videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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Twitter

November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! See you this arvo at the rally! Archibald Fountain Hyde Park 1pm in Sydney. Marches in other cities here doctors4refugees.org/upcoming-events
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks to @ScreenAustralia for sending me to @mip next week with awesome creators like @veritasium @nickboshier @ConnorVanV and @mychonny
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
In the UK soon, any suggestions for things to do other than swimming in Mr. Darcy's lake?
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I love tv I love tv because this is a serious part of the show and nobody cared there was a giant puffin there. pic.twitter.com/FmMhgJxB6M
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Couldn't even write a joke about the beautiful women on Instagram who keep getting flown to Dubai because I'm getting old and I worry.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
yes pic.twitter.com/Aby6AUeUWg
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
It's like nobody remembers Xena and Gabrielle pic.twitter.com/wqv01YffO6
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
My late 20s involves a lot of conversation about what to do while you wait for your car to be serviced. It's a lot like GIRLS or SaTC
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
A lot of people I admire mock youtube but I just saw a trailer for Bad Moms. Enough. It's even now, Hollywood. We're all shit wanting clicks
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
A friend put me onto this so thought I'd share. @whogivesacraptp recycled toilet paper with money going to building toilets in developing
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can we ditch flags and anthems already?
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
best day ever pic.twitter.com/lNPLte7FdJ
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Me: I'll start baking the cake now Clock: It's 12am! You won't finish until at least 3 Me: No, I'll finish before then 3am: Wassup
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through rice, laundry powder, peanut butter, coconut cream, pasta, and some easter goodies for delivery W… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 15th 2016
@natalietran
Working. No more f1 spoilers! I'm so excited. What happened? Did Hamilton get a new haircut? But really. Stop. It sounds so exciting
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
My desperation turns me off
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know it needs ironing but say it’s fine. Just love me and say it’s fine.
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
Teenage me watched the bbc pride and prejudice on repeat, ate kilos of chocolate, and researched acne cream. Adult me does this also.
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
+ hope you're happy and well
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @JustinJonesTV : @natalietran i spent too much time editing this until i realised it was actually glee. pic.twitter.com/dyeMlpsdbT
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
zippers are such arseholes
September 24th 2017
@natalietran
I like to go online and look at beginner hip hop dancing classes, imagine a new me, and then resume my normal life about once a year
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
I have worn through I already own. And to prove I'm still hip,here's a pic of me with instagram filters looking thin pic.twitter.com/lTY556qttS
June 3rd 2017
@natalietran
when I grow up I want to remember to defrost things
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I like to hit snooze at least once. You have to play hard to get.
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : It's easier for dog videos to go viral than Asian men so I called in an assist. My pilot airs TONIGHT 9PM @ABCTV https://t…
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << This week's vid if you missed it :)
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : It's our host-with-the-most @natalietran ! Tune into our FB LIVE experiment in 30 minutes to see her in action> https://t.c…
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Wearing Ao dai...s? Ao dais? What's the plural? pic.twitter.com/podQDWeHsw
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for twitter. Before twitter I was just an angry person with bad jokes to share.
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
My New Year's Eve party is going OFF pic.twitter.com/AihqtZH1us
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Good to see so many outraged Aussies on my feed. Don't forget that there's a protest on the 5th of November! Come a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
If you're interested, just donated here. Thanks for the recs on places to donate to help those suffering in Myanmar twitter.com/PartnersRelief…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
I do it constantly but am sad to announce that people no longer get Avatar sex scene references when you drop them into conversation
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
There are people out there attracted to women who eat peanut butter out of the jar while editing youtube videos, right? RIGHT?
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel Video! This time in Austin >> youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QNW… << In which I eat all sorts of heart attacks X
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Blood not made of skittles
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I love this picture of @lenadunham . It's how I feel when I see other people try on jeans and they don't need altering pic.twitter.com/E17HrDLFOc
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Imagine receiving an unwanted text asking you to vote yes. It's outrageous. Like an unwanted survey asking if gay people should have rights.
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm just kidding. First love isn't fun.
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what happens as you get older? I feel like I deserve those sandals from the pharmacy. They look comfy. And I've waited long enough.
March 18th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << because what to do with hands This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/cmKCn7FBQG
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
You can't ask a more arsehole question but I'm taking someone to their first opera and am choosing between La bohème and Carmen. Which?
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to put your music session on private pic.twitter.com/LovZLVwJ8G
June 27th 2016
@natalietran
I know it's just a flu but I've heard enough cat stories to know you're dying when a cat sits at the end of your bed pic.twitter.com/cGVkU1TOdx
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
What Do People Do with Photos of Food? youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q new vid if you missed #ratwater because that hashtag will definitely take off
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
same. Call me. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
Go on, be that person who uses the word ‘whom’
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I will listen to you complain about font TWICE. That's it.
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
How to be the opposition while being the same. What an abhorrent way to try to appeal to the worst. pic.twitter.com/qjzx6IDvZy
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
whenever the music from Miss Saigon comes on my playlist, I get really upset as though I lived that life and I'm Kim. Then I remember no
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
(I love seeing aussies asking how americans can support a racist and bigot)
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
Asians in Media >>youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw<< if you missed it. Mum said her favourite part was when I mentioned her.
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
can confirm if you eat a family block of dark chocolate, 3 ice blocks, and half a cake, you WILL have nightmares about dying in a desert
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
roast potatoes give me more than I give others
November 28th 2015
@natalietran
Just texted my sister "Hey. Did we buy tickets to @taylorswift13 for tonight?" "That was four years ago." "Missed it then." "Yes."
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
If only my New Year's Resolution had been to finish four boxes of Oreos in 24 hours
August 19th 2016
@natalietran
Client insisted on walking me to my car. Saw I parked too close to wall. Watched me climb in through passenger seat. Didn't fire me. Legend.
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8d73nDbyox
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
to the lifeguard at the pool today: I know you were just standing there to put the pressure on. You knew I couldn't finish that lap :(
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
still filming but should be a new vid out later today! pic.twitter.com/E175cBJtFe
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
uploading! I have slow net so it's saying another hour and a bit. Sorry. But here are some pics from the vid pic.twitter.com/xw9MSx8jNb
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Actual dilemma: Wanting to hire costumes that cost more than the video will make
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I hate every moment of decision making
January 4th 2016
@natalietran
I wish you could actually change the worldwide trends by clicking "change" Especially when they're these pic.twitter.com/zbgViwrgrf
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Just a reminder that there is a 37wk pregnant refugee on Nauru in breech, with preeclampsia the gov won't fly to Oz http…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
This is bull. You break up with their good friend/call some people an arsehole/set some cars on fire .. and they just remove you from Top 8?
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Occasionally I buy an article of clothing that's in fashion. Then it looks at me, throws its head back, and laughs.
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
apologies, that was meant to be directed at one person. I'll leave it though, because you're all pretty good looking
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
one day I hope to have the passion of a fight in a music video
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
Human rights have been politicised. Our governments have broken International law. This is a crime. Our governments have committed a crime
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
In all honestly. As soon as I get home, I'll see none of my friends or family and make a video pic.twitter.com/AdA0KgNycC
August 26th 2017
@natalietran
I love watching Tom Cruise action movies. He reminds me so much of myself.
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
RT @mjhawley : With immeasurable sadness & gratitude, we bid goodbye to Marvin: mentor friend. He loved ideas & people behind them. https://…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
a woman stood next to me in the supermarket and we both looked at caramel popcorn for longer than sensible. I think she was my soulmate.
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
me: welcome to being a woman, robot twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the feedback! I've talked to dentists and have to get traditional ones. "can I get the invisi-" "no" "...lign" "no"
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. I've been removed from all their top 8s. A lot has happened since 2008. Here I was thinking things were OK
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today #sydneyhugs #StayStrongSydney
August 31st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, still filming but new vid either tonight or tomorrow! Here's some stills from it. NSFW. What does that mean? pic.twitter.com/7ZOPJNvgwk
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever my partner is out of the house I eat biscuits and crackers like I'm in the apocalypse and just found a stocked bunker
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You're right guys. He refused. pic.twitter.com/u7pilzmhUu
February 25th 2016
@natalietran
There was something poetic about floating on my back in the leisure lane at the pool for an hour while fit people did laps around me
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about how I've behaved as a crazy ex partner or friend. Do you ever get over that kind of embarrassing behaviour?
September 21st 2016
@natalietran
If only 18 year old me could see me now, reading pizza pamphlets for 5 minutes and sticking them on the fridge with free chemist magnets
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Good Photo Side >> youtu.be/F_UUjLu6mI0 << pic.twitter.com/beffXWjMJ6
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << Because friends suck pic.twitter.com/spd6miI4e9
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine being a grandparent and knowing people are silently fighting to not say hello to you on the other end of the phone
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
thank GOD
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Oh man that start to the race. Come on!
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
I am as overwhelming as someone who goes to zumba
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Star proof: Got free gelato TWICE Got staff discount on camera Sometimes free biscuits Free loaf of bread (it was… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 23rd 2015
@natalietran
another brilliant night at @Concertgebouw . I love how they do it. Fun programs, free drinks, and great music. pic.twitter.com/zPC6e9mWNS
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @KBTXShel : Those in #HOUSTON trapped by rwater: Message is to NOT go to the attic but get on roof for help. Calling 911? Stay on line un…
December 17th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like a serial killer when I talk to people with nice teeth. All I think is, "Those are nice teeth. I'd like to own those nice teeth."
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Proof that I filmed this time. Proof of the sexiness you have been saved from. pic.twitter.com/gcu7uDHnWq
January 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been hungover but I assume it's like opening your laptop and seeing the 1000000000 tabs you visited last night
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
November 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Facebook photo of a sunset. Comment from parent underneath: Can you please let me know about your dad's birthday dinner??? Kids are mean
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
No thanks, person who cares about me. I prefer to take all my advice from sponsored posts online.
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
I've never loved anyone enough to pay for airport parking. Kerbside pick up for all of you.
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
Me: I should learn to dance and try to become a @SydneyKings cheerleader so I can go to games Partner: Or you could work and pay for tickets
February 21st 2016
@natalietran
Was awesome meeting some of you! twitter.com/thecusp_au/sta…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I had a dream where @amyschumer slept with my dad, banked at HSBC, and loved Paypal. So I guess don’t eat three bags of crackers before bed.
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
If my niece keeps asking me the definition of words, we're both going to realise how stupid I am pretty quickly
June 4th 2017
@natalietran
Much love to London
August 11th 2016
@natalietran
just terrible twitter.com/david_manne/st…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sure, I like lightweight makeup so long as it covers my entire face with a new one
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Even in VR my poor eyesight is a problem pic.twitter.com/8BLUOJd1iG
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
At some point things changed and now I love when a couple fights when we're out.
January 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to generalise but if you're old enough to drive and still have lucky numbers, we're probably not going to be friends
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
*not an ad and I wrote it because it'd be nice to see ppl thanking companies who help sometimes rather than just complaining to airlines
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks so much guys! I'll definitely talk to them about death <3
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
omg I love how political Jude Law is getting these days #blessed twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
No, yeah, awesome. Leave me alone with my thoughts. No worries. It's good.
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
If you're like me, preheat a gross tofu sausage and bring it so you can join in. But really, long lines for the chance to vote? Worth it.
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
awful theguardian.com/world/2017/oct… If anyone knows a good direct way to send money there please share
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
where you sit on the political landscape. votecompass.abc.net.au and chickennation.com/2013/08/18/you… pic.twitter.com/Wh15oa68KE
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
September 7th 2017
@natalietran
See if you can spot my cameo in the latest Taylor Swift music video ;) ;) ;) ;) I bet you can't! Cause it's not there!
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
thank fuck for headlines like these twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Wrong Level of Elevator Doom > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Because people would prefer if you shot them pic.twitter.com/T3yYpzZGrS
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
The secret to being an adult: Everything has cumin in it
September 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @perlmutations : What kind of Arts Community goes for a cheap joke by allowing this white supremacy enabling muthafucka into it's midst!…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
holy sexy picture twitter.com/BenMendelsohn_…
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
Jackie Chan and LeMans
July 30th 2015
@natalietran
Enjoyed the openness of @jodiefox 's new vid on work life balance youtu.be/OjnjUJwOqrc This year I committed to family time so feel this x
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @newmatilda : Any campaign aiming at Peter Dutton is worth supporting... particularly this one. chuffed.org/project/season… via @Chuffed
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful meeting you also! Hope you liked the lamington <3 AH *dorks out about shirt* twitter.com/bowesy123/stat…
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Happy valentine's day, Netflix. You're a great life partner.
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @FightLoudly : @natalietran this is the petition to stop Saeed's deportation #SaveSaeed change.org/p/qantas-emira…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @danisnotonfire : @AmazingPhil @natalietran @IISuperwomanII the 4 most relatable people in the world together i'm surprised we didn't cau…
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
A huge part of my life consists of worrying about possessive apostrophes at the end of names that end with an 'S'
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
No Australian Approves youtu.be/Ec3CTlovSK8
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
No, sorry. I don't think it's the political state of shit you're in. I really think it's extreme couponing that will be the silent killer.
December 19th 2014
@natalietran
RT @Tammy__Chan : That moment when @natalietran appears in the new pokemon game. pic.twitter.com/BuZrh9KFgF
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
hahahaha *breaks mirror with fist* *cries* *hugs cat* *cat runs away*
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
John Wick needs to sit down, take a deep breath, and have a cup of tea.
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
and now it's lunch
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
me: happy valentines day, 2am 2am: I'm actually seeing someone else me: fuck you
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I just procrastinate for another 15 minutes I've made it to lunch time
February 28th 2016
@natalietran
I just faked talking to someone on the phone for 10 minutes to avoid human interaction so yeah, adulthood is going well
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
watching @smosh the movie with niece & nephew Me:aw are we watching this together because I make vids? kids:No.Because you have iTunes money
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like there should be a mini jet pack for those moments in a conversation when someone asks you what star sign you are
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Today someone guessed I was 35. I said they were correct just to make the situation less sad.
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY << If Your Phone Were A Dying Person
January 29th 2015
@natalietran
The greatest thing I ever achieved was learning how to do ×·._.·¯·._.·*×» this «×*·._.·¯·_.·× on my msn username. The greatest.
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
This is ... but I visited the spot from BBCs Pride & Prejudice where Mr. Darcy gets out of the lake. Teen wet dreams pic.twitter.com/zRZcjyplVF
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
One day someone's going to go through my downloads folder and find 1000000 restaurant menus and 6 photos of nice hairstyles
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, that's not an ad, I just love that show and those two are such great episodes
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
:( Did you make sure you emptied your Trash? You have to empty it or the space doesn't clear up #CensusFail twitter.com/ABSCensus/stat…
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw << This week's vid in case you missed it yesterday :)
February 20th 2016
@natalietran
About to talk at #Oweekender . Come on down of you're near! pic.twitter.com/BvJHt7aBlO
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
If you don't steal your partner's hot chips, are you even in love? pic.twitter.com/8A55PFTPqg
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Yay! New @blackmirror trailer! If you haven't seen it, do! My favourites are S2E1 youtu.be/ld9m8Xrpko0 <3 & S1E3 youtu.be/Sw3GIR70HAY
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Comp to give away #YTFF tickets if you haven't got them. You can enter here: goo.gl/forms/Z5RizlXx…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Um, I dress up as a fly and talk to myself. Low brow indeed. twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
Fark. I just found my new show youtu.be/knH-SRGnWBA
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
candles: the currency of women
November 11th 2016
@natalietran
Candles, hey? Fancy
December 11th 2014
@natalietran
This week's new vid! When People Call In Sick >> youtube.com/watch?v=TZrcvH… <<
April 27th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to see this! #skylight #nyc pic.twitter.com/QEemD5yad8
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @ctek47 : @natalietran No love conundrums this Christmas because my partner got me this shirt! New outfit fist pump! http://t.co/33YVuxwf…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Filming a vid for tomorrow. It's actually last year's xmas script. Are people are still talking about oscar selfies? pic.twitter.com/kqCJBBMVUP
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
Now that our PM pays people smugglers as well, his argument of turning people away to avoid encouraging the industry can be ignored, right?
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
Only because eggs are in the news today, here's a little about my romantic relationship with eggs and going vegan tinyurl.com/zyyblub
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Tonight I will create an assembly line of crackers and eat them while my cat watches. Have a great Friday night!
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
RT me and let's see if we can get this to 500k likes! - Confucius
April 16th 2015
@natalietran
I spend too much time deciding if I should tuck or untuck my shirt. As if anyone is going to think I'm less of a dick with my shirt untucked
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Please come to Doctors 4 Refugees march this weekend. It's not enough to like or rt. Come and show how you feel facebook.com/doctors4refuge…
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
hmm.. "The One Nation of today is a very different beast to what it was 20 years ago..." Nope, same monster. abc.net.au/news/2017-02-1…
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Had a blow-dry and now my hair feels like a Mariah Carey song
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << pic.twitter.com/THy7f6DbMj
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a choker today and had two men tell me they hated it. Thankfully I don't buy things for men. I just really care what they think.
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour has fallen asleep with a dvd menu on repeat. I don't know much but he's going to wake up a different person.
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
November 27th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'm going to figure out how to double side print things without mistakes. Then the world IS MINE
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Mum : I got you more bananas Me : I haven't finished the ones you got me Mum : You will pic.twitter.com/OAUfDSVKFY
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/jasonsbatemans…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the feedback and recommendations yesterday! Really appreciate it and will look into them
April 24th 2017
@natalietran
now a reality pic.twitter.com/RvG5uRWNVt
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
and the pros? twitter.com/abcnews/status…
February 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video. Sorry, slightly odd. Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw <<
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
Just found a cd I once lent a friend. Their house was robbed and she brought the cd back and said, "they took all our cds but left this."
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope the US Election wins Best Motion Picture – Drama #GoldenGlobes
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Why do people immediately assume that you want kids just because you like hanging out with them and cry whenever someone brings them up?
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
Great. Like the world hasn't already been divided enough. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
Etsy- the casino of bride-to-bes
April 12th 2017
@natalietran
This morning my partner told me I was talking in my sleep in an Irish accent. All the Irish gangster dreams came flooding back.
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
I say things that are so left, people get offended and think I'm right. Saying everybody should have access to good education is CENTRE.
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @randompanda : So far I'm less than 30 seconds in and these @natalietran videos for the Galaxy S5 are on point. youtu.be/vQwA8ijoK1w?li…
June 10th 2016
@natalietran
Unfortunately the 17 hour long videos I make of my cat might not cut it but this sounds great if you have a short! twitter.com/MarkDuplass/st…
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
The feeling of finally getting around to listing stuff on ebay is like an orgasm's boring, adult, doesn't-go-out-on-a-friday-night cousin
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
get in line twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
No, you can't join. The only person who visits is the postman who tells me about outside people. We laugh and I cook him bread on my fire.
October 26th 2016
@natalietran
amazing <3 twitter.com/guavajagular/s…
April 27th 2017
@natalietran
Adults love a good dip and some crackers
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a giant fraud pretending to listen when a waiter describes a meal. I eat oreos for breakfast. My standards aren't high
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
There should be an option on clothing sites to see the clothes on people who are short, regret a lot of choices, and forgot to buy bread
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
relationships are just two people arguing over the aircon in a car
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
stay safe, melbourne x
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
sad about the outcome but good game tonight @SydneyKings ! Plus, got to kiss the lion. pic.twitter.com/Bs6RW2plVi
May 13th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just ate a whole pizza, cried, ate hot chips, and then contemplated changing my hair colour. So I guess it's that time of the month
March 4th 2017
@natalietran
Walking in the rain is so romantic. When you’re watching it happen from inside.
