videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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January 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know it needs ironing but say it’s fine. Just love me and say it’s fine.
April 17th 2015
@natalietran
A big part of me hopes that the guys at Customs at the airport are actually just checking your page out on Facebook
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
This upcoming royal wedding really demonstrates how one day you can just be a normal, regular, everyday stunning ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
I do it constantly but am sad to announce that people no longer get Avatar sex scene references when you drop them into conversation
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Won $1 in the lottery last night with a $35 bet. If I just risk another $35 I might double that and then I can buy a mango
July 27th 2017
@natalietran
Gosh dang it I love movies
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
My favourite part of any Youtube tutorial is the part where I scream "IT DIDN'T WORK??" at the screen
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
David Fox is my mood twitter.com/mip/status/105…
August 15th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
Our country keeps digging its heels in but it's not holding us still, it's moving us back. Come on, Australia.
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney, there's a Detention Harms Health Medical Student March - Saturday, April 7, 2018 12:00 PM Hyde Park, Sydney.
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
If you missed it, I threw a bbq to celebrate 10 years and this is how it went >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/hkOoXpSIXc
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
rare opportunity that should definitely be taken considering its potential impact twitter.com/mscott/status/…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
would not be betting on this team in Amazing Race twitter.com/smh/status/925…
March 4th 2015
@natalietran
On the flight home to Sydney. Where coats don't have jobs pic.twitter.com/dS5YdUEf7B
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
How do you log *waiting nervously for friend in illegally parked car- 28978186868 calories* into your exercise diary?
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Can confirm that when you mistake the word 'hooker' for 'hookah' your conversation gets weird "They bribed him with… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yesterday after lunch @mickyb273 turned to me and said "part of me is worried because I don't know if you're really… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
get in line twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
In Amsterdam and so far it's delightful
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Comp to give away #YTFF tickets if you haven't got them. You can enter here: goo.gl/forms/Z5RizlXx…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Wouldn't usually write something like this but just saw Dev Patel and he is one of the most beautiful things I've e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to find whoever made the GIANT blade runner novelty cup my partner bought, and I will make them find a place to store it
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Do people gift each other playlists these days instead of mixtapes/cds? Sorry, this isn't a joke. Just a genuine q… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I could watch a whole show made up of just photos of men with beards and then without their beards. Then with their beards again.
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
My next door neighbour is an elderly lady who calls me 'wonderful girl' because I offered her a lift once. Now I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
request for more SRugg mixes in future please twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: How have you been? Me: I’ve lost a bit of weight Doctor. Have you? Me: Yes. Doctor: … Me: I have
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
playstation update error twitter.com/Daily_Star/sta…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
just googled what #squadgoal meant. So here's mine. #squadgoal #realsquadgoal Except the doctor and the pirate. pic.twitter.com/6CV3zivKoa
September 26th 2017
@natalietran
I don't like to toot my own horn but nobody has ever asked me for a recipe after eating something I've cooked ;)
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the retweets. I've deleted them, I hate when people do it in that tone. It just bewilders me that people think voting does nothing
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
Does God have a manager? Someone who reviews him at the end of every quarter? I don't think he's doing a great job.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 16th 2017
@natalietran
Leading up to Christmas time I like to do a Love Actually to all my friends' spouses. It's cute, they love it. It m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : With no income, and no Medicare many people seeking asylum are forced to go without event the most basic medications, and the nu…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
while waiting though, feel free to check out the little vid int I sat with @GuardianAus tinyurl.com/orrnzwz and try to ignore my sleeve
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
awful theguardian.com/world/2017/oct… If anyone knows a good direct way to send money there please share
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
If you're flicking through films, I recently watched @PeterFoott 's The Young Offenders and *really* enjoyed it. It's on netflix au
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
these legends took an 11 hour train to come yesterday! twitter.com/abitofpim/stat…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Really hoping to make more content in 2019. Should I focus on
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
sorry to do it again but this week's vid will be late. Been on the road for over a month but fly home tomorrow so promise regular vids soon
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
Support the Yes vote by going to #yesfestau! 29th of October! Profits go to @amequality #marriageequality bit.ly/2yM9QLB
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AFPgraphics : More than 410,000 Rohingya have fled violence in Myanmar. Videographic in EN u.afp.com/4amu & FR https://t.co/yuJ…
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a jacket. A young woman wearing the same one saw me. So great, cackling and making someone question their taste.
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Group Christmas Presents >> youtu.be/j7Elg-K5VUg << For those who have ever gone in on a group present pic.twitter.com/UXY6VszMMo
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : We hit $250,000 on projectforawesome.com/donate! We still have another $100,000 to raise by noon tomorrow to get the full @Saveth…
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine being a grandparent and knowing people are silently fighting to not say hello to you on the other end of the phone
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Tinder is a season of Black Mirror
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Attractive people get a lot of things already. Do they really need to pull off oversized sweaters so well too?
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
do it @Socceroos ! #GoSocceroos #DENAUS
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Valentine's Day. If you haven't found your special someone don't worry, there's someone out there for *you* w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Hot chips? Now who's my friend. pic.twitter.com/GwwCXKQUei
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed to not yet had the opportunity to say "you can't fire me because I quit" before turning on my a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
I missed Paris. Just arrived and saw a man in a striped sweater with red scarf on cycling with a baguette. You can't write these things.
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My breasts have been aching so much I want to write an opera about it. Every character dies. Fabulous costumes.
April 27th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to see this! #skylight #nyc pic.twitter.com/QEemD5yad8
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
New life mission: To be in a Tom Cruise action movie. I could be a background extra, I can learn martial arts. Anything. How to do this
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ginamei : My forever mood. pic.twitter.com/J8TZelWd8Y
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Heard @RowanJones_ CACKLING in the other room so I go in to see what he's laughing at. He bought a magazine years a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
In the UK soon, any suggestions for things to do other than swimming in Mr. Darcy's lake?
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
Someone had to make these. Next time I get annoyed and think, "why am I doing this?" I'll remember this picture. twitter.com/UniversalPicsA…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Watching neighbours through binoculars started off fun until I realised all apartments are filled with women eating leftover pizza at 3am
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
If Santa were single, he'd be a pretty good catch. Stable job, owns a factory, has a sweet ride, likes kids, celebrity profile...
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
same. Call me. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
personally I like to save up all things tell your family that will disappoint them for the festive season. It's very dramatic 10/10
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Two people are writing to me about my Gumtree ad and I guess I have to choose who to go with? I feel like I'm on The Bachelor.
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing quite as lovely as the hints of yellow ochre everywhere when driving through new south wales
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
What you did was useful and will be seen by the right people. I'm sorry. Honestly. I'm honestly sorry what I said was so upsetting for you.
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : 1. Seems like a good day to point once again to this excellent/depressing longread from last year, about how Australia's imm…
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't often fangirl but you know, The @Jacksons
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
No, no, stay in contact with your ex. This will definitely not bring up problems
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
hey guys! If your name was drawn for the bbq you were sent an email today with confirmation that you're coming.
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's really disappointing when athletes make you lose your fantasy tipping comp
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Kicking off my Melbourne @micomfestival festival shows tonight! 7pm, Town Hall.
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
matcha do about nothing I love tea so matcha a matcha made in heaven <3 pic.twitter.com/SRt8SMcHtt
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hey, here's a picture of me and three of my favourite boat people- dad, mum, and sister. Would love to see if you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Mum: what would dad like for father's day dinner? Me: hot chips Mum: no, for dinner Me: hot chips Mum: Nat Me: hot chips, woman!
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
At some point things changed and now I love when a couple fights when we're out.
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
me: happy valentines day, 2am 2am: I'm actually seeing someone else me: fuck you
May 1st 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is having someone tell you they hide money from their partner while their partner is in the bathroom. You can't have friends.
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can we ditch flags and anthems already?
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Watched a bit of the Lego movie. It was so intense I felt like I was in a coma and was watching the world go by at 500% speed
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
yes pic.twitter.com/Aby6AUeUWg
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hi there youtu.be/uKGguU6knkU
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
Porridge with brown sugar, get over here
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
You buy one wig and they never stop sending you wig catalogues
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
At a bookshop and feeling very judged by this sign pic.twitter.com/vVut1EitUv
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
Never played Red Dead Redemption but am intrigued by all the RDR2 videos people are uploading. Can you really do an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Also just made sure I donated some to the amazing folks at OzHarvest too. Please give what you can - OzHarvest ozharvest.org/give-a-little-…
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
Why do 17 year olds look like models now? At your age I wore bright coloured tracksuits from Target with the words "GIRL FUN LAUGH" on them.
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
The one time I get a strike, no video. Gutter balls? Got it. Captured. Let's remember those forever. pic.twitter.com/mSkIfy1ktG
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
I poached an egg today. In a saucepan. Like a youtube tutorial. I'm ready for 2015.
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Just once I'd like my cat to look like she missed me
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Started watching Big Little Lies and now I never want children. I had no idea you had to take them to school every day.
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want children. Then I remember cats aren't children
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Did I tell you guys I actually visited spots form the miniseries when I was in England? When I die, please release… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Update: Police request that people avoid the area. The situation is now contained.
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Woot @johngreen Can't wait. @PaperTownsMovie pic.twitter.com/Dnf7HNWdSh
December 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Hope you enjoy the trailer for @gringomovie - had a blast making this. youtu.be/MnKbM9Zxtn8
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Isn't the Pepsi ad referencing this? Good thing Don Draper did the Coke one pic.twitter.com/51mY32I25M
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
open.spotify.com/track/1LzNfuep…
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
always a fan of a @nashedgerton short. Check out Bear vimeo.com/channels/staff… great stuff
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We played a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Amazing. Channel nine news just had a story that was essentially: a rich person is on holidays and has a big boat i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I feel like I just asked my parents if I could go on a date
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Regina Spektor coming to Sydney! Have listened to this song every every day for so long now. youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know I share this often but if you haven't seen @nashedgerton 's Bear (sequel to Spider) it's great vimeo.com/26766999
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for sharing your stories re my earlier posts, really appreciate being able to hear what you've gone through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend showed me a Shawn Mendes clip. Holy crap he's beautiful. pic.twitter.com/Y0sJWPvc0J
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
haha ooft! No sleep last night but finally just hit export then I'll head to a library to upload. It's a long one! pic.twitter.com/AIV51NA4j9
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
I prefer to take all my life advice from the quotes attractive people post.
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
My parents have visited me twice in one week just to have a slice of cake and see how I'm doing. It's so lovely tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
*looks down at tapas and cocaine, concerned about what this article might reveal* twitter.com/yahoolifestyle…
February 21st 2016
@natalietran
Was awesome meeting some of you! twitter.com/thecusp_au/sta…
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today I asked my friend if he wanted to open our new planners together because it's exciting. He declined? How goo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Bumped in to the lovely Kate last week and she's in her first play!! it's the last few days if you're looking for s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 24th 2017
@natalietran
Sydney personal trainer recommendations? Preferably someone who can get results with no work. Last part not a joke.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
What Do People Do with Photos of Food? youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q new vid if you missed #ratwater because that hashtag will definitely take off
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
... would it? twitter.com/Mathemagicianm…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
Just putting the finishing touches on it now! pic.twitter.com/4tz712UDeo
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever invented fake pockets is one sick fuck
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @girl_in_paris_ : Keep calling people.. the mood is changing... I have called twice a day for the past two weeks... The backbench wants c…
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
A true friend is someone who is brave enough to buy this book in person for you. @tim_dunlop you legend pic.twitter.com/ld6SnyjEq1
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
Life is uncertain but I do know that I will die with a hairband on my wrist
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
How great is @nathanfielder youtube.com/watch?v=fs_eQQ…
August 10th 2016
@natalietran
You won this time, liquid eyeliner, but one day... one day.
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Too urgent to push to the side a murmur too loud to ignore but my dear my darling my nightmare We’ve done this dance before
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... You mean he beat her because he's violent and has a serious problem? twitter.com/s_deery/status…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : Fuck me - it's about time, Iceland! twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
I've never diffused a bomb but I have let someone finish talking for a while even though my parking was about to run out.
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
Happy holidays. Hope you're happy. Just had a really lovely lunch with my folks and they told me about all the medi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2015
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is watching comedians and writers make fun of online series. In their online series
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
ha @SydneyKings tweeting me a gif of myself saying 'call me' may be peak internet twitter.com/SydneyKings/st…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
yes twitter.com/NayukaGorrie/s…
September 9th 2018
@natalietran
Record Collector. Awesome store. The Analogue Man and I had a very fun chat. Thanks for the rec @helytimes pic.twitter.com/ah2Pluwkb9
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Can You Ignore Multiple Sneezes? >> youtube.com/watch?v=3Z_Eqp… << Three strikes and you're out pic.twitter.com/FbPlWbZURE
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
So thrilled a button exists for me to click when I want to continue to read a whole article because I'm so not an article tease kinda person
October 6th 2018
@natalietran
New hobby: introducing relatively new acquaintances as 'my soulmate' in social situations. Gets me wet.
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Looking forward to this one.
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
anyone coming to @PaperTownsMovie in Syd tonight?
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
photos of bachelorette parties are exhausting
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
Watched the Fyre festival film and it was fucking insane. People want to go to parties?
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
me: Please let me know if you need any changes! client: You've missed half the words in the subtitles and the name… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
This is bull. You break up with their good friend/call some people an arsehole/set some cars on fire .. and they just remove you from Top 8?
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
The make up artist just found 35 bucks in her pocket. Trying to convince her we should quit and go live in the maldives
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
Also, that silence that you hear from @TurnbullMalcolm about the #MuslimBan is actually a very loud statement. Don't ever forget that
April 12th 2017
@natalietran
This morning my partner told me I was talking in my sleep in an Irish accent. All the Irish gangster dreams came flooding back.
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
If you're not religious don't be afraid to mark the "No Religion" box on tonight's Census censusnoreligion.org.au pic.twitter.com/P3rAoT9KdJ
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
It makes me wet. twitter.com/maladarmadi/st…
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Yay! New @blackmirror trailer! If you haven't seen it, do! My favourites are S2E1 youtu.be/ld9m8Xrpko0 <3 & S1E3 youtu.be/Sw3GIR70HAY
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rac_sydney : We have some great speakers lined up for the rally on Saturday. We need 1000s of people to join us on the streets to keep u…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
You can tell how hot a woman is by the number of photos on a boat she on Instagram
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, new shirt. Make me feel better about myself. Change everything.
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : Peaceful protest continues today in #Manus prison. You have no right to cut power & water on 900 ppl who've been tortu…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Yes! Just won an F1 fantasy tipping comp! Finally, something... real... that... I....
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton, you are a disgusting person. Shame on you
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
My daily lie: Nah, this doesn't need to be ironed. Looks fine.
November 4th 2015
@natalietran
for any budding playwrights out there twitter.com/SydneyTheatreC…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, Bing, you can keep trying to be my default search engine. Just fucking brace yourself for some terrible searches.
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
uploading! Some more stills from the vid. Also, if you're in Sydney watch today and stick to the end! pic.twitter.com/K8kP3IlFny
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @joecoscarelli : for years, Ryan Adams has used his influence in music to lure in and emotionally torment women @melenar & I talked to s…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sorry for the weird question but do you guys think it's OK to drop communitychannel and change my channel to natalie tran? cc would go away
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully tonight my dream is better than the blockbuster served last night in which I decided I'd place my order f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night. Can confirm cinemas are empty on nye pic.twitter.com/YHnDrfIs3M
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
. @ScottMorrisonMP Gday *puts leg up on chair because that's what I think humans do* You're probably sick of this hu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being the devil and having to spend at least an hour to do makeup to look like Peter Dutton every single morning
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
My cat and I have an agreement that when I die, she must delete all my web browsing history and empty my downloads… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! I'm on two panels at @SydWritersFest if you feel like coming along! swf.org.au/program/swf201… swf.org.au/program/swf201…
December 14th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a sign of affection
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
RT @racvictoria : State Library 2pm Saturday the 18th Feb. Rally No to Trump No to Turnbull Let the refugees in. #BringThemHere https://t.co…
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
9/10 times when I ask what something is, it turns out to be a bong Why don't people just get high off lollies and pop music? :(
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
aw Ray! twitter.com/raychenviolin/…
April 18th 2016
@natalietran
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology Video - Making Of youtu.be/Y4Xh2KBI4I0
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
I guess I now clap my hands when I dance. It's like someone installed a shitty update and didn't tell me.
July 6th 2017
@natalietran
Played I Spy with my 4 year old niece. Obliterated her.
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
daily reminder to listen to this @rexorangecounty song youtu.be/hNpgwz8wvE8 that voice
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
I'm so proud of how Australians have responded
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever a recipe asks me to "stir occasionally" I get so stressed I feel like I need to quit my job and monitor the pot full time
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
this guy twitter.com/Wil_Anderson/s…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the intention of an attractive, redheaded assistant in a tv show with whom you share lots of witty banter
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
entering the grocery store: I don’t need a shopping basket for this quick trip. 30 seconds later: I regret everything.
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
This has happened maybe three times in 6 years. And I love it. Cats know what they're doing pic.twitter.com/UyNZKsQqW0
June 8th 2015
@natalietran
If you're into amazing jazz, check out @_JoeyAlexander . Had the honour of hearing him at @eg . Incredible. youtube.com/watch?v=_1liUa…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, Instagram, I get it. Fit people can wear bikinis confidently in photos. I bet deep down they're unhappy though. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT?
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
love this idea <3 twitter.com/johngreen/stat…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
three screenshots of text conversations with mum pic.twitter.com/GKmASV9Ofm
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
anyone here have access to a skywriter? Can we put a more positive message up in the sky today?
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
weird flex but ok twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I hope Tony's mother is near the bar because she's Tony's mother
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
New favourite genre of misunderstanding: When you and @mickyb273 are texting about 'Zelda' and one of you means Zel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
at @Fortnums yesterday on my endeavor to die of afternoon tea gluttony. recs for scones or good indian very welcome pic.twitter.com/7jmzp22gIh
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing beats ink on paper. Watching it dry and melt in to the page. It's magical how it morphs from sitting atop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
baby, I’m as happy as my increase in online activity suggests
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : #BREAKING A #Rohingya man who had been found to be a #refugee has just tragically died on #Manus. The men must be evacuated…
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
hairdressers are an integral part of the break down hairdresser: How was your 2018 in the end? me: It was awesome… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 10th 2018
@natalietran
would move back in with mother just to have someone remind me to drink water
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Decided to start writing star signs. Thanks @helytimes pic.twitter.com/X5Pk2PDo1z
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey! Congrats to @ronnychieng ! His show Ronny Chieng: International Student debuts today on @ComedyCentral 11.3… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2016
@natalietran
It’s been a great morning of forwarding people unrelated articles and writing “this made me think of you xx”
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
just realised what you can imply on Twitter. @BarackObama texted you but just in case you miss it, we're meeting at boat wharf at 4pm xx
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
oh shiiieeet look at her petticoat. Who does she think she is?
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that Liam Hemsworth asked me to capture his proposal but I could only find a 4gb SD and didn't know if he meant video or photos
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Life is at a good point when you feel really emotionally connected to the guy on the phone helping you with your electricity bill.
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
re-gifting pic.twitter.com/P7qzcG1qdT
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
. @Qantas @emirates Please intervene to help #SaveSaeed twitter.com/leerhiannon/st…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
would also support superhero franchise based on rescue divers, medics, and their coach. twitter.com/Benfogle/statu…
July 20th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so upsetting when celebrity couples break up and don’t call to tell me personally. I have to find out online like a complete stranger.
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I would believe it, I would twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
December 14th 2017
@natalietran
Had such awful vertigo today the doctor better tell me a fucking wizard put a spell on me
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Have a great day!
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite part of making a homemade birthday cake is when it all goes to hell and then you realise everything in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody feel like seeing a play with me tonight?
May 26th 2018
@natalietran
my current fetish is to recommend podcasts to friends even though I know they won’t listen to them and then still b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 7th 2016
@natalietran
Don't let people tell you you can't sleep for 16 hours. People always told me I couldn't do it, that I was too weak. I proved them wrong
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Loved this video, the honesty, and courage to share Much love to @ingridnilsen twitter.com/ingridnilsen/s…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
just to clarify I have made lamingtons. I baked a ton for the bbq I invited you to. Made hundreds.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
If it acts like a narcissist...
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I think about this Smithy scene by @JKCorden maybe three times a day. It speaks to me on every single level youtube.com/watch?v=Xaq4nN…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, I wouldn't usually share 'I just donated' stuff but it's nice to remember what your money can do, especially with all the gift giving
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
I want the voices to go away but I also don’t want to miss out on what they say
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
thanks for the burn, @nashedgerton pic.twitter.com/Pr24mml6gp
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Let's share? Here's my morning playlist open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t… can you recommend some stuff for me? open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t…
November 7th 2017
@natalietran
stickers are the currency of children
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Meet some of the 37 babies facing homelessness and hunger as Dutton & Turnbull try to starve families to go back to Nauru. http…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Try eating an apple and not looking like a smug son of a bitch who knows a thing or two
October 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Gun Control > Condolences twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NOPE"
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
My #TeenChoice for #ChoiceWebStarMale is @realDonaldTrump
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
"Hello, I think my contract is about to end and my phone is breaking. Can I update?" "Your contracted ended 3 years ago"
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
!! Got to meet the people from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even be in an ep! @DaveKingThing @helytimes pic.twitter.com/A4HEYdr2FV
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
You can help homeless youth and support homeless week by grabbing some laces and lacing up #laceitup pic.twitter.com/8O2dmfu4F6
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine having kids and then they make friends and then you have to talk to more people :(
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
he was. He's done it several times. So have many friends. The amount of times I put wigs on people is up there with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Fairfield, CT I’m headlining 2 shows at @FairfieldComedy this Saturday May 26 7PM&9PM pic.twitter.com/ncUwpxRanc
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about working for yourself is going to the cinemas at 10am. It's just you and that dude in the front row, baby.
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oddly personal question but has anyone here had their eggs frozen? Thinking of getting it done and want to know wha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have been sending mum daily vitamin videos. Today I sent this as a joke. She wrote back "NO. MUST KEEP IN MOUTH" Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
I was funny? The greatest trick the devil/politicians ever pulled was the politicising of human rights. twitter.com/WALSTGUY/statu…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Remember when horses died after this race and everybody was sad? Remember when people hated the new casino? Anyway, enjoy Melbourne Cup
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
I'm pretty sure everybody sleeps next to two boxes of crackers, a packet of chips, and a box of cookies. Sad part i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really enjoy taking baths? With candles and stuff? I just feel the panic of being in a room alone with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Subtle Asian Traits
December 31st 2017
@natalietran
I want to feel your heartbeat
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
"yeah.. we are- we are bloody bastards" If you don't know about the Aus and the US deal Trump is upset about, Dan… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049 tomorrow! One of my favourite email so far has been one that just tells me the cinema and sessio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
For me, eating out is sifting through reviews of restaurants until everything is closed and then eating 2 minute noodles with toast
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @xxYunz : @natalietran In order to reclaim a name, you have to acknowledge the history and derogatory term in the first place. The next s…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
YES, I UNDERSTAND THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND RELIGION. My point is I don't like that that excuse even exists.
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
what twitter.com/ABCBrokenHill/…
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so easy to care and listen to other people’s problems when they’re really attractive and paying you attention.
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I'm terrified that deep down I'm actually an awful, unloveable, selfish person twitter.com/kimmyceleste/s…
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
In my 20s we made out in this car. On my 30th we drove to dinner in it with bulk toilet paper in the backseat #adult pic.twitter.com/iJ4pEYkdpO
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
Did people in high school really throw house parties when their parents were away? I'd invite a friend over and eat packet pasta.
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha <3 @Tommy_little instagram.com/p/Bkj0ampnIpV/…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
someone just called me the Donald Trump of whatsapp and I don't think I've ever felt such shade
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got to meet the incredible @Kon__K and @ASRC1 team! So good to be in such a positive, kind place pic.twitter.com/5KeidTh1cb
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
definitely makes me feel at ease seeing americans buy flamethrowers
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm thinking about finally entering an Elvis Tribute Artist Contest. Has anybody entered one? Anyone? *echo* Anyone? Anyone? I'm serious
January 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Message from Hakeem al-Araibi, footballer, refugee protected under Australian law, improperly detained in Bangkok Remand…
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
new vid up later today! Also, here's a gift I was given "Ohmygosh how did you know?!" "I saw your search history." pic.twitter.com/mjTKd25iLq
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
I never regret clothes I was wearing 10 years ago because I’m still wearing them now
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
We should wake up together
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
but how did they make it *look* like a troll from Reddit? twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
As you get older you realise you only really want a handful of things in life. For me it's to know my family are ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I've never time travelled but I've listened to a someone try to explain snapchat to me
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever my partner is out of the house I eat biscuits and crackers like I'm in the apocalypse and just found a stocked bunker
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Only crazy people say things like "Look What You Made Me Do"
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
My friend and I accidentally booked ourselves into an incredibly romantic ranch and now I don't know if I should pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @4corners : The meticulous #4Corners investigation by @lb_online has led to some damning findings from the Murray-Darling royal commissio…
August 16th 2017
@natalietran
At some point you just start sneezing loudly, like a full on old person you would have been disgusted by as a kid.
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Christy, only boring people get bored. Peace be with you twitter.com/ChristyDeemer/…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Didn't fully comprehend what kind of person I was until dad bought be this shirt and I screamed 'I love it! pic.twitter.com/Lyl1u6VEFU
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
So sorry I didn't get back to your email sooner, I really didn't want to.
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Here. Great news story to start your day twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/stat…
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
me to anyone who isn't Australian: It's not like that! There aren't spiders everywhere! Australia: theguardian.com/australia-news…
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
I want a sugar daddy but one who just gives me actual sugar
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney tomorrow! twitter.com/yourAMSA/statu…
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's no such thing as a perfect twee- twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I want to feel the sun on my skin with you
November 6th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had tea with someone who I was a fan of. In the middle of tea we were screaming at each other and decided w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 23rd 2017
@natalietran
humans
September 4th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a brilliant day today with @AMPFoundation . Thanks for having me and thanks to all the candidates for being so inspiring. Good luck!
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
afternoon music with dad pic.twitter.com/3ZasVcM0Ry
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/FrazzleMyGimp/…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
hey! It's Derek @veritasium on the desk tonight! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
really want to start wearing nighties but I'm worried I'm going to turn myself on too much and won't be able to sleep?
