. If you didn't, you really...
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, perhaps the last tweets were too subtle. ** Why are you supporting a fight of a man guilty of domestic violence?** HE PUNCHES WOMEN
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what else I thought was going to happen after baking 20 donuts
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Great poker face pic.twitter.com/PNGbgkMagN
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
a terrible tragedy that extremists use violence for their insane religious beliefs but it's WRONG to condemn religion. Okay.
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: oh me: what? FBI agent in my webcam: same shirt as last night? me: I've had it up to here with you, Brian
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
Yes please. More celebrities in your government
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot shake that the intellectual folk in Boston who started 'OK' as a joke about misspelt slang were unknowingly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
My next door neighbour is an elderly lady who calls me 'wonderful girl' because I offered her a lift once. Now I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Took twenty minutes of moving in tiny increments to get this close. Just let me touch you. Cats give no fucks. pic.twitter.com/oHxKAsIUFc
November 6th 2017
@natalietran
too many feelings
November 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @tyleroakley : me performing at the gates of heaven after they tell me i’m not on the list pic.twitter.com/KjDvC04LqG
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
this is my favourite twitter.com/TheMilanTooner…
December 21st 2019
@natalietran
welp pic.twitter.com/yfzEm8nwct
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Tonight I will create an assembly line of crackers and eat them while my cat watches. Have a great Friday night!
August 30th 2016
@natalietran
I hope this works pic.twitter.com/04KYcOAxy0
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Someone sent over a dessert to my table last night like in the movies. It was weird because I waved, ate it politel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've never done drugs but I imagine the relief you get is similar to what I feel when @SylvanianUK tweets these abs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
you should be allowed to shoot someone if they're licking an envelope and make eye contact with you
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
don't complain about your abuse because others get abused and it's not unique twitter.com/Cipher562/stat…
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
There are people out there attracted to women who eat peanut butter out of the jar while editing youtube videos, right? RIGHT?
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
Well that was a lot more dramatic and upsetting than anticipated. Would watch movie version twitter.com/Mr_DrinksOnMe/…
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
my sister serves it well pic.twitter.com/P0PHREIUiV
January 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Woke up with intention to exercise. Changed into workout clothes. Put on tv show to watch while exercising. Sat down and watched tv show.
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
we played a game called Just One last night where everyone tries to give clues to a secret word using a related one… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
... Who. the. fuck. is. Waldo? twitter.com/MaryEllenKatz/…
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
you know what they say, the heart wants what the toxic relationship coerces you into thinking is acceptable
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I just want to call my home planet and say "humans are fucking nuts, come take me home."
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Why do people point out that we already asked each other how we were? I don't care. It's obvious neither of us are committed to this
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan sold our Christmas tree last week and I just remembered that I wrote "You will die" in red inside the box las… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Is this true? Despicable. @theprojecttv @abcnews @GuardianAus twitter.com/Stephiewashere…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
There are few things I can say with certainty but one of them is that if a woman pulls her hair up in a bun in fron… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine having a kid and that kid goes on The Bachelor
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid >> youtu.be/h-lwsZTl5PY << What Would Flies Say? Yeah, it's that kind of internet. pic.twitter.com/gxJAMsLNqe
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
Can I please purchase? This is the only way I want to walk around my house from now on twitter.com/seamuseum_/sta…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @archillect : pic.twitter.com/tqOIpGfMeq
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: The world is full of adventures just waiting to start me in my 30s: Rob, can you microwave two minute noodles?
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
cool series by @sweetjustice you can check out youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8zAs…
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
awesome work. @celestebarber_ 's donation drive has already raised over 8mil for The Trustee for NSW Rural Fire Serv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
Apologies for the rant before. Anger gets us nowhere. That was really stupid of me. All deleted. Time for 1am toasted sandwich
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
someone keeps ringing my landline and hanging up and quite frankly it's been the only exercise I've had in a while
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever my partner is out of the house I eat biscuits and crackers like I'm in the apocalypse and just found a stocked bunker
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I want to go to there #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/RLYU1gFdP7
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
and Dom throws some shade! Shoutout to all my shorts-wearing no matter how cold it is cameramen/clipboard carrying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
It's really hard to get together when you're adults. Everyone has so much on their plate... It has to be said that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want a kid but then I remember I can't have anyone hanging around seeing how little I achieve in a day
October 24th 2016
@natalietran
Best season of Black Mirror so far. Thanks @charltonbrooker for 6 fantastic films!
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, hand. You use to be able to write legibly. I saw you do it once!
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
To my fellow tanned Australians, don't worry. The Border Force will be easy to spot on the streets. Fig. A pic.twitter.com/xQDJQuFV6s
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sister: how was the sleep over? Niece: it was great! Auntie Natalie let me have two ice creams! Sister: wow! Me: sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel these two points summarise my entire life. And achievements. Thanks, Wikipedia twitter.com/Tokohoshi/stat…
December 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : Here is the official @NSWRFS account for donations for the families of Geoffrey & Andrew. I’ll be donating tonight.…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Neighbour just screamed "NEW SONG" I think they want me to stop playing the same song on repeat? It's only been 8 hours. Calm down.
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
Niece: Why do you have to bring your phone if nobody calls you? Me: :(
January 26th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/aq0SIDe6R2
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
Just hearing people outside my window makes me irritated. I know what kind of old person I'm going to be
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
I think my obsessive ocd bullshit just pushed away someone I care deeply for :( I don't know how to stop it sometimes. This is horrible
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049/ Blade Runner/ Scifi question: If Asian influence is so big in the future, why are no main characters Asian?
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is waiting to go to your mum's home so someone can cook you proper food again
January 17th 2020
@natalietran
I bet that'll shoot down your plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To set you on your feet again Mayb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Thanks to the @thefinebros for having me in another video and my heart grows even more for @veritasium in it youtube.com/watch?v=n-U2Ba…
May 7th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just made up an incredible story about a fake, ill person in my room to justify how much food I was taking for breakfast. I was moved
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
To their credit, crazy people seem to have fantastic access to skywriters
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
one of the places they filmed the bbc version of pride and prejudice! Be careful. This photo is an aphrodisiac pic.twitter.com/nMz6NGxtWZ
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Good to know we're mistakes. Australia is paying for Malcolm Fraser's immigration mistakes, says Peter Dutton theguardian.com/australia-news…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the feedback! I've talked to dentists and have to get traditional ones. "can I get the invisi-" "no" "...lign" "no"
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
If you're interested, just donated here. Thanks for the recs on places to donate to help those suffering in Myanmar twitter.com/PartnersRelief…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
when, apart from when something is far away, is a place described as 'a short stroll'
July 30th 2015
@natalietran
Enjoyed the openness of @jodiefox 's new vid on work life balance youtu.be/OjnjUJwOqrc This year I committed to family time so feel this x
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Loved it. @johngreen 's talk at #brandcast youtu.be/LfABP083wbU
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
marry me, banksy hyperallergic.com/464419/1-3m-ba…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Australians are very eloquent pic.twitter.com/pV2tRh5dMF
August 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SBS : A fresh, insightful and surprising investigation of the global vitamin and supplements craze. #Vitamania premieres this Sunday 8.3…
January 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ms_michellelaw : I guess this country is now being run by Bette Midler, Celeste Barber and P!nk.
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
Hope this email finds you miserable
February 13th 2020
@natalietran
Client: Are you able to do __ and ___? Is that possible? Me: Of course! That's my job! I'm a professional! I know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
my friend Mike ( @mjhawley ) introduces me to the coolest people, including Joshua Bell Brain: don't say it, don't s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
mother has asked me to meet her so I can pick up 15kg of oranges even though I told her several times I have not fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I love this picture of @lenadunham . It's how I feel when I see other people try on jeans and they don't need altering pic.twitter.com/E17HrDLFOc
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
You could make this place beautiful twitter.com/natalietran/st…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long-term relationship: "Do you want to have sex in the shower?" "Nah, I just had one and I have to hang up the clothes. Thanks."
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
As it stands, sunglasses look cooler on babies and animals than they do on human adults... why is that? Welcome to my TED talk.
May 20th 2018
@natalietran
Went to my sister's last night and she bought me an old wedding dress to wear to watch the royal wedding. Highly re… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
June 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran Who is this?
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday @markpollard !! This guy. 8 years ago I was pretty down and he let me start tagging along to work wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
I scored 14 out of 15 on the survey How Often Do You Read A Friend's Survey Results, Do The Test Hoping To Beat Them, But Then Never Do
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @WFP : The situation in northeast #Syria is dire. People say what they need most is food, medicine, clothes and other daily essentials.…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Perhaps it's the hormones talking but I really think cake tastes better if you cry into it as you eat it
April 20th 2017
@natalietran
I love telling younger women they remind me of me at their age. The fear in their eyes.
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to sexy dance for my cat at least once a day
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Ain't nothing like some good old human trafficking twitter.com/smh/status/833…
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
How do I break it to my orthodontist that we have hit a plateau in terms of improvement? He keeps saying we can fix… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
[saying goodbye to a friend] friend: It was so lovely seeing you! See you soon! me: Please don’t leave me alone wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Today I waited in line for a cupcake and hated the person I had let myself become
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Facebook Memories, my life is lame and was lame five years ago too.
April 17th 2016
@natalietran
Quick little video! This one's for my new niece >> youtu.be/TZKU8a_gWFY << You Can't Name The Baby That pic.twitter.com/GeZLRwAHQh
November 27th 2019
@natalietran
RT @OzHarvest : Give a meal to someone in need this Christmas. In the past year, over 5 million Aussies went hungry – many of them children.…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
I'll admit I've done things in the past in an attempt to be more 'attractive' to a man. I've worn makeup, endured u… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2017
@natalietran
sometimes I feel young and then google bombards me with ads for family cruises
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really jump up and down on beds? I've tried. It's not that fun. 2/10
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
favourite part of a DIY project is when you realise you've spent way too much money on materials and should have ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
To have just a fraction of your thirst for life instagram.com/p/Bh2mAtCnq1A/
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Ever since reading Elon Musk told his first wife he was "the alpha in the relationship" on their wedding day, I can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
It's not my fault they got lazy twitter.com/burgotastic/st…
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
please tell him to stay strong. This was a hard time for me when I experienced it but he is still loved <3 <3 twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Our Government is ignoring the advice of medical experts - add your name to @GetUp ’s call for a Senate Inquiry. The public des…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @DirectRelief : . @DirectRelief Staff Bound for #Oaxaca, #Mexico, in Wake of Devastating #Earthquake directrelief.org/2017/09/25415/
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
First impressions can be wrong but the man waiting in the checkout line in front of me has a basket with just lollies so I think I'm in love
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Lost 0.2 kg. Time to celebrate with an ice cream
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
My cat is my life coach pic.twitter.com/HHkvqlefTt
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
Beautiful trip to Bruges today. Belgium, you've been magnificent. Can't wait to come back pic.twitter.com/J5z6ap6jKK
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan: you bought me so many presents when we started dating. I thought you were moneybags but turns out you were n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly fighting urge to kidnap twins, put them in separate rooms, and ask many questions.
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/nd7q94veWb
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
person: do you think you'll make youtube videos again me: maybe. I don't know person: 10 years was a long time. I g… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the awesome @connorvanv!! Not only is he a talent, he's one of the first people I'll call if I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
happy vday pic.twitter.com/dYwPNmurOQ
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
whenever the music from Miss Saigon comes on my playlist, I get really upset as though I lived that life and I'm Kim. Then I remember no
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : For everyone who (rightly) lamented how awful the postal survey was for LGBTIQ Australians, pls now think of First Nations p…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @FreyaHRLC : Let’s #ChangeThis. These kids and their families should have the chance to rebuild their lives in safety. Get behind our fun…
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
The Bachelor is such fantasy. Imagine having more than one going out dress.
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Please help. I've visited the same animal shelter four times this week and want to take home all the cats. It opens… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
He's absolutely abhorrent and will be responsible for generations of disenfranchised Australians twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
We're incredibly lucky to be voting today. In other parts of the world people fight for this. Happy voting and talking about sausage sizzles
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
oooooooooft twitter.com/Bballforeverfb…
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
On one hand, I'm thrilled to be eligible for my free 10th meal. On the other hand, I just started eating here last week
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
daily reminder to listen to this @rexorangecounty song youtu.be/hNpgwz8wvE8 that voice
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Magnificent. There's so much. It's art. twitter.com/LefaSN/status/…
April 16th 2015
@natalietran
I spend too much time deciding if I should tuck or untuck my shirt. As if anyone is going to think I'm less of a dick with my shirt untucked
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Whenever I try to sound sexy by saying I’m not wearing any underwear it sounds more like a threat. A terrible, terrible, scary threat.
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
doctor: When was the last time you exercised? me: That's not something I think I can answer in an open setting
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
I NEVER break promises but realised the time difference tonight sucks so will upload tomorrow at the usual time. pic.twitter.com/n6hzQm0BHB
January 14th 2020
@natalietran
Crazy Recipe Asians? Culinary Rich Asians? @RemyHii making breakfast burritos. Dude even grinds his spices. pic.twitter.com/zD46goJu8f
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
get Craig on your team. Well done. Such wonderful news twitter.com/Craig_Foster/s…
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how much funnier I find cat videos now and how much I prefer watching them to going outside
January 28th 2020
@natalietran
Typed my name, Natalie, into a form on my phone and my phone's predictive text suggested "Portman" as my surname. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, show me a fuckwit tendaily.com.au/news/politics/…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
A moment of silence for all the tea I make then forget til it's cold. Please know somebody loved you.