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Starting to reply to work emails with: I'm sorry, I think I'll be famous by then :( :(
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
can't wait to bootleg it! twitter.com/Julz149/status…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
uploading!* *aussie internet speeds apply pic.twitter.com/5vD4EUzi90
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Broken Men in Paradise nyti.ms/2h4QMmr
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually pine after clothing but I desperately want Jude Law's wardrobe in The Young Pope pic.twitter.com/IN6PzVDNGn
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute. Fairy bread is not international? *beams bat signal into sky*
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
'These women are not statistics' – deaths in Australia in 2015 gu.com/p/46cnd/stw
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
miss you
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
#firstsevenjobs normal person cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
and they say the internet can't make you feel happy twitter.com/CNN/status/885…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I know I have a poor taste palate because some medicine tastes pretty good
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
He usually only plays games when I'm not home but I crashed one of his recent sessions if you're into watching game… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
You can also check out a few pictures from the trip, if you want, on the blog babyiknow.com/travel/our-tri… pic.twitter.com/d2TeSl0QbL
July 31st 2015
@natalietran
one day everything is going normal and then boom, you love cushions
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Every human has the right to medical treatment. You might be lucky to be Australian but you don't deserve rights mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
You'd think lying in bed in my underwear eating nachos would feel good. It doesn't. It feels gross. And fantastic.
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : #RetainThis pic.twitter.com/THvJTcYahJ
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry! I should add, if you're in a same sex relationship that also shares the white/asian dynamic in Sydney, I'd love to hear from you too
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry I didn't mean that in a belittling way. Australia has been banning refugees and violating international international law for a while
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
I changed the headlight bulb in a car. It was like a scene from Grease Lightning
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
. @rac_sydney event today in Sydney. However you feel about refugees, I know nobody supports how we are treating them facebook.com/events/1674701…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long-term relationship: "Do you want to have sex in the shower?" "Nah, I just had one and I have to hang up the clothes. Thanks."
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The older I get, the more comfortable it is to tuck my shirt in. It feels great.
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Mum: what would dad like for father's day dinner? Me: hot chips Mum: no, for dinner Me: hot chips Mum: Nat Me: hot chips, woman!
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you so much for the laughs. This was my favourite book when I was 14. You're one of the best. Farewell pic.twitter.com/MEPdkV1TyH
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
define 'world' twitter.com/HuffingtonPost…
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sending you the treatment now. Be prepared. This will make your streaming service VERY popular twitter.com/NetflixANZ/sta…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Love it twitter.com/_Avery_/status…
March 23rd 2017
@natalietran
#pray 4 people who use hashtags with spaces in them. And for Pauline. She is a devil. twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
How do I bring home a million hazelnut stroopwafels? Amsterdam, I might have to move here. pic.twitter.com/kR2hKqc5fZ
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Apologies for awkward question but does anybody here have a wireless mechanical keyboard that they recommend?
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I hope my old Sims characters are still happy, in love with all their neighbours, and getting promoted
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be replying to comments on my latest vid for the next 30 mins if you're around. Please be around.
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Ps thank you to the crowd at @BrownUniversity for laughing when I asked them to. You guys rock pic.twitter.com/wZZlhgvjxc
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
In my 20s we made out in this car. On my 30th we drove to dinner in it with bulk toilet paper in the backseat #adult pic.twitter.com/iJ4pEYkdpO
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Wow. I had such a fantastic night. Thank you so much to the AASA at @BrownUniversity for having me to talk. So wonderful to meet you all
August 11th 2017
@natalietran
My personal advice for being in a healthy relationship is to bring up old things that really bother you in unrelated fights.
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
Wes Anderson and @johngreen ! instagram.com/p/2B6U8CJxRP/
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
I managed to touch my toes this morning without screaming. I want in on Cirque Du Soleil.
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Help. I can't stop pic.twitter.com/xEb3dAY70n
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait for the Ken Burns Bowling Green Massacre series
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
How many people there were on the bus to the herge museum (creator of tin tin) instagram.com/p/zGLID3pxac/
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
It's been one of those days *plays peter andre's Mysterious Girl*
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
There’s nothing more humbling than having to take your shirt off
February 2nd 2015
@natalietran
This week's video: Change Room Curtain Gap >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << in case you missed it
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Open letter on the Border Force Act: 'We challenge the department to prosecute' gu.com/p/4a8yp/stw
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
overseas and brought last week's vid files instead of this. Apologies & here are some outtakes from last week's vid amp.twimg.com/v/ba95925b-2dc…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
My answer to all complaints my friends with kids make: My cat is awesome
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
Beautiful trip to Bruges today. Belgium, you've been magnificent. Can't wait to come back pic.twitter.com/J5z6ap6jKK
February 9th 2016
@natalietran
I just blow dried my hair so I guess today was arms day
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! Get ready for some average!
November 12th 2016
@natalietran
99% sure I didn't set my alarm to 5:30 to eat peanut butter and watch a movie but just in case
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
have fun to those at @VidCon @vidconaustralia ! *goes back inside cave*
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many, many moons ago, a mystical giant helped cinemas decide what Small, Medium, and Large serving sizes were
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
The last 2+ hours. Not sure why it's stuck but I assume the last 5 % will eventually happen pic.twitter.com/ccehx4sKLJ
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
“I’ll throw my tie over my shoulder and roll up my sleeves. They’ll love it.” “They probably will” Best line in Mad Men so far
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
RT @DsSayed : Sentenced to death at 14, will be hung TOMORROW in #Pakistan, sign the petition against it: amnesty.org.au/action/action/… … #SaveShaf…
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
So interesting reading about how influencers are ruining things/not real celebrities. Think about how shitty the idea of celebrity is at all
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
I'd sell members of my family for mangoes all year round
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Only crazy people say things like "Look What You Made Me Do"
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
Babydoll, calm down. I'll let you know when I want you as my default browser. We'll get there.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Today's the last day to request a new marriage equality ballot if yours is lost or damaged. Takes 2 mins. Pls make sure your…
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
and I am a goddamn star. Once I got free movie tickets from a subscriber and had to run away before his manager came. Suck on that.
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Really need to start going to the gym so I can get more upper body strength to scoop out this coconut ice cream.
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
There's a beauty queen named Natalie Tran and now ppl call me and hang up when they realise I'm not her. Um I was once in my school magazine
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely messages x
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
At some point all I started to notice about kids was how much taller than me they were
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, guys. I'm still down with the flu this week but I've got a ton of scripts to film. AND I bought a new wig. So high fives everywhere.
August 17th 2015
@natalietran
yeah no worries, I'll be on the edge of all the wide angle group photos. I did feel my face should be wider
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
always a fan of a @nashedgerton short. Check out Bear vimeo.com/channels/staff… great stuff
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New vid up in about 3 hours. You know, in that awkward time after presents but before lunch pic.twitter.com/QQGnUxiK4g
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
5 Times I Hated Myself For Clicking An Online Article
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like it's a personal attack when my partner brings home novelty cups that you can't wash in the dishwasher. A very personal attack.
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
In case you missed it, tomorrow is @zedtown in Syd - a huge zombie nerf war my amazing friend Andrew is running!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
writing a video to film tomorrow and I'm so excited! How long has it been? A week? Multiplied by 10?
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
What lunatic decided people wanted to buy bunches of celery? You only need two stalks. In any recipe. Ever.
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Looks like upload will be tomorrow. sorry, just had a lot of extra work come up. Here is a preview though. pic.twitter.com/Cbe7YaPXGW
March 13th 2015
@natalietran
F1 season, I've missed you
October 15th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I sign up to mailings lists just to feel wanted
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
whatever the opposite of sponsored is pic.twitter.com/vs1YYcVAhT
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
Why were they fogged? Only people who wear glasses would understand. We have no control over the heat our bodies and good looks produce
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My niece's dolls are the kind of women I'd stalk on instagram late at night. They'd have boyfriends I'd fantatise p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 8th 2016
@natalietran
It’s been a great morning of forwarding people unrelated articles and writing “this made me think of you xx”
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
You start making a "30 minute" recipe and next thing you know it's 4am
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @malonebarry : Well done to the Guardian for leading with Somalia this morning. Clear it should be the biggest story in the world. https:…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
will remember this for my next remote mountain trek, camping trip, or deep-sea dive twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, stomach. Be on my team for once.
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Today Sydney's message in the sky, broadcast to our gay friends and family, tells us why the NO vote is actually the aggressive side
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
All news about the latest health studies and developments confirm I’m going to die soon
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
Watched Mad Max Fury Road. Summary: kidnap 1 Victoria's Secret Angel and 4 Seafolly models and the world loses its shit.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's really disappointing when athletes make you lose your fantasy tipping comp
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
For four years our government has allowed officials to bribe people smugglers. Anybody involved needs to be impeached. This is outrageous
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
As I pour chocolate flavoured cereal into a bowl at 5pm I think
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Thanks to the @thefinebros for having me in another video and my heart grows even more for @veritasium in it youtube.com/watch?v=n-U2Ba…
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
what does 'lit' mean?
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
When does thinking you should have really learned how to skate because people in skate parks look happy, go away?
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
doctor: When was the last time you exercised? me: That's not something I think I can answer in an open setting
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Brain: It's 7pm, you still have work to do. Do not watch The Office Work To Do: Do It 2am: That was a great episode.
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
You would hope twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
skjhdaksjkjhfkj I love you, Peter Quinn
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
15% of today was spent hoping people didn't notice my glasses were fogged
June 30th 2016
@natalietran
I need to stay off the net, man. I never leave it not feeling outraged.
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
You make me wish I knew how to dance well
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Just realised I'm turning 31 this year. Things are not looking good for my become a 30 Under 30 person dream.
May 24th 2015
@natalietran
I want to warn you- when you grow up, photo booths at weddings become one of the most exciting things your friends have ever seen
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
New trousers came today and yes, these will look exactly they way did on me as they did the model pic.twitter.com/QYJvpASeVo
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Just so bummed about this comment as a fan. It’s comparing professionally produced content to user generated content and then calling the
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Fine. I'll look up what a fidget spinner is.
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
This afternoon a boy in a school uniform winked at me. I somehow really needed that today.
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute… just wearing a fitbit doesn’t make you fit?
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Computer, I don’t want to update anything. Ever. Not in an hour, not tonight, not tomorrow. Now get off my lawn
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
Facebook just made a slideshow for my partner that just had photos of his ex under titles like "Remember this?" "Your friends are awesome"
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
I run exactly the way I look like I'd run
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney Kings, you're breaking my heart.
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
A year 12 kid stood up for me on the train. I almost slapped his beautiful, young, needing to be made a man face.
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
I really hope that @Spotify have a profile on me that reads something like: Psychopathic. One song on repeat for 10 days
May 1st 2015
@natalietran
Got home after 6 weeks away. Checked phone. One voicemail from wig shop.
January 6th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so excited to see Brooklyn! John Crowley directing, Nick Hornby writing, and starring Saoirse Ronan and Domhnall Gleeson! Gah!
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
I just want a simple life surrounded by lovers who adore me and find me hilarious.
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
Saw Baby Driver last night. Would like all future taxi drivers to watch it as training video.
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheMurdochTimes : Human Rights Commissioner @GillianTriggs fights back against the Murdoch media/Abbott Govt smear machine http://t.co/y…
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Just fucking let me touch you.
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
If you're not religious don't be afraid to mark the "No Religion" box on tonight's Census censusnoreligion.org.au pic.twitter.com/P3rAoT9KdJ
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I write my autobiography, I will name this part of my life the “Googled mixed race babies for hours” chapter.
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
just googled what #squadgoal meant. So here's mine. #squadgoal #realsquadgoal Except the doctor and the pirate. pic.twitter.com/6CV3zivKoa
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
The most unrealistic thing about movies is that people find parking spots
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
"yeah.. we are- we are bloody bastards" If you don't know about the Aus and the US deal Trump is upset about, Dan… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to fall in love at least once a week
March 8th 2015
@natalietran
loving this guy, @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/l8CVwJiEPn
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
I hope models see me in my stained pyjamas and think "She looks so good. It's her short legs and long torso...no way I could pull that off"
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Tonight my friend @echeng 's ep of Tales by Light plays on National Geographic Channel in Australia at 7:30pm canon.com.au/explore/tales-…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
greetings! I'll be replying to comments as much as I can on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're around youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
:(
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
what can I show them? Please. Help. What do kids like?
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
It's such a lie when people ask me what we did on the weekend and I reply, "not much " pic.twitter.com/dqEuh2iQcJ
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
thanks, guys. I thought snapchat was a video ghost used to sext but cool pic.twitter.com/mO13g9lX3L
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I thought I was just a normal person. Then I got into social media. Now I know I'm great.
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Today mum told me, "Sometimes I don't want to brush my hair or wash my face either... but I do. I do."
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
Donate to help Puerto Rico: directrelief.org/2017/09/major-…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
RT @racvictoria : State Library 2pm Saturday the 18th Feb. Rally No to Trump No to Turnbull Let the refugees in. #BringThemHere https://t.co…
August 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Heading to @MelbWritersFest for two sessions this weekend. Look forward to meeting you if you're coming!
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Loved this video, the honesty, and courage to share Much love to @ingridnilsen twitter.com/ingridnilsen/s…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Is there a job where you get to just look at photos of cats and cry all day?
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Making a sign for a protest, got too excited and have now run out of space. Half an 'S' in and I knew the other S w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
To my friends in the LGBT community, I'm so sorry about how particularly awful this time must be. Hopefully this to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I like how not liking religion is "disappointing" and "ignorant" and for some reason means I can't differentiate religion and terrorism.
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Just rewatched the last few eps of sex and the city. Why does carrie leave the artist? I forgot about the artist. Stick with him.
September 16th 2016
@natalietran
My supermarket has a lot of footage of me looking at chips
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever invented fake pockets is one sick fuck
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
You start off by pretending to get one Suits reference a friend makes even though you've never watched it... and then it just snowballs
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
Why is this still a discussion? Change the date of Australia Day
October 2nd 2016
@natalietran
GO big sporting event that's happening tonight! Do it! Do sports!
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Protest in Melbourne on the 15th to stop the Refugee Lifetime Ban twitter.com/superfasty/sta…
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
I want a baby so much. Oh wait, just saw one eating food. Don't worry.
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
Just try to hold a novelty cup from a cinema without looking like an idiot
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << if you missed it. If you didn't and just ignored it... awkward
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
We're incredibly lucky to be voting today. In other parts of the world people fight for this. Happy voting and talking about sausage sizzles
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Cannot wait for this pre roll to finish so I can start living my awesome life! That's what's happening now, right? Life gets better, RIGHT??
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
That low point of the film but when the protagonist eats ice-cream out of the tub and cries… that's what I call "a normal Monday", Hollywood
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
I'm so proud of how Australians have responded
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : I've uploaded a video to YouTube where my cat teaches me the secret to picking up! youtu.be/S9snaj93aJU http://t.co/fdj…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Other people's sandwiches always look amazing
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
*and my sister. Please come to the rally this weekend. It breaks my heart more people rally for alcohol than for human rights
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Today I saw two school kids kissing. I freaked out and shouted out “stop!” They did. ⁰Being an adult rocks.
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Watched a bit of the Lego movie. It was so intense I felt like I was in a coma and was watching the world go by at 500% speed
February 11th 2016
@natalietran
If only Australians were as passionate about other issues like we are about drinking curfews
August 24th 2017
@natalietran
Sydney personal trainer recommendations? Preferably someone who can get results with no work. Last part not a joke.
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
To all Australians reading about the #MuslimBan don't forget about the camps we are currently putting people in. The camps where people die
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
me in my 20s: I’m going to become a writer and make great things and meet awesome people me in my 30s: Don’t make eye contact with anybody
September 26th 2017
@natalietran
I don't like to toot my own horn but nobody has ever asked me for a recipe after eating something I've cooked ;)
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
currently listening to music a much more attractive person would listen to while they get ready to go out
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
haha OK. You think I’m insecure? Right. OK. Why? Why would an insecure person ask you if you were talking about them 50 times in a row? Why?
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Two people are writing to me about my Gumtree ad and I guess I have to choose who to go with? I feel like I'm on The Bachelor.
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @BenjaminJS : Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. https://t.co/hsd…
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @MikeCarlton01 : If the govt isn't into subsidising "lifestyle choices" maybe it could start taxing churches. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-1… via …
July 5th 2016
@natalietran
So heartbreakingly awful and an example of how desperate most people are when they make that journey twitter.com/smh/status/750…
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
hey guys! Sorry, work's been a bit hectic hence the delay but I have end of this week free to film so I'll be filming then!
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
Happy birthday to one of my favourite people, @mjhawley x pic.twitter.com/Zc3w3c6ofh
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was at my lightest I was pretending a lot of things tasted like rice and pasta
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
You can do better. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't even come outside and ask who you were and why you were always following him home.
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
My whole life I have been consistent in my views on Antitheism. I have no problem with religious people so stop. I'm a good atheist. It's ok
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
It's awful when hugs don't make people feel better. All you can do is let them cry while they say, "Stop touching me. I don't know you" :(
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Congratulations and thank you, @johngreen ! I just hugged this book and it told me to calm down and give it some sp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
My heart is with those in Sweden #staysafe pic.twitter.com/3rWeM1TGbT
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
come here
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Unspoken rule. When mum goes out for dinner, I drive to home and bring dad McDonalds. Then we hide all evidence.
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
With my bag stolen, so are my cameras and laptop and I may not be able to replace them for a couple of weeks so apologies if I can't upload.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
I've never diffused a bomb but I have let someone finish talking for a while even though my parking was about to run out.
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Very excited for this! If you're in Aus my handsome asian friend @ronnychieng 's new series starts tonight! Trailer:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Any interior architects in Sydney on my list? Any billionaires who need friends? Any artists who need a muse? But the first one
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for this question but anyone here know any vegan friendly shampoos/haircare in Sydney that refill bottles? I know, I'm lots of fun
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
One day I plan on hitting that "end" key on my keyboard. One day. When I know what it does.
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
He's absolutely abhorrent and will be responsible for generations of disenfranchised Australians twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
If I think I can see a face in an inanimate object, everybody is going to hear about it
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : What do you do with food photos? @natalietran ponders the same question #YTFF goo.gl/8qrxPR pic.twitter.com/Kx9gLOrM3i
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
romantic comedies have given me false expectations of how many men wear v-neck knits
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm watching Elvis Impersonator videos tonight. Cool cool
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Me on Instagram: Look at that stupid, hot, good looking idiot. What a fake smile It is a nice fake smile though I WANT TO WEAR HER SKIN
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New vid up today! Make sure your parents aren't on the home landline and turn on your modem
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the cruelty free festival for vegan gozleme, drove it home, got into pjs, and am watching Her with it. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/pyfwCJk73E
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what time travel is like but I have missed a step while walking down stairs and that's some crazy shit
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
Strangely satisfying, editing footage of healthy people while you eat apple pie at 2am
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Happy Father's day to all the awesome dads out there! Happy day to all awesome parents!