November 30th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I feel like time is running out for me to become a successful 25 year old millionaire :( :( :(
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
[phonecall with 5yo niece this morning] me: Hey! I forgot you were on school holidays! I can come see you today! Le… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
>>youtu.be/7vMoIUEzC-A<< A non scripted more casual vid this week of a game of Guess Who on a new channel pic.twitter.com/M7ssyux9n0
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
me: Dad, I'm so sorry, I'll be in Melbourne next week when we're meant to go see a concert together. Will you be ab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
hmm.. "The One Nation of today is a very different beast to what it was 20 years ago..." Nope, same monster. abc.net.au/news/2017-02-1…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It should still count if you set your alarm and intended to follow suit
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
. @ABCTV I would like to pitch a new show where I play just The Sims 1 with all the old crew from @GoodGameTV rosebudrosebudrosebudrosebud
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Made lunch from a recipe book AND finished a video script for this week. If the vid is anything like the lunch it w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
We should have known once photo booths became a regular thing how shit everything was
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Started writing last night and have somehow ended up with almost seven thousand words. Hope I can finish this story… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see people act I'm just blown away. How do actors conjure and convey emotion like that? I can't even act… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Tell an angry person they have a voice like silk
May 15th 2018
@natalietran
horrific twitter.com/guardian/statu…
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
one great mind looking for another I'll throw @nashedgerton into the mix as my suggestion. He has some great track… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see a food delivery guy on a scooter I just want to hop on the back and say “show me your world”
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Wrong Level of Elevator Doom > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Because people would prefer if you shot them pic.twitter.com/T3yYpzZGrS
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's so hard to tell if someone likes you. When someone says the idea of being with you sounds like a nightmare, what does that mean?
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
babies with too much hair make me feel weird but happy
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
New (half) vid until next week. Dinner Would Be Nice >> youtu.be/VYQ2o1-hZTI << pic.twitter.com/lo6ifVul4u
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
... am I too old to buy VIP fan club tickets to @ShawnMendes ? Let me rephrase that actually, how do I best obtain his dna?
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
new hair pic.twitter.com/V6C0mvepDd
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
perfect description of the past few months twitter.com/JoelDTD/status…
May 20th 2017
@natalietran
My friend Andrew runs Zedtown which is like a zombie video game in real life. If you're in Syd or Melb check it out… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
Internet: Look at this ridiculous new gadget that must be for super lonely people! Everyone: hahaha WTF? A headles… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @shoesofprey : Hey @natalietran , ready to bring your #preygame to our Shoe Design Showdown tomorrow? Challengers, register here: http://t…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I remember seeing one of Nash's shorts years ago and loving it so much. Now he's someone who is… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 14th 2017
@natalietran
happy book day to @AnnaAkana ! X twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
aw love these two twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
The Last of Us 2 trailer is out but @RowanJones_ can't convince me to play more of the first. Sucks to be him youtu.be/Z80x55EUXAw
May 20th 2018
@natalietran
Went to my sister's last night and she bought me an old wedding dress to wear to watch the royal wedding. Highly re… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
was lucky enough to finally watch @raychenviolin play this week (and meet @TwoSetViolin ) Here's a link to one of Ra… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
You can’t apply lip balm without looking like a jerk
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
For all those polling booths who didn't have a BBQ, that's lazy and unaustralian. Bunnings can't support this nation by itself.
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
I always tell my friends who just got engaged to enjoy their time together as a engaged couple because not only is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
mum: you can wear my old áo dài for new years me: will I fit? mum: me: mum: :( me: :(
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
never been to watch the fireworks in Sydney, where's a good place to watch them?
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
oh no! They don't broadcast the little kids playing rugby at half time? That was so cute!
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Why do people point out that we already asked each other how we were? I don't care. It's obvious neither of us are committed to this
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't let me work near your activations. Opposite of sponsored. #dddaustralia pic.twitter.com/sa2QYARFox
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
[after watching Ted Bundy tapes] me: I'm worried I'm a serial killer doctor: You're not me: I'm worried I am docto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Isn't @MSomboli just a bit wonderful? X pic.twitter.com/m3g6ZZa8Kj
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Watched first ep of Westworld S2 yesterday. Even in a world where you can make machines that look and act like huma… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : If the person who came up with this lost their job at Burger King, they have a job for life as an FM radio content director…
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Wooot! <3 twitter.com/nashedgerton/s…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Me: I'll start baking the cake now Clock: It's 12am! You won't finish until at least 3 Me: No, I'll finish before then 3am: Wassup
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
LIES. Guys have HUGE backs. That and be a woman receiving a massage. It ends one way, buddy. You pay for it. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
We did a cooking class and the chef was hilarious saying things like ‘so when you cook yourself dinner during the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Great. Another show about a super hot guy with a cat twitter.com/rabbitlayla/st…
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Today someone guessed I was 35. I said they were correct just to make the situation less sad.
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
When a real estate agent shows me a balcony and suggests I will use it, I really want to ask them if I look like so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry editing took so long I figured it's better to wait until tomorrow. Here's a few screen grabs though for proof! pic.twitter.com/Jya2SLJdVe
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
romantic comedies have given me false expectations of how many men wear v-neck knits
December 1st 2017
@natalietran
keep watching. This is great. twitter.com/timtimfed/stat…
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Always a fangirl of @nashedgerton whose film @gringomovie is out in cinemas! Check it out! pic.twitter.com/m3y1K3oYjD
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
no, you turned out BETTER. You definitely don't have issues. There's an adjective in there before the word 'Asian' twitter.com/SuperSSJGoten/…
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
Etsy- the casino of bride-to-bes
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through rice, laundry powder, peanut butter, coconut cream, pasta, and some easter goodies for delivery W… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
My parents constantly tell me that things can be taken from you at any point in your life- they fled their home cou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How is youtube rewind 2018 gonna cover this shit?
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
I hate whe you get a haircut and it doesn't completely transform your face into a new one
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanhalper : Story: latimes.com/politics/la-na… twitter.com/evanhalper/sta…
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
s, we are thinking of you. all of our love. pic.twitter.com/I08R687vJu
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
me: dad, what would you do? dad: no matter what you do in life, every sheet of paper will get creased me: that’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #BREAKING IS suicide attack in northeast Syria kills 20 regime troops: monitor
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
every two years I like to call my partner up from an optometrist, distressed, asking him which frames I should buy
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Have I told you @Daniel_Sloss is funny? Watch his shows. He sometimes mentions them on his twitter feed. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
There's a lot of crazy news these days so to add to it, they now sell Sour Patch Kids in larger quantities. pic.twitter.com/CrG21oGWnK
January 23rd 2018
@natalietran
might be getting a dog and am beside myself with excitement!! Is this what it feels like to have friends?
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
self acceptance is knowing there's no point saving the recipe because you're not going to make it
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : #RetainThis pic.twitter.com/THvJTcYahJ
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Geez. Come on, it's not hard to bring a bag with you. It takes a few seconds to make a better choice for the enviro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
How incredible is it that we get to exist under this beautiful sky? twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It comes out tomorrow pic.twitter.com/5ONpvS1Ll7
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I don't remember lemmings being this emotional. How did I play this as a child? NO.
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Always just outside the baklava delivery zone.
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
While the spotlight is on Thailand we need to keep the pressure on for the return of Hakeem who is recognised as a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2014
@natalietran
Nothing gives me more pleasure than blocking the sun from someone bathing in it. Nothing.
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Thinking of taking mum and dad to Rotorua in New Zealand. Any recommendations on where to stay in the area?
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
any sydney ao dai recs?
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I can deal with a lot of things but when I know my cat can hear me talking to her and she ignores me, it really hurts
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Haven’t been up to date with The Bachelor/Bachelor in Paradise shows but judging from the ads, it seems good lookin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair how little you guys trust me. Do you know how many fathers I have come up to me and grill me, asking me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
and they say the internet can't make you feel happy twitter.com/CNN/status/885…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
Think positive. Yes, you got catfished but also, someone out there was replying to your texts and emails promptly.
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Any recs for places to get a nice violin in Sydney? Still have my student one but would love to get a new one.
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed I haven’t been rescued by a fireman yet
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
have really enjoyed listening to @jjflanagan lately. Honest Man open.spotify.com/track/02jXcH8b…
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Very excited for this! If you're in Aus my handsome asian friend @ronnychieng 's new series starts tonight! Trailer:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AlexGreenwich : Survey forms being sent out from tmrw. To win we need all supporters to return them with a big YES tick, and make sure f…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Gotta love standing in a lift and saying, "oh no. We're one person over the limit"
May 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone says "____ is going to be the future" I laugh in their face and reply, "That will never happen." N… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
fair enough twitter.com/NealBTomlinson…
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
That last tweet implied I usually have people over. That's misleading
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
nature is stupendous twitter.com/buitengebieden…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry there hasn't been a new video, I'll work on one as soon as possible. I'll also exercise, be a better person, and eat healthier.
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
at least if you’re being catfished, someone’s answering your texts
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Sure sex is good but have you ever really wanted a tea and then found out you're carrying just the right amount of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
How do you work for @nathanfielder ? He's my hero.
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
massive hypocrite because I wrote some tweets about it but regret them and they're gone now, but let's not cause mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Put some highlighter on my cheekbones. When do I become hot?
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Love it!! Can't wait to visit this library. So many cool looking spaces. twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
just... twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
is it inappropriate to go to a meeting with a hot water bottle under your shirt? I'm cool with people thinking it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
You don't agree with privatising education/racism? YOU'RE LEFT. Nothing I express is left. It's centre. You don't even KNOW how left I am.
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
thank GOD
January 4th 2015
@natalietran
Google, aren't we at a point where I can mash a few keys on the keyboard and you bring me the food I want in bed and tell a movie to watch?
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << This week's new vid in case you missed it. pic.twitter.com/FEVKAWMqJM
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
classic power move, @ASIMO Where did you learn that move, The Game? pic.twitter.com/FokvAKmz13
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's an ugly part of me, deep down inside, that wants to kidnap a foodora/deliveroo cyclist and ask them a lot of questions
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
Yup, googling "skin discolouration back pain" at 3am was a bad idea
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/WuH8DGwXrH
February 14th 2016
@natalietran
When you finish studying you stop trying to figure out how to spell words. You just pick another word instead.
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hank, you're the little sister I never had pic.twitter.com/uQpgprxDnd
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
How good was the ending of Boardwalk Empire? Rewatching Sopranos and keep thinking about great endings of shows
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
Why put liquorice in a mix of otherwise pleasant lollies? Why? Because you're the devil?
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
shipping Ariana and Ari like nobody's business
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Five year old niece wrote a song about having no friends. It made me so sad. Nobody is going to be her friend if she keeps this up :(
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today was mas o menos until my friend told me she wants to be a crime solving detective. Sometimes friends just brighten your day.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: Really hope one day I finish writing something and get to meet amazing people throughout life who can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
yay! @nashedgerton is on @nova969 this morning talking about Mr. Inbetween. Sorry, got dates wrong previously. Star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2017
@natalietran
haven't uploaded in almost a year but I hear things are going really swell for people on youtube right now
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
The thing is @lucifersjocks is actually a killer in real life. It's not acting. Congrats twitter.com/AACTA/status/1…
November 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : My TV comedy show Ronny Chieng: International Student is now airing weekly in the United Kingdom on the main @BBCOne chann…
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
As the end of the year approached she looked at her 2017 diary, an abandoned relic since May, and apologised to it.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
gah can't stop looking at his tattoos. Going to be in la next month if anyone has any tips on how to get a last min… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
I love that dreams can be about anything. Last night I was dreaming about doing paperwork and not being able to dec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheFeedSBS : Every year, 200,000 inmates are raped in American prisons. Despite the awareness of sexual assault in the #MeToo era, jokes…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
hahahaha *breaks mirror with fist* *cries* *hugs cat* *cat runs away*
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
#oldheadshotsday is making me realise there are people out there who don't eventually destroy all photos of themsel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 4th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the nice messages and emails. I'll share what's been happening soon. X
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wine and ink pic.twitter.com/9BimefwwPP
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
hello, mooncake, you salacious, overpriced minx. Also, happy mid autumn festival to those celebrating. Eating moonc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
From today's protest. If you're against the way people are being treated on Manus, *COME* to the protests. Let peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
I hope my computer writes notes to its family that read, “She ignored the update notification again today. Please send help. I miss you so.”
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Oxfam : Earthquake in #Nepal - Oxfam is there, please help us save lives oxf.am/ZMQR #NepalQuake pic.twitter.com/quTocyp9qj
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
Hey friends! I'll either be at the Sydney or Melbourne one this weekend- hope to see you there! Australia is better… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : It’s #BlackFriday2018, so get out there and consume! Consume! It’s all life’s about and all you’re good for!
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
Seriously contemplating holding a female only dance party featuring 2000s rnb in Sydney. Is this something you'd go to?
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What parties do acrobats who perform at other people’s parties go to?
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've always thought one of the most tragic things is when love isn't synchronised and then you remember you're raci… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
Received an offer to swap players in the fantasy basketball comp I'm playing but I am worried that my fantasy baske… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 24th 2018
@natalietran
Internet provider, I'm about to start my one sided online relationship with Michael B Jordan. Get ready for a lot of downloads.
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
and the pros? twitter.com/abcnews/status…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
We get it, Dustin. You're fit. twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
naw @raychenviolin youtube.com/watch?v=RXfLV7…
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
eek looks gorgeous artsy.net/article/artsy-…
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
February 24th 2015
@natalietran
in Vondelpark today. First time riding since I was about 12. Fell into a tree in the first five minutes. pic.twitter.com/RiTG7r1DGb
January 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been hungover but I assume it's like opening your laptop and seeing the 1000000000 tabs you visited last night
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rubyhamad : No they have this back to front. pic.twitter.com/HelXo0Epyw
August 1st 2016
@natalietran
A kid skateboarded down the shopping aisle I was in with a gopro and then filmed a 360 video of the pasta section. Subscribed
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
fifth kid out! theguardian.com/world/live/201…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour has fallen asleep with a dvd menu on repeat. I don't know much but he's going to wake up a different person.
December 17th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like a serial killer when I talk to people with nice teeth. All I think is, "Those are nice teeth. I'd like to own those nice teeth."
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait @veritasium ! Tonight @SBS 8:30 twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
Some days I want to let my hair down and just enjoy being amazing
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, internet article, “make my day” Do it.
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long-term relationship: "Do you want to have sex in the shower?" "Nah, I just had one and I have to hang up the clothes. Thanks."
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
I've never loved anyone enough to pay for airport parking. Kerbside pick up for all of you.
August 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SBS : A fresh, insightful and surprising investigation of the global vitamin and supplements craze. #Vitamania premieres this Sunday 8.3…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
What's happening? Why are there so many good looking people these days? I just saw someone so pretty I laughed
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
We even had tickets to the game and accom booked. That's more commitment I give than when I tell my parents I "might" come over to dinner.
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
It's like nobody remembers Xena and Gabrielle pic.twitter.com/wqv01YffO6
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
All my ideas notebooks from the past few months have been incoherent insanity. Reading them back I'm worried I've killed someone.
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Last edit for the year sent! Now to try to make something before Christmas so @nashedgerton doesn't stop being my friend
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Yes, thank you for explaining Blade Runner is scifi. THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS. Where are the people who made the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jenanmoussa : There is no tragedy in life like the death of ur kids. Syrian dad says farewell to Aya & Ahmad who suffocated in yesterday…
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
... did... any poc feel kind of... strange watching Downsizing?
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
ya'll are fantastic twitter.com/StrikeClimate/…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
come here
May 13th 2017
@natalietran
Instagram makes me feel like humans are just mannequins for brands.
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Big announcement I've been so excited to share with you guys coming up! xxxx
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I hope my old Sims characters are still happy, in love with all their neighbours, and getting promoted
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Can people stop writing articles about celebs/women showing off their trim bodies? Maybe they're just wearing clothes. And you're an idiot.
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
It's awful when hugs don't make people feel better. All you can do is let them cry while they say, "Stop touching me. I don't know you" :(
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hahahahahaha fair call twitter.com/idrewthis/stat…
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
haven't used stuff like this in many years but any recommendations for software for notating etc? @AvidSibelius , @finaleofficial others?
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so fucking tired of not having enough pictures of luxury resorts in my feed
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @baeoflight : if you're supposedly a Yes voter and a single text message has you pissed...well fuck, idk what to tell you about WHAT IT'S…
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
"what else did we need to get?" "ice blocks and chocol-" "toothpaste" "toothpaste"
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Let’s skip the fake politeness, Belinda, you know why I’m here. I want the same burger I’ve ordered every day this week.
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
one day I hope to have the passion of a fight in a music video
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Had a blow-dry and now my hair feels like a Mariah Carey song
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
nytimes.com/2019/02/13/art…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : One of my favorite Seinfeld characters is The Soup Alt-Right Guy
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Come on, @ABCTV , you're making it awkward. Renew @tonightly
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
come on, push up bra, I'm really counting on you to turn things around today
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
[me looking into mirror] me: You’ve got this mirror: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no you don't me: hahaha I totally d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
not super cool with @ChrisEvans changing his profile pic without consulting me first but whatevs
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
No Australian Approves youtu.be/Ec3CTlovSK8
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
One of the movie tropes I understand the least is kids in high school being upset that they have to eat lunch alone… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Tunisia tourist resort attack leaves 28 dead u.afp.com/ZJ3q
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I think about this scene from Mad Men so often. pic.twitter.com/DwOWieWawe
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was upset about how few prospects there were out there for me and then THE ROBOT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Today Sydney's message in the sky, broadcast to our gay friends and family, tells us why the NO vote is actually the aggressive side
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't know what this program is that everyone uses to do that black line but black line "omg" back at you! twitter.com/JulienSolomita…
September 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @perlmutations : What kind of Arts Community goes for a cheap joke by allowing this white supremacy enabling muthafucka into it's midst!…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading now! so it was a weird video and I delayed but have decided to upload because I like to make you feel uncomfortable
December 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: I feel so unattached to this Earth and fear everyone is dealing in the wrong currency person: excuse me? me: I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @archillect : pic.twitter.com/tqOIpGfMeq
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
sales assistant: is there something you’re looking for in particular? me, pointing at my chest: something to fill t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
She's not even angry at me. This is just a normal end to a conversation. pic.twitter.com/WHsoqnm0MS
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Guess I can now say my Saturday night was fucking wild twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
April 5th 2015
@natalietran
asked on collaborations and even without being there, @wongfupro gets cheers. I'll punch the three of you amp.twimg.com/v/a2b94866-352…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
May 4th 2017
@natalietran
If we're all making big announcements pic.twitter.com/0uz9xQHrfS
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry sorry poor reception here. I'm back Sunday but have work in the evening so can do Sunday til about four or Monday? It's so cold
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Drs4Refugees : When the excitement of a political agenda overrides proper planning. Shame on Chris Bowen who put this wretched... https:…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
#2012vs2018 slightly longer hair but the same pic.twitter.com/K5D6ukEYCw
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Rightly got judged for writing notes on a paddle pop stick. To be fair, if I were Zoe Deschanel in a movie, this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just want to have hot no strings attached sex with a stranger who will take me on a lot of romantic dates, ask me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
New parents are getting too overprotective. They get so uncomfortable when you hold their baby, weep, and then resi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 13th 2015
@natalietran
Want to scare someone? Next time they say, "let's catch up some time" reply with, "when? I'm free all the time." and just wait.
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Woke up thinking about you
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Is there a fetish where the person likes to take you to watch musicals?
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
#BlackMirror episode where I find out what half the notification icons on my phone mean.
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
So good @A_C_O @NicoleCar_Opera pic.twitter.com/SrKHiq4mxb
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
what all frame default photos should be. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
People are unconvincing when they suggest having a kid is great and rewarding even though it's hard. That's what losers say about exercise.
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been in a gang but I have picked up an item I won from ebay in person
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been a religious person but I believe pic.twitter.com/0t9JrLxazR
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I remember before Instagram when you had to guess who was insane.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Labor waves piracy site-blocking Bill through Australian Senate, despite concerns zd.net/1QLyx23 via @ZDNet & @joshgnosis
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @DirectRelief : . @DirectRelief Staff Bound for #Oaxaca, #Mexico, in Wake of Devastating #Earthquake directrelief.org/2017/09/25415/
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Despite all the hype, no stranger has offered me candy?
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
better head to The Body Shop to buy some gifts for people I don’t know very well
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
it's all 'nice to meet you' until they actually meet you
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Australians are very eloquent pic.twitter.com/pV2tRh5dMF
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait, do you have to kill the lemmings in this scenario? No. NO. What the frak is this brutal game? LEAVE NO MAN BE… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Dear Universe, Thank you for how wonderful you are. Also, please stop selling my mother mangoes. I cannot eat that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
Signs of getting older: #2442 You need to share a milkshake
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @MSomboli : 3 Years in the making and tomorrow we are off and running! Free coffee to make your day flow. Open from 6am. Come along and…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
To my fellow tanned Australians, don't worry. The Border Force will be easy to spot on the streets. Fig. A pic.twitter.com/xQDJQuFV6s
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Odd name for a whale but ok pic.twitter.com/D1xbLYi8hU
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
transferring photos from my phone to my computer. I have a video of will smith providing background music for me wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Merry Christmas, Hank. Have some of your hair pic.twitter.com/86cqTTfj6j
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
Please #MarriageEquality
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
going through old notes on my computer and either this is a terrible summary of Sliding Doors or 2015 me didn't kno… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sure, I like lightweight makeup so long as it covers my entire face with a new one
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
You make me want to be the kind of person who says they've got a book club.
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FeralCrone : 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to a…
March 13th 2015
@natalietran
F1 season, I've missed you
September 4th 2016
@natalietran
Happy Father's Day to all you now-very-sexy-because-of-my-age-and-stage-of-life fathers out there!
August 11th 2016
@natalietran
just terrible twitter.com/david_manne/st…
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
animals aren't put on this planet to serve us but honestly, what is the point of having a cat if it won't go to the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
You make me wish I knew how to dance well
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought that by this age I'd have been to at least one party where someone asked for a secret password to get in.
September 12th 2016
@natalietran
10 Years! I got a wonderful surprise today! > youtu.be/f_lYioHJBlU < pic.twitter.com/zTcPdW6klw
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @figgled : If I had $40 million I would definitely spend it by mailing out little cards asking the public if they think gay people are hu…
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Any recommendations for orthodontists in Sydney? Should really get braces. Can't let these teeth hold back t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 31st 2018
@natalietran
It is ridiculous and hurtful how all my friends who I've asked to watch the animal hoarding show on netflix have ig… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KrangTNelson : I hate when I die on a 1912 steamliner due to women. this is a burden I carry daily pic.twitter.com/hF0O0PFKgh
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Mum: Our friend's son thinks you're very pretty. I told him you're ok. Not very pretty. Dad: She means we told him you're funny.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Seriously though, hats off to all the cast and crew behind @GoodGameTV It's a real shame to see @ABCTV let this slip. Will be missed X
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
:( cats pic.twitter.com/maYBfrTp81
November 6th 2017
@natalietran
too many feelings
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Don't be play dumb, touch screen, I know you felt me touch you you impossible little minx
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
let my nieces pick my outfit for tonight and now I look like a hooker in a broadway musical
May 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Went up to Nevada Falls at Yosemite. Be still my unfit heart pic.twitter.com/uMe5SVQs6u
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Saw a group who sail model boats. I want in. Does anybody here do that? How do you start?
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
[packing suitcase] me: I'll pack a dress in case I go out dress: haha you don’t go out! me: ha I don't dress: You’r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
I am worth instant packet pasta
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
How do you get on #AustralianSpartan? Can my mum be on my team? *eats box of crackers on couch*
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Worried the vid I'm working on for today won't make sense to normal ppl. Have to run it past friends first. Preview: pic.twitter.com/31Uf23YOLa
June 17th 2018
@natalietran
I've been such an utter and abhorrent idiot the past couple of months. Anyone I talked to tried to warn me too so n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the feedback and recommendations yesterday! Really appreciate it and will look into them
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : Nauru is not only a political crisis, but a medical emergency | Ranjana Srivastava trib.al/X5f2QK1
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*shoves chips in mouth anxiously* #AUSPER
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Pauline talking about same sex marriage being confusing for kids and minorities having too much power really suits… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
Though I try not to be shallow, I will trust anyone who is eating an apple and giving me advice. They just look lik… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2018
@natalietran
The lady at the art store said she watched me park my car out the back and then walk the long way around to enter t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Went for a beautiful kayak this morning. My favourite part of kayaking is when I decide it's too much effort to go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Wow. I had such a fantastic night. Thank you so much to the AASA at @BrownUniversity for having me to talk. So wonderful to meet you all
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Couldn't even write a joke about the beautiful women on Instagram who keep getting flown to Dubai because I'm getting old and I worry.
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Stop - Country in drought - Kid attempting suicide in offshore prison - Any other problem happening right now they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
me: how strong do you like your tea? person: strong. me, panicking: is this strong enough? person: stronger. me, s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Ok, that's the last hairdressing joke I have. I'll have more in 4-6 weeks. Don't book it in, I'll call or something.
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
How do I nominate myself for an Academy Award because I just told someone it was nice hanging out and even I almost believed it.
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I walk into someone's house with a man the first question he asks is, "how big is that tv?"
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Happy valentine's day, Netflix. You're a great life partner.
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
March 18th 2016
@natalietran
I'm able to realise now that I can't handle the stress of being in charge of taking the photo of the birthday person blowing out the candle.
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being tall
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
*and my sister. Please come to the rally this weekend. It breaks my heart more people rally for alcohol than for human rights
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
70% of my time socialising is spent having people tell me I put my shirt on inside out
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I don't watch Game of Thrones but was the last ep as scary and gross as watching Scott Morrison talk on the abc coverage?
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Star proof: Got free gelato TWICE Got staff discount on camera Sometimes free biscuits Free loaf of bread (it was… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Can't imagine growing up in a culture where the idea of gun control is seen as a bad thing. I can only compare it t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair to lose followers after making a joke about God. You follow him through way worse.
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
I never know what to say when doctors touch my tummy and ask if it hurts. It hurts more than if you don't touch my tummy. Why go outside.
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Tell them to give me a call. I can show them the world. Take them wonder by wonder. twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, he’s got work early tomorrow, and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! See you this arvo at the rally! Archibald Fountain Hyde Park 1pm in Sydney. Marches in other cities here doctors4refugees.org/upcoming-events
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Would watch this show for maybe 4 seasons until it became more about the people than the wallabies. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/nd7q94veWb
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Hopeful for your future. Ben writes beautiful music. This is an oldie but favourite youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8… "She… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Alex @Bballforeverfb has nailed the clap @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/13XPg1DmXu
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Hawkins_Kevin : @natalietran Can you please RT Live Below the Line's new video? We're an Aussie campaign fighting extreme poverty! https…
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
No, sorry. I don't think it's the political state of shit you're in. I really think it's extreme couponing that will be the silent killer.
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
My gps is being very existentially comforting lately "You have arrived" "You made it"
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
I scored 14 out of 15 on the survey How Often Do You Read A Friend's Survey Results, Do The Test Hoping To Beat Them, But Then Never Do
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
how nice are my friends. pic.twitter.com/iN2OGjLNN5
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
please destroy me
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha love this. Agree with @raychenviolin . Don't trust people who don't like the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto instagram.com/p/Boq371qDg2F/…
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Asking a fit person what they did that morning is like hearing about a parallel universe.
