videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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February 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just passed the train station I use to wait at every day for 40 mins after school just to see a boy I liked. That poor boy. My poor parents.
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I'll keep you posted. You'll ignore but I. will. keep. you. posted.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't think without religion there's no evil. I'm not an idiot. To not acknowledge it as a contributing factor or excuse is ridiculous.
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
man @aaronch3n makes me laugh I once ended up parking an old Asian lady's car because she wound down her window and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Sorry, shop paused! I'll tell you when it's back up X
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
friend: When did you find out Santa wasn't real? me: When I was born to Asian parents
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Batman is taking a long time to crash this lunch
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
Definitely post lots of photos of your new relationship everywhere. It will end well. You will be happy to see them in the future.
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Man I love period dramas. This woman is turning down marriage proposals like a machine.
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @hexsteph : Last year I raised $14,000 for Alzheimer's when I ran the City 2 Surf. This year, I'm hoping to exceed that goal and hit $15K…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Geez. Come on, it's not hard to bring a bag with you. It takes a few seconds to make a better choice for the enviro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
WE'RE GETTING A DOG. Need to tell as many people as possible
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Don't trust sisters who get along. It's unnatural
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games til they figure out you’re in their house
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
But not good enough for a follow hey, @adambspencer ? No worries. I like hard to get pic.twitter.com/9HrAB3FkCh
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
I guess I now clap my hands when I dance. It's like someone installed a shitty update and didn't tell me.
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
naw twitter.com/Bailey_Ratliff…
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
Did people in high school really throw house parties when their parents were away? I'd invite a friend over and eat packet pasta.
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
#boatpeoplearefamily twitter.com/tifflingx/stat…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I want to go to there #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/RLYU1gFdP7
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Me: do you get- Manager: yes Me: a lot of people- Manager: yes Me: reference- Manager: The Wire Me: The Wire pic.twitter.com/mgPcsSvHKa
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
getting older is looking at people who have any other job and wondering if that’s a better route
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How outrageously wonderful is music? There are songs I wish would just come alive and devour me.
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
In the UK soon, any suggestions for things to do other than swimming in Mr. Darcy's lake?
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
From now on I'm starting every audition with "just to clarify, this is a porno, right? It reads like a porno"
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
votes by terrified idiots impressed by this stunt > every terrible consequence that comes along with this kind of behaviour #borderforce
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
my second virginity to whoever can invent a hug where you don't have to touch the other person
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
He's absolutely abhorrent and will be responsible for generations of disenfranchised Australians twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
My cat and I have an agreement that when I die, she must delete all my web browsing history and empty my downloads… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Magnificent. There's so much. It's art. twitter.com/LefaSN/status/…
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today there are rallies to protest the treatment of Refugees on Manus and Nauru. Please go to one. 12 deaths. Chi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and the kings won! pic.twitter.com/00hGNtCoTD
September 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @perlmutations : What kind of Arts Community goes for a cheap joke by allowing this white supremacy enabling muthafucka into it's midst!…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Woot! Congratulations to all the Aussies of the year! Absolute champs youtu.be/JCexpqCw5MI #sponsored #imstilljennyfromtheblock
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
How great are these headlines from the sag awards? Wish ppl wrote about me like this. Natalie shows off her wrists… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Apologies for tweeting so much. I just really want to avoid this work I don't want to do.
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
really thought cults were going to be a bigger thing in my life
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
.... and how much for an adult's party, Scott? Digging it. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
You wouldn't think it from this very appropriate present, but I'm 30. Thanks @johniadarola ! These will be abused pic.twitter.com/MEpDj3XfEf
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, I didn't know that either twitter.com/observer/statu…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
What you did was useful and will be seen by the right people. I'm sorry. Honestly. I'm honestly sorry what I said was so upsetting for you.
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
. @RowanJones_ and I have been packing tiny tokens of thanks for some of you coming today! Can't wait to meetyou x pic.twitter.com/ordeiSp9Xg
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
new wig! I love wigs. I want all the wigs. write that on my grave pic.twitter.com/0EL2pI1Qnq
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw @ms_michellelaw 's Single Asian Female at @BelvoirSt and it was great. Well done to everyone involved, you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
. @margaretcho is in town soon and here's where you can get tickets twitter.com/margaretcho/st…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
This is my favourite thread today twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
July 12th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to judge people based on their looks but I know people who wear nice scarves are better than me
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan sold our Christmas tree last week and I just remembered that I wrote "You will die" in red inside the box las… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! How Daylight Saving Should Be > youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E < Because time travel should be more fun than sleep pic.twitter.com/cdCrNQjpZf
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
You can be against offshore processing AND still care about Australia. They'd prefer you to believe it's invasion vs cruelty and it's not.
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Loving the black friday marketing. 'Spend and Save' that's some admirable positive thinking right there.
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
oh no! They don't broadcast the little kids playing rugby at half time? That was so cute!
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine cooking pasta and knowing how much pasta is the right amount of pasta to cook.
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Introducing my friend to tea. This is a brew-tea-ful moment pic.twitter.com/oLldOct6qU
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Cannot wait for this pre roll to finish so I can start living my awesome life! That's what's happening now, right? Life gets better, RIGHT??
May 11th 2019
@natalietran
well I mean, I don't have a Hulu account but if I did... pic.twitter.com/NH1Izb24T4
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
me: I don’t need anyone in my life necklace clasp: WASSSUPPPPP
June 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't know how to get the word out there but I was talking to a stranger about how much a camel would cost after re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Fairy bread before dinner is for true champions pic.twitter.com/uT815VFo30
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Stop - Country in drought - Kid attempting suicide in offshore prison - Any other problem happening right now they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
For me, eating out is sifting through reviews of restaurants until everything is closed and then eating 2 minute noodles with toast
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ChrisEvans : This is clearly an act of aggression. There are literally hundreds of photos to choose from. What did I ever do to you, Can…
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
instagram had likes? were they a big thing??
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
best kind of delivery to wake up to. Thank you! Almost x pic.twitter.com/FyJx7AoE8T
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Black Mirror New Season Trailer usat.ly/2rNV7ic
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
RT @nicheholas : Say her name: Mhelody Polan Bruno, a Filipina transwoman allegedly sexually assaulted and murdered in Wagga Wagga. https://…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
whoever says ‘anything is possible’ hasn’t tried entering and leaving Bunnings in under 5 minutes
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
fucking called it twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
If you're interested, just donated here. Thanks for the recs on places to donate to help those suffering in Myanmar twitter.com/PartnersRelief…
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Lunar New Year lunch with mum and dad at which mum fulfilled my request for the very traditional dish of hash browns pic.twitter.com/DT5AePJiTw
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
Mum bought us matching sweaters. I told her to wear hers on Sunday and I'd wear mine. She grabbed my arm and said… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. fucking yes @rexorangecounty open.spotify.com/track/6Jl3ZOX6…
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
Driving in your car I never never want to go home Because I haven't got one anymore
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
MCing the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre's ( @ASRC1 ) Sydney #righttrack launch. Amazing speakers and great to see ppl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 27th 2017
@natalietran
Gosh dang it I love movies
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
If you ever meet someone who actually takes an Uber driver's water bottle and mints, that person is going to write… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just sweated out 834789379287342098 calories getting up at 3am to buy BTS tickets in another country for my friend.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Last season I was f1 tipping with @JonathanBatten on twitter which was a lot of fun so if you want to join in (sorr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so turned on that some of you knew which pen I was using. Just so you know, it's a broad nib. Talk dirty to me some more.
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
went to see a musical last night by myself and was sat in empty seats near a man who was also by himself. He kept t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
I've been ill the past week so today I ordered myself some cupcakes with a 'Get Well' card. And you know what, I was touched. Really touched
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
Must stop apologising to walls
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
#BlackMirror episode where I find out what half the notification icons on my phone mean.
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
About to hear @alaindebotton at the opera house! pic.twitter.com/OwPlNB8PdU
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
Some early reviews of my latest upload. Watch it here >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/ChIpycjVuv
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so fucking tired of not having enough pictures of luxury resorts in my feed
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking Amazing If you HONESTLY feel discriminated against because you are White in Australia, thank fuck you're j… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran you trying to keep up with me when we walk down the street twitter.com/HiriartP/statu…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I’m curious to know the person that you become, when the weight on your shoulders is lifted and you walk instead of run.
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
just sharing because I'd love any suggestions or ideas pic.twitter.com/52bt9Kgnbe
June 20th 2015
@natalietran
Guards at Nauru paid for and taped sex with refugees – former case manager gu.com/p/4avjg/stw
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
You can. You'll learn to love me. twitter.com/noahcent/statu…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
Let's flatter each other stupid
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << New video if you missed it pic.twitter.com/OEgOCtMyBS
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
I love you twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/…
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Heard @RowanJones_ CACKLING in the other room so I go in to see what he's laughing at. He bought a magazine years a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're online. Or you know, out partying.
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
just got an invite to niece's 7th birthday 7 already :( pic.twitter.com/7amm4UPWlN
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
A bird set its nest up in our roof. Try complaining about that without sounding like an evil character in a Disney movie.
January 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @SWatercolour : @natalietran @anthonypadilla no right hand anthony and tipsy right hand natalie make a gr8 couple pic.twitter.com/n1UvH3TiSU
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm learning Internet lingo so here is og @johngreen pic.twitter.com/uTXfLp7ZkH
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
jealous to not be there for it. If you're in ny go see him twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Ah yes, the struggles of asians, people of the middle east, and mermaids twitter.com/pmadison89/sta…
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Only crazy people say things like "Look What You Made Me Do"
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute… just wearing a fitbit doesn’t make you fit?
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
September 24th 2019
@natalietran
cheeky bugger wrapped it for extra laughs. Look at her face twitter.com/KyleStoffers/s… pic.twitter.com/FRtY0qHOyi
July 6th 2017
@natalietran
Played I Spy with my 4 year old niece. Obliterated her.
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @bananabeltbetty : Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles ar…
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
Is it OK if you can't relate to any memes or quotes about friendship?
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
Went to try on a coat. The assistant put it on me and it looked awful. On me. Not in general. It's a great coat. Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
x twitter.com/MarcFennell/st…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hmm the costume store I hired the king costumes from is closing down and I'm thinking about going there to see if t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
I had a dream last night where I purposefully moved into the dark to trick a man into thinking I looked better. IN MY DREAM.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
My parents keep getting sent bill looking "ads" by car insurance companies that present as a bill with due date etc. It's outrageous.
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
. @ronnychieng @RemyHii @HarryShumJr <3 <3 ahhh youtube.com/watch?v=14ZHRB…
April 6th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so excited for @wongfupro 's film @BeforeUsMovie and hope you are too!
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
don't let my family see this twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
OK, notice that my delivery is coming today, I will now work everything around you. You are my guy.
August 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Rowan just turned to me after I insisted on seeing if I fit in his suitcase and made up a new tv show "You're a Cel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hi Baby instagram.com/p/BshAYANhnvV/
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
She penned a reminder to remove the catseat before she offered a ride next time.
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : When the Australian Government imprisoned Mohamed in its refugee camp on Manus, he had a 2 year old daughter and a pregnant wi…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
You can tell how hot a woman is by the number of photos on a boat she on Instagram
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
I thought this was The Onion washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
5 Times I Hated Myself For Clicking An Online Article
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
come on, Australia twitter.com/ASRC1/status/1…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Absolutely smitten with @maggierogers Don't know how I hadn't seen this INCREDIBLE live video before. Fills the he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Um, I dress up as a fly and talk to myself. Low brow indeed. twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
you cannot eat soup without looking like you need a punch
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @HughdeKretser : If you haven’t already, please donate to help us reach our target for our Change This Appeal. hrlc.secure.force.com Hu…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @KKeneally : The Prime Minister’s ‘private meeting’ with the Great Barrier Reef Foundation, when he offered them $444m of public funding,…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
my friend told me specifically not to use that one. She said that was catfishing twitter.com/Megamix_Centra…
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
100% legitimate photo with my nieces at the large hadron collider and not a photo wall at the powerhouse museum pic.twitter.com/nXo6nDI6qI
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
There should be an option on clothing sites to see the clothes on people who are short, regret a lot of choices, and forgot to buy bread
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry guys, been guilty of making a monumental series of poor decisions lately. The idea of editing a video with my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
a large part of being a cat lady is spending your time talking to bags on the floor that you think are the cat
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Most of my day involves feeling myself for stray food crumbs
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks so much guys! I'll definitely talk to them about death <3
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Looking for a new job. Is there a job where you're paid to watch tv? Preferably while eating? Otherwise, how do I get on Playschool?
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
If heaven is anything like iCloud, I will not know the password to get in
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The older I get, the more comfortable it is to tuck my shirt in. It feels great.
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually pine after clothing but I desperately want Jude Law's wardrobe in The Young Pope pic.twitter.com/IN6PzVDNGn
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
new 2019 resolution: To play chess against an enemy, move a chess piece, lean in and say, "check mate" before getti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
I'm pretty sure everybody sleeps next to two boxes of crackers, a packet of chips, and a box of cookies. Sad part i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @WaltjaPalya : Look at this beautiful painting! Waltja chair Irene Nangala is working on her latest bush foods story painting. https://t…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just to be clear, wherever I live is Australia's Asian mega city twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
December 11th 2015
@natalietran
It's been tough pretending to know stuff about Star Wars. I know it's where I belong in society but I feel very fraudulent.
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
would love to watch this guy work twitter.com/mashable/statu…
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
be still my beating heart twitter.com/_LoneWolf_/sta…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
just let me warm my feet under you
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
going through old notes on my computer and either this is a terrible summary of Sliding Doors or 2015 me didn't kno… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
Why is it ok for characters in movies to watch other couples kiss and get sad? When I watch people kiss in real lif… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
tickets for shawn mendes concert had this little 'gentle reminder' As someone who frequently skims things and rock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Does heaven have a number of child molestation cases it caps entrance at? twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
oh, Scott, we have to intro you to some more aussies. But really, @ABCTV , renew @tonightly twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
yes ok fair culture.affinitymagazine.us/stop-romantici…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Harder to sneak into work conferences in hotels than movies would have you think
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry there hasn't been a new video, I'll work on one as soon as possible. I'll also exercise, be a better person, and eat healthier.
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring pic.twitter.com/yB175tceOa
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that a girl came to my house and laughed at my eyeshadow palette. I agreed, mocked it, and pretended I didn't just buy it.
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
It must be such a power trip being a parent and knowing you have full control over your child's haircut. You can ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
naww twitter.com/wongfupro/stat…
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
still lost the game. By a lot pic.twitter.com/OZerLMmYeV
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
ohmygodohmygodohmygod twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
I would like to receive a Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for each time I write "Also, please let me know if there are a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Quite frankly very fed up with how much I turn myself on
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
It's awful when hugs don't make people feel better. All you can do is let them cry while they say, "Stop touching me. I don't know you" :(
February 20th 2016
@natalietran
About to talk at #Oweekender . Come on down of you're near! pic.twitter.com/BvJHt7aBlO
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
After rewatching the first half hour of Pretty Woman, I've decided I'd like to be a prostitute too. That's the point of this movie, right?
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
urban dictionary is becoming the 14 year old daughter I have to turn to and ask, "WHAT ARE THE YOUNG FOLK SAYING ON THE INTERNET?"
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
gah there are so many amazing people in this! Can't wait to see it! eeekk twitter.com/CrazyRichMovie…
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
what is most upsetting about receiving this comment is that I never thought to sing 'rice rice baby' to my mother a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @4corners : The meticulous #4Corners investigation by @lb_online has led to some damning findings from the Murray-Darling royal commissio…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
You can also check out a few pictures from the trip, if you want, on the blog babyiknow.com/travel/our-tri… pic.twitter.com/d2TeSl0QbL
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
yo @charltonbrooker you'll love this. S5E1-1000000 twitter.com/verge/status/9…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
and I'm eligible to enter the Miss Australia contests but mate, I don't like our chances twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Very excited for this! If you're in Aus my handsome asian friend @ronnychieng 's new series starts tonight! Trailer:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoy comparing a parent's love for their child with my love for my cat
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Someone's 11 year old kid told me she's kissed 9 people. That's almost double my number.
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
She died happily in a bath of tea
July 20th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so upsetting when celebrity couples break up and don’t call to tell me personally. I have to find out online like a complete stranger.
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I get it. You order mineral water at restaurants. You're out of my league.
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some people miss the careless joy of their youth. Others miss the free time they had. I miss having enemies. Reme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
nom nom nom pic.twitter.com/sbmrrjy6Oa
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @drnikkistamp : Twittersphere, I'm in need of some help. I'm looking for resources, research or prominent people who can talk about the i…
January 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheJosephineL : @natalietran pic.twitter.com/v2AXWRq6VO
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
January 29th 2015
@natalietran
The greatest thing I ever achieved was learning how to do ×·._.·¯·._.·*×» this «×*·._.·¯·_.·× on my msn username. The greatest.
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
If it acts like a narcissist...
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Happy Lunar New Year. We took this photo so mum can send it to her one million friends pic.twitter.com/NAeoARm3cM
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Broken Men in Paradise nyti.ms/2h4QMmr
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Can't imagine growing up in a culture where the idea of gun control is seen as a bad thing. I can only compare it t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
I've been thinking of starting a plant-based food joint in Sydney. What kind of plant-based foods/restaurants do you crave?
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Unspoken rule. When mum goes out for dinner, I drive to home and bring dad McDonalds. Then we hide all evidence.
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Agent: Ben Mendelsohn, I have a role for you. You play a nice guy Ben Mendelsohn: Really? Agent: LOL no. This role is scary as fuck.
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
How good was the ending of Boardwalk Empire? Rewatching Sopranos and keep thinking about great endings of shows
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
break out the blankets twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
I've seen aussie kids trick or treating today. Blame your parents for the ritz crackers I'm about to throw in your face.
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
If being a cat lady were a job, if be a CEO
December 1st 2017
@natalietran
keep watching. This is great. twitter.com/timtimfed/stat…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
How do I make this my OOO email signature? pic.twitter.com/veeuRS3eSu
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
. @sallyrugg is my hero pic.twitter.com/nbRATyHpF5
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
baby, I’m as happy as my increase in online activity suggests
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid later today! pic.twitter.com/wgumliDf3T
October 16th 2019
@natalietran
Congratulations on getting your cert iv! My mum started taking English classes at a high school level when she reti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 12th 2015
@natalietran
I’m really disappointed that despite how many times I decided to start my own secret language with a friend, none of them ever took off.
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I could watch a whole show made up of just photos of men with beards and then without their beards. Then with their beards again.
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Anh Do's show. Great show but I really need someone to tell him Auburn is great. Hashtag auburn kid for lyf
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @burgotastic : Unbelievable pic.twitter.com/oB2QLu7yr2
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
I was funny? The greatest trick the devil/politicians ever pulled was the politicising of human rights. twitter.com/WALSTGUY/statu…
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
The most unrealistic thing about movies is that people find parking spots
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @GlobalTimesLife : Chinese Australian violinist Ray Chen talks about his new album and social media efforts to promote classical music ht…
April 10th 2018
@natalietran
would move back in with mother just to have someone remind me to drink water
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, folks. A lot of that stuff is pvc leather and I'm trying to avoid that but cheers for the feedback!
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/CzpA7JFRdR
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrngunnawal : Well it finally decided to sing to me and now I’m singing to it by finishing this Cultural piece. pic.twitter.com/1mlZgxJ1VJ
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
god I love hugging people who hate hugs
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's bad karma to predict the future but I'm fairly certain I'll be the old lady who sits in a park, sees a young c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Today's vid is taking a tad long so won't be up until tonight in Aus. Sorry! Sorry!
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
RT @IndigenousX : Crocodile Dreaming Story Part 3 He found the salt water so soothing to his burns that he transformed himself into a croco…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
August 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SBS : A fresh, insightful and surprising investigation of the global vitamin and supplements craze. #Vitamania premieres this Sunday 8.3…
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Tonight I'm hanging out with @amnesty Oz @amnesty and they'll be streaming some live on fb so stay tuned
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
No! Did I miss it? No! Late submission for #WorldPhotographyDay pic.twitter.com/QtCnIoOIOv
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
congrats! twitter.com/Hannahgadsby/s…
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully this comes up on his facebook feed too pic.twitter.com/Vb52SYIXLz
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for Wonder Woman. Before her I didn't have a super good looking, fit, multilingual, woman who can braid her own hair to look up to
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
manipulative people in powerful positions are terrifying
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can't figure out what the punishment was in Beauty and the Beast. He becomes an awesome beast who still wears cloth… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
They're making The Amazing Race in Australia again and I have already agreed to be hypothetical partners with all m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
If your best friend isn't a terrible influence, you're not real friends and they secretly want to backstab you in the future so watch out
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
why? what did he say? twitter.com/BBCEarth/statu…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What a privilege to have spaces like this. Looks incredible. Libraries are brilliant. twitter.com/sydneyisopen/s…
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
Elon Musk needs some people to tell him 'no' sometimes. This is outrageous and can we highlight the underlying raci… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
7-8 times a year I like to wipe away tears and google "tiny cabin in the woods away from everybody for sale"
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
always a fan of a @nashedgerton short. Check out Bear vimeo.com/channels/staff… great stuff
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
anybody here working on or know anybody working on Alien: Covenant in Sydney?
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! >> For People Who Skip Ads << youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
I'm just a girl standing in front of a microwave only knowing what maybe three buttons do
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
latter garbage in a wildly unfair competition. One ep of CCGC is estimated to cost 100k. When you have the luxury to spend more than the
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
My niece is now in kindergarten and my sister sent me a video of her doing some reading on stage at an assembly. It… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
With all due respect, refugees are people not 'problems' to be 'dumped' and Australia (and the US) should be ashame… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
holy fuck. After rereading emails and texts I've been sending over the last 48 hours, I've decided it's time to sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely messages x
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
hi! I'm doing better. After I posted that I wasn't doing great, friends and fam reached out and I know by now to ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I'm thinking cult BUT hot uniforms no fucking the boss stuff we eat organic Who's in?
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
my f1 tipping comp if you want in. Cut off is just past midnight in aus for this (sorry it's late this round) Next… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
thanks for the burn, @nashedgerton pic.twitter.com/Pr24mml6gp
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I hope my old Sims characters are still happy, in love with all their neighbours, and getting promoted
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't appear in our family chat often but when he does it's to tell us about his metronome that is also a tun… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
It say to all fans: If you’re not on the top, don’t bother. Don’t even try yourselves.
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
whenever I cook for people, I make Asian food because go on, say something bad.
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
How do you get on #AustralianSpartan? Can my mum be on my team? *eats box of crackers on couch*
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
Watched Mad Max Fury Road. Summary: kidnap 1 Victoria's Secret Angel and 4 Seafolly models and the world loses its shit.
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the poems! Can't wait to absorb all your feelings
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Tifnh : @natalietran Our best friend shirts came in! Btw, you don't have to tell us we look good because baby, we know. http://t.co/nJpZ…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SolomonWakeling : @natalietran There’s a line I have been meaning to use like: “I have a direct line to hell, let [x] know that the devi…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
thanks, ebay pic.twitter.com/SniCKkgysI
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KrangTNelson : I hate when I die on a 1912 steamliner due to women. this is a burden I carry daily pic.twitter.com/hF0O0PFKgh
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahah twitter.com/dzikidz/status…
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
omg same! #jinx #twins twitter.com/Cptnrwrpnts/st…
August 20th 2017
@natalietran
Can't read the sign but I'd like one of these hot woman fast car machines please pic.twitter.com/iqDuPiYiHc
May 13th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just ate a whole pizza, cried, ate hot chips, and then contemplated changing my hair colour. So I guess it's that time of the month
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
It blows my mind some people think hard work is what separates them from others. You're insane. Hard work is great.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
That was amazing. The tears, the sexual tension, the overall blackness and inability to stream. 10/10 said they would stream again.
February 10th 2016
@natalietran
I saw a dog wearing a diamond studded collar being carried down the street while its owner hand fed it cake. I don't care if aliens invade.
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Such short term thinking. They might grow up and become Au Pairs @ScottMorrisonMP @PeterDutton_MP @DavidColemanMP twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Cat's been a little more affectionate lately. Don't worry, cat. When the dog comes I'm totally ditching you pic.twitter.com/glDTmboiA5
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t believe in soul mates but I have to believe there’s someone out there who wants to make me gnocchi, read me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just awful. 13.3 percent! '730,000 Australian children living below poverty line abc.net.au/news/2016-10-1… via @ABCNews
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
75% of my evenings is spent trying to find the tv remote
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
have very weird talent of looking at a photo of someone convicted of murder and thinking they totally look like someone who's a killer
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I never let kids win. My niece yelled "I won" last time we played a game. "NO," I corrected her sternly. "You LOST.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Woke up thinking about you
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
If I'm ever single again I'm going to go to the closest shopping plaza, find a man in a demo massage chair, and accept he's probably my type
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
this is great twitter.com/shelzhang/stat…
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who pick salad instead of hot chips
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
One day I plan on hitting that "end" key on my keyboard. One day. When I know what it does.
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
person I want to punch: Can you believe it's more than halfway through the year? me: Yes. Nothing has made it seem… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really hope celebrities watch our work functions like this
January 30th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah for sure it's what's inside that counts. That's why so many celebrities and rich people are with ugly nice people.
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
Babydoll, calm down. I'll let you know when I want you as my default browser. We'll get there.
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
this is my favourite twitter.com/TheMilanTooner…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hello. We love this amazing soul and are two of her biggest fans. Happy birthday @jodiefox pic.twitter.com/nlVvDWmzmv
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
perfect description of the past few months twitter.com/JoelDTD/status…
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
I just want to live in your pocket
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
:( cats pic.twitter.com/maYBfrTp81
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: any side effects? Me: I've lost my appetite Doctor: what are you eating? Me: I've had pancakes every mornin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hank, you're the little sister I never had pic.twitter.com/uQpgprxDnd
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
A bunch of awesome people are trying to get in my pants and I welcome it. That or they're going to kill me and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Have watched this twice now. It's fantastic. If you're after a laugh twitter.com/natebargatze/s…
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
Beautiful trip to Bruges today. Belgium, you've been magnificent. Can't wait to come back pic.twitter.com/J5z6ap6jKK
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
my youngest niece freaking loves the Do-Re-Mi song. She thinks I wrote it. This is a nice feeling. It means a lot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2016
@natalietran
The majority of my life is spent looking at the clock to figure out when I need to put pants on
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I have stared at this realestate photo for too long. Can realestate photos win Golden Globes? pic.twitter.com/7ZPNhNMj0a
November 6th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had tea with someone who I was a fan of. In the middle of tea we were screaming at each other and decided w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
There's a lot of crazy news these days so to add to it, they now sell Sour Patch Kids in larger quantities. pic.twitter.com/CrG21oGWnK
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Really need to start going to the gym so I can get more upper body strength to scoop out this coconut ice cream.
