videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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August 25th 2017
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Only crazy people say things like "Look What You Made Me Do"
March 25th 2017
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thanks, ebay pic.twitter.com/SniCKkgysI
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
"what are your symptoms?" "anxiety" "that's a diagnosis, not symptoms" "I want to pull all the skin off my face" "?" *pulls skin off face*
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
If Alan Jones was really sorry... he'd... project it onto the Opera House so we could all see it. Just for ten minutes.
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
It's really hard to get together when you're adults. Everyone has so much on their plate... It has to be said that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2018
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Just sweated out 834789379287342098 calories getting up at 3am to buy BTS tickets in another country for my friend.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
If 2018 was a bit of a let down, go somewhere quiet, close your eyes, reflect, and know you're the reason for that.
July 10th 2015
@natalietran
Just applied for my first credit card and got rejected. That's ok. I don't need you, banks. My mattress was FINE.
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
FUCK YES #MarriageEquality
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
... mate, commercials about toothpaste are more exciting than my life twitter.com/kanyewest/stat…
October 1st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see people with brand new white shoes on I want to yell, "Yeah go on, act like you own the place. Smug bastard"
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
personally I like to save up all things tell your family that will disappoint them for the festive season. It's very dramatic 10/10
May 13th 2015
@natalietran
About to leave again and for once, I think my cat will miss me pic.twitter.com/YsPJmWTwWP
March 15th 2019
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ya'll are fantastic twitter.com/StrikeClimate/…
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Untitledasdasjdhakwuhauadw
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Can confirm that when you mistake the word 'hooker' for 'hookah' your conversation gets weird "They bribed him with… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : Hey Sydney Twitter! My Sydney Comedy Fest run starts next week! I forgot to promote it, so now there are heaps of tix availa…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SarahRubyWrites : RT if you'd pretend not to speak English if @realmarklatham tried to talk to you in public. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a sign you’re getting old when you get tired and confused after watching a music video?
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Do you sell chains for reading glasses?" "We do! Is this for a parent?" "Sure. Why not."
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : Tickets to the NY live show are moving quickly. Get your tickets now to avoid missing out! caveat.nyc/event/is-there…
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
My cat and I have an agreement that when I die, she must delete all my web browsing history and empty my downloads… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
I've been harping on about this but I'd never read Lolita before a few days ago. That first paragraph. Can't get o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I wake up and my hot water bottle is cold I hug it, just so it knows I'm in this for the long term.
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
Why? Idiots are often very confident twitter.com/couriermail/st…
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Why is it that whenever it's tax time I can't find any work receipts but I have a receipt for every soft serve or lolly I've ever bought?
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
Please someone take me to this. You can have all my friends and my cat. I just want to watch Mission Impossible asap twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many apologies. A bit behind with work so decided to spend time watching Family Ties. Will still be putting up a video this week though!
November 6th 2017
@natalietran
too many feelings
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
Strangely satisfying, editing footage of healthy people while you eat apple pie at 2am
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
bananas are the sweatpants of fruit
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
WE'RE GETTING A DOG. Need to tell as many people as possible
May 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng :
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I walk into someone's house with a man the first question he asks is, "how big is that tv?"
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm doing so well!! That's why I'm online so much!
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
getting really tired of not having a friend with a private boat or plane
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
when, apart from when something is far away, is a place described as 'a short stroll'
May 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : It’s all a bit foggy now, but I recall posing for a “serious” photo with @natalietran and muttering something about @rightsage…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @JamesMelville : Best newspaper correction ever. pic.twitter.com/VzllYW7wBX
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
I'm not great at sliding into DMS but I'm fucking brilliant at sending awkward messages people ignore
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AngusGrigg : How does a company with no experience, registered to a beach shack, win contracts worth $423 million on Manus Island? Turns…
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
went to see a musical last night by myself and was sat in empty seats near a man who was also by himself. He kept t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
How do you work for @nathanfielder ? He's my hero.
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
RT @BBCBreaking : At least 125 people were killed in this Baghdad car bomb claimed by Islamic State militants bbc.in/29be6fr https:…
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I could be mates with any of the people in this slurpee queue
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
for how long each time? twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
come on, push up bra, I'm really counting on you to turn things around today
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
Apologies for the rant before. Anger gets us nowhere. That was really stupid of me. All deleted. Time for 1am toasted sandwich
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to hear, Brandon. Really enjoyed Telltale games. Good lesson for work, good lesson for life and relationships… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want a kid but then I remember I can't have anyone hanging around seeing how little I achieve in a day
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
My dildo comes with an app and wants to access my location, see my contacts, and read my messages. Like a freaking person.
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
The way this ball tampering is taking over Aussie news is ridiculous. It's not an episode of The Bachelor.
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Mark and Jason have just opened a new cafe and they're such lovely souls you should swing by xx flow espresso pic.twitter.com/iopgIwz3n9
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
But how great is it when a hairdresser puts product in front of you? It's like they're showing you to the better looking you who isn't cheap
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is definitely how to get me to commit to things. hahaha I have no idea what any of your tweets mean. can't wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Ps thank you to the crowd at @BrownUniversity for laughing when I asked them to. You guys rock pic.twitter.com/wZZlhgvjxc
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Open letter on the Border Force Act: 'We challenge the department to prosecute' gu.com/p/4a8yp/stw
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just had a lovely tea with @mickyb273 and wanted to share that he's a good egg
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
Genuinely curious to know what you think of the pub called Longtime. I totally understand where the upset comes fro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Thanks to the @thefinebros for having me in another video and my heart grows even more for @veritasium in it youtube.com/watch?v=n-U2Ba…
February 2nd 2015
@natalietran
This week's video: Change Room Curtain Gap >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << in case you missed it
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Yes! Just won an F1 fantasy tipping comp! Finally, something... real... that... I....
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, I'm now 31 and still cannot do a great cartwheel
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
whenever the music from Miss Saigon comes on my playlist, I get really upset as though I lived that life and I'm Kim. Then I remember no
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
You can make a monthly or one off donation or they also have collection points where you can donate packets of pads… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
selfish twats twitter.com/itvnews/status…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @fakeedbutler : This speech (about how much we hurt asylum seekers) will literally be illegal tomorrow. Read it now. http://t.co/3PrAiu…
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
whenever I cook for people, I make Asian food because go on, say something bad.
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today my dad told me my sister and I were the best things about his life. I hugged him and told him I was really sorry to hear that.
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
was a party last night and got asked 4 times if I worked there
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ms_michellelaw : Donate whatever you can spare! Let's free Aboriginal mums in WA prisons who can’t afford their fines. https://t.co/w1uS…
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
I hate to generalise but attractive people are so egotistical. They assume you like them just because you’re masturbating outside their home
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with well defined calf muscles
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
It must be awful, being white twitter.com/workmanalice/s…
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
Watched Mad Max Fury Road. Summary: kidnap 1 Victoria's Secret Angel and 4 Seafolly models and the world loses its shit.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
hah! very starry night twitter.com/NASAJPL/status…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Fuck me. Just finished a 6 part period drama and they didn't even kiss. You can't do that to a person. Fuck marriage proposals. KISS.
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
she drowned in a sea of internet tabs
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Help. I can't stop pic.twitter.com/xEb3dAY70n
September 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Scott Morrison is PM for a week and ▪️agreed bisexuals make his “skin curl”, ▪️announced conversion therapy is legal and no…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and will turn each corner of your pages.
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
But not good enough for a follow hey, @adambspencer ? No worries. I like hard to get pic.twitter.com/9HrAB3FkCh
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
from now on, if other shows don't reveal ancient mummies, I'm out twitter.com/joshuagates/st…
July 31st 2015
@natalietran
one day everything is going normal and then boom, you love cushions
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
and I am a goddamn star. Once I got free movie tickets from a subscriber and had to run away before his manager came. Suck on that.
June 17th 2018
@natalietran
I've been such an utter and abhorrent idiot the past couple of months. Anyone I talked to tried to warn me too so n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 13th 2015
@natalietran
F1 season, I've missed you
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : Nauru is not only a political crisis, but a medical emergency | Ranjana Srivastava trib.al/X5f2QK1
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Does the pizza guy call me the house girl?
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
I guess I now clap my hands when I dance. It's like someone installed a shitty update and didn't tell me.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @raychenviolin is in aus! dates here musicaviva.com.au/raychen/ pic.twitter.com/N81qY0bJ6t
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I know it's all in my head but when I meet people who wear cool coloured nail polish, it feels like a power play
January 15th 2018
@natalietran
This whole Aziz Ansari thing makes me wonder WHAT is consent these days? If you can't keep hassling and pushing for… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
I was 103 twitter.com/PlinketyPlink/…
March 31st 2019
@natalietran
Need to start doing more things so I have something to say when the hairdresser asks what I've been up to since last time.
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Young love is incredible. There's nothing quite like it. Whenever I see two young people in love I scream "HA! ENJO… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly in awe of the strength of women everywhere. Happy International Women's Day to all.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought I'd have been to a party by now where someone came out of a giant cake and a bunch of men in suits l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
To have just a fraction of your thirst for life instagram.com/p/Bh2mAtCnq1A/
August 23rd 2017
@natalietran
currently eating old cake while editing photos of models
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
She penned a reminder to remove the catseat before she offered a ride next time.
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I know. A while ago I left you guys in dreadful suspense. Don't worry. @statelibrarynsw wrote back. They have boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've always thought one of the most tragic things is when love isn't synchronised and then you remember you're raci… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : I will be joining @Craig_Foster , @gulfidhr & others for the protest today in front of the Sydney Opera House at 12.30. P…
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
Lemme guess. The answer is 1 second. It's 1 second isn't it? twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
... did... any poc feel kind of... strange watching Downsizing?
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
If I could tell my younger self one thing it would be that one day while watching The Love Boat they'll say,"ANOTHER jewel thief?" out loud
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
you cannot eat soup without looking like you need a punch
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day I don't wake up and immediately eat ice cream is a fucking miracle
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Mum: what would dad like for father's day dinner? Me: hot chips Mum: no, for dinner Me: hot chips Mum: Nat Me: hot chips, woman!
December 1st 2017
@natalietran
keep watching. This is great. twitter.com/timtimfed/stat…
August 17th 2015
@natalietran
yeah no worries, I'll be on the edge of all the wide angle group photos. I did feel my face should be wider
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
This song utterly destroys me. Breaks my heart into a million devastated pieces. *turns volume up and hits repeat*
December 19th 2017
@natalietran
The faith my GPS has when it comes to thinking I can turn right onto a main road at this time of day is ridiculous.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
How absurdly exquisite is tea? I could be watching someone die and if I had a cup of tea in my hand, it would be... quite delightful.
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
I say things that are so left, people get offended and think I'm right. Saying everybody should have access to good education is CENTRE.
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Made lunch from a recipe book AND finished a video script for this week. If the vid is anything like the lunch it w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
glitter tattoos with my nieces is this how #coachella works? pic.twitter.com/BnHlr70PUA
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
I've seen aussie kids trick or treating today. Blame your parents for the ritz crackers I'm about to throw in your face.
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
This is crazy. I did this today too twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
One 0.008 cents at a time twitter.com/bb_steps/statu…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the biggest barrier to my becoming an entrepreneur is that I have to google how to spell it
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I'll stop tweeting. I tweet a lot when I'm trying to avoid work but the time has come. *spots bat signal in sky*
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I told a woman who was in the change room section with me that the top she was trying on was really nice. She smiled. She didn’t get it.
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @TaghiniaAmir : Guys on Manus are digging well to find water. #Australia wake up. #Australia people are dying in your name. @PeterDutton_…
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : Join @IISuperwomanII in her campaign to stop girl-on-girl hate. goo.gl/CozhP7 #GirlLove pic.twitter.com/j3xdVacJEm
February 24th 2015
@natalietran
in Vondelpark today. First time riding since I was about 12. Fell into a tree in the first five minutes. pic.twitter.com/RiTG7r1DGb
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks so much guys! I'll definitely talk to them about death <3
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
... am I too old to buy VIP fan club tickets to @ShawnMendes ? Let me rephrase that actually, how do I best obtain his dna?
September 9th 2018
@natalietran
Record Collector. Awesome store. The Analogue Man and I had a very fun chat. Thanks for the rec @helytimes pic.twitter.com/ah2Pluwkb9
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
I know I'm fashionable because this is how I shop online Sort By Lowest to Highest Leaves page and watches Netflix
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
less christmas parties
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
This story... Nick minding the closed Olympia Milk Bar stocked with empty cans... reads like a character from a boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
With my crew at @SydneyKings pic.twitter.com/81am3Tp39A
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
Romantically, the idea of someone walking you home is nice. What happens after though? You move home so nobody know… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
skjhdaksjkjhfkj I love you, Peter Quinn
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
define 'world' twitter.com/HuffingtonPost…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if the feta in salads feels like the hot girl in school
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
omg I love how political Jude Law is getting these days #blessed twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Woke up thinking about you
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Funerals would be way more fun if people did mention dope kicks twitter.com/wesleysnipes/s…
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I would believe it, I would twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
we're terrible together but I'm feeling reckless
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t believe in soul mates but I have to believe there’s someone out there who wants to make me gnocchi, read me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
I managed to touch my toes this morning without screaming. I want in on Cirque Du Soleil.
