videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't mind the idea of not having children but I just realised if you have 2/3 kids, you can play most boardgames. Always! Fuck!
August 9th 2019
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. @theqza is a freaking champ of cool and kindness. Out of nowhere reached out and continues to always offer support… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
Tried to take cat for a walk today. Did not succeed.
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
Denying people the right to get married is the opposite of love and respect. Just say you don't want people to hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
It blows my mind some people think hard work is what separates them from others. You're insane. Hard work is great.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
well that's... a spoiler? I had no idea about this casting. This is like spoiling the movie se7en Don't read the t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so excited to see Brooklyn! John Crowley directing, Nick Hornby writing, and starring Saoirse Ronan and Domhnall Gleeson! Gah!
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
John Wick needs to sit down, take a deep breath, and have a cup of tea.
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
The @ASRC1 telethon is on tomorrow, can't wait to ask for money from people on the phone for a good cause for once.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
May 10th 2020
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September 15th 2019
@natalietran
I keep forgetting this happened twitter.com/sential/status…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just to be clear, wherever I live is Australia's Asian mega city twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for twitter. Before twitter I was just an angry person with bad jokes to share.
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I think a 15 year old girl with abs just told me my shirt was nice. Do I feel good? I think I feel good. That makes it sad.
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
don't let my family see this twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/hKxb4HfMbv
June 17th 2017
@natalietran
The word 'influencer' and the way people use it makes me want to vomit
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I don't know what's wrong with me
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
[phonecall with 5yo niece this morning] me: Hey! I forgot you were on school holidays! I can come see you today! Le… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
watched a video today where a photographer was showing how he touched up his photos. He hovered his mouse over the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
directrelief.org providing on ground support and packs for those impacted by #HurricaneDorain twitter.com/DirectRelief/s…
November 23rd 2019
@natalietran
I've seen enough House Hunters to know people aren't meant to be in relationships
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OivTd8EJ0R
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8d73nDbyox
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
email from mum: Skin looks better. Looks OK
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : For everyone who (rightly) lamented how awful the postal survey was for LGBTIQ Australians, pls now think of First Nations p…
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
at least things are only getting worse
February 11th 2016
@natalietran
If only Australians were as passionate about other issues like we are about drinking curfews
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum had a party so our family mothers day celebrations got shifted to next week. When we called her to wish her hap… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 29th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : To all the parents who took their children together to their first day of school today. Imagine instead of both of you only one…
March 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Had such a wonderful afternoon. I came home and Ro had bought me a kite! It had a bow and everything. I'm not hot e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
black mirror pitch: It's 2065. Someone figures out how to hang up Skype calls without the awkward 5 seconds looking for the hang up button
July 25th 2015
@natalietran
Mum got me a box of jumpers for my bday. Then said, " No share on Facebook " pic.twitter.com/odSwgSAK4H
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
oh no, I'm one of those mums who forwards her kids things she wants them to enter twitter.com/FilmFestsAus/s…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
only cowards have safe words
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @figgled : If I had $40 million I would definitely spend it by mailing out little cards asking the public if they think gay people are hu…
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
It's not how big it is. It's the girth. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to find whoever made the GIANT blade runner novelty cup my partner bought, and I will make them find a place to store it
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I guess it's time to get those prescription sunnies pic.twitter.com/lXRs75W6Ef
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
also looking for shirts, pants, belts, vests, and jackets twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
excellent news! twitter.com/abcnews/status…
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
Same xoxo twitter.com/chrysnathemm/s…
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
I managed to touch my toes this morning without screaming. I want in on Cirque Du Soleil.
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
and the pros? twitter.com/abcnews/status…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
Yesterday I was at breakfast and the guy at the table next to me was talking about Tinder. At one point he said, "I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being tall
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
August 18th 2018
@natalietran
Education is one of the most powerful and beneficial things a society can offer its people. It's a win for everybod… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Today mum told me, "Sometimes I don't want to brush my hair or wash my face either... but I do. I do."
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
1. ... Astrid's were more expensive 2. How often do people actually buy jewellery for their partners? twitter.com/fmtoday/status…
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Today one of my best friends @tim_dunlop stopped his car in the middle of the road and made me get out and steal f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
my apologies, @mickyb273 It is most definitely two stories pic.twitter.com/ryRTVfejUv
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Ok, that's the last hairdressing joke I have. I'll have more in 4-6 weeks. Don't book it in, I'll call or something.
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Any interior architects in Sydney on my list? Any billionaires who need friends? Any artists who need a muse? But the first one
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hm seems there's no reply button on all comments so I apologise if youtube is keeping our love a secret
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
hello, mooncake, you salacious, overpriced minx. Also, happy mid autumn festival to those celebrating. Eating moonc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: Really hope one day I finish writing something and get to meet amazing people throughout life who can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
She penned a reminder to remove the catseat before she offered a ride next time.
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
once again, a big shout out to all the 9 year olds who make youtube tutorials that help me complete work projects and fix household goods
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
scariest episode of black mirror so far
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
you ask for one simple thing pic.twitter.com/WjMWvosftG
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I got shown how to do a real sit-up. NOPE
August 8th 2016
@natalietran
It’s been a great morning of forwarding people unrelated articles and writing “this made me think of you xx”
August 18th 2017
@natalietran
Spain x
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so tired of this guy calling me and being all "I didn't call you, you called me"
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
It would be boring if you didn't always go to the wrong escalator first
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
I have a lot of “before” photos
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
January 29th 2020
@natalietran
It's dorky but I’m very traditional in the sense that I don’t like it when people ‘date around’ or refuse to resolv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Funerals would be way more fun if people did mention dope kicks twitter.com/wesleysnipes/s…
February 13th 2020
@natalietran
Client: Are you able to do __ and ___? Is that possible? Me: Of course! That's my job! I'm a professional! I know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
Sometimes I look at my nieces and feel such an immense amount of love that my chest feels like it will burst if it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
One of my most common reoccurring nightmares is one where I'm in a car and the brakes don't work. The lack of origi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Peter Dutton does not deserve even the worst of adjectives to describe him as a person. Australia is a country full… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! I'm on two panels at @SydWritersFest if you feel like coming along! swf.org.au/program/swf201… swf.org.au/program/swf201…
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Happy Father's day to all the awesome dads out there! Happy day to all awesome parents!
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @shoesofprey : Hey @natalietran , ready to bring your #preygame to our Shoe Design Showdown tomorrow? Challengers, register here: http://t…
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to post your vote! pic.twitter.com/B8y45BrTGQ
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Wow. I had such a fantastic night. Thank you so much to the AASA at @BrownUniversity for having me to talk. So wonderful to meet you all
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
shame on you @PeterDutton_MP @TurnbullMalcolm twitter.com/BehrouzBoochan…
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
7 year old niece asked for and received a pedometer for her birthday. Now she monitors and tracks how many steps sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the awesome @connorvanv!! Not only is he a talent, he's one of the first people I'll call if I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
I now get why older people pull their socks up a bit higher. Even in shorts. It's because it feels good. It feels really good.
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is going to be much harder for my real aged tinder profile. What's most upsetting is I do like all those thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine having kids and then they make friends and then you have to talk to more people :(
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
Opened the door to a sexy limited edition 20th anniversary ps4 from @PlayStationAU ! Had to take a family portrait pic.twitter.com/a3MzGd3CNw
February 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @nowthisnews : ‘Being poor is not a character flaw.’ — Rep. Ayanna Pressley attacked the Trump admin for making it harder for families wi…
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
!! Got to meet the people from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even be in an ep! @DaveKingThing @helytimes pic.twitter.com/A4HEYdr2FV
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
you cannot eat soup without looking like you need a punch
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
I work on my high fives constantly in case I become a pro basketball player
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
My parallel universe buddy! twitter.com/natalieet/stat…
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
I place all important information in the fridge vegetable drawer of my brain
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
Had such a big night last night. Just kidding.
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
LOL WHO IS THIS MAN I LOVE HIS PROPOGANDA I WANT TEN YES. HERE'S MY VOTE twitter.com/TrevDon/status…
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had just had the guts to wear a black wrist band like Ryan from The OC
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I know it's all in my head but when I meet people who wear cool coloured nail polish, it feels like a power play
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
this picture features many cool people twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
>>youtu.be/7vMoIUEzC-A<< A non scripted more casual vid this week of a game of Guess Who on a new channel pic.twitter.com/M7ssyux9n0
December 8th 2019
@natalietran
my nieces (7 and 4) have just started calling me up and saying jokes at me pic.twitter.com/jmj7SSrA13
November 20th 2019
@natalietran
... these are some of the comments under a post for a wanted guy from Victorian Crime Stoppers and people are likin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yesterday after lunch @mickyb273 turned to me and said "part of me is worried because I don't know if you're really… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
but how did they make it *look* like a troll from Reddit? twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
this Babe journalist is...
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
and I am a goddamn star. Once I got free movie tickets from a subscriber and had to run away before his manager came. Suck on that.
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Here's the thing about being an Incel. You can be the nicest person on the planet (you're definitely not) and you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Watched first ep of Westworld S2 yesterday. Even in a world where you can make machines that look and act like huma… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 18th 2020
@natalietran
we have a separate space out the back and friends have just moved in for their quarantine. I got the flight time wr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Also, please know I don't feel I have ANY say when it comes to your relationship. Nobody voted on my relationship. I'm really sorry.
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
You start off by pretending to get one Suits reference a friend makes even though you've never watched it... and then it just snowballs
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
RT @mjhawley : With immeasurable sadness & gratitude, we bid goodbye to Marvin: mentor friend. He loved ideas & people behind them. https://…
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
me: I don’t need anyone in my life necklace clasp: WASSSUPPPPP
May 13th 2015
@natalietran
About to leave again and for once, I think my cat will miss me pic.twitter.com/YsPJmWTwWP
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to try @soylent ! It makes me feel like I'm in the future pic.twitter.com/Z6YV3zY10P
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
can't stop listening to this pic.twitter.com/GWzqnTCXgO
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Asked my niece for a slice of her apple. She licked it to claim ownership. Kid, if you think a lick is going to st… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It should still count if you set your alarm and intended to follow suit
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
This is awfully cynical but I don't trust people who are best friends with their sibling. You can get along, you ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
nooooo twitter.com/F1/status/1029…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
2 year old niece is turning 3 soon and has requested a cake that is 'zebra themed, strawberry flavoured, AND NOT VA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
have really enjoyed listening to @jjflanagan lately. Honest Man open.spotify.com/track/02jXcH8b…
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New vid up in about 3 hours. You know, in that awkward time after presents but before lunch pic.twitter.com/QQGnUxiK4g
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but uploading! pic.twitter.com/rENZAhnjAr
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
Please someone take me to this. You can have all my friends and my cat. I just want to watch Mission Impossible asap twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
me: how strong do you like your tea? person: strong. me, panicking: is this strong enough? person: stronger. me, s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @MrCamW : I refuse to comment on the new Bond theme until I see how it matches with the silhouettes of ladies being fired out of guns
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Today I told someone I was going to "catch some waves on the weekend" What lies did you tell?
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Part of me hopes that when Obama comes back from his vacation he goes to his inbox and clicks on a website flash sale email or something.
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today my dad told me my sister and I were the best things about his life. I hugged him and told him I was really sorry to hear that.
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
ha @SydneyKings tweeting me a gif of myself saying 'call me' may be peak internet twitter.com/SydneyKings/st…
October 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Gun Control > Condolences twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
disappointed with how rarely you get to say "I think I'm falling in love with you" daily so will try to bump it up to at least two times.
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Shame on you @PeterDutton_MP twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Every human has the right to medical treatment. You might be lucky to be Australian but you don't deserve rights mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
Me: you're seven! Woah! can you believe all the amazing things you've done in seven years? You've learned to walk,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2019
@natalietran
see twitter.com/PBalakrishnaRa…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Occasionally I buy an article of clothing that's in fashion. Then it looks at me, throws its head back, and laughs.
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
This is the most badass power move I have EVER seen in a movie. Ever. pic.twitter.com/1nZurkFMvX
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how much funnier I find cat videos now and how much I prefer watching them to going outside
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
At some point in the future I’ll remember that fork in the road where I chose not to learn what bitcoin was and how… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Do people gift each other playlists these days instead of mixtapes/cds? Sorry, this isn't a joke. Just a genuine q… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
Dad asked me what ice cream cake was. I told him. “That is a really good idea!" It is, dad. It is.
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
this is the hashtag content I sign up to Twitter for
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @simonblackwell : The last sensible-sounding year was 2004. All the rest has been nonsense. 2020? Ludicrous space numbers.
November 27th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw a 13 year old do a throw back photo to when she was 7. Cya later, Internet. Today's been rough.
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
can never predict my family chat pic.twitter.com/YZZd2UewPB
February 5th 2017
@natalietran
thank you for the hugs x
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
here he is again, @JonDeeOz smashing it twitter.com/reblev/status/…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
I've figured out my equivalent of wanting to date a supermodel. I want every man to be Quinn from Homeland.
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I never let kids win. My niece yelled "I won" last time we played a game. "NO," I corrected her sternly. "You LOST.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
we should start calling people seeking asylum 'single use plastic bags' so Australians might care more about our treatment of them.
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a choker today and had two men tell me they hated it. Thankfully I don't buy things for men. I just really care what they think.
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
*chefs kiss* twitter.com/Taira_2013/sta…
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
Go on, show me a person over 35 who doesn't have a sore back
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I'm Asian. Whenever people tell me to keep my shoes on inside their house I have an existential crisis.
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
If Santa were single, he'd be a pretty good catch. Stable job, owns a factory, has a sweet ride, likes kids, celebrity profile...
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
No, I'm not apologetic and I'm not "better" than this. I don't like ALL religion. That is what I'm saying. We live in a world where it's
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
hello binge eating, my old friend
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
If I'm ever single again I'm going to go to the closest shopping plaza, find a man in a demo massage chair, and accept he's probably my type
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/FrazzleMyGimp/…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
I don't mean this in a rude way but I'm an old lady now and I have disposable income so where's the ticket option t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
So sorry I didn't get back to your email sooner, I really didn't want to.
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Poor Jelena abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1…
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
This predicament has never stopped me before twitter.com/Red_Stick_/sta…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne peeps! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just remembered when I was in school and a teacher told me my my father was on the phone and wanted to talk to me i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 24th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Already love my 30s. Here's part of one of my awesome presents. Points if you can guess pic.twitter.com/qgo3uJJrpV
February 20th 2020
@natalietran
A stray cat nearby had a litter and now there are these baby kittens running around our backyard and they're offens… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
power move, sending the news as photo of you with a snake as your head shot. I like it. twitter.com/RadioNational/…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RaiThisMusic : bandsintown.com/e/100070632?&c… Hi! For NYC friends! Mon July 2 - OZONE SQUEEZE! This is a trio, with Oz Noy on guitar, Darren St…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is waking up and seeing the light from the sun forcing its way in around the edges of the blinds.
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Tried to write some stand up and tested it out on my family. It did not go down well. Mum told me she saw a job at her swimming pool.
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
oh ok, when halsey does it, it's a great performance but when I do it, it's "nat, please you're making our guests f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
This is not being patriotic. Australia is not Yours to Reclaim We need a new Australian flag that racists don't use. pic.twitter.com/AEluM4bLBV
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw << This week's vid in case you missed it yesterday :)
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
always bring richard pinot never from tasmania noted twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
February 10th 2019
@natalietran
Hi. My six year old niece put on a puppet show she wrote and organised allocated seating and tickets. She's my her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 1st 2015
@natalietran
Got home after 6 weeks away. Checked phone. One voicemail from wig shop.
August 2nd 2016
@natalietran
The models in posters at optometrists really give you false hope
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
Had a conversation with someone who pointed at me and told me 'my daughter is dating one of you, a Chinese or Japan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 4th 2015
@natalietran
Google, aren't we at a point where I can mash a few keys on the keyboard and you bring me the food I want in bed and tell a movie to watch?
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
At some point all I started to notice about kids was how much taller than me they were
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Mental illness is incredibly frustrating and fucking sucks. Lifeline on 13 11 14 Suicide Call Back Service on 130… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2016
@natalietran
Client insisted on walking me to my car. Saw I parked too close to wall. Watched me climb in through passenger seat. Didn't fire me. Legend.
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
come here
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
There's something hot about the way the guy in the kebab shop starts writing "falafel no cheese" on the kebab wrapp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Cargo pants really convinced me they were going to be hip forever.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Yup. I was in tears twitter.com/Kowth/status/1…
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
self congratulating post but just want to put it out there that things have been so much better lately. Almost two… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
He usually only plays games when I'm not home but I crashed one of his recent sessions if you're into watching game… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Also just made sure I donated some to the amazing folks at OzHarvest too. Please give what you can - OzHarvest ozharvest.org/give-a-little-…
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Let's lie in bed and listen to this audiobook together. They're about to hook up. I'm excited.
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @amina_a01 : If you can survive day 2 of your period you can survive anything
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
my fetish is retelling jokes poorly, leaving a big gap of silence, finishing the joke incorrectly, and then saying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
Not wanting values imposed on your children and finding refuge from that by enrolling them into a religious school… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @raychenviolin is in aus! dates here musicaviva.com.au/raychen/ pic.twitter.com/N81qY0bJ6t
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Poor man but what a legend for refusing. Beheaded Syrian scholar refused to lead Isis to hidden Palmyra antiquities gu.com/p/4bj9d/stw
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
One time I was standing on the side of the street when a car pulled up and the person said "Nat, I watch your vide… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. fucking yes @rexorangecounty open.spotify.com/track/6Jl3ZOX6…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
oh, Scott, we have to intro you to some more aussies. But really, @ABCTV , renew @tonightly twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
no, you turned out BETTER. You definitely don't have issues. There's an adjective in there before the word 'Asian' twitter.com/SuperSSJGoten/…
February 2nd 2015
@natalietran
This week's video: Change Room Curtain Gap >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << in case you missed it
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
Do you remember in school how they'd send two kids to the tuck shop with the lunch orders? Was that so they couldn'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : Peaceful protest continues today in #Manus prison. You have no right to cut power & water on 900 ppl who've been tortu…
January 31st 2020
@natalietran
Oh man. The end. Poetry. Sorry, Nick Cave. twitter.com/tomrosenthal/s…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Perhaps it's the hormones talking but I really think cake tastes better if you cry into it as you eat it
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
That's a depressing nickname, Francis pic.twitter.com/in37yTQu8j
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
great idea! twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
there were many moments making the next vid that made me think it was too weird to upload (hence the gap) this is one pic.twitter.com/qXaWK2Sb9L
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
me: Please let me know if you need any changes! client: You've missed half the words in the subtitles and the name… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I could mass email an apology to everyone who knew me from ages 13-27. Bring on my 30s. I'm way too lazy to be such an arse
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
it almost feels the same I've got to stop myself from whispering your name
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Apologies for tweeting so much. I just really want to avoid this work I don't want to do.
May 6th 2019
@natalietran
Had a dream last night that I was writing copy for a brochure and J-Lo was the event supervisor I had to liaise wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait to see it! twitter.com/davidfarrier/s…
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
glitter tattoos with my nieces is this how #coachella works? pic.twitter.com/BnHlr70PUA
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason, I really thought I would have been in a ton of pressing-buzzers-in-gameshow situations by this stage of life
May 3rd 2020
@natalietran
Watched The Office again. Start to finish. It never stops being great. I cry each time I watch the 7th season. It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey it's #worldrefugeeday today and the @ASRC1 telethon is live! Call 1300 692 772 (or 1300 MYASRC) till 10pm t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 12th 2020
@natalietran
folks, it's been a wild ride.
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw David Byrne. Dude gives a concert pic.twitter.com/WqzLQFzTJV
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
... mate, commercials about toothpaste are more exciting than my life twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Cancellation policies are the only reason I follow through
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I think about this Smithy scene by @JKCorden maybe three times a day. It speaks to me on every single level youtube.com/watch?v=Xaq4nN…
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
thank you @juliabanksmp twitter.com/BuzzFeedYarns/…
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
It just got really lonely, growing at such a rapid rate and uploading so consistently. twitter.com/prattperrys/st…
March 8th 2015
@natalietran
loving this guy, @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/l8CVwJiEPn
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
David's stuff always makes me smile twitter.com/thedavidferrie…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Quite annoyed that in arguments or moments of rage, I've never remembered to put a curse on someone while pointing angrily at the sky
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @joecoscarelli : for years, Ryan Adams has used his influence in music to lure in and emotionally torment women @melenar & I talked to s…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
And then @IISuperwomanII gets even more (sesame) street creed "Every bird tweets" - Big bird pic.twitter.com/qQsFvzDA3D
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
admittedly both parties were equally as excited by the surprised matching ensembles at the start of the video call.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Remember when horses died after this race and everybody was sad? Remember when people hated the new casino? Anyway, enjoy Melbourne Cup
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
We should wake up together
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
The past year and a bit has been a tad dreadful for me and yet at the same time, I've never felt so loved and supported. Thanks @RowanJones_
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason @mickyb273 didn't reply? Where do you get drugs? pic.twitter.com/30Oft54JZB
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a shopping person but Brisbane, I'm into this shop. Vg hot chocolate too! pic.twitter.com/ShPM9H1EzQ
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
This week's Vid >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring The romance fits but it doesn't fit pic.twitter.com/plz1nZbaeJ
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @jacindaardern : The person who has committed this violent act has no place here. To those in Christchurch; I encourage you to stay insid…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
happy book week! youngest niece did her first book week dress up and asked why my sister didn't also make her the c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Did I tell you guys I actually visited spots form the miniseries when I was in England? When I die, please release… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : A man stabs his daughter in her sleep, who runs from him screaming. He chases her to the shops and grabs her by the neck, st…
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
This is crazy. I did this today too twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sorry for the weird question but do you guys think it's OK to drop communitychannel and change my channel to natalie tran? cc would go away
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
To those who drew a penis on their ballots and are proud of it, you're a waste of time. People fight to be able to vote. You're a waste.
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
Playing Catan and nobody wanted to trade my hug for some ore :( pic.twitter.com/Oj1xkk82l3
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
I want to be @Racheldoesstuff more than I want to be Ethan Hunt pic.twitter.com/bekRNzE2FI
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry I didn't mean that in a belittling way. Australia has been banning refugees and violating international international law for a while
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheNewsAtGlenn : My dad's just put up a map of the world in his office so now it looks like the studio of an alt-right vlogger.
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
Loving all the backlash for the nsw transport promo video. Especially that coming people who I know have been involved in promos before
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
*looks down at tapas and cocaine, concerned about what this article might reveal* twitter.com/yahoolifestyle…
June 17th 2018
@natalietran
I've been such an utter and abhorrent idiot the past couple of months. Anyone I talked to tried to warn me too so n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thisisamplify : We played a game of 'Have You Ever' with @natalietran & found out some pretty interesting things
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
getting really tired of not having a friend with a private boat or plane
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
Justin Trudeau is that friend your partner will eventually leave you for. You suspect Justin's secretly evil. He must be.
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, this is an actual display of faith twitter.com/MsMollyRachael…
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Does it mean I'm unhappy if I'm entering more competitions?
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
I would like to receive a Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for each time I write "Also, please let me know if there are a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @hexsteph : Last year I raised $14,000 for Alzheimer's when I ran the City 2 Surf. This year, I'm hoping to exceed that goal and hit $15K…
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love seeing the ads Facebook serves me. Son, I google things wayyyy beyond my paygrade but sure, keep serving.
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Morning, Hank. I love that you sleep outside the bedroom door all night pic.twitter.com/SIkQycGqpv
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
The feeling of finally getting around to listing stuff on ebay is like an orgasm's boring, adult, doesn't-go-out-on-a-friday-night cousin
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
The make up artist just found 35 bucks in her pocket. Trying to convince her we should quit and go live in the maldives
January 17th 2017
@natalietran
I feel so sick but all I’ve eaten today is ice cream
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who know their bank details off the top of their head
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to anyone affected by the earthquake in Nepal. Terrible news
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Again, if you're in other cities, you can check out locations here. @Drs4Refugees rallies today twitter.com/Drs4Refugees/s…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
To my fellow tanned Australians, don't worry. The Border Force will be easy to spot on the streets. Fig. A pic.twitter.com/xQDJQuFV6s
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
Apologies for the rant before. Anger gets us nowhere. That was really stupid of me. All deleted. Time for 1am toasted sandwich
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Got to be a guest on one of my favourite podcasts HOWEVER I would like to add the caveat that I don't think Hi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @smh : Nicole Cartwright was found dead in a Sydney park with her hands bound together and a restraint collar fixed around her neck. Poli…
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
My New Year's Eve party is going OFF pic.twitter.com/AihqtZH1us
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed to not yet had the opportunity to say "you can't fire me because I quit" before turning on my a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 16th 2016
@natalietran
I know they're just trying to help but whenever I try to follow any yoga or pilates instructor, I call them a 'crazy bitch' pretty quickly
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
... Who. the. fuck. is. Waldo? twitter.com/MaryEllenKatz/…
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
Every interaction I've had with a moth has been frantic. Moths need to calm the fuck down.
July 2nd 2017
@natalietran
rosebud!; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !;: And all I did was buy furniture. Aim higher, nat. Aim higher.
March 18th 2020
@natalietran
RT @chadloder : Supermarket shelves are empty, so I called my local Indian market. “Do you have any butter?” “We only have ghee.” “Ah, th…
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
You could make this place beautiful twitter.com/natalietran/st…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Took twenty minutes of moving in tiny increments to get this close. Just let me touch you. Cats give no fucks. pic.twitter.com/oHxKAsIUFc
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
You know how your parents are always saying ‘you work too hard’ and stuff? Me neither
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Worked with someone who mistook my name for Melanie. I didn't correct him, assuming he'd figure it out eventually,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @WFP : The situation in northeast #Syria is dire. People say what they need most is food, medicine, clothes and other daily essentials.…
February 14th 2016
@natalietran
When you finish studying you stop trying to figure out how to spell words. You just pick another word instead.
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... You mean he beat her because he's violent and has a serious problem? twitter.com/s_deery/status…
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
miss you
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
After an hour of hanging out, a friend insisted on walking me back to my car. They saw the three hour ticket I had bought for our catch up.
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
The last 2+ hours. Not sure why it's stuck but I assume the last 5 % will eventually happen pic.twitter.com/ccehx4sKLJ
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
It’s strange when you hold a baby and someone says “that suits you” because then they get weirded out when you star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
As you get older, dating criteria becomes: doesn't kill other people. That's it.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just realised twitter is the comments section :( ... :) ... :(
November 6th 2019
@natalietran
something to share soon
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
hi! hi! hey! @nashedgerton directed this awesome show based off one of my favourite aussie indie fllms, The Magicia… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Genuinely concerned that I will one day run away with an a cappella singer. I have fallen in love with several.
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
new favourite merch from @ronnychieng pic.twitter.com/GpV1VH1Orw
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
yesterday my tv daughter had to hug me in a scene. it was really nice. imagine someone wanting to hug you.
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Introducing my friend to tea. This is a brew-tea-ful moment pic.twitter.com/oLldOct6qU
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Me: Don't you ever feel not part of it? Completely detached sans a responsibility or two? Don't you feel like you'r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
... um Sure twitter.com/foreverfiinn/s…
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Don't let people make you feel bad about who you are. I don't and I have no friends now.