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Ok, 2017 diary, I promise that YOU will be the diary I don't abandon
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I love how disappointed young people look when their car pulls up in the lane next to mine and they see me. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. HAHAHA
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a giant fraud pretending to listen when a waiter describes a meal. I eat oreos for breakfast. My standards aren't high
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
I like to offer people high fives because it’s fun getting constantly rejected
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
hey! It's Derek @veritasium on the desk tonight! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @GoodyearBlimp : It’s literally what we do, Maureen. twitter.com/momoneydollas/…
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Why is it that whenever it's tax time I can't find any work receipts but I have a receipt for every soft serve or lolly I've ever bought?
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's nice to believe those internet viruses that tell you you've been specially picked for a prize. Even for just a second. It's nice.
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Had a truck come into my lane yesterday on the highway. The driver was incredibly condescending, threatening, and t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
only cowards have safe words
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
excellent news! twitter.com/abcnews/status…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
When a real estate agent shows me a balcony and suggests I will use it, I really want to ask them if I look like so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
That's a lie. I needed to change my top 8 friends. 6/8 hate me now. How do I add Mariah Carey on this thing?
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Really excited to be going to @vidcon this year! I'm going to have a shower and everything! twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
greetings! I'll be replying to comments as much as I can on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're around youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
how is @nathanfielder this amazing?
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
eek looks gorgeous artsy.net/article/artsy-…
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
I love going home at night and seeing that people are still going somewhere or that their night is just starting. "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
Word twitter.com/msexcel/status…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking adore when you look at a painting and it reaches out and opens you in the chest. Bottle up that feeling.
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: oh me: what? FBI agent in my webcam: same shirt as last night? me: I've had it up to here with you, Brian
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/6Y35lL10dq
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
can finally tick 'watched a show at versailles about marie antoinette that heavily featured pyrotechnics including… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
In the time Steven Avery was in prison, he had more girlfriends than most people I know
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, this is terrifying abc.net.au/news/2018-10-2… twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/YwQtbGSrel
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
Dad asked me what ice cream cake was. I told him. “That is a really good idea!" It is, dad. It is.
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Mission Impossible. This may not have been the point but I'd like to offer my services to make all huge cu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, gigantic ants nest pic.twitter.com/cMQQPrFPCH
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
hey guys! If your name was drawn for the bbq you were sent an email today with confirmation that you're coming.
July 19th 2016
@natalietran
I have an easy life because this has been the hardest thing I've done all day. Even had a tea break to think twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I want to wrap myself around every part of you
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Really hoping to make more content in 2019. Should I focus on
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
My mother bought me a mini rice cooker for travel. It cooks rice for one. It's devastating I don't have a child to be embarrassed by this.
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
Liquorice is the bitcoin of older people
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Have a great day!
January 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Information regarding advocacy by concerned citizens & organisations for Hakeem al-Araibi is attached. Targets, themes, a…
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I never thought I would enjoy being driven to madness but to be quite honest the scenery was exquisite, the driver… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
It makes me slightly uncomfortable that people refer to their online community as their 'family' or 'fam' because I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 4th 2018
@natalietran
Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. Except people who start group chats. You guys can suck it.
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
great twitter.com/Yassir_Lester/…
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's that time of the night where I start googling recipes for desserts you can make with minimal ingredients preferably in the microwave
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Looks like I'll need someone to re-enact f1 races for me from now on
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
Happy holidays. Hope you're happy. Just had a really lovely lunch with my folks and they told me about all the medi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Apologies. Meant to link the article, not just the picture of the protest. Impossible to listen to this and not be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
We are all guilty of putting a lot of pressure on hammocks to turn our moods around and you know what? They live up… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
continually doing this until Thursday. pic.twitter.com/mKyQTVp5XI
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
classic power move, @ASIMO Where did you learn that move, The Game? pic.twitter.com/FokvAKmz13
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hot guy: Listen, I can’t solve your depression. Me: OMG would it HURT TO TRY
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @JennaGuillaume : 19 times @natalietran was basically all of us buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume… pic.twitter.com/Hkxk7mHn6W
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
Have I mentioned how amazing @RemyHii is? pic.twitter.com/VLgnjZfmh4
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I can deal with a lot of things but when I know my cat can hear me talking to her and she ignores me, it really hurts
May 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Went up to Nevada Falls at Yosemite. Be still my unfit heart pic.twitter.com/uMe5SVQs6u
May 8th 2017
@natalietran
pfft. @RowanJones_ and I do that whenever our table gets called a restaurant twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
You can do better. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't even come outside and ask who you were and why you were always following him home.
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Just so bummed about this comment as a fan. It’s comparing professionally produced content to user generated content and then calling the
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
One of the ways I like to kill time is deciding which Christmas card to buy someone to throw out immediately after I leave their house
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
No thanks, person who cares about me. I prefer to take all my advice from sponsored posts online.
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
You make me wish I knew how to dance well
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
I did! Check it! ha no all good but I get it now. Men are the worst. Stay inside. Sorry sorry dude better try sleep. Talk soon xx
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
Protests tomorrow around Aus see you at the Sydney one! twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
April 17th 2015
@natalietran
A big part of me hopes that the guys at Customs at the airport are actually just checking your page out on Facebook
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Can you go to Coachella if you're not confident wearing sleeveless shirts?
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheFeedSBS : Every year, 200,000 inmates are raped in American prisons. Despite the awareness of sexual assault in the #MeToo era, jokes…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just realised twitter is the comments section :( ... :) ... :(
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
The article starts by trying to trick you. ohhh you thought this was abuse at her? NO! It was at men! See, men get… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 29th 2019
@natalietran
It's wrong to wish people ill but I find it disrespectful when I think I've woken up early, go outside, and see peo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 16th 2018
@natalietran
wonderful twitter.com/mcclure111/sta…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
didn't think I could meet someone whose opinion of me was even lower than my own
August 15th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
A great read but to be honest, I'd extend the concern to a lot more of us, myself included. Pop culture, social med… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
I read some of my script for my next video to my mum yesterday. She laughed and said, "you wear that same shirt every time you come over"
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Had someone run into the back of my car (everybody's fine) but gosh it bothers me that people's concern is for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and it's infuriating
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Animals know too much
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @tim_dunlop ! Tim is all sorts of wonderful with a little extra on top. One day we will reopen Old… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SeaNoEvil00 : @natalietran It’s enough to drive you crazy, if you let it.
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who know their bank details off the top of their head
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Dogs need to be less desperate. If your owner comes out of that shop they left you outside of and forgets you, they don't deserve you, man.
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @MSomboli : 3 Years in the making and tomorrow we are off and running! Free coffee to make your day flow. Open from 6am. Come along and…
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Solidarity protest for Hakeem today 12.30pm Opera House with GIDHR calling on @MFAThai to release him; @theafcdotcom fulf…
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the concern and lovely messages. Everything's ok with me, I just need to be home during that time for some family stuff. X
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
1. I fucking love my mum. 2. Whoever keeps sending her stuff from here, I will find you. 3. Pretty pumped she downl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2018
@natalietran
some wattle 2am birthday celebrations with Sar x pic.twitter.com/4mPB8J7fVx
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, new shirt. Make me feel better about myself. Change everything.
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
There's no better moment than when my alarm gives up. It just gives up.
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
sigh. Just remembered the DAAS @YoungMasterPaul 's cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me. Liked it more than the origin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! A few snippets from my talk on Asians in Media >> youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw << bit different but perhaps you're interested
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
The idea that any of us have any say in the rights of gay people is ridiculous. Fuck it all but enrol and help aec.gov.au/enrol/
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
When I write my book about how I became a handsome billionaire, this part of my life will be a chapter titled 'fuck it, wear the hoodie'
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
open.spotify.com/track/1LzNfuep…
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Please help. I've visited the same animal shelter four times this week and want to take home all the cats. It opens… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 6th 2016
@natalietran
Have doctor apt tomorrow and am genuinely scared she's going to tell me my blood test came back and my blood is made up entirely of skittles
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Are you asking if we read the news? America, you're so fucked. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
December 11th 2014
@natalietran
This week's new vid! When People Call In Sick >> youtube.com/watch?v=TZrcvH… <<
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today I asked my friend if he wanted to open our new planners together because it's exciting. He declined? How goo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Hard truth: Book clubs are just OK
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
Been feeling a bit broken and then woke up this morning to this gorgeous voice message from my niece. She's a smart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
Premiere Pro, buddy, mate, pal, just keep crashing and I'll show you what a real serious error looks like
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
... she's my best friend. I have a crush on her too. I will drive 2 hours to her house if I think she has a cold. twitter.com/Raccoon81823/s…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Dallas Buyers Club judgment: Internet providers must hand over customer details, court rules mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-0… via @abcnews
July 9th 2017
@natalietran
She stood in the cafe surrounded by couples and groups of friends. "Takeaway churros for one!" She grabbed the bag and hobbled away.
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
pawsitively brilliant twitter.com/perlberg/statu…
February 9th 2018
@natalietran
This morning I forgot to check Facebook and am now feeling a huge hole usually filled by videos of giant disgusting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
What do you mean you don't cry every day?
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
I never know what to say when doctors touch my tummy and ask if it hurts. It hurts more than if you don't touch my tummy. Why go outside.
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Nothing came up under Play School Host
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
wonderful!
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't let me work near your activations. Opposite of sponsored. #dddaustralia pic.twitter.com/sa2QYARFox
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Hot chips? Now who's my friend. pic.twitter.com/GwwCXKQUei
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
It’s so much responsibility, naming a hard drive Is this what parenting feels like?
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I am acutely aware you find these tweets funny because I am not sexy. It hurts a little. Just kidding. Sexy people have no feelings.
June 5th 2017
@natalietran
*adjusts pancake recipe for one serving*
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Christy, only boring people get bored. Peace be with you twitter.com/ChristyDeemer/…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @fakeedbutler : This speech (about how much we hurt asylum seekers) will literally be illegal tomorrow. Read it now. http://t.co/3PrAiu…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
I don't mean this in a rude way but I'm an old lady now and I have disposable income so where's the ticket option t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hah twitter.com/smh/status/104…
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : I will be joining @Craig_Foster , @gulfidhr & others for the protest today in front of the Sydney Opera House at 12.30. P…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
We get it, Dustin. You're fit. twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
just personally though pic.twitter.com/fIsBM4k0Kf
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
When you hit "NEXT" one too many times on a site, get confused and think, "but this isn't a picture of 10 Child Stars Who Grew Up To Be Hot"
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My breasts have been aching so much I want to write an opera about it. Every character dies. Fabulous costumes.
November 24th 2016
@natalietran
how fucking good are mangoes
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a top 5 power move
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne, be less cold :(
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
p.s. Trying to find a way to use the costumes for 3 videos to make up cost. I welcome ideas
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Really looking forward to hitting puberty
April 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Fine. If my breaking down in the cereal aisle and crying uncontrollably is being "hormonal" FINE
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
Shame on you twitter.com/smh/status/825…
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
If my niece keeps asking me the definition of words, we're both going to realise how stupid I am pretty quickly
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @koffilatte : not sure if bringing a jade plant home is a good idea uGH i'm not good at nurturing things hahaHAHA if everything fails i'l…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
I've genuinely offered to kill people for my best friend. That is friendship.
November 26th 2015
@natalietran
If I were a superhero my power would be eating things well past their use-by date. Waits for Netflix to offer a deal for this idea
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
Is it worth finding locations used in the BBC Pride and Prejudice and pretending to be Elizabeth? I've been told I get to pick the itinerary
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @samtwyfordmoore : It's been a privilege, to say the least, to have been given the opportunity to listen so closely to the audio work of…
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
oooooooooft twitter.com/Bballforeverfb…
March 31st 2019
@natalietran
♥️ twitter.com/PhilNWang/stat…
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton isn't fit to be a person twitter.com/AdamBandt/stat…
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
apologies, that was meant to be directed at one person. I'll leave it though, because you're all pretty good looking
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hello, London instagram.com/p/yJrY2upxSq/
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @brianschatz : First they came for the New York Times columnists. And I didn’t speak for him because he has his own column plus they didn…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Had bag stolen on train to Brussels with laptop, cameras,lenses,sd cards. If found Only want cards & hd. Please email me a pic. Will pay.
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
For four years our government has allowed officials to bribe people smugglers. Anybody involved needs to be impeached. This is outrageous
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
love this idea <3 twitter.com/johngreen/stat…
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Oxfam : Earthquake in #Nepal - Oxfam is there, please help us save lives oxf.am/ZMQR #NepalQuake pic.twitter.com/quTocyp9qj
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
... *packs bags* *slides into DMs* pic.twitter.com/O5ZMlWpnbG
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I like to fall in love with every dog I pass in the street
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody will ever know who you are so well that they can correctly prepare vegemite on toast for you
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Current comedy crush: @Daniel_Sloss Want to be in a dead relationship with him. Check out his shows twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
Never played Red Dead Redemption but am intrigued by all the RDR2 videos people are uploading. Can you really do an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come join us for some slow tv sexiness in fifteen facebook.com/SBSAustralia/
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Someone just mentioned rice pudding and I had no idea what it was so googled it. What kind of sick debauchery is this? Leave rice alone!
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Mum brought mangoes over in this bag a few weeks ago. Makes sense pic.twitter.com/KRiPXDn9SQ
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
uploading! Some more stills from the vid. Also, if you're in Sydney watch today and stick to the end! pic.twitter.com/K8kP3IlFny
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anybody tell you what to do. My friends told me I was being delusional but I ignored them and went with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
People often don't prepare you for how hard life gets as an adult so let me give you one piece of information I wis… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : Tickets to the NY live show are moving quickly. Get your tickets now to avoid missing out! caveat.nyc/event/is-there…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Yeah ok, laugh when I tell you I just want to live in a cave by myself. Laugh like it's a joke.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Should they be apologising or saying 'You're welcome' theguardian.com/australia-news…
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, hand. You use to be able to write legibly. I saw you do it once!
July 13th 2017
@natalietran
The kids mannequins at target have more style than me
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
yesterday my tv daughter had to hug me in a scene. it was really nice. imagine someone wanting to hug you.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
:( Terrace House is so stressful. Whenever someone has upset someone else I want to vomit
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
text exchange with best friend while planning a trip pic.twitter.com/Bs5qzUdK1T
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
It's late and not so good but new vid uploading today soon! pic.twitter.com/v2WZhFnWnS
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what Pokemon Go is but I know it makes me a grumpy old man. Now get off my lawn
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
oh my goodness. she's turning 7 this weekend. Remember when she wanted to do the cloning thing? Now she can do thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
I miss my mailman. Nobody ever tells you you're going to miss the mailman.
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
thanks, dad pic.twitter.com/qWxethE8w4
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
That low point of the film but when the protagonist eats ice-cream out of the tub and cries… that's what I call "a normal Monday", Hollywood
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
nobody fucking gets it
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
7 year old niece asked for and received a pedometer for her birthday. Now she monitors and tracks how many steps sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're keen to check it out youtube.com/jodiefox Entrapenesuuuooer superstar
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Whenever a trailer for a teen movie from Netflix comes out I realise other teenagers must have been living complete… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
never agree to disagree
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
thank you for explaining football twitter.com/leesha666/stat…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @thevonwong : We Transformed a Lifetime of Electronic Waste into Art (4/4): youtu.be/R3fjsi_-ypo?a via @YouTube
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
LIES. Guys have HUGE backs. That and be a woman receiving a massage. It ends one way, buddy. You pay for it. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
march today pic.twitter.com/chlNeGiTWY
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just did. Very easy. Do it so they know twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
haha OK. You think I’m insecure? Right. OK. Why? Why would an insecure person ask you if you were talking about them 50 times in a row? Why?
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
morning! twitter.com/smh/status/101…
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Remember being a kid and *not* wanting to take a nap? What kind off buffoonery was that?
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
pest control man comes to house and takes off shoes before coming in. Me: This is a TOP person who deserves ALL the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
they're wonderful! twitter.com/sAME__dIFF/sta…
July 28th 2019
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : Every day, women in NSW are treated as second class citizens when it comes to healthcare by the criminalisation of aborti…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @AnniaGuiling : omfg i love nat @natalietran pic.twitter.com/8gNJhNnems
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
power move, sending the news as photo of you with a snake as your head shot. I like it. twitter.com/RadioNational/…
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I keep trying to talk to people about it but nobody seems to want to talk about it for two hours. This show and its… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
nature is stupendous twitter.com/buitengebieden…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
I just want a simple life surrounded by lovers who adore me and find me hilarious.
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
I think my obsessive ocd bullshit just pushed away someone I care deeply for :( I don't know how to stop it sometimes. This is horrible
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
whenever the music from Miss Saigon comes on my playlist, I get really upset as though I lived that life and I'm Kim. Then I remember no
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : Fuck me - it's about time, Iceland! twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
Had such a big night last night. Just kidding.
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
as real as your words ^ insider joke tweet version of tattoo
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
My parents came here by boat. Glad they got in early. twitter.com/smh/status/792…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
If I could tell my younger self one thing it would be that one day while watching The Love Boat they'll say,"ANOTHER jewel thief?" out loud
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
It was Tom who put me in the chair by the way. I was being kind and left out the part where he laughed an evil lau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
From today's protest. If you're against the way people are being treated on Manus, *COME* to the protests. Let peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
What happens?You just hit an age and decide,"Yup. Heard all the new music I can. My playlist is full.Now where's that oldies radio station"
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
You know, I filmed weddings for a few years and honestly, I always thought the grooms were the drama queens. Not ge… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
December 22nd 2014
@natalietran
happy birthday to my wonderful @DustinParkerCa X
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
hopefully not too old to achieve the dream of running a crime solving high school newspaper called Press Gang II
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We played a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
my fetish is retelling jokes poorly, leaving a big gap of silence, finishing the joke incorrectly, and then saying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got to meet the incredible @Kon__K and @ASRC1 team! So good to be in such a positive, kind place pic.twitter.com/5KeidTh1cb
January 16th 2019
@natalietran
this morning's email from dad pic.twitter.com/dvt4muuQMO
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine watching the fight and then thinking about how the same man has punched a mother in front of her children
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
When I worked in a suit store I sold a man a white suit and then he came back wearing it a few days later and asked… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
This scene is ridiculously unbelievable. Who would wear a vest like that under a grey suit in 2018? fuck I'm so ex… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
just to clarify I have made lamingtons. I baked a ton for the bbq I invited you to. Made hundreds.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Fuck me. Just finished a 6 part period drama and they didn't even kiss. You can't do that to a person. Fuck marriage proposals. KISS.
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine being able to sit in front of the mirror at the hairdresser's and not want to punch it
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I know. A while ago I left you guys in dreadful suspense. Don't worry. @statelibrarynsw wrote back. They have boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a sign you’re getting old when you get tired and confused after watching a music video?
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/Zin8DQnQ7c
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
Dad's turning 76 so today we enjoyed some breakfast and Beethoven, just the two of us. He asked me if I remembered… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 13th 2019
@natalietran
Me when I hear the kettle go off twitter.com/DougalBeatty/s…
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I have nightmares about outstanding library fines
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
love Sydney during Vivid twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
"and I tip 20 cause I'm not a bad guy" twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
May 26th 2016
@natalietran
While I was in London I got to spend time with @AmiYamato youtube.com/watch?v=mQy73g… Miss you, Ami!
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @twhittyer : Hey, the #futurelandfill campaign to stop reckless plastic toy promotions by @woolworths and @Coles is just 400 signatures s…
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope that @realDonaldTrump 's twitter wins Best Comedy Series tonight #GoldenGlobes
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
When do you ever go up to the birthday card section and not feel like you're picking the least awful card?
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @raychenviolin is in aus! dates here musicaviva.com.au/raychen/ pic.twitter.com/N81qY0bJ6t
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
royal commission into why ironing boards are such arseholes
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
7yo niece just told me that one of the bonuses experienced when she does knitting is that her pedometer thinks she'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Romeo and Juliet is such a grand love story. Imagine being a teenager in love and having your family give two shits about it.
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
shipping Ariana and Ari like nobody's business
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
hello, mooncake, you salacious, overpriced minx. Also, happy mid autumn festival to those celebrating. Eating moonc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Me: That's it, I'm done. Narrator: No, she wasn't.
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Well don't look so adorable assessing potential threats and planning routes. For the record, you'd be a much bette… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
No kidding it's OK to be White. It's usually being something else that is the problem. To be clear, nobody should… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : There is no government policy that can justify the abuse of children #LetThemStay mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-1…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
RT @racvictoria : State Library 2pm Saturday the 18th Feb. Rally No to Trump No to Turnbull Let the refugees in. #BringThemHere https://t.co…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Staying over my friend's house. We are not attractive enough to have this many cats and bowls of cereal around us.
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Today at the airport, the guy in front of me had his bag pulled aside after screening. They took a gigantic knife o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Russia really needed Moonlight to win
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
A friend put me onto this so thought I'd share. @whogivesacraptp recycled toilet paper with money going to building toilets in developing
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
This headline has a bigger twist than The Sixth Sense twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Of course the Billie Holiday version is incredible but I forgot about this cover on Herbie Hancock's album. So love… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Made lunch from a recipe book AND finished a video script for this week. If the vid is anything like the lunch it w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
July 23rd 2017
@natalietran
humans
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
playstation update error twitter.com/Daily_Star/sta…
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Jaydub77 : Just wrote, 5.23 this morning. pic.twitter.com/po6pJ5u6b6
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think it's true that pets know when you are packing? I feel like my cat knows but also knows doesn't care. She might be happy?
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
so many awesome people. @TroyKinne 's show is on tonight! 9.40 on 10 @maxprice3 @sarahebishop @ninaoyama and everyo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
I hate whe you get a haircut and it doesn't completely transform your face into a new one
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that Liam Hemsworth asked me to capture his proposal but I could only find a 4gb SD and didn't know if he meant video or photos
September 24th 2019
@natalietran
Just watched Ad Astra and what I took away from it was that Liv Tyler really needs to stop dating astronauts.
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know you said leave you alone but on the off chance you see this; love and care do mean something. They’re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love the attitude of my hormonal self- She's a bitch who just wants sex and then be carried to the sofa to watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
The last thing I want to do is to deeply upset people so I'll take it all down. I stand by how I feel about religion. Peace to all.
August 12th 2019
@natalietran
Remember the petition I started recently? @twhittyer and co have created some amazing images to help push the messa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
My mother always told me that there were enough strangers in the world who would pay you compliments and tell you t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Aren’t dreams incredible? Sometimes they’re so vivid it’s hard to differentiate between a dream and real life. Like… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 1st 2016
@natalietran
Happy New Year! Since everyone's doing it, here's my top 9 of 2015 Hope you're all happy x pic.twitter.com/Voxn70dNRS
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I consider one word text replies to be a sign of aggression and, quite frankly, an invitation to a duel. Weapon of choice, first to die.
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
this person makes me laugh so much twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
I've figured out my equivalent of wanting to date a supermodel. I want every man to be Quinn from Homeland.
March 13th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I log into Netflix and see a "kids" account I freak out and wonder where my kids are
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Accidentally bought a jumper that looks like my blanket. Excellent. pic.twitter.com/rsIX8nvUvm
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It comes out tomorrow pic.twitter.com/5ONpvS1Ll7
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
nytimes.com/2019/02/13/art…
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Chocolate money instead of real money because it cuts out the middle man
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
This is ... but I visited the spot from BBCs Pride & Prejudice where Mr. Darcy gets out of the lake. Teen wet dreams pic.twitter.com/zRZcjyplVF
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @r1chardeldridge : @natalietran Why didn’t you invite them over for noodles? That was very selfish of you to flaunt your great wealth and…
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
they absolutely loved this, good sir xxxx also, sis wanted me to pass this on twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/… pic.twitter.com/IYLhzb7FSk
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
just realised what you can imply on Twitter. @BarackObama texted you but just in case you miss it, we're meeting at boat wharf at 4pm xx
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
get in line twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : Youtube comments have nothing on the recipe blog comments. Yeah, my vlog "fucking sucks," huh? Well your 'Great-grandma…
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
US friends, you can watch tonight! twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
I'd prefer it if sexbots were more like humans. Instead of 'I'm lonely wanna chat?' it should be 'I'm insecure and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
I have a TON of movie ideas if we're spitballing twitter.com/catsmovie/stat…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
She's great! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Ok, you devil cat. I'll stop spying on you in the dark on a webcam I was hoping you didn't notice pic.twitter.com/r3yjFB65ti
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody here in Sydney gone back to uni? Is it hard/limited? Do the kids pick on you? Is it ok if you didn't do wel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
!! Where can you see badgers? They look better than most people I meet! twitter.com/BadgerTrust/st…
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
sister sent me this and it's useful. Might be useful to you? check in with your loved ones x pic.twitter.com/4agZEwpq7V
February 2nd 2015
@natalietran
This week's video: Change Room Curtain Gap >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << in case you missed it
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
. @ScottMorrisonMP Gday *puts leg up on chair because that's what I think humans do* You're probably sick of this hu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Can you feel the love? instagram.com/p/Bh5gYvFnXRS/…
May 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng :
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @davidu : Consider this my good deed of the day: Back in 2008 two bodybuilders were arguing on the Internet about how many days are in a…
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
currently assisting on a photo shoot and if I looked like this model does, I'd be walking around the streets saying 'you're welcome'
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
missing my @eg friends this year. No doubt @mjhawley put on yet another fantastic year x pic.twitter.com/Or5JkPkUep
September 26th 2017
@natalietran
I don't like to toot my own horn but nobody has ever asked me for a recipe after eating something I've cooked ;)
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
It's so great being an auntie. You buy a kinder surprise at the petrol station and you rock. Missing this cutie pic.twitter.com/DO2HeXHRGP
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
I'm laughing so much. Dad just emailed me a poem I wrote when I was 10 in Vietnamese and a rough translation of it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : Join @IISuperwomanII in her campaign to stop girl-on-girl hate. goo.gl/CozhP7 #GirlLove pic.twitter.com/j3xdVacJEm
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
People understand the number of displaced people in the world is going to continue to grow, right? You can't keep w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Love it twitter.com/_Avery_/status…
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair to lose followers after making a joke about God. You follow him through way worse.
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Being the romantic soul that I am, I will leave work untouched until we meet again tomorrow, 3am.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
I can't speak for others but I'm right
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a person in a cardigan I think, "This person has their shit together"
May 7th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just made up an incredible story about a fake, ill person in my room to justify how much food I was taking for breakfast. I was moved
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Apologies for awkward question but does anybody here have a wireless mechanical keyboard that they recommend?