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw @ms_michellelaw 's Single Asian Female at @BelvoirSt and it was great. Well done to everyone involved, you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SolomonWakeling : @natalietran There’s a line I have been meaning to use like: “I have a direct line to hell, let [x] know that the devi…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
brilliant twitter.com/mercedeslynz/s…
July 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Going to destroy some cake today. Woke up to this awesome swag too. Thanks @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/XzOJ0L3Gyi
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
Just putting the finishing touches on it now! pic.twitter.com/4tz712UDeo
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Me on Instagram: Look at that stupid, hot, good looking idiot. What a fake smile It is a nice fake smile though I WANT TO WEAR HER SKIN
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite part of making a homemade birthday cake is when it all goes to hell and then you realise everything in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
This is ... but I visited the spot from BBCs Pride & Prejudice where Mr. Darcy gets out of the lake. Teen wet dreams pic.twitter.com/zRZcjyplVF
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
How incredible is it that we get to exist under this beautiful sky? twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Genuinely concerned that I will one day run away with an a cappella singer. I have fallen in love with several.
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
Disgusting. Also, people don't belong to you because of race. RT @NextShark Former Miss Germany Finalist Receives… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 4th 2015
@natalietran
On the flight home to Sydney. Where coats don't have jobs pic.twitter.com/dS5YdUEf7B
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Stop - Country in drought - Kid attempting suicide in offshore prison - Any other problem happening right now they… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had to tell a toddler point blank she was too heavy to carry everywhere. She gave no fucks. I carried her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
seriously though, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets John Mayer writing Your Body Is A Wonderland for her. When I dated a mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Can You Ignore Multiple Sneezes? >> youtube.com/watch?v=3Z_Eqp… << Three strikes and you're out pic.twitter.com/FbPlWbZURE
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
August 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Sat down to start writing video. Failed at finishing one line. Rewarded self with chocolate for hard work. pic.twitter.com/Doqn56XyqO
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
whenever I hear @JohnMayer I wonder what it would be like to have someone write a song like Your Body is a Wonderla… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2016
@natalietran
I wish. Then someone would be uploading pic.twitter.com/CxmsAG9FXD
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
I really feel like talking over people makes me right
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : hey @SydOperaHouse , i’d like to take out an ad on the opera house sails — a video projection of kids detained on #nauru, one…
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
If you were wondering, you can play Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl approx 4 times in a row before the person next to you gets annoyed
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know it needs ironing but say it’s fine. Just love me and say it’s fine.
May 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being alone is great. Being with yourself is terrible.
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
One of the most frustrating and humbling things having ocd has taught me is that your brain can lie to you. It can… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. What's wrong with me? I can't tell if I keep refusing to accept something because it means 1. everyone else w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know, I’m never depressed until I read a motivational quote.
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just heard a word spoken that I’ve never known how to pronounce, having only ever seen it in writing before today.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
sounds not so bad twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
missing my @eg friends this year. No doubt @mjhawley put on yet another fantastic year x pic.twitter.com/Or5JkPkUep
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Previous to this ad, this had always been a song I had wanted someone to sing to me before we fucked. Now I don't k… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 26th 2015
@natalietran
If Your Dying Phone Were A Person youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY this week's vid if you missed it.
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
person: what makes you happy? me: the opposite of these kind of conversations
November 30th 2017
@natalietran
It's Rowan's birthday tomorrow and I just caught him opening and using his present without telling me. The balls on this kid
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Bumped in to the lovely Kate last week and she's in her first play!! it's the last few days if you're looking for s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Haha oh no I'm so sorry @rhettandlink ! Didn't mean to be an alien! Just listened to the intro and you're prepping me for how weird I am
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight, the wonderful @TroyKinne 's Kinne Tonight is on! Check it out x twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
RT @mjhawley : With immeasurable sadness & gratitude, we bid goodbye to Marvin: mentor friend. He loved ideas & people behind them. https://…
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
June 17th 2016
@natalietran
Women never check out what I wear but today I carried a cupcake down the street and every head turned. I was Karlie Kloss.
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a person in a cardigan I think, "This person has their shit together"
January 18th 2016
@natalietran
At LAX on my way home and am always impressed by single bears traveling with infants and luggage on long flights pic.twitter.com/pOv1IfJJoc
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
[packing suitcase] me: I'll pack a dress in case I go out dress: haha you don’t go out! me: ha I don't dress: You’r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
No more Justin Bieber on @f1 coverage please. Just stop. You're mean enough to fans of the sport. We don't need that.
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Attractive people get a lot of things already. Do they really need to pull off oversized sweaters so well too?
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
New Video: New Year's Resolution Police >> youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm… << pic.twitter.com/xOGk2JXUCG
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I'm thinking cult BUT hot uniforms no fucking the boss stuff we eat organic Who's in?
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
*28-29 I've been OK
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Christy, only boring people get bored. Peace be with you twitter.com/ChristyDeemer/…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a choker today and had two men tell me they hated it. Thankfully I don't buy things for men. I just really care what they think.
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Loved the @fwong monologue in this. Great stuff twitter.com/fwong/status/7…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
will remember this for my next remote mountain trek, camping trip, or deep-sea dive twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely feedback, guys. X
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Niece has started learning how to read in school. Well, that’s what she told me. I told her it was hard to tell bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jenanmoussa : There is no tragedy in life like the death of ur kids. Syrian dad says farewell to Aya & Ahmad who suffocated in yesterday…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
YUP. Att: Australians twitter.com/tim_dunlop/sta…
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
What's killing the Australian dream? twitter.com/ethics_centre/…
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Do you think @netflix could reboot a vegetable pie I had in 2010? Nostalgia to the max.
November 14th 2016
@natalietran
My local grocery store has a lot of footage of me buying bread at midnight
February 16th 2019
@natalietran
mosquitos need to get their act together
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
Hey friends! I'll either be at the Sydney or Melbourne one this weekend- hope to see you there! Australia is better… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
amazing twitter.com/HumansOfLate/s…
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
person: do you think you'll make youtube videos again me: maybe. I don't know person: 10 years was a long time. I g… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
just donated to people seeking asylum living in Aus who will now be cut off from food and accom. You can too:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 9th 2015
@natalietran
well this just came up as the number one result for one of my searches so I better go to bed. pic.twitter.com/6hCcoxOroC
January 10th 2015
@natalietran
lots of love to everyone. hope you're all happy
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
#oldheadshotsday is making me realise there are people out there who don't eventually destroy all photos of themsel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 16th 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I'm so legitimately worried that in a weaker moment I might join a cult. They seem like a great idea until the guns.
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Trying to scoop ice cream out of the container when my partner walks in and says, "That's the hardest I've seen you work all year"
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Had a haircut today. Almost nailed the "don't look interested in products they put in front of you" look But I was interested I'M ONLY HUMAN
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Dad took me to violin lessons for 15 years. He then took violin up after retiring. Today we saw him play a concert!! pic.twitter.com/GyORJpcI32
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
one of the places they filmed the bbc version of pride and prejudice! Be careful. This photo is an aphrodisiac pic.twitter.com/nMz6NGxtWZ
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum had a party so our family mothers day celebrations got shifted to next week. When we called her to wish her hap… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
final one for today- made a donation gift instead of the usual at @Camp_Quality campquality.org.au/donate go on, you know you want to
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
November 11th 2016
@natalietran
Candles, hey? Fancy
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
My niece is now in kindergarten and my sister sent me a video of her doing some reading on stage at an assembly. It… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/77Msj8bDWM
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New vid up today! Make sure your parents aren't on the home landline and turn on your modem
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
With my bag stolen, so are my cameras and laptop and I may not be able to replace them for a couple of weeks so apologies if I can't upload.
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever invented fake pockets is one sick fuck
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
This game is giving me chest pains. Come on @BlueJays Just 48 consecutive home runs. That's all we need!
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/pZWtbQ-ycdY << If Your Phone Were A Dying Person
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
When I die I want to come back as the man I just worked with. Please note this was outside work so not youtube stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
I would like to receive a Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for each time I write "Also, please let me know if there are a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
It's been one of those days *plays peter andre's Mysterious Girl*
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
black mirror pitch: It's 2065. Someone figures out how to hang up Skype calls without the awkward 5 seconds looking for the hang up button
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been in a zombie apocalypse but I have been at a party when the cheese platter is brought out
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
and Dom throws some shade! Shoutout to all my shorts-wearing no matter how cold it is cameramen/clipboard carrying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
terribly sad twitter.com/CNN/status/100…
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
If I'm ever single again I'm going to go to the closest shopping plaza, find a man in a demo massage chair, and accept he's probably my type
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
"what else did we need to get?" "ice blocks and chocol-" "toothpaste" "toothpaste"
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan is a fool. He chose midnight to tell me he has a surprise for me and thinks I'm going to let him sleep. He sa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hope you're all well x
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
I admire that humans don't let fear stop them. Humans will always push past boundaries pic.twitter.com/CvEpJqHfPg
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
surprisingly easy to pretend you've seen latest star wars. "have you seen the latest star wars?" "why not"
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
It’s alarming and disappointing how long it takes me to realise a video call has frozen.
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Non-Vietnamese families have chats that look like this, right? pic.twitter.com/oKuEnlORwP
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
Just filming some last bits then editing then aussie upload times so new vid up later this afternoon!
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
some photos from a while ago pic.twitter.com/d2himR3kAl
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
holy sexy picture twitter.com/BenMendelsohn_…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Worcestershire sauce twitter.com/BrokeNdSad/sta…
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
You know what's been great about getting rid of my things online? Every time I meet up with the person I worry I mi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
This is just getting ridiculous. smh.com.au/federal-politi…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
Why is this still a discussion? Change the date of Australia Day
May 26th 2016
@natalietran
While I was in London I got to spend time with @AmiYamato youtube.com/watch?v=mQy73g… Miss you, Ami!
June 9th 2015
@natalietran
What awesomeness is this?! twitter.com/gtotters5/stat…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
mum asked me for proof I'm taking the vitamins she bought me and that I "keep in mouth" as though she suspects I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
I never regret clothes I was wearing 10 years ago because I’m still wearing them now
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Always just outside the baklava delivery zone.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
went to MIP once and ended up meeting someone who I really admired and we hung out. Strange night. Ended with me cr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Broken Men in Paradise nyti.ms/2h4QMmr
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
Driving in your car I never never want to go home Because I haven't got one anymore
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Eek loved watching Iris as Arya on the new season of #LoveOnNetflix Beautiful acting
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Ramentic dinner pic.twitter.com/14k0E4nmyJ
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
Fraking spelling mistakes. I'm too old for this
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
think of you at day dream of you at night
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry about all that. I'm really happy to hear criticism and know the video was limited in what it explored. Asian… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
The romantic in me hates this but the practical part of me appreciates this quote "Those items are mine and he cann… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
hm @johniadarola pic.twitter.com/KtvuxlGctX
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
<3 pic.twitter.com/md1KMr1sLF
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
my sister started a poll in our family chat re who is the sexiest member of our family. I like that mum is pretendi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
The Cake Cutter > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/qIaKQjkUeC
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rub the on-screen chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone all over my body
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Any local artists to recommend? Looking for something to hang in my bedroom
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really sorry I couldn't have everyone along this time x
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Printer, nobody has this many problems. Just chill. Be positive.
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh sshiieeett, Mr. Bingley and his party just arrived at the dance. People live tweet Pride and Prejudice, right?
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just to be clear, wherever I live is Australia's Asian mega city twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I have so many bad things to say about religion and the fact that religion is being used as a wall to hide behind when voting No is so sad
July 19th 2016
@natalietran
I have an easy life because this has been the hardest thing I've done all day. Even had a tea break to think twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
You make me want to be the kind of person who says they've got a book club.
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
The Last of Us 2 trailer is out but @RowanJones_ can't convince me to play more of the first. Sucks to be him youtu.be/Z80x55EUXAw
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
really want to start wearing nighties but I'm worried I'm going to turn myself on too much and won't be able to sleep?
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
My parents came here by boat. Glad they got in early. twitter.com/smh/status/792…
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
<3 Last year @qkenihan had me on his show and his last five eps have just been released including our chat. Q was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
I'm never mentally prepared enough for the complexities of a Lush soap
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Hard truth: Book clubs are just OK
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Falling in love as an adult is hard because you're tired and you know you should probably eat the food in the fridge
February 13th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : There is no government policy that can justify the abuse of children #LetThemStay mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-1…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
mum: Are you scared if you make videos again that people will have forgotten you? me: So I just came over to say hi...
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I guess it's time to get those prescription sunnies pic.twitter.com/lXRs75W6Ef
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, facebook memories. Good to know my Friday nights have always been wild pic.twitter.com/typh8z7SET
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
You can't ask a more arsehole question but I'm taking someone to their first opera and am choosing between La bohème and Carmen. Which?
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @AnniaGuiling : omfg i love nat @natalietran pic.twitter.com/8gNJhNnems
August 24th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a wonderful time at @MelbWritersFest meeting so many wonderful people. You guys are all so great! pic.twitter.com/3WCdai1oeP
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
manipulative people in powerful positions are terrifying
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I like that if the world were taken over by zombies maybe a quarter of my friends would know what to do. All of us… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
It's so unfair how quickly people expect you to get over someone. They're all 'you didn't even date, you didn't even know them'
January 17th 2017
@natalietran
I feel so sick but all I’ve eaten today is ice cream
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
Made this card for mum's bday. That night she emails: But you should try exercise. You're not fat. Soft. pic.twitter.com/zhHUotdke8
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what else I thought was going to happen after baking 20 donuts
June 16th 2019
@natalietran
Have I got any evidence to support my claim? No. Do I believe it anyway? You bet.
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
How do people have the patience for lavish christmas light displays? I have shoes I've not untied for years because they're double knotted.
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
me: how strong do you like your tea? person: strong. me, panicking: is this strong enough? person: stronger. me, s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
It must fucking suck being a scientist and having to be big enough not to just go around saying "TOLDJA SO" twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Matt's great! Always love watching him! Even when he's not on stage! Even when he thinks nobody is watching because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
I've never run a marathon but I have checked my voicemail
July 5th 2017
@natalietran
Love yourself. Forgive yourself. Nobody else will because you’re gross.
