videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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July 19th 2018
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RT @PearsonElaine : The 5th anniversary of the Australian government depositing people in misery & suffering on isolated Pacific islands at…
December 27th 2018
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Wine and ink pic.twitter.com/9BimefwwPP
August 7th 2018
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Yes! I have! I'm going to read this twitter.com/ANMMuseum/stat…
December 5th 2018
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yeah yeah but more importantly, birds eat scones?
December 6th 2018
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I would slap someone if I saw them only eat 6. I'd slap them. Then I'd slap them again. twitter.com/cbs46/status/1…
March 19th 2018
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ooft my bad. Sorry. Didn't realise he thought of the name, had read her saying she was the owner. They had enough… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 7th 2018
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Young love is incredible. There's nothing quite like it. Whenever I see two young people in love I scream "HA! ENJO… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 5th 2018
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no pressure to youtubers but kylie released a video that's decent in length, probably has good retention, and all it took was a secret baby
August 4th 2019
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Animals know too much
January 4th 2018
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August 24th 2017
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Sydney personal trainer recommendations? Preferably someone who can get results with no work. Last part not a joke.
August 26th 2018
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RT @BenQuilty : Tomorrow night I speak at the @melbwritersfest about my book, ‘Home, Drawings by Syrian Children’... in bookshops now https:…
July 8th 2018
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Hot guy: Listen, I can’t solve your depression. Me: OMG would it HURT TO TRY
February 8th 2018
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Wooot! <3 twitter.com/nashedgerton/s…
February 2nd 2018
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gahhh love this interview w @TomCruise about breaking his ankle and finishing the scene. How do I rent out a cinema… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 4th 2019
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Thank you for my mug, Scott. Hitmen make the best ex husbands @lucifersjocks pic.twitter.com/3w6sDCydzR
February 21st 2017
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Ain't nothing like some good old human trafficking twitter.com/smh/status/833…
January 6th 2019
@natalietran
They cut before you can see but the black van that picks up Marie Kondo actually lifts off the ground and flies her back to her planet
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
aw, this actually makes me really happy. I spend a horrid amount of time wondering if these things are noticed twitter.com/markkaanthony/…
January 15th 2019
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RT @MSomboli : 3 Years in the making and tomorrow we are off and running! Free coffee to make your day flow. Open from 6am. Come along and…
March 20th 2017
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yes pic.twitter.com/Aby6AUeUWg
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is age or a sign that I'm a serial killer, but young people have such lovely skin
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
If you don't want to have Indian for dinner then maybe we should just stop this now before feelings get involved
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
How can this still be happening abc.net.au/news/2017-10-0…
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
computer mouses used to have balls inside them. The school accused girls of looking at pornography and pulled them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2018
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email from dad pic.twitter.com/89OCtH0FNe
April 27th 2016
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Loved the @fwong monologue in this. Great stuff twitter.com/fwong/status/7…
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
best day ever pic.twitter.com/lNPLte7FdJ
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
I'm always upset when I think about what title or label a reality show would give me. None of the options look good
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
After telling my 7 year old niece I had to leave and go back to work she told me I should just tell people I died a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
This game is giving me chest pains. Come on @BlueJays Just 48 consecutive home runs. That's all we need!
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
I want a baby so much. Oh wait, just saw one eating food. Don't worry.
April 16th 2015
@natalietran
I spend too much time deciding if I should tuck or untuck my shirt. As if anyone is going to think I'm less of a dick with my shirt untucked
October 24th 2017
@natalietran
At what point in life do you start understanding what customised license plates are meant to say?
July 4th 2020
@natalietran
7yo niece made a list of names. Underneath she drew a line and wrote "These are my enemies." I miss that kind of drive in life.
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
hi! I'm doing better. After I posted that I wasn't doing great, friends and fam reached out and I know by now to ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I love standing next to people who have just showered. There’s this strange scent of warmth off them and a gorgeous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
a woman stood next to me in the supermarket and we both looked at caramel popcorn for longer than sensible. I think she was my soulmate.
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
omg I love how political Jude Law is getting these days #blessed twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
watched John Wick 3 today. I freaking love that series and that I almost vomited at some of the violence in between laughs.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
How big is the fine, Scott? I've got some savings and feel you're really limiting your potential. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
The quickest and most effective way for us to do something about climate change is to change our diets. Huge effect and we can do it.
July 29th 2020
@natalietran
orthodontist: You haven't been in to see us for a while me: sorry, just been bit busy with w- orthodontist: It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
[me, pushing in front of people in line and sitting on Santa's knee] Santa: What would you like for Christm- Me: No… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Very sorry about this but unfortunately I will no longer be able to attend @Vidcon this year :( pic.twitter.com/JGtfAvAn9O
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ginamei : My forever mood. pic.twitter.com/J8TZelWd8Y
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @scienceshitpost : pic.twitter.com/8e0ixx6uaW
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
someone you've been crushing on hard: honey, I've booked us a surprise getaway... twitter.com/lonelyplanet/s…
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
You start making a "30 minute" recipe and next thing you know it's 4am
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran you trying to keep up with me when we walk down the street twitter.com/HiriartP/statu…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry guys, been guilty of making a monumental series of poor decisions lately. The idea of editing a video with my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 4th 2020
@natalietran
❤️❤️❤️ it was @SimoneGiertz so you can understand that I wanted to impress twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and the kings won! pic.twitter.com/00hGNtCoTD
May 20th 2018
@natalietran
Went to my sister's last night and she bought me an old wedding dress to wear to watch the royal wedding. Highly re… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 8th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful evening at @Concertgebouw and such a pleasure to get to hear the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra pic.twitter.com/CdmRBpgjVV
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sydney-siders, if you can be there to show support. These poor kids and their family. Hope to see you there! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Unfortunately not in Sydney otherwise I'd be there! Aaron's great! twitter.com/aaronch3n/stat…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
May 1st 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is having someone tell you they hide money from their partner while their partner is in the bathroom. You can't have friends.
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
what's occurring? Yessss!!!! twitter.com/ABC_COMEDY/sta…
April 12th 2020
@natalietran
folks, it's been a wild ride.
November 6th 2017
@natalietran
too many feelings
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Difference: No campaigners feel victimised yet hold all the power and deny others equal rights. The Yes text asks people for equal rights.
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Fair enough " @MBCraig57 : @YouTube @natalietran I am pretty sure retweeting an older video doesn't count as putting up one this week.... "
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
If you missed it, I threw a bbq to celebrate 10 years and this is how it went >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/hkOoXpSIXc
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Got my new license. What the actual fuck. Hand on my heart I thought I was smiling when this photo was taken. I eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 29th 2017
@natalietran
My hilarious friend Sheridan @5oh19 wrote a book! smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry they're a bit late but sending out the p4a pics today from aus. Thanks if you got one. X instagram.com/p/xvOTfMJxTy/
February 10th 2020
@natalietran
what on earth twitter.com/joshuabadge/st…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Apologies to @aami for the negative publicity. Other providers do it too, I just find it purposefully misleading.Otherwise they've been fine
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
sext. Is this how it works?
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being Harry and Meghan watching a Lifetime movie about your relationship. What an experience. This should b… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Also, please know I don't feel I have ANY say when it comes to your relationship. Nobody voted on my relationship. I'm really sorry.
June 15th 2020
@natalietran
RT @SBSMovies : You'll have the best seat in the house. 40 world-class cinematic gems from the Festival’s past, for free. Curated by @sydfil…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
This is my favourite thread today twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ajgarrick : @natalietran pic.twitter.com/uxn6p9q4a8
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @WFP : The situation in northeast #Syria is dire. People say what they need most is food, medicine, clothes and other daily essentials.…
July 15th 2019
@natalietran
Love hearts and fireworks for Bastille Day pic.twitter.com/KZqhes9uhu
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Computer, I don’t want to update anything. Ever. Not in an hour, not tonight, not tomorrow. Now get off my lawn
June 27th 2019
@natalietran
Haven't met a pull door I haven't pushed
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
Watching the @bluejays vs @mets! When I say watching, I mean shoving chips in my mouth pic.twitter.com/xmxWWXSRfa
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Love it!! Can't wait to visit this library. So many cool looking spaces. twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Lunar New Year lunch with mum and dad at which mum fulfilled my request for the very traditional dish of hash browns pic.twitter.com/DT5AePJiTw
May 25th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Jaydub77 : Hi. Every year my poetry group makes an anthology. We've had some good reviews over the years & there's lots of varied, intel…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
One day I’d like to be the kind of person who other people photograph in black and white
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
time for laughs @ronnychieng 's new Netflix special viewing at lunch pic.twitter.com/HiOuBBiIKf
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying to comments on my last video for the next hour if you hop on now *May type with two fingers
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @meynewyatt : Sister is questioned at NIDA audition callback 1998. Because she is Aboriginal, ‘Do you have at least one good parent?’ Fla…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
They didn't get in touch so no, not honestly twitter.com/SBS/status/950…
November 11th 2016
@natalietran
Candles, hey? Fancy
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
at least things are only getting worse
June 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : Last year, 9,000+ donors, artists, musicians, and activists stood united at the #ASRCTelethon to raise $1.1 million to support p…
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
My best friend, Sar, is incredible. She follows a million boyband twitter accounts and mine so I constantly post/do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
Me: you're seven! Woah! can you believe all the amazing things you've done in seven years? You've learned to walk,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Cannot move bed frame back. Will have to sleep in living room forever
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
this person makes me laugh so much twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @thedavidferrier : Hi! follow my Insta for new cartoons pretty much every day! Love, David. Instagram.com/davidferrierca… https://t.co/vQfDWL…
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually pine after clothing but I desperately want Jude Law's wardrobe in The Young Pope pic.twitter.com/IN6PzVDNGn
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's mean but sometimes I just say "nice diversity" when I enter a room full of writers or producers to watch them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2020
@natalietran
exposed ceilings and everything twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/…
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nprscottsimon : I can’t find my old friend Luc Longley on Twitter. Could Aussie friends let him know that we have his old game shoe, and…
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hairdresser: What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Nothing, ok? Every time nothing
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
Why put liquorice in a mix of otherwise pleasant lollies? Why? Because you're the devil?
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Just so bummed about this comment as a fan. It’s comparing professionally produced content to user generated content and then calling the
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Watched Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time. I always thought the idea was that everyone knew it was Robin Williams in disguise. Not so!
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Harder to sneak into work conferences in hotels than movies would have you think
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah look it was a gamble to tweet about pencils. You can't say I'm not brave
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
After rewatching the first half hour of Pretty Woman, I've decided I'd like to be a prostitute too. That's the point of this movie, right?
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
Waking up to an alarm is for losers. Be a man and wake up to an anxiety attack.
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
Happy birthday to one of my favourite people, @mjhawley x pic.twitter.com/Zc3w3c6ofh
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Congratulations and thank you, @johngreen ! I just hugged this book and it told me to calm down and give it some sp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
When does thinking you should have really learned how to skate because people in skate parks look happy, go away?
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @PagetKagy : New Trailer + 1st Season Asian-Am @KatLovesLA HERE: youtube.com/c/katloveslase… #AsAmCreatorRollCall @gracesu @AlbertHur888 @gre…
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Socks are great
May 6th 2020
@natalietran
. @lucydurack has cowritten a lockdown love story. Just watched all eps and it was lovely. Also starring… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Wrong Level of Elevator Doom > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Because people would prefer if you shot them pic.twitter.com/T3yYpzZGrS
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is just forgetting how to spell most words.
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely messages x
August 31st 2017
@natalietran
I loved going to open home inspections and having someone tell me how great it would be to use the backyard. You don't know me at all.
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
went to a gallery the other day with @RemyHii who had one of the best reactions to art I've ever seen. He looked a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Finished work. Filmed beautiful models all day. Had to pretend was full at lunch because beautiful people don't eat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 23rd 2020
@natalietran
We have 10 famous people in Australia pic.twitter.com/651GgCyKpV
July 5th 2020
@natalietran
making a cup of tea and holy moly I'm going to enjoy it SO HARD
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through my donation and you can too! Well done to the amazing team and all their helpers at @ASRC1 … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
I will never go to sovereign hill without you @tim_dunlop just like how you will never go first class emirates wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I think it's time to quit the internet but then I realise I would be happier and we don't want that happening
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Really hoping to make more content in 2019. Should I focus on
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : Peaceful protest continues today in #Manus prison. You have no right to cut power & water on 900 ppl who've been tortu…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
You'd think lying in bed in my underwear eating nachos would feel good. It doesn't. It feels gross. And fantastic.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Worcestershire sauce twitter.com/BrokeNdSad/sta…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
. @netflix how do I pitch Asians in Cars Getting Hysterical It's just me driving my mum anywhere
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
People often don't prepare you for how hard life gets as an adult so let me give you one piece of information I wis… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2019
@natalietran
I have a pink dress that I bought and have never worn and would like someone to take me somewhere I can wear it bef… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
Someone had to make these. Next time I get annoyed and think, "why am I doing this?" I'll remember this picture. twitter.com/UniversalPicsA…
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has been asking to pick my profile pictures lately. She picks them from my instagram and she just asked me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
I do it constantly but am sad to announce that people no longer get Avatar sex scene references when you drop them into conversation
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I love when people suggest men of fighting age shouldn't be refugees. Think of anybody you love and wish them into a place of danger.
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
relationships are just two people arguing over the aircon in a car
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
votes by terrified idiots impressed by this stunt > every terrible consequence that comes along with this kind of behaviour #borderforce
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
Trump saying our Prime Minister is worse than him when it comes to the treatment of asylum seekers. Sick burn, bro.
June 23rd 2020
@natalietran
Mum does this really weird thing in the family chat where she often addresses me outside of 'everyone' What's goin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 20th 2020
@natalietran
A stray cat nearby had a litter and now there are these baby kittens running around our backyard and they're offens… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just got asked to paint the house number on the bins and I've never felt so alive and trusted.
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
thank FUCK twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
please destroy me
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
It can be frustrating when people just want to complain and don't actually want to be offered help to orchestrate t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
*googles how many calories do panic attacks burn*
March 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @smh : A new report by the Australian Strategic Policy Institute alleges some factories that supply major global brands including Nike an…
December 17th 2018
@natalietran
had a flat tyre and this lovely person came over and changed it for me! Not sure what gave away that I had no idea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many, many moons ago, a mystical giant helped cinemas decide what Small, Medium, and Large serving sizes were
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is flirting with me or if they mean it when they tell me they don't know who… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
Today the only email I opened was a promotional one from my favourite Indian restaurant. That's work life balance.
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair to lose followers after making a joke about God. You follow him through way worse.
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
Had a conversation with someone who pointed at me and told me 'my daughter is dating one of you, a Chinese or Japan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2020
@natalietran
fuck twitter.com/SylvanianUK/st…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
We're so social @anthonypadilla ! pic.twitter.com/0YEunuWcXV
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
<3 one of my favourite movies and movie couples, His Girl Friday youtube.com/watch?v=m8lzya…
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
hey guys! Sorry, work's been a bit hectic hence the delay but I have end of this week free to film so I'll be filming then!
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do people have kids? I just moaned at my mother for asking me to collect some food she made me because I told her I missed it
February 13th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : There is no government policy that can justify the abuse of children #LetThemStay mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-1…
December 7th 2019
@natalietran
nice Except... she seemed happier before? That's a little upsetting twitter.com/VancityReynold…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine watching the fight and then thinking about how the same man has punched a mother in front of her children
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
marry me, banksy hyperallergic.com/464419/1-3m-ba…
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
me: Do you ever feel lonely at night? me: Sometimes
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Today one of my best friends @tim_dunlop stopped his car in the middle of the road and made me get out and steal f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Tim? I 100% believe this. twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Starting to reply to work emails with: I'm sorry, I think I'll be famous by then :( :(
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @misschutuckshop : Help save misschu Ok - so just a little reminder of what’s happened thus far: - I created a brand in 2007 to... http…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
A bird set its nest up in our roof. Try complaining about that without sounding like an evil character in a Disney movie.
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
planning ahead so that you finish work on time is for cowards
July 15th 2020
@natalietran
it's perfect twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
I NEVER break promises but realised the time difference tonight sucks so will upload tomorrow at the usual time. pic.twitter.com/n6hzQm0BHB
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
. @margaretcho is in town soon and here's where you can get tickets twitter.com/margaretcho/st…
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
and the pros? twitter.com/abcnews/status…
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
Kingsman comes out tomorrow! So excited @mrmarkmillar !
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
never been to watch the fireworks in Sydney, where's a good place to watch them?
April 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @ThelmaIlianaM : @natalietran it's gonna be a good month! pic.twitter.com/Jl54ToI6RS
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
covered an event for work and while we watched the cameras flashing on the red carpet arrivals someone next to me s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
royal commission into why ironing boards are such arseholes
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw @MissSaigonUK . Too many feels. Was wonderful to finally get to see Tamsin on stage! pic.twitter.com/dJ39UJlgi3
November 4th 2018
@natalietran
Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. Except people who start group chats. You guys can suck it.
December 28th 2019
@natalietran
Grammarly, I don't know what I did to you
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : If you don't agree with what your government is doing on Manus and Nauru please join one of these protests. https://t.…
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
North Yorkshire Police found a ring and posted for its owner on Facebook. Excellent comments. pic.twitter.com/6ZrFZZeGmb
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
July 8th 2020
@natalietran
Almost every fortnight a letter is sent here that is meant for a previous tenant/owner which means every month I si… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
me: I really have to get out of here brain: me too
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
you should be allowed to shoot someone if they're licking an envelope and make eye contact with you
June 13th 2020
@natalietran
RT @HannahD15 : Facebook is full of posts like this after dozens of refugees flew out from Nauru and PNG to go to the US this week. https://…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
break out the blankets twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
*presses send and prays that client replies 'woah! you got it in one! Superb job! No changes! You're a hero!'*
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'd stop listening to the voices in my head if they didn't have such goddamn interesting stuff to say
March 4th 2020
@natalietran
the dating world is insane. I'm so sick of making out with someone, accidentally calling them 'dad,' and then crying all night
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
Went to try on a coat. The assistant put it on me and it looked awful. On me. Not in general. It's a great coat. Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Had a haircut today. Almost nailed the "don't look interested in products they put in front of you" look But I was interested I'M ONLY HUMAN
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I want a whole screen dedicated to @AndrewGaze10 at every @SydneyKings game <3 pic.twitter.com/kWAsjcA48g
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who use speakerphone. Everybody should have secrets.
May 13th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just ate a whole pizza, cried, ate hot chips, and then contemplated changing my hair colour. So I guess it's that time of the month
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
Only because the Katy version is going around You cannot break the human spirit. We are one in this. pic.twitter.com/CaIAj4DBdS
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Tonight I will create an assembly line of crackers and eat them while my cat watches. Have a great Friday night!
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : While @ASRC1 lawyers do all they can to do 850+ refugees applications by Oct 1 u can help #KeepThemSafe by Donating: https://t.…
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Can someone tell dominic fike to come to aus
January 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Information regarding advocacy by concerned citizens & organisations for Hakeem al-Araibi is attached. Targets, themes, a…
August 1st 2016
@natalietran
A kid skateboarded down the shopping aisle I was in with a gopro and then filmed a 360 video of the pasta section. Subscribed
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
Same xoxo twitter.com/chrysnathemm/s…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
If 2018 was a bit of a let down, go somewhere quiet, close your eyes, reflect, and know you're the reason for that.
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
She penned a reminder to remove the catseat before she offered a ride next time.
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
yes twitter.com/ClintFalin/sta…
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
In case you missed it, tomorrow is @zedtown in Syd - a huge zombie nerf war my amazing friend Andrew is running!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
I need someone who drinks to help me buy wine to bring to people's houses. Every time I go up to the person at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
Is Baby Driver the beginning of Drive?
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @GoodyearBlimp : It’s literally what we do, Maureen. twitter.com/momoneydollas/…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Usher’s song Love in This Club has the lyrics: You ever made love to a thug In the club with his sights on '87 jea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
7-8 times a year I like to wipe away tears and google "tiny cabin in the woods away from everybody for sale"
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! How Daylight Saving Should Be > youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E < Because time travel should be more fun than sleep pic.twitter.com/cdCrNQjpZf
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SalwaBarmaky : Medical student say we care. #detentionharmshealth please share to bring them here!! @Kon__K @drstewart_MSF @natalietran …
June 19th 2020
@natalietran
haha had no idea legend was an aussie thing but yes, you're a legend! Thanks for donating to @ASRC1 ! x twitter.com/LukeLeonhard/s…
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
from now on, if other shows don't reveal ancient mummies, I'm out twitter.com/joshuagates/st…
June 22nd 2020
@natalietran
I try to not make too many assumptions about people because life is complicated and we seem to stop sharing as much… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 16th 2020
@natalietran
When I was 11 a family friend's kid asked to play hide and seek. We were in a small fairly bare room. Dad pulled me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It has been seven years and the cat still hates me
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
Happy holidays. Hope you're happy. Just had a really lovely lunch with my folks and they told me about all the medi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Absolutely smitten with @maggierogers Don't know how I hadn't seen this INCREDIBLE live video before. Fills the he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
me: Are you going ok with the isolation? Do you need me to go get you books? dad: Isolation is my old friend. Duri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in NY, my awesome friend @ronnychieng is performing April 20 and 21st at timessquarenyc.org/node/39115
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Without being dramatic, I'd sell all of you for a tray of ripe australian mangoes
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
Happy New Year! May your 2017 be filled with awkward touches, accidental instagram likes, poorly reheated food, and lots of love
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Back in my day it cost money per sext
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Asking a fit person what they did that morning is like hearing about a parallel universe.
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is a poor reflection of who I am but whenever a bookstore doesn’t have the book I want in stock I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
they're on holidays and I miss them instagram.com/p/BOqshKIAkIE/…
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I go in to a workplace for a job and see someone I follow on Twitter. I look at them, imagine a circle a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
yes. I find myself being horrible sometimes because of this mentality. Even now if I tell mum something might be u… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OI1Y20FtOM
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
My parents told me I had to see something. 'It's very important!' they insisted. They bought me another cat jumper pic.twitter.com/12ez4kWTC0
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so turned on that some of you knew which pen I was using. Just so you know, it's a broad nib. Talk dirty to me some more.
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I don't know much about boxing but did everyone just watch someone who is serial batterer of women? What?
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
1. Nailed it 2. Need to exercise pic.twitter.com/dOWLypoPZH
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
apologies, that was meant to be directed at one person. I'll leave it though, because you're all pretty good looking
March 17th 2020
@natalietran
. @adambspencer kindly taught me how to start reading cryptic crossword clues. He demonstrated much patience. pic.twitter.com/DX81Crblgd
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
bananas are the sweatpants of fruit
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want children. Then I remember cats aren't children
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Teddy, ask me. Forget Josephine. pic.twitter.com/0uaA7P1eYi
September 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been an ambitious person but if this is what you can do when you own a successful company, I'm in twitter.com/AFP/status/908…
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
anybody here used the remarkable paper pad? I always write in notebooks and have to type things up later and am won… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever wake up, eat pancakes someone has lovingly made for you from scratch, sip your tea, and think ‘there ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 30th 2017
@natalietran
It's Rowan's birthday tomorrow and I just caught him opening and using his present without telling me. The balls on this kid
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
At a bookshop and feeling very judged by this sign pic.twitter.com/vVut1EitUv
May 3rd 2020
@natalietran
Quite often I drive past my house because I don't want to make the person behind me wait. I go down the street to t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nobody can understand a relationship they're not a part of- sometimes you can't even understand the relationships y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
You invite people over to watch The Bachelor. Soon after they arrive they realise you don’t even own a tv. It’s too… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
I would like to receive a Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for each time I write "Also, please let me know if there are a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
No Australian Approves youtu.be/Ec3CTlovSK8
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : When the Australian Government imprisoned Mohamed in its refugee camp on Manus, he had a 2 year old daughter and a pregnant wi…
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Automatic Out of Office emails are strange. If I had one it would just say "CYA L8R SUCKA. If this is urgent please email emma@office.com"
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Met some very talented, ambitious young people. It was exhausting.
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
The basketball team I follow ( @SydneyKings ) has always had a lion mascot. Now, suddenly, he started brining his KID… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
and Dom throws some shade! Shoutout to all my shorts-wearing no matter how cold it is cameramen/clipboard carrying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
as real as your words ^ insider joke tweet version of tattoo
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
someone keeps ringing my landline and hanging up and quite frankly it's been the only exercise I've had in a while
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
too many babies in grocery stores with smokers cough
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
filming a wedding groom: I've planned a surprise after dessert. Can you film it? me: Sure. What is it? groom: It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Do parents really not have favourites? I find that hard to believe because I’m a lot more fun than my sister.
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : A man stabs his daughter in her sleep, who runs from him screaming. He chases her to the shops and grabs her by the neck, st…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
This is my favourite picture because you know that robot is the workplace bitch twitter.com/spectatorindex…
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
new vid up later today! Also, here's a gift I was given "Ohmygosh how did you know?!" "I saw your search history." pic.twitter.com/mjTKd25iLq
August 9th 2017
@natalietran
Today I had a fight with the man at the convenience store about using my own jar for a slurpee. So you know, things are going well for me.
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @NSWRFS : Canoon Road, South Turramurra (Ku-ring-gai LGA): A bush fire is burning in the area of Canoon Road, South Turramurra. The fire…
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine being able to sit in front of the mirror at the hairdresser's and not want to punch it
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
new year new abandoned projects
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Pure bliss. @Vegemite on toast and had a lamington with tea. I've missed you, Australia
June 6th 2020
@natalietran
and it won't be pretty. Businesses will jump on this. Protests are not the same. twitter.com/pryorlisa/stat…
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
filling a dish and leaving it to soak in the sink is my equivalent of ghosting
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Ronny! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
" @RowanJones_ : @natalietran read the room facebook" Sorry, can't hear you because I was in one photo with my head cropped off
September 24th 2017
@natalietran
I like to go online and look at beginner hip hop dancing classes, imagine a new me, and then resume my normal life about once a year
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
one great mind looking for another I'll throw @nashedgerton into the mix as my suggestion. He has some great track… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
yayyy twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
me, morphing my personality to win someone else's approval pic.twitter.com/kjemjp5kGV
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
All news about the latest health studies and developments confirm I’m going to die soon
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
When I write my book about how I became a handsome billionaire, this part of my life will be a chapter titled 'fuck it, wear the hoodie'
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
No, I was listening to a song that kicks me in the guts. It's ridiculously sad when you listen to the lyrics despit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Men should tell you at the beginning of a date if they went through a thing where they were a DJ at parties. It's a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
John Wick needs to sit down, take a deep breath, and have a cup of tea.
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cancels tickets to toronto* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
women owe you nothing
June 17th 2016
@natalietran
Women never check out what I wear but today I carried a cupcake down the street and every head turned. I was Karlie Kloss.
