videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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October 6th 2019
@natalietran
My entire twitter feed is angry about the nrl. Fuck I wish I knew about sports. Someone please break it down for me?
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
I must be peak hormonal cause every dude in Bunnings is looking great right now
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
David Fox is my mood twitter.com/mip/status/105…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I hear people say, "you just have to KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. Never stop uploading!" I'm fairly certain someone out there dies
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
It's ridiculous that we're not in love yet
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
:( Did you make sure you emptied your Trash? You have to empty it or the space doesn't clear up #CensusFail twitter.com/ABSCensus/stat…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
heart twitter.com/alanalda/statu…
August 30th 2016
@natalietran
I hope this works pic.twitter.com/04KYcOAxy0
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
"We're not going to be quiet" @KKeneally at today's rally #letthemstay #HometoBilo pic.twitter.com/6sTxKgdY1e
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
Finished a script! All it took was three packets of biscuits and a lot of tv breaks. Filming today for upload tomor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
Today the only email I opened was a promotional one from my favourite Indian restaurant. That's work life balance.
January 14th 2016
@natalietran
RT @abcnews : STORY: Bomb blasts reported near #Jakarta mall ab.co/1TWICGP
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're online. Or you know, out partying.
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I was interning years ago, I went to the set of Australian Idol and was asked to sit in the judge's chair duri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2019
@natalietran
Love it. @doddleoddle hid sung lyrics to a song in her videos, in the correct key and all. She's completed the song… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
you ask for one simple thing pic.twitter.com/WjMWvosftG
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
To be fair, if I became president I’d also introduce a crazy ban.⁰Nobody funnier or prettier than me allowed. All men must also grow beards
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I have to be extremely comfortable with somebody to feel OK wearing shorts around them
September 20th 2019
@natalietran
More confounding than how many politicians have done blackface is how many dress up parties politicians seem to attend.
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Kuwait mosque bomb toll rises to 25 dead: ministry u.afp.com/ZJJD pic.twitter.com/JEICtryjpO
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry for the lame question but any hints on where to buy non leather and non pvc men's wallets? That don't look like I made them?
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
sorry store is paused for an hour!
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
... am I too old to buy VIP fan club tickets to @ShawnMendes ? Let me rephrase that actually, how do I best obtain his dna?
May 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'm so sick of always being right
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
we should start calling people seeking asylum 'single use plastic bags' so Australians might care more about our treatment of them.
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
One 0.008 cents at a time twitter.com/bb_steps/statu…
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
aw this just came up in my reminders. 3 years ago! I really fucking love how many friends I've made one way or anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine watching the fight and then thinking about how the same man has punched a mother in front of her children
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
what all frame default photos should be. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
For all those polling booths who didn't have a BBQ, that's lazy and unaustralian. Bunnings can't support this nation by itself.
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
Call. Takes no time twitter.com/GhostTownGoldi…
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
yesterday my tv daughter had to hug me in a scene. it was really nice. imagine someone wanting to hug you.
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
remember when Friday Night Lights took over your life and Coach and Coach's wife were your family?
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Update: Police request that people avoid the area. The situation is now contained.
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
tag a friend who tag viral social media
July 24th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Already love my 30s. Here's part of one of my awesome presents. Points if you can guess pic.twitter.com/qgo3uJJrpV
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
How do people have the patience for lavish christmas light displays? I have shoes I've not untied for years because they're double knotted.
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
Saw some whales today and goodness the ocean is a behemoth of a kingdom pic.twitter.com/hPWQeQVJNN
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Is it a good or bad sign when your friend decides you look like the warning picture for his tobacco? pic.twitter.com/KSBqWi9GDf
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Made lunch from a recipe book AND finished a video script for this week. If the vid is anything like the lunch it w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
she hit "reset password" for the fourth time that morning
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
[Client comes and sits next to me at computer] Client: Actually, the info is on our website. Can you open it now?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Does the pizza guy call me the house girl?
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
" @RowanJones_ : @natalietran read the room facebook" Sorry, can't hear you because I was in one photo with my head cropped off
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
It must be such a power trip being a parent and knowing you have full control over your child's haircut. You can ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cancels tickets to toronto* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
:( cats pic.twitter.com/maYBfrTp81
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry editing took so long I figured it's better to wait until tomorrow. Here's a few screen grabs though for proof! pic.twitter.com/Jya2SLJdVe
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : While @ASRC1 lawyers do all they can to do 850+ refugees applications by Oct 1 u can help #KeepThemSafe by Donating: https://t.…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's a co-production and it makes sense to cast a western star to widen the appeal- it's been done the other way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
New (half) vid until next week. Dinner Would Be Nice >> youtu.be/VYQ2o1-hZTI << pic.twitter.com/lo6ifVul4u
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
*books ticket to Tasmania* twitter.com/today_tasmania…
December 11th 2015
@natalietran
It's been tough pretending to know stuff about Star Wars. I know it's where I belong in society but I feel very fraudulent.
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
I wear too much tv merch to be OK
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
best kind of delivery to wake up to. Thank you! Almost x pic.twitter.com/FyJx7AoE8T
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
Far out. @simon_reeve s new series is something else. His ep in Libya and Tunisia and it was incredible and heartbreaking.
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Daley_Pearson : Our animated series Bluey starts on @Disney today!
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : When the Australian Government imprisoned Mohamed in its refugee camp on Manus, he had a 2 year old daughter and a pregnant wi…
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, stomach. Be on my team for once.
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Also any recs for weekend getaway from Sydney? I've got a new lens and want to romance it a little.
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How is youtube rewind 2018 gonna cover this shit?
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TheAVClub : This man wanted to be on Ellen so bad he built his own set and hired an Ellen look-alike trib.al/0XzbAXx https://t.c…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I went home and changed after. It was a poor plan.
October 24th 2017
@natalietran
At what point in life do you start understanding what customised license plates are meant to say?
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
I'm here for you. Except if you're sad. That's a bummer.
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I told a woman who was in the change room section with me that the top she was trying on was really nice. She smiled. She didn’t get it.
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
why do they keep cropping me out of photos? :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/auyzRgKjGm
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason, I really thought I would have been in a ton of pressing-buzzers-in-gameshow situations by this stage of life
February 21st 2015
@natalietran
touching visit to Bastogne and the war museum today and then ending the night in Luxembourg pic.twitter.com/Vhr3NvbTzq
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
me: Dad, I'm so sorry, I'll be in Melbourne next week when we're meant to go see a concert together. Will you be ab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheNewsAtGlenn : My dad's just put up a map of the world in his office so now it looks like the studio of an alt-right vlogger.
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
I'm sorry for having said mansplaining. It must be awful to have people judge you because of your gender. I'm sorry.
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of sdsdsv_15_pleasejustapprove.prproj
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @travelofkush : #ThaiCaveRescue We should all praise how the young coach kept 12 kids in great morale for 9 days in a pitch black cave.…
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : We hit $250,000 on projectforawesome.com/donate! We still have another $100,000 to raise by noon tomorrow to get the full @Saveth…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Really need to marry the guy at the churros shop. Can't afford to keep living like this.
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
December 1st 2019
@natalietran
whenever I have five minutes free: maybe I should get a fringe
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
I'm a very unfashionable person but I really admire the confidence of those who confidently wore amazingly out ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Matt's great! Always love watching him! Even when he's not on stage! Even when he thinks nobody is watching because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Spoon and watch movies with me until the neighbour's kids start folk stories about us.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
How big is the fine, Scott? I've got some savings and feel you're really limiting your potential. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
It’s ok, I’ll sit out the cheers. It’s never been worth finding a glass. Never
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I've been working with Mad Men on in the background the past three days and love it every re-watch. Don is the wor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2017
@natalietran
rosebud!; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !;: And all I did was buy furniture. Aim higher, nat. Aim higher.
January 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sleemol : Just about everyone knows this iconic photo of @FredHollows - but perhaps not the story behind it. news.com.au/lifestyle/real…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think it's true that pets know when you are packing? I feel like my cat knows but also knows doesn't care. She might be happy?
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t believe in soul mates but I have to believe there’s someone out there who wants to make me gnocchi, read me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 23rd 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FJEdjWgxkd
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @louistherouxbot : I'm in Egypt to meet Willow, a former spy turned fascist gymnast who believes Bono cursed their bloodline
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
oh ok. When Ewan McGregor sits next to a bear in a field and talks to it about their colour coordinating tops, it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Just disgusting. m.smh.com.au/federal-politi…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Just a reminder that there is a 37wk pregnant refugee on Nauru in breech, with preeclampsia the gov won't fly to Oz http…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but uploading! pic.twitter.com/rENZAhnjAr
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
at @Fortnums yesterday on my endeavor to die of afternoon tea gluttony. recs for scones or good indian very welcome pic.twitter.com/7jmzp22gIh
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Had a haircut today. Almost nailed the "don't look interested in products they put in front of you" look But I was interested I'M ONLY HUMAN
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
It's not my fault they got lazy twitter.com/burgotastic/st…
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
My #TeenChoice for #ChoiceWebStarMale is @realDonaldTrump
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Harder to sneak into work conferences in hotels than movies would have you think
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Ramentic dinner pic.twitter.com/14k0E4nmyJ
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
When somebody tells me I can’t achieve something, I don’t bother arguing. That’s a waste of time. Instead, I put my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Life is at a good point when you feel really emotionally connected to the guy on the phone helping you with your electricity bill.
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
July 13th 2017
@natalietran
The kids mannequins at target have more style than me
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
meals are just an excuse for a side of fries
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Youngest niece listened to my heart. She told me it was broken and black. I laughed, hugged her and her sister, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
come here, come cure me
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
I want to prove Netflix wrong when it predicts I won't like a film. Then I remember it told me I'd hate Indecent Proposal. And it was right.
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
When I die I want to come back as the man I just worked with. Please note this was outside work so not youtube stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has this and thought it would be fun if I had a go. Incorrect. It has ruined my day. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/qWUXrvsRAN
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : “National security does not lie in the fairytale of border security; it does not repose in the ongoing torture of free human b…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Are you asking if we read the news? America, you're so fucked. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
From today's protest. If you're against the way people are being treated on Manus, *COME* to the protests. Let peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
August 8th 2019
@natalietran
excellent day involving vg afternoon tea followed by some new piercings. Like all excellent days. pic.twitter.com/Ov9KZmBsZb
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
continually doing this until Thursday. pic.twitter.com/mKyQTVp5XI
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
Can confirm that @SimuLiu eats superhero quantities of food. I think he consumed a litre of dairy after this pic.twitter.com/dtYevFpaUa
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I'm going to make my own Asian coming of age movie: "Mum, can I go to my frie-" "HOW DARE YOU HAVE FRIENDS. DID I C… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nice opp for help and advice for any emerging creatives from Western Sydney ice.org.au/2019/09/hot-de…
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
Is this a service Sam Neill provides? I'm in to it. Book me in twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Young girl at the bookstore called me ‘ma'am’ Cute. Enjoy the elasticity in your skin while it lasts, cupcake.
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Fashion changes so quickly. In 20 years people are going to look back at photos and think my collecting teeth to make necklaces was weird!
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Really had the feeling by this age I would have discovered at least one secret door somewhere
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
I only go leave my house to talk to other people about what they watch when they're at home.
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
I thought this was The Onion washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
friend: hey, just act normal me: what's going on? friend: just play along! me: pic.twitter.com/eZaU6Dx0LZ
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
woot! Shirts and posters arrived today so keep an eye out for them at #YTFF if you're there! Tickets: goo.gl/LLD7NU pics soon
November 7th 2019
@natalietran
hihi I try not to fangirl too much BUT TODAY I MET MARTY (Tiriel Mora) and this might be the most excited I've ever… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << pic.twitter.com/B7y66ftTD0
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
omg I love how political Jude Law is getting these days #blessed twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
you like my asteroid? Gee thanks just bought it twitter.com/CNET/status/11…
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
I missed Paris. Just arrived and saw a man in a striped sweater with red scarf on cycling with a baguette. You can't write these things.
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks so much guys! I'll definitely talk to them about death <3
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
me in my 20s: I’m going to become a writer and make great things and meet awesome people me in my 30s: Don’t make eye contact with anybody
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
The best thing about being an adult is you can eat lollies for breakfast! The worst part is nobody cares about you and we all die alone.
July 2nd 2019
@natalietran
can't write one song that's not about you
October 7th 2019
@natalietran
yeah. He once opened a door for me and said something but I was unable to hear over the handsome and charm. I was t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
I really feel like talking over people makes me right
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Absolutely smitten with @maggierogers Don't know how I hadn't seen this INCREDIBLE live video before. Fills the he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
Opened the door to a sexy limited edition 20th anniversary ps4 from @PlayStationAU ! Had to take a family portrait pic.twitter.com/a3MzGd3CNw
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
Never played Red Dead Redemption but am intrigued by all the RDR2 videos people are uploading. Can you really do an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
I really thought I would have been caught in a broken elevator with a handsome billionaire by now
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
you don't know my life pic.twitter.com/LjIreIroIg
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << Because pauses are for the devil
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
Why is this still a discussion? Change the date of Australia Day
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
oh my goodness. she's turning 7 this weekend. Remember when she wanted to do the cloning thing? Now she can do thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
I would if the little snitch wasn't watching twitter.com/itsTherene/sta…
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
If you ever meet someone who actually takes an Uber driver's water bottle and mints, that person is going to write… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 30th 2015
@natalietran
Enjoyed the openness of @jodiefox 's new vid on work life balance youtu.be/OjnjUJwOqrc This year I committed to family time so feel this x
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One day I’ll have the courage to tell my friends I don’t like escape rooms
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
#2012vs2018 slightly longer hair but the same pic.twitter.com/K5D6ukEYCw
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm doing so well!! That's why I'm online so much!
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
me: happy valentines day, 2am 2am: I'm actually seeing someone else me: fuck you
February 24th 2015
@natalietran
in Vondelpark today. First time riding since I was about 12. Fell into a tree in the first five minutes. pic.twitter.com/RiTG7r1DGb
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
awesome work. @celestebarber_ 's donation drive has already raised over 8mil for The Trustee for NSW Rural Fire Serv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
brilliant twitter.com/mercedeslynz/s…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
Just putting the finishing touches on it now! pic.twitter.com/4tz712UDeo
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. fucking yes @rexorangecounty open.spotify.com/track/6Jl3ZOX6…
May 8th 2019
@natalietran
heya twitter.com/sydfilmfest/st…
April 8th 2017
@natalietran
Of course you like banana bread. Everybody likes cake.
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
<3 When I grow up I want to be CJ Cregg twitter.com/AllisonBJanney…
June 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just found an old Ecard I sent to myself. So I guess that's who sends Ecards.
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Utterly disgraceful that Australia continues to allow deaths to happen because of our policies. How have we let hum… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
time for laughs @ronnychieng 's new Netflix special viewing at lunch pic.twitter.com/HiOuBBiIKf
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate missing teenager Eden Perry. → bitly.com/2MccWDQ https:…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
I don't mean this in a rude way but I'm an old lady now and I have disposable income so where's the ticket option t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
and at the end of each week, she would take about 1000000 teacups out of her bedroom to the kitchen
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
Got three emails from different people today asking if I wanted to go see Celine Dion. Guess I'm that old now
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
It just got really lonely, growing at such a rapid rate and uploading so consistently. twitter.com/prattperrys/st…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anybody tell you what to do. My friends told me I was being delusional but I ignored them and went with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
It's tough being a woman in her childbearing years because on one hand I think about having children, on the other hand I had m&ms for lunch
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
black mirror pitch: It's 2065. Someone figures out how to hang up Skype calls without the awkward 5 seconds looking for the hang up button
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Just rewatched the last few eps of sex and the city. Why does carrie leave the artist? I forgot about the artist. Stick with him.
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
ooooooohhhhh yeeessssssssssssssss twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
still true. Happy New Planner day twitter.com/natalietran/st…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I guess it's time to get those prescription sunnies pic.twitter.com/lXRs75W6Ef
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Jaydub77 : Just wrote, 5.23 this morning. pic.twitter.com/po6pJ5u6b6
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
really want to become a pro athlete so that I an achieve something on the court/field then wink, kiss my hand, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
didn't think I could meet someone whose opinion of me was even lower than my own
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
naw you don't have to blank out @ChrisEvans name though <3 twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
she drowned in a sea of internet tabs
January 3rd 2020
@natalietran
String taped to the leaves. The strings kept breaking so we did it a few times. Rowan was lying on the ground, unde… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 11th 2019
@natalietran
this week every dollar is matched! twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
June 8th 2016
@natalietran
The majority of my life is spent looking at the clock to figure out when I need to put pants on
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Don't trust sisters who get along. It's unnatural
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
it almost feels the same I've got to stop myself from whispering your name
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Man I love period dramas. This woman is turning down marriage proposals like a machine.
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
estimated income of two US household incomes on an episode of your WEB show and weeks to edit ONE episode and you don’t have the monetary
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
No, yeah, awesome. Leave me alone with my thoughts. No worries. It's good.
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @MikeCarlton01 : If the govt isn't into subsidising "lifestyle choices" maybe it could start taxing churches. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-1… via …
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
You don't negotiate your borders, you negotiate your humanity twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
RT @DsSayed : Sentenced to death at 14, will be hung TOMORROW in #Pakistan, sign the petition against it: amnesty.org.au/action/action/… … #SaveShaf…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Bring them here Town hall if you're in the area pic.twitter.com/CNXGX3S2iJ
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
haha. ... What? Border Force to check visas on Melbourne's streets abc.net.au/news/2015-08-2… via @ABCNews
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
Meeting your heroes is fantastic. You realise everyone is tired and just wants to go home and sleep.
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Nothing but respect to the woman reading this audiobook. She is doing both voices very passionately for this love scene. I'm into it.
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
Here's an interview I sat if you're keen :) smh.com.au/digital-life/d… pic.twitter.com/K6t6G8mLsa
July 5th 2017
@natalietran
Love yourself. Forgive yourself. Nobody else will because you’re gross.
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
This is crazy. I did this today too twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
video chat with mum Mum: Can you see me? Me: yup! Can you see me? Mum: no Me: Oh, let me try again Mum: It's ok. I don't care if I see you
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
imagine being so cute you have to wear this around your neck pic.twitter.com/kmPmUSlUQJ
October 24th 2019
@natalietran
Started watching Succession. Two eps in. Is that whole show is like because I can't handle when I go to dinner at s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey! Congrats to @ronnychieng ! His show Ronny Chieng: International Student debuts today on @ComedyCentral 11.3… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
Very late to the party but am watching Something's Gotta Give and have had to pause it because I have the very sick… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2017
@natalietran
She stood in the cafe surrounded by couples and groups of friends. "Takeaway churros for one!" She grabbed the bag and hobbled away.
October 26th 2016
@natalietran
amazing <3 twitter.com/guavajagular/s…
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
The Cake Cutter > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/qIaKQjkUeC
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
This upcoming royal wedding really demonstrates how one day you can just be a normal, regular, everyday stunning ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
my nutritional intake is like that of an unsupervised child
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
well done twitter.com/bechillcomedia…
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Do people gift each other playlists these days instead of mixtapes/cds? Sorry, this isn't a joke. Just a genuine q… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : I got so much wonderful advice from all of you today, the last day of my twenties. Thank you ❤️ Here’s the best advice I can…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Nauru refugee dies of suspected heart failure smh.com.au/federal-politi… via @smh
December 26th 2019
@natalietran
Guys, if this isn't what Twitter is for, I don't now my left from right. Today my dad looked amazing at Christmas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
I love that dreams can be about anything. Last night I was dreaming about doing paperwork and not being able to dec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
So yes, I will have a look at the dessert menu vice.com/en_us/article/…
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hi Baby instagram.com/p/BshAYANhnvV/
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I'll keep you posted. You'll ignore but I. will. keep. you. posted.
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Really hoping to make more content in 2019. Should I focus on
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
think of you at day dream of you at night
January 25th 2016
@natalietran
Woot! After many savings, our newest addition. Be stable, my beating heart pic.twitter.com/Hg7U2jWdVe
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
would not be betting on this team in Amazing Race twitter.com/smh/status/925…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
Lots of places you can look to donating to help send aid to those in Mexico. I just did through @DirectRelief directrelief.org/emergency/hurr…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
terribly sad twitter.com/CNN/status/100…
December 7th 2019
@natalietran
nice Except... she seemed happier before? That's a little upsetting twitter.com/VancityReynold…
October 2nd 2016
@natalietran
GO big sporting event that's happening tonight! Do it! Do sports!
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @angryasianman : Who is this? I will follow her. pic.twitter.com/k56TlFukbT
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
I didn’t choose the tracksuit life. The tracksuit life chose me
March 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hope you're all well x
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
my dream has always been to live in a tiny cabin like this away from people and then die in a way that means I beco… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2015
@natalietran
whenever I scroll through different Fonts I feel like a King surveying his court jesters “Go on, impress me. Show me what you can do”
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
me: how strong do you like your tea? person: strong. me, panicking: is this strong enough? person: stronger. me, s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
Every interaction I've had with a moth has been frantic. Moths need to calm the fuck down.
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
lonelygirl15 twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
December 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: I feel so unattached to this Earth and fear everyone is dealing in the wrong currency person: excuse me? me: I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to see this! #skylight #nyc pic.twitter.com/QEemD5yad8
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
The amount of people I've had tell me I'm really nice/smart/well spoken for someone who grew up where I did is ridi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
This is exciting! Someone tell me which night to buy a ticket to. Can't decide twitter.com/SydOperaHouse/…
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
I need to learn from the passive aggressiveness of telephone messages that say “did you know you can also head over to our website?”
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
Happy Vegan Day! Being vegetarian's been swell but today I'm switching to a vegan diet. Diet first then with new purchases once
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
[comforting friend over their recent break up] Friend: I miss him. Me: I know, I’m sorry. Friend: I love him so mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
Is Baby Driver the beginning of Drive?
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
People understand the number of displaced people in the world is going to continue to grow, right? You can't keep w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Ps thank you to the crowd at @BrownUniversity for laughing when I asked them to. You guys rock pic.twitter.com/wZZlhgvjxc
October 12th 2015
@natalietran
I’m really disappointed that despite how many times I decided to start my own secret language with a friend, none of them ever took off.
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Filmed a vid to start the next lot of vids I've been working on! Really excited to finish and upload it next week!
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
When I write my book about how I became a handsome billionaire, this part of my life will be a chapter titled 'fuck it, wear the hoodie'
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Guess who got the other and also loves it ;) #blessed twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
December 22nd 2019
@natalietran
being under 30 should be illegal I'm so sorry
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
1. I fucking love my mum. 2. Whoever keeps sending her stuff from here, I will find you. 3. Pretty pumped she downl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
Also, this is hilariously romantic and an excellent depiction of what it's like to be in love. You give zero fucks… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
don't complain about your abuse because others get abused and it's not unique twitter.com/Cipher562/stat…
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
too many babies in grocery stores with smokers cough
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some people miss the careless joy of their youth. Others miss the free time they had. I miss having enemies. Reme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to my sister's place and saw my mother this weekend. She hugged me and said "Why won't you just get rid of tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Pauline talking about same sex marriage being confusing for kids and minorities having too much power really suits… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
I need everyone in the frozen section of grocery stores to calm down. It takes me a while to make big decisions
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I just realised I'm an adult with money and can buy any outfit I want from one of Britney Spears's music video. 2016, you're gonna be great
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I think I could be alone but then I get stuck trying to get out of a dress for half an hour
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I hope my old Sims characters are still happy, in love with all their neighbours, and getting promoted
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
get in line twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine what you think of Thai people if you can only think of Thailand as a place to live as a white person if you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Accidentally bought a jumper that looks like my blanket. Excellent. pic.twitter.com/rsIX8nvUvm
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
me, morphing my personality to win someone else's approval pic.twitter.com/kjemjp5kGV
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I want to go to there #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/RLYU1gFdP7
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Fairy bread before dinner is for true champions pic.twitter.com/uT815VFo30
December 6th 2019
@natalietran
Thank you @NSWRFS and thank you to the Canadian fighters here to help. Heroes rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/supp… twitter.com/RFSCommissione…
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Also the amazing @rhettandlink had me on Ear Biscuit and you can hear it here itunes.apple.com/podcast/ear-bi… or soundcloud.com/earbiscuits/ep…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not saying the ABC needs new people in charge but Play School once emailed then never wrote back.
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: The world is full of adventures just waiting to start me in my 30s: Rob, can you microwave two minute noodles?
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
Dad took up the violin in his late 60s and works so hard. To think I'd complain when told to practise as a kid as… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
one great mind looking for another I'll throw @nashedgerton into the mix as my suggestion. He has some great track… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
If you take photos where you're looking over your shoulder at the camera, you're a hot person. That shit is insane
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to learn how to braid and then everybody I know is going to let me braid their hair.
April 16th 2019
@natalietran
who is chasing all these women in perfume ads?
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever lie in bed and get so excited because you're great in bed?
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @HughdeKretser : If you haven’t already, please donate to help us reach our target for our Change This Appeal. hrlc.secure.force.com Hu…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
♥️ same twitter.com/ThuyThuyBurd/s…
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
Donate to help Puerto Rico: directrelief.org/2017/09/major-…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
Why is it ok for characters in movies to watch other couples kiss and get sad? When I watch people kiss in real lif… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Please go support gorgeous indie channel @anthonypadilla Really pleased to see the little push got youtube's atten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
... mate, commercials about toothpaste are more exciting than my life twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
Have been watching so much @Kathbum lately. Have legitimately been trying to figure out if I want to look at havin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2019
@natalietran
stupid young people and their lovely skin and all that energy
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, facebook memories. Good to know my Friday nights have always been wild pic.twitter.com/typh8z7SET
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Just found out my 3 year old niece is actually 2.
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Back in my day it cost money per sext
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
March 23rd 2017
@natalietran
#pray 4 people who use hashtags with spaces in them. And for Pauline. She is a devil. twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SolomonWakeling : @natalietran There’s a line I have been meaning to use like: “I have a direct line to hell, let [x] know that the devi…
July 17th 2017
@natalietran
It’s exhausting being an everyday hero
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
so I have some vids to film now but after the longer than usual gap, is it weird to not address the gap? Do I do a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
me and my cat twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I like that if the world were taken over by zombies maybe a quarter of my friends would know what to do. All of us… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
Our country keeps digging its heels in but it's not holding us still, it's moving us back. Come on, Australia.