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry! This week's vid will be up tomorrow! But why not rewatch these to flatter my ego youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
Every 3 years in the garden section of a shop, I think buying a hammock is going to solve all my problems
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
just realised what you can imply on Twitter. @BarackObama texted you but just in case you miss it, we're meeting at boat wharf at 4pm xx
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : NEW VIDEO youtu.be/9PKrG1UTbO4 In this vid my cat plays King Feline III - Eater of Foods. Enjoy! https://t.co/OarEIO36…
November 29th 2015
@natalietran
Doctor advised no sports for a few days. I want to play it safe though so no sports ever. Ever. Even in the past. pic.twitter.com/yf4KIpejzT
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/hKxb4HfMbv
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Because television is absolute quality twitter.com/Variety/status…
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Group Christmas Presents >> youtu.be/j7Elg-K5VUg << For those who have ever gone in on a group present pic.twitter.com/UXY6VszMMo
November 14th 2016
@natalietran
My local grocery store has a lot of footage of me buying bread at midnight
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
better head to The Body Shop to buy some gifts for people I don’t know very well
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that Liam Hemsworth asked me to capture his proposal but I could only find a 4gb SD and didn't know if he meant video or photos
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if there's a Pixar movie from the perspective of indoor plants and how they're scared of being sent to my house because they'll die
October 12th 2017
@natalietran
I could be friends with anyone else sitting in a carpark eating food from drive thru
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I love chatting with my dad. We get each other pic.twitter.com/X9Yav7mg98
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @jr_mooney : @natalietran Have you seen Orphan Black yet? It's just like your show except there really is one the next week.
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
There’s no aphrodisiac like 10 minutes to kill
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
my friends are troopers pic.twitter.com/1F6SQ8BuRd
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Filmed a vid to start the next lot of vids I've been working on! Really excited to finish and upload it next week!
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
I really enjoy looking at photos of models and saying, "I just don't see it"
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Won $1 in the lottery last night with a $35 bet. If I just risk another $35 I might double that and then I can buy a mango
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
These guys are apparently good partners according to @realDonaldTrump usatoday.com/story/news/201…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Fairy bread before dinner is for true champions pic.twitter.com/uT815VFo30
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @JennaGuillaume : 19 times @natalietran was basically all of us buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume… pic.twitter.com/Hkxk7mHn6W
July 19th 2016
@natalietran
I have an easy life because this has been the hardest thing I've done all day. Even had a tea break to think twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Watched Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time. I always thought the idea was that everyone knew it was Robin Williams in disguise. Not so!
August 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to have a conversation with your close ones about the upcoming survey. It's a great opportunity to help the 'yes' vote
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
Which store keeps selling religious preachers amps? Why do they never have audio troubles?
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Worried the vid I'm working on for today won't make sense to normal ppl. Have to run it past friends first. Preview: pic.twitter.com/31Uf23YOLa
February 24th 2015
@natalietran
in Vondelpark today. First time riding since I was about 12. Fell into a tree in the first five minutes. pic.twitter.com/RiTG7r1DGb
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Hi! I love you!
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Part of me hopes that when Obama comes back from his vacation he goes to his inbox and clicks on a website flash sale email or something.
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
uploading!
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
>>youtu.be/7vMoIUEzC-A<< A non scripted more casual vid this week of a game of Guess Who on a new channel pic.twitter.com/M7ssyux9n0
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to tell a kid their story is going nowhere
January 12th 2016
@natalietran
Looking through old family photos with my dad and geez I was a sulky bastard teenager. Me: Dad, was I a dickhead? Dad: You were emotional.
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Let's share? Here's my morning playlist open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t… can you recommend some stuff for me? open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Also scripts were on my laptop and all the travel footage for travel vids are gone. At the end of the day though, just stuff. But apologies
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I have the enthusiasm of a woman who wears hoop earrings
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
Playing Catan and nobody wanted to trade my hug for some ore :( pic.twitter.com/Oj1xkk82l3
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Such a great show @IISuperwomanII pic.twitter.com/vBzE6kCYfu
March 9th 2015
@natalietran
Percentage of time spent thinking about my future: 2% Percentage of time spent thinking about how I'd cope in a zombie attack: 98%
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
I've been ill the past week so today I ordered myself some cupcakes with a 'Get Well' card. And you know what, I was touched. Really touched
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Whenever I try to sound sexy by saying I’m not wearing any underwear it sounds more like a threat. A terrible, terrible, scary threat.
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
Happy New Years Eve! For those without plans >>youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << new vid if you missed it.
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
wow, that was intense *puts on lipstick* Done for now but maybe let's go for it again soon!
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been a spy but I have been able to look at a price tag without the sales assistant noticing
April 28th 2016
@natalietran
The best selfies I take are the ones that don't look like me
January 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheJosephineL : @natalietran pic.twitter.com/v2AXWRq6VO
July 13th 2017
@natalietran
The kids mannequins at target have more style than me
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Poor @RowanJones_ . He was teamed up with me for and we got smashed. All I can do is pick uniforms. @EASPORTSFIFAANZ pic.twitter.com/86CQGRhkjC
February 13th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : There is no government policy that can justify the abuse of children #LetThemStay mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-1…
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks. Because you can't. It's impossible
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I was pretty annoyed at the sexism in GTA. Then I went to see if I could go to Sephora pic.twitter.com/956FKWT7Pl
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! >> For People Who Skip Ads << youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games til they figure out you’re in their house
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
come here
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
It's so unfair how quickly people expect you to get over someone. They're all 'you didn't even date, you didn't even know them'
April 5th 2015
@natalietran
asked on collaborations and even without being there, @wongfupro gets cheers. I'll punch the three of you amp.twimg.com/v/a2b94866-352…
August 29th 2017
@natalietran
My hilarious friend Sheridan @5oh19 wrote a book! smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
sorry store is paused for an hour!
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
Is Baby Driver the beginning of Drive?
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Freaking knitting books and their clickbait titles. I don't even know why this was suggested to me. Yes I do. pic.twitter.com/I7i8xlQmGL
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
To the LGBTQ+ community, I want you to know that all good things I've seen online, I've had to click safety mode OFF for anyway <3
October 1st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see people with brand new white shoes on I want to yell, "Yeah go on, act like you own the place. Smug bastard"
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Update: Police request that people avoid the area. The situation is now contained.
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know, I’m never depressed until I read a motivational quote.
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Dogs need to be less desperate. If your owner comes out of that shop they left you outside of and forgets you, they don't deserve you, man.
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! How Daylight Saving Should Be > youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E < Because time travel should be more fun than sleep pic.twitter.com/cdCrNQjpZf
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Excuse me, Twitter. I have a lot of moments. Great moments. pic.twitter.com/M0QcbX9L0h
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry this week's vid is taking longer. True problem- costumes and face paint. Might write another one but there will be one this week!
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
New hobby: Meeting people and saying, "That's a cute name. I think I might name my boat that."
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Sound familiar? ;) twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
Fraking spelling mistakes. I'm too old for this
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
As much as I HATE the idea of voting in this, I want our govt to know it's time to stop this homophobic bullshit aec.gov.au/enrol/
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I would believe it, I would twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
April 4th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You stare at someone for 40 minutes and wonder what they use in their hair and all of a sudden they think you're a weirdo. Wow
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049/ Blade Runner/ Scifi question: If Asian influence is so big in the future, why are no main characters Asian?
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Video stores make me so incredibly happy. Here, new releases, take all my money. Weeklies, you know you have my hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 13th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I log into Netflix and see a "kids" account I freak out and wonder where my kids are
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Alright, free magnet from the chemist, you win. I'll keep you but NOT for your calendar skills. It's just for your magnet.
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
ugh can't believe I got cropped out of this shot :( :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
Also, that silence that you hear from @TurnbullMalcolm about the #MuslimBan is actually a very loud statement. Don't ever forget that
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
New (half) vid until next week. Dinner Would Be Nice >> youtu.be/VYQ2o1-hZTI << pic.twitter.com/lo6ifVul4u
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
How can this still be happening abc.net.au/news/2017-10-0…
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
Some early reviews of my latest upload. Watch it here >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/ChIpycjVuv
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Australians are very eloquent pic.twitter.com/pV2tRh5dMF
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just passed the train station I use to wait at every day for 40 mins after school just to see a boy I liked. That poor boy. My poor parents.
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, final one- it is genuinely hard for some people to save and buy housing. Remember that when you complain about not being able to
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, decorative pillows just don't want you to share the bed with them
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the concern and lovely messages. Everything's ok with me, I just need to be home during that time for some family stuff. X
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
That was amazing. The tears, the sexual tension, the overall blackness and inability to stream. 10/10 said they would stream again.
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Back in my day there weren't any Youtube tutorials because none of us knew how to do anything. That's why we were on Youtube.
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
Just packed @soylent for lunch. I'm tempted to serve it next time I have guests. Prep and consumption time is ideal. "Drink. Now go home."
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
Blank space @veritasium instagram.com/p/w6Z4kepxQr/
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoy comparing a parent's love for their child with my love for my cat
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, Instagram, I get it. Fit people can wear bikinis confidently in photos. I bet deep down they're unhappy though. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT?
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Do women really drop their clothes off like they do in movies? Without screaming “TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! DON’T LOOK AT ME” Asking for a friend
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hm seems there's no reply button on all comments so I apologise if youtube is keeping our love a secret
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
About to hear @alaindebotton at the opera house! pic.twitter.com/OwPlNB8PdU
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
while waiting though, feel free to check out the little vid int I sat with @GuardianAus tinyurl.com/orrnzwz and try to ignore my sleeve
May 4th 2017
@natalietran
If we're all making big announcements pic.twitter.com/0uz9xQHrfS
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
To their credit, crazy people seem to have fantastic access to skywriters
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
Made this card for mum's bday. That night she emails: But you should try exercise. You're not fat. Soft. pic.twitter.com/zhHUotdke8
June 5th 2017
@natalietran
*adjusts pancake recipe for one serving*
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Printer, nobody has this many problems. Just chill. Be positive.
April 25th 2017
@natalietran
If anyone on my list is or knows someone opposed to interracial relationships and is based in Sydney, I'd love to interview you for a video
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Trying to scoop ice cream out of the container when my partner walks in and says, "That's the hardest I've seen you work all year"
April 16th 2017
@natalietran
It would be an honour to be catfished by you
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
So it stops, I'm sorry for calling you a waste if you drew a penis on your ballot. You're passionate and represent freedom of speech.
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
March 18th 2016
@natalietran
I'm able to realise now that I can't handle the stress of being in charge of taking the photo of the birthday person blowing out the candle.
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
Thought I was watching a terrible video review of a shoe brand. Turns out it was a foot fetish video. With that in mind, A+
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
because I'm very punctual every Wednesday pic.twitter.com/j32UYLIcAW
July 10th 2015
@natalietran
Just applied for my first credit card and got rejected. That's ok. I don't need you, banks. My mattress was FINE.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
No, I'm not apologetic and I'm not "better" than this. I don't like ALL religion. That is what I'm saying. We live in a world where it's
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
If you're flicking through films, I recently watched @PeterFoott 's The Young Offenders and *really* enjoyed it. It's on netflix au
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
when robots give you updates they spare no feelings pic.twitter.com/2XOxqsNddY
May 23rd 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FJEdjWgxkd
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NOPE"
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
When I heard a robot had killed someone today, I knew that a small percentage of my friendship circle also whispered, "The Singularity"
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
Just filming some last bits then editing then aussie upload times so new vid up later this afternoon!
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
email from mum: Skin looks better. Looks OK
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @AnniaGuiling : omfg i love nat @natalietran pic.twitter.com/8gNJhNnems
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @thedavidferrier : Hi! follow my Insta for new cartoons pretty much every day! Love, David. Instagram.com/davidferrierca… https://t.co/vQfDWL…
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
come on, pencil skirt, I’m really counting on you to turn things around for me.
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << pic.twitter.com/lZaMCoioiA
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Don't worry, @ABSCensus , I got your back. EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA, asl? #CensusFail
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
So so good pic.twitter.com/RwYvRuj1Tp
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @andrewrdn463 : @natalietran @AlboMP Naughty Asian girl - we are voting no and do not need an immature Asian girl to lecture us and swear…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
I need everyone in the frozen section of grocery stores to calm down. It takes me a while to make big decisions
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
parties are my nightmare featuring people who learned how to dance
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Can confirm that when you mistake the word 'hooker' for 'hookah' your conversation gets weird "They bribed him with… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Going to destroy some cake today. Woke up to this awesome swag too. Thanks @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/XzOJ0L3Gyi
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
once again, a big shout out to all the 9 year olds who make youtube tutorials that help me complete work projects and fix household goods
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
How Daylight Saving Should Be >> youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E << This week's vid if you missed it pic.twitter.com/zlB9QMCK6v
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
please tell him to stay strong. This was a hard time for me when I experienced it but he is still loved <3 <3 twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
This week's vid: The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << if you missed it. If not: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasssaabbiii
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : Fuck me - it's about time, Iceland! twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : 9 hours left in the #p4a fundraiser this year. Still great perks available: indiegogo.com/projects/proje…
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
Picked up a catalogue today that said: ROBOTS 20% OFF Then I cackled and went back into my cave
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Hey! Sorry still filming and editing but new vid should be up later today! Only 4 weeks late
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
I had a dream last night where I purposefully moved into the dark to trick a man into thinking I looked better. IN MY DREAM.
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @fakeedbutler : This speech (about how much we hurt asylum seekers) will literally be illegal tomorrow. Read it now. http://t.co/3PrAiu…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
New life mission: To be in a Tom Cruise action movie. I could be a background extra, I can learn martial arts. Anything. How to do this
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sydneymardigras : PASS THE BILL! Marriage equality now! Big rally planned for Sydney tomorrow at 1pm - see you there: https://t.co/oPIJ1…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Turns out it's Twitter's bday. Happy bday, Twitter. U were the 1st platfrm 2 make me panic abt charactr count n start doin this #LoveTwitter
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm learning Internet lingo so here is og @johngreen pic.twitter.com/uTXfLp7ZkH
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
RT @leerhiannon : These leaflets to be given to passengers at Syd airport. #SaveSaeed, don't deport to danger @Qantas @emirates https://t.c…
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
I spend my entire afternoons just counting down until dinner
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Today I waited in line for a cupcake and hated the person I had let myself become
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
black mirror pitch: It's 2065. Someone figures out how to hang up Skype calls without the awkward 5 seconds looking for the hang up button
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hey, look, at least you only stole all my work gear. Not the plastic bag with the chocolate egg I had been saving pic.twitter.com/cf2ulzySK4
June 17th 2016
@natalietran
Women never check out what I wear but today I carried a cupcake down the street and every head turned. I was Karlie Kloss.
July 19th 2017
@natalietran
Hugs from your best friend always feel the best. Sorry, I mean crying yourself to sleep feels the best. No, wait, I mean the worst.
September 18th 2015
@natalietran
I've exercised for 5 days now and even though I've had pizza every day, if I don't wake up looking like a VS Angel, I will kill somebody
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
projectile vomit everywhere twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
What's killing the Australian dream? twitter.com/ethics_centre/…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Current Pros for having kids. - someone to find and answer phone - someone to check door is locked - board games - transit lanes
February 8th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful evening at @Concertgebouw and such a pleasure to get to hear the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra pic.twitter.com/CdmRBpgjVV
May 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng :
April 17th 2016
@natalietran
Quick little video! This one's for my new niece >> youtu.be/TZKU8a_gWFY << You Can't Name The Baby That pic.twitter.com/GeZLRwAHQh
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
With @veritasium in Cannes. Always lovely to see you! pic.twitter.com/7bJvPWAu9G
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Any local artists to recommend? Looking for something to hang in my bedroom
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah look it was a gamble to tweet about pencils. You can't say I'm not brave
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
anyone here who has a set of caran d'ache luminance pencils? Picking between the 40 and 76 and wondering if it's worth the leap in price?
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Happy Bday to my awesome pal @ParkerNorthCa Remember when @taylorswift13 wanted to hang and we said no? Me either! pic.twitter.com/0qtKeMBzvb
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is just not being able to watch new movies by yourself
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Today my neighbour caught me ducking behind a parked car trying to avoid him. Life is mean.
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
I want the voices to go away but I also don’t want to miss out on what they say
October 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Gun Control > Condolences twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
"Going through a breakup?" "Nope. This is just what I eat."
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I look amazing in photos. PS awesome shirt! ;) sorry I stuck the stickers in the shirts on crooked if you get one :( twitter.com/JosephRusconi/…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, change that to ages 13-29. I thought up a few things
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
So thrilled a button exists for me to click when I want to continue to read a whole article because I'm so not an article tease kinda person
March 4th 2015
@natalietran
On the flight home to Sydney. Where coats don't have jobs pic.twitter.com/dS5YdUEf7B
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
I found a plane NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
New website and merch: babyiknow.com Also, new travel video > youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui… <
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
With all due respect, refugees are people not 'problems' to be 'dumped' and Australia (and the US) should be ashame… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
Thank you to two of the finest guys out there. You're all types of sweetness @thefinebros let's Live. Die. Repeat X pic.twitter.com/cu5tHvy0bA
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
Here's an interview I sat if you're keen :) smh.com.au/digital-life/d… pic.twitter.com/K6t6G8mLsa
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
If being a cat lady were a job, if be a CEO
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
Just donated and you can too twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Also just made sure I donated some to the amazing folks at OzHarvest too. Please give what you can - OzHarvest ozharvest.org/give-a-little-…
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I have nightmares about outstanding library fines
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
It's late and not so good but new vid uploading today soon! pic.twitter.com/v2WZhFnWnS
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes it's fun to look at the weather forecast. Like I'm going to go outside. Ever.
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
The air is full of spices <3 pic.twitter.com/8OdOP1mmW4
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I must have had a lot of work to avoid today because I've been on Twitter more than usual
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Fuck me. Just finished a 6 part period drama and they didn't even kiss. You can't do that to a person. Fuck marriage proposals. KISS.
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I understand disliking the idea of influencers but be consistent. Hate all celebrity. That makes sense. Otherwise why are you really upset?
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrMichaelLucas…
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to anyone affected by the earthquake in Nepal. Terrible news
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
oookayyyy theage.com.au/federal-politi…
August 2nd 2016
@natalietran
The models in posters at optometrists really give you false hope
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
After rewatching the first half hour of Pretty Woman, I've decided I'd like to be a prostitute too. That's the point of this movie, right?
November 26th 2015
@natalietran
If I were a superhero my power would be eating things well past their use-by date. Waits for Netflix to offer a deal for this idea
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
Justin Trudeau is that friend your partner will eventually leave you for. You suspect Justin's secretly evil. He must be.
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
aw two of my brides are pregnant!! I hope they send me updates... Let me film your lives
December 15th 2016
@natalietran
Had a dream I was hired for a top secret mission as an expert hacker and if I do say so myself, I was reeaaallllyyy good
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
My daily lie: Nah, this doesn't need to be ironed. Looks fine.
April 16th 2016
@natalietran
I know they're just trying to help but whenever I try to follow any yoga or pilates instructor, I call them a 'crazy bitch' pretty quickly
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
vegans in Sydney, my awesome friends at @BellyBao now have an eggplant baoger on their Friday menu! food.theaureview.com/news/belly-bao…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Made lunch from a recipe book AND finished a video script for this week. If the vid is anything like the lunch it w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to think I’m a decent person but the ads Google serves me tells me otherwise
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
haha ooft! No sleep last night but finally just hit export then I'll head to a library to upload. It's a long one! pic.twitter.com/AIV51NA4j9
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
Why put liquorice in a mix of otherwise pleasant lollies? Why? Because you're the devil?