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
I know I'm fashionable because this is how I shop online Sort By Lowest to Highest Leaves page and watches Netflix
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
as real as your words ^ insider joke tweet version of tattoo
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I first saw one of Nash's shorts years ago and loved it so much. Now he's not only someone to ad… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Occasionally I buy an article of clothing that's in fashion. Then it looks at me, throws its head back, and laughs.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We versed a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
Making some travel vids in Europe oh so soon. If you've got any recommendations of cool places to visit or things to do let me know!
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
I want a baby so much. Oh wait, just saw one eating food. Don't worry.
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, has work early the next morning and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Great article on Geordie Williamson twitter.com/theage/status/…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
RT @DsSayed : Sentenced to death at 14, will be hung TOMORROW in #Pakistan, sign the petition against it: amnesty.org.au/action/action/… … #SaveShaf…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Frontline is such a brilliant series. Amazing show by @workingdogprod Has to be one of Australia's best. Definitel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
I spend my entire afternoons just counting down until dinner
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Just a reminder that there is a 37wk pregnant refugee on Nauru in breech, with preeclampsia the gov won't fly to Oz http…
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
gahhh love this interview w @TomCruise about breaking his ankle and finishing the scene. How do I rent out a cinema… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoy comparing a parent's love for their child with my love for my cat
May 15th 2016
@natalietran
Working. No more f1 spoilers! I'm so excited. What happened? Did Hamilton get a new haircut? But really. Stop. It sounds so exciting
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oh my god why are sick kids so annoying? Right, @PeterDutton_MP ? Like UGH twitter.com/racvictoria/st…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
draw me like one of your french girls pic.twitter.com/xkpugTTJKq
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
GENUINELY concerned/terrified that I am this program. These are all my text messages. And I live in a glass tube. youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaN…
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
casual photo we took on a beautiful walk in the mountains #blessed #messyhairdontcare pic.twitter.com/NWFNKOFIzM
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
The fragility is offensive twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
July 13th 2017
@natalietran
The kids mannequins at target have more style than me
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
This is ... but I visited the spot from BBCs Pride & Prejudice where Mr. Darcy gets out of the lake. Teen wet dreams pic.twitter.com/zRZcjyplVF
January 6th 2019
@natalietran
They cut before you can see but the black van that picks up Marie Kondo actually lifts off the ground and flies her back to her planet
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
4 yo niece: Why do you wear makeup? me: Honestly, for me perhaps self esteem... niece: Your self esteem is a different colour to your face
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
The @ASRC1 telethon is on tomorrow, can't wait to ask for money from people on the phone for a good cause for once.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm just kidding. First love isn't fun.
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Jesus. @realDonaldTrump 's tweets are like the crazy emails a racist grandad forwards you when he learns to email. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
It seems unreasonable how many people I know who have nicknames for their stepmothers that are excellent puns about being a gold digger
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to tell a kid their story is going nowhere
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/6Y35lL10dq
March 4th 2017
@natalietran
Walking in the rain is so romantic. When you’re watching it happen from inside.
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Turns out it's Twitter's bday. Happy bday, Twitter. U were the 1st platfrm 2 make me panic abt charactr count n start doin this #LoveTwitter
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
'race-obsessed' is what I'll call people who are offended by racism from now on. Don't be so race-obsessed. Stop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I love tv I love tv because this is a serious part of the show and nobody cared there was a giant puffin there. pic.twitter.com/FmMhgJxB6M
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
parties are my nightmare featuring people who learned how to dance
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Aren't we all just a little scared that next they'll announce that we're building a giant wall? We are, aren't we?
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Tifnh : @natalietran Our best friend shirts came in! Btw, you don't have to tell us we look good because baby, we know. http://t.co/nJpZ…
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
love emails from my dad pic.twitter.com/920fCraOKG
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, tweeting angry stuff like that is useless and does nothing but add negativity. How nuts is it that when kang… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2015
@natalietran
I really want to meet anyone who's ordered a camera pen from the duty free magazine on a plane. I want to know all about you
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
don't remember how we met but I know there's not been a single catch up with this dude where he hasn't arrived whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Love it twitter.com/_Avery_/status…
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I think Twitter makes me sad and angry. Friend: Why don’t you just stop using it? Me: I really don’t need your negativity in my life
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
How do people climb stairs? I get exhausted waiting for elevators
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
does she even appreciate what she's got, Scott? twitter.com/scottdools/sta…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Please don’t leave me alone with my thoughts Netflix: What? Me: Nothing. All good. I’m fine
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps I'm the token Asian friend but all my non-asian friends want to watch Crazy Rich Asians with me... but ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
I'm always upset when I think about what title or label a reality show would give me. None of the options look good
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Blood not made of skittles
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine having a kid and that kid goes on The Bachelor
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
knew not buying an onion while at the shops was going to come and bite me in the ass
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
just promised to help someone build their cob home and now I'm really worried about the physical nature of this task
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who actually enjoy eating salad Angel: You are unstoppable
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
Four times a year I like to think my true calling is owning a luxury pet hotel.
June 9th 2015
@natalietran
What awesomeness is this?! twitter.com/gtotters5/stat…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Decided on the way to the hairdresser's I wanted a fringe. Hairdresser said no. Not all heroes wear capes.
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to anyone affected by the earthquake in Nepal. Terrible news
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. I've been removed from all their top 8s. A lot has happened since 2008. Here I was thinking things were OK
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Frak. Just realised you can just look up the gif of the hot moments in a film. This is excellent. Excuse this threa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Once every five years I think a juicer is a good idea
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Back in my day there weren't any Youtube tutorials because none of us knew how to do anything. That's why we were on Youtube.
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
loved it twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Being an adult is opening the dishwasher and yelling "ARE THESE CLEAN OR DIRTY?" until you die
August 31st 2015
@natalietran
15 year old me was wrong. I did lose my Legolas bookmark one day.
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just remembered when I was in school and a teacher told me my my father was on the phone and wanted to talk to me i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
kid: I didn't win a trophy me: Life's not about winning kid: I know, it's about trying me: What? No. Kid, when you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I'm getting really tired of being stopped in the street and asked if I'm Eva Mendes
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
*screams* just fuck off already, July twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Surprise tickets to @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear @SydOperaHouse for tomorrow! Thanks @RowanJones_ so excited x
November 27th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw a 13 year old do a throw back photo to when she was 7. Cya later, Internet. Today's been rough.
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
So we got our hands on a small camera today and still had our recorder for audio and were able to remake one of the vids! Uploading now
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
Only because eggs are in the news today, here's a little about my romantic relationship with eggs and going vegan tinyurl.com/zyyblub
September 16th 2017
@natalietran
me: Your ex girlfriend looks so pretty in photos. What make up did she wear? partner: None? me: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today #sydneyhugs #StayStrongSydney
May 1st 2016
@natalietran
With my favourites @RowanJones_ and @jodiefox at @eg . What a great year! Thanks for having us! pic.twitter.com/fC7n6WHOuk
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
My sister sent my mum a meme and the amount of explaining I've had to do since is becoming unreasonable. And I love her a lot.
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
Just packed @soylent for lunch. I'm tempted to serve it next time I have guests. Prep and consumption time is ideal. "Drink. Now go home."
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Don't let people make you feel bad about who you are. I don't and I have no friends now.
September 1st 2015
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be at @YouTubeFanFest in Sydney next week if you want to come by and make awkward eye contact. Tickets : goo.gl/LLD7NU
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
great twitter.com/Yassir_Lester/…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know, I’m never depressed until I read a motivational quote.
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, perhaps the last tweets were too subtle. ** Why are you supporting a fight of a man guilty of domestic violence?** HE PUNCHES WOMEN
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Had bag stolen on train to Brussels with laptop, cameras,lenses,sd cards. If found Only want cards & hd. Please email me a pic. Will pay.
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
This week's vid: The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << if you missed it. If not: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasssaabbiii
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
I'm a very nonviolent person but when people witness me run I do wish death upon them
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My niece's dolls are the kind of women I'd stalk on instagram late at night. They'd have boyfriends I'd fantatise p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
haha. ... What? Border Force to check visas on Melbourne's streets abc.net.au/news/2015-08-2… via @ABCNews
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
Just donated and you can too twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/jasonsbatemans…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
nooooo twitter.com/F1/status/1029…
February 9th 2018
@natalietran
This morning I forgot to check Facebook and am now feeling a huge hole usually filled by videos of giant disgusting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : If you have faith, and if you believe in something hard enough, and deeply enough, and with all your heart, so what.
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
This week's vid is up tomorrow for Aussie Xmas! Sorry for delay but make sure you watch tomorrow instead of spending time with your family X
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
After detaining people in camps and destroying their lives, we are now abandoning them. Well done, Australia. Peter Dutton, shame on you.
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
* GOD not STAR * complaint was made * I also tweet about eating donuts * complaining about complaining on social me… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
That's a lie. I needed to change my top 8 friends. 6/8 hate me now. How do I add Mariah Carey on this thing?
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Please help. I've visited the same animal shelter four times this week and want to take home all the cats. It opens… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
She pulled the thought from her head, secured it in her front pocket for later, and headed out into the night.
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
JT was in the video. Read this about his experience being an Asian man. This is about being an ally to each other… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 12th 2016
@natalietran
I've never robbed a bank but I've sat in a car parked illegally while waiting for someone and I think it feels the same
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've started entering the competitions on the side of soft drink bottles so yeah, I'm well thanks
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Can't believe how much weight I've put on just from eating churros twice a day for two weeks
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney rally tomorrow at 1pm Town Hall pic.twitter.com/S4PoZXsWSH
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Also, you know how terrible the health and education systems are in the US? Think about that when ours keep getting pushed that way.
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can't figure out what the punishment was in Beauty and the Beast. He becomes an awesome beast who still wears cloth… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's funny how people talk about how poorly they eat during the holidays. Guys, this is how sad people eat every day. It's great, right?
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
Definitely post lots of photos of your new relationship everywhere. It will end well. You will be happy to see them in the future.
March 1st 2015
@natalietran
Leaving london :( any final place you must have scones? I need to make everyone who sells scones uncomfortable while I eat in front of them
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ferrisjabr : If you put chalk under a powerful microscope—white cliffs of Dover type chalk, not the modern blackboard variety—you will s…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks @NextShark for pointing out that I should not talk about receiving abuse from some men because it's irrespon… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just sweated out 834789379287342098 calories getting up at 3am to buy BTS tickets in another country for my friend.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
About to hear @alaindebotton at the opera house! pic.twitter.com/OwPlNB8PdU
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan is a fool. He chose midnight to tell me he has a surprise for me and thinks I'm going to let him sleep. He sa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
After having multiple friends use the term 'fuckboi' in conversation lately, I finally googled it. Shakespearean.
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh, Mr. Darcy... you are handsome enough to tempt me #prideandprejudicejoke pic.twitter.com/fBLmnoYJW0
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
Apologies for the rant before. Anger gets us nowhere. That was really stupid of me. All deleted. Time for 1am toasted sandwich
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << Because friends suck pic.twitter.com/spd6miI4e9
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Let me love you. Just a little. I adore you. Nothing else will do.
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know your political leaders don't have it together when they don't immediately update their Twitter bios twitter bio or it didn't happen
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
To have just a fraction of your thirst for life instagram.com/p/Bh2mAtCnq1A/
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
me, morphing my personality to win someone else's approval pic.twitter.com/kjemjp5kGV
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Tickled pink to have the delightfully funny @natalietran as the MC at the Human Rights Law Centre’s Fundraising Dinner in Sydn…
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If I could see myself 10 years ago today, I'd see I'm still wearing the same pjs.
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
skjhdaksjkjhfkj I love you, Peter Quinn
October 12th 2016
@natalietran
Just gutless. Come on, @mikebairdMP ! No reversing on good decisions!
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just to be clear, wherever I live is Australia's Asian mega city twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm that woman in the grocery store comparing identical bread loaves who looks like she's had a rough time
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
There are people out there attracted to women who eat peanut butter out of the jar while editing youtube videos, right? RIGHT?
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
barefoot or in uggs? twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
One of the ways I like to kill time is deciding which Christmas card to buy someone to throw out immediately after I leave their house
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
This is exciting! Someone tell me which night to buy a ticket to. Can't decide twitter.com/SydOperaHouse/…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @louistherouxbot : I'm in Egypt to meet Willow, a former spy turned fascist gymnast who believes Bono cursed their bloodline
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
haha good work @wongfupro youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
A bunch of awesome people are trying to get in my pants and I welcome it. That or they're going to kill me and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
yeah yeah but more importantly, birds eat scones?
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
gosh I love mornings in Terrigal pic.twitter.com/7NC236sYYf
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't often write about what I eat but today I ate half a banana before noticing the peel was still on. So I guess I'm a foodie after all.
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @hasanminhaj 's Homecoming King = many Pizza Hut monies pic.twitter.com/zKXcXg3J89
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make tea Angel: Done. God: Make it soothing Angel: Yasss Queen God: Make it delicious Angel: Loving it God… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
naww twitter.com/wongfupro/stat…
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Spoon and watch movies with me until the neighbour's kids start folk stories about us.
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
PayPal is the friend you make check the house after you hear a noise
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Weird question but does anybody know a way in Sydney to purchase almond/soy/non dairy milk in non packaged? Can be bulk and powder
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
Got a bike recently and it's been so good for exercise. I've ridden to get gelato three times this week already.
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : 这不是一个华语成语。 twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
this picture features many cool people twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
August 31st 2017
@natalietran
I loved going to open home inspections and having someone tell me how great it would be to use the backyard. You don't know me at all.
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
it almost feels the same I've got to stop myself from whispering your name
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I’m really embarrassed by how great I am
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
While you're in the giving mood, a lot of people are in need. These holidays we're donating to @OzHarvest @preemptivelove @Camp_Quality
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
thanks, ebay pic.twitter.com/SniCKkgysI
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : WE NEED YOUR CALL: After a flood of calls to Scott Morrison & David Coleman, both numbers below still work with their staff taki…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
we're terrible together but I'm feeling reckless
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
This scene is ridiculously unbelievable. Who would wear a vest like that under a grey suit in 2018? fuck I'm so ex… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to those affected by the awful *terrorist* attack in Charleston. What a reminder that racism has continued/will continue to breed
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
YES. Yes yes yes yes yes. twitter.com/JordanRasko/st…
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
Go on, show me a person over 35 who doesn't have a sore back
December 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry it’s not a regular video but I made this about the comments I get being an Asian woman in an interracial rela… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Next time I'll be better and we'll play on a couch I sign " @EA_Bowden : #FIFA16 with @natalietran :D pic.twitter.com/z0NBeNvG7D"
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
At one point my best friend told her husband I might live with them forever and he accepted it. That’s love.
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I could be mates with any of the people in this slurpee queue
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
The moment I got a full length mirror I stopped wearing skirts
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Worked with someone who mistook my name for Melanie. I didn't correct him, assuming he'd figure it out eventually,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
A moment of silence for all the tea I make then forget til it's cold. Please know somebody loved you.
August 17th 2015
@natalietran
yeah no worries, I'll be on the edge of all the wide angle group photos. I did feel my face should be wider
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, this is terrifying abc.net.au/news/2018-10-2… twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
I'd like for the Senate to acknowledge: (a) it's okay to be rich (b) it's okay to be good looking (c) it's okay for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
There should be a place you can warn other women about dickheads
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
never stop loving this @JohnMayer song youtube.com/watch?v=3uA_ya…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
hello, buttercup pic.twitter.com/yxyZCDx3EO
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
The wider her hat, the more unapproachable she is
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : *spins wheel* Okay it’s going to be ...children ...who rely on income support ...who have autism! twitter.com/squigglyrick/s…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is waking up and seeing the light from the sun forcing its way in around the edges of the blinds.
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
The advertising that surrounds valentines day is insane. I've ordered 3 dozen cupcakes for myself. Wait till I see how cute they are!
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I just want to call my home planet and say "humans are fucking nuts, come take me home."
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Really excited to be going to @vidcon this year! I'm going to have a shower and everything! twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SarahRubyWrites : RT if you'd pretend not to speak English if @realmarklatham tried to talk to you in public. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
pawsitively brilliant twitter.com/perlberg/statu…
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Just disgusting. m.smh.com.au/federal-politi…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
People need to be less sad about break ups. You only start going to the gym during a break up, it's great for you healthwise.
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hah twitter.com/smh/status/104…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh sshiieeett, Mr. Bingley and his party just arrived at the dance. People live tweet Pride and Prejudice, right?
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Protest in Melbourne on the 15th to stop the Refugee Lifetime Ban twitter.com/superfasty/sta…
February 9th 2016
@natalietran
I just blow dried my hair so I guess today was arms day
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
Just saw someone I dated in a trailer for a huge upcoming movie then I remembered we never dated
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nobody can understand a relationship they're not a part of- sometimes you can't even understand the relationships y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 15th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoyed the email saying "we know you love INDIAN food"
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @FreyaHRLC : Let’s #ChangeThis. These kids and their families should have the chance to rebuild their lives in safety. Get behind our fun…
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Imagine receiving an unwanted text asking you to vote yes. It's outrageous. Like an unwanted survey asking if gay people should have rights.
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be mean, Scott. Just one. Me. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
June 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just found an old Ecard I sent to myself. So I guess that's who sends Ecards.
July 24th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the bday wishes. Had a brilliant day and feel very lucky. pic.twitter.com/qzauQi0vOY
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
I've been harping on about this but I'd never read Lolita before a few days ago. That first paragraph. Can't get o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Current comedy crush: @Daniel_Sloss Want to be in a dead relationship with him. Check out his shows twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
When people in romantic movies say lines like "I've never told anyone this before" it always makes me wonder what I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
we should start calling people seeking asylum 'single use plastic bags' so Australians might care more about our treatment of them.
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
Had a conversation with someone who pointed at me and told me 'my daughter is dating one of you, a Chinese or Japan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
cool series by @sweetjustice you can check out youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8zAs…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/CzpA7JFRdR
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
Jesus. BTS have more concerts happening so I guess I have to figure out how to get tickets again and take my friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Conversations about how not all protein powders taste terrible and you just have to find the right one, turn me on.
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
So close to calling someone up and confessing to them that I've loved them since high school. Not someone I know or… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
course they do. Freaking bad ass turtles. twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You can also call if you hate me as well. 20th of June I'll be in Melbourne with @ASRC1 for their telethon taking… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
sounds not so bad twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
March 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't want to have unrealistic expectations but I can't wait to have a dog. It's gonna come skateboarding with me,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
My partner asked what the phrase "I have so much love to give" means. Good sign? Bad sign?
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're online. Or you know, out partying.
March 13th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I log into Netflix and see a "kids" account I freak out and wonder where my kids are
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/YwQtbGSrel
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
apparently it's rude to block your ears when you don't need to pretend to care about anything the person you're wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Will track down @Daniel_Sloss and ask him to marry me one day. @Daniel_Sloss and @PhilNWang great combo twitter.com/ComedyCentralU…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Sure, go ahead, don’t use the Oxford Comma. Send word on what utter mayhem is like while you’re there.
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/3B2JjR1LlK
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
I hate being desperate but I do it so well
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You're right guys. He refused. pic.twitter.com/u7pilzmhUu
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049/ Blade Runner/ Scifi question: If Asian influence is so big in the future, why are no main characters Asian?
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Filmed a vid to start the next lot of vids I've been working on! Really excited to finish and upload it next week!
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
and if a fucking ad for lamb is trying to equate genocidal colonialists with immigrants, there's obviously a problem with the date.
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
When does thinking you should have really learned how to skate because people in skate parks look happy, go away?
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
My mother always told me that there were enough strangers in the world who would pay you compliments and tell you t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2017
@natalietran
I'm always much happier about myself after looking at Instagram
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Chocolate money instead of real money because it cuts out the middle man
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
When someone tells me they never have fights with their partner my response is 'Oh, so you've drifted apart and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
latter garbage in a wildly unfair competition. One ep of CCGC is estimated to cost 100k. When you have the luxury to spend more than the
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
There are white guys who fetishise asian women? I'm SO glad I had a man to tell me about that cause I haven't been… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games til they figure out you’re in their house
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
Last night in my dreams I untangled headphones and then tried to decipher a parking sign. Where did the limitless w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry my video will be late this week. I've got a flu because I'm an Aussie in England and I don't know how people live when it's so cold :(
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
nobody fucking gets it
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
100% legitimate photo with my nieces at the large hadron collider and not a photo wall at the powerhouse museum pic.twitter.com/nXo6nDI6qI
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
I just don't get any of this
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly in awe of the strength of women everywhere. Happy International Women's Day to all.
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
the stress is real pic.twitter.com/emiFJk17JM
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! It's ok, I'm her PG >> youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA <<
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
It's not how big it is. It's the girth. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel these two points summarise my entire life. And achievements. Thanks, Wikipedia twitter.com/Tokohoshi/stat…
May 1st 2015
@natalietran
Got home after 6 weeks away. Checked phone. One voicemail from wig shop.
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... @Sethrogen 's twitter feed is my downloads folder pic.twitter.com/QDy4iQHh3S
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Help. I can't stop pic.twitter.com/xEb3dAY70n
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
March 30th 2018
@natalietran
Now a Rugby League fan
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
person: do you think you'll make youtube videos again me: maybe. I don't know person: 10 years was a long time. I g… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Children shouldn’t be carrying around dolls and pretending to feed them. They would feel uncomfortable if I carried… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with headshots. I'm comfortable with who I am.
February 8th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful evening at @Concertgebouw and such a pleasure to get to hear the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra pic.twitter.com/CdmRBpgjVV
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Excuse me, Twitter. I have a lot of moments. Great moments. pic.twitter.com/M0QcbX9L0h
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
No. I only know 5 secure words. pic.twitter.com/eEd0Z5KI7Z
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I'll stop tweeting. I tweet a lot when I'm trying to avoid work but the time has come. *spots bat signal in sky*
December 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the confidence of a much smarter person
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I want to wrap myself around every part of you
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Dogs need to be less desperate. If your owner comes out of that shop they left you outside of and forgets you, they don't deserve you, man.
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
August 29th 2017
@natalietran
My hilarious friend Sheridan @5oh19 wrote a book! smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…
September 18th 2015
@natalietran
I've exercised for 5 days now and even though I've had pizza every day, if I don't wake up looking like a VS Angel, I will kill somebody
August 23rd 2017
@natalietran
currently eating old cake while editing photos of models
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what happens as you get older? I feel like I deserve those sandals from the pharmacy. They look comfy. And I've waited long enough.
April 8th 2017
@natalietran
Of course you like banana bread. Everybody likes cake.
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
I wish. Then someone would be uploading pic.twitter.com/CxmsAG9FXD
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
Playing Catan and nobody wanted to trade my hug for some ore :( pic.twitter.com/Oj1xkk82l3
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
gah so excited for @illyal tomorrow! <3
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Making a sign for a protest, got too excited and have now run out of space. Half an 'S' in and I knew the other S w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
Just watched Youtube Rewind 2017 and don't even know what to type first in Urban Dictionary
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
My dearest porridge, I miss you constantly and think of you always. The hours in between our meetings drag on for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
The old man next door is learning Into My Arms on piano and I think I'm in love.
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
I'm never going to die twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
#shareyourrejection From ages 14-22 I continually applied for a job at my local video store. Even when I had work I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Can you feel the love? instagram.com/p/Bh5gYvFnXRS/…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
I really enjoy looking at photos of models and saying, "I just don't see it"
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
I really resent having to pretend to know how to read a map
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite books as a teenager. Realised I couldn't find my copy and freaked out a little, asked Ro to tak… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
My best friend, Sar, is incredible. She follows a million boyband twitter accounts and mine so I constantly post/do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
RT me and let's see if we can get this to 500k likes! - Confucius
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
thank FUCK twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : Our immigration laws have been systematically gutted of rights protections & flooded with personal powers. That's why Dut…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I’m curious to know the person that you become, when the weight on your shoulders is lifted and you walk instead of run.
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want a kid but then I remember I can't have anyone hanging around seeing how little I achieve in a day
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
♥️
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
planning ahead so that you finish work on time is for cowards
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
If your best friend isn't a terrible influence, you're not real friends and they secretly want to backstab you in the future so watch out
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I understand disliking the idea of influencers but be consistent. Hate all celebrity. That makes sense. Otherwise why are you really upset?
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
*Wakes up. Puts on human disguise* Here we go again.
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
whenever I hear @JohnMayer I wonder what it would be like to have someone write a song like Your Body is a Wonderla… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
A guy at work is on the phone organising a house party for tonight. I honestly didn't know this stuff happened in real life.
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
and thanks for the yt bday wishes! 9 years old! Ooft.
June 10th 2016
@natalietran
Unfortunately the 17 hour long videos I make of my cat might not cut it but this sounds great if you have a short! twitter.com/MarkDuplass/st…
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
Come here, teapot, you sexy source of warmth
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
concerned that a lot of my fantasies would have right wing twitter accounts I'd block
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece always accepts food like she's just been proposed to with a gigantic diamond ring pic.twitter.com/Drjp229lF9
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I mean, she's pretty if you're in to that sort of cliche pretty twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
marry me twitter.com/ScottJCollette…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day my niece sends me a little video or audio clip saying she loves me. I never tell her I love her back bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @KKeneally : The Prime Minister’s ‘private meeting’ with the Great Barrier Reef Foundation, when he offered them $444m of public funding,…
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I just realised I'm an adult with money and can buy any outfit I want from one of Britney Spears's music video. 2016, you're gonna be great
July 19th 2016
@natalietran
I have an easy life because this has been the hardest thing I've done all day. Even had a tea break to think twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I'm one of the Labor voters who is convinced they're going to reverse their position on offshore processing soon, and…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't tell if my new ring insinuates it was a gift from dad, if I am a dad, or if I'm looking for a dad but dads hey pic.twitter.com/7NObEdraSN
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
You know how your parents are always saying ‘you work too hard’ and stuff? Me neither
March 17th 2018
@natalietran
Bought a staple gun and wood glue. Can now build you a house
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
and then my ovaries exploded pic.twitter.com/rnuekdGiM0
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Back in my day it cost money per sext
January 6th 2019
@natalietran
The reader of an audiobook I'm listening to is fucking *nailing* all the accents in this chapter. There are charact… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
There are few things I can say with certainty but one of them is that if a woman pulls her hair up in a bun in fron… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 23rd 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FJEdjWgxkd
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
No worries, order a salad. Make everyone else feel bad
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I have stared at this realestate photo for too long. Can realestate photos win Golden Globes? pic.twitter.com/7ZPNhNMj0a
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: Saying “you should dump them” when people tell me about their partner
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
this is great twitter.com/shelzhang/stat…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
You can also check out a few pictures from the trip, if you want, on the blog babyiknow.com/travel/our-tri… pic.twitter.com/d2TeSl0QbL
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TroyKinne : You may wanna dim your TV screens slight at 9pm, coz @natalietran is gonna light that shit up. She’s one of my favourite fun…
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
My desperation turns me off
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
There's no better moment than when my alarm gives up. It just gives up.
