videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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December 9th 2016
@natalietran
My daily lie: Nah, this doesn't need to be ironed. Looks fine.
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come join us for some slow tv sexiness in fifteen facebook.com/SBSAustralia/
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to put your music session on private pic.twitter.com/LovZLVwJ8G
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
Beautiful trip to Bruges today. Belgium, you've been magnificent. Can't wait to come back pic.twitter.com/J5z6ap6jKK
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
wow, that was intense *puts on lipstick* Done for now but maybe let's go for it again soon!
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
seriously though, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets John Mayer writing Your Body Is A Wonderland for her. When I dated a mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Finished work. Filmed beautiful models all day. Had to pretend was full at lunch because beautiful people don't eat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
. @ABCTV I would like to pitch a new show where I play just The Sims 1 with all the old crew from @GoodGameTV rosebudrosebudrosebudrosebud
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, website. I keep reentering the same incorrect password over and over again but you won't give up and agreed it's the correct one?
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
that last part twitter.com/akidearest/sta…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey, come here. I love you.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
zippers are such arseholes
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
skjhdaksjkjhfkj I love you, Peter Quinn
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
email from mum: Skin looks better. Looks OK
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Will track down @Daniel_Sloss and ask him to marry me one day. @Daniel_Sloss and @PhilNWang great combo twitter.com/ComedyCentralU…
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Q1- how do you eat out in general and without people hating you. 2- I crave ready made food and have gained a lot of weight. Tips?
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
there were many moments making the next vid that made me think it was too weird to upload (hence the gap) this is one pic.twitter.com/qXaWK2Sb9L
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
If you find someone calling out racism (intended or not) as wholly absurd or overly sensitive, maybe... just maybe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to think I’m a decent person but the ads Google serves me tells me otherwise
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @KBTXShel : Those in #HOUSTON trapped by rwater: Message is to NOT go to the attic but get on roof for help. Calling 911? Stay on line un…
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Young love is incredible. There's nothing quite like it. Whenever I see two young people in love I scream "HA! ENJO… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! It's ok, I'm her PG >> youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA <<
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney rally tomorrow at 1pm Town Hall pic.twitter.com/S4PoZXsWSH
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
I would if the little snitch wasn't watching twitter.com/itsTherene/sta…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend peeled mandarins, separated the pieces, and put them into Tupperware for me for my drive home. I've never felt so loved
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
He's a bit lovely. Two cakes already. Plus a diatonic harmonica. Hopefully more cakes though. pic.twitter.com/13eTzUSxux
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
. @netflix how do I pitch Asians in Cars Getting Hysterical It's just me driving my mum anywhere
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
everything I can to avoid replying to emails twitter.com/NYDailyNews/st…
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I'm like, fuck it, Twitter is a toxic place that fuels negativity and perhaps even stunts change because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BrigidWD : while Australians love to remind Americans that our gun control measures are way ahead of theirs, we should also tell them th…
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait, do you have to kill the lemmings in this scenario? No. NO. What the frak is this brutal game? LEAVE NO MAN BE… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
That time Will Smith provided a backing track when I wanted to kiss a wombat. See. Life is weird. pic.twitter.com/sIpUnfteHT
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New vid up in about 3 hours. You know, in that awkward time after presents but before lunch pic.twitter.com/QQGnUxiK4g
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Valentine's day vid: How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk incase you missed it
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
meals are just an excuse for a side of fries
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Any local artists to recommend? Looking for something to hang in my bedroom
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
:( smh.com.au/politics/feder…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
Went to try on a coat. The assistant put it on me and it looked awful. On me. Not in general. It's a great coat. Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
and if a fucking ad for lamb is trying to equate genocidal colonialists with immigrants, there's obviously a problem with the date.
November 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Facebook photo of a sunset. Comment from parent underneath: Can you please let me know about your dad's birthday dinner??? Kids are mean
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
a photo from last week at monterey aquarium pic.twitter.com/hVHXkTFjFG
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
I was on a train once when a guy started masturbating to me. At first I was scared but then got angry and when stop… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Please. Really looking for distraction to avoid work. Happy to be catfished.
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
man, really need to fire my joke writer
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
come here, come cure me
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
self acceptance is knowing there's no point saving the recipe because you're not going to make it
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Fine. I'll look up what a fidget spinner is.
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
Well I guess when I watch shows and movies I now care about the parents storyline. Great
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
How to be the opposition while being the same. What an abhorrent way to try to appeal to the worst. pic.twitter.com/qjzx6IDvZy
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*shoves chips in mouth anxiously* #AUSPER
September 18th 2015
@natalietran
I've exercised for 5 days now and even though I've had pizza every day, if I don't wake up looking like a VS Angel, I will kill somebody
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Today's vid is taking a tad long so won't be up until tonight in Aus. Sorry! Sorry!
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Would also like to point out that since then many people asked me to speak to white women who are dating asian guys… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/miqJXUHQGU
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
My dearest porridge, I miss you constantly and think of you always. The hours in between our meetings drag on for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
ooft my bad. Sorry. Didn't realise he thought of the name, had read her saying she was the owner. They had enough… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
I watch tv shows like it's my job and I really want that promotion.
June 25th 2015
@natalietran
new vid 》youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA 《 It's ok. I'm her PG. If you missed it !
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
I'd like for the Senate to acknowledge: (a) it's okay to be rich (b) it's okay to be good looking (c) it's okay for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Please don’t leave me alone with my thoughts Netflix: What? Me: Nothing. All good. I’m fine
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate missing teenager Eden Perry. → bitly.com/2MccWDQ https:…
May 12th 2016
@natalietran
2.5 minutes online and I hate everything
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
5am: If you had just organised your week better, you wouldn't be doing work at this time me feeding 5am poison: shhhh
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for this question but anyone here know any vegan friendly shampoos/haircare in Sydney that refill bottles? I know, I'm lots of fun
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
:( Did you make sure you emptied your Trash? You have to empty it or the space doesn't clear up #CensusFail twitter.com/ABSCensus/stat…
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
RT @DsSayed : Sentenced to death at 14, will be hung TOMORROW in #Pakistan, sign the petition against it: amnesty.org.au/action/action/… … #SaveShaf…
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
You would think standing in the hallway screaming, "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD" would eventually lead to a neighbour offering me dinner. But no.
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I just want to call my home planet and say "humans are fucking nuts, come take me home."
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Mum brought mangoes over in this bag a few weeks ago. Makes sense pic.twitter.com/KRiPXDn9SQ
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
Opened the door to a sexy limited edition 20th anniversary ps4 from @PlayStationAU ! Had to take a family portrait pic.twitter.com/a3MzGd3CNw
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Previous to this ad, this had always been a song I had wanted someone to sing to me before we fucked. Now I don't k… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what Pokemon Go is but I know it makes me a grumpy old man. Now get off my lawn
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Yes! Just won an F1 fantasy tipping comp! Finally, something... real... that... I....
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TheAVClub : This man wanted to be on Ellen so bad he built his own set and hired an Ellen look-alike trib.al/0XzbAXx https://t.c…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Tim? I 100% believe this. twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
me: I really have to get out of here brain: me too
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how white people have to leave areas that poorer people are living in. Like poor people wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049 tomorrow! One of my favourite email so far has been one that just tells me the cinema and sessio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
I thought the song Ridin' was actually Writin' and was a song about censorship of written word. Seemed much more po… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @JennaGuillaume : 19 times @natalietran was basically all of us buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume… pic.twitter.com/Hkxk7mHn6W
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
I have to hold my organiser strangely when I make new appointments so people can't see how empty it is. Also so they can't see my tears.
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so turned on that some of you knew which pen I was using. Just so you know, it's a broad nib. Talk dirty to me some more.
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
can't stop listening to this pic.twitter.com/GWzqnTCXgO
June 11th 2015
@natalietran
headed back to NY. Any recs for a cheapish hotel with rooms big enough to film?* hard to film while travelling *filming with clothes on
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hah twitter.com/smh/status/104…
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a top 5 power move
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
[brain, thinking in a rational manner] Brain: ok, you have two options. One option is to face the consequences of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
In lieu of a vid enjoy this notification I got for my last one. I think the exclamation mark is a little harsh pic.twitter.com/6sSp7EG2fB
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Agent: Ben Mendelsohn, I have a role for you. You play a nice guy Ben Mendelsohn: Really? Agent: LOL no. This role is scary as fuck.
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm just kidding. First love isn't fun.
October 12th 2015
@natalietran
I’m really disappointed that despite how many times I decided to start my own secret language with a friend, none of them ever took off.
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
4 yo niece: Why do you wear makeup? me: Honestly, for me perhaps self esteem... niece: Your self esteem is a different colour to your face
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
My niece is now in kindergarten and my sister sent me a video of her doing some reading on stage at an assembly. It… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rub the on-screen chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone all over my body
September 12th 2016
@natalietran
10 Years! I got a wonderful surprise today! > youtu.be/f_lYioHJBlU < pic.twitter.com/zTcPdW6klw
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We versed a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : #BREAKING: Nauru has arrested the Australian senior doctor for the island's detention centre, and ordered her to leave the…
January 23rd 2018
@natalietran
might be getting a dog and am beside myself with excitement!! Is this what it feels like to have friends?
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Mission Impossible. This may not have been the point but I'd like to offer my services to make all huge cu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
You can help homeless youth and support homeless week by grabbing some laces and lacing up #laceitup pic.twitter.com/8O2dmfu4F6
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Genuinely concerned that I will one day run away with an a cappella singer. I have fallen in love with several.
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
In the time Steven Avery was in prison, he had more girlfriends than most people I know
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed I haven’t been rescued by a fireman yet
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Two wrongs don't make a right but it feels better than thinking about it forever and dying wishing you'd told that bitch to go jump.
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
LIES. Guys have HUGE backs. That and be a woman receiving a massage. It ends one way, buddy. You pay for it. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Never pegged myself as an optimistic person but I own a lot of unworn lingerie that was definitely made for a much more confident person
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Please go support gorgeous indie channel @anthonypadilla Really pleased to see the little push got youtube's atten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
This is just getting ridiculous. smh.com.au/federal-politi…
April 25th 2017
@natalietran
If anyone on my list is or knows someone opposed to interracial relationships and is based in Sydney, I'd love to interview you for a video
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
thanks, ebay pic.twitter.com/SniCKkgysI
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
My huge fan @nashedgerton is great pic.twitter.com/Rt8k1CU8JJ
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
Donate to help Puerto Rico: directrelief.org/2017/09/major-…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
So close to calling someone up and confessing to them that I've loved them since high school. Not someone I know or… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
Not wanting values imposed on your children and finding refuge from that by enrolling them into a religious school… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
To those who drew a penis on their ballots and are proud of it, you're a waste of time. People fight to be able to vote. You're a waste.
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many apologies. A bit behind with work so decided to spend time watching Family Ties. Will still be putting up a video this week though!
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Hopeful for your future. Ben writes beautiful music. This is an oldie but favourite youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8… "She… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Cancellation policies are the only reason I follow through
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hot guy: Listen, I can’t solve your depression. Me: OMG would it HURT TO TRY
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Why do people immediately assume that you want kids just because you like hanging out with them and cry whenever someone brings them up?
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
congrats to the boys from @SUPERWOG1 twitter.com/ScreenAustrali…
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rubyhamad : No they have this back to front. pic.twitter.com/HelXo0Epyw
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being Harry and Meghan watching a Lifetime movie about your relationship. What an experience. This should b… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and it's infuriating
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a giant fraud pretending to listen when a waiter describes a meal. I eat oreos for breakfast. My standards aren't high
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
This scene is ridiculously unbelievable. Who would wear a vest like that under a grey suit in 2018? fuck I'm so ex… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
RT @IndigenousX : Crocodile Dreaming Story Part 3 He found the salt water so soothing to his burns that he transformed himself into a croco…
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
All I wanted 18 years ago was to be on the Spice Girls bus. Not much has changed
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Do women really drop their clothes off like they do in movies? Without screaming “TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! DON’T LOOK AT ME” Asking for a friend
June 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally packed my pyjamas for after gym. Will commit. Great idea. pic.twitter.com/IlzrYaxDd9
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
done pic.twitter.com/CYUJ1I3oMw
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, show me a fuckwit tendaily.com.au/news/politics/…
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @thevonwong : We Transformed a Lifetime of Electronic Waste into Art (4/4): youtu.be/R3fjsi_-ypo?a via @YouTube
November 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know hearing about other people's dreams is usually boring but last night I had a dream about going to different… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
We should wake up together
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is going to be much harder for my real aged tinder profile. What's most upsetting is I do like all those thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
come on, guys! Let's see if we can get this video up to 2 likes!!!!
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
Why were they fogged? Only people who wear glasses would understand. We have no control over the heat our bodies and good looks produce
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I feel like I'm getting better at acting like I'm not terrified when someone's dog greets me at the door
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I don't remember lemmings being this emotional. How did I play this as a child? NO.
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
thanks, guys. I thought snapchat was a video ghost used to sext but cool pic.twitter.com/mO13g9lX3L
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
I've never looked at a hens/bachelorette party and thought, "That looks like fun, I wish I were a part of that. There won't be any fights."
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
It must be awful, being white twitter.com/workmanalice/s…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I went home and changed after. It was a poor plan.
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Here's the thing about being an Incel. You can be the nicest person on the planet (you're definitely not) and you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
absolutely gutted that I'm not taking you all to see 50 shades today
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Can you feel the love? instagram.com/p/Bh5gYvFnXRS/…
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
re-gifting pic.twitter.com/P7qzcG1qdT
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
This story... Nick minding the closed Olympia Milk Bar stocked with empty cans... reads like a character from a boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Love it twitter.com/_Avery_/status…
April 4th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You stare at someone for 40 minutes and wonder what they use in their hair and all of a sudden they think you're a weirdo. Wow
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Considering I don't have any children this is high concept and I'll consider it. twitter.com/LizzieDeerest/…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
stay safe, melbourne x
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NOPE"
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Hi! I love you!
July 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Thank you for being brave enough to share this x twitter.com/LoganPaul/stat…
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Ps thank you to the crowd at @BrownUniversity for laughing when I asked them to. You guys rock pic.twitter.com/wZZlhgvjxc
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Getting ready for my hot date that's not with @mickyb273
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
Instagram, the LinkedIn for good looking people
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some people miss the careless joy of their youth. Others miss the free time they had. I miss having enemies. Reme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry editing took so long I figured it's better to wait until tomorrow. Here's a few screen grabs though for proof! pic.twitter.com/Jya2SLJdVe
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
This week's Vid >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring The romance fits but it doesn't fit pic.twitter.com/plz1nZbaeJ
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Delete
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid soon! pic.twitter.com/jl3e5MkjLN
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Have you ever seen someone sitting at a bus stop who didn't look miserable as fuck?
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I watched a 12 year on her phone. In 5 minutes she watched 1 billion vines, liked 9382 instagrams, and watched 2432 videos. I ate a sandwich
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
In good news, I've been told a lot lately to stick to being a comedian. Nobody has ever called me a comedian before. #blessed
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
*Wakes up. Puts on human disguise* Here we go again.
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
I need to learn from the passive aggressiveness of telephone messages that say “did you know you can also head over to our website?”
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
help. I'm so scared. I'm visiting my niece's preschool and was going to show the a green screen but just realised photobooth does all that
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
US friends, you can watch tonight! twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Being great is exhausting
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
You would hope twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
5 year old Niece: Why is your hair purple and pink? Me: I dyed it Niece: Why? Me: Just for something different. Niece: Are you sad? Me: Yes
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Drove for 4 hours yesterday listening to one song on repeat the entire journey and still got the words wrong each time
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FeralCrone : 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to a…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I’m curious to know the person that you become, when the weight on your shoulders is lifted and you walk instead of run.
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Also the amazing @rhettandlink had me on Ear Biscuit and you can hear it here itunes.apple.com/podcast/ear-bi… or soundcloud.com/earbiscuits/ep…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
whoever invented the personal night lights on planes is an alien
May 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : It’s all a bit foggy now, but I recall posing for a “serious” photo with @natalietran and muttering something about @rightsage…
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
Taking my friend to bts and she is losing her mind. My new goal is to be a sugar daddy. Hysterical women are tops pic.twitter.com/0Y3exj14mj
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
This upcoming royal wedding really demonstrates how one day you can just be a normal, regular, everyday stunning ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Good to know we're mistakes. Australia is paying for Malcolm Fraser's immigration mistakes, says Peter Dutton theguardian.com/australia-news…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Faysal Ishak Ahmed's death happened on our watch, Australia. We'll have to tell future generations we put people in camps and let them die.
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Batman is taking a long time to crash this lunch
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Getting so emotional watching the very funny @IISuperwomanII being amazingly hilarious on stage. Go funny. Go women. pic.twitter.com/jPjdQt0Smy
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
At some point all I started to notice about kids was how much taller than me they were
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Today I told someone I was going to "catch some waves on the weekend" What lies did you tell?
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Just rewatched the last few eps of sex and the city. Why does carrie leave the artist? I forgot about the artist. Stick with him.
December 15th 2016
@natalietran
Had a dream I was hired for a top secret mission as an expert hacker and if I do say so myself, I was reeaaallllyyy good
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @fakeedbutler : This speech (about how much we hurt asylum seekers) will literally be illegal tomorrow. Read it now. http://t.co/3PrAiu…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2015
@natalietran
Leaving london :( any final place you must have scones? I need to make everyone who sells scones uncomfortable while I eat in front of them
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Have a great day!
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
February 15th 2017
@natalietran
Jealousy looks fantastic on me. It looks way better on me than her
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
:( @JohnSafran just ignored my Strictly Ballroom gif. Listen to the rhythm, don't be scared
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who pick salad instead of hot chips
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks to whoever just picked up that injured bird :( I was just coming back with a towel and box and it was gone so thanks for helping it!
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see people act I'm just blown away. How do actors conjure and convey emotion like that? I can't even act… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
whoever says ‘anything is possible’ hasn’t tried entering and leaving Bunnings in under 5 minutes
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ScreenAustralia : Applications close on Thursday for our new Skip Ahead film and TV development workshop - Get 'em in! https://t.co/yG5L…
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
I'm here for you. Except if you're sad. That's a bummer.
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Last day to preorder @hankgreen 's new book! hankgreen.com pic.twitter.com/0tb1g7Vfc4
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm learning Internet lingo so here is og @johngreen pic.twitter.com/uTXfLp7ZkH
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Today someone guessed I was 35. I said they were correct just to make the situation less sad.
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Asians are not all the same. We're just very good at drawing, twirling pens, and we like Usher
June 3rd 2017
@natalietran
when I grow up I want to remember to defrost things
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
Tried pilates yesterday. After I almost vomited the instructor said, "Great, that's the warm up. Let's move on to the real stuff."
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
countries. Free delivery in a lot of metro cities in Aus, twice as many sheets so roughly the same. Why not? sumo.ly/7NE5
December 11th 2015
@natalietran
It's been tough pretending to know stuff about Star Wars. I know it's where I belong in society but I feel very fraudulent.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RitaPanahi : Meanwhile, in Australia... pic.twitter.com/Pb3Dg5QBy2
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
that was so stressful. Sorry, I can't figure out how to stream. Thank you for your support. I'm going to go back to being old now
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. I've been removed from all their top 8s. A lot has happened since 2008. Here I was thinking things were OK
February 21st 2016
@natalietran
Was awesome meeting some of you! twitter.com/thecusp_au/sta…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @FreyaHRLC : Let’s #ChangeThis. These kids and their families should have the chance to rebuild their lives in safety. Get behind our fun…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour has fallen asleep with a dvd menu on repeat. I don't know much but he's going to wake up a different person.
June 20th 2015
@natalietran
Guards at Nauru paid for and taped sex with refugees – former case manager gu.com/p/4avjg/stw
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
rare opportunity that should definitely be taken considering its potential impact twitter.com/mscott/status/…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hey, here's a picture of me and three of my favourite boat people- dad, mum, and sister. Would love to see if you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
These guys are apparently good partners according to @realDonaldTrump usatoday.com/story/news/201…
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
uploading! I have slow net so it's saying another hour and a bit. Sorry. But here are some pics from the vid pic.twitter.com/xw9MSx8jNb
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I really hope what happened after this was a brilliant night. twitter.com/Savmasta/statu…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to put in your Usher cd and drive
March 13th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I log into Netflix and see a "kids" account I freak out and wonder where my kids are
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Mum turned to me after the photo, hugged me, and said, "All I could ask for now is for you to get rid of that mole."
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
come here.
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Does the pizza guy call me the house girl?
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
My late 20s involves a lot of conversation about what to do while you wait for your car to be serviced. It's a lot like GIRLS or SaTC
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely feedback, guys. X
January 4th 2016
@natalietran
I wish you could actually change the worldwide trends by clicking "change" Especially when they're these pic.twitter.com/zbgViwrgrf
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
One of the movie tropes I understand the least is kids in high school being upset that they have to eat lunch alone… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
If heaven is anything like iCloud, I will not know the password to get in
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
... so passive aggressive. Fun to eat alone too... instagram.com/p/BkWRFnjnAt7/…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
. @RowanJones_ and I have been packing tiny tokens of thanks for some of you coming today! Can't wait to meetyou x pic.twitter.com/ordeiSp9Xg
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The bravery and efforts of everyone involved... incredible twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! A few snippets from my talk on Asians in Media >> youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw << bit different but perhaps you're interested
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : 9 hours left in the #p4a fundraiser this year. Still great perks available: indiegogo.com/projects/proje…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
favourite poem?
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << if you missed it. If you didn't and just ignored it... awkward
April 27th 2017
@natalietran
Adults love a good dip and some crackers
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
OK, notice that my delivery is coming today, I will now work everything around you. You are my guy.
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/WuH8DGwXrH
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
The wider her hat, the more unapproachable she is
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Put some highlighter on my cheekbones. When do I become hot?
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
2.30 am: You know, if you'd just worked properly during the day you wouldn't have to be here right now. 3am: yeah
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
I want the voices to go away but I also don’t want to miss out on what they say
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Loved it. @johngreen 's talk at #brandcast youtu.be/LfABP083wbU
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
not super cool with @ChrisEvans changing his profile pic without consulting me first but whatevs
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
No Australian Approves youtu.be/Ec3CTlovSK8
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
eek looks gorgeous artsy.net/article/artsy-…
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Nothing but respect to the woman reading this audiobook. She is doing both voices very passionately for this love scene. I'm into it.
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
carry in case hoomans talk to you pic.twitter.com/V6SImpPp7y
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
"Dad, what kind of -" "Gelato cake" "... cake do you want"
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
*gets in spaceship* twitter.com/VanityFair/sta…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
hello, mooncake, you salacious, overpriced minx. Also, happy mid autumn festival to those celebrating. Eating moonc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
As you get older you realise you only really want a handful of things in life. For me it's to know my family are ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 8th 2017
@natalietran
not sure if I hate myself but I do own a cat
April 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @ThelmaIlianaM : @natalietran it's gonna be a good month! pic.twitter.com/Jl54ToI6RS
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
This is bull. You break up with their good friend/call some people an arsehole/set some cars on fire .. and they just remove you from Top 8?
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is definitely how to get me to commit to things. hahaha I have no idea what any of your tweets mean. can't wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
I managed to touch my toes this morning without screaming. I want in on Cirque Du Soleil.
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
Hi, I’d like to order some carbs please
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
[in changing room] brain: this looks ok, right? mirror: I would never lie to you like that
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
I was funny? The greatest trick the devil/politicians ever pulled was the politicising of human rights. twitter.com/WALSTGUY/statu…
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
Happy Valentines Day youtu.be/yAfbwpkrsI4
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sorry for the weird question but do you guys think it's OK to drop communitychannel and change my channel to natalie tran? cc would go away
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
me: welcome to being a woman, robot twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Trailer for my little bro @joeledgerton1 ’s new film #boyerased youtu.be/-B71eyB_Onw
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Don't mean to be harsh but you should probably kill them, they're probably witches. twitter.com/WhiteandNormal…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die twitter.com/Twitter/status…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
How do you log *waiting nervously for friend in illegally parked car- 28978186868 calories* into your exercise diary?
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
apparently it's rude to block your ears when you don't need to pretend to care about anything the person you're wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : It's also the last day to vote in the Aus marriage equality vote if you're overseas! You have until 6pm in your Timezone to…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
when, apart from when something is far away, is a place described as 'a short stroll'
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, new shirt. Make me feel better about myself. Change everything.
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You try to tell someone all about your day and they just ask you to move aside so they can please serve other customers in the line
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, that's annoying. I don't know why I wrote 'stay tuned' you get what I meant. It would be nice if you joined. I'll stop
January 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Shouting my new mate Nesta a kebab because kebabs rock and so does Nesta ( and his lovely gf ) #OneLessStranger pic.twitter.com/yP9E8rCysm
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Please come to Doctors 4 Refugees march this weekend. It's not enough to like or rt. Come and show how you feel facebook.com/doctors4refuge…
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
A bird set its nest up in our roof. Try complaining about that without sounding like an evil character in a Disney movie.
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
This is ... but I visited the spot from BBCs Pride & Prejudice where Mr. Darcy gets out of the lake. Teen wet dreams pic.twitter.com/zRZcjyplVF
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
define 'world' twitter.com/HuffingtonPost…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
omg I love how political Jude Law is getting these days #blessed twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @terry_tierney : @natalietran Hi Natalie, Could I please get a RT? Scoliosis is something that has impacted my partner ( @Leilahhh ) her…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
*grabs collar* I said. Have. a. great. day. twitter.com/hannahlg55/sta…
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : With no income, and no Medicare many people seeking asylum are forced to go without event the most basic medications, and the nu…
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, that's not an ad, I just love that show and those two are such great episodes
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Perhaps it's the hormones talking but I really think cake tastes better if you cry into it as you eat it
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Kuwait mosque bomb toll rises to 25 dead: ministry u.afp.com/ZJJD pic.twitter.com/JEICtryjpO
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I like to hit snooze at least once. You have to play hard to get.
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
me: I don’t need anyone in my life necklace clasp: WASSSUPPPPP
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
It's so great being an auntie. You buy a kinder surprise at the petrol station and you rock. Missing this cutie pic.twitter.com/DO2HeXHRGP
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AlexGreenwich : Survey forms being sent out from tmrw. To win we need all supporters to return them with a big YES tick, and make sure f…
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Partner had never seen Grease so we watched it together. He almost ruined it by continually asking if they were mea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
My answer to all complaints my friends with kids make: My cat is awesome
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
my apologies, @mickyb273 It is most definitely two stories pic.twitter.com/ryRTVfejUv
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour keeps saying hi to me. This is not going to end well.
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
If you're interested, just donated here. Thanks for the recs on places to donate to help those suffering in Myanmar twitter.com/PartnersRelief…
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody here in Sydney gone back to uni? Is it hard/limited? Do the kids pick on you? Is it ok if you didn't do wel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Too hard to explain but this was the moment @nashedgerton became my hero pic.twitter.com/g4PraRMjEy
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
Must Contain One Uppercase Letter >> youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ << This week's video if you missed it. If you didn't, you really...
