videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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October 16th 2016
@natalietran
And of course, yes, housing prices in Sydney are insane and it is hard for people to buy houses. But yeah, don't eat brunch if you're saving
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
I have a lot of “before” photos
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @JennaGuillaume : 19 times @natalietran was basically all of us buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume… pic.twitter.com/Hkxk7mHn6W
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sunrise green screening out their protesters and using stock footage of an empty martin place behind them is so ama… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 12th 2020
@natalietran
Today I finally visited Green Square library and wowow it's so good! I even found a Nick Cave comic. I gush about… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
Can confirm that @SimuLiu eats superhero quantities of food. I think he consumed a litre of dairy after this pic.twitter.com/dtYevFpaUa
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
Last night I had a dream that I went to the shops for a pen. They didn't have any in stock that had a nice thicknes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Baby, you're gonna miss that plane
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
all these parents getting to meet their kids for the first time during quarantine
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
you should be allowed to shoot someone if they're licking an envelope and make eye contact with you
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
From today's protest. If you're against the way people are being treated on Manus, *COME* to the protests. Let peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like it's a personal attack when my partner brings home novelty cups that you can't wash in the dishwasher. A very personal attack.
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
... 6 million? How much netflix did she watch? twitter.com/Variety/status…
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Very sorry about this but unfortunately I will no longer be able to attend @Vidcon this year :( pic.twitter.com/JGtfAvAn9O
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the existential crisis you would suffer daily as the assistant of a celebrity like this twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
February 10th 2016
@natalietran
I saw a dog wearing a diamond studded collar being carried down the street while its owner hand fed it cake. I don't care if aliens invade.
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody really knows which switch turns on which light in their house
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hoomans. So weak.
November 27th 2019
@natalietran
they didn't have names before?! twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
The quickest and most effective way for us to do something about climate change is to change our diets. Huge effect and we can do it.
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
at some point, everybody goes through a loyalty points addiction
June 4th 2017
@natalietran
Much love to London
January 28th 2020
@natalietran
Typed my name, Natalie, into a form on my phone and my phone's predictive text suggested "Portman" as my surname. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
wow, that was intense *puts on lipstick* Done for now but maybe let's go for it again soon!
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
My partner asked what the phrase "I have so much love to give" means. Good sign? Bad sign?
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Let's share? Here's my morning playlist open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t… can you recommend some stuff for me? open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t…
March 7th 2020
@natalietran
but can we still touch other people's faces?
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I hope Tony's mother is near the bar because she's Tony's mother
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
I watch tv shows like it's my job and I really want that promotion.
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday @markpollard !! This guy. 8 years ago I was pretty down and he let me start tagging along to work wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
Free this morning if someone wants to take me out to a nice breakfast or high tea and pretend the election didn't happen
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
don't let my family see this twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I have to be extremely comfortable with somebody to feel OK wearing shorts around them
January 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Shouting my new mate Nesta a kebab because kebabs rock and so does Nesta ( and his lovely gf ) #OneLessStranger pic.twitter.com/yP9E8rCysm
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : This is #Faysal Ishak Ahmed. He came from #Sudan hoping #Australia would save his life, instead our government killed him. RI…
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
So far places on the list I'm visiting include London, Amsterdam, Vienna, Prague, and Berlin, but very open to recommendations
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Doctor: You sound like you want reassurance. Me: Yeah... so give it to me.
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
J Halpert needed looking at the camera in this photo... pic.twitter.com/UaadepVcIz
November 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Facebook photo of a sunset. Comment from parent underneath: Can you please let me know about your dad's birthday dinner??? Kids are mean
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We versed a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
The make up artist just found 35 bucks in her pocket. Trying to convince her we should quit and go live in the maldives
November 16th 2020
@natalietran
life was simpler when Revenge was a smash hit
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Unspoken rule. When mum goes out for dinner, I drive to home and bring dad McDonalds. Then we hide all evidence.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
We did a cooking class and the chef was hilarious saying things like ‘so when you cook yourself dinner during the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 15th 2021
@natalietran
cannibal stuff is distracting. More concerned two exes have publicly claimed he is abusive.
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece always accepts food like she's just been proposed to with a gigantic diamond ring pic.twitter.com/Drjp229lF9
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hairdresser: What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Nothing, ok? Every time nothing
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
too many babies in grocery stores with smokers cough
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
15% of today was spent hoping people didn't notice my glasses were fogged
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Today Sydney's message in the sky, broadcast to our gay friends and family, tells us why the NO vote is actually the aggressive side
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
So it stops, I'm sorry for calling you a waste if you drew a penis on your ballot. You're passionate and represent freedom of speech.
November 23rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @naamanzhou : One food delivery rider has died every two weeks since the end of September theguardian.com/business/2020/…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Your message isn't to people smugglers, it's to the insecure, racist, xenophobic side of Australia. Shame on you. twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
There should be an option on clothing sites to see the clothes on people who are short, regret a lot of choices, and forgot to buy bread
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
It's ridiculous that we're not in love yet
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
<3 nah, never annoyed by it. It's very kind. Not too busy, just feel like a shitty/shit person. Amazed I had the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
It's @veritasium ! <3 twitter.com/Sydney_Science…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @thedavidferrier : Hi! follow my Insta for new cartoons pretty much every day! Love, David. Instagram.com/davidferrierca… https://t.co/vQfDWL…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Fairy bread before dinner is for true champions pic.twitter.com/uT815VFo30
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
morning! twitter.com/smh/status/101…
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just sweated out 834789379287342098 calories getting up at 3am to buy BTS tickets in another country for my friend.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 28th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ShoebridgeMLC : Just received more than 90,900 signatures for Justice for David Dungay Junior to present to the NSW Parliament. We will…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
*THIS* is the bad place twitter.com/abcnews/status…
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
please destroy me
July 1st 2020
@natalietran
Was driving home and saw my next door neighbour walking to the shops so I pulled over and offered to drive her ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
I wear too much tv merch to be OK
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
while waiting though, feel free to check out the little vid int I sat with @GuardianAus tinyurl.com/orrnzwz and try to ignore my sleeve
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How outrageously wonderful is music? There are songs I wish would just come alive and devour me.
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oddly personal question but has anyone here had their eggs frozen? Thinking of getting it done and want to know wha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to anyone affected by the earthquake in Nepal. Terrible news
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oh my god why are sick kids so annoying? Right, @PeterDutton_MP ? Like UGH twitter.com/racvictoria/st…
November 24th 2019
@natalietran
Today I met someone really lovely who said she watched my videos and I took off my glasses because they started to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 22nd 2020
@natalietran
asked my dad if he wanted to Skype and was told nobody Skype's anymore. We're all on zoom.
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
Watched Mad Max Fury Road. Summary: kidnap 1 Victoria's Secret Angel and 4 Seafolly models and the world loses its shit.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If you're one of the few people who haven't been told to watch @Hannahgadsby 's Netflix show, you really must. Thank you, Hannah. Just. Wow.
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly in awe of the strength of women everywhere. Happy International Women's Day to all.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
My parents keep getting sent bill looking "ads" by car insurance companies that present as a bill with due date etc. It's outrageous.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
someone just called me the Donald Trump of whatsapp and I don't think I've ever felt such shade
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
Elon Musk needs some people to tell him 'no' sometimes. This is outrageous and can we highlight the underlying raci… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
It seems unreasonable how many people I know who have nicknames for their stepmothers that are excellent puns about being a gold digger
June 22nd 2020
@natalietran
I try to not make too many assumptions about people because life is complicated and we seem to stop sharing as much… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 17th 2020
@natalietran
One of my favourite things of late has been playing Scattergories with Rowan after dinner. Every time he goes to re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 16th 2015
@natalietran
I spend too much time deciding if I should tuck or untuck my shirt. As if anyone is going to think I'm less of a dick with my shirt untucked
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @figgled : If I had $40 million I would definitely spend it by mailing out little cards asking the public if they think gay people are hu…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
try. harder. What's wrong with you people? I just want you to have a great day! JUST HAVE ONE twitter.com/Zamuroy/status…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
I am constantly waiting for everything to crumble
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Watching kids colour in things the wrong colour makes me nauseous.
June 11th 2020
@natalietran
Today our PM said we never had slavery in this country and pauline hanson actually tried to put an "all lives matte… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
No thanks, person who cares about me. I prefer to take all my advice from sponsored posts online.
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
My mother is incredible at giving compliments that are criticisms. Latest one: It's so nice that having bad skin doesn't bother you
February 26th 2015
@natalietran
If Your Dying Phone Were A Person youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY this week's vid if you missed it.
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Is this getting old? Last John Mayer concert I paid a few hundred to sit on the floor. Now I'm like "hm they have a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
the way we're banging on about it, you'd think we cared about the old people in our lives enough to call them once in a while
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
. @sallyrugg is my hero pic.twitter.com/nbRATyHpF5
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
Happy Vegan Day! Being vegetarian's been swell but today I'm switching to a vegan diet. Diet first then with new purchases once
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
February 11th 2016
@natalietran
If only Australians were as passionate about other issues like we are about drinking curfews
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 1st 2019
@natalietran
beautiful poem on motherhood "I’m desperate for you to love the world because I brought you here." pic.twitter.com/8JduO7LbTr
December 18th 2020
@natalietran
Raised By Wolves discussion please. Thumbs up. Loved it. Love androids. My favourite part of ending any show is go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
32 is actually pretty low for me she said, with "an air of composed, indignant, narcissistic bemusement." twitter.com/truthhunter19/…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
One of my friends told me his relationship had one big rule - If you ever see your first love, you have to run away. How great is first love
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in Brussels! Be prepared to lose all your chocolate and waffles
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
Taxi driver from Melbourne airport started saying how unfriendly Sydney people were and I don’t know why but I lied… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 29th 2015
@natalietran
How to handle a Mezze plate: 1. Try all the dips 2. Go back to Hummus 3. Everyone just wants the Hummus
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Done. I'm writing Crazy Impossible Missions pic.twitter.com/bMQFXc3VCr
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it feels like athletes play sports like they don’t give a fuck about your fantasy tipping comp
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
Well hello! New travel vid >> youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui… << in Monaco. Also, stick around till the end to see what's now available! Eek!
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Finally watched Slow West and loved it pic.twitter.com/30VMNC0eRc
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
It's late and not so good but new vid uploading today soon! pic.twitter.com/v2WZhFnWnS
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
One 0.008 cents at a time twitter.com/bb_steps/statu…
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
One of my most common reoccurring nightmares is one where I'm in a car and the brakes don't work. The lack of origi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Seriously though, hats off to all the cast and crew behind @GoodGameTV It's a real shame to see @ABCTV let this slip. Will be missed X
March 26th 2019
@natalietran
sister sent me this. My niece has apparently been telling the same joke to everybody. Multiple times. Learns from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
just googled what #squadgoal meant. So here's mine. #squadgoal #realsquadgoal Except the doctor and the pirate. pic.twitter.com/6CV3zivKoa
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I love my dad. This is as complicated as our interactions get pic.twitter.com/284xn5Zks3
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
client: I think you forget to log out of our yt account me: Can you see viewing history? client: yes me: :(
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
Just watched Youtube Rewind 2017 and don't even know what to type first in Urban Dictionary
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
Must Contain One Uppercase Letter >> youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ << This week's video if you missed it. If you didn't, you really...
December 19th 2019
@natalietran
The joke is actually on us. They thought we wanted Cats. That's what they thought of us as a society. Collectively. That's on us.
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Aren't we all just a little scared that next they'll announce that we're building a giant wall? We are, aren't we?
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Me: That's it, I'm done. Narrator: No, she wasn't.
May 1st 2015
@natalietran
Got home after 6 weeks away. Checked phone. One voicemail from wig shop.
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
As I pour chocolate flavoured cereal into a bowl at 5pm I think
October 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Excellent. Accidentally sent a client a link to Kermit singing Rainbow Connection instead of their wedding video. youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLb…
July 12th 2020
@natalietran
In my 20s I loved going out every day, finding an adventure, meeting new people etc. Would burst out the front door… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
Picked up a catalogue today that said: ROBOTS 20% OFF Then I cackled and went back into my cave
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theqza : Coming as this does just a month away from the 1st anniversary of Jesse’s death, I’m full of gratitude for the depth & breadth…
September 29th 2020
@natalietran
Rowan detests it when he loses at cards because I'll hold out my hand to shake and say "Good game." So I will do i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
and they say the internet can't make you feel happy twitter.com/CNN/status/885…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the feedback and recommendations yesterday! Really appreciate it and will look into them
December 21st 2020
@natalietran
mate. I love a good old critic and audience clash on Rotten Tomatoes. I love it.
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Great piece by @FarahNasser on @globalnewsto twitter.com/globalnewsto/s…
January 17th 2020
@natalietran
I bet that'll shoot down your plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To set you on your feet again Mayb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
my mum got sent a bouquet of flowers and is having a meltdown. She called and then started texting pic.twitter.com/ZFFIFkk5cS
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
when robots give you updates they spare no feelings pic.twitter.com/2XOxqsNddY
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
email from mum: Skin looks better. Looks OK
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Look. He's there first! @mickyb273 waiting for me to come make his day amazing. pic.twitter.com/5jt6j7jOPH
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I would like to order all the pasta please Waiter: what does that mean? Do you want to order a pa- Me: All. The. Pasta
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
If Alan Jones was really sorry... he'd... project it onto the Opera House so we could all see it. Just for ten minutes.
January 6th 2019
@natalietran
They cut before you can see but the black van that picks up Marie Kondo actually lifts off the ground and flies her back to her planet
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the concern and lovely messages. Everything's ok with me, I just need to be home during that time for some family stuff. X
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
omg I love how political Jude Law is getting these days #blessed twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Take a hard look. Our Gov just sent these girls to a maximum security prison in the middle of the night. Away from friends, the…
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
Genuinely just asking the question why did police think the victims in the lorry accident were Chinese? Did they ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
[saying goodbye to a friend] friend: It was so lovely seeing you! See you soon! me: Please don’t leave me alone wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Wearing Ao dai...s? Ao dais? What's the plural? pic.twitter.com/podQDWeHsw
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Sorry, shop paused! I'll tell you when it's back up X
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
to the lifeguard at the pool today: I know you were just standing there to put the pressure on. You knew I couldn't finish that lap :(
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
People need to be less sad about break ups. You only start going to the gym during a break up, it's great for you healthwise.
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
I'm pretty sure everybody sleeps next to two boxes of crackers, a packet of chips, and a box of cookies. Sad part i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 10th 2015
@natalietran
I decided to go vegetarian at the start of the year and today mum made me vegetarian pho. Best. pic.twitter.com/hF9zhqDO3W
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
my youngest niece freaking loves the Do-Re-Mi song. She thinks I wrote it. This is a nice feeling. It means a lot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
fuck me dead popsugar.com/entertainment/…
July 31st 2020
@natalietran
good. Never stop. More. Not enough. twitter.com/smh/status/128…
November 20th 2017
@natalietran
These two were strangers before they watched me eat a kebab against our car pic.twitter.com/dXGGXJN3eQ
January 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Message from Hakeem al-Araibi, footballer, refugee protected under Australian law, improperly detained in Bangkok Remand…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
sorry some of you I can't seem to reply to for some reason (is there a setting?) but please know I've read the comments!
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Faysal Ishak Ahmed's death happened on our watch, Australia. We'll have to tell future generations we put people in camps and let them die.
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm learning Internet lingo so here is og @johngreen pic.twitter.com/uTXfLp7ZkH
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
70% of my time socialising is spent having people tell me I put my shirt on inside out
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Really admire how babies hold onto things for support when they dance. Like they know it’s going to get intense for them to manage
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Matt's great! Always love watching him! Even when he's not on stage! Even when he thinks nobody is watching because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
please send @mickyb273 videos of you singing with your eyes closed
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I love how disappointed young people look when their car pulls up in the lane next to mine and they see me. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. HAHAHA
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Five year old niece wrote a song about having no friends. It made me so sad. Nobody is going to be her friend if she keeps this up :(
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
Love that magazines make video content of Victoria's Secret models showing you their make up routine. I don't need… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
It was you. I'm sorry. Also, you're very kind and cool and keep up the good work. twitter.com/MaddyMooCow/st…
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know I share this often but if you haven't seen @nashedgerton 's Bear (sequel to Spider) it's great vimeo.com/26766999
February 8th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful evening at @Concertgebouw and such a pleasure to get to hear the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra pic.twitter.com/CdmRBpgjVV
April 1st 2020
@natalietran
Hi! hi! Could someone make sure this guy doesn't hurt someone? The whip mixed with the anger that builds up by the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
I hear front row tickets are $1500 twitter.com/KIIS1065/statu…
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
I didn’t choose the tracksuit life. The tracksuit life chose me
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I write my autobiography, I will name this part of my life the “Googled mixed race babies for hours” chapter.
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
Watched the Fyre festival film and it was fucking insane. People want to go to parties?
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Men should tell you at the beginning of a date if they went through a thing where they were a DJ at parties. It's a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
No idea why F1 is still happening this weekend in Australia and why other events that involve thousands gathering t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 13th 2020
@natalietran
The role of a good partner is to reply to the other person asking 'do you want anything from the shops?' with 'Surp… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Please. Really looking for distraction to avoid work. Happy to be catfished.
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
babies with too much hair make me feel weird but happy
June 23rd 2020
@natalietran
Isn't it crazy that one day this baby will be an adult saying something like "Who is our home and contents insuranc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
How great are these headlines from the sag awards? Wish ppl wrote about me like this. Natalie shows off her wrists… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
Legitimately find it difficult to cook when I don't have chopsticks. Making a stir fry? Need chopsticks. Making a c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
urban dictionary is becoming the 14 year old daughter I have to turn to and ask, "WHAT ARE THE YOUNG FOLK SAYING ON THE INTERNET?"
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
My neighbour had her children, grandchildren, and many friends over for a bbq yesterday evening. They kicked a ball… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hot guy: Listen, I can’t solve your depression. Me: OMG would it HURT TO TRY
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Every human has the right to medical treatment. You might be lucky to be Australian but you don't deserve rights mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
Naw, this is a non-parallel structure problem. Leave the Oxford comma alone. With or without the commas, it has iss… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How To Cross When A Car Stops For You >> youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 << rt if you feel it
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever anybody asks me what my biggest achievement is, I show them this. pic.twitter.com/wDvALAw96w
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
sales assistant: is there something you’re looking for in particular? me, pointing at my chest: something to fill t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
personally I think he's forgoing a lot of role play potential but if you're going to @russellcrowe 's auction and co… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 9th 2020
@natalietran
Should time travellers ever come, how on earth can I explain the influx of videos of people making epoxy wooden tables tops?
October 13th 2020
@natalietran
RT @thejazzemu :
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
New trousers came today and yes, these will look exactly they way did on me as they did the model pic.twitter.com/QYJvpASeVo
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
wow! twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/…
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Quincy Jones: and that's how time travel was invented Interviewer: That's incredible Quincy Jones: What's incredi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @WFP : The situation in northeast #Syria is dire. People say what they need most is food, medicine, clothes and other daily essentials.…
January 4th 2021
@natalietran
Hey I did a price match thing for the first time today. That thing where a company says if you find a cheaper price… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
If heaven is anything like iCloud, I will not know the password to get in
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
To have just a fraction of your thirst for life instagram.com/p/Bh2mAtCnq1A/
November 13th 2017
@natalietran
A stranger tried to help guide me while I reverse parked my car. I decided I would not trust his judgement but woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 23rd 2020
@natalietran
I don't like it pic.twitter.com/f61G8QPy5V
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RaiThisMusic : bandsintown.com/e/100070632?&c… Hi! For NYC friends! Mon July 2 - OZONE SQUEEZE! This is a trio, with Oz Noy on guitar, Darren St…
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Really need to start going to the gym so I can get more upper body strength to scoop out this coconut ice cream.
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
LIES. Guys have HUGE backs. That and be a woman receiving a massage. It ends one way, buddy. You pay for it. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Father of six theguardian.com/australia-news…
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I told a woman who was in the change room section with me that the top she was trying on was really nice. She smiled. She didn’t get it.
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : Join @IISuperwomanII in her campaign to stop girl-on-girl hate. goo.gl/CozhP7 #GirlLove pic.twitter.com/j3xdVacJEm
September 20th 2019
@natalietran
More confounding than how many politicians have done blackface is how many dress up parties politicians seem to attend.
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum: are you scared, sleeping alone? me: I’m 33 mum: you can be killed at any age
July 6th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : We’ve quadrupled our meals made a day at ASRC Catering to support the families in the public housing towers so we can make 1,00…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @markhumphries : “Don’t look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.” twitter.com/cuhlmann/statu…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
thanks, ebay pic.twitter.com/SniCKkgysI
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
7 year old niece asked for and received a pedometer for her birthday. Now she monitors and tracks how many steps sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry about all that. I'm really happy to hear criticism and know the video was limited in what it explored. Asian… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
it's good twitter.com/thomas_violenc…
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
How ballsy is it when a guest asks if they can have a water? I love it
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
April 7th 2020
@natalietran
Absolutely devastating and heartbreaking for victims. Remember this when people complain about how easy it is to be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I have so many bad things to say about religion and the fact that religion is being used as a wall to hide behind when voting No is so sad
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
There's a lot of crazy news these days so to add to it, they now sell Sour Patch Kids in larger quantities. pic.twitter.com/CrG21oGWnK
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but new vid uploading. *Australian upload speeds apply pic.twitter.com/xCo4gUwHEF
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
you'd better kiss me
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Love it!! Can't wait to visit this library. So many cool looking spaces. twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
October 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AcousticTrench : Here Comes The Sun ☀️❤️ youtube.com/watch?v=F4we73… pic.twitter.com/pvRvQQ8ulQ
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
anybody here used the remarkable paper pad? I always write in notebooks and have to type things up later and am won… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Today someone guessed I was 35. I said they were correct just to make the situation less sad.
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Jesus. @realDonaldTrump 's tweets are like the crazy emails a racist grandad forwards you when he learns to email. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to put your music session on private pic.twitter.com/LovZLVwJ8G
April 2nd 2020
@natalietran
longer interview with Jason Jigs, jigsaw/puzzle photographer pic.twitter.com/wqh5TFh3y4
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
Human rights have been politicised. Our governments have broken International law. This is a crime. Our governments have committed a crime
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks @NextShark for pointing out that I should not talk about receiving abuse from some men because it's irrespon… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
my second virginity to whoever can invent a hug where you don't have to touch the other person
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just awful. 13.3 percent! '730,000 Australian children living below poverty line abc.net.au/news/2016-10-1… via @ABCNews
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
I was on a train once when a guy started masturbating to me. At first I was scared but then got angry and when stop… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 2nd 2016
@natalietran
The models in posters at optometrists really give you false hope
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
my friends are troopers pic.twitter.com/1F6SQ8BuRd
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
My bad. There was a warning at the beginning of Rihanna's new vid re the gratuitous nudity and pornographic treatment of violence. My bad
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
Niece: Why do you have to bring your phone if nobody calls you? Me: :(
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha love this. Agree with @raychenviolin . Don't trust people who don't like the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto instagram.com/p/Boq371qDg2F/…
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
My desperation turns me off
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
aw Ray! twitter.com/raychenviolin/…
June 11th 2020
@natalietran
really hoping this passion for the question "do all lives matter?" is applicable when people arrive here to seek as… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid >> youtu.be/h-lwsZTl5PY << What Would Flies Say? Yeah, it's that kind of internet. pic.twitter.com/gxJAMsLNqe
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Man I love period dramas. This woman is turning down marriage proposals like a machine.
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Love it twitter.com/_Avery_/status…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
fucking called it twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Is it a good or bad sign when your friend decides you look like the warning picture for his tobacco? pic.twitter.com/KSBqWi9GDf
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
I took a couple of photos outside without him so my punishment was physical activity catch up. @veritasium pic.twitter.com/Rq9LBTJL25
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
This survey was a joke, should never have happened, and caused a lot of pain. SO IN YOUR FACE, ALL YOU NO FUCKERS #MarriageEquality
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
I'm always upset when I think about what title or label a reality show would give me. None of the options look good
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Play an annual baseball game with friends and made these hats for one of the teams. I wear the hat out sometimes an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 2nd 2016
@natalietran
GO big sporting event that's happening tonight! Do it! Do sports!
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
I work on my high fives constantly in case I become a pro basketball player
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Andrew_Denney : Just witnessed incredible bravery from members of the public and ⁦ @FRNSW ⁩ officers chasing down a man on a stabbing ramp…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, hair conditioner, I'm looking at you to really turn things around for me
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
happy book week! youngest niece did her first book week dress up and asked why my sister didn't also make her the c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Information regarding advocacy by concerned citizens & organisations for Hakeem al-Araibi is attached. Targets, themes, a…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
whelp pic.twitter.com/Du0XAvNysz
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
Some days I want to let my hair down and just enjoy being amazing
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Tell them to give me a call. I can show them the world. Take them wonder by wonder. twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're…
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t believe in soul mates but I have to believe there’s someone out there who wants to make me gnocchi, read me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
Had a conversation with someone who pointed at me and told me 'my daughter is dating one of you, a Chinese or Japan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sleemol : Just about everyone knows this iconic photo of @FredHollows - but perhaps not the story behind it. news.com.au/lifestyle/real…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
I'm at the point now where I travel and think things like, "my cat would have loved this" I guess it's all over for me
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adilray : Those who point fingers of blame to Muslims and immigrants and those that prop them up as columnists, pundits or programme gue…
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @BSCA_Aus : Thoughts to all those in harms way today and solidarity to all the firies working to bring the situation under control 100 h…
January 15th 2021
@natalietran
This. I know it's hard not to get caught up with the cannibal thing and all the jokes. And it makes sense because i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
oh shiiieeet look at her petticoat. Who does she think she is?
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
My dad watched BIG but missed the beginning. He told us, "BIG was a great movie but I don't understand why he turned into a boy in the end?"
March 23rd 2020
@natalietran
In my spare time today I've been trying to learn how to draw cartoon sketches and going terribly. Really terribly.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng :
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Sydney, I'm about to get on a flight to DYKWIA at the Cafe Lounge at 730 with @mattokine @natalietran @genfricker @aaronch3…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love the attitude of my hormonal self- She's a bitch who just wants sex and then be carried to the sofa to watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Hahaha what? why? It was fucking horrible. Surprise surprise. I'm sorry, should have seen you when we were there.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 4th 2020
@natalietran
Filmed a wedding once where the crowd danced so hard it was like a music festival. There was crowd surfing, dance b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Tonight I'm hanging out with @amnesty Oz @amnesty and they'll be streaming some live on fb so stay tuned
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I liked drinking alcohol. Could really use a water on the rocks right about now. Like the most h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
cutie twitter.com/DetJessRamirez…
May 25th 2020
@natalietran
People are weird about ghosts. This place is haunted by Frederick the Great. Get over prejudices. Frederick haunted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Got my new license. What the actual fuck. Hand on my heart I thought I was smiling when this photo was taken. I eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Cargo pants really convinced me they were going to be hip forever.
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Yay! New @blackmirror trailer! If you haven't seen it, do! My favourites are S2E1 youtu.be/ld9m8Xrpko0 <3 & S1E3 youtu.be/Sw3GIR70HAY
April 12th 2020
@natalietran
folks, it's been a wild ride.
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Let's lie in bed and listen to this audiobook together. They're about to hook up. I'm excited.
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing quite as lovely as the hints of yellow ochre everywhere when driving through new south wales
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
Being Australian is offending someone from overseas with a joke
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
I only go leave my house to talk to other people about what they watch when they're at home.