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Does heaven have a number of child molestation cases it caps entrance at? twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
!!!! Larry David pin and keyring!!! Pretty good. Prettty pretttyy good. Thanks robo!! pic.twitter.com/z0SnVtuBDy
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Guess I can now say my Saturday night was fucking wild twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
Jesus. BTS have more concerts happening so I guess I have to figure out how to get tickets again and take my friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
No worries, order a salad. Make everyone else feel bad
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Filming a vid for tomorrow. It's actually last year's xmas script. Are people are still talking about oscar selfies? pic.twitter.com/kqCJBBMVUP
March 21st 2020
@natalietran
have watched this multiple times and recommend you do the same youtube.com/watch?v=9CDT0c…
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/Tv4PQY0IpW
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
♥️
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
tickets for shawn mendes concert had this little 'gentle reminder' As someone who frequently skims things and rock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
getting older is telling a friend you think you're in love with someone and having them say "don't be stupid" befor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
glitter tattoos with my nieces is this how #coachella works? pic.twitter.com/BnHlr70PUA
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
writing a video to film tomorrow and I'm so excited! How long has it been? A week? Multiplied by 10?
February 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ChrisEvans : I’m choosing to believe that the coyote sounds like Michael J. Fox and the badger sounds like Sam Elliot and they’re best f…
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan: you bought me so many presents when we started dating. I thought you were moneybags but turns out you were n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
never agree to disagree
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Also I lost a key to a postbox 10 years ago and was too scared to tell them. It eats at me every day. I wish I were joking
November 20th 2015
@natalietran
cya, China and HK. Sorry to the girl in HK wearing my shirt who I screamed at. You didn't turn around. That's cool pic.twitter.com/GP19BCFLNq
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hey! It's almost the end of the financial year so a wonderful time to get in those last minute donations! The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
woah twitter.com/WayThingWorks/…
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @theqza : Applications for the inaugural Jesse Cox Audio Fellowship close TOMORROW ie JULY 30 so get your submission in! https://t.co/2UV…
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
People who want to do more than just eat hot chips in the sun are out of my league
June 10th 2016
@natalietran
Unfortunately the 17 hour long videos I make of my cat might not cut it but this sounds great if you have a short! twitter.com/MarkDuplass/st…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Too hard to explain but this was the moment @nashedgerton became my hero pic.twitter.com/g4PraRMjEy
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Here's the thing about being an Incel. You can be the nicest person on the planet (you're definitely not) and you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 17th 2017
@natalietran
It’s exhausting being an everyday hero
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Getting ready for my hot date that's not with @mickyb273
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
You can make a monthly or one off donation or they also have collection points where you can donate packets of pads… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I feel like I'm getting better at acting like I'm not terrified when someone's dog greets me at the door
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
what twitter.com/ABCBrokenHill/…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VariousDan : @natalietran 4 months later...
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Being great is exhausting
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Fill the shelves of the @ASRC1 Foodbank for refugee families by filling your tummy with my delicious #FeastForFreedom this Thur…
June 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @angusmcz : Proud to again be supporting @ASRC1 during their #ASRCTelethon on #worldrefugeeday tmw by putting this drawing I made of @Beh…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Started writing last night and have somehow ended up with almost seven thousand words. Hope I can finish this story… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 23rd 2020
@natalietran
Isn't it crazy that one day this baby will be an adult saying something like "Who is our home and contents insuranc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
Don't exaggerate. It's been 3 days. I will make something again. Just have to figure out what. Would like to do som… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 21st 2016
@natalietran
If only 18 year old me could see me now, reading pizza pamphlets for 5 minutes and sticking them on the fridge with free chemist magnets
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
stop twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : What do you do with food photos? @natalietran ponders the same question #YTFF goo.gl/8qrxPR pic.twitter.com/Kx9gLOrM3i
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
My huge fan @nashedgerton is great pic.twitter.com/Rt8k1CU8JJ
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
Let's flatter each other stupid
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
*walks into ocean* twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw << This week's vid in case you missed it yesterday :)
July 6th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : We’ve quadrupled our meals made a day at ASRC Catering to support the families in the public housing towers so we can make 1,00…
May 28th 2015
@natalietran
Seeing U2 in concert! Behind who I am sure is the only guy in this stadium- no wait, any stadium, wearing a top hat pic.twitter.com/0ct5l9mpTO
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Partner had never seen Grease so we watched it together. He almost ruined it by continually asking if they were mea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Gosh I forgot how much I liked this playlist we all put together! So many songs I discovered! Yes! Let's do one soo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 19th 2020
@natalietran
*gets on knees and prays* Please Harry and Meghan on House Hunters International
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope the US Election wins Best Motion Picture – Drama #GoldenGlobes
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Greens leader Richard Di Natale: "The reality is this 'it's OK to be white' slogan has got a long history in the white su…
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
boom! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I really hope what happened after this was a brilliant night. twitter.com/Savmasta/statu…
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
So interesting reading about how influencers are ruining things/not real celebrities. Think about how shitty the idea of celebrity is at all
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hope you're well and happy! Happy holidays!
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait for the Ken Burns Bowling Green Massacre series
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
For the love of God, whoever keeps selling my mum ugly things, I will find you and end your life. Our family chat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
My Downloads folder is just menu pdfs of places I don't go
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
Donate now to the @ASRC1 ! It’s an hour of power, all donations up to $30,000 are being MATCHED! #ASRCtelethon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne peeps! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm doing so well!! That's why I'm online so much!
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
cause I'm lazy as fuck twitter.com/gentiIes/statu…
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
I have a TON of movie ideas if we're spitballing twitter.com/catsmovie/stat…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm watching Elvis Impersonator videos tonight. Cool cool
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan once surprised me at a party by leaving the room and coming back dressed as Elvis. About halfway through the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
I want the voices to go away but I also don’t want to miss out on what they say
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Inbetween the Mr's They didn't laugh at that like they should have... Hey its @nashedgerton and @lucifersjocks pic.twitter.com/WTHadtRj7e
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! pic.twitter.com/uigb7DN7xj
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
June 17th 2017
@natalietran
The word 'influencer' and the way people use it makes me want to vomit
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
I poached an egg today. In a saucepan. Like a youtube tutorial. I'm ready for 2015.
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I'm reading all the celebrity tweets about how boring the boxing match was. Try imagining him beating up women. Surely this is a joke, no?
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
you're not friends with a woman until you've listened to her talk about getting a fringe/bangs
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
"what are your symptoms?" "anxiety" "that's a diagnosis, not symptoms" "I want to pull all the skin off my face" "?" *pulls skin off face*
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
loved this read. Highly recommend @TrentDalton twitter.com/TrentDalton/st…
January 31st 2020
@natalietran
This koala looks like a lamington and I love it. pic.twitter.com/KcE8oLIIdp
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
mum: you're not young, you're not sexy me: thanks mum
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Well according to my cat, being loved and showered with affection is very boring
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
I've been dropping SO many hints about what I want for Valentine's Day. Really hope I pick up on them.
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
Adam and Eve twitter.com/BuzzFeedOz/sta…
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
currently assisting on a photo shoot and if I looked like this model does, I'd be walking around the streets saying 'you're welcome'
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
matcha do about nothing I love tea so matcha a matcha made in heaven <3 pic.twitter.com/SRt8SMcHtt
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
When did Australians become so numb to this? The mother has been recognised as a refugee (fucking insane that we ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
sure sex is great but have you ever killed someone after seeking revenge for 18 years?
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
you never want a donut when it's practical
September 22nd 2015
@natalietran
whenever I scroll through different Fonts I feel like a King surveying his court jesters “Go on, impress me. Show me what you can do”
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason @mickyb273 didn't reply? Where do you get drugs? pic.twitter.com/30Oft54JZB
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
tomorrow! @ronnychieng 's netflix special twitter.com/NetflixIsAJoke…
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for twitter. Before twitter I was just an angry person with bad jokes to share.
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Rainmaker1973 : Watch how the Australian Bat Clinic cares for orphaned baby bats: feeding, grooming, attending to their medical needs, a…
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Hey there pic.twitter.com/8H1yB7nWgX
June 13th 2020
@natalietran
all of this is EXACTLY why I always say 'no' whenever someone tries to make a statue of me. Not even little ones.
September 7th 2017
@natalietran
See if you can spot my cameo in the latest Taylor Swift music video ;) ;) ;) ;) I bet you can't! Cause it's not there!
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I hate seeing videos of pets reunited with owners they haven't seen for 100 years. How do they remember? I can't even remember this morning
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
:( Terrace House is so stressful. Whenever someone has upset someone else I want to vomit
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
went to MIP once and ended up meeting someone who I really admired and we hung out. Strange night. Ended with me cr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
... *packs bags* *slides into DMs* pic.twitter.com/O5ZMlWpnbG
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
I have worn through I already own. And to prove I'm still hip,here's a pic of me with instagram filters looking thin pic.twitter.com/lTY556qttS
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I want to go to there #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/RLYU1gFdP7
December 14th 2017
@natalietran
Had such awful vertigo today the doctor better tell me a fucking wizard put a spell on me
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Will track down @Daniel_Sloss and ask him to marry me one day. @Daniel_Sloss and @PhilNWang great combo twitter.com/ComedyCentralU…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's so hard to tell if someone likes you. When someone says the idea of being with you sounds like a nightmare, what does that mean?
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
will never not love the many elements that make this photo weird pic.twitter.com/c6U86KkCQ2
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Occasionally I buy an article of clothing that's in fashion. Then it looks at me, throws its head back, and laughs.
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
Blank space @veritasium instagram.com/p/w6Z4kepxQr/
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Tell me more about this sugar baby arrangement thing. Can you really just do dinners? Asking for me.
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
can't stop listening to this pic.twitter.com/GWzqnTCXgO
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
A tad under the weather this week. Darn cold. Would it be ok if I uploaded snippets from my talk about Asians in Media instead?
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Get this @jjflanagan song in you Honest Man open.spotify.com/track/02jXcH8b…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : 9 hours left in the #p4a fundraiser this year. Still great perks available: indiegogo.com/projects/proje…
February 18th 2020
@natalietran
Thanks Jake Paul! twitter.com/jakepaul/statu…
February 20th 2020
@natalietran
How can the media continue to report like this? It's a suspected murder-suicide. He is suspected of killing his th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Josh Lyman! I mean Frank Underwood! I mean The White House! pic.twitter.com/pqp8p5ihCi
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
In my 20s we made out in this car. On my 30th we drove to dinner in it with bulk toilet paper in the backseat #adult pic.twitter.com/iJ4pEYkdpO
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thisisamplify : We played a game of 'Have You Ever' with @natalietran & found out some pretty interesting things
July 23rd 2017
@natalietran
humans
December 1st 2017
@natalietran
keep watching. This is great. twitter.com/timtimfed/stat…
March 23rd 2020
@natalietran
I don't like it pic.twitter.com/f61G8QPy5V
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Just realised I'm turning 31 this year. Things are not looking good for my become a 30 Under 30 person dream.
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
aw guys, come on! How can you not know what video stores are? The amount of boys behind video store counters I've fallen in love with...
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Autocorrect, I’ve got this. It’s an in joke. You had to be there.
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Filmed a vid to start the next lot of vids I've been working on! Really excited to finish and upload it next week!
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
To their credit, crazy people seem to have fantastic access to skywriters
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
Go on, be that person who uses the word ‘whom’
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Wow, how crazy is the US! Imagine having a government so racist, homophobic, and inhumane. Oh wait....
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
hmm @Youfoodz @woolworths A little concerning that the owners of @Youfoodz are in circles where they think this so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
A large part of being an adult is having nobody there to remind you to drink water
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
just personally though pic.twitter.com/fIsBM4k0Kf
December 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @caitiedelaney : Here’s my impression of the beauty blogger who lives next door to Adam Driver in Marriage Story who was trying to film a…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Happy Bday to my awesome pal @ParkerNorthCa Remember when @taylorswift13 wanted to hang and we said no? Me either! pic.twitter.com/0qtKeMBzvb
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
sorry I'm late, I really didn't want to come.
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
Thinking of taking up cello. Anyone picked it up as an adult? After playing a treble instrument? Played violin for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/77Msj8bDWM
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. fucking yes @rexorangecounty open.spotify.com/track/6Jl3ZOX6…
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
partner: so I can only buy you ethical, vegan underwear? me: yes. Sent you a list partner: very unromantic me: *whispering* so is cruelty
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
only cowards have safe words
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
My parallel universe buddy! twitter.com/natalieet/stat…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
I did! Check it! ha no all good but I get it now. Men are the worst. Stay inside. Sorry sorry dude better try sleep. Talk soon xx
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
Well if you don’t want to hear about someone eating expired crackers while Facebook stalking their partner’s ex, don’t ask me what's been up
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
been listening to @rexorangecounty 's Loving Is Easy youtube.com/watch?v=I8D_Ya…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
she sighed, defeated, and looked it up on urbandictionary
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just had a lovely tea with @mickyb273 and wanted to share that he's a good egg
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Father of six theguardian.com/australia-news…
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I am acutely aware you find these tweets funny because I am not sexy. It hurts a little. Just kidding. Sexy people have no feelings.
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Bumped in to the lovely Kate last week and she's in her first play!! it's the last few days if you're looking for s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
[Bookshop] Staff: I'm so sorry we don't have that in stock Me: Listen, I've gone to 3 stores today because I still… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Sure, tell me where the hotel gym is located. Why not
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who know their bank details off the top of their head
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
fuck, this guy is great twitter.com/oypoolboy/stat…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Peter Dutton does not deserve even the worst of adjectives to describe him as a person. Australia is a country full… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2019
@natalietran
There are new baby chicks today! I want to hold one so much! pic.twitter.com/SZjVfgQSbD
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just passed the train station I use to wait at every day for 40 mins after school just to see a boy I liked. That poor boy. My poor parents.
October 1st 2019
@natalietran
All episodes of #content are now up to watch! iview.abc.net.au/show/content made by a bunch of excellent folk
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to hear, Brandon. Really enjoyed Telltale games. Good lesson for work, good lesson for life and relationships… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 25th 2020
@natalietran
My 7 and 4 yo nieces asked to do my makeup. They used such force that they broke a pencil on my face. The eldest a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2020
@natalietran
My ex’s family ate out often and would always have me along. I felt guilty so always ordered the soup. For years.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Hi! I love you!
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
I keep friends for a long time because they’ve seen me without makeup so it’s either a lifelong friendship or they have to die.
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
At some point things changed and now I love when a couple fights when we're out.
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Does it mean I'm unhappy if I'm entering more competitions?
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Every fucking day since that video I have received an email saying how my video was made to hurt Asian men. That wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
People need to stop calling themselves disruptors on Linkedin, Kickstarter, and dating sites. That's a heavy way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
at least if you’re being catfished, someone’s answering your texts
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Frak. Just realised you can just look up the gif of the hot moments in a film. This is excellent. Excuse this threa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 29th 2020
@natalietran
RT @HometoBilo : #BREAKING We have lost contact with Priya after she called to say she is being removed from Perth's Fiona Stanley Hospital…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi world. Please forward message that I too could also use some company. Thanks in advance. twitter.com/NoahCentUpdate…
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're online. Or you know, out partying.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Part of me hopes that when Obama comes back from his vacation he goes to his inbox and clicks on a website flash sale email or something.
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
he was. He's done it several times. So have many friends. The amount of times I put wigs on people is up there with… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
oh, Scott, we have to intro you to some more aussies. But really, @ABCTV , renew @tonightly twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Any interior architects in Sydney on my list? Any billionaires who need friends? Any artists who need a muse? But the first one
November 28th 2015
@natalietran
Just texted my sister "Hey. Did we buy tickets to @taylorswift13 for tonight?" "That was four years ago." "Missed it then." "Yes."
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
How great are these headlines from the sag awards? Wish ppl wrote about me like this. Natalie shows off her wrists… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
everyone on twitter is going to hell so we might as well get to know each other
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hey guys! I'm one of the judges in this comp so if you're Aussie,over 15,and have any cool ideas make sure you enter amp.twimg.com/v/15b9e70d-fd0…
March 7th 2019
@natalietran
really hate to be so cliche and preachy but spent a fortnight away from Twitter and only came back to share that I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 21st 2019
@natalietran
Fair enough. Face painting little kid's faces is very hard. Much harder than it looks. The best reaction I got wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 18th 2019
@natalietran
I never have a comeback when Rowan tells me "that's exactly what you said about that giant atlas and how many times… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
I don't leave my house often but when I do, it's to go to the zoo with Will Smith instagram.com/p/BeFLK48HHUE/… pic.twitter.com/aTzbkUH5zE
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
FUCK YES #MarriageEquality
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
I prefer to take all my life advice from the quotes attractive people post.
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : The super secret ops that nobody can talk about: No reporting on Asio operations when even the watchdog won't talk https://t…
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
Time to start thinking up stories so I have things to tell people when they ask what I have planned for the weekend
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
I was on a train once when a guy started masturbating to me. At first I was scared but then got angry and when stop… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
Great. Like the world hasn't already been divided enough. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
I'm sorry for having said mansplaining. It must be awful to have people judge you because of your gender. I'm sorry.
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Spent time with my nieces recently. They're gorgeous. The 4 year old one told me a joke about an elephant crossing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : THIS WEEK ONLY: Donate to the Human Rights Law Centre and your gift will be matched, dollar for dollar. Donate today: h…
February 28th 2020
@natalietran
Scientists detect biggest explosion since Big Bang! bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
ugh can't we just vote for the ABC? twitter.com/smh/status/111…
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : My fire debut novel, Being Black N Chicken & Chips, is out now in all good bookstores, digital, and audiobook!
July 15th 2020
@natalietran
have had many failed auditions but nothing hurt more than when my niece just asked me to "please stop doing the voi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Current Pros for having kids. - someone to find and answer phone - someone to check door is locked - board games - transit lanes
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
How do people share photos of them in change rooms online? Change rooms are where I cry
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I can't believe it's only Tuesday. It feels like be made love to and then taken out to high tea day.
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
come on, pencil skirt, I’m really counting on you to turn things around for me.
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
best kind of delivery to wake up to. Thank you! Almost x pic.twitter.com/FyJx7AoE8T
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I hope my old Sims characters are still happy, in love with all their neighbours, and getting promoted
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just sweated out 834789379287342098 calories getting up at 3am to buy BTS tickets in another country for my friend.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
I think my obsessive ocd bullshit just pushed away someone I care deeply for :( I don't know how to stop it sometimes. This is horrible
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
So in need right now. Would like to feel something else please
April 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Sorry. Remembered a couple reasons why I didn't upload that one but the biggest one was that what I used in the vid… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
So jealous of everyone at @vidcon I wish crowds of people didn't scare me. Hope you're having a wonderful time doing that IRL thing!
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : This is #Faysal Ishak Ahmed. He came from #Sudan hoping #Australia would save his life, instead our government killed him. RI…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
Must Contain One Uppercase Letter >> youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ << This week's video if you missed it. If you didn't, you really...
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I was pretty annoyed at the sexism in GTA. Then I went to see if I could go to Sephora pic.twitter.com/956FKWT7Pl
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @twoscooters : There have been a lot of brave people coming forward about abuse from industry legends lately. If anyone is lamenting the…
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
... would it? twitter.com/Mathemagicianm…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
everything I can to avoid replying to emails twitter.com/NYDailyNews/st…
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
I thought this was The Onion washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
mother in law sent photo of her and Matt Leblanc and wrote "met Jean-Claude Van Damme"
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I mean, she's pretty if you're in to that sort of cliche pretty twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
*sobbing in my mother's arms* mum: You can always move back in with us? *sobs even louder*
May 15th 2020
@natalietran
Sat next to my friend's 7 year old at a dinner table once, I tried to make conversation. "What kind of things are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
was a party last night and got asked 4 times if I worked there
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
even better twitter.com/deanmv/status/…
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Good Photo Side >> youtu.be/F_UUjLu6mI0 << pic.twitter.com/beffXWjMJ6
December 26th 2019
@natalietran
Devastating christmas for a lot of people in Australia this year and it's a good reminder that every day is devasta… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
So many talented people on the @tonightly team and it's a shame to see this happen to a show where so much aussie c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I’m as happy as my online presence suggests
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
If you find someone calling out racism (intended or not) as wholly absurd or overly sensitive, maybe... just maybe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Shame on you @PeterDutton_MP twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Have I told you @Daniel_Sloss is funny? Watch his shows. He sometimes mentions them on his twitter feed. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
April 17th 2015
@natalietran
A big part of me hopes that the guys at Customs at the airport are actually just checking your page out on Facebook
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
twitter > a sense of calm and happiness
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
Yay!!!
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
:( that time the deer and I couldn't tell who the photo was of pic.twitter.com/uLMClkr2mP
September 9th 2018
@natalietran
Record Collector. Awesome store. The Analogue Man and I had a very fun chat. Thanks for the rec @helytimes pic.twitter.com/ah2Pluwkb9
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Does the pizza guy call me the house girl?
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
email from mum, text from dad pic.twitter.com/tMUTWF3LKc
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
RT @BBCBreaking : At least 125 people were killed in this Baghdad car bomb claimed by Islamic State militants bbc.in/29be6fr https:…
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
started to tell a story and my 7 yo niece pulls out her knitting. I mean, it wasn't going to be a long story but ok pic.twitter.com/BdYpJv1zmG
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
To the one percent of people who keep personal diaries and journals, please know this increases your chances of bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
good twitter.com/lesbianrhapsod…
August 17th 2015
@natalietran
yeah no worries, I'll be on the edge of all the wide angle group photos. I did feel my face should be wider
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
aw this just came up in my reminders. 3 years ago! I really fucking love how many friends I've made one way or anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is going to be much harder for my real aged tinder profile. What's most upsetting is I do like all those thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
You could make this place beautiful twitter.com/natalietran/st…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
cool cool cool cool cool twitter.com/smh/status/882…
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Really excited to be going to @vidcon this year! I'm going to have a shower and everything! twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
January 15th 2018
@natalietran
This whole Aziz Ansari thing makes me wonder WHAT is consent these days? If you can't keep hassling and pushing for… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Mental illness is incredibly frustrating and fucking sucks. Lifeline on 13 11 14 Suicide Call Back Service on 130… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 29th 2017
@natalietran
because look what happens twitter.com/natalietran/st…
May 1st 2016
@natalietran
With my favourites @RowanJones_ and @jodiefox at @eg . What a great year! Thanks for having us! pic.twitter.com/fC7n6WHOuk
June 11th 2020
@natalietran
really hoping this passion for the question "do all lives matter?" is applicable when people arrive here to seek as… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what time travel is like but I have missed a step while walking down stairs and that's some crazy shit
May 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'm so sick of always being right
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
A girl at school had one of these and we all thought she was the coolest pic.twitter.com/Gmkcalycv4
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've been cheating on English Breakfast with Darjeeling lately and things are getting serious
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New vid up in about 3 hours. You know, in that awkward time after presents but before lunch pic.twitter.com/QQGnUxiK4g
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @girl_in_paris_ : Keep calling people.. the mood is changing... I have called twice a day for the past two weeks... The backbench wants c…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
please tell him to stay strong. This was a hard time for me when I experienced it but he is still loved <3 <3 twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I don't know what's wrong with me
July 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I changed high school they assumed I couldn't speak English. The teacher instructed me to stand under a giant… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KrangTNelson : I hate when I die on a 1912 steamliner due to women. this is a burden I carry daily pic.twitter.com/hF0O0PFKgh
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Back in my day there weren't any Youtube tutorials because none of us knew how to do anything. That's why we were on Youtube.
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MollyE007 : @natalietran My beautiful parents-in-law and my husband
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Surprise tickets to @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear @SydOperaHouse for tomorrow! Thanks @RowanJones_ so excited x
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Going to write a rap about how I'm taking my library for a freaking ride right now with how many books I'm burning through
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Sure sex is good but have you ever really wanted a tea and then found out you're carrying just the right amount of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
latter garbage in a wildly unfair competition. One ep of CCGC is estimated to cost 100k. When you have the luxury to spend more than the
July 23rd 2019
@natalietran
This is a boring old tweet but gosh I really dislike the targeting of kids by Coles and Woolworths with their colle… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Warning: @nashedgerton will abandon you for laughs
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
... come on. Do better. Be better. The amount of damage that is caused from garbage like this. It permeates thro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really hope celebrities watch our work functions like this
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
Power, money, and connections are incredible silencers. It's easy to underestimate how many people are willing to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 16th 2018
@natalietran
sorry to the lovely girl I just met! I had my sunglasses on at night because I forgot my normal glasses and they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You're right guys. He refused. pic.twitter.com/u7pilzmhUu
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
man @aaronch3n makes me laugh I once ended up parking an old Asian lady's car because she wound down her window and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't mind the idea of not having children but I just realised if you have 2/3 kids, you can play most boardgames. Always! Fuck!
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha adore this twitter.com/TeaLady24/stat…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Poor man but what a legend for refusing. Beheaded Syrian scholar refused to lead Isis to hidden Palmyra antiquities gu.com/p/4bj9d/stw
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Couldn't even write a joke about the beautiful women on Instagram who keep getting flown to Dubai because I'm getting old and I worry.
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #BREAKING IS suicide attack in northeast Syria kills 20 regime troops: monitor
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
I just don't get any of this
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
yay! It's @russellcrowe 's birthday! Happy birthday! hoping nobody re-gifts you something from the auction
March 23rd 2020
@natalietran
Calling it Chinese Virus incites further racist attacks. Spanish flu isn't from Spain. Swine flu and Spanish flu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
gah. What I would give to live in MI world. "Your mission, should you choose to accept i-" "Nah nah I'll just watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 6th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTubeHits : We have @natalietran on the show tonight!!! We're asking about that awkward time she met @shanedawson ^_^ http://t.co/5vHN…
July 10th 2020
@natalietran
first time sure but if you're long term, counterparts should be familiar with handling period underwear or helping… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Excuse me, Twitter. I have a lot of moments. Great moments. pic.twitter.com/M0QcbX9L0h
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
You can. You'll learn to love me. twitter.com/noahcent/statu…
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
I hope my computer writes notes to its family that read, “She ignored the update notification again today. Please send help. I miss you so.”
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I keep thinking the 90s was ten years ago. Scrap what I just wrote. I'm scared of all young people
December 11th 2019
@natalietran
"this is a nice view from here" I'm in tears. You guys are gorgeous. Congratulations. twitter.com/philipwang/sta…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @newmatilda : Any campaign aiming at Peter Dutton is worth supporting... particularly this one. chuffed.org/project/season… via @Chuffed
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love the attitude of my hormonal self- She's a bitch who just wants sex and then be carried to the sofa to watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
watched and loved a ton of the vids in this thread twitter.com/LauraBenanti/s…
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
hey hey!! The lovely @RemyHii is going to be on @theprojecttv tonight!! oh no OH NO pic.twitter.com/vpYNcpeQ1o
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
*and my sister. Please come to the rally this weekend. It breaks my heart more people rally for alcohol than for human rights
October 17th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I'd be worried about in a zombie world? Losing my hair tie. Lots of hair tie raids in my squad
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I love my dad. This is as complicated as our interactions get pic.twitter.com/284xn5Zks3
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't often contribute to the family chat but when he does, he never provides any context and it has nothing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Sorry, shop paused! I'll tell you when it's back up X
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Current comedy crush: @Daniel_Sloss Want to be in a dead relationship with him. Check out his shows twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
January 16th 2019
@natalietran
this morning's email from dad pic.twitter.com/dvt4muuQMO
March 10th 2020
@natalietran
Imagine if you spoke to people like airlines do on a plane. "Thanks so much everyone for coming over for dinner to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
It was Jamima! Look at her trying to hide! twitter.com/cgoodlet/statu…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
really wanted to try and see if tweeting like @noahcent would help my twitter. It didn't. I don't understand. Is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
In the time Steven Avery was in prison, he had more girlfriends than most people I know
January 24th 2018
@natalietran
oh my my my!