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I hope Tony's mother is near the bar because she's Tony's mother
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
they're incredible. #ThaiCaveRescue twitter.com/2mins_2_win_it…
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
It's not how big it is. It's the girth. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
No Australian Approves youtu.be/Ec3CTlovSK8
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/jCxywBC5YL
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
5 year old Niece: Why is your hair purple and pink? Me: I dyed it Niece: Why? Me: Just for something different. Niece: Are you sad? Me: Yes
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Started watching Big Little Lies and now I never want children. I had no idea you had to take them to school every day.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Seriously though, hats off to all the cast and crew behind @GoodGameTV It's a real shame to see @ABCTV let this slip. Will be missed X
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought a man would have asked me to twirl in a dress for him by this stage in life
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever wake up, eat pancakes someone has lovingly made for you from scratch, sip your tea, and think ‘there ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : I hope everyone’s having a happy Sunday! Now take a moment to think about the thousands of low paid Australian workers in…
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks to @ScreenAustralia for sending me to @mip next week with awesome creators like @veritasium @nickboshier @ConnorVanV and @mychonny
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
love this idea <3 twitter.com/johngreen/stat…
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're interested youtu.be/oB4993b4gew She's an entrepreneuierixer superstar
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : Tickets to the NY live show are moving quickly. Get your tickets now to avoid missing out! caveat.nyc/event/is-there…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
It seems if you play one song on repeat for three hours, people working near you will get a little irritated?
February 6th 2015
@natalietran
Midnight macarons in Paris. In my onesie. With no makeup. Because that's how real people eat their… instagram.com/p/yvMWnhJxZQ/
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
It's so strange when you grow up in a household where positive reinforcement isn't really a thing. My parents were/… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @elliottdesai : i got added to a group message that's 75% strangers & i just watch them hang out every day pic.twitter.com/AAA325zD7u
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
This song youtu.be/bflkeWVTNk0 Have seen her four times and each time she's better
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
My parents came here by boat. Glad they got in early. twitter.com/smh/status/792…
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/nd7q94veWb
March 10th 2015
@natalietran
I decided to go vegetarian at the start of the year and today mum made me vegetarian pho. Best. pic.twitter.com/hF9zhqDO3W
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
It's depressing how cool and fashionable the mannequins in kid's shops are.
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
A year 12 kid stood up for me on the train. I almost slapped his beautiful, young, needing to be made a man face.
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @fakeedbutler : This speech (about how much we hurt asylum seekers) will literally be illegal tomorrow. Read it now. http://t.co/3PrAiu…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I know I've been harping on about racism but what's with asian kids who don't know what Kumon is?
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
excellent news! twitter.com/abcnews/status…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @raychenviolin is in aus! dates here musicaviva.com.au/raychen/ pic.twitter.com/N81qY0bJ6t
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Someone's 11 year old kid told me she's kissed 9 people. That's almost double my number.
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
these legends took an 11 hour train to come yesterday! twitter.com/abitofpim/stat…
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
but aren't enthusiastic texts from powerful older men happy to just be close friends normal? twitter.com/IWriteAllDay_/…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
mother has asked me to meet her so I can pick up 15kg of oranges even though I told her several times I have not fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @helytimes : Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are the original Jim and Pam
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
my signature move is to tell someone I’ll email them a recipe for something and then not follow through
July 27th 2017
@natalietran
Gosh dang it I love movies
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
projectile vomit everywhere twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
September 4th 2016
@natalietran
Happy Father's Day to all you now-very-sexy-because-of-my-age-and-stage-of-life fathers out there!
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
As on every Wednesday-Uploading now* *Australian upload speed applies and YES I'll go through my hair and makeup pic.twitter.com/CMnER8Nuo2
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Guys they got me another one pic.twitter.com/N5bJCrpLxL
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many, many moons ago, a mystical giant helped cinemas decide what Small, Medium, and Large serving sizes were
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Pure bliss. @Vegemite on toast and had a lamington with tea. I've missed you, Australia
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @markhumphries : I can confirm guests include @adamliaw , @natalietran , @Jan__Fran , @lauramoates , @mayorofeasyst and @charlesfirth . https:…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
entering the grocery store: I don’t need a shopping basket for this quick trip. 30 seconds later: I regret everything.
August 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SBS : A fresh, insightful and surprising investigation of the global vitamin and supplements craze. #Vitamania premieres this Sunday 8.3…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
come here
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
If you don't steal your partner's hot chips, are you even in love? pic.twitter.com/8A55PFTPqg
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It should still count if you set your alarm and intended to follow suit
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Guns, hey.
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
also looking for shirts, pants, belts, vests, and jackets twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
Dad asked me what ice cream cake was. I told him. “That is a really good idea!" It is, dad. It is.
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
haven't used stuff like this in many years but any recommendations for software for notating etc? @AvidSibelius , @finaleofficial others?
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Verified on twitter! I'm now a real person! I imagine this is exactly the same feeling as winning gold at the Olympics. Thanks @chrisledlin
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Milo and Hank. This sort of cuteness should be illegal. My heart. pic.twitter.com/yYPzbljTJu
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
"what are your symptoms?" "anxiety" "that's a diagnosis, not symptoms" "I want to pull all the skin off my face" "?" *pulls skin off face*
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
I'm very good at doing renovations if all it involves is saving pictures of expensive homes in magazines
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Don't be play dumb, touch screen, I know you felt me touch you you impossible little minx
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Someone just mentioned rice pudding and I had no idea what it was so googled it. What kind of sick debauchery is this? Leave rice alone!
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
visiting Sydney is seeing the same body of water from different angles
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I remember before Instagram when you had to guess who was insane.
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
My late 20s involves a lot of conversation about what to do while you wait for your car to be serviced. It's a lot like GIRLS or SaTC
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous person gorgeous calendar. Can't wait! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, Instagram, I get it. Fit people can wear bikinis confidently in photos. I bet deep down they're unhappy though. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT?
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Shame on you @PeterDutton_MP twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
I've never diffused a bomb but I have let someone finish talking for a while even though my parking was about to run out.
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
Why do 17 year olds look like models now? At your age I wore bright coloured tracksuits from Target with the words "GIRL FUN LAUGH" on them.
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Be with me
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @CDisillusion : ... pic.twitter.com/GcfdfNW0fI
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful meeting you also! Hope you liked the lamington <3 AH *dorks out about shirt* twitter.com/bowesy123/stat…
July 4th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the nice messages and emails. I'll share what's been happening soon. X
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
To the family whose car I jumped in front of in the street and did a strange dance to, my apologies. I thought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @burgotastic : If we let this one family stay, then we’ll have to let stay every family who makes a positive contribution to their commun…
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
My huge fan @nashedgerton is great pic.twitter.com/Rt8k1CU8JJ
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
if you haven't seen it, the trailer for Content @Daley_Pearson @charlottenicdao @ABCTV twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
When I heard a robot had killed someone today, I knew that a small percentage of my friendship circle also whispered, "The Singularity"
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Printer, nobody has this many problems. Just chill. Be positive.
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
best day ever pic.twitter.com/lNPLte7FdJ
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! It's ok, I'm her PG >> youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA <<
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
tie me up
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wine and ink pic.twitter.com/9BimefwwPP
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Greens leader Richard Di Natale: "The reality is this 'it's OK to be white' slogan has got a long history in the white su…
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
currently listening to music a much more attractive person would listen to while they get ready to go out
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
My dad watched BIG but missed the beginning. He told us, "BIG was a great movie but I don't understand why he turned into a boy in the end?"
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
[after watching Ted Bundy tapes] me: I'm worried I'm a serial killer doctor: You're not me: I'm worried I am docto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
My daily lie: Nah, this doesn't need to be ironed. Looks fine.
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being tall
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
googles how many calories crying burns
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I own a handful of very ambitious underwear that will never reach their full potential
December 11th 2019
@natalietran
"this is a nice view from here" I'm in tears. You guys are gorgeous. Congratulations. twitter.com/philipwang/sta…
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
January 6th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so excited to see Brooklyn! John Crowley directing, Nick Hornby writing, and starring Saoirse Ronan and Domhnall Gleeson! Gah!
March 26th 2019
@natalietran
sister sent me this. My niece has apparently been telling the same joke to everybody. Multiple times. Learns from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
barefoot or in uggs? twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
A big part of my adult life has involved going to people's homes and thinking, "That's a nice chair. I should get a nice chair."
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @dangolding : Shut it down. There'll never be a better actor interview than Mendo breaking down his career here youtube.com/watch?v=IpbcKz…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
. @margaretcho is in town soon and here's where you can get tickets twitter.com/margaretcho/st…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Apologies to @aami for the negative publicity. Other providers do it too, I just find it purposefully misleading.Otherwise they've been fine
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
Just donated and you can too twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
For four years our government has allowed officials to bribe people smugglers. Anybody involved needs to be impeached. This is outrageous
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so excited to share my upcoming project with you guys! I've been work- just kidding. I'm about to watch a zac efron movie.
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading now! so it was a weird video and I delayed but have decided to upload because I like to make you feel uncomfortable
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Concerned @SydneyKings will never know how much @Bballforeverfb and I contribute via approving applause pic.twitter.com/KAyUdWHRGo
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
RT @adilray : 1 million+ Muslims are being persecuted, raped, murdered in camps in China. It’s another holocaust. The distinct lack of cover…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just got asked to paint the house number on the bins and I've never felt so alive and trusted.
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
The Moirai told me not to unpack my suitcase of wants just yet. It’s probably time but I’m not quite done pulling gently at the thread.
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rac_sydney : We have some great speakers lined up for the rally on Saturday. We need 1000s of people to join us on the streets to keep u…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
... the kinds of evil you have to be to partake in something cruel like this twitter.com/lizcgoodwin/st…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
A girl at school had one of these and we all thought she was the coolest pic.twitter.com/Gmkcalycv4
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : A man stabs his daughter in her sleep, who runs from him screaming. He chases her to the shops and grabs her by the neck, st…
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
Finally confessed to my sister I broke a bracelet of hers 17 years ago. She said she had no recollection. My point… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
yes! twitter.com/SamesJames/sta…
November 27th 2019
@natalietran
they didn't have names before?! twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Last edit for the year sent! Now to try to make something before Christmas so @nashedgerton doesn't stop being my friend
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Nothing like watching a pregnant woman dance better than you could ever hope to twitter.com/TiffanyChantel…
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
"...49, 50," she panted as she forced herself to complete her set of push ups. Narrator: she didn't do 50.
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Netherfield park is let at last twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
awful theguardian.com/world/2017/oct… If anyone knows a good direct way to send money there please share
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
because I'm very punctual every Wednesday pic.twitter.com/j32UYLIcAW
November 18th 2019
@natalietran
It was such an honour to collaborate with the devil recently
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
>>youtu.be/7vMoIUEzC-A<< A non scripted more casual vid this week of a game of Guess Who on a new channel pic.twitter.com/M7ssyux9n0
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Freaking love that The Magician was made into a series and that @nashedgerton directed it! Just saw a screening and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @LesStonehouse : Made me laugh... and then I felt a bit sad. #auspol pic.twitter.com/snQ4fzKq6K
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @FightLoudly : @natalietran this is the petition to stop Saeed's deportation #SaveSaeed change.org/p/qantas-emira…
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
I love watching teams of friends compete on reality tv. Since my chess app on facebook isn't working out I'd like t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k… <<
December 13th 2019
@natalietran
Wore workout clothes and intended to exercise after class but got lazy and drove home... yet the clothes insinuated… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair how little you guys trust me. Do you know how many fathers I have come up to me and grill me, asking me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
I spend my entire afternoons just counting down until dinner
October 6th 2016
@natalietran
My sister gave me a sticker book as a joke. My niece asked to use some. I said sure. Then I went home and peeled them off and put them back.
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
I have one sister, nine years my senior. When younger I would sneak into her room, wind up this box and watch the b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
Family with kids born in Australia woken up and given ten minutes to pack before being taken to detention centre fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
She's not even angry at me. This is just a normal end to a conversation. pic.twitter.com/WHsoqnm0MS
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t trust people who sleep naked. You should sleep in full body armour.
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Ronny! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Men should tell you at the beginning of a date if they went through a thing where they were a DJ at parties. It's a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
ha @SydneyKings tweeting me a gif of myself saying 'call me' may be peak internet twitter.com/SydneyKings/st…
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I liked drinking alcohol. Could really use a water on the rocks right about now. Like the most h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2019
@natalietran
binged 5 eps of On Becoming a God in Central Florida last night and it's got so many great performances in it. Théo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
You know what’s wonderful about @JonDeeOz ? It’s not his involvement in the banning of plastic bags, plastic microb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
one day I hope to have the passion of a fight in a music video
November 6th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Must Contain One Uppercase Letter Watch it here > youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ < pic.twitter.com/45iYhtYDtm
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite memories is from a trip to Egypt when someone offered to give a quick history recap. He then cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
baby, hold that thought. I just have to take out my invisalign
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
I try to bring up The Sims at most parties
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
getting really tired of not having a friend with a private boat or plane
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
I've heard people having sex through the walls at every hotel we've stayed at this trip. It's now the pauses that are most intriguing.
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : We’ve tipped past the halfway mark with just 3 more days to go on our #HumanRights Week appeal. Can you help us reach our ambi…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, ramblings from fb, but this is something we should be able to talk about simply. facebook.com/doctors4refuge… pic.twitter.com/WQLIb4fwpo
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ferrisjabr : If you put chalk under a powerful microscope—white cliffs of Dover type chalk, not the modern blackboard variety—you will s…
February 11th 2016
@natalietran
If only Australians were as passionate about other issues like we are about drinking curfews
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry about all that. I'm really happy to hear criticism and know the video was limited in what it explored. Asian… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
naw. I remember someone once gave me a picture of Gary to sign. Classy, classy move twitter.com/truthhunter19/…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : Hey Sydney Twitter! My Sydney Comedy Fest run starts next week! I forgot to promote it, so now there are heaps of tix availa…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Worcestershire sauce twitter.com/BrokeNdSad/sta…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, website, time out. I’m too cheap to buy anything anyway.
October 5th 2019
@natalietran
In all honesty, I think the nicest thing a partner has ever done for me is be solicitous and communicative even if… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
always bring richard pinot never from tasmania noted twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know I share this often but if you haven't seen @nashedgerton 's Bear (sequel to Spider) it's great vimeo.com/26766999
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @_youhadonejob1 : I hope they realize she can move in any direction. pic.twitter.com/I4N7M3jpsU
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
Finding it very hard to find a good friend these days. Very few people will be loyal, reliable, be able to crack yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Unspoken rule. When mum goes out for dinner, I drive to home and bring dad McDonalds. Then we hide all evidence.
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
How do I nominate myself for an Academy Award because I just told someone it was nice hanging out and even I almost believed it.
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I think about this scene from Mad Men so often. pic.twitter.com/DwOWieWawe
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
They're making The Amazing Race in Australia again and I have already agreed to be hypothetical partners with all m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait to see this film! If you can, go out and support it! twitter.com/HarryShumJr/st…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
People need to be less sad about break ups. You only start going to the gym during a break up, it's great for you healthwise.
July 10th 2015
@natalietran
Just applied for my first credit card and got rejected. That's ok. I don't need you, banks. My mattress was FINE.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
People who exercise in their lunch breaks need less to live for
October 26th 2019
@natalietran
Colouring in mermaids with nieces and I gave mine glasses so they followed suit. Now our mermaids look like they ow… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
instagram had likes? were they a big thing??
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Look at you under this pretty sky pic.twitter.com/rtvmPIudrD
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : We have certainly encountered a puzzling conundrum with @natalietran #YTFF goo.gl/Ey0mjU pic.twitter.com/8yAgIS2z43
January 17th 2015
@natalietran
Any people taken photos with the a7r? Is it a good compact stills?
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
less christmas parties
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
That time Will Smith provided a backing track when I wanted to kiss a wombat. See. Life is weird. pic.twitter.com/sIpUnfteHT
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
7 year old niece asked for and received a pedometer for her birthday. Now she monitors and tracks how many steps sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
Best Friend Course 101 Find your best friend prettier than any model she shows you on instagram. Hand on my heart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
yay @veritasium (also yayy for you coming home! Stay!) twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don’t know Bradley Cooper personally but I know he’d hate all the dreams I have about him
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, I'm a delight twitter.com/mjhawley/statu…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
yes twitter.com/NayukaGorrie/s…
May 31st 2019
@natalietran
looking for part time work in Sydney that doesn't involve spending too much time in front of a computer. sorry I t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2018
@natalietran
oh my my my!
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm waiting to see a @richardbranson quote that talks about how lying in bed and eating m&ms lead to his success *crosses fingers*
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
I like to offer people high fives because it’s fun getting constantly rejected
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
Happy birthday to one of my favourite people, @mjhawley x pic.twitter.com/Zc3w3c6ofh
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
US friends, you can watch tonight! twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < The Cake Cutter pic.twitter.com/pOzo2xuocp
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
I'd sell members of my family for mangoes all year round
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot shake that the intellectual folk in Boston who started 'OK' as a joke about misspelt slang were unknowingly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
if you can't beat them, force them twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @AdrianneHRLC : Anti-democratic laws being rushed through by @DanielAndrewsMP will impact the rights and freedoms of all Victorians. Nobo…
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gentle On My Mind open.spotify.com/track/0mLoTgCB…
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Just watched an episode of Extreme Couponing. America, just based off your couponing system, you're fucked. You're all fucked.
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
watched a video today where a photographer was showing how he touched up his photos. He hovered his mouse over the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Krazygioo : what the fuck goin on pic.twitter.com/lM4y03PBPZ
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought cults would be a bigger part of my life
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and will turn each corner of your pages.
May 15th 2018
@natalietran
horrific twitter.com/guardian/statu…
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
sorry to do it again but this week's vid will be late. Been on the road for over a month but fly home tomorrow so promise regular vids soon
November 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know hearing about other people's dreams is usually boring but last night I had a dream about going to different… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
So sorry I didn't get back to your email sooner, I really didn't want to.
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << New video if you missed it pic.twitter.com/OEgOCtMyBS
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @JamesMelville : Best newspaper correction ever. pic.twitter.com/VzllYW7wBX
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
A headline serves a purpose. If you share articles online you surely understand the way these headlines are consume… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I hope the characters of @MadMen_AMC think about me as much as I think about them
September 11th 2019
@natalietran
What scares me about being alone is if you entered the dating scene you could date someone and they could turn arou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
casual photo we took on a beautiful walk in the mountains #blessed #messyhairdontcare pic.twitter.com/NWFNKOFIzM
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
I'm always upset when I think about what title or label a reality show would give me. None of the options look good
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
fifth kid out! theguardian.com/world/live/201…
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I think about this Smithy scene by @JKCorden maybe three times a day. It speaks to me on every single level youtube.com/watch?v=Xaq4nN…
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @brianschatz : First they came for the New York Times columnists. And I didn’t speak for him because he has his own column plus they didn…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
cool cool cool cool cool twitter.com/smh/status/882…
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
No, sorry. I don't think it's the political state of shit you're in. I really think it's extreme couponing that will be the silent killer.
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
It’s so much responsibility, naming a hard drive Is this what parenting feels like?
August 24th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a wonderful time at @MelbWritersFest meeting so many wonderful people. You guys are all so great! pic.twitter.com/3WCdai1oeP
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly fighting urge to kidnap twins, put them in separate rooms, and ask many questions.
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
February 28th 2016
@natalietran
I just faked talking to someone on the phone for 10 minutes to avoid human interaction so yeah, adulthood is going well
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
High and mighty? If you suffered blackouts and falls would you hope for adequate medical attention during that time… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
yeah yeah but more importantly, birds eat scones?
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
Can I please purchase? This is the only way I want to walk around my house from now on twitter.com/seamuseum_/sta…
November 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @derridalicious : #JusticeForWalker gathering now in Sydney. Black lives matter. pic.twitter.com/G4JogDnS3T
January 23rd 2018
@natalietran
An old man keeps knocking on my door with a pasta sauce bottle filled with honey asking me if I want to buy it. If I die, look for him.
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
When a real estate agent shows me a balcony and suggests I will use it, I really want to ask them if I look like so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @raychenviolin : Getting ready for the Summer on August 8th
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
One time I was standing on the side of the street when a car pulled up and the person said "Nat, I watch your vide… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
email from dad pic.twitter.com/89OCtH0FNe
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have been sending mum daily vitamin videos. Today I sent this as a joke. She wrote back "NO. MUST KEEP IN MOUTH" Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 26th 2019
@natalietran
RT @jennaown : hi! I want to share this doco I've been working on with @TheFeedSBS over the last 4 months. It's about the modelling industry…
September 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Scott Morrison is PM for a week and ▪️agreed bisexuals make his “skin curl”, ▪️announced conversion therapy is legal and no…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the feedback! I've talked to dentists and have to get traditional ones. "can I get the invisi-" "no" "...lign" "no"
January 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Being English like a boss. Had afternoon tea at @ClaridgesHotel . Tempted to do it again pic.twitter.com/fQoW1qPJPY
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
And there it still is...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Lunar New Year lunch with mum and dad at which mum fulfilled my request for the very traditional dish of hash browns pic.twitter.com/DT5AePJiTw
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the lovely @JohnSafran ! I'm sorry, this is the most recent photo I have of you. Doesn't... sigh.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine having a kid and that kid goes on The Bachelor
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
gah. Just started listening to @GreatDebates69 with @helytimes , @DaveKingThing , and @danorionmedina and am loving it. Check it out!
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
holy sexy picture twitter.com/BenMendelsohn_…
October 6th 2018
@natalietran
New hobby: introducing relatively new acquaintances as 'my soulmate' in social situations. Gets me wet.
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
sick to death of celebrities using twitter to get octopuses named after them at their local aquarium twitter.com/Sethrogen/stat…
February 21st 2016
@natalietran
Was awesome meeting some of you! twitter.com/thecusp_au/sta…
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Good morning @thetomska pic.twitter.com/7W5KenT8C0
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! What Do People Do With Photos of Food? 》 youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q 《
October 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Gun Control > Condolences twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey, come here. I love you.
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Really need to start going to the gym so I can get more upper body strength to scoop out this coconut ice cream.
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Isn't the Pepsi ad referencing this? Good thing Don Draper did the Coke one pic.twitter.com/51mY32I25M
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Had someone run into the back of my car (everybody's fine) but gosh it bothers me that people's concern is for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 16th 2016
@natalietran
My supermarket has a lot of footage of me looking at chips
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
Think positive. Yes, you got catfished but also, someone out there was replying to your texts and emails promptly.
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
me: welcome to being a woman, robot twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
nine years ago (jesus) @perkyWL wrote me this song full of video references and a friend sent it to me last night.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
cheersing should be something you can sit out without judgement
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
You wouldn't think it from this very appropriate present, but I'm 30. Thanks @johniadarola ! These will be abused pic.twitter.com/MEpDj3XfEf
April 17th 2015
@natalietran
A big part of me hopes that the guys at Customs at the airport are actually just checking your page out on Facebook
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to put your music session on private pic.twitter.com/LovZLVwJ8G
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
eek! twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
♥️
November 10th 2019
@natalietran
Thoughts with all those affected and a big thank you always to the people who help to battle these fires. Catastrop… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
My boyfriend is real. He goes to school at the Bowling Green Massacre
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be replying to comments on my latest vid for the next 30 mins if you're around. Please be around.
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
A friend put me onto this so thought I'd share. @whogivesacraptp recycled toilet paper with money going to building toilets in developing
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm learning Internet lingo so here is og @johngreen pic.twitter.com/uTXfLp7ZkH
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I hate every moment of decision making
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Every human has the right to medical treatment. You might be lucky to be Australian but you don't deserve rights mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah look it was a gamble to tweet about pencils. You can't say I'm not brave
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
People don't give you want you want in life. Trust me. Have not received any scripts for me to star as Oscar Isaac's lover in a movie. None.
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Drove for 4 hours yesterday listening to one song on repeat the entire journey and still got the words wrong each time
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
You can't paint your nails without looking like a bitch
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is going to be much harder for my real aged tinder profile. What's most upsetting is I do like all those thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
well I just fell in love twitter.com/Thatwasmymom/s…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
RT @racvictoria : State Library 2pm Saturday the 18th Feb. Rally No to Trump No to Turnbull Let the refugees in. #BringThemHere https://t.co…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
Naw, this is a non-parallel structure problem. Leave the Oxford comma alone. With or without the commas, it has iss… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
skjhdaksjkjhfkj I love you, Peter Quinn
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Do you think @netflix could reboot a vegetable pie I had in 2010? Nostalgia to the max.
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
Hopped online to answer work emails. Blinked. An hour passed and I just watched all of Britney's early music videos. Fuck you, Internet
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
should be protests around the world. horrendous twitter.com/AFP/status/111…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Did it. Loved it. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
February 9th 2016
@natalietran
I just blow dried my hair so I guess today was arms day
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @willozap : America can learn from Australia on guns, maybe Australia can learn from, I don’t know, all those countries that banned conce…
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
Happy birthday @tim_dunlop !! You are spectacular. I hope everyone is lucky enough to have a Tim in their life. One… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Mum : I got you more bananas Me : I haven't finished the ones you got me Mum : You will pic.twitter.com/OAUfDSVKFY
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
*I've never called myself a star. I'm a GOD A complaint was lodged. Sorry for mentioning it, I just find it a poor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I love my Twitter crushes. I want to print out their avatars, put them on my walls, and talk to them at night.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
ohmygodohmygodohmygod twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
I thought the song Ridin' was actually Writin' and was a song about censorship of written word. Seemed much more po… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 21st 2015
@natalietran
if you're interested twitter.com/pond5/status/6…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the biggest barrier to my becoming an entrepreneur is that I have to google how to spell it
March 4th 2015
@natalietran
On the flight home to Sydney. Where coats don't have jobs pic.twitter.com/dS5YdUEf7B
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
offering to model for photographer friends since 2009 pic.twitter.com/rhwAFfWMDz
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck me dead. I just read an ad for a job and got exhausted by the use of the word 'passion'
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was at the airport checking my gate when a man came up and said "look at you, standing here all by you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Is there a way to stop racists using the Australian flag? It's embarrassing and they should all be ashamed. gu.com/p/4ant9/stw
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks to whoever just picked up that injured bird :( I was just coming back with a towel and box and it was gone so thanks for helping it!
December 19th 2016
@natalietran
I give a lot more double thumbs up to people as I get older
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
They turned one of my favourite aussie films into a tv show! Yay Scott and @nashedgerton xx twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Thing is, if you're a woman, outcomes like these don't surprise you because you've witnessed this sort of behaviour… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 3rd 2017
@natalietran
when I grow up I want to remember to defrost things
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheMurdochTimes : Human Rights Commissioner @GillianTriggs fights back against the Murdoch media/Abbott Govt smear machine http://t.co/y…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
my friend told me specifically not to use that one. She said that was catfishing twitter.com/Megamix_Centra…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
how freaking great was ep 2 though? twitter.com/DEADLINE/statu…
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
RT @mjhawley : With immeasurable sadness & gratitude, we bid goodbye to Marvin: mentor friend. He loved ideas & people behind them. https://…
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
twitter > a sense of calm and happiness
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Tonight I'm hanging out with @amnesty Oz @amnesty and they'll be streaming some live on fb so stay tuned
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry this week's vid is taking longer. True problem- costumes and face paint. Might write another one but there will be one this week!