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Whenever I try to sound sexy by saying I’m not wearing any underwear it sounds more like a threat. A terrible, terrible, scary threat.
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
top twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
excellent news! twitter.com/abcnews/status…
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Today I told someone I was going to "catch some waves on the weekend" What lies did you tell?
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/yz2iWPAMxk
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
Now I remember why you stop wearing high heels once you trick someone into dating you.
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, @telltalegames . Chapter 1 WalkingDead 2 and I'm already so stressed I can't eat my calzone while playing. pic.twitter.com/r3BlqEOr2y
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
June 8th 2016
@natalietran
The majority of my life is spent looking at the clock to figure out when I need to put pants on
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I love when people suggest men of fighting age shouldn't be refugees. Think of anybody you love and wish them into a place of danger.
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MollyE007 : @natalietran My beautiful parents-in-law and my husband
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I love my dad. This is as complicated as our interactions get pic.twitter.com/284xn5Zks3
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nazeem_hussain : Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia. pic.twitter.com/1iu1Snyg0I
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Printer, nobody has this many problems. Just chill. Be positive.
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
Having someone ask to watch a movie with you and then having them not be available to watch it immediately at relea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Nice catch up with @ChrisNewport last night until I discovered he got a new phone. One minute it's all 'blackberry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 17th 2017
@natalietran
perfume ads are so relatable
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, laziness. I knew you'd come back to haunt me. pic.twitter.com/zSXGyIes3l
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
OK, @PeterDutton_MP theguardian.com/world/2018/apr…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
cheersing should be something you can sit out without judgement
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
My New Year's Eve party is going OFF pic.twitter.com/AihqtZH1us
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
my signature move is to tell someone I’ll email them a recipe for something and then not follow through
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
I was 103 twitter.com/PlinketyPlink/…
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
Oh awesome. A good news day
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Young girl at the bookstore called me ‘ma'am’ Cute. Enjoy the elasticity in your skin while it lasts, cupcake.
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
[Client comes and sits next to me at computer] Client: Actually, the info is on our website. Can you open it now?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
It only shows how weak somebody's argument is when they resort to personal attacks during an argument like 'your ti… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 16th 2019
@natalietran
The reason our government and media so successfully play on fear, racism, and hate is because we’re broken. Obvious… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
came across my chiropractor on a dating app and kind of want to swipe because I love the idea of him cracking my back for free
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Took twenty minutes of moving in tiny increments to get this close. Just let me touch you. Cats give no fucks. pic.twitter.com/oHxKAsIUFc
November 29th 2015
@natalietran
Doctor advised no sports for a few days. I want to play it safe though so no sports ever. Ever. Even in the past. pic.twitter.com/yf4KIpejzT
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
sext. Is this how it works?
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
I just want to live in your pocket
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry! I should add, if you're in a same sex relationship that also shares the white/asian dynamic in Sydney, I'd love to hear from you too
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I would rather go to jail than fill out a tax return
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if there's a Pixar movie from the perspective of indoor plants and how they're scared of being sent to my house because they'll die
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
Got three emails from different people today asking if I wanted to go see Celine Dion. Guess I'm that old now
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
can confirm if you eat a family block of dark chocolate, 3 ice blocks, and half a cake, you WILL have nightmares about dying in a desert
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : Australia needs to help this young woman urgently! Her life is in danger after denouncing Islam & fleeing forced marria…
January 31st 2019
@natalietran
A friend left his sunglasses in my car 2 weeks ago. Every day I walk past them in my hallway and panic because it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Peter Dutton does not deserve even the worst of adjectives to describe him as a person. Australia is a country full… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
All news about the latest health studies and developments confirm I’m going to die soon
December 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @RowanJones_ You love so unconditionally I often take it for granted and forget how rare that actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
I think I'm an evil King or something because I LOVE when they do these weird things at sporting events where they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
+ hope you're happy and well
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
some photos from a while ago pic.twitter.com/d2himR3kAl
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Is there a way to stop racists using the Australian flag? It's embarrassing and they should all be ashamed. gu.com/p/4ant9/stw
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @insightSBS : Victorian Premier @DanielAndrewsMP slams NSW Government over #GaybyBaby 'rubbish' bit.ly/1IiR1w6 #LGBTI http://t.co…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
must stop imagining friendships
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
haha just saw this shared and love it. Can't believe I hadn't seen this smoothness before. @HarryConnickJR throwing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Santa: It's almost that time of the year again Me: So? Santa: Have you been naughty or nice? Me: Pull up a chair. D… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sending you the treatment now. Be prepared. This will make your streaming service VERY popular twitter.com/NetflixANZ/sta…
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
people with conspiracy theories are wonderful
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Considering I don't have any children this is high concept and I'll consider it. twitter.com/LizzieDeerest/…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Wow. @RowanJones_ I can see that you haven't opened my texts on your phone. WOW
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
:( @JohnSafran just ignored my Strictly Ballroom gif. Listen to the rhythm, don't be scared
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm learning Internet lingo so here is og @johngreen pic.twitter.com/uTXfLp7ZkH
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
estimated income of two US household incomes on an episode of your WEB show and weeks to edit ONE episode and you don’t have the monetary
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
Freaking beautiful @gflipmusic youtube.com/watch?v=0CD0Dg…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Man I love period dramas. This woman is turning down marriage proposals like a machine.
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Just fucking let me touch you.
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheMurdochTimes : Human Rights Commissioner @GillianTriggs fights back against the Murdoch media/Abbott Govt smear machine http://t.co/y…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
me: I don’t need anyone in my life necklace clasp: WASSSUPPPPP
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
I'm worried all my Friday nights will be like this. At home, alone, in bed by 9pm because the idea of wearing anyth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
My dad hasn't phoned me to ask me what the Google painting app is yet so this week's off to a great start!
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, running late but new vid will be up later today pic.twitter.com/aXrD4Sh1nS
January 30th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah for sure it's what's inside that counts. That's why so many celebrities and rich people are with ugly nice people.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here's an "ad" sent to me by @AAMI FOR A CAR MY PARTNER OWNS (NOT ME) that looks EXACTLY like a bill. This is a poo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
A year 12 kid stood up for me on the train. I almost slapped his beautiful, young, needing to be made a man face.
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
I've never run a marathon but I have checked my voicemail
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Would also like to point out that since then many people asked me to speak to white women who are dating asian guys… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so excited to share my upcoming project with you guys! I've been work- just kidding. I'm about to watch a zac efron movie.
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Bring them here Town hall if you're in the area pic.twitter.com/CNXGX3S2iJ
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
No, you don't look up to me. I am young and hip and unpredictable. We are like best friends of the same age and everyone want to date us.
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Sure, tell me where the hotel gym is located. Why not
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ArifHRLC : Days after our Gov was found responsible for the preventable death of a 24yrs old refugee, on Manus a man with a broken leg i…
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
Today the only email I opened was a promotional one from my favourite Indian restaurant. That's work life balance.
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely feedback, guys. X
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
when your amazing friends make you hilariously awesome presents. Thanks @tim_dunlop pic.twitter.com/ZBoqB7gIvL
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
Would Hillary have fired you? I don't know. What do you think about not knowing. I. don't. know.
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has this and thought it would be fun if I had a go. Incorrect. It has ruined my day. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/qWUXrvsRAN
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Rhys is great! Go see his show twitter.com/rhysnicholson/…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adambspencer : This will be a cracking watch; New film @vitamaniamovie about the science of vitamins #vitamania: youtu.be/GpcUHAlBpnI
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
if you can't beat them, force them twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
I'm here for you. Except if you're sad. That's a bummer.
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
I didn’t choose the tracksuit life. The tracksuit life chose me
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
Why is this still a discussion? Change the date of Australia Day
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
what twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
x twitter.com/MarcFennell/st…
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
I think I'd throw really good super villain luncheons
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
There’s nothing more humbling than having to take your shirt off
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
Today someone asked me if I had a lighter and for some reason, I did. It felt VERY gangster.
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Looks like I'll need someone to re-enact f1 races for me from now on
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
come on, Australia twitter.com/ASRC1/status/1…
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RichardDawkins : Last night I had two dreams about an old colleague whom I’d never dreamed of before. I awoke to find that he had not di…
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
gah. What I would give to live in MI world. "Your mission, should you choose to accept i-" "Nah nah I'll just watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
No, you can't join. The only person who visits is the postman who tells me about outside people. We laugh and I cook him bread on my fire.
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
why do they keep cropping me out of photos? :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
A teenager with abs called me 'madam' pic.twitter.com/ir5FMLoX68
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
how is @nathanfielder this amazing?
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Unfortunately not in Sydney otherwise I'd be there! Aaron's great! twitter.com/aaronch3n/stat…
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Trying to scoop ice cream out of the container when my partner walks in and says, "That's the hardest I've seen you work all year"
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Freaking knitting books and their clickbait titles. I don't even know why this was suggested to me. Yes I do. pic.twitter.com/I7i8xlQmGL
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Voicemail: Come on, leave a crazy message Brain: Don’t do it Mouth: So I was just calling because- Brain: I’m out
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I would trade all of you for some biscuits to dunk in to my tea right now
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Relationship advice is usually pointless because nobody else can know the intricacy of what goes on in your relatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
The idea that any of us have any say in the rights of gay people is ridiculous. Fuck it all but enrol and help aec.gov.au/enrol/
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to put in your Usher cd and drive
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Owning a drone has really helped me feel even better at being bad at being cool
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : No food. No water. No safety. Refugees on Manus are about to be abandoned in danger: hrlc.org.au/news/2017/10/2…
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, I just really want to have a baby. And then have someone come and look after it most of the time. Maybe I just want to hold one.
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Netflix, who do you think is watching? It's me. It's always me.
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw a @quietplacemovie and from what I saw behind my fingers, it was great. Recommend you see this one at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/auyzRgKjGm
November 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Facebook photo of a sunset. Comment from parent underneath: Can you please let me know about your dad's birthday dinner??? Kids are mean
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
How big is the fine, Scott? I've got some savings and feel you're really limiting your potential. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know how to use makeup brushes but I know it's not the way I use them
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
yay! It's @russellcrowe 's birthday! Happy birthday! hoping nobody re-gifts you something from the auction
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RuthHRLC : Australia is one of the few countries on earth that continues to imprison primary school aged children. All Australian gove…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is waiting to go to your mum's home so someone can cook you proper food again
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
My Playstation 1 died and this may be dramatic to say, but I wish it had been someone I knew instead pic.twitter.com/8Ykqv1daFL
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
I could make any man cry with my inability to decide what to eat
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8d73nDbyox
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Again, if you're in other cities, you can check out locations here. @Drs4Refugees rallies today twitter.com/Drs4Refugees/s…
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Thanks to the @thefinebros for having me in another video and my heart grows even more for @veritasium in it youtube.com/watch?v=n-U2Ba…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
[comforting friend over their recent break up] Friend: I miss him. Me: I know, I’m sorry. Friend: I love him so mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2017
@natalietran
rosebud!; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !;: And all I did was buy furniture. Aim higher, nat. Aim higher.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I love all these kickstarters for new work backpacks. Guys, going to work sucks. The best backpack in the world ain't gonna fix that.
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
even better twitter.com/deanmv/status/…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @KBTXShel : Those in #HOUSTON trapped by rwater: Message is to NOT go to the attic but get on roof for help. Calling 911? Stay on line un…
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
Is it OK if you can't relate to any memes or quotes about friendship?
November 13th 2017
@natalietran
A stranger tried to help guide me while I reverse parked my car. I decided I would not trust his judgement but woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Mum : I got you more bananas Me : I haven't finished the ones you got me Mum : You will pic.twitter.com/OAUfDSVKFY
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite memories is from a trip to Egypt when someone offered to give a quick history recap. He then cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
you just have to believe twitter.com/KelseyKanavel/…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying to comments on my last video for the next hour if you hop on now *May type with two fingers
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Don't worry. The diary is obviously fake. Asian women are hot as fuck. Trust me. I can't stop touching myself. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw @MissSaigonUK . Too many feels. Was wonderful to finally get to see Tamsin on stage! pic.twitter.com/dJ39UJlgi3
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
come here, come cure me
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
what a fun and amazing day! Especially the part where @BethanyMota forced @davidblaine into the water for 10 minutes twitter.com/tyleroakley/st…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Getting ready for my hot date that's not with @mickyb273
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
... twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Then I'm a very unhappy person Happy people make their spouses healthier ti.me/2dtAIH7
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : Here’s my Birthday wish for today, Anzac Day. That Australians take a moment to learn about the challenges faced by Aust…
September 22nd 2015
@natalietran
whenever I scroll through different Fonts I feel like a King surveying his court jesters “Go on, impress me. Show me what you can do”
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Ok, 2017 diary, I promise that YOU will be the diary I don't abandon
November 11th 2016
@natalietran
Candles, hey? Fancy
May 28th 2015
@natalietran
Seeing U2 in concert! Behind who I am sure is the only guy in this stadium- no wait, any stadium, wearing a top hat pic.twitter.com/0ct5l9mpTO
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
If I could tell my younger self one thing it would be that one day while watching The Love Boat they'll say,"ANOTHER jewel thief?" out loud
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
That the majority of you say 'act like it never happened' makes me know we are one. It was a 2 year gap. I fucking love you.
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sad to be missing @mjhawley and @eg goodness and folk this year. Hope it's incredible as always. A luxurious treat… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
The feeling of finally getting around to listing stuff on ebay is like an orgasm's boring, adult, doesn't-go-out-on-a-friday-night cousin
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @TaghiniaAmir : Guys on Manus are digging well to find water. #Australia wake up. #Australia people are dying in your name. @PeterDutton_…
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I feel like I'm getting better at acting like I'm not terrified when someone's dog greets me at the door
February 25th 2016
@natalietran
There was something poetic about floating on my back in the leisure lane at the pool for an hour while fit people did laps around me
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrngunnawal : Well it finally decided to sing to me and now I’m singing to it by finishing this Cultural piece. pic.twitter.com/1mlZgxJ1VJ
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ABAOProductions : Actual footage of @TomCruise sneaking into people’s homes to turn off motion smoothing. pic.twitter.com/76YMUMhdps
June 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally packed my pyjamas for after gym. Will commit. Great idea. pic.twitter.com/IlzrYaxDd9
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
I never felt desperation to get concert tickets until my niece came along. Now I'm meeting people in alleyways paying double for The Wiggles
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought cults would be a bigger part of my life
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Pure bliss. @Vegemite on toast and had a lamington with tea. I've missed you, Australia
February 27th 2018
@natalietran
me: I think I'd like to start trying for children soon partner: oh no! our cat just vomited for the first time ever! me: *vomits everywhere*
November 16th 2018
@natalietran
cutie pic.twitter.com/XIvHj85QIU
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran you trying to keep up with me when we walk down the street twitter.com/HiriartP/statu…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
yes twitter.com/ClintFalin/sta…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
Family with kids born in Australia woken up and given ten minutes to pack before being taken to detention centre fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
How I learn about the internet pic.twitter.com/JpNGKVyz05
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
1. ... Astrid's were more expensive 2. How often do people actually buy jewellery for their partners? twitter.com/fmtoday/status…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine watching the fight and then thinking about how the same man has punched a mother in front of her children
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
To all Australians reading about the #MuslimBan don't forget about the camps we are currently putting people in. The camps where people die
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
Eeeeek!! New toy!! pic.twitter.com/O64roYDmbb
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Being great is exhausting
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
:( Did you make sure you emptied your Trash? You have to empty it or the space doesn't clear up #CensusFail twitter.com/ABSCensus/stat…
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, folks. A lot of that stuff is pvc leather and I'm trying to avoid that but cheers for the feedback!
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
mission impossible trailer out soon and snabba cash in that new netflix show. this is great indoor excitement
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the cruelty free festival for vegan gozleme, drove it home, got into pjs, and am watching Her with it. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I would like to order all the pasta please Waiter: what does that mean? Do you want to order a pa- Me: All. The. Pasta
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hairdresser: What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Nothing, ok? Every time nothing
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
5 yo niece tried to show me how she could do a push-up. Thankfully I was around to tell her she wasn't doing it pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Nobody should be sending you abuse, @s_deery It's a shame you suggested you heard what the frustration was and then… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is when someone calls me up/emails thinking I'm this Natalie Tran. "Are you after the go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
meals are just an excuse for a side of fries
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
look at this guy twitter.com/TheAspenTimes/…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
been listening to @rexorangecounty 's Loving Is Easy youtube.com/watch?v=I8D_Ya…
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
That's a depressing nickname, Francis pic.twitter.com/in37yTQu8j
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
Romantically, the idea of someone walking you home is nice. What happens after though? You move home so nobody know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
John Wick needs to sit down, take a deep breath, and have a cup of tea.
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
In the time Steven Avery was in prison, he had more girlfriends than most people I know
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
my friends are troopers pic.twitter.com/1F6SQ8BuRd
July 9th 2017
@natalietran
She stood in the cafe surrounded by couples and groups of friends. "Takeaway churros for one!" She grabbed the bag and hobbled away.
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had to tell a toddler point blank she was too heavy to carry everywhere. She gave no fucks. I carried her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @BenjaminJS : Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. https://t.co/hsd…
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
thanks, guys. I thought snapchat was a video ghost used to sext but cool pic.twitter.com/mO13g9lX3L
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who pick salad instead of hot chips
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
Opened the door to a sexy limited edition 20th anniversary ps4 from @PlayStationAU ! Had to take a family portrait pic.twitter.com/a3MzGd3CNw
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
Visit Beach Once = Sand Forever New Vid! >> youtu.be/2XS5Yj-lohk << Things get dramatic pic.twitter.com/ppLydAaDkc
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
As it stands, sunglasses look cooler on babies and animals than they do on human adults... why is that? Welcome to my TED talk.
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Unspoken rule. When mum goes out for dinner, I drive to home and bring dad McDonalds. Then we hide all evidence.
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I have the enthusiasm of a woman who wears hoop earrings
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
manipulative people in powerful positions are terrifying
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love seeing the ads Facebook serves me. Son, I google things wayyyy beyond my paygrade but sure, keep serving.
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
cool cool cool cool cool twitter.com/smh/status/882…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to post your vote! pic.twitter.com/B8y45BrTGQ
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how many other unhappy people are checking their local supermarket's opening times online right now
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
If my niece keeps asking me the definition of words, we're both going to realise how stupid I am pretty quickly
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, yes, I understand it's a safety thing but it's not illegal and I don't think people should believe that. Food wastage is not good
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I had no idea 'daggy dad' was a synonym for 'cowardly person who locks people up in offshore detention centres, inc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Flash Player: Nothing in my life is up to date. Please, just stop bullying me.
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
[conversation with 5yo niece] niece: Bring beads next visit me: Ok niece: I’m not joking me: Would have been a bad… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rub the on-screen chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone all over my body
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : The 5th anniversary of the Australian government depositing people in misery & suffering on isolated Pacific islands at…
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
and I am a goddamn star. Once I got free movie tickets from a subscriber and had to run away before his manager came. Suck on that.
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Just watched an episode of Extreme Couponing. America, just based off your couponing system, you're fucked. You're all fucked.
December 19th 2014
@natalietran
RT @Tammy__Chan : That moment when @natalietran appears in the new pokemon game. pic.twitter.com/BuZrh9KFgF
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ScreenAustralia : Applications close on Thursday for our new Skip Ahead film and TV development workshop - Get 'em in! https://t.co/yG5L…
March 24th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got around to seeing Annihilation yesterday. It was terrifying. Imagine painting over a dark wall without d… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
People who exercise in their lunch breaks need less to live for
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
People are so quick to judge. Oh I’m sorry, just because I’m looking at the first photo you ever posted on Instagram at 3am I'm weird?
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
This headline has a bigger twist than The Sixth Sense twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you say the right things to them they are pic.twitter.com/RnECxfsTGV
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in New York and all I can think about is how many wig shops there are everywhere. Very excited.
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I own a handful of very ambitious underwear that will never reach their full potential
July 6th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTubeHits : We have @natalietran on the show tonight!!! We're asking about that awkward time she met @shanedawson ^_^ http://t.co/5vHN…
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
thank fuck for headlines like these twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
Taking online tests to tell you about yourself tells me a lot about you too
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I hope the characters of @MadMen_AMC think about me as much as I think about them
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
haha OK. You think I’m insecure? Right. OK. Why? Why would an insecure person ask you if you were talking about them 50 times in a row? Why?
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Neighbour just screamed "NEW SONG" I think they want me to stop playing the same song on repeat? It's only been 8 hours. Calm down.
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
#firstsevenjobs normal person cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
I was on a train once when a guy started masturbating to me. At first I was scared but then got angry and when stop… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
my nutritional intake is like that of an unsupervised child
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @AdrianneHRLC : Anti-democratic laws being rushed through by @DanielAndrewsMP will impact the rights and freedoms of all Victorians. Nobo…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Currently have three children’s birthday parties on the same day. I feel like I'm in The Great Gatsby. Minus, you know, everything.
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
It's @veritasium ! <3 twitter.com/Sydney_Science…
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
She died happily in a bath of tea
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
As you get older, dating criteria becomes: doesn't kill other people. That's it.
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'd stop listening to the voices in my head if they didn't have such goddamn interesting stuff to say
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
I look like your child " @stuckonfknyou : YAY I FINALLY GOT TO MEET @NATALIETRAN AGAIN AFTER FOUR YEARS, ❤️ pic.twitter.com/QcT5rVIdKh"
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait to see it! twitter.com/davidfarrier/s…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have received many requests to bring back shows including Art Attack! The Ferals, Round The Twist, as well as poach… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
These are my ‘there’s someone at the door’ pants
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
went to MIP once and ended up meeting someone who I really admired and we hung out. Strange night. Ended with me cr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
adding "won my tipping comp" to my linkedin now
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
watched a video today where a photographer was showing how he touched up his photos. He hovered his mouse over the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/pyfwCJk73E
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
At some point humans cared more about other humans than convenience, right? twitter.com/verge/status/1…
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/hKxb4HfMbv
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : We have certainly encountered a puzzling conundrum with @natalietran #YTFF goo.gl/Ey0mjU pic.twitter.com/8yAgIS2z43
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
I am as overwhelming as someone who goes to zumba
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If your partner always leaves you the crusts of bread, does that mean they don't love you? pic.twitter.com/e2Q4Kng25Y
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
Watched Mad Max Fury Road. Summary: kidnap 1 Victoria's Secret Angel and 4 Seafolly models and the world loses its shit.
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
On one hand, I'm thrilled to be eligible for my free 10th meal. On the other hand, I just started eating here last week
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
can't stop listening to this pic.twitter.com/GWzqnTCXgO
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Today's the last day to request a new marriage equality ballot if yours is lost or damaged. Takes 2 mins. Pls make sure your…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
whoever says ‘anything is possible’ hasn’t tried entering and leaving Bunnings in under 5 minutes
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
As much as I HATE the idea of voting in this, I want our govt to know it's time to stop this homophobic bullshit aec.gov.au/enrol/
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I can't stop thinking about Sylvanian Families. I used to dream about them when I was a kid youtube.com/watch?v=8tVG8s…… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
have been so in to Ancient Egypt lately and keep trying to steer conversation towards it to no avail. friend: Can y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
you ask for one simple thing pic.twitter.com/WjMWvosftG
August 21st 2018
@natalietran
Nice try, email scam. I don't have 4 friends pic.twitter.com/qYpbIeJKES
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @elliottdesai : i got added to a group message that's 75% strangers & i just watch them hang out every day pic.twitter.com/AAA325zD7u
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/77Msj8bDWM
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
4yo niece: Your shirt is too small! Me: That’s the style. See, here are pictures niece: Oh! You don’t look like that. Me: :(
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
Sophia is your friend's girlfriend who hates being near you. youtube.com/watch?v=dMrX08…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @samtwyfordmoore : It's been a privilege, to say the least, to have been given the opportunity to listen so closely to the audio work of…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve always had this gut feeling that I’d look really good on the arm of a billionaire
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << pic.twitter.com/B7y66ftTD0
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
Well if you don’t want to hear about someone eating expired crackers while Facebook stalking their partner’s ex, don’t ask me what's been up
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Facebook Memories, my life is lame and was lame five years ago too.
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
It confounds me that people think it's appropriate to be so late to appointments. It's entirely rude. I always make… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @furioushorses : This drawing from a Heimlich Manoeuvre how-to contains more complex emotion than nearly every novel https://t.co/jHWWjLp…
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
The air is full of spices <3 pic.twitter.com/8OdOP1mmW4
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring pic.twitter.com/yB175tceOa
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
personally I think he's forgoing a lot of role play potential but if you're going to @russellcrowe 's auction and co… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
We may not be on this earth for a reason but today I woke up knowing I was going to smash a donut
March 14th 2016
@natalietran
90% of any time I spend overseas is spent figuring out how to turn taps on
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
It’s ok, I’ll sit out the cheers. It’s never been worth finding a glass. Never
October 12th 2017
@natalietran
I could be friends with anyone else sitting in a carpark eating food from drive thru
November 24th 2016
@natalietran
how fucking good are mangoes
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
Well I guess when I watch shows and movies I now care about the parents storyline. Great
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Will be at the sydney march tomorrow, hope to see you there! Here's where they are around aus theguardian.com/australia-news…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
text exchange with best friend while planning a trip pic.twitter.com/Bs5qzUdK1T
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Just realised I'm turning 31 this year. Things are not looking good for my become a 30 Under 30 person dream.
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
oh ok. When Ewan McGregor sits next to a bear in a field and talks to it about their colour coordinating tops, it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Introducing my friend to tea. This is a brew-tea-ful moment pic.twitter.com/oLldOct6qU
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I like that if the world were taken over by zombies maybe a quarter of my friends would know what to do. All of us… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps it's my circle of friends but I always have complete confidence on a Friday afternoon that everyone will probably be free tonight
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
That low point of the film but when the protagonist eats ice-cream out of the tub and cries… that's what I call "a normal Monday", Hollywood
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
currently listening to music a much more attractive person would listen to while they get ready to go out
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Usher’s song Love in This Club has the lyrics: You ever made love to a thug In the club with his sights on '87 jea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
.... and how much for an adult's party, Scott? Digging it. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do birds suddenly appear every time chips are near? Just like me they long to be close to youuuuu pic.twitter.com/vgdiynii6M
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
My heart is with those in Sweden #staysafe pic.twitter.com/3rWeM1TGbT
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How outrageously wonderful is music? There are songs I wish would just come alive and devour me.