January 11th 2021
@natalietran
had a makeup lesson today! Sort of sad I left it so long before learning how to put things on my face. I usually ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
BBC News - Zimbabwe crisis: Army takes over - Mugabe 'detained' bbc.com/news/world-afr…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rub the on-screen chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone all over my body
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, website. I'd love to receive news and updates from you. I barely call my own mother but yes, please, do keep in touch.
January 2nd 2020
@natalietran
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait, do you have to kill the lemmings in this scenario? No. NO. What the frak is this brutal game? LEAVE NO MAN BE… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
Does God have a manager? Someone who reviews him at the end of every quarter? I don't think he's doing a great job.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
Same xoxo twitter.com/chrysnathemm/s…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh, Mr. Darcy... you are handsome enough to tempt me #prideandprejudicejoke pic.twitter.com/fBLmnoYJW0
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < This week's vid if you missed it
January 2nd 2021
@natalietran
You know what the best thing about New Years is? It gives you "Happy New Years" which fills 2 seconds of conversati… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, change that to ages 13-29. I thought up a few things
March 30th 2018
@natalietran
Now a Rugby League fan
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
here's a link to the stream. youtu.be/MY29Zv8cuRc sorry I couldn't keep up with the chat, honestly thought it wo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Dad took me to violin lessons for 15 years. He then took violin up after retiring. Today we saw him play a concert!! pic.twitter.com/GyORJpcI32
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k… <<
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
The things that we two could plan
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey! Tonight at 9pm on Ch10, my wonderful friend @TroyKinne 's show Kinne Tonight is on. Make sure you check it out! x
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Stop - Country in drought - Kid attempting suicide in offshore prison - Any other problem happening right now they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AdamSinger : Who wrote this story, a bird? twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Part of me hopes that when Obama comes back from his vacation he goes to his inbox and clicks on a website flash sale email or something.
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
Guess which one I am pic.twitter.com/mQxNxsVRtG
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
. @timtimfed 's new short REBOOTED is out and it's also @filmink 's short feed of the week! youtube.com/watch?v=1Rkn6r…
August 7th 2020
@natalietran
It's not the point but 7 restaurants in 48 hours? He was in a Mary's for just 30 mins and got served? twitter.com/smh/status/129…
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Yay our #ASRCTelethon is trending, all organic baby!!! Call 1300 692 772 and #donate for #Worldrefugeeday2017 https://t.co/ow0w…
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
A teacher learnt the violin to be able to teach it to the kid who got one! Good teachers are saints twitter.com/ABCTV/status/1…
June 28th 2020
@natalietran
my 7 and 4 year old nieces watch so many cooking shows that when we just made some choc chip cookies, they broke th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
thank you for explaining football twitter.com/leesha666/stat…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
It makes me slightly uncomfortable that people refer to their online community as their 'family' or 'fam' because I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
To my friends in the LGBT community, I'm so sorry about how particularly awful this time must be. Hopefully this to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't often write about what I eat but today I ate half a banana before noticing the peel was still on. So I guess I'm a foodie after all.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
they're incredible. #ThaiCaveRescue twitter.com/2mins_2_win_it…
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @anandMenon1 : ‘Low value people’ twitter.com/bbcnewsnight/s…
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what time travel is like but I have missed a step while walking down stairs and that's some crazy shit
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally sent this to a colleague instead of my best friend. People are kind. What a diplomatic reply. pic.twitter.com/Dks8DAZXO8
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
how do you get off someone's shoulders as an adult?
April 8th 2020
@natalietran
RT @CharEKing : Witness J has released a statement overnight: “...it remains important that everyone who can report to the police does so...…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Have a great day!
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
well done twitter.com/bechillcomedia…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : #BREAKING A #Rohingya man who had been found to be a #refugee has just tragically died on #Manus. The men must be evacuated…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
really want to start wearing nighties but I'm worried I'm going to turn myself on too much and won't be able to sleep?
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely lady in Newtown. My pants didn't fit and I was holding them up with my hands in my pockets so I didn't hug you properly
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
We're incredibly lucky to be voting today. In other parts of the world people fight for this. Happy voting and talking about sausage sizzles
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Star proof: Got free gelato TWICE Got staff discount on camera Sometimes free biscuits Free loaf of bread (it was… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Thought I had come up with an ingenious new, faster way to make tea. What an egregious error. Wish I hadn't gotten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I really hope Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio spend as much time googling my relationships as I did theirs
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Here's something I learned from Ladbible
October 21st 2020
@natalietran
but I reckon ships passing in the night would do cool stuff like honk horns and shine lights and stuff
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
If your Jiu-Jitsu class isn't in a classroom above a row of shops, is it really Jiu-Jitsu?
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
I hope models see me in my stained pyjamas and think "She looks so good. It's her short legs and long torso...no way I could pull that off"
May 30th 2020
@natalietran
not to sound too desperate but if anybody in Sydney/NSW ever does anything ocean related where you can see sea-life… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
get in line twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
I say things that are so left, people get offended and think I'm right. Saying everybody should have access to good education is CENTRE.
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
well I just fell in love twitter.com/Thatwasmymom/s…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I thought I was just a normal person. Then I got into social media. Now I know I'm great.
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hank, you're the little sister I never had pic.twitter.com/uQpgprxDnd
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
How do people share photos of them in change rooms online? Change rooms are where I cry
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Ryan Reynold's relationship with Blake Lively is so sweet. It reminds me of my own relationship with Blake Lively.
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
New favourite hobby: Buying people better presents than their partners
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading now! so it was a weird video and I delayed but have decided to upload because I like to make you feel uncomfortable
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
Thinking of taking up cello. Anyone picked it up as an adult? After playing a treble instrument? Played violin for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
carry in case hoomans talk to you pic.twitter.com/V6SImpPp7y
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
"In the value of value How can we be a nation unless we feel things" love this twitter.com/ABCArts/status…
September 29th 2019
@natalietran
In Egypt I had the most intense tour guide. Once he quizzed me about ancient gods. "Why did Ra get angry Nut was p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, I wouldn't usually share 'I just donated' stuff but it's nice to remember what your money can do, especially with all the gift giving
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
I'm laughing so much. Dad just emailed me a poem I wrote when I was 10 in Vietnamese and a rough translation of it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 19th 2021
@natalietran
from now on must insist on partners having life sized smiling cutouts. Especially ones I know won't last. Such a gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
no, you turned out BETTER. You definitely don't have issues. There's an adjective in there before the word 'Asian' twitter.com/SuperSSJGoten/…
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
It confounds me that people think it's appropriate to be so late to appointments. It's entirely rude. I always make… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Our #ASRCTelethon auction is live now
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair how little you guys trust me. Do you know how many fathers I have come up to me and grill me, asking me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
Come here and teach me things
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
going through old notes on my computer and either this is a terrible summary of Sliding Doors or 2015 me didn't kno… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Happy Lunar New Year. We took this photo so mum can send it to her one million friends pic.twitter.com/NAeoARm3cM
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : Peaceful protest continues today in #Manus prison. You have no right to cut power & water on 900 ppl who've been tortu…
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Is there a fetish where the person likes to take you to watch musicals?
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran Who is this?
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
if you can't beat them, force them twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
October 9th 2020
@natalietran
My sister just texted a photo she took while in my car today. She said she'd use it to blackmail me. Go ahead and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
my apologies, @mickyb273 It is most definitely two stories pic.twitter.com/ryRTVfejUv
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
I just had a conversation with someone and all I remember is that they had fantastic hair
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Relationship advice is usually pointless because nobody else can know the intricacy of what goes on in your relatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Today mum told me, "Sometimes I don't want to brush my hair or wash my face either... but I do. I do."
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
course they do. Freaking bad ass turtles. twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how many other unhappy people are checking their local supermarket's opening times online right now
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
continually doing this until Thursday. pic.twitter.com/mKyQTVp5XI
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Despite all the hype, no stranger has offered me candy?
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
do it @Socceroos ! #GoSocceroos #DENAUS
June 13th 2020
@natalietran
Blocked before I could ask if I'm the paper Australian and if you are too. One of the very obvious things that ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2017
@natalietran
Played I Spy with my 4 year old niece. Obliterated her.
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
So sorry, just arrived in London, gov'na and am a little jetlagged. It's weird because all I did was watch movies on the plane for 24 hours
August 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @raychenviolin : Enjoying my favorite part in the Sibelius
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
Quick, quick, quick, let's go Kiss me and take off your clothes
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Put some highlighter on my cheekbones. When do I become hot?
December 5th 2019
@natalietran
Excited to see this old Australian person making decisions twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
Me: I should learn to dance and try to become a @SydneyKings cheerleader so I can go to games Partner: Or you could work and pay for tickets
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
Why were they fogged? Only people who wear glasses would understand. We have no control over the heat our bodies and good looks produce
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I’m so sick of falling in love with my bodyguards
June 11th 2020
@natalietran
for someone who hates asians, she dresses exactly like most older asian women I know twitter.com/angryasianman/…
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
I never know what to say when doctors touch my tummy and ask if it hurts. It hurts more than if you don't touch my tummy. Why go outside.
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine being a grandparent and knowing people are silently fighting to not say hello to you on the other end of the phone
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @niccolethurman : every Fashion Instagram page looking like:
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
Just saw a life insurance ad that was as emotional as a Pixar short. It had a twist and everything.
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I wake up and my hot water bottle is cold I hug it, just so it knows I'm in this for the long term.
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute… just wearing a fitbit doesn’t make you fit?
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Computer, I don’t want to update anything. Ever. Not in an hour, not tonight, not tomorrow. Now get off my lawn
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
No, I'm not apologetic and I'm not "better" than this. I don't like ALL religion. That is what I'm saying. We live in a world where it's
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Please help. I've visited the same animal shelter four times this week and want to take home all the cats. It opens… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a jacket. A young woman wearing the same one saw me. So great, cackling and making someone question their taste.
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mrmarkmillar : I now need to see this over any other movie this week!!! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is flirting with me or if they mean it when they tell me they don't know who… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
My sister got me a label maker for Christmas. Things are about to get existential all up in here pic.twitter.com/a74kRfLSXr
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
Happy New Years Eve! For those without plans >>youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << new vid if you missed it.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @LibyaLiberty : Someone tweeted at me “what are they supposed to do?” And the answer is “never fire tear gas at children for any reason e…
July 27th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ALS_NSWACT : Today the Council of Attorney-Generals has a historic opportunity to #RaiseTheAge. With just the flick of a pen Governments…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
We’ll give up plastic straws and tweet passionately... about the Amazon, yet few of us make space in our worldview… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 22nd 2020
@natalietran
Trying to write a christmas video quickly. Do you guys get christmas lists given to you? As in a list of suggested gift ideas?
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations @raychenviolin ! Listening right now and what a treat to the senses twitter.com/deccaclassics/…
August 9th 2020
@natalietran
She's 8! She also asked what I did to the holes from the middle of the cake when cutting out the 8. "You ate them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
First love is fun and all but you lose a lot of cds and books in the end.
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I remember seeing one of Nash's shorts years ago and loving it so much. Now he's someone who is… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << New video if you missed it pic.twitter.com/OEgOCtMyBS
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
kid: I didn't win a trophy me: Life's not about winning kid: I know, it's about trying me: What? No. Kid, when you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2016
@natalietran
Client insisted on walking me to my car. Saw I parked too close to wall. Watched me climb in through passenger seat. Didn't fire me. Legend.
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
More than 5 ingredients? Cya later, recipe.
July 16th 2020
@natalietran
Not to discount the importance of physical contact but I'm seeing way too many single people on here complaining ab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
How depressing would it be to see a pie chart outlining your failed high five attempts
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
tomorrow! @ronnychieng 's netflix special twitter.com/NetflixIsAJoke…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenGalea : @natalietran Here's a photo of me and my family :) My grandparents and their children came out by boat in the 70's #boatpeopl…
June 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : Last year, 9,000+ donors, artists, musicians, and activists stood united at the #ASRCTelethon to raise $1.1 million to support p…
February 13th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : There is no government policy that can justify the abuse of children #LetThemStay mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-1…
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
Rowan asked me to help him pick a character avatar for a game he was playing. When I looked at the screen I got so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
Hi, I’d like to order some carbs please
July 23rd 2020
@natalietran
confidence twitter.com/smartereveryda…
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Chocolate money instead of real money because it cuts out the middle man
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
On one hand, I'm thrilled to be eligible for my free 10th meal. On the other hand, I just started eating here last week
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I just want to call my home planet and say "humans are fucking nuts, come take me home."
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Valentine's day vid: How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk incase you missed it
November 10th 2020
@natalietran
Every now and then you have to rewatch the clip of Guy Goma who went to the BBC for a job interview as an accountan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
will never not love the many elements that make this photo weird pic.twitter.com/c6U86KkCQ2
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Next time I'll be better and we'll play on a couch I sign " @EA_Bowden : #FIFA16 with @natalietran :D pic.twitter.com/z0NBeNvG7D"
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
uploading!
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I want a whole screen dedicated to @AndrewGaze10 at every @SydneyKings game <3 pic.twitter.com/kWAsjcA48g
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
Instagram, the LinkedIn for good looking people
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think it's true that pets know when you are packing? I feel like my cat knows but also knows doesn't care. She might be happy?
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just realised twitter is the comments section :( ... :) ... :(
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks. Because you can't. It's impossible
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @WIRES_NSW : WIRES and vets from Stewart St Vets in Bathurst out on New Years day treating bushfire victims. This is the paw of a large m…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : It's easier for dog videos to go viral than Asian men so I called in an assist. My pilot airs TONIGHT 9PM @ABCTV https://t…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
David Fox is my mood twitter.com/mip/status/105…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
and if a fucking ad for lamb is trying to equate genocidal colonialists with immigrants, there's obviously a problem with the date.
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
Some early reviews of my latest upload. Watch it here >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/ChIpycjVuv
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
colleague: you know, checking your watch constantly won't make time go faster me: I just want to look busy so you stop talking to me
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
So so good pic.twitter.com/RwYvRuj1Tp
November 24th 2020
@natalietran
RT @naamanzhou : This statistic is sadly already out of date theguardian.com/australia-news…
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
RT @missunitedface : we need a rescue mission for all the personal assistants trapped in quarantine w/their celebrity clients to film their…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
nine years ago (jesus) @perkyWL wrote me this song full of video references and a friend sent it to me last night.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
This scene is ridiculously unbelievable. Who would wear a vest like that under a grey suit in 2018? fuck I'm so ex… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I guess it's time to get those prescription sunnies pic.twitter.com/lXRs75W6Ef
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I would believe it, I would twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I asked a teenager what dabbing was. They explained what it meant, laughed when I tried it, then I killed everybody.
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
tie me up
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the intention of an attractive, redheaded assistant in a tv show with whom you share lots of witty banter
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
what is most upsetting about receiving this comment is that I never thought to sing 'rice rice baby' to my mother a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2018
@natalietran
oh my my my!
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Asking a fit person what they did that morning is like hearing about a parallel universe.
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
One more fangirl tweet about Slow West! It was so beautiful and tender but tense throughout. A really standout film… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
One day someone's going to go through my downloads folder and find 1000000 restaurant menus and 6 photos of nice hairstyles
December 20th 2020
@natalietran
mum: I'm going to try to make pasta presents: pho
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. It’s my fault. I clicked it
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Bring them here Town hall if you're in the area pic.twitter.com/CNXGX3S2iJ
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Cool with being vegan and all that but like come on, enough with the cashews. Everything is fucking cashews.
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I love tv I love tv because this is a serious part of the show and nobody cared there was a giant puffin there. pic.twitter.com/FmMhgJxB6M
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I just procrastinate for another 15 minutes I've made it to lunch time
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
I really hope that @Spotify have a profile on me that reads something like: Psychopathic. One song on repeat for 10 days
October 29th 2017
@natalietran
sometimes I feel young and then google bombards me with ads for family cruises
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : gut-wrenching report from @safimichael on the ground in Colombo theguardian.com/world/2019/apr…
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
she hit "reset password" for the fourth time that morning
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Don't trust sisters who get along. It's unnatural
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Don't mean to be harsh but you should probably kill them, they're probably witches. twitter.com/WhiteandNormal…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Unfortunately not in Sydney otherwise I'd be there! Aaron's great! twitter.com/aaronch3n/stat…
January 19th 2020
@natalietran
*gets on knees and prays* Please Harry and Meghan on House Hunters International
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Sure sex is good but have you ever really wanted a tea and then found out you're carrying just the right amount of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Non-Vietnamese families have chats that look like this, right? pic.twitter.com/oKuEnlORwP
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today I asked my friend if he wanted to open our new planners together because it's exciting. He declined? How goo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 12th 2020
@natalietran
Entered the lottery tonight and missed the live draw so Rowan printed out the winning numbers and then reenacted it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
Just packed @soylent for lunch. I'm tempted to serve it next time I have guests. Prep and consumption time is ideal. "Drink. Now go home."
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
February 19th 2020
@natalietran
When the Queen did this to me it was ROUGH for about 6~9 months but after that you're like whatevs, better off now.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
How Daylight Saving Should Be >> youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E << This week's vid if you missed it pic.twitter.com/zlB9QMCK6v
December 30th 2018
@natalietran
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
No, I was listening to a song that kicks me in the guts. It's ridiculously sad when you listen to the lyrics despit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanhalper : Story: latimes.com/politics/la-na… twitter.com/evanhalper/sta…
March 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @chadloder : Supermarket shelves are empty, so I called my local Indian market. “Do you have any butter?” “We only have ghee.” “Ah, th…
November 16th 2020
@natalietran
Still excellent "I put those out as a joke" youtube.com/watch?v=tJk8Ue…
July 27th 2020
@natalietran
RT @hexprax : I’m trying to think what would make me react this way. Maybe a hamster that could speak English
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
I like it too much Move over darling pic.twitter.com/Ebw29FxGH7
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
At some point humans cared more about other humans than convenience, right? twitter.com/verge/status/1…
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
December 5th 2020
@natalietran
She can't fucking believe which ball he just pulled out. Johnny on the right can though. pic.twitter.com/ziRxAafADd
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
"yeah.. we are- we are bloody bastards" If you don't know about the Aus and the US deal Trump is upset about, Dan… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
Toast: the dinner you eat when your partner is away
February 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @nowthisnews : ‘Being poor is not a character flaw.’ — Rep. Ayanna Pressley attacked the Trump admin for making it harder for families wi…
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I'm loving the @FIAformulaE races, lots of fun. Can't wait to see how it develops.
November 6th 2019
@natalietran
um yes twitter.com/henrylau89/sta…
July 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @_RobertSchultz : My freshman year roommate sat me down Day 1 and was like “Heads up: I’ll be bringing lots of girls and maybe even some…
January 7th 2020
@natalietran
RT @theqza : All the money raised for bushfire relief does not let the government off the hook. Charity does not replace what our taxes shou…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
I really feel like talking over people makes me right
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 @benabrahammusic and @gnash gnash - dear insecurity ft. ben abraham youtube.com/watch?v=oLmYZS…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
whoever invented the personal night lights on planes is an alien
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in New York and all I can think about is how many wig shops there are everywhere. Very excited.
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Niece has started learning how to read in school. Well, that’s what she told me. I told her it was hard to tell bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
mother in law sent photo of her and Matt Leblanc and wrote "met Jean-Claude Van Damme"
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
person: what makes you happy? me: the opposite of these kind of conversations
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
May 26th 2016
@natalietran
While I was in London I got to spend time with @AmiYamato youtube.com/watch?v=mQy73g… Miss you, Ami!
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking Amazing If you HONESTLY feel discriminated against because you are White in Australia, thank fuck you're j… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
If you're the one who lies back during sex and the other person helps undresses you, you're the hot one
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
personally I like to save up all things tell your family that will disappoint them for the festive season. It's very dramatic 10/10
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
Denying people the right to get married is the opposite of love and respect. Just say you don't want people to hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @zdaniel : These are the letters sent by former NSW Fires Chief Greg Mullins and 22 other former emergency chiefs to the Prime Minister i…
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
Happy holidays! Hope you don't run out of conversation too quickly at your family gatherings
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
projectile vomit everywhere twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
July 5th 2017
@natalietran
Love yourself. Forgive yourself. Nobody else will because you’re gross.
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck me dead. I just read an ad for a job and got exhausted by the use of the word 'passion'
October 29th 2020
@natalietran
:( Accidentally just attached this instead of an invoice pic.twitter.com/mwMWQbmGMb
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi world. Please forward message that I too could also use some company. Thanks in advance. twitter.com/NoahCentUpdate…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps I'm the token Asian friend but all my non-asian friends want to watch Crazy Rich Asians with me... but ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2020
@natalietran
love is driving through drivethru with your partner while they scream "check the bag! Is everything there? Is the s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
Here's a vid of my/our 10 year BBQ! >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/OzZqIFNYXE
April 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @LukeUlas : A sense of humour being maintained in Sheffield. pic.twitter.com/cwlKwyAw3I
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : Fuck me - it's about time, Iceland! twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
mum: It's so nice that it doesn't bother you if you look bad
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
A bunch of awesome people are trying to get in my pants and I welcome it. That or they're going to kill me and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
They didn't get in touch so no, not honestly twitter.com/SBS/status/950…
March 25th 2020
@natalietran
Sorry. Turned today's stream on private a couple of hours ago because I realised it had gone to people's sub boxes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
You make me wish I knew how to dance well
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
If you find someone calling out racism (intended or not) as wholly absurd or overly sensitive, maybe... just maybe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
It should be illegal for kangaroos to not come over and hug you pic.twitter.com/lTb1LlKYRL
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Not only is there too much wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, there's a gross praise around the accumulatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
RT @pattonoswalt : Watching the videos from Italy
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
cheersing should be something you can sit out without judgement
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I have and it's wonderful! Sent Hannah a dm about it this morning. Highly recommend. twitter.com/louxley/status…
December 15th 2020
@natalietran
RT @TheShovel : We asked Margaret & David – Australia’s most-loved reviewers – to review '2020'. As usual they disagreed. #WarOn2020 https:/…
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
There's something hot about the way the guy in the kebab shop starts writing "falafel no cheese" on the kebab wrapp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a shopping person but Brisbane, I'm into this shop. Vg hot chocolate too! pic.twitter.com/ShPM9H1EzQ
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
. @RowanJones_ and I have been packing tiny tokens of thanks for some of you coming today! Can't wait to meetyou x pic.twitter.com/ordeiSp9Xg
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I never let kids win. My niece yelled "I won" last time we played a game. "NO," I corrected her sternly. "You LOST.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
naww twitter.com/wongfupro/stat…
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so easy to care and listen to other people’s problems when they’re really attractive and paying you attention.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Please come to Doctors 4 Refugees march this weekend. It's not enough to like or rt. Come and show how you feel facebook.com/doctors4refuge…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
Met a woman today who said she had 'a lover' She was as hot as you imagine someone who uses the word 'lover' to be
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Wooot! <3 twitter.com/nashedgerton/s…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
this picture features many cool people twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
July 10th 2015
@natalietran
Just applied for my first credit card and got rejected. That's ok. I don't need you, banks. My mattress was FINE.
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
How do you log *waiting nervously for friend in illegally parked car- 28978186868 calories* into your exercise diary?
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : hey do any entertainment journos wanna write about my TV pilot? Its the 1st Aus TV show to have a lead actor with cerebral p…
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/hKxb4HfMbv
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Mormonger : Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
my best friend and I are trying to figure out if we dated without realising
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Kicking off my Melbourne @micomfestival festival shows tonight! 7pm, Town Hall.
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : This time next week I’ll be close to five hours into the 32 hour, 100km ⁦#oxfamtrailwalker hike for ⁦ @OxfamAustralia . If…
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
awful theguardian.com/world/2017/oct… If anyone knows a good direct way to send money there please share
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @MoscowTimes : A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
would not be betting on this team in Amazing Race twitter.com/smh/status/925…
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been in a zombie apocalypse but I have been at a party when the cheese platter is brought out
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Mate, I cry sitting down in the shower. I can recommend an EXCELLENT playlist twitter.com/314chler/statu…
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
watched John Wick 3 today. I freaking love that series and that I almost vomited at some of the violence in between laughs.
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
a large part of being a cat lady is spending your time talking to bags on the floor that you think are the cat
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Volcano by Damien Rice open.spotify.com/track/0ksC7In0…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
. @rac_sydney event today in Sydney. However you feel about refugees, I know nobody supports how we are treating them facebook.com/events/1674701…
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
all fantastic descriptors @raychenviolin thewest.com.au/entertainment/…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
I was funny? The greatest trick the devil/politicians ever pulled was the politicising of human rights. twitter.com/WALSTGUY/statu…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know it needs ironing but say it’s fine. Just love me and say it’s fine.
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
#boatpeoplearefamily twitter.com/tifflingx/stat…
January 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @SWatercolour : @natalietran @anthonypadilla no right hand anthony and tipsy right hand natalie make a gr8 couple pic.twitter.com/n1UvH3TiSU
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
People need to stop calling themselves disruptors on Linkedin, Kickstarter, and dating sites. That's a heavy way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2019
@natalietran
Also! Mr Inbetween Season 2 has started on FX and Foxtel youtube.com/watch?v=X40Xab…
January 9th 2021
@natalietran
It's weird when people dress their kids in the same outfit. It looks like they're suitcase women on Deal or No Deal.
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night. Can confirm cinemas are empty on nye pic.twitter.com/YHnDrfIs3M
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : 9 hours left in the #p4a fundraiser this year. Still great perks available: indiegogo.com/projects/proje…
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
It’s ok, I’ll sit out the cheers. It’s never been worth finding a glass. Never
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
me after a break up smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/tex…
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Wrong Level of Elevator Doom > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Because people would prefer if you shot them pic.twitter.com/T3yYpzZGrS
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
I'd prefer it if sexbots were more like humans. Instead of 'I'm lonely wanna chat?' it should be 'I'm insecure and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I could crack my own back I'd never need to see another person again
July 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sad to be missing @vidcon and all the amazing premieres happening there. It'll be my bday though so pretend that's why you're all there!
May 4th 2017
@natalietran
If we're all making big announcements pic.twitter.com/0uz9xQHrfS
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
A vid I made with @CommBank about mateship for Aussie of The Year Awards #sponsored #butimstilljennyfromtheblock youtu.be/7FeoyvBelr0
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what else I thought was going to happen after baking 20 donuts
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I had a dream where @amyschumer slept with my dad, banked at HSBC, and loved Paypal. So I guess don’t eat three bags of crackers before bed.
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
anybody here working on or know anybody working on Alien: Covenant in Sydney?
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Decided on the way to the hairdresser's I wanted a fringe. Hairdresser said no. Not all heroes wear capes.
October 7th 2019
@natalietran
yeah. He once opened a door for me and said something but I was unable to hear over the handsome and charm. I was t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw @MissSaigonUK . Too many feels. Was wonderful to finally get to see Tamsin on stage! pic.twitter.com/dJ39UJlgi3
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
people with conspiracy theories are wonderful
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
Four times a year I like to think my true calling is owning a luxury pet hotel.
December 11th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long term relationship is sending dirty pictures to your partner and having him reply with: Don't send pics. Dangerous.
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Whenever a trailer for a teen movie from Netflix comes out I realise other teenagers must have been living complete… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
This afternoon a boy in a school uniform winked at me. I somehow really needed that today.
May 24th 2015
@natalietran
I want to warn you- when you grow up, photo booths at weddings become one of the most exciting things your friends have ever seen
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Thinking of taking mum and dad to Rotorua in New Zealand. Any recommendations on where to stay in the area?
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
this is the hashtag content I sign up to Twitter for
July 18th 2020
@natalietran
Always address the tension in the room.