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever my partner is out of the house I eat biscuits and crackers like I'm in the apocalypse and just found a stocked bunker
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
(I love seeing aussies asking how americans can support a racist and bigot)
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
eek looks gorgeous artsy.net/article/artsy-…
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
Quick, quick, quick, let's go Kiss me and take off your clothes
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
one porridge at a time twitter.com/_SimonMitchell…
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I love how disappointed young people look when their car pulls up in the lane next to mine and they see me. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. HAHAHA
June 14th 2017
@natalietran
happy book day to @AnnaAkana ! X twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
sure sex is great but have you ever killed someone after seeking revenge for 18 years?
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Someone's 11 year old kid told me she's kissed 9 people. That's almost double my number.
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who pick salad instead of hot chips
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Gotta love standing in a lift and saying, "oh no. We're one person over the limit"
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
25 years! ‘Before Sunrise’: The Making of an Indie Classic nytimes.com/2020/01/22/mov…
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
I have a TON of movie ideas if we're spitballing twitter.com/catsmovie/stat…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
When God created people he decided that people can either breed cats or make legitimate looking website. There is no both.
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Just watched an episode of Extreme Couponing. America, just based off your couponing system, you're fucked. You're all fucked.
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Drs4Refugees : When the excitement of a political agenda overrides proper planning. Shame on Chris Bowen who put this wretched... https:…
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today was mas o menos until my friend told me she wants to be a crime solving detective. Sometimes friends just brighten your day.
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Remember being a kid and *not* wanting to take a nap? What kind off buffoonery was that?
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Lunar New Year you Gregorian losers!
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
all these people getting to know their partners for the first time in quarantine
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hi Baby instagram.com/p/BshAYANhnvV/
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
I'm pretty sure everybody sleeps next to two boxes of crackers, a packet of chips, and a box of cookies. Sad part i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
With my bag stolen, so are my cameras and laptop and I may not be able to replace them for a couple of weeks so apologies if I can't upload.
March 23rd 2020
@natalietran
Calling it Chinese Virus incites further racist attacks. Spanish flu isn't from Spain. Swine flu and Spanish flu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Alex @Bballforeverfb has nailed the clap @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/13XPg1DmXu
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
Have been watching so much @Kathbum lately. Have legitimately been trying to figure out if I want to look at havin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SydneyKings : Talk about a connection! What a play by @Didi and @o_tate_ ! pic.twitter.com/eATrsiX5mN
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @PagetKagy : New Trailer + 1st Season Asian-Am @KatLovesLA HERE: youtube.com/c/katloveslase… #AsAmCreatorRollCall @gracesu @AlbertHur888 @gre…
June 27th 2019
@natalietran
Haven't met a pull door I haven't pushed
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Not only is there too much wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, there's a gross praise around the accumulatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Bumped in to the lovely Kate last week and she's in her first play!! it's the last few days if you're looking for s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I've been such a horrendously stupid and ugly person lately. Somebody take away my human license
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You can also call if you hate me as well. 20th of June I'll be in Melbourne with @ASRC1 for their telethon taking… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Guess I can now say my Saturday night was fucking wild twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
... twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
January 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Krazygioo : what the fuck goin on pic.twitter.com/lM4y03PBPZ
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
March 4th 2020
@natalietran
you best ask her that twitter.com/Jun74154673/st…
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
Hollywood saw a parkour video 15 years ago and they never want us to forget it
November 16th 2018
@natalietran
wonderful twitter.com/mcclure111/sta…
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
It's so unfair how quickly people expect you to get over someone. They're all 'you didn't even date, you didn't even know them'
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
time for laughs @ronnychieng 's new Netflix special viewing at lunch pic.twitter.com/HiOuBBiIKf
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry about all that. I'm really happy to hear criticism and know the video was limited in what it explored. Asian… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 6th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had tea with someone who I was a fan of. In the middle of tea we were screaming at each other and decided w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
:(
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks to @ScreenAustralia for sending me to @mip next week with awesome creators like @veritasium @nickboshier @ConnorVanV and @mychonny
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
I admire that humans don't let fear stop them. Humans will always push past boundaries pic.twitter.com/CvEpJqHfPg
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
First love is fun and all but you lose a lot of cds and books in the end.
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
How can this still be happening abc.net.au/news/2017-10-0…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
My mother always told me that there were enough strangers in the world who would pay you compliments and tell you t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Does heaven have a number of child molestation cases it caps entrance at? twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The football team everyone wants to win. So incredible to watch the bravery and dedication to get these kids. Thank… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what Pokemon Go is but I know it makes me a grumpy old man. Now get off my lawn
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : Tickets to the NY live show are moving quickly. Get your tickets now to avoid missing out! caveat.nyc/event/is-there…
August 23rd 2019
@natalietran
The Bachelor is such fantasy. Imagine having more than one going out dress.
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
origami instructions are a scam
March 26th 2020
@natalietran
it's not even the weirdest my replies have looked pic.twitter.com/2IY4I7ccSS
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
<3 Last year @qkenihan had me on his show and his last five eps have just been released including our chat. Q was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
my youngest niece freaking loves the Do-Re-Mi song. She thinks I wrote it. This is a nice feeling. It means a lot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Recommendations for wide curved monitor for sim racing?
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
We did a cooking class and the chef was hilarious saying things like ‘so when you cook yourself dinner during the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha love this. Agree with @raychenviolin . Don't trust people who don't like the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto instagram.com/p/Boq371qDg2F/…
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, spider. I don't kill you and you don't build webs on my desk at work. You know how cobwebs on your desk looks.
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That would be kind of ... weird? My parents are from Vietnam if you're going that angle. How far do you want me to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 6th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Must Contain One Uppercase Letter Watch it here > youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ < pic.twitter.com/45iYhtYDtm
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
Have you ever finished a crossword puzzle with someone? I don't want to be dramatic but I'm calling it the best blo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
YES, I UNDERSTAND THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND RELIGION. My point is I don't like that that excuse even exists.
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Daley_Pearson : Surreal
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan is a fool. He chose midnight to tell me he has a surprise for me and thinks I'm going to let him sleep. He sa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jrhennessy : @natalietran I'll be at the preview screening and I'll be constantly emitting a low pitched hum and screaming in the loud b…
August 24th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a wonderful time at @MelbWritersFest meeting so many wonderful people. You guys are all so great! pic.twitter.com/3WCdai1oeP
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
Protests tomorrow around Aus see you at the Sydney one! twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Really excited to be going to @vidcon this year! I'm going to have a shower and everything! twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
This. Best Friend by Rex Orange County open.spotify.com/track/47Bg6IrM…
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
um what? twitter.com/michaelebeid/s…
February 4th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AdamBandt : I call on everyone, but particularly young Australians, to join our movement for a Green New Deal so together we can fight t…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Can you feel the love? instagram.com/p/Bh5gYvFnXRS/…
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
Thought I was watching a terrible video review of a shoe brand. Turns out it was a foot fetish video. With that in mind, A+
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
There’s no aphrodisiac like 10 minutes to kill
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran Who is this?
January 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Being English like a boss. Had afternoon tea at @ClaridgesHotel . Tempted to do it again pic.twitter.com/fQoW1qPJPY
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
Why is this still a discussion? Change the date of Australia Day
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I feel like I'm getting better at acting like I'm not terrified when someone's dog greets me at the door
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
they're incredible. #ThaiCaveRescue twitter.com/2mins_2_win_it…
May 23rd 2020
@natalietran
How wild are school photos? Why do we grow up and stop having our portraits taken and then printed multiple times t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 14th 2019
@natalietran
I’m getting really tired of radiating sexual energy
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Tell me more about this sugar baby arrangement thing. Can you really just do dinners? Asking for me.
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Hawkins_Kevin : @natalietran Can you please RT Live Below the Line's new video? We're an Aussie campaign fighting extreme poverty! https…
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Fandango : Alright, here it is, the full Adam Sandler #SpiritAwards “Best Personality” speech, accepting his Best Actor award for #Uncut…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : 9 hours left in the #p4a fundraiser this year. Still great perks available: indiegogo.com/projects/proje…
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today I asked my friend if he wanted to open our new planners together because it's exciting. He declined? How goo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2018
@natalietran
oh my my my!
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Can you go to Coachella if you're not confident wearing sleeveless shirts?
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I consider one word text replies to be a sign of aggression and, quite frankly, an invitation to a duel. Weapon of choice, first to die.
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Oh, Sydney, stop being gorgeous pic.twitter.com/n4reQRntKa
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
To have the passion of a conspiracy theorist.
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Bring them here Town hall if you're in the area pic.twitter.com/CNXGX3S2iJ
November 13th 2017
@natalietran
A stranger tried to help guide me while I reverse parked my car. I decided I would not trust his judgement but woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
That's a lie. I needed to change my top 8 friends. 6/8 hate me now. How do I add Mariah Carey on this thing?
January 5th 2020
@natalietran
ah. That's being a social influencer twitter.com/celestebarber_…
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Saw a group who sail model boats. I want in. Does anybody here do that? How do you start?
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
gah can't stop looking at his tattoos. Going to be in la next month if anyone has any tips on how to get a last min… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2019
@natalietran
sister sent me this. My niece has apparently been telling the same joke to everybody. Multiple times. Learns from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
It makes me slightly uncomfortable that people refer to their online community as their 'family' or 'fam' because I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @burgotastic : If we let this one family stay, then we’ll have to let stay every family who makes a positive contribution to their commun…
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
When you hit "NEXT" one too many times on a site, get confused and think, "but this isn't a picture of 10 Child Stars Who Grew Up To Be Hot"
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I like to fall in love with every dog I pass in the street
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
My work life is trying to figure out how to avoid emails from Dropbox
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Fairy bread before dinner is for true champions pic.twitter.com/uT815VFo30
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
At university my best friend and I woke up on Valentines day, bought dozens and dozens of roses, wrapped them, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
hey Google, how do I train my cat to preheat the oven when I text her?
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Cannot move bed frame back. Will have to sleep in living room forever
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine watching the fight and then thinking about how the same man has punched a mother in front of her children
August 29th 2017
@natalietran
My hilarious friend Sheridan @5oh19 wrote a book! smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…
November 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know hearing about other people's dreams is usually boring but last night I had a dream about going to different… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I took 492 selfies but unfortunately they all looked like me
September 11th 2019
@natalietran
What scares me about being alone is if you entered the dating scene you could date someone and they could turn arou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney, there's a Detention Harms Health Medical Student March - Saturday, April 7, 2018 12:00 PM Hyde Park, Sydney.
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
Ok, Richard, you're in there too twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'll never be in a Mission Impossible movie like I've always dreamed but I did drive home today while the petrol ga… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Just had some No campaigners at my door and I haven't even died and been sent to hell yet.
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
My huge fan @nashedgerton is great pic.twitter.com/Rt8k1CU8JJ
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Our Government is ignoring the advice of medical experts - add your name to @GetUp ’s call for a Senate Inquiry. The public des…
November 26th 2019
@natalietran
It's not my fault they got lazy twitter.com/burgotastic/st…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Craving oranges
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
me after a break up smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/tex…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TroyKinne : You may wanna dim your TV screens slight at 9pm, coz @natalietran is gonna light that shit up. She’s one of my favourite fun…
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Pretty Hobart pic.twitter.com/e4dUo8RnbI
July 6th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTubeHits : We have @natalietran on the show tonight!!! We're asking about that awkward time she met @shanedawson ^_^ http://t.co/5vHN…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm doing so well!! That's why I'm online so much!
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
rosberg!
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Chocolate money instead of real money because it cuts out the middle man
August 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SBS : A fresh, insightful and surprising investigation of the global vitamin and supplements craze. #Vitamania premieres this Sunday 8.3…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
ohmygodohmygodohmygod twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hank, you're the little sister I never had pic.twitter.com/uQpgprxDnd
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely messages x
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries New Vid >> youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 << Like you wouldn't be tempted pic.twitter.com/zOqOpRKAPY
February 18th 2020
@natalietran
Thanks Jake Paul! twitter.com/jakepaul/statu…
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
mission impossible trailer out soon and snabba cash in that new netflix show. this is great indoor excitement
September 19th 2019
@natalietran
small victory but still good news twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Flash Player: Nothing in my life is up to date. Please, just stop bullying me.
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
loved it twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Conversation I have with myself when I see someone in ripped jeans "Maybe I could pull off ripped jeans" "No, you can't" "No, I can't"
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/viEwQM31mC
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @randompanda : So far I'm less than 30 seconds in and these @natalietran videos for the Galaxy S5 are on point. youtu.be/vQwA8ijoK1w?li…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
p.s. Trying to find a way to use the costumes for 3 videos to make up cost. I welcome ideas
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
love emails from my dad pic.twitter.com/920fCraOKG
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Cat lady level up pic.twitter.com/m0LWjvbsZU
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
too wonderful to get to meet some of you at @YouTubeFanFest ! Thanks so much for coming and to @Jenna_Marbles and @ConnorFranta for our seg x
January 22nd 2020
@natalietran
He was a skater boy She said, "see you later, boy" He wasn't good enough for her I break down each time twitter.com/jules_lefevre/…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
So many friends getting married overseas next year. Can't wait to disappoint them by accepting every. single. fucki… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
when you're in school they really make you think creating papier-mâché objects is going to feature in your life mor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
August 25th 2019
@natalietran
If your napkin doesn't fall off your lap during the meal, you're a witch
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
thinking of launching a new skincare line with @anthonypadilla as head copywriter twitter.com/anthonypadilla…
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
too many babies in grocery stores with smokers cough
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
. @nprscottsimon is a really big fan of mine twitter.com/DanCurtissID/s…
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
So interesting reading about how influencers are ruining things/not real celebrities. Think about how shitty the idea of celebrity is at all
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
*packs bag* twitter.com/TrevDon/status…
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
In the UK soon, any suggestions for things to do other than swimming in Mr. Darcy's lake?
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Got a walkie talkie! Over Look, you can do awkward pauses on this too. Over *pause* Over pic.twitter.com/UImQSmFZbA
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
I really thought I would have been caught in a broken elevator with a handsome billionaire by now
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
GENUINELY concerned/terrified that I am this program. These are all my text messages. And I live in a glass tube. youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaN…
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
Definitely post lots of photos of your new relationship everywhere. It will end well. You will be happy to see them in the future.
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
hi!
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
fuuuuuuuuuuuudging so excited could punch everyone twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @insightSBS : Victorian Premier @DanielAndrewsMP slams NSW Government over #GaybyBaby 'rubbish' bit.ly/1IiR1w6 #LGBTI http://t.co…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
JT was in the video. Read this about his experience being an Asian man. This is about being an ally to each other… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
oh shiiieeet look at her petticoat. Who does she think she is?
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Worried the vid I'm working on for today won't make sense to normal ppl. Have to run it past friends first. Preview: pic.twitter.com/31Uf23YOLa
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
You would hope twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Any recommendations for orthodontists in Sydney? Should really get braces. Can't let these teeth hold back t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
If you don't steal your partner's hot chips, are you even in love? pic.twitter.com/8A55PFTPqg
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Had to go back for one last hit. If you're across the road at Laneway today make sure you see Quillty on its last d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Twitter really is a racist's kryptonite
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
fucking called it twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Nobody should be sending you abuse, @s_deery It's a shame you suggested you heard what the frustration was and then… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
someone you've been crushing on hard: honey, I've booked us a surprise getaway... twitter.com/lonelyplanet/s…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
This year my Halloween costume is Person who doesn't have crippling insecurities which are actually probably truth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
salesperson: Do you use a night cream? me: No salesperson: An eye cream? me: No salesperson: You're really should.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 7th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just made up an incredible story about a fake, ill person in my room to justify how much food I was taking for breakfast. I was moved
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @fakeedbutler : This speech (about how much we hurt asylum seekers) will literally be illegal tomorrow. Read it now. http://t.co/3PrAiu…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
I love that in tv shows, people’s enemies are good looking members of the opposite sex. Mine is the old lady at the bakery who judges me.
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @angryasianman : Who is this? I will follow her. pic.twitter.com/k56TlFukbT
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
One of the most frustrating and humbling things having ocd has taught me is that your brain can lie to you. It can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
big thank you to @LukeWMcGregor , @CeliaPacquola , and the Rosehaven team for having me along this week. It blows me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Daley_Pearson : Bluey's just been nominated for an Emmy. Here's the beautiful team at the studio in Brisbane
December 11th 2015
@natalietran
It's been tough pretending to know stuff about Star Wars. I know it's where I belong in society but I feel very fraudulent.
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
Why is the Australian f1 still going ahead?
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Loved it. @johngreen 's talk at #brandcast youtu.be/LfABP083wbU
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
sad about the outcome but good game tonight @SydneyKings ! Plus, got to kiss the lion. pic.twitter.com/Bs6RW2plVi
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Thanks to the @thefinebros for having me in another video and my heart grows even more for @veritasium in it youtube.com/watch?v=n-U2Ba…
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @DanSpenser : Living. twitter.com/goodreads/stat…
January 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sleemol : Just about everyone knows this iconic photo of @FredHollows - but perhaps not the story behind it. news.com.au/lifestyle/real…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
forgot about this song for a few years. Recommend with a cup of tea and hot water bottle open.spotify.com/track/4cURHmiu…
March 13th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I log into Netflix and see a "kids" account I freak out and wonder where my kids are
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
me: Are you going ok with the isolation? Do you need me to go get you books? dad: Isolation is my old friend. Duri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
BBC News - Zimbabwe crisis: Army takes over - Mugabe 'detained' bbc.com/news/world-afr…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Great job @Socceroos ! #DENAUS
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
filming a wedding groom: I've planned a surprise after dessert. Can you film it? me: Sure. What is it? groom: It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
oh my goodness twitter.com/ladbible/statu…
October 17th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I'd be worried about in a zombie world? Losing my hair tie. Lots of hair tie raids in my squad
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
This is my favourite picture because you know that robot is the workplace bitch twitter.com/spectatorindex…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
He's absolutely abhorrent and will be responsible for generations of disenfranchised Australians twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Any recs for places to get a nice violin in Sydney? Still have my student one but would love to get a new one.
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
... geez theguardian.com/australia-news…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
Will take it as a personal attack if any ytber here for vidcon doesn't fly to sydney and have tea with me after. I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Sad face @SimuLiu pic.twitter.com/kLkB4mVph9
February 27th 2020
@natalietran
just don't want to die and have that photo of my niece's crazy makeup as the last photo of self on my feed. Also,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
What's the equivalent of a barber for women? Somewhere I can sit in a line with school kids and get my hair cut in 5 minutes?
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw @MissSaigonUK . Too many feels. Was wonderful to finally get to see Tamsin on stage! pic.twitter.com/dJ39UJlgi3
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
January 24th 2019
@natalietran
Sorry if I've not communicated well. Hit a bad patch with my ocd and it took a while to get better. Wasn't able to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
This week I join myself on my own podcast
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Watching kids colour in things the wrong colour makes me nauseous.
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I watched a 12 year on her phone. In 5 minutes she watched 1 billion vines, liked 9382 instagrams, and watched 2432 videos. I ate a sandwich
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
any sydney ao dai recs?
July 31st 2015
@natalietran
one day everything is going normal and then boom, you love cushions
July 5th 2019
@natalietran
my current move is to tell people I’ll watch the show they're passionately recommending and then not follow through
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @TroyKinne ! mumbrella.com.au/kinne-tonight-… I think his little joke at the end was mean/good but he insists he was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Video stores make me so incredibly happy. Here, new releases, take all my money. Weeklies, you know you have my hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
I wear too much tv merch to be OK
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
If another caucasian (who works in the industry) tells me how lucky I am because now is the time they'll green ligh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
really want to become a pro athlete so that I an achieve something on the court/field then wink, kiss my hand, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
oh ok. When Ewan McGregor sits next to a bear in a field and talks to it about their colour coordinating tops, it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
Watching the @bluejays vs @mets! When I say watching, I mean shoving chips in my mouth pic.twitter.com/xmxWWXSRfa
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Good to know we're mistakes. Australia is paying for Malcolm Fraser's immigration mistakes, says Peter Dutton theguardian.com/australia-news…
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
me: Do you ever feel lonely at night? me: Sometimes
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Other people's sandwiches always look amazing
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
I'm as trustworthy as a person who wears turtlenecks under suits
April 8th 2020
@natalietran
RT @arlenparsa : Illinois is 70% white, but 70% of coronavirus deaths here are people of color. When you hear about one racial group dying…
July 23rd 2017
@natalietran
humans
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
A bird set its nest up in our roof. Try complaining about that without sounding like an evil character in a Disney movie.
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
can't. Just uploaded a photo that I don't really look like and want you guys to think this is how I look now. Also… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 11th 2019
@natalietran
this week every dollar is matched! twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Today Sydney's message in the sky, broadcast to our gay friends and family, tells us why the NO vote is actually the aggressive side
December 29th 2019
@natalietran
It's insane to me that you can still go to a clothing website and find no mention about ethical manufacturing or ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Martin Place Sydney Show compassion This family have contributed to Aus #letthemstay #HomttoBilo pic.twitter.com/Jo6QHYJCqI
May 13th 2016
@natalietran
Well I just ate a whole pizza, cried, ate hot chips, and then contemplated changing my hair colour. So I guess it's that time of the month
August 10th 2016
@natalietran
You won this time, liquid eyeliner, but one day... one day.
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @aherman2006 : trying to write a sentence without an em dash pic.twitter.com/hWhsOsJlN3
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
email from mum, text from dad pic.twitter.com/tMUTWF3LKc
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
When do you ever go up to the birthday card section and not feel like you're picking the least awful card?
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, I wouldn't usually share 'I just donated' stuff but it's nice to remember what your money can do, especially with all the gift giving
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
My best friend, Sar, is incredible. She follows a million boyband twitter accounts and mine so I constantly post/do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @smh : In an unprecedented move, federal police are considering charging high-profile journalists for publishing secret information | @Be…
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
visiting Sydney is seeing the same body of water from different angles
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous. Breathtaking. Tasteful. There's also some free space in the sky. Could we get ads projected onto that to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Too urgent to push to the side a murmur too loud to ignore but my dear my darling my nightmare We’ve done this dance before
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine what you think of Thai people if you can only think of Thailand as a place to live as a white person if you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
How gorgeous is this? He totally ruined her time, but still twitter.com/CBSEveningNews…
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
someone keeps ringing my landline and hanging up and quite frankly it's been the only exercise I've had in a while
April 21st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I make my bed I feel like I've eaten a healthy breakfast, done some yoga, and invented stuff
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
When somebody tells me I can’t achieve something, I don’t bother arguing. That’s a waste of time. Instead, I put my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
I wish. Then someone would be uploading pic.twitter.com/CxmsAG9FXD
April 27th 2017
@natalietran
Adults love a good dip and some crackers
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
you never want a donut when it's practical
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
There's a lot of crazy news these days so to add to it, they now sell Sour Patch Kids in larger quantities. pic.twitter.com/CrG21oGWnK
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
hopefully I'll scratch off all of my face
November 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Facebook photo of a sunset. Comment from parent underneath: Can you please let me know about your dad's birthday dinner??? Kids are mean
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
This is probably the best summary of how I feel about the name. We haven't heard anything to suggest even the ackno… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Cannot wait for this pre roll to finish so I can start living my awesome life! That's what's happening now, right? Life gets better, RIGHT??
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I have and it's wonderful! Sent Hannah a dm about it this morning. Highly recommend. twitter.com/louxley/status…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Today I waited in line for a cupcake and hated the person I had let myself become
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Alexa, can I say I was with you last night?
May 15th 2018
@natalietran
horrific twitter.com/guardian/statu…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
I need to learn from the passive aggressiveness of telephone messages that say “did you know you can also head over to our website?”
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 @benabrahammusic and @gnash gnash - dear insecurity ft. ben abraham youtube.com/watch?v=oLmYZS…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Endless admiration of the courage involved in this rescue, the kids, and their coach. The scope of this is terrifyi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 7th 2019
@natalietran
Marriage Story made me so sad. Imagine finishing work for the day and you all go to a bar to hang out together and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
classy shop assistants don’t talk to you, you talk to them
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
new vid: TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << RT if you feels
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Some variation of socialism that doesn't make people so angry/scared. Who doesn't want things like universal health… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Tickled pink to have the delightfully funny @natalietran as the MC at the Human Rights Law Centre’s Fundraising Dinner in Sydn…
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Why do people immediately assume that you want kids just because you like hanging out with them and cry whenever someone brings them up?
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about kids is how early they want cake. Eldest niece is learning to write at school and wrote this c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
I was 103 twitter.com/PlinketyPlink/…
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
Rowan asked me to help him pick a character avatar for a game he was playing. When I looked at the screen I got so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Though I usually just click "accept" for Change of Privacy Policy type things, I just read through the one for my e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hoomans. So weak.
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Good Photo Side >> youtu.be/F_UUjLu6mI0 << pic.twitter.com/beffXWjMJ6
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
It seems if you play one song on repeat for three hours, people working near you will get a little irritated?
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so excited to share my upcoming project with you guys! I've been work- just kidding. I'm about to watch a zac efron movie.
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
People don't give you want you want in life. Trust me. Have not received any scripts for me to star as Oscar Isaac's lover in a movie. None.
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully this comes up on his facebook feed too pic.twitter.com/Vb52SYIXLz
May 25th 2020
@natalietran
. @TroyKinne 's new season of Kinne Tonight is back on tonight at 9.30 CH 10! twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
Being Australian is offending someone from overseas with a joke
February 16th 2019
@natalietran
mosquitos need to get their act together
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
me and my cat twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
at least if you’re being catfished, someone’s answering your texts
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
haven't used stuff like this in many years but any recommendations for software for notating etc? @AvidSibelius , @finaleofficial others?
May 7th 2020
@natalietran
. @lucydurack cowrote a gorgeous 6 part miniseries that tells the story of Love during Lockdown. Also starring… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @natalietran : Bugger! Annoyed to have missed the first two weeks of this. The account @YearOnEarth is: Live tweeting the history of the…
May 13th 2017
@natalietran
Instagram makes me feel like humans are just mannequins for brands.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We played a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ms_michellelaw : Donate whatever you can spare! Let's free Aboriginal mums in WA prisons who can’t afford their fines. https://t.co/w1uS…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
roast potatoes give me more than I give others
October 24th 2016
@natalietran
Best season of Black Mirror so far. Thanks @charltonbrooker for 6 fantastic films!
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through my donation and you can too! Well done to the amazing team and all their helpers at @ASRC1 … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @archillect : pic.twitter.com/tqOIpGfMeq
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
Picked up to reread a few days ago. Just finished. Some @alaindebotton is always good pic.twitter.com/GlEyD90m43
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
December 30th 2018
@natalietran
April 16th 2019
@natalietran
who is chasing all these women in perfume ads?
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AltieriRicky : *friend breaks up* me: it was never right *gets back together* me: shows maturity *breaks up again* me: well now you…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Today my neighbour caught me ducking behind a parked car trying to avoid him. Life is mean.