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
Etsy- the casino of bride-to-bes
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
Where do you place "still remembers all the raps and weird spoken intros to late 90s- early 00s rnb songs" in a CV?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a sign you’re getting old when you get tired and confused after watching a music video?
July 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sad to be missing @vidcon and all the amazing premieres happening there. It'll be my bday though so pretend that's why you're all there!
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
2 year old niece is turning 3 soon and has requested a cake that is 'zebra themed, strawberry flavoured, AND NOT VA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Ramentic dinner pic.twitter.com/14k0E4nmyJ
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
not super cool with @ChrisEvans changing his profile pic without consulting me first but whatevs
April 7th 2020
@natalietran
Oh!! Just found this violin rendition of Mark Summer's Julie-O by @m_smoczynski ! And there's sheet music for violin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
urban dictionary is becoming the 14 year old daughter I have to turn to and ask, "WHAT ARE THE YOUNG FOLK SAYING ON THE INTERNET?"
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
haha OK. You think I’m insecure? Right. OK. Why? Why would an insecure person ask you if you were talking about them 50 times in a row? Why?
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
This is just getting ridiculous. smh.com.au/federal-politi…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What a privilege to have spaces like this. Looks incredible. Libraries are brilliant. twitter.com/sydneyisopen/s…
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
parties are my nightmare featuring people who learned how to dance
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @cityofsydney : A series of interconnected stories and artworks will enliven the 9km Sydney harbour foreshore, from Darling Harbour to Wo…
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
my best friend keeps me up to date with pop culture and it's terrifying pic.twitter.com/gmiRIoriiq
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
I must be peak hormonal cause every dude in Bunnings is looking great right now
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Protest in Melbourne on the 15th to stop the Refugee Lifetime Ban twitter.com/superfasty/sta…
July 5th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FGQBr6260C
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @KKeneally : The Prime Minister’s ‘private meeting’ with the Great Barrier Reef Foundation, when he offered them $444m of public funding,…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
What's happening? Why are there so many good looking people these days? I just saw someone so pretty I laughed
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @samtwyfordmoore : It's been a privilege, to say the least, to have been given the opportunity to listen so closely to the audio work of…
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @MoscowTimes : A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then…
March 5th 2020
@natalietran
I hate when you're standing outside, thinking of something sad and it starts pouring rain. Like a cliche. Then you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Daley_Pearson : Bluey's just been nominated for an Emmy. Here's the beautiful team at the studio in Brisbane
July 14th 2020
@natalietran
Going through travel photos and remembered visiting Egypt, standing in front of the pyramids, and hearing a man nea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 11th 2019
@natalietran
this week every dollar is matched! twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
May 11th 2019
@natalietran
well I mean, I don't have a Hulu account but if I did... pic.twitter.com/NH1Izb24T4
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
I love that in tv shows, people’s enemies are good looking members of the opposite sex. Mine is the old lady at the bakery who judges me.
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
shame on you twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
9/10 times when I ask what something is, it turns out to be a bong Why don't people just get high off lollies and pop music? :(
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Doctor: You sound like you want reassurance. Me: Yeah... so give it to me.
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
If you take photos where you're looking over your shoulder at the camera, you're a hot person. That shit is insane
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
It just got really lonely, growing at such a rapid rate and uploading so consistently. twitter.com/prattperrys/st…
July 28th 2020
@natalietran
This song is so good @Racheldoesstuff Second episode song! Baller move. So good. youtube.com/watch?v=WHoopc…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Dallas Buyers Club judgment: Internet providers must hand over customer details, court rules mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-0… via @abcnews
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
The Asian thing ... Pretending? Do you think most rich people are rich simply because they work harder or are bett… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @MissKwigglett : @natalietran depends, did you make your top 8 ten years ago, or have you secretly been really into MySpace and JUST made…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
Saw Baby Driver last night. Would like all future taxi drivers to watch it as training video.
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
naww twitter.com/wongfupro/stat…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Kuwait mosque bomb toll rises to 25 dead: ministry u.afp.com/ZJJD pic.twitter.com/JEICtryjpO
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
all my friends are having babies and I ate cookies for breakfast
March 4th 2020
@natalietran
you best ask her that twitter.com/Jun74154673/st…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
you cannot eat soup without looking like you need a punch
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
me after a break up smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/tex…
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Guns, hey.
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Can the video entry have no sound? This is awesome. #playwithray Exchanging violin secrets sounds all sorts of tro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
friendship pic.twitter.com/QfCbsOrjis
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
I've been thinking of starting a plant-based food joint in Sydney. What kind of plant-based foods/restaurants do you crave?
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Alex @Bballforeverfb has nailed the clap @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/13XPg1DmXu
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Yay our #ASRCTelethon is trending, all organic baby!!! Call 1300 692 772 and #donate for #Worldrefugeeday2017 https://t.co/ow0w…
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reuters : Bear, an obsessive compulsive dog who was abandoned as a puppy, is helping find koalas injured in Australian bushfires https:/…
August 16th 2017
@natalietran
At some point you just start sneezing loudly, like a full on old person you would have been disgusted by as a kid.
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on! That was clean! @BradNewley was fine! What's with that refs mistake as well? Come on #sydneykings
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Some variation of socialism that doesn't make people so angry/scared. Who doesn't want things like universal health… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
imagine being so cute you have to wear this around your neck pic.twitter.com/kmPmUSlUQJ
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
Jackie Chan and LeMans
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Had to go back for one last hit. If you're across the road at Laneway today make sure you see Quillty on its last d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2019
@natalietran
I've seen enough House Hunters to know people aren't meant to be in relationships
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
!! Where can you see badgers? They look better than most people I meet! twitter.com/BadgerTrust/st…
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
No worries, mum. I get it. You've got friends. You go out. Whatever. pic.twitter.com/uRsDy3e5OY
March 23rd 2017
@natalietran
#pray 4 people who use hashtags with spaces in them. And for Pauline. She is a devil. twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
December 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @RowanJones_ You love so unconditionally I often take it for granted and forget how rare that actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
you ask for one simple thing pic.twitter.com/WjMWvosftG
September 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @perlmutations : What kind of Arts Community goes for a cheap joke by allowing this white supremacy enabling muthafucka into it's midst!…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Asians are not all the same. We're just very good at drawing, twirling pens, and we like Usher
February 21st 2015
@natalietran
touching visit to Bastogne and the war museum today and then ending the night in Luxembourg pic.twitter.com/Vhr3NvbTzq
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
It was you. I'm sorry. Also, you're very kind and cool and keep up the good work. twitter.com/MaddyMooCow/st…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
must stop imagining friendships
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
slack! thrilled to be at a workplace in some form. Will count this as steady employment Thanks, hope you're well to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
inspirational quote
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I was interning years ago, I went to the set of Australian Idol and was asked to sit in the judge's chair duri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
every day a doctor doesn’t diagnose me with scurvy is a win
November 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know hearing about other people's dreams is usually boring but last night I had a dream about going to different… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
help. I'm so scared. I'm visiting my niece's preschool and was going to show the a green screen but just realised photobooth does all that
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
mum: Are you scared if you make videos again that people will have forgotten you? me: So I just came over to say hi...
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
You can't paint your nails without looking like a bitch
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheFeedSBS : Every year, 200,000 inmates are raped in American prisons. Despite the awareness of sexual assault in the #MeToo era, jokes…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
This song youtu.be/bflkeWVTNk0 Have seen her four times and each time she's better
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
hey guys! If your name was drawn for the bbq you were sent an email today with confirmation that you're coming.
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Unspoken rule. When mum goes out for dinner, I drive to home and bring dad McDonalds. Then we hide all evidence.
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
I want everyone to see how wonderful you can be
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, website. I'd love to receive news and updates from you. I barely call my own mother but yes, please, do keep in touch.
May 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : It’s all a bit foggy now, but I recall posing for a “serious” photo with @natalietran and muttering something about @rightsage…
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
Happy Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/dX6ivJ6qaq
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
Beautiful trip to Bruges today. Belgium, you've been magnificent. Can't wait to come back pic.twitter.com/J5z6ap6jKK
January 30th 2018
@natalietran
The lady at the art store said she watched me park my car out the back and then walk the long way around to enter t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
aw Ray! twitter.com/raychenviolin/…
July 30th 2020
@natalietran
RT @dammitalltohell : Good sign. Terrible placement. pic.twitter.com/AjEdbOQ9vo
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a subscriber of religious thought but I just dunked a biscuit into tea that was way too hot and I *knew… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
whoever invented the personal night lights on planes is an alien
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Wil_Anderson : I love the work @ASRC1 and wanted to donate something decent to help out for their telethon this weekend, so for the firs…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
hi! hi! hey! @nashedgerton directed this awesome show based off one of my favourite aussie indie fllms, The Magicia… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
*screams* just fuck off already, July twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We versed a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
my partner hates eating out so much he thought this was a really nice offer: "Do you want to go somewhere tonight?… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : This time next week I’ll be close to five hours into the 32 hour, 100km ⁦#oxfamtrailwalker hike for ⁦ @OxfamAustralia . If…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Don't mean to be harsh but you should probably kill them, they're probably witches. twitter.com/WhiteandNormal…
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought that by this age I'd have been to at least one party where someone asked for a secret password to get in.
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
He usually only plays games when I'm not home but I crashed one of his recent sessions if you're into watching game… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
June 16th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Dutton is pushing for sweeping new powers to use against refugees in detention. They are dangerous. Unjustified. Will cause fur…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
thank you @juliabanksmp twitter.com/BuzzFeedYarns/…
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Me on Instagram: Look at that stupid, hot, good looking idiot. What a fake smile It is a nice fake smile though I WANT TO WEAR HER SKIN
December 11th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long term relationship is sending dirty pictures to your partner and having him reply with: Don't send pics. Dangerous.
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
doctor: Natalie, we know these thoughts distress you and cause further distressing thoughts. me: What do you do wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
My parents constantly tell me that things can be taken from you at any point in your life- they fled their home cou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 15th 2020
@natalietran
Very sad to hear about George Street Cinemas closing down. A lot of very sweet and loved up dates would have happen… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
I hate to generalise but attractive people are so egotistical. They assume you like them just because you’re masturbating outside their home
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
I think all of us have had a man yell a version of "I WAS ON THE COVER OF TIME OUT NEW YORK" at us, right?
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @_youhadonejob1 : I hope they realize she can move in any direction. pic.twitter.com/I4N7M3jpsU
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
just got an invite to niece's 7th birthday 7 already :( pic.twitter.com/7amm4UPWlN
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
origami instructions are a scam
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
How do I make this my OOO email signature? pic.twitter.com/veeuRS3eSu
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a jacket. A young woman wearing the same one saw me. So great, cackling and making someone question their taste.
December 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the confidence of a much smarter person
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
My usual contribution to the family chat is just to send a heart emoji every now and then. This morning mum address… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2020
@natalietran
What's the prettiest park or place to sit and write in melbourne? It's a gorgeous day.
October 16th 2019
@natalietran
good luck to those starting their HSC exams tomorrow! Give it all you've got and then leave it in the room and be happy. x
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
In good news, I've been told a lot lately to stick to being a comedian. Nobody has ever called me a comedian before. #blessed
June 6th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine having the confidence to wear backless dresses Imagine having a hot back
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
I once somehow got invited to a dinner party of a director. Their assistant overheard my friend and I cracking a jo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2020
@natalietran
Hi, 1am pic.twitter.com/PT3iQJrBj5
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : WE NEED YOUR CALL: After a flood of calls to Scott Morrison & David Coleman, both numbers below still work with their staff taki…
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << if you missed it. If you didn't and just ignored it... awkward
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
There should be a place you can warn other women about dickheads
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
100% If I were a supervillain I'd kidnap a harpist
July 8th 2020
@natalietran
RT @_RobertSchultz : Ranking Rory’s love interests on “Gilmore Girls” pic.twitter.com/m97v2zrZL1
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
YES. Yes yes yes yes yes. twitter.com/JordanRasko/st…
August 21st 2015
@natalietran
if you're interested twitter.com/pond5/status/6…
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Also not too late to pick up @LegacySydneyNSW pin for legacy week! pic.twitter.com/CrVtKLXgRr
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
November 14th 2019
@natalietran
Shopping for glasses frames is a very humbling experience. You get to look in the mirror multiple times and see you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Just got a photo of my sister and brother in law wearing my shirts! Heart feelings! Best! X
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
watched The 6th Day last night and need to talk to someone about it. - They have a robotic doll storyline that goe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
oh my goodness twitter.com/ladbible/statu…
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
It's not my fault they got lazy twitter.com/burgotastic/st…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sunrise green screening out their protesters and using stock footage of an empty martin place behind them is so ama… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
just let me warm my feet under you
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Let's eat junk food and watch movies together until they find us, eaten by wolves.
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody here in Sydney gone back to uni? Is it hard/limited? Do the kids pick on you? Is it ok if you didn't do wel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
tag a friend who tag viral social media
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
Can confirm that @SimuLiu eats superhero quantities of food. I think he consumed a litre of dairy after this pic.twitter.com/dtYevFpaUa
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're interested youtu.be/oB4993b4gew She's an entrepreneuierixer superstar
February 25th 2016
@natalietran
There was something poetic about floating on my back in the leisure lane at the pool for an hour while fit people did laps around me
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
I'm worried all my Friday nights will be like this. At home, alone, in bed by 9pm because the idea of wearing anyth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Can confirm that when you mistake the word 'hooker' for 'hookah' your conversation gets weird "They bribed him with… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 30th 2015
@natalietran
Enjoyed the openness of @jodiefox 's new vid on work life balance youtu.be/OjnjUJwOqrc This year I committed to family time so feel this x
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
Just come up. Always say hi. I like meeting you guys. The other day someone yelled "community" at me like it was my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
It should be illegal for kangaroos to not come over and hug you pic.twitter.com/lTb1LlKYRL
May 25th 2020
@natalietran
person walks outside and thinks "It's such a beautiful day. I like this. How can I monetise it?"
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
To be fair to Dutton I do always hear parents say it's really hard to find a good babysitter.
December 22nd 2019
@natalietran
being under 30 should be illegal I'm so sorry
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
candles: the currency of women
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
and then they bring me you
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
As on every Wednesday-Uploading now* *Australian upload speed applies and YES I'll go through my hair and makeup pic.twitter.com/CMnER8Nuo2
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know I share this often but if you haven't seen @nashedgerton 's Bear (sequel to Spider) it's great vimeo.com/26766999
March 12th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I read through Twitter I realise I would be someone whose life doesn't end well in Black Mirror
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
nom nom nom pic.twitter.com/sbmrrjy6Oa
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
A public apology to @nashedgerton who is my best friend
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
I have a lot of “before” photos
July 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @killola : remember when technology gave us the mummy’s voice pic.twitter.com/813GGG48ts
January 4th 2016
@natalietran
I wish you could actually change the worldwide trends by clicking "change" Especially when they're these pic.twitter.com/zbgViwrgrf
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
The most arousing, sensual, libidinous texts I've ever received are the ones from restaurants telling me what time… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
One of my most common reoccurring nightmares is one where I'm in a car and the brakes don't work. The lack of origi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @SamuraiCorndog : *george walks in* George: well jerry IM CANCELLED Jerry: Cancelled?! George: Cancelled! Jerry: you can’t be cancell…
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
googles how many calories crying burns
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
It's not finished yet and it's abstract, you judgemental feline overlord pic.twitter.com/b91ag113yb
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
same. I send photos to Nick Jonas constantly twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm at the point in my life where I can't believe I ever had the courage to wear shorts outside
January 6th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so excited to see Brooklyn! John Crowley directing, Nick Hornby writing, and starring Saoirse Ronan and Domhnall Gleeson! Gah!
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Attractive people get a lot of things already. Do they really need to pull off oversized sweaters so well too?
November 24th 2019
@natalietran
Today I met someone really lovely who said she watched my videos and I took off my glasses because they started to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
New (half) vid until next week. Dinner Would Be Nice >> youtu.be/VYQ2o1-hZTI << pic.twitter.com/lo6ifVul4u
August 10th 2016
@natalietran
You won this time, liquid eyeliner, but one day... one day.
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
roast potatoes give me more than I give others
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I love chatting with my dad. We get each other pic.twitter.com/X9Yav7mg98
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
I hope models see me in my stained pyjamas and think "She looks so good. It's her short legs and long torso...no way I could pull that off"
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
My sister used to play piano and this is her daughter sitting at the same piano with me. I was trying to play her a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mrmarkmillar : I now need to see this over any other movie this week!!! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
He's a bit lovely. Two cakes already. Plus a diatonic harmonica. Hopefully more cakes though. pic.twitter.com/13eTzUSxux
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
Happy New Years Eve! For those without plans >>youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << new vid if you missed it.
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Didn't fully comprehend what kind of person I was until dad bought be this shirt and I screamed 'I love it! pic.twitter.com/Lyl1u6VEFU
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Remember when horses died after this race and everybody was sad? Remember when people hated the new casino? Anyway, enjoy Melbourne Cup
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @chrisfluming : back in the subaru 2017 pic.twitter.com/klprKRhyh3
November 6th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had tea with someone who I was a fan of. In the middle of tea we were screaming at each other and decided w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
My cat is my life coach pic.twitter.com/HHkvqlefTt
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
come here
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
shipping Ariana and Ari like nobody's business
July 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Going to destroy some cake today. Woke up to this awesome swag too. Thanks @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/XzOJ0L3Gyi
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Great article on Geordie Williamson twitter.com/theage/status/…
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
I now get why older people pull their socks up a bit higher. Even in shorts. It's because it feels good. It feels really good.
May 31st 2020
@natalietran
Friends, I don't know. I've had A LOT of non-poc tell me when things are actually racist and when someone is being… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Drs4Refugees : When the excitement of a political agenda overrides proper planning. Shame on Chris Bowen who put this wretched... https:…
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @alathea3 : Wow, 8 meals for the price of a coffee... why wouldn't you? twitter.com/OzHarvest/stat…
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
Premiere Pro, buddy, mate, pal, just keep crashing and I'll show you what a real serious error looks like
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
Alexey Kondakov's classical painting remixes. Fun pic.twitter.com/mmo6zpKqJK
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @james_findlay : Here it is. Our family home. Burnt to the ground. Photos taken by our neighbour. We are devastated. Just one of the many…
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
#2012vs2018 slightly longer hair but the same pic.twitter.com/K5D6ukEYCw
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AltieriRicky : *friend breaks up* me: it was never right *gets back together* me: shows maturity *breaks up again* me: well now you…
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
friends and family : This person doesn't care about you. They are a bad person. This will not end well for you. me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Weird question but does anybody know a way in Sydney to purchase almond/soy/non dairy milk in non packaged? Can be bulk and powder
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
friend: When did you find out Santa wasn't real? me: When I was born to Asian parents
November 19th 2017
@natalietran
there's nothing better than great sex
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing instills terror like having somebody tell you they have faith in you
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RuthHRLC : Australia is one of the few countries on earth that continues to imprison primary school aged children. All Australian gove…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Alexa, can I say I was with you last night?
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : We have certainly encountered a puzzling conundrum with @natalietran #YTFF goo.gl/Ey0mjU pic.twitter.com/8yAgIS2z43
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
Remember liquid paper?
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
When they say comfortable with Vietnamese I hope they mean comfortable living at home with your parents til you're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
miss you
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
It's been one of those days *plays peter andre's Mysterious Girl*
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
The phrase ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ is sort of romantic
May 10th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/p1ubIZolCi
May 30th 2020
@natalietran
amymcquire.substack.com/p/we-must-bear…
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << New video if you missed it pic.twitter.com/OEgOCtMyBS
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Netflix, who do you think is watching? It's me. It's always me.
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << This week's vid if you missed it :)
August 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Rowan just turned to me after I insisted on seeing if I fit in his suitcase and made up a new tv show "You're a Cel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Guess who got the other and also loves it ;) #blessed twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever invented fake pockets is one sick fuck
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
hey Google, how do I train my cat to preheat the oven when I text her?
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Say It by @maggierogers is my jam. Blasted it on the way back from the beach this arvo and it was a wondrous mood… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
currently listening to music a much more attractive person would listen to while they get ready to go out
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ArifHRLC : Days after our Gov was found responsible for the preventable death of a 24yrs old refugee, on Manus a man with a broken leg i…
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
oh man. Who the fuck sold my mum a Buddha that lights up in neon colours? You're an evil person. We all have to loo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
No thanks, person who cares about me. I prefer to take all my advice from sponsored posts online.
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
it's all 'nice to meet you' until they actually meet you
December 31st 2017
@natalietran
I want to feel your heartbeat
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Lunar New Year you Gregorian losers!
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Santa: It's almost that time of the year again Me: So? Santa: Have you been naughty or nice? Me: Pull up a chair. D… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
To the family whose car I jumped in front of in the street and did a strange dance to, my apologies. I thought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
Today I saw a baby and started crying. Being a woman is great.
March 29th 2020
@natalietran
When I streamed the other day I didn't realise it went to people's subscription boxes. Including my mother's. Dad w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Listen, I don't mean to talk about how hot I am but I just caught my reflection in the hotel elevator on the way ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
me: happy valentines day, 2am 2am: I'm actually seeing someone else me: fuck you
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @SheaSerrano : the effort i'm actually giving to repair broken relationships from my past vs the effort i think i'm giving https://t.co/k…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
me in my 20s: I’m going to become a writer and make great things and meet awesome people me in my 30s: Don’t make eye contact with anybody
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
on a plane doing my insane antibacterial wipe down routine when I hear someone ask if I'm communitychannel. Awesome pic.twitter.com/0gQC7Ps2HF
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry sorry poor reception here. I'm back Sunday but have work in the evening so can do Sunday til about four or Monday? It's so cold
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Be with me
March 14th 2020
@natalietran
Ridiculous. Wait til Monday twitter.com/sarina_andalor…
April 10th 2020
@natalietran
Like your cat did? twitter.com/nadinemiljkovi…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Also scripts were on my laptop and all the travel footage for travel vids are gone. At the end of the day though, just stuff. But apologies
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Black Mirror New Season Trailer usat.ly/2rNV7ic
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
What happens?You just hit an age and decide,"Yup. Heard all the new music I can. My playlist is full.Now where's that oldies radio station"
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I keep trying to talk to people about it but nobody seems to want to talk about it for two hours. This show and its… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 29th 2016
@natalietran
So I cooked a recipe from @chrissyteigen 's cookbook. Can't wait to look like her soon. That's how this works, right?
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
carry in case hoomans talk to you pic.twitter.com/V6SImpPp7y
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/WuH8DGwXrH
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/pZqCksFVB9
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
morning! twitter.com/smh/status/101…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can we ditch flags and anthems already?
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I think about this Smithy scene by @JKCorden maybe three times a day. It speaks to me on every single level youtube.com/watch?v=Xaq4nN…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @MaiLinhsTweets : Whoaaaaaa. @natalietran has merch?! Is hell finally freezing over?
May 13th 2020
@natalietran
Yes. I said this once at an airport re airport trolleys with someone and then we watched their team abandon all th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2019
@natalietran
The reader of an audiobook I'm listening to is fucking *nailing* all the accents in this chapter. There are charact… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
Porridge with brown sugar, get over here
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, hair conditioner, I'm looking at you to really turn things around for me
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
please, please, just go away this week and be next Thursday already twitter.com/FallonTonight/…
January 31st 2018
@natalietran
It is ridiculous and hurtful how all my friends who I've asked to watch the animal hoarding show on netflix have ig… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
me: Dad, I'm so sorry, I'll be in Melbourne next week when we're meant to go see a concert together. Will you be ab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love seeing the ads Facebook serves me. Son, I google things wayyyy beyond my paygrade but sure, keep serving.
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
January 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Krazygioo : what the fuck goin on pic.twitter.com/lM4y03PBPZ
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
overseas and brought last week's vid files instead of this. Apologies & here are some outtakes from last week's vid amp.twimg.com/v/ba95925b-2dc…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
oh Randall x twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Try eating an apple and not looking like a smug son of a bitch who knows a thing or two
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Had no idea about Fore Edge Painting. Love this! foreedge.bpl.org/node/923 pic.twitter.com/BFcpokrqoK
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
come over here and love me
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Milo and Hank. This sort of cuteness should be illegal. My heart. pic.twitter.com/yYPzbljTJu
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
I work on my high fives constantly in case I become a pro basketball player
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid >> youtu.be/h-lwsZTl5PY << What Would Flies Say? Yeah, it's that kind of internet. pic.twitter.com/gxJAMsLNqe
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
transferring photos from my phone to my computer. I have a video of will smith providing background music for me wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
November 22nd 2017
@natalietran
purple hair! This will solve all my internal problems! pic.twitter.com/4zRZx1ipNU
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I would believe it, I would twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, Bing, you can keep trying to be my default search engine. Just fucking brace yourself for some terrible searches.
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like there should be a mini jet pack for those moments in a conversation when someone asks you what star sign you are
March 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : You have to admit, for someone who doesn't exist I'm pretty good at messing things up.
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
Is this a service Sam Neill provides? I'm in to it. Book me in twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
Just watched Youtube Rewind 2017 and don't even know what to type first in Urban Dictionary
April 12th 2020
@natalietran
Been looking for easter eggs for hours! Didn't hide any so it's going to be bananas when I find one!
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
whenever I hear @JohnMayer I wonder what it would be like to have someone write a song like Your Body is a Wonderla… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
hey! Sorry running a tad late today so video will be up later in the day :) *apology dance*
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just heard a word spoken that I’ve never known how to pronounce, having only ever seen it in writing before today.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Hopeful for your future. Ben writes beautiful music. This is an oldie but favourite youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8… "She… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
estimated income of two US household incomes on an episode of your WEB show and weeks to edit ONE episode and you don’t have the monetary
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don’t let other people tell you what you can’t do. Let your inability to do things guide you.
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes you just need to take a deep breath, take a step back, and sit next to a couple making out in the sun eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I understand disliking the idea of influencers but be consistent. Hate all celebrity. That makes sense. Otherwise why are you really upset?
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate missing teenager Eden Perry. → bitly.com/2MccWDQ https:…
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
I love you twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
After ordering pizza on the phone, I habitually ended the conversation with "I love you" The pizza guy paused and… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @hughs_news : I did this years ago. It’s a wonderful experience and a great chance for PG students to share their work and network. Let a…
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Pretty Hobart pic.twitter.com/e4dUo8RnbI
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nswpolice : Police appeal to locate missing boy - Cabramatta police.nsw.gov.au/news/news_arti… pic.twitter.com/pvsnTh5Cne
May 31st 2020
@natalietran
RT @felicityward : Australia #blacklivesmatter
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sad to be missing @mjhawley and @eg goodness and folk this year. Hope it's incredible as always. A luxurious treat… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Great. Another show about a super hot guy with a cat twitter.com/rabbitlayla/st…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
wow! washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @4corners : The meticulous #4Corners investigation by @lb_online has led to some damning findings from the Murray-Darling royal commissio…
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: any side effects? Me: I've lost my appetite Doctor: what are you eating? Me: I've had pancakes every mornin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That dating episode of Master of None... stop using apps that reduce people to a few pictures and place emphasis on looks. Put in effort.