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Endless admiration of the courage involved in this rescue, the kids, and their coach. The scope of this is terrifyi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
I'm so proud of how Australians have responded
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
Australians, today marks 5 years of offshore detention. We've been responsible for the loss of lives, cruelty, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's no such thing as a perfect twee- twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I like to ask my partner for a new cat at least 3 times a day
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
at least if you’re being catfished, someone’s answering your texts
February 24th 2015
@natalietran
in Vondelpark today. First time riding since I was about 12. Fell into a tree in the first five minutes. pic.twitter.com/RiTG7r1DGb
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Sydney i got some shows coming up: pic.twitter.com/rDsM9Uk84Z
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
woot! Shirts and posters arrived today so keep an eye out for them at #YTFF if you're there! Tickets: goo.gl/LLD7NU pics soon
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
and then they bring me you
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Filmed a vid to start the next lot of vids I've been working on! Really excited to finish and upload it next week!
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, has work early the next morning and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
January 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheJosephineL : @natalietran pic.twitter.com/v2AXWRq6VO
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
yay @veritasium (also yayy for you coming home! Stay!) twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
being depressed is the best I've felt in years
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
ps the video is about jigsaws so it has to go viral
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Drs4Refugees : When the excitement of a political agenda overrides proper planning. Shame on Chris Bowen who put this wretched... https:…
July 31st 2015
@natalietran
one day everything is going normal and then boom, you love cushions
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Mum: Our friend's son thinks you're very pretty. I told him you're ok. Not very pretty. Dad: She means we told him you're funny.
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
First love is fun and all but you lose a lot of cds and books in the end.
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Won $1 in the lottery last night with a $35 bet. If I just risk another $35 I might double that and then I can buy a mango
May 25th 2016
@natalietran
It just hurts more when children don't high five you back
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
started writing an outline to a dreadfully kitsch idea based off stuff that's been happening lately but I'm hoping… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 24th 2017
@natalietran
now a reality pic.twitter.com/RvG5uRWNVt
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Well done! xx You're wonderful, @Kon__K Sometimes it's easy to feel overwhelmed with the awful things going on but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just to be clear, wherever I live is Australia's Asian mega city twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
If you missed it, I threw a bbq to celebrate 10 years and this is how it went >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/hkOoXpSIXc
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to hear, Brandon. Really enjoyed Telltale games. Good lesson for work, good lesson for life and relationships… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
haha. ... What? Border Force to check visas on Melbourne's streets abc.net.au/news/2015-08-2… via @ABCNews
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
haha just saw this shared and love it. Can't believe I hadn't seen this smoothness before. @HarryConnickJR throwing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
I've heard people having sex through the walls at every hotel we've stayed at this trip. It's now the pauses that are most intriguing.
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
You surround yourself with gorgeous things of worth only to a jealous man’s eyes; Over time they become a part of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Harder to sneak into work conferences in hotels than movies would have you think
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: oh me: what? FBI agent in my webcam: same shirt as last night? me: I've had it up to here with you, Brian
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
All I want is to write a successful Tony award winning musical and to own a luxury resort in New Zealand that is vo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I love how disappointed young people look when their car pulls up in the lane next to mine and they see me. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. HAHAHA
August 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Heading to @MelbWritersFest for two sessions this weekend. Look forward to meeting you if you're coming!
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
playstation update error twitter.com/Daily_Star/sta…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @MissKwigglett : @natalietran depends, did you make your top 8 ten years ago, or have you secretly been really into MySpace and JUST made…
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
I never thought I'd grow up to regret hearing people say,"Nat was in a band" Because we were hardcore And people would know our sick jams
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know it needs ironing but say it’s fine. Just love me and say it’s fine.
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
Well if you don’t want to hear about someone eating expired crackers while Facebook stalking their partner’s ex, don’t ask me what's been up
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sad to be missing @mjhawley and @eg goodness and folk this year. Hope it's incredible as always. A luxurious treat… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
matcha do about nothing I love tea so matcha a matcha made in heaven <3 pic.twitter.com/SRt8SMcHtt
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
This might sound extreme but if somebody gives you their cold, you should be able to break their knee caps. Welcome to my TED talk
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
Some days I want to let my hair down and just enjoy being amazing
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Yes, thank you for explaining Blade Runner is scifi. THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS. Where are the people who made the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrkocnnll : "When Steve Bannon was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind" reads, in all fairness, like a very solid opening…
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Congratulations and thank you, @johngreen ! I just hugged this book and it told me to calm down and give it some sp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
YES, I UNDERSTAND THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND RELIGION. My point is I don't like that that excuse even exists.
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @MikeCarlton01 : If the govt isn't into subsidising "lifestyle choices" maybe it could start taxing churches. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-1… via …
June 30th 2017
@natalietran
I burn 65423687442225412694 calories whenever I'm made to wait in a car parked illegally
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @TroyKinne ! mumbrella.com.au/kinne-tonight-… I think his little joke at the end was mean/good but he insists he was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
Visit Beach Once = Sand Forever New Vid! >> youtu.be/2XS5Yj-lohk << Things get dramatic pic.twitter.com/ppLydAaDkc
April 30th 2018
@natalietran
some wattle 2am birthday celebrations with Sar x pic.twitter.com/4mPB8J7fVx
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @jr_mooney : @natalietran Have you seen Orphan Black yet? It's just like your show except there really is one the next week.
March 12th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I read through Twitter I realise I would be someone whose life doesn't end well in Black Mirror
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to find whoever made the GIANT blade runner novelty cup my partner bought, and I will make them find a place to store it
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/pyfwCJk73E
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
cool series by @sweetjustice you can check out youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8zAs…
May 29th 2016
@natalietran
So I cooked a recipe from @chrissyteigen 's cookbook. Can't wait to look like her soon. That's how this works, right?
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
My sister got me a label maker for Christmas. Things are about to get existential all up in here pic.twitter.com/a74kRfLSXr
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, I'm now 31 and still cannot do a great cartwheel
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing that quite beats killing time while your vibrator's app updates
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
I really resent having to pretend to know how to read a map
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Congrats to everyone involved in #CrazyRichAsians! Go see it! Going to scream every time @ronnychieng @HarryShumJr … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 27th 2017
@natalietran
Gosh dang it I love movies
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
Why? Idiots are often very confident twitter.com/couriermail/st…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I love my Twitter crushes. I want to print out their avatars, put them on my walls, and talk to them at night.
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
I could make any man cry with my inability to decide what to eat
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
At a show last night Host: Just so you know, sometimes they like to pull out audience members to participate Me: *throws grenade*
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
RT @BBCBreaking : At least 125 people were killed in this Baghdad car bomb claimed by Islamic State militants bbc.in/29be6fr https:…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
just found this old screen cap pic.twitter.com/FONI6U2RGx
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've started entering the competitions on the side of soft drink bottles so yeah, I'm well thanks
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
This is awfully cynical but I don't trust people who are best friends with their sibling. You can get along, you ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in the US, @nashedgerton 's epic new show about a hitman, Mr Inbetween, starts Monday October 1 at 8.30pm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I think it's time to quit the internet but then I realise I would be happier and we don't want that happening
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
sounds not so bad twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
woo! twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
Jackie Chan and LeMans
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Any White Male/ Asian Female couples in Sydney who would be keen to be filmed for a documentary? All ages Email natalietylertran@gmail.com
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
Fuck. I knew I'd regret not having 9 million dollars sooner or later. domain.com.au/news/the-pride…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
To have just a fraction of your thirst for life instagram.com/p/Bh2mAtCnq1A/
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
think of you at day dream of you at night
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
my friends are troopers pic.twitter.com/1F6SQ8BuRd
September 24th 2017
@natalietran
I like to go online and look at beginner hip hop dancing classes, imagine a new me, and then resume my normal life about once a year
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Yup. I was in tears twitter.com/Kowth/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
With all due respect, refugees are people not 'problems' to be 'dumped' and Australia (and the US) should be ashame… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
This interview with Quincy Jones is the craziest interview I've ever read. Loved it. Keep reading. It just gets bet… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Should they be apologising or saying 'You're welcome' theguardian.com/australia-news…
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
I NEVER break promises but realised the time difference tonight sucks so will upload tomorrow at the usual time. pic.twitter.com/n6hzQm0BHB
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so easy to care and listen to other people’s problems when they’re really attractive and paying you attention.
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Oxfam : Earthquake in #Nepal - Oxfam is there, please help us save lives oxf.am/ZMQR #NepalQuake pic.twitter.com/quTocyp9qj
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Update: This was all a plan so he could drop off something in the city he sold online twitter.com/natalietran/st…
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
me: happy valentines day, 2am 2am: I'm actually seeing someone else me: fuck you
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Loved this video, the honesty, and courage to share Much love to @ingridnilsen twitter.com/ingridnilsen/s…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nswpolice : Police appeal to locate missing boy - Cabramatta police.nsw.gov.au/news/news_arti… pic.twitter.com/pvsnTh5Cne
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
To my fellow tanned Australians, don't worry. The Border Force will be easy to spot on the streets. Fig. A pic.twitter.com/xQDJQuFV6s
April 12th 2017
@natalietran
This morning my partner told me I was talking in my sleep in an Irish accent. All the Irish gangster dreams came flooding back.
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! What Do People Do With Photos of Food? 》 youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q 《
November 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : My TV comedy show Ronny Chieng: International Student is now airing weekly in the United Kingdom on the main @BBCOne chann…
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
Adele doesn't want you to be happy
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Made lunch from a recipe book AND finished a video script for this week. If the vid is anything like the lunch it w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Looks like upload will be tomorrow. sorry, just had a lot of extra work come up. Here is a preview though. pic.twitter.com/Cbe7YaPXGW
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
This is my favourite picture because you know that robot is the workplace bitch twitter.com/spectatorindex…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
this Saturday if you're in Melbourne @JohnSafran 's new show is on! twitter.com/comedy_au/stat…
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
15% of today was spent hoping people didn't notice my glasses were fogged
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
scariest episode of black mirror so far
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I have barely made a dent in my workload which means it’s time to online stalk couples who’s weddings I’ve filmed to see how they are
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gentle On My Mind open.spotify.com/track/0mLoTgCB…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
holy fuck. After rereading emails and texts I've been sending over the last 48 hours, I've decided it's time to sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Look. He's there first! @mickyb273 waiting for me to come make his day amazing. pic.twitter.com/5jt6j7jOPH
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
sorry to be daft but any aussie people on here know much about using clips in docos?
August 30th 2016
@natalietran
I hope this works pic.twitter.com/04KYcOAxy0
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh, Mr. Darcy... you are handsome enough to tempt me #prideandprejudicejoke pic.twitter.com/fBLmnoYJW0
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
I've never loved anyone enough to pay for airport parking. Kerbside pick up for all of you.
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes it's fun to look at the weather forecast. Like I'm going to go outside. Ever.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
... looking at an old photo and realised my mum made me put a jumper on UNDER a flower girl's dress. Mum. Come. On. pic.twitter.com/gmNf1WCIT2
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @danisnotonfire : @AmazingPhil @natalietran @IISuperwomanII the 4 most relatable people in the world together i'm surprised we didn't cau…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : Amy Shark talking about how Russell Crowe is a fan- “You never know, we could go on tour together.” #TheProjectTV
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Happy Bday to my awesome pal @ParkerNorthCa Remember when @taylorswift13 wanted to hang and we said no? Me either! pic.twitter.com/0qtKeMBzvb
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
He's absolutely abhorrent and will be responsible for generations of disenfranchised Australians twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @insightSBS : Victorian Premier @DanielAndrewsMP slams NSW Government over #GaybyBaby 'rubbish' bit.ly/1IiR1w6 #LGBTI http://t.co…
June 14th 2017
@natalietran
happy book day to @AnnaAkana ! X twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
whenever the music from Miss Saigon comes on my playlist, I get really upset as though I lived that life and I'm Kim. Then I remember no
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << Because pauses are for the devil
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BBCWorld : How a deadly traffic accident in Bangladesh triggered nationwide protests bbc.in/2OMaHVC
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oh my god why are sick kids so annoying? Right, @PeterDutton_MP ? Like UGH twitter.com/racvictoria/st…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Odd name for a whale but ok pic.twitter.com/D1xbLYi8hU
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
There are few things I can say with certainty but one of them is that if a woman pulls her hair up in a bun in fron… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Volcano by Damien Rice open.spotify.com/track/0ksC7In0…
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Agree you don't pay for interviews however who benefits from this interview? A lot of news now is clicks. Ytbers do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
just personally though pic.twitter.com/fIsBM4k0Kf
April 8th 2017
@natalietran
Of course you like banana bread. Everybody likes cake.
December 19th 2017
@natalietran
The faith my GPS has when it comes to thinking I can turn right onto a main road at this time of day is ridiculous.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
Justin Trudeau is that friend your partner will eventually leave you for. You suspect Justin's secretly evil. He must be.
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
After detaining people in camps and destroying their lives, we are now abandoning them. Well done, Australia. Peter Dutton, shame on you.
July 24th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the bday wishes. Had a brilliant day and feel very lucky. pic.twitter.com/qzauQi0vOY
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @CDisillusion : ... pic.twitter.com/GcfdfNW0fI
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
come here
April 18th 2016
@natalietran
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology Video - Making Of youtu.be/Y4Xh2KBI4I0
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
cause I'm lazy as fuck twitter.com/gentiIes/statu…
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
If your name wasn't picked (I'm sorry) you'll also be getting emails to let you know today and throughout the week.
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
Yay!!!
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Do you think @netflix could reboot a vegetable pie I had in 2010? Nostalgia to the max.
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that Liam Hemsworth asked me to capture his proposal but I could only find a 4gb SD and didn't know if he meant video or photos
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
. @Qantas @emirates Please intervene to help #SaveSaeed twitter.com/leerhiannon/st…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
anyone here who has a set of caran d'ache luminance pencils? Picking between the 40 and 76 and wondering if it's worth the leap in price?
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine watching the fight and then thinking about how the same man has punched a mother in front of her children
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
December 31st 2017
@natalietran
I want to feel your heartbeat
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Great. Another show about a super hot guy with a cat twitter.com/rabbitlayla/st…
February 6th 2015
@natalietran
I don't know what I expect from recipe books. Wait, I do. I expect the food I see to just appear in my hands magically.
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it, New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks.
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Watched first ep of Westworld S2 yesterday. Even in a world where you can make machines that look and act like huma… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 12th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to judge people based on their looks but I know people who wear nice scarves are better than me
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait to see this film! If you can, go out and support it! twitter.com/HarryShumJr/st…
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
It’s ok, I’ll sit out the cheers. It’s never been worth finding a glass. Never
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
thanks to @sAME__dIFF for sharing this tweet with me. Does anybody know if any libraries in sydney/nsw have any boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/XxAPQzQjDI
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I think Twitter makes me sad and angry. Friend: Why don’t you just stop using it? Me: I really don’t need your negativity in my life
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever you're angry at someone, end the argument with 'You're fired!' even if they don't work for you. Just feels fantastic.
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
Why do 17 year olds look like models now? At your age I wore bright coloured tracksuits from Target with the words "GIRL FUN LAUGH" on them.
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
My best friend, Sar, is incredible. She follows a million boyband twitter accounts and mine so I constantly post/do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Started watching Big Little Lies and now I never want children. I had no idea you had to take them to school every day.
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I'm reading all the celebrity tweets about how boring the boxing match was. Try imagining him beating up women. Surely this is a joke, no?
November 26th 2015
@natalietran
If I were a superhero my power would be eating things well past their use-by date. Waits for Netflix to offer a deal for this idea
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Voicemail: Come on, leave a crazy message Brain: Don’t do it Mouth: So I was just calling because- Brain: I’m out
October 18th 2016
@natalietran
mum: It's so weird how having really bad skin doesn't bother you!
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
hahahaha *breaks mirror with fist* *cries* *hugs cat* *cat runs away*
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Such a sad loss. Quentin was an inspirational person who immediately showed you what patience and perseverance actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
RT @mjhawley : With immeasurable sadness & gratitude, we bid goodbye to Marvin: mentor friend. He loved ideas & people behind them. https://…
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
god I love hugging people who hate hugs
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Update: Police request that people avoid the area. The situation is now contained.
August 11th 2017
@natalietran
My personal advice for being in a healthy relationship is to bring up old things that really bother you in unrelated fights.
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
to the lifeguard at the pool today: I know you were just standing there to put the pressure on. You knew I couldn't finish that lap :(
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
A huge part of my life consists of worrying about possessive apostrophes at the end of names that end with an 'S'
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Always just outside the baklava delivery zone.
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
FUCK YES #MarriageEquality
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
I'm a very nonviolent person but when people witness me run I do wish death upon them
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is age or a sign that I'm a serial killer, but young people have such lovely skin
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
sext. Is this how it works?
June 2nd 2015
@natalietran
I really want to meet anyone who's ordered a camera pen from the duty free magazine on a plane. I want to know all about you
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to tell a kid their story is going nowhere
November 20th 2015
@natalietran
cya, China and HK. Sorry to the girl in HK wearing my shirt who I screamed at. You didn't turn around. That's cool pic.twitter.com/GP19BCFLNq
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw << This week's vid in case you missed it yesterday :)
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Too urgent to push to the side a murmur too loud to ignore but my dear my darling my nightmare We’ve done this dance before
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @markhumphries : I can confirm guests include @adamliaw , @natalietran , @Jan__Fran , @lauramoates , @mayorofeasyst and @charlesfirth . https:…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day my niece sends me a little video or audio clip saying she loves me. I never tell her I love her back bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, Bing, you can keep trying to be my default search engine. Just fucking brace yourself for some terrible searches.
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I have the enthusiasm of a woman who wears hoop earrings
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody really knows which switch turns on which light in their house
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
As you get older, dating criteria becomes: doesn't kill other people. That's it.
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
oookayyyy theage.com.au/federal-politi…
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
Is it worth finding locations used in the BBC Pride and Prejudice and pretending to be Elizabeth? I've been told I get to pick the itinerary
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really enjoyed, @elizareilly_ , @HMReilly , and ibis! pic.twitter.com/E1m9YP5Qzt
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My niece's dolls are the kind of women I'd stalk on instagram late at night. They'd have boyfriends I'd fantatise p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
someone just called me the Donald Trump of whatsapp and I don't think I've ever felt such shade
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks, Heather, for telling me where my abuse stands on a greater scale and how pointing it out was claiming owner… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
The article starts by trying to trick you. ohhh you thought this was abuse at her? NO! It was at men! See, men get… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 30th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah for sure it's what's inside that counts. That's why so many celebrities and rich people are with ugly nice people.
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
stop twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/YwQtbGSrel
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, change that to ages 13-29. I thought up a few things
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Next No campaigner that comes to my door will hear "release the hounds" through the intercom
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
my second virginity to whoever can invent a hug where you don't have to touch the other person
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
naww twitter.com/wongfupro/stat…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
You invite people over to watch The Bachelor. Soon after they arrive they realise you don’t even own a tv. It’s too… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
I'm worried all my Friday nights will be like this. At home, alone, in bed by 9pm because the idea of wearing anyth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
There should be an option on clothing sites to see the clothes on people who are short, regret a lot of choices, and forgot to buy bread
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : We're back in the AAT for the final day of our FOI asylum seeker turn back case - some details here theguardian.com/australia-news…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
How do people have the patience for lavish christmas light displays? I have shoes I've not untied for years because they're double knotted.
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
To the one percent of people who keep personal diaries and journals, please know this increases your chances of bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Apologies for tweeting so much. I just really want to avoid this work I don't want to do.
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
It only shows how weak somebody's argument is when they resort to personal attacks during an argument like 'your ti… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/jCxywBC5YL
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
GENUINELY concerned/terrified that I am this program. These are all my text messages. And I live in a glass tube. youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaN…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
once again, a big shout out to all the 9 year olds who make youtube tutorials that help me complete work projects and fix household goods
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Did I tell you guys I actually visited spots form the miniseries when I was in England? When I die, please release… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
The past year and a bit has been a tad dreadful for me and yet at the same time, I've never felt so loved and supported. Thanks @RowanJones_
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
tie me up
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry! This week's vid will be up tomorrow! But why not rewatch these to flatter my ego youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k… <<
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
eek! One of my best friend's show The Chefs Line launches tonights on SBS @ 6pm so please check it out! Looks great sbs.com.au/food/programs/…
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << watch, rewatch, shower to feel better, then tell your friends it changed your life.
September 9th 2018
@natalietran
Record Collector. Awesome store. The Analogue Man and I had a very fun chat. Thanks for the rec @helytimes pic.twitter.com/ah2Pluwkb9
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan is a fool. He chose midnight to tell me he has a surprise for me and thinks I'm going to let him sleep. He sa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
Is Baby Driver the beginning of Drive?
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
aw guys, come on! How can you not know what video stores are? The amount of boys behind video store counters I've fallen in love with...
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
aw two of my brides are pregnant!! I hope they send me updates... Let me film your lives
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
love this idea <3 twitter.com/johngreen/stat…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Bye! I'm Vegan! @HungryJacksAU #ad #theycutoutthenudescenebutwhatevs pic.twitter.com/WWOtOVGCjB
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
Time to start thinking up stories so I have things to tell people when they ask what I have planned for the weekend
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Baby, you're gonna miss that plane
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be so desperate, @TroyKinne twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
and thanks for the yt bday wishes! 9 years old! Ooft.
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
Got three emails from different people today asking if I wanted to go see Celine Dion. Guess I'm that old now
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
I've been harping on about this but I'd never read Lolita before a few days ago. That first paragraph. Can't get o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Just had some No campaigners at my door and I haven't even died and been sent to hell yet.
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
gahhh love this interview w @TomCruise about breaking his ankle and finishing the scene. How do I rent out a cinema… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
YEAH, everyone. It's Good to see our Government is taking its cues from One Nation. It's GREAT. Our future looks GO… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : What do you do with food photos? @natalietran ponders the same question #YTFF goo.gl/8qrxPR pic.twitter.com/Kx9gLOrM3i
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Hey there pic.twitter.com/8H1yB7nWgX
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday @markpollard !! This guy. 8 years ago I was pretty down and he let me start tagging along to work wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
also looking for shirts, pants, belts, vests, and jackets twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
so excited for @illyal to get to collab with me #blessed twitter.com/illyal/status/…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
My sister and I have jokingly given each other royal memorabilia for years and now it's at the point where we can't… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
these legends took an 11 hour train to come yesterday! twitter.com/abitofpim/stat…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Craving oranges
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049/ Blade Runner/ Scifi question: If Asian influence is so big in the future, why are no main characters Asian?
October 6th 2018
@natalietran
New hobby: introducing relatively new acquaintances as 'my soulmate' in social situations. Gets me wet.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Sure sex is good but have you ever really wanted a tea and then found out you're carrying just the right amount of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
RT @racvictoria : State Library 2pm Saturday the 18th Feb. Rally No to Trump No to Turnbull Let the refugees in. #BringThemHere https://t.co…
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
Trump saying our Prime Minister is worse than him when it comes to the treatment of asylum seekers. Sick burn, bro.
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
Shame on you twitter.com/smh/status/825…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
With @veritasium in Cannes. Always lovely to see you! pic.twitter.com/7bJvPWAu9G
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
shame on you twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... You mean he beat her because he's violent and has a serious problem? twitter.com/s_deery/status…
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes you just need to take a deep breath, take a step back, and sit next to a couple making out in the sun eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
Saw Baby Driver last night. Would like all future taxi drivers to watch it as training video.
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to keep pens that don't work in amongst pens that do. I'm crazy like that ;)
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
YES. Yes yes yes yes yes. twitter.com/JordanRasko/st…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Today I waited in line for a cupcake and hated the person I had let myself become
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Hot chips? Now who's my friend. pic.twitter.com/GwwCXKQUei
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
Toast: the dinner you eat when your partner is away
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
draw me like one of your french girls pic.twitter.com/xkpugTTJKq
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : If you don't agree with what your government is doing on Manus and Nauru please join one of these protests. https://t.…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Autocorrect, I’ve got this. It’s an in joke. You had to be there.
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
oh no, I'm one of those mums who forwards her kids things she wants them to enter twitter.com/FilmFestsAus/s…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Planning on taking someone out but honestly have no idea where young people in Sydney go clubbing these days. Pleas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
It’s alarming and disappointing how long it takes me to realise a video call has frozen.
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
"what are your symptoms?" "anxiety" "that's a diagnosis, not symptoms" "I want to pull all the skin off my face" "?" *pulls skin off face*
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
while waiting though, feel free to check out the little vid int I sat with @GuardianAus tinyurl.com/orrnzwz and try to ignore my sleeve
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I hate seeing videos of pets reunited with owners they haven't seen for 100 years. How do they remember? I can't even remember this morning
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait @veritasium ! Tonight @SBS 8:30 twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
what can I show them? Please. Help. What do kids like?
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Recommendations for wide curved monitor for sim racing?
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
good twitter.com/lesbianrhapsod…
February 9th 2016
@natalietran
I just blow dried my hair so I guess today was arms day
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the biggest barrier to my becoming an entrepreneur is that I have to google how to spell it
July 13th 2017
@natalietran
The kids mannequins at target have more style than me
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Watched a bit of the Lego movie. It was so intense I felt like I was in a coma and was watching the world go by at 500% speed
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
I fall in love with anyone carrying freshly baked bread
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, stomach. Be on my team for once.
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
f1 week. So excited. Contemplating going to melbourne for it. Anybody here going?
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, you see how loud and angry the American public is over their treatment of refugees? Imagine when they he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like this and know it's a joke about Trump... but I feel that card twitter.com/studioexec1/st…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Cannot wait for this pre roll to finish so I can start living my awesome life! That's what's happening now, right? Life gets better, RIGHT??
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Lunar New Year lunch with mum and dad at which mum fulfilled my request for the very traditional dish of hash browns pic.twitter.com/DT5AePJiTw
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
vegans in Sydney, my awesome friends at @BellyBao now have an eggplant baoger on their Friday menu! food.theaureview.com/news/belly-bao…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot wait for my home planet to get in contact and say I am no longer a sleeping agent.
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just had a lovely tea with @mickyb273 and wanted to share that he's a good egg
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Today I only ate 5 of my feelings
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
You know how your parents are always saying ‘you work too hard’ and stuff? Me neither
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
she drowned in a sea of internet tabs
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
Etsy- the casino of bride-to-bes
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @mariatran85 : [Looking for] A high school maths classroom anywhere across Western Sydney to film for 1 hour "The Subtractor" -... https:…
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
Does God have a manager? Someone who reviews him at the end of every quarter? I don't think he's doing a great job.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
In Amsterdam and so far it's delightful
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t believe in soul mates but I have to believe there’s someone out there who wants to make me gnocchi, read me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Tinder is a season of Black Mirror
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait to see it! twitter.com/davidfarrier/s…
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
December 19th 2016
@natalietran
I give a lot more double thumbs up to people as I get older
February 27th 2018
@natalietran
me: I think I'd like to start trying for children soon partner: oh no! our cat just vomited for the first time ever! me: *vomits everywhere*
July 6th 2017
@natalietran
Played I Spy with my 4 year old niece. Obliterated her.