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Oxfam : Earthquake in #Nepal - Oxfam is there, please help us save lives oxf.am/ZMQR #NepalQuake pic.twitter.com/quTocyp9qj
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adilray : Those who point fingers of blame to Muslims and immigrants and those that prop them up as columnists, pundits or programme gue…
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
Well that was a lot more dramatic and upsetting than anticipated. Would watch movie version twitter.com/Mr_DrinksOnMe/…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : I've uploaded a video to YouTube where my cat teaches me the secret to picking up! youtu.be/S9snaj93aJU http://t.co/fdj…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : NEW VIDEO youtu.be/9PKrG1UTbO4 In this vid my cat plays King Feline III - Eater of Foods. Enjoy! https://t.co/OarEIO36…
January 19th 2020
@natalietran
*gets on knees and prays* Please Harry and Meghan on House Hunters International
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about working for yourself is going to the cinemas at 10am. It's just you and that dude in the front row, baby.
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
thank you for explaining football twitter.com/leesha666/stat…
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
I love watching teams of friends compete on reality tv. Since my chess app on facebook isn't working out I'd like t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Pretending to understand a pop culture reference in conversation isn't worth it. It comes back. It always comes back.
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
latter garbage in a wildly unfair competition. One ep of CCGC is estimated to cost 100k. When you have the luxury to spend more than the
December 31st 2017
@natalietran
I want to feel your heartbeat
January 8th 2020
@natalietran
RT @skstock : One more time for the people in the back: You are not defined by your achievements. You are defined by your relationships, y…
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
god I love hugging people who hate hugs
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
friends and family : This person doesn't care about you. They are a bad person. This will not end well for you. me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/YwQtbGSrel
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrkocnnll : "When Steve Bannon was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind" reads, in all fairness, like a very solid opening…
August 21st 2018
@natalietran
Nice try, email scam. I don't have 4 friends pic.twitter.com/qYpbIeJKES
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
It's late and not so good but new vid uploading today soon! pic.twitter.com/v2WZhFnWnS
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
We may not be on this earth for a reason but today I woke up knowing I was going to smash a donut
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
Hope this email finds you miserable
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Watched a bit of the Lego movie. It was so intense I felt like I was in a coma and was watching the world go by at 500% speed
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
Jesus. BTS have more concerts happening so I guess I have to figure out how to get tickets again and take my friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @FightLoudly : @natalietran this is the petition to stop Saeed's deportation #SaveSaeed change.org/p/qantas-emira…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Cat's been a little more affectionate lately. Don't worry, cat. When the dog comes I'm totally ditching you pic.twitter.com/glDTmboiA5
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
I miss my mailman. Nobody ever tells you you're going to miss the mailman.
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't stop thinking about this dessert one restaurant serves only at lunch. Yesterday I called up and asked them to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @CondimentWords : It’s 9am and I’ve already seen someone sobbing in the street
December 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @RowanJones_ You love so unconditionally I often take it for granted and forget how rare that actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2019
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : Every day, women in NSW are treated as second class citizens when it comes to healthcare by the criminalisation of aborti…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to fall in love at least once a week
November 6th 2016
@natalietran
Have doctor apt tomorrow and am genuinely scared she's going to tell me my blood test came back and my blood is made up entirely of skittles
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
hmm @Youfoodz @woolworths A little concerning that the owners of @Youfoodz are in circles where they think this so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 30th 2017
@natalietran
It's Rowan's birthday tomorrow and I just caught him opening and using his present without telling me. The balls on this kid
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
You really don't get to use the wheels on an office chair as much as you think you will. I've only ever seen someo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
uploading!
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Have you ever seen someone sitting at a bus stop who didn't look miserable as fuck?
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
If you find someone calling out racism (intended or not) as wholly absurd or overly sensitive, maybe... just maybe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
sure. Perhaps #AlwaysBeMyMaybe is a big deal because it's got asian leads etc. but THE DAD WAS HOT
May 12th 2020
@natalietran
recently watched Cocktail and went through 1. This is about how fun making cocktails is 2. This is about toxic mas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
when your amazing friends make you hilariously awesome presents. Thanks @tim_dunlop pic.twitter.com/ZBoqB7gIvL
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
definitely makes me feel at ease seeing americans buy flamethrowers
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
:( @JohnSafran just ignored my Strictly Ballroom gif. Listen to the rhythm, don't be scared
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
I've seen aussie kids trick or treating today. Blame your parents for the ritz crackers I'm about to throw in your face.
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is when someone calls me up/emails thinking I'm this Natalie Tran. "Are you after the go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
It's not the point, obviously, but I LOVE the idea of a billionaire offering to do a favour like drop something off… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Do you sell chains for reading glasses?" "We do! Is this for a parent?" "Sure. Why not."
December 26th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what a threesome feels like? Because it feels good pic.twitter.com/mOycWbE4Rb
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Someone sent over a dessert to my table last night like in the movies. It was weird because I waved, ate it politel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : What do you do with food photos? @natalietran ponders the same question #YTFF goo.gl/8qrxPR pic.twitter.com/Kx9gLOrM3i
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
so @veritasium and I had a chat on skype about this black hole image a few days ago. I'm very sore he didn't do thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's funny how people talk about how poorly they eat during the holidays. Guys, this is how sad people eat every day. It's great, right?
March 17th 2015
@natalietran
Usually when that red spelllcheck line appears I think, "yeah, that was a long shot" Then spellcheck suggestions says, "I got nothing, man"
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being the devil and having to spend at least an hour to do makeup to look like Peter Dutton every single morning
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Can You Ignore Multiple Sneezes? >> youtube.com/watch?v=3Z_Eqp… << Three strikes and you're out pic.twitter.com/FbPlWbZURE
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
brain: Do not eat birthday cake for breakfast me: It has walnuts on it and nuts are healthy. brain: can’t argue with facts
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 9th 2020
@natalietran
we held a pretend auction but the youngest niece only wanted ONE thing. A ring. She won it, put it on, threw the re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
I had a dream last night where I purposefully moved into the dark to trick a man into thinking I looked better. IN MY DREAM.
February 9th 2018
@natalietran
This morning I forgot to check Facebook and am now feeling a huge hole usually filled by videos of giant disgusting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 11th 2014
@natalietran
This week's new vid! When People Call In Sick >> youtube.com/watch?v=TZrcvH… <<
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
You can make a monthly or one off donation or they also have collection points where you can donate packets of pads… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 24th 2019
@natalietran
RT @JodiMcKayMP : The entire Sydney public bus fleet is being privatised. A shocking betrayal. Where was this during the election campaign,…
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! What Do People Do With Photos of Food? 》 youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q 《
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've always thought one of the most tragic things is when love isn't synchronised and then you remember you're raci… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2019
@natalietran
The Asian thing ... Pretending? Do you think most rich people are rich simply because they work harder or are bett… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 30th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah for sure it's what's inside that counts. That's why so many celebrities and rich people are with ugly nice people.
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
this is just great @cellobeat @JacobSzekely . Swoon youtu.be/UhuGhMQycVc
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
them: Think outside the box me, sitting comfortably inside box: I'd like to take out a longterm lease please
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, I just really want to have a baby. And then have someone come and look after it most of the time. Maybe I just want to hold one.
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
saw my 7 year old niece in a play today and it was hectic. It was Alice in Wonderland and - The caterpillar didn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
7yo niece just told me that one of the bonuses experienced when she does knitting is that her pedometer thinks she'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Borders are imaginary lines created by humans. Don’t let cruelness fool you into thinking such manmade constructs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
absolutely gutted that I'm not taking you all to see 50 shades today
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mikkipedia : I think the Banksy thing is pretty badass but never forget that in 1998 Chris Burden installed a battering ram connected to…
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
missing my @eg friends this year. No doubt @mjhawley put on yet another fantastic year x pic.twitter.com/Or5JkPkUep
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
This is exciting! Someone tell me which night to buy a ticket to. Can't decide twitter.com/SydOperaHouse/…
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
very disappointing and sad day for Australia @JacquiLambie Every day I become less convinced that goodness wins… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
If you were wondering, you can play Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl approx 4 times in a row before the person next to you gets annoyed
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
concerns of a lot of people creating user generated content on youtube, it’s incredibly ugly to call what they make garbage.
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
32 is actually pretty low for me she said, with "an air of composed, indignant, narcissistic bemusement." twitter.com/truthhunter19/…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Recommendations for books to read before bed? Something not too stressful? Preferably funny? Brutal sex scenes?
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
There should be a dating app for just people I personally like. How hard is that to organise?
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
WE'RE GETTING A DOG. Need to tell as many people as possible
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/XxAPQzQjDI
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I like to hit snooze at least once. You have to play hard to get.
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
Can I please purchase? This is the only way I want to walk around my house from now on twitter.com/seamuseum_/sta…
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
In constant fear the doctor will tell me I have scurvy
May 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being alone is great. Being with yourself is terrible.
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine if the Devil did wear Prada. Just for a minute, imagine it.
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever wake up, eat pancakes someone has lovingly made for you from scratch, sip your tea, and think ‘there ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
tried to do the sneaky late follow back on instagram but @TroyKinne noticed... after I noticed how often he hinted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/pyfwCJk73E
December 13th 2019
@natalietran
Wore workout clothes and intended to exercise after class but got lazy and drove home... yet the clothes insinuated… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
How incredible is it that we get to exist under this beautiful sky? twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rac_sydney : We have some great speakers lined up for the rally on Saturday. We need 1000s of people to join us on the streets to keep u…
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
Mum and dad dropped off a bag of lollies out the front of my house. Look what mum wrote on the top of the bag pic.twitter.com/rOCU7Jn11q
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, website. I'd love to receive news and updates from you. I barely call my own mother but yes, please, do keep in touch.
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Falling in love as an adult is hard because you're tired and you know you should probably eat the food in the fridge
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm that woman in the grocery store comparing identical bread loaves who looks like she's had a rough time
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @AdrianneHRLC : Anti-democratic laws being rushed through by @DanielAndrewsMP will impact the rights and freedoms of all Victorians. Nobo…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
just let me warm my feet under you
June 30th 2017
@natalietran
I burn 65423687442225412694 calories whenever I'm made to wait in a car parked illegally
February 8th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful evening at @Concertgebouw and such a pleasure to get to hear the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra pic.twitter.com/CdmRBpgjVV
January 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ms_michellelaw : I guess this country is now being run by Bette Midler, Celeste Barber and P!nk.
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
ugh can't we just vote for the ABC? twitter.com/smh/status/111…
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
a large part of being a cat lady is spending your time talking to bags on the floor that you think are the cat
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
votes by terrified idiots impressed by this stunt > every terrible consequence that comes along with this kind of behaviour #borderforce
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
I didn’t choose the tracksuit life. The tracksuit life chose me
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
2.30 am: You know, if you'd just worked properly during the day you wouldn't have to be here right now. 3am: yeah
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/6Y35lL10dq
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
Took it down. Paranoid the sauce man will see this
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
How absurdly exquisite is tea? I could be watching someone die and if I had a cup of tea in my hand, it would be... quite delightful.
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @DemarcusRucker : Imagine being an adult and thinking you can get 130 billion dollars with hard work and determination. https://t.co/HIO0…
September 7th 2019
@natalietran
If you're the one who lies back during sex and the other person helps undresses you, you're the hot one
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Fair enough " @MBCraig57 : @YouTube @natalietran I am pretty sure retweeting an older video doesn't count as putting up one this week.... "
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
After rewatching the first half hour of Pretty Woman, I've decided I'd like to be a prostitute too. That's the point of this movie, right?
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
A friend put me onto this so thought I'd share. @whogivesacraptp recycled toilet paper with money going to building toilets in developing
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @justfordave : We as a society love telling ourselves the story of Spider-Man
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
hey hey!! The lovely @RemyHii is going to be on @theprojecttv tonight!! oh no OH NO pic.twitter.com/vpYNcpeQ1o
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
wild twitter.com/ZonePhysics/st…
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
I read some of my script for my next video to my mum yesterday. She laughed and said, "you wear that same shirt every time you come over"
July 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Going to destroy some cake today. Woke up to this awesome swag too. Thanks @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/XzOJ0L3Gyi
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Wearing Ao dai...s? Ao dais? What's the plural? pic.twitter.com/podQDWeHsw
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Personally, I think humble pie actually tastes ok after a few bites. Always trust the people who truly love you ove… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Apologies. Meant to link the article, not just the picture of the protest. Impossible to listen to this and not be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
love the idea of new faces. You do need policies to get my vote though haha Let me find 2000 bucks and fill out so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 14th 2020
@natalietran
Crazy Recipe Asians? Culinary Rich Asians? @RemyHii making breakfast burritos. Dude even grinds his spices. pic.twitter.com/zD46goJu8f
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Mum brought mangoes over in this bag a few weeks ago. Makes sense pic.twitter.com/KRiPXDn9SQ
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
Been feeling a bit broken and then woke up this morning to this gorgeous voice message from my niece. She's a smart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Can't believe how much weight I've put on just from eating churros twice a day for two weeks
October 24th 2017
@natalietran
At what point in life do you start understanding what customised license plates are meant to say?
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Opens laptop to show guest video Old page loads to show "ETHICAL UNDERWEAR" search Closes tab to reveal another tab "UNETHICAL UNDERWEAR"
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
and then my ovaries exploded pic.twitter.com/rnuekdGiM0
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
bananas are the sweatpants of fruit
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
cool series by @sweetjustice you can check out youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8zAs…
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Animals know too much
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
If you don't want to have Indian for dinner then maybe we should just stop this now before feelings get involved
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I had a dream where @amyschumer slept with my dad, banked at HSBC, and loved Paypal. So I guess don’t eat three bags of crackers before bed.
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, perhaps the last tweets were too subtle. ** Why are you supporting a fight of a man guilty of domestic violence?** HE PUNCHES WOMEN
May 26th 2019
@natalietran
It's fucked up that people assume you're pregnant just because you post a photo of a positive pregnancy test. They… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
naw bubba twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @ctek47 : @natalietran No love conundrums this Christmas because my partner got me this shirt! New outfit fist pump! http://t.co/33YVuxwf…
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
Oscar for best male actor pic.twitter.com/ztmDfLrE40
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @girl_in_paris_ : Keep calling people.. the mood is changing... I have called twice a day for the past two weeks... The backbench wants c…
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
Word twitter.com/msexcel/status…
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
Weird thing to say but I really enjoy October. Ever since that halloween video, I receive emails from people whenev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Also any recs for weekend getaway from Sydney? I've got a new lens and want to romance it a little.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan: Can I just read it without you? Me: NO It's been six months and still no dent pic.twitter.com/Zcx1wdDqzO
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
One 0.008 cents at a time twitter.com/bb_steps/statu…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Will take this as you offering to perform it next we meet twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
OK, @PeterDutton_MP theguardian.com/world/2018/apr…
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, mirror. In my head I looked a lot better than this
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Considering I don't have any children this is high concept and I'll consider it. twitter.com/LizzieDeerest/…
April 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Sorry. Remembered a couple reasons why I didn't upload that one but the biggest one was that what I used in the vid… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
eek! One of my best friend's show The Chefs Line launches tonights on SBS @ 6pm so please check it out! Looks great sbs.com.au/food/programs/…
April 4th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You stare at someone for 40 minutes and wonder what they use in their hair and all of a sudden they think you're a weirdo. Wow
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
I love when my fans interact with each other <3 twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
There's nothing more honest than the low angle your phone camera provides when you accidentally open and it shows you all your chins
May 31st 2020
@natalietran
RT @natalietran : amymcquire.substack.com/p/we-must-bear…
November 9th 2019
@natalietran
The best thing about being an adult is you can eat junk food instead of proper meals. The worst thing about being… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
It's depressing how cool and fashionable the mannequins in kid's shops are.
March 5th 2020
@natalietran
I hate when you're standing outside, thinking of something sad and it starts pouring rain. Like a cliche. Then you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
YES. Yes yes yes yes yes. twitter.com/JordanRasko/st…
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody feel like seeing a play with me tonight?
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
. @sallyrugg is my hero pic.twitter.com/nbRATyHpF5
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
From now on I'm starting every audition with "just to clarify, this is a porno, right? It reads like a porno"
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was at my lightest I was pretending a lot of things tasted like rice and pasta
April 12th 2020
@natalietran
Been looking for easter eggs for hours! Didn't hide any so it's going to be bananas when I find one!
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
My partner asked what the phrase "I have so much love to give" means. Good sign? Bad sign?
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Tonight my friend @echeng 's ep of Tales by Light plays on National Geographic Channel in Australia at 7:30pm canon.com.au/explore/tales-…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Getting fed up with not meeting charming hot people in book shops. Why did I even bother learning to read?
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Last season I was f1 tipping with @JonathanBatten on twitter which was a lot of fun so if you want to join in (sorr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Apologies for awkward question but does anybody here have a wireless mechanical keyboard that they recommend?
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
RT @BBCBreaking : At least 125 people were killed in this Baghdad car bomb claimed by Islamic State militants bbc.in/29be6fr https:…
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
Warning: @nashedgerton will abandon you for laughs
April 3rd 2020
@natalietran
Really sorry that happened to you and your sister. Sending you lots of love. It's awful when you feel unwelcome a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
It can be frustrating when people just want to complain and don't actually want to be offered help to orchestrate t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2017
@natalietran
I loved going to open home inspections and having someone tell me how great it would be to use the backyard. You don't know me at all.
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TheVersionHQ : . @Kathbum is piloting a new show called The Shrine! Free audience tickets, here: sroaudiences.com https://t.co/b…
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
Happy birthday @tim_dunlop !! You are spectacular. I hope everyone is lucky enough to have a Tim in their life. One… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @AnniaGuiling : omfg i love nat @natalietran pic.twitter.com/8gNJhNnems
August 9th 2017
@natalietran
Today I had a fight with the man at the convenience store about using my own jar for a slurpee. So you know, things are going well for me.
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, show me a fuckwit tendaily.com.au/news/politics/…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
I really enjoy looking at photos of models and saying, "I just don't see it"
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
Did people in high school really throw house parties when their parents were away? I'd invite a friend over and eat packet pasta.
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
surprisingly easy to pretend you've seen latest star wars. "have you seen the latest star wars?" "why not"
October 2nd 2016
@natalietran
GO big sporting event that's happening tonight! Do it! Do sports!
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @orlander_ruming : Twelve-year-old Kiana went #missing at about 8pm last night from an address in Wylandra Street, #Dubbo. If you've seen…
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
*and my sister. Please come to the rally this weekend. It breaks my heart more people rally for alcohol than for human rights
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
instagram had likes? were they a big thing??
January 1st 2016
@natalietran
Happy New Year! Since everyone's doing it, here's my top 9 of 2015 Hope you're all happy x pic.twitter.com/Voxn70dNRS
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
If being a cat lady were a job, if be a CEO
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being Harry and Meghan watching a Lifetime movie about your relationship. What an experience. This should b… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Spoon and watch movies with me until the neighbour's kids start folk stories about us.
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
David Fox is my mood twitter.com/mip/status/105…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
I do it constantly but am sad to announce that people no longer get Avatar sex scene references when you drop them into conversation
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
apologies, that was meant to be directed at one person. I'll leave it though, because you're all pretty good looking
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
I have a lot of dreams that are still new in box too
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
New favourite genre of misunderstanding: When you and @mickyb273 are texting about 'Zelda' and one of you means Zel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
Rallies on or about Sat 27th August. I'll be at the Sydney one, hope to see you there! twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Well done! xx You're wonderful, @Kon__K Sometimes it's easy to feel overwhelmed with the awful things going on but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k… <<
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Good to see so many outraged Aussies on my feed. Don't forget that there's a protest on the 5th of November! Come a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @dangolding : Shut it down. There'll never be a better actor interview than Mendo breaking down his career here youtube.com/watch?v=IpbcKz…
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
Our PM and room for clearer communication aside, I'm really grateful that we live in a country where people have ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Is there a way to stop racists using the Australian flag? It's embarrassing and they should all be ashamed. gu.com/p/4ant9/stw
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
RT @NITV : Edwards family react to announcement of Victoria’s Stolen Generations redress scheme. pic.twitter.com/j4g88mJWZP
May 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : It’s all a bit foggy now, but I recall posing for a “serious” photo with @natalietran and muttering something about @rightsage…
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a giant fraud pretending to listen when a waiter describes a meal. I eat oreos for breakfast. My standards aren't high
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
when, apart from when something is far away, is a place described as 'a short stroll'
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. According to the song, which is obviously factual, the other reindeer made fun of Rudolph and were only kind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
everyone on twitter is going to hell so we might as well get to know each other
April 16th 2015
@natalietran
I spend too much time deciding if I should tuck or untuck my shirt. As if anyone is going to think I'm less of a dick with my shirt untucked
December 14th 2017
@natalietran
Had such awful vertigo today the doctor better tell me a fucking wizard put a spell on me
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
How the fuck am I putting ON weight? All I've eaten is a kebab every day for a fortnight
November 4th 2015
@natalietran
for any budding playwrights out there twitter.com/SydneyTheatreC…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
I can't speak for others but I'm right
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to keep pens that don't work in amongst pens that do. I'm crazy like that ;)
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
jealous to not be there for it. If you're in ny go see him twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
This afternoon a boy in a school uniform winked at me. I somehow really needed that today.
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone tells me a story about hooking up with someone I have so many questions. What was it like? Did the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : We are truly heartbroken to tell you that another #refugee has died on #Manus Island. #EvacuateNow
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
computer mouses used to have balls inside them. The school accused girls of looking at pornography and pulled them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying to comments on my last video for the next hour if you hop on now *May type with two fingers
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
There should be a place you can warn other women about dickheads
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
she had very little faith it wouldn't fall out of the sky. same. pic.twitter.com/isNgG12wPI
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
So my best friend has asked me to get her BTS tickets when they come to Sydney. She has no idea how stressed this t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
so I have some vids to film now but after the longer than usual gap, is it weird to not address the gap? Do I do a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
Well, midnight, here we are again. You, me, and that work I didn't do earlier.
March 7th 2020
@natalietran
Imposter Syndrome should be when you tell other women not to put up with toxic behaviour when you've eaten toxic fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Valentine's day vid: How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk incase you missed it
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @nytimes : Victoria’s Secret defined femininity for millions of women. But inside the company, 2 powerful men presided over an entrenched…
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
Legitimately find it difficult to cook when I don't have chopsticks. Making a stir fry? Need chopsticks. Making a c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, new shirt. Make me feel better about myself. Change everything.
October 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ThisisAlexei : I used to think my life was a movie. But now I realize, it’s a fricking web series.
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
I found a plane NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
February 26th 2020
@natalietran
Thank you to whoever started the trend of having to film talent pretend to walk in to the interview set up. They ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2017
@natalietran
The kids mannequins at target have more style than me
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
done pic.twitter.com/CYUJ1I3oMw
October 23rd 2019
@natalietran
love clicking facebook comments under animals for adoption posts and seeing people tag their partners. And their pa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
afternoon music with dad pic.twitter.com/3ZasVcM0Ry
December 19th 2014
@natalietran
RT @Tammy__Chan : That moment when @natalietran appears in the new pokemon game. pic.twitter.com/BuZrh9KFgF
March 10th 2020
@natalietran
Hillary and Howard Stern mocking the idea of free college “Chocolate milk for everybody!” twitter.com/BernieSanders/…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I’m so sick of falling in love with my bodyguards
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @furioushorses : This drawing from a Heimlich Manoeuvre how-to contains more complex emotion than nearly every novel https://t.co/jHWWjLp…
December 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: I feel so unattached to this Earth and fear everyone is dealing in the wrong currency person: excuse me? me: I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
A great read but to be honest, I'd extend the concern to a lot more of us, myself included. Pop culture, social med… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
can't wait @nazeem_hussain ! twitter.com/Channel7/statu…
July 15th 2019
@natalietran
Love hearts and fireworks for Bastille Day pic.twitter.com/KZqhes9uhu
February 20th 2020
@natalietran
How can the media continue to report like this? It's a suspected murder-suicide. He is suspected of killing his th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
awesome work. @celestebarber_ 's donation drive has already raised over 8mil for The Trustee for NSW Rural Fire Serv… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
No, you can't join. The only person who visits is the postman who tells me about outside people. We laugh and I cook him bread on my fire.
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that a girl came to my house and laughed at my eyeshadow palette. I agreed, mocked it, and pretended I didn't just buy it.
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
just googled what #squadgoal meant. So here's mine. #squadgoal #realsquadgoal Except the doctor and the pirate. pic.twitter.com/6CV3zivKoa
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry editing took so long I figured it's better to wait until tomorrow. Here's a few screen grabs though for proof! pic.twitter.com/Jya2SLJdVe
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
The amount of people I've had tell me I'm really nice/smart/well spoken for someone who grew up where I did is ridi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
loved this read. Highly recommend @TrentDalton twitter.com/TrentDalton/st…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanwilliams : If you want to see white flight happening in Sydney, stand out the front of a Sonoma after they’ve sold out of miche loav…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
I've just donated to the #RedShieldAppeal. If you want to help, donate now. salvationarmy.org.au/donate kmart.com.au/wishingtree
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
babe, who wants to compete with the comfort and ease that people who secretly want and don't care can provide you
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
"Hello, I think my contract is about to end and my phone is breaking. Can I update?" "Your contracted ended 3 years ago"
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
March 4th 2020
@natalietran
❤️❤️❤️ it was @SimoneGiertz so you can understand that I wanted to impress twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
My sister got me a label maker for Christmas. Things are about to get existential all up in here pic.twitter.com/a74kRfLSXr
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Isn't @MSomboli just a bit wonderful? X pic.twitter.com/m3g6ZZa8Kj
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Santa: It's almost that time of the year again Me: So? Santa: Have you been naughty or nice? Me: Pull up a chair. D… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
She's fucking great twitter.com/LadyJenevia/st…
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
Hopped online to answer work emails. Blinked. An hour passed and I just watched all of Britney's early music videos. Fuck you, Internet
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh sshiieeett, Mr. Bingley and his party just arrived at the dance. People live tweet Pride and Prejudice, right?
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
July 5th 2016
@natalietran
So heartbreakingly awful and an example of how desperate most people are when they make that journey twitter.com/smh/status/750…
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
turn in to superhero franchise twitter.com/jennyyangtv/st…
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
My dad hasn't phoned me to ask me what the Google painting app is yet so this week's off to a great start!
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
I'd prefer it if sexbots were more like humans. Instead of 'I'm lonely wanna chat?' it should be 'I'm insecure and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Odd name for a whale but ok pic.twitter.com/D1xbLYi8hU
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/jCxywBC5YL
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has this and thought it would be fun if I had a go. Incorrect. It has ruined my day. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/qWUXrvsRAN
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
I love seeing posters for lost cats. Your cat isn't lost, man. Cats don't get lost. Your cat left you.
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : The 5th anniversary of the Australian government depositing people in misery & suffering on isolated Pacific islands at…
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so turned on that some of you knew which pen I was using. Just so you know, it's a broad nib. Talk dirty to me some more.
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
Father drives me to a friend's house when I was 3. Remembers route forever and enquires after friend 30 years later.