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Good Photo Side >> youtu.be/F_UUjLu6mI0 << pic.twitter.com/beffXWjMJ6
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hello. We love this amazing soul and are two of her biggest fans. Happy birthday @jodiefox pic.twitter.com/nlVvDWmzmv
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
It's always made me uncomfortable how similarly people treat being vegan to being religious. It's also a label. As… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
need friends who are ok to just lie in bed and watch the pride and prejudice miniseries with me until we die
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You're right guys. He refused. pic.twitter.com/u7pilzmhUu
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Just so bummed about this comment as a fan. It’s comparing professionally produced content to user generated content and then calling the
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
'race-obsessed' is what I'll call people who are offended by racism from now on. Don't be so race-obsessed. Stop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
... meanwhile in Australia twitter.com/political_aler…
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just heard a word spoken that I’ve never known how to pronounce, having only ever seen it in writing before today.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @winya2012 : I am sharing this for those that think that police custody is safe. Please retweet, please watch. ❤️
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
also looking for shirts, pants, belts, vests, and jackets twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
shipping Ariana and Ari like nobody's business
May 5th 2019
@natalietran
Not to make it sound super easy and like I didn't work hard on it, but I'm getting fucking GREAT at sleeping all day
September 18th 2015
@natalietran
I've exercised for 5 days now and even though I've had pizza every day, if I don't wake up looking like a VS Angel, I will kill somebody
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @newmatilda : Any campaign aiming at Peter Dutton is worth supporting... particularly this one. chuffed.org/project/season… via @Chuffed
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
I always tell my friends who just got engaged to enjoy their time together as a engaged couple because not only is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's an ugly part of me, deep down inside, that wants to kidnap a foodora/deliveroo cyclist and ask them a lot of questions
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
I love how my friends talk to me about fitness. Kc and I used to go for jogs every night. The moment we stopped and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
Support the Yes vote by going to #yesfestau! 29th of October! Profits go to @amequality #marriageequality bit.ly/2yM9QLB
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
No, yeah, awesome. Leave me alone with my thoughts. No worries. It's good.
January 30th 2018
@natalietran
The lady at the art store said she watched me park my car out the back and then walk the long way around to enter t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 21st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I make my bed I feel like I've eaten a healthy breakfast, done some yoga, and invented stuff
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
naw @raychenviolin youtube.com/watch?v=RXfLV7…
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/3B2JjR1LlK
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
That the majority of you say 'act like it never happened' makes me know we are one. It was a 2 year gap. I fucking love you.
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Had someone run into the back of my car (everybody's fine) but gosh it bothers me that people's concern is for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I’m so sick of falling in love with my bodyguards
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
My New Year's Eve party is going OFF pic.twitter.com/AihqtZH1us
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
No! Did I miss it? No! Late submission for #WorldPhotographyDay pic.twitter.com/QtCnIoOIOv
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan is a fool. He chose midnight to tell me he has a surprise for me and thinks I'm going to let him sleep. He sa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry guys, been guilty of making a monumental series of poor decisions lately. The idea of editing a video with my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Is there a way to stop racists using the Australian flag? It's embarrassing and they should all be ashamed. gu.com/p/4ant9/stw
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Pretty Hobart pic.twitter.com/e4dUo8RnbI
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @unionsaustralia : Without union members we wouldn’t have: • Sick leave
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite books as a teenager. Realised I couldn't find my copy and freaked out a little, asked Ro to tak… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << Because friends suck pic.twitter.com/spd6miI4e9
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've always thought one of the most tragic things is when love isn't synchronised and then you remember you're raci… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
yayyy twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Finished work. Filmed beautiful models all day. Had to pretend was full at lunch because beautiful people don't eat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
I have a lot of “before” photos
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
Such a beautiful song Two people who sing each other's songs so well youtu.be/uoR4KQ0wUk4?t=…
July 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sad to be missing @vidcon and all the amazing premieres happening there. It'll be my bday though so pretend that's why you're all there!
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
You can do better. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't even come outside and ask who you were and why you were always following him home.
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I hate every moment of decision making
August 26th 2017
@natalietran
I love watching Tom Cruise action movies. He reminds me so much of myself.
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
thanks for the burn, @nashedgerton pic.twitter.com/Pr24mml6gp
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Filming last bits today and tomorrow. Sorry, went away for a few days last week. Should be up Wednesday. On the dot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Did I tell you guys I actually visited spots form the miniseries when I was in England? When I die, please release… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, he’s got work early tomorrow, and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, running a tad late but there will be a new vid up later today!
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Thing is, if you're a woman, outcomes like these don't surprise you because you've witnessed this sort of behaviour… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Natalie, if you could have dinner with ANYBODY who would it be?" "Nobody" "..." "Elvis" "..." "Second Interview?" "We'll let you know"
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
I'd prefer it if sexbots were more like humans. Instead of 'I'm lonely wanna chat?' it should be 'I'm insecure and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
Just putting the finishing touches on it now! pic.twitter.com/4tz712UDeo
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
can't stop listening to this pic.twitter.com/GWzqnTCXgO
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! I'm on two panels at @SydWritersFest if you feel like coming along! swf.org.au/program/swf201… swf.org.au/program/swf201…
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
I hope models see me in my stained pyjamas and think "She looks so good. It's her short legs and long torso...no way I could pull that off"
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
GC, my bodyguard @timminchin is touring. He is proficient at music twitter.com/Ticketek_AU/st…
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
thank you @juliabanksmp twitter.com/BuzzFeedYarns/…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Really looking forward to hitting puberty
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Funerals would be way more fun if people did mention dope kicks twitter.com/wesleysnipes/s…
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve taken so many LinkedIn photos for friends I’m like the Annie Leibovitz of corporate appropriate profile pictures.
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
must stop imagining friendships
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I love my Twitter crushes. I want to print out their avatars, put them on my walls, and talk to them at night.
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Yes. It was 40 bucks. twitter.com/MCunboi/status…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
define 'world' twitter.com/HuffingtonPost…
October 7th 2019
@natalietran
When she starts singing twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, has work early the next morning and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
oh Randall x twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
January 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to generalise but if you're old enough to drive and still have lucky numbers, we're probably not going to be friends
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hey, look, at least you only stole all my work gear. Not the plastic bag with the chocolate egg I had been saving pic.twitter.com/cf2ulzySK4
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, this is an actual display of faith twitter.com/MsMollyRachael…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I'll stop tweeting. I tweet a lot when I'm trying to avoid work but the time has come. *spots bat signal in sky*
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do people have kids? I just moaned at my mother for asking me to collect some food she made me because I told her I missed it
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Falling in love as an adult is hard because you're tired and you know you should probably eat the food in the fridge
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
email from mum, text from dad pic.twitter.com/tMUTWF3LKc
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
I just had a conversation with someone and all I remember is that they had fantastic hair
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
Well I guess when I watch shows and movies I now care about the parents storyline. Great
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
If being a cat lady were a job, if be a CEO
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Listen, I don't mean to talk about how hot I am but I just caught my reflection in the hotel elevator on the way ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite memories is from a trip to Egypt when someone offered to give a quick history recap. He then cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton, you are a disgusting person. Shame on you
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, running late but new vid will be up later today pic.twitter.com/aXrD4Sh1nS
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're online. Or you know, out partying.
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
BBC News - Zimbabwe crisis: Army takes over - Mugabe 'detained' bbc.com/news/world-afr…
February 15th 2020
@natalietran
I'm just super grateful I always have mars in retrograde to blame
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
I’m so sick of being on the cover of magazines. Sorry, I meant pasta. I'm so sick of pasta.
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
hey now! Fantastic news and well deserved. Congratulations @IISuperwomanII please end all episodes with "please su… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
shhh. sleep. *brushes your hair away from your face as you sleep* twitter.com/molokojuice/st…
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
RT @BBCBreaking : At least 125 people were killed in this Baghdad car bomb claimed by Islamic State militants bbc.in/29be6fr https:…
August 24th 2017
@natalietran
Sydney personal trainer recommendations? Preferably someone who can get results with no work. Last part not a joke.
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
I've never run a marathon but I have checked my voicemail
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who actually enjoy eating salad Angel: You are unstoppable
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Is this getting old? Last John Mayer concert I paid a few hundred to sit on the floor. Now I'm like "hm they have a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Aren’t dreams incredible? Sometimes they’re so vivid it’s hard to differentiate between a dream and real life. Like… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
nooooo twitter.com/F1/status/1029…
October 23rd 2019
@natalietran
love clicking facebook comments under animals for adoption posts and seeing people tag their partners. And their pa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have received many requests to bring back shows including Art Attack! The Ferals, Round The Twist, as well as poach… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
A girl at school had one of these and we all thought she was the coolest pic.twitter.com/Gmkcalycv4
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : If you believe all bad news is fake news, you're accountable to no one. youtu.be/5wYlUuyftN0
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
The way people write on the internet has me shook?
January 16th 2019
@natalietran
this morning's email from dad pic.twitter.com/dvt4muuQMO
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
I love you twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm thinking about finally entering an Elvis Tribute Artist Contest. Has anybody entered one? Anyone? *echo* Anyone? Anyone? I'm serious
January 2nd 2020
@natalietran
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so sick of getting standing ovations
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Take a hard look. Our Gov just sent these girls to a maximum security prison in the middle of the night. Away from friends, the…
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed to not yet had the opportunity to say "you can't fire me because I quit" before turning on my a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
Fuck. I knew I'd regret not having 9 million dollars sooner or later. domain.com.au/news/the-pride…
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
f1 week. So excited. Contemplating going to melbourne for it. Anybody here going?
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
I'm sorry for having said mansplaining. It must be awful to have people judge you because of your gender. I'm sorry.
August 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to have a conversation with your close ones about the upcoming survey. It's a great opportunity to help the 'yes' vote
July 24th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Already love my 30s. Here's part of one of my awesome presents. Points if you can guess pic.twitter.com/qgo3uJJrpV
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
My dad watched BIG but missed the beginning. He told us, "BIG was a great movie but I don't understand why he turned into a boy in the end?"
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
definitely makes me feel at ease seeing americans buy flamethrowers
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
What's the equivalent of a barber for women? Somewhere I can sit in a line with school kids and get my hair cut in 5 minutes?
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
Will you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I would like to be? pic.twitter.com/y3oLUoJpNV
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Got my new license. What the actual fuck. Hand on my heart I thought I was smiling when this photo was taken. I eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
People get so weird when you hold their baby and sob hysterically?
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
twitter > a sense of calm and happiness
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
and I am a goddamn star. Once I got free movie tickets from a subscriber and had to run away before his manager came. Suck on that.
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Asians are not all the same. We're just very good at drawing, twirling pens, and we like Usher
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm just kidding. First love isn't fun.
October 18th 2016
@natalietran
mum: It's so weird how having really bad skin doesn't bother you!
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's bad karma to predict the future but I'm fairly certain I'll be the old lady who sits in a park, sees a young c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Does heaven have a number of child molestation cases it caps entrance at? twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
does she even appreciate what she's got, Scott? twitter.com/scottdools/sta…
March 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Lads mags be crazy these days pic.twitter.com/aLUaMpwYKJ
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
She's great! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've been cheating on English Breakfast with Darjeeling lately and things are getting serious
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
If your napkin doesn't fall off your lap during the meal, you're a witch
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
Family with kids born in Australia woken up and given ten minutes to pack before being taken to detention centre fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 7th 2020
@natalietran
This video always makes my heart happier If you need a pick me up @maggierogers live Light On is wonderful and heal… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
love this idea <3 twitter.com/johngreen/stat…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Merry Christmas, Hank. Have some of your hair pic.twitter.com/86cqTTfj6j
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring pic.twitter.com/yB175tceOa
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
I would like to receive a Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for each time I write "Also, please let me know if there are a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
My Playstation 1 died and this may be dramatic to say, but I wish it had been someone I knew instead pic.twitter.com/8Ykqv1daFL
May 30th 2015
@natalietran
New hobby: Going to supermodel's instagram accounts and writing, "this is SO me" under pictures
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Don't mean to be harsh but you should probably kill them, they're probably witches. twitter.com/WhiteandNormal…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Netflix, who do you think is watching? It's me. It's always me.
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Gosh I forgot how much I liked this playlist we all put together! So many songs I discovered! Yes! Let's do one soo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 26th 2019
@natalietran
Guys, if this isn't what Twitter is for, I don't now my left from right. Today my dad looked amazing at Christmas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
Taking online tests to tell you about yourself tells me a lot about you too
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Open letter on the Border Force Act: 'We challenge the department to prosecute' gu.com/p/4a8yp/stw
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
Having someone ask to watch a movie with you and then having them not be available to watch it immediately at relea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Does the pizza guy call me the house girl?
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I have and it's wonderful! Sent Hannah a dm about it this morning. Highly recommend. twitter.com/louxley/status…
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
I know it's tacky and old school but I'm actually really tempted to throw a gender reveal party. I think it would b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Met some very talented, ambitious young people. It was exhausting.
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
How good was the ending of Boardwalk Empire? Rewatching Sopranos and keep thinking about great endings of shows
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
Life is uncertain but I do know that I will die with a hairband on my wrist
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
and then they bring me you
November 24th 2019
@natalietran
Today I met someone really lovely who said she watched my videos and I took off my glasses because they started to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Saneeero : sorry I ghosted you for three months lol my phone died. wyd tonight tho
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
At some point buying sunglasses started to become a task too complicated for my skill set
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
In my 20s we made out in this car. On my 30th we drove to dinner in it with bulk toilet paper in the backseat #adult pic.twitter.com/iJ4pEYkdpO
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute. Fairy bread is not international? *beams bat signal into sky*
January 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been hungover but I assume it's like opening your laptop and seeing the 1000000000 tabs you visited last night
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Apologies for tweeting so much. I just really want to avoid this work I don't want to do.
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
my sister started a poll in our family chat re who is the sexiest member of our family. I like that mum is pretendi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: any side effects? Me: I've lost my appetite Doctor: what are you eating? Me: I've had pancakes every mornin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
One day I plan on hitting that "end" key on my keyboard. One day. When I know what it does.