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Some variation of socialism that doesn't make people so angry/scared. Who doesn't want things like universal health… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mikkipedia : I think the Banksy thing is pretty badass but never forget that in 1998 Chris Burden installed a battering ram connected to…
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney tomorrow! twitter.com/yourAMSA/statu…
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
Here's an interview I sat if you're keen :) smh.com.au/digital-life/d… pic.twitter.com/K6t6G8mLsa
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
The things that we two could plan
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
missing having @bennyfine and @rafifine close x pic.twitter.com/nUeDfHBaZj
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
currently listening to music a much more attractive person would listen to while they get ready to go out
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in NY, my awesome friend @ronnychieng is performing April 20 and 21st at timessquarenyc.org/node/39115
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful meeting you also! Hope you liked the lamington <3 AH *dorks out about shirt* twitter.com/bowesy123/stat…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Try eating an apple and not looking like a smug son of a bitch who knows a thing or two
August 31st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, still filming but new vid either tonight or tomorrow! Here's some stills from it. NSFW. What does that mean? pic.twitter.com/7ZOPJNvgwk
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @JamesMelville : Best newspaper correction ever. pic.twitter.com/VzllYW7wBX
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Facebook Memories, my life is lame and was lame five years ago too.
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'll stop tweeting about Elvis soon youtube.com/watch?v=JPts9H… <3 oh my god
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how much funnier I find cat videos now and how much I prefer watching them to going outside
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
People don't give you want you want in life. Trust me. Have not received any scripts for me to star as Oscar Isaac's lover in a movie. None.
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RichardDawkins : Last night I had two dreams about an old colleague whom I’d never dreamed of before. I awoke to find that he had not di…
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @tim_arai : . @natalietran I got your shirt before Xmas and it's UNBOHLIEVABLE!! pic.twitter.com/qsaHjIwk0K
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
Will take it as a personal attack if any ytber here for vidcon doesn't fly to sydney and have tea with me after. I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
heart twitter.com/alanalda/statu…
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << Because friends suck pic.twitter.com/spd6miI4e9
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Mormonger : Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : It's our host-with-the-most @natalietran ! Tune into our FB LIVE experiment in 30 minutes to see her in action> https://t.c…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Tunisia tourist resort attack leaves 28 dead u.afp.com/ZJ3q
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
friend: hey, just act normal me: what's going on? friend: just play along! me: pic.twitter.com/eZaU6Dx0LZ
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever wake up, eat pancakes someone has lovingly made for you from scratch, sip your tea, and think ‘there ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is waiting to go to your mum's home so someone can cook you proper food again
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
I am worth instant packet pasta
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Romeo and Juliet is such a grand love story. Imagine being a teenager in love and having your family give two shits about it.
January 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Woke up with intention to exercise. Changed into workout clothes. Put on tv show to watch while exercising. Sat down and watched tv show.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @raychenviolin is in aus! dates here musicaviva.com.au/raychen/ pic.twitter.com/N81qY0bJ6t
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
How do people share photos of them in change rooms online? Change rooms are where I cry
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today #sydneyhugs #StayStrongSydney
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
#boatpeoplearefamily twitter.com/tifflingx/stat…
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
Watching the @bluejays vs @mets! When I say watching, I mean shoving chips in my mouth pic.twitter.com/xmxWWXSRfa
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
open.spotify.com/track/1LzNfuep…
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
While you're in the giving mood, a lot of people are in need. These holidays we're donating to @OzHarvest @preemptivelove @Camp_Quality
February 28th 2016
@natalietran
I just faked talking to someone on the phone for 10 minutes to avoid human interaction so yeah, adulthood is going well
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
I miss my mailman. Nobody ever tells you you're going to miss the mailman.
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
At some point things changed and now I love when a couple fights when we're out.
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Did it. Loved it. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
I guess stock photos of people building a wall weren't good enough? twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t trust people who sleep naked. You should sleep in full body armour.
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
We're releasing an album soon pic.twitter.com/JwmhYTCLKu
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
To the family whose car I jumped in front of in the street and did a strange dance to, my apologies. I thought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
I run exactly the way I look like I'd run
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the concern and lovely messages. Everything's ok with me, I just need to be home during that time for some family stuff. X
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Actual dilemma: Wanting to hire costumes that cost more than the video will make
December 17th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like a serial killer when I talk to people with nice teeth. All I think is, "Those are nice teeth. I'd like to own those nice teeth."
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
Just hearing people outside my window makes me irritated. I know what kind of old person I'm going to be
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
Have I mentioned how amazing @RemyHii is? pic.twitter.com/VLgnjZfmh4
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hello. We love this amazing soul and are two of her biggest fans. Happy birthday @jodiefox pic.twitter.com/nlVvDWmzmv
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I just realised I'm an adult with money and can buy any outfit I want from one of Britney Spears's music video. 2016, you're gonna be great
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just realised twitter is the comments section :( ... :) ... :(
September 1st 2015
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be at @YouTubeFanFest in Sydney next week if you want to come by and make awkward eye contact. Tickets : goo.gl/LLD7NU
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
*and my sister. Please come to the rally this weekend. It breaks my heart more people rally for alcohol than for human rights
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
definitely makes me feel at ease seeing americans buy flamethrowers
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
About to hear @alaindebotton at the opera house! pic.twitter.com/OwPlNB8PdU
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
Thought I was watching a terrible video review of a shoe brand. Turns out it was a foot fetish video. With that in mind, A+
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
August 18th 2017
@natalietran
Spain x
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
That the majority of you say 'act like it never happened' makes me know we are one. It was a 2 year gap. I fucking love you.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
Please someone take me to this. You can have all my friends and my cat. I just want to watch Mission Impossible asap twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
shit. My tailor told me this was a one of a kind outfit when I bought it. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Weird question but does anybody know a way in Sydney to purchase almond/soy/non dairy milk in non packaged? Can be bulk and powder
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Computer, I don’t want to update anything. Ever. Not in an hour, not tonight, not tomorrow. Now get off my lawn
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/FrazzleMyGimp/…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
really thought cults were going to be a bigger thing in my life
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
yay @doddleoddle 's new music video, Human! youtu.be/T60XUVrnYt4
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
tickets for shawn mendes concert had this little 'gentle reminder' As someone who frequently skims things and rock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
heartbreaking art created by the residents in waterloo welivehere2017.com.au pic.twitter.com/qr9sgCvC67
November 11th 2016
@natalietran
Candles, hey? Fancy
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanhalper : Story: latimes.com/politics/la-na… twitter.com/evanhalper/sta…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
just... twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Once every five years I think a juicer is a good idea
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
she dreamed that one day, maybe, she would know which light switch turned on which light
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to harp on about it but doing another photo shoot with a model right now and how do people look like this? Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
Watched Mad Max Fury Road. Summary: kidnap 1 Victoria's Secret Angel and 4 Seafolly models and the world loses its shit.
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Can confirm that when you mistake the word 'hooker' for 'hookah' your conversation gets weird "They bribed him with… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's mean but sometimes I just say "nice diversity" when I enter a room full of writers or producers to watch them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to see this! #skylight #nyc pic.twitter.com/QEemD5yad8
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I am acutely aware you find these tweets funny because I am not sexy. It hurts a little. Just kidding. Sexy people have no feelings.
December 11th 2014
@natalietran
This week's new vid! When People Call In Sick >> youtube.com/watch?v=TZrcvH… <<
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
me: dad, what would you do? dad: no matter what you do in life, every sheet of paper will get creased me: that’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Two people are writing to me about my Gumtree ad and I guess I have to choose who to go with? I feel like I'm on The Bachelor.
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
People who want to do more than just eat hot chips in the sun are out of my league
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love seeing the ads Facebook serves me. Son, I google things wayyyy beyond my paygrade but sure, keep serving.
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations @raychenviolin ! Listening right now and what a treat to the senses twitter.com/deccaclassics/…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Never said that. At All. Never. It's definitely helpful though, to suggest that's what I was saying. Are we gettin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you say the right things to them they are pic.twitter.com/RnECxfsTGV
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Here. Great news story to start your day twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/stat…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
RT @SaveMaiDuong : @natalietran PLEASE RT!!! Mai Duong looking for vietnamese donors to save her life. A Tragic Stem Cell Story: http://t.co…
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hope you're well and happy! Happy holidays!
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Had a haircut today. Almost nailed the "don't look interested in products they put in front of you" look But I was interested I'M ONLY HUMAN
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come here
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a choker today and had two men tell me they hated it. Thankfully I don't buy things for men. I just really care what they think.
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
If there isn’t a Michelle's Patisserie, is it even a shopping arcade?
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/jasonsbatemans…
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a sign you’re getting old when you get tired and confused after watching a music video?
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @PeterDutton5 : I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets an…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Warning: @nashedgerton will abandon you for laughs
July 25th 2015
@natalietran
Mum got me a box of jumpers for my bday. Then said, " No share on Facebook " pic.twitter.com/odSwgSAK4H
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever it is you can request dreams from, tonight I would like to dream about Rhett Butler telling me I'm no lady.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Netherfield park is let at last twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
the best part of a relationship is never being able to stack the dishwasher in a way that is not disappointing
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Really need to start going to the gym so I can get more upper body strength to scoop out this coconut ice cream.
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
at least things are only getting worse
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
75% of my evenings is spent trying to find the tv remote
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
I have worn through I already own. And to prove I'm still hip,here's a pic of me with instagram filters looking thin pic.twitter.com/lTY556qttS
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
I love watching teams of friends compete on reality tv. Since my chess app on facebook isn't working out I'd like t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Conversation I have with myself when I see someone in ripped jeans "Maybe I could pull off ripped jeans" "No, you can't" "No, I can't"
September 16th 2017
@natalietran
me: Your ex girlfriend looks so pretty in photos. What make up did she wear? partner: None? me: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
Go on, be that person who uses the word ‘whom’
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : We hit $250,000 on projectforawesome.com/donate! We still have another $100,000 to raise by noon tomorrow to get the full @Saveth…
October 30th 2015
@natalietran
This year for halloween I'm going to dress up in my pjs, sit at my computer all night and quietly resent other people
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
Teenage me watched the bbc pride and prejudice on repeat, ate kilos of chocolate, and researched acne cream. Adult me does this also.
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << pic.twitter.com/B7y66ftTD0
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sending you the treatment now. Be prepared. This will make your streaming service VERY popular twitter.com/NetflixANZ/sta…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
You can't paint your nails without looking like a bitch
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
A Video For People Who Skip Ads >>youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c << New Vid just in case you missed it :)
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Definitely time to join the boycotting of Wilson Security abc.net.au/news/2016-07-0…
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
There’s nothing more humbling than having to take your shirt off
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Ryan Reynold's relationship with Blake Lively is so sweet. It reminds me of my own relationship with Blake Lively.
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
currently assisting on a photo shoot and if I looked like this model does, I'd be walking around the streets saying 'you're welcome'
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Only crazy people say things like "Look What You Made Me Do"
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @figgled : If I had $40 million I would definitely spend it by mailing out little cards asking the public if they think gay people are hu…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Ok, that's the last hairdressing joke I have. I'll have more in 4-6 weeks. Don't book it in, I'll call or something.
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
One day I’d like to be the kind of person who other people photograph in black and white
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : NEW VIDEO youtu.be/9PKrG1UTbO4 In this vid my cat plays King Feline III - Eater of Foods. Enjoy! https://t.co/OarEIO36…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who like to wake up early, even on a Saturday Angel: You are one sick motherfucker
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, yes, I understand it's a safety thing but it's not illegal and I don't think people should believe that. Food wastage is not good
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Pauline talking about same sex marriage being confusing for kids and minorities having too much power really suits… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the retweets. I've deleted them, I hate when people do it in that tone. It just bewilders me that people think voting does nothing
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anybody tell you what to do. My friends told me I was being delusional but I ignored them and went with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 16th 2017
@natalietran
Leading up to Christmas time I like to do a Love Actually to all my friends' spouses. It's cute, they love it. It m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
If only my New Year's Resolution had been to finish four boxes of Oreos in 24 hours
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : It's easier for dog videos to go viral than Asian men so I called in an assist. My pilot airs TONIGHT 9PM @ABCTV https://t…
February 26th 2015
@natalietran
If Your Dying Phone Were A Person youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY this week's vid if you missed it.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, in my mind learning how to rollerblade would really help my life get to where it needs to be so I stop crying all the time
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Recommendations for books to read before bed? Something not too stressful? Preferably funny? Brutal sex scenes?
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
she hit "reset password" for the fourth time that morning
May 1st 2016
@natalietran
With my favourites @RowanJones_ and @jodiefox at @eg . What a great year! Thanks for having us! pic.twitter.com/fC7n6WHOuk
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
this is my favourite twitter.com/TheMilanTooner…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: You know what? I might have a wine tonight friend: You have a whine every night me: *laughs for two hours* friend: I regret everything
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
um what? twitter.com/michaelebeid/s…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
To those who told me how grateful refugees in camps should be for the medical care we provide twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Help. I can't stop pic.twitter.com/xEb3dAY70n
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're online. Or you know, out partying.
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the feedback and recommendations yesterday! Really appreciate it and will look into them
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but uploading! pic.twitter.com/rENZAhnjAr
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do people have kids? I just moaned at my mother for asking me to collect some food she made me because I told her I missed it
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
I always tell my friends who just got engaged to enjoy their time together as a engaged couple because not only is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't think without religion there's no evil. I'm not an idiot. To not acknowledge it as a contributing factor or excuse is ridiculous.
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Alright, free magnet from the chemist, you win. I'll keep you but NOT for your calendar skills. It's just for your magnet.
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
video chat with mum Mum: Can you see me? Me: yup! Can you see me? Mum: no Me: Oh, let me try again Mum: It's ok. I don't care if I see you
December 1st 2017
@natalietran
keep watching. This is great. twitter.com/timtimfed/stat…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
I like it too much Move over darling pic.twitter.com/Ebw29FxGH7
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
5 yo niece tried to show me how she could do a push-up. Thankfully I was around to tell her she wasn't doing it pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Are you asking if we read the news? America, you're so fucked. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @andrewrdn463 : @natalietran @AlboMP Naughty Asian girl - we are voting no and do not need an immature Asian girl to lecture us and swear…
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
s, we are thinking of you. all of our love. pic.twitter.com/I08R687vJu
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
"what else did we need to get?" "ice blocks and chocol-" "toothpaste" "toothpaste"
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New vid up today! Make sure your parents aren't on the home landline and turn on your modem
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
If you're flicking through films, I recently watched @PeterFoott 's The Young Offenders and *really* enjoyed it. It's on netflix au
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine if the Devil did wear Prada. Just for a minute, imagine it.
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, I just really want to have a baby. And then have someone come and look after it most of the time. Maybe I just want to hold one.
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Great piece by @FarahNasser on @globalnewsto twitter.com/globalnewsto/s…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
JT was in the video. Read this about his experience being an Asian man. This is about being an ally to each other… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Don't let people make you feel bad about who you are. I don't and I have no friends now.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
look at this guy twitter.com/TheAspenTimes/…
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like that this scene is happening somewhere in the world right now twitter.com/AFP/status/825…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
As someone who has been writing Fairfax and Nine fan fiction for years, this is an epic day
July 17th 2017
@natalietran
It’s exhausting being an everyday hero
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Currently have three children’s birthday parties on the same day. I feel like I'm in The Great Gatsby. Minus, you know, everything.
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
Well, I don't know if it's the no sleep, the amount of sodium I ate yesterday, or the music, but this video got wei… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I wake up and my hot water bottle is cold I hug it, just so it knows I'm in this for the long term.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
would also support superhero franchise based on rescue divers, medics, and their coach. twitter.com/Benfogle/statu…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
How absurdly exquisite is tea? I could be watching someone die and if I had a cup of tea in my hand, it would be... quite delightful.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : I hope everyone’s having a happy Sunday! Now take a moment to think about the thousands of low paid Australian workers in…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
For me, eating out is sifting through reviews of restaurants until everything is closed and then eating 2 minute noodles with toast
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Woke up thinking about you
January 6th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so excited to see Brooklyn! John Crowley directing, Nick Hornby writing, and starring Saoirse Ronan and Domhnall Gleeson! Gah!
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
current favourite picture pic.twitter.com/JWl3j1VDuP
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It has been seven years and the cat still hates me
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Nobody should be sending you abuse, @s_deery It's a shame you suggested you heard what the frustration was and then… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Flash Player: Nothing in my life is up to date. Please, just stop bullying me.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
You can be against offshore processing AND still care about Australia. They'd prefer you to believe it's invasion vs cruelty and it's not.
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of sdsdsv_15_pleasejustapprove.prproj
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long-term relationship: "Do you want to have sex in the shower?" "Nah, I just had one and I have to hang up the clothes. Thanks."
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
You buy one wig and they never stop sending you wig catalogues
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
New favourite genre of misunderstanding: When you and @mickyb273 are texting about 'Zelda' and one of you means Zel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
oh shiiieeet look at her petticoat. Who does she think she is?
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Black Mirror New Season Trailer usat.ly/2rNV7ic
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I'll stop tweeting. I tweet a lot when I'm trying to avoid work but the time has come. *spots bat signal in sky*
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
and Dom throws some shade! Shoutout to all my shorts-wearing no matter how cold it is cameramen/clipboard carrying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Lost 0.2 kg. Time to celebrate with an ice cream
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Let's share? Here's my morning playlist open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t… can you recommend some stuff for me? open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
they're incredible. #ThaiCaveRescue twitter.com/2mins_2_win_it…
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
"Going through a breakup?" "Nope. This is just what I eat."
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
No, I was listening to a song that kicks me in the guts. It's ridiculously sad when you listen to the lyrics despit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone says "____ is going to be the future" I laugh in their face and reply, "That will never happen." N… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but new vid uploading. *Australian upload speeds apply pic.twitter.com/xCo4gUwHEF
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
You should be allowed to start every morning with a kid drinking a babycino. Babycino and M x pic.twitter.com/WS2O2y7gnv
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here's an "ad" sent to me by @AAMI FOR A CAR MY PARTNER OWNS (NOT ME) that looks EXACTLY like a bill. This is a poo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
getting older is looking at people who have any other job and wondering if that’s a better route
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
People get so freaked out when you kiss them with your eyes open, especially when they don't know you.
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
I'm just a girl standing in front of a microwave only knowing what maybe three buttons do
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
Alexey Kondakov's classical painting remixes. Fun pic.twitter.com/mmo6zpKqJK
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
If you continually like someone's tweets they fall in love with you, right? Right?
April 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Fine. If my breaking down in the cereal aisle and crying uncontrollably is being "hormonal" FINE
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @GlobalTimesLife : Chinese Australian violinist Ray Chen talks about his new album and social media efforts to promote classical music ht…
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how many other unhappy people are checking their local supermarket's opening times online right now
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
This is not being patriotic. Australia is not Yours to Reclaim We need a new Australian flag that racists don't use. pic.twitter.com/AEluM4bLBV
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
new favourite merch from @ronnychieng pic.twitter.com/GpV1VH1Orw
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
I only go leave my house to talk to other people about what they watch when they're at home.
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I told a woman who was in the change room section with me that the top she was trying on was really nice. She smiled. She didn’t get it.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Strange how I used to try to find nice pictures for online profiles. Now I try to find one that means people will b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
I respect a man who can make fun of me and think I'll still like him afterwards @TroyKinne pic.twitter.com/bBNk1O2hlD
April 5th 2015
@natalietran
asked on collaborations and even without being there, @wongfupro gets cheers. I'll punch the three of you amp.twimg.com/v/a2b94866-352…
April 6th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so excited for @wongfupro 's film @BeforeUsMovie and hope you are too!
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Pretending to understand a pop culture reference in conversation isn't worth it. It comes back. It always comes back.
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Opens laptop to show guest video Old page loads to show "ETHICAL UNDERWEAR" search Closes tab to reveal another tab "UNETHICAL UNDERWEAR"
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @BenjaminJS : Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. https://t.co/hsd…
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
Four times a year I like to think my true calling is owning a luxury pet hotel.
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
Come here and teach me things
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8d73nDbyox
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
How I learn about the internet pic.twitter.com/JpNGKVyz05
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Going to write a rap about how I'm taking my library for a freaking ride right now with how many books I'm burning through
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Teenager: If you could go back in time and tell the teenage you one thing what would it be? Me: Don’t waste time be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
J Halpert needed looking at the camera in this photo... pic.twitter.com/UaadepVcIz
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Current Pros for having kids. - someone to find and answer phone - someone to check door is locked - board games - transit lanes
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
I place all important information in the fridge vegetable drawer of my brain
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @rodenv : I've been working with @natalietran on a little project this year. Watch and you might learn how to pick her up. https://t.co/1…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
better head to The Body Shop to buy some gifts for people I don’t know very well
December 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @aesthdistance1 : Oh wait, what? You didn't read my and @oxford_kondo 's review of @natalietran 's documentary on interracial dating yet? H…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
This afternoon a boy in a school uniform winked at me. I somehow really needed that today.
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Apologies for awkward question but does anybody here have a wireless mechanical keyboard that they recommend?
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the moment I buy this, there will be no distinction between living my life and living THE life pic.twitter.com/Bhs97OzKPd
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so tired of this guy calling me and being all "I didn't call you, you called me"
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm not great at sliding into DMS but I'm fucking brilliant at sending awkward messages people ignore
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
After having multiple friends use the term 'fuckboi' in conversation lately, I finally googled it. Shakespearean.
September 7th 2017
@natalietran
See if you can spot my cameo in the latest Taylor Swift music video ;) ;) ;) ;) I bet you can't! Cause it's not there!
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
mission impossible trailer out soon and snabba cash in that new netflix show. this is great indoor excitement
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
PS Tony has told us supporting people smugglers funds terrorism. Tony supports people smugglers. Therefore...
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know how to use makeup brushes but I know it's not the way I use them
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason, I really thought I would have been in a ton of pressing-buzzers-in-gameshow situations by this stage of life
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
March 14th 2016
@natalietran
90% of any time I spend overseas is spent figuring out how to turn taps on
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Tonight I'm hanging out with @amnesty Oz @amnesty and they'll be streaming some live on fb so stay tuned
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Does it mean I'm unhappy if I'm entering more competitions?
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Sound familiar? ;) twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Most of my teen years were spent watching Elvis movies and now I'm obsessed. See, mum and dad. Bad things happen when you stay at home too
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
Just packed @soylent for lunch. I'm tempted to serve it next time I have guests. Prep and consumption time is ideal. "Drink. Now go home."
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #BREAKING IS suicide attack in northeast Syria kills 20 regime troops: monitor
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
There are white guys who fetishise asian women? I'm SO glad I had a man to tell me about that cause I haven't been… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody will ever know who you are so well that they can correctly prepare vegemite on toast for you
February 6th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rip my brain out of my head
October 17th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I'd be worried about in a zombie world? Losing my hair tie. Lots of hair tie raids in my squad
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jleefilm : How come eating Chinese food out of boxes in the movies always looks so good? Also, why did you guys vote for that one guy to…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MollyE007 : @natalietran My beautiful parents-in-law and my husband
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @randompanda : So far I'm less than 30 seconds in and these @natalietran videos for the Galaxy S5 are on point. youtu.be/vQwA8ijoK1w?li…
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
sorry again. Away for another 10 days and then back into videos. I know, you've been really upset. It's ok. *holds you close* I miss you
July 2nd 2017
@natalietran
rosebud!; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !;: And all I did was buy furniture. Aim higher, nat. Aim higher.
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I walk into someone's house with a man the first question he asks is, "how big is that tv?"
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be answering comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you want to pop by youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Um, I dress up as a fly and talk to myself. Low brow indeed. twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
We may not be on this earth for a reason but today I woke up knowing I was going to smash a donut
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nazeem_hussain : Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia. pic.twitter.com/1iu1Snyg0I
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you want a wonderful way to start your day youtube.com/watch?v=I03Hs6… @raychenviolin Got to have a sneaky listen t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
If you're not religious don't be afraid to mark the "No Religion" box on tonight's Census censusnoreligion.org.au pic.twitter.com/P3rAoT9KdJ
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
hey guys! Sorry, work's been a bit hectic hence the delay but I have end of this week free to film so I'll be filming then!
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid later today! pic.twitter.com/wgumliDf3T
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I had a dream where @amyschumer slept with my dad, banked at HSBC, and loved Paypal. So I guess don’t eat three bags of crackers before bed.
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : Washington State Is Now the Only Place in America with Net Neutrality motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… via @motherboard
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
<3 pic.twitter.com/md1KMr1sLF
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
ok, back to my own nightmare of a government
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
New trousers came today and yes, these will look exactly they way did on me as they did the model pic.twitter.com/QYJvpASeVo
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Today Sydney's message in the sky, broadcast to our gay friends and family, tells us why the NO vote is actually the aggressive side
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
Jesus. BTS have more concerts happening so I guess I have to figure out how to get tickets again and take my friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who actually enjoy eating salad Angel: You are unstoppable
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
classy shop assistants don’t talk to you, you talk to them
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love the attitude of my hormonal self- She's a bitch who just wants sex and then be carried to the sofa to watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
You had me at “Listen, I don’t want you to blow this out of proportion or overreact but"
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
Remember wanting to make things? Now I just want to watch action movies with dad, eat chips with my nieces, and never check emails again.
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
It must be such a power trip being a parent and knowing you have full control over your child's haircut. You can ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
... but... but Dunkirk? When are you going to watch Dunkirk? It ends TODAY. It's 4k twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…
April 17th 2015
@natalietran
A big part of me hopes that the guys at Customs at the airport are actually just checking your page out on Facebook
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly in awe of the strength of women everywhere. Happy International Women's Day to all.
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Me: Don't you ever feel not part of it? Completely detached sans a responsibility or two? Don't you feel like you'r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Protest in Melbourne on the 15th to stop the Refugee Lifetime Ban twitter.com/superfasty/sta…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is flirting with me or if they mean it when they tell me they don't know who… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Because people love vegans and don't find them annoying, I've been thinking about upgrading from vegetarian to vegan next year. Questions-
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
Just saw someone I dated in a trailer for a huge upcoming movie then I remembered we never dated
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
How do I make this my OOO email signature? pic.twitter.com/veeuRS3eSu
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if the feta in salads feels like the hot girl in school
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Ramentic dinner pic.twitter.com/14k0E4nmyJ
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TroyKinne : You may wanna dim your TV screens slight at 9pm, coz @natalietran is gonna light that shit up. She’s one of my favourite fun…
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
A friend put me onto this so thought I'd share. @whogivesacraptp recycled toilet paper with money going to building toilets in developing
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: The world is full of adventures just waiting to start me in my 30s: Rob, can you microwave two minute noodles?
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Imagine receiving an unwanted text asking you to vote yes. It's outrageous. Like an unwanted survey asking if gay people should have rights.