July 23rd 2019
@natalietran
This is a boring old tweet but gosh I really dislike the targeting of kids by Coles and Woolworths with their colle… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
January 16th 2019
@natalietran
this morning's email from dad pic.twitter.com/dvt4muuQMO
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
People often don't prepare you for how hard life gets as an adult so let me give you one piece of information I wis… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who don't like cake
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
RT @i_zzzzzz : Sometimes if I'm bored I tell people I was a regular on that show Bones... even if they somehow find out I'm lying they don't…
July 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Sat next to a man on a plane who watched a movie in 4 speed and have been thinking about it ever since
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
going through old notes on my computer and either this is a terrible summary of Sliding Doors or 2015 me didn't kno… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
Sophia is your friend's girlfriend who hates being near you. youtube.com/watch?v=dMrX08…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite people ever, Derek @veritasium , on The Project last night! Might be bias but he's the best. He'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
It’s ok, I’ll sit out the cheers. It’s never been worth finding a glass. Never
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
Also, that silence that you hear from @TurnbullMalcolm about the #MuslimBan is actually a very loud statement. Don't ever forget that
April 10th 2020
@natalietran
Like your cat did? twitter.com/nadinemiljkovi…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
100% If I were a supervillain I'd kidnap a harpist
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
Wes Anderson and @johngreen ! instagram.com/p/2B6U8CJxRP/
November 4th 2018
@natalietran
Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. Except people who start group chats. You guys can suck it.
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
This may be a very racist thing to say but from all the television I've watched, I think all Americans are born wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 4th 2017
@natalietran
Walking in the rain is so romantic. When you’re watching it happen from inside.
September 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Someone in the street yelled 'good to see a Spurs fan!' and I nodded. It's not my cap. The guilt. I'm so sorry. pic.twitter.com/dLDIEddA1t
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
smh.com.au/entertainment/… he's such a convincing actor I asked him as a friend if he had ever actually killed someon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Today I got to meet the guys from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even got to be on an ep! Thanks… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2020
@natalietran
I don't like it pic.twitter.com/f61G8QPy5V
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
I try to bring up The Sims at most parties
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AlexGreenwich : Survey forms being sent out from tmrw. To win we need all supporters to return them with a big YES tick, and make sure f…
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @markhumphries : “Don’t look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.” twitter.com/cuhlmann/statu…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha <3 @Tommy_little instagram.com/p/Bkj0ampnIpV/…
March 21st 2020
@natalietran
Maisie and Choupy pic.twitter.com/fqY4u6SA9I
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Rhys is great! Go see his show twitter.com/rhysnicholson/…
March 25th 2020
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Very funny new DYKWIA is up with @pleaseletmestay (Becky Lucas) @iamcameronjames @natalietran @ThisisAlexei recorded with u…
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
Today I walked in to a baby shower and someone immediately said, "thank god you came. I've got something to show yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
colleague: you know, checking your watch constantly won't make time go faster me: I just want to look busy so you stop talking to me
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
Please #MarriageEquality
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
One of my friends told me his relationship had one big rule - If you ever see your first love, you have to run away. How great is first love
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
I want everyone to see how wonderful you can be
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
It's so great being an auntie. You buy a kinder surprise at the petrol station and you rock. Missing this cutie pic.twitter.com/DO2HeXHRGP
January 15th 2020
@natalietran
Such a beautiful song Two people who sing each other's songs so well youtu.be/uoR4KQ0wUk4?t=…
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @helytimes : Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are the original Jim and Pam
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
when robots give you updates they spare no feelings pic.twitter.com/2XOxqsNddY
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : The super secret ops that nobody can talk about: No reporting on Asio operations when even the watchdog won't talk https://t…
February 21st 2020
@natalietran
I followed the recipe exactly. I didn't have sesame oil so I used olive oil and and didn't have eggplant so used a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoy comparing a parent's love for their child with my love for my cat
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know what it means when people online call you 'mum' but I don't like it. Stop.
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : We're back in the AAT for the final day of our FOI asylum seeker turn back case - some details here theguardian.com/australia-news…
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
yup! That time we both got drunk at becky's 2nd bachelorette party and she started making out with tom! zomg. hecti… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
How depressing would it be to see a pie chart outlining your failed high five attempts
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
yay! @nashedgerton is on @nova969 this morning talking about Mr. Inbetween. Sorry, got dates wrong previously. Star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
it's so awkward when two people start making out next to you and you're right there even though they've been droppi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Had a great chat with dad today. His father was arrested and killed for being on one end of politics and my dad was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
It's really hard to get together when you're adults. Everyone has so much on their plate... It has to be said that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
Happy international womens day pic.twitter.com/7QjmWBhtxJ
March 21st 2020
@natalietran
have watched this multiple times and recommend you do the same youtube.com/watch?v=9CDT0c…
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
It's been one of those days *plays peter andre's Mysterious Girl*
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
A year 12 kid stood up for me on the train. I almost slapped his beautiful, young, needing to be made a man face.
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
fuck, this guy is great twitter.com/oypoolboy/stat…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
sorry to be daft but any aussie people on here know much about using clips in docos?
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : Join @IISuperwomanII in her campaign to stop girl-on-girl hate. goo.gl/CozhP7 #GirlLove pic.twitter.com/j3xdVacJEm
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
adding "won my tipping comp" to my linkedin now
July 9th 2019
@natalietran
define 'lucky' twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nazeem_hussain : Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia. pic.twitter.com/1iu1Snyg0I
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
I just want to live in your pocket
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel Video! This time in Austin >> youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QNW… << In which I eat all sorts of heart attacks X
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I'm reading all the celebrity tweets about how boring the boxing match was. Try imagining him beating up women. Surely this is a joke, no?
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
I just want a simple life surrounded by lovers who adore me and find me hilarious.
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
My friend and I accidentally booked ourselves into an incredibly romantic ranch and now I don't know if I should pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : WE NEED YOUR CALL: After a flood of calls to Scott Morrison & David Coleman, both numbers below still work with their staff taki…
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Hankstopher, let's do it twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
My niece asked me if I was sad lately and if that was why I kept coming over. I smiled, hugged, her, and then gave… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 25th 2020
@natalietran
My 7 and 4 yo nieces asked to do my makeup. They used such force that they broke a pencil on my face. The eldest a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! It's ok, I'm her PG >> youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA <<
March 9th 2015
@natalietran
Percentage of time spent thinking about my future: 2% Percentage of time spent thinking about how I'd cope in a zombie attack: 98%
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has been asking to pick my profile pictures lately. She picks them from my instagram and she just asked me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
I've been ill the past week so today I ordered myself some cupcakes with a 'Get Well' card. And you know what, I was touched. Really touched
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece currently insists on dancing to Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 every day and there's something incredulous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
People get so freaked out when you kiss them with your eyes open, especially when they don't know you.
November 18th 2019
@natalietran
I have a pink dress that I bought and have never worn and would like someone to take me somewhere I can wear it bef… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
Being 30 is just forgetting you already made a cup of tea more often
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I never thought I would enjoy being driven to madness but to be quite honest the scenery was exquisite, the driver… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Do parents really not have favourites? I find that hard to believe because I’m a lot more fun than my sister.
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
Some early reviews of my latest upload. Watch it here >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/ChIpycjVuv
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
as real as your words ^ insider joke tweet version of tattoo
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
No Australian Approves youtu.be/Ec3CTlovSK8
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I get so stressed by how confident kids get when I put them on my shoulders. Stop moving so much. No Really I. Will. Drop. You.
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
7.30pm on a Friday night. I'm going to make a cup of tea, get some biscuits, sit in bed alone, and have a fucking ball.
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hairdresser: What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Nothing, ok? Every time nothing
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
familiarity killed the friendship
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
less christmas parties
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just passed the train station I use to wait at every day for 40 mins after school just to see a boy I liked. That poor boy. My poor parents.
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Gosh I forgot how much I liked this playlist we all put together! So many songs I discovered! Yes! Let's do one soo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @MSomboli : 3 Years in the making and tomorrow we are off and running! Free coffee to make your day flow. Open from 6am. Come along and…
March 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Lads mags be crazy these days pic.twitter.com/aLUaMpwYKJ
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I'm one of the Labor voters who is convinced they're going to reverse their position on offshore processing soon, and…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hey, look, at least you only stole all my work gear. Not the plastic bag with the chocolate egg I had been saving pic.twitter.com/cf2ulzySK4
May 5th 2020
@natalietran
My ex’s family ate out often and would always have me along. I felt guilty so always ordered the soup. For years.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today is @RowanJones_ 's birthday and I need to tell everyone because his being in this world improves it greatly.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
aw two of my brides are pregnant!! I hope they send me updates... Let me film your lives
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
my week's appointments belong to a much richer, more attractive woman
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
really thought cults were going to be a bigger thing in my life
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Solidarity protest for Hakeem today 12.30pm Opera House with GIDHR calling on @MFAThai to release him; @theafcdotcom fulf…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Even in VR my poor eyesight is a problem pic.twitter.com/8BLUOJd1iG
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
knew not buying an onion while at the shops was going to come and bite me in the ass
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Back in my day it cost money per sext
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
Never played Red Dead Redemption but am intrigued by all the RDR2 videos people are uploading. Can you really do an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I have the enthusiasm of a woman who wears hoop earrings
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Are you enrolled to vote? Make sure! check.aec.gov.au/?fbclid=IwAR2g…
June 1st 2015
@natalietran
naw! @gunnarolla 's sporting one of my shirts/lies in his vid X pic.twitter.com/4WKtXPJQQ2
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Spent time with my nieces recently. They're gorgeous. The 4 year old one told me a joke about an elephant crossing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Really looking forward to hitting puberty
September 1st 2015
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be at @YouTubeFanFest in Sydney next week if you want to come by and make awkward eye contact. Tickets : goo.gl/LLD7NU
April 5th 2016
@natalietran
Show me a man with good handwriting
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Thing is, if you're a woman, outcomes like these don't surprise you because you've witnessed this sort of behaviour… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
haha I love how people who live in different counties experience different weather problems! It's hot in Aus so I a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
happy birthday, Derek! One of the kindest hearts. Glad you're here. You're wonderful. Move your family back to Aus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
When does thinking you should have really learned how to skate because people in skate parks look happy, go away?
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I hate seeing videos of pets reunited with owners they haven't seen for 100 years. How do they remember? I can't even remember this morning
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
The Moirai told me not to unpack my suitcase of wants just yet. It’s probably time but I’m not quite done pulling gently at the thread.
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
oh Randall x twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
March 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AndrewYang : If you find out about a nation-threatening pandemic and your first move is to adjust your stock portfolio you should probab…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : 这不是一个华语成语。 twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Fill the shelves of the @ASRC1 Foodbank for refugee families by filling your tummy with my delicious #FeastForFreedom this Thur…
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
There should be an option when you unsubscribe from an email newsletter that says "it's not you, it's me" I take r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've started entering the competitions on the side of soft drink bottles so yeah, I'm well thanks
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
I am here to serve you pic.twitter.com/7bhqQvdcac
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Here’s 6 people who’ve come out calling for #KidsOffNauru that I want you to call to thank. Critical as at tipping point Thank…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I hear people say, "you just have to KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. Never stop uploading!" I'm fairly certain someone out there dies
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
barefoot or in uggs? twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
partner: so I can only buy you ethical, vegan underwear? me: yes. Sent you a list partner: very unromantic me: *whispering* so is cruelty
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
Watched Mad Max Fury Road. Summary: kidnap 1 Victoria's Secret Angel and 4 Seafolly models and the world loses its shit.
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
Weird question but does anybody know a way in Sydney to purchase almond/soy/non dairy milk in non packaged? Can be bulk and powder
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
.... and how much for an adult's party, Scott? Digging it. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I must have had a lot of work to avoid today because I've been on Twitter more than usual
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @qkenihan : So after a year of planning my Podcast is live on iTunes. Listen and please subscribe here. itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
getting older is telling a friend you think you're in love with someone and having them say "don't be stupid" befor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
me watching You: He seems nice. Replies to texts. Wants to know who her friends are. Reads books. I like him.
August 27th 2018
@natalietran
Spent today editing in a supply closet and going to end it listening to @raychenviolin . It's a cinderella story
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
Finally confessed to my sister I broke a bracelet of hers 17 years ago. She said she had no recollection. My point… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
yayyy twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
August 28th 2019
@natalietran
I go through phases where I don’t know if my OCD is real or if it's just an excuse I have for being evil and having… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Trying to start exercising again. So sore. Can't move without swearing. On the plus side though, really excited to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I have so many bad things to say about religion and the fact that religion is being used as a wall to hide behind when voting No is so sad
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
Got a bike recently and it's been so good for exercise. I've ridden to get gelato three times this week already.
March 23rd 2017
@natalietran
#pray 4 people who use hashtags with spaces in them. And for Pauline. She is a devil. twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
I took a couple of photos outside without him so my punishment was physical activity catch up. @veritasium pic.twitter.com/Rq9LBTJL25
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
Adele doesn't want you to be happy
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
After ordering pizza on the phone, I habitually ended the conversation with "I love you" The pizza guy paused and… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, he’s got work early tomorrow, and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/jasonsbatemans…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
anyone here who has a set of caran d'ache luminance pencils? Picking between the 40 and 76 and wondering if it's worth the leap in price?
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
North Yorkshire Police found a ring and posted for its owner on Facebook. Excellent comments. pic.twitter.com/6ZrFZZeGmb
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
What has happened is a barbaric disregard for the basics of humanity and the right of every child. Utterly heartbreaking #PeshawarAttack
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan sold our Christmas tree last week and I just remembered that I wrote "You will die" in red inside the box las… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
and thanks for the yt bday wishes! 9 years old! Ooft.
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Filming last bits today and tomorrow. Sorry, went away for a few days last week. Should be up Wednesday. On the dot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
A teacher learnt the violin to be able to teach it to the kid who got one! Good teachers are saints twitter.com/ABCTV/status/1…
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
just sharing because I'd love any suggestions or ideas pic.twitter.com/52bt9Kgnbe
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
just... twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
There’s nothing more humbling than having to take your shirt off
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
F1, I've missed you
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Geez I must be looking rough these days because I’ve come down with a cold or something and I look… the same as I do without one?
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
didn't think I could meet someone whose opinion of me was even lower than my own
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Person: what's your favourite colour? Me: green Blue: you motherfucking traitor
May 15th 2020
@natalietran
masterclass pre-roll ads: I don't know who suggested otherwise but I don't want to be good at anything.
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you and your family argue a lot? me: No. We prefer to internalise all feelings and then say something sm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
! @RemyHii twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @OrgPhysics : I don’t believe what I’m seeing here pic.twitter.com/McWbs8eX1S
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I am taking so long emptying my stuff out of my room that Ken Burns just came over
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
ooft going through my old uni transcripts and I don't know what was happening with this 94 mark but I obviously ban… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Why death of war reporter Christopher Allen must be made visible | Roy Greenslade theguardian.com/media/2019/sep…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
... six weeks? Wouldn't that be on the early side of when you'd even start to suspect? Terrible twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
[conversation with 5yo niece] niece: Bring beads next visit me: Ok niece: I’m not joking me: Would have been a bad… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 6th 2019
@natalietran
watching My Best Friend's Wedding and her friend is marrying a 20 year old? That's two years out of adolescence. Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
Instagram, the LinkedIn for good looking people
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @koffilatte : not sure if bringing a jade plant home is a good idea uGH i'm not good at nurturing things hahaHAHA if everything fails i'l…
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @NSWRFS : Canoon Road, South Turramurra (Ku-ring-gai LGA): A bush fire is burning in the area of Canoon Road, South Turramurra. The fire…
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come join us for some slow tv sexiness in fifteen facebook.com/SBSAustralia/
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @BenjaminJS : Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. https://t.co/hsd…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can't figure out what the punishment was in Beauty and the Beast. He becomes an awesome beast who still wears cloth… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody here in Sydney gone back to uni? Is it hard/limited? Do the kids pick on you? Is it ok if you didn't do wel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
yessssssssssssss twitter.com/thecure/status…
January 30th 2018
@natalietran
The lady at the art store said she watched me park my car out the back and then walk the long way around to enter t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I like how I say "I'm not hungry but I could eat" like it's hard
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
♥️ same twitter.com/ThuyThuyBurd/s…
February 28th 2020
@natalietran
Scientists detect biggest explosion since Big Bang! bbc.co.uk/news/science-e…
April 27th 2019
@natalietran
People who are confident enough to go through a doorway first are something
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
Just saw Little Women and that was the best Amy I've seen. Really enjoyed it and loved how packed the cinema was. Yay!
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
still lost the game. By a lot pic.twitter.com/OZerLMmYeV
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever a friend tweets about sex or drugs I have to dm them for clarification because it utterly shatters my worl… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 14th 2019
@natalietran
friend: What did you do as a kid when your parents weren't home? me: I'd take my violin in to the bathroom, play r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
"...49, 50," she panted as she forced herself to complete her set of push ups. Narrator: she didn't do 50.
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
My mother bought me a mini rice cooker for travel. It cooks rice for one. It's devastating I don't have a child to be embarrassed by this.
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
It's so strange when you grow up in a household where positive reinforcement isn't really a thing. My parents were/… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
person I want to punch: Can you believe it's more than halfway through the year? me: Yes. Nothing has made it seem… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the feedback and recommendations yesterday! Really appreciate it and will look into them
February 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @DeanLeysen : I think it's super rude when a couple argues near me in a public space but just doesn't do it loudly enough for me to consi…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
When I worked in a suit store I sold a man a white suit and then he came back wearing it a few days later and asked… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SolomonWakeling : @natalietran There’s a line I have been meaning to use like: “I have a direct line to hell, let [x] know that the devi…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
stop buying clothes from companies who allow shitty practices. Buy from places you'd be happy to work at theguardian.com/global-develop…
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
My niece likes when there's "two nats" in my videos and asked if we could make one with two of her. So here it is amp.twimg.com/v/ce7326fe-5a6…
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
If your best friend isn't a terrible influence, you're not real friends and they secretly want to backstab you in the future so watch out
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want children. Then I remember cats aren't children
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adambspencer : This will be a cracking watch; New film @vitamaniamovie about the science of vitamins #vitamania: youtu.be/GpcUHAlBpnI
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Natalie, if you could have dinner with ANYBODY who would it be?" "Nobody" "..." "Elvis" "..." "Second Interview?" "We'll let you know"
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
hahahaha *breaks mirror with fist* *cries* *hugs cat* *cat runs away*
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I’m really embarrassed by how great I am
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought I'd have been to a party by now where someone came out of a giant cake and a bunch of men in suits l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
I'm worried all my Friday nights will be like this. At home, alone, in bed by 9pm because the idea of wearing anyth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I've thought about it, there probably isn't a movie about it. Video idea?
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
“I’ll throw my tie over my shoulder and roll up my sleeves. They’ll love it.” “They probably will” Best line in Mad Men so far
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Tell them to give me a call. I can show them the world. Take them wonder by wonder. twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sharingdignity : Do you believe sanitary items should attract the “luxury tax”? Condoms, Nicotine patches, Viagra, Sunscreen these do no…
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I have stared at this realestate photo for too long. Can realestate photos win Golden Globes? pic.twitter.com/7ZPNhNMj0a
May 21st 2020
@natalietran
One of my favourite things ever is when someone calls me Tran. It's so Australian? The way we say Tran is actually… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 11th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long term relationship is sending dirty pictures to your partner and having him reply with: Don't send pics. Dangerous.
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
My dildo comes with an app and wants to access my location, see my contacts, and read my messages. Like a freaking person.
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
my signature move is to tell someone I’ll email them a recipe for something and then not follow through
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
I'm very good at doing renovations if all it involves is saving pictures of expensive homes in magazines
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Getting ready for my hot date that's not with @mickyb273
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
x The first bad break up I had was after 7 years together and I thought it would never stop hurting. It gets to a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2017
@natalietran
I love watching Tom Cruise action movies. He reminds me so much of myself.
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
awful theguardian.com/world/2017/oct… If anyone knows a good direct way to send money there please share
December 10th 2019
@natalietran
One day all my friends who jokingly tell me I can take their baby if I want are gonna be in for a rude ass shock
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If this is my best life, I'm fucked twitter.com/tylerhabx/stat…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Fairfield, CT I’m headlining 2 shows at @FairfieldComedy this Saturday May 26 7PM&9PM pic.twitter.com/ncUwpxRanc
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
I am worth instant packet pasta
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I feel like I just asked my parents if I could go on a date
August 9th 2019
@natalietran
ohmygosh it's here! Trailer for Mr. Inbetween S2 and look how hot it is!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=5S8oQu…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
candles: the currency of women
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
me to anyone who isn't Australian: It's not like that! There aren't spiders everywhere! Australia: theguardian.com/australia-news…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
FUCK YES #MarriageEquality
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
just personally though pic.twitter.com/fIsBM4k0Kf
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope the US Election wins Best Motion Picture – Drama #GoldenGlobes
August 24th 2019
@natalietran
THAT'S what linkedin is for pic.twitter.com/TCvVoyTZfK
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
A guy at work is on the phone organising a house party for tonight. I honestly didn't know this stuff happened in real life.
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
Whenever I'm angry at my family, I move my wax figure away from theirs. It's passive aggressive as shit but it gets… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 21st 2015
@natalietran
touching visit to Bastogne and the war museum today and then ending the night in Luxembourg pic.twitter.com/Vhr3NvbTzq
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
I must be peak hormonal cause every dude in Bunnings is looking great right now
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Let's share? Here's my morning playlist open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t… can you recommend some stuff for me? open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t…
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
hi! I'm doing better. After I posted that I wasn't doing great, friends and fam reached out and I know by now to ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 15th 2020
@natalietran
Very sad to hear about George Street Cinemas closing down. A lot of very sweet and loved up dates would have happen… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
so good twitter.com/ScientistMel/s…
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
I don't understand. How many awards do they need?
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Just once I'd like my cat to look like she missed me
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Australia has done despicable things and tried to heal that with a "sorry" Let's not be part of something that an apology can't heal again
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
Also, this is hilariously romantic and an excellent depiction of what it's like to be in love. You give zero fucks… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
to donate rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/supp… twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…
April 30th 2018
@natalietran
some wattle 2am birthday celebrations with Sar x pic.twitter.com/4mPB8J7fVx
September 7th 2017
@natalietran
See if you can spot my cameo in the latest Taylor Swift music video ;) ;) ;) ;) I bet you can't! Cause it's not there!
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
November 8th 2019
@natalietran
little bit climate change twitter.com/shuhyta/status…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Aren't we all just a little scared that next they'll announce that we're building a giant wall? We are, aren't we?
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Because people love vegans and don't find them annoying, I've been thinking about upgrading from vegetarian to vegan next year. Questions-
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
just a little bit magical very lucky pic.twitter.com/KfCfXaHcSw
December 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Hope you enjoy the trailer for @gringomovie - had a blast making this. youtu.be/MnKbM9Zxtn8
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations to Kevin and those who organised today's march. It was incredible to see so many students and young… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Such lies. You never call me 'Natalie' despite knowing that I'd prefer it. twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
April 10th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/cAMTamxLX8
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
come here.
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
Would Hillary have fired you? I don't know. What do you think about not knowing. I. don't. know.
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
When they say comfortable with Vietnamese I hope they mean comfortable living at home with your parents til you're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I love tv I love tv because this is a serious part of the show and nobody cared there was a giant puffin there. pic.twitter.com/FmMhgJxB6M
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Trying to scoop ice cream out of the container when my partner walks in and says, "That's the hardest I've seen you work all year"
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
For me, eating out is sifting through reviews of restaurants until everything is closed and then eating 2 minute noodles with toast
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
one great mind looking for another I'll throw @nashedgerton into the mix as my suggestion. He has some great track… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I would like to order all the pasta please Waiter: what does that mean? Do you want to order a pa- Me: All. The. Pasta
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
It's awful when hugs don't make people feel better. All you can do is let them cry while they say, "Stop touching me. I don't know you" :(
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
think of you at day dream of you at night
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Hahaha what? why? It was fucking horrible. Surprise surprise. I'm sorry, should have seen you when we were there.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 13th 2015
@natalietran
F1 season, I've missed you
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
me at age 7: Once I can do a cartwheel, everything is going to sort itself out
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
Filmed at a school for work today. The kids came up to me and said "good morning, madam" and I felt one billion years old
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour keeps saying hi to me. This is not going to end well.
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
Come here, teapot, you sexy source of warmth
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
Genuinely just asking the question why did police think the victims in the lorry accident were Chinese? Did they ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Alright, free magnet from the chemist, you win. I'll keep you but NOT for your calendar skills. It's just for your magnet.
November 26th 2015
@natalietran
If I were a superhero my power would be eating things well past their use-by date. Waits for Netflix to offer a deal for this idea
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Whoever keeps selling my mum new sim cards, I am going to find you.
January 24th 2020
@natalietran
oh man. Who the fuck sold my mum a Buddha that lights up in neon colours? You're an evil person. We all have to loo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'm so sick of always being right
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
haha good work @wongfupro youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
I am constantly waiting for everything to crumble
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum: are you scared, sleeping alone? me: I’m 33 mum: you can be killed at any age
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
"Dad, what kind of -" "Gelato cake" "... cake do you want"
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
No more Justin Bieber on @f1 coverage please. Just stop. You're mean enough to fans of the sport. We don't need that.
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
They're making The Amazing Race in Australia again and I have already agreed to be hypothetical partners with all m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
Remember wanting to make things? Now I just want to watch action movies with dad, eat chips with my nieces, and never check emails again.
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
come on, guys! Let's see if we can get this video up to 2 likes!!!!
January 30th 2020
@natalietran
Horrible man. “He’s a power addict. Everything he did, everything that drove him was about dominance. With men and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
#BlackMirror episode where I find out what half the notification icons on my phone mean.
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be replying to comments on my latest vid for the next 30 mins if you're around. Please be around.
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Just fucking let me touch you.
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
all these parents getting to meet their kids for the first time during quarantine
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
Favourite ethical (preferably eco friendly) underwear brands? Need to bribe some people into doing me favours so fancy is good
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
October 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Carrie_Rachel : I don't understand why we don't call this hoarding. The obeisance to unchecked capitalism and materialism is a mental il…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Had a dream I had to hide a murder weapon for someone and even in my dream my upper body strength was too weak to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
ps the video is about jigsaws so it has to go viral
June 8th 2015
@natalietran
If you're into amazing jazz, check out @_JoeyAlexander . Had the honour of hearing him at @eg . Incredible. youtube.com/watch?v=_1liUa…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
that was so stressful. Sorry, I can't figure out how to stream. Thank you for your support. I'm going to go back to being old now
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SeaNoEvil00 : @natalietran It’s enough to drive you crazy, if you let it.
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Congrats, Nina. Can't wait to see it twitter.com/ninaoyama/stat…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
my mum got sent a bouquet of flowers and is having a meltdown. She called and then started texting pic.twitter.com/ZFFIFkk5cS
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Great. Another show about a super hot guy with a cat twitter.com/rabbitlayla/st…
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
watched and loved a ton of the vids in this thread twitter.com/LauraBenanti/s…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
So in need right now. Would like to feel something else please
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
There are few things I can say with certainty but one of them is that if a woman pulls her hair up in a bun in fron… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
March 21st 2020
@natalietran
RT @nswpolice : Have you seen 12yo Biar Biar, who failed to return to his Merrylands home after school yesterday. Police have concerns due t…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
everyone at the agency is sick of 007 and his antics twitter.com/Mantia/status/…
March 18th 2019
@natalietran
Looking to do something different a couple of days a week. Thanks to this lovely network I’ve been able to do some… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
Out of curiosity, do you think there's a specific time frame in which women should have to tell partners about stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
No, I was listening to a song that kicks me in the guts. It's ridiculously sad when you listen to the lyrics despit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
aw love these two twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
confirmation that the takeaway place has received my order is my favourite genre of text message
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
!!