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
!!!! Larry David pin and keyring!!! Pretty good. Prettty pretttyy good. Thanks robo!! pic.twitter.com/z0SnVtuBDy
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Owning a drone has really helped me feel even better at being bad at being cool
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
still lost the game. By a lot pic.twitter.com/OZerLMmYeV
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
Favourite ethical (preferably eco friendly) underwear brands? Need to bribe some people into doing me favours so fancy is good
June 13th 2020
@natalietran
all of this is EXACTLY why I always say 'no' whenever someone tries to make a statue of me. Not even little ones.
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
Mum and dad dropped off a bag of lollies out the front of my house. Look what mum wrote on the top of the bag pic.twitter.com/rOCU7Jn11q
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
I scored 14 out of 15 on the survey How Often Do You Read A Friend's Survey Results, Do The Test Hoping To Beat Them, But Then Never Do
August 4th 2020
@natalietran
RT @griner : I’m going to be thinking about this for a long time: currentaffairs.org/2020/08/the-tr… pic.twitter.com/0b88tdtVZd
July 15th 2019
@natalietran
Love hearts and fireworks for Bastille Day pic.twitter.com/KZqhes9uhu
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Next No campaigner that comes to my door will hear "release the hounds" through the intercom
November 20th 2020
@natalietran
Have told 3 dogs I didn't know that I loved them today and meant it each time.
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I think it's time to quit the internet but then I realise I would be happier and we don't want that happening
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just magical. Waltzing Matilda via @raychenviolin open.spotify.com/track/3CGmzfgZ…
July 5th 2020
@natalietran
Can't get over that he's been coaxed into running most probably(definitely) through flattery of ego without realisi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Help. I can't stop pic.twitter.com/xEb3dAY70n
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
boom! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
can finally tick 'watched a show at versailles about marie antoinette that heavily featured pyrotechnics including… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I get it. You order mineral water at restaurants. You're out of my league.
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
She's six now! Someone please invent something really quickly to stop her from getting any older but also allow fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran you trying to keep up with me when we walk down the street twitter.com/HiriartP/statu…
October 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @wxfis : Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
where you sit on the political landscape. votecompass.abc.net.au and chickennation.com/2013/08/18/you… pic.twitter.com/Wh15oa68KE
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
!!
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
December 22nd 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/zGoOYjU0uU
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
someone keeps ringing my landline and hanging up and quite frankly it's been the only exercise I've had in a while
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Borders are imaginary lines created by humans. Don’t let cruelness fool you into thinking such manmade constructs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 16th 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I'm so legitimately worried that in a weaker moment I might join a cult. They seem like a great idea until the guns.
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
my nutritional intake is like that of an unsupervised child
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
Australia has some fucking psychotic people running it buzzfeed.com/hannahryan/aus… twitter.com/HannahD15/stat… pic.twitter.com/gkUjs3n7Rn
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Looking at getting a laptop for writing. Misplaced a notepad and am paying the price. Any recommendations for somet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2020
@natalietran
mum: You and your dad love having your secret little chats. reality: pic.twitter.com/LYBBb7y6JP
September 11th 2019
@natalietran
"Do you have the day off today?" "Nope, I just have zero respect for myself or the way my clothing affects my working environment."
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Santa: It's almost that time of the year again Me: So? Santa: Have you been naughty or nice? Me: Pull up a chair. D… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2019
@natalietran
Hate when people only use twitter for self promotion but I got to drop a Sense and Sensibility quote in a conversat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
This is my favourite picture because you know that robot is the workplace bitch twitter.com/spectatorindex…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, mirror. In my head I looked a lot better than this
September 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @katemclennan1 : What a really inconvenient time to realise you’ll be raising your kid as a single mum. twitter.com/abc/status/117…
August 16th 2020
@natalietran
Thinking of selling all the things I've bought for hobbies so that other people can feel what it's like to have no… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 30th 2020
@natalietran
*gets on knees and prays* Dear God, What was that internet tab I had open about 6 days ago that I didn't save becau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hey, here's a picture of me and three of my favourite boat people- dad, mum, and sister. Would love to see if you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
what a fun and amazing day! Especially the part where @BethanyMota forced @davidblaine into the water for 10 minutes twitter.com/tyleroakley/st…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
.... and how much for an adult's party, Scott? Digging it. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks to whoever just picked up that injured bird :( I was just coming back with a towel and box and it was gone so thanks for helping it!
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrngunnawal : Well it finally decided to sing to me and now I’m singing to it by finishing this Cultural piece. pic.twitter.com/1mlZgxJ1VJ
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : WE NEED YOU! Join our team of volunteers and discover the many ways to support people seeking asylum in our country ✊
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I don't know much about boxing but did everyone just watch someone who is serial batterer of women? What?
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Rightly got judged for writing notes on a paddle pop stick. To be fair, if I were Zoe Deschanel in a movie, this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
You can help homeless youth and support homeless week by grabbing some laces and lacing up #laceitup pic.twitter.com/8O2dmfu4F6
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
gah can't stop looking at his tattoos. Going to be in la next month if anyone has any tips on how to get a last min… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
Well, I don't know if it's the no sleep, the amount of sodium I ate yesterday, or the music, but this video got wei… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RuthHRLC : Australia is one of the few countries on earth that continues to imprison primary school aged children. All Australian gove…
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! What Do People Do With Photos of Food? 》 youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q 《
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, Instagram, I get it. Fit people can wear bikinis confidently in photos. I bet deep down they're unhappy though. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT?
February 13th 2018
@natalietran
My Instagram aesthetic is incredible pic.twitter.com/5xn32myZhz
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
watched a video today where a photographer was showing how he touched up his photos. He hovered his mouse over the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
you're delightful twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
November 1st 2020
@natalietran
It was a doctor who bought the lamp. So yeah, get second opinions. pic.twitter.com/5lO8eao6MM
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan is a fool. He chose midnight to tell me he has a surprise for me and thinks I'm going to let him sleep. He sa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey, come here. I love you.
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
brain: Do not eat birthday cake for breakfast me: It has walnuts on it and nuts are healthy. brain: can’t argue with facts
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, show me a fuckwit tendaily.com.au/news/politics/…
June 17th 2016
@natalietran
Women never check out what I wear but today I carried a cupcake down the street and every head turned. I was Karlie Kloss.
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
this dude... twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
October 28th 2019
@natalietran
Just walked past a couple and overheard the woman say "... so one liked computers and the other did too. Relations… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : If you believe all bad news is fake news, you're accountable to no one. youtu.be/5wYlUuyftN0
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
If you take photos where you're looking over your shoulder at the camera, you're a hot person. That shit is insane
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @theqza : Applications for the inaugural Jesse Cox Audio Fellowship close TOMORROW ie JULY 30 so get your submission in! https://t.co/2UV…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
. @Qantas @emirates Please intervene to help #SaveSaeed twitter.com/leerhiannon/st…
December 19th 2019
@natalietran
I know this isn't what my parents had in mind when they risked their lives to come to Australia or when they worked… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations to Kevin and those who organised today's march. It was incredible to see so many students and young… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
9/10 times when I ask what something is, it turns out to be a bong Why don't people just get high off lollies and pop music? :(
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : We’ve tipped past the halfway mark with just 3 more days to go on our #HumanRights Week appeal. Can you help us reach our ambi…
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
pest control man comes to house and takes off shoes before coming in. Me: This is a TOP person who deserves ALL the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2015
@natalietran
if you're interested twitter.com/pond5/status/6…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
Mum bought us matching sweaters. I told her to wear hers on Sunday and I'd wear mine. She grabbed my arm and said… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 13th 2020
@natalietran
toddlers playing restaurant shouldn't tell you they don't have items on the menu. I hate it. Have you seen your jan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Aren’t dreams incredible? Sometimes they’re so vivid it’s hard to differentiate between a dream and real life. Like… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
Though I try not to be shallow, I will trust anyone who is eating an apple and giving me advice. They just look lik… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
The romantic in me hates this but the practical part of me appreciates this quote "Those items are mine and he cann… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
it's all 'nice to meet you' until they actually meet you
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
heart twitter.com/alanalda/statu…
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
Today I saw a baby and started crying. Being a woman is great.
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The ace @dannymcginlay is here now waiting to take your call at the #ASRCTelethon. Double your donation till 11am! Our friends…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
Thoroughly enjoying the messages I'm getting from friends after they watch MI pic.twitter.com/KoJYBEVQoa
June 11th 2015
@natalietran
headed back to NY. Any recs for a cheapish hotel with rooms big enough to film?* hard to film while travelling *filming with clothes on
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Young love is incredible. There's nothing quite like it. Whenever I see two young people in love I scream "HA! ENJO… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
I am young and know what this means... instagram.com/p/Bq1sM3IBbbi/…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adambspencer : This will be a cracking watch; New film @vitamaniamovie about the science of vitamins #vitamania: youtu.be/GpcUHAlBpnI
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Everybody is equal but when someone tells you they don't eat bread by choice, you both know they're better than you.
March 11th 2019
@natalietran
not sure how you define 'successful' but I'm contemplating applying for a job as an influencer's video editor becau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2020
@natalietran
RT @tarang_chawla : MELBOURNE, NEED YOUR HELP. Police are appealing for assistance to help locate missing South Yarra teen Josephine Webste…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
I am never prepared for quite how disappointing I am to kids who start talking to me about youtube and twitch "do y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
<3 pic.twitter.com/md1KMr1sLF
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : It's our host-with-the-most @natalietran ! Tune into our FB LIVE experiment in 30 minutes to see her in action> https://t.c…
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
... mate, commercials about toothpaste are more exciting than my life twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Spent time with my nieces recently. They're gorgeous. The 4 year old one told me a joke about an elephant crossing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
When I heard a robot had killed someone today, I knew that a small percentage of my friendship circle also whispered, "The Singularity"
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I'm terrified that deep down I'm actually an awful, unloveable, selfish person twitter.com/kimmyceleste/s…
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Staircase Superiority Syndrome >> youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 << pic.twitter.com/dqbL4qp5Vl
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
loved this read. Highly recommend @TrentDalton twitter.com/TrentDalton/st…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, Bing, you can keep trying to be my default search engine. Just fucking brace yourself for some terrible searches.
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
My superpower is being able to tell I'm not going to get on with someone purely based on their excitement of Hallow… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 24th 2019
@natalietran
It's a Saturday night. Let's tell everyone we were out partying pic.twitter.com/xGwGI0cfYr
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
Out of curiosity, do you think there's a specific time frame in which women should have to tell partners about stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @hughriminton : An "awful" loss of "courageous, respected" people - who came here from the US to help. twitter.com/10NewsFirstSyd…
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049/ Blade Runner/ Scifi question: If Asian influence is so big in the future, why are no main characters Asian?
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Let me love you. Just a little. I adore you. Nothing else will do.
May 21st 2020
@natalietran
Terrible news. I didn't win the lottery last night.
March 4th 2020
@natalietran
gofundme.com/f/ce6ztk-toget…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just had a lovely tea with @mickyb273 and wanted to share that he's a good egg
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
One of the most frustrating and humbling things having ocd has taught me is that your brain can lie to you. It can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I hope my old Sims characters are still happy, in love with all their neighbours, and getting promoted
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
Yes it must be exhausting, doing nothing pic.twitter.com/w36e1VFAvo
February 27th 2020
@natalietran
Mark was sitting outside like a mafia boss fist bumping ppl walking by like in the movies. Jason was on the machine… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Happy Bday to my awesome pal @ParkerNorthCa Remember when @taylorswift13 wanted to hang and we said no? Me either! pic.twitter.com/0qtKeMBzvb
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love seeing the ads Facebook serves me. Son, I google things wayyyy beyond my paygrade but sure, keep serving.
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody feel like seeing a play with me tonight?
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
My current kink is letting people go into my kitchen and watching them try to find the bin for just that little bit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
When someone asks you about something you've definitely told them before... you should be allowed to reply 'see above' and leave the room
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
I hope my computer writes notes to its family that read, “She ignored the update notification again today. Please send help. I miss you so.”
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
relationships are just two people arguing over the aircon in a car
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
just donated to people seeking asylum living in Aus who will now be cut off from food and accom. You can too:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @CaseyNeistat : @natalietran she could cut lumber with a chainsaw next to me and i wouldnt wake up. pic.twitter.com/eNIyq10o8m
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : If you're in Sydney city this Thursday night I'll be chatting about my book (and signing a few copies) at this free event! 6…
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
Dad's turning 76 so today we enjoyed some breakfast and Beethoven, just the two of us. He asked me if I remembered… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
can never predict my family chat pic.twitter.com/YZZd2UewPB
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Don't know if it's the Indian food or the Indian food but I think I'm falling in love with the delivery guy
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I'm reading all the celebrity tweets about how boring the boxing match was. Try imagining him beating up women. Surely this is a joke, no?
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
*screams* just fuck off already, July twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Had bag stolen on train to Brussels with laptop, cameras,lenses,sd cards. If found Only want cards & hd. Please email me a pic. Will pay.
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
scariest episode of black mirror so far
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite memories is from a trip to Egypt when someone offered to give a quick history recap. He then cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
This week I join myself on my own podcast
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
It's so weird how there are things you HATED as a kid that you end up loving as an adult like taking naps or getting a good spanking.
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
First impressions can be wrong but the man waiting in the checkout line in front of me has a basket with just lollies so I think I'm in love
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, yes, I understand it's a safety thing but it's not illegal and I don't think people should believe that. Food wastage is not good
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : I hope everyone’s having a happy Sunday! Now take a moment to think about the thousands of low paid Australian workers in…
September 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Scott Morrison is PM for a week and ▪️agreed bisexuals make his “skin curl”, ▪️announced conversion therapy is legal and no…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who don't like cake
March 21st 2020
@natalietran
Maisie and Choupy pic.twitter.com/fqY4u6SA9I
April 5th 2020
@natalietran
When I was 14 I worked in fast food but the building has since become a liquor store. No matter what I say my dad k… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Of course the Billie Holiday version is incredible but I forgot about this cover on Herbie Hancock's album. So love… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
When I write my book about how I became a handsome billionaire, this part of my life will be a chapter titled 'fuck it, wear the hoodie'
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
I'm very good at doing renovations if all it involves is saving pictures of expensive homes in magazines
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, let's go find a cave to live in
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
I always go with my gut instinct. It's always wrong but one day it's going to be right and then I can say I went with my gut instinct.
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : We're back in the AAT for the final day of our FOI asylum seeker turn back case - some details here theguardian.com/australia-news…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, you see how loud and angry the American public is over their treatment of refugees? Imagine when they he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
These were the trousers the model wore for today's shoot. They come up to my chest. pic.twitter.com/pkWC9bdjJI
April 2nd 2017
@natalietran
bed
October 26th 2020
@natalietran
People should calm down about the fake Melania thing. Photo doesn't look like her? Look at all our profile photos.
July 23rd 2019
@natalietran
you're only old once
December 28th 2019
@natalietran
Grammarly, I don't know what I did to you
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
he was. He's done it several times. So have many friends. The amount of times I put wigs on people is up there with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
hey hey! twitter.com/theqza/status/…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
YES. Yes yes yes yes yes. twitter.com/JordanRasko/st…
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @simoncurtis : Protect this child at all costs. He is the chosen one. pic.twitter.com/lUs4fjU03s
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I’m as happy as my online presence suggests
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
and we all thought the world would end when the bees died pic.twitter.com/jijuPWFAAx
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 15th 2018
@natalietran
horrific twitter.com/guardian/statu…
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Everything is a test of how much you love your mother. Everything. twitter.com/filtxrdwatxr/s…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
haha. ... What? Border Force to check visas on Melbourne's streets abc.net.au/news/2015-08-2… via @ABCNews
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, this is an actual display of faith twitter.com/MsMollyRachael…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. What's wrong with me? I can't tell if I keep refusing to accept something because it means 1. everyone else w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
My late 20s involves a lot of conversation about what to do while you wait for your car to be serviced. It's a lot like GIRLS or SaTC
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
aw love these two twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
January 1st 2021
@natalietran
I usually hate it when people write things like this because it seems so disingenuous and yet- If you're not feeli… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Don't be play dumb, touch screen, I know you felt me touch you you impossible little minx
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan: Can I just read it without you? Me: NO It's been six months and still no dent pic.twitter.com/Zcx1wdDqzO
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Asians are not all the same. We're just very good at drawing, twirling pens, and we like Usher
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Really need to marry the guy at the churros shop. Can't afford to keep living like this.
April 17th 2015
@natalietran
A big part of me hopes that the guys at Customs at the airport are actually just checking your page out on Facebook
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Today my neighbour caught me ducking behind a parked car trying to avoid him. Life is mean.
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
My niece asked me if I was sad lately and if that was why I kept coming over. I smiled, hugged, her, and then gave… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
The kindness shown when he ignores your knees cracking while you're trying to be sexy. Chivalry is not dead.
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
How flippin' good is starting a new notebook
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah look it was a gamble to tweet about pencils. You can't say I'm not brave
January 10th 2015
@natalietran
lots of love to everyone. hope you're all happy
January 13th 2021
@natalietran
same twitter.com/i/events/13490…
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Sure, tell me where the hotel gym is located. Why not
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
A nice knit is the miniskirt of mens apparel
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
you ask for one simple thing pic.twitter.com/WjMWvosftG
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
October 7th 2020
@natalietran
fucking incredible twitter.com/emmaspacelynn/…
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
There are people named Scooter?
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
How great is @nathanfielder youtube.com/watch?v=fs_eQQ…
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
No Australian Approves youtu.be/Ec3CTlovSK8
September 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @JerkVening : Kermit look like a creative writing professor who ruins his marriage for commenting on too many students' Facebook photos h…
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/Tv4PQY0IpW
January 25th 2016
@natalietran
Woot! After many savings, our newest addition. Be stable, my beating heart pic.twitter.com/Hg7U2jWdVe
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
No! Did I miss it? No! Late submission for #WorldPhotographyDay pic.twitter.com/QtCnIoOIOv
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
I think all of us have had a man yell a version of "I WAS ON THE COVER OF TIME OUT NEW YORK" at us, right?
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully tonight my dream is better than the blockbuster served last night in which I decided I'd place my order f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Fine. I'll look up what a fidget spinner is.
March 19th 2019
@natalietran
hm pic.twitter.com/XUwZNry64t
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
Oscar for best male actor pic.twitter.com/ztmDfLrE40
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @ArtGalleryofNSW : It's your last chance to see the free exhibition #Quilty - closes at 5pm today: bit.ly/33lB3ol https://t.co/h…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MollyE007 : @natalietran My beautiful parents-in-law and my husband
August 11th 2016
@natalietran
just terrible twitter.com/david_manne/st…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Started watching Big Little Lies and now I never want children. I had no idea you had to take them to school every day.
May 8th 2019
@natalietran
sat down outside to eat toast for five minutes and a spider had already started building a web on me. I like the cut of your jib, spider.
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Are you enrolled to vote? Make sure! check.aec.gov.au/?fbclid=IwAR2g…
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
I admire that humans don't let fear stop them. Humans will always push past boundaries pic.twitter.com/CvEpJqHfPg
November 26th 2020
@natalietran
8 year old niece told me she was sick of school and wanted to work. "Well, you have to follow orders a lot," I told… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Really looking forward to hitting puberty
October 11th 2020
@natalietran
She's after: Something with character and charm close to the city centre. He's after: The opposite. The complete fucking opposite.
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
How do you get on #AustralianSpartan? Can my mum be on my team? *eats box of crackers on couch*
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes it's fun to look at the weather forecast. Like I'm going to go outside. Ever.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
perfect description of the past few months twitter.com/JoelDTD/status…
June 8th 2019
@natalietran
Whenever I see a bird it's eating something I'm worried it shouldn't be eating
May 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone says "____ is going to be the future" I laugh in their face and reply, "That will never happen." N… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for having me at the awesome concert, @illyal . Loved it pic.twitter.com/EckcrMM9jO
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
and now it's lunch
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
roast potatoes give me more than I give others
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
today will be fantastic pic.twitter.com/ZMAVxgIEFG
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I had no idea 'daggy dad' was a synonym for 'cowardly person who locks people up in offshore detention centres, inc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 29th 2016
@natalietran
So I cooked a recipe from @chrissyteigen 's cookbook. Can't wait to look like her soon. That's how this works, right?
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Just received an email requesting a quote for a job at the end of 2019. I really hope I’m not still alive then.
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Previous to this ad, this had always been a song I had wanted someone to sing to me before we fucked. Now I don't k… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Freaking knitting books and their clickbait titles. I don't even know why this was suggested to me. Yes I do. pic.twitter.com/I7i8xlQmGL
June 16th 2020
@natalietran
Sign the petition: Don't let Peter Dutton take away Mobile Phones from People in Detention action.asrc.org.au/phones-are-a-l…
April 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : India's government must widen access to social security and #ProtectEveryone ✨ pic.twitter.com/0ziEzY5nmS
November 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @thetzechun : The Last Samurai (2003) Dir: Edward Zwick pic.twitter.com/EFuV1fZWcK
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
... looking at an old photo and realised my mum made me put a jumper on UNDER a flower girl's dress. Mum. Come. On. pic.twitter.com/gmNf1WCIT2
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to put in your Usher cd and drive
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Just booked a hot dinner date by myself. I better put out after.
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Spoon and watch movies with me until the neighbour's kids start folk stories about us.
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
How incredible is it that we get to exist under this beautiful sky? twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Looks like I'll need someone to re-enact f1 races for me from now on
October 26th 2016
@natalietran
amazing <3 twitter.com/guavajagular/s…
May 13th 2015
@natalietran
About to leave again and for once, I think my cat will miss me pic.twitter.com/YsPJmWTwWP
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
Just try to hold a novelty cup from a cinema without looking like an idiot
March 11th 2020
@natalietran
I left a dress in a hotel room on a holiday recently and the staff told me I'd left my kimono behind. Into a lot o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thisisamplify : We played a game of 'Have You Ever' with @natalietran & found out some pretty interesting things
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Such lies. You never call me 'Natalie' despite knowing that I'd prefer it. twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, website, time out. I’m too cheap to buy anything anyway.
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
The last 2+ hours. Not sure why it's stuck but I assume the last 5 % will eventually happen pic.twitter.com/ccehx4sKLJ
October 12th 2017
@natalietran
I could be friends with anyone else sitting in a carpark eating food from drive thru
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
[in changing room] brain: this looks ok, right? mirror: I would never lie to you like that
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Again, if you're in other cities, you can check out locations here. @Drs4Refugees rallies today twitter.com/Drs4Refugees/s…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! It's ok, I'm her PG >> youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA <<
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/auyzRgKjGm
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
currently assisting on a photo shoot and if I looked like this model does, I'd be walking around the streets saying 'you're welcome'
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Oh man that start to the race. Come on!
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
This might sound extreme but if somebody gives you their cold, you should be able to break their knee caps. Welcome to my TED talk
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with well defined calf muscles
July 6th 2020
@natalietran
Yesterday was wonderful. Very grateful. Baked cookies, played, danced, did face painting, had lots of cuddles. Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
In case you missed it, tomorrow is @zedtown in Syd - a huge zombie nerf war my amazing friend Andrew is running!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
p.s. Trying to find a way to use the costumes for 3 videos to make up cost. I welcome ideas
March 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Please spread the word, we need to urgently secure 750 litres a week of long - life or powdered milk to provide to the 300 vuln…
January 31st 2019
@natalietran
A friend left his sunglasses in my car 2 weeks ago. Every day I walk past them in my hallway and panic because it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah for sure it's what's inside that counts. That's why so many celebrities and rich people are with ugly nice people.
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
my friend told me specifically not to use that one. She said that was catfishing twitter.com/Megamix_Centra…
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
Sometimes people describe my videos back to me and I feel bad my parents couldn't afford to ship me off somewhere t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2020
@natalietran
Jacaranda season is a spectacular gift. Someone just goes over the city and paints purple everywhere. pic.twitter.com/SxChX8q2LH
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
money > safety twitter.com/Motorsport/sta…
November 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @PIMPDADDEEX : IVE BEEN SCREAMING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES. IM SORRY?!?!!! pic.twitter.com/7QZtpCSngR
June 6th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine having the confidence to wear backless dresses Imagine having a hot back
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
There's a beauty queen named Natalie Tran and now ppl call me and hang up when they realise I'm not her. Um I was once in my school magazine
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Valentine's Day. If you haven't found your special someone don't worry, there's someone out there for *you* w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2016
@natalietran
I know it's just a flu but I've heard enough cat stories to know you're dying when a cat sits at the end of your bed pic.twitter.com/cGVkU1TOdx
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
With our country on fire and an evil government running it, I feel like the billboards and tv ads counting down the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
gosh I love mornings in Terrigal pic.twitter.com/7NC236sYYf
November 4th 2019
@natalietran
Look at job listings and there's one with this as its description. Have never been so intrigued pic.twitter.com/AbKtAqNDZV
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @JamesMelville : Best newspaper correction ever. pic.twitter.com/VzllYW7wBX
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
Who wants more than 5 people over? What a nightmare.
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @alathea3 : Wow, 8 meals for the price of a coffee... why wouldn't you? twitter.com/OzHarvest/stat…
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
This may be a very racist thing to say but from all the television I've watched, I think all Americans are born wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
For anyone who saw my private french man video (what a sentence) this is the effort I expect from you pic.twitter.com/5wpZ3yQ9a3
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
latter garbage in a wildly unfair competition. One ep of CCGC is estimated to cost 100k. When you have the luxury to spend more than the
June 13th 2020
@natalietran
7 years too long. End the detention. An abomination every Australian should be ashamed of. We cannot treat humans… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
1. Nailed it 2. Need to exercise pic.twitter.com/dOWLypoPZH
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
Been feeling a bit broken and then woke up this morning to this gorgeous voice message from my niece. She's a smart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, my name is Panic and we're going to be best friends forever.
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
*looks down at tapas and cocaine, concerned about what this article might reveal* twitter.com/yahoolifestyle…
June 6th 2020
@natalietran
re comments about today's protests in Aus and covid Protesting against racism is not elective. It's necessary. Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
we're terrible together but I'm feeling reckless
July 24th 2020
@natalietran
Ooft. I saw this Gif and thought "who made that? Poor cat." Then realised I made that. That's my poor cat. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
any 3d animator thing people who are free today?
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
gah so excited for @illyal tomorrow! <3
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
To the family whose car I jumped in front of in the street and did a strange dance to, my apologies. I thought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
me: Dad, I'm so sorry, I'll be in Melbourne next week when we're meant to go see a concert together. Will you be ab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Getting older is just driving past somewhere, seeing a new building and saying "Woah! When did that go up?"
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, ramblings from fb, but this is something we should be able to talk about simply. facebook.com/doctors4refuge… pic.twitter.com/WQLIb4fwpo
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sister: how was the sleep over? Niece: it was great! Auntie Natalie let me have two ice creams! Sister: wow! Me: sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2020
@natalietran
just googled "Non religious holiday decorations" and then my soul left my body, looked at me and said, "This is why nobody likes you."
November 22nd 2017
@natalietran
purple hair! This will solve all my internal problems! pic.twitter.com/4zRZx1ipNU
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
parties are my nightmare featuring people who learned how to dance
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
thank fuck for headlines like these twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the biggest barrier to my becoming an entrepreneur is that I have to google how to spell it
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Carrie_Rachel : I don't understand why we don't call this hoarding. The obeisance to unchecked capitalism and materialism is a mental il…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hey! It's almost the end of the financial year so a wonderful time to get in those last minute donations! The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
ooft! twitter.com/PatriotCoburn/…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
I have the diet of a very unhappy man who the neighbours wish would leave because he doesn't look after his lawn and is always in a singlet
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the sms about your sale on cat food, local pet store. You made this girl look popular tonight. That's ri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 14th 2019
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. Just watched Jerry Maguire. That was made in the 90s. Sports stars make that much money? What? When did he say hello?