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream in which I tricked @Caspar_Lee into friendship by using a fake accent and never letting him actually see me. So dream big, kids.
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't stop thinking about this dessert one restaurant serves only at lunch. Yesterday I called up and asked them to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2018
@natalietran
An old man keeps knocking on my door with a pasta sauce bottle filled with honey asking me if I want to buy it. If I die, look for him.
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is a poor reflection of who I am but whenever a bookstore doesn’t have the book I want in stock I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 23rd 2015
@natalietran
another brilliant night at @Concertgebouw . I love how they do it. Fun programs, free drinks, and great music. pic.twitter.com/zPC6e9mWNS
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
Signs of getting older: #2442 You need to share a milkshake
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
projectile vomit everywhere twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Here’s 6 people who’ve come out calling for #KidsOffNauru that I want you to call to thank. Critical as at tipping point Thank…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
Sophia is your friend's girlfriend who hates being near you. youtube.com/watch?v=dMrX08…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
morning! twitter.com/smh/status/101…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, put my clothes on for me.
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
One of the ways I like to kill time is deciding which Christmas card to buy someone to throw out immediately after I leave their house
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
I am as overwhelming as someone who goes to zumba
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
Taking online tests to tell you about yourself tells me a lot about you too
May 1st 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is having someone tell you they hide money from their partner while their partner is in the bathroom. You can't have friends.
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
anyone coming to @PaperTownsMovie in Syd tonight?
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
January 18th 2016
@natalietran
At LAX on my way home and am always impressed by single bears traveling with infants and luggage on long flights pic.twitter.com/pOv1IfJJoc
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
It makes me wet. twitter.com/maladarmadi/st…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought I'd have been to a party by now where someone came out of a giant cake and a bunch of men in suits l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : The super secret ops that nobody can talk about: No reporting on Asio operations when even the watchdog won't talk https://t…
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
It's tough being a woman in her childbearing years because on one hand I think about having children, on the other hand I had m&ms for lunch
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
gosh I love mornings in Terrigal pic.twitter.com/7NC236sYYf
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I like to fall in love with every dog I pass in the street
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! pic.twitter.com/uigb7DN7xj
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
Why is this still a discussion? Change the date of Australia Day
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
and the pros? twitter.com/abcnews/status…
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
5 Times I Hated Myself For Clicking An Online Article
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
top twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
I know I'm fashionable because this is how I shop online Sort By Lowest to Highest Leaves page and watches Netflix
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite memories is from a trip to Egypt when someone offered to give a quick history recap. He then cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 24th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a wonderful time at @MelbWritersFest meeting so many wonderful people. You guys are all so great! pic.twitter.com/3WCdai1oeP
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, I'm a delight twitter.com/mjhawley/statu…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Comp to give away #YTFF tickets if you haven't got them. You can enter here: goo.gl/forms/Z5RizlXx…
March 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't want to have unrealistic expectations but I can't wait to have a dog. It's gonna come skateboarding with me,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
If you don't steal your partner's hot chips, are you even in love? pic.twitter.com/8A55PFTPqg
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
The best thing about being an adult is you can eat lollies for breakfast! The worst part is nobody cares about you and we all die alone.
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I thought about you this morning
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
You'd think lying in bed in my underwear eating nachos would feel good. It doesn't. It feels gross. And fantastic.
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
Tried to take cat for a walk today. Did not succeed.
June 8th 2015
@natalietran
If you're into amazing jazz, check out @_JoeyAlexander . Had the honour of hearing him at @eg . Incredible. youtube.com/watch?v=_1liUa…
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
There’s no aphrodisiac like 10 minutes to kill
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
March 17th 2018
@natalietran
Bought a staple gun and wood glue. Can now build you a house
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
they're on holidays and I miss them instagram.com/p/BOqshKIAkIE/…
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
anybody here working on or know anybody working on Alien: Covenant in Sydney?
June 30th 2016
@natalietran
I need to stay off the net, man. I never leave it not feeling outraged.
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Just got a photo of my sister and brother in law wearing my shirts! Heart feelings! Best! X
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
The @ASRC1 telethon is on tomorrow, can't wait to ask for money from people on the phone for a good cause for once.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Broelman : BREAKING: NSW premier to announce winning Lotto numbers to be lit up on #SydneyOperaHouse and supplementary numbers on Fort D…
August 26th 2017
@natalietran
I love watching Tom Cruise action movies. He reminds me so much of myself.
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I'm going to make my own Asian coming of age movie: "Mum, can I go to my frie-" "HOW DARE YOU HAVE FRIENDS. DID I C… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
If my niece keeps asking me the definition of words, we're both going to realise how stupid I am pretty quickly
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
I'm pretty sure everybody sleeps next to two boxes of crackers, a packet of chips, and a box of cookies. Sad part i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
The way this ball tampering is taking over Aussie news is ridiculous. It's not an episode of The Bachelor.
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
My dad watched BIG but missed the beginning. He told us, "BIG was a great movie but I don't understand why he turned into a boy in the end?"
October 29th 2017
@natalietran
sometimes I feel young and then google bombards me with ads for family cruises
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Every fucking day since that video I have received an email saying how my video was made to hurt Asian men. That wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
Fraking spelling mistakes. I'm too old for this
June 17th 2018
@natalietran
I've been such an utter and abhorrent idiot the past couple of months. Anyone I talked to tried to warn me too so n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Without being dramatic, I'd sell all of you for a tray of ripe australian mangoes
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
bottas!!
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
New hobby: Meeting people and saying, "That's a cute name. I think I might name my boat that."
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Guess who got the other and also loves it ;) #blessed twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
Met a woman today who said she had 'a lover' She was as hot as you imagine someone who uses the word 'lover' to be
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
It's awful when hugs don't make people feel better. All you can do is let them cry while they say, "Stop touching me. I don't know you" :(
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Even in VR my poor eyesight is a problem pic.twitter.com/8BLUOJd1iG
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought that by this age I'd have been to at least one party where someone asked for a secret password to get in.
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Attractive people get a lot of things already. Do they really need to pull off oversized sweaters so well too?
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
<3 @RowanJones_ and our nieces having some fun pic.twitter.com/Wt83QiDUn8
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
A friend bought me cupcakes and when I asked why they replied 'because when people like you, they're nice to you. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks to @ScreenAustralia for sending me to @mip next week with awesome creators like @veritasium @nickboshier @ConnorVanV and @mychonny
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: Who’s going to drive while we’re in LA? I’ve never driven there before. Me: Don’t worry. I’ve driven there… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! >> For People Who Skip Ads << youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm thinking about finally entering an Elvis Tribute Artist Contest. Has anybody entered one? Anyone? *echo* Anyone? Anyone? I'm serious
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
casual photo we took on a beautiful walk in the mountains #blessed #messyhairdontcare pic.twitter.com/NWFNKOFIzM
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
please, please, just go away this week and be next Thursday already twitter.com/FallonTonight/…
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
Just found a cd I once lent a friend. Their house was robbed and she brought the cd back and said, "they took all our cds but left this."
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I'm Asian. Whenever people tell me to keep my shoes on inside their house I have an existential crisis.
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Ain't nothing like some good old human trafficking twitter.com/smh/status/833…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
votes by terrified idiots impressed by this stunt > every terrible consequence that comes along with this kind of behaviour #borderforce
May 8th 2017
@natalietran
pfft. @RowanJones_ and I do that whenever our table gets called a restaurant twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
Someone had to make these. Next time I get annoyed and think, "why am I doing this?" I'll remember this picture. twitter.com/UniversalPicsA…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Part of me hopes that when Obama comes back from his vacation he goes to his inbox and clicks on a website flash sale email or something.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
My parents keep getting sent bill looking "ads" by car insurance companies that present as a bill with due date etc. It's outrageous.
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @malonebarry : Well done to the Guardian for leading with Somalia this morning. Clear it should be the biggest story in the world. https:…
September 22nd 2015
@natalietran
whenever I scroll through different Fonts I feel like a King surveying his court jesters “Go on, impress me. Show me what you can do”
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying to comments on my last video for the next hour if you hop on now *May type with two fingers
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @russellcrowe : One of the worlds biggest stars ?? What year is this? I think I’m lost . Hope I can find their number . Hope Pete the int…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I like how not liking religion is "disappointing" and "ignorant" and for some reason means I can't differentiate religion and terrorism.
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Aren't we all just a little scared that next they'll announce that we're building a giant wall? We are, aren't we?
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
It should be illegal for kangaroos to not come over and hug you pic.twitter.com/lTb1LlKYRL
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
After ordering pizza on the phone, I habitually ended the conversation with "I love you" The pizza guy paused and… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
get in line twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
Whatever the rest of their story was the first few seconds of this, when the camera catches Daniel watching Jacquel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't know what this program is that everyone uses to do that black line but black line "omg" back at you! twitter.com/JulienSolomita…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
*28-29 I've been OK
May 23rd 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FJEdjWgxkd
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
thanks, dad pic.twitter.com/qWxethE8w4
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
so I have some vids to film now but after the longer than usual gap, is it weird to not address the gap? Do I do a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
Apologies for the rant before. Anger gets us nowhere. That was really stupid of me. All deleted. Time for 1am toasted sandwich
November 13th 2017
@natalietran
A stranger tried to help guide me while I reverse parked my car. I decided I would not trust his judgement but woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the confidence of a much smarter person
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Always a fangirl of @nashedgerton whose film @gringomovie is out in cinemas! Check it out! pic.twitter.com/m3y1K3oYjD
June 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Had a great chat with dad today. His father was arrested and killed for being on one end of politics and my dad was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
You make me wish I knew how to dance well
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah I'm healthy. I ate a chobani yoghurt last week.
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
Family with kids born in Australia woken up and given ten minutes to pack before being taken to detention centre fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
This week's vid: The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << if you missed it. If not: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasssaabbiii
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Guns, hey.
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
I prefer to take all my life advice from the quotes attractive people post.
August 18th 2018
@natalietran
Education is one of the most powerful and beneficial things a society can offer its people. It's a win for everybod… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Eek loved watching Iris as Arya on the new season of #LoveOnNetflix Beautiful acting
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I keep thinking the 90s was ten years ago. Scrap what I just wrote. I'm scared of all young people
September 21st 2016
@natalietran
If only 18 year old me could see me now, reading pizza pamphlets for 5 minutes and sticking them on the fridge with free chemist magnets
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
My heart is with those in Sweden #staysafe pic.twitter.com/3rWeM1TGbT
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who don't like cake
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
they're wonderful! twitter.com/sAME__dIFF/sta…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, Instagram, I get it. Fit people can wear bikinis confidently in photos. I bet deep down they're unhappy though. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT?
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
This is the best camera test video I've ever seen twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
March 18th 2018
@natalietran
because women are dogs twitter.com/YuanSerenaP/st…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, website, time out. I’m too cheap to buy anything anyway.
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Last season I was f1 tipping with @JonathanBatten on twitter which was a lot of fun so if you want to join in (sorr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Is there a job where you get to just look at photos of cats and cry all day?
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi world. Please forward message that I too could also use some company. Thanks in advance. twitter.com/NoahCentUpdate…
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
I read some of my script for my next video to my mum yesterday. She laughed and said, "you wear that same shirt every time you come over"
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through rice, laundry powder, peanut butter, coconut cream, pasta, and some easter goodies for delivery W… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
email from dad pic.twitter.com/89OCtH0FNe
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
And then @IISuperwomanII gets even more (sesame) street creed "Every bird tweets" - Big bird pic.twitter.com/qQsFvzDA3D
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
#firstsevenjobs normal person cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
You can’t apply lip balm without looking like a jerk
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
There are people out there attracted to women who eat peanut butter out of the jar while editing youtube videos, right? RIGHT?
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair that people like Nick Cave are touched by love and then produce incredible songs like Into My Arms… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
wonderful!
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been a spy but I have been able to look at a price tag without the sales assistant noticing
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
The most unrealistic thing about movies is that people find parking spots
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
. @margaretcho is in town soon and here's where you can get tickets twitter.com/margaretcho/st…
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
If I'm ever single again I'm going to go to the closest shopping plaza, find a man in a demo massage chair, and accept he's probably my type
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Greens leader Richard Di Natale: "The reality is this 'it's OK to be white' slogan has got a long history in the white su…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
getting older is being horny but also being too tired to do anything about it
November 6th 2017
@natalietran
too many feelings
June 29th 2015
@natalietran
How to handle a Mezze plate: 1. Try all the dips 2. Go back to Hummus 3. Everyone just wants the Hummus
June 19th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to those affected by the awful *terrorist* attack in Charleston. What a reminder that racism has continued/will continue to breed
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
If I could go back and tell my younger self once piece of useful advice I probably wouldn’t. I was a massive loser who couldn't be saved.
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
I want to prove Netflix wrong when it predicts I won't like a film. Then I remember it told me I'd hate Indecent Proposal. And it was right.
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
hmm... theguardian.com/australia-news…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
final one for today- made a donation gift instead of the usual at @Camp_Quality campquality.org.au/donate go on, you know you want to
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
If I think I can see a face in an inanimate object, everybody is going to hear about it
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Frak. Just realised you can just look up the gif of the hot moments in a film. This is excellent. Excuse this threa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
I don't leave my house often but when I do, it's to go to the zoo with Will Smith instagram.com/p/BeFLK48HHUE/… pic.twitter.com/aTzbkUH5zE
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
person: Are you crying? me: No tears: ... so are we staying or are we not staying? What the fuck is going on?
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
Why put liquorice in a mix of otherwise pleasant lollies? Why? Because you're the devil?
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @helytimes : Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are the original Jim and Pam
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Oh man that start to the race. Come on!
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, hair conditioner, I'm looking at you to really turn things around for me
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
one great mind looking for another I'll throw @nashedgerton into the mix as my suggestion. He has some great track… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I pretend to be writing down a phone number while on the phone, I commend myself on my fantastic acting skills.
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
A headline serves a purpose. If you share articles online you surely understand the way these headlines are consume… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
how wonderful! congrats! twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
and when I say stuff I mean baby photos. Because that's the best I looked igg.me/at/p4a2014
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << This week's new vid in case you missed it. pic.twitter.com/FEVKAWMqJM
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
you don't know my life pic.twitter.com/LjIreIroIg
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
The way people write on the internet has me shook?
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
David's stuff always makes me smile twitter.com/thedavidferrie…
October 6th 2016
@natalietran
My sister gave me a sticker book as a joke. My niece asked to use some. I said sure. Then I went home and peeled them off and put them back.
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
... um Sure twitter.com/foreverfiinn/s…
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
Happy birthday to one of my favourite people, @mjhawley x pic.twitter.com/Zc3w3c6ofh
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @TaghiniaAmir : Guys on Manus are digging well to find water. #Australia wake up. #Australia people are dying in your name. @PeterDutton_…
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
Did people in high school really throw house parties when their parents were away? I'd invite a friend over and eat packet pasta.
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
She penned a reminder to remove the catseat before she offered a ride next time.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
This is probably the best summary of how I feel about the name. We haven't heard anything to suggest even the ackno… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
iquwhdasda21fjsn housing is expensive. Its pricing has increased at a rate higher than income. BUT STOP EATING BRUNCH ANYWAY. Just. Stop.
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Me: I'll start baking the cake now Clock: It's 12am! You won't finish until at least 3 Me: No, I'll finish before then 3am: Wassup
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
what a fun and amazing day! Especially the part where @BethanyMota forced @davidblaine into the water for 10 minutes twitter.com/tyleroakley/st…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Australia. The country having a postal vote to decide if gay people should have rights. How is this happening
March 8th 2015
@natalietran
loving this guy, @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/l8CVwJiEPn
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I love when people suggest men of fighting age shouldn't be refugees. Think of anybody you love and wish them into a place of danger.
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
nom nom nom pic.twitter.com/sbmrrjy6Oa
February 21st 2015
@natalietran
touching visit to Bastogne and the war museum today and then ending the night in Luxembourg pic.twitter.com/Vhr3NvbTzq
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey! Congrats to @ronnychieng ! His show Ronny Chieng: International Student debuts today on @ComedyCentral 11.3… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Gah so excited. *slaps a stranger for no reason* 8:30 tonight on Foxtel! Do it! #MrInBetween #FOXshowcase #showcase… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
A teenager with abs called me 'madam' pic.twitter.com/ir5FMLoX68
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @angryasianman : Who is this? I will follow her. pic.twitter.com/k56TlFukbT
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
#2012vs2018 slightly longer hair but the same pic.twitter.com/K5D6ukEYCw
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
I'm sorry for having said mansplaining. It must be awful to have people judge you because of your gender. I'm sorry.
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Yay! New @blackmirror trailer! If you haven't seen it, do! My favourites are S2E1 youtu.be/ld9m8Xrpko0 <3 & S1E3 youtu.be/Sw3GIR70HAY
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it feels like athletes play sports like they don’t give a fuck about your fantasy tipping comp
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
When they say comfortable with Vietnamese I hope they mean comfortable living at home with your parents til you're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << No Plans On New Years Eve? How To (not) Celebrate pic.twitter.com/aq605Uri22
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Don't know if it's the Indian food or the Indian food but I think I'm falling in love with the delivery guy
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
love Sydney during Vivid twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
and they say the internet can't make you feel happy twitter.com/CNN/status/885…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
This place is for couples. No worries pic.twitter.com/4KOjVOpFnn
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
We even had tickets to the game and accom booked. That's more commitment I give than when I tell my parents I "might" come over to dinner.
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
My boyfriend is real. He goes to school at the Bowling Green Massacre
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks. Because you can't. It's impossible
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
At some point buying sunglasses started to become a task too complicated for my skill set
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
In constant fear the doctor will tell me I have scurvy
January 31st 2016
@natalietran
Listen, GPS, we aren't all ballers. Avoid toll roads unless we're in the car with someone we need to impress.
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
never agree to disagree
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
sorry, I know a lot of you were born in the 90s and 00s. I'm just bitter because now exciting for me is when someone makes me a cup of tea
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Good morning @thetomska pic.twitter.com/7W5KenT8C0
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
I hate whe you get a haircut and it doesn't completely transform your face into a new one
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
" @RowanJones_ : @natalietran read the room facebook" Sorry, can't hear you because I was in one photo with my head cropped off
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
over tea with dad: dad: Nobody can make you feel anything, Nat. me: I don't know if that's true dad: Even if you gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
Just filming some last bits then editing then aussie upload times so new vid up later this afternoon!
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, running late but new vid will be up later today pic.twitter.com/aXrD4Sh1nS
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm watching Elvis Impersonator videos tonight. Cool cool
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I should be disgusted that I found a candy wrapper in bed but all it did was make me remember eating the candy in bed AND HOW GREAT THAT WAS
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
it's all 'nice to meet you' until they actually meet you
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
If you're like me, preheat a gross tofu sausage and bring it so you can join in. But really, long lines for the chance to vote? Worth it.
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
WE'RE GETTING A DOG. Need to tell as many people as possible
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Let’s skip the fake politeness, Belinda, you know why I’m here. I want the same burger I’ve ordered every day this week.
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ArifHRLC : Days after our Gov was found responsible for the preventable death of a 24yrs old refugee, on Manus a man with a broken leg i…
August 24th 2017
@natalietran
Sydney personal trainer recommendations? Preferably someone who can get results with no work. Last part not a joke.
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
where you sit on the political landscape. votecompass.abc.net.au and chickennation.com/2013/08/18/you… pic.twitter.com/Wh15oa68KE
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I got shown how to do a real sit-up. NOPE
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : I've uploaded a video to YouTube where my cat teaches me the secret to picking up! youtu.be/S9snaj93aJU http://t.co/fdj…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Really looking forward to hitting puberty
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, ramblings from fb, but this is something we should be able to talk about simply. facebook.com/doctors4refuge… pic.twitter.com/WQLIb4fwpo
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Kicking off my Melbourne @micomfestival festival shows tonight! 7pm, Town Hall.
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
Finding it very hard to find a good friend these days. Very few people will be loyal, reliable, be able to crack yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Very excited for this! If you're in Aus my handsome asian friend @ronnychieng 's new series starts tonight! Trailer:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I have so many bad things to say about religion and the fact that religion is being used as a wall to hide behind when voting No is so sad
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
getting really tired of not having a friend with a private boat or plane
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Apologies. Meant to link the article, not just the picture of the protest. Impossible to listen to this and not be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
It's late and not so good but new vid uploading today soon! pic.twitter.com/v2WZhFnWnS
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AFPgraphics : More than 410,000 Rohingya have fled violence in Myanmar. Videographic in EN u.afp.com/4amu & FR https://t.co/yuJ…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nytimes : Can Bach save the world? Yo-Yo Ma hopes so. nyti.ms/2OjFZWf
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I can't stop thinking about Sylvanian Families. I used to dream about them when I was a kid youtube.com/watch?v=8tVG8s…… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry guys, been guilty of making a monumental series of poor decisions lately. The idea of editing a video with my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
watching @smosh the movie with niece & nephew Me:aw are we watching this together because I make vids? kids:No.Because you have iTunes money
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. I randomly message poor @ronnychieng every now and then out of nowhere with excitement about this movie. twitter.com/Fandango/statu…
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just heard a word spoken that I’ve never known how to pronounce, having only ever seen it in writing before today.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
That last tweet implied I usually have people over. That's misleading
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
We get it, Dustin. You're fit. twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/auyzRgKjGm
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot shake that the intellectual folk in Boston who started 'OK' as a joke about misspelt slang were unknowingly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2016
@natalietran
Show me a man with good handwriting
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope the US Election wins Best Motion Picture – Drama #GoldenGlobes
May 13th 2017
@natalietran
Instagram makes me feel like humans are just mannequins for brands.
January 12th 2016
@natalietran
Looking through old family photos with my dad and geez I was a sulky bastard teenager. Me: Dad, was I a dickhead? Dad: You were emotional.
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Don't worry, pants. Elastic band may have died on us but I'm here until the end. The very end.
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
They turned one of my favourite aussie films into a tv show! Yay Scott and @nashedgerton xx twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
November 24th 2016
@natalietran
how fucking good are mangoes
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
New favourite hobby: Buying people better presents than their partners
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
for how long each time? twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
writing a video to film tomorrow and I'm so excited! How long has it been? A week? Multiplied by 10?
November 14th 2016
@natalietran
My local grocery store has a lot of footage of me buying bread at midnight
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @Carols10cents : 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
hey! It's Derek @veritasium on the desk tonight! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
one of the places they filmed the bbc version of pride and prejudice! Be careful. This photo is an aphrodisiac pic.twitter.com/nMz6NGxtWZ
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
my postman sees me in my underwear more than we'd both like
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
I've never run a marathon but I have checked my voicemail
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Trying to scoop ice cream out of the container when my partner walks in and says, "That's the hardest I've seen you work all year"
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
favourite tweet? twitter.com/cher/status/80…
February 10th 2016
@natalietran
I saw a dog wearing a diamond studded collar being carried down the street while its owner hand fed it cake. I don't care if aliens invade.
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Back in my day there weren't any Youtube tutorials because none of us knew how to do anything. That's why we were on Youtube.
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
when your amazing friends make you hilariously awesome presents. Thanks @tim_dunlop pic.twitter.com/ZBoqB7gIvL
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're keen to check it out youtube.com/jodiefox Entrapenesuuuooer superstar
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jrhennessy : @natalietran I'll be at the preview screening and I'll be constantly emitting a low pitched hum and screaming in the loud b…
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a jacket. A young woman wearing the same one saw me. So great, cackling and making someone question their taste.
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
[packing suitcase] me: I'll pack a dress in case I go out dress: haha you don’t go out! me: ha I don't dress: You’r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
nobody fucking gets it
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
To all Australians reading about the #MuslimBan don't forget about the camps we are currently putting people in. The camps where people die
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
amazing twitter.com/HumansOfLate/s…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Whoever keeps selling my mum new sim cards, I am going to find you.
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
It's like nobody remembers Xena and Gabrielle pic.twitter.com/wqv01YffO6
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
holy sexy picture twitter.com/BenMendelsohn_…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
That's a lie. I needed to change my top 8 friends. 6/8 hate me now. How do I add Mariah Carey on this thing?
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
Oops! Sorry! there were a few mistakes in that vid. I'll have to reupload. Sorry Sorry X
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is just not being able to watch new movies by yourself
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
I've figured out my equivalent of wanting to date a supermodel. I want every man to be Quinn from Homeland.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
People who exercise in their lunch breaks need less to live for
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
text exchange with best friend while planning a trip pic.twitter.com/Bs5qzUdK1T
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
It confounds me that people think it's appropriate to be so late to appointments. It's entirely rude. I always make… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! Get ready for some average!
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
We did a cooking class and the chef was hilarious saying things like ‘so when you cook yourself dinner during the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I write my autobiography, I will name this part of my life the “Googled mixed race babies for hours” chapter.
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
so good twitter.com/ScientistMel/s…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
best kind of delivery to wake up to. Thank you! Almost x pic.twitter.com/FyJx7AoE8T
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
No worries, mum. I get it. You've got friends. You go out. Whatever. pic.twitter.com/uRsDy3e5OY
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: going to instagram accounts of models and commenting "Everyone says we look like sisters!"
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
and I'm eligible to enter the Miss Australia contests but mate, I don't like our chances twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
August 21st 2015
@natalietran
if you're interested twitter.com/pond5/status/6…
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
If Santa were single, he'd be a pretty good catch. Stable job, owns a factory, has a sweet ride, likes kids, celebrity profile...
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Difference: No campaigners feel victimised yet hold all the power and deny others equal rights. The Yes text asks people for equal rights.
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Just disgusting. m.smh.com.au/federal-politi…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
five years today twitter.com/natalietran/st…
December 22nd 2014
@natalietran
happy birthday to my wonderful @DustinParkerCa X
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Verified on twitter! I'm now a real person! I imagine this is exactly the same feeling as winning gold at the Olympics. Thanks @chrisledlin
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry! I should add, if you're in a same sex relationship that also shares the white/asian dynamic in Sydney, I'd love to hear from you too
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
was lucky enough to finally watch @raychenviolin play this week (and meet @TwoSetViolin ) Here's a link to one of Ra… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
Playing Catan and nobody wanted to trade my hug for some ore :( pic.twitter.com/Oj1xkk82l3
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
Think positive. Yes, you got catfished but also, someone out there was replying to your texts and emails promptly.
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
classic power move, @ASIMO Where did you learn that move, The Game? pic.twitter.com/FokvAKmz13
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
October 2nd 2016
@natalietran
GO big sporting event that's happening tonight! Do it! Do sports!
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
In case you missed it, tomorrow is @zedtown in Syd - a huge zombie nerf war my amazing friend Andrew is running!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
This week I join myself on my own podcast
August 17th 2015
@natalietran
yeah no worries, I'll be on the edge of all the wide angle group photos. I did feel my face should be wider
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what time travel is like but I have missed a step while walking down stairs and that's some crazy shit
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
+ hope you're happy and well
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
If being a cat lady were a job, if be a CEO
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Looking forward to this one.
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Cargo pants really convinced me they were going to be hip forever.