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @AdrianneHRLC : Anti-democratic laws being rushed through by @DanielAndrewsMP will impact the rights and freedoms of all Victorians. Nobo…
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
Well, I don't know if it's the no sleep, the amount of sodium I ate yesterday, or the music, but this video got wei… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
only cowards have safe words
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
Internet: Look at this ridiculous new gadget that must be for super lonely people! Everyone: hahaha WTF? A headles… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Bring them here Town hall if you're in the area pic.twitter.com/CNXGX3S2iJ
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jleefilm : How come eating Chinese food out of boxes in the movies always looks so good? Also, why did you guys vote for that one guy to…
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
Hey friends! I'll either be at the Sydney or Melbourne one this weekend- hope to see you there! Australia is better… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
Is this a service Sam Neill provides? I'm in to it. Book me in twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @Carols10cents : 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to…
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who know their bank details off the top of their head
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : Washington State Is Now the Only Place in America with Net Neutrality motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… via @motherboard
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
fucking called it twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
August 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Heading to @MelbWritersFest for two sessions this weekend. Look forward to meeting you if you're coming!
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : I hope everyone’s having a happy Sunday! Now take a moment to think about the thousands of low paid Australian workers in…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
my partner hates eating out so much he thought this was a really nice offer: "Do you want to go somewhere tonight?… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
my apologies, @mickyb273 It is most definitely two stories pic.twitter.com/ryRTVfejUv
February 13th 2018
@natalietran
My Instagram aesthetic is incredible pic.twitter.com/5xn32myZhz
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
I thought this was The Onion washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
anybody here used the remarkable paper pad? I always write in notebooks and have to type things up later and am won… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
Traffickers don't care about people. They'll take money from desperate people and willingly endanger them. smh.com.au/world/europe/m…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks. Because you can't. It's impossible
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
Met a woman today who said she had 'a lover' She was as hot as you imagine someone who uses the word 'lover' to be
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
4 yo niece: Why do you wear makeup? me: Honestly, for me perhaps self esteem... niece: Your self esteem is a different colour to your face
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
:( Terrace House is so stressful. Whenever someone has upset someone else I want to vomit
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
Please #MarriageEquality
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
I need someone who drinks to help me buy wine to bring to people's houses. Every time I go up to the person at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
Watched the Fyre festival film and it was fucking insane. People want to go to parties?
December 28th 2017
@natalietran
My partner explained what he thought the show Will & Grace was about- a sham marriage they participate in for some… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'm just saying, it sounds like he does have ulterior motives pic.twitter.com/v8VixzYGnz
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
Signs of getting older: #2442 You need to share a milkshake
December 19th 2019
@natalietran
"This is a rare chance to be a part of a busy Sydney family, who want the best for their children" ... isn't that.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't mind the idea of not having children but I just realised if you have 2/3 kids, you can play most boardgames. Always! Fuck!
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
This might sound extreme but if somebody gives you their cold, you should be able to break their knee caps. Welcome to my TED talk
July 14th 2019
@natalietran
my niece in the dentist's chair is my new religion pic.twitter.com/EyiAp5WcL4
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Have you ever seen someone sitting at a bus stop who didn't look miserable as fuck?
April 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @ThelmaIlianaM : @natalietran it's gonna be a good month! pic.twitter.com/Jl54ToI6RS
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
♥️♥️♥️ look at those cuties twitter.com/thetomska/stat…
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I get so stressed by how confident kids get when I put them on my shoulders. Stop moving so much. No Really I. Will. Drop. You.
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
Must stop apologising to walls
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
can never predict my family chat pic.twitter.com/YZZd2UewPB
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Night time walk in Terrigal. Same sky, same people pic.twitter.com/WQrcKXcMDr
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Do people gift each other playlists these days instead of mixtapes/cds? Sorry, this isn't a joke. Just a genuine q… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
thanks, ebay pic.twitter.com/SniCKkgysI
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
Why were they fogged? Only people who wear glasses would understand. We have no control over the heat our bodies and good looks produce
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Computer, I don’t want to update anything. Ever. Not in an hour, not tonight, not tomorrow. Now get off my lawn
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
yay! @nashedgerton is on @nova969 this morning talking about Mr. Inbetween. Sorry, got dates wrong previously. Star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
We should have known once photo booths became a regular thing how shit everything was
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
I run exactly the way I look like I'd run
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I will listen to you complain about font TWICE. That's it.
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Where do you put ‘not leaving the house until neighbours are gone’ on your cv?
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
we're terrible together but I'm feeling reckless
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
MCing the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre's ( @ASRC1 ) Sydney #righttrack launch. Amazing speakers and great to see ppl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Very sorry about this but unfortunately I will no longer be able to attend @Vidcon this year :( pic.twitter.com/JGtfAvAn9O
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
person I want to punch: Can you believe it's more than halfway through the year? me: Yes. Nothing has made it seem… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 18th 2020
@natalietran
Thanks Jake Paul! twitter.com/jakepaul/statu…
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
imagine being so cute you have to wear this around your neck pic.twitter.com/kmPmUSlUQJ
April 27th 2017
@natalietran
Adults love a good dip and some crackers
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
how amazing is @DanielHRLC twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SarahRubyWrites : RT if you'd pretend not to speak English if @realmarklatham tried to talk to you in public. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I've thought about it, there probably isn't a movie about it. Video idea?
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/AFP/status/104…
October 24th 2019
@natalietran
Started watching Succession. Two eps in. Is that whole show is like because I can't handle when I go to dinner at s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FeralCrone : 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to a…
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
In all honestly. As soon as I get home, I'll see none of my friends or family and make a video pic.twitter.com/AdA0KgNycC
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
When someone asks you about something you've definitely told them before... you should be allowed to reply 'see above' and leave the room
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, I didn't know that either twitter.com/observer/statu…
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
little bit climate change twitter.com/shuhyta/status…
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
If you're the one who lies back during sex and the other person helps undresses you, you're the hot one
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
and when I say stuff I mean baby photos. Because that's the best I looked igg.me/at/p4a2014
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks to @ScreenAustralia for sending me to @mip next week with awesome creators like @veritasium @nickboshier @ConnorVanV and @mychonny
June 8th 2016
@natalietran
The majority of my life is spent looking at the clock to figure out when I need to put pants on
December 28th 2019
@natalietran
Grammarly, I don't know what I did to you
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
*has an existential crisis* They even have a gif generator and put your face into well known gifs. *presses eject* twitter.com/AllanXia/statu…
July 5th 2019
@natalietran
my current move is to tell people I’ll watch the show they're passionately recommending and then not follow through
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Gotta love standing in a lift and saying, "oh no. We're one person over the limit"
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
oh my god! I thought this was me! twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
come here
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Craving oranges
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
This is not being patriotic. Australia is not Yours to Reclaim We need a new Australian flag that racists don't use. pic.twitter.com/AEluM4bLBV
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
It must be such a power trip being a parent and knowing you have full control over your child's haircut. You can ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some might. I can't imagine being a kid asking my parents for christmas presents. They'd say something like "sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
sorry to be daft but any aussie people on here know much about using clips in docos?
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today I asked my friend if he wanted to open our new planners together because it's exciting. He declined? How goo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
at @Fortnums yesterday on my endeavor to die of afternoon tea gluttony. recs for scones or good indian very welcome pic.twitter.com/7jmzp22gIh
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a jacket. A young woman wearing the same one saw me. So great, cackling and making someone question their taste.
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Good to see so many outraged Aussies on my feed. Don't forget that there's a protest on the 5th of November! Come a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
I am constantly waiting for everything to crumble
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I'm getting really tired of being stopped in the street and asked if I'm Eva Mendes
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @anneapplebaum : pay attention, this is the future twitter.com/Jordan_Sather_…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
fair enough twitter.com/NealBTomlinson…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Wouldn't usually write something like this but just saw Dev Patel and he is one of the most beautiful things I've e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
How great is @nathanfielder youtube.com/watch?v=fs_eQQ…
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
same. Call me. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
April 7th 2019
@natalietran
Won't rest till I meet him pic.twitter.com/w6ORvqN6C8
November 27th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'm going to figure out how to double side print things without mistakes. Then the world IS MINE
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
ugh can't we just vote for the ABC? twitter.com/smh/status/111…
July 24th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the bday wishes. Had a brilliant day and feel very lucky. pic.twitter.com/qzauQi0vOY
January 24th 2018
@natalietran
oh my my my!
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @justfordave : We as a society love telling ourselves the story of Spider-Man
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @MikeCarlton01 : If the govt isn't into subsidising "lifestyle choices" maybe it could start taxing churches. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-1… via …
August 8th 2019
@natalietran
excellent day involving vg afternoon tea followed by some new piercings. Like all excellent days. pic.twitter.com/Ov9KZmBsZb
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I walk into someone's house with a man the first question he asks is, "how big is that tv?"
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I must have had a lot of work to avoid today because I've been on Twitter more than usual
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
The best of friends get into bed with you to keep you company while you edit all night. I have no idea who this is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ABAOProductions : Actual footage of @TomCruise sneaking into people’s homes to turn off motion smoothing. pic.twitter.com/76YMUMhdps
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
I wish carbs loved me like I love them
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... @Sethrogen 's twitter feed is my downloads folder pic.twitter.com/QDy4iQHh3S
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
draw me like one of your french girls pic.twitter.com/xkpugTTJKq
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
Call. Takes no time twitter.com/GhostTownGoldi…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : The 5th anniversary of the Australian government depositing people in misery & suffering on isolated Pacific islands at…
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
as real as your words ^ insider joke tweet version of tattoo
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Never said that. At All. Never. It's definitely helpful though, to suggest that's what I was saying. Are we gettin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 26th 2014
@natalietran
There is an endless list of terrible things I would rather do than listen to someone tell me about my tax
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
Liquorice is the bitcoin of older people
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
New trousers came today and yes, these will look exactly they way did on me as they did the model pic.twitter.com/QYJvpASeVo
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
This interview with Quincy Jones is the craziest interview I've ever read. Loved it. Keep reading. It just gets bet… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 22nd 2020
@natalietran
Anybody who won't reenact the Romeo and Juliet fish tank scene with you is a coward.
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and will turn each corner of your pages.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
yes pic.twitter.com/Aby6AUeUWg
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
Just donated and you can too twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying to comments on my last video for the next hour if you hop on now *May type with two fingers
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
Love it. Would watch a hour of this. It's mesmerising. @ConnorVanV is a man of many talents. twitter.com/ConnorVanV/sta…
November 18th 2019
@natalietran
I have a pink dress that I bought and have never worn and would like someone to take me somewhere I can wear it bef… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @danisnotonfire : @AmazingPhil @natalietran @IISuperwomanII the 4 most relatable people in the world together i'm surprised we didn't cau…
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @FoodbankAus : This week students around the country go back to school for a new year of learning & we know this is a tough time for many…
April 12th 2017
@natalietran
This morning my partner told me I was talking in my sleep in an Irish accent. All the Irish gangster dreams came flooding back.
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
get in line twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
That last tweet implied I usually have people over. That's misleading
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I did a course to teach English to refugees and the teacher showed us how to instruct someone to hold a pen. She cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
sick to death of celebrities using twitter to get octopuses named after them at their local aquarium twitter.com/Sethrogen/stat…
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Looking forward to this one.
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations to Kevin and those who organised today's march. It was incredible to see so many students and young… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
I love my dad's emails. I have no idea how he and my mum got together pic.twitter.com/WMZ7fdT52u
February 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @adamndsmith : remember that "punishable with a fine" just means "legal for the rich" twitter.com/verge/status/1…
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Daley_Pearson : Surreal
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
Being 30 is just forgetting you already made a cup of tea more often
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't appear in our family chat often but when he does it's to tell us about his metronome that is also a tun… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
final one for today- made a donation gift instead of the usual at @Camp_Quality campquality.org.au/donate go on, you know you want to
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many, many moons ago, a mystical giant helped cinemas decide what Small, Medium, and Large serving sizes were
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Nice catch up with @ChrisNewport last night until I discovered he got a new phone. One minute it's all 'blackberry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
come over here and love me
October 30th 2015
@natalietran
This year for halloween I'm going to dress up in my pjs, sit at my computer all night and quietly resent other people
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I never thought I would enjoy being driven to madness but to be quite honest the scenery was exquisite, the driver… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 6th 2015
@natalietran
I don't know what I expect from recipe books. Wait, I do. I expect the food I see to just appear in my hands magically.
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Being great is exhausting
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
I'm never going to die twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
Happy birthday to one of my favourite people, @mjhawley x pic.twitter.com/Zc3w3c6ofh
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
RT @racvictoria : State Library 2pm Saturday the 18th Feb. Rally No to Trump No to Turnbull Let the refugees in. #BringThemHere https://t.co…
July 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I changed high school they assumed I couldn't speak English. The teacher instructed me to stand under a giant… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nytimes : Can Bach save the world? Yo-Yo Ma hopes so. nyti.ms/2OjFZWf
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games til they figure out you’re in their house
February 10th 2016
@natalietran
I saw a dog wearing a diamond studded collar being carried down the street while its owner hand fed it cake. I don't care if aliens invade.
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the lovely @JohnSafran ! I'm sorry, this is the most recent photo I have of you. Doesn't... sigh.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
New work tactic I’m currently employing- always writing “I’m so proud of this” in the email when I send through wor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
please send @mickyb273 videos of you singing with your eyes closed
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Sample of a song I wrote. It's called: Editing cc: @LukeKorns pic.twitter.com/upgrZDjaH2
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : hey do any entertainment journos wanna write about my TV pilot? Its the 1st Aus TV show to have a lead actor with cerebral p…
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
As the end of the year approached she looked at her 2017 diary, an abandoned relic since May, and apologised to it.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 4th 2019
@natalietran
mmmm! twitter.com/RayLaMontagne/…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Nobody should be sending you abuse, @s_deery It's a shame you suggested you heard what the frustration was and then… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
Little family pic.twitter.com/XzOtJJDh8X
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
You start making a "30 minute" recipe and next thing you know it's 4am
April 14th 2019
@natalietran
I’m getting really tired of radiating sexual energy
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
Freaking beautiful @gflipmusic youtube.com/watch?v=0CD0Dg…
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
Happy Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/dX6ivJ6qaq
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @bennymofodavis : friend: hey benny can you water our plants while we're away me: sure, do i need a permit to film at your house friend…
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Today I told someone I was going to "catch some waves on the weekend" What lies did you tell?