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was upset about how few prospects there were out there for me and then THE ROBOT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan once surprised me at a party by leaving the room and coming back dressed as Elvis. About halfway through the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
my best friend keeps me up to date with pop culture and it's terrifying pic.twitter.com/gmiRIoriiq
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
yay @veritasium (also yayy for you coming home! Stay!) twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Life is at a good point when you feel really emotionally connected to the guy on the phone helping you with your electricity bill.
July 8th 2020
@natalietran
Don't want a cake made with love. Only want cakes made with anger or heartbreak.
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
:( @JohnSafran just ignored my Strictly Ballroom gif. Listen to the rhythm, don't be scared
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is just forgetting how to spell most words.
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
video chat with mum Mum: Can you see me? Me: yup! Can you see me? Mum: no Me: Oh, let me try again Mum: It's ok. I don't care if I see you
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
I miss my mailman. Nobody ever tells you you're going to miss the mailman.
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Conversations about how not all protein powders taste terrible and you just have to find the right one, turn me on.
November 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @derridalicious : #JusticeForWalker gathering now in Sydney. Black lives matter. pic.twitter.com/G4JogDnS3T
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Utterly disgraceful that Australia continues to allow deaths to happen because of our policies. How have we let hum… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @thevonwong : We Transformed a Lifetime of Electronic Waste into Art (4/4): youtu.be/R3fjsi_-ypo?a via @YouTube
August 11th 2017
@natalietran
My personal advice for being in a healthy relationship is to bring up old things that really bother you in unrelated fights.
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It should still count if you set your alarm and intended to follow suit
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
If 2018 was a bit of a let down, go somewhere quiet, close your eyes, reflect, and know you're the reason for that.
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reuters : Bear, an obsessive compulsive dog who was abandoned as a puppy, is helping find koalas injured in Australian bushfires https:/…
September 30th 2019
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/tombellino/sta…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
whoever says ‘anything is possible’ hasn’t tried entering and leaving Bunnings in under 5 minutes
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
People who want to do more than just eat hot chips in the sun are out of my league
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton isn't fit to be a person twitter.com/AdamBandt/stat…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : WE NEED YOUR CALL: After a flood of calls to Scott Morrison & David Coleman, both numbers below still work with their staff taki…
October 5th 2020
@natalietran
Netflix: Watch Emily in Paris. Me: Sure. Emily in Paris: Why are flights of stairs different in Paris? Ground floor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
person: Are you crying? me: No tears: ... so are we staying or are we not staying? What the fuck is going on?
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Don't let people make you feel bad about who you are. I don't and I have no friends now.
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
Wow. Rowan made me a really gorgeous and delicious brunch and I'd tell him but he keeps telling me.
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Eek loved watching Iris as Arya on the new season of #LoveOnNetflix Beautiful acting
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @meynewyatt : Sister is questioned at NIDA audition callback 1998. Because she is Aboriginal, ‘Do you have at least one good parent?’ Fla…
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrkocnnll : "When Steve Bannon was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind" reads, in all fairness, like a very solid opening…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
excuse my ego, she's new in town
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
I don't know how but I went to make a cup of tea, came back to the computer, and somehow ended up in a conversation… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2019
@natalietran
What scares me about being alone is if you entered the dating scene you could date someone and they could turn arou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
7yo niece just told me that one of the bonuses experienced when she does knitting is that her pedometer thinks she'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
No, you can't join. The only person who visits is the postman who tells me about outside people. We laugh and I cook him bread on my fire.
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I could be mates with any of the people in this slurpee queue
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Tim? I 100% believe this. twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
December 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Hope you enjoy the trailer for @gringomovie - had a blast making this. youtu.be/MnKbM9Zxtn8
May 31st 2020
@natalietran
RT @felicityward : Australia #blacklivesmatter
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
Donate now to the @ASRC1 ! It’s an hour of power, all donations up to $30,000 are being MATCHED! #ASRCtelethon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2020
@natalietran
it's not even the weirdest my replies have looked pic.twitter.com/2IY4I7ccSS
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
August 14th 2020
@natalietran
The upset rollover in bed... a big move in relationship world. An 8 on the scale.
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
[comforting friend over their recent break up] Friend: I miss him. Me: I know, I’m sorry. Friend: I love him so mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
75% of my evenings is spent trying to find the tv remote
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
not super cool with @ChrisEvans changing his profile pic without consulting me first but whatevs
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
yo @charltonbrooker you'll love this. S5E1-1000000 twitter.com/verge/status/9…
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
Yay!!!
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
daily reminder to listen to this @rexorangecounty song youtu.be/hNpgwz8wvE8 that voice
September 24th 2017
@natalietran
I like to go online and look at beginner hip hop dancing classes, imagine a new me, and then resume my normal life about once a year
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @newscientist : Here's the first ever picture of a black hole, just released from the Event Horizon Telescope. #EHTBlackhole (Credit: EHT…
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
salesperson: Do you use a night cream? me: No salesperson: An eye cream? me: No salesperson: You're really should.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 5th 2020
@natalietran
just crossed 'email catering company from earlier this week to see if they can share recipe for their ginger desser… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
little bit climate change twitter.com/shuhyta/status…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
As on every Wednesday-Uploading now* *Australian upload speed applies and YES I'll go through my hair and makeup pic.twitter.com/CMnER8Nuo2
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
me and my cat twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
How do people have the patience for lavish christmas light displays? I have shoes I've not untied for years because they're double knotted.
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
The old man next door is learning Into My Arms on piano and I think I'm in love.
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
*gets in spaceship* twitter.com/VanityFair/sta…
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, that's not an ad, I just love that show and those two are such great episodes
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Mission Impossible. This may not have been the point but I'd like to offer my services to make all huge cu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
ooft my bad. Sorry. Didn't realise he thought of the name, had read her saying she was the owner. They had enough… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 8th 2020
@natalietran
Loved this. Thanks for sharing. I dedicate more patience to listening and finding corporate music than I do friends twitter.com/cstarrett/stat…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahah twitter.com/dzikidz/status…
March 13th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I log into Netflix and see a "kids" account I freak out and wonder where my kids are
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Loved this video, the honesty, and courage to share Much love to @ingridnilsen twitter.com/ingridnilsen/s…
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Gosh I forgot how much I liked this playlist we all put together! So many songs I discovered! Yes! Let's do one soo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
favourite tweet? twitter.com/cher/status/80…
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
There is no correct way he could have reacted to this. #brave twitter.com/7NewsBrisbane/…
July 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Sat next to a man on a plane who watched a movie in 4 speed and have been thinking about it ever since
June 16th 2020
@natalietran
outstanding twitter.com/MarcusRashford…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Me: I'll start baking the cake now Clock: It's 12am! You won't finish until at least 3 Me: No, I'll finish before then 3am: Wassup
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
mother has asked me to meet her so I can pick up 15kg of oranges even though I told her several times I have not fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
One day all my friends who jokingly tell me I can take their baby if I want are gonna be in for a rude ass shock
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
I'm worried all my Friday nights will be like this. At home, alone, in bed by 9pm because the idea of wearing anyth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2020
@natalietran
It's time. I've lived too many decades without ever eating an apple with knife casually.
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/AFP/status/104…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Difference: No campaigners feel victimised yet hold all the power and deny others equal rights. The Yes text asks people for equal rights.
October 4th 2019
@natalietran
mmmm! twitter.com/RayLaMontagne/…
September 12th 2020
@natalietran
welp binged all of @Kathbum 's The Duchess in one sitting. Would like 5 more seasons immediately and the whole wardrobe.
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
I've never looked at a hens/bachelorette party and thought, "That looks like fun, I wish I were a part of that. There won't be any fights."
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Today's vid is taking a tad long so won't be up until tonight in Aus. Sorry! Sorry!
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever you're angry at someone, end the argument with 'You're fired!' even if they don't work for you. Just feels fantastic.
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
remember when Friday Night Lights took over your life and Coach and Coach's wife were your family?
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : If you don't agree with what your government is doing on Manus and Nauru please join one of these protests. https://t.…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
My cat is my life coach pic.twitter.com/HHkvqlefTt
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
Only because eggs are in the news today, here's a little about my romantic relationship with eggs and going vegan tinyurl.com/zyyblub
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Thing is, if you're a woman, outcomes like these don't surprise you because you've witnessed this sort of behaviour… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
My best friend, Sar, is incredible. She follows a million boyband twitter accounts and mine so I constantly post/do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't mind the idea of not having children but I just realised if you have 2/3 kids, you can play most boardgames. Always! Fuck!
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, dude. Sorry for the lack of videos. The past two years were a little messy and I've been a really useless p… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
If your name wasn't picked (I'm sorry) you'll also be getting emails to let you know today and throughout the week.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
and Dom throws some shade! Shoutout to all my shorts-wearing no matter how cold it is cameramen/clipboard carrying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel vid! This time in Austin >> youtu.be/izmAZrUABqE << Watch me eat a donut that will make your heart stop
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hey guys! I'm one of the judges in this comp so if you're Aussie,over 15,and have any cool ideas make sure you enter amp.twimg.com/v/15b9e70d-fd0…
December 1st 2017
@natalietran
keep watching. This is great. twitter.com/timtimfed/stat…
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
... so passive aggressive. Fun to eat alone too... instagram.com/p/BkWRFnjnAt7/…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You're right guys. He refused. pic.twitter.com/u7pilzmhUu
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
After ordering pizza on the phone, I habitually ended the conversation with "I love you" The pizza guy paused and… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 9th 2019
@natalietran
ohmygosh it's here! Trailer for Mr. Inbetween S2 and look how hot it is!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=5S8oQu…
February 18th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/Ko0CEDtb8q
July 14th 2020
@natalietran
Going through travel photos and remembered visiting Egypt, standing in front of the pyramids, and hearing a man nea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @xxYunz : @natalietran In order to reclaim a name, you have to acknowledge the history and derogatory term in the first place. The next s…
November 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @davidfarrier : in 1990 the window of a plane fell off and one of the pilots got sucked out so they just held onto his legs while the pla…
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being the devil and having to spend at least an hour to do makeup to look like Peter Dutton every single morning
March 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Please spread the word, we need to urgently secure 750 litres a week of long - life or powdered milk to provide to the 300 vuln…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
I'm sorry. Occasionally I need to remind you all how much I love Sylvanian Families. When I was a kid my mum used… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
When do you ever go up to the birthday card section and not feel like you're picking the least awful card?
June 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Today begins #RefugeeWeek2020 Please take a moment to reflect on their plight, rights, treatment in Aust & the
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
would also support superhero franchise based on rescue divers, medics, and their coach. twitter.com/Benfogle/statu…
November 8th 2020
@natalietran
Four Seasons Total Landscaping pic.twitter.com/Qc7UhhtDtu
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Congratulations and thank you, @johngreen ! I just hugged this book and it told me to calm down and give it some sp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
This is my favourite thread today twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
Taking online tests to tell you about yourself tells me a lot about you too
August 27th 2018
@natalietran
Spent today editing in a supply closet and going to end it listening to @raychenviolin . It's a cinderella story
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : Tickets to the NY live show are moving quickly. Get your tickets now to avoid missing out! caveat.nyc/event/is-there…
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
All news about the latest health studies and developments confirm I’m going to die soon
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Any recommendations for orthodontists in Sydney? Should really get braces. Can't let these teeth hold back t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
With @veritasium in Cannes. Always lovely to see you! pic.twitter.com/7bJvPWAu9G
May 20th 2020
@natalietran
I eat like my parents are out for the night and gave me dinner money to spend at the shops unsupervised
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I keep trying to talk to people about it but nobody seems to want to talk about it for two hours. This show and its… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
marry me, banksy hyperallergic.com/464419/1-3m-ba…
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
ha @SydneyKings tweeting me a gif of myself saying 'call me' may be peak internet twitter.com/SydneyKings/st…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
my partner hates eating out so much he thought this was a really nice offer: "Do you want to go somewhere tonight?… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 19th 2017
@natalietran
The faith my GPS has when it comes to thinking I can turn right onto a main road at this time of day is ridiculous.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
How do people climb stairs? I get exhausted waiting for elevators
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
doctor: When was the last time you exercised? me: That's not something I think I can answer in an open setting
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
Teenage me watched the bbc pride and prejudice on repeat, ate kilos of chocolate, and researched acne cream. Adult me does this also.
December 17th 2018
@natalietran
had a flat tyre and this lovely person came over and changed it for me! Not sure what gave away that I had no idea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @burgotastic : Unbelievable pic.twitter.com/oB2QLu7yr2
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @WaltjaPalya : Look at this beautiful painting! Waltja chair Irene Nangala is working on her latest bush foods story painting. https://t…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
I am as overwhelming as someone who goes to zumba
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
oookayyyy theage.com.au/federal-politi…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I recently saw a woman from a wedding I filmed. It took all my strength to not whisper "You don't remember me but I've filmed you dance."
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
a photo from last week at monterey aquarium pic.twitter.com/hVHXkTFjFG
June 13th 2019
@natalietran
Me when I hear the kettle go off twitter.com/DougalBeatty/s…
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I could watch a whole show made up of just photos of men with beards and then without their beards. Then with their beards again.
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Recommendations for books to read before bed? Something not too stressful? Preferably funny? Brutal sex scenes?
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
We should have known once photo booths became a regular thing how shit everything was
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
Alexey Kondakov's classical painting remixes. Fun pic.twitter.com/mmo6zpKqJK
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Hateful attack. So much sorrow and love for the families and friends of those killed in Istanbul.
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pitch for horror movie: You go to someone's house and they've made food from facebook videos
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
According to movies with subtitles, other languages use the word 'wench' much more than you'd suspect
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I go in to a workplace for a job and see someone I follow on Twitter. I look at them, imagine a circle a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 5th 2020
@natalietran
The premise for the movie Holidate... why don't they just stay home?
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nice opp for help and advice for any emerging creatives from Western Sydney ice.org.au/2019/09/hot-de…
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
matcha do about nothing I love tea so matcha a matcha made in heaven <3 pic.twitter.com/SRt8SMcHtt
July 24th 2020
@natalietran
new swing. Best present ever? pic.twitter.com/picAUgod9r
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
cause I'm lazy as fuck twitter.com/gentiIes/statu…
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
hi!
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
overseas and brought last week's vid files instead of this. Apologies & here are some outtakes from last week's vid amp.twimg.com/v/ba95925b-2dc…
June 1st 2019
@natalietran
Now my nieces think I made up the song 'Part of Your World' from The Little Mermaid because they've not seen it. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's really disappointing when athletes make you lose your fantasy tipping comp
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I love my Twitter crushes. I want to print out their avatars, put them on my walls, and talk to them at night.
June 14th 2020
@natalietran
Does anybody else have an existential crisis when their gps announces "You have arrived" when you know that bigger… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
how nice are my friends. pic.twitter.com/iN2OGjLNN5
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Animals know too much
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
had a conversation with a 9 year old outside a convenience store. She filmed herself dancing for a few seconds, to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
imagine being so cute you have to wear this around your neck pic.twitter.com/kmPmUSlUQJ
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... @Sethrogen 's twitter feed is my downloads folder pic.twitter.com/QDy4iQHh3S
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Yes. I definitely believe my youtube video about receiving sexist and abusive comments and emails about being a whi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Open letter on the Border Force Act: 'We challenge the department to prosecute' gu.com/p/4a8yp/stw
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
the older you get, the higher the socks
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Someone sent over a dessert to my table last night like in the movies. It was weird because I waved, ate it politel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hmm the costume store I hired the king costumes from is closing down and I'm thinking about going there to see if t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Concerned @SydneyKings will never know how much @Bballforeverfb and I contribute via approving applause pic.twitter.com/KAyUdWHRGo
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
October 24th 2016
@natalietran
Best season of Black Mirror so far. Thanks @charltonbrooker for 6 fantastic films!
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
entering the grocery store: I don’t need a shopping basket for this quick trip. 30 seconds later: I regret everything.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
In the mood to listen to a 2000s rnb playlist while getting ready to sit in and wish I had more friends
July 9th 2019
@natalietran
define 'lucky' twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
#BlackMirror episode where I find out what half the notification icons on my phone mean.
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
Lemme guess. The answer is 1 second. It's 1 second isn't it? twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
June 23rd 2020
@natalietran
We have 10 famous people in Australia pic.twitter.com/651GgCyKpV
February 18th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/NxcVMpIprP
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
5am: If you had just organised your week better, you wouldn't be doing work at this time me feeding 5am poison: shhhh
November 26th 2020
@natalietran
How great is it that humans are resilient and quite hard to scare but film studios do it all the time. So easily. twitter.com/Complex/status…
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
Started watching Peaky Blinders and the show is so ridiculously implausible. The guy gets business cards made overn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
just found this old screen cap pic.twitter.com/FONI6U2RGx
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
Is Baby Driver the beginning of Drive?
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Tonight I will create an assembly line of crackers and eat them while my cat watches. Have a great Friday night!
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
You can make a monthly or one off donation or they also have collection points where you can donate packets of pads… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
You can be against offshore processing AND still care about Australia. They'd prefer you to believe it's invasion vs cruelty and it's not.
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
aw two of my brides are pregnant!! I hope they send me updates... Let me film your lives
March 29th 2020
@natalietran
Sometimes when dad sends me his daily photos I want to reply with "sup" pic.twitter.com/Wwtgrvub6b
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
So in need right now. Would like to feel something else please
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make tea Angel: Done. God: Make it soothing Angel: Yasss Queen God: Make it delicious Angel: Loving it God… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 12th 2020
@natalietran
help me pick a colour? Otherwise if anyone knows where to buy brown ribbon or a darker green from in Aus? I have ma… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
request for more SRugg mixes in future please twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
This has happened maybe three times in 6 years. And I love it. Cats know what they're doing pic.twitter.com/UyNZKsQqW0
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
sorry about the Nike tie but I need anyone who isn't Asian who I've battled with over receiving a gift or money to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
Genuinely curious to know what you think of the pub called Longtime. I totally understand where the upset comes fro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about kids is how early they want cake. Eldest niece is learning to write at school and wrote this c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
Which store keeps selling religious preachers amps? Why do they never have audio troubles?
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
this person makes me laugh so much twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hah twitter.com/smh/status/104…
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
July 19th 2016
@natalietran
I have an easy life because this has been the hardest thing I've done all day. Even had a tea break to think twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
May 9th 2019
@natalietran
I adore how my cat tries to tell me she wants food. No kidding, buddy. I don't think you're coming over because you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I changed high school they assumed I couldn't speak English. The teacher instructed me to stand under a giant… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 15th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoyed the email saying "we know you love INDIAN food"
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I know I've been harping on about racism but what's with asian kids who don't know what Kumon is?
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
I would slap someone if I saw them only eat 6. I'd slap them. Then I'd slap them again. twitter.com/cbs46/status/1…
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
#oldheadshotsday is making me realise there are people out there who don't eventually destroy all photos of themsel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry it’s not a regular video but I made this about the comments I get being an Asian woman in an interracial rela… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
Boom pic.twitter.com/cR4k6dis4N
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot wait for my home planet to get in contact and say I am no longer a sleeping agent.
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @MrCamW : I refuse to comment on the new Bond theme until I see how it matches with the silhouettes of ladies being fired out of guns
February 10th 2018
@natalietran
everyone should get a Jim Halpert
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
hopefully not too old to achieve the dream of running a crime solving high school newspaper called Press Gang II
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
New haircut. This will solve all the time. All. pic.twitter.com/TOyhoZtR0n
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
I. Er. Hm. thetimes.co.uk/article/isis-i…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Will take this as you offering to perform it next we meet twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I want to go to there #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/RLYU1gFdP7
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
There’s no aphrodisiac like 10 minutes to kill
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
hey Google, how do I train my cat to preheat the oven when I text her?
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Amazing. Channel nine news just had a story that was essentially: a rich person is on holidays and has a big boat i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2020
@natalietran
Sure. And I kissed that other guy by accident too. pic.twitter.com/3oEU4tqeqL
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @helytimes : Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are the original Jim and Pam
December 26th 2019
@natalietran
Devastating christmas for a lot of people in Australia this year and it's a good reminder that every day is devasta… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 20th 2020
@natalietran
My dad picked up my violin yesterday, played it for a bit, and said, "This violin is awful!" He bought me that violin.
May 14th 2020
@natalietran
When browsing the tv guide I feel like every minute in America, two people turn to each other and say "Let's flip houses."
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
mum: Are you scared if you make videos again that people will have forgotten you? me: So I just came over to say hi...
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Just disgusting. m.smh.com.au/federal-politi…
December 17th 2020
@natalietran
yup! twitter.com/captincool/sta…
July 24th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Already love my 30s. Here's part of one of my awesome presents. Points if you can guess pic.twitter.com/qgo3uJJrpV
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to find whoever made the GIANT blade runner novelty cup my partner bought, and I will make them find a place to store it
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @veritasium : NEW VIDEO! youtu.be/zUyH3XhpLTo Tomorrow the @ehtelescope will (probably) publish the first actual images of a black ho…
April 5th 2015
@natalietran
asked on collaborations and even without being there, @wongfupro gets cheers. I'll punch the three of you amp.twimg.com/v/a2b94866-352…
January 31st 2020
@natalietran
This koala looks like a lamington and I love it. pic.twitter.com/KcE8oLIIdp
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, internet article, “make my day” Do it.
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2020
@natalietran
RT @OkSteev : The plan? We name your landscaping company after a fancy hotel to trick the President of the United States into holding a pres…
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
It's tough being a woman in her childbearing years because on one hand I think about having children, on the other hand I had m&ms for lunch
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
As much as I HATE the idea of voting in this, I want our govt to know it's time to stop this homophobic bullshit aec.gov.au/enrol/
September 18th 2015
@natalietran
I've exercised for 5 days now and even though I've had pizza every day, if I don't wake up looking like a VS Angel, I will kill somebody
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Speak with Dr. Abbie Acupuncture now on #WorldRefugeeDay. #Donate to #ASRCTelethon call 1300 692 772 or asrc.org.au/telethon…
November 27th 2019
@natalietran
RT @OzHarvest : Give a meal to someone in need this Christmas. In the past year, over 5 million Aussies went hungry – many of them children.…
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
A true friend is someone who is brave enough to buy this book in person for you. @tim_dunlop you legend pic.twitter.com/ld6SnyjEq1
January 8th 2020
@natalietran
What he's doing is great. Seriously. Awesome to choose clothes wisely and to set an example in a world of fast fash… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
person: do you think you'll make youtube videos again me: maybe. I don't know person: 10 years was a long time. I g… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
you know, I think I will make it. No context. Just this scene. Now to find a worthy opponent for the scene. twitter.com/xilcho/status/…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
It must be such a power trip being a parent and knowing you have full control over your child's haircut. You can ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @slpng_giants_oz : Who is the bravest person in the media today Emily Townsend We dont know the status of her job after this but she d…
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Happy valentine's day, Netflix. You're a great life partner.
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
just... twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do people have kids? I just moaned at my mother for asking me to collect some food she made me because I told her I missed it
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Once every five years I think a juicer is a good idea
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
they absolutely loved this, good sir xxxx also, sis wanted me to pass this on twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/… pic.twitter.com/IYLhzb7FSk
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't appear in our family chat often but when he does it's to tell us about his metronome that is also a tun… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
holy fuck. After rereading emails and texts I've been sending over the last 48 hours, I've decided it's time to sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
this photo brings so much happiness I could sing with my eyes closed twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Gah so excited. *slaps a stranger for no reason* 8:30 tonight on Foxtel! Do it! #MrInBetween #FOXshowcase #showcase… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry my video will be late this week. I've got a flu because I'm an Aussie in England and I don't know how people live when it's so cold :(
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Alexa, can I say I was with you last night?
October 28th 2019
@natalietran
words fall short when I try to express my love for this account. look at it. like.... look at it. Someone please t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
stop buying clothes from companies who allow shitty practices. Buy from places you'd be happy to work at theguardian.com/global-develop…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair that people like Nick Cave are touched by love and then produce incredible songs like Into My Arms… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
will remember this for my next remote mountain trek, camping trip, or deep-sea dive twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
To their credit, crazy people seem to have fantastic access to skywriters
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
this is bloody brilliant twitter.com/zondagmetlubac…
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : Here’s my Birthday wish for today, Anzac Day. That Australians take a moment to learn about the challenges faced by Aust…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
favourite poem?
April 2nd 2020
@natalietran
someone has sent me the wrong version of a script for a sketch that still says Margot Robbie's name and they're try… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/miqJXUHQGU
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful meeting you also! Hope you liked the lamington <3 AH *dorks out about shirt* twitter.com/bowesy123/stat…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
My sister used to play piano and this is her daughter sitting at the same piano with me. I was trying to play her a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got to meet the incredible @Kon__K and @ASRC1 team! So good to be in such a positive, kind place pic.twitter.com/5KeidTh1cb
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Perhaps it's the hormones talking but I really think cake tastes better if you cry into it as you eat it
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
And there it still is...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
didn't think I could meet someone whose opinion of me was even lower than my own
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
May 20th 2017
@natalietran
My friend Andrew runs Zedtown which is like a zombie video game in real life. If you're in Syd or Melb check it out… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << This week's vid if you missed it :)
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
You buy one wig and they never stop sending you wig catalogues
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
Meeting your heroes is fantastic. You realise everyone is tired and just wants to go home and sleep.
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have been sending mum daily vitamin videos. Today I sent this as a joke. She wrote back "NO. MUST KEEP IN MOUTH" Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks @TomHRLC . I just accidentally attached this photo to a work email because it was the last thing I had open. pic.twitter.com/QiA92hnzpV
November 14th 2019
@natalietran
Shopping for glasses frames is a very humbling experience. You get to look in the mirror multiple times and see you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 4th 2020
@natalietran
If you're stressed, follow @SylvanianUK I haven't done drugs but imagine they take you to the same place twitter.com/SylvanianUK/st…
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
Family group chats only exist to remind everybody that there is a better sibling and a sibling who never responds to anything
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’ve put off not winning the lottery for long enough now. Time to pull up my socks.
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Is there a way to stop racists using the Australian flag? It's embarrassing and they should all be ashamed. gu.com/p/4ant9/stw
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
YES, I UNDERSTAND THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND RELIGION. My point is I don't like that that excuse even exists.
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to tell a kid their story is going nowhere
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to think I’m a decent person but the ads Google serves me tells me otherwise
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SarahRubyWrites : RT if you'd pretend not to speak English if @realmarklatham tried to talk to you in public. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
never stop loving this @JohnMayer song youtube.com/watch?v=3uA_ya…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Any White Male/ Asian Female couples in Sydney who would be keen to be filmed for a documentary? All ages Email natalietylertran@gmail.com
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
They said we wouldn't make it but we proved them all wrong. pic.twitter.com/LijuT4gaUs
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's so hard to tell if someone likes you. When someone says the idea of being with you sounds like a nightmare, what does that mean?
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
I think my obsessive ocd bullshit just pushed away someone I care deeply for :( I don't know how to stop it sometimes. This is horrible
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
It's not finished yet and it's abstract, you judgemental feline overlord pic.twitter.com/b91ag113yb
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/CzpA7JFRdR
November 30th 2020
@natalietran
not a religious person but I should be because there's been too many instances now where I'm at a party and find my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hey Phil, cheers for having me in your shows. --- Jokes that are actually truths disguised as truths aside, congr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 14th 2020
@natalietran
Mini sofas for kids are very luxurious. Have you sat in one? King.