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
email from mum, text from dad pic.twitter.com/tMUTWF3LKc
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
a photo from last week at monterey aquarium pic.twitter.com/hVHXkTFjFG
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
cause I'm lazy as fuck twitter.com/gentiIes/statu…
May 18th 2015
@natalietran
ordering @Vegemite online at 2am because I'm that upset I forgot to pack it
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
person: Are you crying? me: No tears: ... so are we staying or are we not staying? What the fuck is going on?
September 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Scott Morrison is PM for a week and ▪️agreed bisexuals make his “skin curl”, ▪️announced conversion therapy is legal and no…
February 10th 2018
@natalietran
everyone should get a Jim Halpert
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
[saying goodbye to a friend] friend: It was so lovely seeing you! See you soon! me: Please don’t leave me alone wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Today I waited in line for a cupcake and hated the person I had let myself become
October 1st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see people with brand new white shoes on I want to yell, "Yeah go on, act like you own the place. Smug bastard"
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, you see how loud and angry the American public is over their treatment of refugees? Imagine when they he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 21st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I make my bed I feel like I've eaten a healthy breakfast, done some yoga, and invented stuff
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Too many times in a day do I have to resort to an online tutorial where some 7 year old kid shows me how to use a computer
January 14th 2016
@natalietran
RT @abcnews : STORY: Bomb blasts reported near #Jakarta mall ab.co/1TWICGP
December 26th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what a threesome feels like? Because it feels good pic.twitter.com/mOycWbE4Rb
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
It makes me uncomfortable if you were born in the 90s
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
everyone on twitter is going to hell so we might as well get to know each other
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Finally watched Slow West and loved it pic.twitter.com/30VMNC0eRc
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Filming a vid for tomorrow. It's actually last year's xmas script. Are people are still talking about oscar selfies? pic.twitter.com/kqCJBBMVUP
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever a friend tweets about sex or drugs I have to dm them for clarification because it utterly shatters my worl… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Partner had never seen Grease so we watched it together. He almost ruined it by continually asking if they were mea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 11th 2016
@natalietran
If only Australians were as passionate about other issues like we are about drinking curfews
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
you never want a donut when it's practical
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Please stop mansplaining Blade Runner to me. I understand what a scifi is. I know that they're creating a dystopia where Asia is a force...
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*intermission of happiness in your feed* Marinate for a while in the thought that humans are made of stardust
November 28th 2015
@natalietran
Just texted my sister "Hey. Did we buy tickets to @taylorswift13 for tonight?" "That was four years ago." "Missed it then." "Yes."
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah look it was a gamble to tweet about pencils. You can't say I'm not brave
November 1st 2018
@natalietran
that @DanielHRLC twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
ugh can't believe I got cropped out of this shot :( :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
tried to do the sneaky late follow back on instagram but @TroyKinne noticed... after I noticed how often he hinted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Greens leader Richard Di Natale: "The reality is this 'it's OK to be white' slogan has got a long history in the white su…
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Let's lie in bed and listen to this audiobook together. They're about to hook up. I'm excited.
February 6th 2015
@natalietran
Midnight macarons in Paris. In my onesie. With no makeup. Because that's how real people eat their… instagram.com/p/yvMWnhJxZQ/
January 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sleemol : Just about everyone knows this iconic photo of @FredHollows - but perhaps not the story behind it. news.com.au/lifestyle/real…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
You can do better. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't even come outside and ask who you were and why you were always following him home.
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
tipped Hamilton and Vettel and Merc this weekend for fantasy f1. Getting excited!
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
tickets for shawn mendes concert had this little 'gentle reminder' As someone who frequently skims things and rock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
countries. Free delivery in a lot of metro cities in Aus, twice as many sheets so roughly the same. Why not? sumo.ly/7NE5
August 19th 2016
@natalietran
Client insisted on walking me to my car. Saw I parked too close to wall. Watched me climb in through passenger seat. Didn't fire me. Legend.
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
too wonderful to get to meet some of you at @YouTubeFanFest ! Thanks so much for coming and to @Jenna_Marbles and @ConnorFranta for our seg x
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for twitter. Before twitter I was just an angry person with bad jokes to share.
January 24th 2018
@natalietran
oh my my my!
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Personally, I think humble pie actually tastes ok after a few bites. Always trust the people who truly love you ove… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @ThelmaIlianaM : @natalietran it's gonna be a good month! pic.twitter.com/Jl54ToI6RS
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so sick of getting standing ovations
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Got a walkie talkie! Over Look, you can do awkward pauses on this too. Over *pause* Over pic.twitter.com/UImQSmFZbA
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm watching Elvis Impersonator videos tonight. Cool cool
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I must have had a lot of work to avoid today because I've been on Twitter more than usual
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hey! It's almost the end of the financial year so a wonderful time to get in those last minute donations! The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
Just filming some last bits then editing then aussie upload times so new vid up later this afternoon!
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
sorry store is paused for an hour!
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love the attitude of my hormonal self- She's a bitch who just wants sex and then be carried to the sofa to watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
We are all guilty of putting a lot of pressure on hammocks to turn our moods around and you know what? They live up… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for Wonder Woman. Before her I didn't have a super good looking, fit, multilingual, woman who can braid her own hair to look up to
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I love chatting with my dad. We get each other pic.twitter.com/X9Yav7mg98
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
The basketball team I follow ( @SydneyKings ) has always had a lion mascot. Now, suddenly, he started brining his KID… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KieraGorden : Oh my goodness, this story about the 10yo on Nauru is absolutely and utterly heartbreaking. Peter Dutton is a f**king MONS…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
How did I only just learn about the letters between Hemingway and Marlene Dietrich? They should be the guide to all… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
That was amazing. The tears, the sexual tension, the overall blackness and inability to stream. 10/10 said they would stream again.
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
shit. My tailor told me this was a one of a kind outfit when I bought it. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Video stores make me so incredibly happy. Here, new releases, take all my money. Weeklies, you know you have my hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Dallas Buyers Club judgment: Internet providers must hand over customer details, court rules mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-0… via @abcnews
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! How Daylight Saving Should Be > youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E < Because time travel should be more fun than sleep pic.twitter.com/cdCrNQjpZf
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Wow, how crazy is the US! Imagine having a government so racist, homophobic, and inhumane. Oh wait....
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
Teenage me watched the bbc pride and prejudice on repeat, ate kilos of chocolate, and researched acne cream. Adult me does this also.
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
... twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
November 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know hearing about other people's dreams is usually boring but last night I had a dream about going to different… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the feedback! I've talked to dentists and have to get traditional ones. "can I get the invisi-" "no" "...lign" "no"
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
every day a doctor doesn’t diagnose me with scurvy is a win
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many apologies. A bit behind with work so decided to spend time watching Family Ties. Will still be putting up a video this week though!
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
surprisingly easy to pretend you've seen latest star wars. "have you seen the latest star wars?" "why not"
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
The secret to being an adult: Everything has cumin in it
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Apologies for awkward question but does anybody here have a wireless mechanical keyboard that they recommend?
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It has been seven years and the cat still hates me
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has been asking to pick my profile pictures lately. She picks them from my instagram and she just asked me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
writing something. Do you find it weird to read about video calls in books? If you read about twitter etc. in a sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: Who’s going to drive while we’re in LA? I’ve never driven there before. Me: Don’t worry. I’ve driven there… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Remember being a kid and *not* wanting to take a nap? What kind off buffoonery was that?
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
How do I make this my OOO email signature? pic.twitter.com/veeuRS3eSu
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
I never thought I'd grow up to regret hearing people say,"Nat was in a band" Because we were hardcore And people would know our sick jams
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really jump up and down on beds? I've tried. It's not that fun. 2/10
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Asked my niece for a slice of her apple. She licked it to claim ownership. Kid, if you think a lick is going to st… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
being depressed is the best I've felt in years
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
The emails I'm getting from my parents lately are really upsetting me because they're the kind of emails you send t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I keep thinking the 90s was ten years ago. Scrap what I just wrote. I'm scared of all young people
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
bananas are the sweatpants of fruit
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking adore when you look at a painting and it reaches out and opens you in the chest. Bottle up that feeling.
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Had a dream I had to hide a murder weapon for someone and even in my dream my upper body strength was too weak to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Just so bummed about this comment as a fan. It’s comparing professionally produced content to user generated content and then calling the
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
projectile vomit everywhere twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Very into @Daniel_Sloss Would selflessly die at the end of a relationship with him.
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenGalea : @natalietran Here's a photo of me and my family :) My grandparents and their children came out by boat in the 70's #boatpeopl…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I know I have a poor taste palate because some medicine tastes pretty good
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
If you don't want to have Indian for dinner then maybe we should just stop this now before feelings get involved
October 6th 2016
@natalietran
My sister gave me a sticker book as a joke. My niece asked to use some. I said sure. Then I went home and peeled them off and put them back.
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous person gorgeous calendar. Can't wait! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
my sister started a poll in our family chat re who is the sexiest member of our family. I like that mum is pretendi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I can't believe it's only Tuesday. It feels like be made love to and then taken out to high tea day.
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Play an annual baseball game with friends and made these hats for one of the teams. I wear the hat out sometimes an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Great poker face pic.twitter.com/PNGbgkMagN
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
Tried pilates yesterday. After I almost vomited the instructor said, "Great, that's the warm up. Let's move on to the real stuff."
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know you said leave you alone but on the off chance you see this; love and care do mean something. They’re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Cargo pants really convinced me they were going to be hip forever.
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who don't like cake
July 30th 2015
@natalietran
Enjoyed the openness of @jodiefox 's new vid on work life balance youtu.be/OjnjUJwOqrc This year I committed to family time so feel this x
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
It's such a lie when people ask me what we did on the weekend and I reply, "not much " pic.twitter.com/dqEuh2iQcJ
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to track down the person who sold my mum the dress she just gave me and I'm going to tiger uppercut them.
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
♥️♥️♥️ look at those cuties twitter.com/thetomska/stat…
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
I just want a simple life surrounded by lovers who adore me and find me hilarious.
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
Made this card for mum's bday. That night she emails: But you should try exercise. You're not fat. Soft. pic.twitter.com/zhHUotdke8
May 24th 2015
@natalietran
I want to warn you- when you grow up, photo booths at weddings become one of the most exciting things your friends have ever seen
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
holy sexy picture twitter.com/BenMendelsohn_…
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @tim_dunlop ! Tim is all sorts of wonderful with a little extra on top. One day we will reopen Old… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
My niece asked me if I was sad lately and if that was why I kept coming over. I smiled, hugged, her, and then gave… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
man, really need to fire my joke writer
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually like to judge people on their racist, fear mongering, damaging publicity stunts, but Pauline Hanson is an arse clown.
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, hand. You use to be able to write legibly. I saw you do it once!
April 15th 2016
@natalietran
I'd be a terrible mother. I buy one new sweater and it's all I wear for the next month. All my other sweaters are dead to me.
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Look at you under this pretty sky pic.twitter.com/rtvmPIudrD
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
I love watching teams of friends compete on reality tv. Since my chess app on facebook isn't working out I'd like t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
still filming but should be a new vid out later today! pic.twitter.com/E175cBJtFe
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
can't wait to bootleg it! twitter.com/Julz149/status…
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
person: what makes you happy? me: the opposite of these kind of conversations
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
<3 @RowanJones_ and our nieces having some fun pic.twitter.com/Wt83QiDUn8
November 22nd 2017
@natalietran
purple hair! This will solve all my internal problems! pic.twitter.com/4zRZx1ipNU
July 5th 2016
@natalietran
So heartbreakingly awful and an example of how desperate most people are when they make that journey twitter.com/smh/status/750…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Where do you put ‘not leaving the house until neighbours are gone’ on your cv?
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
Happy birthday to one of my favourite people, @mjhawley x pic.twitter.com/Zc3w3c6ofh
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Bye! I'm Vegan! @HungryJacksAU #ad #theycutoutthenudescenebutwhatevs pic.twitter.com/WWOtOVGCjB
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
It would be boring if you didn't always go to the wrong escalator first
July 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Going to destroy some cake today. Woke up to this awesome swag too. Thanks @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/XzOJ0L3Gyi
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @r1chardeldridge : @natalietran Why didn’t you invite them over for noodles? That was very selfish of you to flaunt your great wealth and…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
missing having @bennyfine and @rafifine close x pic.twitter.com/nUeDfHBaZj
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
fuck, this guy is great twitter.com/oypoolboy/stat…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: You know what? I might have a wine tonight friend: You have a whine every night me: *laughs for two hours* friend: I regret everything
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
because I'm very punctual every Wednesday pic.twitter.com/j32UYLIcAW
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
. @RowanJones_ and I have been packing tiny tokens of thanks for some of you coming today! Can't wait to meetyou x pic.twitter.com/ordeiSp9Xg
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Just got a photo of my sister and brother in law wearing my shirts! Heart feelings! Best! X
July 19th 2017
@natalietran
Hugs from your best friend always feel the best. Sorry, I mean crying yourself to sleep feels the best. No, wait, I mean the worst.
February 16th 2018
@natalietran
sorry to the lovely girl I just met! I had my sunglasses on at night because I forgot my normal glasses and they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Today mum told me, "Sometimes I don't want to brush my hair or wash my face either... but I do. I do."
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
[brain, thinking in a rational manner] Brain: ok, you have two options. One option is to face the consequences of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
well done twitter.com/bechillcomedia…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
sick to death of celebrities using twitter to get octopuses named after them at their local aquarium twitter.com/Sethrogen/stat…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't think without religion there's no evil. I'm not an idiot. To not acknowledge it as a contributing factor or excuse is ridiculous.
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Actual dilemma: Wanting to hire costumes that cost more than the video will make
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
sorry I'm late, I really didn't want to come.
January 24th 2019
@natalietran
Love it. @doddleoddle hid sung lyrics to a song in her videos, in the correct key and all. She's completed the song… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 17th 2017
@natalietran
It’s exhausting being an everyday hero
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
aw, this actually makes me really happy. I spend a horrid amount of time wondering if these things are noticed twitter.com/markkaanthony/…
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
A vid I made with @CommBank about mateship for Aussie of The Year Awards #sponsored #butimstilljennyfromtheblock youtu.be/7FeoyvBelr0
December 12th 2014
@natalietran
Store open again! babyiknow.com Apologies but I'm bound to stuff things up at LEAST once* *once means more pic.twitter.com/rp0kkEyeiC
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
In constant fear the doctor will tell me I have scurvy
January 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Shouting my new mate Nesta a kebab because kebabs rock and so does Nesta ( and his lovely gf ) #OneLessStranger pic.twitter.com/yP9E8rCysm
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Let's make a baby
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
writing a video to film tomorrow and I'm so excited! How long has it been? A week? Multiplied by 10?
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @ctek47 : @natalietran No love conundrums this Christmas because my partner got me this shirt! New outfit fist pump! http://t.co/33YVuxwf…
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
One day I plan on hitting that "end" key on my keyboard. One day. When I know what it does.
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
This is the most badass power move I have EVER seen in a movie. Ever. pic.twitter.com/1nZurkFMvX
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
yay @doddleoddle 's new music video, Human! youtu.be/T60XUVrnYt4
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
I grocery shop like I have a very hungry, hormonal teenage son at home
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Wearing Ao dai...s? Ao dais? What's the plural? pic.twitter.com/podQDWeHsw
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Broelman : BREAKING: NSW premier to announce winning Lotto numbers to be lit up on #SydneyOperaHouse and supplementary numbers on Fort D…
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SalwaBarmaky : Medical student say we care. #detentionharmshealth please share to bring them here!! @Kon__K @drstewart_MSF @natalietran …
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
At some point in the future I’ll remember that fork in the road where I chose not to learn what bitcoin was and how… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Any interior architects in Sydney on my list? Any billionaires who need friends? Any artists who need a muse? But the first one
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the vain question but I was thinking of getting braces. Have any adults here had them? Will the boys at school make fun of me?
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << pic.twitter.com/lZaMCoioiA
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nswpolice : Police appeal to locate missing boy - Cabramatta police.nsw.gov.au/news/news_arti… pic.twitter.com/pvsnTh5Cne
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi world. Please forward message that I too could also use some company. Thanks in advance. twitter.com/NoahCentUpdate…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Trying to start exercising again. So sore. Can't move without swearing. On the plus side though, really excited to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
*THIS* is the bad place twitter.com/abcnews/status…
March 11th 2019
@natalietran
not sure how you define 'successful' but I'm contemplating applying for a job as an influencer's video editor becau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Don't know if anyone's interested but this is exciting. An online @masterclass with Werner Herzog masterclass.com/classes/werner…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
Yes please. More celebrities in your government
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hey there, homeslice. I think you're marvellous. All sorts of great. Have a glorious day.
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VP : All marriages at their root are about love. In America, our laws now recognize that simple truth. #LoveWins today & we couldn't be …
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'm just saying, it sounds like he does have ulterior motives pic.twitter.com/v8VixzYGnz
August 26th 2014
@natalietran
There is an endless list of terrible things I would rather do than listen to someone tell me about my tax
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/miqJXUHQGU
August 11th 2017
@natalietran
My personal advice for being in a healthy relationship is to bring up old things that really bother you in unrelated fights.
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
urban dictionary is becoming the 14 year old daughter I have to turn to and ask, "WHAT ARE THE YOUNG FOLK SAYING ON THE INTERNET?"
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
<3 <3 youtube.com/watch?v=7ndFzX… via @djang90 and @raychenviolin
November 27th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'm going to figure out how to double side print things without mistakes. Then the world IS MINE
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Here’s 6 people who’ve come out calling for #KidsOffNauru that I want you to call to thank. Critical as at tipping point Thank…
February 10th 2016
@natalietran
I saw a dog wearing a diamond studded collar being carried down the street while its owner hand fed it cake. I don't care if aliens invade.
July 5th 2017
@natalietran
Love yourself. Forgive yourself. Nobody else will because you’re gross.
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through my donation and you can too! Well done to the amazing team and all their helpers at @ASRC1 … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
People get so freaked out when you kiss them with your eyes open, especially when they don't know you.
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
doctor: When was the last time you exercised? me: That's not something I think I can answer in an open setting
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Mum brought mangoes over in this bag a few weeks ago. Makes sense pic.twitter.com/KRiPXDn9SQ
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
RT @SaveMaiDuong : @natalietran PLEASE RT!!! Mai Duong looking for vietnamese donors to save her life. A Tragic Stem Cell Story: http://t.co…
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
One of my friends told me his relationship had one big rule - If you ever see your first love, you have to run away. How great is first love
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
yayyy twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
This story... Nick minding the closed Olympia Milk Bar stocked with empty cans... reads like a character from a boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Most of my day involves feeling myself for stray food crumbs
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
A nice knit is the miniskirt of mens apparel
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
People get so weird when you hold their baby and sob hysterically?
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
this is just great @cellobeat @JacobSzekely . Swoon youtu.be/UhuGhMQycVc
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
"Do you want a receipt?" "Yes please. I'd also like to find it at the most random of times and not be able to find it when I need it."
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I think I could be alone but then I get stuck trying to get out of a dress for half an hour
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
everyone at the agency is sick of 007 and his antics twitter.com/Mantia/status/…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
Justin Trudeau is that friend your partner will eventually leave you for. You suspect Justin's secretly evil. He must be.
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw << This week's vid in case you missed it yesterday :)
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @HughdeKretser : If you haven’t already, please donate to help us reach our target for our Change This Appeal. hrlc.secure.force.com Hu…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
think of you at day dream of you at night
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
My boyfriend is real. He goes to school at the Bowling Green Massacre
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
I really thought I would have been caught in a broken elevator with a handsome billionaire by now
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
omg I love how political Jude Law is getting these days #blessed twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
concerns of a lot of people creating user generated content on youtube, it’s incredibly ugly to call what they make garbage.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RitaPanahi : Meanwhile, in Australia... pic.twitter.com/Pb3Dg5QBy2
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrMichaelLucas…
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
Dad's turning 76 so today we enjoyed some breakfast and Beethoven, just the two of us. He asked me if I remembered… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
I really hope that @Spotify have a profile on me that reads something like: Psychopathic. One song on repeat for 10 days
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just had a lovely tea with @mickyb273 and wanted to share that he's a good egg
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
Rallies on or about Sat 27th August. I'll be at the Sydney one, hope to see you there! twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
7.30pm on a Friday night. I'm going to make a cup of tea, get some biscuits, sit in bed alone, and have a fucking ball.
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
I had a dream last night where I purposefully moved into the dark to trick a man into thinking I looked better. IN MY DREAM.
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
It must be awful, being white twitter.com/workmanalice/s…
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
I've been ill the past week so today I ordered myself some cupcakes with a 'Get Well' card. And you know what, I was touched. Really touched
July 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sad to be missing @vidcon and all the amazing premieres happening there. It'll be my bday though so pretend that's why you're all there!
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the sms about your sale on cat food, local pet store. You made this girl look popular tonight. That's ri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
come on, pencil skirt, I’m really counting on you to turn things around for me.
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the biggest barrier to my becoming an entrepreneur is that I have to google how to spell it
January 17th 2017
@natalietran
I feel so sick but all I’ve eaten today is ice cream
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
May 29th 2016
@natalietran
So I cooked a recipe from @chrissyteigen 's cookbook. Can't wait to look like her soon. That's how this works, right?
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
I often browse random websites and think "I can't believe I get paid for this!" and then I remember that I don't and I go back to work
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << This week's vid if you missed it :)
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine cooking pasta and knowing how much pasta is the right amount of pasta to cook.
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
I've just donated to the #RedShieldAppeal. If you want to help, donate now. salvationarmy.org.au/donate kmart.com.au/wishingtree
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
So jealous of everyone at @vidcon I wish crowds of people didn't scare me. Hope you're having a wonderful time doing that IRL thing!
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, decorative pillows just don't want you to share the bed with them
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
I want to be @Racheldoesstuff more than I want to be Ethan Hunt pic.twitter.com/bekRNzE2FI
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
you're not friends with a woman until you've listened to her talk about getting a fringe/bangs
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
15% of today was spent hoping people didn't notice my glasses were fogged
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
Let's do what Mary and Joseph did Without the kid
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I was pretty annoyed at the sexism in GTA. Then I went to see if I could go to Sephora pic.twitter.com/956FKWT7Pl
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is definitely how to get me to commit to things. hahaha I have no idea what any of your tweets mean. can't wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was at the airport checking my gate when a man came up and said "look at you, standing here all by you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
greetings! I'll be replying to comments as much as I can on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're around youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Teenager: If you could go back in time and tell the teenage you one thing what would it be? Me: Don’t waste time be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
favourite sports tweet? twitter.com/thehistoryguy/…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Nash is my best friend " @nashedgerton : @natalietran @GreatDebates69 @helytimes @DaveKingThing I knew it."
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Netherfield park is let at last twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
get out of here @NASA @HUBBLE_space pic.twitter.com/oFhfl2ploN
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, that's annoying. I don't know why I wrote 'stay tuned' you get what I meant. It would be nice if you joined. I'll stop
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
Is it worth finding locations used in the BBC Pride and Prejudice and pretending to be Elizabeth? I've been told I get to pick the itinerary
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Let's eat junk food and watch movies together until they find us, eaten by wolves.
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
pancakes
March 20th 2015
@natalietran
How To *correctly* Cross When A Car Stops For You 》 youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 《 new vid incase you missed it.
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Apologies. Meant to link the article, not just the picture of the protest. Impossible to listen to this and not be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
getting older is being horny but also being too tired to do anything about it
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
Picked up to reread a few days ago. Just finished. Some @alaindebotton is always good pic.twitter.com/GlEyD90m43
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
If you find someone calling out racism (intended or not) as wholly absurd or overly sensitive, maybe... just maybe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
I can't speak for others but I'm right
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Oh man that start to the race. Come on!
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Borders are imaginary lines created by humans. Don’t let cruelness fool you into thinking such manmade constructs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
IKEA : The original escape room
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
mum: Are you scared if you make videos again that people will have forgotten you? me: So I just came over to say hi...
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
How to be the opposition while being the same. What an abhorrent way to try to appeal to the worst. pic.twitter.com/qjzx6IDvZy
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
favourite poem?
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
I think I'm ready to have a kid. I'm in my 30s, ridiculously in love, crippled by self doubt, paranoid, and worried it will cramp by tv time
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Cat lady level up pic.twitter.com/m0LWjvbsZU
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
"Going through a breakup?" "Nope. This is just what I eat."
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
My sister used to play piano and this is her daughter sitting at the same piano with me. I was trying to play her a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
75% of my evenings is spent trying to find the tv remote
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Previous to this ad, this had always been a song I had wanted someone to sing to me before we fucked. Now I don't k… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hello. We love this amazing soul and are two of her biggest fans. Happy birthday @jodiefox pic.twitter.com/nlVvDWmzmv
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
How depressing would it be to see a pie chart outlining your failed high five attempts
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Fair enough " @MBCraig57 : @YouTube @natalietran I am pretty sure retweeting an older video doesn't count as putting up one this week.... "
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
Today I got held at customs while two people analysed the mole on my nose. Good times.
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Yes! I have! I'm going to read this twitter.com/ANMMuseum/stat…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
My sister and I have jokingly given each other royal memorabilia for years and now it's at the point where we can't… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 25th 2014
@natalietran
eating Ferrero Rochers like a rich bitch
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Happy Father's day to all the awesome dads out there! Happy day to all awesome parents!
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Father of six theguardian.com/australia-news…
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
A big part of my adult life has involved going to people's homes and thinking, "That's a nice chair. I should get a nice chair."
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Scrabble with Safran ep1. You know it's great when both you and @JohnSafran show up with Scrabble sets. pic.twitter.com/HN0Du4DLD1
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
A Video For People Who Skip Ads >>youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c << New Vid just in case you missed it :)
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
I am constantly waiting for everything to crumble
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
stop twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
How absurdly exquisite is tea? I could be watching someone die and if I had a cup of tea in my hand, it would be... quite delightful.
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Houston tomorrow let’s hang out. twitter.com/rockefellersho…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Don't mean to be harsh but you should probably kill them, they're probably witches. twitter.com/WhiteandNormal…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
zippers are such arseholes
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
shhh. sleep. *brushes your hair away from your face as you sleep* twitter.com/molokojuice/st…
March 10th 2015
@natalietran
I decided to go vegetarian at the start of the year and today mum made me vegetarian pho. Best. pic.twitter.com/hF9zhqDO3W
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anyone else tell you what to think. I don’t and I turn out to be wrong all the time.
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry! This week's vid will be up tomorrow! But why not rewatch these to flatter my ego youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I want to go to there #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/RLYU1gFdP7
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I know. A while ago I left you guys in dreadful suspense. Don't worry. @statelibrarynsw wrote back. They have boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hi Baby instagram.com/p/BshAYANhnvV/
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
ps the video is about jigsaws so it has to go viral
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Looks like upload will be tomorrow. sorry, just had a lot of extra work come up. Here is a preview though. pic.twitter.com/Cbe7YaPXGW
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @drnikkistamp : Twittersphere, I'm in need of some help. I'm looking for resources, research or prominent people who can talk about the i…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
. @rac_sydney event today in Sydney. However you feel about refugees, I know nobody supports how we are treating them facebook.com/events/1674701…
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, guys. I'm still down with the flu this week but I've got a ton of scripts to film. AND I bought a new wig. So high fives everywhere.