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
I really thought I would have been caught in a broken elevator with a handsome billionaire by now
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Hi! I love you!
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
inspirational quote
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
High and mighty? If you suffered blackouts and falls would you hope for adequate medical attention during that time… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
My work life is trying to figure out how to avoid emails from Dropbox
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is when someone calls me up/emails thinking I'm this Natalie Tran. "Are you after the go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 17th 2018
@natalietran
had a flat tyre and this lovely person came over and changed it for me! Not sure what gave away that I had no idea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 12th 2016
@natalietran
Just gutless. Come on, @mikebairdMP ! No reversing on good decisions!
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hmm the costume store I hired the king costumes from is closing down and I'm thinking about going there to see if t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
manipulative people in powerful positions are terrifying
July 5th 2019
@natalietran
RT @therubensmusic : We are absolutely pumped about hitting the road for our Chucka Bucka's Regional NSW run - BUT We're on the search for…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Had a truck come into my lane yesterday on the highway. The driver was incredibly condescending, threatening, and t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 31st 2019
@natalietran
♥️ twitter.com/PhilNWang/stat…
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : Hey Sydney Twitter! My Sydney Comedy Fest run starts next week! I forgot to promote it, so now there are heaps of tix availa…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RitaPanahi : Meanwhile, in Australia... pic.twitter.com/Pb3Dg5QBy2
December 30th 2019
@natalietran
My sister's family got me a SYLVANIAN FAMILIES sister set!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Kid me would have loved this! SUCK IT,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 29th 2020
@natalietran
Trying to find a nice vegan scone recipe. Ro looked at me in the kitchen and said, "We have to be careful. Remembe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
How do you work for @nathanfielder ? He's my hero.
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
so many awesome people. @TroyKinne 's show is on tonight! 9.40 on 10 @maxprice3 @sarahebishop @ninaoyama and everyo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
I prefer to take all my life advice from the quotes attractive people post.
December 26th 2019
@natalietran
started painting again pic.twitter.com/Bv8PPmJ6UL
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour knows my name and I don't know theirs. The stress never goes away, kids.
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's a co-production and it makes sense to cast a western star to widen the appeal- it's been done the other way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
ok, back to my own nightmare of a government
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RaiThisMusic : bandsintown.com/e/100070632?&c… Hi! For NYC friends! Mon July 2 - OZONE SQUEEZE! This is a trio, with Oz Noy on guitar, Darren St…
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : Here’s my Birthday wish for today, Anzac Day. That Australians take a moment to learn about the challenges faced by Aust…
December 11th 2019
@natalietran
"this is a nice view from here" I'm in tears. You guys are gorgeous. Congratulations. twitter.com/philipwang/sta…
September 30th 2019
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/tombellino/sta…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
It's so great to get together with people, put down your phones, and connect pic.twitter.com/jJmFRRcpsT
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @newscientist : Here's the first ever picture of a black hole, just released from the Event Horizon Telescope. #EHTBlackhole (Credit: EHT…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
greetings! I'll be replying to comments as much as I can on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're around youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
No kidding it's OK to be White. It's usually being something else that is the problem. To be clear, nobody should… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry they're a bit late but sending out the p4a pics today from aus. Thanks if you got one. X instagram.com/p/xvOTfMJxTy/
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
OK, notice that my delivery is coming today, I will now work everything around you. You are my guy.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
starting to look into hiring a cinema so I can watch the new Mission Impossible film alone as a late birthday prese… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Relationship advice is usually pointless because nobody else can know the intricacy of what goes on in your relatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know it needs ironing but say it’s fine. Just love me and say it’s fine.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Greens leader Richard Di Natale: "The reality is this 'it's OK to be white' slogan has got a long history in the white su…
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain pic.twitter.com/OO42dnCOkK
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for sharing your stories re my earlier posts, really appreciate being able to hear what you've gone through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Australia has done despicable things and tried to heal that with a "sorry" Let's not be part of something that an apology can't heal again
March 18th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << because what to do with hands This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/cmKCn7FBQG
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @helytimes : Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are the original Jim and Pam
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
come here.
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
sorry about the Nike tie but I need anyone who isn't Asian who I've battled with over receiving a gift or money to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
get out of here @NASA @HUBBLE_space pic.twitter.com/oFhfl2ploN
December 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Hope you enjoy the trailer for @gringomovie - had a blast making this. youtu.be/MnKbM9Zxtn8
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
YT filtering LGBTQ vids in restricted mode is absurd. A filter isn't going to help the people who would use it to hide LGBTQ. Nothing will.
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
Time to start thinking up stories so I have things to tell people when they ask what I have planned for the weekend
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Doctor: You sound like you want reassurance. Me: Yeah... so give it to me.
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
Making some travel vids in Europe oh so soon. If you've got any recommendations of cool places to visit or things to do let me know!
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
My friend, I ask you this: Who are the REAL stars if celebrities on Dancing With The Stars fall in love with their dance partners? WHO?
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
rare opportunity that should definitely be taken considering its potential impact twitter.com/mscott/status/…
October 7th 2019
@natalietran
yeah. He once opened a door for me and said something but I was unable to hear over the handsome and charm. I was t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
... am I too old to buy VIP fan club tickets to @ShawnMendes ? Let me rephrase that actually, how do I best obtain his dna?
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
It seems if you play one song on repeat for three hours, people working near you will get a little irritated?
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
writing something. Do you find it weird to read about video calls in books? If you read about twitter etc. in a sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Watched Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time. I always thought the idea was that everyone knew it was Robin Williams in disguise. Not so!
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
Dad took up the violin in his late 60s and works so hard. To think I'd complain when told to practise as a kid as… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2015
@natalietran
Doing a puzzle at 12.15am watching 30 rock. Then they make a joke about people doing puzzles in their time off pic.twitter.com/3nU0H1Gnyj
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
morning! twitter.com/smh/status/101…
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
origami instructions are a scam
February 25th 2020
@natalietran
me: What will you do now that you're four? niece: probably get a job. pic.twitter.com/k8R4RwhMHb
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
It would be boring if you didn't always go to the wrong escalator first
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
going through old notes on my computer and either this is a terrible summary of Sliding Doors or 2015 me didn't kno… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
A huge part of my life consists of worrying about possessive apostrophes at the end of names that end with an 'S'
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Then I'm a very unhappy person Happy people make their spouses healthier ti.me/2dtAIH7
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
at some point, everybody goes through a loyalty points addiction
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
I've never been able to say "how dare you" to someone because they're always right
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
An Almost Made Up Poem - Charles Bukowski ooft pic.twitter.com/7G9MFR77mi
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : 9 hours left in the #p4a fundraiser this year. Still great perks available: indiegogo.com/projects/proje…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Hawkins_Kevin : @natalietran Can you please RT Live Below the Line's new video? We're an Aussie campaign fighting extreme poverty! https…
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hello, London instagram.com/p/yJrY2upxSq/
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ItsDanSheehan : In the 2000s every girl had a pop punk boyfriend who weighed 90 pounds and owed her exactly $400 dollars at all times
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in New York and all I can think about is how many wig shops there are everywhere. Very excited.
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
One more fangirl tweet about Slow West! It was so beautiful and tender but tense throughout. A really standout film… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 11th 2016
@natalietran
If I could have one superpower it would be making everyone in the world disappear when I have to reverse park
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
Instagram, the LinkedIn for good looking people
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
I never know what to say when doctors touch my tummy and ask if it hurts. It hurts more than if you don't touch my tummy. Why go outside.
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
To the family whose car I jumped in front of in the street and did a strange dance to, my apologies. I thought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thisisamplify : We played a game of 'Have You Ever' with @natalietran & found out some pretty interesting things
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Well don't look so adorable assessing potential threats and planning routes. For the record, you'd be a much bette… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2015
@natalietran
whenever I scroll through different Fonts I feel like a King surveying his court jesters “Go on, impress me. Show me what you can do”
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AdamSinger : Who wrote this story, a bird? twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @TaghiniaAmir : Guys on Manus are digging well to find water. #Australia wake up. #Australia people are dying in your name. @PeterDutton_…
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @its_riccaa : Y’all need to see this video collage of all the crazy things my Physics Professor did this semester
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
well I just fell in love twitter.com/Thatwasmymom/s…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
thanks to @sAME__dIFF for sharing this tweet with me. Does anybody know if any libraries in sydney/nsw have any boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2019
@natalietran
Not great at Instagram but have surmised that if you're a young woman and you get invited onto boats in a non immig… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 19th 2020
@natalietran
I'm not good at instagram but I know there are a lot of old dudes cropped out of the photos of women on boats.
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << This week's new vid in case you missed it. pic.twitter.com/FEVKAWMqJM
December 14th 2019
@natalietran
can't stop watching this wish this was how Marriage Story was actually told twitter.com/caitiedelaney/…
February 5th 2017
@natalietran
thank you for the hugs x
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : Our immigration laws have been systematically gutted of rights protections & flooded with personal powers. That's why Dut…
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
:( smh.com.au/politics/feder…
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
current favourite picture pic.twitter.com/JWl3j1VDuP
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just awful. 13.3 percent! '730,000 Australian children living below poverty line abc.net.au/news/2016-10-1… via @ABCNews
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait to see it! twitter.com/davidfarrier/s…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
To my friends in the LGBT community, I'm so sorry about how particularly awful this time must be. Hopefully this to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Twice? Sounds terribly irresponsible. I'm incredibly picky so somewhere nice. Pancakes in the morning. Assuming I'll be ravenous, yes? Ttx
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve been an atrocious and undeserving partner but tonight @RowanJones_ is going to a musical without me so I’m calling it even from now on.
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RichardDawkins : Last night I had two dreams about an old colleague whom I’d never dreamed of before. I awoke to find that he had not di…
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
Taxi driver from Melbourne airport started saying how unfriendly Sydney people were and I don’t know why but I lied… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Started writing last night and have somehow ended up with almost seven thousand words. Hope I can finish this story… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
one porridge at a time twitter.com/_SimonMitchell…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
They didn't get in touch so no, not honestly twitter.com/SBS/status/950…
April 16th 2016
@natalietran
I know they're just trying to help but whenever I try to follow any yoga or pilates instructor, I call them a 'crazy bitch' pretty quickly
November 13th 2017
@natalietran
A stranger tried to help guide me while I reverse parked my car. I decided I would not trust his judgement but woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 24th 2019
@natalietran
Just watched Ad Astra and what I took away from it was that Liv Tyler really needs to stop dating astronauts.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Had to go back for one last hit. If you're across the road at Laneway today make sure you see Quillty on its last d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
My mother always told me that there were enough strangers in the world who would pay you compliments and tell you t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
At a bookshop and feeling very judged by this sign pic.twitter.com/vVut1EitUv
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
that last part twitter.com/akidearest/sta…
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
RT @hamishNews :
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
Oops! Sorry! there were a few mistakes in that vid. I'll have to reupload. Sorry Sorry X
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
Made this card for mum's bday. That night she emails: But you should try exercise. You're not fat. Soft. pic.twitter.com/zhHUotdke8
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Alexa, can I say I was with you last night?
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
come on, Australia twitter.com/ASRC1/status/1…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine watching the fight and then thinking about how the same man has punched a mother in front of her children
September 1st 2015
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be at @YouTubeFanFest in Sydney next week if you want to come by and make awkward eye contact. Tickets : goo.gl/LLD7NU
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
whaaat? Uploading today!
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Lunar New Year lunch with mum and dad at which mum fulfilled my request for the very traditional dish of hash browns pic.twitter.com/DT5AePJiTw
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
At some point all I started to notice about kids was how much taller than me they were
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
stop twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @scienceshitpost : pic.twitter.com/8e0ixx6uaW
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Chocolate money instead of real money because it cuts out the middle man
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
♥️
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @abc730 : This couple have 24 koalas in their house and will likely end up with more. #abc730 #NSWbushfires abc.net.au/news/2019-11-1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @CaseyNeistat : @natalietran she could cut lumber with a chainsaw next to me and i wouldnt wake up. pic.twitter.com/eNIyq10o8m
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
A teenager with abs called me 'madam' pic.twitter.com/ir5FMLoX68
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate missing teenager Eden Perry. → bitly.com/2MccWDQ https:…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
whoever invented the personal night lights on planes is an alien
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
And I loved the horror twist in La La Land. The one where everyone thinks it's ok to honk a car horn instead of go the door. That was scary.
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
yes! twitter.com/SamesJames/sta…
March 10th 2015
@natalietran
I decided to go vegetarian at the start of the year and today mum made me vegetarian pho. Best. pic.twitter.com/hF9zhqDO3W
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
No worries, order a salad. Make everyone else feel bad
August 28th 2019
@natalietran
I go through phases where I don’t know if my OCD is real or if it's just an excuse I have for being evil and having… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Went for a beautiful kayak this morning. My favourite part of kayaking is when I decide it's too much effort to go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
dodgy doctor pic.twitter.com/BuxImy6WaE
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
fell asleep in taxi and when I woke up the driver said, "I'd like to take this opportunity to warn you about earthquakes."
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
How do I make this my OOO email signature? pic.twitter.com/veeuRS3eSu
September 23rd 2019
@natalietran
When you’re a kid it takes ages between your turn in bowling. As an adult it feels like the moment you sit down a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Rhys is great! Go see his show twitter.com/rhysnicholson/…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
I've figured out my equivalent of wanting to date a supermodel. I want every man to be Quinn from Homeland.
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
don't let my family see this twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
March 18th 2018
@natalietran
because women are dogs twitter.com/YuanSerenaP/st…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Young girl at the bookstore called me ‘ma'am’ Cute. Enjoy the elasticity in your skin while it lasts, cupcake.
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
... did... any poc feel kind of... strange watching Downsizing?
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
filming a wedding groom: I've planned a surprise after dessert. Can you film it? me: Sure. What is it? groom: It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
No, you don't look up to me. I am young and hip and unpredictable. We are like best friends of the same age and everyone want to date us.