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
she drowned in a sea of internet tabs
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
nobody fucking gets it
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
amazing twitter.com/HumansOfLate/s…
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know how to use makeup brushes but I know it's not the way I use them
March 4th 2016
@natalietran
This week's New Vid > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Wrong Level of Elevator Doom if you missed it. "We didn't miss it" "I know. I'm sorry."
May 21st 2017
@natalietran
a kookaburra stole my biscuit
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
three screenshots of text conversations with mum pic.twitter.com/GKmASV9Ofm
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
They turned one of my favourite aussie films into a tv show! Yay Scott and @nashedgerton xx twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanhalper : Story: latimes.com/politics/la-na… twitter.com/evanhalper/sta…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
how amazing is @DanielHRLC twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I pretend to be writing down a phone number while on the phone, I commend myself on my fantastic acting skills.
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Neighbour just screamed "NEW SONG" I think they want me to stop playing the same song on repeat? It's only been 8 hours. Calm down.
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Untitledasdasjdhakwuhauadw
May 9th 2020
@natalietran
have been practising since and still can't do it twitter.com/natalietran/st…
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
I was on a train once when a guy started masturbating to me. At first I was scared but then got angry and when stop… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 4th 2020
@natalietran
RT @AlecMacGillis : It's a sign of how crazy the news cycle is right now that the United States three days ago barred immigration from the l…
September 9th 2018
@natalietran
Record Collector. Awesome store. The Analogue Man and I had a very fun chat. Thanks for the rec @helytimes pic.twitter.com/ah2Pluwkb9
August 29th 2019
@natalietran
Terrible twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope that @realDonaldTrump 's twitter wins Best Comedy Series tonight #GoldenGlobes
June 2nd 2015
@natalietran
I really want to meet anyone who's ordered a camera pen from the duty free magazine on a plane. I want to know all about you
September 5th 2019
@natalietran
Already confused with real life, Content is now ready to watch! Made by a bunch of legends. Except one person but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 26th 2015
@natalietran
If Your Dying Phone Were A Person youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY this week's vid if you missed it.
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/kYJhYagbgx
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
hairdressers are an integral part of the break down hairdresser: How was your 2018 in the end? me: It was awesome… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2020
@natalietran
In my spare time today I've been trying to learn how to draw cartoon sketches and going terribly. Really terribly.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : This time next week I’ll be close to five hours into the 32 hour, 100km ⁦#oxfamtrailwalker hike for ⁦ @OxfamAustralia . If…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Play an annual baseball game with friends and made these hats for one of the teams. I wear the hat out sometimes an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @FarrahTomazin : Social distancing is a privilege - for billions of people it’s impossible. What happens when #COVID19 rips through urban…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing instills terror like having somebody tell you they have faith in you
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
I think my obsessive ocd bullshit just pushed away someone I care deeply for :( I don't know how to stop it sometimes. This is horrible
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Fashion changes so quickly. In 20 years people are going to look back at photos and think my collecting teeth to make necklaces was weird!
March 24th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got around to seeing Annihilation yesterday. It was terrifying. Imagine painting over a dark wall without d… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
To be fair, if I became president I’d also introduce a crazy ban.⁰Nobody funnier or prettier than me allowed. All men must also grow beards
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Excuse me, Twitter. I have a lot of moments. Great moments. pic.twitter.com/M0QcbX9L0h
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
If heaven is anything like iCloud, I will not know the password to get in
May 23rd 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FJEdjWgxkd
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
. @margaretcho is in town soon and here's where you can get tickets twitter.com/margaretcho/st…
February 7th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/XbmgmtVK57
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
I never thought I'd grow up to regret hearing people say,"Nat was in a band" Because we were hardcore And people would know our sick jams
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
favourite tweet? twitter.com/cher/status/80…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel these two points summarise my entire life. And achievements. Thanks, Wikipedia twitter.com/Tokohoshi/stat…
May 26th 2018
@natalietran
my current fetish is to recommend podcasts to friends even though I know they won’t listen to them and then still b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I love my Twitter crushes. I want to print out their avatars, put them on my walls, and talk to them at night.
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @lenoretaylor : This is scandalous...Great Barrier Reef: forest three times size of ACT cleared in past five years theguardian.com/environment/20…
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Looks like upload will be tomorrow. sorry, just had a lot of extra work come up. Here is a preview though. pic.twitter.com/Cbe7YaPXGW
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
*punches everyone in excitement* twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Matt's great! Always love watching him! Even when he's not on stage! Even when he thinks nobody is watching because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 29th 2019
@natalietran
It's wrong to wish people ill but I find it disrespectful when I think I've woken up early, go outside, and see peo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just had a lovely tea with @mickyb273 and wanted to share that he's a good egg
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Please come to Doctors 4 Refugees march this weekend. It's not enough to like or rt. Come and show how you feel facebook.com/doctors4refuge…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight, the wonderful @TroyKinne 's Kinne Tonight is on! Check it out x twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
hopefully not too old to achieve the dream of running a crime solving high school newspaper called Press Gang II
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some people miss the careless joy of their youth. Others miss the free time they had. I miss having enemies. Reme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The bravery and efforts of everyone involved... incredible twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
client: I think you forget to log out of our yt account me: Can you see viewing history? client: yes me: :(
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
this proves that travelling for work isn't as fun as people think twitter.com/smh/status/105…
June 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't know how to get the word out there but I was talking to a stranger about how much a camel would cost after re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
Live your life like it were an Instagram feed
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Ok. That's it. I've put off not being tall and gorgeous for long enough.
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
my friend told me specifically not to use that one. She said that was catfishing twitter.com/Megamix_Centra…
June 26th 2019
@natalietran
found some vegan scotch finger biscuits! They were disgusting!
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
thanks, dad pic.twitter.com/qWxethE8w4
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I'm loving the @FIAformulaE races, lots of fun. Can't wait to see how it develops.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hope you find Alexandra twitter.com/SumayaHarare/s…
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
currently listening to music a much more attractive person would listen to while they get ready to go out
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
people with conspiracy theories are wonderful
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Stop - Country in drought - Kid attempting suicide in offshore prison - Any other problem happening right now they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
eating at restaurants is the equivalent of stabbing my mother in the chest while telling her I don’t love her
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody will ever know who you are so well that they can correctly prepare vegemite on toast for you
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
what is most upsetting about receiving this comment is that I never thought to sing 'rice rice baby' to my mother a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
Went to try on a coat. The assistant put it on me and it looked awful. On me. Not in general. It's a great coat. Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 18th 2019
@natalietran
RT @PIMPDADDEEX : IVE BEEN SCREAMING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES. IM SORRY?!?!!! pic.twitter.com/7QZtpCSngR
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't often contribute to the family chat but when he does, he never provides any context and it has nothing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
RT @pattonoswalt : Watching the videos from Italy
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
they're on holidays and I miss them instagram.com/p/BOqshKIAkIE/…
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t believe in soul mates but I have to believe there’s someone out there who wants to make me gnocchi, read me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2020
@natalietran
Ovens actually only have one temperature, 180C / 350F. The other numbers are there to suggest freedom of choice.
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
It was Jamima! Look at her trying to hide! twitter.com/cgoodlet/statu…
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Poor @RowanJones_ . He was teamed up with me for and we got smashed. All I can do is pick uniforms. @EASPORTSFIFAANZ pic.twitter.com/86CQGRhkjC
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
The article starts by trying to trick you. ohhh you thought this was abuse at her? NO! It was at men! See, men get… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << watch, rewatch, shower to feel better, then tell your friends it changed your life.
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
Also, I used to sit next to my niece with a camera and slider and just wait for her to wake up and film weird thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
sorry again. Away for another 10 days and then back into videos. I know, you've been really upset. It's ok. *holds you close* I miss you
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games until someone points out you’re being inappropriate and making them feel uncomfortable
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Heard @RowanJones_ CACKLING in the other room so I go in to see what he's laughing at. He bought a magazine years a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 17th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << << Just in case you missed it. You know, cause it was ... yeah
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
Love it. Would watch a hour of this. It's mesmerising. @ConnorVanV is a man of many talents. twitter.com/ConnorVanV/sta…
May 28th 2015
@natalietran
Seeing U2 in concert! Behind who I am sure is the only guy in this stadium- no wait, any stadium, wearing a top hat pic.twitter.com/0ct5l9mpTO
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
whaaat? Uploading today!
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
I always tell my friends who just got engaged to enjoy their time together as a engaged couple because not only is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Wouldn't usually write something like this but just saw Dev Patel and he is one of the most beautiful things I've e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Lunar New Year lunch with mum and dad at which mum fulfilled my request for the very traditional dish of hash browns pic.twitter.com/DT5AePJiTw
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it last night, new (travel) vid! youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui…
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Started going to the gym again recently and I hate to sound like one of those people but it's been so good. Next st… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Sure sex is good but have you ever really wanted a tea and then found out you're carrying just the right amount of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
Shame on you twitter.com/smh/status/825…
June 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally packed my pyjamas for after gym. Will commit. Great idea. pic.twitter.com/IlzrYaxDd9
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @CaseyNeistat : @natalietran she could cut lumber with a chainsaw next to me and i wouldnt wake up. pic.twitter.com/eNIyq10o8m
February 26th 2020
@natalietran
Every baby I meet I rate out of 10
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
Babydoll, calm down. I'll let you know when I want you as my default browser. We'll get there.
May 15th 2015
@natalietran
had such a great first day at @eg today. Thanks for having me along again and can't wait for the rest of it!
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Does the pizza guy call me the house girl?
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Just rewatched the last few eps of sex and the city. Why does carrie leave the artist? I forgot about the artist. Stick with him.
April 24th 2017
@natalietran
now a reality pic.twitter.com/RvG5uRWNVt
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
Traffickers don't care about people. They'll take money from desperate people and willingly endanger them. smh.com.au/world/europe/m…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I love standing next to people who have just showered. There’s this strange scent of warmth off them and a gorgeous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2020
@natalietran
RT @WIRES_NSW : WIRES and vets from Stewart St Vets in Bathurst out on New Years day treating bushfire victims. This is the paw of a large m…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
marry me, banksy hyperallergic.com/464419/1-3m-ba…
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
personally I think he's forgoing a lot of role play potential but if you're going to @russellcrowe 's auction and co… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, has work early the next morning and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
February 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video. Sorry, slightly odd. Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw <<
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
who wants to come over and help me paint by doing most of it?
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
The emails I'm getting from my parents lately are really upsetting me because they're the kind of emails you send t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @JamesMelville : Best newspaper correction ever. pic.twitter.com/VzllYW7wBX
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
starting to look into hiring a cinema so I can watch the new Mission Impossible film alone as a late birthday prese… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a sign of affection
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
slack! thrilled to be at a workplace in some form. Will count this as steady employment Thanks, hope you're well to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
I've been thinking of starting a plant-based food joint in Sydney. What kind of plant-based foods/restaurants do you crave?
July 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I changed high school they assumed I couldn't speak English. The teacher instructed me to stand under a giant… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Happy valentine's day, Netflix. You're a great life partner.
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Me: That's it, I'm done. Narrator: No, she wasn't.
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @mariatran85 : [Looking for] A high school maths classroom anywhere across Western Sydney to film for 1 hour "The Subtractor" -... https:…
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Can someone tell dominic fike to come to aus
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Ok, 2017 diary, I promise that YOU will be the diary I don't abandon
May 20th 2020
@natalietran
My dad picked up my violin yesterday, played it for a bit, and said, "This violin is awful!" He bought me that violin.
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I love chatting with my dad. We get each other pic.twitter.com/X9Yav7mg98
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
gah. What I would give to live in MI world. "Your mission, should you choose to accept i-" "Nah nah I'll just watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks so much guys! I'll definitely talk to them about death <3
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, that's not an ad, I just love that show and those two are such great episodes
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
It makes me uncomfortable if you were born in the 90s
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Um, I dress up as a fly and talk to myself. Low brow indeed. twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
I scored 14 out of 15 on the survey How Often Do You Read A Friend's Survey Results, Do The Test Hoping To Beat Them, But Then Never Do
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes it feels like athletes play sports like they don’t give a fuck about your fantasy tipping comp
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
monthly reminder that @benabrahammusic and @jjflanagan wrote this gorgeous song youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8…
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
my best friend keeps me up to date with pop culture and it's terrifying pic.twitter.com/gmiRIoriiq
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : “National security does not lie in the fairytale of border security; it does not repose in the ongoing torture of free human b…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/yz2iWPAMxk
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wine and ink pic.twitter.com/9BimefwwPP
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
I just had a conversation with someone and all I remember is that they had fantastic hair
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
I've genuinely offered to kill people for my best friend. That is friendship.
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Russia really needed Moonlight to win
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
Great. Like the world hasn't already been divided enough. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
Yes for I would like to date someone as insecure yet narcissistic and codependent like myself. twitter.com/joelolol/statu…
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
A big part of my adult life has involved going to people's homes and thinking, "That's a nice chair. I should get a nice chair."
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
People need to stop calling themselves disruptors on Linkedin, Kickstarter, and dating sites. That's a heavy way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 30th 2019
@natalietran
Never heard someone crack the volume up to eleven joke without immediately following it up with "Spinal Tap. Have you seen Spinal Tap?"
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night and let out a loud sexual groan whenever Colin Firth appeared on screen. I've become a woman in a chocolate ad
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
I made my niece a CD and she had no idea what it was. Next gift: CD player
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
shit. My tailor told me this was a one of a kind outfit when I bought it. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
New life mission: To be in a Tom Cruise action movie. I could be a background extra, I can learn martial arts. Anything. How to do this
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
being depressed is the best I've felt in years
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Pauline talking about same sex marriage being confusing for kids and minorities having too much power really suits… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
you should be allowed to shoot someone if they're licking an envelope and make eye contact with you
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
get in line twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
*has an existential crisis* They even have a gif generator and put your face into well known gifs. *presses eject* twitter.com/AllanXia/statu…
November 3rd 2019
@natalietran
how much does this make you want to work for Jacinda Arden? twitter.com/Ash_Stewart_/s…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
thanks, ebay pic.twitter.com/SniCKkgysI
December 19th 2016
@natalietran
I give a lot more double thumbs up to people as I get older
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait @veritasium ! Tonight @SBS 8:30 twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
Just putting the finishing touches on it now! pic.twitter.com/4tz712UDeo
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I wake up and my hot water bottle is cold I hug it, just so it knows I'm in this for the long term.
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
can confirm if you eat a family block of dark chocolate, 3 ice blocks, and half a cake, you WILL have nightmares about dying in a desert
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
Facebook Memories is like that crazy relative who remembers and brings up weird things from the past.
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
5 Times I Hated Myself For Clicking An Online Article
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
what's occurring? Yessss!!!! twitter.com/ABC_COMEDY/sta…
July 14th 2019
@natalietran
my niece in the dentist's chair is my new religion pic.twitter.com/EyiAp5WcL4
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
she dreamed that one day, maybe, she would know which light switch turned on which light
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
... the kinds of evil you have to be to partake in something cruel like this twitter.com/lizcgoodwin/st…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever kiss your partner goodbye, see they've put the kettle on for you, poured fresh tea leaves in the pot, a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
Dad's turning 76 so today we enjoyed some breakfast and Beethoven, just the two of us. He asked me if I remembered… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour knows my name and I don't know theirs. The stress never goes away, kids.
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
YUP. Att: Australians twitter.com/tim_dunlop/sta…
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
Time to start thinking up stories so I have things to tell people when they ask what I have planned for the weekend
June 27th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/VmCMvTXbSN
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : gut-wrenching report from @safimichael on the ground in Colombo theguardian.com/world/2019/apr…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in NY, my awesome friend @ronnychieng is performing April 20 and 21st at timessquarenyc.org/node/39115
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
this is my favourite twitter.com/TheMilanTooner…
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
if you're free tonight! twitter.com/mattokine/stat…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
She's not even angry at me. This is just a normal end to a conversation. pic.twitter.com/WHsoqnm0MS
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
love reading to my nieces. "And they lived happily ever about 10 years because I don't know if monogamy is natural" pic.twitter.com/bR006LP2hn
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Yay! New @blackmirror trailer! If you haven't seen it, do! My favourites are S2E1 youtu.be/ld9m8Xrpko0 <3 & S1E3 youtu.be/Sw3GIR70HAY
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Thought I had come up with an ingenious new, faster way to make tea. What an egregious error. Wish I hadn't gotten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
my dad put the wrong name down for my surname because of how you write names in Vietnamese so no, I know what it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
baby, hold that thought. I just have to take out my invisalign
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
Come here and teach me things
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
That low point of the film but when the protagonist eats ice-cream out of the tub and cries… that's what I call "a normal Monday", Hollywood
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
whatever the opposite of sponsored is pic.twitter.com/vs1YYcVAhT
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Regina Spektor coming to Sydney! Have listened to this song every every day for so long now. youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
*screams* just fuck off already, July twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
January 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @scienceshitpost : pic.twitter.com/8e0ixx6uaW
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
estimated income of two US household incomes on an episode of your WEB show and weeks to edit ONE episode and you don’t have the monetary
September 24th 2019
@natalietran
"I have a gift for you" "Is it a jumper? " "It's a jumper" I need the retail staff of Australia, as a whole, to sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
nom nom nom pic.twitter.com/sbmrrjy6Oa
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Once every five years I think a juicer is a good idea
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through rice, laundry powder, peanut butter, coconut cream, pasta, and some easter goodies for delivery W… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Just putting it out there that @lucifersjocks got me a present and because I know he has notifications on for my tw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @DougCameron51 : Another wage theft. $20m stolen from Coles workers. When I was a union organiser in the early 80’s I could access a com…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
The amount of times someone tells me they're a HUGE fan of the BBC Pride and Prejudice series but then turn out to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
New favourite hobby: Buying people better presents than their partners
March 25th 2020
@natalietran
had an excellent skype session with my sister during which I got really upset that she couldn't fix capitalism
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
Just saw a life insurance ad that was as emotional as a Pixar short. It had a twist and everything.
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Variety : Taika Waititi jokes about what writers should be asking for in the next round of talks with producers: “Apple needs to fix tho…
March 1st 2020
@natalietran
It's time. I've lived too many decades without ever eating an apple with knife casually.
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
In all honestly. As soon as I get home, I'll see none of my friends or family and make a video pic.twitter.com/AdA0KgNycC
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
Just found a cd I once lent a friend. Their house was robbed and she brought the cd back and said, "they took all our cds but left this."
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: Saying “you should dump them” when people tell me about their partner
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I had no idea 'daggy dad' was a synonym for 'cowardly person who locks people up in offshore detention centres, inc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The older I get, the more comfortable it is to tuck my shirt in. It feels great.
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Don't be play dumb, touch screen, I know you felt me touch you you impossible little minx
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Though it is a hauntingly beautiful song full of love, friends don’t seem to enjoy it when I sing ‘Bridge Over Trou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
No worries, order a salad. Make everyone else feel bad
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make tea Angel: Done. God: Make it soothing Angel: Yasss Queen God: Make it delicious Angel: Loving it God… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Too many times in a day do I have to resort to an online tutorial where some 7 year old kid shows me how to use a computer
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hahahahahaha fair call twitter.com/idrewthis/stat…
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
oh man, loved the second season of @fleabag watched the filmed play a few weeks ago (thanks @MrCamW ) and had no ide… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Broelman : BREAKING: NSW premier to announce winning Lotto numbers to be lit up on #SydneyOperaHouse and supplementary numbers on Fort D…
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
It makes me wet. twitter.com/maladarmadi/st…
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
some photos from a while ago pic.twitter.com/d2himR3kAl
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
You know, I filmed weddings for a few years and honestly, I always thought the grooms were the drama queens. Not ge… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the retweets. I've deleted them, I hate when people do it in that tone. It just bewilders me that people think voting does nothing
December 9th 2017
@natalietran
I'm always much happier about myself after looking at Instagram
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
*walks into ocean* twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
October 14th 2019
@natalietran
Where do you place "still remembers all the raps and weird spoken intros to late 90s- early 00s rnb songs" in a CV?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2017
@natalietran
Of course you like banana bread. Everybody likes cake.
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Just a reminder that there is a 37wk pregnant refugee on Nauru in breech, with preeclampsia the gov won't fly to Oz http…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
A handful of pasta per serving worries me. I have small hands
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
babies with too much hair make me feel weird but happy
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually pine after clothing but I desperately want Jude Law's wardrobe in The Young Pope pic.twitter.com/IN6PzVDNGn
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
hah! very starry night twitter.com/NASAJPL/status…
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Today someone guessed I was 35. I said they were correct just to make the situation less sad.
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
You don't negotiate your borders, you negotiate your humanity twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
five years today twitter.com/natalietran/st…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
Taxi driver from Melbourne airport started saying how unfriendly Sydney people were and I don’t know why but I lied… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : It’s #BlackFriday2018, so get out there and consume! Consume! It’s all life’s about and all you’re good for!
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My niece's dolls are the kind of women I'd stalk on instagram late at night. They'd have boyfriends I'd fantatise p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
July 2nd 2019
@natalietran
can't write one song that's not about you
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
so into @rexorangecounty twitter.com/awxsabrina/sta…
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : If you have faith, and if you believe in something hard enough, and deeply enough, and with all your heart, so what.
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @jr_mooney : @natalietran Have you seen Orphan Black yet? It's just like your show except there really is one the next week.
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
October 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I have no idea but more importantly, why are you watching the video in incognito mode? Are my videos equivalent to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
favourite poem?
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, decorative pillows just don't want you to share the bed with them
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/5IWIYiLxL6
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If I could see myself 10 years ago today, I'd see I'm still wearing the same pjs.
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
I've been harping on about this but I'd never read Lolita before a few days ago. That first paragraph. Can't get o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Had a blow-dry and now my hair feels like a Mariah Carey song
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
"We're not going to be quiet" @KKeneally at today's rally #letthemstay #HometoBilo pic.twitter.com/6sTxKgdY1e
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and will turn each corner of your pages.
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : It's our host-with-the-most @natalietran ! Tune into our FB LIVE experiment in 30 minutes to see her in action> https://t.c…
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @findabedAU : Need a place to stay because of the #AustralianFires? Don't have anywhere to keep your pet? Have a bed to offer? Let us kno…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Despite all the hype, no stranger has offered me candy?
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
While the spotlight is on Thailand we need to keep the pressure on for the return of Hakeem who is recognised as a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
. @timtimfed 's new short REBOOTED is out and it's also @filmink 's short feed of the week! youtube.com/watch?v=1Rkn6r…
November 25th 2019
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : It’s crunch time - this week the Senate will decide whether to allow the Morrison Government to axe the live-saving Medev…
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
For some reason the adolescent children of friends often tell me secrets that I know would shock their parents. The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
ok, back to my own nightmare of a government
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Fine, let's fall in love or whatever
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
selfish twats twitter.com/itvnews/status…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend peeled mandarins, separated the pieces, and put them into Tupperware for me for my drive home. I've never felt so loved
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
How big is the fine, Scott? I've got some savings and feel you're really limiting your potential. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
May 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng :
April 7th 2020
@natalietran
Absolutely devastating and heartbreaking for victims. Remember this when people complain about how easy it is to be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Broken Men in Paradise nyti.ms/2h4QMmr
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Sample of a song I wrote. It's called: Editing cc: @LukeKorns pic.twitter.com/upgrZDjaH2
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
This song youtu.be/bflkeWVTNk0 Have seen her four times and each time she's better
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who actually enjoy eating salad Angel: You are unstoppable
September 24th 2019
@natalietran
Just watched Ad Astra and what I took away from it was that Liv Tyler really needs to stop dating astronauts.
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @newscientist : Here's the first ever picture of a black hole, just released from the Event Horizon Telescope. #EHTBlackhole (Credit: EHT…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : Our immigration laws have been systematically gutted of rights protections & flooded with personal powers. That's why Dut…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
any 3d animator thing people who are free today?
August 11th 2016
@natalietran
just terrible twitter.com/david_manne/st…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is just forgetting how to spell most words.
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sunrise green screening out their protesters and using stock footage of an empty martin place behind them is so ama… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Next time I'll be better and we'll play on a couch I sign " @EA_Bowden : #FIFA16 with @natalietran :D pic.twitter.com/z0NBeNvG7D"
May 23rd 2020
@natalietran
Sign of broken relationship. If they don't let you overheat them while shoving your hair in their face, placing an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Every now and then I contemplate getting lasik eye surgery but am really worried that I'll fix my eyesight and find… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @JoshButler : The AFP have confirmed to SBS that officers are on Manus assisting in a "liaison" role at the centre - despite no powers in…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
mannnnnnnnnn twitter.com/chadvictory/st…
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
I guess this means I would watch a whole movie of Tom Cruise explaining frame interpolation because that was a godd… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Nope. pic.twitter.com/RYGaQ5uz6u
February 9th 2016
@natalietran
I just blow dried my hair so I guess today was arms day
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
No worries, mum. I get it. You've got friends. You go out. Whatever. pic.twitter.com/uRsDy3e5OY
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Woot! Congratulations to all the Aussies of the year! Absolute champs youtu.be/JCexpqCw5MI #sponsored #imstilljennyfromtheblock
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Please go support gorgeous indie channel @anthonypadilla Really pleased to see the little push got youtube's atten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Being the romantic soul that I am, I will leave work untouched until we meet again tomorrow, 3am.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
People who exercise in their lunch breaks need less to live for
April 2nd 2020
@natalietran
longer interview with Jason Jigs, jigsaw/puzzle photographer pic.twitter.com/wqh5TFh3y4
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
I'm at the point now where I travel and think things like, "my cat would have loved this" I guess it's all over for me
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Nothing like watching a pregnant woman dance better than you could ever hope to twitter.com/TiffanyChantel…
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
eek! twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid soon! pic.twitter.com/jl3e5MkjLN
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
The most arousing, sensual, libidinous texts I've ever received are the ones from restaurants telling me what time… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
tipped Hamilton and Vettel and Merc this weekend for fantasy f1. Getting excited!
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
If your Jiu-Jitsu class isn't in a classroom above a row of shops, is it really Jiu-Jitsu?
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks @NextShark for pointing out that I should not talk about receiving abuse from some men because it's irrespon… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Are you asking if we read the news? America, you're so fucked. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
PM proud to be off to the football this weekend, encouraging mass gatherings. This government has continually been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
We're so social @anthonypadilla ! pic.twitter.com/0YEunuWcXV
February 15th 2017
@natalietran
Jealousy looks fantastic on me. It looks way better on me than her
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TheAVClub : This man wanted to be on Ellen so bad he built his own set and hired an Ellen look-alike trib.al/0XzbAXx https://t.c…
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @its_riccaa : Y’all need to see this video collage of all the crazy things my Physics Professor did this semester
December 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : We’ve tipped past the halfway mark with just 3 more days to go on our #HumanRights Week appeal. Can you help us reach our ambi…
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
You wouldn't think it from this very appropriate present, but I'm 30. Thanks @johniadarola ! These will be abused pic.twitter.com/MEpDj3XfEf
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
don't remember how we met but I know there's not been a single catch up with this dude where he hasn't arrived whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
at over $12million legend twitter.com/celestebarber_…
May 13th 2020
@natalietran
Yes. I said this once at an airport re airport trolleys with someone and then we watched their team abandon all th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
It's not finished yet and it's abstract, you judgemental feline overlord pic.twitter.com/b91ag113yb
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
When someone asks you about something you've definitely told them before... you should be allowed to reply 'see above' and leave the room
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
all my friends are having babies and I ate cookies for breakfast
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to put in your Usher cd and drive
December 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Dear Universe, Thank you for how wonderful you are. Also, please stop selling my mother mangoes. I cannot eat that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long-term relationship: "Do you want to have sex in the shower?" "Nah, I just had one and I have to hang up the clothes. Thanks."