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't often contribute to the family chat but when he does, he never provides any context and it has nothing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
I wish carbs loved me like I love them
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Looking for a new job. Is there a job where you're paid to watch tv? Preferably while eating? Otherwise, how do I get on Playschool?
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely person I just met at Randwick. The bandaid was for a scratch and TLC had a band member who wore a mark under her eye
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
It's not how big it is. It's the girth. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I like how I say "I'm not hungry but I could eat" like it's hard
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sister: how was the sleep over? Niece: it was great! Auntie Natalie let me have two ice creams! Sister: wow! Me: sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
My windows are giant TVs that play a scifi about people who go outside socialise
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : Peaceful protest continues today in #Manus prison. You have no right to cut power & water on 900 ppl who've been tortu…
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Staircase Superiority Syndrome >> youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 << pic.twitter.com/dqbL4qp5Vl
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Don't be play dumb, touch screen, I know you felt me touch you you impossible little minx
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanwilliams : If you want to see white flight happening in Sydney, stand out the front of a Sonoma after they’ve sold out of miche loav…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Is it a good or bad sign when your friend decides you look like the warning picture for his tobacco? pic.twitter.com/KSBqWi9GDf
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
At a bookshop and feeling very judged by this sign pic.twitter.com/vVut1EitUv
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
happy vday pic.twitter.com/dYwPNmurOQ
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Personally, I think humble pie actually tastes ok after a few bites. Always trust the people who truly love you ove… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is a poor reflection of who I am but whenever a bookstore doesn’t have the book I want in stock I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour keeps saying hi to me. This is not going to end well.
January 24th 2018
@natalietran
oh my my my!
October 12th 2015
@natalietran
I’m really disappointed that despite how many times I decided to start my own secret language with a friend, none of them ever took off.
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Today at the airport, the guy in front of me had his bag pulled aside after screening. They took a gigantic knife o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : 这不是一个华语成语。 twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Next No campaigner that comes to my door will hear "release the hounds" through the intercom
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! >> For People Who Skip Ads << youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c
January 17th 2015
@natalietran
Any people taken photos with the a7r? Is it a good compact stills?
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : If you have faith, and if you believe in something hard enough, and deeply enough, and with all your heart, so what.
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
how do you get off someone's shoulders as an adult?
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought a man would have asked me to twirl in a dress for him by this stage in life
March 18th 2019
@natalietran
Looking to do something different a couple of days a week. Thanks to this lovely network I’ve been able to do some… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Cat's been a little more affectionate lately. Don't worry, cat. When the dog comes I'm totally ditching you pic.twitter.com/glDTmboiA5
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I'm Asian. Whenever people tell me to keep my shoes on inside their house I have an existential crisis.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Charged for what? A grand entrance? twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
kid: I didn't win a trophy me: Life's not about winning kid: I know, it's about trying me: What? No. Kid, when you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
the older you get, the higher the socks
August 31st 2017
@natalietran
I loved going to open home inspections and having someone tell me how great it would be to use the backyard. You don't know me at all.
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Asking a fit person what they did that morning is like hearing about a parallel universe.
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is going to be much harder for my real aged tinder profile. What's most upsetting is I do like all those thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
At university my best friend and I woke up on Valentines day, bought dozens and dozens of roses, wrapped them, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 4th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the nice messages and emails. I'll share what's been happening soon. X
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Wow. I had such a fantastic night. Thank you so much to the AASA at @BrownUniversity for having me to talk. So wonderful to meet you all
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hah twitter.com/smh/status/104…
April 11th 2016
@natalietran
If I could have one superpower it would be making everyone in the world disappear when I have to reverse park
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
what does 'lit' mean?
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Are you asking if we read the news? America, you're so fucked. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Mormonger : Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Tried on a jacket my friend has that looks stunning on her. It looked so terrible on me the sales assistant started covering me with scarves
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
not super cool with @ChrisEvans changing his profile pic without consulting me first but whatevs
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
I think I'd throw really good super villain luncheons
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Surprise tickets to @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear @SydOperaHouse for tomorrow! Thanks @RowanJones_ so excited x
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Solidarity protest for Hakeem today 12.30pm Opera House with GIDHR calling on @MFAThai to release him; @theafcdotcom fulf…
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Opens laptop to show guest video Old page loads to show "ETHICAL UNDERWEAR" search Closes tab to reveal another tab "UNETHICAL UNDERWEAR"
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey, come here. I love you.
June 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just found an old Ecard I sent to myself. So I guess that's who sends Ecards.
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope the US Election wins Best Motion Picture – Drama #GoldenGlobes
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
didn't think I could meet someone whose opinion of me was even lower than my own
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. According to the song, which is obviously factual, the other reindeer made fun of Rudolph and were only kind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
Got a bike recently and it's been so good for exercise. I've ridden to get gelato three times this week already.
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
Just hearing people outside my window makes me irritated. I know what kind of old person I'm going to be
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
animals aren't put on this planet to serve us but honestly, what is the point of having a cat if it won't go to the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
To those who told me how grateful refugees in camps should be for the medical care we provide twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
I never felt desperation to get concert tickets until my niece came along. Now I'm meeting people in alleyways paying double for The Wiggles
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
too many babies in grocery stores with smokers cough
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nazeem_hussain : Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia. pic.twitter.com/1iu1Snyg0I
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
continually doing this until Thursday. pic.twitter.com/mKyQTVp5XI
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The hair elastic is a woman's watch
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
I've never loved anyone enough to pay for airport parking. Kerbside pick up for all of you.
March 12th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I read through Twitter I realise I would be someone whose life doesn't end well in Black Mirror
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
cause I'm lazy as fuck twitter.com/gentiIes/statu…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, hair conditioner, I'm looking at you to really turn things around for me
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
sorry, I know a lot of you were born in the 90s and 00s. I'm just bitter because now exciting for me is when someone makes me a cup of tea
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
too wonderful to get to meet some of you at @YouTubeFanFest ! Thanks so much for coming and to @Jenna_Marbles and @ConnorFranta for our seg x
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
My parents keep getting sent bill looking "ads" by car insurance companies that present as a bill with due date etc. It's outrageous.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
everyone at the agency is sick of 007 and his antics twitter.com/Mantia/status/…
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
Well, I don't know if it's the no sleep, the amount of sodium I ate yesterday, or the music, but this video got wei… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
what twitter.com/ABCBrokenHill/…
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
The feeling of finally getting around to listing stuff on ebay is like an orgasm's boring, adult, doesn't-go-out-on-a-friday-night cousin
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Had a blow-dry and now my hair feels like a Mariah Carey song
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Heard @RowanJones_ CACKLING in the other room so I go in to see what he's laughing at. He bought a magazine years a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
uploading! I have slow net so it's saying another hour and a bit. Sorry. But here are some pics from the vid pic.twitter.com/xw9MSx8jNb
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Please. Really looking for distraction to avoid work. Happy to be catfished.
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
There's a lot of crazy news these days so to add to it, they now sell Sour Patch Kids in larger quantities. pic.twitter.com/CrG21oGWnK
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/2PsZ4tPDmw
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I even creeped outside the bennet home and breathed heavily. Just kidding, I masturbated softly. They didn't let p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
That the majority of you say 'act like it never happened' makes me know we are one. It was a 2 year gap. I fucking love you.
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I think it's time to quit the internet but then I realise I would be happier and we don't want that happening
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If this is my best life, I'm fucked twitter.com/tylerhabx/stat…
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I just want to call my home planet and say "humans are fucking nuts, come take me home."
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
My favourite part of any Youtube tutorial is the part where I scream "IT DIDN'T WORK??" at the screen
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We played a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to those affected by the awful *terrorist* attack in Charleston. What a reminder that racism has continued/will continue to breed
February 21st 2015
@natalietran
touching visit to Bastogne and the war museum today and then ending the night in Luxembourg pic.twitter.com/Vhr3NvbTzq
January 12th 2016
@natalietran
Looking through old family photos with my dad and geez I was a sulky bastard teenager. Me: Dad, was I a dickhead? Dad: You were emotional.
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't know what this program is that everyone uses to do that black line but black line "omg" back at you! twitter.com/JulienSolomita…
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
I have the music playlists of a much fitter, more attractive person
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
For some reason the adolescent children of friends often tell me secrets that I know would shock their parents. The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
hi! hi! hey! @nashedgerton directed this awesome show based off one of my favourite aussie indie fllms, The Magicia… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
I can't speak for others but I'm right
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Anyway, I hate this plebiscite so much and I'm so angry and so scared of what's to come. We will win this, but only bc we ha…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
I grocery shop like I have a very hungry, hormonal teenage son at home
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
you're delightful twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
yay! Going to start filming this one tomorrow. Hopefully can read handwriting tomorrow pic.twitter.com/FAIjU0c4xp
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I consider one word text replies to be a sign of aggression and, quite frankly, an invitation to a duel. Weapon of choice, first to die.
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Oh, Mr. Darcy... you are handsome enough to tempt me #prideandprejudicejoke pic.twitter.com/fBLmnoYJW0
April 29th 2019
@natalietran
It's wrong to wish people ill but I find it disrespectful when I think I've woken up early, go outside, and see peo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/pyfwCJk73E
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
According to movies with subtitles, other languages use the word 'wench' much more than you'd suspect
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
and thanks for the yt bday wishes! 9 years old! Ooft.
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I'm getting really tired of being stopped in the street and asked if I'm Eva Mendes
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
JT was in the video. Read this about his experience being an Asian man. This is about being an ally to each other… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 13th 2018
@natalietran
Always a fangirl of @nashedgerton whose film @gringomovie is out in cinemas! Check it out! pic.twitter.com/m3y1K3oYjD
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
self acceptance is knowing there's no point saving the recipe because you're not going to make it
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
This song youtu.be/bflkeWVTNk0 Have seen her four times and each time she's better
August 6th 2017
@natalietran
new hallway pic.twitter.com/O6hKGdV2M8
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
My mother is incredible at giving compliments that are criticisms. Latest one: It's so nice that having bad skin doesn't bother you
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hairdresser: What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Nothing, ok? Every time nothing
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
over tea with dad: dad: Nobody can make you feel anything, Nat. me: I don't know if that's true dad: Even if you gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
Would Hillary have fired you? I don't know. What do you think about not knowing. I. don't. know.
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
In the time Steven Avery was in prison, he had more girlfriends than most people I know
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
To my fellow tanned Australians, don't worry. The Border Force will be easy to spot on the streets. Fig. A pic.twitter.com/xQDJQuFV6s
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Alexa, can I say I was with you last night?
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a jacket. A young woman wearing the same one saw me. So great, cackling and making someone question their taste.
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Just fucking let me touch you.
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're online. Or you know, out partying.
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Frak. Just realised you can just look up the gif of the hot moments in a film. This is excellent. Excuse this threa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 18th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/NxcVMpIprP
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I really hope Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio spend as much time googling my relationships as I did theirs
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
I have to hold my organiser strangely when I make new appointments so people can't see how empty it is. Also so they can't see my tears.
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
What's the equivalent of a barber for women? Somewhere I can sit in a line with school kids and get my hair cut in 5 minutes?
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
Rallies on or about Sat 27th August. I'll be at the Sydney one, hope to see you there! twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, running late but new vid will be up later today pic.twitter.com/aXrD4Sh1nS
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
thank GOD
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks. Because you can't. It's impossible
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
After an hour of hanging out, a friend insisted on walking me back to my car. They saw the three hour ticket I had bought for our catch up.
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Great article on Geordie Williamson twitter.com/theage/status/…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @shoesofprey : Hey @natalietran , ready to bring your #preygame to our Shoe Design Showdown tomorrow? Challengers, register here: http://t…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
me: I don’t need anyone in my life necklace clasp: WASSSUPPPPP
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
I'm never going to die twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes you just need to take a deep breath, take a step back, and sit next to a couple making out in the sun eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
look, not usually a fan of forcing moments but I'm still waiting for someone to call me 'shorty' Just, like, when… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
My niece has this and thought it would be fun if I had a go. Incorrect. It has ruined my day. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/qWUXrvsRAN
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
And of course, yes, housing prices in Sydney are insane and it is hard for people to buy houses. But yeah, don't eat brunch if you're saving
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Tifnh : @natalietran Our best friend shirts came in! Btw, you don't have to tell us we look good because baby, we know. http://t.co/nJpZ…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/miqJXUHQGU
January 26th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/aq0SIDe6R2
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
No kidding it's OK to be White. It's usually being something else that is the problem. To be clear, nobody should… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
Just come up. Always say hi. I like meeting you guys. The other day someone yelled "community" at me like it was my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
I'm here for you. Except if you're sad. That's a bummer.
April 20th 2017
@natalietran
I love telling younger women they remind me of me at their age. The fear in their eyes.
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
1. Nailed it 2. Need to exercise pic.twitter.com/dOWLypoPZH
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
come here, come cure me
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrMichaelLucas…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Love it twitter.com/_Avery_/status…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
I need everyone in the frozen section of grocery stores to calm down. It takes me a while to make big decisions
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Being an adult is opening the dishwasher and yelling "ARE THESE CLEAN OR DIRTY?" until you die
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Socks are great
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance
May 9th 2019
@natalietran
I adore how my cat tries to tell me she wants food. No kidding, buddy. I don't think you're coming over because you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
Go on, be that person who uses the word ‘whom’
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
Can people stop writing articles about celebs/women showing off their trim bodies? Maybe they're just wearing clothes. And you're an idiot.