August 16th 2017
@natalietran
At some point you just start sneezing loudly, like a full on old person you would have been disgusted by as a kid.
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hello, London instagram.com/p/yJrY2upxSq/
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for Wonder Woman. Before her I didn't have a super good looking, fit, multilingual, woman who can braid her own hair to look up to
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
A Video For People Who Skip Ads >>youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c << New Vid just in case you missed it :)
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
Today the only email I opened was a promotional one from my favourite Indian restaurant. That's work life balance.
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
My Downloads folder is just menu pdfs of places I don't go
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but uploading! pic.twitter.com/rENZAhnjAr
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
As on every Wednesday-Uploading now* *Australian upload speed applies and YES I'll go through my hair and makeup pic.twitter.com/CMnER8Nuo2
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
*I've never called myself a star. I'm a GOD A complaint was lodged. Sorry for mentioning it, I just find it a poor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 23rd 2017
@natalietran
humans
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is waiting to go to your mum's home so someone can cook you proper food again
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
"Do you want a receipt?" "Yes please. I'd also like to find it at the most random of times and not be able to find it when I need it."
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
I have a lot of “before” photos
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
I really thought I would have been caught in a broken elevator with a handsome billionaire by now
September 29th 2017
@natalietran
because look what happens twitter.com/natalietran/st…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
First love is fun and all but you lose a lot of cds and books in the end.
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
From today's protest. If you're against the way people are being treated on Manus, *COME* to the protests. Let peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I've thought about it, there probably isn't a movie about it. Video idea?
October 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Excellent. Accidentally sent a client a link to Kermit singing Rainbow Connection instead of their wedding video. youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLb…
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Again, if you're in other cities, you can check out locations here. @Drs4Refugees rallies today twitter.com/Drs4Refugees/s…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can you fall in love with someone online who you've never met? I think I just did pic.twitter.com/pLHnPR8B8v
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
It must fucking suck being a scientist and having to be big enough not to just go around saying "TOLDJA SO" twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
Lots of places you can look to donating to help send aid to those in Mexico. I just did through @DirectRelief directrelief.org/emergency/hurr…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
Our country keeps digging its heels in but it's not holding us still, it's moving us back. Come on, Australia.
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I own a handful of very ambitious underwear that will never reach their full potential
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're keen to check it out youtube.com/jodiefox Entrapenesuuuooer superstar
August 23rd 2017
@natalietran
currently eating old cake while editing photos of models
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
This is just getting ridiculous. smh.com.au/federal-politi…
February 5th 2017
@natalietran
thank you for the hugs x
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
!!!! Larry David pin and keyring!!! Pretty good. Prettty pretttyy good. Thanks robo!! pic.twitter.com/z0SnVtuBDy
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
I just had a conversation with someone and all I remember is that they had fantastic hair
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
The best thing about being an adult is you can eat lollies for breakfast! The worst part is nobody cares about you and we all die alone.
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
come over here and love me
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to track down the person who sold my mum the dress she just gave me and I'm going to tiger uppercut them.
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
How depressing would it be to see a pie chart outlining your failed high five attempts
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do people have kids? I just moaned at my mother for asking me to collect some food she made me because I told her I missed it
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
No worries, order a salad. Make everyone else feel bad
August 13th 2015
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is watching comedians and writers make fun of online series. In their online series
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
classy shop assistants don’t talk to you, you talk to them
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
One of the ways I like to kill time is deciding which Christmas card to buy someone to throw out immediately after I leave their house
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Don't let people make you feel bad about who you are. I don't and I have no friends now.
April 8th 2017
@natalietran
Of course you like banana bread. Everybody likes cake.
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
My #TeenChoice for #ChoiceWebStarMale is @realDonaldTrump
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I don't understand, I've been complaining a lot and have checked it out in the mirror twice. Why isn't my pimple gone?
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
I have the shoe collection of a much older, less mobile woman
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's a co-production and it makes sense to cast a western star to widen the appeal- it's been done the other way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm that woman in the grocery store comparing identical bread loaves who looks like she's had a rough time
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
If I could go back and tell my younger self once piece of useful advice I probably wouldn’t. I was a massive loser who couldn't be saved.
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
whaaat? Uploading today!
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! What Do People Do With Photos of Food? 》 youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q 《
June 11th 2015
@natalietran
headed back to NY. Any recs for a cheapish hotel with rooms big enough to film?* hard to film while travelling *filming with clothes on
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Wow, how crazy is the US! Imagine having a government so racist, homophobic, and inhumane. Oh wait....
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ScreenAustralia : Applications close on Thursday for our new Skip Ahead film and TV development workshop - Get 'em in! https://t.co/yG5L…
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
anybody here working on or know anybody working on Alien: Covenant in Sydney?
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
I made my niece a CD and she had no idea what it was. Next gift: CD player
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : The super secret ops that nobody can talk about: No reporting on Asio operations when even the watchdog won't talk https://t…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
scariest episode of black mirror so far
July 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I could crack my own back I'd never need to see another person again
August 21st 2015
@natalietran
if you're interested twitter.com/pond5/status/6…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/CzpA7JFRdR
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
meals are just an excuse for a side of fries
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I have barely made a dent in my workload which means it’s time to online stalk couples who’s weddings I’ve filmed to see how they are
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel vid! This time in Austin >> youtu.be/izmAZrUABqE << Watch me eat a donut that will make your heart stop
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
The wider her hat, the more unapproachable she is
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…
February 6th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rip my brain out of my head
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
If you missed it, I threw a bbq to celebrate 10 years and this is how it went >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/hkOoXpSIXc
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I am acutely aware you find these tweets funny because I am not sexy. It hurts a little. Just kidding. Sexy people have no feelings.
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so sick of getting standing ovations
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, in my mind learning how to rollerblade would really help my life get to where it needs to be so I stop crying all the time
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
my postman sees me in my underwear more than we'd both like
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
It’s ok, I’ll sit out the cheers. It’s never been worth finding a glass. Never
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
my second virginity to whoever can invent a hug where you don't have to touch the other person
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
why do they keep cropping me out of photos? :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, yes, I understand it's a safety thing but it's not illegal and I don't think people should believe that. Food wastage is not good
February 21st 2015
@natalietran
touching visit to Bastogne and the war museum today and then ending the night in Luxembourg pic.twitter.com/Vhr3NvbTzq
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
I'm sorry for having said mansplaining. It must be awful to have people judge you because of your gender. I'm sorry.
August 8th 2014
@natalietran
Nothing gives me more pleasure than blocking the sun from someone bathing in it. Nothing.
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
ok, back to my own nightmare of a government
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, website, time out. I’m too cheap to buy anything anyway.
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm waiting to see a @richardbranson quote that talks about how lying in bed and eating m&ms lead to his success *crosses fingers*
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
I've never run a marathon but I have checked my voicemail
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
I'm always upset when I think about what title or label a reality show would give me. None of the options look good
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
People who want to do more than just eat hot chips in the sun are out of my league
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, @telltalegames . Chapter 1 WalkingDead 2 and I'm already so stressed I can't eat my calzone while playing. pic.twitter.com/r3BlqEOr2y
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I hear people say, "you just have to KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. Never stop uploading!" I'm fairly certain someone out there dies
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying to comments on my last video for the next hour if you hop on now *May type with two fingers
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
All I wanted 18 years ago was to be on the Spice Girls bus. Not much has changed
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
. @RowanJones_ and I have been packing tiny tokens of thanks for some of you coming today! Can't wait to meetyou x pic.twitter.com/ordeiSp9Xg
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Ryan Reynold's relationship with Blake Lively is so sweet. It reminds me of my own relationship with Blake Lively.
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
what a fun and amazing day! Especially the part where @BethanyMota forced @davidblaine into the water for 10 minutes twitter.com/tyleroakley/st…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I like how I say "I'm not hungry but I could eat" like it's hard
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Rallies for Refugees happening on Sunday twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
Kingsman comes out tomorrow! So excited @mrmarkmillar !
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : We have certainly encountered a puzzling conundrum with @natalietran #YTFF goo.gl/Ey0mjU pic.twitter.com/8yAgIS2z43
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Then I'm a very unhappy person Happy people make their spouses healthier ti.me/2dtAIH7
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
" @RowanJones_ : @natalietran read the room facebook" Sorry, can't hear you because I was in one photo with my head cropped off
December 19th 2016
@natalietran
I give a lot more double thumbs up to people as I get older
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Tell an angry person they have a voice like silk
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Natalie, if you could have dinner with ANYBODY who would it be?" "Nobody" "..." "Elvis" "..." "Second Interview?" "We'll let you know"
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
YT filtering LGBTQ vids in restricted mode is absurd. A filter isn't going to help the people who would use it to hide LGBTQ. Nothing will.
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
Must Contain One Uppercase Letter >> youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ << This week's video if you missed it. If you didn't, you really...
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through my donation and you can too! Well done to the amazing team and all their helpers at @ASRC1 … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 8th 2017
@natalietran
not sure if I hate myself but I do own a cat
July 2nd 2017
@natalietran
rosebud!; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !;: And all I did was buy furniture. Aim higher, nat. Aim higher.
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : One of my favorite Seinfeld characters is The Soup Alt-Right Guy
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
Support the Yes vote by going to #yesfestau! 29th of October! Profits go to @amequality #marriageequality bit.ly/2yM9QLB
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it, New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks.
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'll stop tweeting about Elvis soon youtube.com/watch?v=JPts9H… <3 oh my god
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Any White Male/ Asian Female couples in Sydney who would be keen to be filmed for a documentary? All ages Email natalietylertran@gmail.com
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I went home and changed after. It was a poor plan.
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so fucking tired of not having enough pictures of luxury resorts in my feed
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Ok, 2017 diary, I promise that YOU will be the diary I don't abandon
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
one of the places they filmed the bbc version of pride and prejudice! Be careful. This photo is an aphrodisiac pic.twitter.com/nMz6NGxtWZ
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh, Mr. Darcy... you are handsome enough to tempt me #prideandprejudicejoke pic.twitter.com/fBLmnoYJW0
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049 tomorrow! One of my favourite email so far has been one that just tells me the cinema and sessio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
Well, I don't know if it's the no sleep, the amount of sodium I ate yesterday, or the music, but this video got wei… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Seriously though, hats off to all the cast and crew behind @GoodGameTV It's a real shame to see @ABCTV let this slip. Will be missed X
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Oxfam : Earthquake in #Nepal - Oxfam is there, please help us save lives oxf.am/ZMQR #NepalQuake pic.twitter.com/quTocyp9qj
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
No, you don't look up to me. I am young and hip and unpredictable. We are like best friends of the same age and everyone want to date us.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, ramblings from fb, but this is something we should be able to talk about simply. facebook.com/doctors4refuge… pic.twitter.com/WQLIb4fwpo
July 17th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << << Just in case you missed it. You know, cause it was ... yeah
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
When do you ever go up to the birthday card section and not feel like you're picking the least awful card?
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
trying to replace some of our stolen stuff but dollar's a bit nuts. Anybody edit vid on non mac laptops? long projects on premiere. recs?
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
she drowned in a sea of internet tabs
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring pic.twitter.com/yB175tceOa
October 6th 2016
@natalietran
My sister gave me a sticker book as a joke. My niece asked to use some. I said sure. Then I went home and peeled them off and put them back.
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You try to tell someone all about your day and they just ask you to move aside so they can please serve other customers in the line
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel these two points summarise my entire life. And achievements. Thanks, Wikipedia twitter.com/Tokohoshi/stat…
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't know what this program is that everyone uses to do that black line but black line "omg" back at you! twitter.com/JulienSolomita…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Two wrongs don't make a right but it feels better than thinking about it forever and dying wishing you'd told that bitch to go jump.
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Getting so emotional watching the very funny @IISuperwomanII being amazingly hilarious on stage. Go funny. Go women. pic.twitter.com/jPjdQt0Smy
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
The things that we two could plan
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
Just putting the finishing touches on it now! pic.twitter.com/4tz712UDeo
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
estimated income of two US household incomes on an episode of your WEB show and weeks to edit ONE episode and you don’t have the monetary
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : We hit $250,000 on projectforawesome.com/donate! We still have another $100,000 to raise by noon tomorrow to get the full @Saveth…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
In good news, I've been told a lot lately to stick to being a comedian. Nobody has ever called me a comedian before. #blessed
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton, you are a disgusting person. Shame on you
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
My favourite part of any Youtube tutorial is the part where I scream "IT DIDN'T WORK??" at the screen
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
Happy Vegan Day! Being vegetarian's been swell but today I'm switching to a vegan diet. Diet first then with new purchases once
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
whoever invented the personal night lights on planes is an alien
May 20th 2017
@natalietran
My friend Andrew runs Zedtown which is like a zombie video game in real life. If you're in Syd or Melb check it out… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 22nd 2015
@natalietran
whenever I scroll through different Fonts I feel like a King surveying his court jesters “Go on, impress me. Show me what you can do”
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Person: I like liquorice Society: burn them. They are a witch.
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
New favourite hobby: Buying people better presents than their partners
August 10th 2016
@natalietran
You won this time, liquid eyeliner, but one day... one day.
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Yeah ok, laugh when I tell you I just want to live in a cave by myself. Laugh like it's a joke.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just realised twitter is the comments section :( ... :) ... :(
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
... because I keep waking up to emails about this day after day, year after year pic.twitter.com/pHahqhD6h0
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Ain't nothing like some good old human trafficking twitter.com/smh/status/833…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait to see this film! If you can, go out and support it! twitter.com/HarryShumJr/st…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
#BlackMirror episode where I find out what half the notification icons on my phone mean.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here's an "ad" sent to me by @AAMI FOR A CAR MY PARTNER OWNS (NOT ME) that looks EXACTLY like a bill. This is a poo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, mirror. In my head I looked a lot better than this
August 15th 2015
@natalietran
Doing a puzzle at 12.15am watching 30 rock. Then they make a joke about people doing puzzles in their time off pic.twitter.com/3nU0H1Gnyj
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
So far places on the list I'm visiting include London, Amsterdam, Vienna, Prague, and Berlin, but very open to recommendations
May 13th 2015
@natalietran
About to leave again and for once, I think my cat will miss me pic.twitter.com/YsPJmWTwWP
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
just let me warm my feet under you
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
I have the diet of a very unhappy man who the neighbours wish would leave because he doesn't look after his lawn and is always in a singlet
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
November 12th 2016
@natalietran
I've never robbed a bank but I've sat in a car parked illegally while waiting for someone and I think it feels the same
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I pretend to be writing down a phone number while on the phone, I commend myself on my fantastic acting skills.
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
One day I’d like to be the kind of person who other people photograph in black and white
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to try @soylent ! It makes me feel like I'm in the future pic.twitter.com/Z6YV3zY10P
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I want a whole screen dedicated to @AndrewGaze10 at every @SydneyKings game <3 pic.twitter.com/kWAsjcA48g
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
too wonderful to get to meet some of you at @YouTubeFanFest ! Thanks so much for coming and to @Jenna_Marbles and @ConnorFranta for our seg x
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < The Cake Cutter pic.twitter.com/pOzo2xuocp
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
Would Hillary have fired you? I don't know. What do you think about not knowing. I. don't. know.
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Just watched an episode of Extreme Couponing. America, just based off your couponing system, you're fucked. You're all fucked.
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
I prefer to take all my life advice from the quotes attractive people post.
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
Toast: the dinner you eat when your partner is away
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
To those who drew a penis on their ballots and are proud of it, you're a waste of time. People fight to be able to vote. You're a waste.
June 25th 2015
@natalietran
new vid 》youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA 《 It's ok. I'm her PG. If you missed it !
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
... meanwhile in Australia twitter.com/political_aler…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Batman is taking a long time to crash this lunch
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
Happy international womens day pic.twitter.com/7QjmWBhtxJ
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like this and know it's a joke about Trump... but I feel that card twitter.com/studioexec1/st…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
I eat like I hate myself when I'm home alone
November 20th 2015
@natalietran
cya, China and HK. Sorry to the girl in HK wearing my shirt who I screamed at. You didn't turn around. That's cool pic.twitter.com/GP19BCFLNq
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry they're a bit late but sending out the p4a pics today from aus. Thanks if you got one. X instagram.com/p/xvOTfMJxTy/
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
YES, I UNDERSTAND THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND RELIGION. My point is I don't like that that excuse even exists.
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
I work on my high fives constantly in case I become a pro basketball player
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Do you sell chains for reading glasses?" "We do! Is this for a parent?" "Sure. Why not."
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
fair enough twitter.com/NealBTomlinson…
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
and when I say stuff I mean baby photos. Because that's the best I looked igg.me/at/p4a2014
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I hope Tony's mother is near the bar because she's Tony's mother
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I don't watch Game of Thrones but was the last ep as scary and gross as watching Scott Morrison talk on the abc coverage?
May 21st 2017
@natalietran
a kookaburra stole my biscuit
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want a kid but then I remember I can't have anyone hanging around seeing how little I achieve in a day
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
aw guys, come on! How can you not know what video stores are? The amount of boys behind video store counters I've fallen in love with...
March 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Lads mags be crazy these days pic.twitter.com/aLUaMpwYKJ
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody will ever know who you are so well that they can correctly prepare vegemite on toast for you
January 1st 2016
@natalietran
Happy New Year! Since everyone's doing it, here's my top 9 of 2015 Hope you're all happy x pic.twitter.com/Voxn70dNRS
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Yay our #ASRCTelethon is trending, all organic baby!!! Call 1300 692 772 and #donate for #Worldrefugeeday2017 https://t.co/ow0w…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
David's stuff always makes me smile twitter.com/thedavidferrie…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
need friends who are ok to just lie in bed and watch the pride and prejudice miniseries with me until we die
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I even creeped outside the bennet home and breathed heavily. Just kidding, I masturbated softly. They didn't let p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
It seems if you play one song on repeat for three hours, people working near you will get a little irritated?
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RichardDawkins : Last night I had two dreams about an old colleague whom I’d never dreamed of before. I awoke to find that he had not di…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry there hasn't been a new video, I'll work on one as soon as possible. I'll also exercise, be a better person, and eat healthier.
November 6th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Must Contain One Uppercase Letter Watch it here > youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ < pic.twitter.com/45iYhtYDtm
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
A tad under the weather this week. Darn cold. Would it be ok if I uploaded snippets from my talk about Asians in Media instead?
January 17th 2017
@natalietran
I feel so sick but all I’ve eaten today is ice cream
August 28th 2016
@natalietran
Clothes tags showing. The enemy of looking like you have your shit together.
January 31st 2016
@natalietran
Listen, GPS, we aren't all ballers. Avoid toll roads unless we're in the car with someone we need to impress.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
You can be against offshore processing AND still care about Australia. They'd prefer you to believe it's invasion vs cruelty and it's not.
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
iquwhdasda21fjsn housing is expensive. Its pricing has increased at a rate higher than income. BUT STOP EATING BRUNCH ANYWAY. Just. Stop.
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
"Which tv show do you want to watch?" "Any." browse for 2 hours "It's late. We should sleep" repeat until death.
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I'm getting really tired of being stopped in the street and asked if I'm Eva Mendes
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
votes by terrified idiots impressed by this stunt > every terrible consequence that comes along with this kind of behaviour #borderforce
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
uploading!
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
Why do 17 year olds look like models now? At your age I wore bright coloured tracksuits from Target with the words "GIRL FUN LAUGH" on them.