January 30th 2018
@natalietran
The lady at the art store said she watched me park my car out the back and then walk the long way around to enter t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
I took a couple of photos outside without him so my punishment was physical activity catch up. @veritasium pic.twitter.com/Rq9LBTJL25
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
Blank space @veritasium instagram.com/p/w6Z4kepxQr/
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, that's annoying. I don't know why I wrote 'stay tuned' you get what I meant. It would be nice if you joined. I'll stop
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite fake politeness is when people say "only if you're having one" when you offer tea. I'm not an idiot. E… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
current favourite picture pic.twitter.com/JWl3j1VDuP
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been a spy but I have been able to look at a price tag without the sales assistant noticing
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Loved it. @johngreen 's talk at #brandcast youtu.be/LfABP083wbU
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
just found this old screen cap pic.twitter.com/FONI6U2RGx
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
wild twitter.com/ZonePhysics/st…
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @adamliaw : Here are the other two Australians killed by terrorists in the last 2 weeks in case you want to have your own minute's silenc…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
and I'm eligible to enter the Miss Australia contests but mate, I don't like our chances twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
small victory but still good news twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Genuinely concerned that I will one day run away with an a cappella singer. I have fallen in love with several.
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Bananas are either unripe or gone. There is no in-between. A ripe banana is a lie.
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Yes, thank you for explaining Blade Runner is scifi. THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS. Where are the people who made the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
you know, I think I will make it. No context. Just this scene. Now to find a worthy opponent for the scene. twitter.com/xilcho/status/…
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8FHsOKKMej
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
oh man, loved the second season of @fleabag watched the filmed play a few weeks ago (thanks @MrCamW ) and had no ide… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2018
@natalietran
This whole Aziz Ansari thing makes me wonder WHAT is consent these days? If you can't keep hassling and pushing for… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks. Because you can't. It's impossible
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
So sorry, just arrived in London, gov'na and am a little jetlagged. It's weird because all I did was watch movies on the plane for 24 hours
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I don't remember lemmings being this emotional. How did I play this as a child? NO.
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I'm one of the Labor voters who is convinced they're going to reverse their position on offshore processing soon, and…
August 15th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Trying to start exercising again. So sore. Can't move without swearing. On the plus side though, really excited to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
come here
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
My gps is being very existentially comforting lately "You have arrived" "You made it"
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Twice! Amazing. Sunday? Sorry my phone sucks with apps (I know I know) so can you text me? Or email? Or use telepathy.
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: You know what? I might have a wine tonight friend: You have a whine every night me: *laughs for two hours* friend: I regret everything
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Bumped in to the lovely Kate last week and she's in her first play!! it's the last few days if you're looking for s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
Just found a cd I once lent a friend. Their house was robbed and she brought the cd back and said, "they took all our cds but left this."
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
blah. I'm furious and have been trying to get rid of it but it's itching me. I don't know if I should share the pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2019
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : These are called “billionaire bangs” and you get them from a stylist who hates you, and keep them because your friends…
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, I wouldn't usually share 'I just donated' stuff but it's nice to remember what your money can do, especially with all the gift giving
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
familiarity killed the friendship
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FeralCrone : 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to a…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : My TV comedy show Ronny Chieng: International Student is now airing weekly in the United Kingdom on the main @BBCOne chann…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Ok. That's it. I've put off not being tall and gorgeous for long enough.
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw David Byrne. Dude gives a concert pic.twitter.com/WqzLQFzTJV
December 12th 2014
@natalietran
Store open again! babyiknow.com Apologies but I'm bound to stuff things up at LEAST once* *once means more pic.twitter.com/rp0kkEyeiC
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I'm thinking cult BUT hot uniforms no fucking the boss stuff we eat organic Who's in?
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
sorry to be daft but any aussie people on here know much about using clips in docos?
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Gotta love standing in a lift and saying, "oh no. We're one person over the limit"
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
you know what they say, the heart wants what the toxic relationship coerces you into thinking is acceptable
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve taken so many LinkedIn photos for friends I’m like the Annie Leibovitz of corporate appropriate profile pictures.
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I want to feel the sun on my skin with you
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
Quick, quick, quick, let's go Kiss me and take off your clothes
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
F1, I've missed you
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, this is an actual display of faith twitter.com/MsMollyRachael…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
9.20pm twitter.com/ABCTV/status/1…
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney, there's a Detention Harms Health Medical Student March - Saturday, April 7, 2018 12:00 PM Hyde Park, Sydney.
August 31st 2017
@natalietran
I loved going to open home inspections and having someone tell me how great it would be to use the backyard. You don't know me at all.
December 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @caitiedelaney : Here’s my impression of the beauty blogger who lives next door to Adam Driver in Marriage Story who was trying to film a…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing that quite beats killing time while your vibrator's app updates
December 24th 2018
@natalietran
Bought myself a necklace for christmas and I cannot wait to see my face when I open it.
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Being an adult is opening the dishwasher and yelling "ARE THESE CLEAN OR DIRTY?" until you die
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
we played a game called Just One last night where everyone tries to give clues to a secret word using a related one… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Just drove to my best friend's house and she's making me pasta. I think I have to marry her? pic.twitter.com/91TcYV4Q1a
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
my friend Mike ( @mjhawley ) introduces me to the coolest people, including Joshua Bell Brain: don't say it, don't s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's funny how people talk about how poorly they eat during the holidays. Guys, this is how sad people eat every day. It's great, right?
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
new favourite merch from @ronnychieng pic.twitter.com/GpV1VH1Orw
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
!!!! Larry David pin and keyring!!! Pretty good. Prettty pretttyy good. Thanks robo!! pic.twitter.com/z0SnVtuBDy
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I once got offered a few hundred thousand to do a tampon commercial and turned it down. Turned down most things bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Dad took me to violin lessons for 15 years. He then took violin up after retiring. Today we saw him play a concert!! pic.twitter.com/GyORJpcI32
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
Adam and Eve twitter.com/BuzzFeedOz/sta…
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
It was you. I'm sorry. Also, you're very kind and cool and keep up the good work. twitter.com/MaddyMooCow/st…
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
his little face twitter.com/AthleteSwag/st…
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
every two years I like to call my partner up from an optometrist, distressed, asking him which frames I should buy
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
IKEA : The original escape room
December 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @RowanJones_ You love so unconditionally I often take it for granted and forget how rare that actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
yes ok fair culture.affinitymagazine.us/stop-romantici…
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @tim_arai : . @natalietran I got your shirt before Xmas and it's UNBOHLIEVABLE!! pic.twitter.com/qsaHjIwk0K
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, let's go find a cave to live in
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can we ditch flags and anthems already?
February 16th 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I'm so legitimately worried that in a weaker moment I might join a cult. They seem like a great idea until the guns.
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I would rather go to jail than fill out a tax return
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
. @sallyrugg is my hero pic.twitter.com/nbRATyHpF5
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Want to get attention from your partner? Message them pictures of your cat nonstop until they write back "PLEASE STOP. AT WORK."
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
me: oh god, I'm so out of breath. This is excruciating. I might die. Should I update my will? Instructor: Ok, so t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I had no idea 'daggy dad' was a synonym for 'cowardly person who locks people up in offshore detention centres, inc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New vid up in about 3 hours. You know, in that awkward time after presents but before lunch pic.twitter.com/QQGnUxiK4g
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
How do people share photos of them in change rooms online? Change rooms are where I cry
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games til they figure out you’re in their house
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if there's a Pixar movie from the perspective of indoor plants and how they're scared of being sent to my house because they'll die
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
some photos from a while ago pic.twitter.com/d2himR3kAl
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
doctor: When was the last time you exercised? me: That's not something I think I can answer in an open setting
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
That low point of the film but when the protagonist eats ice-cream out of the tub and cries… that's what I call "a normal Monday", Hollywood
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. It’s my fault. I clicked it
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Sure, go ahead, don’t use the Oxford Comma. Send word on what utter mayhem is like while you’re there.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
No kidding it's OK to be White. It's usually being something else that is the problem. To be clear, nobody should… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Being the romantic soul that I am, I will leave work untouched until we meet again tomorrow, 3am.
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
mother in law sent photo of her and Matt Leblanc and wrote "met Jean-Claude Van Damme"
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the intention of an attractive, redheaded assistant in a tv show with whom you share lots of witty banter
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
as real as your words ^ insider joke tweet version of tattoo
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @4corners : The meticulous #4Corners investigation by @lb_online has led to some damning findings from the Murray-Darling royal commissio…
May 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone says "____ is going to be the future" I laugh in their face and reply, "That will never happen." N… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
that was so stressful. Sorry, I can't figure out how to stream. Thank you for your support. I'm going to go back to being old now
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Thought I had come up with an ingenious new, faster way to make tea. What an egregious error. Wish I hadn't gotten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
+ hope you're happy and well
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
People are so quick to judge. Oh I’m sorry, just because I’m looking at the first photo you ever posted on Instagram at 3am I'm weird?
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
love it theguardian.com/australia-news…
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
I now get why older people pull their socks up a bit higher. Even in shorts. It's because it feels good. It feels really good.
October 12th 2017
@natalietran
I could be friends with anyone else sitting in a carpark eating food from drive thru
September 21st 2016
@natalietran
If only 18 year old me could see me now, reading pizza pamphlets for 5 minutes and sticking them on the fridge with free chemist magnets
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
oookayyyy theage.com.au/federal-politi…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I love standing next to people who have just showered. There’s this strange scent of warmth off them and a gorgeous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
daily reminder to listen to this @rexorangecounty song youtu.be/hNpgwz8wvE8 that voice
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
At one point my best friend told her husband I might live with them forever and he accepted it. That’s love.
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Me on Instagram: Look at that stupid, hot, good looking idiot. What a fake smile It is a nice fake smile though I WANT TO WEAR HER SKIN
November 6th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had tea with someone who I was a fan of. In the middle of tea we were screaming at each other and decided w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
at least if you’re being catfished, someone’s answering your texts
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
Wow. Rowan made me a really gorgeous and delicious brunch and I'd tell him but he keeps telling me.
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MikeGStein : This email adequately sums up my dumb existence: pic.twitter.com/D3C1NqaT4i
June 7th 2016
@natalietran
Don't let people tell you you can't sleep for 16 hours. People always told me I couldn't do it, that I was too weak. I proved them wrong
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody here in Sydney gone back to uni? Is it hard/limited? Do the kids pick on you? Is it ok if you didn't do wel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love the attitude of my hormonal self- She's a bitch who just wants sex and then be carried to the sofa to watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum had a party so our family mothers day celebrations got shifted to next week. When we called her to wish her hap… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Owning a drone has really helped me feel even better at being bad at being cool
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
"Going through a breakup?" "Nope. This is just what I eat."
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
yay! Going to start filming this one tomorrow. Hopefully can read handwriting tomorrow pic.twitter.com/FAIjU0c4xp
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
mission impossible trailer out soon and snabba cash in that new netflix show. this is great indoor excitement
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
As you get older you realise you only really want a handful of things in life. For me it's to know my family are ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
I say this to the empty chair opposite me ALL. THE. TIME. twitter.com/james_trenowet…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Perhaps it's the hormones talking but I really think cake tastes better if you cry into it as you eat it
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
This is my favourite thread today twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
they're wonderful! twitter.com/sAME__dIFF/sta…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
three screenshots of text conversations with mum pic.twitter.com/GKmASV9Ofm
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SeaNoEvil00 : @natalietran It’s enough to drive you crazy, if you let it.
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
I'm never mentally prepared enough for the complexities of a Lush soap
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever a recipe asks me to "stir occasionally" I get so stressed I feel like I need to quit my job and monitor the pot full time
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Going to write a rap about how I'm taking my library for a freaking ride right now with how many books I'm burning through
November 28th 2019
@natalietran
Good on you @itsgabrielleu It's beyond difficult and often harmful to your career to stand up to people who feel l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just checked in to a gorgeous room with a view. Don't worry, closed the curtains immediately. This isn't some house party rave.
May 29th 2016
@natalietran
So I cooked a recipe from @chrissyteigen 's cookbook. Can't wait to look like her soon. That's how this works, right?
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations @raychenviolin ! Listening right now and what a treat to the senses twitter.com/deccaclassics/…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
Taking online tests to tell you about yourself tells me a lot about you too
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've been cheating on English Breakfast with Darjeeling lately and things are getting serious
October 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Excellent. Accidentally sent a client a link to Kermit singing Rainbow Connection instead of their wedding video. youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLb…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
mum: Are you scared if you make videos again that people will have forgotten you? me: So I just came over to say hi...
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Delete
August 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Sat down to start writing video. Failed at finishing one line. Rewarded self with chocolate for hard work. pic.twitter.com/Doqn56XyqO
January 1st 2018
@natalietran
Happy new year- may it be filled with love pic.twitter.com/IXrYqoHI4g
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
eek looks gorgeous artsy.net/article/artsy-…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Finished work. Filmed beautiful models all day. Had to pretend was full at lunch because beautiful people don't eat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
whelp pic.twitter.com/Du0XAvNysz
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I love this picture of @lenadunham . It's how I feel when I see other people try on jeans and they don't need altering pic.twitter.com/E17HrDLFOc
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
How do I make this my OOO email signature? pic.twitter.com/veeuRS3eSu
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
get Craig on your team. Well done. Such wonderful news twitter.com/Craig_Foster/s…
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @nicheholas : Statement from the #HomeToBilo campaign. pic.twitter.com/ckZXisKRb5
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Kickstarter, some people do the things they say they will.
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : gut-wrenching report from @safimichael on the ground in Colombo theguardian.com/world/2019/apr…
June 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't know how to get the word out there but I was talking to a stranger about how much a camel would cost after re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2016
@natalietran
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology Video - Making Of youtu.be/Y4Xh2KBI4I0
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Untitledasdasjdhakwuhauadw
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
come on, push up bra, I'm really counting on you to turn things around today
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
Porridge with brown sugar, get over here
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't think without religion there's no evil. I'm not an idiot. To not acknowledge it as a contributing factor or excuse is ridiculous.
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
no, you turned out BETTER. You definitely don't have issues. There's an adjective in there before the word 'Asian' twitter.com/SuperSSJGoten/…
December 17th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like a serial killer when I talk to people with nice teeth. All I think is, "Those are nice teeth. I'd like to own those nice teeth."
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Autocorrect, I’ve got this. It’s an in joke. You had to be there.
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
These are my ‘there’s someone at the door’ pants
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’ve put off not winning the lottery for long enough now. Time to pull up my socks.
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
I want the voices to go away but I also don’t want to miss out on what they say
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
Hey friends! I'll either be at the Sydney or Melbourne one this weekend- hope to see you there! Australia is better… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope the US Election wins Best Motion Picture – Drama #GoldenGlobes
January 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @GrogsGamut : It is quite wonderful and amazing that in a crisis all Australians naturally turn to the ABC. It is astonishing. What are…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
The wider her hat, the more unapproachable she is
May 13th 2017
@natalietran
Instagram makes me feel like humans are just mannequins for brands.
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Ain't nothing like some good old human trafficking twitter.com/smh/status/833…
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
Happy international womens day pic.twitter.com/7QjmWBhtxJ
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
congrats! twitter.com/Hannahgadsby/s…
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
The Bachelor is such fantasy. Imagine having more than one going out dress.
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Q1- how do you eat out in general and without people hating you. 2- I crave ready made food and have gained a lot of weight. Tips?
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
My Downloads folder is just menu pdfs of places I don't go
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I like to ask my partner for a new cat at least 3 times a day
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
Watched Mad Max Fury Road. Summary: kidnap 1 Victoria's Secret Angel and 4 Seafolly models and the world loses its shit.
May 13th 2018
@natalietran
Happy mother's day to all the mums out there. My mum's been a blast. Highly recommend. 10/10 except when she tells… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I was pretty annoyed at the sexism in GTA. Then I went to see if I could go to Sephora pic.twitter.com/956FKWT7Pl
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
March 9th 2018
@natalietran
There was a moment in my life where I was genuinely upset that I didn't have a waterbed
December 15th 2016
@natalietran
Had a dream I was hired for a top secret mission as an expert hacker and if I do say so myself, I was reeaaallllyyy good
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I like how not liking religion is "disappointing" and "ignorant" and for some reason means I can't differentiate religion and terrorism.
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
No, no, stay in contact with your ex. This will definitely not bring up problems
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
don't let my family see this twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Netflix, who do you think is watching? It's me. It's always me.
April 17th 2016
@natalietran
Quick little video! This one's for my new niece >> youtu.be/TZKU8a_gWFY << You Can't Name The Baby That pic.twitter.com/GeZLRwAHQh
May 26th 2019
@natalietran
Don't give children doll clowns
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
I changed the headlight bulb in a car. It was like a scene from Grease Lightning
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, I didn't know that either twitter.com/observer/statu…
June 26th 2019
@natalietran
found some vegan scotch finger biscuits! They were disgusting!
July 23rd 2019
@natalietran
This is a boring old tweet but gosh I really dislike the targeting of kids by Coles and Woolworths with their colle… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
man, really need to fire my joke writer
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
this is the hashtag content I sign up to Twitter for
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
this Saturday if you're in Melbourne @JohnSafran 's new show is on! twitter.com/comedy_au/stat…
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nobody can understand a relationship they're not a part of- sometimes you can't even understand the relationships y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @jacindaardern : The person who has committed this violent act has no place here. To those in Christchurch; I encourage you to stay insid…
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
f1 week. So excited. Contemplating going to melbourne for it. Anybody here going?
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw @ms_michellelaw 's Single Asian Female at @BelvoirSt and it was great. Well done to everyone involved, you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely lady in Newtown. My pants didn't fit and I was holding them up with my hands in my pockets so I didn't hug you properly
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : #kidsoffnauru want to go to @AustraliaZoo ! after 5 boring years, a group of kids who’ve known nothing other than detention…
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
YEAH, everyone. It's Good to see our Government is taking its cues from One Nation. It's GREAT. Our future looks GO… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Also not too late to pick up @LegacySydneyNSW pin for legacy week! pic.twitter.com/CrVtKLXgRr
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
September 12th 2016
@natalietran
10 Years! I got a wonderful surprise today! > youtu.be/f_lYioHJBlU < pic.twitter.com/zTcPdW6klw
August 8th 2017
@natalietran
not sure if I hate myself but I do own a cat
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
In all honestly. As soon as I get home, I'll see none of my friends or family and make a video pic.twitter.com/AdA0KgNycC
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
We did a cooking class and the chef was hilarious saying things like ‘so when you cook yourself dinner during the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I want to wrap myself around every part of you
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
oh my god! I thought this was me! twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
This headline has a bigger twist than The Sixth Sense twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, dude. Sorry for the lack of videos. The past two years were a little messy and I've been a really useless p… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
break out the blankets twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
It’s alarming and disappointing how long it takes me to realise a video call has frozen.
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
Internet: Look at this ridiculous new gadget that must be for super lonely people! Everyone: hahaha WTF? A headles… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
any 3d animator thing people who are free today?
October 1st 2019
@natalietran
Also! Mr Inbetween Season 2 has started on FX and Foxtel youtube.com/watch?v=X40Xab…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
She's six now! Someone please invent something really quickly to stop her from getting any older but also allow fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
How dare you speak to me like that twitter.com/bjornronnestad…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : 9 hours left in the #p4a fundraiser this year. Still great perks available: indiegogo.com/projects/proje…
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
Seriously contemplating holding a female only dance party featuring 2000s rnb in Sydney. Is this something you'd go to?
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
classy shop assistants don’t talk to you, you talk to them
March 9th 2015
@natalietran
Percentage of time spent thinking about my future: 2% Percentage of time spent thinking about how I'd cope in a zombie attack: 98%
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Met some very talented, ambitious young people. It was exhausting.
November 14th 2019
@natalietran
Shopping for glasses frames is a very humbling experience. You get to look in the mirror multiple times and see you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
You invite people over to watch The Bachelor. Soon after they arrive they realise you don’t even own a tv. It’s too… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today I ended all work calls with "cya later, alligator" and NOBODY said anything. Why are we even alive? We're ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, new shirt. Make me feel better about myself. Change everything.
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about some of the weddings I filmed years ago. One person booked me and wasn't even engage… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
me: I really have to get out of here brain: me too
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
and the pros? twitter.com/abcnews/status…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
7-8 times a year I like to wipe away tears and google "tiny cabin in the woods away from everybody for sale"
March 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Lads mags be crazy these days pic.twitter.com/aLUaMpwYKJ
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what else I thought was going to happen after baking 20 donuts
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
. @RowanJones_ and I have been packing tiny tokens of thanks for some of you coming today! Can't wait to meetyou x pic.twitter.com/ordeiSp9Xg
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
My niece is now in kindergarten and my sister sent me a video of her doing some reading on stage at an assembly. It… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I never thought I would enjoy being driven to madness but to be quite honest the scenery was exquisite, the driver… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
haha just saw this shared and love it. Can't believe I hadn't seen this smoothness before. @HarryConnickJR throwing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
How great are these headlines from the sag awards? Wish ppl wrote about me like this. Natalie shows off her wrists… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Well don't look so adorable assessing potential threats and planning routes. For the record, you'd be a much bette… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
fuuuuuuuuuuuudging so excited could punch everyone twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
100% If I were a supervillain I'd kidnap a harpist
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Young love is incredible. There's nothing quite like it. Whenever I see two young people in love I scream "HA! ENJO… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
self acceptance is knowing there's no point saving the recipe because you're not going to make it
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
you’re in my blood a fiendish force of maddening adoration
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally sent this to a colleague instead of my best friend. People are kind. What a diplomatic reply. pic.twitter.com/Dks8DAZXO8
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenQuilty : Tomorrow night I speak at the @melbwritersfest about my book, ‘Home, Drawings by Syrian Children’... in bookshops now https:…
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
My best friend, Sar, is incredible. She follows a million boyband twitter accounts and mine so I constantly post/do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 18th 2016
@natalietran
I like that at some point in your life you must just decide, "Fuck it. I'm going to start using the pocket at the front of my shirt"
July 20th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so upsetting when celebrity couples break up and don’t call to tell me personally. I have to find out online like a complete stranger.
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Wrong Level of Elevator Doom > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Because people would prefer if you shot them pic.twitter.com/T3yYpzZGrS
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Please don’t leave me alone with my thoughts Netflix: What? Me: Nothing. All good. I’m fine
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
1. Nailed it 2. Need to exercise pic.twitter.com/dOWLypoPZH
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
once again, a big shout out to all the 9 year olds who make youtube tutorials that help me complete work projects and fix household goods
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
Power, money, and connections are incredible silencers. It's easy to underestimate how many people are willing to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
She's great! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Such a great show @IISuperwomanII pic.twitter.com/vBzE6kCYfu
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Anh Do's show. Great show but I really need someone to tell him Auburn is great. Hashtag auburn kid for lyf
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You try to tell someone all about your day and they just ask you to move aside so they can please serve other customers in the line
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
*sobbing in my mother's arms* mum: You can always move back in with us? *sobs even louder*
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sure, I like lightweight makeup so long as it covers my entire face with a new one
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Asking a fit person what they did that morning is like hearing about a parallel universe.
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
As you get older, dating criteria becomes: doesn't kill other people. That's it.
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Mum: what would dad like for father's day dinner? Me: hot chips Mum: no, for dinner Me: hot chips Mum: Nat Me: hot chips, woman!
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
my neighbour asked me to leave my gate open so their plumber could access some pipes. I left the gate open and am e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
* watches friend pull ice creams out of freezer and start eating theirs straight away like an ignoramus. Puts ice c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2019
@natalietran
. @theqza is a freaking champ of cool and kindness. Out of nowhere reached out and continues to always offer support… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Pretending to understand a pop culture reference in conversation isn't worth it. It comes back. It always comes back.
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
iquwhdasda21fjsn housing is expensive. Its pricing has increased at a rate higher than income. BUT STOP EATING BRUNCH ANYWAY. Just. Stop.
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Dallas Buyers Club judgment: Internet providers must hand over customer details, court rules mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-0… via @abcnews
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
on a plane to you now can't stop writing twitter.com/edgarwright/st…
May 13th 2015
@natalietran
About to leave again and for once, I think my cat will miss me pic.twitter.com/YsPJmWTwWP
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Night time walk in Terrigal. Same sky, same people pic.twitter.com/WQrcKXcMDr
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Neighbour just screamed "NEW SONG" I think they want me to stop playing the same song on repeat? It's only been 8 hours. Calm down.
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how many other unhappy people are checking their local supermarket's opening times online right now
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that Liam Hemsworth asked me to capture his proposal but I could only find a 4gb SD and didn't know if he meant video or photos
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
<3 <3 youtube.com/watch?v=7ndFzX… via @djang90 and @raychenviolin
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Tim? I 100% believe this. twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
July 9th 2019
@natalietran
define 'lucky' twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
My parents told me I had to see something. 'It's very important!' they insisted. They bought me another cat jumper pic.twitter.com/12ez4kWTC0
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
To their credit, crazy people seem to have fantastic access to skywriters
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
For some reason the adolescent children of friends often tell me secrets that I know would shock their parents. The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
From now on I'm starting every audition with "just to clarify, this is a porno, right? It reads like a porno"
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
At some point humans cared more about other humans than convenience, right? twitter.com/verge/status/1…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
yay @doddleoddle 's new music video, Human! youtu.be/T60XUVrnYt4
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
confirmation that the takeaway place has received my order is my favourite genre of text message
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely feedback, guys. X
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
Can't even enjoy this interaction because of guilt. I stole an iced chocolate when working here in 2000. It's the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2014
@natalietran
There is an endless list of terrible things I would rather do than listen to someone tell me about my tax
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
Remember when you would pick profile pictures because they looked good? I'm in that age bracket now where I pick av… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 20th 2017
@natalietran
I love telling younger women they remind me of me at their age. The fear in their eyes.
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
you're not friends with a woman until you've listened to her talk about getting a fringe/bangs
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
genuinely concerned that my nieces will reach an age where they don't want to have 'dance parties' anymore. When do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I love all these kickstarters for new work backpacks. Guys, going to work sucks. The best backpack in the world ain't gonna fix that.
October 18th 2016
@natalietran
mum: It's so weird how having really bad skin doesn't bother you!
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
zippers are such arseholes
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
It's always made me uncomfortable how similarly people treat being vegan to being religious. It's also a label. As… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw << This week's vid in case you missed it yesterday :)
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Today mum told me, "Sometimes I don't want to brush my hair or wash my face either... but I do. I do."