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
To the one percent of people who keep personal diaries and journals, please know this increases your chances of bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
For those of you who don't know @philipwang connects all Asians. He is our Godfather. One prays that he is collecti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Looking for this clip I got to wear recently. They made one that said 'sorry' but I can't seem to find any pic.twitter.com/V3GmPIQl90
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
Well that was a lot more dramatic and upsetting than anticipated. Would watch movie version twitter.com/Mr_DrinksOnMe/…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*shoves chips in mouth anxiously* #AUSPER
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
Me: you're seven! Woah! can you believe all the amazing things you've done in seven years? You've learned to walk,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
rare opportunity that should definitely be taken considering its potential impact twitter.com/mscott/status/…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @MaiLinhsTweets : Whoaaaaaa. @natalietran has merch?! Is hell finally freezing over?
May 13th 2015
@natalietran
About to leave again and for once, I think my cat will miss me pic.twitter.com/YsPJmWTwWP
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
barefoot or in uggs? twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @anneapplebaum : pay attention, this is the future twitter.com/Jordan_Sather_…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
I will never go to sovereign hill without you @tim_dunlop just like how you will never go first class emirates wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
roast potatoes give me more than I give others
July 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I could crack my own back I'd never need to see another person again
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
same. Call me. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @SlenderSherbet : "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP, TERRY" pic.twitter.com/HmCZjxY5DP
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Watched first ep of Westworld S2 yesterday. Even in a world where you can make machines that look and act like huma… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 30th 2017
@natalietran
Today was one of those days where all I wanted was some simple peace and quiet while being fed churros dipped in dark chocolate by Thor
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be answering comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you want to pop by youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE
August 19th 2016
@natalietran
Client insisted on walking me to my car. Saw I parked too close to wall. Watched me climb in through passenger seat. Didn't fire me. Legend.
January 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Message from Hakeem al-Araibi, footballer, refugee protected under Australian law, improperly detained in Bangkok Remand…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Tomorrow I'm taking my niece to her first basketball game to watch @SydneyKings and if she doesn't absolutely love… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I went home and changed after. It was a poor plan.
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
Go on, show me a person over 35 who doesn't have a sore back
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
love it theguardian.com/australia-news…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Pretending to understand a pop culture reference in conversation isn't worth it. It comes back. It always comes back.
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
Visit Beach Once = Sand Forever New Vid! >> youtu.be/2XS5Yj-lohk << Things get dramatic pic.twitter.com/ppLydAaDkc
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
How flippin' good is starting a new notebook
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
With @veritasium in Cannes. Always lovely to see you! pic.twitter.com/7bJvPWAu9G
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how many other unhappy people are checking their local supermarket's opening times online right now
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What parties do acrobats who perform at other people’s parties go to?
August 28th 2019
@natalietran
I go through phases where I don’t know if my OCD is real or if it's just an excuse I have for being evil and having… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 15th 2019
@natalietran
Love hearts and fireworks for Bastille Day pic.twitter.com/KZqhes9uhu
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Recommendations for wide curved monitor for sim racing?
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
Every time someone tells me a food eating record, I immediately respond, "I could beat that"
December 19th 2014
@natalietran
RT @Tammy__Chan : That moment when @natalietran appears in the new pokemon game. pic.twitter.com/BuZrh9KFgF
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
my nutritional intake is like that of an unsupervised child
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
Now I remember why you stop wearing high heels once you trick someone into dating you.
May 25th 2016
@natalietran
It just hurts more when children don't high five you back
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
You invite people over to watch The Bachelor. Soon after they arrive they realise you don’t even own a tv. It’s too… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
Every 4 years I think a juice maker is going to be the start of a whole new me
May 29th 2016
@natalietran
So I cooked a recipe from @chrissyteigen 's cookbook. Can't wait to look like her soon. That's how this works, right?
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
please tell him to stay strong. This was a hard time for me when I experienced it but he is still loved <3 <3 twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
To those who drew a penis on their ballots and are proud of it, you're a waste of time. People fight to be able to vote. You're a waste.
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
would not be betting on this team in Amazing Race twitter.com/smh/status/925…
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
The phrase ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ is sort of romantic
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Milo and Hank. This sort of cuteness should be illegal. My heart. pic.twitter.com/yYPzbljTJu
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
So my best friend has asked me to get her BTS tickets when they come to Sydney. She has no idea how stressed this t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I’m so sick of falling in love with my bodyguards
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
My sister used to play piano and this is her daughter sitting at the same piano with me. I was trying to play her a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
5 yo niece tried to show me how she could do a push-up. Thankfully I was around to tell her she wasn't doing it pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
It's not finished yet and it's abstract, you judgemental feline overlord pic.twitter.com/b91ag113yb
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
My dearest porridge, I miss you constantly and think of you always. The hours in between our meetings drag on for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's exhausting pretending to exercise for a full 20 minutes
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really jump up and down on beds? I've tried. It's not that fun. 2/10
March 17th 2018
@natalietran
Bought a staple gun and wood glue. Can now build you a house
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
s, we are thinking of you. all of our love. pic.twitter.com/I08R687vJu
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
I just had a conversation with someone and all I remember is that they had fantastic hair
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
RT @BBCBreaking : At least 125 people were killed in this Baghdad car bomb claimed by Islamic State militants bbc.in/29be6fr https:…
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hey guys! I'm one of the judges in this comp so if you're Aussie,over 15,and have any cool ideas make sure you enter amp.twimg.com/v/15b9e70d-fd0…
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
If I think I can see a face in an inanimate object, everybody is going to hear about it
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks. Because you can't. It's impossible
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Q1- how do you eat out in general and without people hating you. 2- I crave ready made food and have gained a lot of weight. Tips?
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really enjoyed, @elizareilly_ , @HMReilly , and ibis! pic.twitter.com/E1m9YP5Qzt
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << pic.twitter.com/THy7f6DbMj
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
please, please, just go away this week and be next Thursday already twitter.com/FallonTonight/…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
2 year old niece is turning 3 soon and has requested a cake that is 'zebra themed, strawberry flavoured, AND NOT VA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rub the on-screen chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone all over my body
January 4th 2015
@natalietran
Google, aren't we at a point where I can mash a few keys on the keyboard and you bring me the food I want in bed and tell a movie to watch?
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
what twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Rainmaker1973 : Watch how the Australian Bat Clinic cares for orphaned baby bats: feeding, grooming, attending to their medical needs, a…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
#2012vs2018 slightly longer hair but the same pic.twitter.com/K5D6ukEYCw
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : More and more people seeking asylum are going hungry every single day - we just won't let that happen. Compassion in action in…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
slack! thrilled to be at a workplace in some form. Will count this as steady employment Thanks, hope you're well to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
If Alan Jones was really sorry... he'd... project it onto the Opera House so we could all see it. Just for ten minutes.
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Worked with someone who mistook my name for Melanie. I didn't correct him, assuming he'd figure it out eventually,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AngusGrigg : How does a company with no experience, registered to a beach shack, win contracts worth $423 million on Manus Island? Turns…
February 28th 2016
@natalietran
I just faked talking to someone on the phone for 10 minutes to avoid human interaction so yeah, adulthood is going well
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Alright, free magnet from the chemist, you win. I'll keep you but NOT for your calendar skills. It's just for your magnet.
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
also looking for shirts, pants, belts, vests, and jackets twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
amazing email. Congratulations to Scott, @nashedgerton , Chika, and the Mr Inbetween gang! pic.twitter.com/6xQQulc1e0
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Protest in Melbourne on the 15th to stop the Refugee Lifetime Ban twitter.com/superfasty/sta…
May 26th 2019
@natalietran
It's fucked up that people assume you're pregnant just because you post a photo of a positive pregnancy test. They… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
me in my 20s: I’m going to become a writer and make great things and meet awesome people me in my 30s: Don’t make eye contact with anybody
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
The secret to being an adult: Everything has cumin in it
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mikkipedia : I think the Banksy thing is pretty badass but never forget that in 1998 Chris Burden installed a battering ram connected to…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
New favourite genre of misunderstanding: When you and @mickyb273 are texting about 'Zelda' and one of you means Zel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 5th 2017
@natalietran
Love yourself. Forgive yourself. Nobody else will because you’re gross.
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel vid! This time in Austin >> youtu.be/izmAZrUABqE << Watch me eat a donut that will make your heart stop
May 1st 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is having someone tell you they hide money from their partner while their partner is in the bathroom. You can't have friends.
June 4th 2017
@natalietran
Much love to London
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
Does God have a manager? Someone who reviews him at the end of every quarter? I don't think he's doing a great job.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
A large part of being an adult is having nobody there to remind you to drink water
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @bjnovak : Bird but for umbrellas
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @insightSBS : Victorian Premier @DanielAndrewsMP slams NSW Government over #GaybyBaby 'rubbish' bit.ly/1IiR1w6 #LGBTI http://t.co…
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Sample of a song I wrote. It's called: Editing cc: @LukeKorns pic.twitter.com/upgrZDjaH2
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Wow. @RowanJones_ I can see that you haven't opened my texts on your phone. WOW
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @russellcrowe : One of the worlds biggest stars ?? What year is this? I think I’m lost . Hope I can find their number . Hope Pete the int…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
Also, that silence that you hear from @TurnbullMalcolm about the #MuslimBan is actually a very loud statement. Don't ever forget that
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : Here’s my Birthday wish for today, Anzac Day. That Australians take a moment to learn about the challenges faced by Aust…
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
The kindness shown when he ignores your knees cracking while you're trying to be sexy. Chivalry is not dead.
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
They turned one of my favourite aussie films into a tv show! Yay Scott and @nashedgerton xx twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Everybody is equal but when someone tells you they don't eat bread by choice, you both know they're better than you.
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
A Video For People Who Skip Ads >>youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c << New Vid just in case you missed it :)
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
And there it still is...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
My dad watched BIG but missed the beginning. He told us, "BIG was a great movie but I don't understand why he turned into a boy in the end?"
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don't trust people who tell me to relax. One should always be irrationally paranoid.
January 6th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so excited to see Brooklyn! John Crowley directing, Nick Hornby writing, and starring Saoirse Ronan and Domhnall Gleeson! Gah!
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mrbenjaminlaw : Our friend Jesse was a Walkley Award-winning radio producer, whose life was cut short in 2017 at 31. Help us create the…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid Stair Superiority Syndrome youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 Sorry if you saw it already. Sorry if you're about to watch it.
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks to @ScreenAustralia for sending me to @mip next week with awesome creators like @veritasium @nickboshier @ConnorVanV and @mychonny
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
We did a cooking class and the chef was hilarious saying things like ‘so when you cook yourself dinner during the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 18th 2016
@natalietran
I like that at some point in your life you must just decide, "Fuck it. I'm going to start using the pocket at the front of my shirt"
November 4th 2015
@natalietran
for any budding playwrights out there twitter.com/SydneyTheatreC…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
and they say the internet can't make you feel happy twitter.com/CNN/status/885…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
I am never prepared for quite how disappointing I am to kids who start talking to me about youtube and twitch "do y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
Yes it must be exhausting, doing nothing pic.twitter.com/w36e1VFAvo
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Just realised I'm turning 31 this year. Things are not looking good for my become a 30 Under 30 person dream.
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY << If Your Phone Were A Dying Person
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Neighbour just screamed "NEW SONG" I think they want me to stop playing the same song on repeat? It's only been 8 hours. Calm down.
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: The world is full of adventures just waiting to start me in my 30s: Rob, can you microwave two minute noodles?
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has been asking to pick my profile pictures lately. She picks them from my instagram and she just asked me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
movies really made me think I was going to slap and then immediately kiss a lot more people by now
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
new vid: TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << RT if you feels
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Is it a good or bad sign when your friend decides you look like the warning picture for his tobacco? pic.twitter.com/KSBqWi9GDf
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Proof that I filmed this time. Proof of the sexiness you have been saved from. pic.twitter.com/gcu7uDHnWq
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
While you're in the giving mood, a lot of people are in need. These holidays we're donating to @OzHarvest @preemptivelove @Camp_Quality
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @furioushorses : This drawing from a Heimlich Manoeuvre how-to contains more complex emotion than nearly every novel https://t.co/jHWWjLp…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
But how great is it when a hairdresser puts product in front of you? It's like they're showing you to the better looking you who isn't cheap
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
One day I want to be important enough to walk down a corridor while someone walks next to me and asks me to sign something
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
Every 3 years in the garden section of a shop, I think buying a hammock is going to solve all my problems
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
Not wanting values imposed on your children and finding refuge from that by enrolling them into a religious school… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Next No campaigner that comes to my door will hear "release the hounds" through the intercom
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
March 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't want to have unrealistic expectations but I can't wait to have a dog. It's gonna come skateboarding with me,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
have fun to those at @VidCon @vidconaustralia ! *goes back inside cave*
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
I'd sell members of my family for mangoes all year round
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
oh Randall x twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
After an hour of hanging out, a friend insisted on walking me back to my car. They saw the three hour ticket I had bought for our catch up.
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
miss you
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Does it mean I'm unhappy if I'm entering more competitions?
January 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to generalise but if you're old enough to drive and still have lucky numbers, we're probably not going to be friends
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
You know what’s wonderful about @JonDeeOz ? It’s not his involvement in the banning of plastic bags, plastic microb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
Add "egged" to the Australian Politics Wikipedia page
December 17th 2017
@natalietran
perfume ads are so relatable
June 15th 2019
@natalietran
see twitter.com/PBalakrishnaRa…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Non-Vietnamese families have chats that look like this, right? pic.twitter.com/oKuEnlORwP
April 5th 2015
@natalietran
asked on collaborations and even without being there, @wongfupro gets cheers. I'll punch the three of you amp.twimg.com/v/a2b94866-352…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
I've never run a marathon but I have checked my voicemail
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Did I tell you guys I actually visited spots form the miniseries when I was in England? When I die, please release… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Niece has started learning how to read in school. Well, that’s what she told me. I told her it was hard to tell bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Such a great show @IISuperwomanII pic.twitter.com/vBzE6kCYfu
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I once got offered a few hundred thousand to do a tampon commercial and turned it down. Turned down most things bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
I'm sorry. Occasionally I need to remind you all how much I love Sylvanian Families. When I was a kid my mum used… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
makes two of us twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If you're one of the few people who haven't been told to watch @Hannahgadsby 's Netflix show, you really must. Thank you, Hannah. Just. Wow.
October 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Gun Control > Condolences twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
I would slap someone if I saw them only eat 6. I'd slap them. Then I'd slap them again. twitter.com/cbs46/status/1…
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
Here's an interview I sat if you're keen :) smh.com.au/digital-life/d… pic.twitter.com/K6t6G8mLsa
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
anyone coming to @PaperTownsMovie in Syd tonight?
October 29th 2017
@natalietran
sometimes I feel young and then google bombards me with ads for family cruises
May 6th 2019
@natalietran
Had a dream last night that I was writing copy for a brochure and J-Lo was the event supervisor I had to liaise wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
You make me want to be the kind of person who says they've got a book club.
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I accept criticism exceptionally well so long as it is given to me in the form of praise
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
projectile vomit everywhere twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, in my mind learning how to rollerblade would really help my life get to where it needs to be so I stop crying all the time
August 31st 2015
@natalietran
15 year old me was wrong. I did lose my Legolas bookmark one day.
June 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran Who is this?
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
what a fun and amazing day! Especially the part where @BethanyMota forced @davidblaine into the water for 10 minutes twitter.com/tyleroakley/st…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @andrewrdn463 : @natalietran @AlboMP Naughty Asian girl - we are voting no and do not need an immature Asian girl to lecture us and swear…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
I'm at the point now where I travel and think things like, "my cat would have loved this" I guess it's all over for me
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
Well hello! New travel vid >> youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui… << in Monaco. Also, stick around till the end to see what's now available! Eek!
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Let's share? Here's my morning playlist open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t… can you recommend some stuff for me? open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
<3 Last year @qkenihan had me on his show and his last five eps have just been released including our chat. Q was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in NY, my awesome friend @ronnychieng is performing April 20 and 21st at timessquarenyc.org/node/39115
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, running late but new vid will be up later today pic.twitter.com/aXrD4Sh1nS
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
New website and merch: babyiknow.com Also, new travel video > youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui… <
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
*looks down at tapas and cocaine, concerned about what this article might reveal* twitter.com/yahoolifestyle…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
vegans in Sydney, my awesome friends at @BellyBao now have an eggplant baoger on their Friday menu! food.theaureview.com/news/belly-bao…
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
Why put liquorice in a mix of otherwise pleasant lollies? Why? Because you're the devil?
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
mum asked me for proof I'm taking the vitamins she bought me and that I "keep in mouth" as though she suspects I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
romantic comedies have given me false expectations of how many men wear v-neck knits
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're interested youtu.be/oB4993b4gew She's an entrepreneuierixer superstar
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
definitely makes me feel at ease seeing americans buy flamethrowers
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I think a 15 year old girl with abs just told me my shirt was nice. Do I feel good? I think I feel good. That makes it sad.
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, mirror. In my head I looked a lot better than this
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
watching @smosh the movie with niece & nephew Me:aw are we watching this together because I make vids? kids:No.Because you have iTunes money
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
My answer to all complaints my friends with kids make: My cat is awesome
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
So in need right now. Would like to feel something else please
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, I just really want to have a baby. And then have someone come and look after it most of the time. Maybe I just want to hold one.
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Do people gift each other playlists these days instead of mixtapes/cds? Sorry, this isn't a joke. Just a genuine q… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Labor waves piracy site-blocking Bill through Australian Senate, despite concerns zd.net/1QLyx23 via @ZDNet & @joshgnosis
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @CDisillusion : ... pic.twitter.com/GcfdfNW0fI
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @MikeCarlton01 : If the govt isn't into subsidising "lifestyle choices" maybe it could start taxing churches. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-1… via …
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Josh Lyman! I mean Frank Underwood! I mean The White House! pic.twitter.com/pqp8p5ihCi
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Frontline is such a brilliant series. Amazing show by @workingdogprod Has to be one of Australia's best. Definitel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to tell a kid their story is going nowhere
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I really hope what happened after this was a brilliant night. twitter.com/Savmasta/statu…
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Someone in the street yelled 'good to see a Spurs fan!' and I nodded. It's not my cap. The guilt. I'm so sorry. pic.twitter.com/dLDIEddA1t
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Ronny! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
I try to bring up The Sims at most parties
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
May 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'm so sick of always being right
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
Received an offer to swap players in the fantasy basketball comp I'm playing but I am worried that my fantasy baske… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/2PsZ4tPDmw
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
would also support superhero franchise based on rescue divers, medics, and their coach. twitter.com/Benfogle/statu…
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
great stuff @tonightly twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day I don't wake up and immediately eat ice cream is a fucking miracle
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
August 21st 2015
@natalietran
if you're interested twitter.com/pond5/status/6…
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, that's not an ad, I just love that show and those two are such great episodes
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
If there isn’t a Michelle's Patisserie, is it even a shopping arcade?
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Children shouldn’t be carrying around dolls and pretending to feed them. They would feel uncomfortable if I carried… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
tag a friend who tag viral social media
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
Happy birthday to one of my favourite people, @mjhawley x pic.twitter.com/Zc3w3c6ofh
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
called the tech support guy at work to come help me. His response was "I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING AT ONCE" indicating h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pitch for horror movie: You go to someone's house and they've made food from facebook videos
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/BqSGSHCJzJ
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
How incredible is it that we get to exist under this beautiful sky? twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…
March 9th 2018
@natalietran
There was a moment in my life where I was genuinely upset that I didn't have a waterbed
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sad to be missing @mjhawley and @eg goodness and folk this year. Hope it's incredible as always. A luxurious treat… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
How do people climb stairs? I get exhausted waiting for elevators
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BrigidWD : while Australians love to remind Americans that our gun control measures are way ahead of theirs, we should also tell them th…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
No worries, order a salad. Make everyone else feel bad
July 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Thank you for being brave enough to share this x twitter.com/LoganPaul/stat…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Look at you under this pretty sky pic.twitter.com/rtvmPIudrD
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
This is exciting! Someone tell me which night to buy a ticket to. Can't decide twitter.com/SydOperaHouse/…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. I've been removed from all their top 8s. A lot has happened since 2008. Here I was thinking things were OK
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
*packs bag* twitter.com/TrevDon/status…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
this picture features many cool people twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
it's so awkward when two people start making out next to you and you're right there even though they've been droppi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
and Dom throws some shade! Shoutout to all my shorts-wearing no matter how cold it is cameramen/clipboard carrying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with headshots. I'm comfortable with who I am.
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
I'll admit I've done things in the past in an attempt to be more 'attractive' to a man. I've worn makeup, endured u… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Tonight my friend @echeng 's ep of Tales by Light plays on National Geographic Channel in Australia at 7:30pm canon.com.au/explore/tales-…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
Waking up to an alarm is for losers. Be a man and wake up to an anxiety attack.
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
*THIS* is the bad place twitter.com/abcnews/status…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Watched Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time. I always thought the idea was that everyone knew it was Robin Williams in disguise. Not so!
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine what you think of Thai people if you can only think of Thailand as a place to live as a white person if you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Flash Player: Nothing in my life is up to date. Please, just stop bullying me.
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
A public apology to @nashedgerton who is my best friend
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
When does thinking you should have really learned how to skate because people in skate parks look happy, go away?
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
What's the equivalent of a barber for women? Somewhere I can sit in a line with school kids and get my hair cut in 5 minutes?
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever invented fake pockets is one sick fuck
January 26th 2019
@natalietran
Hyde Park in sydney right now pic.twitter.com/a1nv4z4jQp
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
Out of curiosity, do you think there's a specific time frame in which women should have to tell partners about stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Don't worry. The diary is obviously fake. Asian women are hot as fuck. Trust me. I can't stop touching myself. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
January 17th 2015
@natalietran
Any people taken photos with the a7r? Is it a good compact stills?
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
one porridge at a time twitter.com/_SimonMitchell…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Too urgent to push to the side a murmur too loud to ignore but my dear my darling my nightmare We’ve done this dance before
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
season 2 Jim, how did I forget how much I loved you? pic.twitter.com/faFn4IECIP
July 9th 2019
@natalietran
define 'lucky' twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hey there, homeslice. I think you're marvellous. All sorts of great. Have a glorious day.
March 18th 2018
@natalietran
because women are dogs twitter.com/YuanSerenaP/st…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/tragedythyme/s…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I like how not liking religion is "disappointing" and "ignorant" and for some reason means I can't differentiate religion and terrorism.
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Currently have three children’s birthday parties on the same day. I feel like I'm in The Great Gatsby. Minus, you know, everything.
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
On one hand, I'm thrilled to be eligible for my free 10th meal. On the other hand, I just started eating here last week
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
LOL WHO IS THIS MAN I LOVE HIS PROPOGANDA I WANT TEN YES. HERE'S MY VOTE twitter.com/TrevDon/status…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
She pulled the thought from her head, secured it in her front pocket for later, and headed out into the night.
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Won $1 in the lottery last night with a $35 bet. If I just risk another $35 I might double that and then I can buy a mango
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Warning: @nashedgerton will abandon you for laughs
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
How do people film themselves working out? If someone witnesses me work out all I can think about is how much their… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Rightly got judged for writing notes on a paddle pop stick. To be fair, if I were Zoe Deschanel in a movie, this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Men should tell you at the beginning of a date if they went through a thing where they were a DJ at parties. It's a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
I know I'm fashionable because this is how I shop online Sort By Lowest to Highest Leaves page and watches Netflix
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
my signature move is to tell someone I’ll email them a recipe for something and then not follow through
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
!! twitter.com/FX_Canada/stat…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Today I got to meet the guys from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even got to be on an ep! Thanks… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 29th 2019
@natalietran
big love to your friend. Music is a nice way to soothe the heart for a little twitter.com/sezzzza/status…
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
So we got our hands on a small camera today and still had our recorder for audio and were able to remake one of the vids! Uploading now
February 18th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/NxcVMpIprP
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan once surprised me at a party by leaving the room and coming back dressed as Elvis. About halfway through the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 5th 2019
@natalietran
RT @therubensmusic : We are absolutely pumped about hitting the road for our Chucka Bucka's Regional NSW run - BUT We're on the search for…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
come here, come cure me
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
bananas are the sweatpants of fruit
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
Thank you to two of the finest guys out there. You're all types of sweetness @thefinebros let's Live. Die. Repeat X pic.twitter.com/cu5tHvy0bA
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see a food delivery guy on a scooter I just want to hop on the back and say “show me your world”
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Don't worry, @ABSCensus , I got your back. EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA, asl? #CensusFail
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
what can I show them? Please. Help. What do kids like?
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I don't know much about boxing but did everyone just watch someone who is serial batterer of women? What?
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
My boyfriend is real. He goes to school at the Bowling Green Massacre
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
uploading!* *aussie internet speeds apply pic.twitter.com/5vD4EUzi90
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
!!
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
you'd better kiss me
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Genuinely concerned that I will one day run away with an a cappella singer. I have fallen in love with several.
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
come on, pencil skirt, I’m really counting on you to turn things around for me.
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
Go on, be that person who uses the word ‘whom’
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I would trade all of you for some biscuits to dunk in to my tea right now
April 5th 2016
@natalietran
Show me a man with good handwriting
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Also, you know how terrible the health and education systems are in the US? Think about that when ours keep getting pushed that way.
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
Also, I used to sit next to my niece with a camera and slider and just wait for her to wake up and film weird thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
well done twitter.com/bechillcomedia…
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
[in changing room] brain: this looks ok, right? mirror: I would never lie to you like that
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
New work tactic I’m currently employing- always writing “I’m so proud of this” in the email when I send through wor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
yay! Going to start filming this one tomorrow. Hopefully can read handwriting tomorrow pic.twitter.com/FAIjU0c4xp
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @willozap : America can learn from Australia on guns, maybe Australia can learn from, I don’t know, all those countries that banned conce…
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
I admire that humans don't let fear stop them. Humans will always push past boundaries pic.twitter.com/CvEpJqHfPg
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Nice catch up with @ChrisNewport last night until I discovered he got a new phone. One minute it's all 'blackberry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
Eeeeek!! New toy!! pic.twitter.com/O64roYDmbb
February 13th 2018
@natalietran
My Instagram aesthetic is incredible pic.twitter.com/5xn32myZhz
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Nothing like watching a pregnant woman dance better than you could ever hope to twitter.com/TiffanyChantel…
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
offering to model for photographer friends since 2009 pic.twitter.com/rhwAFfWMDz
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I think I could be alone but then I get stuck trying to get out of a dress for half an hour
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Last day to preorder @hankgreen 's new book! hankgreen.com pic.twitter.com/0tb1g7Vfc4
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry sorry poor reception here. I'm back Sunday but have work in the evening so can do Sunday til about four or Monday? It's so cold
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
can confirm if you eat a family block of dark chocolate, 3 ice blocks, and half a cake, you WILL have nightmares about dying in a desert
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Getting fed up with not meeting charming hot people in book shops. Why did I even bother learning to read?