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Turns out it's Twitter's bday. Happy bday, Twitter. U were the 1st platfrm 2 make me panic abt charactr count n start doin this #LoveTwitter
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hey guys! I'm one of the judges in this comp so if you're Aussie,over 15,and have any cool ideas make sure you enter amp.twimg.com/v/15b9e70d-fd0…
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
just got an invite to niece's 7th birthday 7 already :( pic.twitter.com/7amm4UPWlN
November 6th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Must Contain One Uppercase Letter Watch it here > youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ < pic.twitter.com/45iYhtYDtm
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
The fragility is offensive twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
September 9th 2016
@natalietran
hey! Sorry still editing but there will be a new vid today! pic.twitter.com/2vTLjzkDqQ
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw << This week's vid in case you missed it yesterday :)
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Obviously bribing is terrible but don't you think it's awful that so many colleges require a fee to even apply? Ed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
<3 When I grow up I want to be CJ Cregg twitter.com/AllisonBJanney…
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Whenever I try to sound sexy by saying I’m not wearing any underwear it sounds more like a threat. A terrible, terrible, scary threat.
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @girl_in_paris_ : Keep calling people.. the mood is changing... I have called twice a day for the past two weeks... The backbench wants c…
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @CDisillusion : ... pic.twitter.com/GcfdfNW0fI
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
me: Please let me know if you need any changes! client: You've missed half the words in the subtitles and the name… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really enjoyed, @elizareilly_ , @HMReilly , and ibis! pic.twitter.com/E1m9YP5Qzt
September 21st 2016
@natalietran
If only 18 year old me could see me now, reading pizza pamphlets for 5 minutes and sticking them on the fridge with free chemist magnets
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
everyone on twitter is going to hell so we might as well get to know each other
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
My bad. There was a warning at the beginning of Rihanna's new vid re the gratuitous nudity and pornographic treatment of violence. My bad
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
brain: Do not eat birthday cake for breakfast me: It has walnuts on it and nuts are healthy. brain: can’t argue with facts
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
I'm so proud of how Australians have responded
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What a privilege to have spaces like this. Looks incredible. Libraries are brilliant. twitter.com/sydneyisopen/s…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
Went to try on a coat. The assistant put it on me and it looked awful. On me. Not in general. It's a great coat. Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 13th 2019
@natalietran
Me when I hear the kettle go off twitter.com/DougalBeatty/s…
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I have the enthusiasm of a woman who wears hoop earrings
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That would be kind of ... weird? My parents are from Vietnam if you're going that angle. How far do you want me to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
Come here and teach me things
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
How big is the fine, Scott? I've got some savings and feel you're really limiting your potential. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
People are unconvincing when they suggest having a kid is great and rewarding even though it's hard. That's what losers say about exercise.
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Cat lady level up pic.twitter.com/m0LWjvbsZU
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
favourite sports tweet? twitter.com/thehistoryguy/…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
me in my 20s: I’m going to become a writer and make great things and meet awesome people me in my 30s: Don’t make eye contact with anybody
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I just procrastinate for another 15 minutes I've made it to lunch time
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really jump up and down on beds? I've tried. It's not that fun. 2/10
June 26th 2019
@natalietran
found some vegan scotch finger biscuits! They were disgusting!
July 26th 2016
@natalietran
A lot of people I admire mock youtube but I just saw a trailer for Bad Moms. Enough. It's even now, Hollywood. We're all shit wanting clicks
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
If you're interested, just donated here. Thanks for the recs on places to donate to help those suffering in Myanmar twitter.com/PartnersRelief…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite memories is from a trip to Egypt when someone offered to give a quick history recap. He then cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
cheer up, buttercup
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful meeting you also! Hope you liked the lamington <3 AH *dorks out about shirt* twitter.com/bowesy123/stat…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
I was funny? The greatest trick the devil/politicians ever pulled was the politicising of human rights. twitter.com/WALSTGUY/statu…
April 5th 2016
@natalietran
Show me a man with good handwriting
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
today will be fantastic pic.twitter.com/ZMAVxgIEFG
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
As someone who has been writing Fairfax and Nine fan fiction for years, this is an epic day
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
Teenage me watched the bbc pride and prejudice on repeat, ate kilos of chocolate, and researched acne cream. Adult me does this also.
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Pauline talking about same sex marriage being confusing for kids and minorities having too much power really suits… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
November 6th 2016
@natalietran
Have doctor apt tomorrow and am genuinely scared she's going to tell me my blood test came back and my blood is made up entirely of skittles
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
sorry to do it again but this week's vid will be late. Been on the road for over a month but fly home tomorrow so promise regular vids soon
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
PS Tony has told us supporting people smugglers funds terrorism. Tony supports people smugglers. Therefore...
March 10th 2015
@natalietran
I decided to go vegetarian at the start of the year and today mum made me vegetarian pho. Best. pic.twitter.com/hF9zhqDO3W
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*shoves chips in mouth anxiously* #AUSPER
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Why do people immediately assume that you want kids just because you like hanging out with them and cry whenever someone brings them up?
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
[conversation with 5yo niece] niece: Bring beads next visit me: Ok niece: I’m not joking me: Would have been a bad… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
email from mum: Skin looks better. Looks OK
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
Wes Anderson and @johngreen ! instagram.com/p/2B6U8CJxRP/
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
I never know what to say when doctors touch my tummy and ask if it hurts. It hurts more than if you don't touch my tummy. Why go outside.
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha love this. Agree with @raychenviolin . Don't trust people who don't like the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto instagram.com/p/Boq371qDg2F/…
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
Love how my face fits so good in your neck
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
Well I guess when I watch shows and movies I now care about the parents storyline. Great
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
oookayyyy theage.com.au/federal-politi…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Hopeful for your future. Ben writes beautiful music. This is an oldie but favourite youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8… "She… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
I took a couple of photos outside without him so my punishment was physical activity catch up. @veritasium pic.twitter.com/Rq9LBTJL25
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
how is @nathanfielder this amazing?
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @angryasianman : Who is this? I will follow her. pic.twitter.com/k56TlFukbT
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
A bunch of awesome people are trying to get in my pants and I welcome it. That or they're going to kill me and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Last edit for the year sent! Now to try to make something before Christmas so @nashedgerton doesn't stop being my friend
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, ramblings from fb, but this is something we should be able to talk about simply. facebook.com/doctors4refuge… pic.twitter.com/WQLIb4fwpo
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If I could see myself 10 years ago today, I'd see I'm still wearing the same pjs.
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
I say this to the empty chair opposite me ALL. THE. TIME. twitter.com/james_trenowet…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Um, I dress up as a fly and talk to myself. Low brow indeed. twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
break out the blankets twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I hear people say, "you just have to KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. Never stop uploading!" I'm fairly certain someone out there dies
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
Is it OK if you can't relate to any memes or quotes about friendship?
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
love emails from my dad pic.twitter.com/920fCraOKG
February 14th 2016
@natalietran
When you finish studying you stop trying to figure out how to spell words. You just pick another word instead.
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
New work tactic I’m currently employing- always writing “I’m so proud of this” in the email when I send through wor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Person: what's your favourite colour? Me: green Blue: you motherfucking traitor
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly fighting urge to kidnap twins, put them in separate rooms, and ask many questions.
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry sorry poor reception here. I'm back Sunday but have work in the evening so can do Sunday til about four or Monday? It's so cold
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
he's touring NZ and AUS and he's great! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
In constant fear the doctor will tell me I have scurvy
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Tickled pink to have the delightfully funny @natalietran as the MC at the Human Rights Law Centre’s Fundraising Dinner in Sydn…
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
You buy one wig and they never stop sending you wig catalogues
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
People need to be less sad about break ups. You only start going to the gym during a break up, it's great for you healthwise.
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/jCxywBC5YL
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << pic.twitter.com/THy7f6DbMj
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
Oh awesome. A good news day
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Yes, thank you for explaining Blade Runner is scifi. THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS. Where are the people who made the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
For me, eating out is sifting through reviews of restaurants until everything is closed and then eating 2 minute noodles with toast
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
I am never prepared for quite how disappointing I am to kids who start talking to me about youtube and twitch "do y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
same. Call me. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
Happy international womens day pic.twitter.com/7QjmWBhtxJ
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Don't worry, pants. Elastic band may have died on us but I'm here until the end. The very end.
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
I love watching teams of friends compete on reality tv. Since my chess app on facebook isn't working out I'd like t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Amazing. Channel nine news just had a story that was essentially: a rich person is on holidays and has a big boat i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
Favourite ethical (preferably eco friendly) underwear brands? Need to bribe some people into doing me favours so fancy is good
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
How do people climb stairs? I get exhausted waiting for elevators
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Every fucking day since that video I have received an email saying how my video was made to hurt Asian men. That wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
It's @veritasium ! <3 twitter.com/Sydney_Science…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
sure sex is great but have you ever killed someone after seeking revenge for 18 years?
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @louistherouxbot : I'm in Egypt to meet Willow, a former spy turned fascist gymnast who believes Bono cursed their bloodline
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @helytimes : Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are the original Jim and Pam
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Is there a fetish where the person likes to take you to watch musicals?
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to post your vote! pic.twitter.com/B8y45BrTGQ
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I remember seeing one of Nash's shorts years ago and loving it so much. Now he's someone who is… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Conversations about how not all protein powders taste terrible and you just have to find the right one, turn me on.
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Just found a fantastic playlist of dads doing renovations around the house.
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
How great is @nathanfielder youtube.com/watch?v=fs_eQQ…
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Get this @jjflanagan song in you Honest Man open.spotify.com/track/02jXcH8b…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
congrats to the boys from @SUPERWOG1 twitter.com/ScreenAustrali…
April 18th 2016
@natalietran
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology Video - Making Of youtu.be/Y4Xh2KBI4I0
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Santa: It's almost that time of the year again Me: So? Santa: Have you been naughty or nice? Me: Pull up a chair. D… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
filming a wedding groom: I've planned a surprise after dessert. Can you film it? me: Sure. What is it? groom: It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @samtwyfordmoore : It's been a privilege, to say the least, to have been given the opportunity to listen so closely to the audio work of…
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : While @ASRC1 lawyers do all they can to do 850+ refugees applications by Oct 1 u can help #KeepThemSafe by Donating: https://t.…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, dude. Sorry for the lack of videos. The past two years were a little messy and I've been a really useless p… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
Last night in my dreams I untangled headphones and then tried to decipher a parking sign. Where did the limitless w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I was pretty annoyed at the sexism in GTA. Then I went to see if I could go to Sephora pic.twitter.com/956FKWT7Pl
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
any sydney ao dai recs?
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
oh my god! I thought this was me! twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
July 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sad to be missing @vidcon and all the amazing premieres happening there. It'll be my bday though so pretend that's why you're all there!
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KrangTNelson : I hate when I die on a 1912 steamliner due to women. this is a burden I carry daily pic.twitter.com/hF0O0PFKgh
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
oooooooooft twitter.com/Bballforeverfb…
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come here
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to anyone affected by the earthquake in Nepal. Terrible news
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
. @ronnychieng @RemyHii @HarryShumJr <3 <3 ahhh youtube.com/watch?v=14ZHRB…
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
:( cats pic.twitter.com/maYBfrTp81
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just want to have hot no strings attached sex with a stranger who will take me on a lot of romantic dates, ask me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
May 15th 2015
@natalietran
had such a great first day at @eg today. Thanks for having me along again and can't wait for the rest of it!
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
woah twitter.com/WayThingWorks/…
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Because television is absolute quality twitter.com/Variety/status…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/FrazzleMyGimp/…
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I love tv I love tv because this is a serious part of the show and nobody cared there was a giant puffin there. pic.twitter.com/FmMhgJxB6M
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope that @realDonaldTrump 's twitter wins Best Comedy Series tonight #GoldenGlobes
July 30th 2015
@natalietran
Enjoyed the openness of @jodiefox 's new vid on work life balance youtu.be/OjnjUJwOqrc This year I committed to family time so feel this x
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
They said we wouldn't make it but we proved them all wrong. pic.twitter.com/LijuT4gaUs
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
uploading!
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
If you missed it, I threw a bbq to celebrate 10 years and this is how it went >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/hkOoXpSIXc
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the feedback and recommendations yesterday! Really appreciate it and will look into them
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
what a fun and amazing day! Especially the part where @BethanyMota forced @davidblaine into the water for 10 minutes twitter.com/tyleroakley/st…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
rosberg!
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FeralCrone : 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to a…
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Five year old niece wrote a song about having no friends. It made me so sad. Nobody is going to be her friend if she keeps this up :(
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
when robots give you updates they spare no feelings pic.twitter.com/2XOxqsNddY
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
just let me warm my feet under you
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @FightLoudly : @natalietran this is the petition to stop Saeed's deportation #SaveSaeed change.org/p/qantas-emira…
December 15th 2016
@natalietran
Had a dream I was hired for a top secret mission as an expert hacker and if I do say so myself, I was reeaaallllyyy good
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
The best of friends get into bed with you to keep you company while you edit all night. I have no idea who this is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 8th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone says "____ is going to be the future" I laugh in their face and reply, "That will never happen." N… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Despite all the hype, no stranger has offered me candy?
July 24th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the bday wishes. Had a brilliant day and feel very lucky. pic.twitter.com/qzauQi0vOY
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
It's awful when hugs don't make people feel better. All you can do is let them cry while they say, "Stop touching me. I don't know you" :(
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
No. I only know 5 secure words. pic.twitter.com/eEd0Z5KI7Z
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
When people compliment me I want to punch them in the face
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
It's like nobody remembers Xena and Gabrielle pic.twitter.com/wqv01YffO6
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Ok. That's it. I've put off not being tall and gorgeous for long enough.