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour knows my name and I don't know theirs. The stress never goes away, kids.
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
The emails I'm getting from my parents lately are really upsetting me because they're the kind of emails you send t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2015
@natalietran
Doing a puzzle at 12.15am watching 30 rock. Then they make a joke about people doing puzzles in their time off pic.twitter.com/3nU0H1Gnyj
August 2nd 2016
@natalietran
The models in posters at optometrists really give you false hope
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Life is at a good point when you feel really emotionally connected to the guy on the phone helping you with your electricity bill.
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Yay our #ASRCTelethon is trending, all organic baby!!! Call 1300 692 772 and #donate for #Worldrefugeeday2017 https://t.co/ow0w…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
To my friends in the LGBT community, I'm so sorry about how particularly awful this time must be. Hopefully this to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Just realised I'm turning 31 this year. Things are not looking good for my become a 30 Under 30 person dream.
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
what twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
The best of friends get into bed with you to keep you company while you edit all night. I have no idea who this is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being tall
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
I wish carbs loved me like I love them
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps I'm the token Asian friend but all my non-asian friends want to watch Crazy Rich Asians with me... but ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
Thoroughly enjoying the messages I'm getting from friends after they watch MI pic.twitter.com/KoJYBEVQoa
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
Loving all the backlash for the nsw transport promo video. Especially that coming people who I know have been involved in promos before
April 21st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I make my bed I feel like I've eaten a healthy breakfast, done some yoga, and invented stuff
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
gah. Just started listening to @GreatDebates69 with @helytimes , @DaveKingThing , and @danorionmedina and am loving it. Check it out!
December 14th 2017
@natalietran
Had such awful vertigo today the doctor better tell me a fucking wizard put a spell on me
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
... twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
I love that in tv shows, people’s enemies are good looking members of the opposite sex. Mine is the old lady at the bakery who judges me.
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
kid: I didn't win a trophy me: Life's not about winning kid: I know, it's about trying me: What? No. Kid, when you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
70% of my time socialising is spent having people tell me I put my shirt on inside out
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Printer, nobody has this many problems. Just chill. Be positive.
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
come over here and love me
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Borders are imaginary lines created by humans. Don’t let cruelness fool you into thinking such manmade constructs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Nope. pic.twitter.com/RYGaQ5uz6u
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne peeps! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
sad about the outcome but good game tonight @SydneyKings ! Plus, got to kiss the lion. pic.twitter.com/Bs6RW2plVi
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I could be mates with any of the people in this slurpee queue
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AJENews : For updates on: Tunisia: aje.io/gps9 Kuwait: aje.io/jqdz France: aje.io/ctlq http://t.co/qa…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
You can tell how hot a woman is by the number of photos on a boat she on Instagram
January 31st 2018
@natalietran
It is ridiculous and hurtful how all my friends who I've asked to watch the animal hoarding show on netflix have ig… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
A bunch of awesome people are trying to get in my pants and I welcome it. That or they're going to kill me and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, perhaps the last tweets were too subtle. ** Why are you supporting a fight of a man guilty of domestic violence?** HE PUNCHES WOMEN
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
!! Got to meet the people from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even be in an ep! @DaveKingThing @helytimes pic.twitter.com/A4HEYdr2FV
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
I found a plane NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
My favourite part of any Youtube tutorial is the part where I scream "IT DIDN'T WORK??" at the screen
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have been sending mum daily vitamin videos. Today I sent this as a joke. She wrote back "NO. MUST KEEP IN MOUTH" Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
black mirror pitch: It's 2065. Someone figures out how to hang up Skype calls without the awkward 5 seconds looking for the hang up button
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
massive hypocrite because I wrote some tweets about it but regret them and they're gone now, but let's not cause mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Usher’s song Love in This Club has the lyrics: You ever made love to a thug In the club with his sights on '87 jea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Couldn't even write a joke about the beautiful women on Instagram who keep getting flown to Dubai because I'm getting old and I worry.
November 29th 2016
@natalietran
You can't stand in someone's kitchen without having to ask "Where's your bin?" Stop hiding your bins
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Person: I like liquorice Society: burn them. They are a witch.
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
oh, Scott, we have to intro you to some more aussies. But really, @ABCTV , renew @tonightly twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoy comparing a parent's love for their child with my love for my cat
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
ooft going through my old uni transcripts and I don't know what was happening with this 94 mark but I obviously ban… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Again, if you're in other cities, you can check out locations here. @Drs4Refugees rallies today twitter.com/Drs4Refugees/s…
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I'll keep you posted. You'll ignore but I. will. keep. you. posted.
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
You can do better. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't even come outside and ask who you were and why you were always following him home.
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, he’s got work early tomorrow, and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
wow! washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…
February 11th 2016
@natalietran
If only Australians were as passionate about other issues like we are about drinking curfews
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Had someone run into the back of my car (everybody's fine) but gosh it bothers me that people's concern is for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 4th 2015
@natalietran
for any budding playwrights out there twitter.com/SydneyTheatreC…
June 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just found an old Ecard I sent to myself. So I guess that's who sends Ecards.
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
and here is a picture of @ingridnilsen just casually listening to snoop dog pic.twitter.com/FZwLpINUvU
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Fine, let's fall in love or whatever
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries New Vid >> youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 << Like you wouldn't be tempted pic.twitter.com/zOqOpRKAPY
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Thing is, if you're a woman, outcomes like these don't surprise you because you've witnessed this sort of behaviour… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 5th 2016
@natalietran
So heartbreakingly awful and an example of how desperate most people are when they make that journey twitter.com/smh/status/750…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
aw love these two twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
babies with too much hair make me feel weird but happy
February 10th 2018
@natalietran
everyone should get a Jim Halpert
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: any side effects? Me: I've lost my appetite Doctor: what are you eating? Me: I've had pancakes every mornin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so early with this but managed to actually film yesterday and today so might upload tomorrow! Only 2 days late. Plus 21.
November 12th 2016
@natalietran
I've never robbed a bank but I've sat in a car parked illegally while waiting for someone and I think it feels the same
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I love standing next to people who have just showered. There’s this strange scent of warmth off them and a gorgeous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RuthHRLC : Australia is one of the few countries on earth that continues to imprison primary school aged children. All Australian gove…
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't let me work near your activations. Opposite of sponsored. #dddaustralia pic.twitter.com/sa2QYARFox
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! I'm on two panels at @SydWritersFest if you feel like coming along! swf.org.au/program/swf201… swf.org.au/program/swf201…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Such lies. You never call me 'Natalie' despite knowing that I'd prefer it. twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
estimated income of two US household incomes on an episode of your WEB show and weeks to edit ONE episode and you don’t have the monetary
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to learn how to braid and then everybody I know is going to let me braid their hair.
April 16th 2016
@natalietran
I know they're just trying to help but whenever I try to follow any yoga or pilates instructor, I call them a 'crazy bitch' pretty quickly
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I could mass email an apology to everyone who knew me from ages 13-27. Bring on my 30s. I'm way too lazy to be such an arse
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The hair elastic is a woman's watch
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can't figure out what the punishment was in Beauty and the Beast. He becomes an awesome beast who still wears cloth… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Proof that I filmed this time. Proof of the sexiness you have been saved from. pic.twitter.com/gcu7uDHnWq
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
The fragility is offensive twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
will remember this for my next remote mountain trek, camping trip, or deep-sea dive twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VP : All marriages at their root are about love. In America, our laws now recognize that simple truth. #LoveWins today & we couldn't be …
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
yes pic.twitter.com/Aby6AUeUWg
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
Some early reviews of my latest upload. Watch it here >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/ChIpycjVuv
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
terribly sad twitter.com/CNN/status/100…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Despite all the hype, no stranger has offered me candy?
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
It ends today. So much stress, Jon! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : While @ASRC1 lawyers do all they can to do 850+ refugees applications by Oct 1 u can help #KeepThemSafe by Donating: https://t.…
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
When do you ever go up to the birthday card section and not feel like you're picking the least awful card?
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
love emails from my dad pic.twitter.com/920fCraOKG
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
This song utterly destroys me. Breaks my heart into a million devastated pieces. *turns volume up and hits repeat*
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
what all frame default photos should be. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's exhausting pretending to exercise for a full 20 minutes
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, final one- it is genuinely hard for some people to save and buy housing. Remember that when you complain about not being able to
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Thinking of taking mum and dad to Rotorua in New Zealand. Any recommendations on where to stay in the area?
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can't get over these Hemingway and Dietrich letters... and they weren't even lovers. “What do you really want to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
confirmation that the takeaway place has received my order is my favourite genre of text message
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have received many requests to bring back shows including Art Attack! The Ferals, Round The Twist, as well as poach… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha love this. Agree with @raychenviolin . Don't trust people who don't like the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto instagram.com/p/Boq371qDg2F/…
September 4th 2016
@natalietran
Happy Father's Day to all you now-very-sexy-because-of-my-age-and-stage-of-life fathers out there!
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Scrabble with Safran ep1. You know it's great when both you and @JohnSafran show up with Scrabble sets. pic.twitter.com/HN0Du4DLD1
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
The romantic in me hates this but the practical part of me appreciates this quote "Those items are mine and he cann… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
at some point, everybody goes through a loyalty points addiction
September 29th 2017
@natalietran
because look what happens twitter.com/natalietran/st…
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @JoshButler : The AFP have confirmed to SBS that officers are on Manus assisting in a "liaison" role at the centre - despite no powers in…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You can also call if you hate me as well. 20th of June I'll be in Melbourne with @ASRC1 for their telethon taking… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I'm loving the @FIAformulaE races, lots of fun. Can't wait to see how it develops.
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
This headline has a bigger twist than The Sixth Sense twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
Every time someone tells me a food eating record, I immediately respond, "I could beat that"
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
Premiere Pro, buddy, mate, pal, just keep crashing and I'll show you what a real serious error looks like
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
People get so weird when you hold their baby and sob hysterically?
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
My gps is being very existentially comforting lately "You have arrived" "You made it"
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
More than 5 ingredients? Cya later, recipe.
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/yz2iWPAMxk
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
I spend my entire afternoons just counting down until dinner
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Asked my niece for a slice of her apple. She licked it to claim ownership. Kid, if you think a lick is going to st… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
Great. Like the world hasn't already been divided enough. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
To their credit, crazy people seem to have fantastic access to skywriters
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
need friends who are ok to just lie in bed and watch the pride and prejudice miniseries with me until we die
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, I wouldn't usually share 'I just donated' stuff but it's nice to remember what your money can do, especially with all the gift giving
December 25th 2014
@natalietran
eating Ferrero Rochers like a rich bitch
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
There's a lot of crazy news these days so to add to it, they now sell Sour Patch Kids in larger quantities. pic.twitter.com/CrG21oGWnK
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
palpable
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 @benabrahammusic and @gnash gnash - dear insecurity ft. ben abraham youtube.com/watch?v=oLmYZS…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/77Msj8bDWM
July 20th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so upsetting when celebrity couples break up and don’t call to tell me personally. I have to find out online like a complete stranger.
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
how nice are my friends. pic.twitter.com/iN2OGjLNN5
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
My mother always told me that there were enough strangers in the world who would pay you compliments and tell you t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @smh : Nicole Cartwright was found dead in a Sydney park with her hands bound together and a restraint collar fixed around her neck. Poli…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
So many talented people on the @tonightly team and it's a shame to see this happen to a show where so much aussie c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I don't watch Game of Thrones but was the last ep as scary and gross as watching Scott Morrison talk on the abc coverage?
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
She's six now! Someone please invent something really quickly to stop her from getting any older but also allow fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2015
@natalietran
15 year old me was wrong. I did lose my Legolas bookmark one day.
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
Porridge with brown sugar, get over here
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
Here's a vid of my/our 10 year BBQ! >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/OzZqIFNYXE
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @orlander_ruming : Twelve-year-old Kiana went #missing at about 8pm last night from an address in Wylandra Street, #Dubbo. If you've seen…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Oh god twitter.com/nicchristensen…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
would not be betting on this team in Amazing Race twitter.com/smh/status/925…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
How wonderful are libraries? One of the few refuges where anybody is welcome to just be, read, learn, and not buy. pic.twitter.com/uu77R1Hrm8
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Can You Ignore Multiple Sneezes? >> youtube.com/watch?v=3Z_Eqp… << Three strikes and you're out pic.twitter.com/FbPlWbZURE
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
F1, I've missed you
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
No thanks, person who cares about me. I prefer to take all my advice from sponsored posts online.
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Also, you know how terrible the health and education systems are in the US? Think about that when ours keep getting pushed that way.
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
So interesting reading about how influencers are ruining things/not real celebrities. Think about how shitty the idea of celebrity is at all
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Matt's great! Always love watching him! Even when he's not on stage! Even when he thinks nobody is watching because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
It's been one of those days *plays peter andre's Mysterious Girl*
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : The 5th anniversary of the Australian government depositing people in misery & suffering on isolated Pacific islands at…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
concerned that a lot of my fantasies would have right wing twitter accounts I'd block
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
Would Hillary have fired you? I don't know. What do you think about not knowing. I. don't. know.
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
My friend and I accidentally booked ourselves into an incredibly romantic ranch and now I don't know if I should pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
I've genuinely offered to kill people for my best friend. That is friendship.
May 18th 2015
@natalietran
ordering @Vegemite online at 2am because I'm that upset I forgot to pack it
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
I work on my high fives constantly in case I become a pro basketball player
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @thedavidferrier : Hi! follow my Insta for new cartoons pretty much every day! Love, David. Instagram.com/davidferrierca… https://t.co/vQfDWL…
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
trying to replace some of our stolen stuff but dollar's a bit nuts. Anybody edit vid on non mac laptops? long projects on premiere. recs?
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the intention of an attractive, redheaded assistant in a tv show with whom you share lots of witty banter
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
A guy at work is on the phone organising a house party for tonight. I honestly didn't know this stuff happened in real life.
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who use speakerphone. Everybody should have secrets.
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
just let me warm my feet under you
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
well done twitter.com/bechillcomedia…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Of course the Billie Holiday version is incredible but I forgot about this cover on Herbie Hancock's album. So love… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
I say this to the empty chair opposite me ALL. THE. TIME. twitter.com/james_trenowet…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
yes twitter.com/NayukaGorrie/s…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
First impressions can be wrong but the man waiting in the checkout line in front of me has a basket with just lollies so I think I'm in love
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
too many babies in grocery stores with smokers cough
February 24th 2018
@natalietran
Internet provider, I'm about to start my one sided online relationship with Michael B Jordan. Get ready for a lot of downloads.
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
Happy New Years Eve! For those without plans >>youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << new vid if you missed it.
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
You know what, care label? I WILL machine wash this shirt. Because I'm wild. And I live dangerously.
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
tag a friend who tag viral social media
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
You can also donate via sites like @DirectRelief like I just did. It takes so little time to help: directrelief.org/category/emerg…
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
origami instructions are a scam
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
INT. OFFICE. CLEARLY AFTERNOON. The phone rings. Natalie, 32, meant to be working, ignores the call. Credits.
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adilray : Those who point fingers of blame to Muslims and immigrants and those that prop them up as columnists, pundits or programme gue…
January 10th 2015
@natalietran
lots of love to everyone. hope you're all happy
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
At some point humans cared more about other humans than convenience, right? twitter.com/verge/status/1…
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
Yes please. More celebrities in your government
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
Making some travel vids in Europe oh so soon. If you've got any recommendations of cool places to visit or things to do let me know!
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @HughdeKretser : If you haven’t already, please donate to help us reach our target for our Change This Appeal. hrlc.secure.force.com Hu…
October 24th 2017
@natalietran
At what point in life do you start understanding what customised license plates are meant to say?
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Today my neighbour caught me ducking behind a parked car trying to avoid him. Life is mean.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
ohmygodohmygodohmygod twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
a large part of being a cat lady is spending your time talking to bags on the floor that you think are the cat
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I really hope Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio spend as much time googling my relationships as I did theirs
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
Happy Vegan Day! Being vegetarian's been swell but today I'm switching to a vegan diet. Diet first then with new purchases once
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
Denying people the right to get married is the opposite of love and respect. Just say you don't want people to hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
Romantically, the idea of someone walking you home is nice. What happens after though? You move home so nobody know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for Wonder Woman. Before her I didn't have a super good looking, fit, multilingual, woman who can braid her own hair to look up to
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @lenoretaylor : This is scandalous...Great Barrier Reef: forest three times size of ACT cleared in past five years theguardian.com/environment/20…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Done. I'm writing Crazy Impossible Missions pic.twitter.com/bMQFXc3VCr
February 25th 2016
@natalietran
There was something poetic about floating on my back in the leisure lane at the pool for an hour while fit people did laps around me
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
The amount of people I've had tell me I'm really nice/smart/well spoken for someone who grew up where I did is ridi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
When God created people he decided that people can either breed cats or make legitimate looking website. There is no both.
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
I even took a rest and just watched movies on other people's screens for a while. Anyhow, will try to film tomorrow! X
August 28th 2016
@natalietran
Clothes tags showing. The enemy of looking like you have your shit together.
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
This is crazy. I did this today too twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
I really enjoy looking at photos of models and saying, "I just don't see it"
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
A girl at school had one of these and we all thought she was the coolest pic.twitter.com/Gmkcalycv4
March 10th 2015
@natalietran
I decided to go vegetarian at the start of the year and today mum made me vegetarian pho. Best. pic.twitter.com/hF9zhqDO3W
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly fighting urge to kidnap twins, put them in separate rooms, and ask many questions.
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Meet some of the 37 babies facing homelessness and hunger as Dutton & Turnbull try to starve families to go back to Nauru. http…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Also I lost a key to a postbox 10 years ago and was too scared to tell them. It eats at me every day. I wish I were joking
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I would like to order all the pasta please Waiter: what does that mean? Do you want to order a pa- Me: All. The. Pasta
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Nothing came up under Play School Host
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
inspirational quote
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : Here’s my Birthday wish for today, Anzac Day. That Australians take a moment to learn about the challenges faced by Aust…
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
was going to adopt next cat but is it ok to adopt an ex cattery cat if the owners said they need to find them forever homes now they're old?
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I love chatting with my dad. We get each other pic.twitter.com/X9Yav7mg98
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, my name is Panic and we're going to be best friends forever.
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
apologies, that was meant to be directed at one person. I'll leave it though, because you're all pretty good looking
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We played a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Big announcement I've been so excited to share with you guys coming up! xxxx
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
I just had a conversation with someone and all I remember is that they had fantastic hair
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
1. Nailed it 2. Need to exercise pic.twitter.com/dOWLypoPZH
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/AFP/status/104…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
My whole life I have been consistent in my views on Antitheism. I have no problem with religious people so stop. I'm a good atheist. It's ok
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
I want a baby so much. Oh wait, just saw one eating food. Don't worry.
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
mango pancakes pic.twitter.com/p4HXie0xFS
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has this and thought it would be fun if I had a go. Incorrect. It has ruined my day. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/qWUXrvsRAN
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I think a 15 year old girl with abs just told me my shirt was nice. Do I feel good? I think I feel good. That makes it sad.
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid >> youtu.be/h-lwsZTl5PY << What Would Flies Say? Yeah, it's that kind of internet. pic.twitter.com/gxJAMsLNqe
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Isn't @MSomboli just a bit wonderful? X pic.twitter.com/m3g6ZZa8Kj
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today I ended all work calls with "cya later, alligator" and NOBODY said anything. Why are we even alive? We're ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope that @realDonaldTrump 's twitter wins Best Comedy Series tonight #GoldenGlobes
June 7th 2016
@natalietran
Don't let people tell you you can't sleep for 16 hours. People always told me I couldn't do it, that I was too weak. I proved them wrong
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite people ever, Derek @veritasium , on The Project last night! Might be bias but he's the best. He'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine having kids and then they make friends and then you have to talk to more people :(
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just passed the train station I use to wait at every day for 40 mins after school just to see a boy I liked. That poor boy. My poor parents.
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
best day ever pic.twitter.com/lNPLte7FdJ
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
I never felt desperation to get concert tickets until my niece came along. Now I'm meeting people in alleyways paying double for The Wiggles
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
You wouldn't think it from this very appropriate present, but I'm 30. Thanks @johniadarola ! These will be abused pic.twitter.com/MEpDj3XfEf
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
One day I want to be important enough to walk down a corridor while someone walks next to me and asks me to sign something
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
[conversation with 5yo niece] niece: Bring beads next visit me: Ok niece: I’m not joking me: Would have been a bad… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Yeah ok, laugh when I tell you I just want to live in a cave by myself. Laugh like it's a joke.
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
John Wick needs to sit down, take a deep breath, and have a cup of tea.
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
I'm never mentally prepared enough for the complexities of a Lush soap
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
If it acts like a narcissist...
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
No worries, order a salad. Make everyone else feel bad
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Haha oh no I'm so sorry @rhettandlink ! Didn't mean to be an alien! Just listened to the intro and you're prepping me for how weird I am
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
May 4th 2017
@natalietran
If we're all making big announcements pic.twitter.com/0uz9xQHrfS
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hey, look, at least you only stole all my work gear. Not the plastic bag with the chocolate egg I had been saving pic.twitter.com/cf2ulzySK4
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
And we thought the future would be bladerunner tubefilter.com/2018/03/07/soa…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing quite as lovely as the hints of yellow ochre everywhere when driving through new south wales
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
A true friend is someone who is brave enough to buy this book in person for you. @tim_dunlop you legend pic.twitter.com/ld6SnyjEq1
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
Support the Yes vote by going to #yesfestau! 29th of October! Profits go to @amequality #marriageequality bit.ly/2yM9QLB
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sister: how was the sleep over? Niece: it was great! Auntie Natalie let me have two ice creams! Sister: wow! Me: sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
fuuuuuuuuuuuudging so excited could punch everyone twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
July 23rd 2017
@natalietran
humans
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
Overall, it's a nice morning pic.twitter.com/Lk2uMsABCM
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
After rewatching the first half hour of Pretty Woman, I've decided I'd like to be a prostitute too. That's the point of this movie, right?
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
It seems if you play one song on repeat for three hours, people working near you will get a little irritated?
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a shopping person but Brisbane, I'm into this shop. Vg hot chocolate too! pic.twitter.com/ShPM9H1EzQ
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Aren’t dreams incredible? Sometimes they’re so vivid it’s hard to differentiate between a dream and real life. Like… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
To be fair, my parents don't drink coffee out, eat brunch or line up for gelato. They came here at 40 with no money... and saved for a house
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
RT me and let's see if we can get this to 500k likes! - Confucius
April 20th 2017
@natalietran
I love telling younger women they remind me of me at their age. The fear in their eyes.
January 29th 2015
@natalietran
The greatest thing I ever achieved was learning how to do ×·._.·¯·._.·*×» this «×*·._.·¯·_.·× on my msn username. The greatest.
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Don't worry. The diary is obviously fake. Asian women are hot as fuck. Trust me. I can't stop touching myself. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
July 30th 2017
@natalietran
Today was one of those days where all I wanted was some simple peace and quiet while being fed churros dipped in dark chocolate by Thor
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
you never want a donut when it's practical
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just checked in to a gorgeous room with a view. Don't worry, closed the curtains immediately. This isn't some house party rave.
June 27th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/VmCMvTXbSN
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
Call. Takes no time twitter.com/GhostTownGoldi…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
have fun to those at @VidCon @vidconaustralia ! *goes back inside cave*
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I thought I was just a normal person. Then I got into social media. Now I know I'm great.
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
What lunatic decided people wanted to buy bunches of celery? You only need two stalks. In any recipe. Ever.
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
[me looking into mirror] me: You’ve got this mirror: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no you don't me: hahaha I totally d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
going through old notes on my computer and either this is a terrible summary of Sliding Doors or 2015 me didn't kno… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Charlie Brooker: Here's a new season of Black Mirror Logan Paul: Hold my beer
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Wearing Ao dai...s? Ao dais? What's the plural? pic.twitter.com/podQDWeHsw
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
I'd sell members of my family for mangoes all year round
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 15th 2016
@natalietran
I'd be a terrible mother. I buy one new sweater and it's all I wear for the next month. All my other sweaters are dead to me.
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want a kid but then I remember I can't have anyone hanging around seeing how little I achieve in a day
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
can confirm if you eat a family block of dark chocolate, 3 ice blocks, and half a cake, you WILL have nightmares about dying in a desert
January 24th 2018
@natalietran
oh my my my!
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
I’m so sick of being on the cover of magazines. Sorry, I meant pasta. I'm so sick of pasta.
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
thank fuck for headlines like these twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
I never regret clothes I was wearing 10 years ago because I’m still wearing them now
October 15th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I sign up to mailings lists just to feel wanted
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheMurdochTimes : Human Rights Commissioner @GillianTriggs fights back against the Murdoch media/Abbott Govt smear machine http://t.co/y…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I love my dad. This is as complicated as our interactions get pic.twitter.com/284xn5Zks3
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
'race-obsessed' is what I'll call people who are offended by racism from now on. Don't be so race-obsessed. Stop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
any sydney ao dai recs?
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
today will be fantastic pic.twitter.com/ZMAVxgIEFG
August 27th 2018
@natalietran
Spent today editing in a supply closet and going to end it listening to @raychenviolin . It's a cinderella story
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
you show me a woman who doesn't have a really pretty notebook she's had for at least 5 years somewhere in her house
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Fashion changes so quickly. In 20 years people are going to look back at photos and think my collecting teeth to make necklaces was weird!
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Excuse me, Twitter. I have a lot of moments. Great moments. pic.twitter.com/M0QcbX9L0h
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Mental illness is incredibly frustrating and fucking sucks. Lifeline on 13 11 14 Suicide Call Back Service on 130… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Young girl at the bookstore called me ‘ma'am’ Cute. Enjoy the elasticity in your skin while it lasts, cupcake.
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
If your Jiu-Jitsu class isn't in a classroom above a row of shops, is it really Jiu-Jitsu?
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
haha good work @wongfupro youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through my donation and you can too! Well done to the amazing team and all their helpers at @ASRC1 … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
Asians in Media >>youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw<< if you missed it. Mum said her favourite part was when I mentioned her.
July 6th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTubeHits : We have @natalietran on the show tonight!!! We're asking about that awkward time she met @shanedawson ^_^ http://t.co/5vHN…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
adding "won my tipping comp" to my linkedin now
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
a woman stood next to me in the supermarket and we both looked at caramel popcorn for longer than sensible. I think she was my soulmate.
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for sharing your stories re my earlier posts, really appreciate being able to hear what you've gone through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
man, people really expect you to be able to draw or something when you ask if they'll pose for you for an hour
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hey Phil, cheers for having me in your shows. --- Jokes that are actually truths disguised as truths aside, congr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
x The first bad break up I had was after 7 years together and I thought it would never stop hurting. It gets to a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Surprise tickets to @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear @SydOperaHouse for tomorrow! Thanks @RowanJones_ so excited x
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I've never time travelled but I've listened to a someone try to explain snapchat to me
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
three screenshots of text conversations with mum pic.twitter.com/GKmASV9Ofm
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Today I saw two school kids kissing. I freaked out and shouted out “stop!” They did. ⁰Being an adult rocks.