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
hahahaha *breaks mirror with fist* *cries* *hugs cat* *cat runs away*
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Hey! Sorry still filming and editing but new vid should be up later today! Only 4 weeks late
October 1st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see people with brand new white shoes on I want to yell, "Yeah go on, act like you own the place. Smug bastard"
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
must stop imagining friendships
February 6th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rip my brain out of my head
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
while waiting though, feel free to check out the little vid int I sat with @GuardianAus tinyurl.com/orrnzwz and try to ignore my sleeve
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
One of the most frustrating and humbling things having ocd has taught me is that your brain can lie to you. It can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
You really don't get to use the wheels on an office chair as much as you think you will. I've only ever seen someo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
fuck... you're gorgeous
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry this week's vid is taking longer. True problem- costumes and face paint. Might write another one but there will be one this week!
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
f1 week. So excited. Contemplating going to melbourne for it. Anybody here going?
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry! This week's vid will be up tomorrow! But why not rewatch these to flatter my ego youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hoomans. So weak.
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Bananas are either unripe or gone. There is no in-between. A ripe banana is a lie.
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Can You Ignore Multiple Sneezes? >> youtube.com/watch?v=3Z_Eqp… << Three strikes and you're out pic.twitter.com/FbPlWbZURE
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
let's hope it's not the same promoters as the basketball twitter.com/KIIS1065/statu…
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
if you're free tonight! twitter.com/mattokine/stat…
December 14th 2017
@natalietran
Had such awful vertigo today the doctor better tell me a fucking wizard put a spell on me
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
Opened the door to a sexy limited edition 20th anniversary ps4 from @PlayStationAU ! Had to take a family portrait pic.twitter.com/a3MzGd3CNw
May 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Don't know if anyone's interested but this is exciting. An online @masterclass with Werner Herzog masterclass.com/classes/werner…
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I think about this scene from Mad Men so often. pic.twitter.com/DwOWieWawe
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
Instagram, the LinkedIn for good looking people
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I told a woman who was in the change room section with me that the top she was trying on was really nice. She smiled. She didn’t get it.
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
The romantic in me hates this but the practical part of me appreciates this quote "Those items are mine and he cann… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Bring them here Town hall if you're in the area pic.twitter.com/CNXGX3S2iJ
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
Playing Catan and nobody wanted to trade my hug for some ore :( pic.twitter.com/Oj1xkk82l3
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's no such thing as a perfect twee- twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the retweets. I've deleted them, I hate when people do it in that tone. It just bewilders me that people think voting does nothing
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Person: I like liquorice Society: burn them. They are a witch.
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I love this picture of @lenadunham . It's how I feel when I see other people try on jeans and they don't need altering pic.twitter.com/E17HrDLFOc
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, running a tad late but there will be a new vid up later today!
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, let's go find a cave to live in
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Sydney i got some shows coming up: pic.twitter.com/rDsM9Uk84Z
May 18th 2015
@natalietran
ordering @Vegemite online at 2am because I'm that upset I forgot to pack it
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
stop buying clothes from companies who allow shitty practices. Buy from places you'd be happy to work at theguardian.com/global-develop…
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
I have worn through I already own. And to prove I'm still hip,here's a pic of me with instagram filters looking thin pic.twitter.com/lTY556qttS
May 20th 2017
@natalietran
My friend Andrew runs Zedtown which is like a zombie video game in real life. If you're in Syd or Melb check it out… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < The Cake Cutter pic.twitter.com/pOzo2xuocp
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
While the spotlight is on Thailand we need to keep the pressure on for the return of Hakeem who is recognised as a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
Please #MarriageEquality
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
email from mum, text from dad pic.twitter.com/tMUTWF3LKc
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
My sister sent my mum a meme and the amount of explaining I've had to do since is becoming unreasonable. And I love her a lot.
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, my name is Panic and we're going to be best friends forever.
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Fairfield, CT I’m headlining 2 shows at @FairfieldComedy this Saturday May 26 7PM&9PM pic.twitter.com/ncUwpxRanc
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Just booked a hot dinner date by myself. I better put out after.
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Rhys is great! Go see his show twitter.com/rhysnicholson/…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
gah. Just started listening to @GreatDebates69 with @helytimes , @DaveKingThing , and @danorionmedina and am loving it. Check it out!
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Fine, let's fall in love or whatever
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
just a little bit magical very lucky pic.twitter.com/KfCfXaHcSw
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
If I could go back and tell my younger self once piece of useful advice I probably wouldn’t. I was a massive loser who couldn't be saved.
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Tell an angry person they have a voice like silk
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
and the pros? twitter.com/abcnews/status…
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
Best Friend Course 101 Find your best friend prettier than any model she shows you on instagram. Hand on my heart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is just not being able to watch new movies by yourself
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be so desperate, @TroyKinne twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Faysal Ishak Ahmed's death happened on our watch, Australia. We'll have to tell future generations we put people in camps and let them die.
October 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ThisisAlexei : I used to think my life was a movie. But now I realize, it’s a fricking web series.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
small victory but still good news twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I could mass email an apology to everyone who knew me from ages 13-27. Bring on my 30s. I'm way too lazy to be such an arse
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
I'm here for you. Except if you're sad. That's a bummer.
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
mum: you can wear my old áo dài for new years me: will I fit? mum: me: mum: :( me: :(
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I’m as happy as my online presence suggests
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
we're terrible together but I'm feeling reckless
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
100% If I were a supervillain I'd kidnap a harpist
January 10th 2015
@natalietran
lots of love to everyone. hope you're all happy
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
sorry again. Away for another 10 days and then back into videos. I know, you've been really upset. It's ok. *holds you close* I miss you
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't stop thinking about this dessert one restaurant serves only at lunch. Yesterday I called up and asked them to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
Family with kids born in Australia woken up and given ten minutes to pack before being taken to detention centre fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so sick of getting standing ovations
November 14th 2016
@natalietran
My local grocery store has a lot of footage of me buying bread at midnight
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
*Wakes up. Puts on human disguise* Here we go again.
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
This is the most badass power move I have EVER seen in a movie. Ever. pic.twitter.com/1nZurkFMvX
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Such lies. You never call me 'Natalie' despite knowing that I'd prefer it. twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
Jackie Chan and LeMans
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
five years today twitter.com/natalietran/st…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sydneymardigras : PASS THE BILL! Marriage equality now! Big rally planned for Sydney tomorrow at 1pm - see you there: https://t.co/oPIJ1…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
mother has asked me to meet her so I can pick up 15kg of oranges even though I told her several times I have not fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
once again, a big shout out to all the 9 year olds who make youtube tutorials that help me complete work projects and fix household goods
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hi
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
Here's a vid of my/our 10 year BBQ! >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/OzZqIFNYXE
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Can confirm that when you mistake the word 'hooker' for 'hookah' your conversation gets weird "They bribed him with… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
How can this still be happening abc.net.au/news/2017-10-0…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
They said we wouldn't make it but we proved them all wrong. pic.twitter.com/LijuT4gaUs
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
Taking my friend to bts and she is losing her mind. My new goal is to be a sugar daddy. Hysterical women are tops pic.twitter.com/0Y3exj14mj
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make tea Angel: Done. God: Make it soothing Angel: Yasss Queen God: Make it delicious Angel: Loving it God… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
on a plane doing my insane antibacterial wipe down routine when I hear someone ask if I'm communitychannel. Awesome pic.twitter.com/0gQC7Ps2HF
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to keep pens that don't work in amongst pens that do. I'm crazy like that ;)
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
Romantically, the idea of someone walking you home is nice. What happens after though? You move home so nobody know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
I must be peak hormonal cause every dude in Bunnings is looking great right now
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Also I lost a key to a postbox 10 years ago and was too scared to tell them. It eats at me every day. I wish I were joking
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Meet some of the 37 babies facing homelessness and hunger as Dutton & Turnbull try to starve families to go back to Nauru. http…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
Got a bike recently and it's been so good for exercise. I've ridden to get gelato three times this week already.
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
gahhh love this interview w @TomCruise about breaking his ankle and finishing the scene. How do I rent out a cinema… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah I'm healthy. I ate a chobani yoghurt last week.
December 25th 2014
@natalietran
eating Ferrero Rochers like a rich bitch
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a subscriber of religious thought but I just dunked a biscuit into tea that was way too hot and I *knew… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
a woman stood next to me in the supermarket and we both looked at caramel popcorn for longer than sensible. I think she was my soulmate.
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @HometoBilo : Update: please go to end of Cargo Road, Melbourne Airport!!! pic.twitter.com/rRHK4zcUw2
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Well according to my cat, being loved and showered with affection is very boring
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
*and my sister. Please come to the rally this weekend. It breaks my heart more people rally for alcohol than for human rights
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
weird flex but ok twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
. @netflix how do I pitch Asians in Cars Getting Hysterical It's just me driving my mum anywhere
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*intermission of happiness in your feed* Marinate for a while in the thought that humans are made of stardust
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just remembered when I was in school and a teacher told me my my father was on the phone and wanted to talk to me i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
In good news, I've been told a lot lately to stick to being a comedian. Nobody has ever called me a comedian before. #blessed
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
haven't used stuff like this in many years but any recommendations for software for notating etc? @AvidSibelius , @finaleofficial others?
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just had a lovely tea with @mickyb273 and wanted to share that he's a good egg
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @FightLoudly : @natalietran this is the petition to stop Saeed's deportation #SaveSaeed change.org/p/qantas-emira…
May 15th 2018
@natalietran
horrific twitter.com/guardian/statu…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
Sophia is your friend's girlfriend who hates being near you. youtube.com/watch?v=dMrX08…
October 26th 2016
@natalietran
amazing <3 twitter.com/guavajagular/s…
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan: you bought me so many presents when we started dating. I thought you were moneybags but turns out you were n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
I could make any man cry with my inability to decide what to eat
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : It's easier for dog videos to go viral than Asian men so I called in an assist. My pilot airs TONIGHT 9PM @ABCTV https://t…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I love my dad. This is as complicated as our interactions get pic.twitter.com/284xn5Zks3
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
maybe I'm hormonal or something but I just want to eat six thousand calories in the form of carbs and then be made… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
Tried pilates yesterday. After I almost vomited the instructor said, "Great, that's the warm up. Let's move on to the real stuff."
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Done. I'm writing Crazy Impossible Missions pic.twitter.com/bMQFXc3VCr
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
The world needed a little happy news. They're all out! Congratulations and phenomenal respect to all those involved… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
Today I saw a baby and started crying. Being a woman is great.
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I hate every moment of decision making
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Pauline talking about same sex marriage being confusing for kids and minorities having too much power really suits… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Today someone guessed I was 35. I said they were correct just to make the situation less sad.
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
What a race! #ChineseGP
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Though it is a hauntingly beautiful song full of love, friends don’t seem to enjoy it when I sing ‘Bridge Over Trou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
"Going through a breakup?" "Nope. This is just what I eat."
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The bravery and efforts of everyone involved... incredible twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
You can also donate via sites like @DirectRelief like I just did. It takes so little time to help: directrelief.org/category/emerg…
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I mean, she's pretty if you're in to that sort of cliche pretty twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
My favourite part of any Youtube tutorial is the part where I scream "IT DIDN'T WORK??" at the screen
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
So interesting reading about how influencers are ruining things/not real celebrities. Think about how shitty the idea of celebrity is at all
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
May 20th 2018
@natalietran
Went to my sister's last night and she bought me an old wedding dress to wear to watch the royal wedding. Highly re… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 7th 2017
@natalietran
stickers are the currency of children
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
They didn't get in touch so no, not honestly twitter.com/SBS/status/950…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
*28-29 I've been OK
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
It's cute when your friends think you're going to go outside pic.twitter.com/8vQbfwPsOF
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t trust people who sleep naked. You should sleep in full body armour.
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
How do you log *waiting nervously for friend in illegally parked car- 28978186868 calories* into your exercise diary?
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Cargo pants really convinced me they were going to be hip forever.
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
that was so stressful. Sorry, I can't figure out how to stream. Thank you for your support. I'm going to go back to being old now
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many, many moons ago, a mystical giant helped cinemas decide what Small, Medium, and Large serving sizes were
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
every day a doctor doesn’t diagnose me with scurvy is a win
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I watched a 12 year on her phone. In 5 minutes she watched 1 billion vines, liked 9382 instagrams, and watched 2432 videos. I ate a sandwich
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
As much as I HATE the idea of voting in this, I want our govt to know it's time to stop this homophobic bullshit aec.gov.au/enrol/
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
for how long each time? twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
thank GOD
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Without being dramatic, I'd sell all of you for a tray of ripe australian mangoes
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
The Cake Cutter > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/qIaKQjkUeC
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing quite as lovely as the hints of yellow ochre everywhere when driving through new south wales
January 24th 2019
@natalietran
Love it. @doddleoddle hid sung lyrics to a song in her videos, in the correct key and all. She's completed the song… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @theqza : Applications for the inaugural Jesse Cox Audio Fellowship close TOMORROW ie JULY 30 so get your submission in! https://t.co/2UV…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Wow, how crazy is the US! Imagine having a government so racist, homophobic, and inhumane. Oh wait....
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Also the amazing @rhettandlink had me on Ear Biscuit and you can hear it here itunes.apple.com/podcast/ear-bi… or soundcloud.com/earbiscuits/ep…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
oh shiiieeet look at her petticoat. Who does she think she is?
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @burgotastic : If we let this one family stay, then we’ll have to let stay every family who makes a positive contribution to their commun…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Person: what's your favourite colour? Me: green Blue: you motherfucking traitor
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: going to instagram accounts of models and commenting "Everyone says we look like sisters!"
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Mum: what would dad like for father's day dinner? Me: hot chips Mum: no, for dinner Me: hot chips Mum: Nat Me: hot chips, woman!
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
♥️ same twitter.com/ThuyThuyBurd/s…
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
Quick, quick, quick, let's go Kiss me and take off your clothes
April 15th 2016
@natalietran
I'd be a terrible mother. I buy one new sweater and it's all I wear for the next month. All my other sweaters are dead to me.
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
:( Did you make sure you emptied your Trash? You have to empty it or the space doesn't clear up #CensusFail twitter.com/ABSCensus/stat…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jrhennessy : @natalietran I'll be at the preview screening and I'll be constantly emitting a low pitched hum and screaming in the loud b…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can't get over these Hemingway and Dietrich letters... and they weren't even lovers. “What do you really want to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
*books ticket to Tasmania* twitter.com/today_tasmania…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : We are truly heartbroken to tell you that another #refugee has died on #Manus Island. #EvacuateNow
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
Making some travel vids in Europe oh so soon. If you've got any recommendations of cool places to visit or things to do let me know!
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
Our country keeps digging its heels in but it's not holding us still, it's moving us back. Come on, Australia.
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
She's not even angry at me. This is just a normal end to a conversation. pic.twitter.com/WHsoqnm0MS
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
I'm a very unfashionable person but I really admire the confidence of those who confidently wore amazingly out ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 6th 2017
@natalietran
too many feelings
September 9th 2018
@natalietran
Record Collector. Awesome store. The Analogue Man and I had a very fun chat. Thanks for the rec @helytimes pic.twitter.com/ah2Pluwkb9
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I would believe it, I would twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Help. I can't stop pic.twitter.com/xEb3dAY70n
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Voicemail: Come on, leave a crazy message Brain: Don’t do it Mouth: So I was just calling because- Brain: I’m out
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Your message isn't to people smugglers, it's to the insecure, racist, xenophobic side of Australia. Shame on you. twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Good to see so many outraged Aussies on my feed. Don't forget that there's a protest on the 5th of November! Come a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
After telling my 7 year old niece I had to leave and go back to work she told me I should just tell people I died a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @PeterDutton5 : I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets an…
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
Apologies for the rant before. Anger gets us nowhere. That was really stupid of me. All deleted. Time for 1am toasted sandwich
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Mormonger : Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Also, please know I don't feel I have ANY say when it comes to your relationship. Nobody voted on my relationship. I'm really sorry.
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sydney-siders, if you can be there to show support. These poor kids and their family. Hope to see you there! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody feel like seeing a play with me tonight?
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
twitter > a sense of calm and happiness
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
How Daylight Saving Should Be >> youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E << This week's vid if you missed it pic.twitter.com/zlB9QMCK6v
July 5th 2019
@natalietran
my current move is to tell people I’ll watch the show they're passionately recommending and then not follow through
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Sound familiar? ;) twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Going to write a rap about how I'm taking my library for a freaking ride right now with how many books I'm burning through
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
>>youtu.be/7vMoIUEzC-A<< A non scripted more casual vid this week of a game of Guess Who on a new channel pic.twitter.com/M7ssyux9n0
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Australians are very eloquent pic.twitter.com/pV2tRh5dMF
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Rallies for Refugees happening on Sunday twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour knows my name and I don't know theirs. The stress never goes away, kids.
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
New (half) vid until next week. Dinner Would Be Nice >> youtu.be/VYQ2o1-hZTI << pic.twitter.com/lo6ifVul4u
February 26th 2015
@natalietran
If Your Dying Phone Were A Person youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY this week's vid if you missed it.
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How is youtube rewind 2018 gonna cover this shit?
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Get this @jjflanagan song in you Honest Man open.spotify.com/track/02jXcH8b…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/FrazzleMyGimp/…
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
It makes me uncomfortable if you were born in the 90s
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
June 27th 2019
@natalietran
Haven't met a pull door I haven't pushed
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to learn how to braid and then everybody I know is going to let me braid their hair.
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is just forgetting how to spell most words.
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I'm one of the Labor voters who is convinced they're going to reverse their position on offshore processing soon, and…
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever it is you can request dreams from, tonight I would like to dream about Rhett Butler telling me I'm no lady.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @katemclennan1 : What a really inconvenient time to realise you’ll be raising your kid as a single mum. twitter.com/abc/status/117…
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
Well, I don't know if it's the no sleep, the amount of sodium I ate yesterday, or the music, but this video got wei… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
and when I say stuff I mean baby photos. Because that's the best I looked igg.me/at/p4a2014
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MikeGStein : This email adequately sums up my dumb existence: pic.twitter.com/D3C1NqaT4i
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
forgot about this song for a few years. Recommend with a cup of tea and hot water bottle open.spotify.com/track/4cURHmiu…
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, that's annoying. I don't know why I wrote 'stay tuned' you get what I meant. It would be nice if you joined. I'll stop
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
Hopped online to answer work emails. Blinked. An hour passed and I just watched all of Britney's early music videos. Fuck you, Internet
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve been an atrocious and undeserving partner but tonight @RowanJones_ is going to a musical without me so I’m calling it even from now on.
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing instills terror like having somebody tell you they have faith in you
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Obviously bribing is terrible but don't you think it's awful that so many colleges require a fee to even apply? Ed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
three screenshots of text conversations with mum pic.twitter.com/GKmASV9Ofm
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
lonelygirl15 twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Everything is a test of how much you love your mother. Everything. twitter.com/filtxrdwatxr/s…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Play an annual baseball game with friends and made these hats for one of the teams. I wear the hat out sometimes an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I recently saw a woman from a wedding I filmed. It took all my strength to not whisper "You don't remember me but I've filmed you dance."
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @simoncurtis : Protect this child at all costs. He is the chosen one. pic.twitter.com/lUs4fjU03s
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
OK, @PeterDutton_MP theguardian.com/world/2018/apr…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
mannnnnnnnnn twitter.com/chadvictory/st…
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
fell asleep in taxi and when I woke up the driver said, "I'd like to take this opportunity to warn you about earthquakes."
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
yessssssssssssss twitter.com/thecure/status…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Great article on Geordie Williamson twitter.com/theage/status/…
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine having a kid and that kid goes on The Bachelor
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day my niece sends me a little video or audio clip saying she loves me. I never tell her I love her back bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
mission impossible trailer out soon and snabba cash in that new netflix show. this is great indoor excitement
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
kid: I didn't win a trophy me: Life's not about winning kid: I know, it's about trying me: What? No. Kid, when you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @DanSpenser : Living. twitter.com/goodreads/stat…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
Must Contain One Uppercase Letter >> youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ << This week's video if you missed it. If you didn't, you really...
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
After detaining people in camps and destroying their lives, we are now abandoning them. Well done, Australia. Peter Dutton, shame on you.
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
hi hi I have two tickets to @sydfilmfest Brittany Runs a Marathon at 6:30 George Street Sydney tonight if anyone wants them
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
Come here, teapot, you sexy source of warmth
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : #BREAKING A #Rohingya man who had been found to be a #refugee has just tragically died on #Manus. The men must be evacuated…
April 7th 2019
@natalietran
stupid young people and their lovely skin and all that energy
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm watching Elvis Impersonator videos tonight. Cool cool
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Valentine's day vid: How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk incase you missed it
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
candles: the currency of women
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Greens leader Richard Di Natale: "The reality is this 'it's OK to be white' slogan has got a long history in the white su…
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
boom! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
March 26th 2019
@natalietran
I once got an email from an *amazing* director. His office asked me to come in and meet him. Before walking in, I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
never been to watch the fireworks in Sydney, where's a good place to watch them?
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
At some point humans cared more about other humans than convenience, right? twitter.com/verge/status/1…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wine and ink pic.twitter.com/9BimefwwPP
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Other people's sandwiches always look amazing
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
[Bookshop] Staff: I'm so sorry we don't have that in stock Me: Listen, I've gone to 3 stores today because I still… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/5IWIYiLxL6
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody really knows which switch turns on which light in their house
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Got to be a guest on one of my favourite podcasts HOWEVER I would like to add the caveat that I don't think Hi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for twitter. Before twitter I was just an angry person with bad jokes to share.
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Hankstopher, let's do it twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I really hope Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio spend as much time googling my relationships as I did theirs
March 4th 2016
@natalietran
This week's New Vid > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Wrong Level of Elevator Doom if you missed it. "We didn't miss it" "I know. I'm sorry."
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Getting older is just driving past somewhere, seeing a new building and saying "Woah! When did that go up?"
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
rewatched Junior last night. That movie just gave no fucks about science. Also, I'm in to everything Dr. Reddin wo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
This week's Vid >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring The romance fits but it doesn't fit pic.twitter.com/plz1nZbaeJ
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
there were many moments making the next vid that made me think it was too weird to upload (hence the gap) this is one pic.twitter.com/qXaWK2Sb9L
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
Though I try not to be shallow, I will trust anyone who is eating an apple and giving me advice. They just look lik… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine finding out after you fall in love that he has a jet ski
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I had a dream where @amyschumer slept with my dad, banked at HSBC, and loved Paypal. So I guess don’t eat three bags of crackers before bed.
July 7th 2019
@natalietran
Hôm nay tình cờ Ði lại đường xưa đường xưa
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
He's delightful and then some twitter.com/SpikeGhost/sta… pic.twitter.com/7CCnEIFayd
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah look it was a gamble to tweet about pencils. You can't say I'm not brave
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
September 1st 2015
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be at @YouTubeFanFest in Sydney next week if you want to come by and make awkward eye contact. Tickets : goo.gl/LLD7NU
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
"Do you want a receipt?" "Yes please. I'd also like to find it at the most random of times and not be able to find it when I need it."
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Australia has done despicable things and tried to heal that with a "sorry" Let's not be part of something that an apology can't heal again
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OI1Y20FtOM
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My niece's dolls are the kind of women I'd stalk on instagram late at night. They'd have boyfriends I'd fantatise p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @baeoflight : if you're supposedly a Yes voter and a single text message has you pissed...well fuck, idk what to tell you about WHAT IT'S…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
happy birthday, Derek! One of the kindest hearts. Glad you're here. You're wonderful. Move your family back to Aus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
this proves that travelling for work isn't as fun as people think twitter.com/smh/status/105…
March 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hope you're all well x
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Part of me hopes that when Obama comes back from his vacation he goes to his inbox and clicks on a website flash sale email or something.
June 9th 2015
@natalietran
What awesomeness is this?! twitter.com/gtotters5/stat…
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
I didn’t choose the tracksuit life. The tracksuit life chose me
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
Strangely satisfying, editing footage of healthy people while you eat apple pie at 2am
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nazeem_hussain : Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia. pic.twitter.com/1iu1Snyg0I
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
can't wait to bootleg it! twitter.com/Julz149/status…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : We’ve come a long way when it comes to our understanding of mental illness. Yet every day, on average, eight Australians…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Freaking love that The Magician was made into a series and that @nashedgerton directed it! Just saw a screening and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
you just have to believe twitter.com/KelseyKanavel/…
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << This week's vid if you missed it :)
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
With my bag stolen, so are my cameras and laptop and I may not be able to replace them for a couple of weeks so apologies if I can't upload.
June 1st 2015
@natalietran
naw! @gunnarolla 's sporting one of my shirts/lies in his vid X pic.twitter.com/4WKtXPJQQ2
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait @veritasium ! Tonight @SBS 8:30 twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
*chefs kiss* twitter.com/Taira_2013/sta…
April 4th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You stare at someone for 40 minutes and wonder what they use in their hair and all of a sudden they think you're a weirdo. Wow
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I've never time travelled but I've listened to a someone try to explain snapchat to me
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
live action of the animated version of the remake of the live action of the original
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
How dare you speak to me like that twitter.com/bjornronnestad…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
YT filtering LGBTQ vids in restricted mode is absurd. A filter isn't going to help the people who would use it to hide LGBTQ. Nothing will.
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
she drowned in a sea of internet tabs
August 29th 2017
@natalietran
My hilarious friend Sheridan @5oh19 wrote a book! smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've always thought one of the most tragic things is when love isn't synchronised and then you remember you're raci… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
On my way to see @IISuperwomanII take over the @Enmore_Theatre !
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : hey @SydOperaHouse , i’d like to take out an ad on the opera house sails — a video projection of kids detained on #nauru, one…
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RuthHRLC : Australia is one of the few countries on earth that continues to imprison primary school aged children. All Australian gove…
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k… <<
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece always accepts food like she's just been proposed to with a gigantic diamond ring pic.twitter.com/Drjp229lF9
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
To my friends in the LGBT community, I'm so sorry about how particularly awful this time must be. Hopefully this to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I got shown how to do a real sit-up. NOPE
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
ha @SydneyKings tweeting me a gif of myself saying 'call me' may be peak internet twitter.com/SydneyKings/st…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece currently insists on dancing to Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 every day and there's something incredulous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
Just filming some last bits then editing then aussie upload times so new vid up later this afternoon!