January 26th 2019
@natalietran
Hyde Park in sydney right now pic.twitter.com/a1nv4z4jQp
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations @raychenviolin ! Listening right now and what a treat to the senses twitter.com/deccaclassics/…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
my second virginity to whoever can invent a hug where you don't have to touch the other person
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha love this. Agree with @raychenviolin . Don't trust people who don't like the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto instagram.com/p/Boq371qDg2F/…
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t believe in soul mates but I have to believe there’s someone out there who wants to make me gnocchi, read me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
I don't understand. Has halloween happened or not? Why is it still going?
February 20th 2020
@natalietran
A stray cat nearby had a litter and now there are these baby kittens running around our backyard and they're offens… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I don't drink. It causes lots of break downs in communication pic.twitter.com/T13WxvDT9M
January 10th 2015
@natalietran
lots of love to everyone. hope you're all happy
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Personally, I think humble pie actually tastes ok after a few bites. Always trust the people who truly love you ove… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot wait for my home planet to get in contact and say I am no longer a sleeping agent.
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
2.30 am: You know, if you'd just worked properly during the day you wouldn't have to be here right now. 3am: yeah
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
*and my sister. Please come to the rally this weekend. It breaks my heart more people rally for alcohol than for human rights
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Yes, thank you for explaining Blade Runner is scifi. THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS. Where are the people who made the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 15th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoyed the email saying "we know you love INDIAN food"
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Finally got to hang out with @LukeWMcGregor today and he's even nicer and funnier in real life. He was also very mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
I was 103 twitter.com/PlinketyPlink/…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
This is exciting! Someone tell me which night to buy a ticket to. Can't decide twitter.com/SydOperaHouse/…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
apparently it's rude to block your ears when you don't need to pretend to care about anything the person you're wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
Happy Vegan Day! Being vegetarian's been swell but today I'm switching to a vegan diet. Diet first then with new purchases once
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
live action of the animated version of the remake of the live action of the original
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking Amazing If you HONESTLY feel discriminated against because you are White in Australia, thank fuck you're j… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2019
@natalietran
(I don't worship any man) twitter.com/eekazn/status/…
February 25th 2016
@natalietran
There was something poetic about floating on my back in the leisure lane at the pool for an hour while fit people did laps around me
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
... she's my best friend. I have a crush on her too. I will drive 2 hours to her house if I think she has a cold. twitter.com/Raccoon81823/s…
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
woah twitter.com/WayThingWorks/…
April 17th 2015
@natalietran
A big part of me hopes that the guys at Customs at the airport are actually just checking your page out on Facebook
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
PS Tony has told us supporting people smugglers funds terrorism. Tony supports people smugglers. Therefore...
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
How I learn about the internet pic.twitter.com/JpNGKVyz05
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Tried to write some stand up and tested it out on my family. It did not go down well. Mum told me she saw a job at her swimming pool.
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @PeterDutton5 : I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets an…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Last edit for the year sent! Now to try to make something before Christmas so @nashedgerton doesn't stop being my friend
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Took it down. Paranoid the sauce man will see this
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Comp to give away #YTFF tickets if you haven't got them. You can enter here: goo.gl/forms/Z5RizlXx…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Asked my niece for a slice of her apple. She licked it to claim ownership. Kid, if you think a lick is going to st… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Genuinely concerned that I will one day run away with an a cappella singer. I have fallen in love with several.
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being Harry and Meghan watching a Lifetime movie about your relationship. What an experience. This should b… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
I say things that are so left, people get offended and think I'm right. Saying everybody should have access to good education is CENTRE.
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
gah so excited for @illyal tomorrow! <3
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
please, please, just go away this week and be next Thursday already twitter.com/FallonTonight/…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
they're incredible. #ThaiCaveRescue twitter.com/2mins_2_win_it…
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
I've never looked at a hens/bachelorette party and thought, "That looks like fun, I wish I were a part of that. There won't be any fights."
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Remember being a kid and *not* wanting to take a nap? What kind off buffoonery was that?
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about some of the weddings I filmed years ago. One person booked me and wasn't even engage… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I love how disappointed young people look when their car pulls up in the lane next to mine and they see me. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. HAHAHA
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Conversations about how not all protein powders taste terrible and you just have to find the right one, turn me on.
January 31st 2018
@natalietran
It is ridiculous and hurtful how all my friends who I've asked to watch the animal hoarding show on netflix have ig… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
Definitely post lots of photos of your new relationship everywhere. It will end well. You will be happy to see them in the future.
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
me to anyone who isn't Australian: It's not like that! There aren't spiders everywhere! Australia: theguardian.com/australia-news…
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
parties are my nightmare featuring people who learned how to dance
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TheOwenMyers : Dad level: Master pic.twitter.com/e5FlPi7Jql
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
I was funny? The greatest trick the devil/politicians ever pulled was the politicising of human rights. twitter.com/WALSTGUY/statu…
April 5th 2016
@natalietran
Show me a man with good handwriting
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
classy shop assistants don’t talk to you, you talk to them
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
My cat and I have an agreement that when I die, she must delete all my web browsing history and empty my downloads… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Just fucking let me touch you.
November 16th 2017
@natalietran
Leading up to Christmas time I like to do a Love Actually to all my friends' spouses. It's cute, they love it. It m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 12th 2019
@natalietran
I'll never understand why someone would choose to only have one child. Most boardgames worth playing are 3-5 player
March 11th 2019
@natalietran
not sure how you define 'successful' but I'm contemplating applying for a job as an influencer's video editor becau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Let's share? Here's my morning playlist open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t… can you recommend some stuff for me? open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t…
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
She's fucking great twitter.com/LadyJenevia/st…
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I'm like, fuck it, Twitter is a toxic place that fuels negativity and perhaps even stunts change because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine being able to sit in front of the mirror at the hairdresser's and not want to punch it
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
to whoever needs to hear this right now: if you could grab me some gnocchi on the way over, that would be great
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I'm thinking cult BUT hot uniforms no fucking the boss stuff we eat organic Who's in?
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
Terrible. There are only going to be more and more people displaced by climate change. Genuine refugees. What wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 19th 2014
@natalietran
RT @Tammy__Chan : That moment when @natalietran appears in the new pokemon game. pic.twitter.com/BuZrh9KFgF
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
my postman sees me in my underwear more than we'd both like
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
It makes me uncomfortable if you were born in the 90s
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
apologies, that was meant to be directed at one person. I'll leave it though, because you're all pretty good looking
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! pic.twitter.com/uigb7DN7xj
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
A lady next to me started complaining to her husband that nobody in the cafe we were in was Australian. I looked ar… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
nine years ago (jesus) @perkyWL wrote me this song full of video references and a friend sent it to me last night.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
still lost the game. By a lot pic.twitter.com/OZerLMmYeV
November 14th 2019
@natalietran
Shopping for glasses frames is a very humbling experience. You get to look in the mirror multiple times and see you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2019
@natalietran
It's more than bizarre, it's outrageous. Perhaps a better strategy is more scrutiny over the private healthcare sec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
It makes me slightly uncomfortable that people refer to their online community as their 'family' or 'fam' because I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SeaNoEvil00 : @natalietran It’s enough to drive you crazy, if you let it.
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
you’re in my blood a fiendish force of maddening adoration
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Dogs need to be less desperate. If your owner comes out of that shop they left you outside of and forgets you, they don't deserve you, man.
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
jealous to not be there for it. If you're in ny go see him twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
nobody fucking gets it
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
*sobbing in my mother's arms* mum: You can always move back in with us? *sobs even louder*
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
what a fun and amazing day! Especially the part where @BethanyMota forced @davidblaine into the water for 10 minutes twitter.com/tyleroakley/st…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
yes twitter.com/ClintFalin/sta…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Loving the black friday marketing. 'Spend and Save' that's some admirable positive thinking right there.
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite fake politeness is when people say "only if you're having one" when you offer tea. I'm not an idiot. E… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wore a dress with a slit up the side for the first time last night. Like a classy motherfucker in a 90s film. 5.6/10
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry sorry poor reception here. I'm back Sunday but have work in the evening so can do Sunday til about four or Monday? It's so cold
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
I'm sorry. Occasionally I need to remind you all how much I love Sylvanian Families. When I was a kid my mum used… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Thank you for being brave enough to share this x twitter.com/LoganPaul/stat…
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
can't stop thinking about how liam neeson woke up one morning and decided to commit a random hate crime on a publicist
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Will track down @Daniel_Sloss and ask him to marry me one day. @Daniel_Sloss and @PhilNWang great combo twitter.com/ComedyCentralU…
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Looking for a new job. Is there a job where you're paid to watch tv? Preferably while eating? Otherwise, how do I get on Playschool?
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
We're so social @anthonypadilla ! pic.twitter.com/0YEunuWcXV
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne, be less cold :(
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How is youtube rewind 2018 gonna cover this shit?
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Kuwait mosque bomb toll rises to 25 dead: ministry u.afp.com/ZJJD pic.twitter.com/JEICtryjpO
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
there were many moments making the next vid that made me think it was too weird to upload (hence the gap) this is one pic.twitter.com/qXaWK2Sb9L
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know, I’m never depressed until I read a motivational quote.
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
Rallies on or about Sat 27th August. I'll be at the Sydney one, hope to see you there! twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What parties do acrobats who perform at other people’s parties go to?
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
what twitter.com/ABCBrokenHill/…
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
all fantastic descriptors @raychenviolin thewest.com.au/entertainment/…
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
*cough* dream dinner venue twitter.com/statelibraryns…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
so into @rexorangecounty twitter.com/awxsabrina/sta…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Hopeful for your future. Ben writes beautiful music. This is an oldie but favourite youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8… "She… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
someone just called me the Donald Trump of whatsapp and I don't think I've ever felt such shade
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
I am young and know what this means... instagram.com/p/Bq1sM3IBbbi/…
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I think Twitter makes me sad and angry. Friend: Why don’t you just stop using it? Me: I really don’t need your negativity in my life
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New vid up in about 3 hours. You know, in that awkward time after presents but before lunch pic.twitter.com/QQGnUxiK4g
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I got shown how to do a real sit-up. NOPE
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. My workout this morning was so hard. I'm exhausted but really motivated. Just kidding. I'm eating toast
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
she had very little faith it wouldn't fall out of the sky. same. pic.twitter.com/isNgG12wPI
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
me: dad, what would you do? dad: no matter what you do in life, every sheet of paper will get creased me: that’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, facebook memories. Good to know my Friday nights have always been wild pic.twitter.com/typh8z7SET
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KrangTNelson : I hate when I die on a 1912 steamliner due to women. this is a burden I carry daily pic.twitter.com/hF0O0PFKgh
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
One of the movie tropes I understand the least is kids in high school being upset that they have to eat lunch alone… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Considering I don't have any children this is high concept and I'll consider it. twitter.com/LizzieDeerest/…
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @GenoveseMichael : Brilliant twitter.com/sparknzsport/s…
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
There should be an option when you unsubscribe from an email newsletter that says "it's not you, it's me" I take r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
What's happening? Why are there so many good looking people these days? I just saw someone so pretty I laughed
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8FHsOKKMej
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
friends and family : This person doesn't care about you. They are a bad person. This will not end well for you. me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
Come here, teapot, you sexy source of warmth
October 17th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I'd be worried about in a zombie world? Losing my hair tie. Lots of hair tie raids in my squad
November 18th 2019
@natalietran
It was such an honour to collaborate with the devil recently
November 16th 2019
@natalietran
too many husband-manager relationships go unquestioned
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The football team everyone wants to win. So incredible to watch the bravery and dedication to get these kids. Thank… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
Genuinely just asking the question why did police think the victims in the lorry accident were Chinese? Did they ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Video stores make me so incredibly happy. Here, new releases, take all my money. Weeklies, you know you have my hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
US friends, you can watch tonight! twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
tie me up
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
The phrase ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ is sort of romantic
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : One of my favorite Seinfeld characters is The Soup Alt-Right Guy
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
Saw Baby Driver last night. Would like all future taxi drivers to watch it as training video.
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
course they do. Freaking bad ass turtles. twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
July 23rd 2019
@natalietran
you're only old once
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Mum brought mangoes over in this bag a few weeks ago. Makes sense pic.twitter.com/KRiPXDn9SQ
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Ok. That's it. I've put off not being tall and gorgeous for long enough.
August 12th 2019
@natalietran
Remember the petition I started recently? @twhittyer and co have created some amazing images to help push the messa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
Did you guys see that donkey Mary is riding on? So awesome, I need to get that donkey too. So fetch. Did you hear h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Being an adult is opening the dishwasher and yelling "ARE THESE CLEAN OR DIRTY?" until you die
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I first saw one of Nash's shorts years ago and loved it so much. Now he's not only someone to ad… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
Meeting your heroes is fantastic. You realise everyone is tired and just wants to go home and sleep.
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Have watched this twice now. It's fantastic. If you're after a laugh twitter.com/natebargatze/s…
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
x Thank you @Daley_Pearson and Ludo team The girls were thrilled pic.twitter.com/8nrdackySv
October 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Excellent. Accidentally sent a client a link to Kermit singing Rainbow Connection instead of their wedding video. youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLb…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
1. ... Astrid's were more expensive 2. How often do people actually buy jewellery for their partners? twitter.com/fmtoday/status…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
because I'm very punctual every Wednesday pic.twitter.com/j32UYLIcAW
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/2PsZ4tPDmw
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
If you ever meet someone who actually takes an Uber driver's water bottle and mints, that person is going to write… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Any recommendations for orthodontists in Sydney? Should really get braces. Can't let these teeth hold back t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
but aren't enthusiastic texts from powerful older men happy to just be close friends normal? twitter.com/IWriteAllDay_/…
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ajgarrick : @natalietran pic.twitter.com/uxn6p9q4a8
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ChrisEvans : This is clearly an act of aggression. There are literally hundreds of photos to choose from. What did I ever do to you, Can…
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
This week's Vid >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring The romance fits but it doesn't fit pic.twitter.com/plz1nZbaeJ
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Oh, Sydney, stop being gorgeous pic.twitter.com/n4reQRntKa
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
In the UK soon, any suggestions for things to do other than swimming in Mr. Darcy's lake?