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
pancakes
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
sorry some of you I can't seem to reply to for some reason (is there a setting?) but please know I've read the comments!
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
even better twitter.com/deanmv/status/…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
How flippin' good is starting a new notebook
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
Yeah, compare Fyre Festival to refugees camps. Do that.
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
Made this card for mum's bday. That night she emails: But you should try exercise. You're not fat. Soft. pic.twitter.com/zhHUotdke8
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I thought evil twins always ate each other in the womb or something pic.twitter.com/AyPRUlCFvP
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I recently saw a woman from a wedding I filmed. It took all my strength to not whisper "You don't remember me but I've filmed you dance."
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Alexa, can I say I was with you last night?
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just remembered when I was in school and a teacher told me my my father was on the phone and wanted to talk to me i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Let's eat junk food and watch movies together until they find us, eaten by wolves.
November 6th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Must Contain One Uppercase Letter Watch it here > youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ < pic.twitter.com/45iYhtYDtm
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
went to MIP once and ended up meeting someone who I really admired and we hung out. Strange night. Ended with me cr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
What Do People Do with Photos of Food? youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q new vid if you missed #ratwater because that hashtag will definitely take off
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Rallies for Refugees happening on Sunday twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
The Last of Us 2 trailer is out but @RowanJones_ can't convince me to play more of the first. Sucks to be him youtu.be/Z80x55EUXAw
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
My dad hasn't phoned me to ask me what the Google painting app is yet so this week's off to a great start!
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Also not too late to pick up @LegacySydneyNSW pin for legacy week! pic.twitter.com/CrVtKLXgRr
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Teddy, ask me. Forget Josephine. pic.twitter.com/0uaA7P1eYi
March 13th 2015
@natalietran
F1 season, I've missed you
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Today I got to meet the guys from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even got to be on an ep! Thanks… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
My sister sent my mum a meme and the amount of explaining I've had to do since is becoming unreasonable. And I love her a lot.
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
I think I'm ready to have a kid. I'm in my 30s, ridiculously in love, crippled by self doubt, paranoid, and worried it will cramp by tv time
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Would watch this show for maybe 4 seasons until it became more about the people than the wallabies. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
miss you
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
One day someone's going to go through my downloads folder and find 1000000 restaurant menus and 6 photos of nice hairstyles
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry I didn't mean that in a belittling way. Australia has been banning refugees and violating international international law for a while
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Does heaven have a number of child molestation cases it caps entrance at? twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm that woman in the grocery store comparing identical bread loaves who looks like she's had a rough time
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
How the fuck am I putting ON weight? All I've eaten is a kebab every day for a fortnight
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
If you ever meet someone who actually takes an Uber driver's water bottle and mints, that person is going to write… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
What a race! #ChineseGP
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
The Moirai told me not to unpack my suitcase of wants just yet. It’s probably time but I’m not quite done pulling gently at the thread.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I feel like I just asked my parents if I could go on a date
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
starting to look into hiring a cinema so I can watch the new Mission Impossible film alone as a late birthday prese… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so sick of getting standing ovations
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
The best part about being an adult is you can eat lollies for dinner. The worst part is nobody cares.
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: Really hope one day I finish writing something and get to meet amazing people throughout life who can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
So we got our hands on a small camera today and still had our recorder for audio and were able to remake one of the vids! Uploading now
November 7th 2017
@natalietran
stickers are the currency of children
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Australia has done despicable things and tried to heal that with a "sorry" Let's not be part of something that an apology can't heal again
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don't trust people who tell me to relax. One should always be irrationally paranoid.
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi. I love you.
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
It's rude when a friend makes fun of your car for having a cd player and then tries to skip the tracks to find anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Other people's sandwiches always look amazing
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
person I want to punch: Can you believe it's more than halfway through the year? me: Yes. Nothing has made it seem… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
She's not even angry at me. This is just a normal end to a conversation. pic.twitter.com/WHsoqnm0MS
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw @MissSaigonUK . Too many feels. Was wonderful to finally get to see Tamsin on stage! pic.twitter.com/dJ39UJlgi3
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw @ms_michellelaw 's Single Asian Female at @BelvoirSt and it was great. Well done to everyone involved, you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
photos of bachelorette parties are exhausting
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It comes out tomorrow pic.twitter.com/5ONpvS1Ll7
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KrangTNelson : I hate when I die on a 1912 steamliner due to women. this is a burden I carry daily pic.twitter.com/hF0O0PFKgh
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
I missed Paris. Just arrived and saw a man in a striped sweater with red scarf on cycling with a baguette. You can't write these things.
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks @NextShark for pointing out that I should not talk about receiving abuse from some men because it's irrespon… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry for the lame question but any hints on where to buy non leather and non pvc men's wallets? That don't look like I made them?
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
When does thinking you should have really learned how to skate because people in skate parks look happy, go away?
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
going to this to see @mickyb273 and because he told me AFL was hot boys football? Nice to see it's true. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
In all honestly. As soon as I get home, I'll see none of my friends or family and make a video pic.twitter.com/AdA0KgNycC
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
Human rights have been politicised. Our governments have broken International law. This is a crime. Our governments have committed a crime
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
cheersing should be something you can sit out without judgement
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Any recs for places to get a nice violin in Sydney? Still have my student one but would love to get a new one.
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Had a dream I had to hide a murder weapon for someone and even in my dream my upper body strength was too weak to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Hey! Sorry still filming and editing but new vid should be up later today! Only 4 weeks late
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Why do people point out that we already asked each other how we were? I don't care. It's obvious neither of us are committed to this
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Untitledasdasjdhakwuhauadw
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
It's @veritasium ! <3 twitter.com/Sydney_Science…
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
#BlackMirror episode where I find out what half the notification icons on my phone mean.
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
hopefully I'll scratch off all of my face
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Though I usually just click "accept" for Change of Privacy Policy type things, I just read through the one for my e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
what does 'lit' mean?
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. What's wrong with me? I can't tell if I keep refusing to accept something because it means 1. everyone else w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
February 14th 2016
@natalietran
When you finish studying you stop trying to figure out how to spell words. You just pick another word instead.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
I can't speak for others but I'm right
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
But not good enough for a follow hey, @adambspencer ? No worries. I like hard to get pic.twitter.com/9HrAB3FkCh
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
attractive person: I hate being cat called, Stupid random people trying to pick me up. me: … yeah it SUCKS. It happ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
didn't think I could meet someone whose opinion of me was even lower than my own
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
A moment of silence for all the tea I make then forget til it's cold. Please know somebody loved you.
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Can't imagine what it's like to be be lgbtqi in Australia right now. I'm really sorry you're going through this. Please know you're loved
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
tipped Hamilton and Vettel and Merc this weekend for fantasy f1. Getting excited!
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
But how great is it when a hairdresser puts product in front of you? It's like they're showing you to the better looking you who isn't cheap
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
really wanted to try and see if tweeting like @noahcent would help my twitter. It didn't. I don't understand. Is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
yay! It's @russellcrowe 's birthday! Happy birthday! hoping nobody re-gifts you something from the auction
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
gah. What I would give to live in MI world. "Your mission, should you choose to accept i-" "Nah nah I'll just watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 26th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/aq0SIDe6R2
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Happy Father's day to all the awesome dads out there! Happy day to all awesome parents!
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Ok, you devil cat. I'll stop spying on you in the dark on a webcam I was hoping you didn't notice pic.twitter.com/r3yjFB65ti
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
we should start calling people seeking asylum 'single use plastic bags' so Australians might care more about our treatment of them.
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/kYJhYagbgx
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Can't believe how much weight I've put on just from eating churros twice a day for two weeks
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I first saw one of Nash's shorts years ago and loved it so much. Now he's not only someone to ad… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @FightLoudly : @natalietran this is the petition to stop Saeed's deportation #SaveSaeed change.org/p/qantas-emira…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
I have the diet of a very unhappy man who the neighbours wish would leave because he doesn't look after his lawn and is always in a singlet
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend showed me a Shawn Mendes clip. Holy crap he's beautiful. pic.twitter.com/Y0sJWPvc0J
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Star proof: Got free gelato TWICE Got staff discount on camera Sometimes free biscuits Free loaf of bread (it was… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I even creeped outside the bennet home and breathed heavily. Just kidding, I masturbated softly. They didn't let p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
It would be boring if you didn't always go to the wrong escalator first
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
you're not friends with a woman until you've listened to her talk about getting a fringe/bangs
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan: Can I just read it without you? Me: NO It's been six months and still no dent pic.twitter.com/Zcx1wdDqzO
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Fuck me. Just finished a 6 part period drama and they didn't even kiss. You can't do that to a person. Fuck marriage proposals. KISS.
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Aw, so many awesome birthdays this week. Happy birthday @chrisculvenor ! One of the funniest people out there. Had t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How To Cross When A Car Stops For You >> youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 << rt if you feel it
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to post your vote! pic.twitter.com/B8y45BrTGQ
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I don't understand, I've been complaining a lot and have checked it out in the mirror twice. Why isn't my pimple gone?
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MikeGStein : This email adequately sums up my dumb existence: pic.twitter.com/D3C1NqaT4i
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, mirror. In my head I looked a lot better than this
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
my fetish is retelling jokes poorly, leaving a big gap of silence, finishing the joke incorrectly, and then saying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Staircase Superiority Syndrome >> youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 << pic.twitter.com/dqbL4qp5Vl
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Owning a drone has really helped me feel even better at being bad at being cool
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
YT filtering LGBTQ vids in restricted mode is absurd. A filter isn't going to help the people who would use it to hide LGBTQ. Nothing will.
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
I had a dream last night where I purposefully moved into the dark to trick a man into thinking I looked better. IN MY DREAM.
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I don't have the money for the things I want from @russellcrowe 's auction but I *do* have a use for all of them pic.twitter.com/kl8rrE8vse
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @shoesofprey : Hey @natalietran , ready to bring your #preygame to our Shoe Design Showdown tomorrow? Challengers, register here: http://t…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sharingdignity : Do you believe sanitary items should attract the “luxury tax”? Condoms, Nicotine patches, Viagra, Sunscreen these do no…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous. Breathtaking. Tasteful. There's also some free space in the sky. Could we get ads projected onto that to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
My dildo comes with an app and wants to access my location, see my contacts, and read my messages. Like a freaking person.
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the sms about your sale on cat food, local pet store. You made this girl look popular tonight. That's ri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
In my 20s we made out in this car. On my 30th we drove to dinner in it with bulk toilet paper in the backseat #adult pic.twitter.com/iJ4pEYkdpO
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @elliottdesai : i got added to a group message that's 75% strangers & i just watch them hang out every day pic.twitter.com/AAA325zD7u
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
In the UK soon, any suggestions for things to do other than swimming in Mr. Darcy's lake?
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @AnniaGuiling : omfg i love nat @natalietran pic.twitter.com/8gNJhNnems
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel these two points summarise my entire life. And achievements. Thanks, Wikipedia twitter.com/Tokohoshi/stat…
November 28th 2015
@natalietran
Just texted my sister "Hey. Did we buy tickets to @taylorswift13 for tonight?" "That was four years ago." "Missed it then." "Yes."
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
About to get in to some night time reading with the lovely tea set @veritasium got me. Getting older is great. Peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
After an hour of hanging out, a friend insisted on walking me back to my car. They saw the three hour ticket I had bought for our catch up.
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
hello binge eating, my old friend
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : hey @SydOperaHouse , i’d like to take out an ad on the opera house sails — a video projection of kids detained on #nauru, one…
March 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Lads mags be crazy these days pic.twitter.com/aLUaMpwYKJ
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I would believe it, I would twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
January 14th 2016
@natalietran
RT @abcnews : STORY: Bomb blasts reported near #Jakarta mall ab.co/1TWICGP
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
Liquorice is the bitcoin of older people
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
Which store keeps selling religious preachers amps? Why do they never have audio troubles?
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I hope Tony's mother is near the bar because she's Tony's mother
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Automatic Out of Office emails are strange. If I had one it would just say "CYA L8R SUCKA. If this is urgent please email emma@office.com"
December 17th 2017
@natalietran
perfume ads are so relatable
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
The advertising that surrounds valentines day is insane. I've ordered 3 dozen cupcakes for myself. Wait till I see how cute they are!
August 13th 2015
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is watching comedians and writers make fun of online series. In their online series
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Someone's 11 year old kid told me she's kissed 9 people. That's almost double my number.
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
What? twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had to tell a toddler point blank she was too heavy to carry everywhere. She gave no fucks. I carried her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Can't imagine growing up in a culture where the idea of gun control is seen as a bad thing. I can only compare it t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... @Sethrogen 's twitter feed is my downloads folder pic.twitter.com/QDy4iQHh3S
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
You can't ask a more arsehole question but I'm taking someone to their first opera and am choosing between La bohème and Carmen. Which?
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
How do I bring home a million hazelnut stroopwafels? Amsterdam, I might have to move here. pic.twitter.com/kR2hKqc5fZ
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
Though I try not to be shallow, I will trust anyone who is eating an apple and giving me advice. They just look lik… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
High and mighty? If you suffered blackouts and falls would you hope for adequate medical attention during that time… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
My windows are giant TVs that play a scifi about people who go outside socialise
July 19th 2016
@natalietran
I have an easy life because this has been the hardest thing I've done all day. Even had a tea break to think twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
March 4th 2017
@natalietran
Walking in the rain is so romantic. When you’re watching it happen from inside.
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
me: how strong do you like your tea? person: strong. me, panicking: is this strong enough? person: stronger. me, s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight, the wonderful @TroyKinne 's Kinne Tonight is on! Check it out x twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
march today pic.twitter.com/chlNeGiTWY
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
I'm as trustworthy as a person who wears turtlenecks under suits
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
thanks for the burn, @nashedgerton pic.twitter.com/Pr24mml6gp
January 15th 2018
@natalietran
This whole Aziz Ansari thing makes me wonder WHAT is consent these days? If you can't keep hassling and pushing for… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
Today the only email I opened was a promotional one from my favourite Indian restaurant. That's work life balance.
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I look amazing in photos. PS awesome shirt! ;) sorry I stuck the stickers in the shirts on crooked if you get one :( twitter.com/JosephRusconi/…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
come on, push up bra, I'm really counting on you to turn things around today
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Night time walk in Terrigal. Same sky, same people pic.twitter.com/WQrcKXcMDr
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be mean, Scott. Just one. Me. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
I've been ill the past week so today I ordered myself some cupcakes with a 'Get Well' card. And you know what, I was touched. Really touched
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
I scored 14 out of 15 on the survey How Often Do You Read A Friend's Survey Results, Do The Test Hoping To Beat Them, But Then Never Do
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
What's killing the Australian dream? twitter.com/ethics_centre/…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
PayPal is the friend you make check the house after you hear a noise
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’ve put off not winning the lottery for long enough now. Time to pull up my socks.
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If I could see myself 10 years ago today, I'd see I'm still wearing the same pjs.
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
really thought I’d have met a vampire by now
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
To the LGBTQ+ community, I want you to know that all good things I've seen online, I've had to click safety mode OFF for anyway <3
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
planning ahead so that you finish work on time is for cowards
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's a co-production and it makes sense to cast a western star to widen the appeal- it's been done the other way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for having me at the awesome concert, @illyal . Loved it pic.twitter.com/EckcrMM9jO
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Such a great show @IISuperwomanII pic.twitter.com/vBzE6kCYfu
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
mum: you can wear my old áo dài for new years me: will I fit? mum: me: mum: :( me: :(
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Also, please know I don't feel I have ANY say when it comes to your relationship. Nobody voted on my relationship. I'm really sorry.
April 10th 2018
@natalietran
would move back in with mother just to have someone remind me to drink water
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
It's cute when your friends think you're going to go outside pic.twitter.com/8vQbfwPsOF
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Saw a group who sail model boats. I want in. Does anybody here do that? How do you start?
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
The last 2+ hours. Not sure why it's stuck but I assume the last 5 % will eventually happen pic.twitter.com/ccehx4sKLJ
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games til they figure out you’re in their house
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
New life mission: To be in a Tom Cruise action movie. I could be a background extra, I can learn martial arts. Anything. How to do this
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
my friend Mike ( @mjhawley ) introduces me to the coolest people, including Joshua Bell Brain: don't say it, don't s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Everybody is equal but when someone tells you they don't eat bread by choice, you both know they're better than you.
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, spider. I don't kill you and you don't build webs on my desk at work. You know how cobwebs on your desk looks.
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely messages x
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Natalie, if you could have dinner with ANYBODY who would it be?" "Nobody" "..." "Elvis" "..." "Second Interview?" "We'll let you know"
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
Strapping bombs to children... I've tried to remain indifferent towards religion but it's getting incredibly hard to remain that way
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That would be kind of ... weird? My parents are from Vietnam if you're going that angle. How far do you want me to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 6th 2016
@natalietran
Have doctor apt tomorrow and am genuinely scared she's going to tell me my blood test came back and my blood is made up entirely of skittles
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
all fantastic descriptors @raychenviolin thewest.com.au/entertainment/…
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
Come here, teapot, you sexy source of warmth
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
March 9th 2018
@natalietran
There was a moment in my life where I was genuinely upset that I didn't have a waterbed
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Twitter really is a racist's kryptonite
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Just fucking let me touch you.
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : This is #Faysal Ishak Ahmed. He came from #Sudan hoping #Australia would save his life, instead our government killed him. RI…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Great job @Socceroos ! #DENAUS
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Nash is my best friend " @nashedgerton : @natalietran @GreatDebates69 @helytimes @DaveKingThing I knew it."
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, @telltalegames . Chapter 1 WalkingDead 2 and I'm already so stressed I can't eat my calzone while playing. pic.twitter.com/r3BlqEOr2y
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : We have certainly encountered a puzzling conundrum with @natalietran #YTFF goo.gl/Ey0mjU pic.twitter.com/8yAgIS2z43
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, dude. Sorry for the lack of videos. The past two years were a little messy and I've been a really useless p… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I know I have a poor taste palate because some medicine tastes pretty good
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The football team everyone wants to win. So incredible to watch the bravery and dedication to get these kids. Thank… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think there's a correlation between the people who ruin jokes with facts and the people who remember to hit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @qkenihan : So after a year of planning my Podcast is live on iTunes. Listen and please subscribe here. itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the…
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
When I heard a robot had killed someone today, I knew that a small percentage of my friendship circle also whispered, "The Singularity"
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
no kidding this was going to happen theguardian.com/australia-news…
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney, there's a Detention Harms Health Medical Student March - Saturday, April 7, 2018 12:00 PM Hyde Park, Sydney.
April 16th 2017
@natalietran
It would be an honour to be catfished by you
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How is youtube rewind 2018 gonna cover this shit?
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
I need everyone in the frozen section of grocery stores to calm down. It takes me a while to make big decisions
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely lady in Newtown. My pants didn't fit and I was holding them up with my hands in my pockets so I didn't hug you properly
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
every two years I like to call my partner up from an optometrist, distressed, asking him which frames I should buy
January 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Being English like a boss. Had afternoon tea at @ClaridgesHotel . Tempted to do it again pic.twitter.com/fQoW1qPJPY
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
do it @Socceroos ! #GoSocceroos #DENAUS
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was at my lightest I was pretending a lot of things tasted like rice and pasta
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Geez I must be looking rough these days because I’ve come down with a cold or something and I look… the same as I do without one?
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know your political leaders don't have it together when they don't immediately update their Twitter bios twitter bio or it didn't happen
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
From today's protest. If you're against the way people are being treated on Manus, *COME* to the protests. Let peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I like how I say "I'm not hungry but I could eat" like it's hard
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'm just saying, it sounds like he does have ulterior motives pic.twitter.com/v8VixzYGnz
November 20th 2017
@natalietran
These two were strangers before they watched me eat a kebab against our car pic.twitter.com/dXGGXJN3eQ
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
MCing the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre's ( @ASRC1 ) Sydney #righttrack launch. Amazing speakers and great to see ppl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I would rather go to jail than fill out a tax return
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Anh Do's show. Great show but I really need someone to tell him Auburn is great. Hashtag auburn kid for lyf
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
It's irresponsible to put all your eggs in one basket but I swear, if I could just get my back cracked once, REALLY… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I know. A while ago I left you guys in dreadful suspense. Don't worry. @statelibrarynsw wrote back. They have boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
x twitter.com/MarcFennell/st…
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Decided to start writing star signs. Thanks @helytimes pic.twitter.com/X5Pk2PDo1z
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
hopefully not too old to achieve the dream of running a crime solving high school newspaper called Press Gang II
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about working for yourself is going to the cinemas at 10am. It's just you and that dude in the front row, baby.
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
I am constantly waiting for everything to crumble
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
At some point in the future I’ll remember that fork in the road where I chose not to learn what bitcoin was and how… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Australians are very eloquent pic.twitter.com/pV2tRh5dMF
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
women love a 1920s themed party
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I own a handful of very ambitious underwear that will never reach their full potential
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Cool with being vegan and all that but like come on, enough with the cashews. Everything is fucking cashews.
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Blood not made of skittles
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cancels tickets to toronto* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. It’s my fault. I clicked it
September 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Scott Morrison is PM for a week and ▪️agreed bisexuals make his “skin curl”, ▪️announced conversion therapy is legal and no…
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
yo @charltonbrooker you'll love this. S5E1-1000000 twitter.com/verge/status/9…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ferrisjabr : If you put chalk under a powerful microscope—white cliffs of Dover type chalk, not the modern blackboard variety—you will s…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @misschutuckshop : Help save misschu Ok - so just a little reminder of what’s happened thus far: - I created a brand in 2007 to... http…
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a person in a cardigan I think, "This person has their shit together"
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
To be fair, if I became president I’d also introduce a crazy ban.⁰Nobody funnier or prettier than me allowed. All men must also grow beards
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
March 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Check out netflixanz on instagram. I'll be taking over for the next couple of hours. On a boat. Like… instagram.com/p/0gu_nkJxbE/
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
you’re in my blood a fiendish force of maddening adoration
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton isn't fit to be a person twitter.com/AdamBandt/stat…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
transferring photos from my phone to my computer. I have a video of will smith providing background music for me wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
Well, midnight, here we are again. You, me, and that work I didn't do earlier.
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hm seems there's no reply button on all comments so I apologise if youtube is keeping our love a secret
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
One of my friends told me his relationship had one big rule - If you ever see your first love, you have to run away. How great is first love
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
9/10 times when I ask what something is, it turns out to be a bong Why don't people just get high off lollies and pop music? :(
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
It's always made me uncomfortable how similarly people treat being vegan to being religious. It's also a label. As… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
I have a lot of dreams that are still new in box too
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Hi!
November 27th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw a 13 year old do a throw back photo to when she was 7. Cya later, Internet. Today's been rough.
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Tonight I will create an assembly line of crackers and eat them while my cat watches. Have a great Friday night!
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Every human has the right to medical treatment. You might be lucky to be Australian but you don't deserve rights mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Got a walkie talkie! Over Look, you can do awkward pauses on this too. Over *pause* Over pic.twitter.com/UImQSmFZbA
March 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I took 492 selfies but unfortunately they all looked like me
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Making a sign for a protest, got too excited and have now run out of space. Half an 'S' in and I knew the other S w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Getting fed up with not meeting charming hot people in book shops. Why did I even bother learning to read?
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
romantic comedies have given me false expectations of how many men wear v-neck knits
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
I changed the headlight bulb in a car. It was like a scene from Grease Lightning
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Good Photo Side >> youtu.be/F_UUjLu6mI0 << pic.twitter.com/beffXWjMJ6
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
Seriously contemplating holding a female only dance party featuring 2000s rnb in Sydney. Is this something you'd go to?
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
I've never diffused a bomb but I have let someone finish talking for a while even though my parking was about to run out.
May 24th 2015
@natalietran
I want to warn you- when you grow up, photo booths at weddings become one of the most exciting things your friends have ever seen
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
The kindness shown when he ignores your knees cracking while you're trying to be sexy. Chivalry is not dead.
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @GoogleTrends : "What is the EU?" is the second top UK question on the EU since the #EURefResults were officially announced https://t.co/…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @CaseyNeistat : @natalietran she could cut lumber with a chainsaw next to me and i wouldnt wake up. pic.twitter.com/eNIyq10o8m
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : #RetainThis pic.twitter.com/THvJTcYahJ
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
I often browse random websites and think "I can't believe I get paid for this!" and then I remember that I don't and I go back to work
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I want to go to there #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/RLYU1gFdP7
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Starting to reply to work emails with: I'm sorry, I think I'll be famous by then :( :(
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
forgot about this song for a few years. Recommend with a cup of tea and hot water bottle open.spotify.com/track/4cURHmiu…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
I really thought I would have been caught in a broken elevator with a handsome billionaire by now
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
The air is full of spices <3 pic.twitter.com/8OdOP1mmW4
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
maybe I'm hormonal or something but I just want to eat six thousand calories in the form of carbs and then be made… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 15th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoyed the email saying "we know you love INDIAN food"
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
My bad. There was a warning at the beginning of Rihanna's new vid re the gratuitous nudity and pornographic treatment of violence. My bad
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Apologies to @aami for the negative publicity. Other providers do it too, I just find it purposefully misleading.Otherwise they've been fine
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
excuse my ego, she's new in town
June 4th 2017
@natalietran
Much love to London
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
yay! Going to start filming this one tomorrow. Hopefully can read handwriting tomorrow pic.twitter.com/FAIjU0c4xp
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I’m really embarrassed by how great I am
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about how I've behaved as a crazy ex partner or friend. Do you ever get over that kind of embarrassing behaviour?
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, hand. You use to be able to write legibly. I saw you do it once!
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: How have you been? Me: I’ve lost a bit of weight Doctor. Have you? Me: Yes. Doctor: … Me: I have
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Looking for a new job. Is there a job where you're paid to watch tv? Preferably while eating? Otherwise, how do I get on Playschool?
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
and now it's lunch
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, let's go find a cave to live in
January 30th 2018
@natalietran
The lady at the art store said she watched me park my car out the back and then walk the long way around to enter t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 17th 2016
@natalietran
Women never check out what I wear but today I carried a cupcake down the street and every head turned. I was Karlie Kloss.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
How great is @nathanfielder youtube.com/watch?v=fs_eQQ…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
You can also check out a few pictures from the trip, if you want, on the blog babyiknow.com/travel/our-tri… pic.twitter.com/d2TeSl0QbL
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
it's so awkward when two people start making out next to you and you're right there even though they've been droppi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
my best friend and I are trying to figure out if we dated without realising
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: We just watched this Me: and we’re going to watch it again straight after, Brian.
July 30th 2015
@natalietran
Enjoyed the openness of @jodiefox 's new vid on work life balance youtu.be/OjnjUJwOqrc This year I committed to family time so feel this x
July 17th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << << Just in case you missed it. You know, cause it was ... yeah
January 1st 2016
@natalietran
Happy New Year! Since everyone's doing it, here's my top 9 of 2015 Hope you're all happy x pic.twitter.com/Voxn70dNRS
February 20th 2016
@natalietran
About to talk at #Oweekender . Come on down of you're near! pic.twitter.com/BvJHt7aBlO
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Watched Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time. I always thought the idea was that everyone knew it was Robin Williams in disguise. Not so!