August 19th 2016
@natalietran
Client insisted on walking me to my car. Saw I parked too close to wall. Watched me climb in through passenger seat. Didn't fire me. Legend.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
good twitter.com/lesbianrhapsod…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Nope. pic.twitter.com/RYGaQ5uz6u
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @randompanda : So far I'm less than 30 seconds in and these @natalietran videos for the Galaxy S5 are on point. youtu.be/vQwA8ijoK1w?li…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
nytimes.com/2019/02/13/art…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Do parents really not have favourites? I find that hard to believe because I’m a lot more fun than my sister.
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Getting so emotional watching the very funny @IISuperwomanII being amazingly hilarious on stage. Go funny. Go women. pic.twitter.com/jPjdQt0Smy
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, spider. I don't kill you and you don't build webs on my desk at work. You know how cobwebs on your desk looks.
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Had a blow-dry and now my hair feels like a Mariah Carey song
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @bananabeltbetty : Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles ar…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
When did Australians become so numb to this? The mother has been recognised as a refugee (fucking insane that we ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 16th 2018
@natalietran
wonderful twitter.com/mcclure111/sta…
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
computer mouses used to have balls inside them. The school accused girls of looking at pornography and pulled them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw @MissSaigonUK . Too many feels. Was wonderful to finally get to see Tamsin on stage! pic.twitter.com/dJ39UJlgi3
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Looks like upload will be tomorrow. sorry, just had a lot of extra work come up. Here is a preview though. pic.twitter.com/Cbe7YaPXGW
November 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @bairdjulia : Distressing viewing but this should be watched by those who think ugly attitudes towards Muslims are just abstract debates…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
really wanted to try and see if tweeting like @noahcent would help my twitter. It didn't. I don't understand. Is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/kYJhYagbgx
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
I just had a conversation with someone and all I remember is that they had fantastic hair
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
them: Think outside the box me, sitting comfortably inside box: I'd like to take out a longterm lease please
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
You can also check out a few pictures from the trip, if you want, on the blog babyiknow.com/travel/our-tri… pic.twitter.com/d2TeSl0QbL
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Because people love vegans and don't find them annoying, I've been thinking about upgrading from vegetarian to vegan next year. Questions-
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Just once I'd like my cat to look like she missed me
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
happy birthday, Derek! One of the kindest hearts. Glad you're here. You're wonderful. Move your family back to Aus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
[phonecall with 5yo niece this morning] me: Hey! I forgot you were on school holidays! I can come see you today! Le… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
have really enjoyed listening to @jjflanagan lately. Honest Man open.spotify.com/track/02jXcH8b…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RaiThisMusic : bandsintown.com/e/100070632?&c… Hi! For NYC friends! Mon July 2 - OZONE SQUEEZE! This is a trio, with Oz Noy on guitar, Darren St…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
This week I join myself on my own podcast
March 18th 2018
@natalietran
because women are dogs twitter.com/YuanSerenaP/st…
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I understand disliking the idea of influencers but be consistent. Hate all celebrity. That makes sense. Otherwise why are you really upset?
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Australians are very eloquent pic.twitter.com/pV2tRh5dMF
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so early with this but managed to actually film yesterday and today so might upload tomorrow! Only 2 days late. Plus 21.
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine being a grandparent and knowing people are silently fighting to not say hello to you on the other end of the phone
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
*and my sister. Please come to the rally this weekend. It breaks my heart more people rally for alcohol than for human rights
January 8th 2020
@natalietran
There are so many people in the world doing heroic and brave things and I don't care what anyone says, the social m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
I think I'd throw really good super villain luncheons
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
It makes me uncomfortable if you were born in the 90s
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Previous to this ad, this had always been a song I had wanted someone to sing to me before we fucked. Now I don't k… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever you're angry at someone, end the argument with 'You're fired!' even if they don't work for you. Just feels fantastic.
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
whenever I hear @JohnMayer I wonder what it would be like to have someone write a song like Your Body is a Wonderla… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
today will be fantastic pic.twitter.com/ZMAVxgIEFG
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
but how did they make it *look* like a troll from Reddit? twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
5am: If you had just organised your week better, you wouldn't be doing work at this time me feeding 5am poison: shhhh
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Sorry, shop paused! I'll tell you when it's back up X
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be answering comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you want to pop by youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
wait, they're still arriving? What time does the Met thing start? Is it a dinner?
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait, do you have to kill the lemmings in this scenario? No. NO. What the frak is this brutal game? LEAVE NO MAN BE… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Just received an email requesting a quote for a job at the end of 2019. I really hope I’m not still alive then.
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I even creeped outside the bennet home and breathed heavily. Just kidding, I masturbated softly. They didn't let p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Please come to Doctors 4 Refugees march this weekend. It's not enough to like or rt. Come and show how you feel facebook.com/doctors4refuge…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
If only my New Year's Resolution had been to finish four boxes of Oreos in 24 hours
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Obviously bribing is terrible but don't you think it's awful that so many colleges require a fee to even apply? Ed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Worried the vid I'm working on for today won't make sense to normal ppl. Have to run it past friends first. Preview: pic.twitter.com/31Uf23YOLa
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
Denying people the right to get married is the opposite of love and respect. Just say you don't want people to hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Can you feel the love? instagram.com/p/Bh5gYvFnXRS/…
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
I think my obsessive ocd bullshit just pushed away someone I care deeply for :( I don't know how to stop it sometimes. This is horrible
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
hairdressers are an integral part of the break down hairdresser: How was your 2018 in the end? me: It was awesome… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
My neighbour had her children, grandchildren, and many friends over for a bbq yesterday evening. They kicked a ball… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Didn't fully comprehend what kind of person I was until dad bought be this shirt and I screamed 'I love it! pic.twitter.com/Lyl1u6VEFU
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
For anyone who saw my private french man video (what a sentence) this is the effort I expect from you pic.twitter.com/5wpZ3yQ9a3
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
The best of friends get into bed with you to keep you company while you edit all night. I have no idea who this is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
Facebook just made a slideshow for my partner that just had photos of his ex under titles like "Remember this?" "Your friends are awesome"
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ArifHRLC : Days after our Gov was found responsible for the preventable death of a 24yrs old refugee, on Manus a man with a broken leg i…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
maybe I'm hormonal or something but I just want to eat six thousand calories in the form of carbs and then be made… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Without being dramatic, I'd sell all of you for a tray of ripe australian mangoes
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
How do you work for @nathanfielder ? He's my hero.
October 24th 2016
@natalietran
Best season of Black Mirror so far. Thanks @charltonbrooker for 6 fantastic films!
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
it's good twitter.com/thomas_violenc…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
p.s. Trying to find a way to use the costumes for 3 videos to make up cost. I welcome ideas
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
To those who told me how grateful refugees in camps should be for the medical care we provide twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Got my new license. What the actual fuck. Hand on my heart I thought I was smiling when this photo was taken. I eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
roast potatoes give me more than I give others
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
uploading!
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
Did you guys see that donkey Mary is riding on? So awesome, I need to get that donkey too. So fetch. Did you hear h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2019
@natalietran
Hate when people only use twitter for self promotion but I got to drop a Sense and Sensibility quote in a conversat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel vid! This time in Austin >> youtu.be/izmAZrUABqE << Watch me eat a donut that will make your heart stop
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Someone sent over a dessert to my table last night like in the movies. It was weird because I waved, ate it politel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
Great. Like the world hasn't already been divided enough. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
November 6th 2016
@natalietran
Have doctor apt tomorrow and am genuinely scared she's going to tell me my blood test came back and my blood is made up entirely of skittles
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
Just saw someone I dated in a trailer for a huge upcoming movie then I remembered we never dated
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #BREAKING IS suicide attack in northeast Syria kills 20 regime troops: monitor
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
person I want to punch: Can you believe it's more than halfway through the year? me: Yes. Nothing has made it seem… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
over tea with dad: dad: Nobody can make you feel anything, Nat. me: I don't know if that's true dad: Even if you gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Started writing last night and have somehow ended up with almost seven thousand words. Hope I can finish this story… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
BBC News - Zimbabwe crisis: Army takes over - Mugabe 'detained' bbc.com/news/world-afr…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
A friend bought me cupcakes and when I asked why they replied 'because when people like you, they're nice to you. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
he was. He's done it several times. So have many friends. The amount of times I put wigs on people is up there with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Funerals would be way more fun if people did mention dope kicks twitter.com/wesleysnipes/s…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Being great is exhausting
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
Every 3 years in the garden section of a shop, I think buying a hammock is going to solve all my problems
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Broelman : BREAKING: NSW premier to announce winning Lotto numbers to be lit up on #SydneyOperaHouse and supplementary numbers on Fort D…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hi
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's really disappointing when athletes make you lose your fantasy tipping comp
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Star proof: Got free gelato TWICE Got staff discount on camera Sometimes free biscuits Free loaf of bread (it was… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, website. I'd love to receive news and updates from you. I barely call my own mother but yes, please, do keep in touch.
December 6th 2019
@natalietran
*opens arms* welcome to Australia twitter.com/SimuLiu/status…
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
If being a cat lady were a job, if be a CEO
March 13th 2015
@natalietran
F1 season, I've missed you
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @AnniaGuiling : omfg i love nat @natalietran pic.twitter.com/8gNJhNnems
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
Fuck. I knew I'd regret not having 9 million dollars sooner or later. domain.com.au/news/the-pride…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Yeah ok, laugh when I tell you I just want to live in a cave by myself. Laugh like it's a joke.
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
playstation update error twitter.com/Daily_Star/sta…
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
It blows my mind some people think hard work is what separates them from others. You're insane. Hard work is great.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
If you're not religious don't be afraid to mark the "No Religion" box on tonight's Census censusnoreligion.org.au pic.twitter.com/P3rAoT9KdJ
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
[in changing room] brain: this looks ok, right? mirror: I would never lie to you like that
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
babies with too much hair make me feel weird but happy
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : My fire debut novel, Being Black N Chicken & Chips, is out now in all good bookstores, digital, and audiobook!
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Went for a beautiful kayak this morning. My favourite part of kayaking is when I decide it's too much effort to go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
Add "egged" to the Australian Politics Wikipedia page
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @davidu : Consider this my good deed of the day: Back in 2008 two bodybuilders were arguing on the Internet about how many days are in a…
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually like to judge people on their racist, fear mongering, damaging publicity stunts, but Pauline Hanson is an arse clown.
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... @Sethrogen 's twitter feed is my downloads folder pic.twitter.com/QDy4iQHh3S
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! I'm on two panels at @SydWritersFest if you feel like coming along! swf.org.au/program/swf201… swf.org.au/program/swf201…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Today Sydney's message in the sky, broadcast to our gay friends and family, tells us why the NO vote is actually the aggressive side
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << This week's vid if you missed it :)
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @ctek47 : @natalietran No love conundrums this Christmas because my partner got me this shirt! New outfit fist pump! http://t.co/33YVuxwf…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : This time next week I’ll be close to five hours into the 32 hour, 100km ⁦#oxfamtrailwalker hike for ⁦ @OxfamAustralia . If…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
My friend and I accidentally booked ourselves into an incredibly romantic ranch and now I don't know if I should pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @slpng_giants_oz : Who is the bravest person in the media today Emily Townsend We dont know the status of her job after this but she d…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Baby, you're gonna miss that plane
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
My cat and I have an agreement that when I die, she must delete all my web browsing history and empty my downloads… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
you'd better kiss me
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Last day to preorder @hankgreen 's new book! hankgreen.com pic.twitter.com/0tb1g7Vfc4
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
I've never looked at a hens/bachelorette party and thought, "That looks like fun, I wish I were a part of that. There won't be any fights."
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
This survey was a joke, should never have happened, and caused a lot of pain. SO IN YOUR FACE, ALL YOU NO FUCKERS #MarriageEquality
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << Because friends suck pic.twitter.com/spd6miI4e9
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
Last night in my dreams I untangled headphones and then tried to decipher a parking sign. Where did the limitless w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2019
@natalietran
ohmygosh it's here! Trailer for Mr. Inbetween S2 and look how hot it is!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=5S8oQu…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 26th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/aq0SIDe6R2
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
is it inappropriate to go to a meeting with a hot water bottle under your shirt? I'm cool with people thinking it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Non-Vietnamese families have chats that look like this, right? pic.twitter.com/oKuEnlORwP
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
Thinking of taking up cello. Anyone picked it up as an adult? After playing a treble instrument? Played violin for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring pic.twitter.com/yB175tceOa
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
brain: Do not eat birthday cake for breakfast me: It has walnuts on it and nuts are healthy. brain: can’t argue with facts
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We versed a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @mariatran85 : [Looking for] A high school maths classroom anywhere across Western Sydney to film for 1 hour "The Subtractor" -... https:…
October 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ThisisAlexei : I used to think my life was a movie. But now I realize, it’s a fricking web series.
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
forgot about this song for a few years. Recommend with a cup of tea and hot water bottle open.spotify.com/track/4cURHmiu…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
I was 103 twitter.com/PlinketyPlink/…
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Automatic Out of Office emails are strange. If I had one it would just say "CYA L8R SUCKA. If this is urgent please email emma@office.com"
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
You would think standing in the hallway screaming, "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD" would eventually lead to a neighbour offering me dinner. But no.
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
scariest episode of black mirror so far
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
There's a beauty queen named Natalie Tran and now ppl call me and hang up when they realise I'm not her. Um I was once in my school magazine
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
:( Terrace House is so stressful. Whenever someone has upset someone else I want to vomit
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sorry for the weird question but do you guys think it's OK to drop communitychannel and change my channel to natalie tran? cc would go away
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
I love you twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/…
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @thevonwong : We Transformed a Lifetime of Electronic Waste into Art (4/4): youtu.be/R3fjsi_-ypo?a via @YouTube
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
hey guys! Sorry, work's been a bit hectic hence the delay but I have end of this week free to film so I'll be filming then!
September 24th 2019
@natalietran
cheeky bugger wrapped it for extra laughs. Look at her face twitter.com/KyleStoffers/s… pic.twitter.com/FRtY0qHOyi
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
October 29th 2017
@natalietran
sometimes I feel young and then google bombards me with ads for family cruises
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
so good twitter.com/ScientistMel/s…
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, website. I keep reentering the same incorrect password over and over again but you won't give up and agreed it's the correct one?
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : Situation on Manus is very worrying. Make no mistake the welfare & safety of the people on Manus is the responsibility…
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
Let's flatter each other stupid
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
Well that was a lot more dramatic and upsetting than anticipated. Would watch movie version twitter.com/Mr_DrinksOnMe/…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
which explains a lot twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
In the UK soon, any suggestions for things to do other than swimming in Mr. Darcy's lake?
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight, the wonderful @TroyKinne 's Kinne Tonight is on! Check it out x twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
The feeling of finally getting around to listing stuff on ebay is like an orgasm's boring, adult, doesn't-go-out-on-a-friday-night cousin
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Wooot! <3 twitter.com/nashedgerton/s…
March 31st 2019
@natalietran
Need to start doing more things so I have something to say when the hairdresser asks what I've been up to since last time.
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
This Wiggles recording is older than Australia Day being officially announced a public holiday in 1994. You can shi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Saw a group who sail model boats. I want in. Does anybody here do that? How do you start?
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
We're incredibly lucky to be voting today. In other parts of the world people fight for this. Happy voting and talking about sausage sizzles
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Apologies. Meant to link the article, not just the picture of the protest. Impossible to listen to this and not be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Great job @Socceroos ! #DENAUS
November 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @tyleroakley : me performing at the gates of heaven after they tell me i’m not on the list pic.twitter.com/KjDvC04LqG
April 16th 2015
@natalietran
I spend too much time deciding if I should tuck or untuck my shirt. As if anyone is going to think I'm less of a dick with my shirt untucked
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Planning on taking someone out but honestly have no idea where young people in Sydney go clubbing these days. Pleas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
No thanks, person who cares about me. I prefer to take all my advice from sponsored posts online.
December 27th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/BtwVt2U9Ct
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
hey Google, how do I train my cat to preheat the oven when I text her?
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
All news about the latest health studies and developments confirm I’m going to die soon
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Yes! I have! I'm going to read this twitter.com/ANMMuseum/stat…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Craving oranges
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
... geez theguardian.com/australia-news…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
Waking up to an alarm is for losers. Be a man and wake up to an anxiety attack.
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
Alexey Kondakov's classical painting remixes. Fun pic.twitter.com/mmo6zpKqJK
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
mum: It's so nice that it doesn't bother you if you look bad
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Sad face @SimuLiu pic.twitter.com/kLkB4mVph9
October 1st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see people with brand new white shoes on I want to yell, "Yeah go on, act like you own the place. Smug bastard"
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Tickled pink to have the delightfully funny @natalietran as the MC at the Human Rights Law Centre’s Fundraising Dinner in Sydn…
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Are you enrolled to vote? Make sure! check.aec.gov.au/?fbclid=IwAR2g…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
. @ABCTV I would like to pitch a new show where I play just The Sims 1 with all the old crew from @GoodGameTV rosebudrosebudrosebudrosebud
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
try. harder. What's wrong with you people? I just want you to have a great day! JUST HAVE ONE twitter.com/Zamuroy/status…
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : One thing I love about Australians is how they keep it real no matter who they’re speaking to. twitter.com/adamzwar/statu…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
fair enough twitter.com/NealBTomlinson…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
Went to try on a coat. The assistant put it on me and it looked awful. On me. Not in general. It's a great coat. Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
from now on, if other shows don't reveal ancient mummies, I'm out twitter.com/joshuagates/st…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know, I’m never depressed until I read a motivational quote.
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
good twitter.com/jachristian/st…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
at some point, everybody goes through a loyalty points addiction
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
Loving all the backlash for the nsw transport promo video. Especially that coming people who I know have been involved in promos before
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
watched The 6th Day last night and need to talk to someone about it. - They have a robotic doll storyline that goe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
Met a woman today who said she had 'a lover' She was as hot as you imagine someone who uses the word 'lover' to be
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
covered an event for work and while we watched the cameras flashing on the red carpet arrivals someone next to me s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but new vid uploading. *Australian upload speeds apply pic.twitter.com/xCo4gUwHEF
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've started entering the competitions on the side of soft drink bottles so yeah, I'm well thanks
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Today at the airport, the guy in front of me had his bag pulled aside after screening. They took a gigantic knife o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
Just watched Youtube Rewind 2017 and don't even know what to type first in Urban Dictionary
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
Well I guess when I watch shows and movies I now care about the parents storyline. Great
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Does heaven have a number of child molestation cases it caps entrance at? twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought I'd have been to a party by now where someone came out of a giant cake and a bunch of men in suits l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
Such love on one side of the news contrasted by such hate on the other. Devastating news about the attacks. Just heartbreaking awful.
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who don't like cake
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just remembered when I was in school and a teacher told me my my father was on the phone and wanted to talk to me i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
you're delightful twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
December 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @doc_ryan : How bad are the #AustralianFires? Absolutey fucked. video;cubin’ on fb #mallacoota pic.twitter.com/cDKjjK2m7U
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
That the majority of you say 'act like it never happened' makes me know we are one. It was a 2 year gap. I fucking love you.
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I got shown how to do a real sit-up. NOPE
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
sure sex is great but have you ever killed someone after seeking revenge for 18 years?
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps I'm the token Asian friend but all my non-asian friends want to watch Crazy Rich Asians with me... but ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2017
@natalietran
I'm always much happier about myself after looking at Instagram
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Hahaha what? why? It was fucking horrible. Surprise surprise. I'm sorry, should have seen you when we were there.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
Romantically, the idea of someone walking you home is nice. What happens after though? You move home so nobody know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Hankstopher, let's do it twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what Pokemon Go is but I know it makes me a grumpy old man. Now get off my lawn
November 24th 2019
@natalietran
Originally it was because I went through a bit of a rough patch of ocd and wasn't able to do any work really. It wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
My whole life I have been consistent in my views on Antitheism. I have no problem with religious people so stop. I'm a good atheist. It's ok
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Then I'm a very unhappy person Happy people make their spouses healthier ti.me/2dtAIH7
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
We're releasing an album soon pic.twitter.com/JwmhYTCLKu
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
It's irresponsible to put all your eggs in one basket but I swear, if I could just get my back cracked once, REALLY… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
Oh awesome. A good news day
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to post your vote! pic.twitter.com/B8y45BrTGQ
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is age or a sign that I'm a serial killer, but young people have such lovely skin
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
This predicament has never stopped me before twitter.com/Red_Stick_/sta…
June 8th 2019
@natalietran
Whenever I see a bird it's eating something I'm worried it shouldn't be eating
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
Life is uncertain but I do know that I will die with a hairband on my wrist
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who actually enjoy eating salad Angel: You are unstoppable
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I like to hit snooze at least once. You have to play hard to get.
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
Just packed @soylent for lunch. I'm tempted to serve it next time I have guests. Prep and consumption time is ideal. "Drink. Now go home."
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ajgarrick : @natalietran pic.twitter.com/uxn6p9q4a8
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Rightly got judged for writing notes on a paddle pop stick. To be fair, if I were Zoe Deschanel in a movie, this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Pink : I am totally devastated watching what is happening in Australia right now with the horrific bushfires. I am pledging a donation o…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
getting older is telling a friend you think you're in love with someone and having them say "don't be stupid" befor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
How depressing would it be to see a pie chart outlining your failed high five attempts
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
I really enjoy looking at photos of models and saying, "I just don't see it"
March 7th 2019
@natalietran
really hate to be so cliche and preachy but spent a fortnight away from Twitter and only came back to share that I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
this dude... twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
When they say comfortable with Vietnamese I hope they mean comfortable living at home with your parents til you're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Let me love you. Just a little. I adore you. Nothing else will do.
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if the feta in salads feels like the hot girl in school
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
help. I'm so scared. I'm visiting my niece's preschool and was going to show the a green screen but just realised photobooth does all that
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : It's our host-with-the-most @natalietran ! Tune into our FB LIVE experiment in 30 minutes to see her in action> https://t.c…
March 30th 2018
@natalietran
Now a Rugby League fan
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I feel like I'm getting better at acting like I'm not terrified when someone's dog greets me at the door
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
fucking ridiculous to take something that is obviously a joke and even labelled a joke straight after its made... a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
... twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
Must stop apologising to walls
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the vain question but I was thinking of getting braces. Have any adults here had them? Will the boys at school make fun of me?
July 12th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to judge people based on their looks but I know people who wear nice scarves are better than me
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been in a gang but I have picked up an item I won from ebay in person
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
come on, guys! Let's see if we can get this video up to 2 likes!!!!
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You're right guys. He refused. pic.twitter.com/u7pilzmhUu
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 @benabrahammusic and @gnash gnash - dear insecurity ft. ben abraham youtube.com/watch?v=oLmYZS…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Will track down @Daniel_Sloss and ask him to marry me one day. @Daniel_Sloss and @PhilNWang great combo twitter.com/ComedyCentralU…
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton, you are a disgusting person. Shame on you
April 24th 2017
@natalietran
now a reality pic.twitter.com/RvG5uRWNVt
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Merry Christmas, Hank. Have some of your hair pic.twitter.com/86cqTTfj6j
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
I love seeing posters for lost cats. Your cat isn't lost, man. Cats don't get lost. Your cat left you.
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Can the video entry have no sound? This is awesome. #playwithray Exchanging violin secrets sounds all sorts of tro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2015
@natalietran
Leaving london :( any final place you must have scones? I need to make everyone who sells scones uncomfortable while I eat in front of them
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
. @ronnychieng @RemyHii @HarryShumJr <3 <3 ahhh youtube.com/watch?v=14ZHRB…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Done. I'm writing Crazy Impossible Missions pic.twitter.com/bMQFXc3VCr
March 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I took 492 selfies but unfortunately they all looked like me
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
My superpower is being able to tell I'm not going to get on with someone purely based on their excitement of Hallow… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 2nd 2017
@natalietran
bed
January 17th 2020
@natalietran
I bet that'll shoot down your plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To set you on your feet again Mayb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
I just want a simple life surrounded by lovers who adore me and find me hilarious.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
... but... but Dunkirk? When are you going to watch Dunkirk? It ends TODAY. It's 4k twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
every time someone pays for my meal I want to cut my throat from anxiety twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain pic.twitter.com/OO42dnCOkK
May 4th 2017
@natalietran
If we're all making big announcements pic.twitter.com/0uz9xQHrfS
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Haha oh no I'm so sorry @rhettandlink ! Didn't mean to be an alien! Just listened to the intro and you're prepping me for how weird I am
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/miqJXUHQGU
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
We've all been Meghan and our partner's circle have all been the royal family caught at a paedophile's house.
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
To be fair, my parents don't drink coffee out, eat brunch or line up for gelato. They came here at 40 with no money... and saved for a house
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
This is my favourite picture because you know that robot is the workplace bitch twitter.com/spectatorindex…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
gah so excited for @illyal tomorrow! <3
July 30th 2017
@natalietran
Today was one of those days where all I wanted was some simple peace and quiet while being fed churros dipped in dark chocolate by Thor
December 17th 2017
@natalietran
perfume ads are so relatable
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Is there a job where you get to just look at photos of cats and cry all day?
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Today's vid is taking a tad long so won't be up until tonight in Aus. Sorry! Sorry!
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @KetanJ0 : Holy moly pic.twitter.com/sm2lwqZdhF
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Not to brag but I'm about to see a movie and nobody is here pic.twitter.com/o2epSPzVUm
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
The make up artist just found 35 bucks in her pocket. Trying to convince her we should quit and go live in the maldives
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
... twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AFPgraphics : More than 410,000 Rohingya have fled violence in Myanmar. Videographic in EN u.afp.com/4amu & FR https://t.co/yuJ…
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for having me at the awesome concert, @illyal . Loved it pic.twitter.com/EckcrMM9jO
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
Apologies for the rant before. Anger gets us nowhere. That was really stupid of me. All deleted. Time for 1am toasted sandwich
March 16th 2019
@natalietran
The reason our government and media so successfully play on fear, racism, and hate is because we’re broken. Obvious… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
Well if you don’t want to hear about someone eating expired crackers while Facebook stalking their partner’s ex, don’t ask me what's been up
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Ok, that's the last hairdressing joke I have. I'll have more in 4-6 weeks. Don't book it in, I'll call or something.
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
I have to hold my organiser strangely when I make new appointments so people can't see how empty it is. Also so they can't see my tears.
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
It makes me wet. twitter.com/maladarmadi/st…
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Tried on a jacket my friend has that looks stunning on her. It looked so terrible on me the sales assistant started covering me with scarves
July 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Going to destroy some cake today. Woke up to this awesome swag too. Thanks @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/XzOJ0L3Gyi
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
5 Times I Hated Myself For Clicking An Online Article
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Chocolate money instead of real money because it cuts out the middle man
September 4th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a brilliant day today with @AMPFoundation . Thanks for having me and thanks to all the candidates for being so inspiring. Good luck!