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
Remember wanting to stay out on a Saturday night?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
One day someone's going to go through my downloads folder and find 1000000 restaurant menus and 6 photos of nice hairstyles
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Guess who got the other and also loves it ;) #blessed twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Gah so excited. *slaps a stranger for no reason* 8:30 tonight on Foxtel! Do it! #MrInBetween #FOXshowcase #showcase… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Paul_Karp : John Hewson: "If Peter Dutton is the answer, you have to ask yourself what the hell is the question" #auspol
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
No worries, mum. I get it. You've got friends. You go out. Whatever. pic.twitter.com/uRsDy3e5OY
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
... meanwhile in Australia twitter.com/political_aler…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
I like it too much Move over darling pic.twitter.com/Ebw29FxGH7
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I'm reading all the celebrity tweets about how boring the boxing match was. Try imagining him beating up women. Surely this is a joke, no?
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AJENews : For updates on: Tunisia: aje.io/gps9 Kuwait: aje.io/jqdz France: aje.io/ctlq http://t.co/qa…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @travelofkush : #ThaiCaveRescue We should all praise how the young coach kept 12 kids in great morale for 9 days in a pitch black cave.…
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I'm like, fuck it, Twitter is a toxic place that fuels negativity and perhaps even stunts change because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Alright, free magnet from the chemist, you win. I'll keep you but NOT for your calendar skills. It's just for your magnet.
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Does it mean I'm unhappy if I'm entering more competitions?
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Nope. pic.twitter.com/RYGaQ5uz6u
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
I thought the song Ridin' was actually Writin' and was a song about censorship of written word. Seemed much more po… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, hair conditioner, I'm looking at you to really turn things around for me
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New vid up today! Make sure your parents aren't on the home landline and turn on your modem
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I like to hit snooze at least once. You have to play hard to get.
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the movie poster of them standing back to back twitter.com/washingtonpost…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
. @margaretcho is in town soon and here's where you can get tickets twitter.com/margaretcho/st…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
You can't ask a more arsehole question but I'm taking someone to their first opera and am choosing between La bohème and Carmen. Which?
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I like how I say "I'm not hungry but I could eat" like it's hard
October 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, @NatGeo , you need to curb your use of red envelopes and the word "URGENT" Your mail is scarier than tax notices pic.twitter.com/PRTR66rCwV
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. I randomly message poor @ronnychieng every now and then out of nowhere with excitement about this movie. twitter.com/Fandango/statu…
January 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Woke up with intention to exercise. Changed into workout clothes. Put on tv show to watch while exercising. Sat down and watched tv show.
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
If there isn’t a Michelle's Patisserie, is it even a shopping arcade?
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I love standing next to people who have just showered. There’s this strange scent of warmth off them and a gorgeous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I look amazing in photos. PS awesome shirt! ;) sorry I stuck the stickers in the shirts on crooked if you get one :( twitter.com/JosephRusconi/…
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
How dare you. Nobody speaks to me like that except in the bedroom.
August 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Sat down to start writing video. Failed at finishing one line. Rewarded self with chocolate for hard work. pic.twitter.com/Doqn56XyqO
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @PagetKagy : New Trailer + 1st Season Asian-Am @KatLovesLA HERE: youtube.com/c/katloveslase… #AsAmCreatorRollCall @gracesu @AlbertHur888 @gre…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Congrats to everyone involved in #CrazyRichAsians! Go see it! Going to scream every time @ronnychieng @HarryShumJr … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's exhausting pretending to exercise for a full 20 minutes
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
she hit "reset password" for the fourth time that morning
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
My huge fan @nashedgerton is great pic.twitter.com/Rt8k1CU8JJ
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
I've been dropping SO many hints about what I want for Valentine's Day. Really hope I pick up on them.
January 6th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so excited to see Brooklyn! John Crowley directing, Nick Hornby writing, and starring Saoirse Ronan and Domhnall Gleeson! Gah!
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
oh no, I'm one of those mums who forwards her kids things she wants them to enter twitter.com/FilmFestsAus/s…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I even creeped outside the bennet home and breathed heavily. Just kidding, I masturbated softly. They didn't let p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
This survey was a joke, should never have happened, and caused a lot of pain. SO IN YOUR FACE, ALL YOU NO FUCKERS #MarriageEquality
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
overseas and brought last week's vid files instead of this. Apologies & here are some outtakes from last week's vid amp.twimg.com/v/ba95925b-2dc…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for this question but anyone here know any vegan friendly shampoos/haircare in Sydney that refill bottles? I know, I'm lots of fun
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
She penned a reminder to remove the catseat before she offered a ride next time.
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hello, London instagram.com/p/yJrY2upxSq/
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
whaaat? Uploading today!
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Read the new yorker cat person story. Can't relate. Movies come out on a Thursday in aus.
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
she sighed, defeated, and looked it up on urbandictionary
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << Because pauses are for the devil
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
what a world twitter.com/jacobsoboroff/…
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
My neighbour had her children, grandchildren, and many friends over for a bbq yesterday evening. They kicked a ball… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, stomach. Be on my team for once.
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
The way people write on the internet has me shook?
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really enjoyed, @elizareilly_ , @HMReilly , and ibis! pic.twitter.com/E1m9YP5Qzt
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Had a truck come into my lane yesterday on the highway. The driver was incredibly condescending, threatening, and t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
five years today twitter.com/natalietran/st…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
Lots of places you can look to donating to help send aid to those in Mexico. I just did through @DirectRelief directrelief.org/emergency/hurr…
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope the US Election wins Best Motion Picture – Drama #GoldenGlobes
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
The Moirai told me not to unpack my suitcase of wants just yet. It’s probably time but I’m not quite done pulling gently at the thread.
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Just rewatched the last few eps of sex and the city. Why does carrie leave the artist? I forgot about the artist. Stick with him.
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it, New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks.
June 30th 2017
@natalietran
I burn 65423687442225412694 calories whenever I'm made to wait in a car parked illegally
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
The world needed a little happy news. They're all out! Congratulations and phenomenal respect to all those involved… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
A girl at school had one of these and we all thought she was the coolest pic.twitter.com/Gmkcalycv4
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the existential crisis you would suffer daily as the assistant of a celebrity like this twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @newmatilda : Any campaign aiming at Peter Dutton is worth supporting... particularly this one. chuffed.org/project/season… via @Chuffed
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Such a great show @IISuperwomanII pic.twitter.com/vBzE6kCYfu
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
Taking my friend to bts and she is losing her mind. My new goal is to be a sugar daddy. Hysterical women are tops pic.twitter.com/0Y3exj14mj
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
If Alan Jones was really sorry... he'd... project it onto the Opera House so we could all see it. Just for ten minutes.
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's bad karma to predict the future but I'm fairly certain I'll be the old lady who sits in a park, sees a young c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reaproy : Hard to understand #Thai Immigration's heartless lack of concern for #Rahaf al-Qunan. Commissioner "Big Joke" says it's "fami…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you have a full length mirror? me: No. My reflection makes me want to punch the glass. Don't you want to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
all my friends are having babies and I ate cookies for breakfast
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Just drove to my best friend's house and she's making me pasta. I think I have to marry her? pic.twitter.com/91TcYV4Q1a
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I thought I was just a normal person. Then I got into social media. Now I know I'm great.
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adilray : Those who point fingers of blame to Muslims and immigrants and those that prop them up as columnists, pundits or programme gue…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Faysal Ishak Ahmed's death happened on our watch, Australia. We'll have to tell future generations we put people in camps and let them die.
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Mormonger : Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks @TomHRLC . I just accidentally attached this photo to a work email because it was the last thing I had open. pic.twitter.com/QiA92hnzpV
July 30th 2017
@natalietran
Today was one of those days where all I wanted was some simple peace and quiet while being fed churros dipped in dark chocolate by Thor
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
If you're interested, just donated here. Thanks for the recs on places to donate to help those suffering in Myanmar twitter.com/PartnersRelief…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenQuilty : Tomorrow night I speak at the @melbwritersfest about my book, ‘Home, Drawings by Syrian Children’... in bookshops now https:…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
woot! Shirts and posters arrived today so keep an eye out for them at #YTFF if you're there! Tickets: goo.gl/LLD7NU pics soon
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
when, apart from when something is far away, is a place described as 'a short stroll'
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
How the fuck am I putting ON weight? All I've eaten is a kebab every day for a fortnight
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour knows my name and I don't know theirs. The stress never goes away, kids.
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Men should tell you at the beginning of a date if they went through a thing where they were a DJ at parties. It's a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
me: I really have to get out of here brain: me too
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
well I just fell in love twitter.com/Thatwasmymom/s…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
beautiful twitter.com/joelycett/stat…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, facebook memories. Good to know my Friday nights have always been wild pic.twitter.com/typh8z7SET
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : It's also the last day to vote in the Aus marriage equality vote if you're overseas! You have until 6pm in your Timezone to…
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Staircase Superiority Syndrome >> youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 << pic.twitter.com/dqbL4qp5Vl
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
I have the shoe collection of a much older, less mobile woman
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Really had the feeling by this age I would have discovered at least one secret door somewhere
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Fine, I'll say it. If I disappear after this tweet, you know it's because it's true. None of the couples on House H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
To the one percent of people who keep personal diaries and journals, please know this increases your chances of bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/XxAPQzQjDI
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
you don't know my life pic.twitter.com/LjIreIroIg
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
you know, I think I will make it. No context. Just this scene. Now to find a worthy opponent for the scene. twitter.com/xilcho/status/…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jrhennessy : @natalietran I'll be at the preview screening and I'll be constantly emitting a low pitched hum and screaming in the loud b…
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Kickstarter, some people do the things they say they will.
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like it's a personal attack when my partner brings home novelty cups that you can't wash in the dishwasher. A very personal attack.
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
It's so great being an auntie. You buy a kinder surprise at the petrol station and you rock. Missing this cutie pic.twitter.com/DO2HeXHRGP
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
a large part of being a cat lady is spending your time talking to bags on the floor that you think are the cat
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Strange how I used to try to find nice pictures for online profiles. Now I try to find one that means people will b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
There should be an option on clothing sites to see the clothes on people who are short, regret a lot of choices, and forgot to buy bread
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : Youtube comments have nothing on the recipe blog comments. Yeah, my vlog "fucking sucks," huh? Well your 'Great-grandma…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Australia has done despicable things and tried to heal that with a "sorry" Let's not be part of something that an apology can't heal again
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
f1 week. So excited. Contemplating going to melbourne for it. Anybody here going?
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
this proves that travelling for work isn't as fun as people think twitter.com/smh/status/105…
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
The most arousing, sensual, libidinous texts I've ever received are the ones from restaurants telling me what time… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
terribly sad twitter.com/CNN/status/100…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
sad about the outcome but good game tonight @SydneyKings ! Plus, got to kiss the lion. pic.twitter.com/Bs6RW2plVi
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
How can this still be happening abc.net.au/news/2017-10-0…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : 9 hours left in the #p4a fundraiser this year. Still great perks available: indiegogo.com/projects/proje…
May 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng :
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
Some early reviews of my latest upload. Watch it here >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/ChIpycjVuv
August 30th 2016
@natalietran
I hope this works pic.twitter.com/04KYcOAxy0
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
hey guys! Sorry, work's been a bit hectic hence the delay but I have end of this week free to film so I'll be filming then!
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
sorry some of you I can't seem to reply to for some reason (is there a setting?) but please know I've read the comments!
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anybody tell you what to do. My friends told me I was being delusional but I ignored them and went with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
According to movies with subtitles, other languages use the word 'wench' much more than you'd suspect
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been in a zombie apocalypse but I have been at a party when the cheese platter is brought out
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
mango pancakes pic.twitter.com/p4HXie0xFS
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece currently insists on dancing to Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 every day and there's something incredulous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Without being dramatic, I'd sell all of you for a tray of ripe australian mangoes
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Craving oranges
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and will turn each corner of your pages.
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
No kidding it's OK to be White. It's usually being something else that is the problem. To be clear, nobody should… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think it's true that pets know when you are packing? I feel like my cat knows but also knows doesn't care. She might be happy?
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
For four years our government has allowed officials to bribe people smugglers. Anybody involved needs to be impeached. This is outrageous
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Person: I like liquorice Society: burn them. They are a witch.
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hmm the costume store I hired the king costumes from is closing down and I'm thinking about going there to see if t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
This Wiggles recording is older than Australia Day being officially announced a public holiday in 1994. You can shi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I really hope Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio spend as much time googling my relationships as I did theirs
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
can't wait @nazeem_hussain ! twitter.com/Channel7/statu…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
votes by terrified idiots impressed by this stunt > every terrible consequence that comes along with this kind of behaviour #borderforce
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
and Dom throws some shade! Shoutout to all my shorts-wearing no matter how cold it is cameramen/clipboard carrying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in NY, my awesome friend @ronnychieng is performing April 20 and 21st at timessquarenyc.org/node/39115
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Good to see so many outraged Aussies on my feed. Don't forget that there's a protest on the 5th of November! Come a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
halfway done with my braces and very concerned straight teeth will not solve all my problems and turn me into a female chris evans
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
Just hearing people outside my window makes me irritated. I know what kind of old person I'm going to be
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
A bird set its nest up in our roof. Try complaining about that without sounding like an evil character in a Disney movie.
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
To those who drew a penis on their ballots and are proud of it, you're a waste of time. People fight to be able to vote. You're a waste.
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason @mickyb273 didn't reply? Where do you get drugs? pic.twitter.com/30Oft54JZB
January 12th 2016
@natalietran
Looking through old family photos with my dad and geez I was a sulky bastard teenager. Me: Dad, was I a dickhead? Dad: You were emotional.
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! A few snippets from my talk on Asians in Media >> youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw << bit different but perhaps you're interested
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
I've never looked at a hens/bachelorette party and thought, "That looks like fun, I wish I were a part of that. There won't be any fights."
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ms_michellelaw : Donate whatever you can spare! Let's free Aboriginal mums in WA prisons who can’t afford their fines. https://t.co/w1uS…
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I'll keep you posted. You'll ignore but I. will. keep. you. posted.
November 14th 2016
@natalietran
My local grocery store has a lot of footage of me buying bread at midnight
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
whenever I offer to babysit I secretly hope the world will end
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
You know what, care label? I WILL machine wash this shirt. Because I'm wild. And I live dangerously.
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
Strangely satisfying, editing footage of healthy people while you eat apple pie at 2am
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're keen to check it out youtube.com/jodiefox Entrapenesuuuooer superstar
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain pic.twitter.com/OO42dnCOkK
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
If only my New Year's Resolution had been to finish four boxes of Oreos in 24 hours
December 11th 2014
@natalietran
This week's new vid! When People Call In Sick >> youtube.com/watch?v=TZrcvH… <<
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : I will be joining @Craig_Foster , @gulfidhr & others for the protest today in front of the Sydney Opera House at 12.30. P…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I miss when you could wear a wrist band and that was enough to let people know you were a rebel. Not a total rebel, but you know, enough ;)
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
getting really tired of not having a friend with a private boat or plane
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
November 29th 2016
@natalietran
You can't stand in someone's kitchen without having to ask "Where's your bin?" Stop hiding your bins
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
It should be illegal for kangaroos to not come over and hug you pic.twitter.com/lTb1LlKYRL
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
I run exactly the way I look like I'd run
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
march today pic.twitter.com/chlNeGiTWY
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Hard truth: Book clubs are just OK
June 25th 2015
@natalietran
new vid 》youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA 《 It's ok. I'm her PG. If you missed it !
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
If I think I can see a face in an inanimate object, everybody is going to hear about it
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
This might sound extreme but if somebody gives you their cold, you should be able to break their knee caps. Welcome to my TED talk
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
It can be frustrating when people just want to complain and don't actually want to be offered help to orchestrate t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Matt's great! Always love watching him! Even when he's not on stage! Even when he thinks nobody is watching because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like this and know it's a joke about Trump... but I feel that card twitter.com/studioexec1/st…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
my second virginity to whoever can invent a hug where you don't have to touch the other person
March 9th 2018
@natalietran
There was a moment in my life where I was genuinely upset that I didn't have a waterbed
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
happy birthday, Derek! One of the kindest hearts. Glad you're here. You're wonderful. Move your family back to Aus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
I’m so sick of being on the cover of magazines. Sorry, I meant pasta. I'm so sick of pasta.
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Getting fed up with not meeting charming hot people in book shops. Why did I even bother learning to read?
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Oh, Sydney, stop being gorgeous pic.twitter.com/n4reQRntKa
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait for the Ken Burns Bowling Green Massacre series
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Such lies. You never call me 'Natalie' despite knowing that I'd prefer it. twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @terry_tierney : @natalietran Hi Natalie, Could I please get a RT? Scoliosis is something that has impacted my partner ( @Leilahhh ) her…
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’m overanalysing things when it comes to this guy. Like when he texts “who is this?” what do you think he means?
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
To the family whose car I jumped in front of in the street and did a strange dance to, my apologies. I thought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
Fuck. I knew I'd regret not having 9 million dollars sooner or later. domain.com.au/news/the-pride…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Concerned @SydneyKings will never know how much @Bballforeverfb and I contribute via approving applause pic.twitter.com/KAyUdWHRGo
January 16th 2019
@natalietran
this morning's email from dad pic.twitter.com/dvt4muuQMO
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be so desperate, @TroyKinne twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
same. I send photos to Nick Jonas constantly twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody will ever know who you are so well that they can correctly prepare vegemite on toast for you
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with well defined calf muscles
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
BBC News - Zimbabwe crisis: Army takes over - Mugabe 'detained' bbc.com/news/world-afr…
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Spent time with my nieces recently. They're gorgeous. The 4 year old one told me a joke about an elephant crossing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Can't imagine what it's like to be be lgbtqi in Australia right now. I'm really sorry you're going through this. Please know you're loved
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel vid! This time in Austin >> youtu.be/izmAZrUABqE << Watch me eat a donut that will make your heart stop
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
If I could go back and tell my younger self once piece of useful advice I probably wouldn’t. I was a massive loser who couldn't be saved.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @misschutuckshop : Help save misschu Ok - so just a little reminder of what’s happened thus far: - I created a brand in 2007 to... http…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
It must be such a power trip being a parent and knowing you have full control over your child's haircut. You can ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I’m as happy as my online presence suggests
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
also looking for shirts, pants, belts, vests, and jackets twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
There’s no aphrodisiac like 10 minutes to kill
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
He usually only plays games when I'm not home but I crashed one of his recent sessions if you're into watching game… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful meeting you also! Hope you liked the lamington <3 AH *dorks out about shirt* twitter.com/bowesy123/stat…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many, many moons ago, a mystical giant helped cinemas decide what Small, Medium, and Large serving sizes were
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
oh my god! I thought this was me! twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to harp on about it but doing another photo shoot with a model right now and how do people look like this? Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
So my best friend has asked me to get her BTS tickets when they come to Sydney. She has no idea how stressed this t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to generalise but if you're old enough to drive and still have lucky numbers, we're probably not going to be friends
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
He's a bit lovely. Two cakes already. Plus a diatonic harmonica. Hopefully more cakes though. pic.twitter.com/13eTzUSxux
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
my fetish is retelling jokes poorly, leaving a big gap of silence, finishing the joke incorrectly, and then saying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Funerals would be way more fun if people did mention dope kicks twitter.com/wesleysnipes/s…
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually pine after clothing but I desperately want Jude Law's wardrobe in The Young Pope pic.twitter.com/IN6PzVDNGn
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
The best thing about being an adult is you can eat lollies for breakfast! The worst part is nobody cares about you and we all die alone.
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
How great are these headlines from the sag awards? Wish ppl wrote about me like this. Natalie shows off her wrists… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Next No campaigner that comes to my door will hear "release the hounds" through the intercom
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I like to ask my partner for a new cat at least 3 times a day
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it last night, new (travel) vid! youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui…
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I love how disappointed young people look when their car pulls up in the lane next to mine and they see me. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. HAHAHA
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I pretend to be writing down a phone number while on the phone, I commend myself on my fantastic acting skills.
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Just found a fantastic playlist of dads doing renovations around the house.
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @jacindaardern : The person who has committed this violent act has no place here. To those in Christchurch; I encourage you to stay insid…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
When they say comfortable with Vietnamese I hope they mean comfortable living at home with your parents til you're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Drove for 4 hours yesterday listening to one song on repeat the entire journey and still got the words wrong each time
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi. I love you.
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Want to get attention from your partner? Message them pictures of your cat nonstop until they write back "PLEASE STOP. AT WORK."
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : Join @IISuperwomanII in her campaign to stop girl-on-girl hate. goo.gl/CozhP7 #GirlLove pic.twitter.com/j3xdVacJEm
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought a man would have asked me to twirl in a dress for him by this stage in life
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @JustinJonesTV : @natalietran i spent too much time editing this until i realised it was actually glee. pic.twitter.com/dyeMlpsdbT
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
this Saturday if you're in Melbourne @JohnSafran 's new show is on! twitter.com/comedy_au/stat…
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
client: I think you forget to log out of our yt account me: Can you see viewing history? client: yes me: :(
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
and now it's lunch
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
my best friend and I are trying to figure out if we dated without realising
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
new vid: TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << RT if you feels
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
I found a plane NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Last season I was f1 tipping with @JonathanBatten on twitter which was a lot of fun so if you want to join in (sorr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
gah. Just started listening to @GreatDebates69 with @helytimes , @DaveKingThing , and @danorionmedina and am loving it. Check it out!
November 16th 2018
@natalietran
wonderful twitter.com/mcclure111/sta…
March 4th 2016
@natalietran
This week's New Vid > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Wrong Level of Elevator Doom if you missed it. "We didn't miss it" "I know. I'm sorry."
June 11th 2015
@natalietran
headed back to NY. Any recs for a cheapish hotel with rooms big enough to film?* hard to film while travelling *filming with clothes on
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
There's something hot about the way the guy in the kebab shop starts writing "falafel no cheese" on the kebab wrapp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
so into @rexorangecounty twitter.com/awxsabrina/sta…
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
Love that magazines make video content of Victoria's Secret models showing you their make up routine. I don't need… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
RT @mjhawley : With immeasurable sadness & gratitude, we bid goodbye to Marvin: mentor friend. He loved ideas & people behind them. https://…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Hey! Sorry still filming and editing but new vid should be up later today! Only 4 weeks late
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
you'd better kiss me
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Does the pizza guy call me the house girl?
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Morning, Hank. I love that you sleep outside the bedroom door all night pic.twitter.com/SIkQycGqpv
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
thinking of launching a new skincare line with @anthonypadilla as head copywriter twitter.com/anthonypadilla…
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
Picked up a catalogue today that said: ROBOTS 20% OFF Then I cackled and went back into my cave
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
A lot of people I admire mock youtube but I just saw a trailer for Bad Moms. Enough. It's even now, Hollywood. We're all shit wanting clicks
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
Genuinely curious to know what you think of the pub called Longtime. I totally understand where the upset comes fro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
I've been thinking of starting a plant-based food joint in Sydney. What kind of plant-based foods/restaurants do you crave?
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
If being a cat lady were a job, if be a CEO
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
over tea with dad: dad: Nobody can make you feel anything, Nat. me: I don't know if that's true dad: Even if you gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What a privilege to have spaces like this. Looks incredible. Libraries are brilliant. twitter.com/sydneyisopen/s…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
To be fair to Dutton I do always hear parents say it's really hard to find a good babysitter.
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
my friend Mike ( @mjhawley ) introduces me to the coolest people, including Joshua Bell Brain: don't say it, don't s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
For some reason the adolescent children of friends often tell me secrets that I know would shock their parents. The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 @benabrahammusic and @gnash gnash - dear insecurity ft. ben abraham youtube.com/watch?v=oLmYZS…
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
This interview with Quincy Jones is the craziest interview I've ever read. Loved it. Keep reading. It just gets bet… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
New FBI agent in my webcam: Please don’t play that song again. You’ve played the same song on repeat for three days… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
1. Nailed it 2. Need to exercise pic.twitter.com/dOWLypoPZH
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Quite frankly very fed up with how much I turn myself on
August 2nd 2016
@natalietran
The models in posters at optometrists really give you false hope
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Watching kids colour in things the wrong colour makes me nauseous.
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
All I wanted 18 years ago was to be on the Spice Girls bus. Not much has changed
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'll never be in a Mission Impossible movie like I've always dreamed but I did drive home today while the petrol ga… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what Pokemon Go is but I know it makes me a grumpy old man. Now get off my lawn
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid later today! pic.twitter.com/wgumliDf3T
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Geez I must be looking rough these days because I’ve come down with a cold or something and I look… the same as I do without one?
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Very sorry about this but unfortunately I will no longer be able to attend @Vidcon this year :( pic.twitter.com/JGtfAvAn9O
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Congratulations and thank you, @johngreen ! I just hugged this book and it told me to calm down and give it some sp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 12th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to judge people based on their looks but I know people who wear nice scarves are better than me
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a person in a cardigan I think, "This person has their shit together"
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
He's absolutely abhorrent and will be responsible for generations of disenfranchised Australians twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/2PsZ4tPDmw
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Lunar New Year you Gregorian losers!
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve taken so many LinkedIn photos for friends I’m like the Annie Leibovitz of corporate appropriate profile pictures.
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
Toast: the dinner you eat when your partner is away
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry they're a bit late but sending out the p4a pics today from aus. Thanks if you got one. X instagram.com/p/xvOTfMJxTy/
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Loved the @fwong monologue in this. Great stuff twitter.com/fwong/status/7…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Fairy bread before dinner is for true champions pic.twitter.com/uT815VFo30
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel Video! This time in Austin >> youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QNW… << In which I eat all sorts of heart attacks X
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Why do people think it’s a good idea to set friends up with each other? There are only two acceptable outcomes. Marriage or death.
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
You can also donate via sites like @DirectRelief like I just did. It takes so little time to help: directrelief.org/category/emerg…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
roast potatoes give me more than I give others
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
This is crazy. I did this today too twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
So it stops, I'm sorry for calling you a waste if you drew a penis on your ballot. You're passionate and represent freedom of speech.
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
help. I'm so scared. I'm visiting my niece's preschool and was going to show the a green screen but just realised photobooth does all that
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't appear in our family chat often but when he does it's to tell us about his metronome that is also a tun… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
*grabs collar* I said. Have. a. great. day. twitter.com/hannahlg55/sta…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
eating at restaurants is the equivalent of stabbing my mother in the chest while telling her I don’t love her
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Eek loved watching Iris as Arya on the new season of #LoveOnNetflix Beautiful acting
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Got to be a guest on one of my favourite podcasts HOWEVER I would like to add the caveat that I don't think Hi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
fuck... you're gorgeous
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Aren’t dreams incredible? Sometimes they’re so vivid it’s hard to differentiate between a dream and real life. Like… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Angel: God, I'm so sorry but you forgot to assign me to a job. Should I go and make a beautiful person who will hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Do you sell chains for reading glasses?" "We do! Is this for a parent?" "Sure. Why not."