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day my niece sends me a little video or audio clip saying she loves me. I never tell her I love her back bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
Adele doesn't want you to be happy
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Australia. The country having a postal vote to decide if gay people should have rights. How is this happening
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
I don't mean this in a rude way but I'm an old lady now and I have disposable income so where's the ticket option t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It has been seven years and the cat still hates me
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @FreyaHRLC : Let’s #ChangeThis. These kids and their families should have the chance to rebuild their lives in safety. Get behind our fun…
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @hughs_news : I did this years ago. It’s a wonderful experience and a great chance for PG students to share their work and network. Let a…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
'These women are not statistics' – deaths in Australia in 2015 gu.com/p/46cnd/stw
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Gosh. Shouldn't eat a bag of sour patch kids and then go on twitter. I only at the white ones. JOKEEEEEEE
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @james_findlay : Here it is. Our family home. Burnt to the ground. Photos taken by our neighbour. We are devastated. Just one of the many…
December 11th 2019
@natalietran
this week every dollar is matched! twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
Justin Trudeau is that friend your partner will eventually leave you for. You suspect Justin's secretly evil. He must be.
June 26th 2019
@natalietran
found some vegan scotch finger biscuits! They were disgusting!
November 28th 2020
@natalietran
Her little hand doing the shakers. When she starts singing. The guitar solo. youtube.com/watch?v=JSfIAv…
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
sigh. Just remembered the DAAS @YoungMasterPaul 's cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me. Liked it more than the origin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
eek! twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
December 29th 2020
@natalietran
Not to shit on people's lovely family Christmas photos but you shouldn't have more than 3 kids. It's insane and I d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @natalietran : pic.twitter.com/FjDwRqeucY
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
New (half) vid until next week. Dinner Would Be Nice >> youtu.be/VYQ2o1-hZTI << pic.twitter.com/lo6ifVul4u
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, in my mind learning how to rollerblade would really help my life get to where it needs to be so I stop crying all the time
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
one of the places they filmed the bbc version of pride and prejudice! Be careful. This photo is an aphrodisiac pic.twitter.com/nMz6NGxtWZ
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*shoves chips in mouth anxiously* #AUSPER
February 4th 2020
@natalietran
I listen to Lizzo on loud but actually have Adele emotions
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour keeps saying hi to me. This is not going to end well.
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
still true. Happy New Planner day twitter.com/natalietran/st…
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, laziness. I knew you'd come back to haunt me. pic.twitter.com/zSXGyIes3l
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Dallas Buyers Club judgment: Internet providers must hand over customer details, court rules mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-0… via @abcnews
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
massive hypocrite because I wrote some tweets about it but regret them and they're gone now, but let's not cause mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
The thing is @lucifersjocks is actually a killer in real life. It's not acting. Congrats twitter.com/AACTA/status/1…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Quite frankly very fed up with how much I turn myself on
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
While the spotlight is on Thailand we need to keep the pressure on for the return of Hakeem who is recognised as a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
my dad put the wrong name down for my surname because of how you write names in Vietnamese so no, I know what it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That would be kind of ... weird? My parents are from Vietnam if you're going that angle. How far do you want me to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @mariatran85 : [Looking for] A high school maths classroom anywhere across Western Sydney to film for 1 hour "The Subtractor" -... https:…
January 22nd 2020
@natalietran
Anybody who won't reenact the Romeo and Juliet fish tank scene with you is a coward.
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
At some point things changed and now I love when a couple fights when we're out.
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Do people gift each other playlists these days instead of mixtapes/cds? Sorry, this isn't a joke. Just a genuine q… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
Eeeeek!! New toy!! pic.twitter.com/O64roYDmbb
January 7th 2020
@natalietran
This video always makes my heart happier If you need a pick me up @maggierogers live Light On is wonderful and heal… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 11th 2020
@natalietran
I'm too dramatic to not be a country singer.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, tweeting angry stuff like that is useless and does nothing but add negativity. How nuts is it that when kang… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Today I waited in line for a cupcake and hated the person I had let myself become
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum had a party so our family mothers day celebrations got shifted to next week. When we called her to wish her hap… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
It was Jamima! Look at her trying to hide! twitter.com/cgoodlet/statu…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Had no idea about Fore Edge Painting. Love this! foreedge.bpl.org/node/923 pic.twitter.com/BFcpokrqoK
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
no pressure to youtubers but kylie released a video that's decent in length, probably has good retention, and all it took was a secret baby
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
In all honestly. As soon as I get home, I'll see none of my friends or family and make a video pic.twitter.com/AdA0KgNycC
November 16th 2017
@natalietran
Leading up to Christmas time I like to do a Love Actually to all my friends' spouses. It's cute, they love it. It m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
You had me at “Listen, I don’t want you to blow this out of proportion or overreact but"
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
oh no, I'm one of those mums who forwards her kids things she wants them to enter twitter.com/FilmFestsAus/s…
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
Voices in your head don't count if they have accents
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
I even took a rest and just watched movies on other people's screens for a while. Anyhow, will try to film tomorrow! X
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for this question but anyone here know any vegan friendly shampoos/haircare in Sydney that refill bottles? I know, I'm lots of fun
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
I want to be @Racheldoesstuff more than I want to be Ethan Hunt pic.twitter.com/bekRNzE2FI
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Introducing my friend to tea. This is a brew-tea-ful moment pic.twitter.com/oLldOct6qU
March 14th 2020
@natalietran
Ridiculous. Wait til Monday twitter.com/sarina_andalor…
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
What's killing the Australian dream? twitter.com/ethics_centre/…
June 27th 2019
@natalietran
Haven't met a pull door I haven't pushed
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
One day I want to be important enough to walk down a corridor while someone walks next to me and asks me to sign something
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Had a dream I had to hide a murder weapon for someone and even in my dream my upper body strength was too weak to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
concerns of a lot of people creating user generated content on youtube, it’s incredibly ugly to call what they make garbage.
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Worked with someone who mistook my name for Melanie. I didn't correct him, assuming he'd figure it out eventually,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Sad face @SimuLiu pic.twitter.com/kLkB4mVph9
May 26th 2019
@natalietran
Don't give children doll clowns
July 29th 2020
@natalietran
! Thanks for having me at Rosehaven @LukeWMcGregor @CeliaPacquola On abc now X twitter.com/MunangaLinguis…
April 24th 2017
@natalietran
now a reality pic.twitter.com/RvG5uRWNVt
July 25th 2020
@natalietran
Told mum no jumpers this year. Next best thing pic.twitter.com/V9IucRiCm3
September 16th 2019
@natalietran
look at you under this pretty sky pic.twitter.com/KayJmTGgjI
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
Did people in high school really throw house parties when their parents were away? I'd invite a friend over and eat packet pasta.
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
I love you twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/…
July 1st 2020
@natalietran
Mum gets very upset that I don't look after my skin. She hid these in my bag last night. "It's easy for you" "pleas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2020
@natalietran
Why do people matchmake with friends? There is only two good outcomes: 1. They get married 2. One dies if not
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
called the tech support guy at work to come help me. His response was "I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING AT ONCE" indicating h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
Happy birthday to one of my favourite people, @mjhawley x pic.twitter.com/Zc3w3c6ofh
November 20th 2015
@natalietran
cya, China and HK. Sorry to the girl in HK wearing my shirt who I screamed at. You didn't turn around. That's cool pic.twitter.com/GP19BCFLNq
July 30th 2020
@natalietran
what exactly is the challenge that we are accepting?
November 16th 2019
@natalietran
too many husband-manager relationships go unquestioned
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Just putting it out there that @lucifersjocks got me a present and because I know he has notifications on for my tw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/BtwVt2U9Ct
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
I changed the headlight bulb in a car. It was like a scene from Grease Lightning
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
I want the voices to go away but I also don’t want to miss out on what they say
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I hate every moment of decision making
November 29th 2016
@natalietran
You can't stand in someone's kitchen without having to ask "Where's your bin?" Stop hiding your bins
February 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Come have a great night with me at @ASRC1 in Footscray Feb 20th, when I cook you a meal made with love, shared in a space of ho…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
In case you were wondering It's INCREDIBLY uncomfortable to be grocery shopping next to a stranger who is also mak… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Ok, 2017 diary, I promise that YOU will be the diary I don't abandon
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
Don't trust people who remember and say your name back to you. Not to judge people for being thoughtful but they're probs going to kill you
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has this and thought it would be fun if I had a go. Incorrect. It has ruined my day. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/qWUXrvsRAN
July 28th 2020
@natalietran
This song is so good @Racheldoesstuff Second episode song! Baller move. So good. youtube.com/watch?v=WHoopc…
June 19th 2020
@natalietran
haha had no idea legend was an aussie thing but yes, you're a legend! Thanks for donating to @ASRC1 ! x twitter.com/LukeLeonhard/s…
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
writing a video to film tomorrow and I'm so excited! How long has it been? A week? Multiplied by 10?
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
Reminder that this account is a shangri la They ignore how much I tweet them but one day... one day I'll own Mattel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
April 29th 2019
@natalietran
It's wrong to wish people ill but I find it disrespectful when I think I've woken up early, go outside, and see peo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
great twitter.com/Yassir_Lester/…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
Just donated and you can too twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @DemarcusRucker : Imagine being an adult and thinking you can get 130 billion dollars with hard work and determination. https://t.co/HIO0…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Great article on Geordie Williamson twitter.com/theage/status/…
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
November 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @badbanana : Only three more days until the start of the 2024 election!
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
friend: hey, just act normal me: what's going on? friend: just play along! me: pic.twitter.com/eZaU6Dx0LZ
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @MikeCarlton01 : If the govt isn't into subsidising "lifestyle choices" maybe it could start taxing churches. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-1… via …
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
once again, a big shout out to all the 9 year olds who make youtube tutorials that help me complete work projects and fix household goods
March 26th 2019
@natalietran
I once got an email from an *amazing* director. His office asked me to come in and meet him. Before walking in, I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
Ok, Richard, you're in there too twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @hexsteph : Last year I raised $14,000 for Alzheimer's when I ran the City 2 Surf. This year, I'm hoping to exceed that goal and hit $15K…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
I've just donated to the #RedShieldAppeal. If you want to help, donate now. salvationarmy.org.au/donate kmart.com.au/wishingtree
November 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @markhumphries : My colleague David Ferrier wrote this line in 2014 and six horses have died as a result of running in the Melbourne Cup…
December 14th 2017
@natalietran
Had such awful vertigo today the doctor better tell me a fucking wizard put a spell on me
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
ugh can't we just vote for the ABC? twitter.com/smh/status/111…
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @NITV : Edwards family react to announcement of Victoria’s Stolen Generations redress scheme. pic.twitter.com/j4g88mJWZP
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
Fraking spelling mistakes. I'm too old for this
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
look, not usually a fan of forcing moments but I'm still waiting for someone to call me 'shorty' Just, like, when… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can't figure out what the punishment was in Beauty and the Beast. He becomes an awesome beast who still wears cloth… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
New hobby: Meeting people and saying, "That's a cute name. I think I might name my boat that."
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
Liquorice is the bitcoin of older people
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely messages x
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Watched a bit of the Lego movie. It was so intense I felt like I was in a coma and was watching the world go by at 500% speed
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @archillect : pic.twitter.com/tqOIpGfMeq
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I want to wrap myself around every part of you
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @davidu : Consider this my good deed of the day: Back in 2008 two bodybuilders were arguing on the Internet about how many days are in a…
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
I just want a simple life surrounded by lovers who adore me and find me hilarious.
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
shame on you @PeterDutton_MP @TurnbullMalcolm twitter.com/BehrouzBoochan…
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @scienceshitpost : pic.twitter.com/8e0ixx6uaW
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
November 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : “That police, he came running out, putting his rifle in the police Toyota and then he ran back and he just dragged him.” #J…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
He's a bit lovely. Two cakes already. Plus a diatonic harmonica. Hopefully more cakes though. pic.twitter.com/13eTzUSxux
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
Just come up. Always say hi. I like meeting you guys. The other day someone yelled "community" at me like it was my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @DeanLeysen : I think it's super rude when a couple argues near me in a public space but just doesn't do it loudly enough for me to consi…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Currently have three children’s birthday parties on the same day. I feel like I'm in The Great Gatsby. Minus, you know, everything.
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
Someone had to make these. Next time I get annoyed and think, "why am I doing this?" I'll remember this picture. twitter.com/UniversalPicsA…
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Happy Father's day to all the awesome dads out there! Happy day to all awesome parents!
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Neighbour just screamed "NEW SONG" I think they want me to stop playing the same song on repeat? It's only been 8 hours. Calm down.
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
"...49, 50," she panted as she forced herself to complete her set of push ups. Narrator: she didn't do 50.
November 29th 2015
@natalietran
Doctor advised no sports for a few days. I want to play it safe though so no sports ever. Ever. Even in the past. pic.twitter.com/yf4KIpejzT
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
New favourite genre of misunderstanding: When you and @mickyb273 are texting about 'Zelda' and one of you means Zel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
This is exciting! Someone tell me which night to buy a ticket to. Can't decide twitter.com/SydOperaHouse/…
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Me: do you get- Manager: yes Me: a lot of people- Manager: yes Me: reference- Manager: The Wire Me: The Wire pic.twitter.com/mgPcsSvHKa
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
hey! It's Derek @veritasium on the desk tonight! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just passed the train station I use to wait at every day for 40 mins after school just to see a boy I liked. That poor boy. My poor parents.
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
We even had tickets to the game and accom booked. That's more commitment I give than when I tell my parents I "might" come over to dinner.
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
very disappointing and sad day for Australia @JacquiLambie Every day I become less convinced that goodness wins… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 13th 2018
@natalietran
Happy mother's day to all the mums out there. My mum's been a blast. Highly recommend. 10/10 except when she tells… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
To those who told me how grateful refugees in camps should be for the medical care we provide twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
visiting Sydney is seeing the same body of water from different angles
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
November 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @tyleroakley : me performing at the gates of heaven after they tell me i’m not on the list pic.twitter.com/KjDvC04LqG
July 3rd 2020
@natalietran
There are so many things I dislike about my body. So many things I'd change if I could. But I know the one thing I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
this Babe journalist is...
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm doing so well!! That's why I'm online so much!
January 16th 2021
@natalietran
americans fighting over $15 minimum wage is terrifying
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @Carols10cents : 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to…
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
yeah yeah but more importantly, birds eat scones?
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
haha I love how people who live in different counties experience different weather problems! It's hot in Aus so I a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
I always tell my friends who just got engaged to enjoy their time together as a engaged couple because not only is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
Remember when you would pick profile pictures because they looked good? I'm in that age bracket now where I pick av… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2020
@natalietran
exposed ceilings and everything twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/…
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
I asked my 3yo niece if she knew where her mother was born. "Vietnam," she replied. I asked her if she knew were I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2021
@natalietran
Well you're not funny. pic.twitter.com/5bGi5rjTVr
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
It's cute when your friends think you're going to go outside pic.twitter.com/8vQbfwPsOF
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a top 5 power move
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
Sophia is your friend's girlfriend who hates being near you. youtube.com/watch?v=dMrX08…
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
US friends, you can watch tonight! twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Every fucking day since that video I have received an email saying how my video was made to hurt Asian men. That wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
The way this ball tampering is taking over Aussie news is ridiculous. It's not an episode of The Bachelor.
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, has work early the next morning and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
December 7th 2019
@natalietran
nice Except... she seemed happier before? That's a little upsetting twitter.com/VancityReynold…
April 17th 2016
@natalietran
Quick little video! This one's for my new niece >> youtu.be/TZKU8a_gWFY << You Can't Name The Baby That pic.twitter.com/GeZLRwAHQh
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, spider. I don't kill you and you don't build webs on my desk at work. You know how cobwebs on your desk looks.
June 6th 2020
@natalietran
RT @drvyom : If you are attending the #blacklivesmatteraustralia protest tomorrow, I applaud your cause. But please wear a face covering - D…
February 16th 2018
@natalietran
sorry to the lovely girl I just met! I had my sunglasses on at night because I forgot my normal glasses and they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really enjoy taking baths? With candles and stuff? I just feel the panic of being in a room alone with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @bennymofodavis : friend: hey benny can you water our plants while we're away me: sure, do i need a permit to film at your house friend…
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
I could make any man cry with my inability to decide what to eat
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Just once I'd like my cat to look like she missed me
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. I randomly message poor @ronnychieng every now and then out of nowhere with excitement about this movie. twitter.com/Fandango/statu…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Alright, free magnet from the chemist, you win. I'll keep you but NOT for your calendar skills. It's just for your magnet.
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
my mother called me up and told me she wants swimming caps for her birthday BUT they MUST be from ebay and MUST be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I'm Asian. Whenever people tell me to keep my shoes on inside their house I have an existential crisis.
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
New parents are getting too overprotective. They get so uncomfortable when you hold their baby, weep, and then resi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
happy birthday, Derek! One of the kindest hearts. Glad you're here. You're wonderful. Move your family back to Aus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
nom nom nom pic.twitter.com/sbmrrjy6Oa
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @SamuraiCorndog : *george walks in* George: well jerry IM CANCELLED Jerry: Cancelled?! George: Cancelled! Jerry: you can’t be cancell…
June 15th 2019
@natalietran
see twitter.com/PBalakrishnaRa…
June 29th 2020
@natalietran
*winks* Surprised the vid never got flagged for being too provocative. In matte black. Favourite pen. One day I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
fell asleep in taxi and when I woke up the driver said, "I'd like to take this opportunity to warn you about earthquakes."
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
... would it? twitter.com/Mathemagicianm…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really hope celebrities watch our work functions like this
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
tried to do the sneaky late follow back on instagram but @TroyKinne noticed... after I noticed how often he hinted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I can deal with a lot of things but when I know my cat can hear me talking to her and she ignores me, it really hurts
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I thought about you this morning
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
thanks to @sAME__dIFF for sharing this tweet with me. Does anybody know if any libraries in sydney/nsw have any boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @Bahbuto : By age 35 you should have like 2 real friends both of whom live in other states and around 700 online friends with whom your r…
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
wild twitter.com/ZonePhysics/st…
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : For everyone who (rightly) lamented how awful the postal survey was for LGBTIQ Australians, pls now think of First Nations p…
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Such a great show @IISuperwomanII pic.twitter.com/vBzE6kCYfu
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
It's always made me uncomfortable how similarly people treat being vegan to being religious. It's also a label. As… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
You only let me hold you when I'm sad. Then I get happier. Then you don't want to be held. Fucking nightmare pic.twitter.com/tPQ9YixKL9
August 24th 2019
@natalietran
THAT'S what linkedin is for pic.twitter.com/TCvVoyTZfK
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
watched Uncut Gems. What that man does in ONE night is insane. Too much energy.
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
I want everyone to see how wonderful you can be
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
fucking ridiculous to take something that is obviously a joke and even labelled a joke straight after its made... a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
partner: so I can only buy you ethical, vegan underwear? me: yes. Sent you a list partner: very unromantic me: *whispering* so is cruelty
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @randompanda : So far I'm less than 30 seconds in and these @natalietran videos for the Galaxy S5 are on point. youtu.be/vQwA8ijoK1w?li…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
Went to try on a coat. The assistant put it on me and it looked awful. On me. Not in general. It's a great coat. Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
After having multiple friends use the term 'fuckboi' in conversation lately, I finally googled it. Shakespearean.
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Agent: Ben Mendelsohn, I have a role for you. You play a nice guy Ben Mendelsohn: Really? Agent: LOL no. This role is scary as fuck.
March 17th 2020
@natalietran
. @adambspencer kindly taught me how to start reading cryptic crossword clues. He demonstrated much patience. pic.twitter.com/DX81Crblgd
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Update: Police request that people avoid the area. The situation is now contained.
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @vivianwithane : @natalietran your tweet looked like a caption for this photo on my tl pic.twitter.com/l2y18ptOoV
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
I know I'm fashionable because this is how I shop online Sort By Lowest to Highest Leaves page and watches Netflix
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been a spy but I have been able to look at a price tag without the sales assistant noticing
October 7th 2020
@natalietran
Using my glasses case like I've got my shit together
April 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @ThelmaIlianaM : @natalietran it's gonna be a good month! pic.twitter.com/Jl54ToI6RS
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Well don't look so adorable assessing potential threats and planning routes. For the record, you'd be a much bette… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 23rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @PabloRochat : they've had enough pic.twitter.com/qK3wngDJnB
March 1st 2015
@natalietran
Leaving london :( any final place you must have scones? I need to make everyone who sells scones uncomfortable while I eat in front of them
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually like to judge people on their racist, fear mongering, damaging publicity stunts, but Pauline Hanson is an arse clown.
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
aw this just came up in my reminders. 3 years ago! I really fucking love how many friends I've made one way or anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : If you have faith, and if you believe in something hard enough, and deeply enough, and with all your heart, so what.
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
thank FUCK twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @FightLoudly : @natalietran this is the petition to stop Saeed's deportation #SaveSaeed change.org/p/qantas-emira…
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I understand disliking the idea of influencers but be consistent. Hate all celebrity. That makes sense. Otherwise why are you really upset?
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Tunisia tourist resort attack leaves 28 dead u.afp.com/ZJ3q
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
<3 Last year @qkenihan had me on his show and his last five eps have just been released including our chat. Q was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VP : All marriages at their root are about love. In America, our laws now recognize that simple truth. #LoveWins today & we couldn't be …
January 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Krazygioo : what the fuck goin on pic.twitter.com/lM4y03PBPZ
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
Must stop apologising to walls
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the retweets. I've deleted them, I hate when people do it in that tone. It just bewilders me that people think voting does nothing
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Printer, nobody has this many problems. Just chill. Be positive.
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
Somebody take me to the tea festival this year? Last year I wanted to take someone and when they rejected my offer… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hello. We love this amazing soul and are two of her biggest fans. Happy birthday @jodiefox pic.twitter.com/nlVvDWmzmv
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
We may not be on this earth for a reason but today I woke up knowing I was going to smash a donut
February 28th 2016
@natalietran
I just faked talking to someone on the phone for 10 minutes to avoid human interaction so yeah, adulthood is going well
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
was a party last night and got asked 4 times if I worked there
March 18th 2018
@natalietran
because women are dogs twitter.com/YuanSerenaP/st…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
JT was in the video. Read this about his experience being an Asian man. This is about being an ally to each other… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << pic.twitter.com/THy7f6DbMj
July 28th 2020
@natalietran
Just remembered an ex and I went to dinner, befriended a man in the restaurant, went back to his place which turned… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
She's great! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
just promised to help someone build their cob home and now I'm really worried about the physical nature of this task
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Just rewatched the last few eps of sex and the city. Why does carrie leave the artist? I forgot about the artist. Stick with him.
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Going to write a rap about how I'm taking my library for a freaking ride right now with how many books I'm burning through
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
My sister and I have jokingly given each other royal memorabilia for years and now it's at the point where we can't… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney, there's a Detention Harms Health Medical Student March - Saturday, April 7, 2018 12:00 PM Hyde Park, Sydney.
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
I love going home at night and seeing that people are still going somewhere or that their night is just starting. "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 4th 2015
@natalietran
for any budding playwrights out there twitter.com/SydneyTheatreC…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
Saw Baby Driver last night. Would like all future taxi drivers to watch it as training video.
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
I need to learn from the passive aggressiveness of telephone messages that say “did you know you can also head over to our website?”
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @louistherouxbot : I'm in Egypt to meet Willow, a former spy turned fascist gymnast who believes Bono cursed their bloodline
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
man, people really expect you to be able to draw or something when you ask if they'll pose for you for an hour
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
It say to all fans: If you’re not on the top, don’t bother. Don’t even try yourselves.
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Brain: It's 7pm, you still have work to do. Do not watch The Office Work To Do: Do It 2am: That was a great episode.
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/BqSGSHCJzJ
November 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @bairdjulia : Distressing viewing but this should be watched by those who think ugly attitudes towards Muslims are just abstract debates…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @TroyKinne ! mumbrella.com.au/kinne-tonight-… I think his little joke at the end was mean/good but he insists he was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
five years today twitter.com/natalietran/st…
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
ya'll are fantastic twitter.com/StrikeClimate/…
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Natalie, if you could have dinner with ANYBODY who would it be?" "Nobody" "..." "Elvis" "..." "Second Interview?" "We'll let you know"
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
this guy twitter.com/Wil_Anderson/s…
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
and when I say stuff I mean baby photos. Because that's the best I looked igg.me/at/p4a2014
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
it's so awkward when two people start making out next to you and you're right there even though they've been droppi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
What's happening? Why are there so many good looking people these days? I just saw someone so pretty I laughed
August 16th 2017
@natalietran
At some point you just start sneezing loudly, like a full on old person you would have been disgusted by as a kid.
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Twice! Amazing. Sunday? Sorry my phone sucks with apps (I know I know) so can you text me? Or email? Or use telepathy.
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
It's been one of those days *plays peter andre's Mysterious Girl*
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait to see it! twitter.com/davidfarrier/s…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
To be fair, if I became president I’d also introduce a crazy ban.⁰Nobody funnier or prettier than me allowed. All men must also grow beards
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Odd name for a whale but ok pic.twitter.com/D1xbLYi8hU
May 25th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Jaydub77 : Hi. Every year my poetry group makes an anthology. We've had some good reviews over the years & there's lots of varied, intel…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
for how long each time? twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @chrisfluming : back in the subaru 2017 pic.twitter.com/klprKRhyh3
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
your reminder that this account soothes any stress and is a pleasure twitter.com/SylvanianUK/st…
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
Traffickers don't care about people. They'll take money from desperate people and willingly endanger them. smh.com.au/world/europe/m…
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
My gps is being very existentially comforting lately "You have arrived" "You made it"
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @MissKwigglett : @natalietran depends, did you make your top 8 ten years ago, or have you secretly been really into MySpace and JUST made…
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
never been to watch the fireworks in Sydney, where's a good place to watch them?
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I hear people say, "you just have to KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. Never stop uploading!" I'm fairly certain someone out there dies
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
When people in romantic movies say lines like "I've never told anyone this before" it always makes me wonder what I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 31st 2015
@natalietran
15 year old me was wrong. I did lose my Legolas bookmark one day.
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about some of the weddings I filmed years ago. One person booked me and wasn't even engage… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
November 16th 2020
@natalietran
RT @The_Pesky_Red : He needs to be careful here she can move in any direction pic.twitter.com/6Kkqju07BN
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
everyone on twitter is going to hell so we might as well get to know each other
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
People get so freaked out when you kiss them with your eyes open, especially when they don't know you.
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
me: happy valentines day, 2am 2am: I'm actually seeing someone else me: fuck you
December 19th 2020
@natalietran
quite an extensive list of locations later in this thread. Bondi Westfields, Cronulla, channel 7 in eveleigh, crows… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OivTd8EJ0R
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
same. Call me. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
My usual contribution to the family chat is just to send a heart emoji every now and then. This morning mum address… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know you said leave you alone but on the off chance you see this; love and care do mean something. They’re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I'm thinking cult BUT hot uniforms no fucking the boss stuff we eat organic Who's in?
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
person I want to punch: Can you believe it's more than halfway through the year? me: Yes. Nothing has made it seem… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just got asked to paint the house number on the bins and I've never felt so alive and trusted.
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who use speakerphone. Everybody should have secrets.
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
No worries, mum. I get it. You've got friends. You go out. Whatever. pic.twitter.com/uRsDy3e5OY
July 20th 2020
@natalietran
Started watching a show today my friend had been recommending the past few months. I kept putting it off for no rea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @findabedAU : Need a place to stay because of the #AustralianFires? Don't have anywhere to keep your pet? Have a bed to offer? Let us kno…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
movies really made me think I'd play darts more often than I do
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Today one of my best friends @tim_dunlop stopped his car in the middle of the road and made me get out and steal f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
small victory but still good news twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
May 13th 2017
@natalietran
Instagram makes me feel like humans are just mannequins for brands.