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing that quite beats killing time while your vibrator's app updates
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
After having multiple friends use the term 'fuckboi' in conversation lately, I finally googled it. Shakespearean.
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : #kidsoffnauru want to go to @AustraliaZoo ! after 5 boring years, a group of kids who’ve known nothing other than detention…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Update: Police request that people avoid the area. The situation is now contained.
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Tunisia tourist resort attack leaves 28 dead u.afp.com/ZJ3q
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
same. I send photos to Nick Jonas constantly twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
I'm sorry. Occasionally I need to remind you all how much I love Sylvanian Families. When I was a kid my mum used… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
carry in case hoomans talk to you pic.twitter.com/V6SImpPp7y
August 17th 2015
@natalietran
yeah no worries, I'll be on the edge of all the wide angle group photos. I did feel my face should be wider
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
whoever invented the personal night lights on planes is an alien
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I even creeped outside the bennet home and breathed heavily. Just kidding, I masturbated softly. They didn't let p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 28th 2015
@natalietran
Just texted my sister "Hey. Did we buy tickets to @taylorswift13 for tonight?" "That was four years ago." "Missed it then." "Yes."
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend showed me a Shawn Mendes clip. Holy crap he's beautiful. pic.twitter.com/Y0sJWPvc0J
June 1st 2020
@natalietran
au.gofundme.com/f/d9qkb6-justi…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
cheer up, buttercup
May 18th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/eH7wpCLomZ
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
here's a link to the stream. youtu.be/MY29Zv8cuRc sorry I couldn't keep up with the chat, honestly thought it wo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
at @Fortnums yesterday on my endeavor to die of afternoon tea gluttony. recs for scones or good indian very welcome pic.twitter.com/7jmzp22gIh
November 24th 2016
@natalietran
how fucking good are mangoes
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Ronny! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
while waiting though, feel free to check out the little vid int I sat with @GuardianAus tinyurl.com/orrnzwz and try to ignore my sleeve
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'd stop listening to the voices in my head if they didn't have such goddamn interesting stuff to say
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
my neighbour asked me to leave my gate open so their plumber could access some pipes. I left the gate open and am e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever a recipe asks me to "stir occasionally" I get so stressed I feel like I need to quit my job and monitor the pot full time
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
People should be punished if they tell you about a dream that doesn't involve you dominating them sexually in space
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
Saw some whales today and goodness the ocean is a behemoth of a kingdom pic.twitter.com/hPWQeQVJNN
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
and when I say stuff I mean baby photos. Because that's the best I looked igg.me/at/p4a2014
August 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Heading to @MelbWritersFest for two sessions this weekend. Look forward to meeting you if you're coming!
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Owning a drone has really helped me feel even better at being bad at being cool
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
we're terrible together but I'm feeling reckless
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Finally got to hang out with @LukeWMcGregor today and he's even nicer and funnier in real life. He was also very mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
I'm never going to die twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece always accepts food like she's just been proposed to with a gigantic diamond ring pic.twitter.com/Drjp229lF9
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
me: I really feel like things are way more under control doctor: I'd like to see you next week me: :( doctor: :| m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for sharing your stories re my earlier posts, really appreciate being able to hear what you've gone through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Interesting kickstarter project: the @artiphon - a new instrument that replicates/combines a few traditional ones kickstarter.com/projects/artip…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @xxYunz : @natalietran In order to reclaim a name, you have to acknowledge the history and derogatory term in the first place. The next s…
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
to whoever needs to hear this right now: if you could grab me some gnocchi on the way over, that would be great
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
man, people really expect you to be able to draw or something when you ask if they'll pose for you for an hour
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
The things that we two could plan
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
March 7th 2020
@natalietran
friend: How can you expect anybody to like you if you don't like yourself? me: Because I'm extremely good at prete… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
If you ever meet someone who actually takes an Uber driver's water bottle and mints, that person is going to write… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
morning! twitter.com/smh/status/101…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
skjhdaksjkjhfkj I love you, Peter Quinn
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
fuck... you're gorgeous
April 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Acronyms pic.twitter.com/yZ0OnhXE7q
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
and Dom throws some shade! Shoutout to all my shorts-wearing no matter how cold it is cameramen/clipboard carrying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
It's rude when a friend makes fun of your car for having a cd player and then tries to skip the tracks to find anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
I'm never mentally prepared enough for the complexities of a Lush soap
April 25th 2020
@natalietran
#NewProfilePic True friends stab you in the front pic.twitter.com/80RmRaLKAZ
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
If you're not religious don't be afraid to mark the "No Religion" box on tonight's Census censusnoreligion.org.au pic.twitter.com/P3rAoT9KdJ
February 19th 2020
@natalietran
Imagine if people wrote about themselves the way they write profiles for rescue animals. My name is Natalie and I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2019
@natalietran
Happy holidays. Meet me out the front with that gift card you just got in ten. Let's paint the town red. You and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
playstation update error twitter.com/Daily_Star/sta…
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
something/people to think about while buying online. motherjones.com/politics/2012/… (thanks for the share @danilic )
January 3rd 2020
@natalietran
new year new me pic.twitter.com/pNYvLUIik1
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
you don't know my life pic.twitter.com/LjIreIroIg
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
My sister used to play piano and this is her daughter sitting at the same piano with me. I was trying to play her a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
have very weird talent of looking at a photo of someone convicted of murder and thinking they totally look like someone who's a killer
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, Instagram, I get it. Fit people can wear bikinis confidently in photos. I bet deep down they're unhappy though. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT?
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
and now it's lunch
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
called the tech support guy at work to come help me. His response was "I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING AT ONCE" indicating h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
live action of the animated version of the remake of the live action of the original
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
This upcoming royal wedding really demonstrates how one day you can just be a normal, regular, everyday stunning ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
hey! It's Derek @veritasium on the desk tonight! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
To their credit, crazy people seem to have fantastic access to skywriters
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve always had this gut feeling that I’d look really good on the arm of a billionaire
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah look it was a gamble to tweet about pencils. You can't say I'm not brave
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
If you're starting to work from home, I can tell you from several years experience that you're going to start to ge… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 30th 2020
@natalietran
:( that time the deer and I couldn't tell who the photo was of pic.twitter.com/uLMClkr2mP
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
how wonderful! congrats! twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
March 11th 2020
@natalietran
I left a dress in a hotel room on a holiday recently and the staff told me I'd left my kimono behind. Into a lot o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
Happy holidays. Hope you're happy. Just had a really lovely lunch with my folks and they told me about all the medi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, hair conditioner, I'm looking at you to really turn things around for me
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @_youhadonejob1 : I hope they realize she can move in any direction. pic.twitter.com/I4N7M3jpsU
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @newmatilda : Any campaign aiming at Peter Dutton is worth supporting... particularly this one. chuffed.org/project/season… via @Chuffed
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
animals aren't put on this planet to serve us but honestly, what is the point of having a cat if it won't go to the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
... but... but Dunkirk? When are you going to watch Dunkirk? It ends TODAY. It's 4k twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Aw, so many awesome birthdays this week. Happy birthday @chrisculvenor ! One of the funniest people out there. Had t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
Well if you don’t want to hear about someone eating expired crackers while Facebook stalking their partner’s ex, don’t ask me what's been up
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
I would if the little snitch wasn't watching twitter.com/itsTherene/sta…
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
... did... any poc feel kind of... strange watching Downsizing?
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
Received an offer to swap players in the fantasy basketball comp I'm playing but I am worried that my fantasy baske… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @davidu : Consider this my good deed of the day: Back in 2008 two bodybuilders were arguing on the Internet about how many days are in a…
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
My parents told me I had to see something. 'It's very important!' they insisted. They bought me another cat jumper pic.twitter.com/12ez4kWTC0
January 31st 2018
@natalietran
It is ridiculous and hurtful how all my friends who I've asked to watch the animal hoarding show on netflix have ig… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Doctor: You sound like you want reassurance. Me: Yeah... so give it to me.
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I was pretty annoyed at the sexism in GTA. Then I went to see if I could go to Sephora pic.twitter.com/956FKWT7Pl
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
hi hi I have two tickets to @sydfilmfest Brittany Runs a Marathon at 6:30 George Street Sydney tonight if anyone wants them
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
best day ever pic.twitter.com/lNPLte7FdJ
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
YEAH, everyone. It's Good to see our Government is taking its cues from One Nation. It's GREAT. Our future looks GO… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
these legends took an 11 hour train to come yesterday! twitter.com/abitofpim/stat…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I miss when you could wear a wrist band and that was enough to let people know you were a rebel. Not a total rebel, but you know, enough ;)
June 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just found an old Ecard I sent to myself. So I guess that's who sends Ecards.
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
To my friends in the LGBT community, I'm so sorry about how particularly awful this time must be. Hopefully this to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
oh no! They don't broadcast the little kids playing rugby at half time? That was so cute!
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, I'm a delight twitter.com/mjhawley/statu…
May 21st 2020
@natalietran
Even as a vegan I don't understand when people leave comments under vegan recipes that say things like "My husband… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
My next door neighbour is an elderly lady who calls me 'wonderful girl' because I offered her a lift once. Now I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 13th 2020
@natalietran
Thinking of taking up cello. Anyone picked it up as an adult? After playing a treble instrument? Played violin for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 16th 2019
@natalietran
Congratulations on getting your cert iv! My mum started taking English classes at a high school level when she reti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
As someone who grew up with strict Asian parents, I love watching Western coming of age films. You kids would have… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
She's six now! Someone please invent something really quickly to stop her from getting any older but also allow fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
I've never diffused a bomb but I have let someone finish talking for a while even though my parking was about to run out.
November 1st 2018
@natalietran
that @DanielHRLC twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
anybody here working on or know anybody working on Alien: Covenant in Sydney?
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
January 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to generalise but if you're old enough to drive and still have lucky numbers, we're probably not going to be friends
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
This scene is ridiculously unbelievable. Who would wear a vest like that under a grey suit in 2018? fuck I'm so ex… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Milo and Hank. This sort of cuteness should be illegal. My heart. pic.twitter.com/yYPzbljTJu
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Every fucking day since that video I have received an email saying how my video was made to hurt Asian men. That wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. It’s my fault. I clicked it
March 17th 2020
@natalietran
show me the kind messages twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
August 11th 2017
@natalietran
My personal advice for being in a healthy relationship is to bring up old things that really bother you in unrelated fights.
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Really hoping to make more content in 2019. Should I focus on
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it, New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks.
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Men should tell you at the beginning of a date if they went through a thing where they were a DJ at parties. It's a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine having the confidence to wear backless dresses Imagine having a hot back
December 20th 2019
@natalietran
The worst thing about going to people's parties and being the only poc is realising people are going to keep their… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
YT filtering LGBTQ vids in restricted mode is absurd. A filter isn't going to help the people who would use it to hide LGBTQ. Nothing will.
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
the way we're banging on about it, you'd think we cared about the old people in our lives enough to call them once in a while
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FeralCrone : 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to a…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Last edit for the year sent! Now to try to make something before Christmas so @nashedgerton doesn't stop being my friend
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to put your music session on private pic.twitter.com/LovZLVwJ8G
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing quite as lovely as the hints of yellow ochre everywhere when driving through new south wales
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
how do you get off someone's shoulders as an adult?
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
A bunch of awesome people are trying to get in my pants and I welcome it. That or they're going to kill me and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw a @quietplacemovie and from what I saw behind my fingers, it was great. Recommend you see this one at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 8th 2016
@natalietran
The majority of my life is spent looking at the clock to figure out when I need to put pants on
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
January 29th 2020
@natalietran
loved this film so much twitter.com/BFI/status/122…
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
Let's do what Mary and Joseph did Without the kid
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually like to judge people on their racist, fear mongering, damaging publicity stunts, but Pauline Hanson is an arse clown.
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @andrewrdn463 : @natalietran @AlboMP Naughty Asian girl - we are voting no and do not need an immature Asian girl to lecture us and swear…
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
Is it OK if you can't relate to any memes or quotes about friendship?
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
We're releasing an album soon pic.twitter.com/JwmhYTCLKu
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
You can't ask a more arsehole question but I'm taking someone to their first opera and am choosing between La bohème and Carmen. Which?
June 7th 2016
@natalietran
Don't let people tell you you can't sleep for 16 hours. People always told me I couldn't do it, that I was too weak. I proved them wrong
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
my friend Mike ( @mjhawley ) introduces me to the coolest people, including Joshua Bell Brain: don't say it, don't s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
started to tell a story and my 7 yo niece pulls out her knitting. I mean, it wasn't going to be a long story but ok pic.twitter.com/BdYpJv1zmG
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
So far places on the list I'm visiting include London, Amsterdam, Vienna, Prague, and Berlin, but very open to recommendations
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
My superpower is being able to tell I'm not going to get on with someone purely based on their excitement of Hallow… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
Me in 2009 vs 2019 pic.twitter.com/RflNjfA8rI
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Netherfield park is let at last twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
me, morphing my personality to win someone else's approval pic.twitter.com/kjemjp5kGV
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
I hope my computer writes notes to its family that read, “She ignored the update notification again today. Please send help. I miss you so.”
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
I did! Check it! ha no all good but I get it now. Men are the worst. Stay inside. Sorry sorry dude better try sleep. Talk soon xx
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hey, here's a picture of me and three of my favourite boat people- dad, mum, and sister. Would love to see if you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
I've never loved anyone enough to pay for airport parking. Kerbside pick up for all of you.
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
Last night I had a dream that I went to the shops for a pen. They didn't have any in stock that had a nice thicknes… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
I hope models see me in my stained pyjamas and think "She looks so good. It's her short legs and long torso...no way I could pull that off"
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
don't complain about your abuse because others get abused and it's not unique twitter.com/Cipher562/stat…
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
All the older couples on shows about finding new houses need someone to grow some balls and tell them their kids a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Oh god twitter.com/nicchristensen…
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
The phrase ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ is sort of romantic
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
sorry store is paused for an hour!
December 21st 2019
@natalietran
welp pic.twitter.com/yfzEm8nwct
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Just booked a hot dinner date by myself. I better put out after.
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I am acutely aware you find these tweets funny because I am not sexy. It hurts a little. Just kidding. Sexy people have no feelings.
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Relationship advice is usually pointless because nobody else can know the intricacy of what goes on in your relatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Comp to give away #YTFF tickets if you haven't got them. You can enter here: goo.gl/forms/Z5RizlXx…
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
Today I saw a baby and started crying. Being a woman is great.
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
"Which tv show do you want to watch?" "Any." browse for 2 hours "It's late. We should sleep" repeat until death.
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
fuck me dead popsugar.com/entertainment/…
May 30th 2020
@natalietran
amymcquire.substack.com/p/we-must-bear…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
stop twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how white people have to leave areas that poorer people are living in. Like poor people wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 28th 2020
@natalietran
Typed my name, Natalie, into a form on my phone and my phone's predictive text suggested "Portman" as my surname. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
I look like your child " @stuckonfknyou : YAY I FINALLY GOT TO MEET @NATALIETRAN AGAIN AFTER FOUR YEARS, ❤️ pic.twitter.com/QcT5rVIdKh"
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
There should be an option on clothing sites to see the clothes on people who are short, regret a lot of choices, and forgot to buy bread
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's nice to believe those internet viruses that tell you you've been specially picked for a prize. Even for just a second. It's nice.
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
and they say the internet can't make you feel happy twitter.com/CNN/status/885…
March 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How To Cross When A Car Stops For You >> youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 << rt if you feel it
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
. @netflix how do I pitch Asians in Cars Getting Hysterical It's just me driving my mum anywhere
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Charged for what? A grand entrance? twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AngusGrigg : How does a company with no experience, registered to a beach shack, win contracts worth $423 million on Manus Island? Turns…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
how freaking great was ep 2 though? twitter.com/DEADLINE/statu…
October 9th 2019
@natalietran
Every now and then people send me fake profiles on Tinder using my picture (thanks Arron for this one) I've never… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2016
@natalietran
Woot! After many savings, our newest addition. Be stable, my beating heart pic.twitter.com/Hg7U2jWdVe
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
Very late to the party but am watching Something's Gotta Give and have had to pause it because I have the very sick… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
I changed the headlight bulb in a car. It was like a scene from Grease Lightning
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
holy fuck. After rereading emails and texts I've been sending over the last 48 hours, I've decided it's time to sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
nine years ago (jesus) @perkyWL wrote me this song full of video references and a friend sent it to me last night.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 11th 2019
@natalietran
covered an event for work and while we watched the cameras flashing on the red carpet arrivals someone next to me s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nswpolice : Police appeal to locate missing boy - Cabramatta police.nsw.gov.au/news/news_arti… pic.twitter.com/pvsnTh5Cne
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
I asked my 3yo niece if she knew where her mother was born. "Vietnam," she replied. I asked her if she knew were I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Any local artists to recommend? Looking for something to hang in my bedroom
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
The romantic in me hates this but the practical part of me appreciates this quote "Those items are mine and he cann… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 19th 2019
@natalietran
"This is a rare chance to be a part of a busy Sydney family, who want the best for their children" ... isn't that.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2020
@natalietran
sorting through hds. finding all these clips for videos that never made it. pic.twitter.com/5niFyteT5s
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Two wrongs don't make a right but it feels better than thinking about it forever and dying wishing you'd told that bitch to go jump.
September 28th 2019
@natalietran
On Saturday mornings I usually see my family. Today I was curling my 3yo niece's hair for fun to show her what he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
High and mighty? If you suffered blackouts and falls would you hope for adequate medical attention during that time… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and we won! pic.twitter.com/CBpwuq54hm
February 13th 2018
@natalietran
My Instagram aesthetic is incredible pic.twitter.com/5xn32myZhz
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
It must fucking suck being a scientist and having to be big enough not to just go around saying "TOLDJA SO" twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
have been so in to Ancient Egypt lately and keep trying to steer conversation towards it to no avail. friend: Can y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
projectile vomit everywhere twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
January 21st 2020
@natalietran
RT @girlsreallyrule : Greta Thunberg breaks from a panel question to read data on climate change: "I know you don't want to talk about this.…
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
sorry I'm late, I really didn't want to come.
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
if you haven't seen it, the trailer for Content @Daley_Pearson @charlottenicdao @ABCTV twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I just realised I'm an adult with money and can buy any outfit I want from one of Britney Spears's music video. 2016, you're gonna be great
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I'm terrified that deep down I'm actually an awful, unloveable, selfish person twitter.com/kimmyceleste/s…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I think I could be alone but then I get stuck trying to get out of a dress for half an hour
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
Only because the Katy version is going around You cannot break the human spirit. We are one in this. pic.twitter.com/CaIAj4DBdS
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hi there youtu.be/uKGguU6knkU
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @MaiLinhsTweets : Whoaaaaaa. @natalietran has merch?! Is hell finally freezing over?
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, final one- it is genuinely hard for some people to save and buy housing. Remember that when you complain about not being able to
May 25th 2020
@natalietran
person walks outside and thinks "It's such a beautiful day. I like this. How can I monetise it?"
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
[in changing room] brain: this looks ok, right? mirror: I would never lie to you like that
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
So we got our hands on a small camera today and still had our recorder for audio and were able to remake one of the vids! Uploading now
January 10th 2020
@natalietran
which explains a lot twitter.com/jrhennessy/sta…
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm waiting to see a @richardbranson quote that talks about how lying in bed and eating m&ms lead to his success *crosses fingers*
May 20th 2017
@natalietran
My friend Andrew runs Zedtown which is like a zombie video game in real life. If you're in Syd or Melb check it out… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
I fall in love with anyone carrying freshly baked bread
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
x twitter.com/MarcFennell/st…
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
March 21st 2020
@natalietran
re thread from today- utterly ridiculous that naming creeps is a scary thing and that our laws make the predators f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
INT. OFFICE. CLEARLY AFTERNOON. The phone rings. Natalie, 32, meant to be working, ignores the call. Credits.
October 18th 2019
@natalietran
I never have a comeback when Rowan tells me "that's exactly what you said about that giant atlas and how many times… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
To the one percent of people who keep personal diaries and journals, please know this increases your chances of bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
RT @JoeyJoeJoeShab1 : @natalietran i for one would like the chat faster
March 11th 2019
@natalietran
not sure how you define 'successful' but I'm contemplating applying for a job as an influencer's video editor becau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
marry me twitter.com/ScottJCollette…
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
romantic comedies have given me false expectations of how many men wear v-neck knits
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Took the kayak out for the first paddle of the summer. It was oar some. Line up, there's more where that came from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. I randomly message poor @ronnychieng every now and then out of nowhere with excitement about this movie. twitter.com/Fandango/statu…
September 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I've been working with Mad Men on in the background the past three days and love it every re-watch. Don is the wor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Haven’t been up to date with The Bachelor/Bachelor in Paradise shows but judging from the ads, it seems good lookin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't tell if my new ring insinuates it was a gift from dad, if I am a dad, or if I'm looking for a dad but dads hey pic.twitter.com/7NObEdraSN
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
I was funny? The greatest trick the devil/politicians ever pulled was the politicising of human rights. twitter.com/WALSTGUY/statu…
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Pure bliss. @Vegemite on toast and had a lamington with tea. I've missed you, Australia
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
My niece is now in kindergarten and my sister sent me a video of her doing some reading on stage at an assembly. It… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that Liam Hemsworth asked me to capture his proposal but I could only find a 4gb SD and didn't know if he meant video or photos
December 3rd 2019
@natalietran
One of my favourite 5 minutes of film. Still hits in the heart. The looks, the touches, everything. Perfect. When… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Teenager: If you could go back in time and tell the teenage you one thing what would it be? Me: Don’t waste time be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
I've never looked at a hens/bachelorette party and thought, "That looks like fun, I wish I were a part of that. There won't be any fights."
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be speaking at #Oweekender on 20th Feb with @WASHINGTONx @djtigerlily and more eventbrite.com.au/e/o-weekender-… Entry is free!
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh, Mr. Darcy... you are handsome enough to tempt me #prideandprejudicejoke pic.twitter.com/fBLmnoYJW0
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. My workout this morning was so hard. I'm exhausted but really motivated. Just kidding. I'm eating toast
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @Bahbuto : By age 35 you should have like 2 real friends both of whom live in other states and around 700 online friends with whom your r…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
They're very talented folk who have worked hard but doesn't it concern people that celebrities are the ones with so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
would not be betting on this team in Amazing Race twitter.com/smh/status/925…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Started writing last night and have somehow ended up with almost seven thousand words. Hope I can finish this story… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Woke up thinking about you
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
I spend my entire afternoons just counting down until dinner
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
Getting older is having your partner tell you not to dance for him in high heels because you'll ruin the floor
October 25th 2019
@natalietran
The world is full of miracles and mystery but one thing that always takes my breath away is people entering a Madame Tassauds
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Nothing came up under Play School Host
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, my name is Panic and we're going to be best friends forever.
September 4th 2019
@natalietran
How dare you speak to me like that twitter.com/bjornronnestad…
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
March 10th 2020
@natalietran
writing something I'd like to share soon
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
Kangaroo Islands Koalas and wildlife gofundme page au.gofundme.com/f/help-save-ka… pic.twitter.com/LRd4WL5Nxz
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : hey do any entertainment journos wanna write about my TV pilot? Its the 1st Aus TV show to have a lead actor with cerebral p…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : #BREAKING A #Rohingya man who had been found to be a #refugee has just tragically died on #Manus. The men must be evacuated…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
Blank space @veritasium instagram.com/p/w6Z4kepxQr/
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
This game is giving me chest pains. Come on @BlueJays Just 48 consecutive home runs. That's all we need!
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NO, JAN. IT'S NOT."
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : Here’s my Birthday wish for today, Anzac Day. That Australians take a moment to learn about the challenges faced by Aust…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
I don't understand. Has halloween happened or not? Why is it still going?
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
watching @smosh the movie with niece & nephew Me:aw are we watching this together because I make vids? kids:No.Because you have iTunes money
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
this is great twitter.com/shelzhang/stat…
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
The advertising that surrounds valentines day is insane. I've ordered 3 dozen cupcakes for myself. Wait till I see how cute they are!
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
And of course, yes, housing prices in Sydney are insane and it is hard for people to buy houses. But yeah, don't eat brunch if you're saving
December 18th 2019
@natalietran
I love my dad's emails. I have no idea how he and my mum got together pic.twitter.com/WMZ7fdT52u
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*shoves chips in mouth anxiously* #AUSPER
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully tonight my dream is better than the blockbuster served last night in which I decided I'd place my order f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
This week's vid is up tomorrow for Aussie Xmas! Sorry for delay but make sure you watch tomorrow instead of spending time with your family X
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @samtwyfordmoore : It's been a privilege, to say the least, to have been given the opportunity to listen so closely to the audio work of…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
October 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @bennymofodavis : friend: hey benny can you water our plants while we're away me: sure, do i need a permit to film at your house friend…
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
A large part of being an adult is having nobody there to remind you to drink water
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sydneymardigras : PASS THE BILL! Marriage equality now! Big rally planned for Sydney tomorrow at 1pm - see you there: https://t.co/oPIJ1…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Ain't nothing like some good old human trafficking twitter.com/smh/status/833…
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
gahhh love this interview w @TomCruise about breaking his ankle and finishing the scene. How do I rent out a cinema… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
[saying goodbye to a friend] friend: It was so lovely seeing you! See you soon! me: Please don’t leave me alone wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 2nd 2017
@natalietran
bed
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
RT @leerhiannon : These leaflets to be given to passengers at Syd airport. #SaveSaeed, don't deport to danger @Qantas @emirates https://t.c…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
May 8th 2017
@natalietran
pfft. @RowanJones_ and I do that whenever our table gets called a restaurant twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Mission Impossible. This may not have been the point but I'd like to offer my services to make all huge cu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to hear, Brandon. Really enjoyed Telltale games. Good lesson for work, good lesson for life and relationships… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
<3 pic.twitter.com/md1KMr1sLF
April 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @LukeUlas : A sense of humour being maintained in Sheffield. pic.twitter.com/cwlKwyAw3I
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
This is bull. You break up with their good friend/call some people an arsehole/set some cars on fire .. and they just remove you from Top 8?
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly fighting urge to kidnap twins, put them in separate rooms, and ask many questions.