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
just donated to people seeking asylum living in Aus who will now be cut off from food and accom. You can too:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to hear, Brandon. Really enjoyed Telltale games. Good lesson for work, good lesson for life and relationships… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks to @ScreenAustralia for sending me to @mip next week with awesome creators like @veritasium @nickboshier @ConnorVanV and @mychonny
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Agree you don't pay for interviews however who benefits from this interview? A lot of news now is clicks. Ytbers do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I did a course to teach English to refugees and the teacher showed us how to instruct someone to hold a pen. She cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
Here's an interview I sat if you're keen :) smh.com.au/digital-life/d… pic.twitter.com/K6t6G8mLsa
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
watching @smosh the movie with niece & nephew Me:aw are we watching this together because I make vids? kids:No.Because you have iTunes money
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
... looking at an old photo and realised my mum made me put a jumper on UNDER a flower girl's dress. Mum. Come. On. pic.twitter.com/gmNf1WCIT2
January 1st 2018
@natalietran
Happy new year- may it be filled with love pic.twitter.com/IXrYqoHI4g
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the lovely @JohnSafran ! I'm sorry, this is the most recent photo I have of you. Doesn't... sigh.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
need friends who are ok to just lie in bed and watch the pride and prejudice miniseries with me until we die
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
<3 Last year @qkenihan had me on his show and his last five eps have just been released including our chat. Q was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot wait for my home planet to get in contact and say I am no longer a sleeping agent.
May 30th 2015
@natalietran
New hobby: Going to supermodel's instagram accounts and writing, "this is SO me" under pictures
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New vid up in about 3 hours. You know, in that awkward time after presents but before lunch pic.twitter.com/QQGnUxiK4g
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Australia. The country having a postal vote to decide if gay people should have rights. How is this happening
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
First love is fun and all but you lose a lot of cds and books in the end.
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Please. Really looking for distraction to avoid work. Happy to be catfished.
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
So many talented people on the @tonightly team and it's a shame to see this happen to a show where so much aussie c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I don't understand, I've been complaining a lot and have checked it out in the mirror twice. Why isn't my pimple gone?
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
The past year and a bit has been a tad dreadful for me and yet at the same time, I've never felt so loved and supported. Thanks @RowanJones_
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
yay @veritasium (also yayy for you coming home! Stay!) twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
May 13th 2018
@natalietran
Happy mother's day to all the mums out there. My mum's been a blast. Highly recommend. 10/10 except when she tells… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Woot! Congratulations to all the Aussies of the year! Absolute champs youtu.be/JCexpqCw5MI #sponsored #imstilljennyfromtheblock
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @tim_arai : . @natalietran I got your shirt before Xmas and it's UNBOHLIEVABLE!! pic.twitter.com/qsaHjIwk0K
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
I work on my high fives constantly in case I become a pro basketball player
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
x The first bad break up I had was after 7 years together and I thought it would never stop hurting. It gets to a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be answering comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you want to pop by youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sunrise green screening out their protesters and using stock footage of an empty martin place behind them is so ama… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @rodenv : I've been working with @natalietran on a little project this year. Watch and you might learn how to pick her up. https://t.co/1…
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
excellent emailing @mjhawley ... pic.twitter.com/1DZuJ2QzsB
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Charged for what? A grand entrance? twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
come here.
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
Overall, it's a nice morning pic.twitter.com/Lk2uMsABCM
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
Kingsman comes out tomorrow! So excited @mrmarkmillar !
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
starting to look into hiring a cinema so I can watch the new Mission Impossible film alone as a late birthday prese… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
As someone who grew up with strict Asian parents, I love watching Western coming of age films. You kids would have… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
How wonderful was @troyesivan on @nbcsnl ! <3 youtube.com/watch?v=C59j0R…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @russellcrowe : One of the worlds biggest stars ?? What year is this? I think I’m lost . Hope I can find their number . Hope Pete the int…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute. Fairy bread is not international? *beams bat signal into sky*
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RaiThisMusic : bandsintown.com/e/100070632?&c… Hi! For NYC friends! Mon July 2 - OZONE SQUEEZE! This is a trio, with Oz Noy on guitar, Darren St…
July 17th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << << Just in case you missed it. You know, cause it was ... yeah
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
try. harder. What's wrong with you people? I just want you to have a great day! JUST HAVE ONE twitter.com/Zamuroy/status…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : We are truly heartbroken to tell you that another #refugee has died on #Manus Island. #EvacuateNow
March 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I took 492 selfies but unfortunately they all looked like me
July 10th 2015
@natalietran
Just applied for my first credit card and got rejected. That's ok. I don't need you, banks. My mattress was FINE.
December 15th 2016
@natalietran
Had a dream I was hired for a top secret mission as an expert hacker and if I do say so myself, I was reeaaallllyyy good
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : #kidsoffnauru want to go to @AustraliaZoo ! after 5 boring years, a group of kids who’ve known nothing other than detention…
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrkocnnll : "When Steve Bannon was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind" reads, in all fairness, like a very solid opening…
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Warning: @nashedgerton will abandon you for laughs
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
Quick, quick, quick, let's go Kiss me and take off your clothes
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
women love a 1920s themed party
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot shake that the intellectual folk in Boston who started 'OK' as a joke about misspelt slang were unknowingly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Delete
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Do women really drop their clothes off like they do in movies? Without screaming “TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! DON’T LOOK AT ME” Asking for a friend
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
I'm sorry for having said mansplaining. It must be awful to have people judge you because of your gender. I'm sorry.
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
I've heard people having sex through the walls at every hotel we've stayed at this trip. It's now the pauses that are most intriguing.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
It ends today. So much stress, Jon! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
February 16th 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I'm so legitimately worried that in a weaker moment I might join a cult. They seem like a great idea until the guns.
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to sexy dance for my cat at least once a day
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AngusGrigg : How does a company with no experience, registered to a beach shack, win contracts worth $423 million on Manus Island? Turns…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
this photo brings so much happiness I could sing with my eyes closed twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
so good twitter.com/ScientistMel/s…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
If someone is crying, embrace them. Hold them close, share their pain, whisper 'try harder next time' in their ear
August 18th 2017
@natalietran
Spain x
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
can't wait twitter.com/THR/status/109…
January 10th 2015
@natalietran
lots of love to everyone. hope you're all happy
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
Why? Idiots are often very confident twitter.com/couriermail/st…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I'm going to make my own Asian coming of age movie: "Mum, can I go to my frie-" "HOW DARE YOU HAVE FRIENDS. DID I C… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Today I saw two school kids kissing. I freaked out and shouted out “stop!” They did. ⁰Being an adult rocks.
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
With my bag stolen, so are my cameras and laptop and I may not be able to replace them for a couple of weeks so apologies if I can't upload.
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
me: I really feel like things are way more under control doctor: I'd like to see you next week me: :( doctor: :| m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday @markpollard !! This guy. 8 years ago I was pretty down and he let me start tagging along to work wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
I say things that are so left, people get offended and think I'm right. Saying everybody should have access to good education is CENTRE.
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. It’s my fault. I clicked it
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Nothing like watching a pregnant woman dance better than you could ever hope to twitter.com/TiffanyChantel…
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
fucking ridiculous to take something that is obviously a joke and even labelled a joke straight after its made... a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 6th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so excited for @wongfupro 's film @BeforeUsMovie and hope you are too!
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Dad got me a beautiful new ao dai. Every time he buys me one we exchange a silent, nervous concern I won't fit in i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Also I lost a key to a postbox 10 years ago and was too scared to tell them. It eats at me every day. I wish I were joking
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die twitter.com/Twitter/status…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Don't know if it's the Indian food or the Indian food but I think I'm falling in love with the delivery guy
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Aw, so many awesome birthdays this week. Happy birthday @chrisculvenor ! One of the funniest people out there. Had t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
less christmas parties
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what time travel is like but I have missed a step while walking down stairs and that's some crazy shit
April 30th 2018
@natalietran
some wattle 2am birthday celebrations with Sar x pic.twitter.com/4mPB8J7fVx
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Cannot wait for this pre roll to finish so I can start living my awesome life! That's what's happening now, right? Life gets better, RIGHT??
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
current favourite picture pic.twitter.com/JWl3j1VDuP
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
When people compliment me I want to punch them in the face
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
Fark. I just found my new show youtu.be/knH-SRGnWBA
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't mind the idea of not having children but I just realised if you have 2/3 kids, you can play most boardgames. Always! Fuck!
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
Liquorice is the bitcoin of older people
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's a co-production and it makes sense to cast a western star to widen the appeal- it's been done the other way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
When people tell me I have a brand I want to leave my body, point at myself, laugh, and find another carrier
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some might. I can't imagine being a kid asking my parents for christmas presents. They'd say something like "sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I think a 15 year old girl with abs just told me my shirt was nice. Do I feel good? I think I feel good. That makes it sad.
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
How many people there were on the bus to the herge museum (creator of tin tin) instagram.com/p/zGLID3pxac/
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
Trump saying our Prime Minister is worse than him when it comes to the treatment of asylum seekers. Sick burn, bro.
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
Favourite ethical (preferably eco friendly) underwear brands? Need to bribe some people into doing me favours so fancy is good
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If you're one of the few people who haven't been told to watch @Hannahgadsby 's Netflix show, you really must. Thank you, Hannah. Just. Wow.
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cancels tickets to toronto* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I have to be extremely comfortable with somebody to feel OK wearing shorts around them
August 26th 2017
@natalietran
I love watching Tom Cruise action movies. He reminds me so much of myself.
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
something/people to think about while buying online. motherjones.com/politics/2012/… (thanks for the share @danilic )
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night and let out a loud sexual groan whenever Colin Firth appeared on screen. I've become a woman in a chocolate ad
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Poor Jelena abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1…
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
If you ever meet someone who actually takes an Uber driver's water bottle and mints, that person is going to write… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
She's six now! Someone please invent something really quickly to stop her from getting any older but also allow fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
anyone here who has a set of caran d'ache luminance pencils? Picking between the 40 and 76 and wondering if it's worth the leap in price?
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
The most unrealistic thing about movies is that people find parking spots
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
Mum bought us matching sweaters. I told her to wear hers on Sunday and I'd wear mine. She grabbed my arm and said… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Broken Men in Paradise nyti.ms/2h4QMmr
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about kids is how early they want cake. Eldest niece is learning to write at school and wrote this c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2016
@natalietran
Best season of Black Mirror so far. Thanks @charltonbrooker for 6 fantastic films!
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
[me, pushing in front of people in line and sitting on Santa's knee] Santa: What would you like for Christm- Me: No… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
relationships are just two people arguing over the aircon in a car
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
I've figured out my equivalent of wanting to date a supermodel. I want every man to be Quinn from Homeland.
August 18th 2018
@natalietran
Education is one of the most powerful and beneficial things a society can offer its people. It's a win for everybod… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
You would hope twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
(I love seeing aussies asking how americans can support a racist and bigot)
January 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Information regarding advocacy by concerned citizens & organisations for Hakeem al-Araibi is attached. Targets, themes, a…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If this is my best life, I'm fucked twitter.com/tylerhabx/stat…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite people ever, Derek @veritasium , on The Project last night! Might be bias but he's the best. He'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! No Wound >> youtube.com/watch?v=Du5fNU… << Because no wound? No pain.
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
In lieu of a vid enjoy this notification I got for my last one. I think the exclamation mark is a little harsh pic.twitter.com/6sSp7EG2fB
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don’t know Bradley Cooper personally but I know he’d hate all the dreams I have about him
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
My niece is now in kindergarten and my sister sent me a video of her doing some reading on stage at an assembly. It… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
How do some women drape jackets on their shoulders and have them stay? What’s it hanging off? Your attitude?
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, my name is Panic and we're going to be best friends forever.
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
black mirror pitch: It's 2065. Someone figures out how to hang up Skype calls without the awkward 5 seconds looking for the hang up button
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! >> For People Who Skip Ads << youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
Here's a vid of my/our 10 year BBQ! >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/OzZqIFNYXE
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
In good news, I've been told a lot lately to stick to being a comedian. Nobody has ever called me a comedian before. #blessed
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just heard a word spoken that I’ve never known how to pronounce, having only ever seen it in writing before today.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Just received an email requesting a quote for a job at the end of 2019. I really hope I’m not still alive then.
November 20th 2017
@natalietran
These two were strangers before they watched me eat a kebab against our car pic.twitter.com/dXGGXJN3eQ
October 24th 2017
@natalietran
At what point in life do you start understanding what customised license plates are meant to say?
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
one of the places they filmed the bbc version of pride and prejudice! Be careful. This photo is an aphrodisiac pic.twitter.com/nMz6NGxtWZ
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that a girl came to my house and laughed at my eyeshadow palette. I agreed, mocked it, and pretended I didn't just buy it.
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
ooft going through my old uni transcripts and I don't know what was happening with this 94 mark but I obviously ban… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
I don't leave my house often but when I do, it's to go to the zoo with Will Smith instagram.com/p/BeFLK48HHUE/… pic.twitter.com/aTzbkUH5zE
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's that time of the night where I start googling recipes for desserts you can make with minimal ingredients preferably in the microwave
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I am acutely aware you find these tweets funny because I am not sexy. It hurts a little. Just kidding. Sexy people have no feelings.
August 21st 2015
@natalietran
if you're interested twitter.com/pond5/status/6…
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
would love to watch this guy work twitter.com/mashable/statu…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
This is awfully cynical but I don't trust people who are best friends with their sibling. You can get along, you ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
I wear too much tv merch to be OK
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : It's easier for dog videos to go viral than Asian men so I called in an assist. My pilot airs TONIGHT 9PM @ABCTV https://t…
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're interested youtu.be/oB4993b4gew She's an entrepreneuierixer superstar
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
new 2019 resolution: To play chess against an enemy, move a chess piece, lean in and say, "check mate" before getti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
My windows are giant TVs that play a scifi about people who go outside socialise
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
friend: hey, just act normal me: what's going on? friend: just play along! me: pic.twitter.com/eZaU6Dx0LZ
February 28th 2016
@natalietran
I just faked talking to someone on the phone for 10 minutes to avoid human interaction so yeah, adulthood is going well
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day I don't wake up and immediately eat ice cream is a fucking miracle
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
familiarity killed the friendship
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah I'm healthy. I ate a chobani yoghurt last week.
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
We're so social @anthonypadilla ! pic.twitter.com/0YEunuWcXV
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : It's our host-with-the-most @natalietran ! Tune into our FB LIVE experiment in 30 minutes to see her in action> https://t.c…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
ooft my bad. Sorry. Didn't realise he thought of the name, had read her saying she was the owner. They had enough… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, I'm now 31 and still cannot do a great cartwheel
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
wow! washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
hopefully not too old to achieve the dream of running a crime solving high school newspaper called Press Gang II
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I'm loving the @FIAformulaE races, lots of fun. Can't wait to see how it develops.
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Has anyone here been to see the Morning Glory Clouds in Aus? What are they like to look at from the ground? Where did you go?
September 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been an ambitious person but if this is what you can do when you own a successful company, I'm in twitter.com/AFP/status/908…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
at some point, everybody goes through a loyalty points addiction
December 24th 2018
@natalietran
Bought myself a necklace for christmas and I cannot wait to see my face when I open it.
May 13th 2015
@natalietran
About to leave again and for once, I think my cat will miss me pic.twitter.com/YsPJmWTwWP
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
So so good pic.twitter.com/RwYvRuj1Tp
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone tells me a story about hooking up with someone I have so many questions. What was it like? Did the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
So far places on the list I'm visiting include London, Amsterdam, Vienna, Prague, and Berlin, but very open to recommendations
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
I guess stock photos of people building a wall weren't good enough? twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
Is Baby Driver the beginning of Drive?
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
stay safe, melbourne x
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Is it a good or bad sign when your friend decides you look like the warning picture for his tobacco? pic.twitter.com/KSBqWi9GDf
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
a terrible tragedy that extremists use violence for their insane religious beliefs but it's WRONG to condemn religion. Okay.
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @bjnovak : Bird but for umbrellas
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
After an hour of hanging out, a friend insisted on walking me back to my car. They saw the three hour ticket I had bought for our catch up.
March 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How To Cross When A Car Stops For You >> youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 << rt if you feel it
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
getting older is telling a friend you think you're in love with someone and having them say "don't be stupid" befor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I never thought I would enjoy being driven to madness but to be quite honest the scenery was exquisite, the driver… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
To the LGBTQ+ community, I want you to know that all good things I've seen online, I've had to click safety mode OFF for anyway <3
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
What? twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
fucking, fine, youth culture. *googles 'what does fuck boi mean*
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just realised twitter is the comments section :( ... :) ... :(
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
thanks, dad pic.twitter.com/qWxethE8w4
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
people who wash their hair every day are overachievers
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
There's nothing more honest than the low angle your phone camera provides when you accidentally open and it shows you all your chins
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Fine, let's fall in love or whatever
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
Beautiful trip to Bruges today. Belgium, you've been magnificent. Can't wait to come back pic.twitter.com/J5z6ap6jKK
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @AnniaGuiling : omfg i love nat @natalietran pic.twitter.com/8gNJhNnems
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Cat's been a little more affectionate lately. Don't worry, cat. When the dog comes I'm totally ditching you pic.twitter.com/glDTmboiA5
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
You know what’s wonderful about @JonDeeOz ? It’s not his involvement in the banning of plastic bags, plastic microb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Any White Male/ Asian Female couples in Sydney who would be keen to be filmed for a documentary? All ages Email natalietylertran@gmail.com
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
hey! Sorry running a tad late today so video will be up later in the day :) *apology dance*
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : For everyone who (rightly) lamented how awful the postal survey was for LGBTIQ Australians, pls now think of First Nations p…
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Lunar New Year lunch with mum and dad at which mum fulfilled my request for the very traditional dish of hash browns pic.twitter.com/DT5AePJiTw
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Mark and Jason have just opened a new cafe and they're such lovely souls you should swing by xx flow espresso pic.twitter.com/iopgIwz3n9
February 20th 2016
@natalietran
About to talk at #Oweekender . Come on down of you're near! pic.twitter.com/BvJHt7aBlO
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Worcestershire sauce twitter.com/BrokeNdSad/sta…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Asians are not all the same. We're just very good at drawing, twirling pens, and we like Usher
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
how wonderful! congrats! twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
This is such a terrible joke but I have to. I guess our PM would call her ... a horse whisperer. I'm sorry. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
After ordering pizza on the phone, I habitually ended the conversation with "I love you" The pizza guy paused and… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
that was so stressful. Sorry, I can't figure out how to stream. Thank you for your support. I'm going to go back to being old now
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
Please someone take me to this. You can have all my friends and my cat. I just want to watch Mission Impossible asap twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wore a dress with a slit up the side for the first time last night. Like a classy motherfucker in a 90s film. 5.6/10
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
me: If you knew how truly evil I was on the inside, you’d run and never look back person: Excuse me? me, leaning cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : Washington State Is Now the Only Place in America with Net Neutrality motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… via @motherboard
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
hi! hi! hey! @nashedgerton directed this awesome show based off one of my favourite aussie indie fllms, The Magicia… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @hexsteph : Last year I raised $14,000 for Alzheimer's when I ran the City 2 Surf. This year, I'm hoping to exceed that goal and hit $15K…
April 11th 2016
@natalietran
If I could have one superpower it would be making everyone in the world disappear when I have to reverse park
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
god I love hugging people who hate hugs
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
When I worked in a suit store I sold a man a white suit and then he came back wearing it a few days later and asked… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
I'm just a girl standing in front of a microwave only knowing what maybe three buttons do
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Started going to the gym again recently and I hate to sound like one of those people but it's been so good. Next st… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
no pressure to youtubers but kylie released a video that's decent in length, probably has good retention, and all it took was a secret baby
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
One more fangirl tweet about Slow West! It was so beautiful and tender but tense throughout. A really standout film… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I wake up and my hot water bottle is cold I hug it, just so it knows I'm in this for the long term.
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
happy vday pic.twitter.com/dYwPNmurOQ
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
ohmygodohmygodohmygod twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
For the past few months I tried going off medication because it seemed ridiculous to be consuming that much and I w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2017
@natalietran
#pray 4 people who use hashtags with spaces in them. And for Pauline. She is a devil. twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm at the point in my life where I can't believe I ever had the courage to wear shorts outside
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Had no idea about Fore Edge Painting. Love this! foreedge.bpl.org/node/923 pic.twitter.com/BFcpokrqoK
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
email from mum: Skin looks better. Looks OK
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
I read some of my script for my next video to my mum yesterday. She laughed and said, "you wear that same shirt every time you come over"
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being Harry and Meghan watching a Lifetime movie about your relationship. What an experience. This should b… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
My bad. There was a warning at the beginning of Rihanna's new vid re the gratuitous nudity and pornographic treatment of violence. My bad
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I like how not liking religion is "disappointing" and "ignorant" and for some reason means I can't differentiate religion and terrorism.
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
As on every Wednesday-Uploading now* *Australian upload speed applies and YES I'll go through my hair and makeup pic.twitter.com/CMnER8Nuo2
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I could mass email an apology to everyone who knew me from ages 13-27. Bring on my 30s. I'm way too lazy to be such an arse
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sydneymardigras : PASS THE BILL! Marriage equality now! Big rally planned for Sydney tomorrow at 1pm - see you there: https://t.co/oPIJ1…
February 5th 2017
@natalietran
thank you for the hugs x
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
This week I join myself on my own podcast
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be replying to comments on my latest vid for the next 30 mins if you're around. Please be around.
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Opens laptop to show guest video Old page loads to show "ETHICAL UNDERWEAR" search Closes tab to reveal another tab "UNETHICAL UNDERWEAR"
October 15th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I sign up to mailings lists just to feel wanted
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Accidentally bought a jumper that looks like my blanket. Excellent. pic.twitter.com/rsIX8nvUvm
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
Have I mentioned how amazing @RemyHii is? pic.twitter.com/VLgnjZfmh4
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
No more Justin Bieber on @f1 coverage please. Just stop. You're mean enough to fans of the sport. We don't need that.
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who like to wake up early, even on a Saturday Angel: You are one sick motherfucker
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Shame on you @PeterDutton_MP twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hope you find Alexandra twitter.com/SumayaHarare/s…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
that last part twitter.com/akidearest/sta…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, change that to ages 13-29. I thought up a few things
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
Instagram, the LinkedIn for good looking people
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
Why is it ok for characters in movies to watch other couples kiss and get sad? When I watch people kiss in real lif… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to keep pens that don't work in amongst pens that do. I'm crazy like that ;)
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
Just found a cd I once lent a friend. Their house was robbed and she brought the cd back and said, "they took all our cds but left this."
May 25th 2016
@natalietran
It just hurts more when children don't high five you back
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
sigh. Just remembered the DAAS @YoungMasterPaul 's cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me. Liked it more than the origin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm doing so well!! That's why I'm online so much!
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today I ended all work calls with "cya later, alligator" and NOBODY said anything. Why are we even alive? We're ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
Happy international womens day pic.twitter.com/7QjmWBhtxJ
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
Facebook Memories is like that crazy relative who remembers and brings up weird things from the past.
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some people miss the careless joy of their youth. Others miss the free time they had. I miss having enemies. Reme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
Come here and teach me things
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Volcano by Damien Rice open.spotify.com/track/0ksC7In0…
June 27th 2016
@natalietran
I know it's just a flu but I've heard enough cat stories to know you're dying when a cat sits at the end of your bed pic.twitter.com/cGVkU1TOdx
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Please go support gorgeous indie channel @anthonypadilla Really pleased to see the little push got youtube's atten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Untitledasdasjdhakwuhauadw
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
I guess this means I would watch a whole movie of Tom Cruise explaining frame interpolation because that was a godd… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Everything is a test of how much you love your mother. Everything. twitter.com/filtxrdwatxr/s…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
YUP. Att: Australians twitter.com/tim_dunlop/sta…
November 14th 2018
@natalietran
New tattoo! pic.twitter.com/FKusVkzBK1
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
yessssssssssssss twitter.com/thecure/status…
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
never agree to disagree
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne, be less cold :(
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
I place all important information in the fridge vegetable drawer of my brain
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Yeah ok, laugh when I tell you I just want to live in a cave by myself. Laugh like it's a joke.
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Well done! xx You're wonderful, @Kon__K Sometimes it's easy to feel overwhelmed with the awful things going on but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like that this scene is happening somewhere in the world right now twitter.com/AFP/status/825…
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so early with this but managed to actually film yesterday and today so might upload tomorrow! Only 2 days late. Plus 21.
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Fashion changes so quickly. In 20 years people are going to look back at photos and think my collecting teeth to make necklaces was weird!
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
uploading!* *aussie internet speeds apply pic.twitter.com/5vD4EUzi90
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @JoshButler : The AFP have confirmed to SBS that officers are on Manus assisting in a "liaison" role at the centre - despite no powers in…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Ramentic dinner pic.twitter.com/14k0E4nmyJ
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
sort of hoped by this stage in life I'd have at least gone to court once with a gangster lover. Have the perfect ou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 15th 2015
@natalietran
had such a great first day at @eg today. Thanks for having me along again and can't wait for the rest of it!
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Difference: No campaigners feel victimised yet hold all the power and deny others equal rights. The Yes text asks people for equal rights.
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
congrats! twitter.com/Hannahgadsby/s…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
I respect a man who can make fun of me and think I'll still like him afterwards @TroyKinne pic.twitter.com/bBNk1O2hlD
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
. @ronnychieng @RemyHii @HarryShumJr <3 <3 ahhh youtube.com/watch?v=14ZHRB…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Great job @Socceroos ! #DENAUS
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today my dad told me my sister and I were the best things about his life. I hugged him and told him I was really sorry to hear that.
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
7-8 times a year I like to wipe away tears and google "tiny cabin in the woods away from everybody for sale"
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : hey @SydOperaHouse , i’d like to take out an ad on the opera house sails — a video projection of kids detained on #nauru, one…
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
Yeah, compare Fyre Festival to refugees camps. Do that.
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Two wrongs don't make a right but it feels better than thinking about it forever and dying wishing you'd told that bitch to go jump.