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
After telling my 7 year old niece I had to leave and go back to work she told me I should just tell people I died a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
eek looks gorgeous artsy.net/article/artsy-…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheFeedSBS : Every year, 200,000 inmates are raped in American prisons. Despite the awareness of sexual assault in the #MeToo era, jokes…
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : #RetainThis pic.twitter.com/THvJTcYahJ
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
If your name wasn't picked (I'm sorry) you'll also be getting emails to let you know today and throughout the week.
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
Can't even enjoy this interaction because of guilt. I stole an iced chocolate when working here in 2000. It's the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
Human rights have been politicised. Our governments have broken International law. This is a crime. Our governments have committed a crime
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Just got a photo of my sister and brother in law wearing my shirts! Heart feelings! Best! X
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Kickstarter, some people do the things they say they will.
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
Watching the @bluejays vs @mets! When I say watching, I mean shoving chips in my mouth pic.twitter.com/xmxWWXSRfa
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
No more Justin Bieber on @f1 coverage please. Just stop. You're mean enough to fans of the sport. We don't need that.
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << pic.twitter.com/lZaMCoioiA
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/Tv4PQY0IpW
January 8th 2020
@natalietran
RT @skstock : One more time for the people in the back: You are not defined by your achievements. You are defined by your relationships, y…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
That was amazing. The tears, the sexual tension, the overall blackness and inability to stream. 10/10 said they would stream again.
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I love chatting with my dad. We get each other pic.twitter.com/X9Yav7mg98
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Next time I'll be better and we'll play on a couch I sign " @EA_Bowden : #FIFA16 with @natalietran :D pic.twitter.com/z0NBeNvG7D"
August 9th 2019
@natalietran
. @theqza is a freaking champ of cool and kindness. Out of nowhere reached out and continues to always offer support… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
I've heard people having sex through the walls at every hotel we've stayed at this trip. It's now the pauses that are most intriguing.
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey! Congrats to @ronnychieng ! His show Ronny Chieng: International Student debuts today on @ComedyCentral 11.3… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Recommendations for wide curved monitor for sim racing?
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hey guys! I'm one of the judges in this comp so if you're Aussie,over 15,and have any cool ideas make sure you enter amp.twimg.com/v/15b9e70d-fd0…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Tifnh : @natalietran Our best friend shirts came in! Btw, you don't have to tell us we look good because baby, we know. http://t.co/nJpZ…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Try eating an apple and not looking like a smug son of a bitch who knows a thing or two
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
What a race! #ChineseGP
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
You only let me hold you when I'm sad. Then I get happier. Then you don't want to be held. Fucking nightmare pic.twitter.com/tPQ9YixKL9
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney tomorrow! twitter.com/yourAMSA/statu…
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
was going to adopt next cat but is it ok to adopt an ex cattery cat if the owners said they need to find them forever homes now they're old?
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about how I've behaved as a crazy ex partner or friend. Do you ever get over that kind of embarrassing behaviour?
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a sign you’re getting old when you get tired and confused after watching a music video?
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
... twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
My answer to all complaints my friends with kids make: My cat is awesome
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
I have one sister, nine years my senior. When younger I would sneak into her room, wind up this box and watch the b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Message from Hakeem al-Araibi, footballer, refugee protected under Australian law, improperly detained in Bangkok Remand…
April 16th 2017
@natalietran
It would be an honour to be catfished by you
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @JoshButler : The AFP have confirmed to SBS that officers are on Manus assisting in a "liaison" role at the centre - despite no powers in…
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
I have to hold my organiser strangely when I make new appointments so people can't see how empty it is. Also so they can't see my tears.
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
sure. Perhaps #AlwaysBeMyMaybe is a big deal because it's got asian leads etc. but THE DAD WAS HOT
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
You know what's been great about getting rid of my things online? Every time I meet up with the person I worry I mi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
just to clarify I have made lamingtons. I baked a ton for the bbq I invited you to. Made hundreds.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Dear Universe, Thank you for how wonderful you are. Also, please stop selling my mother mangoes. I cannot eat that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's nice to believe those internet viruses that tell you you've been specially picked for a prize. Even for just a second. It's nice.
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
You can. You'll learn to love me. twitter.com/noahcent/statu…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
holy sexy picture twitter.com/BenMendelsohn_…
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @YvesTM : Hey guys I haven't watched all of the Oscars but I assume these two were really classy and thanked me for working 80 hour weeks…
September 29th 2017
@natalietran
because look what happens twitter.com/natalietran/st…
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you and your family argue a lot? me: No. We prefer to internalise all feelings and then say something sm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day I don't wake up and immediately eat ice cream is a fucking miracle
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
June 4th 2017
@natalietran
Much love to London
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
If you ask a girl nicely I'm sure she'll do it even if you're not wearing glasses twitter.com/wareable/statu…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Whenever a trailer for a teen movie from Netflix comes out I realise other teenagers must have been living complete… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is going to be much harder for my real aged tinder profile. What's most upsetting is I do like all those thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Jeff_Sparrow : If nothing else, Australia will serve as an awful warning to the rest of the world. This is the future your leaders are f…
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
According to movies with subtitles, other languages use the word 'wench' much more than you'd suspect
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
this is great twitter.com/shelzhang/stat…
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it, New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks.
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
this photo brings so much happiness I could sing with my eyes closed twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @i_zzzzzz : Sometimes if I'm bored I tell people I was a regular on that show Bones... even if they somehow find out I'm lying they don't…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
My whole life I have been consistent in my views on Antitheism. I have no problem with religious people so stop. I'm a good atheist. It's ok
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
I work on my high fives constantly in case I become a pro basketball player
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
you cannot eat soup without looking like you need a punch
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
I really resent having to pretend to know how to read a map
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @terry_tierney : @natalietran Hi Natalie, Could I please get a RT? Scoliosis is something that has impacted my partner ( @Leilahhh ) her…
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
It seems unreasonable how many people I know who have nicknames for their stepmothers that are excellent puns about being a gold digger
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
happy book week! youngest niece did her first book week dress up and asked why my sister didn't also make her the c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
Opened the door to a sexy limited edition 20th anniversary ps4 from @PlayStationAU ! Had to take a family portrait pic.twitter.com/a3MzGd3CNw
May 9th 2019
@natalietran
I adore how my cat tries to tell me she wants food. No kidding, buddy. I don't think you're coming over because you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/VmCMvTXbSN
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
turn in to superhero franchise twitter.com/jennyyangtv/st…
February 18th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/NxcVMpIprP
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
sounds not so bad twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
Every time someone tells me a food eating record, I immediately respond, "I could beat that"
July 23rd 2019
@natalietran
This is a boring old tweet but gosh I really dislike the targeting of kids by Coles and Woolworths with their colle… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Let's make a baby
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @TroyKinne ! mumbrella.com.au/kinne-tonight-… I think his little joke at the end was mean/good but he insists he was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Daley_Pearson : Bluey's just been nominated for an Emmy. Here's the beautiful team at the studio in Brisbane
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
A few years ago I visited Hamburg to visit a place called Miniatur Wunderland and I'm writing about it here because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
*punches everyone in excitement* twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
concerned that a lot of my fantasies would have right wing twitter accounts I'd block
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey, come here. I love you.
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : It's easier for dog videos to go viral than Asian men so I called in an assist. My pilot airs TONIGHT 9PM @ABCTV https://t…
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
How do you get on #AustralianSpartan? Can my mum be on my team? *eats box of crackers on couch*
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
oh man. Who the fuck sold my mum a Buddha that lights up in neon colours? You're an evil person. We all have to loo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Frontline is such a brilliant series. Amazing show by @workingdogprod Has to be one of Australia's best. Definitel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 18th 2019
@natalietran
I never have a comeback when Rowan tells me "that's exactly what you said about that giant atlas and how many times… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Last day to preorder @hankgreen 's new book! hankgreen.com pic.twitter.com/0tb1g7Vfc4
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
This is the most badass power move I have EVER seen in a movie. Ever. pic.twitter.com/1nZurkFMvX
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
whenever I offer to babysit I secretly hope the world will end
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Also just made sure I donated some to the amazing folks at OzHarvest too. Please give what you can - OzHarvest ozharvest.org/give-a-little-…
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
How do I bring home a million hazelnut stroopwafels? Amsterdam, I might have to move here. pic.twitter.com/kR2hKqc5fZ
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
This is bull. You break up with their good friend/call some people an arsehole/set some cars on fire .. and they just remove you from Top 8?
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
It's awful when hugs don't make people feel better. All you can do is let them cry while they say, "Stop touching me. I don't know you" :(
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Thinking of just getting a shirt made that says "I've been up to nothing since we last spoke"
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
oh no, I'm one of those mums who forwards her kids things she wants them to enter twitter.com/FilmFestsAus/s…
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Tell them to give me a call. I can show them the world. Take them wonder by wonder. twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
December 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the confidence of a much smarter person
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mikkipedia : I think the Banksy thing is pretty badass but never forget that in 1998 Chris Burden installed a battering ram connected to…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I hope my old Sims characters are still happy, in love with all their neighbours, and getting promoted
September 9th 2018
@natalietran
Record Collector. Awesome store. The Analogue Man and I had a very fun chat. Thanks for the rec @helytimes pic.twitter.com/ah2Pluwkb9
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
and if a fucking ad for lamb is trying to equate genocidal colonialists with immigrants, there's obviously a problem with the date.
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I love tv I love tv because this is a serious part of the show and nobody cared there was a giant puffin there. pic.twitter.com/FmMhgJxB6M
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is just forgetting how to spell most words.
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Won $1 in the lottery last night with a $35 bet. If I just risk another $35 I might double that and then I can buy a mango
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a person in a cardigan I think, "This person has their shit together"
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought that by this age I'd have been to at least one party where someone asked for a secret password to get in.
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @vivianwithane : @natalietran your tweet looked like a caption for this photo on my tl pic.twitter.com/l2y18ptOoV
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Not only is there too much wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, there's a gross praise around the accumulatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve always had this gut feeling that I’d look really good on the arm of a billionaire
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
The kindness shown when he ignores your knees cracking while you're trying to be sexy. Chivalry is not dead.
July 7th 2019
@natalietran
Hôm nay tình cờ Ði lại đường xưa đường xưa
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Hahaha what? why? It was fucking horrible. Surprise surprise. I'm sorry, should have seen you when we were there.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
will remember this for my next remote mountain trek, camping trip, or deep-sea dive twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
tickets for shawn mendes concert had this little 'gentle reminder' As someone who frequently skims things and rock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 28th 2016
@natalietran
The best selfies I take are the ones that don't look like me
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Delete
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
I once somehow got invited to a dinner party of a director. Their assistant overheard my friend and I cracking a jo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
*not an ad and I wrote it because it'd be nice to see ppl thanking companies who help sometimes rather than just complaining to airlines
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
You had me at “Listen, I don’t want you to blow this out of proportion or overreact but"
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
[me, pushing in front of people in line and sitting on Santa's knee] Santa: What would you like for Christm- Me: No… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 6th 2019
@natalietran
Someone from overseas recently asked me what a bindi was when I yelled to "watch out for the bindis!" I had no id… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Rallies for Refugees happening on Sunday twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
How would you know? twitter.com/lucifersjocks/…
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Decided to start writing star signs. Thanks @helytimes pic.twitter.com/X5Pk2PDo1z
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
Me: you're seven! Woah! can you believe all the amazing things you've done in seven years? You've learned to walk,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
anyone here who has a set of caran d'ache luminance pencils? Picking between the 40 and 76 and wondering if it's worth the leap in price?
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
INTERESTING. So are you in crush with your best friend? Tell me everything. I'm exporting. I have 23 minutes twitter.com/oo_maumau_oo/s…
September 11th 2019
@natalietran
"Do you have the day off today?" "Nope, I just have zero respect for myself or the way my clothing affects my working environment."
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
Remember wanting to stay out on a Saturday night?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Peter Dutton does not deserve even the worst of adjectives to describe him as a person. Australia is a country full… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
How flippin' good is starting a new notebook
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Staircase Superiority Syndrome >> youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 << pic.twitter.com/dqbL4qp5Vl
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
Every 3 years in the garden section of a shop, I think buying a hammock is going to solve all my problems
November 30th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I feel like time is running out for me to become a successful 25 year old millionaire :( :( :(
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Don't worry, @ABSCensus , I got your back. EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA, asl? #CensusFail
January 7th 2020
@natalietran
RT @theqza : All the money raised for bushfire relief does not let the government off the hook. Charity does not replace what our taxes shou…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
Australians, today marks 5 years of offshore detention. We've been responsible for the loss of lives, cruelty, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I never let kids win. My niece yelled "I won" last time we played a game. "NO," I corrected her sternly. "You LOST.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing instills terror like having somebody tell you they have faith in you
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Watched first ep of Westworld S2 yesterday. Even in a world where you can make machines that look and act like huma… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
When did Australians become so numb to this? The mother has been recognised as a refugee (fucking insane that we ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
*looks down at tapas and cocaine, concerned about what this article might reveal* twitter.com/yahoolifestyle…
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
My niece likes when there's "two nats" in my videos and asked if we could make one with two of her. So here it is amp.twimg.com/v/ce7326fe-5a6…
March 30th 2018
@natalietran
Now a Rugby League fan
January 29th 2020
@natalietran
It's dorky but I’m very traditional in the sense that I don’t like it when people ‘date around’ or refuse to resolv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @perlmutations : What kind of Arts Community goes for a cheap joke by allowing this white supremacy enabling muthafucka into it's midst!…
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
at least things are only getting worse
June 25th 2015
@natalietran
new vid 》youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA 《 It's ok. I'm her PG. If you missed it !