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
new vid up later today! Also, here's a gift I was given "Ohmygosh how did you know?!" "I saw your search history." pic.twitter.com/mjTKd25iLq
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
YEAH, everyone. It's Good to see our Government is taking its cues from One Nation. It's GREAT. Our future looks GO… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jenanmoussa : There is no tragedy in life like the death of ur kids. Syrian dad says farewell to Aya & Ahmad who suffocated in yesterday…
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
wonderful!
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's that time of the night where I start googling recipes for desserts you can make with minimal ingredients preferably in the microwave
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever a recipe asks me to "stir occasionally" I get so stressed I feel like I need to quit my job and monitor the pot full time
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
At the #papertowns premiere! Luckily no height difference between me and @caradelevingne pic.twitter.com/r99NGsSBz7
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
October 12th 2016
@natalietran
Just gutless. Come on, @mikebairdMP ! No reversing on good decisions!
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
haha. ... What? Border Force to check visas on Melbourne's streets abc.net.au/news/2015-08-2… via @ABCNews
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Guess who got the other and also loves it ;) #blessed twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
Hopped online to answer work emails. Blinked. An hour passed and I just watched all of Britney's early music videos. Fuck you, Internet
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
I'm at the point now where I travel and think things like, "my cat would have loved this" I guess it's all over for me
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
you show me a woman who doesn't have a really pretty notebook she's had for at least 5 years somewhere in her house
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Teddy, ask me. Forget Josephine. pic.twitter.com/0uaA7P1eYi
April 17th 2015
@natalietran
A big part of me hopes that the guys at Customs at the airport are actually just checking your page out on Facebook
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait, do you have to kill the lemmings in this scenario? No. NO. What the frak is this brutal game? LEAVE NO MAN BE… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! A few snippets from my talk on Asians in Media >> youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw << bit different but perhaps you're interested
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
great twitter.com/Yassir_Lester/…
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
hopefully I'll scratch off all of my face
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I asked a teenager what dabbing was. They explained what it meant, laughed when I tried it, then I killed everybody.
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
latter garbage in a wildly unfair competition. One ep of CCGC is estimated to cost 100k. When you have the luxury to spend more than the
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
75% of my evenings is spent trying to find the tv remote
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
No more Justin Bieber on @f1 coverage please. Just stop. You're mean enough to fans of the sport. We don't need that.
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
re-gifting pic.twitter.com/P7qzcG1qdT
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : Peaceful protest continues today in #Manus prison. You have no right to cut power & water on 900 ppl who've been tortu…
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
I guess stock photos of people building a wall weren't good enough? twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…
September 17th 2015
@natalietran
pretty stoked @AmiYamato is wearing one of my shirts. I asked her to change in front of the webcam for me but no go pic.twitter.com/QYgX20MBXy
April 15th 2016
@natalietran
I'd be a terrible mother. I buy one new sweater and it's all I wear for the next month. All my other sweaters are dead to me.
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
My dad watched BIG but missed the beginning. He told us, "BIG was a great movie but I don't understand why he turned into a boy in the end?"
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
can't stop listening to this pic.twitter.com/GWzqnTCXgO
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
hello, buttercup pic.twitter.com/yxyZCDx3EO
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < This week's vid if you missed it
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
I guess I now clap my hands when I dance. It's like someone installed a shitty update and didn't tell me.
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
shame on you twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I thought evil twins always ate each other in the womb or something pic.twitter.com/AyPRUlCFvP
April 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @ThelmaIlianaM : @natalietran it's gonna be a good month! pic.twitter.com/Jl54ToI6RS
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
PayPal is the friend you make check the house after you hear a noise
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @figgled : If I had $40 million I would definitely spend it by mailing out little cards asking the public if they think gay people are hu…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Just had some No campaigners at my door and I haven't even died and been sent to hell yet.
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
Oh awesome. A good news day
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, hair conditioner, I'm looking at you to really turn things around for me
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
haven't used stuff like this in many years but any recommendations for software for notating etc? @AvidSibelius , @finaleofficial others?
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
Finished a script! All it took was three packets of biscuits and a lot of tv breaks. Filming today for upload tomor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
*28-29 I've been OK
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I've never time travelled but I've listened to a someone try to explain snapchat to me
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That dating episode of Master of None... stop using apps that reduce people to a few pictures and place emphasis on looks. Put in effort.
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Australia. The country having a postal vote to decide if gay people should have rights. How is this happening
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
Such love on one side of the news contrasted by such hate on the other. Devastating news about the attacks. Just heartbreaking awful.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
. @ABCTV I would like to pitch a new show where I play just The Sims 1 with all the old crew from @GoodGameTV rosebudrosebudrosebudrosebud
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
A vid I made with @CommBank about mateship for Aussie of The Year Awards #sponsored #butimstilljennyfromtheblock youtu.be/7FeoyvBelr0
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Ok, that's the last hairdressing joke I have. I'll have more in 4-6 weeks. Don't book it in, I'll call or something.
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
I missed Paris. Just arrived and saw a man in a striped sweater with red scarf on cycling with a baguette. You can't write these things.
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney rally tomorrow at 1pm Town Hall pic.twitter.com/S4PoZXsWSH
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
Taking online tests to tell you about yourself tells me a lot about you too
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
haha good work @wongfupro youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
On one hand, I'm thrilled to be eligible for my free 10th meal. On the other hand, I just started eating here last week
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to post your vote! pic.twitter.com/B8y45BrTGQ
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I would rather go to jail than fill out a tax return
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Looks like I'll need someone to re-enact f1 races for me from now on
December 12th 2014
@natalietran
Store open again! babyiknow.com Apologies but I'm bound to stuff things up at LEAST once* *once means more pic.twitter.com/rp0kkEyeiC
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
woot! Shirts and posters arrived today so keep an eye out for them at #YTFF if you're there! Tickets: goo.gl/LLD7NU pics soon
November 13th 2015
@natalietran
Want to scare someone? Next time they say, "let's catch up some time" reply with, "when? I'm free all the time." and just wait.
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
sorry again. Away for another 10 days and then back into videos. I know, you've been really upset. It's ok. *holds you close* I miss you
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
Happy New Year! May your 2017 be filled with awkward touches, accidental instagram likes, poorly reheated food, and lots of love
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Please stop mansplaining Blade Runner to me. I understand what a scifi is. I know that they're creating a dystopia where Asia is a force...
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Remember when horses died after this race and everybody was sad? Remember when people hated the new casino? Anyway, enjoy Melbourne Cup
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sorry for the weird question but do you guys think it's OK to drop communitychannel and change my channel to natalie tran? cc would go away
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
favourite tweet? twitter.com/cher/status/80…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
tag a friend who tag viral social media
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Meet some of the 37 babies facing homelessness and hunger as Dutton & Turnbull try to starve families to go back to Nauru. http…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Definitely time to join the boycotting of Wilson Security abc.net.au/news/2016-07-0…
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
shhh. sleep. *brushes your hair away from your face as you sleep* twitter.com/molokojuice/st…
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I don't know much about boxing but did everyone just watch someone who is serial batterer of women? What?
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I have so many bad things to say about religion and the fact that religion is being used as a wall to hide behind when voting No is so sad
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
PS Tony has told us supporting people smugglers funds terrorism. Tony supports people smugglers. Therefore...
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
on a plane doing my insane antibacterial wipe down routine when I hear someone ask if I'm communitychannel. Awesome pic.twitter.com/0gQC7Ps2HF
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
just donated to people seeking asylum living in Aus who will now be cut off from food and accom. You can too:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
To be fair, my parents don't drink coffee out, eat brunch or line up for gelato. They came here at 40 with no money... and saved for a house
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, new shirt. Make me feel better about myself. Change everything.
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I don't remember lemmings being this emotional. How did I play this as a child? NO.
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
<3 When I grow up I want to be CJ Cregg twitter.com/AllisonBJanney…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
What has happened is a barbaric disregard for the basics of humanity and the right of every child. Utterly heartbreaking #PeshawarAttack
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
heartbreaking art created by the residents in waterloo welivehere2017.com.au pic.twitter.com/qr9sgCvC67
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine watching the fight and then thinking about how the same man has punched a mother in front of her children
May 26th 2016
@natalietran
While I was in London I got to spend time with @AmiYamato youtube.com/watch?v=mQy73g… Miss you, Ami!
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
casual photo we took on a beautiful walk in the mountains #blessed #messyhairdontcare pic.twitter.com/NWFNKOFIzM
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
absolutely gutted that I'm not taking you all to see 50 shades today
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but new vid uploading. *Australian upload speeds apply pic.twitter.com/xCo4gUwHEF
November 17th 2016
@natalietran
getting older is accepting that you won't figure out what some notifications on your phone mean
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The hair elastic is a woman's watch
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
At a show last night Host: Just so you know, sometimes they like to pull out audience members to participate Me: *throws grenade*
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << New video if you missed it pic.twitter.com/OEgOCtMyBS
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
. @Qantas @emirates Please intervene to help #SaveSaeed twitter.com/leerhiannon/st…
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
sext. Is this how it works?
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Flash Player: Nothing in my life is up to date. Please, just stop bullying me.
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
My sister sent my mum a meme and the amount of explaining I've had to do since is becoming unreasonable. And I love her a lot.
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're interested youtu.be/oB4993b4gew She's an entrepreneuierixer superstar
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
a terrible tragedy that extremists use violence for their insane religious beliefs but it's WRONG to condemn religion. Okay.
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Bring them here Town hall if you're in the area pic.twitter.com/CNXGX3S2iJ
May 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Went up to Nevada Falls at Yosemite. Be still my unfit heart pic.twitter.com/uMe5SVQs6u
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
If I could tell my younger self one thing it would be that one day while watching The Love Boat they'll say,"ANOTHER jewel thief?" out loud
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a sign you’re getting old when you get tired and confused after watching a music video?
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
In lieu of a vid enjoy this notification I got for my last one. I think the exclamation mark is a little harsh pic.twitter.com/6sSp7EG2fB
April 5th 2016
@natalietran
Show me a man with good handwriting
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
Remember wanting to make things? Now I just want to watch action movies with dad, eat chips with my nieces, and never check emails again.
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the biggest barrier to my becoming an entrepreneur is that I have to google how to spell it
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : We're back in the AAT for the final day of our FOI asylum seeker turn back case - some details here theguardian.com/australia-news…
May 18th 2015
@natalietran
ordering @Vegemite online at 2am because I'm that upset I forgot to pack it
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
The last thing I want to do is to deeply upset people so I'll take it all down. I stand by how I feel about religion. Peace to all.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Are you asking if we read the news? America, you're so fucked. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I love when people suggest men of fighting age shouldn't be refugees. Think of anybody you love and wish them into a place of danger.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @MissKwigglett : @natalietran depends, did you make your top 8 ten years ago, or have you secretly been really into MySpace and JUST made…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Had a haircut today. Almost nailed the "don't look interested in products they put in front of you" look But I was interested I'M ONLY HUMAN
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
Today I got held at customs while two people analysed the mole on my nose. Good times.
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
I hate whe you get a haircut and it doesn't completely transform your face into a new one
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
"what else did we need to get?" "ice blocks and chocol-" "toothpaste" "toothpaste"
May 28th 2015
@natalietran
Seeing U2 in concert! Behind who I am sure is the only guy in this stadium- no wait, any stadium, wearing a top hat pic.twitter.com/0ct5l9mpTO
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry my video will be late this week. I've got a flu because I'm an Aussie in England and I don't know how people live when it's so cold :(
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
whelp pic.twitter.com/Du0XAvNysz
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : We are truly heartbroken to tell you that another #refugee has died on #Manus Island. #EvacuateNow
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Why do people point out that we already asked each other how we were? I don't care. It's obvious neither of us are committed to this
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
The Last of Us 2 trailer is out but @RowanJones_ can't convince me to play more of the first. Sucks to be him youtu.be/Z80x55EUXAw
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/6Y35lL10dq
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << This week's new vid in case you missed it. pic.twitter.com/FEVKAWMqJM
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
If I'm ever single again I'm going to go to the closest shopping plaza, find a man in a demo massage chair, and accept he's probably my type
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the intention of an attractive, redheaded assistant in a tv show with whom you share lots of witty banter
October 17th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I'd be worried about in a zombie world? Losing my hair tie. Lots of hair tie raids in my squad
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
My parents came here by boat. Glad they got in early. twitter.com/smh/status/792…
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
Being Australian is offending someone from overseas with a joke
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
video chat with mum Mum: Can you see me? Me: yup! Can you see me? Mum: no Me: Oh, let me try again Mum: It's ok. I don't care if I see you
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
Facebook Memories is like that crazy relative who remembers and brings up weird things from the past.
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
My work life is trying to figure out how to avoid emails from Dropbox
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
. @margaretcho is in town soon and here's where you can get tickets twitter.com/margaretcho/st…
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how much funnier I find cat videos now and how much I prefer watching them to going outside
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
Just hearing people outside my window makes me irritated. I know what kind of old person I'm going to be
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
I wear too much tv merch to be OK
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
throwback to two of the Finest men buying me ice cream and moustache stickers <3 @thefinebros pic.twitter.com/H1vP84Cv5I
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k… <<
September 16th 2017
@natalietran
me: Your ex girlfriend looks so pretty in photos. What make up did she wear? partner: None? me: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
4 yo niece: Why do you wear makeup? me: Honestly, for me perhaps self esteem... niece: Your self esteem is a different colour to your face
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so easy to care and listen to other people’s problems when they’re really attractive and paying you attention.
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know how to use makeup brushes but I know it's not the way I use them
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I got shown how to do a real sit-up. NOPE
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know what it means when people online call you 'mum' but I don't like it. Stop.
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Tried on a jacket my friend has that looks stunning on her. It looked so terrible on me the sales assistant started covering me with scarves
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
anyone here have access to a skywriter? Can we put a more positive message up in the sky today?
July 6th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTubeHits : We have @natalietran on the show tonight!!! We're asking about that awkward time she met @shanedawson ^_^ http://t.co/5vHN…
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
all my friends are having babies and I ate cookies for breakfast
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cancels tickets to toronto* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 26th 2014
@natalietran
There is an endless list of terrible things I would rather do than listen to someone tell me about my tax
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
To be fair, if I became president I’d also introduce a crazy ban.⁰Nobody funnier or prettier than me allowed. All men must also grow beards
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
every two years I like to call my partner up from an optometrist, distressed, asking him which frames I should buy
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VP : All marriages at their root are about love. In America, our laws now recognize that simple truth. #LoveWins today & we couldn't be …
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I can deal with a lot of things but when I know my cat can hear me talking to her and she ignores me, it really hurts
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to learn how to braid and then everybody I know is going to let me braid their hair.
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
It makes me uncomfortable if you were born in the 90s
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
How I learn about the internet pic.twitter.com/JpNGKVyz05
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
* GOD not STAR * complaint was made * I also tweet about eating donuts * complaining about complaining on social me… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Want to get attention from your partner? Message them pictures of your cat nonstop until they write back "PLEASE STOP. AT WORK."
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
at some point, everybody goes through a loyalty points addiction
September 1st 2015
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be at @YouTubeFanFest in Sydney next week if you want to come by and make awkward eye contact. Tickets : goo.gl/LLD7NU
May 15th 2015
@natalietran
had such a great first day at @eg today. Thanks for having me along again and can't wait for the rest of it!
November 29th 2016
@natalietran
You can't stand in someone's kitchen without having to ask "Where's your bin?" Stop hiding your bins
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! No Wound >> youtube.com/watch?v=Du5fNU… << Because no wound? No pain.
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Automatic Out of Office emails are strange. If I had one it would just say "CYA L8R SUCKA. If this is urgent please email emma@office.com"
March 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I took 492 selfies but unfortunately they all looked like me
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
For anyone who saw my private french man video (what a sentence) this is the effort I expect from you pic.twitter.com/5wpZ3yQ9a3
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
High and mighty? If you suffered blackouts and falls would you hope for adequate medical attention during that time… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Can people stop writing articles about celebs/women showing off their trim bodies? Maybe they're just wearing clothes. And you're an idiot.
October 24th 2016
@natalietran
Best season of Black Mirror so far. Thanks @charltonbrooker for 6 fantastic films!
July 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sad to be missing @vidcon and all the amazing premieres happening there. It'll be my bday though so pretend that's why you're all there!
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If your partner always leaves you the crusts of bread, does that mean they don't love you? pic.twitter.com/e2Q4Kng25Y
January 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Being English like a boss. Had afternoon tea at @ClaridgesHotel . Tempted to do it again pic.twitter.com/fQoW1qPJPY
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be answering comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you want to pop by youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Fair enough " @MBCraig57 : @YouTube @natalietran I am pretty sure retweeting an older video doesn't count as putting up one this week.... "
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is just forgetting how to spell most words.
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
s, we are thinking of you. all of our love. pic.twitter.com/I08R687vJu
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
I can't speak for others but I'm right
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
The way people write on the internet has me shook?
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
I want to prove Netflix wrong when it predicts I won't like a film. Then I remember it told me I'd hate Indecent Proposal. And it was right.
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Lunar New Year lunch with mum and dad at which mum fulfilled my request for the very traditional dish of hash browns pic.twitter.com/DT5AePJiTw
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, I just really want to have a baby. And then have someone come and look after it most of the time. Maybe I just want to hold one.
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Nothing came up under Play School Host
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
and thanks for the yt bday wishes! 9 years old! Ooft.
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
I watch tv shows like it's my job and I really want that promotion.
August 9th 2017
@natalietran
Today I had a fight with the man at the convenience store about using my own jar for a slurpee. So you know, things are going well for me.
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
I am worth instant packet pasta
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
In Amsterdam and so far it's delightful
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how many other unhappy people are checking their local supermarket's opening times online right now
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Spoon and watch movies with me until the neighbour's kids start folk stories about us.
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @baeoflight : if you're supposedly a Yes voter and a single text message has you pissed...well fuck, idk what to tell you about WHAT IT'S…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
there were many moments making the next vid that made me think it was too weird to upload (hence the gap) this is one pic.twitter.com/qXaWK2Sb9L
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
Come here and teach me things
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Let's eat junk food and watch movies together until they find us, eaten by wolves.
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
client: I think you forget to log out of our yt account me: Can you see viewing history? client: yes me: :(
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << No Plans On New Years Eve? How To (not) Celebrate pic.twitter.com/aq605Uri22
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
This week's vid is up tomorrow for Aussie Xmas! Sorry for delay but make sure you watch tomorrow instead of spending time with your family X
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
New Video: New Year's Resolution Police >> youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm… << pic.twitter.com/xOGk2JXUCG
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Pure bliss. @Vegemite on toast and had a lamington with tea. I've missed you, Australia
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, running late but new vid will be up later today pic.twitter.com/aXrD4Sh1nS
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
We may not be on this earth for a reason but today I woke up knowing I was going to smash a donut
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
I'm a very nonviolent person but when people witness me run I do wish death upon them
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/jCxywBC5YL
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
My niece likes when there's "two nats" in my videos and asked if we could make one with two of her. So here it is amp.twimg.com/v/ce7326fe-5a6…
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I get so stressed by how confident kids get when I put them on my shoulders. Stop moving so much. No Really I. Will. Drop. You.
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
Well, midnight, here we are again. You, me, and that work I didn't do earlier.
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
and if a fucking ad for lamb is trying to equate genocidal colonialists with immigrants, there's obviously a problem with the date.