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Looks like upload will be tomorrow. sorry, just had a lot of extra work come up. Here is a preview though. pic.twitter.com/Cbe7YaPXGW
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
shame on you @PeterDutton_MP @TurnbullMalcolm twitter.com/BehrouzBoochan…
January 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheJosephineL : @natalietran pic.twitter.com/v2AXWRq6VO
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
haha good work @wongfupro youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
Wes Anderson and @johngreen ! instagram.com/p/2B6U8CJxRP/
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
One of the ways I like to kill time is deciding which Christmas card to buy someone to throw out immediately after I leave their house
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
From today's protest. If you're against the way people are being treated on Manus, *COME* to the protests. Let peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
naw twitter.com/Bailey_Ratliff…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is just not being able to watch new movies by yourself
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair how little you guys trust me. Do you know how many fathers I have come up to me and grill me, asking me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
On my way to see @IISuperwomanII take over the @Enmore_Theatre !
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
me: If you knew how truly evil I was on the inside, you’d run and never look back person: Excuse me? me, leaning cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
How the fuck am I putting ON weight? All I've eaten is a kebab every day for a fortnight
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, this is terrifying abc.net.au/news/2018-10-2… twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
How good was the ending of Boardwalk Empire? Rewatching Sopranos and keep thinking about great endings of shows
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
How do people have the patience for lavish christmas light displays? I have shoes I've not untied for years because they're double knotted.
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nice opp for help and advice for any emerging creatives from Western Sydney ice.org.au/2019/09/hot-de…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
. @ABCTV I would like to pitch a new show where I play just The Sims 1 with all the old crew from @GoodGameTV rosebudrosebudrosebudrosebud
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
A true friend is someone who is brave enough to buy this book in person for you. @tim_dunlop you legend pic.twitter.com/ld6SnyjEq1
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
September 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Scott Morrison is PM for a week and ▪️agreed bisexuals make his “skin curl”, ▪️announced conversion therapy is legal and no…
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
Father drives me to a friend's house when I was 3. Remembers route forever and enquires after friend 30 years later.
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @anneapplebaum : pay attention, this is the future twitter.com/Jordan_Sather_…
April 16th 2019
@natalietran
who is chasing all these women in perfume ads?
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
Don't spend it all at once twitter.com/Brpron1/status… pic.twitter.com/kkzzvh5jEZ
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Our Government is ignoring the advice of medical experts - add your name to @GetUp ’s call for a Senate Inquiry. The public des…
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
It's rude when a friend makes fun of your car for having a cd player and then tries to skip the tracks to find anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, final one- it is genuinely hard for some people to save and buy housing. Remember that when you complain about not being able to
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Woo @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/zPUv2blKuw
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I love my Twitter crushes. I want to print out their avatars, put them on my walls, and talk to them at night.
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I'm thinking cult BUT hot uniforms no fucking the boss stuff we eat organic Who's in?
December 12th 2014
@natalietran
Store open again! babyiknow.com Apologies but I'm bound to stuff things up at LEAST once* *once means more pic.twitter.com/rp0kkEyeiC
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks, Heather, for telling me where my abuse stands on a greater scale and how pointing it out was claiming owner… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
new 2019 resolution: To play chess against an enemy, move a chess piece, lean in and say, "check mate" before getti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Can You Ignore Multiple Sneezes? >> youtube.com/watch?v=3Z_Eqp… << Three strikes and you're out pic.twitter.com/FbPlWbZURE
December 24th 2018
@natalietran
Bought myself a necklace for christmas and I cannot wait to see my face when I open it.
July 25th 2019
@natalietran
mother: can you believe this was on sale? me: yes pic.twitter.com/tSRyScS8gi
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
This is not being patriotic. Australia is not Yours to Reclaim We need a new Australian flag that racists don't use. pic.twitter.com/AEluM4bLBV
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Again, if you're in other cities, you can check out locations here. @Drs4Refugees rallies today twitter.com/Drs4Refugees/s…
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
Asians in Media >>youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw<< if you missed it. Mum said her favourite part was when I mentioned her.
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
my youngest niece freaking loves the Do-Re-Mi song. She thinks I wrote it. This is a nice feeling. It means a lot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Is there a job where you get to just look at photos of cats and cry all day?
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
smh.com.au/entertainment/… he's such a convincing actor I asked him as a friend if he had ever actually killed someon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Opens laptop to show guest video Old page loads to show "ETHICAL UNDERWEAR" search Closes tab to reveal another tab "UNETHICAL UNDERWEAR"
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Even though I google a lot, I'm yet to find one celebrity whose partner is ugly enough for me to feel like I have a shot.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry I didn't mean that in a belittling way. Australia has been banning refugees and violating international international law for a while
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Australia has done despicable things and tried to heal that with a "sorry" Let's not be part of something that an apology can't heal again
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
final one for today- made a donation gift instead of the usual at @Camp_Quality campquality.org.au/donate go on, you know you want to
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
everyone at the agency is sick of 007 and his antics twitter.com/Mantia/status/…
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
I'm laughing so much. Dad just emailed me a poem I wrote when I was 10 in Vietnamese and a rough translation of it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Aw, so many awesome birthdays this week. Happy birthday @chrisculvenor ! One of the funniest people out there. Had t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2020
@natalietran
Dad told me on the phone that mum was insisting on coming over and do a Buddhist ritual to cleanse my spiritual bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Look at you under this pretty sky pic.twitter.com/rtvmPIudrD
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
A teenager with abs called me 'madam' pic.twitter.com/ir5FMLoX68
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
At some point in the future I’ll remember that fork in the road where I chose not to learn what bitcoin was and how… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
Fark. I just found my new show youtu.be/knH-SRGnWBA
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
if you can't beat them, force them twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
July 31st 2020
@natalietran
Have to stop entering the lottery and remind myself I promised not to break big until my 40s.
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
This song utterly destroys me. Breaks my heart into a million devastated pieces. *turns volume up and hits repeat*
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Woke up thinking about you
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
25 years! ‘Before Sunrise’: The Making of an Indie Classic nytimes.com/2020/01/22/mov…
July 17th 2020
@natalietran
my poor diet of sour patch kids and chips has not prepared me for the good circulation needed in these cold times
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Youngest niece listened to my heart. She told me it was broken and black. I laughed, hugged her and her sister, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
LOL WHO IS THIS MAN I LOVE HIS PROPOGANDA I WANT TEN YES. HERE'S MY VOTE twitter.com/TrevDon/status…
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
This week's Vid >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring The romance fits but it doesn't fit pic.twitter.com/plz1nZbaeJ
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday @markpollard !! This guy. 8 years ago I was pretty down and he let me start tagging along to work wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
<3 pic.twitter.com/md1KMr1sLF
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What parties do acrobats who perform at other people’s parties go to?
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
sister sent me this and it's useful. Might be useful to you? check in with your loved ones x pic.twitter.com/4agZEwpq7V
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Romeo and Juliet is such a grand love story. Imagine being a teenager in love and having your family give two shits about it.
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Two wrongs don't make a right but it feels better than thinking about it forever and dying wishing you'd told that bitch to go jump.
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
Out of curiosity, do you think there's a specific time frame in which women should have to tell partners about stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some people miss the careless joy of their youth. Others miss the free time they had. I miss having enemies. Reme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
hey! It's Derek @veritasium on the desk tonight! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: Saying “you should dump them” when people tell me about their partner
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Today my neighbour caught me ducking behind a parked car trying to avoid him. Life is mean.
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
Still have until 10pm and so close to target! #ASRCtelethon asrc.org.au/telethon/ Call 1300 692 772
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
You know what’s wonderful about @JonDeeOz ? It’s not his involvement in the banning of plastic bags, plastic microb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Just fell in love with @TiffanyHaddish
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
bottas!!
July 27th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ALS_NSWACT : Today the Council of Attorney-Generals has a historic opportunity to #RaiseTheAge. With just the flick of a pen Governments…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
this dude... twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
so into @rexorangecounty twitter.com/awxsabrina/sta…
November 24th 2016
@natalietran
how fucking good are mangoes
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I want to wrap myself around every part of you
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hey there, homeslice. I think you're marvellous. All sorts of great. Have a glorious day.
February 4th 2020
@natalietran
Decided to make choc chip cookies and thought, "screw it, I'm an adult!" and crolled all the dough into one big bal… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 8th 2019
@natalietran
heya twitter.com/sydfilmfest/st…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the movie poster of them standing back to back twitter.com/washingtonpost…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Tifnh : @natalietran Our best friend shirts came in! Btw, you don't have to tell us we look good because baby, we know. http://t.co/nJpZ…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Isn't the Pepsi ad referencing this? Good thing Don Draper did the Coke one pic.twitter.com/51mY32I25M
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t trust people who sleep naked. You should sleep in full body armour.
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
Hope this email finds you miserable
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
As you get older you realise you only really want a handful of things in life. For me it's to know my family are ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I have stared at this realestate photo for too long. Can realestate photos win Golden Globes? pic.twitter.com/7ZPNhNMj0a
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I got shown how to do a real sit-up. NOPE
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/viEwQM31mC
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Always just outside the baklava delivery zone.
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I get so stressed by how confident kids get when I put them on my shoulders. Stop moving so much. No Really I. Will. Drop. You.
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
Now I remember why you stop wearing high heels once you trick someone into dating you.
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
can't stop thinking about how liam neeson woke up one morning and decided to commit a random hate crime on a publicist
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to try @soylent ! It makes me feel like I'm in the future pic.twitter.com/Z6YV3zY10P
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
[in changing room] brain: this looks ok, right? mirror: I would never lie to you like that
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
No! Did I miss it? No! Late submission for #WorldPhotographyDay pic.twitter.com/QtCnIoOIOv
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
Playing Catan and nobody wanted to trade my hug for some ore :( pic.twitter.com/Oj1xkk82l3
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel Video! This time in Austin >> youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QNW… << In which I eat all sorts of heart attacks X
February 18th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/NxcVMpIprP
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
no kidding this was going to happen theguardian.com/australia-news…
February 26th 2020
@natalietran
Thank you to whoever started the trend of having to film talent pretend to walk in to the interview set up. They ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
hi hi I have two tickets to @sydfilmfest Brittany Runs a Marathon at 6:30 George Street Sydney tonight if anyone wants them
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Don't be play dumb, touch screen, I know you felt me touch you you impossible little minx
January 28th 2020
@natalietran
Typed my name, Natalie, into a form on my phone and my phone's predictive text suggested "Portman" as my surname. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
So many friends getting married overseas next year. Can't wait to disappoint them by accepting every. single. fucki… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for sharing your stories re my earlier posts, really appreciate being able to hear what you've gone through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
I really feel like talking over people makes me right
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
PM proud to be off to the football this weekend, encouraging mass gatherings. This government has continually been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: The world is full of adventures just waiting to start me in my 30s: Rob, can you microwave two minute noodles?
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Is this getting old? Last John Mayer concert I paid a few hundred to sit on the floor. Now I'm like "hm they have a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : One of my favorite Seinfeld characters is The Soup Alt-Right Guy
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I think I could be alone but then I get stuck trying to get out of a dress for half an hour
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
sounds not so bad twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Introducing my friend to tea. This is a brew-tea-ful moment pic.twitter.com/oLldOct6qU
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
would not be betting on this team in Amazing Race twitter.com/smh/status/925…
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Staircase Superiority Syndrome >> youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 << pic.twitter.com/dqbL4qp5Vl
June 14th 2020
@natalietran
Does anybody else have an existential crisis when their gps announces "You have arrived" when you know that bigger… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about kids is how early they want cake. Eldest niece is learning to write at school and wrote this c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 18th 2016
@natalietran
mum: It's so weird how having really bad skin doesn't bother you!
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @NITV : Edwards family react to announcement of Victoria’s Stolen Generations redress scheme. pic.twitter.com/j4g88mJWZP
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
I always tell my friends who just got engaged to enjoy their time together as a engaged couple because not only is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @natalietran : pic.twitter.com/FjDwRqeucY
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The bravery and efforts of everyone involved... incredible twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been a spy but I have been able to look at a price tag without the sales assistant noticing
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I like to ask my partner for a new cat at least 3 times a day
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
3yo niece: What is that? me: It's a mole 3yo niece: Why do you have a mole? me: I don't know. I have a few. 3y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don't trust people who tell me to relax. One should always be irrationally paranoid.
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you say the right things to them they are pic.twitter.com/RnECxfsTGV
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
tipped Hamilton and Vettel and Merc this weekend for fantasy f1. Getting excited!
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
But how great is it when a hairdresser puts product in front of you? It's like they're showing you to the better looking you who isn't cheap
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
... am I too old to buy VIP fan club tickets to @ShawnMendes ? Let me rephrase that actually, how do I best obtain his dna?
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Don't worry, pants. Elastic band may have died on us but I'm here until the end. The very end.
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
all these parents getting to meet their kids for the first time during quarantine
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece currently insists on dancing to Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 every day and there's something incredulous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
shhh. sleep. *brushes your hair away from your face as you sleep* twitter.com/molokojuice/st…
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Take a hard look. Our Gov just sent these girls to a maximum security prison in the middle of the night. Away from friends, the…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: Who’s going to drive while we’re in LA? I’ve never driven there before. Me: Don’t worry. I’ve driven there… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
while waiting though, feel free to check out the little vid int I sat with @GuardianAus tinyurl.com/orrnzwz and try to ignore my sleeve
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
crowdfunding has taught me A LOT of people are unhappy with the clothes they wear when travelling
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
selfish twats twitter.com/itvnews/status…
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
someone called my parents and asked my mother if she was Natalie Tran's mother because they were trying to track he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
If your napkin doesn't fall off your lap during the meal, you're a witch
May 30th 2020
@natalietran
not to sound too desperate but if anybody in Sydney/NSW ever does anything ocean related where you can see sea-life… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 5th 2019
@natalietran
my current move is to tell people I’ll watch the show they're passionately recommending and then not follow through
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sydneymardigras : PASS THE BILL! Marriage equality now! Big rally planned for Sydney tomorrow at 1pm - see you there: https://t.co/oPIJ1…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
People who exercise in their lunch breaks need less to live for
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
On Saturday mornings I usually see my family. Today I was curling my 3yo niece's hair for fun to show her what he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so upsetting when celebrity couples break up and don’t call to tell me personally. I have to find out online like a complete stranger.
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
Bugger! Annoyed to have missed the first two weeks of this. The account @YearOnEarth is: Live tweeting the history… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
pretty terrigal pic.twitter.com/BPB2K45Lxb
February 18th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/Ko0CEDtb8q
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
Mum and dad dropped off a bag of lollies out the front of my house. Look what mum wrote on the top of the bag pic.twitter.com/rOCU7Jn11q
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
really want to become a pro athlete so that I an achieve something on the court/field then wink, kiss my hand, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
directrelief.org providing on ground support and packs for those impacted by #HurricaneDorain twitter.com/DirectRelief/s…
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
For Nades, Priya, and their two Australian-born children Kopika, 4, and Tharunicaa, 2, it has been 23 months since… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
How many people there were on the bus to the herge museum (creator of tin tin) instagram.com/p/zGLID3pxac/
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
* watches friend pull ice creams out of freezer and start eating theirs straight away like an ignoramus. Puts ice c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That would be kind of ... weird? My parents are from Vietnam if you're going that angle. How far do you want me to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
People who highlight or underline in books are out of my league
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
My late 20s involves a lot of conversation about what to do while you wait for your car to be serviced. It's a lot like GIRLS or SaTC
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
I really hope that @Spotify have a profile on me that reads something like: Psychopathic. One song on repeat for 10 days
December 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: I feel so unattached to this Earth and fear everyone is dealing in the wrong currency person: excuse me? me: I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
if you haven't seen it, the trailer for Content @Daley_Pearson @charlottenicdao @ABCTV twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous. Breathtaking. Tasteful. There's also some free space in the sky. Could we get ads projected onto that to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
will remember this for my next remote mountain trek, camping trip, or deep-sea dive twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @LibyaLiberty : Someone tweeted at me “what are they supposed to do?” And the answer is “never fire tear gas at children for any reason e…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
thanks, ebay pic.twitter.com/SniCKkgysI
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
Today someone asked me if I had a lighter and for some reason, I did. It felt VERY gangster.
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @furioushorses : This drawing from a Heimlich Manoeuvre how-to contains more complex emotion than nearly every novel https://t.co/jHWWjLp…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/Zin8DQnQ7c
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << No Plans On New Years Eve? How To (not) Celebrate pic.twitter.com/aq605Uri22
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend peeled mandarins, separated the pieces, and put them into Tupperware for me for my drive home. I've never felt so loved
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
5 Times I Hated Myself For Clicking An Online Article
December 22nd 2014
@natalietran
happy birthday to my wonderful @DustinParkerCa X
May 8th 2017
@natalietran
pfft. @RowanJones_ and I do that whenever our table gets called a restaurant twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's no such thing as a perfect twee- twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
July 2nd 2017
@natalietran
rosebud!; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !;: And all I did was buy furniture. Aim higher, nat. Aim higher.
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Update: Police request that people avoid the area. The situation is now contained.
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
me and my cat twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
February 27th 2020
@natalietran
Mark was sitting outside like a mafia boss fist bumping ppl walking by like in the movies. Jason was on the machine… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Twice! Amazing. Sunday? Sorry my phone sucks with apps (I know I know) so can you text me? Or email? Or use telepathy.
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
there were many moments making the next vid that made me think it was too weird to upload (hence the gap) this is one pic.twitter.com/qXaWK2Sb9L
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : I got so much wonderful advice from all of you today, the last day of my twenties. Thank you ❤️ Here’s the best advice I can…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I pretend to be writing down a phone number while on the phone, I commend myself on my fantastic acting skills.
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
They turned one of my favourite aussie films into a tv show! Yay Scott and @nashedgerton xx twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Heard @RowanJones_ CACKLING in the other room so I go in to see what he's laughing at. He bought a magazine years a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Nash is my best friend " @nashedgerton : @natalietran @GreatDebates69 @helytimes @DaveKingThing I knew it."
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I’m curious to know the person that you become, when the weight on your shoulders is lifted and you walk instead of run.
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
continually doing this until Thursday. pic.twitter.com/mKyQTVp5XI
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
me: Please let me know if you need any changes! client: You've missed half the words in the subtitles and the name… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : It's also the last day to vote in the Aus marriage equality vote if you're overseas! You have until 6pm in your Timezone to…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
[Client comes and sits next to me at computer] Client: Actually, the info is on our website. Can you open it now?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2020
@natalietran
for your consideration twitter.com/h7ney/status/1…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Though I usually just click "accept" for Change of Privacy Policy type things, I just read through the one for my e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
*looks down at tapas and cocaine, concerned about what this article might reveal* twitter.com/yahoolifestyle…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
p.s. Trying to find a way to use the costumes for 3 videos to make up cost. I welcome ideas
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
Here's a vid of my/our 10 year BBQ! >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/OzZqIFNYXE
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be answering comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you want to pop by youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
Tried to take cat for a walk today. Did not succeed.
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
In lieu of a vid enjoy this notification I got for my last one. I think the exclamation mark is a little harsh pic.twitter.com/6sSp7EG2fB
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today #sydneyhugs #StayStrongSydney
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @JamesMelville : Best newspaper correction ever. pic.twitter.com/VzllYW7wBX
October 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Going to start doing this with people as soon as I meet them as the ultimate power play youtube.com/watch?v=F04PB8…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @hasanminhaj 's Homecoming King = many Pizza Hut monies pic.twitter.com/zKXcXg3J89
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Teenager: If you could go back in time and tell the teenage you one thing what would it be? Me: Don’t waste time be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to put in your Usher cd and drive
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Getting older is just driving past somewhere, seeing a new building and saying "Woah! When did that go up?"
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
When God created people he decided that people can either breed cats or make legitimate looking website. There is no both.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Do you sell chains for reading glasses?" "We do! Is this for a parent?" "Sure. Why not."
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, let's go find a cave to live in
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Batman is taking a long time to crash this lunch
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
I am never prepared for quite how disappointing I am to kids who start talking to me about youtube and twitch "do y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan is a fool. He chose midnight to tell me he has a surprise for me and thinks I'm going to let him sleep. He sa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Ok, you devil cat. I'll stop spying on you in the dark on a webcam I was hoping you didn't notice pic.twitter.com/r3yjFB65ti
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
oh man, loved the second season of @fleabag watched the filmed play a few weeks ago (thanks @MrCamW ) and had no ide… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Don't let the government say on your behalf that you agree to human cruelty just because you want there to be a better way to process.
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait to see this film! If you can, go out and support it! twitter.com/HarryShumJr/st…
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
Must stop apologising to walls
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Today's vid is taking a tad long so won't be up until tonight in Aus. Sorry! Sorry!
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
yes! twitter.com/SamesJames/sta…
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TheOwenMyers : Dad level: Master pic.twitter.com/e5FlPi7Jql
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
December 13th 2019
@natalietran
Wore workout clothes and intended to exercise after class but got lazy and drove home... yet the clothes insinuated… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it feels like athletes play sports like they don’t give a fuck about your fantasy tipping comp
October 4th 2019
@natalietran
mmmm! twitter.com/RayLaMontagne/…
July 28th 2019
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : Every day, women in NSW are treated as second class citizens when it comes to healthcare by the criminalisation of aborti…
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
naw. I remember someone once gave me a picture of Gary to sign. Classy, classy move twitter.com/truthhunter19/…
September 4th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a brilliant day today with @AMPFoundation . Thanks for having me and thanks to all the candidates for being so inspiring. Good luck!
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
power move, sending the news as photo of you with a snake as your head shot. I like it. twitter.com/RadioNational/…
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/pyfwCJk73E
April 8th 2020
@natalietran
RT @CharEKing : Witness J has released a statement overnight: “...it remains important that everyone who can report to the police does so...…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey it's #worldrefugeeday today and the @ASRC1 telethon is live! Call 1300 692 772 (or 1300 MYASRC) till 10pm t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2019
@natalietran
Happy holidays. Meet me out the front with that gift card you just got in ten. Let's paint the town red. You and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @angusmcz : Current live bid for the work is $4500. Let’s go higher! To bid asrctelethonauction.org.au/lite-ui/?contr… A big thank you to the ever inspira…
January 3rd 2020
@natalietran
String taped to the leaves. The strings kept breaking so we did it a few times. Rowan was lying on the ground, unde… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Next time I'll be better and we'll play on a couch I sign " @EA_Bowden : #FIFA16 with @natalietran :D pic.twitter.com/z0NBeNvG7D"
October 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Gun Control > Condolences twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
watching @smosh the movie with niece & nephew Me:aw are we watching this together because I make vids? kids:No.Because you have iTunes money
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
4 yo niece: Why do you wear makeup? me: Honestly, for me perhaps self esteem... niece: Your self esteem is a different colour to your face
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to my sister's place and saw my mother this weekend. She hugged me and said "Why won't you just get rid of tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
She's great! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I asked a teenager what dabbing was. They explained what it meant, laughed when I tried it, then I killed everybody.
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I have and it's wonderful! Sent Hannah a dm about it this morning. Highly recommend. twitter.com/louxley/status…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @Carols10cents : 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Niece has started learning how to read in school. Well, that’s what she told me. I told her it was hard to tell bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, laziness. I knew you'd come back to haunt me. pic.twitter.com/zSXGyIes3l
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
knew not buying an onion while at the shops was going to come and bite me in the ass
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Loving the black friday marketing. 'Spend and Save' that's some admirable positive thinking right there.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
YT filtering LGBTQ vids in restricted mode is absurd. A filter isn't going to help the people who would use it to hide LGBTQ. Nothing will.
December 19th 2019
@natalietran
$1 donated = 2 meals to someone in need twitter.com/OzHarvest/stat…
December 11th 2015
@natalietran
It's been tough pretending to know stuff about Star Wars. I know it's where I belong in society but I feel very fraudulent.
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think it's true that pets know when you are packing? I feel like my cat knows but also knows doesn't care. She might be happy?
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
I don't know how but I went to make a cup of tea, came back to the computer, and somehow ended up in a conversation… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rub the on-screen chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone all over my body
November 6th 2019
@natalietran
um yes twitter.com/henrylau89/sta…
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
monthly reminder that @benabrahammusic and @jjflanagan wrote this gorgeous song youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8…
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @frankie_jay_tho : attend the tale of Sweeney Todd his skin was pale and his eye was odd but you don't really care for music, do ya?
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Saneeero : sorry I ghosted you for three months lol my phone died. wyd tonight tho
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, folks. A lot of that stuff is pvc leather and I'm trying to avoid that but cheers for the feedback!
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : “National security does not lie in the fairytale of border security; it does not repose in the ongoing torture of free human b…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Personally, I think humble pie actually tastes ok after a few bites. Always trust the people who truly love you ove… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
A lady sat next to me on a bench and was immediately swarmed by seagulls. She had no food. "I have NOTHING!" she s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
I’m so sick of being on the cover of magazines. Sorry, I meant pasta. I'm so sick of pasta.
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to track down the person who sold my mum the dress she just gave me and I'm going to tiger uppercut them.
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
When you hit "NEXT" one too many times on a site, get confused and think, "but this isn't a picture of 10 Child Stars Who Grew Up To Be Hot"
January 23rd 2018
@natalietran
might be getting a dog and am beside myself with excitement!! Is this what it feels like to have friends?
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @thevonwong : We Transformed a Lifetime of Electronic Waste into Art (4/4): youtu.be/R3fjsi_-ypo?a via @YouTube
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oddly personal question but has anyone here had their eggs frozen? Thinking of getting it done and want to know wha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
'race-obsessed' is what I'll call people who are offended by racism from now on. Don't be so race-obsessed. Stop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sister: how was the sleep over? Niece: it was great! Auntie Natalie let me have two ice creams! Sister: wow! Me: sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hello. We love this amazing soul and are two of her biggest fans. Happy birthday @jodiefox pic.twitter.com/nlVvDWmzmv
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
July 17th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << << Just in case you missed it. You know, cause it was ... yeah
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
I respect a man who can make fun of me and think I'll still like him afterwards @TroyKinne pic.twitter.com/bBNk1O2hlD
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
One day I plan on hitting that "end" key on my keyboard. One day. When I know what it does.
November 14th 2016
@natalietran
My local grocery store has a lot of footage of me buying bread at midnight
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
I like it too much Move over darling pic.twitter.com/Ebw29FxGH7
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
Rowan asked me to help him pick a character avatar for a game he was playing. When I looked at the screen I got so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 12th 2020
@natalietran
recently watched Cocktail and went through 1. This is about how fun making cocktails is 2. This is about toxic mas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2016
@natalietran
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology Video - Making Of youtu.be/Y4Xh2KBI4I0
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
Facebook just made a slideshow for my partner that just had photos of his ex under titles like "Remember this?" "Your friends are awesome"
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations @raychenviolin ! Listening right now and what a treat to the senses twitter.com/deccaclassics/…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I remember before Instagram when you had to guess who was insane.