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : It's easier for dog videos to go viral than Asian men so I called in an assist. My pilot airs TONIGHT 9PM @ABCTV https://t…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Didn't fully comprehend what kind of person I was until dad bought be this shirt and I screamed 'I love it! pic.twitter.com/Lyl1u6VEFU
November 20th 2017
@natalietran
These two were strangers before they watched me eat a kebab against our car pic.twitter.com/dXGGXJN3eQ
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
should be protests around the world. horrendous twitter.com/AFP/status/111…
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
9/10 times when I ask what something is, it turns out to be a bong Why don't people just get high off lollies and pop music? :(
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
The quickest and most effective way for us to do something about climate change is to change our diets. Huge effect and we can do it.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I thought evil twins always ate each other in the womb or something pic.twitter.com/AyPRUlCFvP
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
With my crew at @SydneyKings pic.twitter.com/81am3Tp39A
February 14th 2020
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/pZqCksFVB9
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
So yes, I will have a look at the dessert menu vice.com/en_us/article/…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
What? twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
March 4th 2015
@natalietran
On the flight home to Sydney. Where coats don't have jobs pic.twitter.com/dS5YdUEf7B
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
started writing an outline to a dreadfully kitsch idea based off stuff that's been happening lately but I'm hoping… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2019
@natalietran
Little family pic.twitter.com/XzOtJJDh8X
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
must stop imagining friendships
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Isn't the Pepsi ad referencing this? Good thing Don Draper did the Coke one pic.twitter.com/51mY32I25M
August 23rd 2017
@natalietran
currently eating old cake while editing photos of models
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
yes ok fair culture.affinitymagazine.us/stop-romantici…
April 10th 2020
@natalietran
I know I don't have kids but I find it odd for the leader of the country to say the Easter Bunny is an essential se… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot wait for my home planet to get in contact and say I am no longer a sleeping agent.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
What Do People Do with Photos of Food? youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q new vid if you missed #ratwater because that hashtag will definitely take off
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
As someone who has been writing Fairfax and Nine fan fiction for years, this is an epic day
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Happy Bday to my awesome pal @ParkerNorthCa Remember when @taylorswift13 wanted to hang and we said no? Me either! pic.twitter.com/0qtKeMBzvb
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
aw this just came up in my reminders. 3 years ago! I really fucking love how many friends I've made one way or anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AJENews : For updates on: Tunisia: aje.io/gps9 Kuwait: aje.io/jqdz France: aje.io/ctlq http://t.co/qa…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
My mother is incredible at giving compliments that are criticisms. Latest one: It's so nice that having bad skin doesn't bother you
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
* GOD not STAR * complaint was made * I also tweet about eating donuts * complaining about complaining on social me… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
With @veritasium in Cannes. Always lovely to see you! pic.twitter.com/7bJvPWAu9G
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
About to meet up with a guy to buy something he listed online. When we spoke on the phone just now he said it had t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, @NatGeo , you need to curb your use of red envelopes and the word "URGENT" Your mail is scarier than tax notices pic.twitter.com/PRTR66rCwV
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
It should be illegal for kangaroos to not come over and hug you pic.twitter.com/lTb1LlKYRL
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Rallies for Refugees happening on Sunday twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
wait, they're still arriving? What time does the Met thing start? Is it a dinner?
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
uploading!* *aussie internet speeds apply pic.twitter.com/5vD4EUzi90
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
How wonderful was @troyesivan on @nbcsnl ! <3 youtube.com/watch?v=C59j0R…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
lonelygirl15 twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
March 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : You have to admit, for someone who doesn't exist I'm pretty good at messing things up.
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's an ugly part of me, deep down inside, that wants to kidnap a foodora/deliveroo cyclist and ask them a lot of questions
November 15th 2019
@natalietran
crowdfunding has taught me A LOT of people are unhappy with the clothes they wear when travelling
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
Love that magazines make video content of Victoria's Secret models showing you their make up routine. I don't need… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
video chat with mum Mum: Can you see me? Me: yup! Can you see me? Mum: no Me: Oh, let me try again Mum: It's ok. I don't care if I see you
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I think about this scene from Mad Men so often. pic.twitter.com/DwOWieWawe
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
photos of bachelorette parties are exhausting
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
These were the trousers the model wore for today's shoot. They come up to my chest. pic.twitter.com/pkWC9bdjJI
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Currently have three children’s birthday parties on the same day. I feel like I'm in The Great Gatsby. Minus, you know, everything.
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
this Saturday if you're in Melbourne @JohnSafran 's new show is on! twitter.com/comedy_au/stat…
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
John Mayer concert last night was wondrous. I looked at him playing in front of a packed stadium, singing songs th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
No thanks, person who cares about me. I prefer to take all my advice from sponsored posts online.
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
whenever the music from Miss Saigon comes on my playlist, I get really upset as though I lived that life and I'm Kim. Then I remember no
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
Fark. I just found my new show youtu.be/knH-SRGnWBA
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
You don't agree with privatising education/racism? YOU'RE LEFT. Nothing I express is left. It's centre. You don't even KNOW how left I am.
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @travelofkush : #ThaiCaveRescue We should all praise how the young coach kept 12 kids in great morale for 9 days in a pitch black cave.…
November 29th 2016
@natalietran
You can't stand in someone's kitchen without having to ask "Where's your bin?" Stop hiding your bins
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Jesus. @realDonaldTrump 's tweets are like the crazy emails a racist grandad forwards you when he learns to email. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
What you did was useful and will be seen by the right people. I'm sorry. Honestly. I'm honestly sorry what I said was so upsetting for you.
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
one of the best love songs youtube.com/watch?v=LnHoqH…
September 27th 2019
@natalietran
If you ask a girl nicely I'm sure she'll do it even if you're not wearing glasses twitter.com/wareable/statu…
September 23rd 2019
@natalietran
When you’re a kid it takes ages between your turn in bowling. As an adult it feels like the moment you sit down a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
This Wiggles recording is older than Australia Day being officially announced a public holiday in 1994. You can shi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 10th 2020
@natalietran
Imagine if you spoke to people like airlines do on a plane. "Thanks so much everyone for coming over for dinner to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Great piece by @FarahNasser on @globalnewsto twitter.com/globalnewsto/s…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
May 3rd 2020
@natalietran
Quite often I drive past my house because I don't want to make the person behind me wait. I go down the street to t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot shake that the intellectual folk in Boston who started 'OK' as a joke about misspelt slang were unknowingly… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
Freaking beautiful @gflipmusic youtube.com/watch?v=0CD0Dg…
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
cause I'm lazy as fuck twitter.com/gentiIes/statu…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Aren’t dreams incredible? Sometimes they’re so vivid it’s hard to differentiate between a dream and real life. Like… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what happens as you get older? I feel like I deserve those sandals from the pharmacy. They look comfy. And I've waited long enough.
May 25th 2020
@natalietran
RT @danilic : Very stoked to announce that from July I'm going full-time with @ARationalFear w' @lmdo courtesy of @BerthaFN . Looking forwar…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
The thing is @lucifersjocks is actually a killer in real life. It's not acting. Congrats twitter.com/AACTA/status/1…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
The last thing I want to do is to deeply upset people so I'll take it all down. I stand by how I feel about religion. Peace to all.
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Guys they got me another one pic.twitter.com/N5bJCrpLxL
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
sext. Is this how it works?
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a top 5 power move
October 8th 2019
@natalietran
my sister serves it well pic.twitter.com/P0PHREIUiV
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
still true. Happy New Planner day twitter.com/natalietran/st…
July 30th 2017
@natalietran
Today was one of those days where all I wanted was some simple peace and quiet while being fed churros dipped in dark chocolate by Thor
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw @ms_michellelaw 's Single Asian Female at @BelvoirSt and it was great. Well done to everyone involved, you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
This is ... but I visited the spot from BBCs Pride & Prejudice where Mr. Darcy gets out of the lake. Teen wet dreams pic.twitter.com/zRZcjyplVF
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
I love that dreams can be about anything. Last night I was dreaming about doing paperwork and not being able to dec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a brilliant day today with @AMPFoundation . Thanks for having me and thanks to all the candidates for being so inspiring. Good luck!
November 24th 2019
@natalietran
It's a Saturday night. Let's tell everyone we were out partying pic.twitter.com/xGwGI0cfYr
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Definitely time to join the boycotting of Wilson Security abc.net.au/news/2016-07-0…
November 22nd 2019
@natalietran
It's a body ;) twitter.com/SylvanianUK/st…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
How do I nominate myself for an Academy Award because I just told someone it was nice hanging out and even I almost believed it.
November 10th 2019
@natalietran
Thoughts with all those affected and a big thank you always to the people who help to battle these fires. Catastrop… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Would also like to point out that since then many people asked me to speak to white women who are dating asian guys… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @caitiedelaney : Here’s my impression of the beauty blogger who lives next door to Adam Driver in Marriage Story who was trying to film a…
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
uploading! I have slow net so it's saying another hour and a bit. Sorry. But here are some pics from the vid pic.twitter.com/xw9MSx8jNb
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
request for more SRugg mixes in future please twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
greetings! I'll be replying to comments as much as I can on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're around youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
Think positive. Yes, you got catfished but also, someone out there was replying to your texts and emails promptly.
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
missing having @bennyfine and @rafifine close x pic.twitter.com/nUeDfHBaZj
March 14th 2020
@natalietran
RT @YoYo_Ma : In these days of anxiety, I wanted to find a way to continue to share some of the music that gives me comfort. The first of my…
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
And we thought the future would be bladerunner tubefilter.com/2018/03/07/soa…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
come here, come cure me
January 6th 2019
@natalietran
They cut before you can see but the black van that picks up Marie Kondo actually lifts off the ground and flies her back to her planet
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
I will never go to sovereign hill without you @tim_dunlop just like how you will never go first class emirates wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 1st 2020
@natalietran
RT @anandMenon1 : ‘Low value people’ twitter.com/bbcnewsnight/s…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations @raychenviolin ! Listening right now and what a treat to the senses twitter.com/deccaclassics/…
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I asked a teenager what dabbing was. They explained what it meant, laughed when I tried it, then I killed everybody.
November 5th 2019
@natalietran
Adam and Eve twitter.com/BuzzFeedOz/sta…
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : With no income, and no Medicare many people seeking asylum are forced to go without event the most basic medications, and the nu…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
how nice are my friends. pic.twitter.com/iN2OGjLNN5
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
I have one sister, nine years my senior. When younger I would sneak into her room, wind up this box and watch the b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Person: I like liquorice Society: burn them. They are a witch.
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
What happens?You just hit an age and decide,"Yup. Heard all the new music I can. My playlist is full.Now where's that oldies radio station"
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
Sometimes people describe my videos back to me and I feel bad my parents couldn't afford to ship me off somewhere t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2019
@natalietran
Listen, I've never lived in the United States but I've watched A LOT of movies and tv shows and news reports etc. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Woo @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/zPUv2blKuw
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I love this picture of @lenadunham . It's how I feel when I see other people try on jeans and they don't need altering pic.twitter.com/E17HrDLFOc
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I liked drinking alcohol. Could really use a water on the rocks right about now. Like the most h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
[packing suitcase] me: I'll pack a dress in case I go out dress: haha you don’t go out! me: ha I don't dress: You’r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 6th 2017
@natalietran
too many feelings
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Me on Instagram: Look at that stupid, hot, good looking idiot. What a fake smile It is a nice fake smile though I WANT TO WEAR HER SKIN
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @vivianwithane : @natalietran your tweet looked like a caption for this photo on my tl pic.twitter.com/l2y18ptOoV
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Saneeero : sorry I ghosted you for three months lol my phone died. wyd tonight tho
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know you said leave you alone but on the off chance you see this; love and care do mean something. They’re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2017
@natalietran
not sure if I hate myself but I do own a cat
November 28th 2019
@natalietran
Good on you @itsgabrielleu It's beyond difficult and often harmful to your career to stand up to people who feel l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
Call. Takes no time twitter.com/GhostTownGoldi…
October 12th 2016
@natalietran
Just gutless. Come on, @mikebairdMP ! No reversing on good decisions!
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you say the right things to them they are pic.twitter.com/RnECxfsTGV
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
Q1- how do you eat out in general and without people hating you. 2- I crave ready made food and have gained a lot of weight. Tips?
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid >> youtu.be/h-lwsZTl5PY << What Would Flies Say? Yeah, it's that kind of internet. pic.twitter.com/gxJAMsLNqe
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
Best Friend Course 101 Find your best friend prettier than any model she shows you on instagram. Hand on my heart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2020
@natalietran
When I was 14 I worked in fast food but the building has since become a liquor store. No matter what I say my dad k… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sister: how was the sleep over? Niece: it was great! Auntie Natalie let me have two ice creams! Sister: wow! Me: sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Paul_Karp : John Hewson: "If Peter Dutton is the answer, you have to ask yourself what the hell is the question" #auspol
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hey Phil, cheers for having me in your shows. --- Jokes that are actually truths disguised as truths aside, congr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
heartbreaking art created by the residents in waterloo welivehere2017.com.au pic.twitter.com/qr9sgCvC67
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
halfway done with my braces and very concerned straight teeth will not solve all my problems and turn me into a female chris evans
January 11th 2020
@natalietran
I've never been able to say "how dare you" to someone because they're always right
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
Mum bought us matching sweaters. I told her to wear hers on Sunday and I'd wear mine. She grabbed my arm and said… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
You can help homeless youth and support homeless week by grabbing some laces and lacing up #laceitup pic.twitter.com/8O2dmfu4F6
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I hope my old Sims characters are still happy, in love with all their neighbours, and getting promoted
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hello, London instagram.com/p/yJrY2upxSq/
October 6th 2018
@natalietran
New hobby: introducing relatively new acquaintances as 'my soulmate' in social situations. Gets me wet.
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
re-gifting pic.twitter.com/P7qzcG1qdT
June 8th 2019
@natalietran
Whenever I see a bird it's eating something I'm worried it shouldn't be eating
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
Just try to hold a novelty cup from a cinema without looking like an idiot
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
my postman sees me in my underwear more than we'd both like
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
The old man next door is learning Into My Arms on piano and I think I'm in love.
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
+ hope you're happy and well
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
never stop loving this @JohnMayer song youtube.com/watch?v=3uA_ya…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
I'm just a girl standing in front of a microwave only knowing what maybe three buttons do
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
yay! Going to start filming this one tomorrow. Hopefully can read handwriting tomorrow pic.twitter.com/FAIjU0c4xp
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
I like to offer people high fives because it’s fun getting constantly rejected
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Valentine's Day. If you haven't found your special someone don't worry, there's someone out there for *you* w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
100% legitimate photo with my nieces at the large hadron collider and not a photo wall at the powerhouse museum pic.twitter.com/nXo6nDI6qI
November 27th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'm going to figure out how to double side print things without mistakes. Then the world IS MINE
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
over tea with dad: dad: Nobody can make you feel anything, Nat. me: I don't know if that's true dad: Even if you gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Oh man that start to the race. Come on!
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
When I write my book about how I became a handsome billionaire, this part of my life will be a chapter titled 'fuck it, wear the hoodie'
May 18th 2015
@natalietran
ordering @Vegemite online at 2am because I'm that upset I forgot to pack it
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
So so good pic.twitter.com/RwYvRuj1Tp
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
There's a beauty queen named Natalie Tran and now ppl call me and hang up when they realise I'm not her. Um I was once in my school magazine
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
she sighed, defeated, and looked it up on urbandictionary
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Put some highlighter on my cheekbones. When do I become hot?
March 14th 2020
@natalietran
:( was interstate for work and got home to find a little kitten had gotten stuck under our front gate and died. Hal… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
text exchange with best friend while planning a trip pic.twitter.com/Bs5qzUdK1T
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
When I die I want to come back as the man I just worked with. Please note this was outside work so not youtube stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
New (half) vid until next week. Dinner Would Be Nice >> youtu.be/VYQ2o1-hZTI << pic.twitter.com/lo6ifVul4u
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. I've been removed from all their top 8s. A lot has happened since 2008. Here I was thinking things were OK
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
♥️♥️♥️ look at those cuties twitter.com/thetomska/stat…
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
Happy Vegan Day! Being vegetarian's been swell but today I'm switching to a vegan diet. Diet first then with new purchases once
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Made lunch from a recipe book AND finished a video script for this week. If the vid is anything like the lunch it w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Thinking of just getting a shirt made that says "I've been up to nothing since we last spoke"
December 19th 2017
@natalietran
The faith my GPS has when it comes to thinking I can turn right onto a main road at this time of day is ridiculous.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
hey hey! twitter.com/theqza/status/…
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Partner had never seen Grease so we watched it together. He almost ruined it by continually asking if they were mea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Twice! Amazing. Sunday? Sorry my phone sucks with apps (I know I know) so can you text me? Or email? Or use telepathy.
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Had a truck come into my lane yesterday on the highway. The driver was incredibly condescending, threatening, and t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2020
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : This has destroyed me... (via @clementine_ford ) pic.twitter.com/Upk8nUmVLo
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
*not an ad and I wrote it because it'd be nice to see ppl thanking companies who help sometimes rather than just complaining to airlines
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
September 9th 2019
@natalietran
Will you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I would like to be? pic.twitter.com/y3oLUoJpNV
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see people act I'm just blown away. How do actors conjure and convey emotion like that? I can't even act… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Automatic Out of Office emails are strange. If I had one it would just say "CYA L8R SUCKA. If this is urgent please email emma@office.com"
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
so many awesome people. @TroyKinne 's show is on tonight! 9.40 on 10 @maxprice3 @sarahebishop @ninaoyama and everyo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
This song utterly destroys me. Breaks my heart into a million devastated pieces. *turns volume up and hits repeat*
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
You can be against offshore processing AND still care about Australia. They'd prefer you to believe it's invasion vs cruelty and it's not.
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
I thought this was The Onion washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
I hate being desperate but I do it so well
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Sound familiar? ;) twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
The idea that any of us have any say in the rights of gay people is ridiculous. Fuck it all but enrol and help aec.gov.au/enrol/
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
How I learn about the internet pic.twitter.com/JpNGKVyz05
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. Just watched Jerry Maguire. That was made in the 90s. Sports stars make that much money? What? When did he say hello?
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
May 14th 2020
@natalietran
When browsing the tv guide I feel like every minute in America, two people turn to each other and say "Let's flip houses."
October 23rd 2019
@natalietran
They never tell you when you start learning to drive that a huge part of driving is just freaking out about whether… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
When people compliment me I want to punch them in the face
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Hey! Sorry still filming and editing but new vid should be up later today! Only 4 weeks late
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : 1. Seems like a good day to point once again to this excellent/depressing longread from last year, about how Australia's imm…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
You can. You'll learn to love me. twitter.com/noahcent/statu…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
I have the diet of a very unhappy man who the neighbours wish would leave because he doesn't look after his lawn and is always in a singlet
March 12th 2020
@natalietran
No idea why F1 is still happening this weekend in Australia and why other events that involve thousands gathering t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
I run exactly the way I look like I'd run
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
An Almost Made Up Poem - Charles Bukowski ooft pic.twitter.com/7G9MFR77mi
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
New trousers came today and yes, these will look exactly they way did on me as they did the model pic.twitter.com/QYJvpASeVo
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
Finished a script! All it took was three packets of biscuits and a lot of tv breaks. Filming today for upload tomor… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 6th 2019
@natalietran
Don't usually use twitter like this but, it's a great site, hopefully word gets around. Can someone please tell bi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
My current kink is letting people go into my kitchen and watching them try to find the bin for just that little bit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
In my 20s we made out in this car. On my 30th we drove to dinner in it with bulk toilet paper in the backseat #adult pic.twitter.com/iJ4pEYkdpO
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
1. I still wear all these clothes 2. mangoes twitter.com/tmth421/status…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
If someone is crying, embrace them. Hold them close, share their pain, whisper 'try harder next time' in their ear
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
How dare you. Nobody speaks to me like that except in the bedroom.
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
I keep friends for a long time because they’ve seen me without makeup so it’s either a lifelong friendship or they have to die.
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, bro pic.twitter.com/BVbm9uoQ5f
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
It's always made me uncomfortable how similarly people treat being vegan to being religious. It's also a label. As… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
Taking online tests to tell you about yourself tells me a lot about you too
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
and we all thought the world would end when the bees died pic.twitter.com/jijuPWFAAx
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
A headline serves a purpose. If you share articles online you surely understand the way these headlines are consume… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
I've never run a marathon but I have checked my voicemail
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
If you're interested, just donated here. Thanks for the recs on places to donate to help those suffering in Myanmar twitter.com/PartnersRelief…
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
haha OK. You think I’m insecure? Right. OK. Why? Why would an insecure person ask you if you were talking about them 50 times in a row? Why?
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Blade Runner 2049 tomorrow! One of my favourite email so far has been one that just tells me the cinema and sessio… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today there are rallies to protest the treatment of Refugees on Manus and Nauru. Please go to one. 12 deaths. Chi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck me dead. I just read an ad for a job and got exhausted by the use of the word 'passion'
November 27th 2019
@natalietran
OR consume less animal products so they don't have to have fucking VR strapped to their heads telling them they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Nash is my best friend " @nashedgerton : @natalietran @GreatDebates69 @helytimes @DaveKingThing I knew it."
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
was going to adopt next cat but is it ok to adopt an ex cattery cat if the owners said they need to find them forever homes now they're old?
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just got asked to paint the house number on the bins and I've never felt so alive and trusted.
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
A vid I made with @CommBank about mateship for Aussie of The Year Awards #sponsored #butimstilljennyfromtheblock youtu.be/7FeoyvBelr0
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
How did I only just learn about the letters between Hemingway and Marlene Dietrich? They should be the guide to all… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/3B2JjR1LlK
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
I am young and know what this means... instagram.com/p/Bq1sM3IBbbi/…
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @rodenv : I've been working with @natalietran on a little project this year. Watch and you might learn how to pick her up. https://t.co/1…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
movies really made me think I'd play darts more often than I do
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, put my clothes on for me.
October 21st 2019
@natalietran
Sorry, this is weird but I just started googling dollhouses. Never had one but loved the idea of them. Did anybody… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Worcestershire sauce twitter.com/BrokeNdSad/sta…
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
I NEVER break promises but realised the time difference tonight sucks so will upload tomorrow at the usual time. pic.twitter.com/n6hzQm0BHB
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
I watch tv shows like it's my job and I really want that promotion.
May 31st 2020
@natalietran
Friends, I don't know. I've had A LOT of non-poc tell me when things are actually racist and when someone is being… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Absolutely smitten with @maggierogers Don't know how I hadn't seen this INCREDIBLE live video before. Fills the he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan: you bought me so many presents when we started dating. I thought you were moneybags but turns out you were n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
can finally tick 'watched a show at versailles about marie antoinette that heavily featured pyrotechnics including… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2020
@natalietran
Oh!! Just found this violin rendition of Mark Summer's Julie-O by @m_smoczynski ! And there's sheet music for violin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
What do you mean you don't cry every day?
March 20th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Please spread the word, we need to urgently secure 750 litres a week of long - life or powdered milk to provide to the 300 vuln…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don't trust people who tell me to relax. One should always be irrationally paranoid.
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
naw. I remember someone once gave me a picture of Gary to sign. Classy, classy move twitter.com/truthhunter19/…
November 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : My TV comedy show Ronny Chieng: International Student is now airing weekly in the United Kingdom on the main @BBCOne chann…
March 7th 2020
@natalietran
Happy International Women’s Day The older I get the more I realise how important it is for women to collaborate,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
RT @DsSayed : Sentenced to death at 14, will be hung TOMORROW in #Pakistan, sign the petition against it: amnesty.org.au/action/action/… … #SaveShaf…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Let's make a baby
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
what twitter.com/ABCBrokenHill/…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, ramblings from fb, but this is something we should be able to talk about simply. facebook.com/doctors4refuge… pic.twitter.com/WQLIb4fwpo
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got to meet the incredible @Kon__K and @ASRC1 team! So good to be in such a positive, kind place pic.twitter.com/5KeidTh1cb
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
sister sent me this and it's useful. Might be useful to you? check in with your loved ones x pic.twitter.com/4agZEwpq7V
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Being an adult is opening the dishwasher and yelling "ARE THESE CLEAN OR DIRTY?" until you die
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
gah there are so many amazing people in this! Can't wait to see it! eeekk twitter.com/CrazyRichMovie…
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
me: Dad, I'm so sorry, I'll be in Melbourne next week when we're meant to go see a concert together. Will you be ab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 22nd 2020
@natalietran
have been watching people create so many wonderful things while they're at home- music, video, jokes, poetry, strea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
So jealous of everyone at @vidcon I wish crowds of people didn't scare me. Hope you're having a wonderful time doing that IRL thing!
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing beats ink on paper. Watching it dry and melt in to the page. It's magical how it morphs from sitting atop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
MCing the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre's ( @ASRC1 ) Sydney #righttrack launch. Amazing speakers and great to see ppl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
hmm... theguardian.com/australia-news…
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
Why do 17 year olds look like models now? At your age I wore bright coloured tracksuits from Target with the words "GIRL FUN LAUGH" on them.
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I have nightmares about outstanding library fines
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
after I tell my friend I can't have children yet because I haven't achieved my 'fit' body yet pic.twitter.com/RomEF5s9Ox
March 31st 2020
@natalietran
fits but it doesn't fit twitter.com/smh/status/124…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
How do people have the patience for lavish christmas light displays? I have shoes I've not untied for years because they're double knotted.
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
this dude... twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody really knows which switch turns on which light in their house
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
My dearest porridge, I miss you constantly and think of you always. The hours in between our meetings drag on for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the movie poster of them standing back to back twitter.com/washingtonpost…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
Thoroughly enjoying the messages I'm getting from friends after they watch MI pic.twitter.com/KoJYBEVQoa
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I was interning years ago, I went to the set of Australian Idol and was asked to sit in the judge's chair duri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
One of the ways I like to kill time is deciding which Christmas card to buy someone to throw out immediately after I leave their house
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes you just need to take a deep breath, take a step back, and sit next to a couple making out in the sun eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 6th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so excited for @wongfupro 's film @BeforeUsMovie and hope you are too!
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
<3 <3 youtube.com/watch?v=7ndFzX… via @djang90 and @raychenviolin
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
"In the value of value How can we be a nation unless we feel things" love this twitter.com/ABCArts/status…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Australia. The country having a postal vote to decide if gay people should have rights. How is this happening
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
My Downloads folder is just menu pdfs of places I don't go
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sydney-siders, if you can be there to show support. These poor kids and their family. Hope to see you there! twitter.com/HometoBilo/sta…
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan once surprised me at a party by leaving the room and coming back dressed as Elvis. About halfway through the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2019
@natalietran
There are new baby chicks today! I want to hold one so much! pic.twitter.com/SZjVfgQSbD
May 15th 2016
@natalietran
Working. No more f1 spoilers! I'm so excited. What happened? Did Hamilton get a new haircut? But really. Stop. It sounds so exciting
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
My daily lie: Nah, this doesn't need to be ironed. Looks fine.
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
The one time I get a strike, no video. Gutter balls? Got it. Captured. Let's remember those forever. pic.twitter.com/mSkIfy1ktG
August 28th 2016
@natalietran
Clothes tags showing. The enemy of looking like you have your shit together.