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be answering comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you want to pop by youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : Washington State Is Now the Only Place in America with Net Neutrality motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… via @motherboard
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
"and I tip 20 cause I'm not a bad guy" twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
This predicament has never stopped me before twitter.com/Red_Stick_/sta…
May 15th 2016
@natalietran
Working. No more f1 spoilers! I'm so excited. What happened? Did Hamilton get a new haircut? But really. Stop. It sounds so exciting
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
I missed Paris. Just arrived and saw a man in a striped sweater with red scarf on cycling with a baguette. You can't write these things.
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
I try to bring up The Sims at most parties
July 5th 2020
@natalietran
*goes back to the Life shop* Hi I'd like to return my life and get another one in another universe. I've just reali… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @PeterDutton5 : I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets an…
November 18th 2020
@natalietran
So odd to me that clothing companies don't have to state their ethical practices. They have statements like: ____… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
You wouldn't think it from this very appropriate present, but I'm 30. Thanks @johniadarola ! These will be abused pic.twitter.com/MEpDj3XfEf
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid soon! pic.twitter.com/jl3e5MkjLN
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
David's stuff always makes me smile twitter.com/thedavidferrie…
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
hah! very starry night twitter.com/NASAJPL/status…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
A public apology to @nashedgerton who is my best friend
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @SlenderSherbet : "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP, TERRY" pic.twitter.com/HmCZjxY5DP
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
You can't ask a more arsehole question but I'm taking someone to their first opera and am choosing between La bohème and Carmen. Which?
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Getting fed up with not meeting charming hot people in book shops. Why did I even bother learning to read?
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
Facebook just made a slideshow for my partner that just had photos of his ex under titles like "Remember this?" "Your friends are awesome"
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One day I’ll have the courage to tell my friends I don’t like escape rooms
May 15th 2020
@natalietran
masterclass pre-roll ads: I don't know who suggested otherwise but I don't want to be good at anything.
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
A moment of silence for all the tea I make then forget til it's cold. Please know somebody loved you.
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
You would think standing in the hallway screaming, "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD" would eventually lead to a neighbour offering me dinner. But no.
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sydney-siders, if you can be there to show support. These poor kids and their family. Hope to see you there! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
me to anyone who isn't Australian: It's not like that! There aren't spiders everywhere! Australia: theguardian.com/australia-news…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
No, yeah, awesome. Leave me alone with my thoughts. No worries. It's good.
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
The best part about being an adult is you can eat lollies for dinner. The worst part is nobody cares.
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
someone you've been crushing on hard: honey, I've booked us a surprise getaway... twitter.com/lonelyplanet/s…
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
friend: When did you find out Santa wasn't real? me: When I was born to Asian parents
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I once got offered a few hundred thousand to do a tampon commercial and turned it down. Turned down most things bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 25th 2020
@natalietran
#NewProfilePic True friends stab you in the front pic.twitter.com/80RmRaLKAZ
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
All I want is to write a successful Tony award winning musical and to own a luxury resort in New Zealand that is vo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
oh man. Who the fuck sold my mum a Buddha that lights up in neon colours? You're an evil person. We all have to loo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2016
@natalietran
hey! Sorry still editing but there will be a new vid today! pic.twitter.com/2vTLjzkDqQ
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
My dearest porridge, I miss you constantly and think of you always. The hours in between our meetings drag on for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2016
@natalietran
Clothes tags showing. The enemy of looking like you have your shit together.
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games until someone points out you’re being inappropriate and making them feel uncomfortable
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Tifnh : @natalietran Our best friend shirts came in! Btw, you don't have to tell us we look good because baby, we know. http://t.co/nJpZ…
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
hi! I'm doing better. After I posted that I wasn't doing great, friends and fam reached out and I know by now to ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
come here
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Fandango : Alright, here it is, the full Adam Sandler #SpiritAwards “Best Personality” speech, accepting his Best Actor award for #Uncut…
July 26th 2019
@natalietran
Scott's face after realising I have no shame and will just continually eat on camera pic.twitter.com/GGYaoGRuEe
August 12th 2020
@natalietran
No kissing, dress ups, and no missionary should be all sex twitter.com/BBCNewsbeat/st…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
You can't paint your nails without looking like a bitch
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. fucking yes @rexorangecounty open.spotify.com/track/6Jl3ZOX6…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Occasionally I buy an article of clothing that's in fashion. Then it looks at me, throws its head back, and laughs.
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Fine, let's fall in love or whatever
November 26th 2020
@natalietran
well look, it's the text I've always wanted to receive twitter.com/abcnews/status… pic.twitter.com/6dJz1mpkGs
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
email from dad pic.twitter.com/89OCtH0FNe
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
getting older is telling a friend you think you're in love with someone and having them say "don't be stupid" befor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2016
@natalietran
The majority of my life is spent looking at the clock to figure out when I need to put pants on
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @r1chardeldridge : @natalietran Why didn’t you invite them over for noodles? That was very selfish of you to flaunt your great wealth and…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
2.30 am: You know, if you'd just worked properly during the day you wouldn't have to be here right now. 3am: yeah
July 31st 2015
@natalietran
one day everything is going normal and then boom, you love cushions
December 19th 2019
@natalietran
$1 donated = 2 meals to someone in need twitter.com/OzHarvest/stat…
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @4corners : The meticulous #4Corners investigation by @lb_online has led to some damning findings from the Murray-Darling royal commissio…
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, decorative pillows just don't want you to share the bed with them
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
Apologies for the rant before. Anger gets us nowhere. That was really stupid of me. All deleted. Time for 1am toasted sandwich
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
live action of the animated version of the remake of the live action of the original
December 21st 2019
@natalietran
welp pic.twitter.com/yfzEm8nwct
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
sort of hoped by this stage in life I'd have at least gone to court once with a gangster lover. Have the perfect ou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Jaydub77 : Just wrote, 5.23 this morning. pic.twitter.com/po6pJ5u6b6
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Guns, hey.
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Just fucking let me touch you.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite fake politeness is when people say "only if you're having one" when you offer tea. I'm not an idiot. E… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
March 25th 2020
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Very funny new DYKWIA is up with @pleaseletmestay (Becky Lucas) @iamcameronjames @natalietran @ThisisAlexei recorded with u…
November 12th 2020
@natalietran
Highly resent the juxtaposition of Rowan exercising to low energy things like episodes of Star Trek: Voyageur
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
When somebody tells me I can’t achieve something, I don’t bother arguing. That’s a waste of time. Instead, I put my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 2nd 2021
@natalietran
dad drove me to a girl named Courtney's house in Lidcombe in 1992. He reminds me every time we pass the street.
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
filming a wedding groom: I've planned a surprise after dessert. Can you film it? me: Sure. What is it? groom: It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
Every 4 years I think a juice maker is going to be the start of a whole new me
April 8th 2020
@natalietran
RT @arlenparsa : Illinois is 70% white, but 70% of coronavirus deaths here are people of color. When you hear about one racial group dying…
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I will listen to you complain about font TWICE. That's it.
March 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Had such a wonderful afternoon. I came home and Ro had bought me a kite! It had a bow and everything. I'm not hot e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
My work life is trying to figure out how to avoid emails from Dropbox
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you have a full length mirror? me: No. My reflection makes me want to punch the glass. Don't you want to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KieraGorden : Oh my goodness, this story about the 10yo on Nauru is absolutely and utterly heartbreaking. Peter Dutton is a f**king MONS…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Delete
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Hopeful for your future. Ben writes beautiful music. This is an oldie but favourite youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8… "She… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is definitely how to get me to commit to things. hahaha I have no idea what any of your tweets mean. can't wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
Love it. Would watch a hour of this. It's mesmerising. @ConnorVanV is a man of many talents. twitter.com/ConnorVanV/sta…
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
Why? Idiots are often very confident twitter.com/couriermail/st…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
This headline has a bigger twist than The Sixth Sense twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
September 24th 2019
@natalietran
cheeky bugger wrapped it for extra laughs. Look at her face twitter.com/KyleStoffers/s… pic.twitter.com/FRtY0qHOyi
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
people who wash their hair every day are overachievers
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Hey there pic.twitter.com/8H1yB7nWgX
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
Thank you to two of the finest guys out there. You're all types of sweetness @thefinebros let's Live. Die. Repeat X pic.twitter.com/cu5tHvy0bA
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
September 28th 2020
@natalietran
Every fact I learn about ants is extreme. -Ants can lift 20 times their weight -Ants fight to the death -Ants surv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 9th 2016
@natalietran
I just blow dried my hair so I guess today was arms day
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @angusmcz : Current live bid for the work is $4500. Let’s go higher! To bid asrctelethonauction.org.au/lite-ui/?contr… A big thank you to the ever inspira…
March 28th 2020
@natalietran
pretty pissed none of my horoscopes predicted a pandemic
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
so many awesome people. @TroyKinne 's show is on tonight! 9.40 on 10 @maxprice3 @sarahebishop @ninaoyama and everyo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Great poker face pic.twitter.com/PNGbgkMagN
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
I have one sister, nine years my senior. When younger I would sneak into her room, wind up this box and watch the b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Apologies. Meant to link the article, not just the picture of the protest. Impossible to listen to this and not be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2020
@natalietran
Remember when The Newsroom tried this pic.twitter.com/vYJQghH5J2
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
! @RemyHii twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
so excited for @illyal to get to collab with me #blessed twitter.com/illyal/status/…
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
Etsy- the casino of bride-to-bes
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
apologies, that was meant to be directed at one person. I'll leave it though, because you're all pretty good looking
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
cool series by @sweetjustice you can check out youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8zAs…
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
[after watching Ted Bundy tapes] me: I'm worried I'm a serial killer doctor: You're not me: I'm worried I am docto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
disappointed with how rarely you get to say "I think I'm falling in love with you" daily so will try to bump it up to at least two times.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Autocorrect, I’ve got this. It’s an in joke. You had to be there.
March 7th 2019
@natalietran
really hate to be so cliche and preachy but spent a fortnight away from Twitter and only came back to share that I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
yes. I find myself being horrible sometimes because of this mentality. Even now if I tell mum something might be u… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2020
@natalietran
heartbreaking #7YearsTooLong twitter.com/AzimiMoz/statu…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
please tell him to stay strong. This was a hard time for me when I experienced it but he is still loved <3 <3 twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever a recipe asks me to "stir occasionally" I get so stressed I feel like I need to quit my job and monitor the pot full time
October 22nd 2020
@natalietran
What reasons am I meant to give? pic.twitter.com/8XAcoTXH2u
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
tickets for shawn mendes concert had this little 'gentle reminder' As someone who frequently skims things and rock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
shhh. sleep. *brushes your hair away from your face as you sleep* twitter.com/molokojuice/st…
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
this is my favourite twitter.com/TheMilanTooner…
July 17th 2020
@natalietran
my poor diet of sour patch kids and chips has not prepared me for the good circulation needed in these cold times
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Someone's 11 year old kid told me she's kissed 9 people. That's almost double my number.
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
I never thought I'd grow up to regret hearing people say,"Nat was in a band" Because we were hardcore And people would know our sick jams
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @TaghiniaAmir : Guys on Manus are digging well to find water. #Australia wake up. #Australia people are dying in your name. @PeterDutton_…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Being great is exhausting
March 29th 2020
@natalietran
When I streamed the other day I didn't realise it went to people's subscription boxes. Including my mother's. Dad w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
she drowned in a sea of internet tabs
May 18th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/eH7wpCLomZ
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Rhys is great! Go see his show twitter.com/rhysnicholson/…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
congrats to the boys from @SUPERWOG1 twitter.com/ScreenAustrali…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see people act I'm just blown away. How do actors conjure and convey emotion like that? I can't even act… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AltieriRicky : *friend breaks up* me: it was never right *gets back together* me: shows maturity *breaks up again* me: well now you…
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ciarapollock : he was a punk she did ballet what more can i say pic.twitter.com/vtHkKa9oHU
June 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't know how to get the word out there but I was talking to a stranger about how much a camel would cost after re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @HughdeKretser : If you haven’t already, please donate to help us reach our target for our Change This Appeal. hrlc.secure.force.com Hu…
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
My parallel universe buddy! twitter.com/natalieet/stat…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
apparently it's rude to block your ears when you don't need to pretend to care about anything the person you're wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking adore when you look at a painting and it reaches out and opens you in the chest. Bottle up that feeling.
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Fair enough " @MBCraig57 : @YouTube @natalietran I am pretty sure retweeting an older video doesn't count as putting up one this week.... "
February 23rd 2015
@natalietran
another brilliant night at @Concertgebouw . I love how they do it. Fun programs, free drinks, and great music. pic.twitter.com/zPC6e9mWNS
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just want to have hot no strings attached sex with a stranger who will take me on a lot of romantic dates, ask me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : What do you do with food photos? @natalietran ponders the same question #YTFF goo.gl/8qrxPR pic.twitter.com/Kx9gLOrM3i
February 20th 2020
@natalietran
How can the media continue to report like this? It's a suspected murder-suicide. He is suspected of killing his th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Quite annoyed that in arguments or moments of rage, I've never remembered to put a curse on someone while pointing angrily at the sky
February 13th 2020
@natalietran
Client: Are you able to do __ and ___? Is that possible? Me: Of course! That's my job! I'm a professional! I know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the movie poster of them standing back to back twitter.com/washingtonpost…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
At the #papertowns premiere! Luckily no height difference between me and @caradelevingne pic.twitter.com/r99NGsSBz7
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
yay! @nashedgerton is on @nova969 this morning talking about Mr. Inbetween. Sorry, got dates wrong previously. Star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
It's so great to get together with people, put down your phones, and connect pic.twitter.com/jJmFRRcpsT
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
uploading! I have slow net so it's saying another hour and a bit. Sorry. But here are some pics from the vid pic.twitter.com/xw9MSx8jNb
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
Every interaction I've had with a moth has been frantic. Moths need to calm the fuck down.
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reaproy : Hard to understand #Thai Immigration's heartless lack of concern for #Rahaf al-Qunan. Commissioner "Big Joke" says it's "fami…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Didn't fully comprehend what kind of person I was until dad bought be this shirt and I screamed 'I love it! pic.twitter.com/Lyl1u6VEFU
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
you're not friends with a woman until you've listened to her talk about getting a fringe/bangs
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
love the idea of new faces. You do need policies to get my vote though haha Let me find 2000 bucks and fill out so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is waiting to go to your mum's home so someone can cook you proper food again
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
so good twitter.com/ScientistMel/s…
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
I love celebrities. They've never bought a packet of m&ms from the shops and walked home with them in the sun twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
June 16th 2020
@natalietran
It's a brave decision to not wear any layers under heavy hoodies even though I always end up indoors in a heated ro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Where do you put ‘not leaving the house until neighbours are gone’ on your cv?
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
self congratulating post but just want to put it out there that things have been so much better lately. Almost two… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
new year new abandoned projects
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Can people stop writing articles about celebs/women showing off their trim bodies? Maybe they're just wearing clothes. And you're an idiot.
January 6th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so excited to see Brooklyn! John Crowley directing, Nick Hornby writing, and starring Saoirse Ronan and Domhnall Gleeson! Gah!
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
friends and family : This person doesn't care about you. They are a bad person. This will not end well for you. me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
If someone is crying, embrace them. Hold them close, share their pain, whisper 'try harder next time' in their ear
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how much funnier I find cat videos now and how much I prefer watching them to going outside
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Great job @Socceroos ! #DENAUS
March 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AndrewYang : If you find out about a nation-threatening pandemic and your first move is to adjust your stock portfolio you should probab…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
holy sexy picture twitter.com/BenMendelsohn_…
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
*chefs kiss* twitter.com/Taira_2013/sta…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SolomonWakeling : @natalietran There’s a line I have been meaning to use like: “I have a direct line to hell, let [x] know that the devi…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
define 'world' twitter.com/HuffingtonPost…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
me: Please let me know if you need any changes! client: You've missed half the words in the subtitles and the name… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 8th 2017
@natalietran
Of course you like banana bread. Everybody likes cake.
January 23rd 2021
@natalietran
just want to get as horny as this couple do around their convection oven pic.twitter.com/WvNXywdm0n
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Pretty Hobart pic.twitter.com/e4dUo8RnbI
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
come on, push up bra, I'm really counting on you to turn things around today
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenQuilty : Tomorrow night I speak at the @melbwritersfest about my book, ‘Home, Drawings by Syrian Children’... in bookshops now https:…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
congrats! twitter.com/Hannahgadsby/s…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some people miss the careless joy of their youth. Others miss the free time they had. I miss having enemies. Reme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
good twitter.com/lesbianrhapsod…
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @profmusgrave : Some Say Statue Had Links to Criminal Gang, Theft
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that Liam Hemsworth asked me to capture his proposal but I could only find a 4gb SD and didn't know if he meant video or photos
December 22nd 2020
@natalietran
The Flight Attendant- what is so luminous and good about her that the people from all walks around her like her? Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Cat lady level up pic.twitter.com/m0LWjvbsZU
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
them: Think outside the box me, sitting comfortably inside box: I'd like to take out a longterm lease please
January 30th 2020
@natalietran
youtube.com/watch?v=q91eZF…
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
watching My Best Friend's Wedding and her friend is marrying a 20 year old? That's two years out of adolescence. Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
1. ... Astrid's were more expensive 2. How often do people actually buy jewellery for their partners? twitter.com/fmtoday/status…
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
bread is sexy
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
That's a depressing nickname, Francis pic.twitter.com/in37yTQu8j
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
Waking up to an alarm is for losers. Be a man and wake up to an anxiety attack.
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is going to be much harder for my real aged tinder profile. What's most upsetting is I do like all those thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Eddie putting life into perspective. Enjoyed filming this interview with @RowanJones_ . twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
May 20th 2020
@natalietran
It’s so intimidating when job ads contain words like “expert”. Who says they’re an expert? I’m not an expert in any… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here's an "ad" sent to me by @AAMI FOR A CAR MY PARTNER OWNS (NOT ME) that looks EXACTLY like a bill. This is a poo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @paddy_delaney : When you’ve already seen the video pic.twitter.com/K0x6BquUWJ
October 26th 2019
@natalietran
Colouring in mermaids with nieces and I gave mine glasses so they followed suit. Now our mermaids look like they ow… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Meet some of the 37 babies facing homelessness and hunger as Dutton & Turnbull try to starve families to go back to Nauru. http…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ARTSHL3Y : WHY BABIES ARE PROBLEMATIC (A THREAD) pic.twitter.com/eCP5lZ0IDy
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I mean, she's pretty if you're in to that sort of cliche pretty twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ginamei : My forever mood. pic.twitter.com/J8TZelWd8Y
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Just watched an episode of Extreme Couponing. America, just based off your couponing system, you're fucked. You're all fucked.
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Nash is my best friend " @nashedgerton : @natalietran @GreatDebates69 @helytimes @DaveKingThing I knew it."
August 20th 2020
@natalietran
well then subscribe to the newsletter and turn your notifications on pic.twitter.com/9V50A1TcgE
August 31st 2017
@natalietran
I loved going to open home inspections and having someone tell me how great it would be to use the backyard. You don't know me at all.
October 13th 2020
@natalietran
just saw a clip for Em*ly in Par*s come up in my feed where she's complaining about the meat being too raw in a fre… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I remember before Instagram when you had to guess who was insane.
November 24th 2020
@natalietran
Society really needs to face the actual cost of the gig economy. Who are the people who are generally exploited whe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
But how great is it when a hairdresser puts product in front of you? It's like they're showing you to the better looking you who isn't cheap
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
I'd like for the Senate to acknowledge: (a) it's okay to be rich (b) it's okay to be good looking (c) it's okay for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't let me work near your activations. Opposite of sponsored. #dddaustralia pic.twitter.com/sa2QYARFox
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I've been such a horrendously stupid and ugly person lately. Somebody take away my human license
October 23rd 2020
@natalietran
When dad was teaching, the school principal (an absolute legend) let the school run photography classes and we foun… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm not great at sliding into DMS but I'm fucking brilliant at sending awkward messages people ignore
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
Sometimes I look at my nieces and feel such an immense amount of love that my chest feels like it will burst if it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
Live your life like it were an Instagram feed
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through my donation and you can too! Well done to the amazing team and all their helpers at @ASRC1 … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
4yo niece: Your shirt is too small! Me: That’s the style. See, here are pictures niece: Oh! You don’t look like that. Me: :(
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
1. This is great. 2. My parents who are in their mid/late 70s have been leaving the house and finding empty shelve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 6th 2020
@natalietran
just remembered when aactas told me I could enter their new online category for unscripted online videos. Unscripte… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Whoever keeps selling my mum new sim cards, I am going to find you.
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so fucking tired of not having enough pictures of luxury resorts in my feed
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don’t know Bradley Cooper personally but I know he’d hate all the dreams I have about him
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
my fetish is retelling jokes poorly, leaving a big gap of silence, finishing the joke incorrectly, and then saying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @alyankovic : Hey, come on, I'm doing everything I can! twitter.com/BBCTech/status…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
My next door neighbour is an elderly lady who calls me 'wonderful girl' because I offered her a lift once. Now I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 27th 2020
@natalietran
Can someone come whisper this in my ear at night every night until the next night and then continue? pic.twitter.com/K97mPFcPbE
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Even in VR my poor eyesight is a problem pic.twitter.com/8BLUOJd1iG
April 15th 2016
@natalietran
I'd be a terrible mother. I buy one new sweater and it's all I wear for the next month. All my other sweaters are dead to me.
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
photos of bachelorette parties are exhausting
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
being depressed is the best I've felt in years
February 27th 2020
@natalietran
just don't want to die and have that photo of my niece's crazy makeup as the last photo of self on my feed. Also,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2017
@natalietran
Today I had a fight with the man at the convenience store about using my own jar for a slurpee. So you know, things are going well for me.
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope that @realDonaldTrump 's twitter wins Best Comedy Series tonight #GoldenGlobes
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
get out of here @NASA @HUBBLE_space pic.twitter.com/oFhfl2ploN
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @nytimes : Victoria’s Secret defined femininity for millions of women. But inside the company, 2 powerful men presided over an entrenched…
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
If you were wondering, you can play Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl approx 4 times in a row before the person next to you gets annoyed
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
This is probably the best summary of how I feel about the name. We haven't heard anything to suggest even the ackno… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 25th 2020
@natalietran
My niece's school has them all set up on some school version of Facebook and her feed looks like: ___ says: I drew… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
You invite people over to watch The Bachelor. Soon after they arrive they realise you don’t even own a tv. It’s too… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
New work tactic I’m currently employing- always writing “I’m so proud of this” in the email when I send through wor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
a terrible tragedy that extremists use violence for their insane religious beliefs but it's WRONG to condemn religion. Okay.
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
Just saw Little Women and that was the best Amy I've seen. Really enjoyed it and loved how packed the cinema was. Yay!
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
December 9th 2017
@natalietran
I'm always much happier about myself after looking at Instagram
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
If being a cat lady were a job, if be a CEO
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
I hate whe you get a haircut and it doesn't completely transform your face into a new one
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
At some point all I started to notice about kids was how much taller than me they were
November 18th 2020
@natalietran
Dad's 78th birthday soon. I asked him if there's anything he'd like for his birthday and he replied "3 wicked wings from KFC"
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
I'm so proud of how Australians have responded
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Apologies for tweeting so much. I just really want to avoid this work I don't want to do.
January 31st 2018
@natalietran
It is ridiculous and hurtful how all my friends who I've asked to watch the animal hoarding show on netflix have ig… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 1st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see people with brand new white shoes on I want to yell, "Yeah go on, act like you own the place. Smug bastard"
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Shame on you @PeterDutton_MP twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
throwback to two of the Finest men buying me ice cream and moustache stickers <3 @thefinebros pic.twitter.com/H1vP84Cv5I
February 28th 2020
@natalietran
Scientists detect biggest explosion since Big Bang! bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…
January 15th 2021
@natalietran
.@serviceNSW You do realise that videos first line is: QR codes are an easy way to introduce contactless check in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really jump up and down on beds? I've tried. It's not that fun. 2/10
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : Nauru is not only a political crisis, but a medical emergency | Ranjana Srivastava trib.al/X5f2QK1
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Surprise tickets to @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear @SydOperaHouse for tomorrow! Thanks @RowanJones_ so excited x
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
excellent emailing @mjhawley ... pic.twitter.com/1DZuJ2QzsB
February 10th 2020
@natalietran
what on earth twitter.com/joshuabadge/st…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, he’s got work early tomorrow, and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
oooooooooft twitter.com/Bballforeverfb…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
You can tell how hot a woman is by the number of photos on a boat she on Instagram
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @orlander_ruming : Twelve-year-old Kiana went #missing at about 8pm last night from an address in Wylandra Street, #Dubbo. If you've seen…
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a person in a cardigan I think, "This person has their shit together"
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that a girl came to my house and laughed at my eyeshadow palette. I agreed, mocked it, and pretended I didn't just buy it.
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
nature is stupendous twitter.com/buitengebieden…
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Genuinely concerned that I will one day run away with an a cappella singer. I have fallen in love with several.
January 1st 2016
@natalietran
Happy New Year! Since everyone's doing it, here's my top 9 of 2015 Hope you're all happy x pic.twitter.com/Voxn70dNRS
May 13th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just ate a whole pizza, cried, ate hot chips, and then contemplated changing my hair colour. So I guess it's that time of the month
April 16th 2017
@natalietran
It would be an honour to be catfished by you
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
and I am a goddamn star. Once I got free movie tickets from a subscriber and had to run away before his manager came. Suck on that.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
How big is the fine, Scott? I've got some savings and feel you're really limiting your potential. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Planning on taking someone out but honestly have no idea where young people in Sydney go clubbing these days. Pleas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
been listening to @rexorangecounty 's Loving Is Easy youtube.com/watch?v=I8D_Ya…
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
You could make this place beautiful twitter.com/natalietran/st…
July 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ausoftheyear : "Take a moment to recognise somebody who's making a fantastic contribution to our nation." @DoctorKarl 's encouraging Aust…
May 10th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/p1ubIZolCi
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
well this just came up as the number one result for one of my searches so I better go to bed. pic.twitter.com/6hCcoxOroC
April 11th 2016
@natalietran
If I could have one superpower it would be making everyone in the world disappear when I have to reverse park
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry there hasn't been a new video, I'll work on one as soon as possible. I'll also exercise, be a better person, and eat healthier.
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @JoshButler : The AFP have confirmed to SBS that officers are on Manus assisting in a "liaison" role at the centre - despite no powers in…
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
be still my beating heart twitter.com/_LoneWolf_/sta…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait to see this film! If you can, go out and support it! twitter.com/HarryShumJr/st…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
High and mighty? If you suffered blackouts and falls would you hope for adequate medical attention during that time… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm just kidding. First love isn't fun.
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
A friend put me onto this so thought I'd share. @whogivesacraptp recycled toilet paper with money going to building toilets in developing
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Whenever I try to sound sexy by saying I’m not wearing any underwear it sounds more like a threat. A terrible, terrible, scary threat.
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Yes, thank you for explaining Blade Runner is scifi. THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS. Where are the people who made the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the cruelty free festival for vegan gozleme, drove it home, got into pjs, and am watching Her with it. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Partner had never seen Grease so we watched it together. He almost ruined it by continually asking if they were mea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
So many talented people on the @tonightly team and it's a shame to see this happen to a show where so much aussie c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
I think I'm an evil King or something because I LOVE when they do these weird things at sporting events where they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! No Wound >> youtube.com/watch?v=Du5fNU… << Because no wound? No pain.