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Very sorry about this but unfortunately I will no longer be able to attend @Vidcon this year :( pic.twitter.com/JGtfAvAn9O
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
This upcoming royal wedding really demonstrates how one day you can just be a normal, regular, everyday stunning ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to generalise but if you're old enough to drive and still have lucky numbers, we're probably not going to be friends
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
fucking, fine, youth culture. *googles 'what does fuck boi mean*
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Really need to marry the guy at the churros shop. Can't afford to keep living like this.
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
No, you don't look up to me. I am young and hip and unpredictable. We are like best friends of the same age and everyone want to date us.
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I miss when you could wear a wrist band and that was enough to let people know you were a rebel. Not a total rebel, but you know, enough ;)
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
my week's appointments belong to a much richer, more attractive woman
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @malonebarry : Well done to the Guardian for leading with Somalia this morning. Clear it should be the biggest story in the world. https:…
September 25th 2017
@natalietran
she sighed, defeated, and looked it up on urbandictionary
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
This is probably the best summary of how I feel about the name. We haven't heard anything to suggest even the ackno… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : We're back in the AAT for the final day of our FOI asylum seeker turn back case - some details here theguardian.com/australia-news…
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
wait, they're still arriving? What time does the Met thing start? Is it a dinner?
March 8th 2015
@natalietran
loving this guy, @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/l8CVwJiEPn
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
the best part of a relationship is never being able to stack the dishwasher in a way that is not disappointing
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
In the past you guys have made it possible for me to get work experience in awesome fields I'd not usually have ven… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 18th 2016
@natalietran
I'm able to realise now that I can't handle the stress of being in charge of taking the photo of the birthday person blowing out the candle.
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
sometimes clients come back to me with changes like "could you please spell this word correctly?" or "the title wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Fashion changes so quickly. In 20 years people are going to look back at photos and think my collecting teeth to make necklaces was weird!
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Just found out my 3 year old niece is actually 2.
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Didn't fully comprehend what kind of person I was until dad bought be this shirt and I screamed 'I love it! pic.twitter.com/Lyl1u6VEFU
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I feel like I'm getting better at acting like I'm not terrified when someone's dog greets me at the door
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
really thought cults were going to be a bigger thing in my life
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
ooft my bad. Sorry. Didn't realise he thought of the name, had read her saying she was the owner. They had enough… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
♥️ same twitter.com/ThuyThuyBurd/s…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Would watch this show for maybe 4 seasons until it became more about the people than the wallabies. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #BREAKING IS suicide attack in northeast Syria kills 20 regime troops: monitor
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Why do people point out that we already asked each other how we were? I don't care. It's obvious neither of us are committed to this
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Drove for 4 hours yesterday listening to one song on repeat the entire journey and still got the words wrong each time
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you say the right things to them they are pic.twitter.com/RnECxfsTGV
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
I spend my entire afternoons just counting down until dinner
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
“I’ll throw my tie over my shoulder and roll up my sleeves. They’ll love it.” “They probably will” Best line in Mad Men so far
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I never let kids win. My niece yelled "I won" last time we played a game. "NO," I corrected her sternly. "You LOST.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I got shown how to do a real sit-up. NOPE
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
When they say comfortable with Vietnamese I hope they mean comfortable living at home with your parents til you're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenGalea : @natalietran Here's a photo of me and my family :) My grandparents and their children came out by boat in the 70's #boatpeopl…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hey Phil, cheers for having me in your shows. --- Jokes that are actually truths disguised as truths aside, congr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Went for a beautiful kayak this morning. My favourite part of kayaking is when I decide it's too much effort to go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: I feel so unattached to this Earth and fear everyone is dealing in the wrong currency person: excuse me? me: I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
mother has asked me to meet her so I can pick up 15kg of oranges even though I told her several times I have not fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hot guy: Listen, I can’t solve your depression. Me: OMG would it HURT TO TRY
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
my postman sees me in my underwear more than we'd both like
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : This is #Faysal Ishak Ahmed. He came from #Sudan hoping #Australia would save his life, instead our government killed him. RI…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @danisnotonfire : @AmazingPhil @natalietran @IISuperwomanII the 4 most relatable people in the world together i'm surprised we didn't cau…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
sad about the outcome but good game tonight @SydneyKings ! Plus, got to kiss the lion. pic.twitter.com/Bs6RW2plVi
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Have you ever seen someone sitting at a bus stop who didn't look miserable as fuck?
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I've never time travelled but I've listened to a someone try to explain snapchat to me
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Mum : I got you more bananas Me : I haven't finished the ones you got me Mum : You will pic.twitter.com/OAUfDSVKFY
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Every human has the right to medical treatment. You might be lucky to be Australian but you don't deserve rights mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 18th 2016
@natalietran
mum: It's so weird how having really bad skin doesn't bother you!
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Concerned @SydneyKings will never know how much @Bballforeverfb and I contribute via approving applause pic.twitter.com/KAyUdWHRGo
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
thinking of launching a new skincare line with @anthonypadilla as head copywriter twitter.com/anthonypadilla…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
and they say the internet can't make you feel happy twitter.com/CNN/status/885…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
And I loved the horror twist in La La Land. The one where everyone thinks it's ok to honk a car horn instead of go the door. That was scary.
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
I'm sorry for having said mansplaining. It must be awful to have people judge you because of your gender. I'm sorry.
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Gotta love standing in a lift and saying, "oh no. We're one person over the limit"
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
One of the movie tropes I understand the least is kids in high school being upset that they have to eat lunch alone… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Me: I'll start baking the cake now Clock: It's 12am! You won't finish until at least 3 Me: No, I'll finish before then 3am: Wassup
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really enjoy taking baths? With candles and stuff? I just feel the panic of being in a room alone with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
It seems to be something you experience and the beginning and end of life, wearing predominantly knitted clothing
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Part of me hopes that when Obama comes back from his vacation he goes to his inbox and clicks on a website flash sale email or something.
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Today I waited in line for a cupcake and hated the person I had let myself become
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to keep pens that don't work in amongst pens that do. I'm crazy like that ;)
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully this comes up on his facebook feed too pic.twitter.com/Vb52SYIXLz
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just remembered when I was in school and a teacher told me my my father was on the phone and wanted to talk to me i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
My gps is being very existentially comforting lately "You have arrived" "You made it"
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ginamei : My forever mood. pic.twitter.com/J8TZelWd8Y
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Tell me more about this sugar baby arrangement thing. Can you really just do dinners? Asking for me.
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Sure, go ahead, don’t use the Oxford Comma. Send word on what utter mayhem is like while you’re there.
May 26th 2019
@natalietran
It's fucked up that people assume you're pregnant just because you post a photo of a positive pregnancy test. They… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
The make up artist just found 35 bucks in her pocket. Trying to convince her we should quit and go live in the maldives
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
watched a video today where a photographer was showing how he touched up his photos. He hovered his mouse over the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
About to get in to some night time reading with the lovely tea set @veritasium got me. Getting older is great. Peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the existential crisis you would suffer daily as the assistant of a celebrity like this twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @baeoflight : if you're supposedly a Yes voter and a single text message has you pissed...well fuck, idk what to tell you about WHAT IT'S…
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Really excited to be going to @vidcon this year! I'm going to have a shower and everything! twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
Word twitter.com/msexcel/status…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Someone's 11 year old kid told me she's kissed 9 people. That's almost double my number.
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
Guess which one I am pic.twitter.com/mQxNxsVRtG
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It has been seven years and the cat still hates me
June 29th 2015
@natalietran
How to handle a Mezze plate: 1. Try all the dips 2. Go back to Hummus 3. Everyone just wants the Hummus
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
eek looks gorgeous artsy.net/article/artsy-…
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
you're not friends with a woman until you've listened to her talk about getting a fringe/bangs
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
John Wick needs to sit down, take a deep breath, and have a cup of tea.
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Nobody should be sending you abuse, @s_deery It's a shame you suggested you heard what the frustration was and then… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I had a dream where @amyschumer slept with my dad, banked at HSBC, and loved Paypal. So I guess don’t eat three bags of crackers before bed.
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
one great mind looking for another I'll throw @nashedgerton into the mix as my suggestion. He has some great track… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
The phrase ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ is sort of romantic
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with headshots. I'm comfortable with who I am.
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so excited to share my upcoming project with you guys! I've been work- just kidding. I'm about to watch a zac efron movie.
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
This is bull. You break up with their good friend/call some people an arsehole/set some cars on fire .. and they just remove you from Top 8?
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
I hope the characters of @MadMen_AMC think about me as much as I think about them
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
tag a friend who tag viral social media
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Angel: God, I'm so sorry but you forgot to assign me to a job. Should I go and make a beautiful person who will hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : What do you do with food photos? @natalietran ponders the same question #YTFF goo.gl/8qrxPR pic.twitter.com/Kx9gLOrM3i
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
friend: hey, just act normal me: what's going on? friend: just play along! me: pic.twitter.com/eZaU6Dx0LZ
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
I had a dream last night where I purposefully moved into the dark to trick a man into thinking I looked better. IN MY DREAM.
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
From now on I'm starting every audition with "just to clarify, this is a porno, right? It reads like a porno"
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I am acutely aware you find these tweets funny because I am not sexy. It hurts a little. Just kidding. Sexy people have no feelings.
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Look. He's there first! @mickyb273 waiting for me to come make his day amazing. pic.twitter.com/5jt6j7jOPH
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
+ hope you're happy and well
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
As the end of the year approached she looked at her 2017 diary, an abandoned relic since May, and apologised to it.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
At some point all I started to notice about kids was how much taller than me they were
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I asked a teenager what dabbing was. They explained what it meant, laughed when I tried it, then I killed everybody.
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sharingdignity : Do you believe sanitary items should attract the “luxury tax”? Condoms, Nicotine patches, Viagra, Sunscreen these do no…
June 15th 2019
@natalietran
see twitter.com/PBalakrishnaRa…
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
Here's a vid of my/our 10 year BBQ! >> youtu.be/71lU3I69rWw << pic.twitter.com/OzZqIFNYXE
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @4corners : The meticulous #4Corners investigation by @lb_online has led to some damning findings from the Murray-Darling royal commissio…
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just passed the train station I use to wait at every day for 40 mins after school just to see a boy I liked. That poor boy. My poor parents.
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @andrewrdn463 : @natalietran @AlboMP Naughty Asian girl - we are voting no and do not need an immature Asian girl to lecture us and swear…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
I have one sister, nine years my senior. When younger I would sneak into her room, wind up this box and watch the b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
I try to bring up The Sims at most parties
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
Remember liquid paper?
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
5am: If you had just organised your week better, you wouldn't be doing work at this time me feeding 5am poison: shhhh
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
top twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
matcha do about nothing I love tea so matcha a matcha made in heaven <3 pic.twitter.com/SRt8SMcHtt
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I have nightmares about outstanding library fines
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @jacindaardern : The person who has committed this violent act has no place here. To those in Christchurch; I encourage you to stay insid…
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
anyone coming to @PaperTownsMovie in Syd tonight?
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
You start making a "30 minute" recipe and next thing you know it's 4am
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
heart twitter.com/alanalda/statu…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
I miss my mailman. Nobody ever tells you you're going to miss the mailman.
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
"Going through a breakup?" "Nope. This is just what I eat."
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Proof that I filmed this time. Proof of the sexiness you have been saved from. pic.twitter.com/gcu7uDHnWq
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You can also call if you hate me as well. 20th of June I'll be in Melbourne with @ASRC1 for their telethon taking… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
A handful of pasta per serving worries me. I have small hands
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Decided on the way to the hairdresser's I wanted a fringe. Hairdresser said no. Not all heroes wear capes.
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
I love that dreams can be about anything. Last night I was dreaming about doing paperwork and not being able to dec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece currently insists on dancing to Dolly Parton's 9 to 5 every day and there's something incredulous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
photos of bachelorette parties are exhausting
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Today my neighbour caught me ducking behind a parked car trying to avoid him. Life is mean.
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
[saying goodbye to a friend] friend: It was so lovely seeing you! See you soon! me: Please don’t leave me alone wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
writing a video to film tomorrow and I'm so excited! How long has it been? A week? Multiplied by 10?
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
This year my Halloween costume is Person who doesn't have crippling insecurities which are actually probably truth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, gigantic ants nest pic.twitter.com/cMQQPrFPCH
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
Had such a big night last night. Just kidding.
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @elliottdesai : i got added to a group message that's 75% strangers & i just watch them hang out every day pic.twitter.com/AAA325zD7u
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
That's a depressing nickname, Francis pic.twitter.com/in37yTQu8j
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
sorry again. Away for another 10 days and then back into videos. I know, you've been really upset. It's ok. *holds you close* I miss you
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Just rewatched the last few eps of sex and the city. Why does carrie leave the artist? I forgot about the artist. Stick with him.
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Are you enrolled to vote? Make sure! check.aec.gov.au/?fbclid=IwAR2g…
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
f1 week. So excited. Contemplating going to melbourne for it. Anybody here going?
November 14th 2018
@natalietran
New tattoo! pic.twitter.com/FKusVkzBK1
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
About to hear @alaindebotton at the opera house! pic.twitter.com/OwPlNB8PdU
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
We're so social @anthonypadilla ! pic.twitter.com/0YEunuWcXV
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
How great are these headlines from the sag awards? Wish ppl wrote about me like this. Natalie shows off her wrists… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Everybody is equal but when someone tells you they don't eat bread by choice, you both know they're better than you.
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
. @markpollard is great. So happy to have met him. During a low time he made things much better and in good times he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm watching Elvis Impersonator videos tonight. Cool cool
August 18th 2018
@natalietran
Education is one of the most powerful and beneficial things a society can offer its people. It's a win for everybod… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
tipped Hamilton and Vettel and Merc this weekend for fantasy f1. Getting excited!