July 25th 2019
@natalietran
mother: can you believe this was on sale? me: yes pic.twitter.com/tSRyScS8gi
July 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I changed high school they assumed I couldn't speak English. The teacher instructed me to stand under a giant… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
How gorgeous is this? He totally ruined her time, but still twitter.com/CBSEveningNews…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
concerns of a lot of people creating user generated content on youtube, it’s incredibly ugly to call what they make garbage.
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
marry me twitter.com/ScottJCollette…
October 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, @NatGeo , you need to curb your use of red envelopes and the word "URGENT" Your mail is scarier than tax notices pic.twitter.com/PRTR66rCwV
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
He usually only plays games when I'm not home but I crashed one of his recent sessions if you're into watching game… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
Just saw someone I dated in a trailer for a huge upcoming movie then I remembered we never dated
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/yz2iWPAMxk
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
After having multiple friends use the term 'fuckboi' in conversation lately, I finally googled it. Shakespearean.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
For the past few months I tried going off medication because it seemed ridiculous to be consuming that much and I w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Being an adult is opening the dishwasher and yelling "ARE THESE CLEAN OR DIRTY?" until you die
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
fucking ridiculous to take something that is obviously a joke and even labelled a joke straight after its made... a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
Internet: Look at this ridiculous new gadget that must be for super lonely people! Everyone: hahaha WTF? A headles… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
If you don't steal your partner's hot chips, are you even in love? pic.twitter.com/8A55PFTPqg
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Sad face @SimuLiu pic.twitter.com/kLkB4mVph9
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Watched a bit of the Lego movie. It was so intense I felt like I was in a coma and was watching the world go by at 500% speed
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
We're releasing an album soon pic.twitter.com/JwmhYTCLKu
June 27th 2016
@natalietran
I know it's just a flu but I've heard enough cat stories to know you're dying when a cat sits at the end of your bed pic.twitter.com/cGVkU1TOdx
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
come over here and love me
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
is it inappropriate to go to a meeting with a hot water bottle under your shirt? I'm cool with people thinking it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Once every five years I think a juicer is a good idea
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
I keep friends for a long time because they’ve seen me without makeup so it’s either a lifelong friendship or they have to die.
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who actually enjoy eating salad Angel: You are unstoppable
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
Have you ever finished a crossword puzzle with someone? I don't want to be dramatic but I'm calling it the best blo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
It confounds me that people think it's appropriate to be so late to appointments. It's entirely rude. I always make… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want children. Then I remember cats aren't children
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Despite all the hype, no stranger has offered me candy?
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
I wish. Then someone would be uploading pic.twitter.com/CxmsAG9FXD
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is waking up and seeing the light from the sun forcing its way in around the edges of the blinds.
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
started to tell a story and my 7 yo niece pulls out her knitting. I mean, it wasn't going to be a long story but ok pic.twitter.com/BdYpJv1zmG
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
Justin Trudeau is that friend your partner will eventually leave you for. You suspect Justin's secretly evil. He must be.
February 14th 2016
@natalietran
When you finish studying you stop trying to figure out how to spell words. You just pick another word instead.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Autocorrect, I’ve got this. It’s an in joke. You had to be there.
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I want to feel the sun on my skin with you
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
I want a baby so much. Oh wait, just saw one eating food. Don't worry.
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Did it. Loved it. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm waiting to see a @richardbranson quote that talks about how lying in bed and eating m&ms lead to his success *crosses fingers*
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
RT @doddleoddle : oh there’s a name for BOYS LIKE YOOOOU out now in the UK!!! :) orcd.co/boyslikeyou
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm just kidding. First love isn't fun.
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Today I only ate 5 of my feelings
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
I just don't get any of this
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Worcestershire sauce twitter.com/BrokeNdSad/sta…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
+ hope you're happy and well
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
JT was in the video. Read this about his experience being an Asian man. This is about being an ally to each other… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Just rewatched the last few eps of sex and the city. Why does carrie leave the artist? I forgot about the artist. Stick with him.
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thisisamplify : We played a game of 'Have You Ever' with @natalietran & found out some pretty interesting things
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine being a grandparent and knowing people are silently fighting to not say hello to you on the other end of the phone
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
At some point buying sunglasses started to become a task too complicated for my skill set
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : #RetainThis pic.twitter.com/THvJTcYahJ
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I'll stop tweeting. I tweet a lot when I'm trying to avoid work but the time has come. *spots bat signal in sky*
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
The one time I get a strike, no video. Gutter balls? Got it. Captured. Let's remember those forever. pic.twitter.com/mSkIfy1ktG
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Asking a fit person what they did that morning is like hearing about a parallel universe.
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I can't believe it's only Tuesday. It feels like be made love to and then taken out to high tea day.
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adilray : Those who point fingers of blame to Muslims and immigrants and those that prop them up as columnists, pundits or programme gue…
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been a spy but I have been able to look at a price tag without the sales assistant noticing
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
came across my chiropractor on a dating app and kind of want to swipe because I love the idea of him cracking my back for free
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
everyone had a friend who had a dad like this twitter.com/archeometrie/s…
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
going to this to see @mickyb273 and because he told me AFL was hot boys football? Nice to see it's true. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Today I told someone I was going to "catch some waves on the weekend" What lies did you tell?
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Don't let people make you feel bad about who you are. I don't and I have no friends now.
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SalwaBarmaky : Medical student say we care. #detentionharmshealth please share to bring them here!! @Kon__K @drstewart_MSF @natalietran …
December 28th 2017
@natalietran
My partner explained what he thought the show Will & Grace was about- a sham marriage they participate in for some… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is definitely how to get me to commit to things. hahaha I have no idea what any of your tweets mean. can't wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
It would be boring if you didn't always go to the wrong escalator first
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about kids is how early they want cake. Eldest niece is learning to write at school and wrote this c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ferrisjabr : If you put chalk under a powerful microscope—white cliffs of Dover type chalk, not the modern blackboard variety—you will s…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite people ever, Derek @veritasium , on The Project last night! Might be bias but he's the best. He'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
I want to be @Racheldoesstuff more than I want to be Ethan Hunt pic.twitter.com/bekRNzE2FI
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
New favourite hobby: Buying people better presents than their partners
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @xxYunz : @natalietran In order to reclaim a name, you have to acknowledge the history and derogatory term in the first place. The next s…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
"yeah.. we are- we are bloody bastards" If you don't know about the Aus and the US deal Trump is upset about, Dan… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Conversations about how not all protein powders taste terrible and you just have to find the right one, turn me on.
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
Wow. Rowan made me a really gorgeous and delicious brunch and I'd tell him but he keeps telling me.
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
A friend bought me cupcakes and when I asked why they replied 'because when people like you, they're nice to you. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. What's wrong with me? I can't tell if I keep refusing to accept something because it means 1. everyone else w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Just putting it out there that @lucifersjocks got me a present and because I know he has notifications on for my tw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
I never felt desperation to get concert tickets until my niece came along. Now I'm meeting people in alleyways paying double for The Wiggles
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
GC, my bodyguard @timminchin is touring. He is proficient at music twitter.com/Ticketek_AU/st…
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
... so passive aggressive. Fun to eat alone too... instagram.com/p/BkWRFnjnAt7/…
April 14th 2019
@natalietran
I’m getting really tired of radiating sexual energy
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
Remember when you would pick profile pictures because they looked good? I'm in that age bracket now where I pick av… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2016
@natalietran
Clothes tags showing. The enemy of looking like you have your shit together.
October 24th 2016
@natalietran
Best season of Black Mirror so far. Thanks @charltonbrooker for 6 fantastic films!
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
overseas and brought last week's vid files instead of this. Apologies & here are some outtakes from last week's vid amp.twimg.com/v/ba95925b-2dc…
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Alex @Bballforeverfb has nailed the clap @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/13XPg1DmXu
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Guys they got me another one pic.twitter.com/N5bJCrpLxL
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
Time to start thinking up stories so I have things to tell people when they ask what I have planned for the weekend
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
We should wake up together
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AlexGreenwich : Survey forms being sent out from tmrw. To win we need all supporters to return them with a big YES tick, and make sure f…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Is this getting old? Last John Mayer concert I paid a few hundred to sit on the floor. Now I'm like "hm they have a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney Kings, you're breaking my heart.
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
I don't leave my house often but when I do, it's to go to the zoo with Will Smith instagram.com/p/BeFLK48HHUE/… pic.twitter.com/aTzbkUH5zE
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @AdrianneHRLC : Anti-democratic laws being rushed through by @DanielAndrewsMP will impact the rights and freedoms of all Victorians. Nobo…
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
What lunatic decided people wanted to buy bunches of celery? You only need two stalks. In any recipe. Ever.
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
Loving all the backlash for the nsw transport promo video. Especially that coming people who I know have been involved in promos before
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
When I heard a robot had killed someone today, I knew that a small percentage of my friendship circle also whispered, "The Singularity"
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
cool series by @sweetjustice you can check out youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8zAs…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
This. Best Friend by Rex Orange County open.spotify.com/track/47Bg6IrM…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NO, JAN. IT'S NOT."
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : Amy Shark talking about how Russell Crowe is a fan- “You never know, we could go on tour together.” #TheProjectTV
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If your partner always leaves you the crusts of bread, does that mean they don't love you? pic.twitter.com/e2Q4Kng25Y
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : Our immigration laws have been systematically gutted of rights protections & flooded with personal powers. That's why Dut…
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Drs4Refugees : When the excitement of a political agenda overrides proper planning. Shame on Chris Bowen who put this wretched... https:…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
*walks into ocean* twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
look, not usually a fan of forcing moments but I'm still waiting for someone to call me 'shorty' Just, like, when… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
A nice knit is the miniskirt of mens apparel
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. I randomly message poor @ronnychieng every now and then out of nowhere with excitement about this movie. twitter.com/Fandango/statu…
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I liked drinking alcohol. Could really use a water on the rocks right about now. Like the most h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... @Sethrogen 's twitter feed is my downloads folder pic.twitter.com/QDy4iQHh3S
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
So jealous of everyone at @vidcon I wish crowds of people didn't scare me. Hope you're having a wonderful time doing that IRL thing!
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
I took a couple of photos outside without him so my punishment was physical activity catch up. @veritasium pic.twitter.com/Rq9LBTJL25
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
I only go leave my house to talk to other people about what they watch when they're at home.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
ooft my bad. Sorry. Didn't realise he thought of the name, had read her saying she was the owner. They had enough… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
me: how strong do you like your tea? person: strong. me, panicking: is this strong enough? person: stronger. me, s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 10th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck I'm gorgeous. Enjoy. You're welcome. xoxo pic.twitter.com/tnET8v8HRz
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
writing something. Do you find it weird to read about video calls in books? If you read about twitter etc. in a sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I hope the characters of @MadMen_AMC think about me as much as I think about them
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
I place all important information in the fridge vegetable drawer of my brain
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
googles how many calories crying burns
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
watched a video today where a photographer was showing how he touched up his photos. He hovered his mouse over the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
I thought the song Ridin' was actually Writin' and was a song about censorship of written word. Seemed much more po… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
... but... but Dunkirk? When are you going to watch Dunkirk? It ends TODAY. It's 4k twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Quite annoyed that in arguments or moments of rage, I've never remembered to put a curse on someone while pointing angrily at the sky
November 17th 2016
@natalietran
getting older is accepting that you won't figure out what some notifications on your phone mean
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to track down the person who sold my mum the dress she just gave me and I'm going to tiger uppercut them.
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
I was going so well with not using Twitter for a little. Now I've been back on for one day and already I've gained… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Filming a vid for tomorrow. It's actually last year's xmas script. Are people are still talking about oscar selfies? pic.twitter.com/kqCJBBMVUP
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Mum turned to me after the photo, hugged me, and said, "All I could ask for now is for you to get rid of that mole."
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @OrgPhysics : I don’t believe what I’m seeing here pic.twitter.com/McWbs8eX1S
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
Favourite ethical (preferably eco friendly) underwear brands? Need to bribe some people into doing me favours so fancy is good
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
Just putting the finishing touches on it now! pic.twitter.com/4tz712UDeo
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
When they say comfortable with Vietnamese I hope they mean comfortable living at home with your parents til you're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AFPgraphics : More than 410,000 Rohingya have fled violence in Myanmar. Videographic in EN u.afp.com/4amu & FR https://t.co/yuJ…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Gotta love standing in a lift and saying, "oh no. We're one person over the limit"
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
My late 20s involves a lot of conversation about what to do while you wait for your car to be serviced. It's a lot like GIRLS or SaTC
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
happy book week! youngest niece did her first book week dress up and asked why my sister didn't also make her the c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I like how I say "I'm not hungry but I could eat" like it's hard
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
For anyone who saw my private french man video (what a sentence) this is the effort I expect from you pic.twitter.com/5wpZ3yQ9a3
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha love this. Agree with @raychenviolin . Don't trust people who don't like the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto instagram.com/p/Boq371qDg2F/…
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been in a zombie apocalypse but I have been at a party when the cheese platter is brought out
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
"We're not going to be quiet" @KKeneally at today's rally #letthemstay #HometoBilo pic.twitter.com/6sTxKgdY1e
May 6th 2019
@natalietran
Don't usually use twitter like this but, it's a great site, hopefully word gets around. Can someone please tell bi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
... looking at an old photo and realised my mum made me put a jumper on UNDER a flower girl's dress. Mum. Come. On. pic.twitter.com/gmNf1WCIT2
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Nauru refugee dies of suspected heart failure smh.com.au/federal-politi… via @smh
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ms_michellelaw : Donate whatever you can spare! Let's free Aboriginal mums in WA prisons who can’t afford their fines. https://t.co/w1uS…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Here’s 6 people who’ve come out calling for #KidsOffNauru that I want you to call to thank. Critical as at tipping point Thank…
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New vid up today! Make sure your parents aren't on the home landline and turn on your modem
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
can never predict my family chat pic.twitter.com/YZZd2UewPB
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
tried to do the sneaky late follow back on instagram but @TroyKinne noticed... after I noticed how often he hinted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
oh no, I'm one of those mums who forwards her kids things she wants them to enter twitter.com/FilmFestsAus/s…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
New life mission: To be in a Tom Cruise action movie. I could be a background extra, I can learn martial arts. Anything. How to do this
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason, I really thought I would have been in a ton of pressing-buzzers-in-gameshow situations by this stage of life
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Yes! I have! I'm going to read this twitter.com/ANMMuseum/stat…
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't often write about what I eat but today I ate half a banana before noticing the peel was still on. So I guess I'm a foodie after all.
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Hateful attack. So much sorrow and love for the families and friends of those killed in Istanbul.
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Do women really drop their clothes off like they do in movies? Without screaming “TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! DON’T LOOK AT ME” Asking for a friend
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Some variation of socialism that doesn't make people so angry/scared. Who doesn't want things like universal health… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can you fall in love with someone online who you've never met? I think I just did pic.twitter.com/pLHnPR8B8v
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VP : All marriages at their root are about love. In America, our laws now recognize that simple truth. #LoveWins today & we couldn't be …
July 5th 2016
@natalietran
So heartbreakingly awful and an example of how desperate most people are when they make that journey twitter.com/smh/status/750…
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
some photos from a while ago pic.twitter.com/d2himR3kAl
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
I managed to touch my toes this morning without screaming. I want in on Cirque Du Soleil.
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't mind the idea of not having children but I just realised if you have 2/3 kids, you can play most boardgames. Always! Fuck!
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
Only because eggs are in the news today, here's a little about my romantic relationship with eggs and going vegan tinyurl.com/zyyblub
October 2nd 2016
@natalietran
GO big sporting event that's happening tonight! Do it! Do sports!
July 19th 2017
@natalietran
Hugs from your best friend always feel the best. Sorry, I mean crying yourself to sleep feels the best. No, wait, I mean the worst.
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @LesStonehouse : Made me laugh... and then I felt a bit sad. #auspol pic.twitter.com/snQ4fzKq6K
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
It's so unfair how quickly people expect you to get over someone. They're all 'you didn't even date, you didn't even know them'
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
Blank space @veritasium instagram.com/p/w6Z4kepxQr/
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Haven’t been up to date with The Bachelor/Bachelor in Paradise shows but judging from the ads, it seems good lookin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I remember seeing one of Nash's shorts years ago and loving it so much. Now he's someone who is… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't often fangirl but you know, The @Jacksons
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @JamesMelville : Best newspaper correction ever. pic.twitter.com/VzllYW7wBX
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
About to get in to some night time reading with the lovely tea set @veritasium got me. Getting older is great. Peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
I've just donated to the #RedShieldAppeal. If you want to help, donate now. salvationarmy.org.au/donate kmart.com.au/wishingtree
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Just found out my 3 year old niece is actually 2.
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
How do people have the patience for lavish christmas light displays? I have shoes I've not untied for years because they're double knotted.
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
new hair pic.twitter.com/V6C0mvepDd
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : NEW VIDEO youtu.be/9PKrG1UTbO4 In this vid my cat plays King Feline III - Eater of Foods. Enjoy! https://t.co/OarEIO36…
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. According to the song, which is obviously factual, the other reindeer made fun of Rudolph and were only kind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
ooft! twitter.com/PatriotCoburn/…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Whoever keeps selling my mum new sim cards, I am going to find you.
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
Adele doesn't want you to be happy
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : While @ASRC1 lawyers do all they can to do 850+ refugees applications by Oct 1 u can help #KeepThemSafe by Donating: https://t.…
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
I don't know how but I went to make a cup of tea, came back to the computer, and somehow ended up in a conversation… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
Will take it as a personal attack if any ytber here for vidcon doesn't fly to sydney and have tea with me after. I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
concerned that a lot of my fantasies would have right wing twitter accounts I'd block
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
same. I send photos to Nick Jonas constantly twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
My friend and I accidentally booked ourselves into an incredibly romantic ranch and now I don't know if I should pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Love it!! Can't wait to visit this library. So many cool looking spaces. twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve always had this gut feeling that I’d look really good on the arm of a billionaire
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
How wonderful was @troyesivan on @nbcsnl ! <3 youtube.com/watch?v=C59j0R…
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
something/people to think about while buying online. motherjones.com/politics/2012/… (thanks for the share @danilic )
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Do you sell chains for reading glasses?" "We do! Is this for a parent?" "Sure. Why not."
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
wow! twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
x The first bad break up I had was after 7 years together and I thought it would never stop hurting. It gets to a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Actual dilemma: Wanting to hire costumes that cost more than the video will make
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
The @ASRC1 telethon is on tomorrow, can't wait to ask for money from people on the phone for a good cause for once.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Asked my niece for a slice of her apple. She licked it to claim ownership. Kid, if you think a lick is going to st… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
so into @rexorangecounty twitter.com/awxsabrina/sta…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Are you enrolled to vote? Make sure! check.aec.gov.au/?fbclid=IwAR2g…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Please go support gorgeous indie channel @anthonypadilla Really pleased to see the little push got youtube's atten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2019
@natalietran
excellent day involving vg afternoon tea followed by some new piercings. Like all excellent days. pic.twitter.com/Ov9KZmBsZb
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
excellent emailing @mjhawley ... pic.twitter.com/1DZuJ2QzsB
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
my week's appointments belong to a much richer, more attractive woman
September 4th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a brilliant day today with @AMPFoundation . Thanks for having me and thanks to all the candidates for being so inspiring. Good luck!
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
because I'm very punctual every Wednesday pic.twitter.com/j32UYLIcAW
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Met some very talented, ambitious young people. It was exhausting.
November 28th 2015
@natalietran
Just texted my sister "Hey. Did we buy tickets to @taylorswift13 for tonight?" "That was four years ago." "Missed it then." "Yes."
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Listen, I don't mean to talk about how hot I am but I just caught my reflection in the hotel elevator on the way ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
seriously though, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets John Mayer writing Your Body Is A Wonderland for her. When I dated a mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
Remember wanting to make things? Now I just want to watch action movies with dad, eat chips with my nieces, and never check emails again.
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
September 24th 2017
@natalietran
I like to go online and look at beginner hip hop dancing classes, imagine a new me, and then resume my normal life about once a year
October 18th 2019
@natalietran
At the end of it all we have are the relationships with our selves and with others how frightening how motivating h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : I got so much wonderful advice from all of you today, the last day of my twenties. Thank you ❤️ Here’s the best advice I can…
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
Would Hillary have fired you? I don't know. What do you think about not knowing. I. don't. know.
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ArifHRLC : Days after our Gov was found responsible for the preventable death of a 24yrs old refugee, on Manus a man with a broken leg i…
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Cannot move bed frame back. Will have to sleep in living room forever
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
started writing an outline to a dreadfully kitsch idea based off stuff that's been happening lately but I'm hoping… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
Somebody take me to the tea festival this year? Last year I wanted to take someone and when they rejected my offer… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so excited to share my upcoming project with you guys! I've been work- just kidding. I'm about to watch a zac efron movie.
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
This place is for couples. No worries pic.twitter.com/4KOjVOpFnn
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
* watches friend pull ice creams out of freezer and start eating theirs straight away like an ignoramus. Puts ice c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nobody can understand a relationship they're not a part of- sometimes you can't even understand the relationships y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
To be fair, if I became president I’d also introduce a crazy ban.⁰Nobody funnier or prettier than me allowed. All men must also grow beards
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Poor @RowanJones_ . He was teamed up with me for and we got smashed. All I can do is pick uniforms. @EASPORTSFIFAANZ pic.twitter.com/86CQGRhkjC
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Not to brag but I'm about to see a movie and nobody is here pic.twitter.com/o2epSPzVUm
June 14th 2017
@natalietran
happy book day to @AnnaAkana ! X twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Mental illness is incredibly frustrating and fucking sucks. Lifeline on 13 11 14 Suicide Call Back Service on 130… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Trying to start exercising again. So sore. Can't move without swearing. On the plus side though, really excited to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
haha good work @wongfupro youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
To the family whose car I jumped in front of in the street and did a strange dance to, my apologies. I thought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
First love is fun and all but you lose a lot of cds and books in the end.
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine having kids and then they make friends and then you have to talk to more people :(
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Filming last bits today and tomorrow. Sorry, went away for a few days last week. Should be up Wednesday. On the dot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
Toast: the dinner you eat when your partner is away
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : Time is running out! Can you help us reach our target of raising $100,000 this week while all donations are being matched…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Angel: God, I'm so sorry but you forgot to assign me to a job. Should I go and make a beautiful person who will hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You can also call if you hate me as well. 20th of June I'll be in Melbourne with @ASRC1 for their telethon taking… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I want a whole screen dedicated to @AndrewGaze10 at every @SydneyKings game <3 pic.twitter.com/kWAsjcA48g
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
This is just getting ridiculous. smh.com.au/federal-politi…
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
attractive person: I hate being cat called, Stupid random people trying to pick me up. me: … yeah it SUCKS. It happ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
Made this card for mum's bday. That night she emails: But you should try exercise. You're not fat. Soft. pic.twitter.com/zhHUotdke8
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Personally, I think humble pie actually tastes ok after a few bites. Always trust the people who truly love you ove… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Odd name for a whale but ok pic.twitter.com/D1xbLYi8hU
November 27th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'm going to figure out how to double side print things without mistakes. Then the world IS MINE
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like this and know it's a joke about Trump... but I feel that card twitter.com/studioexec1/st…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
Fark. I just found my new show youtu.be/knH-SRGnWBA
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
fucking, fine, youth culture. *googles 'what does fuck boi mean*
September 12th 2016
@natalietran
10 Years! I got a wonderful surprise today! > youtu.be/f_lYioHJBlU < pic.twitter.com/zTcPdW6klw
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
anyone here have access to a skywriter? Can we put a more positive message up in the sky today?
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
and we all thought the world would end when the bees died pic.twitter.com/jijuPWFAAx
November 29th 2016
@natalietran
You can't stand in someone's kitchen without having to ask "Where's your bin?" Stop hiding your bins
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I love my Twitter crushes. I want to print out their avatars, put them on my walls, and talk to them at night.
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adambspencer : This will be a cracking watch; New film @vitamaniamovie about the science of vitamins #vitamania: youtu.be/GpcUHAlBpnI
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
try. harder. What's wrong with you people? I just want you to have a great day! JUST HAVE ONE twitter.com/Zamuroy/status…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I guess it's time to get those prescription sunnies pic.twitter.com/lXRs75W6Ef
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Would watch this show for maybe 4 seasons until it became more about the people than the wallabies. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
good twitter.com/lesbianrhapsod…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate missing teenager Eden Perry. → bitly.com/2MccWDQ https:…
March 8th 2015
@natalietran
loving this guy, @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/l8CVwJiEPn
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Don't let the government say on your behalf that you agree to human cruelty just because you want there to be a better way to process.
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
My heart is with those in Sweden #staysafe pic.twitter.com/3rWeM1TGbT
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
have been so in to Ancient Egypt lately and keep trying to steer conversation towards it to no avail. friend: Can y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
I hope models see me in my stained pyjamas and think "She looks so good. It's her short legs and long torso...no way I could pull that off"
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
John Wick needs to sit down, take a deep breath, and have a cup of tea.
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
today will be fantastic pic.twitter.com/ZMAVxgIEFG
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
I love seeing posters for lost cats. Your cat isn't lost, man. Cats don't get lost. Your cat left you.
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
hairdressers are an integral part of the break down hairdresser: How was your 2018 in the end? me: It was awesome… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Oh, Sydney, stop being gorgeous pic.twitter.com/n4reQRntKa
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever my partner is out of the house I eat biscuits and crackers like I'm in the apocalypse and just found a stocked bunker
August 1st 2016
@natalietran
A kid skateboarded down the shopping aisle I was in with a gopro and then filmed a 360 video of the pasta section. Subscribed
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Loved this video, the honesty, and courage to share Much love to @ingridnilsen twitter.com/ingridnilsen/s…
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
Having someone ask to watch a movie with you and then having them not be available to watch it immediately at relea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw << This week's vid in case you missed it yesterday :)
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
This is awfully cynical but I don't trust people who are best friends with their sibling. You can get along, you ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
people who wash their hair every day are overachievers
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
One of the movie tropes I understand the least is kids in high school being upset that they have to eat lunch alone… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Subtle Asian Traits
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
fifth kid out! theguardian.com/world/live/201…
April 11th 2016
@natalietran
If I could have one superpower it would be making everyone in the world disappear when I have to reverse park
November 13th 2017
@natalietran
A stranger tried to help guide me while I reverse parked my car. I decided I would not trust his judgement but woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Usher’s song Love in This Club has the lyrics: You ever made love to a thug In the club with his sights on '87 jea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'm just saying, it sounds like he does have ulterior motives pic.twitter.com/v8VixzYGnz
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
babies with too much hair make me feel weird but happy
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
Teenage me watched the bbc pride and prejudice on repeat, ate kilos of chocolate, and researched acne cream. Adult me does this also.