April 25th 2020
@natalietran
#NewProfilePic True friends stab you in the front pic.twitter.com/80RmRaLKAZ
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
eek looks gorgeous artsy.net/article/artsy-…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Actual dilemma: Wanting to hire costumes that cost more than the video will make
April 10th 2018
@natalietran
would move back in with mother just to have someone remind me to drink water
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
good twitter.com/jachristian/st…
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
hello binge eating, my old friend
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
My windows are giant TVs that play a scifi about people who go outside socialise
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Any local artists to recommend? Looking for something to hang in my bedroom
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
doctor: When was the last time you exercised? me: That's not something I think I can answer in an open setting
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan sold our Christmas tree last week and I just remembered that I wrote "You will die" in red inside the box las… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
Yup, googling "skin discolouration back pain" at 3am was a bad idea
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
after I tell my friend I can't have children yet because I haven't achieved my 'fit' body yet pic.twitter.com/RomEF5s9Ox
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
saw my 7 year old niece in a play today and it was hectic. It was Alice in Wonderland and - The caterpillar didn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
I am constantly waiting for everything to crumble
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just to be clear, wherever I live is Australia's Asian mega city twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
After detaining people in camps and destroying their lives, we are now abandoning them. Well done, Australia. Peter Dutton, shame on you.
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
A handful of pasta per serving worries me. I have small hands
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
Every time someone tells me a food eating record, I immediately respond, "I could beat that"
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
My heart is with those in Sweden #staysafe pic.twitter.com/3rWeM1TGbT
February 26th 2015
@natalietran
If Your Dying Phone Were A Person youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY this week's vid if you missed it.
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Worked with someone who mistook my name for Melanie. I didn't correct him, assuming he'd figure it out eventually,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @jestom : society if dads went to therapy twitter.com/earthvisuals/s…
June 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @MRowlandMP : BREAKING: Senate votes to keep Community TV on air. #auspol @C31Melbourne @44adelaide parlwork.aph.gov.au/motions/f1b11e…
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
To be fair, my parents don't drink coffee out, eat brunch or line up for gelato. They came here at 40 with no money... and saved for a house
June 24th 2020
@natalietran
Went for a walk and saw a lot of boats on the harbour again. Very happy for all the sugar daddies able to take grou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
ooooooohhhhh yeeessssssssssssssss twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
Yes please. More celebrities in your government
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
have really enjoyed listening to @jjflanagan lately. Honest Man open.spotify.com/track/02jXcH8b…
December 6th 2019
@natalietran
*opens arms* welcome to Australia twitter.com/SimuLiu/status…
June 30th 2017
@natalietran
I burn 65423687442225412694 calories whenever I'm made to wait in a car parked illegally
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Tell them to give me a call. I can show them the world. Take them wonder by wonder. twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, guys. I'm still down with the flu this week but I've got a ton of scripts to film. AND I bought a new wig. So high fives everywhere.
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
stay safe, melbourne x
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AJENews : For updates on: Tunisia: aje.io/gps9 Kuwait: aje.io/jqdz France: aje.io/ctlq http://t.co/qa…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
[packing suitcase] me: I'll pack a dress in case I go out dress: haha you don’t go out! me: ha I don't dress: You’r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
My whole life I have been consistent in my views on Antitheism. I have no problem with religious people so stop. I'm a good atheist. It's ok
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
75% of my evenings is spent trying to find the tv remote
June 13th 2020
@natalietran
7 years too long. End the detention. An abomination every Australian should be ashamed of. We cannot treat humans… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Life is at a good point when you feel really emotionally connected to the guy on the phone helping you with your electricity bill.
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @jr_mooney : @natalietran Have you seen Orphan Black yet? It's just like your show except there really is one the next week.
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
I'll admit I've done things in the past in an attempt to be more 'attractive' to a man. I've worn makeup, endured u… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : #BREAKING get down to Melbourne airport to stop Minister Dutton deporting Priya, Nades and girls. They are sitting in seperate v…
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Hahaha what? why? It was fucking horrible. Surprise surprise. I'm sorry, should have seen you when we were there.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
What do you mean you don't cry every day?
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in the US, @nashedgerton 's epic new show about a hitman, Mr Inbetween, starts Monday October 1 at 8.30pm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 4th 2017
@natalietran
Walking in the rain is so romantic. When you’re watching it happen from inside.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
That time Will Smith provided a backing track when I wanted to kiss a wombat. See. Life is weird. pic.twitter.com/sIpUnfteHT
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but new vid uploading. *Australian upload speeds apply pic.twitter.com/xCo4gUwHEF
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
don't complain about your abuse because others get abused and it's not unique twitter.com/Cipher562/stat…
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
big thank you to @LukeWMcGregor , @CeliaPacquola , and the Rosehaven team for having me along this week. It blows me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
No. I only know 5 secure words. pic.twitter.com/eEd0Z5KI7Z
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I must have had a lot of work to avoid today because I've been on Twitter more than usual
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Man I love period dramas. This woman is turning down marriage proposals like a machine.
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
DEVIL Well? GOD sighs and slides over a $50 note.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It should still count if you set your alarm and intended to follow suit
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
High and mighty? If you suffered blackouts and falls would you hope for adequate medical attention during that time… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
Yeah, compare Fyre Festival to refugees camps. Do that.
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games until someone points out you’re being inappropriate and making them feel uncomfortable
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Strange how I used to try to find nice pictures for online profiles. Now I try to find one that means people will b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Nothing came up under Play School Host
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Here. Great news story to start your day twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/stat…
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
RT @girlsreallyrule : Greta Thunberg breaks from a panel question to read data on climate change: "I know you don't want to talk about this.…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/kYJhYagbgx
October 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Excellent. Accidentally sent a client a link to Kermit singing Rainbow Connection instead of their wedding video. youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLb…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
Just donated and you can too twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 19th 2019
@natalietran
"This is a rare chance to be a part of a busy Sydney family, who want the best for their children" ... isn't that.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
"yeah.. we are- we are bloody bastards" If you don't know about the Aus and the US deal Trump is upset about, Dan… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
he's touring NZ and AUS and he's great! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Play an annual baseball game with friends and made these hats for one of the teams. I wear the hat out sometimes an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
At some point buying sunglasses started to become a task too complicated for my skill set
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
The one time I get a strike, no video. Gutter balls? Got it. Captured. Let's remember those forever. pic.twitter.com/mSkIfy1ktG
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
June 1st 2020
@natalietran
au.gofundme.com/f/d9qkb6-justi…
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
Started watching Peaky Blinders and the show is so ridiculously implausible. The guy gets business cards made overn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ItsDanSheehan : In the 2000s every girl had a pop punk boyfriend who weighed 90 pounds and owed her exactly $400 dollars at all times
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
and we all thought the world would end when the bees died pic.twitter.com/jijuPWFAAx
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, has work early the next morning and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
At some point all I started to notice about kids was how much taller than me they were
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
halfway done with my braces and very concerned straight teeth will not solve all my problems and turn me into a female chris evans
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
a photo from last week at monterey aquarium pic.twitter.com/hVHXkTFjFG
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
5am: If you had just organised your week better, you wouldn't be doing work at this time me feeding 5am poison: shhhh
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
money > safety twitter.com/Motorsport/sta…
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
A guy at work is on the phone organising a house party for tonight. I honestly didn't know this stuff happened in real life.
February 16th 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I'm so legitimately worried that in a weaker moment I might join a cult. They seem like a great idea until the guns.
March 1st 2015
@natalietran
Leaving london :( any final place you must have scones? I need to make everyone who sells scones uncomfortable while I eat in front of them
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
hmm... theguardian.com/australia-news…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
This scene is ridiculously unbelievable. Who would wear a vest like that under a grey suit in 2018? fuck I'm so ex… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
I scored 14 out of 15 on the survey How Often Do You Read A Friend's Survey Results, Do The Test Hoping To Beat Them, But Then Never Do
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
animals aren't put on this planet to serve us but honestly, what is the point of having a cat if it won't go to the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is when someone calls me up/emails thinking I'm this Natalie Tran. "Are you after the go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
*cough* dream dinner venue twitter.com/statelibraryns…
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
one of the places they filmed the bbc version of pride and prejudice! Be careful. This photo is an aphrodisiac pic.twitter.com/nMz6NGxtWZ
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. My workout this morning was so hard. I'm exhausted but really motivated. Just kidding. I'm eating toast
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the existential crisis you would suffer daily as the assistant of a celebrity like this twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
My superpower is being able to tell I'm not going to get on with someone purely based on their excitement of Hallow… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 19th 2014
@natalietran
RT @Tammy__Chan : That moment when @natalietran appears in the new pokemon game. pic.twitter.com/BuZrh9KFgF
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hey, look, at least you only stole all my work gear. Not the plastic bag with the chocolate egg I had been saving pic.twitter.com/cf2ulzySK4
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh, Mr. Darcy... you are handsome enough to tempt me #prideandprejudicejoke pic.twitter.com/fBLmnoYJW0
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
How do some women drape jackets on their shoulders and have them stay? What’s it hanging off? Your attitude?
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Trailer for my little bro @joeledgerton1 ’s new film #boyerased youtu.be/-B71eyB_Onw
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
every time someone pays for my meal I want to cut my throat from anxiety twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
One of the most frustrating and humbling things having ocd has taught me is that your brain can lie to you. It can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
She's fucking great twitter.com/LadyJenevia/st…
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
Have I mentioned how amazing @RemyHii is? pic.twitter.com/VLgnjZfmh4
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I accept criticism exceptionally well so long as it is given to me in the form of praise
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's that time of the night where I start googling recipes for desserts you can make with minimal ingredients preferably in the microwave
March 19th 2019
@natalietran
!!! twitter.com/maggierogers/s…
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << Because friends suck pic.twitter.com/spd6miI4e9
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long-term relationship: "Do you want to have sex in the shower?" "Nah, I just had one and I have to hang up the clothes. Thanks."
June 6th 2020
@natalietran
re comments about today's protests in Aus and covid Protesting against racism is not elective. It's necessary. Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
you like my asteroid? Gee thanks just bought it twitter.com/CNET/status/11…
June 25th 2015
@natalietran
new vid 》youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA 《 It's ok. I'm her PG. If you missed it !
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
I want to prove Netflix wrong when it predicts I won't like a film. Then I remember it told me I'd hate Indecent Proposal. And it was right.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
starting to look into hiring a cinema so I can watch the new Mission Impossible film alone as a late birthday prese… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2020
@natalietran
In my spare time today I've been trying to learn how to draw cartoon sketches and going terribly. Really terribly.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Thought I had come up with an ingenious new, faster way to make tea. What an egregious error. Wish I hadn't gotten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Charged for what? A grand entrance? twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
PayPal is the friend you make check the house after you hear a noise
May 26th 2018
@natalietran
my current fetish is to recommend podcasts to friends even though I know they won’t listen to them and then still b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
palpable
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
absolutely gutted that I'm not taking you all to see 50 shades today
June 27th 2020
@natalietran
10 year anniversary and none of the fights captured on video. That's ok. We know they happened and who won and lost… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
I took a couple of photos outside without him so my punishment was physical activity catch up. @veritasium pic.twitter.com/Rq9LBTJL25
January 22nd 2020
@natalietran
He was a skater boy She said, "see you later, boy" He wasn't good enough for her I break down each time twitter.com/jules_lefevre/…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Martin Place Sydney Show compassion This family have contributed to Aus #letthemstay #HomttoBilo pic.twitter.com/Jo6QHYJCqI
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : 这不是一个华语成语。 twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
Never played Red Dead Redemption but am intrigued by all the RDR2 videos people are uploading. Can you really do an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reaproy : Hard to understand #Thai Immigration's heartless lack of concern for #Rahaf al-Qunan. Commissioner "Big Joke" says it's "fami…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Drove for 4 hours yesterday listening to one song on repeat the entire journey and still got the words wrong each time
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
After an hour of hanging out, a friend insisted on walking me back to my car. They saw the three hour ticket I had bought for our catch up.
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Woot @johngreen Can't wait. @PaperTownsMovie pic.twitter.com/Dnf7HNWdSh
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
Traffickers don't care about people. They'll take money from desperate people and willingly endanger them. smh.com.au/world/europe/m…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
just to clarify I have made lamingtons. I baked a ton for the bbq I invited you to. Made hundreds.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
You can be against offshore processing AND still care about Australia. They'd prefer you to believe it's invasion vs cruelty and it's not.
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
She's six now! Someone please invent something really quickly to stop her from getting any older but also allow fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
Got a bike recently and it's been so good for exercise. I've ridden to get gelato three times this week already.
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << Because pauses are for the devil
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
If you're the one who lies back during sex and the other person helps undresses you, you're the hot one
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
March 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @JustSayXtian : I'm hearing that people being unable to weather 8 weeks with no income means we need more financial literacy, so here you…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
eek! One of my best friend's show The Chefs Line launches tonights on SBS @ 6pm so please check it out! Looks great sbs.com.au/food/programs/…
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
done pic.twitter.com/CYUJ1I3oMw
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
should be protests around the world. horrendous twitter.com/AFP/status/111…
May 15th 2018
@natalietran
horrific twitter.com/guardian/statu…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
my mother called me up and told me she wants swimming caps for her birthday BUT they MUST be from ebay and MUST be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Being English like a boss. Had afternoon tea at @ClaridgesHotel . Tempted to do it again pic.twitter.com/fQoW1qPJPY
July 21st 2020
@natalietran
love an itchy jumper. Get in there you minxy rough fibres.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
This is probably the best summary of how I feel about the name. We haven't heard anything to suggest even the ackno… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Daley_Pearson : Our animated series Bluey starts on @Disney today!
June 24th 2020
@natalietran
my new bio twitter.com/RebeccaRHelm/s…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I like to hit snooze at least once. You have to play hard to get.
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: going to instagram accounts of models and commenting "Everyone says we look like sisters!"
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oh my god why are sick kids so annoying? Right, @PeterDutton_MP ? Like UGH twitter.com/racvictoria/st…
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks to @ScreenAustralia for sending me to @mip next week with awesome creators like @veritasium @nickboshier @ConnorVanV and @mychonny
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
The amount of times someone tells me they're a HUGE fan of the BBC Pride and Prejudice series but then turn out to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Oh man that start to the race. Come on!
March 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @alyankovic : Hey, come on, I'm doing everything I can! twitter.com/BBCTech/status…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
:(
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
I like to offer people high fives because it’s fun getting constantly rejected
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today there are rallies to protest the treatment of Refugees on Manus and Nauru. Please go to one. 12 deaths. Chi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
It's so weird how there are things you HATED as a kid that you end up loving as an adult like taking naps or getting a good spanking.
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
At a show last night Host: Just so you know, sometimes they like to pull out audience members to participate Me: *throws grenade*
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How is youtube rewind 2018 gonna cover this shit?
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
writing something. Do you find it weird to read about video calls in books? If you read about twitter etc. in a sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2018
@natalietran
that @DanielHRLC twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
same. Call me. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
Already confused with real life, Content is now ready to watch! Made by a bunch of legends. Except one person but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
... did... any poc feel kind of... strange watching Downsizing?
May 29th 2020
@natalietran
A couple of weeks ago Ro and I watched The Shining for the first time. Since then I've been doing the creepy voi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today I asked my friend if he wanted to open our new planners together because it's exciting. He declined? How goo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Update: This was all a plan so he could drop off something in the city he sold online twitter.com/natalietran/st…
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
this is my favourite twitter.com/TheMilanTooner…
January 23rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @hughriminton : An "awful" loss of "courageous, respected" people - who came here from the US to help. twitter.com/10NewsFirstSyd…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @twhittyer : Hey, the #futurelandfill campaign to stop reckless plastic toy promotions by @woolworths and @Coles is just 400 signatures s…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
request for more SRugg mixes in future please twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
This upcoming royal wedding really demonstrates how one day you can just be a normal, regular, everyday stunning ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton, you are a disgusting person. Shame on you
May 15th 2020
@natalietran
masterclass pre-roll ads: I don't know who suggested otherwise but I don't want to be good at anything.
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
There should be an option on clothing sites to see the clothes on people who are short, regret a lot of choices, and forgot to buy bread
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @willozap : America can learn from Australia on guns, maybe Australia can learn from, I don’t know, all those countries that banned conce…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous person gorgeous calendar. Can't wait! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
No, yeah, awesome. Leave me alone with my thoughts. No worries. It's good.
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @YvesTM : Hey guys I haven't watched all of the Oscars but I assume these two were really classy and thanked me for working 80 hour weeks…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Next No campaigner that comes to my door will hear "release the hounds" through the intercom
February 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video. Sorry, slightly odd. Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw <<
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Decided to start writing star signs. Thanks @helytimes pic.twitter.com/X5Pk2PDo1z
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
I'm a very nonviolent person but when people witness me run I do wish death upon them
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
This story... Nick minding the closed Olympia Milk Bar stocked with empty cans... reads like a character from a boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
let's hope it's not the same promoters as the basketball twitter.com/KIIS1065/statu…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
I'm at the point now where I travel and think things like, "my cat would have loved this" I guess it's all over for me
December 24th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/WutKvvedcp
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
Saw some whales today and goodness the ocean is a behemoth of a kingdom pic.twitter.com/hPWQeQVJNN
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AFPgraphics : More than 410,000 Rohingya have fled violence in Myanmar. Videographic in EN u.afp.com/4amu & FR https://t.co/yuJ…
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Happiest of birthdays to *one* of my best friends, @tim_dunlop ! Thank you for being such a beautiful person. You a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
studio.youtube.com/channel/UCKHi7…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
my friend Mike ( @mjhawley ) introduces me to the coolest people, including Joshua Bell Brain: don't say it, don't s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like it's a personal attack when my partner brings home novelty cups that you can't wash in the dishwasher. A very personal attack.
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, put my clothes on for me.
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
yup! That time we both got drunk at becky's 2nd bachelorette party and she started making out with tom! zomg. hecti… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I don't watch Game of Thrones but was the last ep as scary and gross as watching Scott Morrison talk on the abc coverage?
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
This place is for couples. No worries pic.twitter.com/4KOjVOpFnn
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
+ hope you're happy and well
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
“I’ll throw my tie over my shoulder and roll up my sleeves. They’ll love it.” “They probably will” Best line in Mad Men so far
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but uploading! pic.twitter.com/rENZAhnjAr
August 2nd 2020
@natalietran
So sad. Yesterday we saw two motorcyclists on the road next to each other and then after a while one turned off the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry it’s not a regular video but I made this about the comments I get being an Asian woman in an interracial rela… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TroyKinne : You may wanna dim your TV screens slight at 9pm, coz @natalietran is gonna light that shit up. She’s one of my favourite fun…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
I miss my mailman. Nobody ever tells you you're going to miss the mailman.
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Being the romantic soul that I am, I will leave work untouched until we meet again tomorrow, 3am.
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so sick of getting standing ovations
August 26th 2014
@natalietran
There is an endless list of terrible things I would rather do than listen to someone tell me about my tax
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @markhumphries : “Don’t look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.” twitter.com/cuhlmann/statu…
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
I just had a conversation with someone and all I remember is that they had fantastic hair
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
movies really made me think I'd play darts more often than I do
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : Tickets to the NY live show are moving quickly. Get your tickets now to avoid missing out! caveat.nyc/event/is-there…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
need friends who are ok to just lie in bed and watch the pride and prejudice miniseries with me until we die
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
You only let me hold you when I'm sad. Then I get happier. Then you don't want to be held. Fucking nightmare pic.twitter.com/tPQ9YixKL9
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
If Santa were single, he'd be a pretty good catch. Stable job, owns a factory, has a sweet ride, likes kids, celebrity profile...
July 10th 2015
@natalietran
Just applied for my first credit card and got rejected. That's ok. I don't need you, banks. My mattress was FINE.
January 7th 2020
@natalietran
RT @theqza : All the money raised for bushfire relief does not let the government off the hook. Charity does not replace what our taxes shou…
March 4th 2016
@natalietran
This week's New Vid > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Wrong Level of Elevator Doom if you missed it. "We didn't miss it" "I know. I'm sorry."
January 14th 2020
@natalietran
Crazy Recipe Asians? Culinary Rich Asians? @RemyHii making breakfast burritos. Dude even grinds his spices. pic.twitter.com/zD46goJu8f
June 28th 2020
@natalietran
my 7 and 4 year old nieces watch so many cooking shows that when we just made some choc chip cookies, they broke th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
me: I don’t need anyone in my life necklace clasp: WASSSUPPPPP
July 24th 2019
@natalietran
maybe pic.twitter.com/OuMtG0q4R1
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
RT @racvictoria : State Library 2pm Saturday the 18th Feb. Rally No to Trump No to Turnbull Let the refugees in. #BringThemHere https://t.co…
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FjDwRqeucY
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
all these people getting to know their partners for the first time in quarantine
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
People understand the number of displaced people in the world is going to continue to grow, right? You can't keep w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Check out netflixanz on instagram. I'll be taking over for the next couple of hours. On a boat. Like… instagram.com/p/0gu_nkJxbE/
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
:( Did you make sure you emptied your Trash? You have to empty it or the space doesn't clear up #CensusFail twitter.com/ABSCensus/stat…
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
ps the video is about jigsaws so it has to go viral
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/auyzRgKjGm
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How outrageously wonderful is music? There are songs I wish would just come alive and devour me.
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
#firstsevenjobs normal person cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Charlie Brooker: Here's a new season of Black Mirror Logan Paul: Hold my beer
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
she had very little faith it wouldn't fall out of the sky. same. pic.twitter.com/isNgG12wPI
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
one porridge at a time twitter.com/_SimonMitchell…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Also just made sure I donated some to the amazing folks at OzHarvest too. Please give what you can - OzHarvest ozharvest.org/give-a-little-…
July 7th 2019
@natalietran
Hôm nay tình cờ Ði lại đường xưa đường xưa
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
Will you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I would like to be? pic.twitter.com/y3oLUoJpNV
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
I really resent having to pretend to know how to read a map
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
I admire that humans don't let fear stop them. Humans will always push past boundaries pic.twitter.com/CvEpJqHfPg
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
Seriously contemplating holding a female only dance party featuring 2000s rnb in Sydney. Is this something you'd go to?
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*shoves chips in mouth anxiously* #AUSPER
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
To those who told me how grateful refugees in camps should be for the medical care we provide twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
So thrilled a button exists for me to click when I want to continue to read a whole article because I'm so not an article tease kinda person
September 4th 2016
@natalietran
Happy Father's Day to all you now-very-sexy-because-of-my-age-and-stage-of-life fathers out there!
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so early with this but managed to actually film yesterday and today so might upload tomorrow! Only 2 days late. Plus 21.
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
just googled what #squadgoal meant. So here's mine. #squadgoal #realsquadgoal Except the doctor and the pirate. pic.twitter.com/6CV3zivKoa
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
jealous to not be there for it. If you're in ny go see him twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm waiting to see a @richardbranson quote that talks about how lying in bed and eating m&ms lead to his success *crosses fingers*
August 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Eddie putting life into perspective. Enjoyed filming this interview with @RowanJones_ . twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
My sister got me a label maker for Christmas. Things are about to get existential all up in here pic.twitter.com/a74kRfLSXr
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
RT @benabrahammusic : True story: when @natalietran first met me she thought I was high on drugs because I kept disappearing to the bathroom…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @ArtGalleryofNSW : It's your last chance to see the free exhibition #Quilty - closes at 5pm today: bit.ly/33lB3ol https://t.co/h…
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
My bad. There was a warning at the beginning of Rihanna's new vid re the gratuitous nudity and pornographic treatment of violence. My bad
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Alright, free magnet from the chemist, you win. I'll keep you but NOT for your calendar skills. It's just for your magnet.
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t believe in soul mates but I have to believe there’s someone out there who wants to make me gnocchi, read me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Guys, I've listened to quite a few really awful stories about meeting people from dating apps now and quite frankly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
Think positive. Yes, you got catfished but also, someone out there was replying to your texts and emails promptly.
August 23rd 2017
@natalietran
currently eating old cake while editing photos of models
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Hi!
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
People should be punished if they tell you about a dream that doesn't involve you dominating them sexually in space
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton isn't fit to be a person twitter.com/AdamBandt/stat…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
WE'RE GETTING A DOG. Need to tell as many people as possible
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Had bag stolen on train to Brussels with laptop, cameras,lenses,sd cards. If found Only want cards & hd. Please email me a pic. Will pay.
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/jCxywBC5YL
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne, be less cold :(
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I can't stop thinking about Sylvanian Families. I used to dream about them when I was a kid youtube.com/watch?v=8tVG8s…… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Happy valentine's day, Netflix. You're a great life partner.
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid Stair Superiority Syndrome youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 Sorry if you saw it already. Sorry if you're about to watch it.
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @r1chardeldridge : @natalietran Why didn’t you invite them over for noodles? That was very selfish of you to flaunt your great wealth and…
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Stop - Country in drought - Kid attempting suicide in offshore prison - Any other problem happening right now they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
This is awfully cynical but I don't trust people who are best friends with their sibling. You can get along, you ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
come here
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Chocolate money instead of real money because it cuts out the middle man
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
The most unrealistic thing about movies is that people find parking spots
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
May 6th 2019
@natalietran
Had a dream last night that I was writing copy for a brochure and J-Lo was the event supervisor I had to liaise wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Do you think @netflix could reboot a vegetable pie I had in 2010? Nostalgia to the max.
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Ps thank you to the crowd at @BrownUniversity for laughing when I asked them to. You guys rock pic.twitter.com/wZZlhgvjxc
April 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @FarrahTomazin : Social distancing is a privilege - for billions of people it’s impossible. What happens when #COVID19 rips through urban…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you have a full length mirror? me: No. My reflection makes me want to punch the glass. Don't you want to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2018
@natalietran
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Thinking of taking mum and dad to Rotorua in New Zealand. Any recommendations on where to stay in the area?
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
It's not the point, obviously, but I LOVE the idea of a billionaire offering to do a favour like drop something off… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
I've just donated to the #RedShieldAppeal. If you want to help, donate now. salvationarmy.org.au/donate kmart.com.au/wishingtree
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Jesus. @realDonaldTrump 's tweets are like the crazy emails a racist grandad forwards you when he learns to email. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the awesome @connorvanv!! Not only is he a talent, he's one of the first people I'll call if I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
the older you get, the higher the socks
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Started watching Big Little Lies and now I never want children. I had no idea you had to take them to school every day.
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
s, we are thinking of you. all of our love. pic.twitter.com/I08R687vJu
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Nauru refugee dies of suspected heart failure smh.com.au/federal-politi… via @smh
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
great twitter.com/Yassir_Lester/…
March 1st 2020
@natalietran
It's time. I've lived too many decades without ever eating an apple with knife casually.
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Broken Men in Paradise nyti.ms/2h4QMmr
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Falling in love as an adult is hard because you're tired and you know you should probably eat the food in the fridge
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Matt's great! Always love watching him! Even when he's not on stage! Even when he thinks nobody is watching because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I miss when you could wear a wrist band and that was enough to let people know you were a rebel. Not a total rebel, but you know, enough ;)
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've started entering the competitions on the side of soft drink bottles so yeah, I'm well thanks
January 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @GrogsGamut : It is quite wonderful and amazing that in a crisis all Australians naturally turn to the ABC. It is astonishing. What are…
April 1st 2020
@natalietran
sorting through hds. finding all these clips for videos that never made it. pic.twitter.com/5niFyteT5s
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so fucking tired of not having enough pictures of luxury resorts in my feed
February 2nd 2015
@natalietran
This week's video: Change Room Curtain Gap >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << in case you missed it
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, show me a fuckwit tendaily.com.au/news/politics/…
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
It's late and not so good but new vid uploading today soon! pic.twitter.com/v2WZhFnWnS
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
'These women are not statistics' – deaths in Australia in 2015 gu.com/p/46cnd/stw
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
photos of bachelorette parties are exhausting
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @abc730 : This couple have 24 koalas in their house and will likely end up with more. #abc730 #NSWbushfires abc.net.au/news/2019-11-1…
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
This Wiggles recording is older than Australia Day being officially announced a public holiday in 1994. You can shi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking Amazing If you HONESTLY feel discriminated against because you are White in Australia, thank fuck you're j… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2019
@natalietran
When you’re a kid it takes ages between your turn in bowling. As an adult it feels like the moment you sit down a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I thought I was just a normal person. Then I got into social media. Now I know I'm great.