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
Mum bought us matching sweaters. I told her to wear hers on Sunday and I'd wear mine. She grabbed my arm and said… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
New parents are getting too overprotective. They get so uncomfortable when you hold their baby, weep, and then resi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
I really thought I would have been caught in a broken elevator with a handsome billionaire by now
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
sales assistant: is there something you’re looking for in particular? me, pointing at my chest: something to fill t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
I really resent having to pretend to know how to read a map
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
If my niece keeps asking me the definition of words, we're both going to realise how stupid I am pretty quickly
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AFPgraphics : More than 410,000 Rohingya have fled violence in Myanmar. Videographic in EN u.afp.com/4amu & FR https://t.co/yuJ…
December 3rd 2014
@natalietran
RT @randompanda : So far I'm less than 30 seconds in and these @natalietran videos for the Galaxy S5 are on point. youtu.be/vQwA8ijoK1w?li…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jleefilm : How come eating Chinese food out of boxes in the movies always looks so good? Also, why did you guys vote for that one guy to…
March 19th 2019
@natalietran
!!! twitter.com/maggierogers/s…
March 20th 2015
@natalietran
How To *correctly* Cross When A Car Stops For You 》 youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 《 new vid incase you missed it.
February 9th 2016
@natalietran
I just blow dried my hair so I guess today was arms day
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
So yes, I will have a look at the dessert menu vice.com/en_us/article/…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel vid! This time in Austin >> youtu.be/izmAZrUABqE << Watch me eat a donut that will make your heart stop
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
[after watching Ted Bundy tapes] me: I'm worried I'm a serial killer doctor: You're not me: I'm worried I am docto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ChrisEvans : This is clearly an act of aggression. There are literally hundreds of photos to choose from. What did I ever do to you, Can…
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Good to know we're mistakes. Australia is paying for Malcolm Fraser's immigration mistakes, says Peter Dutton theguardian.com/australia-news…
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hey there, homeslice. I think you're marvellous. All sorts of great. Have a glorious day.
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
A huge part of my life consists of worrying about possessive apostrophes at the end of names that end with an 'S'
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
This Wiggles recording is older than Australia Day being officially announced a public holiday in 1994. You can shi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Morning, Hank. I love that you sleep outside the bedroom door all night pic.twitter.com/SIkQycGqpv
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
Internet: Look at this ridiculous new gadget that must be for super lonely people! Everyone: hahaha WTF? A headles… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
She's great! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
Babydoll, calm down. I'll let you know when I want you as my default browser. We'll get there.
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
So thrilled a button exists for me to click when I want to continue to read a whole article because I'm so not an article tease kinda person
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
come here
February 6th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rip my brain out of my head
March 17th 2018
@natalietran
Bought a staple gun and wood glue. Can now build you a house
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
come here.
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
You know what’s wonderful about @JonDeeOz ? It’s not his involvement in the banning of plastic bags, plastic microb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who like to wake up early, even on a Saturday Angel: You are one sick motherfucker
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sure, I like lightweight makeup so long as it covers my entire face with a new one
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
If heaven is anything like iCloud, I will not know the password to get in
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/nd7q94veWb
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Geez. Come on, it's not hard to bring a bag with you. It takes a few seconds to make a better choice for the enviro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 5th 2017
@natalietran
thank you for the hugs x
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw a @quietplacemovie and from what I saw behind my fingers, it was great. Recommend you see this one at the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Also the amazing @rhettandlink had me on Ear Biscuit and you can hear it here itunes.apple.com/podcast/ear-bi… or soundcloud.com/earbiscuits/ep…
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Ok, 2017 diary, I promise that YOU will be the diary I don't abandon
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
Free this morning if someone wants to take me out to a nice breakfast or high tea and pretend the election didn't happen
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
missing having @bennyfine and @rafifine close x pic.twitter.com/nUeDfHBaZj
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
miss you
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Police are appealing for public assistance to help locate missing teenager Eden Perry. → bitly.com/2MccWDQ https:…
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
I'm a very nonviolent person but when people witness me run I do wish death upon them
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Sad face @SimuLiu pic.twitter.com/kLkB4mVph9
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
I always tell my friends who just got engaged to enjoy their time together as a engaged couple because not only is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
That was amazing. The tears, the sexual tension, the overall blackness and inability to stream. 10/10 said they would stream again.
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
no, you turned out BETTER. You definitely don't have issues. There's an adjective in there before the word 'Asian' twitter.com/SuperSSJGoten/…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know what it means when people online call you 'mum' but I don't like it. Stop.
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Mission Impossible. This may not have been the point but I'd like to offer my services to make all huge cu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
just... twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I don't know much about boxing but did everyone just watch someone who is serial batterer of women? What?
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Bananas are either unripe or gone. There is no in-between. A ripe banana is a lie.
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Ok, that's the last hairdressing joke I have. I'll have more in 4-6 weeks. Don't book it in, I'll call or something.
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
oh ok, when halsey does it, it's a great performance but when I do it, it's "nat, please you're making our guests f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to harp on about it but doing another photo shoot with a model right now and how do people look like this? Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 24th 2017
@natalietran
Sydney personal trainer recommendations? Preferably someone who can get results with no work. Last part not a joke.
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
roast potatoes give me more than I give others
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
You can tell how hot a woman is by the number of photos on a boat she on Instagram
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MollyE007 : @natalietran My beautiful parents-in-law and my husband
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Night time walk in Terrigal. Same sky, same people pic.twitter.com/WQrcKXcMDr
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was at my lightest I was pretending a lot of things tasted like rice and pasta
November 30th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I feel like time is running out for me to become a successful 25 year old millionaire :( :( :(
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
. @netflix how do I pitch Asians in Cars Getting Hysterical It's just me driving my mum anywhere
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
If another caucasian (who works in the industry) tells me how lucky I am because now is the time they'll green ligh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Black Mirror New Season Trailer usat.ly/2rNV7ic
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Someone just mentioned rice pudding and I had no idea what it was so googled it. What kind of sick debauchery is this? Leave rice alone!
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
me: happy valentines day, 2am 2am: I'm actually seeing someone else me: fuck you
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Me: That's it, I'm done. Narrator: No, she wasn't.
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
favourite tweet? twitter.com/cher/status/80…
August 28th 2016
@natalietran
Clothes tags showing. The enemy of looking like you have your shit together.
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Very excited for this! If you're in Aus my handsome asian friend @ronnychieng 's new series starts tonight! Trailer:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, folks. A lot of that stuff is pvc leather and I'm trying to avoid that but cheers for the feedback!
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking Amazing If you HONESTLY feel discriminated against because you are White in Australia, thank fuck you're j… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
new vid: TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << RT if you feels
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
Four times a year I like to think my true calling is owning a luxury pet hotel.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @xxYunz : @natalietran In order to reclaim a name, you have to acknowledge the history and derogatory term in the first place. The next s…
March 26th 2019
@natalietran
sister sent me this. My niece has apparently been telling the same joke to everybody. Multiple times. Learns from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @r1chardeldridge : @natalietran Why didn’t you invite them over for noodles? That was very selfish of you to flaunt your great wealth and…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
As you get older you realise you only really want a handful of things in life. For me it's to know my family are ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
god I love hugging people who hate hugs
January 31st 2017
@natalietran
I often browse random websites and think "I can't believe I get paid for this!" and then I remember that I don't and I go back to work
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Filming last bits today and tomorrow. Sorry, went away for a few days last week. Should be up Wednesday. On the dot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
so many awesome people. @TroyKinne 's show is on tonight! 9.40 on 10 @maxprice3 @sarahebishop @ninaoyama and everyo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the confidence of a much smarter person
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
Finally confessed to my sister I broke a bracelet of hers 17 years ago. She said she had no recollection. My point… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel these two points summarise my entire life. And achievements. Thanks, Wikipedia twitter.com/Tokohoshi/stat…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One day I’ll have the courage to tell my friends I don’t like escape rooms
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a subscriber of religious thought but I just dunked a biscuit into tea that was way too hot and I *knew… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! Get ready for some average!
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is when someone calls me up/emails thinking I'm this Natalie Tran. "Are you after the go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 7th 2019
@natalietran
Hôm nay tình cờ Ði lại đường xưa đường xưa
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Pure bliss. @Vegemite on toast and had a lamington with tea. I've missed you, Australia
April 16th 2016
@natalietran
I know they're just trying to help but whenever I try to follow any yoga or pilates instructor, I call them a 'crazy bitch' pretty quickly
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Sydney, I'm about to get on a flight to DYKWIA at the Cafe Lounge at 730 with @mattokine @natalietran @genfricker @aaronch3…
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Kicking off my Melbourne @micomfestival festival shows tonight! 7pm, Town Hall.
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @Carols10cents : 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite fake politeness is when people say "only if you're having one" when you offer tea. I'm not an idiot. E… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die twitter.com/Twitter/status…
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
haha just saw this shared and love it. Can't believe I hadn't seen this smoothness before. @HarryConnickJR throwing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it, New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Yup. I was in tears twitter.com/Kowth/status/1…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sydneymardigras : PASS THE BILL! Marriage equality now! Big rally planned for Sydney tomorrow at 1pm - see you there: https://t.co/oPIJ1…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @HughdeKretser : If you haven’t already, please donate to help us reach our target for our Change This Appeal. hrlc.secure.force.com Hu…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
After ordering pizza on the phone, I habitually ended the conversation with "I love you" The pizza guy paused and… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
Why do 17 year olds look like models now? At your age I wore bright coloured tracksuits from Target with the words "GIRL FUN LAUGH" on them.
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. My workout this morning was so hard. I'm exhausted but really motivated. Just kidding. I'm eating toast
February 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video. Sorry, slightly odd. Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw <<
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Interesting kickstarter project: the @artiphon - a new instrument that replicates/combines a few traditional ones kickstarter.com/projects/artip…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck me dead. I just read an ad for a job and got exhausted by the use of the word 'passion'
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @heldavidson : Odd name for a whale but ok pic.twitter.com/D1xbLYi8hU
January 30th 2018
@natalietran
The lady at the art store said she watched me park my car out the back and then walk the long way around to enter t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 4th 2017
@natalietran
If we're all making big announcements pic.twitter.com/0uz9xQHrfS
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << This week's vid if you missed it :)
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
>>youtu.be/7vMoIUEzC-A<< A non scripted more casual vid this week of a game of Guess Who on a new channel pic.twitter.com/M7ssyux9n0
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
x twitter.com/MarcFennell/st…
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
writing something. Do you find it weird to read about video calls in books? If you read about twitter etc. in a sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 29th 2015
@natalietran
The greatest thing I ever achieved was learning how to do ×·._.·¯·._.·*×» this «×*·._.·¯·_.·× on my msn username. The greatest.
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Nash is my best friend " @nashedgerton : @natalietran @GreatDebates69 @helytimes @DaveKingThing I knew it."
December 31st 2017
@natalietran
I want to feel your heartbeat
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, @telltalegames . Chapter 1 WalkingDead 2 and I'm already so stressed I can't eat my calzone while playing. pic.twitter.com/r3BlqEOr2y
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I would trade all of you for some biscuits to dunk in to my tea right now
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @BenjaminJS : Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. https://t.co/hsd…
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
come on, Australia twitter.com/ASRC1/status/1…
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
fucking ridiculous to take something that is obviously a joke and even labelled a joke straight after its made... a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : Situation on Manus is very worrying. Make no mistake the welfare & safety of the people on Manus is the responsibility…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/WuH8DGwXrH
May 12th 2019
@natalietran
I'll never understand why someone would choose to only have one child. Most boardgames worth playing are 3-5 player
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I want to wrap myself around every part of you
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
people with conspiracy theories are wonderful
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Can you feel the love? instagram.com/p/Bh5gYvFnXRS/…
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Sure, tell me where the hotel gym is located. Why not
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
Shame on you twitter.com/smh/status/825…
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
you don't know my life pic.twitter.com/LjIreIroIg
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : #BREAKING: Nauru has arrested the Australian senior doctor for the island's detention centre, and ordered her to leave the…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
season 2 Jim, how did I forget how much I loved you? pic.twitter.com/faFn4IECIP
August 11th 2017
@natalietran
My personal advice for being in a healthy relationship is to bring up old things that really bother you in unrelated fights.
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
best day ever pic.twitter.com/lNPLte7FdJ
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Let's lie in bed and listen to this audiobook together. They're about to hook up. I'm excited.
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever my partner is out of the house I eat biscuits and crackers like I'm in the apocalypse and just found a stocked bunker
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran you trying to keep up with me when we walk down the street twitter.com/HiriartP/statu…
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
don't let my family see this twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
I like to offer people high fives because it’s fun getting constantly rejected
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anybody tell you what to do. My friends told me I was being delusional but I ignored them and went with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ferrisjabr : If you put chalk under a powerful microscope—white cliffs of Dover type chalk, not the modern blackboard variety—you will s…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was upset about how few prospects there were out there for me and then THE ROBOT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
hahahaha *breaks mirror with fist* *cries* *hugs cat* *cat runs away*
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
I thought this was The Onion washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance.