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
I say things that are so left, people get offended and think I'm right. Saying everybody should have access to good education is CENTRE.
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @markhumphries : I can confirm guests include @adamliaw , @natalietran , @Jan__Fran , @lauramoates , @mayorofeasyst and @charlesfirth . https:…
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
my sister serves it well pic.twitter.com/P0PHREIUiV
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @terry_tierney : @natalietran Hi Natalie, Could I please get a RT? Scoliosis is something that has impacted my partner ( @Leilahhh ) her…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
if you haven't seen it, the trailer for Content @Daley_Pearson @charlottenicdao @ABCTV twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Difference: No campaigners feel victimised yet hold all the power and deny others equal rights. The Yes text asks people for equal rights.
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
anyone here who has a set of caran d'ache luminance pencils? Picking between the 40 and 76 and wondering if it's worth the leap in price?
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
let my nieces pick my outfit for tonight and now I look like a hooker in a broadway musical
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
hmm... theguardian.com/australia-news…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry my video will be late this week. I've got a flu because I'm an Aussie in England and I don't know how people live when it's so cold :(
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
Which store keeps selling religious preachers amps? Why do they never have audio troubles?
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
I wish I could meet the person who did this and ask them if they needed a cup of tea, offer to listen to their stor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
he was. He's done it several times. So have many friends. The amount of times I put wigs on people is up there with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
nine years ago (jesus) @perkyWL wrote me this song full of video references and a friend sent it to me last night.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the movie poster of them standing back to back twitter.com/washingtonpost…
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really sorry I couldn't have everyone along this time x
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
What Do People Do with Photos of Food? youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q new vid if you missed #ratwater because that hashtag will definitely take off
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney rally tomorrow at 1pm Town Hall pic.twitter.com/S4PoZXsWSH
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die twitter.com/Twitter/status…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
We’ll give up plastic straws and tweet passionately... about the Amazon, yet few of us make space in our worldview… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just checked in to a gorgeous room with a view. Don't worry, closed the curtains immediately. This isn't some house party rave.
March 1st 2015
@natalietran
Leaving london :( any final place you must have scones? I need to make everyone who sells scones uncomfortable while I eat in front of them
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MollyE007 : @natalietran My beautiful parents-in-law and my husband
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Martin Place Sydney Show compassion This family have contributed to Aus #letthemstay #HomttoBilo pic.twitter.com/Jo6QHYJCqI
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
You'd think lying in bed in my underwear eating nachos would feel good. It doesn't. It feels gross. And fantastic.
December 12th 2014
@natalietran
Store open again! babyiknow.com Apologies but I'm bound to stuff things up at LEAST once* *once means more pic.twitter.com/rp0kkEyeiC
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Perhaps it's the hormones talking but I really think cake tastes better if you cry into it as you eat it
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I understand disliking the idea of influencers but be consistent. Hate all celebrity. That makes sense. Otherwise why are you really upset?
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
When people compliment me I want to punch them in the face
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
Life is uncertain but I do know that I will die with a hairband on my wrist
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: Who’s going to drive while we’re in LA? I’ve never driven there before. Me: Don’t worry. I’ve driven there… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
My parents have visited me twice in one week just to have a slice of cake and see how I'm doing. It's so lovely tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
INTERESTING. So are you in crush with your best friend? Tell me everything. I'm exporting. I have 23 minutes twitter.com/oo_maumau_oo/s…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
The way this ball tampering is taking over Aussie news is ridiculous. It's not an episode of The Bachelor.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @MissKwigglett : @natalietran depends, did you make your top 8 ten years ago, or have you secretly been really into MySpace and JUST made…
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly in awe of the strength of women everywhere. Happy International Women's Day to all.
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot shake that the intellectual folk in Boston who started 'OK' as a joke about misspelt slang were unknowingly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
A teenager with abs called me 'madam' pic.twitter.com/ir5FMLoX68
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
wild twitter.com/ZonePhysics/st…
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
In all honestly. As soon as I get home, I'll see none of my friends or family and make a video pic.twitter.com/AdA0KgNycC
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, internet article, “make my day” Do it.
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
glitter tattoos with my nieces is this how #coachella works? pic.twitter.com/BnHlr70PUA
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Just disgusting. m.smh.com.au/federal-politi…
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
One time I was standing on the side of the street when a car pulled up and the person said "Nat, I watch your vide… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @dangolding : Shut it down. There'll never be a better actor interview than Mendo breaking down his career here youtube.com/watch?v=IpbcKz…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Netherfield park is let at last twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
estimated income of two US household incomes on an episode of your WEB show and weeks to edit ONE episode and you don’t have the monetary
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
my mum got sent a bouquet of flowers and is having a meltdown. She called and then started texting pic.twitter.com/ZFFIFkk5cS
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SarahRubyWrites : RT if you'd pretend not to speak English if @realmarklatham tried to talk to you in public. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
Trump saying our Prime Minister is worse than him when it comes to the treatment of asylum seekers. Sick burn, bro.
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
new vid up later today! Also, here's a gift I was given "Ohmygosh how did you know?!" "I saw your search history." pic.twitter.com/mjTKd25iLq
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the feedback and recommendations yesterday! Really appreciate it and will look into them
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really enjoy taking baths? With candles and stuff? I just feel the panic of being in a room alone with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
Human rights have been politicised. Our governments have broken International law. This is a crime. Our governments have committed a crime
January 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Shouting my new mate Nesta a kebab because kebabs rock and so does Nesta ( and his lovely gf ) #OneLessStranger pic.twitter.com/yP9E8rCysm
August 9th 2019
@natalietran
ohmygosh it's here! Trailer for Mr. Inbetween S2 and look how hot it is!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=5S8oQu…
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
I poached an egg today. In a saucepan. Like a youtube tutorial. I'm ready for 2015.
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
niece: why are you slowing down? me: I'm tired niece: we're all tired me: fair pic.twitter.com/2bNQcfuryf
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
Think positive. Yes, you got catfished but also, someone out there was replying to your texts and emails promptly.
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
You would think standing in the hallway screaming, "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD" would eventually lead to a neighbour offering me dinner. But no.
April 27th 2017
@natalietran
Adults love a good dip and some crackers
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Me: I'll start baking the cake now Clock: It's 12am! You won't finish until at least 3 Me: No, I'll finish before then 3am: Wassup
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
. @ABCTV I would like to pitch a new show where I play just The Sims 1 with all the old crew from @GoodGameTV rosebudrosebudrosebudrosebud
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly fighting urge to kidnap twins, put them in separate rooms, and ask many questions.
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
She's six now! Someone please invent something really quickly to stop her from getting any older but also allow fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Ok. That's it. I've put off not being tall and gorgeous for long enough.
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: You know what? I might have a wine tonight friend: You have a whine every night me: *laughs for two hours* friend: I regret everything
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
This is crazy. I did this today too twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
She may seem perfect, and gorgeous, and lovely You'll think she likes you I mean I thought she loved me -- I want t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
really want to become a pro athlete so that I an achieve something on the court/field then wink, kiss my hand, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 18th 2019
@natalietran
Looking to do something different a couple of days a week. Thanks to this lovely network I’ve been able to do some… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm thinking about finally entering an Elvis Tribute Artist Contest. Has anybody entered one? Anyone? *echo* Anyone? Anyone? I'm serious
November 30th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I feel like time is running out for me to become a successful 25 year old millionaire :( :( :(
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve taken so many LinkedIn photos for friends I’m like the Annie Leibovitz of corporate appropriate profile pictures.
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : It's our host-with-the-most @natalietran ! Tune into our FB LIVE experiment in 30 minutes to see her in action> https://t.c…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
ooft going through my old uni transcripts and I don't know what was happening with this 94 mark but I obviously ban… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Let’s skip the fake politeness, Belinda, you know why I’m here. I want the same burger I’ve ordered every day this week.
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
personally I like to save up all things tell your family that will disappoint them for the festive season. It's very dramatic 10/10
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
That time Will Smith provided a backing track when I wanted to kiss a wombat. See. Life is weird. pic.twitter.com/sIpUnfteHT
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
me: happy valentines day, 2am 2am: I'm actually seeing someone else me: fuck you
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : “National security does not lie in the fairytale of border security; it does not repose in the ongoing torture of free human b…
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
I've never looked at a hens/bachelorette party and thought, "That looks like fun, I wish I were a part of that. There won't be any fights."
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Finished work. Filmed beautiful models all day. Had to pretend was full at lunch because beautiful people don't eat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2018
@natalietran
This whole Aziz Ansari thing makes me wonder WHAT is consent these days? If you can't keep hassling and pushing for… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Kuwait mosque bomb toll rises to 25 dead: ministry u.afp.com/ZJJD pic.twitter.com/JEICtryjpO
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations @raychenviolin ! Listening right now and what a treat to the senses twitter.com/deccaclassics/…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
final one for today- made a donation gift instead of the usual at @Camp_Quality campquality.org.au/donate go on, you know you want to
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Will be at the sydney march tomorrow, hope to see you there! Here's where they are around aus theguardian.com/australia-news…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Amazing. Channel nine news just had a story that was essentially: a rich person is on holidays and has a big boat i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Scott Morrison is PM for a week and ▪️agreed bisexuals make his “skin curl”, ▪️announced conversion therapy is legal and no…
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
this is the hashtag content I sign up to Twitter for
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait, do you have to kill the lemmings in this scenario? No. NO. What the frak is this brutal game? LEAVE NO MAN BE… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Today mum told me, "Sometimes I don't want to brush my hair or wash my face either... but I do. I do."
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
sorry I'm late, I really didn't want to come.
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
video chat with mum Mum: Can you see me? Me: yup! Can you see me? Mum: no Me: Oh, let me try again Mum: It's ok. I don't care if I see you
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Staircase Superiority Syndrome >> youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 << pic.twitter.com/dqbL4qp5Vl
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
favourite sports tweet? twitter.com/thehistoryguy/…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
This has happened maybe three times in 6 years. And I love it. Cats know what they're doing pic.twitter.com/UyNZKsQqW0
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
How the fuck am I putting ON weight? All I've eaten is a kebab every day for a fortnight
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @BenjaminJS : Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. https://t.co/hsd…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
your reminder that this account soothes any stress and is a pleasure twitter.com/SylvanianUK/st…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Can't imagine what it's like to be be lgbtqi in Australia right now. I'm really sorry you're going through this. Please know you're loved
November 20th 2015
@natalietran
cya, China and HK. Sorry to the girl in HK wearing my shirt who I screamed at. You didn't turn around. That's cool pic.twitter.com/GP19BCFLNq
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
stay safe, melbourne x
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
Free this morning if someone wants to take me out to a nice breakfast or high tea and pretend the election didn't happen
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
to the lifeguard at the pool today: I know you were just standing there to put the pressure on. You knew I couldn't finish that lap :(
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
[Rowan sends me edits to do] Rowan: Listen, one is an event with models. Don't get upset because they look good. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
too many babies in grocery stores with smokers cough
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : 这不是一个华语成语。 twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for this question but anyone here know any vegan friendly shampoos/haircare in Sydney that refill bottles? I know, I'm lots of fun
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
hmm.. "The One Nation of today is a very different beast to what it was 20 years ago..." Nope, same monster. abc.net.au/news/2017-02-1…
August 15th 2015
@natalietran
Doing a puzzle at 12.15am watching 30 rock. Then they make a joke about people doing puzzles in their time off pic.twitter.com/3nU0H1Gnyj
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
so excited for @illyal to get to collab with me #blessed twitter.com/illyal/status/…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of sdsdsv_15_pleasejustapprove.prproj
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and we won! pic.twitter.com/CBpwuq54hm
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
when you're a woman, every day you receive excellent news twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to put in your Usher cd and drive
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
"what else did we need to get?" "ice blocks and chocol-" "toothpaste" "toothpaste"
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've been cheating on English Breakfast with Darjeeling lately and things are getting serious
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
hah! very starry night twitter.com/NASAJPL/status…
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
pancakes
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It has been seven years and the cat still hates me
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
woot! Shirts and posters arrived today so keep an eye out for them at #YTFF if you're there! Tickets: goo.gl/LLD7NU pics soon
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
New hobby: Meeting people and saying, "That's a cute name. I think I might name my boat that."
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Mark and Jason have just opened a new cafe and they're such lovely souls you should swing by xx flow espresso pic.twitter.com/iopgIwz3n9
November 12th 2016
@natalietran
I've never robbed a bank but I've sat in a car parked illegally while waiting for someone and I think it feels the same
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
my partner hates eating out so much he thought this was a really nice offer: "Do you want to go somewhere tonight?… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
Denying people the right to get married is the opposite of love and respect. Just say you don't want people to hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anyone else tell you what to think. I don’t and I turn out to be wrong all the time.
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I had no idea 'daggy dad' was a synonym for 'cowardly person who locks people up in offshore detention centres, inc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
. @nprscottsimon is a really big fan of mine twitter.com/DanCurtissID/s…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in the US, @nashedgerton 's epic new show about a hitman, Mr Inbetween, starts Monday October 1 at 8.30pm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
I love that in tv shows, people’s enemies are good looking members of the opposite sex. Mine is the old lady at the bakery who judges me.
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
client: I think you forget to log out of our yt account me: Can you see viewing history? client: yes me: :(
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
I hope my computer writes notes to its family that read, “She ignored the update notification again today. Please send help. I miss you so.”
October 24th 2017
@natalietran
At what point in life do you start understanding what customised license plates are meant to say?
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
"Which tv show do you want to watch?" "Any." browse for 2 hours "It's late. We should sleep" repeat until death.
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
what twitter.com/ABCBrokenHill/…
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
*googles how many calories do panic attacks burn*
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's a co-production and it makes sense to cast a western star to widen the appeal- it's been done the other way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
She's fucking great twitter.com/LadyJenevia/st…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I remember before Instagram when you had to guess who was insane.
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair that people like Nick Cave are touched by love and then produce incredible songs like Into My Arms… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
As someone who grew up with strict Asian parents, I love watching Western coming of age films. You kids would have… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Computer, I don’t want to update anything. Ever. Not in an hour, not tonight, not tomorrow. Now get off my lawn
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
any sydney ao dai recs?
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Daley_Pearson : Bluey's just been nominated for an Emmy. Here's the beautiful team at the studio in Brisbane
November 11th 2016
@natalietran
Candles, hey? Fancy
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever a friend tweets about sex or drugs I have to dm them for clarification because it utterly shatters my worl… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Tonight I will create an assembly line of crackers and eat them while my cat watches. Have a great Friday night!
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about how I've behaved as a crazy ex partner or friend. Do you ever get over that kind of embarrassing behaviour?
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : We're back in the AAT for the final day of our FOI asylum seeker turn back case - some details here theguardian.com/australia-news…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
There should be a place you can warn other women about dickheads
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ABAOProductions : Actual footage of @TomCruise sneaking into people’s homes to turn off motion smoothing. pic.twitter.com/76YMUMhdps
November 16th 2018
@natalietran
cutie pic.twitter.com/XIvHj85QIU
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
F1, I've missed you
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
The emails I'm getting from my parents lately are really upsetting me because they're the kind of emails you send t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
adding "won my tipping comp" to my linkedin now
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
March 13th 2015
@natalietran
F1 season, I've missed you
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
“I’ll throw my tie over my shoulder and roll up my sleeves. They’ll love it.” “They probably will” Best line in Mad Men so far
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
I wear too much tv merch to be OK
March 11th 2019
@natalietran
not sure how you define 'successful' but I'm contemplating applying for a job as an influencer's video editor becau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
heartbreaking art created by the residents in waterloo welivehere2017.com.au pic.twitter.com/qr9sgCvC67
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
uploading!
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I did a course to teach English to refugees and the teacher showed us how to instruct someone to hold a pen. She cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 26th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what a threesome feels like? Because it feels good pic.twitter.com/mOycWbE4Rb
May 8th 2019
@natalietran
heya twitter.com/sydfilmfest/st…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the intention of an attractive, redheaded assistant in a tv show with whom you share lots of witty banter
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
Why were they fogged? Only people who wear glasses would understand. We have no control over the heat our bodies and good looks produce
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Craving oranges
March 23rd 2017
@natalietran
#pray 4 people who use hashtags with spaces in them. And for Pauline. She is a devil. twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @GreatDebates69 : It’s here! Holiday special with guests @bjnovak and @JohnMayer ! Gather round for spirited Debates! Spotify, iTunes, wh…
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games until someone points out you’re being inappropriate and making them feel uncomfortable
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Sure, go ahead, don’t use the Oxford Comma. Send word on what utter mayhem is like while you’re there.
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason @mickyb273 didn't reply? Where do you get drugs? pic.twitter.com/30Oft54JZB
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
How would you know? twitter.com/lucifersjocks/…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
So close to calling someone up and confessing to them that I've loved them since high school. Not someone I know or… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @frankie_jay_tho : attend the tale of Sweeney Todd his skin was pale and his eye was odd but you don't really care for music, do ya?
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Relationship advice is usually pointless because nobody else can know the intricacy of what goes on in your relatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Woot @johngreen Can't wait. @PaperTownsMovie pic.twitter.com/Dnf7HNWdSh
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Tim? I 100% believe this. twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
they're incredible. #ThaiCaveRescue twitter.com/2mins_2_win_it…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
pretty terrigal pic.twitter.com/BPB2K45Lxb
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Occasionally I buy an article of clothing that's in fashion. Then it looks at me, throws its head back, and laughs.
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Watching neighbours through binoculars started off fun until I realised all apartments are filled with women eating leftover pizza at 3am
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
It's depressing how cool and fashionable the mannequins in kid's shops are.
November 1st 2018
@natalietran
that @DanielHRLC twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
A lot of people I admire mock youtube but I just saw a trailer for Bad Moms. Enough. It's even now, Hollywood. We're all shit wanting clicks
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
Why is this still a discussion? Change the date of Australia Day
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
Dad took up the violin in his late 60s and works so hard. To think I'd complain when told to practise as a kid as… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
come here
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrkocnnll : "When Steve Bannon was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind" reads, in all fairness, like a very solid opening…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks @NextShark for pointing out that I should not talk about receiving abuse from some men because it's irrespon… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
My parallel universe buddy! twitter.com/natalieet/stat…
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
For some reason the adolescent children of friends often tell me secrets that I know would shock their parents. The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 16th 2017
@natalietran
Leading up to Christmas time I like to do a Love Actually to all my friends' spouses. It's cute, they love it. It m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Too many times in a day do I have to resort to an online tutorial where some 7 year old kid shows me how to use a computer
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
Happy Vegan Day! Being vegetarian's been swell but today I'm switching to a vegan diet. Diet first then with new purchases once
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It should still count if you set your alarm and intended to follow suit
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
this Babe journalist is...
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Interesting kickstarter project: the @artiphon - a new instrument that replicates/combines a few traditional ones kickstarter.com/projects/artip…
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @nicheholas : Statement from the #HomeToBilo campaign. pic.twitter.com/ckZXisKRb5
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Nothing but respect to the woman reading this audiobook. She is doing both voices very passionately for this love scene. I'm into it.
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Carrie_Rachel : I don't understand why we don't call this hoarding. The obeisance to unchecked capitalism and materialism is a mental il…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's so hard to tell if someone likes you. When someone says the idea of being with you sounds like a nightmare, what does that mean?
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Funerals would be way more fun if people did mention dope kicks twitter.com/wesleysnipes/s…
August 23rd 2017
@natalietran
currently eating old cake while editing photos of models
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're…
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
I have the shoe collection of a much older, less mobile woman
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally sent this to a colleague instead of my best friend. People are kind. What a diplomatic reply. pic.twitter.com/Dks8DAZXO8
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
daily reminder to listen to this @rexorangecounty song youtu.be/hNpgwz8wvE8 that voice
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Looking at getting a laptop for writing. Misplaced a notepad and am paying the price. Any recommendations for somet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
person: do you think you'll make youtube videos again me: maybe. I don't know person: 10 years was a long time. I g… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Is there a job where you get to just look at photos of cats and cry all day?
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
Finished a script! All it took was three packets of biscuits and a lot of tv breaks. Filming today for upload tomor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Untitledasdasjdhakwuhauadw
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
yay! It's @russellcrowe 's birthday! Happy birthday! hoping nobody re-gifts you something from the auction
March 24th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got around to seeing Annihilation yesterday. It was terrifying. Imagine painting over a dark wall without d… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 12th 2017
@natalietran
This morning my partner told me I was talking in my sleep in an Irish accent. All the Irish gangster dreams came flooding back.
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hm seems there's no reply button on all comments so I apologise if youtube is keeping our love a secret
August 30th 2016
@natalietran
I hope this works pic.twitter.com/04KYcOAxy0
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
David's stuff always makes me smile twitter.com/thedavidferrie…
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
I even took a rest and just watched movies on other people's screens for a while. Anyhow, will try to film tomorrow! X
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel Video! This time in Austin >> youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QNW… << In which I eat all sorts of heart attacks X
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
RT @SaveMaiDuong : @natalietran PLEASE RT!!! Mai Duong looking for vietnamese donors to save her life. A Tragic Stem Cell Story: http://t.co…
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
Don't spend it all at once twitter.com/Brpron1/status… pic.twitter.com/kkzzvh5jEZ
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
If your name wasn't picked (I'm sorry) you'll also be getting emails to let you know today and throughout the week.
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
How I learn about the internet pic.twitter.com/JpNGKVyz05
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Tickled pink to have the delightfully funny @natalietran as the MC at the Human Rights Law Centre’s Fundraising Dinner in Sydn…
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @randompanda : So far I'm less than 30 seconds in and these @natalietran videos for the Galaxy S5 are on point. youtu.be/vQwA8ijoK1w?li…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/jasonsbatemans…
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
What's killing the Australian dream? twitter.com/ethics_centre/…
October 7th 2019
@natalietran
When she starts singing twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite books as a teenager. Realised I couldn't find my copy and freaked out a little, asked Ro to tak… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 30th 2016
@natalietran
I need to stay off the net, man. I never leave it not feeling outraged.
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, final one- it is genuinely hard for some people to save and buy housing. Remember that when you complain about not being able to
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
We should have known once photo booths became a regular thing how shit everything was
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
You only let me hold you when I'm sad. Then I get happier. Then you don't want to be held. Fucking nightmare pic.twitter.com/tPQ9YixKL9
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, change that to ages 13-29. I thought up a few things
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
I want the voices to go away but I also don’t want to miss out on what they say
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
smh.com.au/entertainment/… he's such a convincing actor I asked him as a friend if he had ever actually killed someon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is waiting to go to your mum's home so someone can cook you proper food again
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OivTd8EJ0R
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Hi!
January 23rd 2018
@natalietran
An old man keeps knocking on my door with a pasta sauce bottle filled with honey asking me if I want to buy it. If I die, look for him.
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : Peaceful protest continues today in #Manus prison. You have no right to cut power & water on 900 ppl who've been tortu…
January 14th 2016
@natalietran
RT @abcnews : STORY: Bomb blasts reported near #Jakarta mall ab.co/1TWICGP
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hope you find Alexandra twitter.com/SumayaHarare/s…
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
these legends took an 11 hour train to come yesterday! twitter.com/abitofpim/stat…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/miqJXUHQGU
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
It should be illegal for kangaroos to not come over and hug you pic.twitter.com/lTb1LlKYRL
March 4th 2017
@natalietran
Walking in the rain is so romantic. When you’re watching it happen from inside.
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Natalie, if you could have dinner with ANYBODY who would it be?" "Nobody" "..." "Elvis" "..." "Second Interview?" "We'll let you know"
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
me: This has been a long and full day. Can't wait for bed. Narrator: It was 1pm
August 24th 2017
@natalietran
Sydney personal trainer recommendations? Preferably someone who can get results with no work. Last part not a joke.
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Really need to marry the guy at the churros shop. Can't afford to keep living like this.
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
You can help homeless youth and support homeless week by grabbing some laces and lacing up #laceitup pic.twitter.com/8O2dmfu4F6
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Yes! Just won an F1 fantasy tipping comp! Finally, something... real... that... I....
August 27th 2018
@natalietran
Spent today editing in a supply closet and going to end it listening to @raychenviolin . It's a cinderella story
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be speaking at #Oweekender on 20th Feb with @WASHINGTONx @djtigerlily and more eventbrite.com.au/e/o-weekender-… Entry is free!
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nice opp for help and advice for any emerging creatives from Western Sydney ice.org.au/2019/09/hot-de…
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
person: what makes you happy? me: the opposite of these kind of conversations
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm that woman in the grocery store comparing identical bread loaves who looks like she's had a rough time
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
My Playstation 1 died and this may be dramatic to say, but I wish it had been someone I knew instead pic.twitter.com/8Ykqv1daFL
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was upset about how few prospects there were out there for me and then THE ROBOT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @CaseyNeistat : @natalietran she could cut lumber with a chainsaw next to me and i wouldnt wake up. pic.twitter.com/eNIyq10o8m
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
When somebody tells me I can’t achieve something, I don’t bother arguing. That’s a waste of time. Instead, I put my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Got a walkie talkie! Over Look, you can do awkward pauses on this too. Over *pause* Over pic.twitter.com/UImQSmFZbA
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Come on, @ABCTV , you're making it awkward. Renew @tonightly
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
entering the grocery store: I don’t need a shopping basket for this quick trip. 30 seconds later: I regret everything.
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
I run exactly the way I look like I'd run
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
No more Justin Bieber on @f1 coverage please. Just stop. You're mean enough to fans of the sport. We don't need that.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Endless admiration of the courage involved in this rescue, the kids, and their coach. The scope of this is terrifyi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 16th 2017
@natalietran
me: Your ex girlfriend looks so pretty in photos. What make up did she wear? partner: None? me: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
June 1st 2019
@natalietran
Now my nieces think I made up the song 'Part of Your World' from The Little Mermaid because they've not seen it. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
How do I nominate myself for an Academy Award because I just told someone it was nice hanging out and even I almost believed it.
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That dating episode of Master of None... stop using apps that reduce people to a few pictures and place emphasis on looks. Put in effort.