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049 tomorrow! One of my favourite email so far has been one that just tells me the cinema and sessio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Tomorrow I'm taking my niece to her first basketball game to watch @SydneyKings and if she doesn't absolutely love… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
never been to watch the fireworks in Sydney, where's a good place to watch them?
July 26th 2019
@natalietran
Scott's face after realising I have no shame and will just continually eat on camera pic.twitter.com/GGYaoGRuEe
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what time travel is like but I have missed a step while walking down stairs and that's some crazy shit
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Finally got to hang out with @LukeWMcGregor today and he's even nicer and funnier in real life. He was also very mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, my name is Panic and we're going to be best friends forever.
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
I am as overwhelming as someone who goes to zumba
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
always a fan of a @nashedgerton short. Check out Bear vimeo.com/channels/staff… great stuff
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Personally, I think humble pie actually tastes ok after a few bites. Always trust the people who truly love you ove… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
This afternoon a boy in a school uniform winked at me. I somehow really needed that today.
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
came across my chiropractor on a dating app and kind of want to swipe because I love the idea of him cracking my back for free
December 30th 2019
@natalietran
Not great at Instagram but have surmised that if you're a young woman and you get invited onto boats in a non immig… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
this Babe journalist is...
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
So we got our hands on a small camera today and still had our recorder for audio and were able to remake one of the vids! Uploading now
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
I still think of you by day You're missed the most at night We'd lie still to breathe like one And hold each other right
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : I will be joining @Craig_Foster , @gulfidhr & others for the protest today in front of the Sydney Opera House at 12.30. P…
February 10th 2016
@natalietran
I saw a dog wearing a diamond studded collar being carried down the street while its owner hand fed it cake. I don't care if aliens invade.
November 22nd 2017
@natalietran
purple hair! This will solve all my internal problems! pic.twitter.com/4zRZx1ipNU
June 17th 2017
@natalietran
The word 'influencer' and the way people use it makes me want to vomit
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : #BREAKING: Nauru has arrested the Australian senior doctor for the island's detention centre, and ordered her to leave the…
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Hi! I love you!
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
:( smh.com.au/politics/feder…
March 8th 2015
@natalietran
loving this guy, @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/l8CVwJiEPn
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Geez. Come on, it's not hard to bring a bag with you. It takes a few seconds to make a better choice for the enviro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
when you're in school they really make you think creating papier-mâché objects is going to feature in your life mor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I love chatting with my dad. We get each other pic.twitter.com/X9Yav7mg98
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I hate seeing videos of pets reunited with owners they haven't seen for 100 years. How do they remember? I can't even remember this morning
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
greetings! I'll be replying to comments as much as I can on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're around youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Current comedy crush: @Daniel_Sloss Want to be in a dead relationship with him. Check out his shows twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just heard a word spoken that I’ve never known how to pronounce, having only ever seen it in writing before today.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @anneapplebaum : pay attention, this is the future twitter.com/Jordan_Sather_…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
pretty terrigal pic.twitter.com/BPB2K45Lxb
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
I've just donated to the #RedShieldAppeal. If you want to help, donate now. salvationarmy.org.au/donate kmart.com.au/wishingtree
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
I never know what to say when doctors touch my tummy and ask if it hurts. It hurts more than if you don't touch my tummy. Why go outside.
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : Amy Shark talking about how Russell Crowe is a fan- “You never know, we could go on tour together.” #TheProjectTV
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
In Amsterdam and so far it's delightful
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jrhennessy : @natalietran I'll be at the preview screening and I'll be constantly emitting a low pitched hum and screaming in the loud b…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've never done drugs but I imagine the relief you get is similar to what I feel when @SylvanianUK tweets these abs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in the US, @nashedgerton 's epic new show about a hitman, Mr Inbetween, starts Monday October 1 at 8.30pm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
How good was the ending of Boardwalk Empire? Rewatching Sopranos and keep thinking about great endings of shows
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Last season I was f1 tipping with @JonathanBatten on twitter which was a lot of fun so if you want to join in (sorr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I’m really embarrassed by how great I am
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
These were the trousers the model wore for today's shoot. They come up to my chest. pic.twitter.com/pkWC9bdjJI
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully tonight my dream is better than the blockbuster served last night in which I decided I'd place my order f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hi there youtu.be/uKGguU6knkU
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I have and it's wonderful! Sent Hannah a dm about it this morning. Highly recommend. twitter.com/louxley/status…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
person: Are you crying? me: No tears: ... so are we staying or are we not staying? What the fuck is going on?
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hello. We love this amazing soul and are two of her biggest fans. Happy birthday @jodiefox pic.twitter.com/nlVvDWmzmv
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite part of making a homemade birthday cake is when it all goes to hell and then you realise everything in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Looking at getting a laptop for writing. Misplaced a notepad and am paying the price. Any recommendations for somet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Just putting it out there that @lucifersjocks got me a present and because I know he has notifications on for my tw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 28th 2015
@natalietran
Seeing U2 in concert! Behind who I am sure is the only guy in this stadium- no wait, any stadium, wearing a top hat pic.twitter.com/0ct5l9mpTO
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I have barely made a dent in my workload which means it’s time to online stalk couples who’s weddings I’ve filmed to see how they are
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
#oldheadshotsday is making me realise there are people out there who don't eventually destroy all photos of themsel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
She died happily in a bath of tea
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
My dad hasn't phoned me to ask me what the Google painting app is yet so this week's off to a great start!
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
big thank you to @LukeWMcGregor , @CeliaPacquola , and the Rosehaven team for having me along this week. It blows me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
niece: why are you slowing down? me: I'm tired niece: we're all tired me: fair pic.twitter.com/2bNQcfuryf
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
and we all thought the world would end when the bees died pic.twitter.com/jijuPWFAAx
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
march today pic.twitter.com/chlNeGiTWY
December 14th 2019
@natalietran
can't stop watching this wish this was how Marriage Story was actually told twitter.com/caitiedelaney/…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Oh man that start to the race. Come on!
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahah twitter.com/dzikidz/status…
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Fine, I'll say it. If I disappear after this tweet, you know it's because it's true. None of the couples on House H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is definitely how to get me to commit to things. hahaha I have no idea what any of your tweets mean. can't wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
7yo niece just told me that one of the bonuses experienced when she does knitting is that her pedometer thinks she'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
[conversation with 5yo niece] niece: Bring beads next visit me: Ok niece: I’m not joking me: Would have been a bad… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MollyE007 : @natalietran My beautiful parents-in-law and my husband
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like it's a personal attack when my partner brings home novelty cups that you can't wash in the dishwasher. A very personal attack.
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What a privilege to have spaces like this. Looks incredible. Libraries are brilliant. twitter.com/sydneyisopen/s…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Our Government is ignoring the advice of medical experts - add your name to @GetUp ’s call for a Senate Inquiry. The public des…
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
My niece likes when there's "two nats" in my videos and asked if we could make one with two of her. So here it is amp.twimg.com/v/ce7326fe-5a6…
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @malonebarry : Well done to the Guardian for leading with Somalia this morning. Clear it should be the biggest story in the world. https:…
May 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Don't know if anyone's interested but this is exciting. An online @masterclass with Werner Herzog masterclass.com/classes/werner…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @CaseyNeistat : @natalietran she could cut lumber with a chainsaw next to me and i wouldnt wake up. pic.twitter.com/eNIyq10o8m
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
disappointed with how rarely you get to say "I think I'm falling in love with you" daily so will try to bump it up to at least two times.
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @GenoveseMichael : Brilliant twitter.com/sparknzsport/s…
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheFeedSBS : Every year, 200,000 inmates are raped in American prisons. Despite the awareness of sexual assault in the #MeToo era, jokes…
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
New work tactic I’m currently employing- always writing “I’m so proud of this” in the email when I send through wor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
Disgusting. Also, people don't belong to you because of race. RT @NextShark Former Miss Germany Finalist Receives… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 20th 2015
@natalietran
Guards at Nauru paid for and taped sex with refugees – former case manager gu.com/p/4avjg/stw
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
sort of hoped by this stage in life I'd have at least gone to court once with a gangster lover. Have the perfect ou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
The air is full of spices <3 pic.twitter.com/8OdOP1mmW4
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
ooft my bad. Sorry. Didn't realise he thought of the name, had read her saying she was the owner. They had enough… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video. Sorry, slightly odd. Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw <<
September 16th 2019
@natalietran
look at you under this pretty sky pic.twitter.com/KayJmTGgjI
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
definitely makes me feel at ease seeing americans buy flamethrowers
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
favourite tweet? twitter.com/cher/status/80…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks, Heather, for telling me where my abuse stands on a greater scale and how pointing it out was claiming owner… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Everybody is equal but when someone tells you they don't eat bread by choice, you both know they're better than you.
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : #BREAKING A #Rohingya man who had been found to be a #refugee has just tragically died on #Manus. The men must be evacuated…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’m overanalysing things when it comes to this guy. Like when he texts “who is this?” what do you think he means?
May 20th 2017
@natalietran
My friend Andrew runs Zedtown which is like a zombie video game in real life. If you're in Syd or Melb check it out… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, show me a fuckwit tendaily.com.au/news/politics/…
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The older I get, the more comfortable it is to tuck my shirt in. It feels great.
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Mormonger : Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can't figure out what the punishment was in Beauty and the Beast. He becomes an awesome beast who still wears cloth… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
I've never run a marathon but I have checked my voicemail
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
power move, sending the news as photo of you with a snake as your head shot. I like it. twitter.com/RadioNational/…
November 6th 2019
@natalietran
um yes twitter.com/henrylau89/sta…
February 2nd 2015
@natalietran
This week's video: Change Room Curtain Gap >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << in case you missed it
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
He usually only plays games when I'm not home but I crashed one of his recent sessions if you're into watching game… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
May 20th 2018
@natalietran
Went to my sister's last night and she bought me an old wedding dress to wear to watch the royal wedding. Highly re… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 19th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to those affected by the awful *terrorist* attack in Charleston. What a reminder that racism has continued/will continue to breed
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nazeem_hussain : Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia. pic.twitter.com/1iu1Snyg0I
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
just promised to help someone build their cob home and now I'm really worried about the physical nature of this task
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
Why? Idiots are often very confident twitter.com/couriermail/st…
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
A teacher learnt the violin to be able to teach it to the kid who got one! Good teachers are saints twitter.com/ABCTV/status/1…
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
naw bubba twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
do it @Socceroos ! #GoSocceroos #DENAUS
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
These guys are apparently good partners according to @realDonaldTrump usatoday.com/story/news/201…
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Couldn't even write a joke about the beautiful women on Instagram who keep getting flown to Dubai because I'm getting old and I worry.
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
He's delightful and then some twitter.com/SpikeGhost/sta… pic.twitter.com/7CCnEIFayd
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Recommendations for books to read before bed? Something not too stressful? Preferably funny? Brutal sex scenes?
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
If you were wondering, you can play Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl approx 4 times in a row before the person next to you gets annoyed
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
aw, this actually makes me really happy. I spend a horrid amount of time wondering if these things are noticed twitter.com/markkaanthony/…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
hey! Sorry running a tad late today so video will be up later in the day :) *apology dance*
March 12th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I read through Twitter I realise I would be someone whose life doesn't end well in Black Mirror
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
A great read but to be honest, I'd extend the concern to a lot more of us, myself included. Pop culture, social med… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Wearing Ao dai...s? Ao dais? What's the plural? pic.twitter.com/podQDWeHsw
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to put in your Usher cd and drive
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Natalie, if you could have dinner with ANYBODY who would it be?" "Nobody" "..." "Elvis" "..." "Second Interview?" "We'll let you know"
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
This is the best camera test video I've ever seen twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
August 9th 2017
@natalietran
Today I had a fight with the man at the convenience store about using my own jar for a slurpee. So you know, things are going well for me.
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
9/10 times when I ask what something is, it turns out to be a bong Why don't people just get high off lollies and pop music? :(
May 1st 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is having someone tell you they hide money from their partner while their partner is in the bathroom. You can't have friends.
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
I was on a train once when a guy started masturbating to me. At first I was scared but then got angry and when stop… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
this is just great @cellobeat @JacobSzekely . Swoon youtu.be/UhuGhMQycVc
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anyone else tell you what to think. I don’t and I turn out to be wrong all the time.
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
It confounds me that people think it's appropriate to be so late to appointments. It's entirely rude. I always make… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
throwback to two of the Finest men buying me ice cream and moustache stickers <3 @thefinebros pic.twitter.com/H1vP84Cv5I
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
Now I remember why you stop wearing high heels once you trick someone into dating you.
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
oh shiiieeet look at her petticoat. Who does she think she is?
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
hmm @Youfoodz @woolworths A little concerning that the owners of @Youfoodz are in circles where they think this so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
We even had tickets to the game and accom booked. That's more commitment I give than when I tell my parents I "might" come over to dinner.
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
bananas are the sweatpants of fruit
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Very sorry about this but unfortunately I will no longer be able to attend @Vidcon this year :( pic.twitter.com/JGtfAvAn9O
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
Go on, be that person who uses the word ‘whom’
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @SamuraiCorndog : *george walks in* George: well jerry IM CANCELLED Jerry: Cancelled?! George: Cancelled! Jerry: you can’t be cancell…
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
Happy New Years Eve! For those without plans >>youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << new vid if you missed it.
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, guys. I'm still down with the flu this week but I've got a ton of scripts to film. AND I bought a new wig. So high fives everywhere.
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
As I pour chocolate flavoured cereal into a bowl at 5pm I think
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Why do people point out that we already asked each other how we were? I don't care. It's obvious neither of us are committed to this
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Unfortunately not in Sydney otherwise I'd be there! Aaron's great! twitter.com/aaronch3n/stat…
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @its_riccaa : Y’all need to see this video collage of all the crazy things my Physics Professor did this semester
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
#firstsevenjobs normal person cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
November 6th 2017
@natalietran
too many feelings
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @terry_tierney : @natalietran Hi Natalie, Could I please get a RT? Scoliosis is something that has impacted my partner ( @Leilahhh ) her…
December 28th 2017
@natalietran
My partner explained what he thought the show Will & Grace was about- a sham marriage they participate in for some… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Any recs for places to get a nice violin in Sydney? Still have my student one but would love to get a new one.
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Tinder is a season of Black Mirror
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Really looking forward to hitting puberty
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hmm the costume store I hired the king costumes from is closing down and I'm thinking about going there to see if t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I walk into someone's house with a man the first question he asks is, "how big is that tv?"
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to try @soylent ! It makes me feel like I'm in the future pic.twitter.com/Z6YV3zY10P
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
The romantic in me hates this but the practical part of me appreciates this quote "Those items are mine and he cann… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
excellent emailing @mjhawley ... pic.twitter.com/1DZuJ2QzsB
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
We should have known once photo booths became a regular thing how shit everything was
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
I don't understand. Has halloween happened or not? Why is it still going?
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
Little family pic.twitter.com/XzOtJJDh8X
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If you're one of the few people who haven't been told to watch @Hannahgadsby 's Netflix show, you really must. Thank you, Hannah. Just. Wow.
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
dad sends me emails with photos he's taken that day and every day I realise he's had a freaking beautiful day pic.twitter.com/pSIlYuFwg8
December 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : I’m sure there’s plenty of people who’d like to contribute to a fund for the children & families of Geoffrey & Andrew th…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Usher’s song Love in This Club has the lyrics: You ever made love to a thug In the club with his sights on '87 jea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
writing a video to film tomorrow and I'm so excited! How long has it been? A week? Multiplied by 10?
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Also scripts were on my laptop and all the travel footage for travel vids are gone. At the end of the day though, just stuff. But apologies
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
oooooooooft twitter.com/Bballforeverfb…
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
Kangaroo Islands Koalas and wildlife gofundme page au.gofundme.com/f/help-save-ka… pic.twitter.com/LRd4WL5Nxz
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait for the Ken Burns Bowling Green Massacre series
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
I really resent having to pretend to know how to read a map
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
was a party last night and got asked 4 times if I worked there
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I consider one word text replies to be a sign of aggression and, quite frankly, an invitation to a duel. Weapon of choice, first to die.
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
wow! twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Where do you put ‘not leaving the house until neighbours are gone’ on your cv?
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
My heart is with those in Sweden #staysafe pic.twitter.com/3rWeM1TGbT
September 18th 2015
@natalietran
I've exercised for 5 days now and even though I've had pizza every day, if I don't wake up looking like a VS Angel, I will kill somebody
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really enjoy taking baths? With candles and stuff? I just feel the panic of being in a room alone with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
text exchange with best friend while planning a trip pic.twitter.com/Bs5qzUdK1T
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
Picked up to reread a few days ago. Just finished. Some @alaindebotton is always good pic.twitter.com/GlEyD90m43
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
November 30th 2017
@natalietran
It's Rowan's birthday tomorrow and I just caught him opening and using his present without telling me. The balls on this kid
November 30th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I feel like time is running out for me to become a successful 25 year old millionaire :( :( :(
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Odd name for a whale but ok pic.twitter.com/D1xbLYi8hU
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever it is you can request dreams from, tonight I would like to dream about Rhett Butler telling me I'm no lady.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
Toast: the dinner you eat when your partner is away
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
Some early reviews of my latest upload. Watch it here >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/ChIpycjVuv
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
favourite part of a DIY project is when you realise you've spent way too much money on materials and should have ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Really admire how babies hold onto things for support when they dance. Like they know it’s going to get intense for them to manage
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << if you missed it. If you didn't and just ignored it... awkward
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Only crazy people say things like "Look What You Made Me Do"
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan: you bought me so many presents when we started dating. I thought you were moneybags but turns out you were n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Don't worry, @ABSCensus , I got your back. EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA, asl? #CensusFail
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
my mother makes me work for it and I respect that about her pic.twitter.com/gJ15lgk1tD
June 8th 2015
@natalietran
If you're into amazing jazz, check out @_JoeyAlexander . Had the honour of hearing him at @eg . Incredible. youtube.com/watch?v=_1liUa…
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
Have you ever finished a crossword puzzle with someone? I don't want to be dramatic but I'm calling it the best blo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2019
@natalietran
A friend left his sunglasses in my car 2 weeks ago. Every day I walk past them in my hallway and panic because it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm just kidding. First love isn't fun.
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's that time of the night where I start googling recipes for desserts you can make with minimal ingredients preferably in the microwave
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
With @veritasium in Cannes. Always lovely to see you! pic.twitter.com/7bJvPWAu9G
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I must have had a lot of work to avoid today because I've been on Twitter more than usual
April 7th 2019
@natalietran
Won't rest till I meet him pic.twitter.com/w6ORvqN6C8
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry I didn't mean that in a belittling way. Australia has been banning refugees and violating international international law for a while
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : It’s #BlackFriday2018, so get out there and consume! Consume! It’s all life’s about and all you’re good for!
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Aren't we all just a little scared that next they'll announce that we're building a giant wall? We are, aren't we?
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
The best thing about being an adult is you can eat junk food instead of proper meals. The worst thing about being… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
At some point buying sunglasses started to become a task too complicated for my skill set
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
Boom pic.twitter.com/cR4k6dis4N
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Poor @RowanJones_ . He was teamed up with me for and we got smashed. All I can do is pick uniforms. @EASPORTSFIFAANZ pic.twitter.com/86CQGRhkjC
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Apologies for tweeting so much. I just really want to avoid this work I don't want to do.
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it feels like athletes play sports like they don’t give a fuck about your fantasy tipping comp
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
had a conversation with a 9 year old outside a convenience store. She filmed herself dancing for a few seconds, to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
RT @katiejoyofosho : How to listen to your friend if you’re a man in a musical pic.twitter.com/gvRdZxwmZ4
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
I know I'm fashionable because this is how I shop online Sort By Lowest to Highest Leaves page and watches Netflix
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
oh, Scott, we have to intro you to some more aussies. But really, @ABCTV , renew @tonightly twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
I've never been able to say "how dare you" to someone because they're always right
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair to lose followers after making a joke about God. You follow him through way worse.
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
course they do. Freaking bad ass turtles. twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry! I should add, if you're in a same sex relationship that also shares the white/asian dynamic in Sydney, I'd love to hear from you too
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
thank fuck for headlines like these twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
OK, notice that my delivery is coming today, I will now work everything around you. You are my guy.
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I am taking so long emptying my stuff out of my room that Ken Burns just came over
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Sample of a song I wrote. It's called: Editing cc: @LukeKorns pic.twitter.com/upgrZDjaH2
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
"and I tip 20 cause I'm not a bad guy" twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
My parallel universe buddy! twitter.com/natalieet/stat…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
A bunch of awesome people are trying to get in my pants and I welcome it. That or they're going to kill me and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
The old man next door is learning Into My Arms on piano and I think I'm in love.
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I never let kids win. My niece yelled "I won" last time we played a game. "NO," I corrected her sternly. "You LOST.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
The idea that any of us have any say in the rights of gay people is ridiculous. Fuck it all but enrol and help aec.gov.au/enrol/
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
Now that our PM pays people smugglers as well, his argument of turning people away to avoid encouraging the industry can be ignored, right?
November 6th 2019
@natalietran
Someone from overseas recently asked me what a bindi was when I yelled to "watch out for the bindis!" I had no id… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Should they be apologising or saying 'You're welcome' theguardian.com/australia-news…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
latter garbage in a wildly unfair competition. One ep of CCGC is estimated to cost 100k. When you have the luxury to spend more than the
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I'll stop tweeting. I tweet a lot when I'm trying to avoid work but the time has come. *spots bat signal in sky*
April 10th 2018
@natalietran
would move back in with mother just to have someone remind me to drink water
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Tifnh : @natalietran Our best friend shirts came in! Btw, you don't have to tell us we look good because baby, we know. http://t.co/nJpZ…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
So so good pic.twitter.com/RwYvRuj1Tp
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
baby, I’m as happy as my increase in online activity suggests
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
<3 pic.twitter.com/md1KMr1sLF
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
All I wanted 18 years ago was to be on the Spice Girls bus. Not much has changed
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
watching My Best Friend's Wedding and her friend is marrying a 20 year old? That's two years out of adolescence. Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
someone you've been crushing on hard: honey, I've booked us a surprise getaway... twitter.com/lonelyplanet/s…
September 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @katemclennan1 : What a really inconvenient time to realise you’ll be raising your kid as a single mum. twitter.com/abc/status/117…
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : Peaceful protest continues today in #Manus prison. You have no right to cut power & water on 900 ppl who've been tortu…
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do birds suddenly appear every time chips are near? Just like me they long to be close to youuuuu pic.twitter.com/vgdiynii6M
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
tried to do the sneaky late follow back on instagram but @TroyKinne noticed... after I noticed how often he hinted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
you never want a donut when it's practical
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 12th 2016
@natalietran
I've never robbed a bank but I've sat in a car parked illegally while waiting for someone and I think it feels the same
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
favourite poem?
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : We're back in the AAT for the final day of our FOI asylum seeker turn back case - some details here theguardian.com/australia-news…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
urban dictionary is becoming the 14 year old daughter I have to turn to and ask, "WHAT ARE THE YOUNG FOLK SAYING ON THE INTERNET?"
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @BenjaminJS : Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. https://t.co/hsd…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
WE'RE GETTING A DOG. Need to tell as many people as possible
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
* GOD not STAR * complaint was made * I also tweet about eating donuts * complaining about complaining on social me… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries New Vid >> youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 << Like you wouldn't be tempted pic.twitter.com/zOqOpRKAPY
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
will remember this for my next remote mountain trek, camping trip, or deep-sea dive twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
to the lifeguard at the pool today: I know you were just standing there to put the pressure on. You knew I couldn't finish that lap :(
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Person: what's your favourite colour? Me: green Blue: you motherfucking traitor
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
The best part about being an adult is you can eat lollies for dinner. The worst part is nobody cares.
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
hello binge eating, my old friend
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'm just saying, it sounds like he does have ulterior motives pic.twitter.com/v8VixzYGnz
November 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : “That police, he came running out, putting his rifle in the police Toyota and then he ran back and he just dragged him.” #J…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
It's @veritasium ! <3 twitter.com/Sydney_Science…
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
Watching the @bluejays vs @mets! When I say watching, I mean shoving chips in my mouth pic.twitter.com/xmxWWXSRfa
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
Happy New Year! May your 2017 be filled with awkward touches, accidental instagram likes, poorly reheated food, and lots of love
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
never agree to disagree
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night and let out a loud sexual groan whenever Colin Firth appeared on screen. I've become a woman in a chocolate ad
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
really want to start wearing nighties but I'm worried I'm going to turn myself on too much and won't be able to sleep?
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
rosberg!
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
Me in 2009 vs 2019 pic.twitter.com/RflNjfA8rI
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
How many people there were on the bus to the herge museum (creator of tin tin) instagram.com/p/zGLID3pxac/
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
There should be a dating app for just people I personally like. How hard is that to organise?
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
At some point things changed and now I love when a couple fights when we're out.
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
get out of here @NASA @HUBBLE_space pic.twitter.com/oFhfl2ploN
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I get so stressed by how confident kids get when I put them on my shoulders. Stop moving so much. No Really I. Will. Drop. You.
June 14th 2017
@natalietran
happy book day to @AnnaAkana ! X twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Spent time with my nieces recently. They're gorgeous. The 4 year old one told me a joke about an elephant crossing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
I admire that humans don't let fear stop them. Humans will always push past boundaries pic.twitter.com/CvEpJqHfPg
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just realised twitter is the comments section :( ... :) ... :(
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sister: how was the sleep over? Niece: it was great! Auntie Natalie let me have two ice creams! Sister: wow! Me: sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
April 29th 2019
@natalietran
It's wrong to wish people ill but I find it disrespectful when I think I've woken up early, go outside, and see peo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
I just don't get any of this
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adambspencer : This will be a cracking watch; New film @vitamaniamovie about the science of vitamins #vitamania: youtu.be/GpcUHAlBpnI
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Cat lady level up pic.twitter.com/m0LWjvbsZU
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
You can also donate via sites like @DirectRelief like I just did. It takes so little time to help: directrelief.org/category/emerg…
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
I love my dad's emails. I have no idea how he and my mum got together pic.twitter.com/WMZ7fdT52u
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Hawkins_Kevin : @natalietran Can you please RT Live Below the Line's new video? We're an Aussie campaign fighting extreme poverty! https…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Can You Ignore Multiple Sneezes? >> youtube.com/watch?v=3Z_Eqp… << Three strikes and you're out pic.twitter.com/FbPlWbZURE
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
About to get in to some night time reading with the lovely tea set @veritasium got me. Getting older is great. Peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Introducing my friend to tea. This is a brew-tea-ful moment pic.twitter.com/oLldOct6qU
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
me: I don’t need anyone in my life necklace clasp: WASSSUPPPPP
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @jr_mooney : @natalietran Have you seen Orphan Black yet? It's just like your show except there really is one the next week.