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
Received an offer to swap players in the fantasy basketball comp I'm playing but I am worried that my fantasy baske… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
RT @doddleoddle : oh there’s a name for BOYS LIKE YOOOOU out now in the UK!!! :) orcd.co/boyslikeyou
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I keep thinking the 90s was ten years ago. Scrap what I just wrote. I'm scared of all young people
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite part of making a homemade birthday cake is when it all goes to hell and then you realise everything in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Also, please know I don't feel I have ANY say when it comes to your relationship. Nobody voted on my relationship. I'm really sorry.
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
I'd sell members of my family for mangoes all year round
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
matcha do about nothing I love tea so matcha a matcha made in heaven <3 pic.twitter.com/SRt8SMcHtt
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
hopefully I'll scratch off all of my face
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
attractive person: I hate being cat called, Stupid random people trying to pick me up. me: … yeah it SUCKS. It happ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @thevonwong : We Transformed a Lifetime of Electronic Waste into Art (4/4): youtu.be/R3fjsi_-ypo?a via @YouTube
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
Very late to the party but am watching Something's Gotta Give and have had to pause it because I have the very sick… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
One of the ways I like to kill time is deciding which Christmas card to buy someone to throw out immediately after I leave their house
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @russellcrowe : One of the worlds biggest stars ?? What year is this? I think I’m lost . Hope I can find their number . Hope Pete the int…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Tell me more about this sugar baby arrangement thing. Can you really just do dinners? Asking for me.
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
The Moirai told me not to unpack my suitcase of wants just yet. It’s probably time but I’m not quite done pulling gently at the thread.
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
my f1 tipping comp if you want in. Cut off is just past midnight in aus for this (sorry it's late this round) Next… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I have so many bad things to say about religion and the fact that religion is being used as a wall to hide behind when voting No is so sad
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
Had such a big night last night. Just kidding.
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
The best thing about being an adult is you can eat junk food instead of proper meals. The worst thing about being… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @nicheholas : Statement from the #HomeToBilo campaign. pic.twitter.com/ckZXisKRb5
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Guys they got me another one pic.twitter.com/N5bJCrpLxL
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @burgotastic : Unbelievable pic.twitter.com/oB2QLu7yr2
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
There is no correct way he could have reacted to this. #brave twitter.com/7NewsBrisbane/…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, mirror. In my head I looked a lot better than this
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
If Alan Jones was really sorry... he'd... project it onto the Opera House so we could all see it. Just for ten minutes.
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Oh god twitter.com/nicchristensen…
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
nom nom nom pic.twitter.com/sbmrrjy6Oa
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Today at the airport, the guy in front of me had his bag pulled aside after screening. They took a gigantic knife o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
best day ever pic.twitter.com/lNPLte7FdJ
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
This scene is ridiculously unbelievable. Who would wear a vest like that under a grey suit in 2018? fuck I'm so ex… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
If someone is crying, embrace them. Hold them close, share their pain, whisper 'try harder next time' in their ear
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Whoever keeps selling my mum new sim cards, I am going to find you.
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
me: oh god, I'm so out of breath. This is excruciating. I might die. Should I update my will? Instructor: Ok, so t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
As much as I HATE the idea of voting in this, I want our govt to know it's time to stop this homophobic bullshit aec.gov.au/enrol/
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sunrise green screening out their protesters and using stock footage of an empty martin place behind them is so ama… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Interesting kickstarter project: the @artiphon - a new instrument that replicates/combines a few traditional ones kickstarter.com/projects/artip…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
7yo niece just told me that one of the bonuses experienced when she does knitting is that her pedometer thinks she'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Two people are writing to me about my Gumtree ad and I guess I have to choose who to go with? I feel like I'm on The Bachelor.
March 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hope you're all well x
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Mormonger : Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
you don't know my life pic.twitter.com/LjIreIroIg
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour keeps saying hi to me. This is not going to end well.
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
You know how your parents are always saying ‘you work too hard’ and stuff? Me neither
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
march today pic.twitter.com/chlNeGiTWY
October 1st 2019
@natalietran
Also! Mr Inbetween Season 2 has started on FX and Foxtel youtube.com/watch?v=X40Xab…
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Just drove to my best friend's house and she's making me pasta. I think I have to marry her? pic.twitter.com/91TcYV4Q1a
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
Well if you don’t want to hear about someone eating expired crackers while Facebook stalking their partner’s ex, don’t ask me what's been up
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry I didn't mean that in a belittling way. Australia has been banning refugees and violating international international law for a while
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
Never played Red Dead Redemption but am intrigued by all the RDR2 videos people are uploading. Can you really do an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sydneymardigras : PASS THE BILL! Marriage equality now! Big rally planned for Sydney tomorrow at 1pm - see you there: https://t.co/oPIJ1…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
I hate whe you get a haircut and it doesn't completely transform your face into a new one
January 17th 2017
@natalietran
I feel so sick but all I’ve eaten today is ice cream
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
boom! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Agree you don't pay for interviews however who benefits from this interview? A lot of news now is clicks. Ytbers do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
You know what’s wonderful about @JonDeeOz ? It’s not his involvement in the banning of plastic bags, plastic microb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
With all due respect, refugees are people not 'problems' to be 'dumped' and Australia (and the US) should be ashame… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
My usual contribution to the family chat is just to send a heart emoji every now and then. This morning mum address… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
It's been one of those days *plays peter andre's Mysterious Girl*
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of sdsdsv_15_pleasejustapprove.prproj
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
This upcoming royal wedding really demonstrates how one day you can just be a normal, regular, everyday stunning ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
which explains a lot twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
*walks into ocean* twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
you never want a donut when it's practical
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be so desperate, @TroyKinne twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
September 29th 2019
@natalietran
This poem sucks. Have listened to this maybe ten times since hearing it the other day. Being in power must suck.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OivTd8EJ0R
March 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How To Cross When A Car Stops For You >> youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 << rt if you feel it
July 30th 2017
@natalietran
Today was one of those days where all I wanted was some simple peace and quiet while being fed churros dipped in dark chocolate by Thor
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
babies with too much hair make me feel weird but happy
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
If you were wondering, you can play Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl approx 4 times in a row before the person next to you gets annoyed
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
There should be a dating app for just people I personally like. How hard is that to organise?
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
Lots of places you can look to donating to help send aid to those in Mexico. I just did through @DirectRelief directrelief.org/emergency/hurr…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
the best part of a relationship is never being able to stack the dishwasher in a way that is not disappointing
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
That previous tweet was a joke but now it's not. I might start this. I might put everything I own into this.
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
throwback to two of the Finest men buying me ice cream and moustache stickers <3 @thefinebros pic.twitter.com/H1vP84Cv5I
November 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @PIMPDADDEEX : IVE BEEN SCREAMING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES. IM SORRY?!?!!! pic.twitter.com/7QZtpCSngR
June 14th 2019
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, website, time out. I’m too cheap to buy anything anyway.
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
This is my favourite picture because you know that robot is the workplace bitch twitter.com/spectatorindex…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'll stop tweeting about Elvis soon youtube.com/watch?v=JPts9H… <3 oh my god
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been in a gang but I have picked up an item I won from ebay in person
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want children. Then I remember cats aren't children
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you so much for the laughs. This was my favourite book when I was 14. You're one of the best. Farewell pic.twitter.com/MEPdkV1TyH
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
let's hope it's not the same promoters as the basketball twitter.com/KIIS1065/statu…
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
How to cut open head to remove thoughts without being confronted by lack of quality inside?
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
this is the hashtag content I sign up to Twitter for
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
a woman stood next to me in the supermarket and we both looked at caramel popcorn for longer than sensible. I think she was my soulmate.
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/kYJhYagbgx
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
this dude... twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I am acutely aware you find these tweets funny because I am not sexy. It hurts a little. Just kidding. Sexy people have no feelings.
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Um, I dress up as a fly and talk to myself. Low brow indeed. twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the concern and lovely messages. Everything's ok with me, I just need to be home during that time for some family stuff. X
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Are you enrolled to vote? Make sure! check.aec.gov.au/?fbclid=IwAR2g…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hey, here's a picture of me and three of my favourite boat people- dad, mum, and sister. Would love to see if you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 10th 2015
@natalietran
Just applied for my first credit card and got rejected. That's ok. I don't need you, banks. My mattress was FINE.
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I know I've been harping on about racism but what's with asian kids who don't know what Kumon is?
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: Saying “you should dump them” when people tell me about their partner
December 11th 2019
@natalietran
this week every dollar is matched! twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
Quick, quick, quick, let's go Kiss me and take off your clothes
January 1st 2016
@natalietran
Happy New Year! Since everyone's doing it, here's my top 9 of 2015 Hope you're all happy x pic.twitter.com/Voxn70dNRS
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
you like my asteroid? Gee thanks just bought it twitter.com/CNET/status/11…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is a poor reflection of who I am but whenever a bookstore doesn’t have the book I want in stock I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope the US Election wins Best Motion Picture – Drama #GoldenGlobes
February 16th 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I'm so legitimately worried that in a weaker moment I might join a cult. They seem like a great idea until the guns.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
no kidding this was going to happen theguardian.com/australia-news…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
The amount of times someone tells me they're a HUGE fan of the BBC Pride and Prejudice series but then turn out to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
blah. I'm furious and have been trying to get rid of it but it's itching me. I don't know if I should share the pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
good twitter.com/lesbianrhapsod…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
Strapping bombs to children... I've tried to remain indifferent towards religion but it's getting incredibly hard to remain that way
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
hey! Sorry running a tad late today so video will be up later in the day :) *apology dance*
November 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @bairdjulia : Distressing viewing but this should be watched by those who think ugly attitudes towards Muslims are just abstract debates…
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
* GOD not STAR * complaint was made * I also tweet about eating donuts * complaining about complaining on social me… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Also I lost a key to a postbox 10 years ago and was too scared to tell them. It eats at me every day. I wish I were joking
December 11th 2015
@natalietran
It's been tough pretending to know stuff about Star Wars. I know it's where I belong in society but I feel very fraudulent.
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
GENUINELY concerned/terrified that I am this program. These are all my text messages. And I live in a glass tube. youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaN…
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @zdaniel : These are the letters sent by former NSW Fires Chief Greg Mullins and 22 other former emergency chiefs to the Prime Minister i…
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games until someone points out you’re being inappropriate and making them feel uncomfortable
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think it's true that pets know when you are packing? I feel like my cat knows but also knows doesn't care. She might be happy?
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
"In the value of value How can we be a nation unless we feel things" love this twitter.com/ABCArts/status…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw a @quietplacemovie and from what I saw behind my fingers, it was great. Recommend you see this one at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Twice! Amazing. Sunday? Sorry my phone sucks with apps (I know I know) so can you text me? Or email? Or use telepathy.
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
The wider her hat, the more unapproachable she is
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I pretend to be writing down a phone number while on the phone, I commend myself on my fantastic acting skills.
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @MaiLinhsTweets : Whoaaaaaa. @natalietran has merch?! Is hell finally freezing over?
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
It must fucking suck being a scientist and having to be big enough not to just go around saying "TOLDJA SO" twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Tinder is a season of Black Mirror
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, my name is Panic and we're going to be best friends forever.
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
“I’ll throw my tie over my shoulder and roll up my sleeves. They’ll love it.” “They probably will” Best line in Mad Men so far
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Here's something I learned from Ladbible
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran you trying to keep up with me when we walk down the street twitter.com/HiriartP/statu…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you have a full length mirror? me: No. My reflection makes me want to punch the glass. Don't you want to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 17th 2017
@natalietran
perfume ads are so relatable
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
This is my favourite thread today twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
heart twitter.com/alanalda/statu…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Utterly disgraceful that Australia continues to allow deaths to happen because of our policies. How have we let hum… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : Situation on Manus is very worrying. Make no mistake the welfare & safety of the people on Manus is the responsibility…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Put some highlighter on my cheekbones. When do I become hot?
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't often contribute to the family chat but when he does, he never provides any context and it has nothing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Filmed a vid to start the next lot of vids I've been working on! Really excited to finish and upload it next week!
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, dude. Sorry for the lack of videos. The past two years were a little messy and I've been a really useless p… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
my neighbour asked me to leave my gate open so their plumber could access some pipes. I left the gate open and am e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
Thoroughly enjoying the messages I'm getting from friends after they watch MI pic.twitter.com/KoJYBEVQoa
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
me: Do you ever feel lonely at night? me: Sometimes
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Partner had never seen Grease so we watched it together. He almost ruined it by continually asking if they were mea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
One day I want to be important enough to walk down a corridor while someone walks next to me and asks me to sign something
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
So yes, I will have a look at the dessert menu vice.com/en_us/article/…
October 9th 2019
@natalietran
Every now and then people send me fake profiles on Tinder using my picture (thanks Arron for this one) I've never… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
For the past few months I tried going off medication because it seemed ridiculous to be consuming that much and I w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really sorry I couldn't have everyone along this time x
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
Yes it must be exhausting, doing nothing pic.twitter.com/w36e1VFAvo
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Heard @RowanJones_ CACKLING in the other room so I go in to see what he's laughing at. He bought a magazine years a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
You start off by pretending to get one Suits reference a friend makes even though you've never watched it... and then it just snowballs
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @dangolding : Shut it down. There'll never be a better actor interview than Mendo breaking down his career here youtube.com/watch?v=IpbcKz…
November 13th 2015
@natalietran
Want to scare someone? Next time they say, "let's catch up some time" reply with, "when? I'm free all the time." and just wait.
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
nytimes.com/2019/02/13/art…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
... but... but Dunkirk? When are you going to watch Dunkirk? It ends TODAY. It's 4k twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
Thank you to two of the finest guys out there. You're all types of sweetness @thefinebros let's Live. Die. Repeat X pic.twitter.com/cu5tHvy0bA
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair that people like Nick Cave are touched by love and then produce incredible songs like Into My Arms… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Love it!! Can't wait to visit this library. So many cool looking spaces. twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Haven’t been up to date with The Bachelor/Bachelor in Paradise shows but judging from the ads, it seems good lookin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 17th 2016
@natalietran
Women never check out what I wear but today I carried a cupcake down the street and every head turned. I was Karlie Kloss.