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @smh : Nicole Cartwright was found dead in a Sydney park with her hands bound together and a restraint collar fixed around her neck. Poli…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
You would hope twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
March 18th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << because what to do with hands This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/cmKCn7FBQG
December 19th 2016
@natalietran
I give a lot more double thumbs up to people as I get older
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: How have you been? Me: I’ve lost a bit of weight Doctor. Have you? Me: Yes. Doctor: … Me: I have
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @jacindaardern : The person who has committed this violent act has no place here. To those in Christchurch; I encourage you to stay insid…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
After ordering pizza on the phone, I habitually ended the conversation with "I love you" The pizza guy paused and… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through rice, laundry powder, peanut butter, coconut cream, pasta, and some easter goodies for delivery W… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
classy shop assistants don’t talk to you, you talk to them
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
Already confused with real life, Content is now ready to watch! Made by a bunch of legends. Except one person but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
what all frame default photos should be. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
Please someone take me to this. You can have all my friends and my cat. I just want to watch Mission Impossible asap twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey! Congrats to @ronnychieng ! His show Ronny Chieng: International Student debuts today on @ComedyCentral 11.3… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been an ambitious person but if this is what you can do when you own a successful company, I'm in twitter.com/AFP/status/908…
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : #BREAKING get down to Melbourne airport to stop Minister Dutton deporting Priya, Nades and girls. They are sitting in seperate v…
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely feedback, guys. X
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Good to know we're mistakes. Australia is paying for Malcolm Fraser's immigration mistakes, says Peter Dutton theguardian.com/australia-news…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Any White Male/ Asian Female couples in Sydney who would be keen to be filmed for a documentary? All ages Email natalietylertran@gmail.com
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
cheersing should be something you can sit out without judgement
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
why do they keep cropping me out of photos? :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
hopefully I'll scratch off all of my face
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long-term relationship: "Do you want to have sex in the shower?" "Nah, I just had one and I have to hang up the clothes. Thanks."
February 11th 2016
@natalietran
If only Australians were as passionate about other issues like we are about drinking curfews
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
New Video: New Year's Resolution Police >> youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm… << pic.twitter.com/xOGk2JXUCG
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
throwback to two of the Finest men buying me ice cream and moustache stickers <3 @thefinebros pic.twitter.com/H1vP84Cv5I
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
You know how your parents are always saying ‘you work too hard’ and stuff? Me neither
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
He's a bit lovely. Two cakes already. Plus a diatonic harmonica. Hopefully more cakes though. pic.twitter.com/13eTzUSxux
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
does she even appreciate what she's got, Scott? twitter.com/scottdools/sta…
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
To be fair, my parents don't drink coffee out, eat brunch or line up for gelato. They came here at 40 with no money... and saved for a house
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hope you're well and happy! Happy holidays!
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
*presses send and prays that client replies 'woah! you got it in one! Superb job! No changes! You're a hero!'*
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, put my clothes on for me.
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Any local artists to recommend? Looking for something to hang in my bedroom
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
you ask for one simple thing pic.twitter.com/WjMWvosftG
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, decorative pillows just don't want you to share the bed with them
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
!! Got to meet the people from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even be in an ep! @DaveKingThing @helytimes pic.twitter.com/A4HEYdr2FV
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
[saying goodbye to a friend] friend: It was so lovely seeing you! See you soon! me: Please don’t leave me alone wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Does the pizza guy call me the house girl?
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot wait for my home planet to get in contact and say I am no longer a sleeping agent.
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
Great. Like the world hasn't already been divided enough. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenGalea : @natalietran Here's a photo of me and my family :) My grandparents and their children came out by boat in the 70's #boatpeopl…
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
woo! twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Considering I don't have any children this is high concept and I'll consider it. twitter.com/LizzieDeerest/…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
My parents constantly tell me that things can be taken from you at any point in your life- they fled their home cou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Today Sydney's message in the sky, broadcast to our gay friends and family, tells us why the NO vote is actually the aggressive side
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
In constant fear the doctor will tell me I have scurvy
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
Thought I was watching a terrible video review of a shoe brand. Turns out it was a foot fetish video. With that in mind, A+
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Lunar New Year you Gregorian losers!
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 @benabrahammusic and @gnash gnash - dear insecurity ft. ben abraham youtube.com/watch?v=oLmYZS…
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
Niece: Why do you have to bring your phone if nobody calls you? Me: :(
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Can someone tell dominic fike to come to aus
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
Will you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I would like to be? pic.twitter.com/y3oLUoJpNV
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
. @rac_sydney event today in Sydney. However you feel about refugees, I know nobody supports how we are treating them facebook.com/events/1674701…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
Thoroughly enjoying the messages I'm getting from friends after they watch MI pic.twitter.com/KoJYBEVQoa
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
Yay!!!
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Guess I can now say my Saturday night was fucking wild twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
July 17th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << << Just in case you missed it. You know, cause it was ... yeah
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Had a haircut today. Almost nailed the "don't look interested in products they put in front of you" look But I was interested I'M ONLY HUMAN
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
(I love seeing aussies asking how americans can support a racist and bigot)
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you say the right things to them they are pic.twitter.com/RnECxfsTGV
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
Just hearing people outside my window makes me irritated. I know what kind of old person I'm going to be
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
Love how my face fits so good in your neck
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
This is such a terrible joke but I have to. I guess our PM would call her ... a horse whisperer. I'm sorry. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
What's happening? Why are there so many good looking people these days? I just saw someone so pretty I laughed
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Never said that. At All. Never. It's definitely helpful though, to suggest that's what I was saying. Are we gettin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Utterly disgraceful that Australia continues to allow deaths to happen because of our policies. How have we let hum… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @PagetKagy : New Trailer + 1st Season Asian-Am @KatLovesLA HERE: youtube.com/c/katloveslase… #AsAmCreatorRollCall @gracesu @AlbertHur888 @gre…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Whenever I try to sound sexy by saying I’m not wearing any underwear it sounds more like a threat. A terrible, terrible, scary threat.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, tweeting angry stuff like that is useless and does nothing but add negativity. How nuts is it that when kang… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey, come here. I love you.
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
no, you turned out BETTER. You definitely don't have issues. There's an adjective in there before the word 'Asian' twitter.com/SuperSSJGoten/…
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
There's nothing more honest than the low angle your phone camera provides when you accidentally open and it shows you all your chins
September 20th 2019
@natalietran
More confounding than how many politicians have done blackface is how many dress up parties politicians seem to attend.
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
And we thought the future would be bladerunner tubefilter.com/2018/03/07/soa…
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Today one of my best friends @tim_dunlop stopped his car in the middle of the road and made me get out and steal f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
covered an event for work and while we watched the cameras flashing on the red carpet arrivals someone next to me s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
you should be allowed to shoot someone if they're licking an envelope and make eye contact with you
July 14th 2019
@natalietran
my niece in the dentist's chair is my new religion pic.twitter.com/EyiAp5WcL4
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Just fell in love with @TiffanyHaddish
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
... mate, commercials about toothpaste are more exciting than my life twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
It's irresponsible to put all your eggs in one basket but I swear, if I could just get my back cracked once, REALLY… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
brilliant twitter.com/mercedeslynz/s…
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
I'm so proud of how Australians have responded
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
hello binge eating, my old friend
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to think I’m a decent person but the ads Google serves me tells me otherwise
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
... six weeks? Wouldn't that be on the early side of when you'd even start to suspect? Terrible twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
If 2018 was a bit of a let down, go somewhere quiet, close your eyes, reflect, and know you're the reason for that.
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sure, I like lightweight makeup so long as it covers my entire face with a new one
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is going to be much harder for my real aged tinder profile. What's most upsetting is I do like all those thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
great idea! twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
Etsy- the casino of bride-to-bes
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
mango pancakes pic.twitter.com/p4HXie0xFS
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
No, I was listening to a song that kicks me in the guts. It's ridiculously sad when you listen to the lyrics despit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2019
@natalietran
Whenever I see a bird it's eating something I'm worried it shouldn't be eating
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : Hey Sydney Twitter! My Sydney Comedy Fest run starts next week! I forgot to promote it, so now there are heaps of tix availa…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I even creeped outside the bennet home and breathed heavily. Just kidding, I masturbated softly. They didn't let p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
haha. ... What? Border Force to check visas on Melbourne's streets abc.net.au/news/2015-08-2… via @ABCNews
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
At one point my best friend told her husband I might live with them forever and he accepted it. That’s love.
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
really thought I’d have met a vampire by now
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
I look like your child " @stuckonfknyou : YAY I FINALLY GOT TO MEET @NATALIETRAN AGAIN AFTER FOUR YEARS, ❤️ pic.twitter.com/QcT5rVIdKh"
February 6th 2015
@natalietran
Midnight macarons in Paris. In my onesie. With no makeup. Because that's how real people eat their… instagram.com/p/yvMWnhJxZQ/
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @louistherouxbot : I'm in Egypt to meet Willow, a former spy turned fascist gymnast who believes Bono cursed their bloodline
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I love tv I love tv because this is a serious part of the show and nobody cared there was a giant puffin there. pic.twitter.com/FmMhgJxB6M
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @mariatran85 : [Looking for] A high school maths classroom anywhere across Western Sydney to film for 1 hour "The Subtractor" -... https:…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
[brain, thinking in a rational manner] Brain: ok, you have two options. One option is to face the consequences of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @orlander_ruming : Twelve-year-old Kiana went #missing at about 8pm last night from an address in Wylandra Street, #Dubbo. If you've seen…
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << No Plans On New Years Eve? How To (not) Celebrate pic.twitter.com/aq605Uri22
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
How do I break it to my orthodontist that we have hit a plateau in terms of improvement? He keeps saying we can fix… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha adore this twitter.com/TeaLady24/stat…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
To be fair to Dutton I do always hear parents say it's really hard to find a good babysitter.
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
me: I really feel like things are way more under control doctor: I'd like to see you next week me: :( doctor: :| m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 14th 2016
@natalietran
90% of any time I spend overseas is spent figuring out how to turn taps on
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
my mother called me up and told me she wants swimming caps for her birthday BUT they MUST be from ebay and MUST be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is age or a sign that I'm a serial killer, but young people have such lovely skin
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
genuinely concerned that my nieces will reach an age where they don't want to have 'dance parties' anymore. When do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
#firstsevenjobs normal person cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
My work life is trying to figure out how to avoid emails from Dropbox
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
... 6 million? How much netflix did she watch? twitter.com/Variety/status…
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
You know what's been great about getting rid of my things online? Every time I meet up with the person I worry I mi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes you just need to take a deep breath, take a step back, and sit next to a couple making out in the sun eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
awful theguardian.com/world/2017/oct… If anyone knows a good direct way to send money there please share
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
Yes please. More celebrities in your government
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
tipped Hamilton and Vettel and Merc this weekend for fantasy f1. Getting excited!
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some might. I can't imagine being a kid asking my parents for christmas presents. They'd say something like "sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 31st 2015
@natalietran
one day everything is going normal and then boom, you love cushions
July 4th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the nice messages and emails. I'll share what's been happening soon. X
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Video stores make me so incredibly happy. Here, new releases, take all my money. Weeklies, you know you have my hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
Taking online tests to tell you about yourself tells me a lot about you too
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
and then they bring me you
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! No Wound >> youtube.com/watch?v=Du5fNU… << Because no wound? No pain.
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : Australia needs to help this young woman urgently! Her life is in danger after denouncing Islam & fleeing forced marria…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : #kidsoffnauru want to go to @AustraliaZoo ! after 5 boring years, a group of kids who’ve known nothing other than detention…
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
I'm worried all my Friday nights will be like this. At home, alone, in bed by 9pm because the idea of wearing anyth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
salesperson: Do you use a night cream? me: No salesperson: An eye cream? me: No salesperson: You're really should.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait to see this film! If you can, go out and support it! twitter.com/HarryShumJr/st…
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
It's rude when a friend makes fun of your car for having a cd player and then tries to skip the tracks to find anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Because people love vegans and don't find them annoying, I've been thinking about upgrading from vegetarian to vegan next year. Questions-
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
I really hope The Wiggles have to listen to as many stories about me as I do them
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
My best friend, Sar, is incredible. She follows a million boyband twitter accounts and mine so I constantly post/do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing beats ink on paper. Watching it dry and melt in to the page. It's magical how it morphs from sitting atop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 24th 2017
@natalietran
now a reality pic.twitter.com/RvG5uRWNVt
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
If Santa were single, he'd be a pretty good catch. Stable job, owns a factory, has a sweet ride, likes kids, celebrity profile...
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Haha oh no I'm so sorry @rhettandlink ! Didn't mean to be an alien! Just listened to the intro and you're prepping me for how weird I am
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
just googled what #squadgoal meant. So here's mine. #squadgoal #realsquadgoal Except the doctor and the pirate. pic.twitter.com/6CV3zivKoa
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan: Can I just read it without you? Me: NO It's been six months and still no dent pic.twitter.com/Zcx1wdDqzO
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw @MissSaigonUK . Too many feels. Was wonderful to finally get to see Tamsin on stage! pic.twitter.com/dJ39UJlgi3
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid soon! pic.twitter.com/jl3e5MkjLN
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
monthly reminder that @benabrahammusic and @jjflanagan wrote this gorgeous song youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8…
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
That last tweet implied I usually have people over. That's misleading
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
Wes Anderson and @johngreen ! instagram.com/p/2B6U8CJxRP/
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
when robots give you updates they spare no feelings pic.twitter.com/2XOxqsNddY
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
Today someone asked me if I had a lighter and for some reason, I did. It felt VERY gangster.
September 29th 2019
@natalietran
In Egypt I had the most intense tour guide. Once he quizzed me about ancient gods. "Why did Ra get angry Nut was p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
oh ok. When Ewan McGregor sits next to a bear in a field and talks to it about their colour coordinating tops, it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I'm terrified that deep down I'm actually an awful, unloveable, selfish person twitter.com/kimmyceleste/s…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
I respect a man who can make fun of me and think I'll still like him afterwards @TroyKinne pic.twitter.com/bBNk1O2hlD
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair how little you guys trust me. Do you know how many fathers I have come up to me and grill me, asking me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
This is the best camera test video I've ever seen twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, website, time out. I’m too cheap to buy anything anyway.
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @raychenviolin : Getting ready for the Summer on August 8th
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
this Saturday if you're in Melbourne @JohnSafran 's new show is on! twitter.com/comedy_au/stat…
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
watching My Best Friend's Wedding and her friend is marrying a 20 year old? That's two years out of adolescence. Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw a @quietplacemovie and from what I saw behind my fingers, it was great. Recommend you see this one at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just FYI the Crystal Palace trending is not the Vietnamese function centre in Canley Heights
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hey Phil, cheers for having me in your shows. --- Jokes that are actually truths disguised as truths aside, congr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
countries. Free delivery in a lot of metro cities in Aus, twice as many sheets so roughly the same. Why not? sumo.ly/7NE5
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Agree you don't pay for interviews however who benefits from this interview? A lot of news now is clicks. Ytbers do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
producer: you're great me: Thanks but I'm not interested in that show. producer: why not? me: It's just not my jam.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
To have just a fraction of your thirst for life instagram.com/p/Bh2mAtCnq1A/
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
been listening to @rexorangecounty 's Loving Is Easy youtube.com/watch?v=I8D_Ya…
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Really admire how babies hold onto things for support when they dance. Like they know it’s going to get intense for them to manage
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
how wonderful! congrats! twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the biggest barrier to my becoming an entrepreneur is that I have to google how to spell it
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
confirmation that the takeaway place has received my order is my favourite genre of text message
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
It seems if you play one song on repeat for three hours, people working near you will get a little irritated?
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the awesome @connorvanv!! Not only is he a talent, he's one of the first people I'll call if I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
need friends who are ok to just lie in bed and watch the pride and prejudice miniseries with me until we die
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Kicking off my Melbourne @micomfestival festival shows tonight! 7pm, Town Hall.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I love all these kickstarters for new work backpacks. Guys, going to work sucks. The best backpack in the world ain't gonna fix that.
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
not super cool with @ChrisEvans changing his profile pic without consulting me first but whatevs
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel these two points summarise my entire life. And achievements. Thanks, Wikipedia twitter.com/Tokohoshi/stat…
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
[after watching Ted Bundy tapes] me: I'm worried I'm a serial killer doctor: You're not me: I'm worried I am docto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
one day I hope to have the passion of a fight in a music video
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
eek! twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
Jesus. BTS have more concerts happening so I guess I have to figure out how to get tickets again and take my friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
1. Nailed it 2. Need to exercise pic.twitter.com/dOWLypoPZH
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
So it stops, I'm sorry for calling you a waste if you drew a penis on your ballot. You're passionate and represent freedom of speech.
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
How many people there were on the bus to the herge museum (creator of tin tin) instagram.com/p/zGLID3pxac/
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Any interior architects in Sydney on my list? Any billionaires who need friends? Any artists who need a muse? But the first one
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
Freaking beautiful @gflipmusic youtube.com/watch?v=0CD0Dg…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know what it means when people online call you 'mum' but I don't like it. Stop.
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Here's the thing about being an Incel. You can be the nicest person on the planet (you're definitely not) and you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @smh : In an unprecedented move, federal police are considering charging high-profile journalists for publishing secret information | @Be…
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
It makes me wet. twitter.com/maladarmadi/st…
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
oh my heart twitter.com/JalalT1/status…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
People get so weird when you hold their baby and sob hysterically?
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
friend: hey, just act normal me: what's going on? friend: just play along! me: pic.twitter.com/eZaU6Dx0LZ
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today #sydneyhugs #StayStrongSydney
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's really disappointing when athletes make you lose your fantasy tipping comp
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
At some point things changed and now I love when a couple fights when we're out.
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
hey hey! twitter.com/theqza/status/…
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Trying to scoop ice cream out of the container when my partner walks in and says, "That's the hardest I've seen you work all year"
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Brain: It's 7pm, you still have work to do. Do not watch The Office Work To Do: Do It 2am: That was a great episode.
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
"Hello, I think my contract is about to end and my phone is breaking. Can I update?" "Your contracted ended 3 years ago"
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Baby, you're gonna miss that plane
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
[me, pushing in front of people in line and sitting on Santa's knee] Santa: What would you like for Christm- Me: No… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'll never be in a Mission Impossible movie like I've always dreamed but I did drive home today while the petrol ga… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
This survey was a joke, should never have happened, and caused a lot of pain. SO IN YOUR FACE, ALL YOU NO FUCKERS #MarriageEquality
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
brain: Do not eat birthday cake for breakfast me: It has walnuts on it and nuts are healthy. brain: can’t argue with facts
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Again, if you're in other cities, you can check out locations here. @Drs4Refugees rallies today twitter.com/Drs4Refugees/s…
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream in which I tricked @Caspar_Lee into friendship by using a fake accent and never letting him actually see me. So dream big, kids.
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I will listen to you complain about font TWICE. That's it.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I've thought about it, there probably isn't a movie about it. Video idea?
December 11th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long term relationship is sending dirty pictures to your partner and having him reply with: Don't send pics. Dangerous.
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
The best part about being an adult is you can eat lollies for dinner. The worst part is nobody cares.
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
me: Please let me know if you need any changes! client: You've missed half the words in the subtitles and the name… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being alone is great. Being with yourself is terrible.
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Concerned @SydneyKings will never know how much @Bballforeverfb and I contribute via approving applause pic.twitter.com/KAyUdWHRGo
October 30th 2015
@natalietran
This year for halloween I'm going to dress up in my pjs, sit at my computer all night and quietly resent other people
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I thought evil twins always ate each other in the womb or something pic.twitter.com/AyPRUlCFvP
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I miss when you could wear a wrist band and that was enough to let people know you were a rebel. Not a total rebel, but you know, enough ;)
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
There are few things I can say with certainty but one of them is that if a woman pulls her hair up in a bun in fron… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many apologies. A bit behind with work so decided to spend time watching Family Ties. Will still be putting up a video this week though!
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Andrew_Denney : Just witnessed incredible bravery from members of the public and ⁦ @FRNSW ⁩ officers chasing down a man on a stabbing ramp…
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
High five to all students receiving their results as well as to their teachers and network who coached them through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @girl_in_paris_ : Keep calling people.. the mood is changing... I have called twice a day for the past two weeks... The backbench wants c…
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
hey now! Fantastic news and well deserved. Congratulations @IISuperwomanII please end all episodes with "please su… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've never done drugs but I imagine the relief you get is similar to what I feel when @SylvanianUK tweets these abs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : It's also the last day to vote in the Aus marriage equality vote if you're overseas! You have until 6pm in your Timezone to…
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
"...49, 50," she panted as she forced herself to complete her set of push ups. Narrator: she didn't do 50.
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do birds suddenly appear every time chips are near? Just like me they long to be close to youuuuu pic.twitter.com/vgdiynii6M
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like there should be a mini jet pack for those moments in a conversation when someone asks you what star sign you are
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : If you're in Sydney city this Thursday night I'll be chatting about my book (and signing a few copies) at this free event! 6…
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
Remember wanting to stay out on a Saturday night?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
I always tell my friends who just got engaged to enjoy their time together as a engaged couple because not only is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
I wish carbs loved me like I love them
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’ve put off not winning the lottery for long enough now. Time to pull up my socks.
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/kYJhYagbgx
May 13th 2018
@natalietran
Happy mother's day to all the mums out there. My mum's been a blast. Highly recommend. 10/10 except when she tells… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Ok, that's the last hairdressing joke I have. I'll have more in 4-6 weeks. Don't book it in, I'll call or something.
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
<3 pic.twitter.com/md1KMr1sLF
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
when your amazing friends make you hilariously awesome presents. Thanks @tim_dunlop pic.twitter.com/ZBoqB7gIvL
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but uploading! pic.twitter.com/rENZAhnjAr
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
thanks to @sAME__dIFF for sharing this tweet with me. Does anybody know if any libraries in sydney/nsw have any boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
My partner asked what the phrase "I have so much love to give" means. Good sign? Bad sign?
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Try eating an apple and not looking like a smug son of a bitch who knows a thing or two
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
Remember liquid paper?
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
love the idea of new faces. You do need policies to get my vote though haha Let me find 2000 bucks and fill out so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
I have the diet of a very unhappy man who the neighbours wish would leave because he doesn't look after his lawn and is always in a singlet
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @jr_mooney : @natalietran Have you seen Orphan Black yet? It's just like your show except there really is one the next week.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
yes pic.twitter.com/Aby6AUeUWg
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being Harry and Meghan watching a Lifetime movie about your relationship. What an experience. This should b… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
Disgusting. Also, people don't belong to you because of race. RT @NextShark Former Miss Germany Finalist Receives… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 12th 2016
@natalietran
Looking through old family photos with my dad and geez I was a sulky bastard teenager. Me: Dad, was I a dickhead? Dad: You were emotional.
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
this dude... twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RitaPanahi : Meanwhile, in Australia... pic.twitter.com/Pb3Dg5QBy2
October 4th 2019
@natalietran
mmmm! twitter.com/RayLaMontagne/…
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
and here is a picture of @ingridnilsen just casually listening to snoop dog pic.twitter.com/FZwLpINUvU
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Peter Dutton does not deserve even the worst of adjectives to describe him as a person. Australia is a country full… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
sick to death of celebrities using twitter to get octopuses named after them at their local aquarium twitter.com/Sethrogen/stat…
May 1st 2015
@natalietran
Got home after 6 weeks away. Checked phone. One voicemail from wig shop.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @LibyaLiberty : Someone tweeted at me “what are they supposed to do?” And the answer is “never fire tear gas at children for any reason e…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Also scripts were on my laptop and all the travel footage for travel vids are gone. At the end of the day though, just stuff. But apologies
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
filling a dish and leaving it to soak in the sink is my equivalent of ghosting
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << Because pauses are for the devil
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One day I’ll have the courage to tell my friends I don’t like escape rooms
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Spoon and watch movies with me until the neighbour's kids start folk stories about us.
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Woo @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/zPUv2blKuw
August 11th 2017
@natalietran
My personal advice for being in a healthy relationship is to bring up old things that really bother you in unrelated fights.
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
on a plane to you now can't stop writing twitter.com/edgarwright/st…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
And then @IISuperwomanII gets even more (sesame) street creed "Every bird tweets" - Big bird pic.twitter.com/qQsFvzDA3D
November 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know hearing about other people's dreams is usually boring but last night I had a dream about going to different… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
I NEVER break promises but realised the time difference tonight sucks so will upload tomorrow at the usual time. pic.twitter.com/n6hzQm0BHB
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
uploading!
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Dad got me a beautiful new ao dai. Every time he buys me one we exchange a silent, nervous concern I won't fit in i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
at @Fortnums yesterday on my endeavor to die of afternoon tea gluttony. recs for scones or good indian very welcome pic.twitter.com/7jmzp22gIh
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I know I have a poor taste palate because some medicine tastes pretty good
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
Let's do what Mary and Joseph did Without the kid
September 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @JerkVening : Kermit look like a creative writing professor who ruins his marriage for commenting on too many students' Facebook photos h…
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
Some days I want to let my hair down and just enjoy being amazing
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
mum: you're not young, you're not sexy me: thanks mum
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I think about this Smithy scene by @JKCorden maybe three times a day. It speaks to me on every single level youtube.com/watch?v=Xaq4nN…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Excuse me, Twitter. I have a lot of moments. Great moments. pic.twitter.com/M0QcbX9L0h
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you so much for the laughs. This was my favourite book when I was 14. You're one of the best. Farewell pic.twitter.com/MEPdkV1TyH
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
Terrible twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
hey! Sorry running a tad late today so video will be up later in the day :) *apology dance*
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Every fucking day since that video I have received an email saying how my video was made to hurt Asian men. That wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to find whoever made the GIANT blade runner novelty cup my partner bought, and I will make them find a place to store it
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @figgled : If I had $40 million I would definitely spend it by mailing out little cards asking the public if they think gay people are hu…
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
This upcoming royal wedding really demonstrates how one day you can just be a normal, regular, everyday stunning ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Back in my day it cost money per sext
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
In lieu of a vid enjoy this notification I got for my last one. I think the exclamation mark is a little harsh pic.twitter.com/6sSp7EG2fB
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! pic.twitter.com/uigb7DN7xj
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
It's not how big it is. It's the girth. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, website. I'd love to receive news and updates from you. I barely call my own mother but yes, please, do keep in touch.
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Always a fangirl of @nashedgerton whose film @gringomovie is out in cinemas! Check it out! pic.twitter.com/m3y1K3oYjD
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I recently stopped wearing my glasses because I don’t care what’s happening anymore.
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
Australians, today marks 5 years of offshore detention. We've been responsible for the loss of lives, cruelty, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
whenever I hear @JohnMayer I wonder what it would be like to have someone write a song like Your Body is a Wonderla… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @Carols10cents : 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Current Pros for having kids. - someone to find and answer phone - someone to check door is locked - board games - transit lanes
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Apologies to @aami for the negative publicity. Other providers do it too, I just find it purposefully misleading.Otherwise they've been fine
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'll stop tweeting about Elvis soon youtube.com/watch?v=JPts9H… <3 oh my god
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I like that if the world were taken over by zombies maybe a quarter of my friends would know what to do. All of us… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Fashion changes so quickly. In 20 years people are going to look back at photos and think my collecting teeth to make necklaces was weird!