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
Will you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I would like to be? pic.twitter.com/y3oLUoJpNV
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I remember seeing one of Nash's shorts years ago and loving it so much. Now he's someone who is… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoy comparing a parent's love for their child with my love for my cat
January 7th 2020
@natalietran
RT @WIRES_NSW : WIRES and vets from Stewart St Vets in Bathurst out on New Years day treating bushfire victims. This is the paw of a large m…
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
re-gifting pic.twitter.com/P7qzcG1qdT
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
give me some songs to fall in love to
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
There are white guys who fetishise asian women? I'm SO glad I had a man to tell me about that cause I haven't been… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hey, look, at least you only stole all my work gear. Not the plastic bag with the chocolate egg I had been saving pic.twitter.com/cf2ulzySK4
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
If your Jiu-Jitsu class isn't in a classroom above a row of shops, is it really Jiu-Jitsu?
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Oh god twitter.com/nicchristensen…
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Just fucking let me touch you.
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Rhys is great! Go see his show twitter.com/rhysnicholson/…
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, internet article, “make my day” Do it.
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Though it is a hauntingly beautiful song full of love, friends don’t seem to enjoy it when I sing ‘Bridge Over Trou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
I poached an egg today. In a saucepan. Like a youtube tutorial. I'm ready for 2015.
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
aw guys, come on! How can you not know what video stores are? The amount of boys behind video store counters I've fallen in love with...
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, put my clothes on for me.
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I’m as happy as my online presence suggests
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
You can be against offshore processing AND still care about Australia. They'd prefer you to believe it's invasion vs cruelty and it's not.
December 1st 2017
@natalietran
keep watching. This is great. twitter.com/timtimfed/stat…
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
5 yo niece tried to show me how she could do a push-up. Thankfully I was around to tell her she wasn't doing it pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
you just have to believe twitter.com/KelseyKanavel/…
September 17th 2015
@natalietran
pretty stoked @AmiYamato is wearing one of my shirts. I asked her to change in front of the webcam for me but no go pic.twitter.com/QYgX20MBXy
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
My desperation turns me off
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
Terrible twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes you just need to take a deep breath, take a step back, and sit next to a couple making out in the sun eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Definitely time to join the boycotting of Wilson Security abc.net.au/news/2016-07-0…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
If Alan Jones was really sorry... he'd... project it onto the Opera House so we could all see it. Just for ten minutes.
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Fairfield, CT I’m headlining 2 shows at @FairfieldComedy this Saturday May 26 7PM&9PM pic.twitter.com/ncUwpxRanc
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
great idea! twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
At a show last night Host: Just so you know, sometimes they like to pull out audience members to participate Me: *throws grenade*
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Dad got me a beautiful new ao dai. Every time he buys me one we exchange a silent, nervous concern I won't fit in i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2015
@natalietran
yeah no worries, I'll be on the edge of all the wide angle group photos. I did feel my face should be wider
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute. Fairy bread is not international? *beams bat signal into sky*
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
I grocery shop like I have a very hungry, hormonal teenage son at home
December 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the confidence of a much smarter person
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve always had this gut feeling that I’d look really good on the arm of a billionaire
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I can't stop thinking about Sylvanian Families. I used to dream about them when I was a kid youtube.com/watch?v=8tVG8s…… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jenanmoussa : There is no tragedy in life like the death of ur kids. Syrian dad says farewell to Aya & Ahmad who suffocated in yesterday…
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I go in to a workplace for a job and see someone I follow on Twitter. I look at them, imagine a circle a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
I never regret clothes I was wearing 10 years ago because I’m still wearing them now
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend showed me a Shawn Mendes clip. Holy crap he's beautiful. pic.twitter.com/Y0sJWPvc0J
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That dating episode of Master of None... stop using apps that reduce people to a few pictures and place emphasis on looks. Put in effort.
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I write my autobiography, I will name this part of my life the “Googled mixed race babies for hours” chapter.
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
The phrase ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ is sort of romantic
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I can't believe it's only Tuesday. It feels like be made love to and then taken out to high tea day.
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
When someone asks you about something you've definitely told them before... you should be allowed to reply 'see above' and leave the room
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
Had such a big night last night. Just kidding.
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : Our immigration laws have been systematically gutted of rights protections & flooded with personal powers. That's why Dut…
April 27th 2019
@natalietran
People who are confident enough to go through a doorway first are something
March 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KieraGorden : Oh my goodness, this story about the 10yo on Nauru is absolutely and utterly heartbreaking. Peter Dutton is a f**king MONS…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : It's also the last day to vote in the Aus marriage equality vote if you're overseas! You have until 6pm in your Timezone to…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : If you're in Sydney city this Thursday night I'll be chatting about my book (and signing a few copies) at this free event! 6…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
my partner hates eating out so much he thought this was a really nice offer: "Do you want to go somewhere tonight?… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be mean, Scott. Just one. Me. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
anybody here used the remarkable paper pad? I always write in notebooks and have to type things up later and am won… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nprscottsimon : I can’t find my old friend Luc Longley on Twitter. Could Aussie friends let him know that we have his old game shoe, and…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, Bing, you can keep trying to be my default search engine. Just fucking brace yourself for some terrible searches.
August 29th 2017
@natalietran
My hilarious friend Sheridan @5oh19 wrote a book! smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
New hobby: Meeting people and saying, "That's a cute name. I think I might name my boat that."
November 17th 2016
@natalietran
getting older is accepting that you won't figure out what some notifications on your phone mean
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend peeled mandarins, separated the pieces, and put them into Tupperware for me for my drive home. I've never felt so loved
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
I can't speak for others but I'm right
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
What happens?You just hit an age and decide,"Yup. Heard all the new music I can. My playlist is full.Now where's that oldies radio station"
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/2PsZ4tPDmw
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
can't wait twitter.com/THR/status/109…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @drnikkistamp : Twittersphere, I'm in need of some help. I'm looking for resources, research or prominent people who can talk about the i…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just had a lovely tea with @mickyb273 and wanted to share that he's a good egg
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : Here’s my Birthday wish for today, Anzac Day. That Australians take a moment to learn about the challenges faced by Aust…
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Opens laptop to show guest video Old page loads to show "ETHICAL UNDERWEAR" search Closes tab to reveal another tab "UNETHICAL UNDERWEAR"
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Socks are great
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do people have kids? I just moaned at my mother for asking me to collect some food she made me because I told her I missed it
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
hello, buttercup pic.twitter.com/yxyZCDx3EO
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Can confirm that when you mistake the word 'hooker' for 'hookah' your conversation gets weird "They bribed him with… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
yay! @nashedgerton is on @nova969 this morning talking about Mr. Inbetween. Sorry, got dates wrong previously. Star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, running late but new vid will be up later today pic.twitter.com/aXrD4Sh1nS
October 24th 2019
@natalietran
I don't know how to say no to this @Kathbum is great youtube.com/watch?v=8kpL8C…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
my fetish is retelling jokes poorly, leaving a big gap of silence, finishing the joke incorrectly, and then saying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
Oops! Sorry! there were a few mistakes in that vid. I'll have to reupload. Sorry Sorry X
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
Love how my face fits so good in your neck
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Today I waited in line for a cupcake and hated the person I had let myself become
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
if you're free tonight! twitter.com/mattokine/stat…
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
After telling my 7 year old niece I had to leave and go back to work she told me I should just tell people I died a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
love emails from my dad pic.twitter.com/920fCraOKG
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Santa: It's almost that time of the year again Me: So? Santa: Have you been naughty or nice? Me: Pull up a chair. D… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sharingdignity : Do you believe sanitary items should attract the “luxury tax”? Condoms, Nicotine patches, Viagra, Sunscreen these do no…
October 12th 2016
@natalietran
Just gutless. Come on, @mikebairdMP ! No reversing on good decisions!
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know it needs ironing but say it’s fine. Just love me and say it’s fine.
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
Out of curiosity, do you think there's a specific time frame in which women should have to tell partners about stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @Bahbuto : By age 35 you should have like 2 real friends both of whom live in other states and around 700 online friends with whom your r…
November 4th 2019
@natalietran
Look at job listings and there's one with this as its description. Have never been so intrigued pic.twitter.com/AbKtAqNDZV
October 1st 2019
@natalietran
happy birthday to my cat and only my cat. This was her when we brought her home so many years ago. I asked Rowan t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many apologies. A bit behind with work so decided to spend time watching Family Ties. Will still be putting up a video this week though!
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
I have the music playlists of a much fitter, more attractive person
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Even in VR my poor eyesight is a problem pic.twitter.com/8BLUOJd1iG
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
just a little bit magical very lucky pic.twitter.com/KfCfXaHcSw
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
The last thing I want to do is to deeply upset people so I'll take it all down. I stand by how I feel about religion. Peace to all.
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
YUP. Att: Australians twitter.com/tim_dunlop/sta…
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
what does 'lit' mean?
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
August 27th 2018
@natalietran
Spent today editing in a supply closet and going to end it listening to @raychenviolin . It's a cinderella story
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
YES. Yes yes yes yes yes. twitter.com/JordanRasko/st…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Martin Place Sydney Show compassion This family have contributed to Aus #letthemstay #HomttoBilo pic.twitter.com/Jo6QHYJCqI
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RitaPanahi : Meanwhile, in Australia... pic.twitter.com/Pb3Dg5QBy2
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
Love that magazines make video content of Victoria's Secret models showing you their make up routine. I don't need… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @SWatercolour : @natalietran @anthonypadilla no right hand anthony and tipsy right hand natalie make a gr8 couple pic.twitter.com/n1UvH3TiSU
March 13th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I log into Netflix and see a "kids" account I freak out and wonder where my kids are
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Attractive people get a lot of things already. Do they really need to pull off oversized sweaters so well too?
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
yay! It's @russellcrowe 's birthday! Happy birthday! hoping nobody re-gifts you something from the auction
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
People get so weird when you hold their baby and sob hysterically?
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Teenager: If you could go back in time and tell the teenage you one thing what would it be? Me: Don’t waste time be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
and now it's lunch
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
you show me a woman who doesn't have a really pretty notebook she's had for at least 5 years somewhere in her house
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
May 15th 2016
@natalietran
Working. No more f1 spoilers! I'm so excited. What happened? Did Hamilton get a new haircut? But really. Stop. It sounds so exciting
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
being depressed is the best I've felt in years
June 14th 2019
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought that by this age I'd have been to at least one party where someone asked for a secret password to get in.
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @winya2012 : I am sharing this for those that think that police custody is safe. Please retweet, please watch. ❤️
August 24th 2019
@natalietran
THAT'S what linkedin is for pic.twitter.com/TCvVoyTZfK
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
eating at restaurants is the equivalent of stabbing my mother in the chest while telling her I don’t love her
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Love it twitter.com/_Avery_/status…
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Gosh I forgot how much I liked this playlist we all put together! So many songs I discovered! Yes! Let's do one soo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @r1chardeldridge : @natalietran Why didn’t you invite them over for noodles? That was very selfish of you to flaunt your great wealth and…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
It's cute when your friends think you're going to go outside pic.twitter.com/8vQbfwPsOF
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Brain: It's 7pm, you still have work to do. Do not watch The Office Work To Do: Do It 2am: That was a great episode.
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @progirl : pic.twitter.com/UhDOU35jm4
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
palpable
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
colleague: you know, checking your watch constantly won't make time go faster me: I just want to look busy so you stop talking to me
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
This song utterly destroys me. Breaks my heart into a million devastated pieces. *turns volume up and hits repeat*
September 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @perlmutations : What kind of Arts Community goes for a cheap joke by allowing this white supremacy enabling muthafucka into it's midst!…
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Hateful attack. So much sorrow and love for the families and friends of those killed in Istanbul.
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
heartbreaking art created by the residents in waterloo welivehere2017.com.au pic.twitter.com/qr9sgCvC67
July 23rd 2017
@natalietran
humans
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
:( @JohnSafran just ignored my Strictly Ballroom gif. Listen to the rhythm, don't be scared
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
How flippin' good is starting a new notebook
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
went to MIP once and ended up meeting someone who I really admired and we hung out. Strange night. Ended with me cr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
1. I still wear all these clothes 2. mangoes twitter.com/tmth421/status…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I'm getting really tired of being stopped in the street and asked if I'm Eva Mendes
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with headshots. I'm comfortable with who I am.
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
I guess I now clap my hands when I dance. It's like someone installed a shitty update and didn't tell me.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The football team everyone wants to win. So incredible to watch the bravery and dedication to get these kids. Thank… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
What has happened is a barbaric disregard for the basics of humanity and the right of every child. Utterly heartbreaking #PeshawarAttack
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I think a 15 year old girl with abs just told me my shirt was nice. Do I feel good? I think I feel good. That makes it sad.
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine if the Devil did wear Prada. Just for a minute, imagine it.
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Though I usually just click "accept" for Change of Privacy Policy type things, I just read through the one for my e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games until someone points out you’re being inappropriate and making them feel uncomfortable
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @JoshButler : The AFP have confirmed to SBS that officers are on Manus assisting in a "liaison" role at the centre - despite no powers in…
January 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Message from Hakeem al-Araibi, footballer, refugee protected under Australian law, improperly detained in Bangkok Remand…
July 19th 2016
@natalietran
I have an easy life because this has been the hardest thing I've done all day. Even had a tea break to think twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AJENews : For updates on: Tunisia: aje.io/gps9 Kuwait: aje.io/jqdz France: aje.io/ctlq http://t.co/qa…
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
One day I plan on hitting that "end" key on my keyboard. One day. When I know what it does.
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
JT was in the video. Read this about his experience being an Asian man. This is about being an ally to each other… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
My next door neighbour is an elderly lady who calls me 'wonderful girl' because I offered her a lift once. Now I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
You can. You'll learn to love me. twitter.com/noahcent/statu…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
relationships are just two people arguing over the aircon in a car
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Would also like to point out that since then many people asked me to speak to white women who are dating asian guys… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
fucking, fine, youth culture. *googles 'what does fuck boi mean*
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
It’s strange when you hold a baby and someone says “that suits you” because then they get weirded out when you star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Video stores make me so incredibly happy. Here, new releases, take all my money. Weeklies, you know you have my hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If I could see myself 10 years ago today, I'd see I'm still wearing the same pjs.
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << pic.twitter.com/lZaMCoioiA
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
only cowards have safe words
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
... would it? twitter.com/Mathemagicianm…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Oh, Sydney, stop being gorgeous pic.twitter.com/n4reQRntKa
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << No Plans On New Years Eve? How To (not) Celebrate pic.twitter.com/aq605Uri22
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
4yo niece: Your shirt is too small! Me: That’s the style. See, here are pictures niece: Oh! You don’t look like that. Me: :(
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Well according to my cat, being loved and showered with affection is very boring
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
my friends are troopers pic.twitter.com/1F6SQ8BuRd
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
How dare you. Nobody speaks to me like that except in the bedroom.
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
How to cut open head to remove thoughts without being confronted by lack of quality inside?
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
Thoroughly enjoying the messages I'm getting from friends after they watch MI pic.twitter.com/KoJYBEVQoa
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it last night, new (travel) vid! youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui…
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
Weird thing to say but I really enjoy October. Ever since that halloween video, I receive emails from people whenev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @WaltjaPalya : Look at this beautiful painting! Waltja chair Irene Nangala is working on her latest bush foods story painting. https://t…
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who know their bank details off the top of their head
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
Jesus. BTS have more concerts happening so I guess I have to figure out how to get tickets again and take my friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Cool with being vegan and all that but like come on, enough with the cashews. Everything is fucking cashews.
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
With my crew at @SydneyKings pic.twitter.com/81am3Tp39A
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Five year old niece wrote a song about having no friends. It made me so sad. Nobody is going to be her friend if she keeps this up :(
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
sorry about the Nike tie but I need anyone who isn't Asian who I've battled with over receiving a gift or money to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Proof that I filmed this time. Proof of the sexiness you have been saved from. pic.twitter.com/gcu7uDHnWq
November 6th 2019
@natalietran
mood pic.twitter.com/Pu0hv2oFyw
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Will take this as you offering to perform it next we meet twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
But how great is it when a hairdresser puts product in front of you? It's like they're showing you to the better looking you who isn't cheap
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
If 2018 was a bit of a let down, go somewhere quiet, close your eyes, reflect, and know you're the reason for that.
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
You don't agree with privatising education/racism? YOU'RE LEFT. Nothing I express is left. It's centre. You don't even KNOW how left I am.
October 28th 2017
@natalietran
haven't uploaded in almost a year but I hear things are going really swell for people on youtube right now
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanwilliams : If you want to see white flight happening in Sydney, stand out the front of a Sonoma after they’ve sold out of miche loav…
December 30th 2018
@natalietran
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
My work life is trying to figure out how to avoid emails from Dropbox
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
It makes me slightly uncomfortable that people refer to their online community as their 'family' or 'fam' because I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
A large part of being an adult is having nobody there to remind you to drink water
March 31st 2019
@natalietran
♥️ twitter.com/PhilNWang/stat…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
aw love these two twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
Same xoxo twitter.com/chrysnathemm/s…
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reuters : Bear, an obsessive compulsive dog who was abandoned as a puppy, is helping find koalas injured in Australian bushfires https:/…
July 24th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the bday wishes. Had a brilliant day and feel very lucky. pic.twitter.com/qzauQi0vOY
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Congratulations and thank you, @johngreen ! I just hugged this book and it told me to calm down and give it some sp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 4th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You stare at someone for 40 minutes and wonder what they use in their hair and all of a sudden they think you're a weirdo. Wow
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Today one of my best friends @tim_dunlop stopped his car in the middle of the road and made me get out and steal f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. I've been removed from all their top 8s. A lot has happened since 2008. Here I was thinking things were OK
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, that's not an ad, I just love that show and those two are such great episodes
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
animals aren't put on this planet to serve us but honestly, what is the point of having a cat if it won't go to the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Let's share? Here's my morning playlist open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t… can you recommend some stuff for me? open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
love Sydney during Vivid twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
January 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been hungover but I assume it's like opening your laptop and seeing the 1000000000 tabs you visited last night
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
It's so unfair how quickly people expect you to get over someone. They're all 'you didn't even date, you didn't even know them'
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so turned on that some of you knew which pen I was using. Just so you know, it's a broad nib. Talk dirty to me some more.
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
I scored 14 out of 15 on the survey How Often Do You Read A Friend's Survey Results, Do The Test Hoping To Beat Them, But Then Never Do
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
So jealous of everyone at @vidcon I wish crowds of people didn't scare me. Hope you're having a wonderful time doing that IRL thing!
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
everyone on twitter is going to hell so we might as well get to know each other
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
When does thinking you should have really learned how to skate because people in skate parks look happy, go away?
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
my best friend and I are trying to figure out if we dated without realising
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
No! Did I miss it? No! Late submission for #WorldPhotographyDay pic.twitter.com/QtCnIoOIOv
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
hello, mooncake, you salacious, overpriced minx. Also, happy mid autumn festival to those celebrating. Eating moonc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan is a fool. He chose midnight to tell me he has a surprise for me and thinks I'm going to let him sleep. He sa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just to be clear, wherever I live is Australia's Asian mega city twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
Making some travel vids in Europe oh so soon. If you've got any recommendations of cool places to visit or things to do let me know!
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
Freaking beautiful @gflipmusic youtube.com/watch?v=0CD0Dg…
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Just realised I'm turning 31 this year. Things are not looking good for my become a 30 Under 30 person dream.
December 8th 2019
@natalietran
my nieces (7 and 4) have just started calling me up and saying jokes at me pic.twitter.com/jmj7SSrA13
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I had a dream where @amyschumer slept with my dad, banked at HSBC, and loved Paypal. So I guess don’t eat three bags of crackers before bed.
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
Where do you place "still remembers all the raps and weird spoken intros to late 90s- early 00s rnb songs" in a CV?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Oxfam : Earthquake in #Nepal - Oxfam is there, please help us save lives oxf.am/ZMQR #NepalQuake pic.twitter.com/quTocyp9qj
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : Youtube comments have nothing on the recipe blog comments. Yeah, my vlog "fucking sucks," huh? Well your 'Great-grandma…
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece always accepts food like she's just been proposed to with a gigantic diamond ring pic.twitter.com/Drjp229lF9
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
to whoever needs to hear this right now: if you could grab me some gnocchi on the way over, that would be great
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oh my god why are sick kids so annoying? Right, @PeterDutton_MP ? Like UGH twitter.com/racvictoria/st…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
my mother called me up and told me she wants swimming caps for her birthday BUT they MUST be from ebay and MUST be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
bread is sexy
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is when someone calls me up/emails thinking I'm this Natalie Tran. "Are you after the go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Such lies. You never call me 'Natalie' despite knowing that I'd prefer it. twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed I haven’t been rescued by a fireman yet
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sydney-siders, if you can be there to show support. These poor kids and their family. Hope to see you there! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
After having multiple friends use the term 'fuckboi' in conversation lately, I finally googled it. Shakespearean.
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, change that to ages 13-29. I thought up a few things
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I watched a 12 year on her phone. In 5 minutes she watched 1 billion vines, liked 9382 instagrams, and watched 2432 videos. I ate a sandwich
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
PS Tony has told us supporting people smugglers funds terrorism. Tony supports people smugglers. Therefore...
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Thanks to the @thefinebros for having me in another video and my heart grows even more for @veritasium in it youtube.com/watch?v=n-U2Ba…
November 16th 2019
@natalietran
too many husband-manager relationships go unquestioned
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
October 17th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I'd be worried about in a zombie world? Losing my hair tie. Lots of hair tie raids in my squad
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
After detaining people in camps and destroying their lives, we are now abandoning them. Well done, Australia. Peter Dutton, shame on you.
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous. Breathtaking. Tasteful. There's also some free space in the sky. Could we get ads projected onto that to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
You'd think lying in bed in my underwear eating nachos would feel good. It doesn't. It feels gross. And fantastic.
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to find whoever made the GIANT blade runner novelty cup my partner bought, and I will make them find a place to store it
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
oh no, I'm one of those mums who forwards her kids things she wants them to enter twitter.com/FilmFestsAus/s…
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
A Video For People Who Skip Ads >>youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c << New Vid just in case you missed it :)
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
when, apart from when something is far away, is a place described as 'a short stroll'
November 7th 2017
@natalietran
stickers are the currency of children
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
have been so in to Ancient Egypt lately and keep trying to steer conversation towards it to no avail. friend: Can y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @unionsaustralia : Without union members we wouldn’t have: • Sick leave
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
How gorgeous is this? He totally ruined her time, but still twitter.com/CBSEveningNews…
December 21st 2019
@natalietran
welp pic.twitter.com/yfzEm8nwct
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
naw @raychenviolin youtube.com/watch?v=RXfLV7…
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
My Playstation 1 died and this may be dramatic to say, but I wish it had been someone I knew instead pic.twitter.com/8Ykqv1daFL
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Carrie_Rachel : I don't understand why we don't call this hoarding. The obeisance to unchecked capitalism and materialism is a mental il…
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @SlenderSherbet : "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP, TERRY" pic.twitter.com/HmCZjxY5DP
January 8th 2020
@natalietran
What he's doing is great. Seriously. Awesome to choose clothes wisely and to set an example in a world of fast fash… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you and your family argue a lot? me: No. We prefer to internalise all feelings and then say something sm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
and Dom throws some shade! Shoutout to all my shorts-wearing no matter how cold it is cameramen/clipboard carrying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 22nd 2014
@natalietran
happy birthday to my wonderful @DustinParkerCa X
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
Though I try not to be shallow, I will trust anyone who is eating an apple and giving me advice. They just look lik… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Sure sex is good but have you ever really wanted a tea and then found out you're carrying just the right amount of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
hey hey! twitter.com/theqza/status/…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
. @Qantas @emirates Please intervene to help #SaveSaeed twitter.com/leerhiannon/st…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the awesome @connorvanv!! Not only is he a talent, he's one of the first people I'll call if I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 26th 2015
@natalietran
If Your Dying Phone Were A Person youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY this week's vid if you missed it.
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : Fuck me - it's about time, Iceland! twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for Wonder Woman. Before her I didn't have a super good looking, fit, multilingual, woman who can braid her own hair to look up to
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I feel like I just asked my parents if I could go on a date
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you so much for the laughs. This was my favourite book when I was 14. You're one of the best. Farewell pic.twitter.com/MEPdkV1TyH
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day my niece sends me a little video or audio clip saying she loves me. I never tell her I love her back bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Look. He's there first! @mickyb273 waiting for me to come make his day amazing. pic.twitter.com/5jt6j7jOPH
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
thank GOD
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
sorry some of you I can't seem to reply to for some reason (is there a setting?) but please know I've read the comments!
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How outrageously wonderful is music? There are songs I wish would just come alive and devour me.
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
Human rights have been politicised. Our governments have broken International law. This is a crime. Our governments have committed a crime
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I miss when you could wear a wrist band and that was enough to let people know you were a rebel. Not a total rebel, but you know, enough ;)
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
To the LGBTQ+ community, I want you to know that all good things I've seen online, I've had to click safety mode OFF for anyway <3
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
Protests tomorrow around Aus see you at the Sydney one! twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
Hi, I’d like to order some carbs please
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
Taxi driver from Melbourne airport started saying how unfriendly Sydney people were and I don’t know why but I lied… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
Such a beautiful song Two people who sing each other's songs so well youtu.be/uoR4KQ0wUk4?t=…
June 30th 2017
@natalietran
I burn 65423687442225412694 calories whenever I'm made to wait in a car parked illegally
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Romeo and Juliet is such a grand love story. Imagine being a teenager in love and having your family give two shits about it.
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mrmarkmillar : I now need to see this over any other movie this week!!! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Don't know if it's the Indian food or the Indian food but I think I'm falling in love with the delivery guy
May 1st 2016
@natalietran
With my favourites @RowanJones_ and @jodiefox at @eg . What a great year! Thanks for having us! pic.twitter.com/fC7n6WHOuk
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
marry me twitter.com/ScottJCollette…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying to comments on my last video for the next hour if you hop on now *May type with two fingers
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : If the person who came up with this lost their job at Burger King, they have a job for life as an FM radio content director…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
If my niece keeps asking me the definition of words, we're both going to realise how stupid I am pretty quickly
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
It's so great to get together with people, put down your phones, and connect pic.twitter.com/jJmFRRcpsT
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne, be less cold :(
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
I look like your child " @stuckonfknyou : YAY I FINALLY GOT TO MEET @NATALIETRAN AGAIN AFTER FOUR YEARS, ❤️ pic.twitter.com/QcT5rVIdKh"
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so easy to care and listen to other people’s problems when they’re really attractive and paying you attention.
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
I really hope The Wiggles have to listen to as many stories about me as I do them
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Facebook Memories, my life is lame and was lame five years ago too.