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody here in Sydney gone back to uni? Is it hard/limited? Do the kids pick on you? Is it ok if you didn't do wel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
She's not even angry at me. This is just a normal end to a conversation. pic.twitter.com/WHsoqnm0MS
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
5 year old Niece: Why is your hair purple and pink? Me: I dyed it Niece: Why? Me: Just for something different. Niece: Are you sad? Me: Yes
November 6th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had tea with someone who I was a fan of. In the middle of tea we were screaming at each other and decided w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
The wider her hat, the more unapproachable she is
April 30th 2018
@natalietran
some wattle 2am birthday celebrations with Sar x pic.twitter.com/4mPB8J7fVx
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
Having someone ask to watch a movie with you and then having them not be available to watch it immediately at relea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do people have kids? I just moaned at my mother for asking me to collect some food she made me because I told her I missed it
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
Fuck. I knew I'd regret not having 9 million dollars sooner or later. domain.com.au/news/the-pride…
March 17th 2015
@natalietran
Usually when that red spelllcheck line appears I think, "yeah, that was a long shot" Then spellcheck suggestions says, "I got nothing, man"
March 13th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I log into Netflix and see a "kids" account I freak out and wonder where my kids are
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
:( smh.com.au/politics/feder…
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want children. Then I remember cats aren't children
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
Jason was probably the hottest I've ever been twitter.com/DianaEBBeairst…
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! A few snippets from my talk on Asians in Media >> youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw << bit different but perhaps you're interested
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Some variation of socialism that doesn't make people so angry/scared. Who doesn't want things like universal health… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2015
@natalietran
Had such a brilliant day today with @AMPFoundation . Thanks for having me and thanks to all the candidates for being so inspiring. Good luck!
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
Freaking beautiful @gflipmusic youtube.com/watch?v=0CD0Dg…
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Once every five years I think a juicer is a good idea
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
planning ahead so that you finish work on time is for cowards
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! What Do People Do With Photos of Food? 》 youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q 《
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid soon! pic.twitter.com/jl3e5MkjLN
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I like how not liking religion is "disappointing" and "ignorant" and for some reason means I can't differentiate religion and terrorism.
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Don't mean to be harsh but you should probably kill them, they're probably witches. twitter.com/WhiteandNormal…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Poor Jelena abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1…
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
a photo from last week at monterey aquarium pic.twitter.com/hVHXkTFjFG
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you want a wonderful way to start your day youtube.com/watch?v=I03Hs6… @raychenviolin Got to have a sneaky listen t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Hey! Sorry still filming and editing but new vid should be up later today! Only 4 weeks late
July 6th 2017
@natalietran
Played I Spy with my 4 year old niece. Obliterated her.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
definitely makes me feel at ease seeing americans buy flamethrowers
July 24th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Already love my 30s. Here's part of one of my awesome presents. Points if you can guess pic.twitter.com/qgo3uJJrpV
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
pawsitively brilliant twitter.com/perlberg/statu…
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
personally I think he's forgoing a lot of role play potential but if you're going to @russellcrowe 's auction and co… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
That low point of the film but when the protagonist eats ice-cream out of the tub and cries… that's what I call "a normal Monday", Hollywood
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and the kings won! pic.twitter.com/00hGNtCoTD
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is age or a sign that I'm a serial killer, but young people have such lovely skin
December 13th 2017
@natalietran
My parents have visited me twice in one week just to have a slice of cake and see how I'm doing. It's so lovely tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
What you did was useful and will be seen by the right people. I'm sorry. Honestly. I'm honestly sorry what I said was so upsetting for you.
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theqza : Coming as this does just a month away from the 1st anniversary of Jesse’s death, I’m full of gratitude for the depth & breadth…
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Inbetween the Mr's They didn't laugh at that like they should have... Hey its @nashedgerton and @lucifersjocks pic.twitter.com/WTHadtRj7e
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
4 yo niece: Why do you wear makeup? me: Honestly, for me perhaps self esteem... niece: Your self esteem is a different colour to your face
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @PearsonElaine : The 5th anniversary of the Australian government depositing people in misery & suffering on isolated Pacific islands at…
June 8th 2019
@natalietran
Whenever I see a bird it's eating something I'm worried it shouldn't be eating
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @hasanminhaj 's Homecoming King = many Pizza Hut monies pic.twitter.com/zKXcXg3J89
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
what all frame default photos should be. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
December 24th 2018
@natalietran
Bought myself a necklace for christmas and I cannot wait to see my face when I open it.
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Saw a group who sail model boats. I want in. Does anybody here do that? How do you start?
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
self congratulating post but just want to put it out there that things have been so much better lately. Almost two… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
I am constantly waiting for everything to crumble
August 19th 2016
@natalietran
Client insisted on walking me to my car. Saw I parked too close to wall. Watched me climb in through passenger seat. Didn't fire me. Legend.
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
came across my chiropractor on a dating app and kind of want to swipe because I love the idea of him cracking my back for free
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
thank you @juliabanksmp twitter.com/BuzzFeedYarns/…
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
How I learn about the internet pic.twitter.com/JpNGKVyz05
November 20th 2017
@natalietran
These two were strangers before they watched me eat a kebab against our car pic.twitter.com/dXGGXJN3eQ
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Paul_Karp : John Hewson: "If Peter Dutton is the answer, you have to ask yourself what the hell is the question" #auspol
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
aw guys, come on! How can you not know what video stores are? The amount of boys behind video store counters I've fallen in love with...
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @mrbenjaminlaw : Our friend Jesse was a Walkley Award-winning radio producer, whose life was cut short in 2017 at 31. Help us create the…
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm waiting to see a @richardbranson quote that talks about how lying in bed and eating m&ms lead to his success *crosses fingers*
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @KKeneally : The Prime Minister’s ‘private meeting’ with the Great Barrier Reef Foundation, when he offered them $444m of public funding,…
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
Every 3 years in the garden section of a shop, I think buying a hammock is going to solve all my problems
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Come on, @ABCTV , you're making it awkward. Renew @tonightly
September 24th 2017
@natalietran
I like to go online and look at beginner hip hop dancing classes, imagine a new me, and then resume my normal life about once a year
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
:( Did you make sure you emptied your Trash? You have to empty it or the space doesn't clear up #CensusFail twitter.com/ABSCensus/stat…
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Alex @Bballforeverfb has nailed the clap @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/13XPg1DmXu
July 5th 2019
@natalietran
my current move is to tell people I’ll watch the show they're passionately recommending and then not follow through
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
"Which tv show do you want to watch?" "Any." browse for 2 hours "It's late. We should sleep" repeat until death.
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
October 24th 2017
@natalietran
At what point in life do you start understanding what customised license plates are meant to say?
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
July 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I could crack my own back I'd never need to see another person again
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games until someone points out you’re being inappropriate and making them feel uncomfortable
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is waiting to go to your mum's home so someone can cook you proper food again
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
A vid I made with @CommBank about mateship for Aussie of The Year Awards #sponsored #butimstilljennyfromtheblock youtu.be/7FeoyvBelr0
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
How do some women drape jackets on their shoulders and have them stay? What’s it hanging off? Your attitude?
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Rightly got judged for writing notes on a paddle pop stick. To be fair, if I were Zoe Deschanel in a movie, this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who pick salad instead of hot chips
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
Met a woman today who said she had 'a lover' She was as hot as you imagine someone who uses the word 'lover' to be
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
hello, mooncake, you salacious, overpriced minx. Also, happy mid autumn festival to those celebrating. Eating moonc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
fuck... you're gorgeous
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
Strapping bombs to children... I've tried to remain indifferent towards religion but it's getting incredibly hard to remain that way
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
More than 5 ingredients? Cya later, recipe.
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think there's a correlation between the people who ruin jokes with facts and the people who remember to hit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
I watch tv shows like it's my job and I really want that promotion.
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Gah so excited. *slaps a stranger for no reason* 8:30 tonight on Foxtel! Do it! #MrInBetween #FOXshowcase #showcase… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to sexy dance for my cat at least once a day
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
While you're in the giving mood, a lot of people are in need. These holidays we're donating to @OzHarvest @preemptivelove @Camp_Quality
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine having a kid and that kid goes on The Bachelor
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gentle On My Mind open.spotify.com/track/0mLoTgCB…
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
#shareyourrejection From ages 14-22 I continually applied for a job at my local video store. Even when I had work I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
I am worth instant packet pasta
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Tonight my friend @echeng 's ep of Tales by Light plays on National Geographic Channel in Australia at 7:30pm canon.com.au/explore/tales-…
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
yeah yeah but more importantly, birds eat scones?
May 12th 2016
@natalietran
2.5 minutes online and I hate everything
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
IKEA : The original escape room
November 16th 2018
@natalietran
wonderful twitter.com/mcclure111/sta…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
women love a 1920s themed party
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
done pic.twitter.com/CYUJ1I3oMw
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
The kindness shown when he ignores your knees cracking while you're trying to be sexy. Chivalry is not dead.
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
How did I only just learn about the letters between Hemingway and Marlene Dietrich? They should be the guide to all… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel Video! This time in Austin >> youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QNW… << In which I eat all sorts of heart attacks X
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Cargo pants really convinced me they were going to be hip forever.
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
A Video For People Who Skip Ads >>youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c << New Vid just in case you missed it :)
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
pretty terrigal pic.twitter.com/BPB2K45Lxb
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
When I was interning years ago, I went to the set of Australian Idol and was asked to sit in the judge's chair duri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
My best friend, Sar, is incredible. She follows a million boyband twitter accounts and mine so I constantly post/do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
yes twitter.com/NayukaGorrie/s…
September 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been an ambitious person but if this is what you can do when you own a successful company, I'm in twitter.com/AFP/status/908…
March 23rd 2017
@natalietran
#pray 4 people who use hashtags with spaces in them. And for Pauline. She is a devil. twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
October 28th 2017
@natalietran
haven't uploaded in almost a year but I hear things are going really swell for people on youtube right now
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I hear songs my parents would listen to over and over again and it warms the soul. Em đi dịu dàng, bờ va… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2017
@natalietran
Today I had a fight with the man at the convenience store about using my own jar for a slurpee. So you know, things are going well for me.
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody feel like seeing a play with me tonight?
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I think I could be alone but then I get stuck trying to get out of a dress for half an hour
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
Did you guys see that donkey Mary is riding on? So awesome, I need to get that donkey too. So fetch. Did you hear h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 28th 2016
@natalietran
The best selfies I take are the ones that don't look like me
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
'These women are not statistics' – deaths in Australia in 2015 gu.com/p/46cnd/stw
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : We hit $250,000 on projectforawesome.com/donate! We still have another $100,000 to raise by noon tomorrow to get the full @Saveth…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
Blank space @veritasium instagram.com/p/w6Z4kepxQr/
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
♥️
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really hope celebrities watch our work functions like this
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
to the lifeguard at the pool today: I know you were just standing there to put the pressure on. You knew I couldn't finish that lap :(
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
When people tell me I have a brand I want to leave my body, point at myself, laugh, and find another carrier
July 5th 2019
@natalietran
RT @therubensmusic : We are absolutely pumped about hitting the road for our Chucka Bucka's Regional NSW run - BUT We're on the search for…
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
hopefully not too old to achieve the dream of running a crime solving high school newspaper called Press Gang II
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @JoshButler : The AFP have confirmed to SBS that officers are on Manus assisting in a "liaison" role at the centre - despite no powers in…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
gah so excited for @illyal tomorrow! <3
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @PeterDutton5 : I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets an…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Woot @johngreen Can't wait. @PaperTownsMovie pic.twitter.com/Dnf7HNWdSh
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, website. I'd love to receive news and updates from you. I barely call my own mother but yes, please, do keep in touch.
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
One day I’d like to be the kind of person who other people photograph in black and white
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
attractive person: I hate being cat called, Stupid random people trying to pick me up. me: … yeah it SUCKS. It happ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is just forgetting how to spell most words.
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I love my dad. This is as complicated as our interactions get pic.twitter.com/284xn5Zks3
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Quite annoyed that in arguments or moments of rage, I've never remembered to put a curse on someone while pointing angrily at the sky
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I've thought about it, there probably isn't a movie about it. Video idea?
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Next time I'll be better and we'll play on a couch I sign " @EA_Bowden : #FIFA16 with @natalietran :D pic.twitter.com/z0NBeNvG7D"
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
So good @A_C_O @NicoleCar_Opera pic.twitter.com/SrKHiq4mxb
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Update: This was all a plan so he could drop off something in the city he sold online twitter.com/natalietran/st…
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
filling a dish and leaving it to soak in the sink is my equivalent of ghosting
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
origami instructions are a scam
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes it's fun to look at the weather forecast. Like I'm going to go outside. Ever.
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Usher’s song Love in This Club has the lyrics: You ever made love to a thug In the club with his sights on '87 jea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Last season I was f1 tipping with @JonathanBatten on twitter which was a lot of fun so if you want to join in (sorr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
People get so weird when you hold their baby and sob hysterically?
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
movies really made me think I was going to slap and then immediately kiss a lot more people by now
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Hankstopher, let's do it twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to learn how to braid and then everybody I know is going to let me braid their hair.
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
:(
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I love standing next to people who have just showered. There’s this strange scent of warmth off them and a gorgeous… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
aw love these two twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
happy birthday, Derek! One of the kindest hearts. Glad you're here. You're wonderful. Move your family back to Aus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2015
@natalietran
I really want to meet anyone who's ordered a camera pen from the duty free magazine on a plane. I want to know all about you
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's exhausting pretending to exercise for a full 20 minutes
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
J Halpert needed looking at the camera in this photo... pic.twitter.com/UaadepVcIz
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Microsoft Publisher thought we were much better, humbler, more DIY people than we turned out to be.
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
You can. You'll learn to love me. twitter.com/noahcent/statu…
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
I want a sugar daddy but one who just gives me actual sugar
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
My partner asked what the phrase "I have so much love to give" means. Good sign? Bad sign?