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Niece has started learning how to read in school. Well, that’s what she told me. I told her it was hard to tell bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
I want to be @Racheldoesstuff more than I want to be Ethan Hunt pic.twitter.com/bekRNzE2FI
March 4th 2015
@natalietran
On the flight home to Sydney. Where coats don't have jobs pic.twitter.com/dS5YdUEf7B
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
As the end of the year approached she looked at her 2017 diary, an abandoned relic since May, and apologised to it.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hoomans. So weak.
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I hope the characters of @MadMen_AMC think about me as much as I think about them
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
aw Ray! twitter.com/raychenviolin/…
August 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Sat down to start writing video. Failed at finishing one line. Rewarded self with chocolate for hard work. pic.twitter.com/Doqn56XyqO
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
Hopped online to answer work emails. Blinked. An hour passed and I just watched all of Britney's early music videos. Fuck you, Internet
February 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video. Sorry, slightly odd. Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw <<
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Worried the vid I'm working on for today won't make sense to normal ppl. Have to run it past friends first. Preview: pic.twitter.com/31Uf23YOLa
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Woot! Congratulations to all the Aussies of the year! Absolute champs youtu.be/JCexpqCw5MI #sponsored #imstilljennyfromtheblock
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
offering to model for photographer friends since 2009 pic.twitter.com/rhwAFfWMDz
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
... am I too old to buy VIP fan club tickets to @ShawnMendes ? Let me rephrase that actually, how do I best obtain his dna?
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
A lot of people I admire mock youtube but I just saw a trailer for Bad Moms. Enough. It's even now, Hollywood. We're all shit wanting clicks
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
and then my ovaries exploded pic.twitter.com/rnuekdGiM0
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
She died happily in a bath of tea
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
There's nothing more honest than the low angle your phone camera provides when you accidentally open and it shows you all your chins
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Had a truck come into my lane yesterday on the highway. The driver was incredibly condescending, threatening, and t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Conversations about how not all protein powders taste terrible and you just have to find the right one, turn me on.
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
this proves that travelling for work isn't as fun as people think twitter.com/smh/status/105…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Woot @johngreen Can't wait. @PaperTownsMovie pic.twitter.com/Dnf7HNWdSh
May 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being alone is great. Being with yourself is terrible.
October 12th 2017
@natalietran
I could be friends with anyone else sitting in a carpark eating food from drive thru
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
every day a doctor doesn’t diagnose me with scurvy is a win
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Mum: what would dad like for father's day dinner? Me: hot chips Mum: no, for dinner Me: hot chips Mum: Nat Me: hot chips, woman!
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
uploading! Some more stills from the vid. Also, if you're in Sydney watch today and stick to the end! pic.twitter.com/K8kP3IlFny
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Worcestershire sauce twitter.com/BrokeNdSad/sta…
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Spoon and watch movies with me until the neighbour's kids start folk stories about us.
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever lie in bed and get so excited because you're great in bed?
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
shame on you @PeterDutton_MP @TurnbullMalcolm twitter.com/BehrouzBoochan…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
March 17th 2015
@natalietran
Usually when that red spelllcheck line appears I think, "yeah, that was a long shot" Then spellcheck suggestions says, "I got nothing, man"
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
still filming but should be a new vid out later today! pic.twitter.com/E175cBJtFe
July 4th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the nice messages and emails. I'll share what's been happening soon. X
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I'm getting really tired of being stopped in the street and asked if I'm Eva Mendes
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's that time of the night where I start googling recipes for desserts you can make with minimal ingredients preferably in the microwave
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, internet article, “make my day” Do it.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Today's the last day to request a new marriage equality ballot if yours is lost or damaged. Takes 2 mins. Pls make sure your…
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
sorry store is paused for an hour!
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
I say things that are so left, people get offended and think I'm right. Saying everybody should have access to good education is CENTRE.
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Finally watched Slow West and loved it pic.twitter.com/30VMNC0eRc
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OivTd8EJ0R
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : One of my favorite Seinfeld characters is The Soup Alt-Right Guy
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
tried to do the sneaky late follow back on instagram but @TroyKinne noticed... after I noticed how often he hinted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
OK, @PeterDutton_MP theguardian.com/world/2018/apr…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @hasanminhaj 's Homecoming King = many Pizza Hut monies pic.twitter.com/zKXcXg3J89
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
this Babe journalist is...
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Just once I'd like my cat to look like she missed me
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Took twenty minutes of moving in tiny increments to get this close. Just let me touch you. Cats give no fucks. pic.twitter.com/oHxKAsIUFc
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Asking a fit person what they did that morning is like hearing about a parallel universe.
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about kids is how early they want cake. Eldest niece is learning to write at school and wrote this c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't often write about what I eat but today I ate half a banana before noticing the peel was still on. So I guess I'm a foodie after all.
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I've thought about it, there probably isn't a movie about it. Video idea?
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
aw, this actually makes me really happy. I spend a horrid amount of time wondering if these things are noticed twitter.com/markkaanthony/…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many, many moons ago, a mystical giant helped cinemas decide what Small, Medium, and Large serving sizes were
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
latter garbage in a wildly unfair competition. One ep of CCGC is estimated to cost 100k. When you have the luxury to spend more than the
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
hmm.. "The One Nation of today is a very different beast to what it was 20 years ago..." Nope, same monster. abc.net.au/news/2017-02-1…
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
I hope models see me in my stained pyjamas and think "She looks so good. It's her short legs and long torso...no way I could pull that off"
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
<3 one of my favourite movies and movie couples, His Girl Friday youtube.com/watch?v=m8lzya…
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : For everyone who (rightly) lamented how awful the postal survey was for LGBTIQ Australians, pls now think of First Nations p…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
No, you don't look up to me. I am young and hip and unpredictable. We are like best friends of the same age and everyone want to date us.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
How do people climb stairs? I get exhausted waiting for elevators
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
Word twitter.com/msexcel/status…
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
familiarity killed the friendship
June 1st 2015
@natalietran
naw! @gunnarolla 's sporting one of my shirts/lies in his vid X pic.twitter.com/4WKtXPJQQ2
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
mother in law sent photo of her and Matt Leblanc and wrote "met Jean-Claude Van Damme"
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
gah so excited for @illyal tomorrow! <3
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Haven’t been up to date with The Bachelor/Bachelor in Paradise shows but judging from the ads, it seems good lookin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Doctor: You sound like you want reassurance. Me: Yeah... so give it to me.
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Very into @Daniel_Sloss Would selflessly die at the end of a relationship with him.
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got to meet the incredible @Kon__K and @ASRC1 team! So good to be in such a positive, kind place pic.twitter.com/5KeidTh1cb
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if there's a Pixar movie from the perspective of indoor plants and how they're scared of being sent to my house because they'll die
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
new wig! I love wigs. I want all the wigs. write that on my grave pic.twitter.com/0EL2pI1Qnq
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : No food. No water. No safety. Refugees on Manus are about to be abandoned in danger: hrlc.org.au/news/2017/10/2…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
haha ooft! No sleep last night but finally just hit export then I'll head to a library to upload. It's a long one! pic.twitter.com/AIV51NA4j9
August 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to have a conversation with your close ones about the upcoming survey. It's a great opportunity to help the 'yes' vote
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone tells me a story about hooking up with someone I have so many questions. What was it like? Did the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
what a world twitter.com/jacobsoboroff/…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
I made my niece a CD and she had no idea what it was. Next gift: CD player
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
I have a lot of “before” photos
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
Why is it ok for characters in movies to watch other couples kiss and get sad? When I watch people kiss in real lif… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @bjnovak : Bird but for umbrellas
December 12th 2014
@natalietran
Store open again! babyiknow.com Apologies but I'm bound to stuff things up at LEAST once* *once means more pic.twitter.com/rp0kkEyeiC
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
I've seen aussie kids trick or treating today. Blame your parents for the ritz crackers I'm about to throw in your face.
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
Life is uncertain but I do know that I will die with a hairband on my wrist
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
My parents have visited me twice in one week just to have a slice of cake and see how I'm doing. It's so lovely tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 29th 2017
@natalietran
My hilarious friend Sheridan @5oh19 wrote a book! smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
please tell him to stay strong. This was a hard time for me when I experienced it but he is still loved <3 <3 twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I remember seeing one of Nash's shorts years ago and loving it so much. Now he's someone who is… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just awful. 13.3 percent! '730,000 Australian children living below poverty line abc.net.au/news/2016-10-1… via @ABCNews
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with well defined calf muscles
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
entering the grocery store: I don’t need a shopping basket for this quick trip. 30 seconds later: I regret everything.
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been a religious person but I believe pic.twitter.com/0t9JrLxazR
August 8th 2016
@natalietran
It’s been a great morning of forwarding people unrelated articles and writing “this made me think of you xx”
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
p.s. Trying to find a way to use the costumes for 3 videos to make up cost. I welcome ideas
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Relationship advice is usually pointless because nobody else can know the intricacy of what goes on in your relatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
I've been thinking of starting a plant-based food joint in Sydney. What kind of plant-based foods/restaurants do you crave?
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Turns out it's Twitter's bday. Happy bday, Twitter. U were the 1st platfrm 2 make me panic abt charactr count n start doin this #LoveTwitter
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Occasionally I buy an article of clothing that's in fashion. Then it looks at me, throws its head back, and laughs.
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Poor man but what a legend for refusing. Beheaded Syrian scholar refused to lead Isis to hidden Palmyra antiquities gu.com/p/4bj9d/stw
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Dogs need to be less desperate. If your owner comes out of that shop they left you outside of and forgets you, they don't deserve you, man.
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had just had the guts to wear a black wrist band like Ryan from The OC
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : We are truly heartbroken to tell you that another #refugee has died on #Manus Island. #EvacuateNow
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Quincy Jones: and that's how time travel was invented Interviewer: That's incredible Quincy Jones: What's incredi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
December 26th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what a threesome feels like? Because it feels good pic.twitter.com/mOycWbE4Rb
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
barefoot or in uggs? twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
October 12th 2016
@natalietran
Just gutless. Come on, @mikebairdMP ! No reversing on good decisions!
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be speaking at #Oweekender on 20th Feb with @WASHINGTONx @djtigerlily and more eventbrite.com.au/e/o-weekender-… Entry is free!
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Gosh. Shouldn't eat a bag of sour patch kids and then go on twitter. I only at the white ones. JOKEEEEEEE
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Introducing my friend to tea. This is a brew-tea-ful moment pic.twitter.com/oLldOct6qU
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Wow. I had such a fantastic night. Thank you so much to the AASA at @BrownUniversity for having me to talk. So wonderful to meet you all
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, decorative pillows just don't want you to share the bed with them
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
I didn’t choose the tracksuit life. The tracksuit life chose me
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenGalea : @natalietran Here's a photo of me and my family :) My grandparents and their children came out by boat in the 70's #boatpeopl…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I'm terrified that deep down I'm actually an awful, unloveable, selfish person twitter.com/kimmyceleste/s…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
please send @mickyb273 videos of you singing with your eyes closed
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
hey! Sorry running a tad late today so video will be up later in the day :) *apology dance*
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you and your family argue a lot? me: No. We prefer to internalise all feelings and then say something sm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2016
@natalietran
Unfortunately the 17 hour long videos I make of my cat might not cut it but this sounds great if you have a short! twitter.com/MarkDuplass/st…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
mum: Are you scared if you make videos again that people will have forgotten you? me: So I just came over to say hi...
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
Just donated and you can too twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
my nutritional intake is like that of an unsupervised child
September 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @perlmutations : What kind of Arts Community goes for a cheap joke by allowing this white supremacy enabling muthafucka into it's midst!…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
Also, that silence that you hear from @TurnbullMalcolm about the #MuslimBan is actually a very loud statement. Don't ever forget that
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
How Daylight Saving Should Be >> youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E << This week's vid if you missed it pic.twitter.com/zlB9QMCK6v
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought a man would have asked me to twirl in a dress for him by this stage in life
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
You start off by pretending to get one Suits reference a friend makes even though you've never watched it... and then it just snowballs
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
August 23rd 2017
@natalietran
currently eating old cake while editing photos of models
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
When you hit "NEXT" one too many times on a site, get confused and think, "but this isn't a picture of 10 Child Stars Who Grew Up To Be Hot"
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don’t know Bradley Cooper personally but I know he’d hate all the dreams I have about him
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
A big part of my adult life has involved going to people's homes and thinking, "That's a nice chair. I should get a nice chair."
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want children. Then I remember cats aren't children
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
To have the passion of a conspiracy theorist.
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : More and more people seeking asylum are going hungry every single day - we just won't let that happen. Compassion in action in…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
The basketball team I follow ( @SydneyKings ) has always had a lion mascot. Now, suddenly, he started brining his KID… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
How depressing would it be to see a pie chart outlining your failed high five attempts
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, guys. I'm still down with the flu this week but I've got a ton of scripts to film. AND I bought a new wig. So high fives everywhere.
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully this comes up on his facebook feed too pic.twitter.com/Vb52SYIXLz
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
How do you get on #AustralianSpartan? Can my mum be on my team? *eats box of crackers on couch*
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm waiting to see a @richardbranson quote that talks about how lying in bed and eating m&ms lead to his success *crosses fingers*
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
hey guys! If your name was drawn for the bbq you were sent an email today with confirmation that you're coming.
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : New York I'm headlining with an hour of stand up comedy at Carolines on Broadway for the first time THIS WEEKEND Friday &…
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
<3 When I grow up I want to be CJ Cregg twitter.com/AllisonBJanney…
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
Babydoll, calm down. I'll let you know when I want you as my default browser. We'll get there.
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
My #TeenChoice for #ChoiceWebStarMale is @realDonaldTrump
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine cooking pasta and knowing how much pasta is the right amount of pasta to cook.
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
For all those polling booths who didn't have a BBQ, that's lazy and unaustralian. Bunnings can't support this nation by itself.
July 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I could crack my own back I'd never need to see another person again
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
There should be a place you can warn other women about dickheads
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
So so good pic.twitter.com/RwYvRuj1Tp
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
In the mood to listen to a 2000s rnb playlist while getting ready to sit in and wish I had more friends
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
uploading!
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
you'd better kiss me
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : 这不是一个华语成语。 twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on! That was clean! @BradNewley was fine! What's with that refs mistake as well? Come on #sydneykings
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what else I thought was going to happen after baking 20 donuts
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Microsoft Publisher thought we were much better, humbler, more DIY people than we turned out to be.
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
Happy international womens day pic.twitter.com/7QjmWBhtxJ
August 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SBS : A fresh, insightful and surprising investigation of the global vitamin and supplements craze. #Vitamania premieres this Sunday 8.3…
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
come on, pencil skirt, I’m really counting on you to turn things around for me.
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
How do you work for @nathanfielder ? He's my hero.
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, folks. A lot of that stuff is pvc leather and I'm trying to avoid that but cheers for the feedback!
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
awful theguardian.com/world/2017/oct… If anyone knows a good direct way to send money there please share
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Worked with someone who mistook my name for Melanie. I didn't correct him, assuming he'd figure it out eventually,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Geez. Come on, it's not hard to bring a bag with you. It takes a few seconds to make a better choice for the enviro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in Brussels! Be prepared to lose all your chocolate and waffles
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
My friend, I ask you this: Who are the REAL stars if celebrities on Dancing With The Stars fall in love with their dance partners? WHO?
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
What's the equivalent of a barber for women? Somewhere I can sit in a line with school kids and get my hair cut in 5 minutes?
August 9th 2017
@natalietran
Today I had a fight with the man at the convenience store about using my own jar for a slurpee. So you know, things are going well for me.
August 11th 2016
@natalietran
just terrible twitter.com/david_manne/st…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, bro pic.twitter.com/BVbm9uoQ5f
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Can people stop writing articles about celebs/women showing off their trim bodies? Maybe they're just wearing clothes. And you're an idiot.
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
have very weird talent of looking at a photo of someone convicted of murder and thinking they totally look like someone who's a killer
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hahahahahaha fair call twitter.com/idrewthis/stat…
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for twitter. Before twitter I was just an angry person with bad jokes to share.
July 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Going to destroy some cake today. Woke up to this awesome swag too. Thanks @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/XzOJ0L3Gyi
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
yayyy twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheNewsAtGlenn : My dad's just put up a map of the world in his office so now it looks like the studio of an alt-right vlogger.
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to try @soylent ! It makes me feel like I'm in the future pic.twitter.com/Z6YV3zY10P
August 20th 2017
@natalietran
Can't read the sign but I'd like one of these hot woman fast car machines please pic.twitter.com/iqDuPiYiHc
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
... meanwhile in Australia twitter.com/political_aler…
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
and I am a goddamn star. Once I got free movie tickets from a subscriber and had to run away before his manager came. Suck on that.
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
How did I only just learn about the letters between Hemingway and Marlene Dietrich? They should be the guide to all… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
well this just came up as the number one result for one of my searches so I better go to bed. pic.twitter.com/6hCcoxOroC
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
This has happened maybe three times in 6 years. And I love it. Cats know what they're doing pic.twitter.com/UyNZKsQqW0
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
One more fangirl tweet about Slow West! It was so beautiful and tender but tense throughout. A really standout film… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Watching neighbours through binoculars started off fun until I realised all apartments are filled with women eating leftover pizza at 3am
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just want to have hot no strings attached sex with a stranger who will take me on a lot of romantic dates, ask me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 19th 2016
@natalietran
Client insisted on walking me to my car. Saw I parked too close to wall. Watched me climb in through passenger seat. Didn't fire me. Legend.
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
It makes me uncomfortable if you were born in the 90s
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
“I’ll throw my tie over my shoulder and roll up my sleeves. They’ll love it.” “They probably will” Best line in Mad Men so far
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not saying the ABC needs new people in charge but Play School once emailed then never wrote back.
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
me in my 20s: I’m going to become a writer and make great things and meet awesome people me in my 30s: Don’t make eye contact with anybody
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks so much guys! I'll definitely talk to them about death <3
December 11th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long term relationship is sending dirty pictures to your partner and having him reply with: Don't send pics. Dangerous.
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
A year 12 kid stood up for me on the train. I almost slapped his beautiful, young, needing to be made a man face.
May 30th 2015
@natalietran
New hobby: Going to supermodel's instagram accounts and writing, "this is SO me" under pictures
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
The make up artist just found 35 bucks in her pocket. Trying to convince her we should quit and go live in the maldives
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
*I've never called myself a star. I'm a GOD A complaint was lodged. Sorry for mentioning it, I just find it a poor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Being the romantic soul that I am, I will leave work untouched until we meet again tomorrow, 3am.
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
Mum bought us matching sweaters. I told her to wear hers on Sunday and I'd wear mine. She grabbed my arm and said… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I can't believe it's only Tuesday. It feels like be made love to and then taken out to high tea day.
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I just procrastinate for another 15 minutes I've made it to lunch time
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought cults would be a bigger part of my life
November 27th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'm going to figure out how to double side print things without mistakes. Then the world IS MINE
March 18th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << because what to do with hands This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/cmKCn7FBQG
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
Strangely satisfying, editing footage of healthy people while you eat apple pie at 2am
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << New video if you missed it pic.twitter.com/OEgOCtMyBS
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I hate every moment of decision making
April 17th 2016
@natalietran
Quick little video! This one's for my new niece >> youtu.be/TZKU8a_gWFY << You Can't Name The Baby That pic.twitter.com/GeZLRwAHQh
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
me to anyone who isn't Australian: It's not like that! There aren't spiders everywhere! Australia: theguardian.com/australia-news…
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
And of course, yes, housing prices in Sydney are insane and it is hard for people to buy houses. But yeah, don't eat brunch if you're saving
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I don't know much about boxing but did everyone just watch someone who is serial batterer of women? What?
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see a food delivery guy on a scooter I just want to hop on the back and say “show me your world”
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
It's such a lie when people ask me what we did on the weekend and I reply, "not much " pic.twitter.com/dqEuh2iQcJ
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to fall in love at least once a week
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Josh Lyman! I mean Frank Underwood! I mean The White House! pic.twitter.com/pqp8p5ihCi
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : If the person who came up with this lost their job at Burger King, they have a job for life as an FM radio content director…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Didn't fully comprehend what kind of person I was until dad bought be this shirt and I screamed 'I love it! pic.twitter.com/Lyl1u6VEFU
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really sorry I couldn't have everyone along this time x
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like it's a personal attack when my partner brings home novelty cups that you can't wash in the dishwasher. A very personal attack.
August 1st 2016
@natalietran
A kid skateboarded down the shopping aisle I was in with a gopro and then filmed a 360 video of the pasta section. Subscribed
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
A large part of being an adult is having nobody there to remind you to drink water
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
It's so unfair how quickly people expect you to get over someone. They're all 'you didn't even date, you didn't even know them'
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
I do it constantly but am sad to announce that people no longer get Avatar sex scene references when you drop them into conversation
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Man I love period dramas. This woman is turning down marriage proposals like a machine.
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I get so stressed by how confident kids get when I put them on my shoulders. Stop moving so much. No Really I. Will. Drop. You.
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
So sorry I didn't get back to your email sooner, I really didn't want to.
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
overseas and brought last week's vid files instead of this. Apologies & here are some outtakes from last week's vid amp.twimg.com/v/ba95925b-2dc…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Whenever I try to sound sexy by saying I’m not wearing any underwear it sounds more like a threat. A terrible, terrible, scary threat.
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : Fuck me - it's about time, Iceland! twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/6Y35lL10dq
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
... *packs bags* *slides into DMs* pic.twitter.com/O5ZMlWpnbG
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
I'd prefer it if sexbots were more like humans. Instead of 'I'm lonely wanna chat?' it should be 'I'm insecure and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Freaking love that The Magician was made into a series and that @nashedgerton directed it! Just saw a screening and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sure, I like lightweight makeup so long as it covers my entire face with a new one
January 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been hungover but I assume it's like opening your laptop and seeing the 1000000000 tabs you visited last night
September 4th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a brilliant day today with @AMPFoundation . Thanks for having me and thanks to all the candidates for being so inspiring. Good luck!
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
I try to bring up The Sims at most parties
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
I wear too much tv merch to be OK
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
*not an ad and I wrote it because it'd be nice to see ppl thanking companies who help sometimes rather than just complaining to airlines
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know what it means when people online call you 'mum' but I don't like it. Stop.
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm at the point in my life where I can't believe I ever had the courage to wear shorts outside
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
continually doing this until Thursday. pic.twitter.com/mKyQTVp5XI
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
The Cake Cutter > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/qIaKQjkUeC
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
why do they keep cropping me out of photos? :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Have I told you @Daniel_Sloss is funny? Watch his shows. He sometimes mentions them on his twitter feed. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
Now that our PM pays people smugglers as well, his argument of turning people away to avoid encouraging the industry can be ignored, right?
March 24th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got around to seeing Annihilation yesterday. It was terrifying. Imagine painting over a dark wall without d… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hope you're all well x
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Too many times in a day do I have to resort to an online tutorial where some 7 year old kid shows me how to use a computer
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
nooooo twitter.com/F1/status/1029…
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, laziness. I knew you'd come back to haunt me. pic.twitter.com/zSXGyIes3l
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @JustinJonesTV : @natalietran i spent too much time editing this until i realised it was actually glee. pic.twitter.com/dyeMlpsdbT
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
I never know what to say when doctors touch my tummy and ask if it hurts. It hurts more than if you don't touch my tummy. Why go outside.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NO, JAN. IT'S NOT."
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
It's not how big it is. It's the girth. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
They said we wouldn't make it but we proved them all wrong. pic.twitter.com/LijuT4gaUs
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Nothing like watching a pregnant woman dance better than you could ever hope to twitter.com/TiffanyChantel…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : #BREAKING A #Rohingya man who had been found to be a #refugee has just tragically died on #Manus. The men must be evacuated…
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
Picked up a catalogue today that said: ROBOTS 20% OFF Then I cackled and went back into my cave
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute. Fairy bread is not international? *beams bat signal into sky*
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
fucking ridiculous to take something that is obviously a joke and even labelled a joke straight after its made... a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
women owe you nothing
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
How good was the ending of Boardwalk Empire? Rewatching Sopranos and keep thinking about great endings of shows
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Hard truth: Book clubs are just OK
March 20th 2015
@natalietran
How To *correctly* Cross When A Car Stops For You 》 youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 《 new vid incase you missed it.
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I want to wrap myself around every part of you
February 16th 2018
@natalietran
sorry to the lovely girl I just met! I had my sunglasses on at night because I forgot my normal glasses and they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Hawkins_Kevin : @natalietran Can you please RT Live Below the Line's new video? We're an Aussie campaign fighting extreme poverty! https…
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
new vid: TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << RT if you feels
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason @mickyb273 didn't reply? Where do you get drugs? pic.twitter.com/30Oft54JZB
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
Just putting the finishing touches on it now! pic.twitter.com/4tz712UDeo
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Eek! So exciting to be on the phones for the @ASRC1 telethon! pic.twitter.com/DlJpA4bmjZ
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
How big is the fine, Scott? I've got some savings and feel you're really limiting your potential. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
*googles how many calories do panic attacks burn*
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
:(
June 17th 2017
@natalietran
The word 'influencer' and the way people use it makes me want to vomit
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
disappointed with how rarely you get to say "I think I'm falling in love with you" daily so will try to bump it up to at least two times.
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << pic.twitter.com/lZaMCoioiA
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : When the Australian Government imprisoned Mohamed in its refugee camp on Manus, he had a 2 year old daughter and a pregnant wi…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait for the Ken Burns Bowling Green Massacre series
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wore a dress with a slit up the side for the first time last night. Like a classy motherfucker in a 90s film. 5.6/10
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
We should have known once photo booths became a regular thing how shit everything was
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I've been such a horrendously stupid and ugly person lately. Somebody take away my human license
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know, I’m never depressed until I read a motivational quote.
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually like to judge people on their racist, fear mongering, damaging publicity stunts, but Pauline Hanson is an arse clown.
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
There's no better moment than when my alarm gives up. It just gives up.
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
My Downloads folder is just menu pdfs of places I don't go
January 1st 2018
@natalietran
Happy new year- may it be filled with love pic.twitter.com/IXrYqoHI4g
February 2nd 2015
@natalietran
This week's video: Change Room Curtain Gap >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << in case you missed it
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
March 9th 2015
@natalietran
Percentage of time spent thinking about my future: 2% Percentage of time spent thinking about how I'd cope in a zombie attack: 98%
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @tim_dunlop ! Tim is all sorts of wonderful with a little extra on top. One day we will reopen Old… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Brain: It's 7pm, you still have work to do. Do not watch The Office Work To Do: Do It 2am: That was a great episode.
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the poems! Can't wait to absorb all your feelings
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
Internet: Look at this ridiculous new gadget that must be for super lonely people! Everyone: hahaha WTF? A headles… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today my dad told me my sister and I were the best things about his life. I hugged him and told him I was really sorry to hear that.