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/2PsZ4tPDmw
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
oh my god! I thought this was me! twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
forgot about this song for a few years. Recommend with a cup of tea and hot water bottle open.spotify.com/track/4cURHmiu…
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid later today! pic.twitter.com/wgumliDf3T
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
My sister sent my mum a meme and the amount of explaining I've had to do since is becoming unreasonable. And I love her a lot.
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot wait for my home planet to get in contact and say I am no longer a sleeping agent.
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Sydney, I'm about to get on a flight to DYKWIA at the Cafe Lounge at 730 with @mattokine @natalietran @genfricker @aaronch3…
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Took the kayak out for the first paddle of the summer. It was oar some. Line up, there's more where that came from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's bad karma to predict the future but I'm fairly certain I'll be the old lady who sits in a park, sees a young c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2019
@natalietran
In all honesty, I think the nicest thing a partner has ever done for me is be solicitous and communicative even if… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/BqSGSHCJzJ
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and will turn each corner of your pages.
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : Youtube comments have nothing on the recipe blog comments. Yeah, my vlog "fucking sucks," huh? Well your 'Great-grandma…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought a man would have asked me to twirl in a dress for him by this stage in life
June 29th 2020
@natalietran
*winks* Surprised the vid never got flagged for being too provocative. In matte black. Favourite pen. One day I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @travelofkush : #ThaiCaveRescue We should all praise how the young coach kept 12 kids in great morale for 9 days in a pitch black cave.…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
. @Qantas @emirates Please intervene to help #SaveSaeed twitter.com/leerhiannon/st…
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
Picked up a catalogue today that said: ROBOTS 20% OFF Then I cackled and went back into my cave
December 7th 2019
@natalietran
Marriage Story made me so sad. Imagine finishing work for the day and you all go to a bar to hang out together and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 21st 2020
@natalietran
When I was a kid our family went to the city for a day and dad parked the car in a spot that I pointed out was a bi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AdamSinger : Who wrote this story, a bird? twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
When somebody tells me I can’t achieve something, I don’t bother arguing. That’s a waste of time. Instead, I put my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 31st 2020
@natalietran
RT @natalietran : amymcquire.substack.com/p/we-must-bear…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
Mum bought us matching sweaters. I told her to wear hers on Sunday and I'd wear mine. She grabbed my arm and said… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 28th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ava : You deserved your breath, your dignity, your life. Not to die in the street, murdered by a white cop’s knee on your neck. You dese…
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour knows my name and I don't know theirs. The stress never goes away, kids.
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be speaking at #Oweekender on 20th Feb with @WASHINGTONx @djtigerlily and more eventbrite.com.au/e/o-weekender-… Entry is free!
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
Wow. Rowan made me a really gorgeous and delicious brunch and I'd tell him but he keeps telling me.
August 21st 2018
@natalietran
Nice try, email scam. I don't have 4 friends pic.twitter.com/qYpbIeJKES
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Mate, I cry sitting down in the shower. I can recommend an EXCELLENT playlist twitter.com/314chler/statu…
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
If your best friend isn't a terrible influence, you're not real friends and they secretly want to backstab you in the future so watch out
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The older I get, the more comfortable it is to tuck my shirt in. It feels great.
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Fandango : Alright, here it is, the full Adam Sandler #SpiritAwards “Best Personality” speech, accepting his Best Actor award for #Uncut…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
RT @DsSayed : Sentenced to death at 14, will be hung TOMORROW in #Pakistan, sign the petition against it: amnesty.org.au/action/action/… … #SaveShaf…
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @FoodbankAus : This week students around the country go back to school for a new year of learning & we know this is a tough time for many…
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
why do they keep cropping me out of photos? :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
Received an offer to swap players in the fantasy basketball comp I'm playing but I am worried that my fantasy baske… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
If you're not religious don't be afraid to mark the "No Religion" box on tonight's Census censusnoreligion.org.au pic.twitter.com/P3rAoT9KdJ
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @JustinJonesTV : @natalietran i spent too much time editing this until i realised it was actually glee. pic.twitter.com/dyeMlpsdbT
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
February 21st 2016
@natalietran
Was awesome meeting some of you! twitter.com/thecusp_au/sta…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/Wrlmg3bJZC
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
This year my Halloween costume is Person who doesn't have crippling insecurities which are actually probably truth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Is it a good or bad sign when your friend decides you look like the warning picture for his tobacco? pic.twitter.com/KSBqWi9GDf
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
you’re in my blood a fiendish force of maddening adoration
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
#boatpeoplearefamily twitter.com/tifflingx/stat…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Please don’t leave me alone with my thoughts Netflix: What? Me: Nothing. All good. I’m fine
July 24th 2020
@natalietran
Ooft. I saw this Gif and thought "who made that? Poor cat." Then realised I made that. That's my poor cat. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
It's always made me uncomfortable how similarly people treat being vegan to being religious. It's also a label. As… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
I can't speak for others but I'm right
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I remember seeing one of Nash's shorts years ago and loving it so much. Now he's someone who is… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*intermission of happiness in your feed* Marinate for a while in the thought that humans are made of stardust
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Please. Really looking for distraction to avoid work. Happy to be catfished.
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
entering the grocery store: I don’t need a shopping basket for this quick trip. 30 seconds later: I regret everything.
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
haven't used stuff like this in many years but any recommendations for software for notating etc? @AvidSibelius , @finaleofficial others?
June 27th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/VmCMvTXbSN
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
I'm as trustworthy as a person who wears turtlenecks under suits
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Cat lady level up pic.twitter.com/m0LWjvbsZU
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
I don't understand. Has halloween happened or not? Why is it still going?
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
You know what's been great about getting rid of my things online? Every time I meet up with the person I worry I mi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hm seems there's no reply button on all comments so I apologise if youtube is keeping our love a secret
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
How do people film themselves working out? If someone witnesses me work out all I can think about is how much their… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
No, you don't look up to me. I am young and hip and unpredictable. We are like best friends of the same age and everyone want to date us.
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
just donated to people seeking asylum living in Aus who will now be cut off from food and accom. You can too:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Recommendations for wide curved monitor for sim racing?
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
My cat and I have an agreement that when I die, she must delete all my web browsing history and empty my downloads… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
mum asked me for proof I'm taking the vitamins she bought me and that I "keep in mouth" as though she suspects I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
You can help homeless youth and support homeless week by grabbing some laces and lacing up #laceitup pic.twitter.com/8O2dmfu4F6
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
INTERESTING. So are you in crush with your best friend? Tell me everything. I'm exporting. I have 23 minutes twitter.com/oo_maumau_oo/s…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Person: what's your favourite colour? Me: green Blue: you motherfucking traitor
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
do it @Socceroos ! #GoSocceroos #DENAUS
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
This week's vid: The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << if you missed it. If not: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasssaabbiii
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Also, you know how terrible the health and education systems are in the US? Think about that when ours keep getting pushed that way.
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
whaaat? Uploading today!
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
wonderful!
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, my name is Panic and we're going to be best friends forever.
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
oookayyyy theage.com.au/federal-politi…
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed I haven’t been rescued by a fireman yet
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
and when I say stuff I mean baby photos. Because that's the best I looked igg.me/at/p4a2014
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
I know it's tacky and old school but I'm actually really tempted to throw a gender reveal party. I think it would b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
No kidding it's OK to be White. It's usually being something else that is the problem. To be clear, nobody should… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Today I told someone I was going to "catch some waves on the weekend" What lies did you tell?
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @jrhennessy : to commemorate the end of holden, we must reflect on the period when peter brock attached boxes of magic crystals to his HD…
November 27th 2019
@natalietran
OR consume less animal products so they don't have to have fucking VR strapped to their heads telling them they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
which explains a lot twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…
October 18th 2019
@natalietran
At the end of it all we have are the relationships with our selves and with others how frightening how motivating h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Filming last bits today and tomorrow. Sorry, went away for a few days last week. Should be up Wednesday. On the dot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I've thought about it, there probably isn't a movie about it. Video idea?
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite memories is from a trip to Egypt when someone offered to give a quick history recap. He then cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
IKEA : The original escape room
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
aw love these two twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : #RetainThis pic.twitter.com/THvJTcYahJ
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anyone else tell you what to think. I don’t and I turn out to be wrong all the time.
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
thank you for explaining football twitter.com/leesha666/stat…
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really sorry I couldn't have everyone along this time x
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
And there it still is...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
never seen a dog in a car I don't immediately connect with on a spiritual level
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @JoshButler : The AFP have confirmed to SBS that officers are on Manus assisting in a "liaison" role at the centre - despite no powers in…
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
one of the best love songs youtube.com/watch?v=LnHoqH…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
mango pancakes pic.twitter.com/p4HXie0xFS
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
yes ok fair culture.affinitymagazine.us/stop-romantici…
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
There is no correct way he could have reacted to this. #brave twitter.com/7NewsBrisbane/…
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
don't let my family see this twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
May 3rd 2020
@natalietran
Watched The Office again. Start to finish. It never stops being great. I cry each time I watch the 7th season. It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Currently have three children’s birthday parties on the same day. I feel like I'm in The Great Gatsby. Minus, you know, everything.
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
For anyone who saw my private french man video (what a sentence) this is the effort I expect from you pic.twitter.com/5wpZ3yQ9a3
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NOPE"
September 11th 2019
@natalietran
What scares me about being alone is if you entered the dating scene you could date someone and they could turn arou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Cannot wait for this pre roll to finish so I can start living my awesome life! That's what's happening now, right? Life gets better, RIGHT??
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
It would be boring if you didn't always go to the wrong escalator first
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
I've figured out my equivalent of wanting to date a supermodel. I want every man to be Quinn from Homeland.
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
Romantically, the idea of someone walking you home is nice. What happens after though? You move home so nobody know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
The way this ball tampering is taking over Aussie news is ridiculous. It's not an episode of The Bachelor.
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
all fantastic descriptors @raychenviolin thewest.com.au/entertainment/…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I like that if the world were taken over by zombies maybe a quarter of my friends would know what to do. All of us… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
Naw, this is a non-parallel structure problem. Leave the Oxford comma alone. With or without the commas, it has iss… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2020
@natalietran
RT @A_C_O : Today we begin a week-long celebration of Richard Tognetti, commemorating his 30th year as our Artistic Director. Join us on Fac…
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
I love seeing posters for lost cats. Your cat isn't lost, man. Cats don't get lost. Your cat left you.
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
Yes it must be exhausting, doing nothing pic.twitter.com/w36e1VFAvo
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
Strapping bombs to children... I've tried to remain indifferent towards religion but it's getting incredibly hard to remain that way
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
7.30pm on a Friday night. I'm going to make a cup of tea, get some biscuits, sit in bed alone, and have a fucking ball.
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
* GOD not STAR * complaint was made * I also tweet about eating donuts * complaining about complaining on social me… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 10th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/cAMTamxLX8
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Let’s skip the fake politeness, Belinda, you know why I’m here. I want the same burger I’ve ordered every day this week.
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine cooking pasta and knowing how much pasta is the right amount of pasta to cook.
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
All my ideas notebooks from the past few months have been incoherent insanity. Reading them back I'm worried I've killed someone.
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Me: That's it, I'm done. Narrator: No, she wasn't.
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
what can I show them? Please. Help. What do kids like?
July 9th 2020
@natalietran
When people ask me my star sign, I get upset at myself for knowing the answer
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @JennaGuillaume : 19 times @natalietran was basically all of us buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume… pic.twitter.com/Hkxk7mHn6W
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
New life mission: To be in a Tom Cruise action movie. I could be a background extra, I can learn martial arts. Anything. How to do this
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
cheer up, buttercup
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @aherman2006 : trying to write a sentence without an em dash pic.twitter.com/hWhsOsJlN3
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Variety : Taika Waititi jokes about what writers should be asking for in the next round of talks with producers: “Apple needs to fix tho…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sure, I like lightweight makeup so long as it covers my entire face with a new one
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @mariatran85 : [Looking for] A high school maths classroom anywhere across Western Sydney to film for 1 hour "The Subtractor" -... https:…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ABAOProductions : Actual footage of @TomCruise sneaking into people’s homes to turn off motion smoothing. pic.twitter.com/76YMUMhdps
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
From now on I'm starting every audition with "just to clarify, this is a porno, right? It reads like a porno"
July 19th 2017
@natalietran
Hugs from your best friend always feel the best. Sorry, I mean crying yourself to sleep feels the best. No, wait, I mean the worst.
March 17th 2020
@natalietran
Can confirm that if you say "oh Max" to a Max that you know, they may not know it's a Get Smart reference. Even if… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Staying over my friend's house. We are not attractive enough to have this many cats and bowls of cereal around us.
January 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Woke up with intention to exercise. Changed into workout clothes. Put on tv show to watch while exercising. Sat down and watched tv show.
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheMurdochTimes : Human Rights Commissioner @GillianTriggs fights back against the Murdoch media/Abbott Govt smear machine http://t.co/y…
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
my sister serves it well pic.twitter.com/P0PHREIUiV
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Poor Jelena abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1…
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Genuinely concerned that I will one day run away with an a cappella singer. I have fallen in love with several.
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
1. This is great. 2. My parents who are in their mid/late 70s have been leaving the house and finding empty shelve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's really disappointing when athletes make you lose your fantasy tipping comp
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @burgotastic : If we let this one family stay, then we’ll have to let stay every family who makes a positive contribution to their commun…
November 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : My TV comedy show Ronny Chieng: International Student is now airing weekly in the United Kingdom on the main @BBCOne chann…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
oh ok. When Ewan McGregor sits next to a bear in a field and talks to it about their colour coordinating tops, it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to see this! #skylight #nyc pic.twitter.com/QEemD5yad8
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how much funnier I find cat videos now and how much I prefer watching them to going outside
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/CzpA7JFRdR
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Five year old niece wrote a song about having no friends. It made me so sad. Nobody is going to be her friend if she keeps this up :(
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nazeem_hussain : Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia. pic.twitter.com/1iu1Snyg0I
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
seriously though, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets John Mayer writing Your Body Is A Wonderland for her. When I dated a mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Perhaps it's the hormones talking but I really think cake tastes better if you cry into it as you eat it
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
You buy one wig and they never stop sending you wig catalogues
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
how is @nathanfielder this amazing?
December 26th 2019
@natalietran
Guys, if this isn't what Twitter is for, I don't now my left from right. Today my dad looked amazing at Christmas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Spoon and watch movies with me until the neighbour's kids start folk stories about us.
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
"We're not going to be quiet" @KKeneally at today's rally #letthemstay #HometoBilo pic.twitter.com/6sTxKgdY1e
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : Fuck me - it's about time, Iceland! twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
Finished a script! All it took was three packets of biscuits and a lot of tv breaks. Filming today for upload tomor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
sad about the outcome but good game tonight @SydneyKings ! Plus, got to kiss the lion. pic.twitter.com/Bs6RW2plVi
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/3B2JjR1LlK
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
I had a dream last night where I purposefully moved into the dark to trick a man into thinking I looked better. IN MY DREAM.
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : It’s crunch time - this week the Senate will decide whether to allow the Morrison Government to axe the live-saving Medev…
November 10th 2019
@natalietran
Thoughts with all those affected and a big thank you always to the people who help to battle these fires. Catastrop… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I write my autobiography, I will name this part of my life the “Googled mixed race babies for hours” chapter.
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't often fangirl but you know, The @Jacksons
October 24th 2019
@natalietran
Started watching Succession. Two eps in. Is that whole show is like because I can't handle when I go to dinner at s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @archillect : pic.twitter.com/tqOIpGfMeq
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
My answer to all complaints my friends with kids make: My cat is awesome
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
Definitely post lots of photos of your new relationship everywhere. It will end well. You will be happy to see them in the future.
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If I could see myself 10 years ago today, I'd see I'm still wearing the same pjs.
August 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @raychenviolin : Enjoying my favorite part in the Sibelius
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
excellent thread twitter.com/profmusgrave/s…
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
"Which tv show do you want to watch?" "Any." browse for 2 hours "It's late. We should sleep" repeat until death.
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, internet article, “make my day” Do it.
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
[comforting friend over their recent break up] Friend: I miss him. Me: I know, I’m sorry. Friend: I love him so mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
was going to adopt next cat but is it ok to adopt an ex cattery cat if the owners said they need to find them forever homes now they're old?
February 6th 2015
@natalietran
Midnight macarons in Paris. In my onesie. With no makeup. Because that's how real people eat their… instagram.com/p/yvMWnhJxZQ/
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, this is an actual display of faith twitter.com/MsMollyRachael…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
I have the diet of a very unhappy man who the neighbours wish would leave because he doesn't look after his lawn and is always in a singlet
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Last day to preorder @hankgreen 's new book! hankgreen.com pic.twitter.com/0tb1g7Vfc4
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
sigh. Just remembered the DAAS @YoungMasterPaul 's cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me. Liked it more than the origin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 14th 2019
@natalietran
friend: What did you do as a kid when your parents weren't home? me: I'd take my violin in to the bathroom, play r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
whatever the opposite of sponsored is pic.twitter.com/vs1YYcVAhT
July 25th 2020
@natalietran
Told mum no jumpers this year. Next best thing pic.twitter.com/V9IucRiCm3
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I get it. You order mineral water at restaurants. You're out of my league.
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
you'd better kiss me
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Paul_Karp : John Hewson: "If Peter Dutton is the answer, you have to ask yourself what the hell is the question" #auspol
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
so I have some vids to film now but after the longer than usual gap, is it weird to not address the gap? Do I do a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Today begins #RefugeeWeek2020 Please take a moment to reflect on their plight, rights, treatment in Aust & the
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
YEAH, everyone. It's Good to see our Government is taking its cues from One Nation. It's GREAT. Our future looks GO… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
brilliant twitter.com/mercedeslynz/s…
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
5 year old Niece: Why is your hair purple and pink? Me: I dyed it Niece: Why? Me: Just for something different. Niece: Are you sad? Me: Yes
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
fuck me dead popsugar.com/entertainment/…
June 26th 2020
@natalietran
It was manta be! pic.twitter.com/hcRoDS3YO8
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
As it stands, sunglasses look cooler on babies and animals than they do on human adults... why is that? Welcome to my TED talk.
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
*Wakes up. Puts on human disguise* Here we go again.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
If heaven is anything like iCloud, I will not know the password to get in
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
I've been harping on about this but I'd never read Lolita before a few days ago. That first paragraph. Can't get o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the vain question but I was thinking of getting braces. Have any adults here had them? Will the boys at school make fun of me?
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
And of course, yes, housing prices in Sydney are insane and it is hard for people to buy houses. But yeah, don't eat brunch if you're saving
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Thanks to the @thefinebros for having me in another video and my heart grows even more for @veritasium in it youtube.com/watch?v=n-U2Ba…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @davidu : Consider this my good deed of the day: Back in 2008 two bodybuilders were arguing on the Internet about how many days are in a…
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Andrew_Denney : Just witnessed incredible bravery from members of the public and ⁦ @FRNSW ⁩ officers chasing down a man on a stabbing ramp…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Relationship advice is usually pointless because nobody else can know the intricacy of what goes on in your relatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
haha I love how people who live in different counties experience different weather problems! It's hot in Aus so I a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
if you're free tonight! twitter.com/mattokine/stat…
October 1st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see people with brand new white shoes on I want to yell, "Yeah go on, act like you own the place. Smug bastard"
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
man, people really expect you to be able to draw or something when you ask if they'll pose for you for an hour
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Too many times in a day do I have to resort to an online tutorial where some 7 year old kid shows me how to use a computer
March 29th 2020
@natalietran
Had tickets to see him once but completely forgot and spent the night untangling earphones. Only remembered when I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 29th 2016
@natalietran
You can't stand in someone's kitchen without having to ask "Where's your bin?" Stop hiding your bins
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
It ends today. So much stress, Jon! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
favourite sports tweet? twitter.com/thehistoryguy/…
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
Happy Vegan Day! Being vegetarian's been swell but today I'm switching to a vegan diet. Diet first then with new purchases once
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine if the Devil did wear Prada. Just for a minute, imagine it.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
You should be allowed to start every morning with a kid drinking a babycino. Babycino and M x pic.twitter.com/WS2O2y7gnv
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
it almost feels the same I've got to stop myself from whispering your name
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Yes, thank you for explaining Blade Runner is scifi. THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS. Where are the people who made the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jleefilm : How come eating Chinese food out of boxes in the movies always looks so good? Also, why did you guys vote for that one guy to…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Please come to Doctors 4 Refugees march this weekend. It's not enough to like or rt. Come and show how you feel facebook.com/doctors4refuge…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Today at the airport, the guy in front of me had his bag pulled aside after screening. They took a gigantic knife o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
Who wants more than 5 people over? What a nightmare.
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Though it is a hauntingly beautiful song full of love, friends don’t seem to enjoy it when I sing ‘Bridge Over Trou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
In all honestly. As soon as I get home, I'll see none of my friends or family and make a video pic.twitter.com/AdA0KgNycC
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
"and I tip 20 cause I'm not a bad guy" twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Most of my teen years were spent watching Elvis movies and now I'm obsessed. See, mum and dad. Bad things happen when you stay at home too
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
wait, they're still arriving? What time does the Met thing start? Is it a dinner?
June 5th 2017
@natalietran
*adjusts pancake recipe for one serving*
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
This predicament has never stopped me before twitter.com/Red_Stick_/sta…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
stop buying clothes from companies who allow shitty practices. Buy from places you'd be happy to work at theguardian.com/global-develop…
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Just fucking let me touch you.
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
So it stops, I'm sorry for calling you a waste if you drew a penis on your ballot. You're passionate and represent freedom of speech.
April 1st 2020
@natalietran
Facebook year review videos pic.twitter.com/k0Ey3HfT4H
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
If you ever meet someone who actually takes an Uber driver's water bottle and mints, that person is going to write… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I have so many bad things to say about religion and the fact that religion is being used as a wall to hide behind when voting No is so sad
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come here
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : I will be joining @Craig_Foster , @gulfidhr & others for the protest today in front of the Sydney Opera House at 12.30. P…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Getting fed up with not meeting charming hot people in book shops. Why did I even bother learning to read?
March 11th 2020
@natalietran
I left a dress in a hotel room on a holiday recently and the staff told me I'd left my kimono behind. Into a lot o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 6th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rip my brain out of my head
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Is there a way to stop racists using the Australian flag? It's embarrassing and they should all be ashamed. gu.com/p/4ant9/stw
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
at some point, everybody goes through a loyalty points addiction
June 7th 2016
@natalietran
Don't let people tell you you can't sleep for 16 hours. People always told me I couldn't do it, that I was too weak. I proved them wrong
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
He's absolutely abhorrent and will be responsible for generations of disenfranchised Australians twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you want a wonderful way to start your day youtube.com/watch?v=I03Hs6… @raychenviolin Got to have a sneaky listen t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
They're very talented folk who have worked hard but doesn't it concern people that celebrities are the ones with so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Never pegged myself as an optimistic person but I own a lot of unworn lingerie that was definitely made for a much more confident person
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
How do you get on #AustralianSpartan? Can my mum be on my team? *eats box of crackers on couch*
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Will take this as you offering to perform it next we meet twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If this is my best life, I'm fucked twitter.com/tylerhabx/stat…
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
Opened the door to a sexy limited edition 20th anniversary ps4 from @PlayStationAU ! Had to take a family portrait pic.twitter.com/a3MzGd3CNw
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that Liam Hemsworth asked me to capture his proposal but I could only find a 4gb SD and didn't know if he meant video or photos
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi. I love you.
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
... twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
It's so strange when you grow up in a household where positive reinforcement isn't really a thing. My parents were/… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
Family with kids born in Australia woken up and given ten minutes to pack before being taken to detention centre fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
hm @johniadarola pic.twitter.com/KtvuxlGctX
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Every human has the right to medical treatment. You might be lucky to be Australian but you don't deserve rights mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Love it twitter.com/_Avery_/status…
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Tonight I'm hanging out with @amnesty Oz @amnesty and they'll be streaming some live on fb so stay tuned
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever it is you can request dreams from, tonight I would like to dream about Rhett Butler telling me I'm no lady.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : Join @IISuperwomanII in her campaign to stop girl-on-girl hate. goo.gl/CozhP7 #GirlLove pic.twitter.com/j3xdVacJEm
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
About to get in to some night time reading with the lovely tea set @veritasium got me. Getting older is great. Peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2019
@natalietran
"Do you have the day off today?" "Nope, I just have zero respect for myself or the way my clothing affects my working environment."
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Also the amazing @rhettandlink had me on Ear Biscuit and you can hear it here itunes.apple.com/podcast/ear-bi… or soundcloud.com/earbiscuits/ep…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Help. I can't stop pic.twitter.com/xEb3dAY70n
January 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Message from Hakeem al-Araibi, footballer, refugee protected under Australian law, improperly detained in Bangkok Remand…
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
Best Friend Course 101 Find your best friend prettier than any model she shows you on instagram. Hand on my heart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
Genuinely curious to know what you think of the pub called Longtime. I totally understand where the upset comes fro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
missing my @eg friends this year. No doubt @mjhawley put on yet another fantastic year x pic.twitter.com/Or5JkPkUep
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
... Who. the. fuck. is. Waldo? twitter.com/MaryEllenKatz/…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw @ms_michellelaw 's Single Asian Female at @BelvoirSt and it was great. Well done to everyone involved, you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Would watch this show for maybe 4 seasons until it became more about the people than the wallabies. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
The world is full of miracles and mystery but one thing that always takes my breath away is people entering a Madame Tassauds
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Loved this video, the honesty, and courage to share Much love to @ingridnilsen twitter.com/ingridnilsen/s…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
YUP. Att: Australians twitter.com/tim_dunlop/sta…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Just once I'd like my cat to look like she missed me
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Such a sad loss. Quentin was an inspirational person who immediately showed you what patience and perseverance actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
thanks, dad pic.twitter.com/qWxethE8w4
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about how I've behaved as a crazy ex partner or friend. Do you ever get over that kind of embarrassing behaviour?
March 29th 2019
@natalietran
big love to your friend. Music is a nice way to soothe the heart for a little twitter.com/sezzzza/status…
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to tell a kid their story is going nowhere
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... You mean he beat her because he's violent and has a serious problem? twitter.com/s_deery/status…
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
trying to replace some of our stolen stuff but dollar's a bit nuts. Anybody edit vid on non mac laptops? long projects on premiere. recs?