December 25th 2014
@natalietran
eating Ferrero Rochers like a rich bitch
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, bro pic.twitter.com/BVbm9uoQ5f
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Tunisia tourist resort attack leaves 28 dead u.afp.com/ZJ3q
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TheAVClub : This man wanted to be on Ellen so bad he built his own set and hired an Ellen look-alike trib.al/0XzbAXx https://t.c…
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Poor man but what a legend for refusing. Beheaded Syrian scholar refused to lead Isis to hidden Palmyra antiquities gu.com/p/4bj9d/stw
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Owning a drone has really helped me feel even better at being bad at being cool
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Dallas Buyers Club judgment: Internet providers must hand over customer details, court rules mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-0… via @abcnews
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/yz2iWPAMxk
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << watch, rewatch, shower to feel better, then tell your friends it changed your life.
August 30th 2016
@natalietran
I hope this works pic.twitter.com/04KYcOAxy0
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Woot @johngreen Can't wait. @PaperTownsMovie pic.twitter.com/Dnf7HNWdSh
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
Strapping bombs to children... I've tried to remain indifferent towards religion but it's getting incredibly hard to remain that way
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
:( cats pic.twitter.com/maYBfrTp81
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely feedback, guys. X
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
What's the equivalent of a barber for women? Somewhere I can sit in a line with school kids and get my hair cut in 5 minutes?
November 30th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I feel like time is running out for me to become a successful 25 year old millionaire :( :( :(
November 27th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw a 13 year old do a throw back photo to when she was 7. Cya later, Internet. Today's been rough.
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Always just outside the baklava delivery zone.
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody really knows which switch turns on which light in their house
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FeralCrone : 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to a…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Interesting kickstarter project: the @artiphon - a new instrument that replicates/combines a few traditional ones kickstarter.com/projects/artip…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I guess it's time to get those prescription sunnies pic.twitter.com/lXRs75W6Ef
June 17th 2017
@natalietran
The word 'influencer' and the way people use it makes me want to vomit
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Recommendations for wide curved monitor for sim racing?
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Drs4Refugees : When the excitement of a political agenda overrides proper planning. Shame on Chris Bowen who put this wretched... https:…
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Really excited to be going to @vidcon this year! I'm going to have a shower and everything! twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
March 17th 2015
@natalietran
Usually when that red spelllcheck line appears I think, "yeah, that was a long shot" Then spellcheck suggestions says, "I got nothing, man"
December 15th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoyed the email saying "we know you love INDIAN food"
December 11th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long term relationship is sending dirty pictures to your partner and having him reply with: Don't send pics. Dangerous.
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
To my fellow tanned Australians, don't worry. The Border Force will be easy to spot on the streets. Fig. A pic.twitter.com/xQDJQuFV6s
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
you never want a donut when it's practical
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I have stared at this realestate photo for too long. Can realestate photos win Golden Globes? pic.twitter.com/7ZPNhNMj0a
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I think a 15 year old girl with abs just told me my shirt was nice. Do I feel good? I think I feel good. That makes it sad.
April 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Fine. If my breaking down in the cereal aisle and crying uncontrollably is being "hormonal" FINE
April 18th 2016
@natalietran
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology Video - Making Of youtu.be/Y4Xh2KBI4I0
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
f1 week. So excited. Contemplating going to melbourne for it. Anybody here going?
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
countries. Free delivery in a lot of metro cities in Aus, twice as many sheets so roughly the same. Why not? sumo.ly/7NE5
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Conversation I have with myself when I see someone in ripped jeans "Maybe I could pull off ripped jeans" "No, you can't" "No, I can't"
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's exhausting pretending to exercise for a full 20 minutes
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
Just saw someone I dated in a trailer for a huge upcoming movie then I remembered we never dated
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry editing took so long I figured it's better to wait until tomorrow. Here's a few screen grabs though for proof! pic.twitter.com/Jya2SLJdVe
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many apologies. A bit behind with work so decided to spend time watching Family Ties. Will still be putting up a video this week though!
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Haha oh no I'm so sorry @rhettandlink ! Didn't mean to be an alien! Just listened to the intro and you're prepping me for how weird I am
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
you don't know my life pic.twitter.com/LjIreIroIg
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I recently saw a woman from a wedding I filmed. It took all my strength to not whisper "You don't remember me but I've filmed you dance."
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hey guys! I'm one of the judges in this comp so if you're Aussie,over 15,and have any cool ideas make sure you enter amp.twimg.com/v/15b9e70d-fd0…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Also I lost a key to a postbox 10 years ago and was too scared to tell them. It eats at me every day. I wish I were joking
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
tie me up
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
MCing the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre's ( @ASRC1 ) Sydney #righttrack launch. Amazing speakers and great to see ppl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
Visit Beach Once = Sand Forever New Vid! >> youtu.be/2XS5Yj-lohk << Things get dramatic pic.twitter.com/ppLydAaDkc
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VariousDan : @natalietran 4 months later...
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
I've figured out my equivalent of wanting to date a supermodel. I want every man to be Quinn from Homeland.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Lost 0.2 kg. Time to celebrate with an ice cream
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
I look like your child " @stuckonfknyou : YAY I FINALLY GOT TO MEET @NATALIETRAN AGAIN AFTER FOUR YEARS, ❤️ pic.twitter.com/QcT5rVIdKh"
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
So sorry, just arrived in London, gov'na and am a little jetlagged. It's weird because all I did was watch movies on the plane for 24 hours
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
OK, notice that my delivery is coming today, I will now work everything around you. You are my guy.
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm at the point in my life where I can't believe I ever had the courage to wear shorts outside
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream in which I tricked @Caspar_Lee into friendship by using a fake accent and never letting him actually see me. So dream big, kids.
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
Denying people the right to get married is the opposite of love and respect. Just say you don't want people to hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I watched a 12 year on her phone. In 5 minutes she watched 1 billion vines, liked 9382 instagrams, and watched 2432 videos. I ate a sandwich
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I'm one of the Labor voters who is convinced they're going to reverse their position on offshore processing soon, and…
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever it is you can request dreams from, tonight I would like to dream about Rhett Butler telling me I'm no lady.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
I hate to generalise but attractive people are so egotistical. They assume you like them just because you’re masturbating outside their home
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
"Dad, what kind of -" "Gelato cake" "... cake do you want"
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Verified on twitter! I'm now a real person! I imagine this is exactly the same feeling as winning gold at the Olympics. Thanks @chrisledlin
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Watching kids colour in things the wrong colour makes me nauseous.
August 1st 2016
@natalietran
A kid skateboarded down the shopping aisle I was in with a gopro and then filmed a 360 video of the pasta section. Subscribed
March 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How To Cross When A Car Stops For You >> youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 << rt if you feel it
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
a photo from last week at monterey aquarium pic.twitter.com/hVHXkTFjFG
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
My windows are giant TVs that play a scifi about people who go outside socialise
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/3B2JjR1LlK
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I could watch a whole show made up of just photos of men with beards and then without their beards. Then with their beards again.
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If I could see myself 10 years ago today, I'd see I'm still wearing the same pjs.
June 9th 2015
@natalietran
What awesomeness is this?! twitter.com/gtotters5/stat…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Jesus. @realDonaldTrump 's tweets are like the crazy emails a racist grandad forwards you when he learns to email. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Fashion changes so quickly. In 20 years people are going to look back at photos and think my collecting teeth to make necklaces was weird!
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @rodenv : I've been working with @natalietran on a little project this year. Watch and you might learn how to pick her up. https://t.co/1…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
and then my ovaries exploded pic.twitter.com/rnuekdGiM0
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
How do people have the patience for lavish christmas light displays? I have shoes I've not untied for years because they're double knotted.
September 4th 2016
@natalietran
Happy Father's Day to all you now-very-sexy-because-of-my-age-and-stage-of-life fathers out there!
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
My sister got me a label maker for Christmas. Things are about to get existential all up in here pic.twitter.com/a74kRfLSXr
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
partner: so I can only buy you ethical, vegan underwear? me: yes. Sent you a list partner: very unromantic me: *whispering* so is cruelty
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @angryasianman : Who is this? I will follow her. pic.twitter.com/k56TlFukbT
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Here. Great news story to start your day twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/stat…
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't often write about what I eat but today I ate half a banana before noticing the peel was still on. So I guess I'm a foodie after all.
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, I wouldn't usually share 'I just donated' stuff but it's nice to remember what your money can do, especially with all the gift giving
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Isn't the Pepsi ad referencing this? Good thing Don Draper did the Coke one pic.twitter.com/51mY32I25M
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! I'm on two panels at @SydWritersFest if you feel like coming along! swf.org.au/program/swf201… swf.org.au/program/swf201…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
One more fangirl tweet about Slow West! It was so beautiful and tender but tense throughout. A really standout film… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @tim_arai : . @natalietran I got your shirt before Xmas and it's UNBOHLIEVABLE!! pic.twitter.com/qsaHjIwk0K
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Too many times in a day do I have to resort to an online tutorial where some 7 year old kid shows me how to use a computer
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to keep pens that don't work in amongst pens that do. I'm crazy like that ;)
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
On my way to see @IISuperwomanII take over the @Enmore_Theatre !
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : While @ASRC1 lawyers do all they can to do 850+ refugees applications by Oct 1 u can help #KeepThemSafe by Donating: https://t.…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
To those who told me how grateful refugees in camps should be for the medical care we provide twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so early with this but managed to actually film yesterday and today so might upload tomorrow! Only 2 days late. Plus 21.
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
I'm here for you. Except if you're sad. That's a bummer.
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
I've been thinking of starting a plant-based food joint in Sydney. What kind of plant-based foods/restaurants do you crave?
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
Did people in high school really throw house parties when their parents were away? I'd invite a friend over and eat packet pasta.
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Mum brought mangoes over in this bag a few weeks ago. Makes sense pic.twitter.com/KRiPXDn9SQ
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
For me, eating out is sifting through reviews of restaurants until everything is closed and then eating 2 minute noodles with toast
February 6th 2015
@natalietran
Midnight macarons in Paris. In my onesie. With no makeup. Because that's how real people eat their… instagram.com/p/yvMWnhJxZQ/
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
I never know what to say when doctors touch my tummy and ask if it hurts. It hurts more than if you don't touch my tummy. Why go outside.
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
um what? twitter.com/michaelebeid/s…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Can't believe how much weight I've put on just from eating churros twice a day for two weeks
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
"Hello, I think my contract is about to end and my phone is breaking. Can I update?" "Your contracted ended 3 years ago"
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Aren't we all just a little scared that next they'll announce that we're building a giant wall? We are, aren't we?
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Hateful attack. So much sorrow and love for the families and friends of those killed in Istanbul.
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
urban dictionary is becoming the 14 year old daughter I have to turn to and ask, "WHAT ARE THE YOUNG FOLK SAYING ON THE INTERNET?"
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Don't worry, pants. Elastic band may have died on us but I'm here until the end. The very end.
July 20th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so upsetting when celebrity couples break up and don’t call to tell me personally. I have to find out online like a complete stranger.
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
this is great twitter.com/shelzhang/stat…
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what else I thought was going to happen after baking 20 donuts
May 1st 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is having someone tell you they hide money from their partner while their partner is in the bathroom. You can't have friends.
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Accidentally bought a jumper that looks like my blanket. Excellent. pic.twitter.com/rsIX8nvUvm
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Pauline talking about same sex marriage being confusing for kids and minorities having too much power really suits… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Difference: No campaigners feel victimised yet hold all the power and deny others equal rights. The Yes text asks people for equal rights.
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Can You Ignore Multiple Sneezes? >> youtube.com/watch?v=3Z_Eqp… << Three strikes and you're out pic.twitter.com/FbPlWbZURE
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I keep thinking the 90s was ten years ago. Scrap what I just wrote. I'm scared of all young people
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
I think I'm ready to have a kid. I'm in my 30s, ridiculously in love, crippled by self doubt, paranoid, and worried it will cramp by tv time
March 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hope you're all well x
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
Tried pilates yesterday. After I almost vomited the instructor said, "Great, that's the warm up. Let's move on to the real stuff."
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Just fell in love with @TiffanyHaddish
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
ps the video is about jigsaws so it has to go viral
March 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Check out netflixanz on instagram. I'll be taking over for the next couple of hours. On a boat. Like… instagram.com/p/0gu_nkJxbE/
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
at least things are only getting worse
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do birds suddenly appear every time chips are near? Just like me they long to be close to youuuuu pic.twitter.com/vgdiynii6M
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for having me at the awesome concert, @illyal . Loved it pic.twitter.com/EckcrMM9jO
March 1st 2015
@natalietran
Leaving london :( any final place you must have scones? I need to make everyone who sells scones uncomfortable while I eat in front of them
April 11th 2016
@natalietran
If I could have one superpower it would be making everyone in the world disappear when I have to reverse park
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve always had this gut feeling that I’d look really good on the arm of a billionaire
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
Happy holidays! Hope you don't run out of conversation too quickly at your family gatherings
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a jacket. A young woman wearing the same one saw me. So great, cackling and making someone question their taste.
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in New York and all I can think about is how many wig shops there are everywhere. Very excited.
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Today's vid is taking a tad long so won't be up until tonight in Aus. Sorry! Sorry!
November 4th 2015
@natalietran
for any budding playwrights out there twitter.com/SydneyTheatreC…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
Yup, googling "skin discolouration back pain" at 3am was a bad idea
September 12th 2016
@natalietran
10 Years! I got a wonderful surprise today! > youtu.be/f_lYioHJBlU < pic.twitter.com/zTcPdW6klw
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
September 4th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a brilliant day today with @AMPFoundation . Thanks for having me and thanks to all the candidates for being so inspiring. Good luck!
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
It would be boring if you didn't always go to the wrong escalator first
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Had bag stolen on train to Brussels with laptop, cameras,lenses,sd cards. If found Only want cards & hd. Please email me a pic. Will pay.
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
If you were wondering, you can play Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl approx 4 times in a row before the person next to you gets annoyed
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Life is at a good point when you feel really emotionally connected to the guy on the phone helping you with your electricity bill.
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I want to wrap myself around every part of you
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
nom nom nom pic.twitter.com/sbmrrjy6Oa
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Finally watched Slow West and loved it pic.twitter.com/30VMNC0eRc
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Valentine's day vid: How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk incase you missed it
April 2nd 2017
@natalietran
bed
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
March 14th 2016
@natalietran
90% of any time I spend overseas is spent figuring out how to turn taps on
July 9th 2017
@natalietran
She stood in the cafe surrounded by couples and groups of friends. "Takeaway churros for one!" She grabbed the bag and hobbled away.
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
The past year and a bit has been a tad dreadful for me and yet at the same time, I've never felt so loved and supported. Thanks @RowanJones_
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Rightly got judged for writing notes on a paddle pop stick. To be fair, if I were Zoe Deschanel in a movie, this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
You can also donate via sites like @DirectRelief like I just did. It takes so little time to help: directrelief.org/category/emerg…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
cool cool cool cool cool twitter.com/smh/status/882…
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
A large part of being an adult is having nobody there to remind you to drink water
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
And then @IISuperwomanII gets even more (sesame) street creed "Every bird tweets" - Big bird pic.twitter.com/qQsFvzDA3D
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Guns, hey.
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
familiarity killed the friendship
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games until someone points out you’re being inappropriate and making them feel uncomfortable
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Without being dramatic, I'd sell all of you for a tray of ripe australian mangoes
December 11th 2015
@natalietran
It's been tough pretending to know stuff about Star Wars. I know it's where I belong in society but I feel very fraudulent.
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
I never felt desperation to get concert tickets until my niece came along. Now I'm meeting people in alleyways paying double for The Wiggles
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Loved it. @johngreen 's talk at #brandcast youtu.be/LfABP083wbU
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Next No campaigner that comes to my door will hear "release the hounds" through the intercom
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
Is it worth finding locations used in the BBC Pride and Prejudice and pretending to be Elizabeth? I've been told I get to pick the itinerary
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don’t know Bradley Cooper personally but I know he’d hate all the dreams I have about him
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
I could make any man cry with my inability to decide what to eat
May 1st 2016
@natalietran
With my favourites @RowanJones_ and @jodiefox at @eg . What a great year! Thanks for having us! pic.twitter.com/fC7n6WHOuk
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
100% legitimate photo with my nieces at the large hadron collider and not a photo wall at the powerhouse museum pic.twitter.com/nXo6nDI6qI
August 18th 2017
@natalietran
Spain x
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
I often browse random websites and think "I can't believe I get paid for this!" and then I remember that I don't and I go back to work
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Happiest of birthdays to *one* of my best friends, @tim_dunlop ! Thank you for being such a beautiful person. You a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Agent: Ben Mendelsohn, I have a role for you. You play a nice guy Ben Mendelsohn: Really? Agent: LOL no. This role is scary as fuck.
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
For all those polling booths who didn't have a BBQ, that's lazy and unaustralian. Bunnings can't support this nation by itself.
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
9/10 times when I ask what something is, it turns out to be a bong Why don't people just get high off lollies and pop music? :(
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
It's so great being an auntie. You buy a kinder surprise at the petrol station and you rock. Missing this cutie pic.twitter.com/DO2HeXHRGP
June 1st 2015
@natalietran
naw! @gunnarolla 's sporting one of my shirts/lies in his vid X pic.twitter.com/4WKtXPJQQ2
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
just... twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's an ugly part of me, deep down inside, that wants to kidnap a foodora/deliveroo cyclist and ask them a lot of questions
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Do you think @netflix could reboot a vegetable pie I had in 2010? Nostalgia to the max.
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Very sorry about this but unfortunately I will no longer be able to attend @Vidcon this year :( pic.twitter.com/JGtfAvAn9O
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
and here is a picture of @ingridnilsen just casually listening to snoop dog pic.twitter.com/FZwLpINUvU
April 21st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I make my bed I feel like I've eaten a healthy breakfast, done some yoga, and invented stuff
January 30th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah for sure it's what's inside that counts. That's why so many celebrities and rich people are with ugly nice people.
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
<3 @RowanJones_ and our nieces having some fun pic.twitter.com/Wt83QiDUn8
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries New Vid >> youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 << Like you wouldn't be tempted pic.twitter.com/zOqOpRKAPY
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
Every time someone tells me a food eating record, I immediately respond, "I could beat that"
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Gotta love standing in a lift and saying, "oh no. We're one person over the limit"
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
p.s. Trying to find a way to use the costumes for 3 videos to make up cost. I welcome ideas
February 6th 2015
@natalietran
I don't know what I expect from recipe books. Wait, I do. I expect the food I see to just appear in my hands magically.
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
help. I'm so scared. I'm visiting my niece's preschool and was going to show the a green screen but just realised photobooth does all that
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
mum: you can wear my old áo dài for new years me: will I fit? mum: me: mum: :( me: :(
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
A big part of my adult life has involved going to people's homes and thinking, "That's a nice chair. I should get a nice chair."
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
thanks, ebay pic.twitter.com/SniCKkgysI
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
After an hour of hanging out, a friend insisted on walking me back to my car. They saw the three hour ticket I had bought for our catch up.
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Cargo pants really convinced me they were going to be hip forever.
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Man I love period dramas. This woman is turning down marriage proposals like a machine.
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
As you get older, dating criteria becomes: doesn't kill other people. That's it.
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
I never regret clothes I was wearing 10 years ago because I’m still wearing them now
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
It's tough being a woman in her childbearing years because on one hand I think about having children, on the other hand I had m&ms for lunch
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
new vid: TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << RT if you feels
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Tonight I'm hanging out with @amnesty Oz @amnesty and they'll be streaming some live on fb so stay tuned
January 18th 2016
@natalietran
At LAX on my way home and am always impressed by single bears traveling with infants and luggage on long flights pic.twitter.com/pOv1IfJJoc
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
It say to all fans: If you’re not on the top, don’t bother. Don’t even try yourselves.