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
have very weird talent of looking at a photo of someone convicted of murder and thinking they totally look like someone who's a killer
April 14th 2019
@natalietran
I’m getting really tired of radiating sexual energy
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
I'm as trustworthy as a person who wears turtlenecks under suits
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
It's irresponsible to put all your eggs in one basket but I swear, if I could just get my back cracked once, REALLY… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hello, London instagram.com/p/yJrY2upxSq/
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of sdsdsv_15_pleasejustapprove.prproj
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Though it is a hauntingly beautiful song full of love, friends don’t seem to enjoy it when I sing ‘Bridge Over Trou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
For me, eating out is sifting through reviews of restaurants until everything is closed and then eating 2 minute noodles with toast
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
palpable
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @russellcrowe : One of the worlds biggest stars ?? What year is this? I think I’m lost . Hope I can find their number . Hope Pete the int…
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @FoodbankAus : This week students around the country go back to school for a new year of learning & we know this is a tough time for many…
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
So my best friend has asked me to get her BTS tickets when they come to Sydney. She has no idea how stressed this t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Any interior architects in Sydney on my list? Any billionaires who need friends? Any artists who need a muse? But the first one
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
Just hearing people outside my window makes me irritated. I know what kind of old person I'm going to be
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
blah. I'm furious and have been trying to get rid of it but it's itching me. I don't know if I should share the pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
watched The 6th Day last night and need to talk to someone about it. - They have a robotic doll storyline that goe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
come on, Australia twitter.com/ASRC1/status/1…
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
I have a lot of dreams that are still new in box too
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
August 4th 2020
@natalietran
Really want to see Babyteeth but not quite comfortable going to the cinemas yet. Can someone talk at me about it? I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 27th 2020
@natalietran
RT @charlottenicdao : Australia! #mythicquestquarantine is out NOW!! Can’t wait to hear what you think
December 22nd 2019
@natalietran
being under 30 should be illegal I'm so sorry
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Really had the feeling by this age I would have discovered at least one secret door somewhere
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Worried the vid I'm working on for today won't make sense to normal ppl. Have to run it past friends first. Preview: pic.twitter.com/31Uf23YOLa
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
And we thought the future would be bladerunner tubefilter.com/2018/03/07/soa…
February 25th 2020
@natalietran
My 7 and 4 yo nieces asked to do my makeup. They used such force that they broke a pencil on my face. The eldest a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rac_sydney : We have some great speakers lined up for the rally on Saturday. We need 1000s of people to join us on the streets to keep u…
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
:( that time the deer and I couldn't tell who the photo was of pic.twitter.com/uLMClkr2mP
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
RT @BBCBreaking : At least 125 people were killed in this Baghdad car bomb claimed by Islamic State militants bbc.in/29be6fr https:…
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
never agree to disagree
January 1st 2021
@natalietran
Happy New Year! Hope it's filled with joy. Hope it's busy in a good way. I hope like Australia's billionaires in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
People are so quick to judge. Oh I’m sorry, just because I’m looking at the first photo you ever posted on Instagram at 3am I'm weird?
December 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today is @RowanJones_ 's birthday and I need to tell everyone because his being in this world improves it greatly.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Being an adult is opening the dishwasher and yelling "ARE THESE CLEAN OR DIRTY?" until you die
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
great stuff @tonightly twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Um, I dress up as a fly and talk to myself. Low brow indeed. twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If this is my best life, I'm fucked twitter.com/tylerhabx/stat…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Loving the black friday marketing. 'Spend and Save' that's some admirable positive thinking right there.
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
How dare you. Nobody speaks to me like that except in the bedroom.
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
About to hear @alaindebotton at the opera house! pic.twitter.com/OwPlNB8PdU
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
haha OK. You think I’m insecure? Right. OK. Why? Why would an insecure person ask you if you were talking about them 50 times in a row? Why?
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come join us for some slow tv sexiness in fifteen facebook.com/SBSAustralia/
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Fairfield, CT I’m headlining 2 shows at @FairfieldComedy this Saturday May 26 7PM&9PM pic.twitter.com/ncUwpxRanc
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheMurdochTimes : Human Rights Commissioner @GillianTriggs fights back against the Murdoch media/Abbott Govt smear machine http://t.co/y…
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
but aren't enthusiastic texts from powerful older men happy to just be close friends normal? twitter.com/IWriteAllDay_/…
June 22nd 2019
@natalietran
A little while ago, ro and I decided it was time to part ways. We're still very close and will love each other alw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Socks are great
August 26th 2014
@natalietran
There is an endless list of terrible things I would rather do than listen to someone tell me about my tax
October 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Gun Control > Condolences twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
A Video For People Who Skip Ads >>youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c << New Vid just in case you missed it :)
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
on a plane to you now can't stop writing twitter.com/edgarwright/st…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
sure sex is great but have you ever killed someone after seeking revenge for 18 years?
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
My friend and I accidentally booked ourselves into an incredibly romantic ranch and now I don't know if I should pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
"Dad, what kind of -" "Gelato cake" "... cake do you want"
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
A bird set its nest up in our roof. Try complaining about that without sounding like an evil character in a Disney movie.
December 19th 2014
@natalietran
RT @Tammy__Chan : That moment when @natalietran appears in the new pokemon game. pic.twitter.com/BuZrh9KFgF
August 14th 2020
@natalietran
*crosses fingers* pic.twitter.com/6hoExN6rcz
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Took it down. Paranoid the sauce man will see this
July 23rd 2020
@natalietran
Being able to add a personalised gift note when ordering things for myself is 10/10 pic.twitter.com/SqKtt0ueyw
October 27th 2020
@natalietran
Wouldn't normally use twitter so but: If you were the person at the grocery store today wearing a backpack going t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: oh me: what? FBI agent in my webcam: same shirt as last night? me: I've had it up to here with you, Brian
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, that's annoying. I don't know why I wrote 'stay tuned' you get what I meant. It would be nice if you joined. I'll stop
November 5th 2020
@natalietran
laughing.gif twitter.com/JoeHockey/stat…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Christy, only boring people get bored. Peace be with you twitter.com/ChristyDeemer/…
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
My dildo comes with an app and wants to access my location, see my contacts, and read my messages. Like a freaking person.
August 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Heading to @MelbWritersFest for two sessions this weekend. Look forward to meeting you if you're coming!
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
Hope this email finds you miserable
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
Internet: Look at this ridiculous new gadget that must be for super lonely people! Everyone: hahaha WTF? A headles… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
Playing Catan and nobody wanted to trade my hug for some ore :( pic.twitter.com/Oj1xkk82l3
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
Terrible. There are only going to be more and more people displaced by climate change. Genuine refugees. What wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Nobody should be sending you abuse, @s_deery It's a shame you suggested you heard what the frustration was and then… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really sorry I couldn't have everyone along this time x
October 18th 2019
@natalietran
I never have a comeback when Rowan tells me "that's exactly what you said about that giant atlas and how many times… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2020
@natalietran
8 yrs ago I landed a meeting with a supermodel's agent because I really wanted to write something for her. Unfortun… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 26th 2019
@natalietran
started painting again pic.twitter.com/Bv8PPmJ6UL
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
<3 @RowanJones_ and our nieces having some fun pic.twitter.com/Wt83QiDUn8
February 14th 2016
@natalietran
When you finish studying you stop trying to figure out how to spell words. You just pick another word instead.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
yes pic.twitter.com/Aby6AUeUWg
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't think without religion there's no evil. I'm not an idiot. To not acknowledge it as a contributing factor or excuse is ridiculous.
November 26th 2020
@natalietran
I don't know which corrupt MP with a lover needs to hear this but stop. using. whatsapp.
July 7th 2019
@natalietran
Hôm nay tình cờ Ði lại đường xưa đường xưa
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Back in my day it cost money per sext
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
Wes Anderson and @johngreen ! instagram.com/p/2B6U8CJxRP/
April 3rd 2020
@natalietran
Really sorry that happened to you and your sister. Sending you lots of love. It's awful when you feel unwelcome a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SalwaBarmaky : Medical student say we care. #detentionharmshealth please share to bring them here!! @Kon__K @drstewart_MSF @natalietran …
April 21st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I make my bed I feel like I've eaten a healthy breakfast, done some yoga, and invented stuff
November 30th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I feel like time is running out for me to become a successful 25 year old millionaire :( :( :(
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
estimated income of two US household incomes on an episode of your WEB show and weeks to edit ONE episode and you don’t have the monetary
June 17th 2017
@natalietran
The word 'influencer' and the way people use it makes me want to vomit
March 20th 2020
@natalietran
Done. If you can, a lot of families who don't have access to income rely on the @ASRC1 and their amazing work provi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
So sorry I didn't get back to your email sooner, I really didn't want to.
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
I wish I could meet the person who did this and ask them if they needed a cup of tea, offer to listen to their stor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
No kidding it's OK to be White. It's usually being something else that is the problem. To be clear, nobody should… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
John Mayer concert last night was wondrous. I looked at him playing in front of a packed stadium, singing songs th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
The best of friends get into bed with you to keep you company while you edit all night. I have no idea who this is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
royal commission into why ironing boards are such arseholes
March 4th 2015
@natalietran
On the flight home to Sydney. Where coats don't have jobs pic.twitter.com/dS5YdUEf7B
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine being able to sit in front of the mirror at the hairdresser's and not want to punch it
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine cooking pasta and knowing how much pasta is the right amount of pasta to cook.
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
How many people there were on the bus to the herge museum (creator of tin tin) instagram.com/p/zGLID3pxac/
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Hard truth: Book clubs are just OK
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
watching @smosh the movie with niece & nephew Me:aw are we watching this together because I make vids? kids:No.Because you have iTunes money
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know, I’m never depressed until I read a motivational quote.
October 25th 2020
@natalietran
Marcus Rashford seems like a legend. What a use of fame and reach.
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
Can't even enjoy this interaction because of guilt. I stole an iced chocolate when working here in 2000. It's the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
me in my 20s: I’m going to become a writer and make great things and meet awesome people me in my 30s: Don’t make eye contact with anybody
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
s, we are thinking of you. all of our love. pic.twitter.com/I08R687vJu
July 17th 2017
@natalietran
It’s exhausting being an everyday hero
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
My heart is with those in Sweden #staysafe pic.twitter.com/3rWeM1TGbT
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Endless admiration of the courage involved in this rescue, the kids, and their coach. The scope of this is terrifyi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
There are white guys who fetishise asian women? I'm SO glad I had a man to tell me about that cause I haven't been… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
shipping Ariana and Ari like nobody's business
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone tells me a story about hooking up with someone I have so many questions. What was it like? Did the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Going to destroy some cake today. Woke up to this awesome swag too. Thanks @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/XzOJ0L3Gyi
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
filling a dish and leaving it to soak in the sink is my equivalent of ghosting
January 31st 2020
@natalietran
Oh man. The end. Poetry. Sorry, Nick Cave. twitter.com/tomrosenthal/s…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I love all these kickstarters for new work backpacks. Guys, going to work sucks. The best backpack in the world ain't gonna fix that.
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Listen, I don't mean to talk about how hot I am but I just caught my reflection in the hotel elevator on the way ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : With no income, and no Medicare many people seeking asylum are forced to go without event the most basic medications, and the nu…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today my dad told me my sister and I were the best things about his life. I hugged him and told him I was really sorry to hear that.
August 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @karanlyons : WORKERS: help REPUBLICANS: no DEMOCRATS: no ❤️
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
mum asked me for proof I'm taking the vitamins she bought me and that I "keep in mouth" as though she suspects I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
100% If I were a supervillain I'd kidnap a harpist
September 11th 2020
@natalietran
Had a really solid game of hide and seek with a baby at a nearby table. Baby was like "Where's she gone?" and I w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Can't imagine what it's like to be be lgbtqi in Australia right now. I'm really sorry you're going through this. Please know you're loved
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour has fallen asleep with a dvd menu on repeat. I don't know much but he's going to wake up a different person.
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
hey! Sorry running a tad late today so video will be up later in the day :) *apology dance*
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
This is the most badass power move I have EVER seen in a movie. Ever. pic.twitter.com/1nZurkFMvX
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Can the video entry have no sound? This is awesome. #playwithray Exchanging violin secrets sounds all sorts of tro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
Beautiful trip to Bruges today. Belgium, you've been magnificent. Can't wait to come back pic.twitter.com/J5z6ap6jKK
December 30th 2019
@natalietran
ooft. Three years ago now! youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm…
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I don't remember lemmings being this emotional. How did I play this as a child? NO.
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're interested youtu.be/oB4993b4gew She's an entrepreneuierixer superstar
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
To have the passion of a conspiracy theorist.
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
February 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @DougCameron51 : Another wage theft. $20m stolen from Coles workers. When I was a union organiser in the early 80’s I could access a com…
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
he's touring NZ and AUS and he's great! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
November 22nd 2020
@natalietran
The Vietnamese word for mango is xoài and I think it should be the universal word for it. There's nothing better th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Harder to sneak into work conferences in hotels than movies would have you think
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
naw twitter.com/Bailey_Ratliff…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I even creeped outside the bennet home and breathed heavily. Just kidding, I masturbated softly. They didn't let p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
<3 <3 youtube.com/watch?v=7ndFzX… via @djang90 and @raychenviolin
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
It's not how big it is. It's the girth. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
June 16th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Dutton is pushing for sweeping new powers to use against refugees in detention. They are dangerous. Unjustified. Will cause fur…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
It’s alarming and disappointing how long it takes me to realise a video call has frozen.
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
friendship pic.twitter.com/QfCbsOrjis
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anyone else tell you what to think. I don’t and I turn out to be wrong all the time.
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if there's a Pixar movie from the perspective of indoor plants and how they're scared of being sent to my house because they'll die
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
stay safe, melbourne x
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Sydney i got some shows coming up: pic.twitter.com/rDsM9Uk84Z
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
I must be peak hormonal cause every dude in Bunnings is looking great right now
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Geez I must be looking rough these days because I’ve come down with a cold or something and I look… the same as I do without one?
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
I spend my entire afternoons just counting down until dinner
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @jr_mooney : @natalietran Have you seen Orphan Black yet? It's just like your show except there really is one the next week.
October 12th 2016
@natalietran
Just gutless. Come on, @mikebairdMP ! No reversing on good decisions!
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
What has happened is a barbaric disregard for the basics of humanity and the right of every child. Utterly heartbreaking #PeshawarAttack
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
" @RowanJones_ : @natalietran read the room facebook" Sorry, can't hear you because I was in one photo with my head cropped off
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
I need everyone in the frozen section of grocery stores to calm down. It takes me a while to make big decisions
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I know I have a poor taste palate because some medicine tastes pretty good
August 13th 2020
@natalietran
I've had so many people recommend float tanks to me recently which is nuts because I have a float tank in my brain… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Too urgent to push to the side a murmur too loud to ignore but my dear my darling my nightmare We’ve done this dance before
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
I grocery shop like I have a very hungry, hormonal teenage son at home
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : A man stabs his daughter in her sleep, who runs from him screaming. He chases her to the shops and grabs her by the neck, st…
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
Love how my face fits so good in your neck
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
Worked in a department store for few years. I bought makeup from another makeup counter ONCE and for the rest of my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
Life is uncertain but I do know that I will die with a hairband on my wrist
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
Oops! Sorry! there were a few mistakes in that vid. I'll have to reupload. Sorry Sorry X
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
everything I can to avoid replying to emails twitter.com/NYDailyNews/st…
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
weird flex but ok twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
November 20th 2020
@natalietran
best friend turns 78 today! pic.twitter.com/Sp7mWh0zEw
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
looks great, Annabel and Deb! twitter.com/talu_tales/sta…
March 8th 2020
@natalietran
I'm going to live forever twitter.com/bigthink/statu…
December 14th 2019
@natalietran
can't stop watching this wish this was how Marriage Story was actually told twitter.com/caitiedelaney/…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
even better twitter.com/deanmv/status/…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Person: what's your favourite colour? Me: green Blue: you motherfucking traitor
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
forgot about this song for a few years. Recommend with a cup of tea and hot water bottle open.spotify.com/track/4cURHmiu…
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
so I have some vids to film now but after the longer than usual gap, is it weird to not address the gap? Do I do a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 29th 2019
@natalietran
big love to your friend. Music is a nice way to soothe the heart for a little twitter.com/sezzzza/status…
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
one of the best love songs youtube.com/watch?v=LnHoqH…
April 18th 2016
@natalietran
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology Video - Making Of youtu.be/Y4Xh2KBI4I0
August 13th 2020
@natalietran
Whenever someone tests my temperature these days with one of those laser guns I'm worried the gun can read my thoug… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2020
@natalietran
This guy's contributions to his family chat are so much better than ours. twitter.com/JimBridenstine…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
new 2019 resolution: To play chess against an enemy, move a chess piece, lean in and say, "check mate" before getti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
woah twitter.com/WayThingWorks/…
October 31st 2020
@natalietran
Has anyone here been to the museum of magic in sydney? Is it good? I want to go but don't want the person I'm with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2019
@natalietran
I've seen enough House Hunters to know people aren't meant to be in relationships
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a giant fraud pretending to listen when a waiter describes a meal. I eat oreos for breakfast. My standards aren't high
May 23rd 2020
@natalietran
Sign of broken relationship. If they don't let you overheat them while shoving your hair in their face, placing an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
thanks, dad pic.twitter.com/qWxethE8w4
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I really hope what happened after this was a brilliant night. twitter.com/Savmasta/statu…
August 17th 2015
@natalietran
yeah no worries, I'll be on the edge of all the wide angle group photos. I did feel my face should be wider
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
I still think of you by day You're missed the most at night We'd lie still to breathe like one And hold each other right
March 23rd 2017
@natalietran
#pray 4 people who use hashtags with spaces in them. And for Pauline. She is a devil. twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @DanSpenser : Living. twitter.com/goodreads/stat…
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
why past tense twitter.com/ceasrine/statu…
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Person: I like liquorice Society: burn them. They are a witch.
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
is it inappropriate to go to a meeting with a hot water bottle under your shirt? I'm cool with people thinking it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
come here
March 18th 2019
@natalietran
Looking to do something different a couple of days a week. Thanks to this lovely network I’ve been able to do some… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
October 21st 2020
@natalietran
exciting! twitter.com/AuntyDonnaBoys…
June 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @angusmcz : Proud to again be supporting @ASRC1 during their #ASRCTelethon on #worldrefugeeday tmw by putting this drawing I made of @Beh…
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @NSWRFS : Canoon Road, South Turramurra (Ku-ring-gai LGA): A bush fire is burning in the area of Canoon Road, South Turramurra. The fire…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
this is just great @cellobeat @JacobSzekely . Swoon youtu.be/UhuGhMQycVc
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
Not wanting values imposed on your children and finding refuge from that by enrolling them into a religious school… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I want to feel the sun on my skin with you
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
Friendships between female best friends are too close. pic.twitter.com/2qT28OOGMq
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
Is this a service Sam Neill provides? I'm in to it. Book me in twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…
July 11th 2020
@natalietran
First story in this article. I need help understanding if it's real (who is this tv exec who fires guards for not w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2020
@natalietran
When my nieces get on my back for piggy back rides, I kneel down and then can't stand up again because I've no musc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 17th 2020
@natalietran
Got a chai latte the other day. The barista got upset when I asked if it was tea or powder. He scoffed and asked, "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/WutKvvedcp
March 23rd 2020
@natalietran
Calling it Chinese Virus incites further racist attacks. Spanish flu isn't from Spain. Swine flu and Spanish flu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Want to get attention from your partner? Message them pictures of your cat nonstop until they write back "PLEASE STOP. AT WORK."
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
RT @nicheholas : Say her name: Mhelody Polan Bruno, a Filipina transwoman allegedly sexually assaulted and murdered in Wagga Wagga. https://…
May 29th 2020
@natalietran
A couple of weeks ago Ro and I watched The Shining for the first time. Since then I've been doing the creepy voi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Guys, I've listened to quite a few really awful stories about meeting people from dating apps now and quite frankly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2017
@natalietran
Adults love a good dip and some crackers
April 6th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so excited for @wongfupro 's film @BeforeUsMovie and hope you are too!
April 25th 2017
@natalietran
If anyone on my list is or knows someone opposed to interracial relationships and is based in Sydney, I'd love to interview you for a video
December 21st 2019
@natalietran
Fair enough. Face painting little kid's faces is very hard. Much harder than it looks. The best reaction I got wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
love reading to my nieces. "And they lived happily ever about 10 years because I don't know if monogamy is natural" pic.twitter.com/bR006LP2hn
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
haha just saw this shared and love it. Can't believe I hadn't seen this smoothness before. @HarryConnickJR throwing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 17th 2020
@natalietran
fuck off fuck off fuck offfff White knight? What alarms me most is that people (women) exist around you when you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
miss you
March 7th 2020
@natalietran
friend: How can you expect anybody to like you if you don't like yourself? me: Because I'm extremely good at prete… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
It's like nobody remembers Xena and Gabrielle pic.twitter.com/wqv01YffO6
October 27th 2020
@natalietran
The Queens Gambit spinoff with this smoother motherfucker. He's my jam pic.twitter.com/o6jbKtQB74
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and we won! pic.twitter.com/CBpwuq54hm
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
Having someone ask to watch a movie with you and then having them not be available to watch it immediately at relea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about working for yourself is going to the cinemas at 10am. It's just you and that dude in the front row, baby.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @danisnotonfire : @AmazingPhil @natalietran @IISuperwomanII the 4 most relatable people in the world together i'm surprised we didn't cau…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Other people's sandwiches always look amazing
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @hasanminhaj 's Homecoming King = many Pizza Hut monies pic.twitter.com/zKXcXg3J89
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! How Daylight Saving Should Be > youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E < Because time travel should be more fun than sleep pic.twitter.com/cdCrNQjpZf
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
sorry to do it again but this week's vid will be late. Been on the road for over a month but fly home tomorrow so promise regular vids soon
July 17th 2020
@natalietran
Someone give me money so I can make this a short twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : My fire debut novel, Being Black N Chicken & Chips, is out now in all good bookstores, digital, and audiobook!
November 14th 2020
@natalietran
Such a scene. One of my favourite films lately. youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-Ofd…
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Sound familiar? ;) twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…
January 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @natalietran : Bugger! Annoyed to have missed the first two weeks of this. The account @YearOnEarth is: Live tweeting the history of the…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
My answer to all complaints my friends with kids make: My cat is awesome
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
Still have until 10pm and so close to target! #ASRCtelethon asrc.org.au/telethon/ Call 1300 692 772
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some might. I can't imagine being a kid asking my parents for christmas presents. They'd say something like "sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2020
@natalietran
Sexuality is not a choice. I definitely don't choose to be attracted to a gender that all quote The Simpsons and sa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
This song youtu.be/bflkeWVTNk0 Have seen her four times and each time she's better
August 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @GarretPodcast : NEW INTERVIEW | In our 150th interview, Bruce Pascoe introduces the stunning illustrator Charmaine Ledden-Lewis, explore…
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
That the majority of you say 'act like it never happened' makes me know we are one. It was a 2 year gap. I fucking love you.
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
Father drives me to a friend's house when I was 3. Remembers route forever and enquires after friend 30 years later.
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Martin Place Sydney Show compassion This family have contributed to Aus #letthemstay #HomttoBilo pic.twitter.com/Jo6QHYJCqI
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: going to instagram accounts of models and commenting "Everyone says we look like sisters!"
January 15th 2021
@natalietran
made a soup earlier in the week that expanded into the most soup I've ever seen. Have been eating it since. Every m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
manipulative people in powerful positions are terrifying
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
love it theguardian.com/australia-news…
April 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @FarrahTomazin : Social distancing is a privilege - for billions of people it’s impossible. What happens when #COVID19 rips through urban…
March 17th 2018
@natalietran
Bought a staple gun and wood glue. Can now build you a house
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @insightSBS : Victorian Premier @DanielAndrewsMP slams NSW Government over #GaybyBaby 'rubbish' bit.ly/1IiR1w6 #LGBTI http://t.co…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
I want a sugar daddy but one who just gives me actual sugar
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
women love a 1920s themed party
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
100% legitimate photo with my nieces at the large hadron collider and not a photo wall at the powerhouse museum pic.twitter.com/nXo6nDI6qI
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Last day to preorder @hankgreen 's new book! hankgreen.com pic.twitter.com/0tb1g7Vfc4
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
always bring richard pinot never from tasmania noted twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Isn't the Pepsi ad referencing this? Good thing Don Draper did the Coke one pic.twitter.com/51mY32I25M
July 14th 2020
@natalietran
In a delirious state I ordered a dress online and when it arrived it was too sexy. Went to the store to return it b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I thought evil twins always ate each other in the womb or something pic.twitter.com/AyPRUlCFvP
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
started to tell a story and my 7 yo niece pulls out her knitting. I mean, it wasn't going to be a long story but ok pic.twitter.com/BdYpJv1zmG
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
You can also check out a few pictures from the trip, if you want, on the blog babyiknow.com/travel/our-tri… pic.twitter.com/d2TeSl0QbL
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm that woman in the grocery store comparing identical bread loaves who looks like she's had a rough time
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
and thanks for the yt bday wishes! 9 years old! Ooft.
December 15th 2020
@natalietran
does the post office sell 5 cent stamps? I have a bunch of 60 cent ones and have been in ignorant bliss re stamp prices.
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
7.30pm on a Friday night. I'm going to make a cup of tea, get some biscuits, sit in bed alone, and have a fucking ball.
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @raychenviolin : Getting ready for the Summer on August 8th
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
just realised what you can imply on Twitter. @BarackObama texted you but just in case you miss it, we're meeting at boat wharf at 4pm xx
December 17th 2017
@natalietran
perfume ads are so relatable
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Such short term thinking. They might grow up and become Au Pairs @ScottMorrisonMP @PeterDutton_MP @DavidColemanMP twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve been an atrocious and undeserving partner but tonight @RowanJones_ is going to a musical without me so I’m calling it even from now on.
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @BenjaminJS : Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. https://t.co/hsd…
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
I guess stock photos of people building a wall weren't good enough? twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
It makes me uncomfortable if you were born in the 90s
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
they're on holidays and I miss them instagram.com/p/BOqshKIAkIE/…
January 30th 2018
@natalietran
The lady at the art store said she watched me park my car out the back and then walk the long way around to enter t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
I thought the song Ridin' was actually Writin' and was a song about censorship of written word. Seemed much more po… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
here he is again, @JonDeeOz smashing it twitter.com/reblev/status/…
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @amina_a01 : If you can survive day 2 of your period you can survive anything
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
How to be the opposition while being the same. What an abhorrent way to try to appeal to the worst. pic.twitter.com/qjzx6IDvZy
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #BREAKING IS suicide attack in northeast Syria kills 20 regime troops: monitor
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Really hoping to make more content in 2019. Should I focus on
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
too wonderful to get to meet some of you at @YouTubeFanFest ! Thanks so much for coming and to @Jenna_Marbles and @ConnorFranta for our seg x
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @simonblackwell : The last sensible-sounding year was 2004. All the rest has been nonsense. 2020? Ludicrous space numbers.
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
You can do better. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't even come outside and ask who you were and why you were always following him home.
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, website. I keep reentering the same incorrect password over and over again but you won't give up and agreed it's the correct one?
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Pretending to understand a pop culture reference in conversation isn't worth it. It comes back. It always comes back.
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Don’t need to do an escape room, thanks. Can’t find anything in my own room already.
December 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @BrettMasonNews : “To Greater Sydney - please, please, do not go out tonight or the next few days unless you really have to” @GladysB “Pl…
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
<3 When I grow up I want to be CJ Cregg twitter.com/AllisonBJanney…
January 17th 2017
@natalietran
I feel so sick but all I’ve eaten today is ice cream
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
Strangely satisfying, editing footage of healthy people while you eat apple pie at 2am
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Night time walk in Terrigal. Same sky, same people pic.twitter.com/WQrcKXcMDr
November 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know hearing about other people's dreams is usually boring but last night I had a dream about going to different… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @andrewrdn463 : @natalietran @AlboMP Naughty Asian girl - we are voting no and do not need an immature Asian girl to lecture us and swear…
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
I guess I now clap my hands when I dance. It's like someone installed a shitty update and didn't tell me.