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OI1Y20FtOM
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/5IWIYiLxL6
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I'm reading all the celebrity tweets about how boring the boxing match was. Try imagining him beating up women. Surely this is a joke, no?
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
When people in romantic movies say lines like "I've never told anyone this before" it always makes me wonder what I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 25th 2015
@natalietran
new vid 》youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA 《 It's ok. I'm her PG. If you missed it !
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Cancellation policies are the only reason I follow through
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh sshiieeett, Mr. Bingley and his party just arrived at the dance. People live tweet Pride and Prejudice, right?
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
You know how your parents are always saying ‘you work too hard’ and stuff? Me neither
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
hmm.. "The One Nation of today is a very different beast to what it was 20 years ago..." Nope, same monster. abc.net.au/news/2017-02-1…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My niece's dolls are the kind of women I'd stalk on instagram late at night. They'd have boyfriends I'd fantatise p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @TroyKinne ! mumbrella.com.au/kinne-tonight-… I think his little joke at the end was mean/good but he insists he was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
RT me and let's see if we can get this to 500k likes! - Confucius
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
Been feeling a bit broken and then woke up this morning to this gorgeous voice message from my niece. She's a smart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2016
@natalietran
I need to stay off the net, man. I never leave it not feeling outraged.
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
In good news, I've been told a lot lately to stick to being a comedian. Nobody has ever called me a comedian before. #blessed
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SarahRubyWrites : RT if you'd pretend not to speak English if @realmarklatham tried to talk to you in public. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Back in my day there weren't any Youtube tutorials because none of us knew how to do anything. That's why we were on Youtube.
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know you said leave you alone but on the off chance you see this; love and care do mean something. They’re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
I wish. Then someone would be uploading pic.twitter.com/CxmsAG9FXD
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
yessssssssssssss twitter.com/thecure/status…
November 4th 2018
@natalietran
Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. Except people who start group chats. You guys can suck it.
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Getting ready for my hot date that's not with @mickyb273
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
friends and family : This person doesn't care about you. They are a bad person. This will not end well for you. me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
The way this ball tampering is taking over Aussie news is ridiculous. It's not an episode of The Bachelor.
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
loved it twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
October 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Going to start doing this with people as soon as I meet them as the ultimate power play youtube.com/watch?v=F04PB8…
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so sick of getting standing ovations
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
To be fair to Dutton I do always hear parents say it's really hard to find a good babysitter.
October 24th 2019
@natalietran
RT @JodiMcKayMP : The entire Sydney public bus fleet is being privatised. A shocking betrayal. Where was this during the election campaign,…
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
miss you
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
when you're a woman, every day you receive excellent news twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @rodenv : I've been working with @natalietran on a little project this year. Watch and you might learn how to pick her up. https://t.co/1…
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
A true friend is someone who is brave enough to buy this book in person for you. @tim_dunlop you legend pic.twitter.com/ld6SnyjEq1
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
ps the video is about jigsaws so it has to go viral
June 17th 2019
@natalietran
RT @statelibrarynsw : Just ONE WEEK left to see the popular World Press Photo Exhibition. Our galleries are open until 8pm – Monday to Frida…
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
no pressure to youtubers but kylie released a video that's decent in length, probably has good retention, and all it took was a secret baby
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
not super cool with @ChrisEvans changing his profile pic without consulting me first but whatevs
January 31st 2016
@natalietran
Listen, GPS, we aren't all ballers. Avoid toll roads unless we're in the car with someone we need to impress.
November 14th 2019
@natalietran
friend: What did you do as a kid when your parents weren't home? me: I'd take my violin in to the bathroom, play r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm thinking about finally entering an Elvis Tribute Artist Contest. Has anybody entered one? Anyone? *echo* Anyone? Anyone? I'm serious
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
A teenager with abs called me 'madam' pic.twitter.com/ir5FMLoX68
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Computer, I don’t want to update anything. Ever. Not in an hour, not tonight, not tomorrow. Now get off my lawn
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TheVersionHQ : . @Kathbum is piloting a new show called The Shrine! Free audience tickets, here: sroaudiences.com https://t.co/b…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
What you did was useful and will be seen by the right people. I'm sorry. Honestly. I'm honestly sorry what I said was so upsetting for you.
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
There’s nothing more humbling than having to take your shirt off
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Twitter really is a racist's kryptonite
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
I always tell my friends who just got engaged to enjoy their time together as a engaged couple because not only is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Sydney, I'm about to get on a flight to DYKWIA at the Cafe Lounge at 730 with @mattokine @natalietran @genfricker @aaronch3…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
need friends who are ok to just lie in bed and watch the pride and prejudice miniseries with me until we die
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
Beautiful trip to Bruges today. Belgium, you've been magnificent. Can't wait to come back pic.twitter.com/J5z6ap6jKK
June 4th 2017
@natalietran
Much love to London
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know how to use makeup brushes but I know it's not the way I use them
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's mean but sometimes I just say "nice diversity" when I enter a room full of writers or producers to watch them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
candles: the currency of women
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Doctor: You sound like you want reassurance. Me: Yeah... so give it to me.
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
women owe you nothing
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
Sophia is your friend's girlfriend who hates being near you. youtube.com/watch?v=dMrX08…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
Every time someone tells me a food eating record, I immediately respond, "I could beat that"
December 31st 2017
@natalietran
I want to feel your heartbeat
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Inbetween the Mr's They didn't laugh at that like they should have... Hey its @nashedgerton and @lucifersjocks pic.twitter.com/WTHadtRj7e
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Filming a vid for tomorrow. It's actually last year's xmas script. Are people are still talking about oscar selfies? pic.twitter.com/kqCJBBMVUP
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
YT filtering LGBTQ vids in restricted mode is absurd. A filter isn't going to help the people who would use it to hide LGBTQ. Nothing will.
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I first saw one of Nash's shorts years ago and loved it so much. Now he's not only someone to ad… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
.... and how much for an adult's party, Scott? Digging it. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I pretend to be writing down a phone number while on the phone, I commend myself on my fantastic acting skills.
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
My partner asked what the phrase "I have so much love to give" means. Good sign? Bad sign?
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations to Kevin and those who organised today's march. It was incredible to see so many students and young… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I want a whole screen dedicated to @AndrewGaze10 at every @SydneyKings game <3 pic.twitter.com/kWAsjcA48g
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
*28-29 I've been OK
April 6th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so excited for @wongfupro 's film @BeforeUsMovie and hope you are too!
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
so excited for @illyal to get to collab with me #blessed twitter.com/illyal/status/…
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pitch for horror movie: You go to someone's house and they've made food from facebook videos
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Took the kayak out for the first paddle of the summer. It was oar some. Line up, there's more where that came from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair that people like Nick Cave are touched by love and then produce incredible songs like Into My Arms… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Why is it that whenever it's tax time I can't find any work receipts but I have a receipt for every soft serve or lolly I've ever bought?
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I've never time travelled but I've listened to a someone try to explain snapchat to me
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
I watch tv shows like it's my job and I really want that promotion.
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
How absurdly exquisite is tea? I could be watching someone die and if I had a cup of tea in my hand, it would be... quite delightful.
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
In the past you guys have made it possible for me to get work experience in awesome fields I'd not usually have ven… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
missing having @bennyfine and @rafifine close x pic.twitter.com/nUeDfHBaZj
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
In case you were wondering It's INCREDIBLY uncomfortable to be grocery shopping next to a stranger who is also mak… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
Support the Yes vote by going to #yesfestau! 29th of October! Profits go to @amequality #marriageequality bit.ly/2yM9QLB
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
manipulative people in powerful positions are terrifying
January 6th 2020
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : YES
January 14th 2020
@natalietran
Crazy Recipe Asians? Culinary Rich Asians? @RemyHii making breakfast burritos. Dude even grinds his spices. pic.twitter.com/zD46goJu8f
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Animals know too much
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
haha go away. That's adorable. That's asking to be pulled over twitter.com/anthonypadilla…
December 28th 2019
@natalietran
Grammarly, I don't know what I did to you
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Fair enough " @MBCraig57 : @YouTube @natalietran I am pretty sure retweeting an older video doesn't count as putting up one this week.... "
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY << If Your Phone Were A Dying Person
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
who wants to come over and help me paint by doing most of it?
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
For the past few months I tried going off medication because it seemed ridiculous to be consuming that much and I w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I admit I've been tricked into thinking I'm special in the past when I've spent too much time online or reading com… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is waiting to go to your mum's home so someone can cook you proper food again
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
Dad's turning 76 so today we enjoyed some breakfast and Beethoven, just the two of us. He asked me if I remembered… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
open.spotify.com/track/1LzNfuep…
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I would trade all of you for some biscuits to dunk in to my tea right now
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
hopefully I'll scratch off all of my face
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
On one hand, I'm thrilled to be eligible for my free 10th meal. On the other hand, I just started eating here last week
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
sorry I'm late, I really didn't want to come.
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
There's a lot of crazy news these days so to add to it, they now sell Sour Patch Kids in larger quantities. pic.twitter.com/CrG21oGWnK
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Here's the thing about being an Incel. You can be the nicest person on the planet (you're definitely not) and you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I will listen to you complain about font TWICE. That's it.
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
I miss my mailman. Nobody ever tells you you're going to miss the mailman.
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AdamSinger : Who wrote this story, a bird? twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Had a truck come into my lane yesterday on the highway. The driver was incredibly condescending, threatening, and t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to anyone affected by the earthquake in Nepal. Terrible news
April 28th 2016
@natalietran
The best selfies I take are the ones that don't look like me
August 21st 2018
@natalietran
Nice try, email scam. I don't have 4 friends pic.twitter.com/qYpbIeJKES
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @frankie_jay_tho : attend the tale of Sweeney Todd his skin was pale and his eye was odd but you don't really care for music, do ya?
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like this and know it's a joke about Trump... but I feel that card twitter.com/studioexec1/st…
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
sure. Perhaps #AlwaysBeMyMaybe is a big deal because it's got asian leads etc. but THE DAD WAS HOT
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today I asked my friend if he wanted to open our new planners together because it's exciting. He declined? How goo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 15th 2016
@natalietran
I'd be a terrible mother. I buy one new sweater and it's all I wear for the next month. All my other sweaters are dead to me.
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
. @netflix how do I pitch Asians in Cars Getting Hysterical It's just me driving my mum anywhere
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine being able to sit in front of the mirror at the hairdresser's and not want to punch it
October 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, @NatGeo , you need to curb your use of red envelopes and the word "URGENT" Your mail is scarier than tax notices pic.twitter.com/PRTR66rCwV
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
Yup, googling "skin discolouration back pain" at 3am was a bad idea
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/pyfwCJk73E
October 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I have no idea but more importantly, why are you watching the video in incognito mode? Are my videos equivalent to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Excuse me, Twitter. I have a lot of moments. Great moments. pic.twitter.com/M0QcbX9L0h
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Congrats, Nina. Can't wait to see it twitter.com/ninaoyama/stat…
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
hi hi I have two tickets to @sydfilmfest Brittany Runs a Marathon at 6:30 George Street Sydney tonight if anyone wants them
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
nobody fucking gets it
May 7th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just made up an incredible story about a fake, ill person in my room to justify how much food I was taking for breakfast. I was moved
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
Also, I used to sit next to my niece with a camera and slider and just wait for her to wake up and film weird thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Try eating an apple and not looking like a smug son of a bitch who knows a thing or two
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
It's really hard to get together when you're adults. Everyone has so much on their plate... It has to be said that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, perhaps the last tweets were too subtle. ** Why are you supporting a fight of a man guilty of domestic violence?** HE PUNCHES WOMEN
December 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Jeff_Sparrow : If nothing else, Australia will serve as an awful warning to the rest of the world. This is the future your leaders are f…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel these two points summarise my entire life. And achievements. Thanks, Wikipedia twitter.com/Tokohoshi/stat…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Took twenty minutes of moving in tiny increments to get this close. Just let me touch you. Cats give no fucks. pic.twitter.com/oHxKAsIUFc
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @KKeneally : The Prime Minister’s ‘private meeting’ with the Great Barrier Reef Foundation, when he offered them $444m of public funding,…
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
My mother bought me a mini rice cooker for travel. It cooks rice for one. It's devastating I don't have a child to be embarrassed by this.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @misschutuckshop : Help save misschu Ok - so just a little reminder of what’s happened thus far: - I created a brand in 2007 to... http…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
The past year and a bit has been a tad dreadful for me and yet at the same time, I've never felt so loved and supported. Thanks @RowanJones_
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
going to this to see @mickyb273 and because he told me AFL was hot boys football? Nice to see it's true. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
This place is for couples. No worries pic.twitter.com/4KOjVOpFnn
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : It’s crunch time - this week the Senate will decide whether to allow the Morrison Government to axe the live-saving Medev…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @LibyaLiberty : Someone tweeted at me “what are they supposed to do?” And the answer is “never fire tear gas at children for any reason e…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
People who highlight or underline in books are out of my league
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
We may not be on this earth for a reason but today I woke up knowing I was going to smash a donut
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed to not yet had the opportunity to say "you can't fire me because I quit" before turning on my a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
cutie twitter.com/DetJessRamirez…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It comes out tomorrow pic.twitter.com/5ONpvS1Ll7
April 11th 2016
@natalietran
If I could have one superpower it would be making everyone in the world disappear when I have to reverse park
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Actual dilemma: Wanting to hire costumes that cost more than the video will make
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
we're terrible together but I'm feeling reckless
November 24th 2019
@natalietran
Today I met someone really lovely who said she watched my videos and I took off my glasses because they started to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
I'm just a girl standing in front of a microwave only knowing what maybe three buttons do
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
concerned that a lot of my fantasies would have right wing twitter accounts I'd block
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
I am worth instant packet pasta
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
To my friends in the LGBT community, I'm so sorry about how particularly awful this time must be. Hopefully this to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
You can do better. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't even come outside and ask who you were and why you were always following him home.
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever invented fake pockets is one sick fuck
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about how I've behaved as a crazy ex partner or friend. Do you ever get over that kind of embarrassing behaviour?
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
There are people named Scooter?
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @orlander_ruming : Twelve-year-old Kiana went #missing at about 8pm last night from an address in Wylandra Street, #Dubbo. If you've seen…
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
pancakes
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Quincy Jones: and that's how time travel was invented Interviewer: That's incredible Quincy Jones: What's incredi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
You surround yourself with gorgeous things of worth only to a jealous man’s eyes; Over time they become a part of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 24th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got around to seeing Annihilation yesterday. It was terrifying. Imagine painting over a dark wall without d… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
At university my best friend and I woke up on Valentines day, bought dozens and dozens of roses, wrapped them, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
I read some of my script for my next video to my mum yesterday. She laughed and said, "you wear that same shirt every time you come over"
May 1st 2015
@natalietran
Got home after 6 weeks away. Checked phone. One voicemail from wig shop.
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece currently insists on dancing to Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 every day and there's something incredulous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
When you hit "NEXT" one too many times on a site, get confused and think, "but this isn't a picture of 10 Child Stars Who Grew Up To Be Hot"
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I love my dad. This is as complicated as our interactions get pic.twitter.com/284xn5Zks3
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
Only because eggs are in the news today, here's a little about my romantic relationship with eggs and going vegan tinyurl.com/zyyblub
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
Favourite ethical (preferably eco friendly) underwear brands? Need to bribe some people into doing me favours so fancy is good
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I love tv I love tv because this is a serious part of the show and nobody cared there was a giant puffin there. pic.twitter.com/FmMhgJxB6M
August 20th 2017
@natalietran
Can't read the sign but I'd like one of these hot woman fast car machines please pic.twitter.com/iqDuPiYiHc
January 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @natalietran : Bugger! Annoyed to have missed the first two weeks of this. The account @YearOnEarth is: Live tweeting the history of the…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve been an atrocious and undeserving partner but tonight @RowanJones_ is going to a musical without me so I’m calling it even from now on.
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
excuse my ego, she's new in town
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
fuck, this guy is great twitter.com/oypoolboy/stat…
May 21st 2017
@natalietran
a kookaburra stole my biscuit
December 13th 2019
@natalietran
(I don't worship any man) twitter.com/eekazn/status/…
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
The world is full of miracles and mystery but one thing that always takes my breath away is people entering a Madame Tassauds
April 14th 2019
@natalietran
I’m getting really tired of radiating sexual energy
February 10th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck I'm gorgeous. Enjoy. You're welcome. xoxo pic.twitter.com/tnET8v8HRz
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Ah yes, the struggles of asians, people of the middle east, and mermaids twitter.com/pmadison89/sta…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
I have the diet of a very unhappy man who the neighbours wish would leave because he doesn't look after his lawn and is always in a singlet
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
wow! washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
You start off by pretending to get one Suits reference a friend makes even though you've never watched it... and then it just snowballs
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
little bit climate change twitter.com/shuhyta/status…
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
If you continually like someone's tweets they fall in love with you, right? Right?
September 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been an ambitious person but if this is what you can do when you own a successful company, I'm in twitter.com/AFP/status/908…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
A nice knit is the miniskirt of mens apparel
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Fine. I'll look up what a fidget spinner is.
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
I've figured out my equivalent of wanting to date a supermodel. I want every man to be Quinn from Homeland.
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
And of course, yes, housing prices in Sydney are insane and it is hard for people to buy houses. But yeah, don't eat brunch if you're saving
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
I wish I could meet the person who did this and ask them if they needed a cup of tea, offer to listen to their stor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 18th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/NxcVMpIprP
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Thinking of taking mum and dad to Rotorua in New Zealand. Any recommendations on where to stay in the area?
April 30th 2018
@natalietran
some wattle 2am birthday celebrations with Sar x pic.twitter.com/4mPB8J7fVx
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Get this @jjflanagan song in you Honest Man open.spotify.com/track/02jXcH8b…
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so fucking tired of not having enough pictures of luxury resorts in my feed
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I thought I was just a normal person. Then I got into social media. Now I know I'm great.
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
What lunatic decided people wanted to buy bunches of celery? You only need two stalks. In any recipe. Ever.
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Rallies for Refugees happening on Sunday twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
After ordering pizza on the phone, I habitually ended the conversation with "I love you" The pizza guy paused and… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
I would like to receive a Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for each time I write "Also, please let me know if there are a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
High five to all students receiving their results as well as to their teachers and network who coached them through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @twoscooters : There have been a lot of brave people coming forward about abuse from industry legends lately. If anyone is lamenting the…
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Valentine's day vid: How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk incase you missed it
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
My cat is my life coach pic.twitter.com/HHkvqlefTt
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @baeoflight : if you're supposedly a Yes voter and a single text message has you pissed...well fuck, idk what to tell you about WHAT IT'S…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha love this. Agree with @raychenviolin . Don't trust people who don't like the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto instagram.com/p/Boq371qDg2F/…
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Freaking knitting books and their clickbait titles. I don't even know why this was suggested to me. Yes I do. pic.twitter.com/I7i8xlQmGL
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
have fun to those at @VidCon @vidconaustralia ! *goes back inside cave*
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
A handful of pasta per serving worries me. I have small hands
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
Being Australian is offending someone from overseas with a joke
July 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sad to be missing @vidcon and all the amazing premieres happening there. It'll be my bday though so pretend that's why you're all there!
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
Please #MarriageEquality
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
Elon Musk needs some people to tell him 'no' sometimes. This is outrageous and can we highlight the underlying raci… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
was going to adopt next cat but is it ok to adopt an ex cattery cat if the owners said they need to find them forever homes now they're old?
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have received many requests to bring back shows including Art Attack! The Ferals, Round The Twist, as well as poach… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @archillect : pic.twitter.com/tqOIpGfMeq
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
aw Ray! twitter.com/raychenviolin/…
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
How can this still be happening abc.net.au/news/2017-10-0…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
beautiful twitter.com/joelycett/stat…
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
same. I send photos to Nick Jonas constantly twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is flirting with me or if they mean it when they tell me they don't know who… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
naww twitter.com/wongfupro/stat…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : The 5th anniversary of the Australian government depositing people in misery & suffering on isolated Pacific islands at…
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AlexGreenwich : Survey forms being sent out from tmrw. To win we need all supporters to return them with a big YES tick, and make sure f…
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Does it mean I'm unhappy if I'm entering more competitions?
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
There's no better moment than when my alarm gives up. It just gives up.
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hey! It's almost the end of the financial year so a wonderful time to get in those last minute donations! The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
jealous to not be there for it. If you're in ny go see him twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
May 9th 2019
@natalietran
I adore how my cat tries to tell me she wants food. No kidding, buddy. I don't think you're coming over because you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through my donation and you can too! Well done to the amazing team and all their helpers at @ASRC1 … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 x 1 million @ChloeMorello pic.twitter.com/PTc6lDPPSu
August 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Heading to @MelbWritersFest for two sessions this weekend. Look forward to meeting you if you're coming!
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
Genuinely curious to know what you think of the pub called Longtime. I totally understand where the upset comes fro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. What's wrong with me? I can't tell if I keep refusing to accept something because it means 1. everyone else w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
Which store keeps selling religious preachers amps? Why do they never have audio troubles?
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @insightSBS : Victorian Premier @DanielAndrewsMP slams NSW Government over #GaybyBaby 'rubbish' bit.ly/1IiR1w6 #LGBTI http://t.co…
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Lost 0.2 kg. Time to celebrate with an ice cream
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
RT @leerhiannon : These leaflets to be given to passengers at Syd airport. #SaveSaeed, don't deport to danger @Qantas @emirates https://t.c…
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
!! twitter.com/FX_Canada/stat…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I don't drink. It causes lots of break downs in communication pic.twitter.com/T13WxvDT9M
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Strange how I used to try to find nice pictures for online profiles. Now I try to find one that means people will b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Agree you don't pay for interviews however who benefits from this interview? A lot of news now is clicks. Ytbers do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Decided on the way to the hairdresser's I wanted a fringe. Hairdresser said no. Not all heroes wear capes.
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
As much as I HATE the idea of voting in this, I want our govt to know it's time to stop this homophobic bullshit aec.gov.au/enrol/
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be so desperate, @TroyKinne twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
Somebody take me to the tea festival this year? Last year I wanted to take someone and when they rejected my offer… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
This is not being patriotic. Australia is not Yours to Reclaim We need a new Australian flag that racists don't use. pic.twitter.com/AEluM4bLBV
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney rally tomorrow at 1pm Town Hall pic.twitter.com/S4PoZXsWSH
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. I randomly message poor @ronnychieng every now and then out of nowhere with excitement about this movie. twitter.com/Fandango/statu…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
It's like nobody remembers Xena and Gabrielle pic.twitter.com/wqv01YffO6
January 4th 2016
@natalietran
I wish you could actually change the worldwide trends by clicking "change" Especially when they're these pic.twitter.com/zbgViwrgrf
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
starting to look into hiring a cinema so I can watch the new Mission Impossible film alone as a late birthday prese… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
I hate being desperate but I do it so well
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hey, here's a picture of me and three of my favourite boat people- dad, mum, and sister. Would love to see if you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Whenever I try to sound sexy by saying I’m not wearing any underwear it sounds more like a threat. A terrible, terrible, scary threat.
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
where you sit on the political landscape. votecompass.abc.net.au and chickennation.com/2013/08/18/you… pic.twitter.com/Wh15oa68KE
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
new vid up later today! Also, here's a gift I was given "Ohmygosh how did you know?!" "I saw your search history." pic.twitter.com/mjTKd25iLq
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
It must fucking suck being a scientist and having to be big enough not to just go around saying "TOLDJA SO" twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just sweated out 834789379287342098 calories getting up at 3am to buy BTS tickets in another country for my friend.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some might. I can't imagine being a kid asking my parents for christmas presents. They'd say something like "sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I think Twitter makes me sad and angry. Friend: Why don’t you just stop using it? Me: I really don’t need your negativity in my life
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
*packs bag* twitter.com/TrevDon/status…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
aw two of my brides are pregnant!! I hope they send me updates... Let me film your lives
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
mum asked me for proof I'm taking the vitamins she bought me and that I "keep in mouth" as though she suspects I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenGalea : @natalietran Here's a photo of me and my family :) My grandparents and their children came out by boat in the 70's #boatpeopl…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
What? twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Tell them to give me a call. I can show them the world. Take them wonder by wonder. twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
People who want to do more than just eat hot chips in the sun are out of my league
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
It was Jamima! Look at her trying to hide! twitter.com/cgoodlet/statu…
December 7th 2019
@natalietran
Marriage Story made me so sad. Imagine finishing work for the day and you all go to a bar to hang out together and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sending you the treatment now. Be prepared. This will make your streaming service VERY popular twitter.com/NetflixANZ/sta…
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being the devil and having to spend at least an hour to do makeup to look like Peter Dutton every single morning
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VariousDan : @natalietran 4 months later...
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
romantic comedies have given me false expectations of how many men wear v-neck knits
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Morning, Hank. I love that you sleep outside the bedroom door all night pic.twitter.com/SIkQycGqpv
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Daley_Pearson : Surreal
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/yz2iWPAMxk
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah I'm healthy. I ate a chobani yoghurt last week.
July 5th 2016
@natalietran
So heartbreakingly awful and an example of how desperate most people are when they make that journey twitter.com/smh/status/750…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That would be kind of ... weird? My parents are from Vietnam if you're going that angle. How far do you want me to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
new hair pic.twitter.com/V6C0mvepDd
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
me to anyone who isn't Australian: It's not like that! There aren't spiders everywhere! Australia: theguardian.com/australia-news…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I'm terrified that deep down I'm actually an awful, unloveable, selfish person twitter.com/kimmyceleste/s…
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Josh Lyman! I mean Frank Underwood! I mean The White House! pic.twitter.com/pqp8p5ihCi
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
My windows are giant TVs that play a scifi about people who go outside socialise
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
That was amazing. The tears, the sexual tension, the overall blackness and inability to stream. 10/10 said they would stream again.
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don't trust people who tell me to relax. One should always be irrationally paranoid.
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @koffilatte : not sure if bringing a jade plant home is a good idea uGH i'm not good at nurturing things hahaHAHA if everything fails i'l…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Update: This was all a plan so he could drop off something in the city he sold online twitter.com/natalietran/st…
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
It's awful when hugs don't make people feel better. All you can do is let them cry while they say, "Stop touching me. I don't know you" :(
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I mean, she's pretty if you're in to that sort of cliche pretty twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
One more fangirl tweet about Slow West! It was so beautiful and tender but tense throughout. A really standout film… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry! This week's vid will be up tomorrow! But why not rewatch these to flatter my ego youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Did I tell you guys I actually visited spots form the miniseries when I was in England? When I die, please release… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
An Almost Made Up Poem - Charles Bukowski ooft pic.twitter.com/7G9MFR77mi
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
gosh I love mornings in Terrigal pic.twitter.com/7NC236sYYf
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: Really hope one day I finish writing something and get to meet amazing people throughout life who can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Microsoft Publisher thought we were much better, humbler, more DIY people than we turned out to be.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Yup. I was in tears twitter.com/Kowth/status/1…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
He's absolutely abhorrent and will be responsible for generations of disenfranchised Australians twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
January 30th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah for sure it's what's inside that counts. That's why so many celebrities and rich people are with ugly nice people.