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
It can be frustrating when people just want to complain and don't actually want to be offered help to orchestrate t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
remember when Friday Night Lights took over your life and Coach and Coach's wife were your family?
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
I often browse random websites and think "I can't believe I get paid for this!" and then I remember that I don't and I go back to work
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mrmarkmillar : I now need to see this over any other movie this week!!! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VariousDan : @natalietran 4 months later...
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
My parallel universe buddy! twitter.com/natalieet/stat…
February 14th 2016
@natalietran
When you finish studying you stop trying to figure out how to spell words. You just pick another word instead.
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Sydney, I'm about to get on a flight to DYKWIA at the Cafe Lounge at 730 with @mattokine @natalietran @genfricker @aaronch3…
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
Remember liquid paper?
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
In lieu of a vid enjoy this notification I got for my last one. I think the exclamation mark is a little harsh pic.twitter.com/6sSp7EG2fB
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is just not being able to watch new movies by yourself
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Great job @Socceroos ! #DENAUS
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If your partner always leaves you the crusts of bread, does that mean they don't love you? pic.twitter.com/e2Q4Kng25Y
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @SheaSerrano : the effort i'm actually giving to repair broken relationships from my past vs the effort i think i'm giving https://t.co/k…
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
Started watching Peaky Blinders and the show is so ridiculously implausible. The guy gets business cards made overn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
To be fair, if I became president I’d also introduce a crazy ban.⁰Nobody funnier or prettier than me allowed. All men must also grow beards
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
thanks, dad pic.twitter.com/qWxethE8w4
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BrigidWD : while Australians love to remind Americans that our gun control measures are way ahead of theirs, we should also tell them th…
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about working for yourself is going to the cinemas at 10am. It's just you and that dude in the front row, baby.
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/jasonsbatemans…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/miqJXUHQGU
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
my dad put the wrong name down for my surname because of how you write names in Vietnamese so no, I know what it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! Get ready for some average!
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just want to have hot no strings attached sex with a stranger who will take me on a lot of romantic dates, ask me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
Where do you place "still remembers all the raps and weird spoken intros to late 90s- early 00s rnb songs" in a CV?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
uploading!* *aussie internet speeds apply pic.twitter.com/5vD4EUzi90
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'll never be in a Mission Impossible movie like I've always dreamed but I did drive home today while the petrol ga… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2019
@natalietran
Sorry if I've not communicated well. Hit a bad patch with my ocd and it took a while to get better. Wasn't able to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I watched a 12 year on her phone. In 5 minutes she watched 1 billion vines, liked 9382 instagrams, and watched 2432 videos. I ate a sandwich
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
sorry some of you I can't seem to reply to for some reason (is there a setting?) but please know I've read the comments!
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
glitter tattoos with my nieces is this how #coachella works? pic.twitter.com/BnHlr70PUA
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
if you can't beat them, force them twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
animals aren't put on this planet to serve us but honestly, what is the point of having a cat if it won't go to the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
projectile vomit everywhere twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
Free this morning if someone wants to take me out to a nice breakfast or high tea and pretend the election didn't happen
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a subscriber of religious thought but I just dunked a biscuit into tea that was way too hot and I *knew… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
selfish twats twitter.com/itvnews/status…
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
countries. Free delivery in a lot of metro cities in Aus, twice as many sheets so roughly the same. Why not? sumo.ly/7NE5
May 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng :
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
If you're not religious don't be afraid to mark the "No Religion" box on tonight's Census censusnoreligion.org.au pic.twitter.com/P3rAoT9KdJ
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw << This week's vid in case you missed it yesterday :)
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @andrewrdn463 : @natalietran @AlboMP Naughty Asian girl - we are voting no and do not need an immature Asian girl to lecture us and swear…
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
Just to be clear, when it happens, I'm on the robots' side
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
RT me and let's see if we can get this to 500k likes! - Confucius
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
... the kinds of evil you have to be to partake in something cruel like this twitter.com/lizcgoodwin/st…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just realised twitter is the comments section :( ... :) ... :(
February 13th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : There is no government policy that can justify the abuse of children #LetThemStay mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-1…
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Hankstopher, let's do it twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Netherfield park is let at last twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @hasanminhaj 's Homecoming King = many Pizza Hut monies pic.twitter.com/zKXcXg3J89
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
I know I'm fashionable because this is how I shop online Sort By Lowest to Highest Leaves page and watches Netflix
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to my sister's place and saw my mother this weekend. She hugged me and said "Why won't you just get rid of tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 7th 2017
@natalietran
stickers are the currency of children
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Andrew_Denney : Just witnessed incredible bravery from members of the public and ⁦ @FRNSW ⁩ officers chasing down a man on a stabbing ramp…
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
I admire that humans don't let fear stop them. Humans will always push past boundaries pic.twitter.com/CvEpJqHfPg
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
You surround yourself with gorgeous things of worth only to a jealous man’s eyes; Over time they become a part of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I don't have the money for the things I want from @russellcrowe 's auction but I *do* have a use for all of them pic.twitter.com/kl8rrE8vse
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
thank FUCK twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
All my ideas notebooks from the past few months have been incoherent insanity. Reading them back I'm worried I've killed someone.
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing that quite beats killing time while your vibrator's app updates
May 15th 2016
@natalietran
Working. No more f1 spoilers! I'm so excited. What happened? Did Hamilton get a new haircut? But really. Stop. It sounds so exciting
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Warning: @nashedgerton will abandon you for laughs
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
made him a new one for his desk pic.twitter.com/9tnaVdPqqK
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
How do people film themselves working out? If someone witnesses me work out all I can think about is how much their… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : NEW VIDEO youtu.be/9PKrG1UTbO4 In this vid my cat plays King Feline III - Eater of Foods. Enjoy! https://t.co/OarEIO36…
May 11th 2019
@natalietran
well I mean, I don't have a Hulu account but if I did... pic.twitter.com/NH1Izb24T4
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Watching kids colour in things the wrong colour makes me nauseous.
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
I eat like I hate myself when I'm home alone
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
photos of bachelorette parties are exhausting
February 23rd 2015
@natalietran
another brilliant night at @Concertgebouw . I love how they do it. Fun programs, free drinks, and great music. pic.twitter.com/zPC6e9mWNS
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
You don't agree with privatising education/racism? YOU'RE LEFT. Nothing I express is left. It's centre. You don't even KNOW how left I am.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
text exchange with best friend while planning a trip pic.twitter.com/Bs5qzUdK1T
June 5th 2017
@natalietran
*adjusts pancake recipe for one serving*
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @travelofkush : #ThaiCaveRescue We should all praise how the young coach kept 12 kids in great morale for 9 days in a pitch black cave.…
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever invented fake pockets is one sick fuck
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
*THIS* is the bad place twitter.com/abcnews/status…
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
uploading! I have slow net so it's saying another hour and a bit. Sorry. But here are some pics from the vid pic.twitter.com/xw9MSx8jNb
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : I've uploaded a video to YouTube where my cat teaches me the secret to picking up! youtu.be/S9snaj93aJU http://t.co/fdj…
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I write my autobiography, I will name this part of my life the “Googled mixed race babies for hours” chapter.
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @DeanLeysen : I think it's super rude when a couple argues near me in a public space but just doesn't do it loudly enough for me to consi…
June 6th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine having the confidence to wear backless dresses Imagine having a hot back
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
romantic comedies have given me false expectations of how many men wear v-neck knits
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Isn't @MSomboli just a bit wonderful? X pic.twitter.com/m3g6ZZa8Kj
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
something/people to think about while buying online. motherjones.com/politics/2012/… (thanks for the share @danilic )
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Well done! xx You're wonderful, @Kon__K Sometimes it's easy to feel overwhelmed with the awful things going on but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2019
@natalietran
In all honesty, I think the nicest thing a partner has ever done for me is be solicitous and communicative even if… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I have the enthusiasm of a woman who wears hoop earrings
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Today's the last day to request a new marriage equality ballot if yours is lost or damaged. Takes 2 mins. Pls make sure your…
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @BSCA_Aus : Thoughts to all those in harms way today and solidarity to all the firies working to bring the situation under control 100 h…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Well according to my cat, being loved and showered with affection is very boring
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
"Hello, I think my contract is about to end and my phone is breaking. Can I update?" "Your contracted ended 3 years ago"
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Baby, you're gonna miss that plane
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Why do people immediately assume that you want kids just because you like hanging out with them and cry whenever someone brings them up?
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
hey Google, how do I train my cat to preheat the oven when I text her?
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
There's something hot about the way the guy in the kebab shop starts writing "falafel no cheese" on the kebab wrapp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
urban dictionary is becoming the 14 year old daughter I have to turn to and ask, "WHAT ARE THE YOUNG FOLK SAYING ON THE INTERNET?"
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
why do they keep cropping me out of photos? :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Today Sydney's message in the sky, broadcast to our gay friends and family, tells us why the NO vote is actually the aggressive side
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
haha just saw this shared and love it. Can't believe I hadn't seen this smoothness before. @HarryConnickJR throwing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @elliottdesai : i got added to a group message that's 75% strangers & i just watch them hang out every day pic.twitter.com/AAA325zD7u
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
Donate to help Puerto Rico: directrelief.org/2017/09/major-…
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
How depressing would it be to see a pie chart outlining your failed high five attempts
May 23rd 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FJEdjWgxkd
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just got asked to paint the house number on the bins and I've never felt so alive and trusted.
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
new year new abandoned projects
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
As someone who has been writing Fairfax and Nine fan fiction for years, this is an epic day
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Pretending to understand a pop culture reference in conversation isn't worth it. It comes back. It always comes back.
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have been sending mum daily vitamin videos. Today I sent this as a joke. She wrote back "NO. MUST KEEP IN MOUTH" Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 7th 2017
@natalietran
See if you can spot my cameo in the latest Taylor Swift music video ;) ;) ;) ;) I bet you can't! Cause it's not there!
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
It only shows how weak somebody's argument is when they resort to personal attacks during an argument like 'your ti… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
If you continually like someone's tweets they fall in love with you, right? Right?
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Don't know if it's the Indian food or the Indian food but I think I'm falling in love with the delivery guy
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
At university my best friend and I woke up on Valentines day, bought dozens and dozens of roses, wrapped them, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : What do you do with food photos? @natalietran ponders the same question #YTFF goo.gl/8qrxPR pic.twitter.com/Kx9gLOrM3i
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, decorative pillows just don't want you to share the bed with them
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Currently have three children’s birthday parties on the same day. I feel like I'm in The Great Gatsby. Minus, you know, everything.
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
let my nieces pick my outfit for tonight and now I look like a hooker in a broadway musical
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Sound familiar? ;) twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…
February 10th 2020
@natalietran
what on earth twitter.com/joshuabadge/st…
June 29th 2015
@natalietran
How to handle a Mezze plate: 1. Try all the dips 2. Go back to Hummus 3. Everyone just wants the Hummus
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry! This week's vid will be up tomorrow! But why not rewatch these to flatter my ego youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
April 2nd 2017
@natalietran
bed
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry! I should add, if you're in a same sex relationship that also shares the white/asian dynamic in Sydney, I'd love to hear from you too
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
You don't negotiate your borders, you negotiate your humanity twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
look, not usually a fan of forcing moments but I'm still waiting for someone to call me 'shorty' Just, like, when… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
#oldheadshotsday is making me realise there are people out there who don't eventually destroy all photos of themsel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got to meet the incredible @Kon__K and @ASRC1 team! So good to be in such a positive, kind place pic.twitter.com/5KeidTh1cb
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
So interesting reading about how influencers are ruining things/not real celebrities. Think about how shitty the idea of celebrity is at all
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
my best friend and I are trying to figure out if we dated without realising
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
was lucky enough to finally watch @raychenviolin play this week (and meet @TwoSetViolin ) Here's a link to one of Ra… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Jaydub77 : Just wrote, 5.23 this morning. pic.twitter.com/po6pJ5u6b6
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night. Can confirm cinemas are empty on nye pic.twitter.com/YHnDrfIs3M
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
The Cake Cutter > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/qIaKQjkUeC
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Just putting it out there that @lucifersjocks got me a present and because I know he has notifications on for my tw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : Australia needs to help this young woman urgently! Her life is in danger after denouncing Islam & fleeing forced marria…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
great idea! twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
crowdfunding has taught me A LOT of people are unhappy with the clothes they wear when travelling
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so turned on that some of you knew which pen I was using. Just so you know, it's a broad nib. Talk dirty to me some more.
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Not to brag but I'm about to see a movie and nobody is here pic.twitter.com/o2epSPzVUm
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anybody tell you what to do. My friends told me I was being delusional but I ignored them and went with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
Man, I just rewatched this and miss our old apartment block and neighbours so much. They were so nice about us film… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Volcano by Damien Rice open.spotify.com/track/0ksC7In0…
November 6th 2019
@natalietran
mood pic.twitter.com/Pu0hv2oFyw
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
Finally confessed to my sister I broke a bracelet of hers 17 years ago. She said she had no recollection. My point… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I would like to order all the pasta please Waiter: what does that mean? Do you want to order a pa- Me: All. The. Pasta
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! >> For People Who Skip Ads << youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Bye! I'm Vegan! @HungryJacksAU #ad #theycutoutthenudescenebutwhatevs pic.twitter.com/WWOtOVGCjB
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
I'm worried all my Friday nights will be like this. At home, alone, in bed by 9pm because the idea of wearing anyth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm not great at sliding into DMS but I'm fucking brilliant at sending awkward messages people ignore
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
seriously though, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets John Mayer writing Your Body Is A Wonderland for her. When I dated a mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
video chat with mum Mum: Can you see me? Me: yup! Can you see me? Mum: no Me: Oh, let me try again Mum: It's ok. I don't care if I see you
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today I ended all work calls with "cya later, alligator" and NOBODY said anything. Why are we even alive? We're ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason @mickyb273 didn't reply? Where do you get drugs?