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
Little family pic.twitter.com/XzOtJJDh8X
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the moment I buy this, there will be no distinction between living my life and living THE life pic.twitter.com/Bhs97OzKPd
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Australians are very eloquent pic.twitter.com/pV2tRh5dMF
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Just found out my 3 year old niece is actually 2.
November 24th 2016
@natalietran
how fucking good are mangoes
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps it's my circle of friends but I always have complete confidence on a Friday afternoon that everyone will probably be free tonight
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
does she even appreciate what she's got, Scott? twitter.com/scottdools/sta…
October 24th 2019
@natalietran
Started watching Succession. Two eps in. Is that whole show is like because I can't handle when I go to dinner at s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @mrbenjaminlaw : G’day world. It’s long been anticipated by Australia’s federal science research agency + meteorology bureau that “Austr…
April 16th 2019
@natalietran
who is chasing all these women in perfume ads?
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
I love when my fans interact with each other <3 twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
November 27th 2020
@natalietran
Do you ever worry that strangers can tell how much puff pastry you consume and then remember that other people don'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2018
@natalietran
might be getting a dog and am beside myself with excitement!! Is this what it feels like to have friends?
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
The basketball team I follow ( @SydneyKings ) has always had a lion mascot. Now, suddenly, he started brining his KID… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
anyone here have access to a skywriter? Can we put a more positive message up in the sky today?
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
fifth kid out! theguardian.com/world/live/201…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
man, really need to fire my joke writer
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
planning ahead so that you finish work on time is for cowards
November 24th 2020
@natalietran
RT @alexandertmills : I feel extreme guilt every time I rely on these services, like I’m exercising an unavoidable level of elitism over the…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I love chatting with my dad. We get each other pic.twitter.com/X9Yav7mg98
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
Made this card for mum's bday. That night she emails: But you should try exercise. You're not fat. Soft. pic.twitter.com/zhHUotdke8
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
this is great twitter.com/shelzhang/stat…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I recently stopped wearing my glasses because I don’t care what’s happening anymore.
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Sample of a song I wrote. It's called: Editing cc: @LukeKorns pic.twitter.com/upgrZDjaH2
March 7th 2020
@natalietran
Imposter Syndrome should be when you tell other women not to put up with toxic behaviour when you've eaten toxic fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes it feels like athletes play sports like they don’t give a fuck about your fantasy tipping comp
December 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Jeff_Sparrow : If nothing else, Australia will serve as an awful warning to the rest of the world. This is the future your leaders are f…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
PayPal is the friend you make check the house after you hear a noise
March 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hope you're all well x
September 26th 2017
@natalietran
I don't like to toot my own horn but nobody has ever asked me for a recipe after eating something I've cooked ;)
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
INT. OFFICE. CLEARLY AFTERNOON. The phone rings. Natalie, 32, meant to be working, ignores the call. Credits.
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hm seems there's no reply button on all comments so I apologise if youtube is keeping our love a secret
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
The way people write on the internet has me shook?
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever lie in bed and get so excited because you're great in bed?
November 24th 2020
@natalietran
*crosses fingers* the paintings are alive twitter.com/observer/statu…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
anyone here who has a set of caran d'ache luminance pencils? Picking between the 40 and 76 and wondering if it's worth the leap in price?
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
get Craig on your team. Well done. Such wonderful news twitter.com/Craig_Foster/s…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
how freaking great was ep 2 though? twitter.com/DEADLINE/statu…
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
My parents came here by boat. Glad they got in early. twitter.com/smh/status/792…
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know how to use makeup brushes but I know it's not the way I use them
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
how wonderful! congrats! twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
So many friends getting married overseas next year. Can't wait to disappoint them by accepting every. single. fucki… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2020
@natalietran
excellent out of context memory pic.twitter.com/kSgGJCt0LK
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’m overanalysing things when it comes to this guy. Like when he texts “who is this?” what do you think he means?
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
shame on you twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Trying to start exercising again. So sore. Can't move without swearing. On the plus side though, really excited to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nprscottsimon : I can’t find my old friend Luc Longley on Twitter. Could Aussie friends let him know that we have his old game shoe, and…
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
computer mouses used to have balls inside them. The school accused girls of looking at pornography and pulled them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Guess I can now say my Saturday night was fucking wild twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Too many times in a day do I have to resort to an online tutorial where some 7 year old kid shows me how to use a computer
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
what a photo! Station Squabble by Sam Rowley shortlisted for the National History Museum's Wildlife Photographer of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Why death of war reporter Christopher Allen must be made visible | Roy Greenslade theguardian.com/media/2019/sep…
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
I really hope The Wiggles have to listen to as many stories about me as I do them
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
A large part of being an adult is having nobody there to remind you to drink water
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, running late but new vid will be up later today pic.twitter.com/aXrD4Sh1nS
June 22nd 2020
@natalietran
fuck twitter.com/SylvanianUK/st…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Well done! xx You're wonderful, @Kon__K Sometimes it's easy to feel overwhelmed with the awful things going on but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Why do people think it’s a good idea to set friends up with each other? There are only two acceptable outcomes. Marriage or death.
January 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to generalise but if you're old enough to drive and still have lucky numbers, we're probably not going to be friends
August 15th 2020
@natalietran
Must be nice twitter.com/Sethrogen/stat…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Even though I google a lot, I'm yet to find one celebrity whose partner is ugly enough for me to feel like I have a shot.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Do you sell chains for reading glasses?" "We do! Is this for a parent?" "Sure. Why not."
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AlexGreenwich : Survey forms being sent out from tmrw. To win we need all supporters to return them with a big YES tick, and make sure f…
September 1st 2015
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be at @YouTubeFanFest in Sydney next week if you want to come by and make awkward eye contact. Tickets : goo.gl/LLD7NU
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
New website and merch: babyiknow.com Also, new travel video > youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui… <
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
... am I too old to buy VIP fan club tickets to @ShawnMendes ? Let me rephrase that actually, how do I best obtain his dna?
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : I will be joining @Craig_Foster , @gulfidhr & others for the protest today in front of the Sydney Opera House at 12.30. P…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Me: Don't you ever feel not part of it? Completely detached sans a responsibility or two? Don't you feel like you'r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 1st 2019
@natalietran
whenever I have five minutes free: maybe I should get a fringe
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
[Bookshop] Staff: I'm so sorry we don't have that in stock Me: Listen, I've gone to 3 stores today because I still… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 24th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got around to seeing Annihilation yesterday. It was terrifying. Imagine painting over a dark wall without d… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
hairdressers are an integral part of the break down hairdresser: How was your 2018 in the end? me: It was awesome… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Please go support gorgeous indie channel @anthonypadilla Really pleased to see the little push got youtube's atten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2020
@natalietran
RT @SBSMovies : You'll have the best seat in the house. 40 world-class cinematic gems from the Festival’s past, for free. Curated by @sydfil…
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so sick of getting standing ovations
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
*cough* dream dinner venue twitter.com/statelibraryns…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like that this scene is happening somewhere in the world right now twitter.com/AFP/status/825…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
Tried to teach dad Monopoly once and after a while he asked, “You want to play a game about taking rent from people… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
How dare you speak to me like that twitter.com/bjornronnestad…
January 6th 2020
@natalietran
RT @LucyThack : Water flowing in gutters in Dubbo as rain falls. Regional Australia has a long, long road ahead as the drought continues and…
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
my sister serves it well pic.twitter.com/P0PHREIUiV
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Oh, Sydney, stop being gorgeous pic.twitter.com/n4reQRntKa
February 27th 2018
@natalietran
me: I think I'd like to start trying for children soon partner: oh no! our cat just vomited for the first time ever! me: *vomits everywhere*
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
zippers are such arseholes
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
That was amazing. The tears, the sexual tension, the overall blackness and inability to stream. 10/10 said they would stream again.
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
I have the shoe collection of a much older, less mobile woman
October 28th 2020
@natalietran
I feel for Kim Kardashian. It's very hard when you have hot photos of yourself you want to share but don't know how.
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
RT @girlsreallyrule : Greta Thunberg breaks from a panel question to read data on climate change: "I know you don't want to talk about this.…
November 6th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had tea with someone who I was a fan of. In the middle of tea we were screaming at each other and decided w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
If you're not religious don't be afraid to mark the "No Religion" box on tonight's Census censusnoreligion.org.au pic.twitter.com/P3rAoT9KdJ
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
Facebook Memories is like that crazy relative who remembers and brings up weird things from the past.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Should they be apologising or saying 'You're welcome' theguardian.com/australia-news…
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/2PsZ4tPDmw
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Strange how I used to try to find nice pictures for online profiles. Now I try to find one that means people will b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
Happy international womens day pic.twitter.com/7QjmWBhtxJ
December 14th 2020
@natalietran
It's so strange to me, the fanfare around serial killers and how they get podcasts, movies, books etc. I'm not curi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I've been working with Mad Men on in the background the past three days and love it every re-watch. Don is the wor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Dogs need to be less desperate. If your owner comes out of that shop they left you outside of and forgets you, they don't deserve you, man.
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
The moment I got a full length mirror I stopped wearing skirts
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
concerned that a lot of my fantasies would have right wing twitter accounts I'd block
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
I poached an egg today. In a saucepan. Like a youtube tutorial. I'm ready for 2015.
December 23rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @AnnaAkana : Your Christmas gift is trash! ft. @natalietran , @michellemacedom, @melissamacedom pic.twitter.com/x8bGDSpW9A
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
... um Sure twitter.com/foreverfiinn/s…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. My workout this morning was so hard. I'm exhausted but really motivated. Just kidding. I'm eating toast
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm watching Elvis Impersonator videos tonight. Cool cool
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : We’ve come a long way when it comes to our understanding of mental illness. Yet every day, on average, eight Australians…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
When someone tells me they never have fights with their partner my response is 'Oh, so you've drifted apart and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
She pulled the thought from her head, secured it in her front pocket for later, and headed out into the night.
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @AnniaGuiling : omfg i love nat @natalietran pic.twitter.com/8gNJhNnems
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
naw you don't have to blank out @ChrisEvans name though <3 twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
My friend, I ask you this: Who are the REAL stars if celebrities on Dancing With The Stars fall in love with their dance partners? WHO?
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
February 10th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck I'm gorgeous. Enjoy. You're welcome. xoxo pic.twitter.com/tnET8v8HRz
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Greens leader Richard Di Natale: "The reality is this 'it's OK to be white' slogan has got a long history in the white su…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend showed me a Shawn Mendes clip. Holy crap he's beautiful. pic.twitter.com/Y0sJWPvc0J
September 27th 2020
@natalietran
I'm concerned that I'm less and less offended by things because I'm now the one being offensive.
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. I've been removed from all their top 8s. A lot has happened since 2008. Here I was thinking things were OK
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @marcrebillet : goodnight y’all ❤️ pic.twitter.com/Z4UsIRMaut
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry this week's vid is taking longer. True problem- costumes and face paint. Might write another one but there will be one this week!
March 17th 2015
@natalietran
Usually when that red spelllcheck line appears I think, "yeah, that was a long shot" Then spellcheck suggestions says, "I got nothing, man"
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne, be less cold :(
January 15th 2021
@natalietran
was helping dad who is late 70s with QR codes and looked to see if @ServiceNSW had any video tutorials for visual a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2019
@natalietran
The reason our government and media so successfully play on fear, racism, and hate is because we’re broken. Obvious… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 14th 2020
@natalietran
:( was interstate for work and got home to find a little kitten had gotten stuck under our front gate and died. Hal… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < The Cake Cutter pic.twitter.com/pOzo2xuocp
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
Tried to take cat for a walk today. Did not succeed.
March 21st 2020
@natalietran
have watched this multiple times and recommend you do the same youtube.com/watch?v=9CDT0c…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sad to be missing @mjhawley and @eg goodness and folk this year. Hope it's incredible as always. A luxurious treat… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Nothing came up under Play School Host
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
Happy Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/dX6ivJ6qaq
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
Jackie Chan and LeMans
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
went to see a musical last night by myself and was sat in empty seats near a man who was also by himself. He kept t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! I'm on two panels at @SydWritersFest if you feel like coming along! swf.org.au/program/swf201… swf.org.au/program/swf201…
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
Where do you place "still remembers all the raps and weird spoken intros to late 90s- early 00s rnb songs" in a CV?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Mum: what would dad like for father's day dinner? Me: hot chips Mum: no, for dinner Me: hot chips Mum: Nat Me: hot chips, woman!
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
LOL WHO IS THIS MAN I LOVE HIS PROPOGANDA I WANT TEN YES. HERE'S MY VOTE twitter.com/TrevDon/status…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hi there youtu.be/uKGguU6knkU
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I don't watch Game of Thrones but was the last ep as scary and gross as watching Scott Morrison talk on the abc coverage?
April 12th 2020
@natalietran
Been looking for easter eggs for hours! Didn't hide any so it's going to be bananas when I find one!
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
It's really hard to get together when you're adults. Everyone has so much on their plate... It has to be said that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
You can. You'll learn to love me. twitter.com/noahcent/statu…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Just found a fantastic playlist of dads doing renovations around the house.
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
yay! It's @russellcrowe 's birthday! Happy birthday! hoping nobody re-gifts you something from the auction
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
(I love seeing aussies asking how americans can support a racist and bigot)
November 1st 2020
@natalietran
We are now in the 3rd and final act of 2020 and I'm worried it's going to be a Gone Girl ending.
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, I didn't know that either twitter.com/observer/statu…
July 15th 2020
@natalietran
have had many failed auditions but nothing hurt more than when my niece just asked me to "please stop doing the voi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
I am here to serve you pic.twitter.com/7bhqQvdcac
June 17th 2018
@natalietran
I've been such an utter and abhorrent idiot the past couple of months. Anyone I talked to tried to warn me too so n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2019
@natalietran
Not great at Instagram but have surmised that if you're a young woman and you get invited onto boats in a non immig… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
The past year and a bit has been a tad dreadful for me and yet at the same time, I've never felt so loved and supported. Thanks @RowanJones_
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
love Sydney during Vivid twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Ronny! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8FHsOKKMej
October 18th 2020
@natalietran
Films had me thinking lying in bed with a partner while they say something like "and I have you to thank for that"… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Mental illness is incredibly frustrating and fucking sucks. Lifeline on 13 11 14 Suicide Call Back Service on 130… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @smh : Nicole Cartwright was found dead in a Sydney park with her hands bound together and a restraint collar fixed around her neck. Poli…
August 4th 2020
@natalietran
checking in pic.twitter.com/3nVl0FyNJ4
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sydneymardigras : PASS THE BILL! Marriage equality now! Big rally planned for Sydney tomorrow at 1pm - see you there: https://t.co/oPIJ1…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
These guys are apparently good partners according to @realDonaldTrump usatoday.com/story/news/201…
May 23rd 2020
@natalietran
How wild are school photos? Why do we grow up and stop having our portraits taken and then printed multiple times t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What a privilege to have spaces like this. Looks incredible. Libraries are brilliant. twitter.com/sydneyisopen/s…
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
my dream has always been to live in a tiny cabin like this away from people and then die in a way that means I beco… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ChrisEvans : I’m choosing to believe that the coyote sounds like Michael J. Fox and the badger sounds like Sam Elliot and they’re best f…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Wow, how crazy is the US! Imagine having a government so racist, homophobic, and inhumane. Oh wait....
September 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been an ambitious person but if this is what you can do when you own a successful company, I'm in twitter.com/AFP/status/908…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
mum: you can wear my old áo dài for new years me: will I fit? mum: me: mum: :( me: :(
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey! Congrats to @ronnychieng ! His show Ronny Chieng: International Student debuts today on @ComedyCentral 11.3… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I have no idea but more importantly, why are you watching the video in incognito mode? Are my videos equivalent to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I’m curious to know the person that you become, when the weight on your shoulders is lifted and you walk instead of run.
May 8th 2017
@natalietran
pfft. @RowanJones_ and I do that whenever our table gets called a restaurant twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Cannot move bed frame back. Will have to sleep in living room forever
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @progirl : pic.twitter.com/UhDOU35jm4
March 4th 2020
@natalietran
❤️❤️❤️ it was @SimoneGiertz so you can understand that I wanted to impress twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
The Asian thing ... Pretending? Do you think most rich people are rich simply because they work harder or are bett… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
What's the equivalent of a barber for women? Somewhere I can sit in a line with school kids and get my hair cut in 5 minutes?
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
In constant fear the doctor will tell me I have scurvy
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a subscriber of religious thought but I just dunked a biscuit into tea that was way too hot and I *knew… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : It's also the last day to vote in the Aus marriage equality vote if you're overseas! You have until 6pm in your Timezone to…
May 5th 2020
@natalietran
My ex’s family ate out often and would always have me along. I felt guilty so always ordered the soup. For years.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
In the UK soon, any suggestions for things to do other than swimming in Mr. Darcy's lake?
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
RT @hamishNews :
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
also looking for shirts, pants, belts, vests, and jackets twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know what it means when people online call you 'mum' but I don't like it. Stop.
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Happiest of birthdays to *one* of my best friends, @tim_dunlop ! Thank you for being such a beautiful person. You a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 9th 2019
@natalietran
. @theqza is a freaking champ of cool and kindness. Out of nowhere reached out and continues to always offer support… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << Because friends suck pic.twitter.com/spd6miI4e9
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly fighting urge to kidnap twins, put them in separate rooms, and ask many questions.
January 3rd 2021
@natalietran
RT @bretterlich : @natalietran 2 Great 2 Gatsby
March 25th 2020
@natalietran
had an excellent skype session with my sister during which I got really upset that she couldn't fix capitalism
January 5th 2021
@natalietran
Keynote, calm down. I'm sorry. I never mean to click you. It's always by accident.
December 13th 2020
@natalietran
cinemas need to stay alive. I love sitting in dark rooms with strangers for a couple of hours while sipping a drin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
eating at restaurants is the equivalent of stabbing my mother in the chest while telling her I don’t love her
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
at least if you’re being catfished, someone’s answering your texts
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
There should be a place you can warn other women about dickheads
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
For all those polling booths who didn't have a BBQ, that's lazy and unaustralian. Bunnings can't support this nation by itself.
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
something/people to think about while buying online. motherjones.com/politics/2012/… (thanks for the share @danilic )
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
hello, mooncake, you salacious, overpriced minx. Also, happy mid autumn festival to those celebrating. Eating moonc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Have I told you @Daniel_Sloss is funny? Watch his shows. He sometimes mentions them on his twitter feed. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
On Saturday mornings I usually see my family. Today I was curling my 3yo niece's hair for fun to show her what he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 5th 2020
@natalietran
making a cup of tea and holy moly I'm going to enjoy it SO HARD
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
Trump saying our Prime Minister is worse than him when it comes to the treatment of asylum seekers. Sick burn, bro.
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
and here is a picture of @ingridnilsen just casually listening to snoop dog pic.twitter.com/FZwLpINUvU
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not saying the ABC needs new people in charge but Play School once emailed then never wrote back.
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't know what this program is that everyone uses to do that black line but black line "omg" back at you! twitter.com/JulienSolomita…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
definitely had a crush on this bird in high school twitter.com/PrinceBama/sta…
November 19th 2020
@natalietran
After having filmed so many live events where there are audio troubles, I'm always impressed by preachers in public… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2020
@natalietran
would have been Mike's birthday today. Happy 59th. Miss you lots. pic.twitter.com/xlOyISkClB
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
knew not buying an onion while at the shops was going to come and bite me in the ass
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Why do people immediately assume that you want kids just because you like hanging out with them and cry whenever someone brings them up?
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
surprisingly easy to pretend you've seen latest star wars. "have you seen the latest star wars?" "why not"
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Last season I was f1 tipping with @JonathanBatten on twitter which was a lot of fun so if you want to join in (sorr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
crowdfunding has taught me A LOT of people are unhappy with the clothes they wear when travelling
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
You really don't get to use the wheels on an office chair as much as you think you will. I've only ever seen someo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
“I’ll throw my tie over my shoulder and roll up my sleeves. They’ll love it.” “They probably will” Best line in Mad Men so far
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
twitter > a sense of calm and happiness
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
7-8 times a year I like to wipe away tears and google "tiny cabin in the woods away from everybody for sale"
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and will turn each corner of your pages.
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ChrisEvans : This is clearly an act of aggression. There are literally hundreds of photos to choose from. What did I ever do to you, Can…
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
When people compliment me I want to punch them in the face
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @GenoveseMichael : Brilliant twitter.com/sparknzsport/s…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Usher’s song Love in This Club has the lyrics: You ever made love to a thug In the club with his sights on '87 jea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
countries. Free delivery in a lot of metro cities in Aus, twice as many sheets so roughly the same. Why not? sumo.ly/7NE5
November 14th 2020
@natalietran
me: What to do with my Saturday twitter: twitter.com/OperaAustralia…
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
Don't spend it all at once twitter.com/Brpron1/status… pic.twitter.com/kkzzvh5jEZ
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
*books ticket to Tasmania* twitter.com/today_tasmania…
February 18th 2020
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is allowing the other person to blame you when they return goods to a store
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing beats ink on paper. Watching it dry and melt in to the page. It's magical how it morphs from sitting atop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Mum: Our friend's son thinks you're very pretty. I told him you're ok. Not very pretty. Dad: She means we told him you're funny.
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
RT @katiejoyofosho : How to listen to your friend if you’re a man in a musical pic.twitter.com/gvRdZxwmZ4
November 16th 2019
@natalietran
at 14 I started working at a Boston Market. One of the things people could order was mash potato and I was such a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Magnificent. There's so much. It's art. twitter.com/LefaSN/status/…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Mum brought mangoes over in this bag a few weeks ago. Makes sense pic.twitter.com/KRiPXDn9SQ
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks, Heather, for telling me where my abuse stands on a greater scale and how pointing it out was claiming owner… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
WE'RE GETTING A DOG. Need to tell as many people as possible
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
new favourite merch from @ronnychieng pic.twitter.com/GpV1VH1Orw
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Just drove to my best friend's house and she's making me pasta. I think I have to marry her? pic.twitter.com/91TcYV4Q1a
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine having kids and then they make friends and then you have to talk to more people :(
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely person I just met at Randwick. The bandaid was for a scratch and TLC had a band member who wore a mark under her eye
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
still filming but should be a new vid out later today! pic.twitter.com/E175cBJtFe
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
Have been watching so much @Kathbum lately. Have legitimately been trying to figure out if I want to look at havin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
x The first bad break up I had was after 7 years together and I thought it would never stop hurting. It gets to a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I get so stressed by how confident kids get when I put them on my shoulders. Stop moving so much. No Really I. Will. Drop. You.
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
A lot of people I admire mock youtube but I just saw a trailer for Bad Moms. Enough. It's even now, Hollywood. We're all shit wanting clicks
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
desperately need to see more photos of couple friends proud of how they look at other people's weddings
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come here
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's mean but sometimes I just say "nice diversity" when I enter a room full of writers or producers to watch them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
have been so in to Ancient Egypt lately and keep trying to steer conversation towards it to no avail. friend: Can y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2020
@natalietran
While at university I remember finishing work one day and catching the bus home when the driver asked me if I wante… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
dad sends me emails with photos he's taken that day and every day I realise he's had a freaking beautiful day pic.twitter.com/pSIlYuFwg8
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous person gorgeous calendar. Can't wait! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, running a tad late but there will be a new vid up later today!
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
playstation update error twitter.com/Daily_Star/sta…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
... but... but Dunkirk? When are you going to watch Dunkirk? It ends TODAY. It's 4k twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…
January 18th 2021
@natalietran
What's the rate/allowance for a private residence quarantine when we're constantly being told it's not an option? twitter.com/7NewsSydney/st…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw @ms_michellelaw 's Single Asian Female at @BelvoirSt and it was great. Well done to everyone involved, you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 16th 2020
@natalietran
You shouldn't be able to track deliveries. If a package wants to go back to the depot for whatever reason, that's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 4th 2018
@natalietran
Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. Except people who start group chats. You guys can suck it.
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FjDwRqeucY
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Started writing last night and have somehow ended up with almost seven thousand words. Hope I can finish this story… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Nope. pic.twitter.com/RYGaQ5uz6u
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
march today pic.twitter.com/chlNeGiTWY
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
I found a plane NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the awesome @connorvanv!! Not only is he a talent, he's one of the first people I'll call if I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
getting older is looking at people who have any other job and wondering if that’s a better route
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Rallies for Refugees happening on Sunday twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
A teenager with abs called me 'madam' pic.twitter.com/ir5FMLoX68
December 13th 2019
@natalietran
Wore workout clothes and intended to exercise after class but got lazy and drove home... yet the clothes insinuated… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
Come here, teapot, you sexy source of warmth
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
North Yorkshire Police found a ring and posted for its owner on Facebook. Excellent comments. pic.twitter.com/6ZrFZZeGmb
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
Word twitter.com/msexcel/status…
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton, you are a disgusting person. Shame on you
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @oypoolboy : food brand tweets about depression pic.twitter.com/095zkvLggg
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
Would Hillary have fired you? I don't know. What do you think about not knowing. I. don't. know.
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Dad got me a beautiful new ao dai. Every time he buys me one we exchange a silent, nervous concern I won't fit in i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
that last part twitter.com/akidearest/sta…
January 22nd 2020
@natalietran
He was a skater boy She said, "see you later, boy" He wasn't good enough for her I break down each time twitter.com/jules_lefevre/…
September 16th 2016
@natalietran
My supermarket has a lot of footage of me looking at chips
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
... geez theguardian.com/australia-news…
July 30th 2020
@natalietran
RT @dammitalltohell : Good sign. Terrible placement. pic.twitter.com/AjEdbOQ9vo
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How is youtube rewind 2018 gonna cover this shit?
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
For Nades, Priya, and their two Australian-born children Kopika, 4, and Tharunicaa, 2, it has been 23 months since… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries New Vid >> youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 << Like you wouldn't be tempted pic.twitter.com/zOqOpRKAPY
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
I've seen aussie kids trick or treating today. Blame your parents for the ritz crackers I'm about to throw in your face.
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
instagram had likes? were they a big thing??
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
pretty terrigal pic.twitter.com/BPB2K45Lxb
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
To my fellow tanned Australians, don't worry. The Border Force will be easy to spot on the streets. Fig. A pic.twitter.com/xQDJQuFV6s
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Can someone tell dominic fike to come to aus
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is age or a sign that I'm a serial killer, but young people have such lovely skin
July 14th 2019
@natalietran
my niece in the dentist's chair is my new religion pic.twitter.com/EyiAp5WcL4
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
As you get older you realise you only really want a handful of things in life. For me it's to know my family are ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
ok, back to my own nightmare of a government
December 7th 2019
@natalietran
Marriage Story made me so sad. Imagine finishing work for the day and you all go to a bar to hang out together and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 19th 2021
@natalietran
Fuck. twitter.com/sparrystake/st…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if the feta in salads feels like the hot girl in school
July 13th 2017
@natalietran
The kids mannequins at target have more style than me
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine finding out after you fall in love that he has a jet ski
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
I love that dreams can be about anything. Last night I was dreaming about doing paperwork and not being able to dec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2015
@natalietran
whenever I scroll through different Fonts I feel like a King surveying his court jesters “Go on, impress me. Show me what you can do”
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Decided to start writing star signs. Thanks @helytimes pic.twitter.com/X5Pk2PDo1z
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to hear, Brandon. Really enjoyed Telltale games. Good lesson for work, good lesson for life and relationship