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
If you take photos where you're looking over your shoulder at the camera, you're a hot person. That shit is insane
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
where you sit on the political landscape. votecompass.abc.net.au and chickennation.com/2013/08/18/you… pic.twitter.com/Wh15oa68KE
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
Fraking spelling mistakes. I'm too old for this
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @MikeCarlton01 : If the govt isn't into subsidising "lifestyle choices" maybe it could start taxing churches. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-1… via …
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Have watched this twice now. It's fantastic. If you're after a laugh twitter.com/natebargatze/s…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
Did you guys see that donkey Mary is riding on? So awesome, I need to get that donkey too. So fetch. Did you hear h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
A friend bought me cupcakes and when I asked why they replied 'because when people like you, they're nice to you. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
please, please, just go away this week and be next Thursday already twitter.com/FallonTonight/…
October 1st 2019
@natalietran
Also! Mr Inbetween Season 2 has started on FX and Foxtel youtube.com/watch?v=X40Xab…
December 11th 2019
@natalietran
"this is a nice view from here" I'm in tears. You guys are gorgeous. Congratulations. twitter.com/philipwang/sta…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to my sister's place and saw my mother this weekend. She hugged me and said "Why won't you just get rid of tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really hope celebrities watch our work functions like this
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I don't understand, I've been complaining a lot and have checked it out in the mirror twice. Why isn't my pimple gone?
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
wow, that was intense *puts on lipstick* Done for now but maybe let's go for it again soon!
December 17th 2019
@natalietran
I don't even remember starting a sewing box but I have a full on sewing box. Buttons, haberdashery thread, differen… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @nicheholas : Statement from the #HomeToBilo campaign. pic.twitter.com/ckZXisKRb5
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, Bing, you can keep trying to be my default search engine. Just fucking brace yourself for some terrible searches.
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oddly personal question but has anyone here had their eggs frozen? Thinking of getting it done and want to know wha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
New hobby: Meeting people and saying, "That's a cute name. I think I might name my boat that."
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
[brain, thinking in a rational manner] Brain: ok, you have two options. One option is to face the consequences of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < This week's vid if you missed it
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
looks great, Annabel and Deb! twitter.com/talu_tales/sta…
July 14th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << pic.twitter.com/lZaMCoioiA
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
sigh. Just remembered the DAAS @YoungMasterPaul 's cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me. Liked it more than the origin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nice opp for help and advice for any emerging creatives from Western Sydney ice.org.au/2019/09/hot-de…
February 18th 2016
@natalietran
I like that at some point in your life you must just decide, "Fuck it. I'm going to start using the pocket at the front of my shirt"
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, change that to ages 13-29. I thought up a few things
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Tell an angry person they have a voice like silk
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sad to be missing @mjhawley and @eg goodness and folk this year. Hope it's incredible as always. A luxurious treat… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
. @ScottMorrisonMP Gday *puts leg up on chair because that's what I think humans do* You're probably sick of this hu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
people who wash their hair every day are overachievers
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
DEVIL Well? GOD sighs and slides over a $50 note.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2020
@natalietran
RT @KhadijaGbla : #Blacklivesmatter Australia, say their names✊
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is a poor reflection of who I am but whenever a bookstore doesn’t have the book I want in stock I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
Every 3 years in the garden section of a shop, I think buying a hammock is going to solve all my problems
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Labor waves piracy site-blocking Bill through Australian Senate, despite concerns zd.net/1QLyx23 via @ZDNet & @joshgnosis
March 16th 2019
@natalietran
The reason our government and media so successfully play on fear, racism, and hate is because we’re broken. Obvious… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
maybe I'm hormonal or something but I just want to eat six thousand calories in the form of carbs and then be made… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 4th 2016
@natalietran
Happy Father's Day to all you now-very-sexy-because-of-my-age-and-stage-of-life fathers out there!
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
It's @veritasium ! <3 twitter.com/Sydney_Science…
October 15th 2019
@natalietran
your reminder that this account soothes any stress and is a pleasure twitter.com/SylvanianUK/st…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
pawsitively brilliant twitter.com/perlberg/statu…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Please don’t leave me alone with my thoughts Netflix: What? Me: Nothing. All good. I’m fine
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
'These women are not statistics' – deaths in Australia in 2015 gu.com/p/46cnd/stw
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
person: do you think you'll make youtube videos again me: maybe. I don't know person: 10 years was a long time. I g… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2019
@natalietran
some lovely and funny people made this podcast if you're on the look out for one @danilic @evanwilliams … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
In the past you guys have made it possible for me to get work experience in awesome fields I'd not usually have ven… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
watched John Wick 3 today. I freaking love that series and that I almost vomited at some of the violence in between laughs.
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
There is no correct way he could have reacted to this. #brave twitter.com/7NewsBrisbane/…
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : Australia needs to help this young woman urgently! Her life is in danger after denouncing Islam & fleeing forced marria…
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
the stress is real pic.twitter.com/emiFJk17JM
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
*Wakes up. Puts on human disguise* Here we go again.
January 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Shouting my new mate Nesta a kebab because kebabs rock and so does Nesta ( and his lovely gf ) #OneLessStranger pic.twitter.com/yP9E8rCysm
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
Last night in my dreams I untangled headphones and then tried to decipher a parking sign. Where did the limitless w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
I really hope that @Spotify have a profile on me that reads something like: Psychopathic. One song on repeat for 10 days
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Where do you put ‘not leaving the house until neighbours are gone’ on your cv?
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Yay our #ASRCTelethon is trending, all organic baby!!! Call 1300 692 772 and #donate for #Worldrefugeeday2017 https://t.co/ow0w…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really enjoyed, @elizareilly_ , @HMReilly , and ibis! pic.twitter.com/E1m9YP5Qzt
July 19th 2016
@natalietran
I have an easy life because this has been the hardest thing I've done all day. Even had a tea break to think twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : If you don't agree with what your government is doing on Manus and Nauru please join one of these protests. https://t.…
February 12th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Come have a great night with me at @ASRC1 in Footscray Feb 20th, when I cook you a meal made with love, shared in a space of ho…
May 21st 2017
@natalietran
I almost just took advice from a quote from Instagram but then I remembered another quote from Instagram I saw that told me not to
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
Seriously contemplating holding a female only dance party featuring 2000s rnb in Sydney. Is this something you'd go to?
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
Remember liquid paper?
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY << If Your Phone Were A Dying Person
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
current favourite picture pic.twitter.com/JWl3j1VDuP
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps it's my circle of friends but I always have complete confidence on a Friday afternoon that everyone will probably be free tonight
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! A few snippets from my talk on Asians in Media >> youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw << bit different but perhaps you're interested
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NOPE"
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
As the end of the year approached she looked at her 2017 diary, an abandoned relic since May, and apologised to it.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 16th 2019
@natalietran
at 14 I started working at a Boston Market. One of the things people could order was mash potato and I was such a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2020
@natalietran
This is an absolutely abhorrent thing to write. Practise and believe what you want but stop supporting The Cathol… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Love it!! Can't wait to visit this library. So many cool looking spaces. twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
January 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @Pink : I am totally devastated watching what is happening in Australia right now with the horrific bushfires. I am pledging a donation o…
July 10th 2015
@natalietran
Just applied for my first credit card and got rejected. That's ok. I don't need you, banks. My mattress was FINE.
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't often write about what I eat but today I ate half a banana before noticing the peel was still on. So I guess I'm a foodie after all.
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Last day to preorder @hankgreen 's new book! hankgreen.com pic.twitter.com/0tb1g7Vfc4
February 11th 2020
@natalietran
For Nades, Priya, and their two Australian-born children Kopika, 4, and Tharunicaa, 2, it has been 23 months since… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2019
@natalietran
About 16 years ago, my first boyfriend's father told me to forget adding sweet stuff to porridge and try using a do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
please tell him to stay strong. This was a hard time for me when I experienced it but he is still loved <3 <3 twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
Making some travel vids in Europe oh so soon. If you've got any recommendations of cool places to visit or things to do let me know!
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : New York I'm headlining with an hour of stand up comedy at Carolines on Broadway for the first time THIS WEEKEND Friday &…
May 31st 2020
@natalietran
RT @felicityward : Australia #blacklivesmatter
September 11th 2019
@natalietran
"Do you have the day off today?" "Nope, I just have zero respect for myself or the way my clothing affects my working environment."
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of sdsdsv_15_pleasejustapprove.prproj
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! >> For People Who Skip Ads << youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Had bag stolen on train to Brussels with laptop, cameras,lenses,sd cards. If found Only want cards & hd. Please email me a pic. Will pay.
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
A moment of silence for all the tea I make then forget til it's cold. Please know somebody loved you.
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry there hasn't been a new video, I'll work on one as soon as possible. I'll also exercise, be a better person, and eat healthier.
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I remember before Instagram when you had to guess who was insane.
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
new vid up later today! Also, here's a gift I was given "Ohmygosh how did you know?!" "I saw your search history." pic.twitter.com/mjTKd25iLq
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
Hi. Delete
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
If you're flicking through films, I recently watched @PeterFoott 's The Young Offenders and *really* enjoyed it. It's on netflix au
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Read the new yorker cat person story. Can't relate. Movies come out on a Thursday in aus.
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Niece has started learning how to read in school. Well, that’s what she told me. I told her it was hard to tell bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 27th 2017
@natalietran
Gosh dang it I love movies
September 17th 2019
@natalietran
After telling my 7 year old niece I had to leave and go back to work she told me I should just tell people I died a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @JustinJonesTV : @natalietran i spent too much time editing this until i realised it was actually glee. pic.twitter.com/dyeMlpsdbT
July 23rd 2019
@natalietran
you're only old once
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : We’ve come a long way when it comes to our understanding of mental illness. Yet every day, on average, eight Australians…
March 29th 2020
@natalietran
my mum's response to my sister in the family chat brings no confidence pic.twitter.com/wWROXtEILN
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
Just come up. Always say hi. I like meeting you guys. The other day someone yelled "community" at me like it was my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 4th 2019
@natalietran
but aren't enthusiastic texts from powerful older men happy to just be close friends normal? twitter.com/IWriteAllDay_/…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I have barely made a dent in my workload which means it’s time to online stalk couples who’s weddings I’ve filmed to see how they are
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
If 2018 was a bit of a let down, go somewhere quiet, close your eyes, reflect, and know you're the reason for that.
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
shame on you twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
on a plane to you now can't stop writing twitter.com/edgarwright/st…
November 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reuters : Bear, an obsessive compulsive dog who was abandoned as a puppy, is helping find koalas injured in Australian bushfires https:/…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
It must be awful, being white twitter.com/workmanalice/s…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
How do some women drape jackets on their shoulders and have them stay? What’s it hanging off? Your attitude?
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
had a conversation with a 9 year old outside a convenience store. She filmed herself dancing for a few seconds, to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour has fallen asleep with a dvd menu on repeat. I don't know much but he's going to wake up a different person.
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
vegans in Sydney, my awesome friends at @BellyBao now have an eggplant baoger on their Friday menu! food.theaureview.com/news/belly-bao…
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
If your name wasn't picked (I'm sorry) you'll also be getting emails to let you know today and throughout the week.
July 4th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the nice messages and emails. I'll share what's been happening soon. X
May 25th 2016
@natalietran
It just hurts more when children don't high five you back
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know, I’m never depressed until I read a motivational quote.
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
oh my god! I thought this was me! twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
Just saw someone I dated in a trailer for a huge upcoming movie then I remembered we never dated
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
So good @A_C_O @NicoleCar_Opera pic.twitter.com/SrKHiq4mxb
November 14th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine your kid coming home with a neck tattoo and knowing immediately they've just increased their chances of bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
try. harder. What's wrong with you people? I just want you to have a great day! JUST HAVE ONE twitter.com/Zamuroy/status…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : Youtube comments have nothing on the recipe blog comments. Yeah, my vlog "fucking sucks," huh? Well your 'Great-grandma…
December 28th 2017
@natalietran
My partner explained what he thought the show Will & Grace was about- a sham marriage they participate in for some… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 31st 2016
@natalietran
Listen, GPS, we aren't all ballers. Avoid toll roads unless we're in the car with someone we need to impress.
October 13th 2019
@natalietran
I need someone who drinks to help me buy wine to bring to people's houses. Every time I go up to the person at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 1st 2019
@natalietran
whenever I have five minutes free: maybe I should get a fringe
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Has anyone here been to see the Morning Glory Clouds in Aus? What are they like to look at from the ground? Where did you go?
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with well defined calf muscles
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mrbenjaminlaw : Our friend Jesse was a Walkley Award-winning radio producer, whose life was cut short in 2017 at 31. Help us create the…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Merry Christmas, Hank. Have some of your hair pic.twitter.com/86cqTTfj6j
November 11th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mrmarkmillar : I now need to see this over any other movie this week!!! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
November 12th 2019
@natalietran
RT @abc730 : This couple have 24 koalas in their house and will likely end up with more. #abc730 #NSWbushfires abc.net.au/news/2019-11-1…
November 19th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AdamSinger : Who wrote this story, a bird? twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…
September 8th 2019
@natalietran
everyone had a friend who had a dad like this twitter.com/archeometrie/s…
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
A huge part of my life consists of worrying about possessive apostrophes at the end of names that end with an 'S'
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
5 yo niece tried to show me how she could do a push-up. Thankfully I was around to tell her she wasn't doing it pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
woot! Shirts and posters arrived today so keep an eye out for them at #YTFF if you're there! Tickets: goo.gl/LLD7NU pics soon
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Me: do you get- Manager: yes Me: a lot of people- Manager: yes Me: reference- Manager: The Wire Me: The Wire pic.twitter.com/mgPcsSvHKa
September 29th 2017
@natalietran
because look what happens twitter.com/natalietran/st…
November 16th 2019
@natalietran
too many husband-manager relationships go unquestioned
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Here's something I learned from Ladbible
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @terry_tierney : @natalietran Hi Natalie, Could I please get a RT? Scoliosis is something that has impacted my partner ( @Leilahhh ) her…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
my mother makes me work for it and I respect that about her pic.twitter.com/gJ15lgk1tD
March 16th 2020
@natalietran
1. This is great. 2. My parents who are in their mid/late 70s have been leaving the house and finding empty shelve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
Me: I should learn to dance and try to become a @SydneyKings cheerleader so I can go to games Partner: Or you could work and pay for tickets
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait for the Ken Burns Bowling Green Massacre series
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
is it inappropriate to go to a meeting with a hot water bottle under your shirt? I'm cool with people thinking it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
If you continually like someone's tweets they fall in love with you, right? Right?
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
new hair pic.twitter.com/V6C0mvepDd
October 27th 2019
@natalietran
RT @katiejoyofosho : How to listen to your friend if you’re a man in a musical pic.twitter.com/gvRdZxwmZ4
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Imagine receiving an unwanted text asking you to vote yes. It's outrageous. Like an unwanted survey asking if gay people should have rights.
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not saying the ABC needs new people in charge but Play School once emailed then never wrote back.
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
really thought I’d have met a vampire by now
July 24th 2019
@natalietran
maybe pic.twitter.com/OuMtG0q4R1
March 15th 2020
@natalietran
I love when the media says someone got slammed for doing something. Imagine getting slammed. Imagine writing that.
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
I have the music playlists of a much fitter, more attractive person
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
The fragility is offensive twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
No, no, stay in contact with your ex. This will definitely not bring up problems
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'm just saying, it sounds like he does have ulterior motives pic.twitter.com/v8VixzYGnz
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
New Video: New Year's Resolution Police >> youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm… << pic.twitter.com/xOGk2JXUCG
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Yes! Just won an F1 fantasy tipping comp! Finally, something... real... that... I....
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just magical. Waltzing Matilda via @raychenviolin open.spotify.com/track/3CGmzfgZ…
April 1st 2020
@natalietran
Hi! hi! Could someone make sure this guy doesn't hurt someone? The whip mixed with the anger that builds up by the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2019
@natalietran
Whenever a trailer for a teen movie from Netflix comes out I realise other teenagers must have been living complete… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
if you can't beat them, force them twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
niece: why are you slowing down? me: I'm tired niece: we're all tired me: fair pic.twitter.com/2bNQcfuryf
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Tim? I 100% believe this. twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
May 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Went up to Nevada Falls at Yosemite. Be still my unfit heart pic.twitter.com/uMe5SVQs6u
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gentle On My Mind open.spotify.com/track/0mLoTgCB…
May 20th 2018
@natalietran
Went to my sister's last night and she bought me an old wedding dress to wear to watch the royal wedding. Highly re… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 8th 2020
@natalietran
I'm going to live forever twitter.com/bigthink/statu…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VP : All marriages at their root are about love. In America, our laws now recognize that simple truth. #LoveWins today & we couldn't be …
March 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hope you're all well x
February 5th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ChrisEvans : I’m choosing to believe that the coyote sounds like Michael J. Fox and the badger sounds like Sam Elliot and they’re best f…
March 29th 2020
@natalietran
Sometimes when dad sends me his daily photos I want to reply with "sup" pic.twitter.com/Wwtgrvub6b
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @juliussharpe : I recently stopped wearing my glasses because I don’t care what’s happening anymore.
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
fifth kid out! theguardian.com/world/live/201…
November 1st 2017
@natalietran
After detaining people in camps and destroying their lives, we are now abandoning them. Well done, Australia. Peter Dutton, shame on you.
September 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @perlmutations : What kind of Arts Community goes for a cheap joke by allowing this white supremacy enabling muthafucka into it's midst!…
March 17th 2018
@natalietran
Bought a staple gun and wood glue. Can now build you a house
January 4th 2020
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : One thing I love about Australians is how they keep it real no matter who they’re speaking to. twitter.com/adamzwar/statu…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
seriously though, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets John Mayer writing Your Body Is A Wonderland for her. When I dated a mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just want to have hot no strings attached sex with a stranger who will take me on a lot of romantic dates, ask me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever you're angry at someone, end the argument with 'You're fired!' even if they don't work for you. Just feels fantastic.
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @PeterDutton5 : I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets an…
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
You make me wish I knew how to dance well
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
How do you work for @nathanfielder ? He's my hero.
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/nd7q94veWb
January 9th 2020
@natalietran
RT @WIRES_NSW : WIRES and vets from Stewart St Vets in Bathurst out on New Years day treating bushfire victims. This is the paw of a large m…
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
Here's an interview I sat if you're keen :) smh.com.au/digital-life/d… pic.twitter.com/K6t6G8mLsa
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Batman is taking a long time to crash this lunch
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
casual photo we took on a beautiful walk in the mountains #blessed #messyhairdontcare pic.twitter.com/NWFNKOFIzM
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
If there isn’t a Michelle's Patisserie, is it even a shopping arcade?
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
Signs of getting older: #2442 You need to share a milkshake
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: We just watched this Me: and we’re going to watch it again straight after, Brian.
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Sydney i got some shows coming up: pic.twitter.com/rDsM9Uk84Z
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
February 19th 2020
@natalietran
I'm not good at instagram but I know there are a lot of old dudes cropped out of the photos of women on boats.
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Sure, tell me where the hotel gym is located. Why not
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Hi!
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Young girl at the bookstore called me ‘ma'am’ Cute. Enjoy the elasticity in your skin while it lasts, cupcake.
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Can the video entry have no sound? This is awesome. #playwithray Exchanging violin secrets sounds all sorts of tro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
A public apology to @nashedgerton who is my best friend
March 19th 2020
@natalietran
Everyone: stay on top of your mental health during these times. Me three years ago: pic.twitter.com/PU3yo8KykY
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry guys, been guilty of making a monumental series of poor decisions lately. The idea of editing a video with my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
No! Did I miss it? No! Late submission for #WorldPhotographyDay pic.twitter.com/QtCnIoOIOv
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Frak. Just realised you can just look up the gif of the hot moments in a film. This is excellent. Excuse this threa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I like to ask my partner for a new cat at least 3 times a day
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
<3 one of my favourite movies and movie couples, His Girl Friday youtube.com/watch?v=m8lzya…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be so desperate, @TroyKinne twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just heard a word spoken that I’ve never known how to pronounce, having only ever seen it in writing before today.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
Now I remember why you stop wearing high heels once you trick someone into dating you.
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
cool cool cool cool cool twitter.com/smh/status/882…
January 17th 2020
@natalietran
I bet that'll shoot down your plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To set you on your feet again Mayb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
Even though I google a lot, I'm yet to find one celebrity whose partner is ugly enough for me to feel like I have a shot.
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just FYI the Crystal Palace trending is not the Vietnamese function centre in Canley Heights
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
this guy twitter.com/Wil_Anderson/s…
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
Happy New Year! May your 2017 be filled with awkward touches, accidental instagram likes, poorly reheated food, and lots of love
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
beautiful twitter.com/joelycett/stat…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MollyE007 : @natalietran My beautiful parents-in-law and my husband
March 20th 2015
@natalietran
How To *correctly* Cross When A Car Stops For You 》 youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 《 new vid incase you missed it.
February 17th 2020
@natalietran
incredible work twitter.com/BoyanSlat/stat…
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
ya'll are fantastic twitter.com/StrikeClimate/…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Greens leader Richard Di Natale: "The reality is this 'it's OK to be white' slogan has got a long history in the white su…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really enjoy taking baths? With candles and stuff? I just feel the panic of being in a room alone with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BBCWorld : How a deadly traffic accident in Bangladesh triggered nationwide protests bbc.in/2OMaHVC
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @twhittyer : Hey, the #futurelandfill campaign to stop reckless plastic toy promotions by @woolworths and @Coles is just 400 signatures s…
October 3rd 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FjDwRqeucY
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Starting to reply to work emails with: I'm sorry, I think I'll be famous by then :( :(
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Someone just mentioned rice pudding and I had no idea what it was so googled it. What kind of sick debauchery is this? Leave rice alone!
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
One of the movie tropes I understand the least is kids in high school being upset that they have to eat lunch alone… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
Today the only email I opened was a promotional one from my favourite Indian restaurant. That's work life balance.
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Ps thank you to the crowd at @BrownUniversity for laughing when I asked them to. You guys rock pic.twitter.com/wZZlhgvjxc
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hope you're well and happy! Happy holidays!
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : Washington State Is Now the Only Place in America with Net Neutrality motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… via @motherboard
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
All I wanted 18 years ago was to be on the Spice Girls bus. Not much has changed
February 2nd 2020
@natalietran
Yes. It was 40 bucks. twitter.com/MCunboi/status…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
Our country keeps digging its heels in but it's not holding us still, it's moving us back. Come on, Australia.
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
every time someone pays for my meal I want to cut my throat from anxiety twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, I'm now 31 and still cannot do a great cartwheel
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Can people stop writing articles about celebs/women showing off their trim bodies? Maybe they're just wearing clothes. And you're an idiot.
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
parties are my nightmare featuring people who learned how to dance
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Everything is a test of how much you love your mother. Everything. twitter.com/filtxrdwatxr/s…
December 26th 2019
@natalietran
Devastating christmas for a lot of people in Australia this year and it's a good reminder that every day is devasta… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Actual dilemma: Wanting to hire costumes that cost more than the video will make
February 3rd 2020
@natalietran
RT @ConnorVanV : When you're alone in the elevator #metime #mirrors #doyouevenlift #flauntit pic.twitter.com/3OiQ4UwIki
March 10th 2020
@natalietran
RT @marcmaron : Tomorrow. @netflix . My standup special. ‘End Times Fun.’ Drops. Globally. pic.twitter.com/ZQJL6PrusX
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
#oldheadshotsday is making me realise there are people out there who don't eventually destroy all photos of themsel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
... because I keep waking up to emails about this day after day, year after year pic.twitter.com/pHahqhD6h0
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
uploading!
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anybody tell you what to do. My friends told me I was being delusional but I ignored them and went with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Loving the black friday marketing. 'Spend and Save' that's some admirable positive thinking right there.
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
it's all 'nice to meet you' until they actually meet you
July 9th 2017
@natalietran
She stood in the cafe surrounded by couples and groups of friends. "Takeaway churros for one!" She grabbed the bag and hobbled away.
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
cheersing should be something you can sit out without judgement
April 1st 2020
@natalietran
Facebook year review videos pic.twitter.com/k0Ey3HfT4H
October 20th 2019
@natalietran
Can confirm that @SimuLiu eats superhero quantities of food. I think he consumed a litre of dairy after this pic.twitter.com/dtYevFpaUa
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
One day someone's going to go through my downloads folder and find 1000000 restaurant menus and 6 photos of nice hairstyles
September 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I keep trying to talk to people about it but nobody seems to want to talk about it for two hours. This show and its… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be answering comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you want to pop by youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE
November 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : “That police, he came running out, putting his rifle in the police Toyota and then he ran back and he just dragged him.” #J…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
They said we wouldn't make it but we proved them all wrong. pic.twitter.com/LijuT4gaUs
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I know I have a poor taste palate because some medicine tastes pretty good
October 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @bananabeltbetty : Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles ar…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
Watched the Fyre festival film and it was fucking insane. People want to go to parties?
September 10th 2019
@natalietran
Don't spend it all at once twitter.com/Brpron1/status… pic.twitter.com/kkzzvh5jEZ
October 28th 2017
@natalietran
haven't uploaded in almost a year but I hear things are going really swell for people on youtube right now
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Only crazy people say things like "Look What You Made Me Do"
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
yes pic.twitter.com/Aby6AUeUWg
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
... *packs bags* *slides into DMs* pic.twitter.com/O5ZMlWpnbG
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Most of my day involves feeling myself for stray food crumbs
March 12th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I read through Twitter I realise I would be someone whose life doesn't end well in Black Mirror
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
and then they bring me you
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
1. Nailed it 2. Need to exercise pic.twitter.com/dOWLypoPZH
August 30th 2019
@natalietran
imagine being so cute you have to wear this around your neck pic.twitter.com/kmPmUSlUQJ
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
relationships are just two people arguing over the aircon in a car
April 20th 2017
@natalietran
I love telling younger women they remind me of me at their age. The fear in their eyes.
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: oh me: what? FBI agent in my webcam: same shirt as last night? me: I've had it up to here with you, Brian
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
and at the end of each week, she would take about 1000000 teacups out of her bedroom to the kitchen
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
yes! twitter.com/SamesJames/sta…
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Dogs need to be less desperate. If your owner comes out of that shop they left you outside of and forgets you, they don't deserve you, man.
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
blah. I'm furious and have been trying to get rid of it but it's itching me. I don't know if I should share the pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I mean, she's pretty if you're in to that sort of cliche pretty twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
:( Terrace House is so stressful. Whenever someone has upset someone else I want to vomit
March 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KieraGorden : Oh my goodness, this story about the 10yo on Nauru is absolutely and utterly heartbreaking. Peter Dutton is a f**king MONS…
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Also I lost a key to a postbox 10 years ago and was too scared to tell them. It eats at me every day. I wish I were joking
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Looking forward to this one.
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
naw @raychenviolin youtube.com/watch?v=RXfLV7…
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
I always go with my gut instinct. It's always wrong but one day it's going to be right and then I can say I went with my gut instinct.
March 24th 2020
@natalietran
studio.youtube.com/channel/UCKHi7…
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
In lieu of a vid enjoy this notification I got for my last one. I think the exclamation mark is a little harsh pic.twitter.com/6sSp7EG2fB
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Attractive people get a lot of things already. Do they really need to pull off oversized sweaters so well too?
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Had someone run into the back of my car (everybody's fine) but gosh it bothers me that people's concern is for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
Got three emails from different people today asking if I wanted to go see Celine Dion. Guess I'm that old now
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
This is my favourite thread today twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
what can I show them? Please. Help. What do kids like?
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nprscottsimon : I can’t find my old friend Luc Longley on Twitter. Could Aussie friends let him know that we have his old game shoe, and…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Me: I'll start baking the cake now Clock: It's 12am! You won't finish until at least 3 Me: No, I'll finish before then 3am: Wassup
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
As you get older you realise you only really want a handful of things in life. For me it's to know my family are ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 14th 2018