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
RT @mjhawley : With immeasurable sadness & gratitude, we bid goodbye to Marvin: mentor friend. He loved ideas & people behind them. https://…
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
client: I think you forget to log out of our yt account me: Can you see viewing history? client: yes me: :(
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
There's nothing more honest than the low angle your phone camera provides when you accidentally open and it shows you all your chins
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
I never felt desperation to get concert tickets until my niece came along. Now I'm meeting people in alleyways paying double for The Wiggles
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
never stop loving this @JohnMayer song youtube.com/watch?v=3uA_ya…
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @marcrebillet : goodnight y’all ❤️ pic.twitter.com/Z4UsIRMaut
June 17th 2019
@natalietran
RT @statelibrarynsw : Just ONE WEEK left to see the popular World Press Photo Exhibition. Our galleries are open until 8pm – Monday to Frida…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
We are all guilty of putting a lot of pressure on hammocks to turn our moods around and you know what? They live up… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
New Video: New Year's Resolution Police >> youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm… << pic.twitter.com/xOGk2JXUCG
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
People need to be less sad about break ups. You only start going to the gym during a break up, it's great for you healthwise.
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
I am here to serve you pic.twitter.com/7bhqQvdcac
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Tonight my friend @echeng 's ep of Tales by Light plays on National Geographic Channel in Australia at 7:30pm canon.com.au/explore/tales-…
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
is it inappropriate to go to a meeting with a hot water bottle under your shirt? I'm cool with people thinking it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
With our country on fire and an evil government running it, I feel like the billboards and tv ads counting down the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
Instagram, the LinkedIn for good looking people
October 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ThisisAlexei : I used to think my life was a movie. But now I realize, it’s a fricking web series.
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
whelp pic.twitter.com/Du0XAvNysz
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
Free this morning if someone wants to take me out to a nice breakfast or high tea and pretend the election didn't happen
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
It’s alarming and disappointing how long it takes me to realise a video call has frozen.
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I'm Asian. Whenever people tell me to keep my shoes on inside their house I have an existential crisis.
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the cruelty free festival for vegan gozleme, drove it home, got into pjs, and am watching Her with it. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I thought about you this morning
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
Getting older is having your partner tell you not to dance for him in high heels because you'll ruin the floor
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
I've genuinely offered to kill people for my best friend. That is friendship.
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
More than 5 ingredients? Cya later, recipe.
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
Happy birthday @tim_dunlop !! You are spectacular. I hope everyone is lucky enough to have a Tim in their life. One… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @russellcrowe : One of the worlds biggest stars ?? What year is this? I think I’m lost . Hope I can find their number . Hope Pete the int…
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Natalie, if you could have dinner with ANYBODY who would it be?" "Nobody" "..." "Elvis" "..." "Second Interview?" "We'll let you know"
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
the best part of a relationship is never being able to stack the dishwasher in a way that is not disappointing
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait @veritasium ! Tonight @SBS 8:30 twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
July 3rd 2020
@natalietran
There are so many things I dislike about my body. So many things I'd change if I could. But I know the one thing I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I never thought I would enjoy being driven to madness but to be quite honest the scenery was exquisite, the driver… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
Oscar for best male actor pic.twitter.com/ztmDfLrE40
February 15th 2017
@natalietran
Jealousy looks fantastic on me. It looks way better on me than her
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Endless admiration of the courage involved in this rescue, the kids, and their coach. The scope of this is terrifyi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Why do people immediately assume that you want kids just because you like hanging out with them and cry whenever someone brings them up?
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
when your amazing friends make you hilariously awesome presents. Thanks @tim_dunlop pic.twitter.com/ZBoqB7gIvL
February 24th 2018
@natalietran
Internet provider, I'm about to start my one sided online relationship with Michael B Jordan. Get ready for a lot of downloads.
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
How did I only just learn about the letters between Hemingway and Marlene Dietrich? They should be the guide to all… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
A Video For People Who Skip Ads >>youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c << New Vid just in case you missed it :)
September 12th 2016
@natalietran
10 Years! I got a wonderful surprise today! > youtu.be/f_lYioHJBlU < pic.twitter.com/zTcPdW6klw
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
Go on, show me a person over 35 who doesn't have a sore back
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @raychenviolin is in aus! dates here musicaviva.com.au/raychen/ pic.twitter.com/N81qY0bJ6t
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < This week's vid if you missed it
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
whenever I offer to babysit I secretly hope the world will end
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : Hey Sydney Twitter! My Sydney Comedy Fest run starts next week! I forgot to promote it, so now there are heaps of tix availa…
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
naw you don't have to blank out @ChrisEvans name though <3 twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/tragedythyme/s…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
uploading!
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a top 5 power move
October 15th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I sign up to mailings lists just to feel wanted
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see a food delivery guy on a scooter I just want to hop on the back and say “show me your world”
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
I want to be @Racheldoesstuff more than I want to be Ethan Hunt pic.twitter.com/bekRNzE2FI
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Really admire how babies hold onto things for support when they dance. Like they know it’s going to get intense for them to manage
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night. Can confirm cinemas are empty on nye pic.twitter.com/YHnDrfIs3M
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
The way people write on the internet has me shook?
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/YwQtbGSrel
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SydneyKings : Talk about a connection! What a play by @Didi and @o_tate_ ! pic.twitter.com/eATrsiX5mN
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Netherfield park is let at last twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Read the new yorker cat person story. Can't relate. Movies come out on a Thursday in aus.
November 24th 2019
@natalietran
Originally it was because I went through a bit of a rough patch of ocd and wasn't able to do any work really. It wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Just received an email requesting a quote for a job at the end of 2019. I really hope I’m not still alive then.
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ChrisEvans : This is clearly an act of aggression. There are literally hundreds of photos to choose from. What did I ever do to you, Can…
May 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being alone is great. Being with yourself is terrible.
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Rallies for Refugees happening on Sunday twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
visiting Sydney is seeing the same body of water from different angles
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Took twenty minutes of moving in tiny increments to get this close. Just let me touch you. Cats give no fucks. pic.twitter.com/oHxKAsIUFc
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
My boyfriend is real. He goes to school at the Bowling Green Massacre
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
yo @charltonbrooker you'll love this. S5E1-1000000 twitter.com/verge/status/9…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
New favourite genre of misunderstanding: When you and @mickyb273 are texting about 'Zelda' and one of you means Zel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what else I thought was going to happen after baking 20 donuts
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
I love how my friends talk to me about fitness. Kc and I used to go for jogs every night. The moment we stopped and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
Terrible. There are only going to be more and more people displaced by climate change. Genuine refugees. What wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody will ever know who you are so well that they can correctly prepare vegemite on toast for you
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
It's not how big it is. It's the girth. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
I really enjoy looking at photos of models and saying, "I just don't see it"
June 8th 2020
@natalietran
Thought I was a Jim but am actually a Dwight
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
at @Fortnums yesterday on my endeavor to die of afternoon tea gluttony. recs for scones or good indian very welcome pic.twitter.com/7jmzp22gIh
March 18th 2020
@natalietran
we have a separate space out the back and friends have just moved in for their quarantine. I got the flight time wr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
I. Er. Hm. thetimes.co.uk/article/isis-i…
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @vivianwithane : @natalietran your tweet looked like a caption for this photo on my tl pic.twitter.com/l2y18ptOoV
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
get Craig on your team. Well done. Such wonderful news twitter.com/Craig_Foster/s…
September 20th 2019
@natalietran
More confounding than how many politicians have done blackface is how many dress up parties politicians seem to attend.
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Looking forward to this one.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
How do people climb stairs? I get exhausted waiting for elevators
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so tired of this guy calling me and being all "I didn't call you, you called me"
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Yay! New @blackmirror trailer! If you haven't seen it, do! My favourites are S2E1 youtu.be/ld9m8Xrpko0 <3 & S1E3 youtu.be/Sw3GIR70HAY
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
If you're interested, just donated here. Thanks for the recs on places to donate to help those suffering in Myanmar twitter.com/PartnersRelief…
November 20th 2019
@natalietran
... these are some of the comments under a post for a wanted guy from Victorian Crime Stoppers and people are likin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Oh, Sydney, stop being gorgeous pic.twitter.com/n4reQRntKa
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @smh : Nicole Cartwright was found dead in a Sydney park with her hands bound together and a restraint collar fixed around her neck. Poli…
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
friend: hey, just act normal me: what's going on? friend: just play along! me: pic.twitter.com/eZaU6Dx0LZ
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
we played a game called Just One last night where everyone tries to give clues to a secret word using a related one… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
I watch tv shows like it's my job and I really want that promotion.
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
People get so freaked out when you kiss them with your eyes open, especially when they don't know you.
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the moment I buy this, there will be no distinction between living my life and living THE life pic.twitter.com/Bhs97OzKPd
December 30th 2019
@natalietran
ooft. Three years ago now! youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm…
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
pancakes
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Just drove to my best friend's house and she's making me pasta. I think I have to marry her? pic.twitter.com/91TcYV4Q1a
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how white people have to leave areas that poorer people are living in. Like poor people wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Can't imagine growing up in a culture where the idea of gun control is seen as a bad thing. I can only compare it t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
I just want a nice billionaire to rule us
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Such short term thinking. They might grow up and become Au Pairs @ScottMorrisonMP @PeterDutton_MP @DavidColemanMP twitter.com/Sandra_Sully/s…
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
Protests tomorrow around Aus see you at the Sydney one! twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
people with conspiracy theories are wonderful
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hahahahahaha fair call twitter.com/idrewthis/stat…
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Sample of a song I wrote. It's called: Editing cc: @LukeKorns pic.twitter.com/upgrZDjaH2
June 14th 2017
@natalietran
happy book day to @AnnaAkana ! X twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Borders are imaginary lines created by humans. Don’t let cruelness fool you into thinking such manmade constructs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @bananabeltbetty : Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles ar…
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
7yo niece just told me that one of the bonuses experienced when she does knitting is that her pedometer thinks she'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : #kidsoffnauru want to go to @AustraliaZoo ! after 5 boring years, a group of kids who’ve known nothing other than detention…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to post your vote! pic.twitter.com/B8y45BrTGQ
August 31st 2015
@natalietran
15 year old me was wrong. I did lose my Legolas bookmark one day.
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Great piece by @FarahNasser on @globalnewsto twitter.com/globalnewsto/s…
June 15th 2019
@natalietran
see twitter.com/PBalakrishnaRa…
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
Live your life like it were an Instagram feed
July 21st 2020
@natalietran
It is unreasonable how often I walk somewhere and my glasses fall off the top of my head and onto the end of my nos… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
movies really made me think I was going to slap and then immediately kiss a lot more people by now
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
march today pic.twitter.com/chlNeGiTWY
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, you see how loud and angry the American public is over their treatment of refugees? Imagine when they he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
less christmas parties
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adambspencer : This will be a cracking watch; New film @vitamaniamovie about the science of vitamins #vitamania: youtu.be/GpcUHAlBpnI
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many apologies. A bit behind with work so decided to spend time watching Family Ties. Will still be putting up a video this week though!
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
Every 3 years in the garden section of a shop, I think buying a hammock is going to solve all my problems
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Twice? Sounds terribly irresponsible. I'm incredibly picky so somewhere nice. Pancakes in the morning. Assuming I'll be ravenous, yes? Ttx
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you and your family argue a lot? me: No. We prefer to internalise all feelings and then say something sm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2020
@natalietran
Loved this. Thanks for sharing. I dedicate more patience to listening and finding corporate music than I do friends twitter.com/cstarrett/stat…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has this and thought it would be fun if I had a go. Incorrect. It has ruined my day. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/qWUXrvsRAN
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
love this idea <3 twitter.com/johngreen/stat…
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
admittedly both parties were equally as excited by the surprised matching ensembles at the start of the video call.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Tinder is a season of Black Mirror
January 22nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @EffiMai : No WONDER THIS WON THE WORST SEX AWARD THIS YEAR WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK pic.twitter.com/7LuRUwaoOr
August 2nd 2020
@natalietran
being bad at it twitter.com/owenhabel2/sta…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
really want to start wearing nighties but I'm worried I'm going to turn myself on too much and won't be able to sleep?
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know your political leaders don't have it together when they don't immediately update their Twitter bios twitter bio or it didn't happen
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I really hope Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio spend as much time googling my relationships as I did theirs
March 10th 2020
@natalietran
Hillary and Howard Stern mocking the idea of free college “Chocolate milk for everybody!” twitter.com/BernieSanders/…
September 16th 2016
@natalietran
My supermarket has a lot of footage of me looking at chips
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I don't remember lemmings being this emotional. How did I play this as a child? NO.
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to keep pens that don't work in amongst pens that do. I'm crazy like that ;)
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @its_riccaa : Y’all need to see this video collage of all the crazy things my Physics Professor did this semester
August 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Heading to @MelbWritersFest for two sessions this weekend. Look forward to meeting you if you're coming!
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
You surround yourself with gorgeous things of worth only to a jealous man’s eyes; Over time they become a part of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
that was so stressful. Sorry, I can't figure out how to stream. Thank you for your support. I'm going to go back to being old now
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
I fall in love with anyone carrying freshly baked bread
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
December 26th 2019
@natalietran
started painting again pic.twitter.com/Bv8PPmJ6UL
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
[after watching Ted Bundy tapes] me: I'm worried I'm a serial killer doctor: You're not me: I'm worried I am docto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
The last thing I want to do is to deeply upset people so I'll take it all down. I stand by how I feel about religion. Peace to all.
April 5th 2020
@natalietran
When I was 14 I worked in fast food but the building has since become a liquor store. No matter what I say my dad k… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 20th 2020
@natalietran
My dad picked up my violin yesterday, played it for a bit, and said, "This violin is awful!" He bought me that violin.
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
we held a pretend auction but the youngest niece only wanted ONE thing. A ring. She won it, put it on, threw the re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
mannnnnnnnnn twitter.com/chadvictory/st…
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
My desperation turns me off
April 16th 2017
@natalietran
It would be an honour to be catfished by you
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : It’s #BlackFriday2018, so get out there and consume! Consume! It’s all life’s about and all you’re good for!
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
Do you remember in school how they'd send two kids to the tuck shop with the lunch orders? Was that so they couldn'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
♥️ same twitter.com/ThuyThuyBurd/s…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
MCing the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre's ( @ASRC1 ) Sydney #righttrack launch. Amazing speakers and great to see ppl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
attractive person: I hate being cat called, Stupid random people trying to pick me up. me: … yeah it SUCKS. It happ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
just found this old screen cap pic.twitter.com/FONI6U2RGx
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
terribly sad twitter.com/CNN/status/100…
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
... mate, commercials about toothpaste are more exciting than my life twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
person: what makes you happy? me: the opposite of these kind of conversations
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
I really hope The Wiggles have to listen to as many stories about me as I do them
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
Our PM and room for clearer communication aside, I'm really grateful that we live in a country where people have ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
how amazing is @DanielHRLC twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Fine, let's fall in love or whatever
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever my partner is out of the house I eat biscuits and crackers like I'm in the apocalypse and just found a stocked bunker
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the intention of an attractive, redheaded assistant in a tv show with whom you share lots of witty banter
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
... she's my best friend. I have a crush on her too. I will drive 2 hours to her house if I think she has a cold. twitter.com/Raccoon81823/s…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Has anyone here been to see the Morning Glory Clouds in Aus? What are they like to look at from the ground? Where did you go?
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! See you this arvo at the rally! Archibald Fountain Hyde Park 1pm in Sydney. Marches in other cities here doctors4refugees.org/upcoming-events
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : NEW VIDEO youtu.be/9PKrG1UTbO4 In this vid my cat plays King Feline III - Eater of Foods. Enjoy! https://t.co/OarEIO36…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I love all these kickstarters for new work backpacks. Guys, going to work sucks. The best backpack in the world ain't gonna fix that.
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Faysal Ishak Ahmed's death happened on our watch, Australia. We'll have to tell future generations we put people in camps and let them die.
May 17th 2020
@natalietran
One of my favourite things of late has been playing Scattergories with Rowan after dinner. Every time he goes to re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
person I want to punch: Can you believe it's more than halfway through the year? me: Yes. Nothing has made it seem… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: How have you been? Me: I’ve lost a bit of weight Doctor. Have you? Me: Yes. Doctor: … Me: I have
December 11th 2014
@natalietran
This week's new vid! When People Call In Sick >> youtube.com/watch?v=TZrcvH… <<
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
made him a new one for his desk pic.twitter.com/9tnaVdPqqK
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Facebook Memories, my life is lame and was lame five years ago too.
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been in a zombie apocalypse but I have been at a party when the cheese platter is brought out
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
projectile vomit everywhere twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
People don't give you want you want in life. Trust me. Have not received any scripts for me to star as Oscar Isaac's lover in a movie. None.
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely feedback, guys. X
May 11th 2019
@natalietran
Listen, I've never lived in the United States but I've watched A LOT of movies and tv shows and news reports etc. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, bro pic.twitter.com/BVbm9uoQ5f
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Everything is a test of how much you love your mother. Everything. twitter.com/filtxrdwatxr/s…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck me dead. I just read an ad for a job and got exhausted by the use of the word 'passion'
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Nothing but respect to the woman reading this audiobook. She is doing both voices very passionately for this love scene. I'm into it.
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Solidarity protest for Hakeem today 12.30pm Opera House with GIDHR calling on @MFAThai to release him; @theafcdotcom fulf…
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
love the idea of new faces. You do need policies to get my vote though haha Let me find 2000 bucks and fill out so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
Tried pilates yesterday. After I almost vomited the instructor said, "Great, that's the warm up. Let's move on to the real stuff."
May 20th 2020
@natalietran
It’s so intimidating when job ads contain words like “expert”. Who says they’re an expert? I’m not an expert in any… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't stop thinking about this dessert one restaurant serves only at lunch. Yesterday I called up and asked them to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a giant fraud pretending to listen when a waiter describes a meal. I eat oreos for breakfast. My standards aren't high
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I liked drinking alcohol. Could really use a water on the rocks right about now. Like the most h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
My parents keep getting sent bill looking "ads" by car insurance companies that present as a bill with due date etc. It's outrageous.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
favourite part of a DIY project is when you realise you've spent way too much money on materials and should have ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Carrie_Rachel : I don't understand why we don't call this hoarding. The obeisance to unchecked capitalism and materialism is a mental il…
March 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't want to have unrealistic expectations but I can't wait to have a dog. It's gonna come skateboarding with me,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
June 8th 2016
@natalietran
The majority of my life is spent looking at the clock to figure out when I need to put pants on
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Obviously bribing is terrible but don't you think it's awful that so many colleges require a fee to even apply? Ed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
I think I'd throw really good super villain luncheons
June 26th 2020
@natalietran
I'm so fed up with inventing stuff that has already been invented
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
loved it twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
Just try to hold a novelty cup from a cinema without looking like an idiot
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
sorry, I know a lot of you were born in the 90s and 00s. I'm just bitter because now exciting for me is when someone makes me a cup of tea
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RitaPanahi : Meanwhile, in Australia... pic.twitter.com/Pb3Dg5QBy2
November 20th 2017
@natalietran
These two were strangers before they watched me eat a kebab against our car pic.twitter.com/dXGGXJN3eQ
June 17th 2020
@natalietran
fuck @ronnychieng is great twitter.com/theweeklytv/st…
January 1st 2018
@natalietran
Happy new year- may it be filled with love pic.twitter.com/IXrYqoHI4g
October 9th 2019
@natalietran
Every now and then people send me fake profiles on Tinder using my picture (thanks Arron for this one) I've never… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 9th 2020
@natalietran
Good thread to read if you attended the protests. Thought about this a lot before going. twitter.com/drvyom/status/…
July 24th 2020
@natalietran
new swing. Best present ever? pic.twitter.com/picAUgod9r
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Looking for a new job. Is there a job where you're paid to watch tv? Preferably while eating? Otherwise, how do I get on Playschool?
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I look amazing in photos. PS awesome shirt! ;) sorry I stuck the stickers in the shirts on crooked if you get one :( twitter.com/JosephRusconi/…
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
It's fine, Ch9. Everyone has their own opinions. This doesn't really change his situation. The real point is, just… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
How wonderful are libraries? One of the few refuges where anybody is welcome to just be, read, learn, and not buy. pic.twitter.com/uu77R1Hrm8
March 8th 2015
@natalietran
loving this guy, @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/l8CVwJiEPn
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
greetings! I'll be replying to comments as much as I can on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're around youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
With all due respect, refugees are people not 'problems' to be 'dumped' and Australia (and the US) should be ashame… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MikeGStein : This email adequately sums up my dumb existence: pic.twitter.com/D3C1NqaT4i
April 13th 2020
@natalietran
Sorry all good
November 16th 2017
@natalietran
Leading up to Christmas time I like to do a Love Actually to all my friends' spouses. It's cute, they love it. It m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 7th 2020
@natalietran
friend: How can you expect anybody to like you if you don't like yourself? me: Because I'm extremely good at prete… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I've never time travelled but I've listened to a someone try to explain snapchat to me
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @DemarcusRucker : Imagine being an adult and thinking you can get 130 billion dollars with hard work and determination. https://t.co/HIO0…
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
RT @adilray : 1 million+ Muslims are being persecuted, raped, murdered in camps in China. It’s another holocaust. The distinct lack of cover…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
Did you guys see that donkey Mary is riding on? So awesome, I need to get that donkey too. So fetch. Did you hear h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
to the lifeguard at the pool today: I know you were just standing there to put the pressure on. You knew I couldn't finish that lap :(
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
June 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @QandA : Meyne Wyatt closes #QandA with a monologue from his play, City of Gold. pic.twitter.com/9ALFIYRAnq
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Fairfield, CT I’m headlining 2 shows at @FairfieldComedy this Saturday May 26 7PM&9PM pic.twitter.com/ncUwpxRanc
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
As an Australian, I have a problem with the promos for Doctor Doctor. I don't have a favourite doctor and if I had… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! What Do People Do With Photos of Food? 》 youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q 《
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
watched Uncut Gems. What that man does in ONE night is insane. Too much energy.
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
For all those polling booths who didn't have a BBQ, that's lazy and unaustralian. Bunnings can't support this nation by itself.
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
To my fellow tanned Australians, don't worry. The Border Force will be easy to spot on the streets. Fig. A pic.twitter.com/xQDJQuFV6s
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Had a truck come into my lane yesterday on the highway. The driver was incredibly condescending, threatening, and t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, I wouldn't usually share 'I just donated' stuff but it's nice to remember what your money can do, especially with all the gift giving
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
So sorry, just arrived in London, gov'na and am a little jetlagged. It's weird because all I did was watch movies on the plane for 24 hours
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ScreenAustralia : Applications close on Thursday for our new Skip Ahead film and TV development workshop - Get 'em in! https://t.co/yG5L…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
If only my New Year's Resolution had been to finish four boxes of Oreos in 24 hours
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Happy Lunar New Year. We took this photo so mum can send it to her one million friends pic.twitter.com/NAeoARm3cM
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Craving oranges
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
anyone here who has a set of caran d'ache luminance pencils? Picking between the 40 and 76 and wondering if it's worth the leap in price?
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
We're incredibly lucky to be voting today. In other parts of the world people fight for this. Happy voting and talking about sausage sizzles
April 4th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You stare at someone for 40 minutes and wonder what they use in their hair and all of a sudden they think you're a weirdo. Wow
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
give me some songs to fall in love to
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
sorry store is paused for an hour!
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
was lucky enough to finally watch @raychenviolin play this week (and meet @TwoSetViolin ) Here's a link to one of Ra… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Watching neighbours through binoculars started off fun until I realised all apartments are filled with women eating leftover pizza at 3am
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
If another caucasian (who works in the industry) tells me how lucky I am because now is the time they'll green ligh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 7th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just made up an incredible story about a fake, ill person in my room to justify how much food I was taking for breakfast. I was moved
July 21st 2020
@natalietran
he's so fucking good. @ronnychieng came up in my feed and like an asshole I've been watching all the clips instead… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
The air is full of spices <3 pic.twitter.com/8OdOP1mmW4
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
Why is the Australian f1 still going ahead?
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in Brussels! Be prepared to lose all your chocolate and waffles
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : Nauru is not only a political crisis, but a medical emergency | Ranjana Srivastava trib.al/X5f2QK1
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
disappointed with how rarely you get to say "I think I'm falling in love with you" daily so will try to bump it up to at least two times.
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
If it acts like a narcissist...
June 1st 2015
@natalietran
naw! @gunnarolla 's sporting one of my shirts/lies in his vid X pic.twitter.com/4WKtXPJQQ2
November 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Facebook photo of a sunset. Comment from parent underneath: Can you please let me know about your dad's birthday dinner??? Kids are mean
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
just realised what you can imply on Twitter. @BarackObama texted you but just in case you miss it, we're meeting at boat wharf at 4pm xx
February 9th 2018
@natalietran
This morning I forgot to check Facebook and am now feeling a huge hole usually filled by videos of giant disgusting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Your message isn't to people smugglers, it's to the insecure, racist, xenophobic side of Australia. Shame on you. twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anybody tell you what to do. My friends told me I was being delusional but I ignored them and went with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
I'd sell members of my family for mangoes all year round
July 24th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Already love my 30s. Here's part of one of my awesome presents. Points if you can guess pic.twitter.com/qgo3uJJrpV
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
I found a plane NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
At university my best friend and I woke up on Valentines day, bought dozens and dozens of roses, wrapped them, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hank, you're the little sister I never had pic.twitter.com/uQpgprxDnd
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Only crazy people say things like "Look What You Made Me Do"
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Me: do you get- Manager: yes Me: a lot of people- Manager: yes Me: reference- Manager: The Wire Me: The Wire pic.twitter.com/mgPcsSvHKa
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey, come here. I love you.
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I own a handful of very ambitious underwear that will never reach their full potential
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful meeting you also! Hope you liked the lamington <3 AH *dorks out about shirt* twitter.com/bowesy123/stat…
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
come here.
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Someone sent over a dessert to my table last night like in the movies. It was weird because I waved, ate it politel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It comes out tomorrow pic.twitter.com/5ONpvS1Ll7
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Don't worry, @ABSCensus , I got your back. EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA, asl? #CensusFail
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
No more Justin Bieber on @f1 coverage please. Just stop. You're mean enough to fans of the sport. We don't need that.
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to fall in love at least once a week
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
happy birthday, Derek! One of the kindest hearts. Glad you're here. You're wonderful. Move your family back to Aus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @shoesofprey : Hey @natalietran , ready to bring your #preygame to our Shoe Design Showdown tomorrow? Challengers, register here: http://t…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Eek loved watching Iris as Arya on the new season of #LoveOnNetflix Beautiful acting
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
The article starts by trying to trick you. ohhh you thought this was abuse at her? NO! It was at men! See, men get… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Cancellation policies are the only reason I follow through
December 26th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what a threesome feels like? Because it feels good pic.twitter.com/mOycWbE4Rb
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Took it down. Paranoid the sauce man will see this
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
15% of today was spent hoping people didn't notice my glasses were fogged
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
this photo brings so much happiness I could sing with my eyes closed twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
December 3rd 2019
@natalietran
One of my favourite 5 minutes of film. Still hits in the heart. The looks, the touches, everything. Perfect. When… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
please send @mickyb273 videos of you singing with your eyes closed
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
You can also donate via sites like @DirectRelief like I just did. It takes so little time to help: directrelief.org/category/emerg…
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
she hit "reset password" for the fourth time that morning
March 17th 2015
@natalietran
Usually when that red spelllcheck line appears I think, "yeah, that was a long shot" Then spellcheck suggestions says, "I got nothing, man"
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
Little family pic.twitter.com/XzOtJJDh8X
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << pic.twitter.com/B7y66ftTD0
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/AFP/status/104…
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
niece: why are you slowing down? me: I'm tired niece: we're all tired me: fair pic.twitter.com/2bNQcfuryf
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever a friend tweets about sex or drugs I have to dm them for clarification because it utterly shatters my worl… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @HughdeKretser : If you haven’t already, please donate to help us reach our target for our Change This Appeal. hrlc.secure.force.com Hu…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
my friend told me specifically not to use that one. She said that was catfishing twitter.com/Megamix_Centra…
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Good to know we're mistakes. Australia is paying for Malcolm Fraser's immigration mistakes, says Peter Dutton theguardian.com/australia-news…
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be replying to comments on my latest vid for the next 30 mins if you're around. Please be around.