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Unspoken rule. When mum goes out for dinner, I drive to home and bring dad McDonalds. Then we hide all evidence.
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
I'm a very unfashionable person but I really admire the confidence of those who confidently wore amazingly out ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
I thought this was The Onion washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @adamliaw : Here are the other two Australians killed by terrorists in the last 2 weeks in case you want to have your own minute's silenc…
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night and let out a loud sexual groan whenever Colin Firth appeared on screen. I've become a woman in a chocolate ad
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
What happens?You just hit an age and decide,"Yup. Heard all the new music I can. My playlist is full.Now where's that oldies radio station"
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
still lost the game. By a lot pic.twitter.com/OZerLMmYeV
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Also scripts were on my laptop and all the travel footage for travel vids are gone. At the end of the day though, just stuff. But apologies
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Wrong Level of Elevator Doom > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Because people would prefer if you shot them pic.twitter.com/T3yYpzZGrS
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've never done drugs but I imagine the relief you get is similar to what I feel when @SylvanianUK tweets these abs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the vain question but I was thinking of getting braces. Have any adults here had them? Will the boys at school make fun of me?
July 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sad to be missing @vidcon and all the amazing premieres happening there. It'll be my bday though so pretend that's why you're all there!
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < The Cake Cutter pic.twitter.com/pOzo2xuocp
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can we ditch flags and anthems already?
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jenanmoussa : There is no tragedy in life like the death of ur kids. Syrian dad says farewell to Aya & Ahmad who suffocated in yesterday…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Interesting kickstarter project: the @artiphon - a new instrument that replicates/combines a few traditional ones kickstarter.com/projects/artip…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Fairy bread before dinner is for true champions pic.twitter.com/uT815VFo30
May 15th 2018
@natalietran
horrific twitter.com/guardian/statu…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha adore this twitter.com/TeaLady24/stat…
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today there are rallies to protest the treatment of Refugees on Manus and Nauru. Please go to one. 12 deaths. Chi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 1st 2015
@natalietran
Got home after 6 weeks away. Checked phone. One voicemail from wig shop.
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I know I've been harping on about racism but what's with asian kids who don't know what Kumon is?
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It should still count if you set your alarm and intended to follow suit
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever invented fake pockets is one sick fuck
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that a girl came to my house and laughed at my eyeshadow palette. I agreed, mocked it, and pretended I didn't just buy it.
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's funny how people talk about how poorly they eat during the holidays. Guys, this is how sad people eat every day. It's great, right?
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
Our country keeps digging its heels in but it's not holding us still, it's moving us back. Come on, Australia.
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I miss when you could wear a wrist band and that was enough to let people know you were a rebel. Not a total rebel, but you know, enough ;)
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
I did! Check it! ha no all good but I get it now. Men are the worst. Stay inside. Sorry sorry dude better try sleep. Talk soon xx
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
I have the music playlists of a much fitter, more attractive person
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
Is it OK if you can't relate to any memes or quotes about friendship?
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sunrise green screening out their protesters and using stock footage of an empty martin place behind them is so ama… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
just sharing because I'd love any suggestions or ideas pic.twitter.com/52bt9Kgnbe
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just sweated out 834789379287342098 calories getting up at 3am to buy BTS tickets in another country for my friend.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
With my bag stolen, so are my cameras and laptop and I may not be able to replace them for a couple of weeks so apologies if I can't upload.
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Please help. I've visited the same animal shelter four times this week and want to take home all the cats. It opens… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to generalise but if you're old enough to drive and still have lucky numbers, we're probably not going to be friends
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : 1. Seems like a good day to point once again to this excellent/depressing longread from last year, about how Australia's imm…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : I got so much wonderful advice from all of you today, the last day of my twenties. Thank you ❤️ Here’s the best advice I can…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
haha go away. That's adorable. That's asking to be pulled over twitter.com/anthonypadilla…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
What has happened is a barbaric disregard for the basics of humanity and the right of every child. Utterly heartbreaking #PeshawarAttack
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
How to cut open head to remove thoughts without being confronted by lack of quality inside?
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
Favourite ethical (preferably eco friendly) underwear brands? Need to bribe some people into doing me favours so fancy is good
May 21st 2017
@natalietran
a kookaburra stole my biscuit
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
... the kinds of evil you have to be to partake in something cruel like this twitter.com/lizcgoodwin/st…
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
Finished a script! All it took was three packets of biscuits and a lot of tv breaks. Filming today for upload tomor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Rightly got judged for writing notes on a paddle pop stick. To be fair, if I were Zoe Deschanel in a movie, this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Your message isn't to people smugglers, it's to the insecure, racist, xenophobic side of Australia. Shame on you. twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Please stop mansplaining Blade Runner to me. I understand what a scifi is. I know that they're creating a dystopia where Asia is a force...
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
We're so social @anthonypadilla ! pic.twitter.com/0YEunuWcXV
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Freaking knitting books and their clickbait titles. I don't even know why this was suggested to me. Yes I do. pic.twitter.com/I7i8xlQmGL
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
get out of here @NASA @HUBBLE_space pic.twitter.com/oFhfl2ploN
November 17th 2016
@natalietran
getting older is accepting that you won't figure out what some notifications on your phone mean
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, gigantic ants nest pic.twitter.com/cMQQPrFPCH
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
I'm very good at doing renovations if all it involves is saving pictures of expensive homes in magazines
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
One day I plan on hitting that "end" key on my keyboard. One day. When I know what it does.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
cheer up, buttercup
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
The world needed a little happy news. They're all out! Congratulations and phenomenal respect to all those involved… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If your partner always leaves you the crusts of bread, does that mean they don't love you? pic.twitter.com/e2Q4Kng25Y
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
When people in romantic movies say lines like "I've never told anyone this before" it always makes me wonder what I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
great twitter.com/Yassir_Lester/…
September 9th 2016
@natalietran
hey! Sorry still editing but there will be a new vid today! pic.twitter.com/2vTLjzkDqQ
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
How dare you. Nobody speaks to me like that except in the bedroom.
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Sydney, I'm about to get on a flight to DYKWIA at the Cafe Lounge at 730 with @mattokine @natalietran @genfricker @aaronch3…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
I really feel like talking over people makes me right
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
no pressure to youtubers but kylie released a video that's decent in length, probably has good retention, and all it took was a secret baby
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
:( cats pic.twitter.com/maYBfrTp81
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Let's lie in bed and listen to this audiobook together. They're about to hook up. I'm excited.
May 13th 2015
@natalietran
About to leave again and for once, I think my cat will miss me pic.twitter.com/YsPJmWTwWP
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
A handful of pasta per serving worries me. I have small hands
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I was pretty annoyed at the sexism in GTA. Then I went to see if I could go to Sephora pic.twitter.com/956FKWT7Pl
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : *spins wheel* Okay it’s going to be ...children ...who rely on income support ...who have autism! twitter.com/squigglyrick/s…
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
Me: I should learn to dance and try to become a @SydneyKings cheerleader so I can go to games Partner: Or you could work and pay for tickets
October 28th 2017
@natalietran
haven't uploaded in almost a year but I hear things are going really swell for people on youtube right now
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
you ask for one simple thing pic.twitter.com/WjMWvosftG
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Tell an angry person they have a voice like silk
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
me: Please let me know if you need any changes! client: You've missed half the words in the subtitles and the name… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
August 10th 2016
@natalietran
You won this time, liquid eyeliner, but one day... one day.
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
I like to offer people high fives because it’s fun getting constantly rejected
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adambspencer : This will be a cracking watch; New film @vitamaniamovie about the science of vitamins #vitamania: youtu.be/GpcUHAlBpnI
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Any interior architects in Sydney on my list? Any billionaires who need friends? Any artists who need a muse? But the first one
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
My mother is incredible at giving compliments that are criticisms. Latest one: It's so nice that having bad skin doesn't bother you
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do birds suddenly appear every time chips are near? Just like me they long to be close to youuuuu pic.twitter.com/vgdiynii6M
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
There's a beauty queen named Natalie Tran and now ppl call me and hang up when they realise I'm not her. Um I was once in my school magazine
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Unfortunately not in Sydney otherwise I'd be there! Aaron's great! twitter.com/aaronch3n/stat…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite part of making a homemade birthday cake is when it all goes to hell and then you realise everything in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
'These women are not statistics' – deaths in Australia in 2015 gu.com/p/46cnd/stw
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
my f1 tipping comp if you want in. Cut off is just past midnight in aus for this (sorry it's late this round) Next… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
The old man next door is learning Into My Arms on piano and I think I'm in love.
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
remember when Friday Night Lights took over your life and Coach and Coach's wife were your family?
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just magical. Waltzing Matilda via @raychenviolin open.spotify.com/track/3CGmzfgZ…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
<3 <3 youtube.com/watch?v=7ndFzX… via @djang90 and @raychenviolin
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
just realised what you can imply on Twitter. @BarackObama texted you but just in case you miss it, we're meeting at boat wharf at 4pm xx
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << pic.twitter.com/THy7f6DbMj
May 7th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just made up an incredible story about a fake, ill person in my room to justify how much food I was taking for breakfast. I was moved
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry this week's vid is taking longer. True problem- costumes and face paint. Might write another one but there will be one this week!
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hey guys! I'm one of the judges in this comp so if you're Aussie,over 15,and have any cool ideas make sure you enter amp.twimg.com/v/15b9e70d-fd0…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
sure sex is great but have you ever killed someone after seeking revenge for 18 years?
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to anyone affected by the earthquake in Nepal. Terrible news
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is just forgetting how to spell most words.
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
ugh can't believe I got cropped out of this shot :( :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
January 25th 2016
@natalietran
Woot! After many savings, our newest addition. Be stable, my beating heart pic.twitter.com/Hg7U2jWdVe
April 28th 2016
@natalietran
The best selfies I take are the ones that don't look like me
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really jump up and down on beds? I've tried. It's not that fun. 2/10
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @oypoolboy : food brand tweets about depression pic.twitter.com/095zkvLggg
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
new vid up later today! Also, here's a gift I was given "Ohmygosh how did you know?!" "I saw your search history." pic.twitter.com/mjTKd25iLq
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ginamei : My forever mood. pic.twitter.com/J8TZelWd8Y
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being the devil and having to spend at least an hour to do makeup to look like Peter Dutton every single morning
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Wow, how crazy is the US! Imagine having a government so racist, homophobic, and inhumane. Oh wait....
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
My desperation turns me off
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
you just have to believe twitter.com/KelseyKanavel/…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Seriously though, hats off to all the cast and crew behind @GoodGameTV It's a real shame to see @ABCTV let this slip. Will be missed X
January 17th 2017
@natalietran
I feel so sick but all I’ve eaten today is ice cream
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
100% If I were a supervillain I'd kidnap a harpist
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
how wonderful! twitter.com/statelibraryns…
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I never let kids win. My niece yelled "I won" last time we played a game. "NO," I corrected her sternly. "You LOST.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
marry me, banksy hyperallergic.com/464419/1-3m-ba…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
The moment I got a full length mirror I stopped wearing skirts
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry there hasn't been a new video, I'll work on one as soon as possible. I'll also exercise, be a better person, and eat healthier.
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
Thank you to two of the finest guys out there. You're all types of sweetness @thefinebros let's Live. Die. Repeat X pic.twitter.com/cu5tHvy0bA
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @travelofkush : #ThaiCaveRescue We should all praise how the young coach kept 12 kids in great morale for 9 days in a pitch black cave.…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : If you believe all bad news is fake news, you're accountable to no one. youtu.be/5wYlUuyftN0
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
YUP. Att: Australians twitter.com/tim_dunlop/sta…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
I hate being desperate but I do it so well
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
People kept coming up to watch us play so I had to just hover in the one spot, pretending to line up the ball for a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’m overanalysing things when it comes to this guy. Like when he texts “who is this?” what do you think he means?
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Funerals would be way more fun if people did mention dope kicks twitter.com/wesleysnipes/s…
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it last night, new (travel) vid! youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui…
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
You start making a "30 minute" recipe and next thing you know it's 4am
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
Today I got held at customs while two people analysed the mole on my nose. Good times.
November 19th 2017
@natalietran
there's nothing better than great sex
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
How do some women drape jackets on their shoulders and have them stay? What’s it hanging off? Your attitude?
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
You don't agree with privatising education/racism? YOU'RE LEFT. Nothing I express is left. It's centre. You don't even KNOW how left I am.
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
fucking, fine, youth culture. *googles 'what does fuck boi mean*
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
I don't mean this in a rude way but I'm an old lady now and I have disposable income so where's the ticket option t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
#shareyourrejection From ages 14-22 I continually applied for a job at my local video store. Even when I had work I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
When people compliment me I want to punch them in the face
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Accidentally bought a jumper that looks like my blanket. Excellent. pic.twitter.com/rsIX8nvUvm
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Just a reminder that there is a 37wk pregnant refugee on Nauru in breech, with preeclampsia the gov won't fly to Oz http…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
just googled what #squadgoal meant. So here's mine. #squadgoal #realsquadgoal Except the doctor and the pirate. pic.twitter.com/6CV3zivKoa
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Has anyone here been to see the Morning Glory Clouds in Aus? What are they like to look at from the ground? Where did you go?
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
This game is giving me chest pains. Come on @BlueJays Just 48 consecutive home runs. That's all we need!
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
desperately need to see more photos of couple friends proud of how they look at other people's weddings
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
The idea that any of us have any say in the rights of gay people is ridiculous. Fuck it all but enrol and help aec.gov.au/enrol/
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
fair enough twitter.com/NealBTomlinson…
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the cruelty free festival for vegan gozleme, drove it home, got into pjs, and am watching Her with it. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne, be less cold :(
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
Being 30 is just forgetting you already made a cup of tea more often
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
and we all thought the world would end when the bees died pic.twitter.com/jijuPWFAAx
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
give me some songs to fall in love to
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
The feeling of finally getting around to listing stuff on ebay is like an orgasm's boring, adult, doesn't-go-out-on-a-friday-night cousin
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
request for more SRugg mixes in future please twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
gah can't stop looking at his tattoos. Going to be in la next month if anyone has any tips on how to get a last min… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VariousDan : @natalietran 4 months later...
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
oh no! They don't broadcast the little kids playing rugby at half time? That was so cute!
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
Now I remember why you stop wearing high heels once you trick someone into dating you.
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If this is my best life, I'm fucked twitter.com/tylerhabx/stat…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Fair enough " @MBCraig57 : @YouTube @natalietran I am pretty sure retweeting an older video doesn't count as putting up one this week.... "
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! See you this arvo at the rally! Archibald Fountain Hyde Park 1pm in Sydney. Marches in other cities here doctors4refugees.org/upcoming-events
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Pure bliss. @Vegemite on toast and had a lamington with tea. I've missed you, Australia
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/CzpA7JFRdR
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
On one hand, I'm thrilled to be eligible for my free 10th meal. On the other hand, I just started eating here last week
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Let me love you. Just a little. I adore you. Nothing else will do.
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just FYI the Crystal Palace trending is not the Vietnamese function centre in Canley Heights
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Poor @RowanJones_ . He was teamed up with me for and we got smashed. All I can do is pick uniforms. @EASPORTSFIFAANZ pic.twitter.com/86CQGRhkjC
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
As much as I HATE the idea of voting in this, I want our govt to know it's time to stop this homophobic bullshit aec.gov.au/enrol/
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
thank FUCK twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I have to be extremely comfortable with somebody to feel OK wearing shorts around them
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Can you go to Coachella if you're not confident wearing sleeveless shirts?
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
!!!! Larry David pin and keyring!!! Pretty good. Prettty pretttyy good. Thanks robo!! pic.twitter.com/z0SnVtuBDy
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
animals aren't put on this planet to serve us but honestly, what is the point of having a cat if it won't go to the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was at the airport checking my gate when a man came up and said "look at you, standing here all by you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : Our immigration laws have been systematically gutted of rights protections & flooded with personal powers. That's why Dut…
February 8th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful evening at @Concertgebouw and such a pleasure to get to hear the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra pic.twitter.com/CdmRBpgjVV
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
don't complain about your abuse because others get abused and it's not unique twitter.com/Cipher562/stat…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, tweeting angry stuff like that is useless and does nothing but add negativity. How nuts is it that when kang… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Just booked a hot dinner date by myself. I better put out after.
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How outrageously wonderful is music? There are songs I wish would just come alive and devour me.
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Do people gift each other playlists these days instead of mixtapes/cds? Sorry, this isn't a joke. Just a genuine q… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Most of my day involves feeling myself for stray food crumbs
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
They didn't get in touch so no, not honestly twitter.com/SBS/status/950…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney Kings, you're breaking my heart.
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just did. Very easy. Do it so they know twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
August 26th 2014
@natalietran
There is an endless list of terrible things I would rather do than listen to someone tell me about my tax
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
my signature move is to tell someone I’ll email them a recipe for something and then not follow through
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
New (half) vid until next week. Dinner Would Be Nice >> youtu.be/VYQ2o1-hZTI << pic.twitter.com/lo6ifVul4u
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
just donated to people seeking asylum living in Aus who will now be cut off from food and accom. You can too:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
I've just donated to the #RedShieldAppeal. If you want to help, donate now. salvationarmy.org.au/donate kmart.com.au/wishingtree
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Ok, 2017 diary, I promise that YOU will be the diary I don't abandon
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
favourite part of a DIY project is when you realise you've spent way too much money on materials and should have ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've been cheating on English Breakfast with Darjeeling lately and things are getting serious
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Really need to marry the guy at the churros shop. Can't afford to keep living like this.
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
haha OK. You think I’m insecure? Right. OK. Why? Why would an insecure person ask you if you were talking about them 50 times in a row? Why?
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Don't worry, @ABSCensus , I got your back. EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA, asl? #CensusFail
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I must have had a lot of work to avoid today because I've been on Twitter more than usual
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
yay! @nashedgerton is on @nova969 this morning talking about Mr. Inbetween. Sorry, got dates wrong previously. Star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
I eat like I hate myself when I'm home alone
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Then I'm a very unhappy person Happy people make their spouses healthier ti.me/2dtAIH7
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Watching some coming of age films is like watching scifi. Try being Asian and telling your mum you're going out.
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
My next door neighbour is an elderly lady who calls me 'wonderful girl' because I offered her a lift once. Now I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
I look like your child " @stuckonfknyou : YAY I FINALLY GOT TO MEET @NATALIETRAN AGAIN AFTER FOUR YEARS, ❤️ pic.twitter.com/QcT5rVIdKh"
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @hexsteph : Last year I raised $14,000 for Alzheimer's when I ran the City 2 Surf. This year, I'm hoping to exceed that goal and hit $15K…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry my video will be late this week. I've got a flu because I'm an Aussie in England and I don't know how people live when it's so cold :(
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
throwback to two of the Finest men buying me ice cream and moustache stickers <3 @thefinebros pic.twitter.com/H1vP84Cv5I
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahah twitter.com/dzikidz/status…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrMichaelLucas…
December 28th 2017
@natalietran
My partner explained what he thought the show Will & Grace was about- a sham marriage they participate in for some… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
Definitely post lots of photos of your new relationship everywhere. It will end well. You will be happy to see them in the future.
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
this is bloody brilliant twitter.com/zondagmetlubac…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
As I pour chocolate flavoured cereal into a bowl at 5pm I think
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is waking up and seeing the light from the sun forcing its way in around the edges of the blinds.
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Is there a fetish where the person likes to take you to watch musicals?
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Want to get attention from your partner? Message them pictures of your cat nonstop until they write back "PLEASE STOP. AT WORK."
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
This survey was a joke, should never have happened, and caused a lot of pain. SO IN YOUR FACE, ALL YOU NO FUCKERS #MarriageEquality
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Even though I google a lot, I'm yet to find one celebrity whose partner is ugly enough for me to feel like I have a shot.
May 20th 2018
@natalietran
Went to my sister's last night and she bought me an old wedding dress to wear to watch the royal wedding. Highly re… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Good to see so many outraged Aussies on my feed. Don't forget that there's a protest on the 5th of November! Come a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
* GOD not STAR * complaint was made * I also tweet about eating donuts * complaining about complaining on social me… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I know it's all in my head but when I meet people who wear cool coloured nail polish, it feels like a power play
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SalwaBarmaky : Medical student say we care. #detentionharmshealth please share to bring them here!! @Kon__K @drstewart_MSF @natalietran …
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanwilliams : If you want to see white flight happening in Sydney, stand out the front of a Sonoma after they’ve sold out of miche loav…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
1. ... Astrid's were more expensive 2. How often do people actually buy jewellery for their partners? twitter.com/fmtoday/status…
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
Only because eggs are in the news today, here's a little about my romantic relationship with eggs and going vegan tinyurl.com/zyyblub
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
Just watched Youtube Rewind 2017 and don't even know what to type first in Urban Dictionary
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
You know what’s wonderful about @JonDeeOz ? It’s not his involvement in the banning of plastic bags, plastic microb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Really excited to be going to @vidcon this year! I'm going to have a shower and everything! twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was upset about how few prospects there were out there for me and then THE ROBOT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : Situation on Manus is very worrying. Make no mistake the welfare & safety of the people on Manus is the responsibility…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenQuilty : Tomorrow night I speak at the @melbwritersfest about my book, ‘Home, Drawings by Syrian Children’... in bookshops now https:…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I guess it's time to get those prescription sunnies pic.twitter.com/lXRs75W6Ef
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'd stop listening to the voices in my head if they didn't have such goddamn interesting stuff to say
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
I hope my computer writes notes to its family that read, “She ignored the update notification again today. Please send help. I miss you so.”
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Poor Jelena abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1…
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
fell asleep in taxi and when I woke up the driver said, "I'd like to take this opportunity to warn you about earthquakes."
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Remember when horses died after this race and everybody was sad? Remember when people hated the new casino? Anyway, enjoy Melbourne Cup
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Five year old niece wrote a song about having no friends. It made me so sad. Nobody is going to be her friend if she keeps this up :(
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm doing so well!! That's why I'm online so much!
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Thanks to the @thefinebros for having me in another video and my heart grows even more for @veritasium in it youtube.com/watch?v=n-U2Ba…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Tonight my friend @echeng 's ep of Tales by Light plays on National Geographic Channel in Australia at 7:30pm canon.com.au/explore/tales-…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey! Tonight at 9pm on Ch10, my wonderful friend @TroyKinne 's show Kinne Tonight is on. Make sure you check it out! x
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed to not yet had the opportunity to say "you can't fire me because I quit" before turning on my a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
... did... any poc feel kind of... strange watching Downsizing?
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
my week's appointments belong to a much richer, more attractive woman
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
So my best friend has asked me to get her BTS tickets when they come to Sydney. She has no idea how stressed this t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! No Wound >> youtube.com/watch?v=Du5fNU… << Because no wound? No pain.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
Genuinely curious to know what you think of the pub called Longtime. I totally understand where the upset comes fro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
she sighed, defeated, and looked it up on urbandictionary
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
brilliant twitter.com/mercedeslynz/s…
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
No, sorry. I don't think it's the political state of shit you're in. I really think it's extreme couponing that will be the silent killer.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's so hard to tell if someone likes you. When someone says the idea of being with you sounds like a nightmare, what does that mean?
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
David Fox is my mood twitter.com/mip/status/105…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
You can make a monthly or one off donation or they also have collection points where you can donate packets of pads… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @louistherouxbot : I'm in Egypt to meet Willow, a former spy turned fascist gymnast who believes Bono cursed their bloodline
April 2nd 2017
@natalietran
bed
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Wooot! <3 twitter.com/nashedgerton/s…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
"Do you want a receipt?" "Yes please. I'd also like to find it at the most random of times and not be able to find it when I need it."
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Person: what's your favourite colour? Me: green Blue: you motherfucking traitor
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
Blank space @veritasium instagram.com/p/w6Z4kepxQr/
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Regina Spektor coming to Sydney! Have listened to this song every every day for so long now. youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hello, London instagram.com/p/yJrY2upxSq/
November 30th 2017
@natalietran
It's Rowan's birthday tomorrow and I just caught him opening and using his present without telling me. The balls on this kid
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
The secret to being an adult: Everything has cumin in it
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh sshiieeett, Mr. Bingley and his party just arrived at the dance. People live tweet Pride and Prejudice, right?
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
try. harder. What's wrong with you people? I just want you to have a great day! JUST HAVE ONE twitter.com/Zamuroy/status…
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Looks like I'll need someone to re-enact f1 races for me from now on
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/hKxb4HfMbv
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
person: what makes you happy? me: the opposite of these kind of conversations
October 26th 2016
@natalietran
amazing <3 twitter.com/guavajagular/s…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Will take this as you offering to perform it next we meet twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel vid! This time in Austin >> youtu.be/izmAZrUABqE << Watch me eat a donut that will make your heart stop
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
Kingsman comes out tomorrow! So excited @mrmarkmillar !
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Great article on Geordie Williamson twitter.com/theage/status/…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
What you did was useful and will be seen by the right people. I'm sorry. Honestly. I'm honestly sorry what I said was so upsetting for you.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Frontline is such a brilliant series. Amazing show by @workingdogprod Has to be one of Australia's best. Definitel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully tonight my dream is better than the blockbuster served last night in which I decided I'd place my order f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
I have one sister, nine years my senior. When younger I would sneak into her room, wind up this box and watch the b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha <3 @Tommy_little instagram.com/p/Bkj0ampnIpV/…
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
How many people there were on the bus to the herge museum (creator of tin tin) instagram.com/p/zGLID3pxac/
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
These were the trousers the model wore for today's shoot. They come up to my chest. pic.twitter.com/pkWC9bdjJI
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Tried on a jacket my friend has that looks stunning on her. It looked so terrible on me the sales assistant started covering me with scarves
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Great poker face pic.twitter.com/PNGbgkMagN
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really enjoy taking baths? With candles and stuff? I just feel the panic of being in a room alone with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
It's ridiculous that we're not in love yet
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
Wes Anderson and @johngreen ! instagram.com/p/2B6U8CJxRP/
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's an ugly part of me, deep down inside, that wants to kidnap a foodora/deliveroo cyclist and ask them a lot of questions
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Why is it that whenever it's tax time I can't find any work receipts but I have a receipt for every soft serve or lolly I've ever bought?
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Happiest of birthdays to *one* of my best friends, @tim_dunlop ! Thank you for being such a beautiful person. You a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
That was amazing. The tears, the sexual tension, the overall blackness and inability to stream. 10/10 said they would stream again.
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
I love that dreams can be about anything. Last night I was dreaming about doing paperwork and not being able to dec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
When somebody tells me I can’t achieve something, I don’t bother arguing. That’s a waste of time. Instead, I put my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
too wonderful to get to meet some of you at @YouTubeFanFest ! Thanks so much for coming and to @Jenna_Marbles and @ConnorFranta for our seg x
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : Join @IISuperwomanII in her campaign to stop girl-on-girl hate. goo.gl/CozhP7 #GirlLove