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a giant fraud pretending to listen when a waiter describes a meal. I eat oreos for breakfast. My standards aren't high
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Um, I dress up as a fly and talk to myself. Low brow indeed. twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Haha oh no I'm so sorry @rhettandlink ! Didn't mean to be an alien! Just listened to the intro and you're prepping me for how weird I am
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
will remember this for my next remote mountain trek, camping trip, or deep-sea dive twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
vegans in Sydney, my awesome friends at @BellyBao now have an eggplant baoger on their Friday menu! food.theaureview.com/news/belly-bao…
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
If another caucasian (who works in the industry) tells me how lucky I am because now is the time they'll green ligh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
fuuuuuuuuuuuudging so excited could punch everyone twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry guys, been guilty of making a monumental series of poor decisions lately. The idea of editing a video with my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Listen, I don't mean to talk about how hot I am but I just caught my reflection in the hotel elevator on the way ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/AFP/status/104…
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
I fall in love with anyone carrying freshly baked bread
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : What do you do with food photos? @natalietran ponders the same question #YTFF goo.gl/8qrxPR pic.twitter.com/Kx9gLOrM3i
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Hi! I love you!
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
candles: the currency of women
February 18th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/NxcVMpIprP
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney Kings, you're breaking my heart.
May 21st 2017
@natalietran
a kookaburra stole my biscuit
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
Disgusting. Also, people don't belong to you because of race. RT @NextShark Former Miss Germany Finalist Receives… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Also scripts were on my laptop and all the travel footage for travel vids are gone. At the end of the day though, just stuff. But apologies
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
These were the trousers the model wore for today's shoot. They come up to my chest. pic.twitter.com/pkWC9bdjJI
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Had a haircut today. Almost nailed the "don't look interested in products they put in front of you" look But I was interested I'M ONLY HUMAN
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
#boatpeoplearefamily twitter.com/tifflingx/stat…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, website, time out. I’m too cheap to buy anything anyway.
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
come over here and love me
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and we won! pic.twitter.com/CBpwuq54hm
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
PS Tony has told us supporting people smugglers funds terrorism. Tony supports people smugglers. Therefore...
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Tomorrow I'm taking my niece to her first basketball game to watch @SydneyKings and if she doesn't absolutely love… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
I changed the headlight bulb in a car. It was like a scene from Grease Lightning
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
favourite tweet? twitter.com/cher/status/80…
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
5 year old Niece: Why is your hair purple and pink? Me: I dyed it Niece: Why? Me: Just for something different. Niece: Are you sad? Me: Yes
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a shopping person but Brisbane, I'm into this shop. Vg hot chocolate too! pic.twitter.com/ShPM9H1EzQ
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
I was going so well with not using Twitter for a little. Now I've been back on for one day and already I've gained… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
yup! That time we both got drunk at becky's 2nd bachelorette party and she started making out with tom! zomg. hecti… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
please tell him to stay strong. This was a hard time for me when I experienced it but he is still loved <3 <3 twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
November 6th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Must Contain One Uppercase Letter Watch it here > youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ < pic.twitter.com/45iYhtYDtm
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
OK, notice that my delivery is coming today, I will now work everything around you. You are my guy.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought I'd have been to a party by now where someone came out of a giant cake and a bunch of men in suits l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the moment I buy this, there will be no distinction between living my life and living THE life pic.twitter.com/Bhs97OzKPd
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Agent: Ben Mendelsohn, I have a role for you. You play a nice guy Ben Mendelsohn: Really? Agent: LOL no. This role is scary as fuck.
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey! Tonight at 9pm on Ch10, my wonderful friend @TroyKinne 's show Kinne Tonight is on. Make sure you check it out! x
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
great stuff @tonightly twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gentle On My Mind open.spotify.com/track/0mLoTgCB…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
whatever the opposite of sponsored is pic.twitter.com/vs1YYcVAhT
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
It's been one of those days *plays peter andre's Mysterious Girl*
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
INTERESTING. So are you in crush with your best friend? Tell me everything. I'm exporting. I have 23 minutes twitter.com/oo_maumau_oo/s…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
congrats to the boys from @SUPERWOG1 twitter.com/ScreenAustrali…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Most of my teen years were spent watching Elvis movies and now I'm obsessed. See, mum and dad. Bad things happen when you stay at home too
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Dad took me to violin lessons for 15 years. He then took violin up after retiring. Today we saw him play a concert!! pic.twitter.com/GyORJpcI32
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight, the wonderful @TroyKinne 's Kinne Tonight is on! Check it out x twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
[Bookshop] Staff: I'm so sorry we don't have that in stock Me: Listen, I've gone to 3 stores today because I still… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, that's not an ad, I just love that show and those two are such great episodes
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
The romantic in me hates this but the practical part of me appreciates this quote "Those items are mine and he cann… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I watched a 12 year on her phone. In 5 minutes she watched 1 billion vines, liked 9382 instagrams, and watched 2432 videos. I ate a sandwich
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
Remember liquid paper?
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's mean but sometimes I just say "nice diversity" when I enter a room full of writers or producers to watch them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
Must Contain One Uppercase Letter >> youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ << This week's video if you missed it. If you didn't, you really...
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @dangolding : Shut it down. There'll never be a better actor interview than Mendo breaking down his career here youtube.com/watch?v=IpbcKz…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
That time Will Smith provided a backing track when I wanted to kiss a wombat. See. Life is weird. pic.twitter.com/sIpUnfteHT
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @adamliaw : Here are the other two Australians killed by terrorists in the last 2 weeks in case you want to have your own minute's silenc…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
wow, that was intense *puts on lipstick* Done for now but maybe let's go for it again soon!
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait to see this film! If you can, go out and support it! twitter.com/HarryShumJr/st…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: The world is full of adventures just waiting to start me in my 30s: Rob, can you microwave two minute noodles?
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
I love that in tv shows, people’s enemies are good looking members of the opposite sex. Mine is the old lady at the bakery who judges me.
February 13th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : There is no government policy that can justify the abuse of children #LetThemStay mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-1…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
only cowards have safe words
June 4th 2017
@natalietran
Much love to London
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
Well, I don't know if it's the no sleep, the amount of sodium I ate yesterday, or the music, but this video got wei… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Watching some coming of age films is like watching scifi. Try being Asian and telling your mum you're going out.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @LibyaLiberty : Someone tweeted at me “what are they supposed to do?” And the answer is “never fire tear gas at children for any reason e…
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
oookayyyy theage.com.au/federal-politi…
July 31st 2015
@natalietran
one day everything is going normal and then boom, you love cushions
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
and we all thought the world would end when the bees died pic.twitter.com/jijuPWFAAx
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
Being 30 is just forgetting you already made a cup of tea more often
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
sure sex is great but have you ever killed someone after seeking revenge for 18 years?
February 18th 2016
@natalietran
I like that at some point in your life you must just decide, "Fuck it. I'm going to start using the pocket at the front of my shirt"
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Well don't look so adorable assessing potential threats and planning routes. For the record, you'd be a much bette… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
Hi, I’d like to order some carbs please
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in the US, @nashedgerton 's epic new show about a hitman, Mr Inbetween, starts Monday October 1 at 8.30pm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < This week's vid if you missed it
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
When I die I want to come back as the man I just worked with. Please note this was outside work so not youtube stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
One day I want to be important enough to walk down a corridor while someone walks next to me and asks me to sign something
November 19th 2017
@natalietran
there's nothing better than great sex
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Mental illness is incredibly frustrating and fucking sucks. Lifeline on 13 11 14 Suicide Call Back Service on 130… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Filming last bits today and tomorrow. Sorry, went away for a few days last week. Should be up Wednesday. On the dot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 20th 2015
@natalietran
cya, China and HK. Sorry to the girl in HK wearing my shirt who I screamed at. You didn't turn around. That's cool pic.twitter.com/GP19BCFLNq
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever kiss your partner goodbye, see they've put the kettle on for you, poured fresh tea leaves in the pot, a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
This is my favourite picture because you know that robot is the workplace bitch twitter.com/spectatorindex…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : New York I'm headlining with an hour of stand up comedy at Carolines on Broadway for the first time THIS WEEKEND Friday &…
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
and here is a picture of @ingridnilsen just casually listening to snoop dog pic.twitter.com/FZwLpINUvU
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/jCxywBC5YL
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
... but... but Dunkirk? When are you going to watch Dunkirk? It ends TODAY. It's 4k twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
haha go away. That's adorable. That's asking to be pulled over twitter.com/anthonypadilla…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @lenoretaylor : This is scandalous...Great Barrier Reef: forest three times size of ACT cleared in past five years theguardian.com/environment/20…
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream in which I tricked @Caspar_Lee into friendship by using a fake accent and never letting him actually see me. So dream big, kids.
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I have nightmares about outstanding library fines
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to try @soylent ! It makes me feel like I'm in the future pic.twitter.com/Z6YV3zY10P
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I hate seeing videos of pets reunited with owners they haven't seen for 100 years. How do they remember? I can't even remember this morning
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
And we thought the future would be bladerunner tubefilter.com/2018/03/07/soa…
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
. @netflix how do I pitch Asians in Cars Getting Hysterical It's just me driving my mum anywhere
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
This week's Vid >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring The romance fits but it doesn't fit pic.twitter.com/plz1nZbaeJ
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had just had the guts to wear a black wrist band like Ryan from The OC
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
good twitter.com/lesbianrhapsod…
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thisisamplify : We played a game of 'Have You Ever' with @natalietran & found out some pretty interesting things
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
. @sallyrugg is my hero pic.twitter.com/nbRATyHpF5
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
aw guys, come on! How can you not know what video stores are? The amount of boys behind video store counters I've fallen in love with...
February 2nd 2015
@natalietran
This week's video: Change Room Curtain Gap >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << in case you missed it
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
I'm never mentally prepared enough for the complexities of a Lush soap
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Apologies to @aami for the negative publicity. Other providers do it too, I just find it purposefully misleading.Otherwise they've been fine
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Sample of a song I wrote. It's called: Editing cc: @LukeKorns pic.twitter.com/upgrZDjaH2
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Woo @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/zPUv2blKuw
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I know it's all in my head but when I meet people who wear cool coloured nail polish, it feels like a power play
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
The kindness shown when he ignores your knees cracking while you're trying to be sexy. Chivalry is not dead.
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Twice? Sounds terribly irresponsible. I'm incredibly picky so somewhere nice. Pancakes in the morning. Assuming I'll be ravenous, yes? Ttx
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
Thoroughly enjoying the messages I'm getting from friends after they watch MI pic.twitter.com/KoJYBEVQoa
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
offering to model for photographer friends since 2009 pic.twitter.com/rhwAFfWMDz
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
really thought cults were going to be a bigger thing in my life
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is just not being able to watch new movies by yourself
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, gigantic ants nest pic.twitter.com/cMQQPrFPCH
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
Wes Anderson and @johngreen ! instagram.com/p/2B6U8CJxRP/
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
seriously though, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets John Mayer writing Your Body Is A Wonderland for her. When I dated a mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: going to instagram accounts of models and commenting "Everyone says we look like sisters!"
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
amazing twitter.com/HumansOfLate/s…
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally sent this to a colleague instead of my best friend. People are kind. What a diplomatic reply. pic.twitter.com/Dks8DAZXO8
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Open letter on the Border Force Act: 'We challenge the department to prosecute' gu.com/p/4a8yp/stw
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
It's tough being a woman in her childbearing years because on one hand I think about having children, on the other hand I had m&ms for lunch
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason, I really thought I would have been in a ton of pressing-buzzers-in-gameshow situations by this stage of life
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
If you don't steal your partner's hot chips, are you even in love? pic.twitter.com/8A55PFTPqg
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
In the mood to listen to a 2000s rnb playlist while getting ready to sit in and wish I had more friends
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Poor man but what a legend for refusing. Beheaded Syrian scholar refused to lead Isis to hidden Palmyra antiquities gu.com/p/4bj9d/stw
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Such a sad loss. Quentin was an inspirational person who immediately showed you what patience and perseverance actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous. Breathtaking. Tasteful. There's also some free space in the sky. Could we get ads projected onto that to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
women owe you nothing
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I really hope what happened after this was a brilliant night. twitter.com/Savmasta/statu…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : If you don't agree with what your government is doing on Manus and Nauru please join one of these protests. https://t.…
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
You would think standing in the hallway screaming, "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD" would eventually lead to a neighbour offering me dinner. But no.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
June 5th 2017
@natalietran
*adjusts pancake recipe for one serving*
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @andrewrdn463 : @natalietran @AlboMP Naughty Asian girl - we are voting no and do not need an immature Asian girl to lecture us and swear…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
a woman stood next to me in the supermarket and we both looked at caramel popcorn for longer than sensible. I think she was my soulmate.
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
This year my Halloween costume is Person who doesn't have crippling insecurities which are actually probably truth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @thedavidferrier : Hi! follow my Insta for new cartoons pretty much every day! Love, David. Instagram.com/davidferrierca… https://t.co/vQfDWL…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
please send @mickyb273 videos of you singing with your eyes closed
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
I only go leave my house to talk to other people about what they watch when they're at home.
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: oh me: what? FBI agent in my webcam: same shirt as last night? me: I've had it up to here with you, Brian
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
My niece likes when there's "two nats" in my videos and asked if we could make one with two of her. So here it is amp.twimg.com/v/ce7326fe-5a6…
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
GC, my bodyguard @timminchin is touring. He is proficient at music twitter.com/Ticketek_AU/st…
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just did. Very easy. Do it so they know twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, bro pic.twitter.com/BVbm9uoQ5f
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
woo! twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
nine years ago (jesus) @perkyWL wrote me this song full of video references and a friend sent it to me last night.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come here
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Niece has started learning how to read in school. Well, that’s what she told me. I told her it was hard to tell bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
they're on holidays and I miss them instagram.com/p/BOqshKIAkIE/…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm not great at sliding into DMS but I'm fucking brilliant at sending awkward messages people ignore
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like there should be a mini jet pack for those moments in a conversation when someone asks you what star sign you are
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
I now get why older people pull their socks up a bit higher. Even in shorts. It's because it feels good. It feels really good.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, mirror. In my head I looked a lot better than this
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Youngest niece listened to my heart. She told me it was broken and black. I laughed, hugged her and her sister, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Just booked a hot dinner date by myself. I better put out after.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
And then @IISuperwomanII gets even more (sesame) street creed "Every bird tweets" - Big bird pic.twitter.com/qQsFvzDA3D
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
Finding it very hard to find a good friend these days. Very few people will be loyal, reliable, be able to crack yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
please, please, just go away this week and be next Thursday already twitter.com/FallonTonight/…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
my mother makes me work for it and I respect that about her pic.twitter.com/gJ15lgk1tD
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
was going to adopt next cat but is it ok to adopt an ex cattery cat if the owners said they need to find them forever homes now they're old?
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
once again, a big shout out to all the 9 year olds who make youtube tutorials that help me complete work projects and fix household goods
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
The things that we two could plan
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
inspirational quote
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you and your family argue a lot? me: No. We prefer to internalise all feelings and then say something sm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One day I’ll have the courage to tell my friends I don’t like escape rooms
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I know I've been harping on about racism but what's with asian kids who don't know what Kumon is?
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
At the #papertowns premiere! Luckily no height difference between me and @caradelevingne pic.twitter.com/r99NGsSBz7
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
One day I’d like to be the kind of person who other people photograph in black and white
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : #BREAKING: Nauru has arrested the Australian senior doctor for the island's detention centre, and ordered her to leave the…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
brilliant twitter.com/mercedeslynz/s…
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
How Daylight Saving Should Be >> youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E << This week's vid if you missed it pic.twitter.com/zlB9QMCK6v
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
When I heard a robot had killed someone today, I knew that a small percentage of my friendship circle also whispered, "The Singularity"
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
I would if the little snitch wasn't watching twitter.com/itsTherene/sta…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Every human has the right to medical treatment. You might be lucky to be Australian but you don't deserve rights mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 19th 2019
@natalietran
!!! twitter.com/maggierogers/s…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
I need everyone in the frozen section of grocery stores to calm down. It takes me a while to make big decisions
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
For the love of God, whoever keeps selling my mum ugly things, I will find you and end your life. Our family chat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've been cheating on English Breakfast with Darjeeling lately and things are getting serious
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Bananas are either unripe or gone. There is no in-between. A ripe banana is a lie.
January 1st 2016
@natalietran
Happy New Year! Since everyone's doing it, here's my top 9 of 2015 Hope you're all happy x pic.twitter.com/Voxn70dNRS
April 5th 2016
@natalietran
Show me a man with good handwriting
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
If your Jiu-Jitsu class isn't in a classroom above a row of shops, is it really Jiu-Jitsu?
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Batman is taking a long time to crash this lunch
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just checked in to a gorgeous room with a view. Don't worry, closed the curtains immediately. This isn't some house party rave.
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
They said we wouldn't make it but we proved them all wrong. pic.twitter.com/LijuT4gaUs
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
When I write my book about how I became a handsome billionaire, this part of my life will be a chapter titled 'fuck it, wear the hoodie'
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
That previous tweet was a joke but now it's not. I might start this. I might put everything I own into this.
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Did it. Loved it. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
whenever the music from Miss Saigon comes on my playlist, I get really upset as though I lived that life and I'm Kim. Then I remember no
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
heartbreaking art created by the residents in waterloo welivehere2017.com.au pic.twitter.com/qr9sgCvC67
March 19th 2019
@natalietran
hm pic.twitter.com/XUwZNry64t
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Planning on taking someone out but honestly have no idea where young people in Sydney go clubbing these days. Pleas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
My Downloads folder is just menu pdfs of places I don't go
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : I hope everyone’s having a happy Sunday! Now take a moment to think about the thousands of low paid Australian workers in…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
I'm very good at doing renovations if all it involves is saving pictures of expensive homes in magazines
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
*not an ad and I wrote it because it'd be nice to see ppl thanking companies who help sometimes rather than just complaining to airlines
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
oh Randall x twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
RT @leerhiannon : These leaflets to be given to passengers at Syd airport. #SaveSaeed, don't deport to danger @Qantas @emirates https://t.c…
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Sydney, I'm about to get on a flight to DYKWIA at the Cafe Lounge at 730 with @mattokine @natalietran @genfricker @aaronch3…
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
Asians in Media >>youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw<< if you missed it. Mum said her favourite part was when I mentioned her.
February 15th 2017
@natalietran
Jealousy looks fantastic on me. It looks way better on me than her
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
brain: Do not eat birthday cake for breakfast me: It has walnuts on it and nuts are healthy. brain: can’t argue with facts
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
What happens?You just hit an age and decide,"Yup. Heard all the new music I can. My playlist is full.Now where's that oldies radio station"
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Non-Vietnamese families have chats that look like this, right? pic.twitter.com/oKuEnlORwP
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
so I have some vids to film now but after the longer than usual gap, is it weird to not address the gap? Do I do a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the poems! Can't wait to absorb all your feelings
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
But not good enough for a follow hey, @adambspencer ? No worries. I like hard to get pic.twitter.com/9HrAB3FkCh
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
I hate to generalise but attractive people are so egotistical. They assume you like them just because you’re masturbating outside their home
March 18th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << because what to do with hands This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/cmKCn7FBQG
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
and I'm eligible to enter the Miss Australia contests but mate, I don't like our chances twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in Brussels! Be prepared to lose all your chocolate and waffles
December 19th 2017
@natalietran
The faith my GPS has when it comes to thinking I can turn right onto a main road at this time of day is ridiculous.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, let's go find a cave to live in
September 9th 2016
@natalietran
hey! Sorry still editing but there will be a new vid today! pic.twitter.com/2vTLjzkDqQ
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations to Kevin and those who organised today's march. It was incredible to see so many students and young… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
great idea! twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
pretty terrigal pic.twitter.com/BPB2K45Lxb
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @angryasianman : Who is this? I will follow her. pic.twitter.com/k56TlFukbT
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
On my way to see @IISuperwomanII take over the @Enmore_Theatre !
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
WE'RE GETTING A DOG. Need to tell as many people as possible
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
I say this to the empty chair opposite me ALL. THE. TIME. twitter.com/james_trenowet…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
My answer to all complaints my friends with kids make: My cat is awesome
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Do parents really not have favourites? I find that hard to believe because I’m a lot more fun than my sister.
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
sorry, I know a lot of you were born in the 90s and 00s. I'm just bitter because now exciting for me is when someone makes me a cup of tea
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
*punches everyone in excitement* twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
salesperson: Do you use a night cream? me: No salesperson: An eye cream? me: No salesperson: You're really should.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
Far out. @simon_reeve s new series is something else. His ep in Libya and Tunisia and it was incredible and heartbreaking.
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! Get ready for some average!
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
<3 one of my favourite movies and movie couples, His Girl Friday youtube.com/watch?v=m8lzya…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
2 year old niece is turning 3 soon and has requested a cake that is 'zebra themed, strawberry flavoured, AND NOT VA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Microsoft Publisher thought we were much better, humbler, more DIY people than we turned out to be.
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
I even took a rest and just watched movies on other people's screens for a while. Anyhow, will try to film tomorrow! X
August 31st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, still filming but new vid either tonight or tomorrow! Here's some stills from it. NSFW. What does that mean? pic.twitter.com/7ZOPJNvgwk
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
gah there are so many amazing people in this! Can't wait to see it! eeekk twitter.com/CrazyRichMovie…
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Good Photo Side >> youtu.be/F_UUjLu6mI0 << pic.twitter.com/beffXWjMJ6
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
I eat like I hate myself when I'm home alone
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
:( Terrace House is so stressful. Whenever someone has upset someone else I want to vomit
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Proof that I filmed this time. Proof of the sexiness you have been saved from. pic.twitter.com/gcu7uDHnWq
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid Stair Superiority Syndrome youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 Sorry if you saw it already. Sorry if you're about to watch it.
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Really looking forward to hitting puberty
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't stop thinking about this dessert one restaurant serves only at lunch. Yesterday I called up and asked them to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a subscriber of religious thought but I just dunked a biscuit into tea that was way too hot and I *knew… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SeaNoEvil00 : @natalietran It’s enough to drive you crazy, if you let it.
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
still lost the game. By a lot pic.twitter.com/OZerLMmYeV
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @Carols10cents : 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to…
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
After rewatching the first half hour of Pretty Woman, I've decided I'd like to be a prostitute too. That's the point of this movie, right?
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Lost 0.2 kg. Time to celebrate with an ice cream
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
“I’ll throw my tie over my shoulder and roll up my sleeves. They’ll love it.” “They probably will” Best line in Mad Men so far
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
If I'm ever single again I'm going to go to the closest shopping plaza, find a man in a demo massage chair, and accept he's probably my type
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
she drowned in a sea of internet tabs
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
on a plane to you now can't stop writing twitter.com/edgarwright/st…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
This game is giving me chest pains. Come on @BlueJays Just 48 consecutive home runs. That's all we need!
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Update: This was all a plan so he could drop off something in the city he sold online twitter.com/natalietran/st…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : hey do any entertainment journos wanna write about my TV pilot? Its the 1st Aus TV show to have a lead actor with cerebral p…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Black Mirror New Season Trailer usat.ly/2rNV7ic
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
New Video: New Year's Resolution Police >> youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm… << pic.twitter.com/xOGk2JXUCG
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
getting older is looking at people who have any other job and wondering if that’s a better route
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just FYI the Crystal Palace trending is not the Vietnamese function centre in Canley Heights
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
ooooooohhhhh yeeessssssssssssssss twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Good morning @thetomska pic.twitter.com/7W5KenT8C0
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Don't let the government say on your behalf that you agree to human cruelty just because you want there to be a better way to process.
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
No, I was listening to a song that kicks me in the guts. It's ridiculously sad when you listen to the lyrics despit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
To those who told me how grateful refugees in camps should be for the medical care we provide twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mikkipedia : I think the Banksy thing is pretty badass but never forget that in 1998 Chris Burden installed a battering ram connected to…
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hope you're well and happy! Happy holidays!
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
tag a friend who tag viral social media
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
It's late and not so good but new vid uploading today soon! pic.twitter.com/v2WZhFnWnS
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just got asked to paint the house number on the bins and I've never felt so alive and trusted.
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today there are rallies to protest the treatment of Refugees on Manus and Nauru. Please go to one. 12 deaths. Chi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 29th 2017
@natalietran
because look what happens twitter.com/natalietran/st…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
This is just getting ridiculous. smh.com.au/federal-politi…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is a poor reflection of who I am but whenever a bookstore doesn’t have the book I want in stock I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
email from dad pic.twitter.com/89OCtH0FNe
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hey guys! I'm one of the judges in this comp so if you're Aussie,over 15,and have any cool ideas make sure you enter amp.twimg.com/v/15b9e70d-fd0…
April 24th 2017
@natalietran
now a reality pic.twitter.com/RvG5uRWNVt
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
really want to become a pro athlete so that I an achieve something on the court/field then wink, kiss my hand, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, ramblings from fb, but this is something we should be able to talk about simply. facebook.com/doctors4refuge… pic.twitter.com/WQLIb4fwpo
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if the feta in salads feels like the hot girl in school
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : NEW VIDEO youtu.be/9PKrG1UTbO4 In this vid my cat plays King Feline III - Eater of Foods. Enjoy! https://t.co/OarEIO36…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
I've genuinely offered to kill people for my best friend. That is friendship.
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I have barely made a dent in my workload which means it’s time to online stalk couples who’s weddings I’ve filmed to see how they are
January 17th 2015
@natalietran
Any people taken photos with the a7r? Is it a good compact stills?
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
Well, midnight, here we are again. You, me, and that work I didn't do earlier.
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
If 2018 was a bit of a let down, go somewhere quiet, close your eyes, reflect, and know you're the reason for that.
June 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Had a great chat with dad today. His father was arrested and killed for being on one end of politics and my dad was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes you just need to take a deep breath, take a step back, and sit next to a couple making out in the sun eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
It's depressing how cool and fashionable the mannequins in kid's shops are.
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
How do I bring home a million hazelnut stroopwafels? Amsterdam, I might have to move here. pic.twitter.com/kR2hKqc5fZ
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Harder to sneak into work conferences in hotels than movies would have you think
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing that quite beats killing time while your vibrator's app updates
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @GreatDebates69 : It’s here! Holiday special with guests @bjnovak and @JohnMayer ! Gather round for spirited Debates! Spotify, iTunes, wh…
July 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I could crack my own back I'd never need to see another person again
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Done. I'm writing Crazy Impossible Missions pic.twitter.com/bMQFXc3VCr
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
I'm a very unfashionable person but I really admire the confidence of those who confidently wore amazingly out ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was at my lightest I was pretending a lot of things tasted like rice and pasta
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
New trousers came today and yes, these will look exactly they way did on me as they did the model pic.twitter.com/QYJvpASeVo
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
A handful of pasta per serving worries me. I have small hands
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Anh Do's show. Great show but I really need someone to tell him Auburn is great. Hashtag auburn kid for lyf
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
power move, sending the news as photo of you with a snake as your head shot. I like it. twitter.com/RadioNational/…
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I think it's time to quit the internet but then I realise I would be happier and we don't want that happening
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
friend: When did you find out Santa wasn't real? me: When I was born to Asian parents
March 17th 2017