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a person in a cardigan I think, "This person has their shit together"
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, perhaps the last tweets were too subtle. ** Why are you supporting a fight of a man guilty of domestic violence?** HE PUNCHES WOMEN
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : If you believe all bad news is fake news, you're accountable to no one. youtu.be/5wYlUuyftN0
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
What? twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Cancellation policies are the only reason I follow through
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
Loving all the backlash for the nsw transport promo video. Especially that coming people who I know have been involved in promos before
January 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Woke up with intention to exercise. Changed into workout clothes. Put on tv show to watch while exercising. Sat down and watched tv show.
April 20th 2017
@natalietran
I love telling younger women they remind me of me at their age. The fear in their eyes.
February 26th 2015
@natalietran
If Your Dying Phone Were A Person youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY this week's vid if you missed it.
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << Because pauses are for the devil
July 5th 2017
@natalietran
Love yourself. Forgive yourself. Nobody else will because you’re gross.
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: Saying “you should dump them” when people tell me about their partner
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know your political leaders don't have it together when they don't immediately update their Twitter bios twitter bio or it didn't happen
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
I scored 14 out of 15 on the survey How Often Do You Read A Friend's Survey Results, Do The Test Hoping To Beat Them, But Then Never Do
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
yayyy twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
4yo niece: Your shirt is too small! Me: That’s the style. See, here are pictures niece: Oh! You don’t look like that. Me: :(
August 24th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a wonderful time at @MelbWritersFest meeting so many wonderful people. You guys are all so great! pic.twitter.com/3WCdai1oeP
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
Let's flatter each other stupid
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Opens laptop to show guest video Old page loads to show "ETHICAL UNDERWEAR" search Closes tab to reveal another tab "UNETHICAL UNDERWEAR"
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
No worries, mum. I get it. You've got friends. You go out. Whatever. pic.twitter.com/uRsDy3e5OY
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
I have to hold my organiser strangely when I make new appointments so people can't see how empty it is. Also so they can't see my tears.
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually like to judge people on their racist, fear mongering, damaging publicity stunts, but Pauline Hanson is an arse clown.
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
February 14th 2016
@natalietran
When you finish studying you stop trying to figure out how to spell words. You just pick another word instead.
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
I’m so sick of being on the cover of magazines. Sorry, I meant pasta. I'm so sick of pasta.
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
season 2 Jim, how did I forget how much I loved you? pic.twitter.com/faFn4IECIP
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
There's no better moment than when my alarm gives up. It just gives up.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Australia has done despicable things and tried to heal that with a "sorry" Let's not be part of something that an apology can't heal again
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
rosberg!
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
Must stop apologising to walls
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, hand. You use to be able to write legibly. I saw you do it once!
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to find whoever made the GIANT blade runner novelty cup my partner bought, and I will make them find a place to store it
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @Carols10cents : 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to…
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so turned on that some of you knew which pen I was using. Just so you know, it's a broad nib. Talk dirty to me some more.
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
come here.
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
I have a lot of dreams that are still new in box too
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
uploading! Some more stills from the vid. Also, if you're in Sydney watch today and stick to the end! pic.twitter.com/K8kP3IlFny
March 4th 2016
@natalietran
This week's New Vid > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Wrong Level of Elevator Doom if you missed it. "We didn't miss it" "I know. I'm sorry."
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Started watching Big Little Lies and now I never want children. I had no idea you had to take them to school every day.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Everybody is equal but when someone tells you they don't eat bread by choice, you both know they're better than you.
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
I'm as trustworthy as a person who wears turtlenecks under suits
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's nice to believe those internet viruses that tell you you've been specially picked for a prize. Even for just a second. It's nice.
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really sorry I couldn't have everyone along this time x
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I should be disgusted that I found a candy wrapper in bed but all it did was make me remember eating the candy in bed AND HOW GREAT THAT WAS
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
Shame on you twitter.com/smh/status/825…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Happy Lunar New Year. We took this photo so mum can send it to her one million friends pic.twitter.com/NAeoARm3cM
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
My parents keep getting sent bill looking "ads" by car insurance companies that present as a bill with due date etc. It's outrageous.
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
yup! That time we both got drunk at becky's 2nd bachelorette party and she started making out with tom! zomg. hecti… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid >> youtu.be/h-lwsZTl5PY << What Would Flies Say? Yeah, it's that kind of internet. pic.twitter.com/gxJAMsLNqe
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm thinking about finally entering an Elvis Tribute Artist Contest. Has anybody entered one? Anyone? *echo* Anyone? Anyone? I'm serious
July 27th 2017
@natalietran
Gosh dang it I love movies
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
There's nothing more honest than the low angle your phone camera provides when you accidentally open and it shows you all your chins
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Russia really needed Moonlight to win
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
Making some travel vids in Europe oh so soon. If you've got any recommendations of cool places to visit or things to do let me know!
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
draw me like one of your french girls pic.twitter.com/xkpugTTJKq
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
Being 30 is just forgetting you already made a cup of tea more often
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
sorry to do it again but this week's vid will be late. Been on the road for over a month but fly home tomorrow so promise regular vids soon
May 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Don't know if anyone's interested but this is exciting. An online @masterclass with Werner Herzog masterclass.com/classes/werner…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Also, please know I don't feel I have ANY say when it comes to your relationship. Nobody voted on my relationship. I'm really sorry.
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
People get so weird when you hold their baby and sob hysterically?
August 15th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
August 20th 2017
@natalietran
Can't read the sign but I'd like one of these hot woman fast car machines please pic.twitter.com/iqDuPiYiHc
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
You make me want to be the kind of person who says they've got a book club.
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want children. Then I remember cats aren't children
January 17th 2015
@natalietran
Any people taken photos with the a7r? Is it a good compact stills?
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
December 26th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what a threesome feels like? Because it feels good pic.twitter.com/mOycWbE4Rb
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in Brussels! Be prepared to lose all your chocolate and waffles
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
request for more SRugg mixes in future please twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
I know I'm fashionable because this is how I shop online Sort By Lowest to Highest Leaves page and watches Netflix
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid soon! pic.twitter.com/jl3e5MkjLN
July 6th 2017
@natalietran
Played I Spy with my 4 year old niece. Obliterated her.
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I miss when you could wear a wrist band and that was enough to let people know you were a rebel. Not a total rebel, but you know, enough ;)
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
May 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being alone is great. Being with yourself is terrible.
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
I've seen aussie kids trick or treating today. Blame your parents for the ritz crackers I'm about to throw in your face.
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Sorry, shop paused! I'll tell you when it's back up X
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
That last tweet implied I usually have people over. That's misleading
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
sorry some of you I can't seem to reply to for some reason (is there a setting?) but please know I've read the comments!
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That would be kind of ... weird? My parents are from Vietnam if you're going that angle. How far do you want me to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope that @realDonaldTrump 's twitter wins Best Comedy Series tonight #GoldenGlobes
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
RT @SaveMaiDuong : @natalietran PLEASE RT!!! Mai Duong looking for vietnamese donors to save her life. A Tragic Stem Cell Story: http://t.co…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
it's all 'nice to meet you' until they actually meet you
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
a large part of being a cat lady is spending your time talking to bags on the floor that you think are the cat
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I could mass email an apology to everyone who knew me from ages 13-27. Bring on my 30s. I'm way too lazy to be such an arse
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
Now I remember why you stop wearing high heels once you trick someone into dating you.
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Loved the @fwong monologue in this. Great stuff twitter.com/fwong/status/7…
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’m overanalysing things when it comes to this guy. Like when he texts “who is this?” what do you think he means?
March 10th 2015
@natalietran
I decided to go vegetarian at the start of the year and today mum made me vegetarian pho. Best. pic.twitter.com/hF9zhqDO3W
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Also any recs for weekend getaway from Sydney? I've got a new lens and want to romance it a little.
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
babies with too much hair make me feel weird but happy
October 18th 2016
@natalietran
mum: It's so weird how having really bad skin doesn't bother you!
August 31st 2015
@natalietran
15 year old me was wrong. I did lose my Legolas bookmark one day.
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
Trump saying our Prime Minister is worse than him when it comes to the treatment of asylum seekers. Sick burn, bro.
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
I read some of my script for my next video to my mum yesterday. She laughed and said, "you wear that same shirt every time you come over"
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
RT @BBCBreaking : At least 125 people were killed in this Baghdad car bomb claimed by Islamic State militants bbc.in/29be6fr https:…
January 4th 2015
@natalietran
Google, aren't we at a point where I can mash a few keys on the keyboard and you bring me the food I want in bed and tell a movie to watch?
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rub the on-screen chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone all over my body
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
You would think standing in the hallway screaming, "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD" would eventually lead to a neighbour offering me dinner. But no.
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
I've heard people having sex through the walls at every hotel we've stayed at this trip. It's now the pauses that are most intriguing.
November 6th 2016
@natalietran
Have doctor apt tomorrow and am genuinely scared she's going to tell me my blood test came back and my blood is made up entirely of skittles
June 27th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/VmCMvTXbSN
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Why is it that whenever it's tax time I can't find any work receipts but I have a receipt for every soft serve or lolly I've ever bought?
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Nauru refugee dies of suspected heart failure smh.com.au/federal-politi… via @smh
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, website. I keep reentering the same incorrect password over and over again but you won't give up and agreed it's the correct one?
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
70% of my time socialising is spent having people tell me I put my shirt on inside out
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry for the lame question but any hints on where to buy non leather and non pvc men's wallets? That don't look like I made them?
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Yes, thank you for explaining Blade Runner is scifi. THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS. Where are the people who made the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << pic.twitter.com/B7y66ftTD0
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Kuwait mosque bomb toll rises to 25 dead: ministry u.afp.com/ZJJD pic.twitter.com/JEICtryjpO
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Even though I google a lot, I'm yet to find one celebrity whose partner is ugly enough for me to feel like I have a shot.
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely lady in Newtown. My pants didn't fit and I was holding them up with my hands in my pockets so I didn't hug you properly
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's funny how people talk about how poorly they eat during the holidays. Guys, this is how sad people eat every day. It's great, right?
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
And of course, yes, housing prices in Sydney are insane and it is hard for people to buy houses. But yeah, don't eat brunch if you're saving
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
congrats to the boys from @SUPERWOG1 twitter.com/ScreenAustrali…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't think without religion there's no evil. I'm not an idiot. To not acknowledge it as a contributing factor or excuse is ridiculous.
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Also, you know how terrible the health and education systems are in the US? Think about that when ours keep getting pushed that way.
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've started entering the competitions on the side of soft drink bottles so yeah, I'm well thanks
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
Opened the door to a sexy limited edition 20th anniversary ps4 from @PlayStationAU ! Had to take a family portrait pic.twitter.com/a3MzGd3CNw
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
tipped Hamilton and Vettel and Merc this weekend for fantasy f1. Getting excited!
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
I now get why older people pull their socks up a bit higher. Even in shorts. It's because it feels good. It feels really good.
June 19th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to those affected by the awful *terrorist* attack in Charleston. What a reminder that racism has continued/will continue to breed
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Just disgusting. m.smh.com.au/federal-politi…
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I feel like I'm getting better at acting like I'm not terrified when someone's dog greets me at the door
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
A teenager with abs called me 'madam' pic.twitter.com/ir5FMLoX68
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
hey guys! If your name was drawn for the bbq you were sent an email today with confirmation that you're coming.
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
If your name wasn't picked (I'm sorry) you'll also be getting emails to let you know today and throughout the week.
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the vain question but I was thinking of getting braces. Have any adults here had them? Will the boys at school make fun of me?
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
sorry to be daft but any aussie people on here know much about using clips in docos?
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Also the amazing @rhettandlink had me on Ear Biscuit and you can hear it here itunes.apple.com/podcast/ear-bi… or soundcloud.com/earbiscuits/ep…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
any 3d animator thing people who are free today?
May 13th 2017
@natalietran
Instagram makes me feel like humans are just mannequins for brands.
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Oh god twitter.com/nicchristensen…
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
One of my friends told me his relationship had one big rule - If you ever see your first love, you have to run away. How great is first love
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
pancakes
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, Bing, you can keep trying to be my default search engine. Just fucking brace yourself for some terrible searches.
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
I hope my computer writes notes to its family that read, “She ignored the update notification again today. Please send help. I miss you so.”
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Hawkins_Kevin : @natalietran Can you please RT Live Below the Line's new video? We're an Aussie campaign fighting extreme poverty! https…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : No food. No water. No safety. Refugees on Manus are about to be abandoned in danger: hrlc.org.au/news/2017/10/2…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I’m as happy as my online presence suggests
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! pic.twitter.com/uigb7DN7xj
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
this is bloody brilliant twitter.com/zondagmetlubac…
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
Here's a vid of my/our 10 year BBQ! >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/OzZqIFNYXE
October 12th 2015
@natalietran
I’m really disappointed that despite how many times I decided to start my own secret language with a friend, none of them ever took off.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
no kidding this was going to happen theguardian.com/australia-news…
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're online. Or you know, out partying.
June 8th 2015
@natalietran
If you're into amazing jazz, check out @_JoeyAlexander . Had the honour of hearing him at @eg . Incredible. youtube.com/watch?v=_1liUa…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
that was so stressful. Sorry, I can't figure out how to stream. Thank you for your support. I'm going to go back to being old now
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if the feta in salads feels like the hot girl in school
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I never let kids win. My niece yelled "I won" last time we played a game. "NO," I corrected her sternly. "You LOST.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
entering the grocery store: I don’t need a shopping basket for this quick trip. 30 seconds later: I regret everything.
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
My Playstation 1 died and this may be dramatic to say, but I wish it had been someone I knew instead pic.twitter.com/8Ykqv1daFL
March 20th 2015
@natalietran
How To *correctly* Cross When A Car Stops For You 》 youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 《 new vid incase you missed it.
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I know it's all in my head but when I meet people who wear cool coloured nail polish, it feels like a power play
May 29th 2016
@natalietran
So I cooked a recipe from @chrissyteigen 's cookbook. Can't wait to look like her soon. That's how this works, right?
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
missing having @bennyfine and @rafifine close x pic.twitter.com/nUeDfHBaZj
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
what all frame default photos should be. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
A true friend is someone who is brave enough to buy this book in person for you. @tim_dunlop you legend pic.twitter.com/ld6SnyjEq1
August 31st 2017
@natalietran
I loved going to open home inspections and having someone tell me how great it would be to use the backyard. You don't know me at all.
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Really had the feeling by this age I would have discovered at least one secret door somewhere
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
You can't paint your nails without looking like a bitch
January 14th 2016
@natalietran
RT @abcnews : STORY: Bomb blasts reported near #Jakarta mall ab.co/1TWICGP
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
... twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Great piece by @FarahNasser on @globalnewsto twitter.com/globalnewsto/s…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
You know how your parents are always saying ‘you work too hard’ and stuff? Me neither
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Josh Lyman! I mean Frank Underwood! I mean The White House! pic.twitter.com/pqp8p5ihCi
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
must stop imagining friendships
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
gah so excited for @illyal tomorrow! <3
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
GENUINELY concerned/terrified that I am this program. These are all my text messages. And I live in a glass tube. youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaN…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I'm Asian. Whenever people tell me to keep my shoes on inside their house I have an existential crisis.
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Mum turned to me after the photo, hugged me, and said, "All I could ask for now is for you to get rid of that mole."
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
Happy Valentines Day youtu.be/yAfbwpkrsI4
June 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just found an old Ecard I sent to myself. So I guess that's who sends Ecards.
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the moment I buy this, there will be no distinction between living my life and living THE life pic.twitter.com/Bhs97OzKPd
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
People get so freaked out when you kiss them with your eyes open, especially when they don't know you.
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @elliottdesai : i got added to a group message that's 75% strangers & i just watch them hang out every day pic.twitter.com/AAA325zD7u
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Just got a photo of my sister and brother in law wearing my shirts! Heart feelings! Best! X
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so excited to share my upcoming project with you guys! I've been work- just kidding. I'm about to watch a zac efron movie.
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
shit. My tailor told me this was a one of a kind outfit when I bought it. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
Some days I want to let my hair down and just enjoy being amazing
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
YES. Yes yes yes yes yes. twitter.com/JordanRasko/st…
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, folks. A lot of that stuff is pvc leather and I'm trying to avoid that but cheers for the feedback!
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
I poached an egg today. In a saucepan. Like a youtube tutorial. I'm ready for 2015.
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
When you hit "NEXT" one too many times on a site, get confused and think, "but this isn't a picture of 10 Child Stars Who Grew Up To Be Hot"
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
We even had tickets to the game and accom booked. That's more commitment I give than when I tell my parents I "might" come over to dinner.
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @MaiLinhsTweets : Whoaaaaaa. @natalietran has merch?! Is hell finally freezing over?
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
I fall in love with anyone carrying freshly baked bread
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
If Santa were single, he'd be a pretty good catch. Stable job, owns a factory, has a sweet ride, likes kids, celebrity profile...
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Recommendations for books to read before bed? Something not too stressful? Preferably funny? Brutal sex scenes?
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Does it mean I'm unhappy if I'm entering more competitions?
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
That's a lie. I needed to change my top 8 friends. 6/8 hate me now. How do I add Mariah Carey on this thing?
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
final one for today- made a donation gift instead of the usual at @Camp_Quality campquality.org.au/donate go on, you know you want to
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid Stair Superiority Syndrome youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 Sorry if you saw it already. Sorry if you're about to watch it.
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, he’s got work early tomorrow, and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Is there a way to stop racists using the Australian flag? It's embarrassing and they should all be ashamed. gu.com/p/4ant9/stw
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
How dare you. Nobody speaks to me like that except in the bedroom.
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just awful. 13.3 percent! '730,000 Australian children living below poverty line abc.net.au/news/2016-10-1… via @ABCNews
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #BREAKING IS suicide attack in northeast Syria kills 20 regime troops: monitor
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
Instagram, the LinkedIn for good looking people
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw @MissSaigonUK . Too many feels. Was wonderful to finally get to see Tamsin on stage! pic.twitter.com/dJ39UJlgi3
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
Had such a big night last night. Just kidding.
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
May 12th 2016
@natalietran
2.5 minutes online and I hate everything
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
This week's Vid >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring The romance fits but it doesn't fit pic.twitter.com/plz1nZbaeJ
October 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, @NatGeo , you need to curb your use of red envelopes and the word "URGENT" Your mail is scarier than tax notices pic.twitter.com/PRTR66rCwV
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
eek! One of my best friend's show The Chefs Line launches tonights on SBS @ 6pm so please check it out! Looks great sbs.com.au/food/programs/…
June 14th 2017
@natalietran
happy book day to @AnnaAkana ! X twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
Favourite ethical (preferably eco friendly) underwear brands? Need to bribe some people into doing me favours so fancy is good
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
People are so quick to judge. Oh I’m sorry, just because I’m looking at the first photo you ever posted on Instagram at 3am I'm weird?
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I'm reading all the celebrity tweets about how boring the boxing match was. Try imagining him beating up women. Surely this is a joke, no?