August 31st 2017
@natalietran
I loved going to open home inspections and having someone tell me how great it would be to use the backyard. You don't know me at all.
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/viEwQM31mC
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
can't stop thinking about how liam neeson woke up one morning and decided to commit a random hate crime on a publicist
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Started going to the gym again recently and I hate to sound like one of those people but it's been so good. Next st… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'd stop listening to the voices in my head if they didn't have such goddamn interesting stuff to say
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the feedback! I've talked to dentists and have to get traditional ones. "can I get the invisi-" "no" "...lign" "no"
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
I have the music playlists of a much fitter, more attractive person
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Good morning @thetomska pic.twitter.com/7W5KenT8C0
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
he's touring NZ and AUS and he's great! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
getting older is being horny but also being too tired to do anything about it
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
How to cut open head to remove thoughts without being confronted by lack of quality inside?
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Where do you put ‘not leaving the house until neighbours are gone’ on your cv?
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reaproy : Hard to understand #Thai Immigration's heartless lack of concern for #Rahaf al-Qunan. Commissioner "Big Joke" says it's "fami…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @joecoscarelli : for years, Ryan Adams has used his influence in music to lure in and emotionally torment women @melenar & I talked to s…
April 7th 2019
@natalietran
Won't rest till I meet him pic.twitter.com/w6ORvqN6C8
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
PayPal is the friend you make check the house after you hear a noise
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
come here
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
Why? Idiots are often very confident twitter.com/couriermail/st…
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8d73nDbyox
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Surprise tickets to @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear @SydOperaHouse for tomorrow! Thanks @RowanJones_ so excited x
March 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KieraGorden : Oh my goodness, this story about the 10yo on Nauru is absolutely and utterly heartbreaking. Peter Dutton is a f**king MONS…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : If the person who came up with this lost their job at Burger King, they have a job for life as an FM radio content director…
December 15th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoyed the email saying "we know you love INDIAN food"
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Valentine's Day. If you haven't found your special someone don't worry, there's someone out there for *you* w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
:( @JohnSafran just ignored my Strictly Ballroom gif. Listen to the rhythm, don't be scared
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
And I loved the horror twist in La La Land. The one where everyone thinks it's ok to honk a car horn instead of go the door. That was scary.
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
I never thought I'd grow up to regret hearing people say,"Nat was in a band" Because we were hardcore And people would know our sick jams
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
shit. My tailor told me this was a one of a kind outfit when I bought it. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : One of my favorite Seinfeld characters is The Soup Alt-Right Guy
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
sorry store is paused for an hour!
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Here. Great news story to start your day twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/stat…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Even in VR my poor eyesight is a problem pic.twitter.com/8BLUOJd1iG
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theqza : Coming as this does just a month away from the 1st anniversary of Jesse’s death, I’m full of gratitude for the depth & breadth…
August 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Sat down to start writing video. Failed at finishing one line. Rewarded self with chocolate for hard work. pic.twitter.com/Doqn56XyqO
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait to see it! twitter.com/davidfarrier/s…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: We just watched this Me: and we’re going to watch it again straight after, Brian.
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Very sorry about this but unfortunately I will no longer be able to attend @Vidcon this year :( pic.twitter.com/JGtfAvAn9O
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
a terrible tragedy that extremists use violence for their insane religious beliefs but it's WRONG to condemn religion. Okay.
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
Seriously contemplating holding a female only dance party featuring 2000s rnb in Sydney. Is this something you'd go to?
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
just found this old screen cap pic.twitter.com/FONI6U2RGx
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
Such love on one side of the news contrasted by such hate on the other. Devastating news about the attacks. Just heartbreaking awful.
April 16th 2016
@natalietran
I know they're just trying to help but whenever I try to follow any yoga or pilates instructor, I call them a 'crazy bitch' pretty quickly
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
you never want a donut when it's practical
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid >> youtu.be/h-lwsZTl5PY << What Would Flies Say? Yeah, it's that kind of internet. pic.twitter.com/gxJAMsLNqe
June 6th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine having the confidence to wear backless dresses Imagine having a hot back
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
It's like nobody remembers Xena and Gabrielle pic.twitter.com/wqv01YffO6
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
so good twitter.com/ScientistMel/s…
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
June 10th 2016
@natalietran
Unfortunately the 17 hour long videos I make of my cat might not cut it but this sounds great if you have a short! twitter.com/MarkDuplass/st…
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
I have a lot of dreams that are still new in box too
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
Meeting your heroes is fantastic. You realise everyone is tired and just wants to go home and sleep.
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm at the point in my life where I can't believe I ever had the courage to wear shorts outside
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Remember when horses died after this race and everybody was sad? Remember when people hated the new casino? Anyway, enjoy Melbourne Cup
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
absolutely gutted that I'm not taking you all to see 50 shades today
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
tie me up
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The football team everyone wants to win. So incredible to watch the bravery and dedication to get these kids. Thank… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm doing so well!! That's why I'm online so much!
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
It's so great to get together with people, put down your phones, and connect pic.twitter.com/jJmFRRcpsT
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
gah. What I would give to live in MI world. "Your mission, should you choose to accept i-" "Nah nah I'll just watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who like to wake up early, even on a Saturday Angel: You are one sick motherfucker
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
My desperation turns me off
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
:(
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, has work early the next morning and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
If you're the one who lies back during sex and the other person helps undresses you, you're the hot one
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to put your music session on private pic.twitter.com/LovZLVwJ8G
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
Today I got held at customs while two people analysed the mole on my nose. Good times.
May 5th 2019
@natalietran
Not to make it sound super easy and like I didn't work hard on it, but I'm getting fucking GREAT at sleeping all day
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jenanmoussa : There is no tragedy in life like the death of ur kids. Syrian dad says farewell to Aya & Ahmad who suffocated in yesterday…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : The 5th anniversary of the Australian government depositing people in misery & suffering on isolated Pacific islands at…
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
I've been dropping SO many hints about what I want for Valentine's Day. Really hope I pick up on them.
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
really want to start wearing nighties but I'm worried I'm going to turn myself on too much and won't be able to sleep?
June 11th 2015
@natalietran
headed back to NY. Any recs for a cheapish hotel with rooms big enough to film?* hard to film while travelling *filming with clothes on
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight, the wonderful @TroyKinne 's Kinne Tonight is on! Check it out x twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I look amazing in photos. PS awesome shirt! ;) sorry I stuck the stickers in the shirts on crooked if you get one :( twitter.com/JosephRusconi/…
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck pms. Today I've cried at a kid on a scooter because they were so cute, cried at sushi, and cried at a photo of a dog.
October 18th 2016
@natalietran
mum: It's so weird how having really bad skin doesn't bother you!
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Imagine receiving an unwanted text asking you to vote yes. It's outrageous. Like an unwanted survey asking if gay people should have rights.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, you see how loud and angry the American public is over their treatment of refugees? Imagine when they he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
dodgy doctor pic.twitter.com/BuxImy6WaE
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
aw love these two twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We versed a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Attractive people get a lot of things already. Do they really need to pull off oversized sweaters so well too?
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I've been such a horrendously stupid and ugly person lately. Somebody take away my human license
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I go in to a workplace for a job and see someone I follow on Twitter. I look at them, imagine a circle a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a jacket. A young woman wearing the same one saw me. So great, cackling and making someone question their taste.
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
it's good twitter.com/thomas_violenc…
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
Love that magazines make video content of Victoria's Secret models showing you their make up routine. I don't need… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I own a handful of very ambitious underwear that will never reach their full potential
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
As I pour chocolate flavoured cereal into a bowl at 5pm I think
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RaiThisMusic : bandsintown.com/e/100070632?&c… Hi! For NYC friends! Mon July 2 - OZONE SQUEEZE! This is a trio, with Oz Noy on guitar, Darren St…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
INT. OFFICE. CLEARLY AFTERNOON. The phone rings. Natalie, 32, meant to be working, ignores the call. Credits.
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
do it @Socceroos ! #GoSocceroos #DENAUS
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Weird question but does anybody know a way in Sydney to purchase almond/soy/non dairy milk in non packaged? Can be bulk and powder
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
Don't exaggerate. It's been 3 days. I will make something again. Just have to figure out what. Would like to do som… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
There's something hot about the way the guy in the kebab shop starts writing "falafel no cheese" on the kebab wrapp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. Just watched Jerry Maguire. That was made in the 90s. Sports stars make that much money? What? When did he say hello?
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
... Who. the. fuck. is. Waldo? twitter.com/MaryEllenKatz/…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
women love a 1920s themed party
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
cheer up, buttercup
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I have barely made a dent in my workload which means it’s time to online stalk couples who’s weddings I’ve filmed to see how they are
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
These are my ‘there’s someone at the door’ pants
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
I have to hold my organiser strangely when I make new appointments so people can't see how empty it is. Also so they can't see my tears.
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
top twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Fine. I'll look up what a fidget spinner is.
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Have I told you @Daniel_Sloss is funny? Watch his shows. He sometimes mentions them on his twitter feed. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
September 29th 2017
@natalietran
because look what happens twitter.com/natalietran/st…
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
There should be a dating app for just people I personally like. How hard is that to organise?
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Well done! xx You're wonderful, @Kon__K Sometimes it's easy to feel overwhelmed with the awful things going on but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
It's such a lie when people ask me what we did on the weekend and I reply, "not much " pic.twitter.com/dqEuh2iQcJ
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Had no idea about Fore Edge Painting. Love this! foreedge.bpl.org/node/923 pic.twitter.com/BFcpokrqoK
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
matcha do about nothing I love tea so matcha a matcha made in heaven <3 pic.twitter.com/SRt8SMcHtt
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be mean, Scott. Just one. Me. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
April 2nd 2017
@natalietran
bed
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
I missed Paris. Just arrived and saw a man in a striped sweater with red scarf on cycling with a baguette. You can't write these things.
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
32 is actually pretty low for me she said, with "an air of composed, indignant, narcissistic bemusement." twitter.com/truthhunter19/…
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
John Mayer concert last night was wondrous. I looked at him playing in front of a packed stadium, singing songs th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Today I saw two school kids kissing. I freaked out and shouted out “stop!” They did. ⁰Being an adult rocks.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
People who exercise in their lunch breaks need less to live for
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Filmed a vid to start the next lot of vids I've been working on! Really excited to finish and upload it next week!
November 19th 2017
@natalietran
there's nothing better than great sex
September 24th 2019
@natalietran
"I have a gift for you" "Is it a jumper? " "It's a jumper" I need the retail staff of Australia, as a whole, to sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne peeps! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
2.30 am: You know, if you'd just worked properly during the day you wouldn't have to be here right now. 3am: yeah
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Saw a group who sail model boats. I want in. Does anybody here do that? How do you start?
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @chrisfluming : back in the subaru 2017 pic.twitter.com/klprKRhyh3
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
:( smh.com.au/politics/feder…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @archillect : pic.twitter.com/tqOIpGfMeq
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
current favourite picture pic.twitter.com/JWl3j1VDuP
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
It's the law that when you're old Who wants to Be a Millionaire is on a television near you
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
how nice are my friends. pic.twitter.com/iN2OGjLNN5
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Oh god twitter.com/nicchristensen…
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
As the end of the year approached she looked at her 2017 diary, an abandoned relic since May, and apologised to it.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Don't know if it's the Indian food or the Indian food but I think I'm falling in love with the delivery guy
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not saying the ABC needs new people in charge but Play School once emailed then never wrote back.
June 29th 2015
@natalietran
How to handle a Mezze plate: 1. Try all the dips 2. Go back to Hummus 3. Everyone just wants the Hummus
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
favourite part of a DIY project is when you realise you've spent way too much money on materials and should have ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
It’s alarming and disappointing how long it takes me to realise a video call has frozen.
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
I say this to the empty chair opposite me ALL. THE. TIME. twitter.com/james_trenowet…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
To the LGBTQ+ community, I want you to know that all good things I've seen online, I've had to click safety mode OFF for anyway <3
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
I hate to generalise but attractive people are so egotistical. They assume you like them just because you’re masturbating outside their home
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
whatever the opposite of sponsored is pic.twitter.com/vs1YYcVAhT
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever kiss your partner goodbye, see they've put the kettle on for you, poured fresh tea leaves in the pot, a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Spent time with my nieces recently. They're gorgeous. The 4 year old one told me a joke about an elephant crossing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
So many friends getting married overseas next year. Can't wait to disappoint them by accepting every. single. fucki… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry editing took so long I figured it's better to wait until tomorrow. Here's a few screen grabs though for proof! pic.twitter.com/Jya2SLJdVe
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
These were the trousers the model wore for today's shoot. They come up to my chest. pic.twitter.com/pkWC9bdjJI
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
you’re in my blood a fiendish force of maddening adoration
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @thedavidferrier : Hi! follow my Insta for new cartoons pretty much every day! Love, David. Instagram.com/davidferrierca… https://t.co/vQfDWL…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049 tomorrow! One of my favourite email so far has been one that just tells me the cinema and sessio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
my best friend and I are trying to figure out if we dated without realising
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
So sorry, just arrived in London, gov'na and am a little jetlagged. It's weird because all I did was watch movies on the plane for 24 hours
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
This is bull. You break up with their good friend/call some people an arsehole/set some cars on fire .. and they just remove you from Top 8?
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
thinking of launching a new skincare line with @anthonypadilla as head copywriter twitter.com/anthonypadilla…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
I love that dreams can be about anything. Last night I was dreaming about doing paperwork and not being able to dec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2016
@natalietran
hey! Sorry still editing but there will be a new vid today! pic.twitter.com/2vTLjzkDqQ
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
she hit "reset password" for the fourth time that morning
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do people have kids? I just moaned at my mother for asking me to collect some food she made me because I told her I missed it
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
amazing twitter.com/HumansOfLate/s…
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
you show me a woman who doesn't have a really pretty notebook she's had for at least 5 years somewhere in her house
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Guns, hey.
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << pic.twitter.com/B7y66ftTD0
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I would like to order all the pasta please Waiter: what does that mean? Do you want to order a pa- Me: All. The. Pasta
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Be with me
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
Facebook just made a slideshow for my partner that just had photos of his ex under titles like "Remember this?" "Your friends are awesome"
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
Whatever the rest of their story was the first few seconds of this, when the camera catches Daniel watching Jacquel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
This story... Nick minding the closed Olympia Milk Bar stocked with empty cans... reads like a character from a boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
movies really made me think I'd play darts more often than I do
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Previous to this ad, this had always been a song I had wanted someone to sing to me before we fucked. Now I don't k… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is when someone calls me up/emails thinking I'm this Natalie Tran. "Are you after the go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who don't like cake
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
come here.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
1. I still wear all these clothes 2. mangoes twitter.com/tmth421/status…
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << watch, rewatch, shower to feel better, then tell your friends it changed your life.
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
I still think of you by day You're missed the most at night We'd lie still to breathe like one And hold each other right
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
I really enjoy looking at photos of models and saying, "I just don't see it"
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Two people are writing to me about my Gumtree ad and I guess I have to choose who to go with? I feel like I'm on The Bachelor.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
I've never diffused a bomb but I have let someone finish talking for a while even though my parking was about to run out.
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had just had the guts to wear a black wrist band like Ryan from The OC
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Open letter on the Border Force Act: 'We challenge the department to prosecute' gu.com/p/4a8yp/stw
April 28th 2016
@natalietran
The best selfies I take are the ones that don't look like me
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
This song youtu.be/bflkeWVTNk0 Have seen her four times and each time she's better
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Eek loved watching Iris as Arya on the new season of #LoveOnNetflix Beautiful acting
February 10th 2018
@natalietran
everyone should get a Jim Halpert
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
self acceptance is knowing there's no point saving the recipe because you're not going to make it
July 17th 2017
@natalietran
It’s exhausting being an everyday hero
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
Well, midnight, here we are again. You, me, and that work I didn't do earlier.
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Today my neighbour caught me ducking behind a parked car trying to avoid him. Life is mean.
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
" @RowanJones_ : @natalietran read the room facebook" Sorry, can't hear you because I was in one photo with my head cropped off
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite fake politeness is when people say "only if you're having one" when you offer tea. I'm not an idiot. E… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute. Fairy bread is not international? *beams bat signal into sky*
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
Hi, I’d like to order some carbs please
February 16th 2018
@natalietran
sorry to the lovely girl I just met! I had my sunglasses on at night because I forgot my normal glasses and they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on! That was clean! @BradNewley was fine! What's with that refs mistake as well? Come on #sydneykings
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
Yesterday I was at breakfast and the guy at the table next to me was talking about Tinder. At one point he said, "I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
don't remember how we met but I know there's not been a single catch up with this dude where he hasn't arrived whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to have a conversation with your close ones about the upcoming survey. It's a great opportunity to help the 'yes' vote
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
sounds not so bad twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
May 23rd 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FJEdjWgxkd
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps it's my circle of friends but I always have complete confidence on a Friday afternoon that everyone will probably be free tonight
September 21st 2016
@natalietran
If only 18 year old me could see me now, reading pizza pamphlets for 5 minutes and sticking them on the fridge with free chemist magnets
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Asians are not all the same. We're just very good at drawing, twirling pens, and we like Usher
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being tall
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Would also like to point out that since then many people asked me to speak to white women who are dating asian guys… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
email from dad pic.twitter.com/89OCtH0FNe
February 24th 2018
@natalietran
Internet provider, I'm about to start my one sided online relationship with Michael B Jordan. Get ready for a lot of downloads.
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Decided on the way to the hairdresser's I wanted a fringe. Hairdresser said no. Not all heroes wear capes.
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Congrats, Nina. Can't wait to see it twitter.com/ninaoyama/stat…
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Someone sent over a dessert to my table last night like in the movies. It was weird because I waved, ate it politel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes it feels like athletes play sports like they don’t give a fuck about your fantasy tipping comp
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Borders are imaginary lines created by humans. Don’t let cruelness fool you into thinking such manmade constructs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
I often browse random websites and think "I can't believe I get paid for this!" and then I remember that I don't and I go back to work
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Life is at a good point when you feel really emotionally connected to the guy on the phone helping you with your electricity bill.
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Started watching Big Little Lies and now I never want children. I had no idea you had to take them to school every day.
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @JustinJonesTV : @natalietran i spent too much time editing this until i realised it was actually glee. pic.twitter.com/dyeMlpsdbT
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
excuse my ego, she's new in town
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
fuuuuuuuuuuuudging so excited could punch everyone twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was at the airport checking my gate when a man came up and said "look at you, standing here all by you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
she sighed, defeated, and looked it up on urbandictionary
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049/ Blade Runner/ Scifi question: If Asian influence is so big in the future, why are no main characters Asian?
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
halfway done with my braces and very concerned straight teeth will not solve all my problems and turn me into a female chris evans
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
still filming but should be a new vid out later today! pic.twitter.com/E175cBJtFe
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous. Breathtaking. Tasteful. There's also some free space in the sky. Could we get ads projected onto that to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I’m really embarrassed by how great I am
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenQuilty : Tomorrow night I speak at the @melbwritersfest about my book, ‘Home, Drawings by Syrian Children’... in bookshops now https:…
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
My friend, I ask you this: Who are the REAL stars if celebrities on Dancing With The Stars fall in love with their dance partners? WHO?
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/nd7q94veWb
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I have and it's wonderful! Sent Hannah a dm about it this morning. Highly recommend. twitter.com/louxley/status…
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
If you ask a girl nicely I'm sure she'll do it even if you're not wearing glasses twitter.com/wareable/statu…
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Hi! I love you!
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
better head to The Body Shop to buy some gifts for people I don’t know very well
August 2nd 2016
@natalietran
The models in posters at optometrists really give you false hope
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hi there youtu.be/uKGguU6knkU
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
When did Australians become so numb to this? The mother has been recognised as a refugee (fucking insane that we ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
shame on you @PeterDutton_MP @TurnbullMalcolm twitter.com/BehrouzBoochan…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Oh man that start to the race. Come on!
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
my dad put the wrong name down for my surname because of how you write names in Vietnamese so no, I know what it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
"In the value of value How can we be a nation unless we feel things" love this twitter.com/ABCArts/status…
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Yay our #ASRCTelethon is trending, all organic baby!!! Call 1300 692 772 and #donate for #Worldrefugeeday2017 https://t.co/ow0w…
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Scrabble with Safran ep1. You know it's great when both you and @JohnSafran show up with Scrabble sets. pic.twitter.com/HN0Du4DLD1
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
aw two of my brides are pregnant!! I hope they send me updates... Let me film your lives
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so easy to care and listen to other people’s problems when they’re really attractive and paying you attention.
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually like to judge people on their racist, fear mongering, damaging publicity stunts, but Pauline Hanson is an arse clown.
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
who wants to come over and help me paint by doing most of it?
September 17th 2015
@natalietran
pretty stoked @AmiYamato is wearing one of my shirts. I asked her to change in front of the webcam for me but no go pic.twitter.com/QYgX20MBXy
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
The wider her hat, the more unapproachable she is
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
Picked up a catalogue today that said: ROBOTS 20% OFF Then I cackled and went back into my cave
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Sydney, I'm about to get on a flight to DYKWIA at the Cafe Lounge at 730 with @mattokine @natalietran @genfricker @aaronch3…
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton, you are a disgusting person. Shame on you
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
People kept coming up to watch us play so I had to just hover in the one spot, pretending to line up the ball for a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
Usually prefer not to get political on Twitter because it's such a slippery slope but I just past this poster at an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
Genuinely curious to know what you think of the pub called Longtime. I totally understand where the upset comes fro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Excellent. Accidentally sent a client a link to Kermit singing Rainbow Connection instead of their wedding video. youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLb…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Took twenty minutes of moving in tiny increments to get this close. Just let me touch you. Cats give no fucks. pic.twitter.com/oHxKAsIUFc
May 11th 2019
@natalietran
Listen, I've never lived in the United States but I've watched A LOT of movies and tv shows and news reports etc. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks to whoever just picked up that injured bird :( I was just coming back with a towel and box and it was gone so thanks for helping it!
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Every now and then I contemplate getting lasik eye surgery but am really worried that I'll fix my eyesight and find… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
IKEA : The original escape room
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Had a dream I had to hide a murder weapon for someone and even in my dream my upper body strength was too weak to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : If you have faith, and if you believe in something hard enough, and deeply enough, and with all your heart, so what.
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I must have had a lot of work to avoid today because I've been on Twitter more than usual
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
As you get older you realise you only really want a handful of things in life. For me it's to know my family are ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
me and my cat twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Didn't fully comprehend what kind of person I was until dad bought be this shirt and I screamed 'I love it! pic.twitter.com/Lyl1u6VEFU
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Let's lie in bed and listen to this audiobook together. They're about to hook up. I'm excited.
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
Finding it very hard to find a good friend these days. Very few people will be loyal, reliable, be able to crack yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 24th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the bday wishes. Had a brilliant day and feel very lucky. pic.twitter.com/qzauQi0vOY
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been in a gang but I have picked up an item I won from ebay in person
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Lost 0.2 kg. Time to celebrate with an ice cream
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Cat lady level up pic.twitter.com/m0LWjvbsZU
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
get out of here @NASA @HUBBLE_space pic.twitter.com/oFhfl2ploN
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Do you think @netflix could reboot a vegetable pie I had in 2010? Nostalgia to the max.
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, bro pic.twitter.com/BVbm9uoQ5f
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
writing a video to film tomorrow and I'm so excited! How long has it been? A week? Multiplied by 10?
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
The moment I got a full length mirror I stopped wearing skirts
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
My cat is my life coach pic.twitter.com/HHkvqlefTt
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Took the kayak out for the first paddle of the summer. It was oar some. Line up, there's more where that came from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
skjhdaksjkjhfkj I love you, Peter Quinn
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it last night, new (travel) vid! youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheNewsAtGlenn : My dad's just put up a map of the world in his office so now it looks like the studio of an alt-right vlogger.
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
my postman sees me in my underwear more than we'd both like
September 29th 2019
@natalietran
This poem sucks. Have listened to this maybe ten times since hearing it the other day. Being in power must suck.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was at my lightest I was pretending a lot of things tasted like rice and pasta
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Just drove to my best friend's house and she's making me pasta. I think I have to marry her? pic.twitter.com/91TcYV4Q1a
December 24th 2018
@natalietran
Bought myself a necklace for christmas and I cannot wait to see my face when I open it.
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Why do people point out that we already asked each other how we were? I don't care. It's obvious neither of us are committed to this
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
My daily lie: Nah, this doesn't need to be ironed. Looks fine.
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I hear people say, "you just have to KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. Never stop uploading!" I'm fairly certain someone out there dies
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Twice! Amazing. Sunday? Sorry my phone sucks with apps (I know I know) so can you text me? Or email? Or use telepathy.
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
Is this a service Sam Neill provides? I'm in to it. Book me in twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
shhh. sleep. *brushes your hair away from your face as you sleep* twitter.com/molokojuice/st…
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Star proof: Got free gelato TWICE Got staff discount on camera Sometimes free biscuits Free loaf of bread (it was… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just want to have hot no strings attached sex with a stranger who will take me on a lot of romantic dates, ask me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
Got three emails from different people today asking if I wanted to go see Celine Dion. Guess I'm that old now
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
No. I only know 5 secure words. pic.twitter.com/eEd0Z5KI7Z
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the sms about your sale on cat food, local pet store. You made this girl look popular tonight. That's ri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the existential crisis you would suffer daily as the assistant of a celebrity like this twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
People get so freaked out when you kiss them with your eyes open, especially when they don't know you.
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry for the lame question but any hints on where to buy non leather and non pvc men's wallets? That don't look like I made them?
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Let me love you. Just a little. I adore you. Nothing else will do.
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Twice? Sounds terribly irresponsible. I'm incredibly picky so somewhere nice. Pancakes in the morning. Assuming I'll be ravenous, yes? Ttx
May 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone says "____ is going to be the future" I laugh in their face and reply, "That will never happen." N… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Say It by @maggierogers is my jam. Blasted it on the way back from the beach this arvo and it was a wondrous mood… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum had a party so our family mothers day celebrations got shifted to next week. When we called her to wish her hap… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
Support the Yes vote by going to #yesfestau! 29th of October! Profits go to @amequality #marriageequality bit.ly/2yM9QLB
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
I eat like I hate myself when I'm home alone
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I thought I was just a normal person. Then I got into social media. Now I know I'm great.
October 28th 2017
@natalietran
haven't uploaded in almost a year but I hear things are going really swell for people on youtube right now
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
All I wanted 18 years ago was to be on the Spice Girls bus. Not much has changed
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see people act I'm just blown away. How do actors conjure and convey emotion like that? I can't even act… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…