December 30th 2019
@natalietran
My sister's family got me a SYLVANIAN FAMILIES sister set!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Kid me would have loved this! SUCK IT,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
I want a baby so much. Oh wait, just saw one eating food. Don't worry.
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
<3 nah, never annoyed by it. It's very kind. Not too busy, just feel like a shitty/shit person. Amazed I had the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today #sydneyhugs #StayStrongSydney
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
Just filming some last bits then editing then aussie upload times so new vid up later this afternoon!
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I should be disgusted that I found a candy wrapper in bed but all it did was make me remember eating the candy in bed AND HOW GREAT THAT WAS
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @veritasium : NEW VIDEO! youtu.be/zUyH3XhpLTo Tomorrow the @ehtelescope will (probably) publish the first actual images of a black ho…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
She pulled the thought from her head, secured it in her front pocket for later, and headed out into the night.
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
I love when my fans interact with each other <3 twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
Just try to hold a novelty cup from a cinema without looking like an idiot
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
Worked in a department store for few years. I bought makeup from another makeup counter ONCE and for the rest of my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw a @quietplacemovie and from what I saw behind my fingers, it was great. Recommend you see this one at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : *spins wheel* Okay it’s going to be ...children ...who rely on income support ...who have autism! twitter.com/squigglyrick/s…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
marry me, banksy hyperallergic.com/464419/1-3m-ba…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Rainmaker1973 : Watch how the Australian Bat Clinic cares for orphaned baby bats: feeding, grooming, attending to their medical needs, a…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Surprise tickets to @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear @SydOperaHouse for tomorrow! Thanks @RowanJones_ so excited x
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I did a course to teach English to refugees and the teacher showed us how to instruct someone to hold a pen. She cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
haha ooft! No sleep last night but finally just hit export then I'll head to a library to upload. It's a long one! pic.twitter.com/AIV51NA4j9
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had to tell a toddler point blank she was too heavy to carry everywhere. She gave no fucks. I carried her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Big announcement I've been so excited to share with you guys coming up! xxxx
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Open letter on the Border Force Act: 'We challenge the department to prosecute' gu.com/p/4a8yp/stw
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
dodgy doctor pic.twitter.com/BuxImy6WaE
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
It's not the point, obviously, but I LOVE the idea of a billionaire offering to do a favour like drop something off… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
There should be an option when you unsubscribe from an email newsletter that says "it's not you, it's me" I take r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who pick salad instead of hot chips
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
watched John Wick 3 today. I freaking love that series and that I almost vomited at some of the violence in between laughs.
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Eek! So exciting to be on the phones for the @ASRC1 telethon! pic.twitter.com/DlJpA4bmjZ
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Here's something I learned from Ladbible
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
How incredible is it that we get to exist under this beautiful sky? twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : 1. Seems like a good day to point once again to this excellent/depressing longread from last year, about how Australia's imm…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
The amount of times someone tells me they're a HUGE fan of the BBC Pride and Prejudice series but then turn out to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
you cannot eat soup without looking like you need a punch
March 4th 2017
@natalietran
Walking in the rain is so romantic. When you’re watching it happen from inside.
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
So many talented people on the @tonightly team and it's a shame to see this happen to a show where so much aussie c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 4th 2019
@natalietran
mmmm! twitter.com/RayLaMontagne/…
November 20th 2017
@natalietran
These two were strangers before they watched me eat a kebab against our car pic.twitter.com/dXGGXJN3eQ
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to keep pens that don't work in amongst pens that do. I'm crazy like that ;)
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
One of the most frustrating and humbling things having ocd has taught me is that your brain can lie to you. It can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
how is @nathanfielder this amazing?
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a giant fraud pretending to listen when a waiter describes a meal. I eat oreos for breakfast. My standards aren't high
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
[me looking into mirror] me: You’ve got this mirror: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no you don't me: hahaha I totally d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
still lost the game. By a lot pic.twitter.com/OZerLMmYeV
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night. Can confirm cinemas are empty on nye pic.twitter.com/YHnDrfIs3M
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Today I saw two school kids kissing. I freaked out and shouted out “stop!” They did. ⁰Being an adult rocks.
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @cityofsydney : A series of interconnected stories and artworks will enliven the 9km Sydney harbour foreshore, from Darling Harbour to Wo…
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
Traffickers don't care about people. They'll take money from desperate people and willingly endanger them. smh.com.au/world/europe/m…
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. Just watched Jerry Maguire. That was made in the 90s. Sports stars make that much money? What? When did he say hello?
June 27th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/VmCMvTXbSN
March 29th 2019
@natalietran
big love to your friend. Music is a nice way to soothe the heart for a little twitter.com/sezzzza/status…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
nature is stupendous twitter.com/buitengebieden…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
If I could tell my younger self one thing it would be that one day while watching The Love Boat they'll say,"ANOTHER jewel thief?" out loud
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Watched Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time. I always thought the idea was that everyone knew it was Robin Williams in disguise. Not so!
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
personally I like to save up all things tell your family that will disappoint them for the festive season. It's very dramatic 10/10
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Charlie Brooker: Here's a new season of Black Mirror Logan Paul: Hold my beer
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
adding "won my tipping comp" to my linkedin now
July 19th 2017
@natalietran
Hugs from your best friend always feel the best. Sorry, I mean crying yourself to sleep feels the best. No, wait, I mean the worst.
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
and then my ovaries exploded pic.twitter.com/rnuekdGiM0
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
All my ideas notebooks from the past few months have been incoherent insanity. Reading them back I'm worried I've killed someone.
June 16th 2019
@natalietran
Have I got any evidence to support my claim? No. Do I believe it anyway? You bet.
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'd stop listening to the voices in my head if they didn't have such goddamn interesting stuff to say
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream in which I tricked @Caspar_Lee into friendship by using a fake accent and never letting him actually see me. So dream big, kids.
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
a photo from last week at monterey aquarium pic.twitter.com/hVHXkTFjFG
July 28th 2019
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : Every day, women in NSW are treated as second class citizens when it comes to healthcare by the criminalisation of aborti…
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
December 29th 2019
@natalietran
It's insane to me that you can still go to a clothing website and find no mention about ethical manufacturing or ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2016
@natalietran
It just hurts more when children don't high five you back
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Interesting kickstarter project: the @artiphon - a new instrument that replicates/combines a few traditional ones kickstarter.com/projects/artip…
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to hear, Brandon. Really enjoyed Telltale games. Good lesson for work, good lesson for life and relationships… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
Have I mentioned how amazing @RemyHii is? pic.twitter.com/VLgnjZfmh4
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
kid: I didn't win a trophy me: Life's not about winning kid: I know, it's about trying me: What? No. Kid, when you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Guess I can now say my Saturday night was fucking wild twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute… just wearing a fitbit doesn’t make you fit?
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
It can be frustrating when people just want to complain and don't actually want to be offered help to orchestrate t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today was mas o menos until my friend told me she wants to be a crime solving detective. Sometimes friends just brighten your day.
November 22nd 2019
@natalietran
It's a body ;) twitter.com/SylvanianUK/st…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I have the enthusiasm of a woman who wears hoop earrings
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
I love how my friends talk to me about fitness. Kc and I used to go for jogs every night. The moment we stopped and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Here. Great news story to start your day twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/stat…
November 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @keatonkildebell : sally field playing tom hanks’ love interest in punchline (1988) then playing his mother in forrest gump (1994) just s…
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @NSWRFS : Canoon Road, South Turramurra (Ku-ring-gai LGA): A bush fire is burning in the area of Canoon Road, South Turramurra. The fire…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
A tad under the weather this week. Darn cold. Would it be ok if I uploaded snippets from my talk about Asians in Media instead?
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
she dreamed that one day, maybe, she would know which light switch turned on which light
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
there were many moments making the next vid that made me think it was too weird to upload (hence the gap) this is one pic.twitter.com/qXaWK2Sb9L
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
rare opportunity that should definitely be taken considering its potential impact twitter.com/mscott/status/…
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/hKxb4HfMbv
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
really thought I’d have met a vampire by now
August 12th 2019
@natalietran
Remember the petition I started recently? @twhittyer and co have created some amazing images to help push the messa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : It's easier for dog videos to go viral than Asian men so I called in an assist. My pilot airs TONIGHT 9PM @ABCTV https://t…
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
This week's vid is up tomorrow for Aussie Xmas! Sorry for delay but make sure you watch tomorrow instead of spending time with your family X
January 16th 2019
@natalietran
this morning's email from dad pic.twitter.com/dvt4muuQMO
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just did. Very easy. Do it so they know twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Can't imagine growing up in a culture where the idea of gun control is seen as a bad thing. I can only compare it t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
How did I only just learn about the letters between Hemingway and Marlene Dietrich? They should be the guide to all… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2015
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is watching comedians and writers make fun of online series. In their online series
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
me: This has been a long and full day. Can't wait for bed. Narrator: It was 1pm
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
the older you get, the higher the socks
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
!! Got to meet the people from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even be in an ep! @DaveKingThing @helytimes pic.twitter.com/A4HEYdr2FV
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
Niece: Why do you have to bring your phone if nobody calls you? Me: :(
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely person I just met at Randwick. The bandaid was for a scratch and TLC had a band member who wore a mark under her eye
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
sounds not so bad twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ItsDanSheehan : In the 2000s every girl had a pop punk boyfriend who weighed 90 pounds and owed her exactly $400 dollars at all times
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
While the spotlight is on Thailand we need to keep the pressure on for the return of Hakeem who is recognised as a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I know I have a poor taste palate because some medicine tastes pretty good
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
The most unrealistic thing about movies is that people find parking spots
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
classic power move, @ASIMO Where did you learn that move, The Game? pic.twitter.com/FokvAKmz13
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
this photo brings so much happiness I could sing with my eyes closed twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
March 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Check out netflixanz on instagram. I'll be taking over for the next couple of hours. On a boat. Like… instagram.com/p/0gu_nkJxbE/
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theqza : Coming as this does just a month away from the 1st anniversary of Jesse’s death, I’m full of gratitude for the depth & breadth…
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
You can help homeless youth and support homeless week by grabbing some laces and lacing up #laceitup pic.twitter.com/8O2dmfu4F6
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
thanks to @sAME__dIFF for sharing this tweet with me. Does anybody know if any libraries in sydney/nsw have any boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
This game is giving me chest pains. Come on @BlueJays Just 48 consecutive home runs. That's all we need!
October 7th 2019
@natalietran
When she starts singing twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…
July 7th 2019
@natalietran
Hôm nay tình cờ Ði lại đường xưa đường xưa
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
sorry, I know a lot of you were born in the 90s and 00s. I'm just bitter because now exciting for me is when someone makes me a cup of tea
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
People should be punished if they tell you about a dream that doesn't involve you dominating them sexually in space
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope that @realDonaldTrump 's twitter wins Best Comedy Series tonight #GoldenGlobes
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
this is great twitter.com/shelzhang/stat…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
September 9th 2016
@natalietran
hey! Sorry still editing but there will be a new vid today! pic.twitter.com/2vTLjzkDqQ
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Part of me hopes that when Obama comes back from his vacation he goes to his inbox and clicks on a website flash sale email or something.
August 31st 2015
@natalietran
15 year old me was wrong. I did lose my Legolas bookmark one day.
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Don't let people make you feel bad about who you are. I don't and I have no friends now.
December 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today is @RowanJones_ 's birthday and I need to tell everyone because his being in this world improves it greatly.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Would watch this show for maybe 4 seasons until it became more about the people than the wallabies. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Tell me more about this sugar baby arrangement thing. Can you really just do dinners? Asking for me.
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
Word twitter.com/msexcel/status…
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
what a photo! Station Squabble by Sam Rowley shortlisted for the National History Museum's Wildlife Photographer of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I recently stopped wearing my glasses because I don’t care what’s happening anymore.
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't often fangirl but you know, The @Jacksons
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour knows my name and I don't know theirs. The stress never goes away, kids.
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Here’s 6 people who’ve come out calling for #KidsOffNauru that I want you to call to thank. Critical as at tipping point Thank…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/77Msj8bDWM
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
no kidding this was going to happen theguardian.com/australia-news…
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
very disappointing and sad day for Australia @JacquiLambie Every day I become less convinced that goodness wins… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
so into @rexorangecounty twitter.com/awxsabrina/sta…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Gah so excited. *slaps a stranger for no reason* 8:30 tonight on Foxtel! Do it! #MrInBetween #FOXshowcase #showcase… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 22nd 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/zGoOYjU0uU
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
I say things that are so left, people get offended and think I'm right. Saying everybody should have access to good education is CENTRE.
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
New trousers came today and yes, these will look exactly they way did on me as they did the model pic.twitter.com/QYJvpASeVo
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
The advertising that surrounds valentines day is insane. I've ordered 3 dozen cupcakes for myself. Wait till I see how cute they are!
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Blood not made of skittles
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't often contribute to the family chat but when he does, he never provides any context and it has nothing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 8th 2019
@natalietran
sat down outside to eat toast for five minutes and a spider had already started building a web on me. I like the cut of your jib, spider.
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
So my best friend has asked me to get her BTS tickets when they come to Sydney. She has no idea how stressed this t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
this is bloody brilliant twitter.com/zondagmetlubac…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BrigidWD : while Australians love to remind Americans that our gun control measures are way ahead of theirs, we should also tell them th…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
everyone at the agency is sick of 007 and his antics twitter.com/Mantia/status/…
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
Taking my friend to bts and she is losing her mind. My new goal is to be a sugar daddy. Hysterical women are tops pic.twitter.com/0Y3exj14mj
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
I don't leave my house often but when I do, it's to go to the zoo with Will Smith instagram.com/p/BeFLK48HHUE/… pic.twitter.com/aTzbkUH5zE
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really jump up and down on beds? I've tried. It's not that fun. 2/10
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I thought about you this morning
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @simonblackwell : The last sensible-sounding year was 2004. All the rest has been nonsense. 2020? Ludicrous space numbers.
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
According to movies with subtitles, other languages use the word 'wench' much more than you'd suspect
January 12th 2016
@natalietran
Looking through old family photos with my dad and geez I was a sulky bastard teenager. Me: Dad, was I a dickhead? Dad: You were emotional.
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @samtwyfordmoore : It's been a privilege, to say the least, to have been given the opportunity to listen so closely to the audio work of…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about kids is how early they want cake. Eldest niece is learning to write at school and wrote this c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hope you find Alexandra twitter.com/SumayaHarare/s…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : If you believe all bad news is fake news, you're accountable to no one. youtu.be/5wYlUuyftN0
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
pest control man comes to house and takes off shoes before coming in. Me: This is a TOP person who deserves ALL the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
For the love of God, whoever keeps selling my mum ugly things, I will find you and end your life. Our family chat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Australia has done despicable things and tried to heal that with a "sorry" Let's not be part of something that an apology can't heal again
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
LOL WHO IS THIS MAN I LOVE HIS PROPOGANDA I WANT TEN YES. HERE'S MY VOTE twitter.com/TrevDon/status…
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
Free this morning if someone wants to take me out to a nice breakfast or high tea and pretend the election didn't happen
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps it's my circle of friends but I always have complete confidence on a Friday afternoon that everyone will probably be free tonight
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
someone keeps ringing my landline and hanging up and quite frankly it's been the only exercise I've had in a while
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I like how I say "I'm not hungry but I could eat" like it's hard
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
I have a lot of “before” photos
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
What's killing the Australian dream? twitter.com/ethics_centre/…
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Staircase Superiority Syndrome >> youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 << pic.twitter.com/dqbL4qp5Vl
September 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @JerkVening : Kermit look like a creative writing professor who ruins his marriage for commenting on too many students' Facebook photos h…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day I don't wake up and immediately eat ice cream is a fucking miracle
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
and then they bring me you
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
No, I'm not apologetic and I'm not "better" than this. I don't like ALL religion. That is what I'm saying. We live in a world where it's
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
writing something. Do you find it weird to read about video calls in books? If you read about twitter etc. in a sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the poems! Can't wait to absorb all your feelings
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
As it stands, sunglasses look cooler on babies and animals than they do on human adults... why is that? Welcome to my TED talk.
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
oh Randall x twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
A lady next to me started complaining to her husband that nobody in the cafe we were in was Australian. I looked ar… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I could mass email an apology to everyone who knew me from ages 13-27. Bring on my 30s. I'm way too lazy to be such an arse
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
haha good work @wongfupro youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
October 18th 2019
@natalietran
At the end of it all we have are the relationships with our selves and with others how frightening how motivating h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
Signs of getting older: #2442 You need to share a milkshake
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
seriously though, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets John Mayer writing Your Body Is A Wonderland for her. When I dated a mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I could watch a whole show made up of just photos of men with beards and then without their beards. Then with their beards again.
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
the best part of a relationship is never being able to stack the dishwasher in a way that is not disappointing
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @BSCA_Aus : Thoughts to all those in harms way today and solidarity to all the firies working to bring the situation under control 100 h…
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
come over here and love me
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Partner had never seen Grease so we watched it together. He almost ruined it by continually asking if they were mea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Remember when horses died after this race and everybody was sad? Remember when people hated the new casino? Anyway, enjoy Melbourne Cup
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
INTERESTING. So are you in crush with your best friend? Tell me everything. I'm exporting. I have 23 minutes twitter.com/oo_maumau_oo/s…
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @HometoBilo : Update: please go to end of Cargo Road, Melbourne Airport!!! pic.twitter.com/rRHK4zcUw2
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
Please someone take me to this. You can have all my friends and my cat. I just want to watch Mission Impossible asap twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
I made my niece a CD and she had no idea what it was. Next gift: CD player
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Poor Jelena abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1…
November 3rd 2019
@natalietran
how much does this make you want to work for Jacinda Arden? twitter.com/Ash_Stewart_/s…
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
hey hey!! The lovely @RemyHii is going to be on @theprojecttv tonight!! oh no OH NO pic.twitter.com/vpYNcpeQ1o
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
A huge part of my life consists of worrying about possessive apostrophes at the end of names that end with an 'S'
January 8th 2020
@natalietran
RT @skstock : One more time for the people in the back: You are not defined by your achievements. You are defined by your relationships, y…
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: going to instagram accounts of models and commenting "Everyone says we look like sisters!"
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
. @markpollard is great. So happy to have met him. During a low time he made things much better and in good times he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
morning! twitter.com/smh/status/101…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/WuH8DGwXrH
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
let's hope it's not the same promoters as the basketball twitter.com/KIIS1065/statu…
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SydneyKings : Talk about a connection! What a play by @Didi and @o_tate_ ! pic.twitter.com/eATrsiX5mN
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I could be mates with any of the people in this slurpee queue
March 19th 2019
@natalietran
hm pic.twitter.com/XUwZNry64t
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
bottas!!
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
Is it OK if you can't relate to any memes or quotes about friendship?
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
*cough* dream dinner venue twitter.com/statelibraryns…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Mum turned to me after the photo, hugged me, and said, "All I could ask for now is for you to get rid of that mole."
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
If I could go back and tell my younger self once piece of useful advice I probably wouldn’t. I was a massive loser who couldn't be saved.
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
New Video: New Year's Resolution Police >> youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm… << pic.twitter.com/xOGk2JXUCG
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AngusGrigg : How does a company with no experience, registered to a beach shack, win contracts worth $423 million on Manus Island? Turns…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : If you don't agree with what your government is doing on Manus and Nauru please join one of these protests. https://t.…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're…
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
tomorrow! @ronnychieng 's netflix special twitter.com/NetflixIsAJoke…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want a kid but then I remember I can't have anyone hanging around seeing how little I achieve in a day
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Staying over my friend's house. We are not attractive enough to have this many cats and bowls of cereal around us.
December 15th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoyed the email saying "we know you love INDIAN food"
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Considering I don't have any children this is high concept and I'll consider it. twitter.com/LizzieDeerest/…
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
amazing email. Congratulations to Scott, @nashedgerton , Chika, and the Mr Inbetween gang! pic.twitter.com/6xQQulc1e0
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
new 2019 resolution: To play chess against an enemy, move a chess piece, lean in and say, "check mate" before getti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Nash is my best friend " @nashedgerton : @natalietran @GreatDebates69 @helytimes @DaveKingThing I knew it."
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
Saw Baby Driver last night. Would like all future taxi drivers to watch it as training video.
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Eek loved watching Iris as Arya on the new season of #LoveOnNetflix Beautiful acting
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @tim_dunlop ! Tim is all sorts of wonderful with a little extra on top. One day we will reopen Old… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Listen, I don't mean to talk about how hot I am but I just caught my reflection in the hotel elevator on the way ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Occasionally I buy an article of clothing that's in fashion. Then it looks at me, throws its head back, and laughs.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hey Phil, cheers for having me in your shows. --- Jokes that are actually truths disguised as truths aside, congr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 21st 2019
@natalietran
Fair enough. Face painting little kid's faces is very hard. Much harder than it looks. The best reaction I got wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just passed the train station I use to wait at every day for 40 mins after school just to see a boy I liked. That poor boy. My poor parents.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
My sister sent my mum a meme and the amount of explaining I've had to do since is becoming unreasonable. And I love her a lot.
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
I hate to generalise but attractive people are so egotistical. They assume you like them just because you’re masturbating outside their home
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
crowdfunding has taught me A LOT of people are unhappy with the clothes they wear when travelling
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
One day all my friends who jokingly tell me I can take their baby if I want are gonna be in for a rude ass shock
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
Sorry, this is weird but I just started googling dollhouses. Never had one but loved the idea of them. Did anybody… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @twhittyer : Hey, the #futurelandfill campaign to stop reckless plastic toy promotions by @woolworths and @Coles is just 400 signatures s…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
When someone tells me they never have fights with their partner my response is 'Oh, so you've drifted apart and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
royal commission into why ironing boards are such arseholes
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
With all due respect, refugees are people not 'problems' to be 'dumped' and Australia (and the US) should be ashame… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
Got a bike recently and it's been so good for exercise. I've ridden to get gelato three times this week already.
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever anybody asks me what my biggest achievement is, I show them this. pic.twitter.com/wDvALAw96w
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
To have the passion of a conspiracy theorist.
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
On Saturday mornings I usually see my family. Today I was curling my 3yo niece's hair for fun to show her what he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
December 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Hope you enjoy the trailer for @gringomovie - had a blast making this. youtu.be/MnKbM9Zxtn8
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @qkenihan : So after a year of planning my Podcast is live on iTunes. Listen and please subscribe here. itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the…
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
I'm so proud of how Australians have responded
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm at the point in my life where I can't believe I ever had the courage to wear shorts outside
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
Father drives me to a friend's house when I was 3. Remembers route forever and enquires after friend 30 years later.
February 20th 2016
@natalietran
About to talk at #Oweekender . Come on down of you're near! pic.twitter.com/BvJHt7aBlO
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
Today I saw a baby and started crying. Being a woman is great.
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
me: If you knew how truly evil I was on the inside, you’d run and never look back person: Excuse me? me, leaning cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
nooooo twitter.com/F1/status/1029…
July 28th 2019
@natalietran
It's more than bizarre, it's outrageous. Perhaps a better strategy is more scrutiny over the private healthcare sec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, tweeting angry stuff like that is useless and does nothing but add negativity. How nuts is it that when kang… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
If your best friend isn't a terrible influence, you're not real friends and they secretly want to backstab you in the future so watch out
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : hey do any entertainment journos wanna write about my TV pilot? Its the 1st Aus TV show to have a lead actor with cerebral p…
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
You should be allowed to start every morning with a kid drinking a babycino. Babycino and M x pic.twitter.com/WS2O2y7gnv
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
new wig! I love wigs. I want all the wigs. write that on my grave pic.twitter.com/0EL2pI1Qnq
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
No, you can't join. The only person who visits is the postman who tells me about outside people. We laugh and I cook him bread on my fire.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hot guy: Listen, I can’t solve your depression. Me: OMG would it HURT TO TRY
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
she sighed, defeated, and looked it up on urbandictionary
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Australia. The country having a postal vote to decide if gay people should have rights. How is this happening
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Meet some of the 37 babies facing homelessness and hunger as Dutton & Turnbull try to starve families to go back to Nauru. http…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @alathea3 : Wow, 8 meals for the price of a coffee... why wouldn't you? twitter.com/OzHarvest/stat…
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
glitter tattoos with my nieces is this how #coachella works? pic.twitter.com/BnHlr70PUA
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a shopping person but Brisbane, I'm into this shop. Vg hot chocolate too! pic.twitter.com/ShPM9H1EzQ
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
After rewatching the first half hour of Pretty Woman, I've decided I'd like to be a prostitute too. That's the point of this movie, right?
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It has been seven years and the cat still hates me
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
To the one percent of people who keep personal diaries and journals, please know this increases your chances of bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
I found a plane NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
May 13th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just ate a whole pizza, cried, ate hot chips, and then contemplated changing my hair colour. So I guess it's that time of the month
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
parties are my nightmare featuring people who learned how to dance
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Such a sad loss. Quentin was an inspirational person who immediately showed you what patience and perseverance actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I hear songs my parents would listen to over and over again and it warms the soul. Em đi dịu dàng, bờ va… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Mum: Our friend's son thinks you're very pretty. I told him you're ok. Not very pretty. Dad: She means we told him you're funny.
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
holy fuck. After rereading emails and texts I've been sending over the last 48 hours, I've decided it's time to sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, I just really want to have a baby. And then have someone come and look after it most of the time. Maybe I just want to hold one.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
How great is @nathanfielder youtube.com/watch?v=fs_eQQ…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for sharing your stories re my earlier posts, really appreciate being able to hear what you've gone through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
My dildo comes with an app and wants to access my location, see my contacts, and read my messages. Like a freaking person.
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
New FBI agent in my webcam: Please don’t play that song again. You’ve played the same song on repeat for three days… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
movies really made me think I was going to slap and then immediately kiss a lot more people by now
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
New website and merch: babyiknow.com Also, new travel video > youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui… <
January 10th 2015
@natalietran
lots of love to everyone. hope you're all happy
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Watched first ep of Westworld S2 yesterday. Even in a world where you can make machines that look and act like huma… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 14th 2017
@natalietran
Had such awful vertigo today the doctor better tell me a fucking wizard put a spell on me
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney tomorrow! twitter.com/yourAMSA/statu…
December 19th 2019
@natalietran
The joke is actually on us. They thought we wanted Cats. That's what they thought of us as a society. Collectively. That's on us.
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Mark and Jason have just opened a new cafe and they're such lovely souls you should swing by xx flow espresso <