June 7th 2016
@natalietran
Don't let people tell you you can't sleep for 16 hours. People always told me I couldn't do it, that I was too weak. I proved them wrong
July 25th 2015
@natalietran
Mum got me a box of jumpers for my bday. Then said, " No share on Facebook " pic.twitter.com/odSwgSAK4H
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! It's ok, I'm her PG >> youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA <<
July 24th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the bday wishes. Had a brilliant day and feel very lucky. pic.twitter.com/qzauQi0vOY
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
Oops! Sorry! there were a few mistakes in that vid. I'll have to reupload. Sorry Sorry X
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
Adele doesn't want you to be happy
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Try eating an apple and not looking like a smug son of a bitch who knows a thing or two
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
what twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
People are unconvincing when they suggest having a kid is great and rewarding even though it's hard. That's what losers say about exercise.
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hairdresser: What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Nothing, ok? Every time nothing
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
When people tell me I have a brand I want to leave my body, point at myself, laugh, and find another carrier
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Asking a fit person what they did that morning is like hearing about a parallel universe.
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Most of my day involves feeling myself for stray food crumbs
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
I really feel like talking over people makes me right
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
oh shiiieeet look at her petticoat. Who does she think she is?
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
I never thought I'd grow up to regret hearing people say,"Nat was in a band" Because we were hardcore And people would know our sick jams
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
YUP. Att: Australians twitter.com/tim_dunlop/sta…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
My boyfriend is real. He goes to school at the Bowling Green Massacre
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
In the mood to listen to a 2000s rnb playlist while getting ready to sit in and wish I had more friends
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I love my Twitter crushes. I want to print out their avatars, put them on my walls, and talk to them at night.
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
just sharing because I'd love any suggestions or ideas pic.twitter.com/52bt9Kgnbe
May 30th 2015
@natalietran
New hobby: Going to supermodel's instagram accounts and writing, "this is SO me" under pictures
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh sshiieeett, Mr. Bingley and his party just arrived at the dance. People live tweet Pride and Prejudice, right?
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
This game is giving me chest pains. Come on @BlueJays Just 48 consecutive home runs. That's all we need!
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
she hit "reset password" for the fourth time that morning
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AJENews : For updates on: Tunisia: aje.io/gps9 Kuwait: aje.io/jqdz France: aje.io/ctlq http://t.co/qa…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @misschutuckshop : Help save misschu Ok - so just a little reminder of what’s happened thus far: - I created a brand in 2007 to... http…
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
You can help homeless youth and support homeless week by grabbing some laces and lacing up #laceitup pic.twitter.com/8O2dmfu4F6
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I hope the characters of @MadMen_AMC think about me as much as I think about them
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, laziness. I knew you'd come back to haunt me. pic.twitter.com/zSXGyIes3l
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
sorry, I know a lot of you were born in the 90s and 00s. I'm just bitter because now exciting for me is when someone makes me a cup of tea
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that a girl came to my house and laughed at my eyeshadow palette. I agreed, mocked it, and pretended I didn't just buy it.
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, that's annoying. I don't know why I wrote 'stay tuned' you get what I meant. It would be nice if you joined. I'll stop
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
You don't agree with privatising education/racism? YOU'RE LEFT. Nothing I express is left. It's centre. You don't even KNOW how left I am.
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
How do people climb stairs? I get exhausted waiting for elevators
July 30th 2017
@natalietran
Today was one of those days where all I wanted was some simple peace and quiet while being fed churros dipped in dark chocolate by Thor
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I'll keep you posted. You'll ignore but I. will. keep. you. posted.
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
at least if you’re being catfished, someone’s answering your texts
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading now! so it was a weird video and I delayed but have decided to upload because I like to make you feel uncomfortable
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
I even took a rest and just watched movies on other people's screens for a while. Anyhow, will try to film tomorrow! X
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
I just want to live in your pocket
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Most of my teen years were spent watching Elvis movies and now I'm obsessed. See, mum and dad. Bad things happen when you stay at home too
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : Join @IISuperwomanII in her campaign to stop girl-on-girl hate. goo.gl/CozhP7 #GirlLove pic.twitter.com/j3xdVacJEm
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
So we got our hands on a small camera today and still had our recorder for audio and were able to remake one of the vids! Uploading now
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
well this just came up as the number one result for one of my searches so I better go to bed. pic.twitter.com/6hCcoxOroC
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Staircase Superiority Syndrome >> youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 << pic.twitter.com/dqbL4qp5Vl
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
these legends took an 11 hour train to come yesterday! twitter.com/abitofpim/stat…
May 7th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just made up an incredible story about a fake, ill person in my room to justify how much food I was taking for breakfast. I was moved
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
Live your life like it were an Instagram feed
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
please destroy me
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid later today! pic.twitter.com/wgumliDf3T
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
My parallel universe buddy! twitter.com/natalieet/stat…
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Tell them to give me a call. I can show them the world. Take them wonder by wonder. twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been in a zombie apocalypse but I have been at a party when the cheese platter is brought out
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @willozap : America can learn from Australia on guns, maybe Australia can learn from, I don’t know, all those countries that banned conce…
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
when your amazing friends make you hilariously awesome presents. Thanks @tim_dunlop pic.twitter.com/ZBoqB7gIvL
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
new wig! I love wigs. I want all the wigs. write that on my grave pic.twitter.com/0EL2pI1Qnq
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
I love that in tv shows, people’s enemies are good looking members of the opposite sex. Mine is the old lady at the bakery who judges me.
February 18th 2016
@natalietran
I like that at some point in your life you must just decide, "Fuck it. I'm going to start using the pocket at the front of my shirt"
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Good to know we're mistakes. Australia is paying for Malcolm Fraser's immigration mistakes, says Peter Dutton theguardian.com/australia-news…
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Today I only ate 5 of my feelings
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
My gps is being very existentially comforting lately "You have arrived" "You made it"
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Apologies to @aami for the negative publicity. Other providers do it too, I just find it purposefully misleading.Otherwise they've been fine
November 24th 2016
@natalietran
how fucking good are mangoes
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thisisamplify : We played a game of 'Have You Ever' with @natalietran & found out some pretty interesting things
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
anyone coming to @PaperTownsMovie in Syd tonight?
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like that this scene is happening somewhere in the world right now twitter.com/AFP/status/825…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Surprise tickets to @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear @SydOperaHouse for tomorrow! Thanks @RowanJones_ so excited x
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Don't let the government say on your behalf that you agree to human cruelty just because you want there to be a better way to process.
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @mariatran85 : [Looking for] A high school maths classroom anywhere across Western Sydney to film for 1 hour "The Subtractor" -... https:…
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah I'm healthy. I ate a chobani yoghurt last week.
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Hot chips? Now who's my friend. pic.twitter.com/GwwCXKQUei
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I feel like I just asked my parents if I could go on a date
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Thinking of taking mum and dad to Rotorua in New Zealand. Any recommendations on where to stay in the area?
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : This is #Faysal Ishak Ahmed. He came from #Sudan hoping #Australia would save his life, instead our government killed him. RI…
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I really hope Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio spend as much time googling my relationships as I did theirs
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
I am constantly waiting for everything to crumble
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night and let out a loud sexual groan whenever Colin Firth appeared on screen. I've become a woman in a chocolate ad
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
You know what, care label? I WILL machine wash this shirt. Because I'm wild. And I live dangerously.
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Ok, you devil cat. I'll stop spying on you in the dark on a webcam I was hoping you didn't notice pic.twitter.com/r3yjFB65ti
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, running a tad late but there will be a new vid up later today!
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Watching neighbours through binoculars started off fun until I realised all apartments are filled with women eating leftover pizza at 3am
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
I hate being desperate but I do it so well
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/miqJXUHQGU
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Also not too late to pick up @LegacySydneyNSW pin for legacy week! pic.twitter.com/CrVtKLXgRr
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I'm loving the @FIAformulaE races, lots of fun. Can't wait to see how it develops.
February 10th 2016
@natalietran
I saw a dog wearing a diamond studded collar being carried down the street while its owner hand fed it cake. I don't care if aliens invade.
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I love how disappointed young people look when their car pulls up in the lane next to mine and they see me. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. HAHAHA
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had just had the guts to wear a black wrist band like Ryan from The OC
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
concerns of a lot of people creating user generated content on youtube, it’s incredibly ugly to call what they make garbage.
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
This is not being patriotic. Australia is not Yours to Reclaim We need a new Australian flag that racists don't use. pic.twitter.com/AEluM4bLBV
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
Well if you don’t want to hear about someone eating expired crackers while Facebook stalking their partner’s ex, don’t ask me what's been up
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Woot! Congratulations to all the Aussies of the year! Absolute champs youtu.be/JCexpqCw5MI #sponsored #imstilljennyfromtheblock
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
A girl at school had one of these and we all thought she was the coolest pic.twitter.com/Gmkcalycv4
September 9th 2016
@natalietran
hey! Sorry still editing but there will be a new vid today! pic.twitter.com/2vTLjzkDqQ
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
Rallies on or about Sat 27th August. I'll be at the Sydney one, hope to see you there! twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
three screenshots of text conversations with mum pic.twitter.com/GKmASV9Ofm
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
This is my favourite picture because you know that robot is the workplace bitch twitter.com/spectatorindex…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/77Msj8bDWM
June 20th 2015
@natalietran
Guards at Nauru paid for and taped sex with refugees – former case manager gu.com/p/4avjg/stw
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Funerals would be way more fun if people did mention dope kicks twitter.com/wesleysnipes/s…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
Well I guess when I watch shows and movies I now care about the parents storyline. Great
January 10th 2015
@natalietran
lots of love to everyone. hope you're all happy
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Labor waves piracy site-blocking Bill through Australian Senate, despite concerns zd.net/1QLyx23 via @ZDNet & @joshgnosis
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Because people love vegans and don't find them annoying, I've been thinking about upgrading from vegetarian to vegan next year. Questions-
June 8th 2016
@natalietran
The majority of my life is spent looking at the clock to figure out when I need to put pants on
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
that last part twitter.com/akidearest/sta…
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
Time to start thinking up stories so I have things to tell people when they ask what I have planned for the weekend
June 29th 2015
@natalietran
How to handle a Mezze plate: 1. Try all the dips 2. Go back to Hummus 3. Everyone just wants the Hummus
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Your message isn't to people smugglers, it's to the insecure, racist, xenophobic side of Australia. Shame on you. twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
just personally though pic.twitter.com/fIsBM4k0Kf
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
origami instructions are a scam
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: going to instagram accounts of models and commenting "Everyone says we look like sisters!"
July 17th 2017
@natalietran
It’s exhausting being an everyday hero
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
That previous tweet was a joke but now it's not. I might start this. I might put everything I own into this.
July 12th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to judge people based on their looks but I know people who wear nice scarves are better than me
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @adamliaw : Here are the other two Australians killed by terrorists in the last 2 weeks in case you want to have your own minute's silenc…
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
my signature move is to tell someone I’ll email them a recipe for something and then not follow through
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I really hope what happened after this was a brilliant night. twitter.com/Savmasta/statu…
May 8th 2017
@natalietran
pfft. @RowanJones_ and I do that whenever our table gets called a restaurant twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @DirectRelief : . @DirectRelief Staff Bound for #Oaxaca, #Mexico, in Wake of Devastating #Earthquake directrelief.org/2017/09/25415/
September 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been an ambitious person but if this is what you can do when you own a successful company, I'm in twitter.com/AFP/status/908…
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I just realised I'm an adult with money and can buy any outfit I want from one of Britney Spears's music video. 2016, you're gonna be great
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Mum: Our friend's son thinks you're very pretty. I told him you're ok. Not very pretty. Dad: She means we told him you're funny.
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
The Cake Cutter > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/qIaKQjkUeC
October 30th 2015
@natalietran
This year for halloween I'm going to dress up in my pjs, sit at my computer all night and quietly resent other people
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Perhaps it's the hormones talking but I really think cake tastes better if you cry into it as you eat it
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
What you did was useful and will be seen by the right people. I'm sorry. Honestly. I'm honestly sorry what I said was so upsetting for you.
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it last night, new (travel) vid! youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui…
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
Someone had to make these. Next time I get annoyed and think, "why am I doing this?" I'll remember this picture. twitter.com/UniversalPicsA…
July 24th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Already love my 30s. Here's part of one of my awesome presents. Points if you can guess pic.twitter.com/qgo3uJJrpV
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what Pokemon Go is but I know it makes me a grumpy old man. Now get off my lawn
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks to whoever just picked up that injured bird :( I was just coming back with a towel and box and it was gone so thanks for helping it!
February 15th 2017
@natalietran
Jealousy looks fantastic on me. It looks way better on me than her
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Tifnh : @natalietran Our best friend shirts came in! Btw, you don't have to tell us we look good because baby, we know. http://t.co/nJpZ…
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
Yeah, compare Fyre Festival to refugees camps. Do that.
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
When people compliment me I want to punch them in the face
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
But how great is it when a hairdresser puts product in front of you? It's like they're showing you to the better looking you who isn't cheap
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Q1- how do you eat out in general and without people hating you. 2- I crave ready made food and have gained a lot of weight. Tips?
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
at @Fortnums yesterday on my endeavor to die of afternoon tea gluttony. recs for scones or good indian very welcome pic.twitter.com/7jmzp22gIh
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
People don't give you want you want in life. Trust me. Have not received any scripts for me to star as Oscar Isaac's lover in a movie. None.
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
she sighed, defeated, and looked it up on urbandictionary
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
Watching the @bluejays vs @mets! When I say watching, I mean shoving chips in my mouth pic.twitter.com/xmxWWXSRfa
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine having a kid and that kid goes on The Bachelor
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
The idea that any of us have any say in the rights of gay people is ridiculous. Fuck it all but enrol and help aec.gov.au/enrol/
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
One day I want to be important enough to walk down a corridor while someone walks next to me and asks me to sign something
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
hey! Sorry running a tad late today so video will be up later in the day :) *apology dance*
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
I'm pretty sure everybody sleeps next to two boxes of crackers, a packet of chips, and a box of cookies. Sad part i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
I only go leave my house to talk to other people about what they watch when they're at home.
January 25th 2016
@natalietran
Woot! After many savings, our newest addition. Be stable, my beating heart pic.twitter.com/Hg7U2jWdVe
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
Well hello! New travel vid >> youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui… << in Monaco. Also, stick around till the end to see what's now available! Eek!
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
I really resent having to pretend to know how to read a map
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
I NEVER break promises but realised the time difference tonight sucks so will upload tomorrow at the usual time. pic.twitter.com/n6hzQm0BHB
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
I've never looked at a hens/bachelorette party and thought, "That looks like fun, I wish I were a part of that. There won't be any fights."
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Hey there pic.twitter.com/8H1yB7nWgX
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AFPgraphics : More than 410,000 Rohingya have fled violence in Myanmar. Videographic in EN u.afp.com/4amu & FR https://t.co/yuJ…
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @insightSBS : Victorian Premier @DanielAndrewsMP slams NSW Government over #GaybyBaby 'rubbish' bit.ly/1IiR1w6 #LGBTI http://t.co…
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely person I just met at Randwick. The bandaid was for a scratch and TLC had a band member who wore a mark under her eye
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I like to ask my partner for a new cat at least 3 times a day
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AlexGreenwich : Survey forms being sent out from tmrw. To win we need all supporters to return them with a big YES tick, and make sure f…
January 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Shouting my new mate Nesta a kebab because kebabs rock and so does Nesta ( and his lovely gf ) #OneLessStranger pic.twitter.com/yP9E8rCysm
June 2nd 2015
@natalietran
I really want to meet anyone who's ordered a camera pen from the duty free magazine on a plane. I want to know all about you
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : It's also the last day to vote in the Aus marriage equality vote if you're overseas! You have until 6pm in your Timezone to…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the retweets. I've deleted them, I hate when people do it in that tone. It just bewilders me that people think voting does nothing
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
In the time Steven Avery was in prison, he had more girlfriends than most people I know
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
I didn’t choose the tracksuit life. The tracksuit life chose me
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
I thought this was The Onion washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
More than 5 ingredients? Cya later, recipe.
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
god I love hugging people who hate hugs
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I walk into someone's house with a man the first question he asks is, "how big is that tv?"
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Today I told someone I was going to "catch some waves on the weekend" What lies did you tell?
May 25th 2016
@natalietran
It just hurts more when children don't high five you back
June 30th 2017
@natalietran
I burn 65423687442225412694 calories whenever I'm made to wait in a car parked illegally
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
I'm very good at doing renovations if all it involves is saving pictures of expensive homes in magazines
May 21st 2017
@natalietran
I almost just took advice from a quote from Instagram but then I remembered another quote from Instagram I saw that told me not to
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
August 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Sat down to start writing video. Failed at finishing one line. Rewarded self with chocolate for hard work. pic.twitter.com/Doqn56XyqO
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
My bad. There was a warning at the beginning of Rihanna's new vid re the gratuitous nudity and pornographic treatment of violence. My bad
December 22nd 2014
@natalietran
happy birthday to my wonderful @DustinParkerCa X
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
Is it OK if you can't relate to any memes or quotes about friendship?
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't mind the idea of not having children but I just realised if you have 2/3 kids, you can play most boardgames. Always! Fuck!
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Next time I'll be better and we'll play on a couch I sign " @EA_Bowden : #FIFA16 with @natalietran :D pic.twitter.com/z0NBeNvG7D"
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
While you're in the giving mood, a lot of people are in need. These holidays we're donating to @OzHarvest @preemptivelove @Camp_Quality
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Can't imagine what it's like to be be lgbtqi in Australia right now. I'm really sorry you're going through this. Please know you're loved
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Faysal Ishak Ahmed's death happened on our watch, Australia. We'll have to tell future generations we put people in camps and let them die.
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
You wouldn't think it from this very appropriate present, but I'm 30. Thanks @johniadarola ! These will be abused pic.twitter.com/MEpDj3XfEf
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
When they say comfortable with Vietnamese I hope they mean comfortable living at home with your parents til you're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @GoogleTrends : "What is the EU?" is the second top UK question on the EU since the #EURefResults were officially announced https://t.co/…
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Looking for a new job. Is there a job where you're paid to watch tv? Preferably while eating? Otherwise, how do I get on Playschool?
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
And I loved the horror twist in La La Land. The one where everyone thinks it's ok to honk a car horn instead of go the door. That was scary.
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
I wish. Then someone would be uploading pic.twitter.com/CxmsAG9FXD
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @shoesofprey : Hey @natalietran , ready to bring your #preygame to our Shoe Design Showdown tomorrow? Challengers, register here: http://t…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jleefilm : How come eating Chinese food out of boxes in the movies always looks so good? Also, why did you guys vote for that one guy to…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
I've just donated to the #RedShieldAppeal. If you want to help, donate now. salvationarmy.org.au/donate kmart.com.au/wishingtree
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
Niece: Why do you have to bring your phone if nobody calls you? Me: :(
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Nope. pic.twitter.com/RYGaQ5uz6u
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Weird question but does anybody know a way in Sydney to purchase almond/soy/non dairy milk in non packaged? Can be bulk and powder
April 6th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so excited for @wongfupro 's film @BeforeUsMovie and hope you are too!
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I thought about you this morning
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
What happens?You just hit an age and decide,"Yup. Heard all the new music I can. My playlist is full.Now where's that oldies radio station"
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
was going to adopt next cat but is it ok to adopt an ex cattery cat if the owners said they need to find them forever homes now they're old?
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Did I tell you guys I actually visited spots form the miniseries when I was in England? When I die, please release… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be speaking at #Oweekender on 20th Feb with @WASHINGTONx @djtigerlily and more eventbrite.com.au/e/o-weekender-… Entry is free!