February 13th 2020
@natalietran
Client: Are you able to do __ and ___? Is that possible? Me: Of course! That's my job! I'm a professional! I know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
I hate being desperate but I do it so well
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
haha. ... What? Border Force to check visas on Melbourne's streets abc.net.au/news/2015-08-2… via @ABCNews
October 6th 2016
@natalietran
My sister gave me a sticker book as a joke. My niece asked to use some. I said sure. Then I went home and peeled them off and put them back.
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
One of the movie tropes I understand the least is kids in high school being upset that they have to eat lunch alone… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night and let out a loud sexual groan whenever Colin Firth appeared on screen. I've become a woman in a chocolate ad
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason, I really thought I would have been in a ton of pressing-buzzers-in-gameshow situations by this stage of life
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I admit I've been tricked into thinking I'm special in the past when I've spent too much time online or reading com… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney rally tomorrow at 1pm Town Hall pic.twitter.com/S4PoZXsWSH
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
RT @missunitedface : we need a rescue mission for all the personal assistants trapped in quarantine w/their celebrity clients to film their…
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @HometoBilo : Update: please go to end of Cargo Road, Melbourne Airport!!! pic.twitter.com/rRHK4zcUw2
July 20th 2020
@natalietran
4 year old niece side eyed me and asked "So are we related or ... ?"
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Whoever keeps selling my mum new sim cards, I am going to find you.
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
[me looking into mirror] me: You’ve got this mirror: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no you don't me: hahaha I totally d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2019
@natalietran
Sorry if I've not communicated well. Hit a bad patch with my ocd and it took a while to get better. Wasn't able to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Can you go to Coachella if you're not confident wearing sleeveless shirts?
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
These are my ‘there’s someone at the door’ pants
June 24th 2020
@natalietran
How good is it when a partner suggests a movie you lowkey don't want to watch and it turns out it has a rating of 3… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2017
@natalietran
Adults love a good dip and some crackers
September 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @katemclennan1 : What a really inconvenient time to realise you’ll be raising your kid as a single mum. twitter.com/abc/status/117…
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hoomans. So weak.
January 25th 2016
@natalietran
Woot! After many savings, our newest addition. Be stable, my beating heart pic.twitter.com/Hg7U2jWdVe
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
Just putting the finishing touches on it now! pic.twitter.com/4tz712UDeo
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
uploading!
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sorry for the weird question but do you guys think it's OK to drop communitychannel and change my channel to natalie tran? cc would go away
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Worried the vid I'm working on for today won't make sense to normal ppl. Have to run it past friends first. Preview: pic.twitter.com/31Uf23YOLa
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Planning on taking someone out but honestly have no idea where young people in Sydney go clubbing these days. Pleas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2020
@natalietran
*blowdries hair* reflection in mirror: (whispers) oooh drying hair in times of covid. This self care is admirable.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I feel like I just asked my parents if I could go on a date
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Fine. I'll look up what a fidget spinner is.
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
A big part of my adult life has involved going to people's homes and thinking, "That's a nice chair. I should get a nice chair."
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @LesStonehouse : Made me laugh... and then I felt a bit sad. #auspol pic.twitter.com/snQ4fzKq6K
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @winya2012 : I am sharing this for those that think that police custody is safe. Please retweet, please watch. ❤️
August 8th 2016
@natalietran
It’s been a great morning of forwarding people unrelated articles and writing “this made me think of you xx”
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
This might sound extreme but if somebody gives you their cold, you should be able to break their knee caps. Welcome to my TED talk
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hey, here's a picture of me and three of my favourite boat people- dad, mum, and sister. Would love to see if you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
went to see a musical last night by myself and was sat in empty seats near a man who was also by himself. He kept t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Please go support gorgeous indie channel @anthonypadilla Really pleased to see the little push got youtube's atten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. What's wrong with me? I can't tell if I keep refusing to accept something because it means 1. everyone else w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
this Saturday if you're in Melbourne @JohnSafran 's new show is on! twitter.com/comedy_au/stat…
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @DeanLeysen : I think it's super rude when a couple argues near me in a public space but just doesn't do it loudly enough for me to consi…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die twitter.com/Twitter/status…
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I love this picture of @lenadunham . It's how I feel when I see other people try on jeans and they don't need altering pic.twitter.com/E17HrDLFOc
July 25th 2015
@natalietran
Mum got me a box of jumpers for my bday. Then said, " No share on Facebook " pic.twitter.com/odSwgSAK4H
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
I have a lot of dreams that are still new in box too
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had just had the guts to wear a black wrist band like Ryan from The OC
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was at my lightest I was pretending a lot of things tasted like rice and pasta
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
I always go with my gut instinct. It's always wrong but one day it's going to be right and then I can say I went with my gut instinct.
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Regina Spektor coming to Sydney! Have listened to this song every every day for so long now. youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @GreatDebates69 : It’s here! Holiday special with guests @bjnovak and @JohnMayer ! Gather round for spirited Debates! Spotify, iTunes, wh…
April 10th 2020
@natalietran
I know I don't have kids but I find it odd for the leader of the country to say the Easter Bunny is an essential se… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Also any recs for weekend getaway from Sydney? I've got a new lens and want to romance it a little.
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. Just watched Jerry Maguire. That was made in the 90s. Sports stars make that much money? What? When did he say hello?
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: We just watched this Me: and we’re going to watch it again straight after, Brian.
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
My sister and I have jokingly given each other royal memorabilia for years and now it's at the point where we can't… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
massive hypocrite because I wrote some tweets about it but regret them and they're gone now, but let's not cause mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
How do you log *waiting nervously for friend in illegally parked car- 28978186868 calories* into your exercise diary?
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait to see it! twitter.com/davidfarrier/s…
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
March 9th 2018
@natalietran
There was a moment in my life where I was genuinely upset that I didn't have a waterbed
December 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @doc_ryan : How bad are the #AustralianFires? Absolutey fucked. video;cubin’ on fb #mallacoota pic.twitter.com/cDKjjK2m7U
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TheAVClub : This man wanted to be on Ellen so bad he built his own set and hired an Ellen look-alike trib.al/0XzbAXx https://t.c…
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
Everyone: stay on top of your mental health during these times. Me three years ago: pic.twitter.com/PU3yo8KykY
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : If you have faith, and if you believe in something hard enough, and deeply enough, and with all your heart, so what.
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @KBTXShel : Those in #HOUSTON trapped by rwater: Message is to NOT go to the attic but get on roof for help. Calling 911? Stay on line un…
July 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Sat next to a man on a plane who watched a movie in 4 speed and have been thinking about it ever since
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever lie in bed and get so excited because you're great in bed?
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
eek! twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Will be at the sydney march tomorrow, hope to see you there! Here's where they are around aus theguardian.com/australia-news…
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
It's such a lie when people ask me what we did on the weekend and I reply, "not much " pic.twitter.com/dqEuh2iQcJ
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Children shouldn’t be carrying around dolls and pretending to feed them. They would feel uncomfortable if I carried… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2020
@natalietran
how good are ducks pic.twitter.com/9JKl7OOi6u
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Recommendations for books to read before bed? Something not too stressful? Preferably funny? Brutal sex scenes?
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
can't wait @nazeem_hussain ! twitter.com/Channel7/statu…
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
Just saw a life insurance ad that was as emotional as a Pixar short. It had a twist and everything.
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations to Kevin and those who organised today's march. It was incredible to see so many students and young… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Two people are writing to me about my Gumtree ad and I guess I have to choose who to go with? I feel like I'm on The Bachelor.
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. I've been removed from all their top 8s. A lot has happened since 2008. Here I was thinking things were OK
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
JT was in the video. Read this about his experience being an Asian man. This is about being an ally to each other… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and we won! pic.twitter.com/CBpwuq54hm
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
You make me wish I knew how to dance well
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
we're terrible together but I'm feeling reckless
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : WE NEED YOU! Join our team of volunteers and discover the many ways to support people seeking asylum in our country ✊
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Tried to write some stand up and tested it out on my family. It did not go down well. Mum told me she saw a job at her swimming pool.
November 13th 2015
@natalietran
Want to scare someone? Next time they say, "let's catch up some time" reply with, "when? I'm free all the time." and just wait.
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
Lots of places you can look to donating to help send aid to those in Mexico. I just did through @DirectRelief directrelief.org/emergency/hurr…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
me at age 7: Once I can do a cartwheel, everything is going to sort itself out
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
I have the music playlists of a much fitter, more attractive person
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
How do I nominate myself for an Academy Award because I just told someone it was nice hanging out and even I almost believed it.
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @CondimentWords : It’s 9am and I’ve already seen someone sobbing in the street
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Looking at getting a laptop for writing. Misplaced a notepad and am paying the price. Any recommendations for somet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
RT @leerhiannon : These leaflets to be given to passengers at Syd airport. #SaveSaeed, don't deport to danger @Qantas @emirates https://t.c…
March 13th 2015
@natalietran
F1 season, I've missed you
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
For those of you who don't know @philipwang connects all Asians. He is our Godfather. One prays that he is collecti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
amazing email. Congratulations to Scott, @nashedgerton , Chika, and the Mr Inbetween gang! pic.twitter.com/6xQQulc1e0
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
So my best friend has asked me to get her BTS tickets when they come to Sydney. She has no idea how stressed this t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
I never regret clothes I was wearing 10 years ago because I’m still wearing them now
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I like how I say "I'm not hungry but I could eat" like it's hard
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
I often browse random websites and think "I can't believe I get paid for this!" and then I remember that I don't and I go back to work
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
eating at restaurants is the equivalent of stabbing my mother in the chest while telling her I don’t love her
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
4yo niece: Your shirt is too small! Me: That’s the style. See, here are pictures niece: Oh! You don’t look like that. Me: :(
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
People kept coming up to watch us play so I had to just hover in the one spot, pretending to line up the ball for a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
It's irresponsible to put all your eggs in one basket but I swear, if I could just get my back cracked once, REALLY… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
No thanks! Hard to explain to people what it's like knowing that racism is just hiding in others, usually surfacing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
let my nieces pick my outfit for tonight and now I look like a hooker in a broadway musical
May 26th 2016
@natalietran
While I was in London I got to spend time with @AmiYamato youtube.com/watch?v=mQy73g… Miss you, Ami!
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't let me work near your activations. Opposite of sponsored. #dddaustralia pic.twitter.com/sa2QYARFox
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Any recommendations for orthodontists in Sydney? Should really get braces. Can't let these teeth hold back t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hi Baby instagram.com/p/BshAYANhnvV/
March 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @YoYo_Ma : In these days of anxiety, I wanted to find a way to continue to share some of the music that gives me comfort. The first of my…
June 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @grooovypatootie : @natalietran more donation links & resources to help from Australia here: docs.google.com/document/d/1FI…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Don't know if it's the Indian food or the Indian food but I think I'm falling in love with the delivery guy
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring pic.twitter.com/yB175tceOa
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
The idea that any of us have any say in the rights of gay people is ridiculous. Fuck it all but enrol and help aec.gov.au/enrol/
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nytimes : Can Bach save the world? Yo-Yo Ma hopes so. nyti.ms/2OjFZWf
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
So close to calling someone up and confessing to them that I've loved them since high school. Not someone I know or… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Australia. The country having a postal vote to decide if gay people should have rights. How is this happening
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
To those who drew a penis on their ballots and are proud of it, you're a waste of time. People fight to be able to vote. You're a waste.
October 12th 2017
@natalietran
I could be friends with anyone else sitting in a carpark eating food from drive thru
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
7 year old niece asked for and received a pedometer for her birthday. Now she monitors and tracks how many steps sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2016
@natalietran
If I could have one superpower it would be making everyone in the world disappear when I have to reverse park
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
The secret to being an adult: Everything has cumin in it
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The hair elastic is a woman's watch
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
The Moirai told me not to unpack my suitcase of wants just yet. It’s probably time but I’m not quite done pulling gently at the thread.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @xxYunz : @natalietran In order to reclaim a name, you have to acknowledge the history and derogatory term in the first place. The next s…
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You can also call if you hate me as well. 20th of June I'll be in Melbourne with @ASRC1 for their telethon taking… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
It's ridiculous that we're not in love yet
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I had a dream where @amyschumer slept with my dad, banked at HSBC, and loved Paypal. So I guess don’t eat three bags of crackers before bed.
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : Amy Shark talking about how Russell Crowe is a fan- “You never know, we could go on tour together.” #TheProjectTV
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @DanSpenser : Living. twitter.com/goodreads/stat…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
Also, I used to sit next to my niece with a camera and slider and just wait for her to wake up and film weird thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 27th 2020
@natalietran
RT @hexprax : I’m trying to think what would make me react this way. Maybe a hamster that could speak English
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
I still think of you by day You're missed the most at night We'd lie still to breathe like one And hold each other right
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
A few years ago I visited Hamburg to visit a place called Miniatur Wunderland and I'm writing about it here because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2019
@natalietran
Family group chats only exist to remind everybody that there is a better sibling and a sibling who never responds to anything
July 8th 2020
@natalietran
Don't want a cake made with love. Only want cakes made with anger or heartbreak.
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Microsoft Publisher thought we were much better, humbler, more DIY people than we turned out to be.
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
July 28th 2020
@natalietran
Just remembered an ex and I went to dinner, befriended a man in the restaurant, went back to his place which turned… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Quite annoyed that in arguments or moments of rage, I've never remembered to put a curse on someone while pointing angrily at the sky
January 18th 2016
@natalietran
At LAX on my way home and am always impressed by single bears traveling with infants and luggage on long flights pic.twitter.com/pOv1IfJJoc
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, yes, I understand it's a safety thing but it's not illegal and I don't think people should believe that. Food wastage is not good
July 17th 2020
@natalietran
Someone give me money so I can make this a short twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
At least he put the effort into making plans. Amiright ladies? edition.cnn.com/2020/02/13/us/…
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
A vid I made with @CommBank about mateship for Aussie of The Year Awards #sponsored #butimstilljennyfromtheblock youtu.be/7FeoyvBelr0
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
Such a beautiful song Two people who sing each other's songs so well youtu.be/uoR4KQ0wUk4?t=…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
favourite poem?
October 23rd 2019
@natalietran
love clicking facebook comments under animals for adoption posts and seeing people tag their partners. And their pa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Despite all the hype, no stranger has offered me candy?
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Mum turned to me after the photo, hugged me, and said, "All I could ask for now is for you to get rid of that mole."
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
my mother makes me work for it and I respect that about her pic.twitter.com/gJ15lgk1tD
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Interesting kickstarter project: the @artiphon - a new instrument that replicates/combines a few traditional ones kickstarter.com/projects/artip…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
How ballsy is it when a guest asks if they can have a water? I love it
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
June 30th 2020
@natalietran
RT @RawBeautyKristi : I’ve watched this tik tok approximately 500-600 times. 20/10 the perfect tik tok pic.twitter.com/h2ZgObR8f1
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
tried to do the sneaky late follow back on instagram but @TroyKinne noticed... after I noticed how often he hinted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
perfect description of the past few months twitter.com/JoelDTD/status…
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
Babydoll, calm down. I'll let you know when I want you as my default browser. We'll get there.
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
turn in to superhero franchise twitter.com/jennyyangtv/st…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Pretending to understand a pop culture reference in conversation isn't worth it. It comes back. It always comes back.
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
yay @veritasium (also yayy for you coming home! Stay!) twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
June 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The wonderful @lehmo23 is here right now waiting for your call on #WorldRefugeeDay. Call 1300 692 772 to speak with him! #ASRCT…
February 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @nowthisnews : ‘Being poor is not a character flaw.’ — Rep. Ayanna Pressley attacked the Trump admin for making it harder for families wi…
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Scrabble with Safran ep1. You know it's great when both you and @JohnSafran show up with Scrabble sets. pic.twitter.com/HN0Du4DLD1
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
incredible work twitter.com/BoyanSlat/stat…
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid soon! pic.twitter.com/jl3e5MkjLN
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
what twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…
July 31st 2020
@natalietran
crop circles were aliens social distancing
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sending you the treatment now. Be prepared. This will make your streaming service VERY popular twitter.com/NetflixANZ/sta…
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
this is the hashtag content I sign up to Twitter for
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Subtle Asian Traits
March 7th 2020
@natalietran
Imposter Syndrome should be when you tell other women not to put up with toxic behaviour when you've eaten toxic fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : If you're in Sydney city this Thursday night I'll be chatting about my book (and signing a few copies) at this free event! 6…
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I consider one word text replies to be a sign of aggression and, quite frankly, an invitation to a duel. Weapon of choice, first to die.
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
Every interaction I've had with a moth has been frantic. Moths need to calm the fuck down.
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
<3 <3 youtube.com/watch?v=7ndFzX… via @djang90 and @raychenviolin
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today I ended all work calls with "cya later, alligator" and NOBODY said anything. Why are we even alive? We're ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
No, you can't join. The only person who visits is the postman who tells me about outside people. We laugh and I cook him bread on my fire.
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
come on, push up bra, I'm really counting on you to turn things around today
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
thanks, guys. I thought snapchat was a video ghost used to sext but cool pic.twitter.com/mO13g9lX3L
March 11th 2019
@natalietran
not sure how you define 'successful' but I'm contemplating applying for a job as an influencer's video editor becau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 20th 2020
@natalietran
Done. If you can, a lot of families who don't have access to income rely on the @ASRC1 and their amazing work provi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @__rosaado : Omg I’m dancing in my bed rn. A thousand times YES. I was so sad when I missed out on your BBQ celebration a couple years ba…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
sure. Perhaps #AlwaysBeMyMaybe is a big deal because it's got asian leads etc. but THE DAD WAS HOT
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
There's something hot about the way the guy in the kebab shop starts writing "falafel no cheese" on the kebab wrapp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
mission impossible trailer out soon and snabba cash in that new netflix show. this is great indoor excitement
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
There’s nothing more humbling than having to take your shirt off
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a shopping person but Brisbane, I'm into this shop. Vg hot chocolate too! pic.twitter.com/ShPM9H1EzQ
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some might. I can't imagine being a kid asking my parents for christmas presents. They'd say something like "sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
One more fangirl tweet about Slow West! It was so beautiful and tender but tense throughout. A really standout film… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
My daily lie: Nah, this doesn't need to be ironed. Looks fine.
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
fifth kid out! theguardian.com/world/live/201…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... @Sethrogen 's twitter feed is my downloads folder pic.twitter.com/QDy4iQHh3S
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Meet some of the 37 babies facing homelessness and hunger as Dutton & Turnbull try to starve families to go back to Nauru. http…
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Tried on a jacket my friend has that looks stunning on her. It looked so terrible on me the sales assistant started covering me with scarves
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Mission Impossible. This may not have been the point but I'd like to offer my services to make all huge cu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
no exaggeration, this is my internal dialogue when browsing Instagram twitter.com/PrinceEldymion…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mrbenjaminlaw : Our friend Jesse was a Walkley Award-winning radio producer, whose life was cut short in 2017 at 31. Help us create the…
July 30th 2020
@natalietran
RT @FreeKylieMG : We are a group of friends and colleagues of Kylie. We’ve worked with her, we know her well, and we can’t wait to have her…
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
oh my heart twitter.com/JalalT1/status…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Today's the last day to request a new marriage equality ballot if yours is lost or damaged. Takes 2 mins. Pls make sure your…
July 14th 2019
@natalietran
my niece in the dentist's chair is my new religion pic.twitter.com/EyiAp5WcL4
November 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @derridalicious : #JusticeForWalker gathering now in Sydney. Black lives matter. pic.twitter.com/G4JogDnS3T
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Non-Vietnamese families have chats that look like this, right? pic.twitter.com/oKuEnlORwP
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @koffilatte : not sure if bringing a jade plant home is a good idea uGH i'm not good at nurturing things hahaHAHA if everything fails i'l…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
The @ASRC1 telethon is on tomorrow, can't wait to ask for money from people on the phone for a good cause for once.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Cat's been a little more affectionate lately. Don't worry, cat. When the dog comes I'm totally ditching you pic.twitter.com/glDTmboiA5
July 5th 2020
@natalietran
*goes back to the Life shop* Hi I'd like to return my life and get another one in another universe. I've just reali… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 7th 2020
@natalietran
. @lucydurack cowrote a gorgeous 6 part miniseries that tells the story of Love during Lockdown. Also starring… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I hear people say, "you just have to KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. Never stop uploading!" I'm fairly certain someone out there dies
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
just a little bit magical very lucky pic.twitter.com/KfCfXaHcSw
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @People4Bernie : . @AOC turns it to 11. We didn't come to play. We came to win. Let's do this. berniesanders.com/volunteer #NotMeUs https:/…
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
Just to be clear, when it happens, I'm on the robots' side
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
The past year and a bit has been a tad dreadful for me and yet at the same time, I've never felt so loved and supported. Thanks @RowanJones_
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
Meeting your heroes is fantastic. You realise everyone is tired and just wants to go home and sleep.
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
May 21st 2020
@natalietran
One of my favourite things ever is when someone calls me Tran. It's so Australian? The way we say Tran is actually… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 28th 2016
@natalietran
Clothes tags showing. The enemy of looking like you have your shit together.
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I’m so sick of falling in love with my bodyguards
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
.... and how much for an adult's party, Scott? Digging it. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
I even took a rest and just watched movies on other people's screens for a while. Anyhow, will try to film tomorrow! X
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I would trade all of you for some biscuits to dunk in to my tea right now
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight, the wonderful @TroyKinne 's Kinne Tonight is on! Check it out x twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had to tell a toddler point blank she was too heavy to carry everywhere. She gave no fucks. I carried her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about working for yourself is going to the cinemas at 10am. It's just you and that dude in the front row, baby.
November 6th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Must Contain One Uppercase Letter Watch it here > youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ < pic.twitter.com/45iYhtYDtm
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks @NextShark for pointing out that I should not talk about receiving abuse from some men because it's irrespon… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
and then my ovaries exploded pic.twitter.com/rnuekdGiM0
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hi
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
Had such a big night last night. Just kidding.
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
at over $12million legend twitter.com/celestebarber_…
March 17th 2020
@natalietran
weird. I thought being called Chinese Virus was a special thing just my ex called me. sad and scared. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
can't wait twitter.com/THR/status/109…
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
Liquorice is the bitcoin of older people
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RichardDawkins : Last night I had two dreams about an old colleague whom I’d never dreamed of before. I awoke to find that he had not di…
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @MrCamW : I refuse to comment on the new Bond theme until I see how it matches with the silhouettes of ladies being fired out of guns
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @qkenihan : So after a year of planning my Podcast is live on iTunes. Listen and please subscribe here. itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the…
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
RT @JoeyJoeJoeShab1 : @natalietran i for one would like the chat faster
March 17th 2020
@natalietran
show me the kind messages twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Apologies. Meant to link the article, not just the picture of the protest. Impossible to listen to this and not be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 20th 2016
@natalietran
About to talk at #Oweekender . Come on down of you're near! pic.twitter.com/BvJHt7aBlO
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Apologies for tweeting so much. I just really want to avoid this work I don't want to do.
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Can't imagine what it's like to be be lgbtqi in Australia right now. I'm really sorry you're going through this. Please know you're loved
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
black mirror pitch: It's 2065. Someone figures out how to hang up Skype calls without the awkward 5 seconds looking for the hang up button
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! No Wound >> youtube.com/watch?v=Du5fNU… << Because no wound? No pain.
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Just found a fantastic playlist of dads doing renovations around the house.
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Angel: God, I'm so sorry but you forgot to assign me to a job. Should I go and make a beautiful person who will hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
getting older is looking at people who have any other job and wondering if that’s a better route
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Very into @Daniel_Sloss Would selflessly die at the end of a relationship with him.
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
. @ronnychieng @RemyHii @HarryShumJr <3 <3 ahhh youtube.com/watch?v=14ZHRB…
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
How wonderful was @troyesivan on @nbcsnl ! <3 youtube.com/watch?v=C59j0R…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
iquwhdasda21fjsn housing is expensive. Its pricing has increased at a rate higher than income. BUT STOP EATING BRUNCH ANYWAY. Just. Stop.
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @nytimes : Victoria’s Secret defined femininity for millions of women. But inside the company, 2 powerful men presided over an entrenched…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @burgotastic : Unbelievable pic.twitter.com/oB2QLu7yr2
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
gah there are so many amazing people in this! Can't wait to see it! eeekk twitter.com/CrazyRichMovie…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
fucking called it twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @anandMenon1 : ‘Low value people’ twitter.com/bbcnewsnight/s…
June 18th 2020
@natalietran
me: Dad, I think you might enjoy Instagram. You can share your photos and you can follow artists and photographers.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @amina_a01 : If you can survive day 2 of your period you can survive anything
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
pawsitively brilliant twitter.com/perlberg/statu…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Whenever a trailer for a teen movie from Netflix comes out I realise other teenagers must have been living complete… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @raychenviolin : Getting ready for the Summer on August 8th
June 28th 2020
@natalietran
At night I replay the day in my mind as a way of winding down. Last night I did it out loud and Rowan stopped me be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
When people tell me I have a brand I want to leave my body, point at myself, laugh, and find another carrier
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Bye! I'm Vegan! @HungryJacksAU #ad #theycutoutthenudescenebutwhatevs pic.twitter.com/WWOtOVGCjB
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
How I learn about the internet pic.twitter.com/JpNGKVyz05
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Nobody should be sending you abuse, @s_deery It's a shame you suggested you heard what the frustration was and then… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @progirl : pic.twitter.com/UhDOU35jm4
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
Some days I want to let my hair down and just enjoy being amazing
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @drnikkistamp : Twittersphere, I'm in need of some help. I'm looking for resources, research or prominent people who can talk about the i…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Yes. I definitely believe my youtube video about receiving sexist and abusive comments and emails about being a whi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
A bunch of awesome people are trying to get in my pants and I welcome it. That or they're going to kill me and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 21st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I make my bed I feel like I've eaten a healthy breakfast, done some yoga, and invented stuff
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
February 19th 2020
@natalietran
When the Queen did this to me it was ROUGH for about 6~9 months but after that you're like whatevs, better off now.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to put your music session on private pic.twitter.com/LovZLVwJ8G
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
The world needed a little happy news. They're all out! Congratulations and phenomenal respect to all those involved… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly in awe of the strength of women everywhere. Happy International Women's Day to all.
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
It say to all fans: If you’re not on the top, don’t bother. Don’t even try yourselves.
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to find whoever made the GIANT blade runner novelty cup my partner bought, and I will make them find a place to store it
June 28th 2019
@natalietran
About 16 years ago, my first boyfriend's father told me to forget adding sweet stuff to porridge and try using a do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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