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
ooft going through my old uni transcripts and I don't know what was happening with this 94 mark but I obviously ban… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
What's happening? Why are there so many good looking people these days? I just saw someone so pretty I laughed
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
well done twitter.com/bechillcomedia…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Here’s 6 people who’ve come out calling for #KidsOffNauru that I want you to call to thank. Critical as at tipping point Thank…
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I own a handful of very ambitious underwear that will never reach their full potential
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to think I’m a decent person but the ads Google serves me tells me otherwise
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
Getting older is having your partner tell you not to dance for him in high heels because you'll ruin the floor
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody will ever know who you are so well that they can correctly prepare vegemite on toast for you
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the feedback! I've talked to dentists and have to get traditional ones. "can I get the invisi-" "no" "...lign" "no"
July 5th 2016
@natalietran
So heartbreakingly awful and an example of how desperate most people are when they make that journey twitter.com/smh/status/750…
February 10th 2019
@natalietran
Hi. My six year old niece put on a puppet show she wrote and organised allocated seating and tickets. She's my her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
You know, I filmed weddings for a few years and honestly, I always thought the grooms were the drama queens. Not ge… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Facebook photo of a sunset. Comment from parent underneath: Can you please let me know about your dad's birthday dinner??? Kids are mean
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
great stuff @tonightly twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
haha. ... What? Border Force to check visas on Melbourne's streets abc.net.au/news/2015-08-2… via @ABCNews
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
baby, I’m as happy as my increase in online activity suggests
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
new vid up later today! Also, here's a gift I was given "Ohmygosh how did you know?!" "I saw your search history." pic.twitter.com/mjTKd25iLq
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps I'm the token Asian friend but all my non-asian friends want to watch Crazy Rich Asians with me... but ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Jesus. @realDonaldTrump 's tweets are like the crazy emails a racist grandad forwards you when he learns to email. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
how amazing is @DanielHRLC twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
I am here to serve you pic.twitter.com/7bhqQvdcac
August 30th 2016
@natalietran
I hope this works pic.twitter.com/04KYcOAxy0
October 6th 2016
@natalietran
My sister gave me a sticker book as a joke. My niece asked to use some. I said sure. Then I went home and peeled them off and put them back.
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : WE NEED YOUR CALL: After a flood of calls to Scott Morrison & David Coleman, both numbers below still work with their staff taki…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Tunisia tourist resort attack leaves 28 dead u.afp.com/ZJ3q
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I'm like, fuck it, Twitter is a toxic place that fuels negativity and perhaps even stunts change because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Valentine's Day. If you haven't found your special someone don't worry, there's someone out there for *you* w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
5 yo niece tried to show me how she could do a push-up. Thankfully I was around to tell her she wasn't doing it pro… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
Kingsman comes out tomorrow! So excited @mrmarkmillar !
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be so desperate, @TroyKinne twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I could mass email an apology to everyone who knew me from ages 13-27. Bring on my 30s. I'm way too lazy to be such an arse
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I’m curious to know the person that you become, when the weight on your shoulders is lifted and you walk instead of run.
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
don't remember how we met but I know there's not been a single catch up with this dude where he hasn't arrived whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
To those who drew a penis on their ballots and are proud of it, you're a waste of time. People fight to be able to vote. You're a waste.
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
My dearest porridge, I miss you constantly and think of you always. The hours in between our meetings drag on for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
Human rights have been politicised. Our governments have broken International law. This is a crime. Our governments have committed a crime
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
That's a lie. I needed to change my top 8 friends. 6/8 hate me now. How do I add Mariah Carey on this thing?
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
June 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally packed my pyjamas for after gym. Will commit. Great idea. pic.twitter.com/IlzrYaxDd9
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
can't wait @nazeem_hussain ! twitter.com/Channel7/statu…
April 14th 2019
@natalietran
I’m getting really tired of radiating sexual energy
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How is youtube rewind 2018 gonna cover this shit?
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: any side effects? Me: I've lost my appetite Doctor: what are you eating? Me: I've had pancakes every mornin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
thank FUCK twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Neighbour just screamed "NEW SONG" I think they want me to stop playing the same song on repeat? It's only been 8 hours. Calm down.
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine cooking pasta and knowing how much pasta is the right amount of pasta to cook.
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
It's so great being an auntie. You buy a kinder surprise at the petrol station and you rock. Missing this cutie pic.twitter.com/DO2HeXHRGP
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
me: welcome to being a woman, robot twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
June 14th 2019
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Volcano by Damien Rice open.spotify.com/track/0ksC7In0…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
email from dad pic.twitter.com/89OCtH0FNe
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
give me some songs to fall in love to
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
They turned one of my favourite aussie films into a tv show! Yay Scott and @nashedgerton xx twitter.com/FXNetworks/sta…
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
getting older is looking at people who have any other job and wondering if that’s a better route
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
you never want a donut when it's practical
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
eating at restaurants is the equivalent of stabbing my mother in the chest while telling her I don’t love her
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hope you find Alexandra twitter.com/SumayaHarare/s…
August 10th 2016
@natalietran
You won this time, liquid eyeliner, but one day... one day.
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
I bet the people who talk about the legality of someone's arrival into a country also use the phrases "not fair" and "I deserve" a lot too.
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
100% If I were a supervillain I'd kidnap a harpist
September 6th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: going to instagram accounts of models and commenting "Everyone says we look like sisters!"
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
you'd better kiss me
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Finally watched Slow West and loved it pic.twitter.com/30VMNC0eRc
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
Playing Catan and nobody wanted to trade my hug for some ore :( pic.twitter.com/Oj1xkk82l3
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
We get it, Dustin. You're fit. twitter.com/DustinGrowick/…
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I accept criticism exceptionally well so long as it is given to me in the form of praise
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
absolutely gutted that I'm not taking you all to see 50 shades today
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/XxAPQzQjDI
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I thought I was just a normal person. Then I got into social media. Now I know I'm great.
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
new 2019 resolution: To play chess against an enemy, move a chess piece, lean in and say, "check mate" before getti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I'm loving the @FIAformulaE races, lots of fun. Can't wait to see how it develops.
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New vid up in about 3 hours. You know, in that awkward time after presents but before lunch pic.twitter.com/QQGnUxiK4g
November 22nd 2017
@natalietran
purple hair! This will solve all my internal problems! pic.twitter.com/4zRZx1ipNU
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
2.30 am: You know, if you'd just worked properly during the day you wouldn't have to be here right now. 3am: yeah
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Poor man but what a legend for refusing. Beheaded Syrian scholar refused to lead Isis to hidden Palmyra antiquities gu.com/p/4bj9d/stw
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @hexsteph : Last year I raised $14,000 for Alzheimer's when I ran the City 2 Surf. This year, I'm hoping to exceed that goal and hit $15K…
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
my mother called me up and told me she wants swimming caps for her birthday BUT they MUST be from ebay and MUST be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 28th 2019
@natalietran
About 16 years ago, my first boyfriend's father told me to forget adding sweet stuff to porridge and try using a do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Being the romantic soul that I am, I will leave work untouched until we meet again tomorrow, 3am.
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
started writing an outline to a dreadfully kitsch idea based off stuff that's been happening lately but I'm hoping… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The bravery and efforts of everyone involved... incredible twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…
May 1st 2015
@natalietran
Got home after 6 weeks away. Checked phone. One voicemail from wig shop.
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Pretending to understand a pop culture reference in conversation isn't worth it. It comes back. It always comes back.
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @tim_dunlop ! Tim is all sorts of wonderful with a little extra on top. One day we will reopen Old… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 19th 2016
@natalietran
I fall in love with anyone carrying freshly baked bread
June 25th 2015
@natalietran
new vid 》youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA 《 It's ok. I'm her PG. If you missed it !
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever a friend tweets about sex or drugs I have to dm them for clarification because it utterly shatters my worl… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't mind the idea of not having children but I just realised if you have 2/3 kids, you can play most boardgames. Always! Fuck!
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Don't let the government say on your behalf that you agree to human cruelty just because you want there to be a better way to process.
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne, be less cold :(
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Strange how I used to try to find nice pictures for online profiles. Now I try to find one that means people will b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
New favourite hobby: Buying people better presents than their partners
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute… just wearing a fitbit doesn’t make you fit?
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Won $1 in the lottery last night with a $35 bet. If I just risk another $35 I might double that and then I can buy a mango
March 9th 2015
@natalietran
Percentage of time spent thinking about my future: 2% Percentage of time spent thinking about how I'd cope in a zombie attack: 98%
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
In the mood to listen to a 2000s rnb playlist while getting ready to sit in and wish I had more friends
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @GreatDebates69 : It’s here! Holiday special with guests @bjnovak and @JohnMayer ! Gather round for spirited Debates! Spotify, iTunes, wh…
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
well, I guess that's what happens when you forget to put your music session on private pic.twitter.com/LovZLVwJ8G
May 20th 2017
@natalietran
My friend Andrew runs Zedtown which is like a zombie video game in real life. If you're in Syd or Melb check it out… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Lads mags be crazy these days pic.twitter.com/aLUaMpwYKJ
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading now! so it was a weird video and I delayed but have decided to upload because I like to make you feel uncomfortable
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
mannnnnnnnnn twitter.com/chadvictory/st…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
. @rac_sydney event today in Sydney. However you feel about refugees, I know nobody supports how we are treating them facebook.com/events/1674701…
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
... would it? twitter.com/Mathemagicianm…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations @raychenviolin ! Listening right now and what a treat to the senses twitter.com/deccaclassics/…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
YT filtering LGBTQ vids in restricted mode is absurd. A filter isn't going to help the people who would use it to hide LGBTQ. Nothing will.
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Be with me
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
We even had tickets to the game and accom booked. That's more commitment I give than when I tell my parents I "might" come over to dinner.
August 29th 2017
@natalietran
My hilarious friend Sheridan @5oh19 wrote a book! smh.com.au/lifestyle/life…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
My current kink is letting people go into my kitchen and watching them try to find the bin for just that little bit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't often write about what I eat but today I ate half a banana before noticing the peel was still on. So I guess I'm a foodie after all.
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
love Sydney during Vivid twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
Picked up a catalogue today that said: ROBOTS 20% OFF Then I cackled and went back into my cave
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
bottas!!
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come join us for some slow tv sexiness in fifteen facebook.com/SBSAustralia/
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
This predicament has never stopped me before twitter.com/Red_Stick_/sta…
December 28th 2017
@natalietran
My partner explained what he thought the show Will & Grace was about- a sham marriage they participate in for some… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Today mum told me, "Sometimes I don't want to brush my hair or wash my face either... but I do. I do."
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
There are people out there attracted to women who eat peanut butter out of the jar while editing youtube videos, right? RIGHT?
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
just realised what you can imply on Twitter. @BarackObama texted you but just in case you miss it, we're meeting at boat wharf at 4pm xx
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
This. Best Friend by Rex Orange County open.spotify.com/track/47Bg6IrM…
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
loved this read. Highly recommend @TrentDalton twitter.com/TrentDalton/st…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I've been such a horrendously stupid and ugly person lately. Somebody take away my human license
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
... um Sure twitter.com/foreverfiinn/s…
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
I really hope The Wiggles have to listen to as many stories about me as I do them
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
on a plane to you now can't stop writing twitter.com/edgarwright/st…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adambspencer : This will be a cracking watch; New film @vitamaniamovie about the science of vitamins #vitamania: youtu.be/GpcUHAlBpnI
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can't get over these Hemingway and Dietrich letters... and they weren't even lovers. “What do you really want to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I think a 15 year old girl with abs just told me my shirt was nice. Do I feel good? I think I feel good. That makes it sad.
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Any interior architects in Sydney on my list? Any billionaires who need friends? Any artists who need a muse? But the first one
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
I don't mean this in a rude way but I'm an old lady now and I have disposable income so where's the ticket option t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2019
@natalietran
Don't usually use twitter like this but, it's a great site, hopefully word gets around. Can someone please tell bi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
ok, back to my own nightmare of a government
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, this is terrifying abc.net.au/news/2018-10-2… twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
December 11th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long term relationship is sending dirty pictures to your partner and having him reply with: Don't send pics. Dangerous.
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
people who wash their hair every day are overachievers
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've never done drugs but I imagine the relief you get is similar to what I feel when @SylvanianUK tweets these abs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hahahahahaha fair call twitter.com/idrewthis/stat…
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
5 Times I Hated Myself For Clicking An Online Article
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
just sharing because I'd love any suggestions or ideas pic.twitter.com/52bt9Kgnbe
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
How do you get on #AustralianSpartan? Can my mum be on my team? *eats box of crackers on couch*
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
adding "won my tipping comp" to my linkedin now
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/AFP/status/104…
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Life is at a good point when you feel really emotionally connected to the guy on the phone helping you with your electricity bill.
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
I just had a conversation with someone and all I remember is that they had fantastic hair
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Peter Dutton does not deserve even the worst of adjectives to describe him as a person. Australia is a country full… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
ooooooohhhhh yeeessssssssssssssss twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
October 15th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I sign up to mailings lists just to feel wanted
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
I look amazing in photos. PS awesome shirt! ;) sorry I stuck the stickers in the shirts on crooked if you get one :( twitter.com/JosephRusconi/…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
course they do. Freaking bad ass turtles. twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
March 24th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got around to seeing Annihilation yesterday. It was terrifying. Imagine painting over a dark wall without d… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @veritasium : NEW VIDEO! youtu.be/zUyH3XhpLTo Tomorrow the @ehtelescope will (probably) publish the first actual images of a black ho…
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
Life is uncertain but I do know that I will die with a hairband on my wrist
May 8th 2019
@natalietran
sat down outside to eat toast for five minutes and a spider had already started building a web on me. I like the cut of your jib, spider.
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VariousDan : @natalietran 4 months later...
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite books as a teenager. Realised I couldn't find my copy and freaked out a little, asked Ro to tak… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
every two years I like to call my partner up from an optometrist, distressed, asking him which frames I should buy
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
I think I'm ready to have a kid. I'm in my 30s, ridiculously in love, crippled by self doubt, paranoid, and worried it will cramp by tv time
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
greetings! I'll be replying to comments as much as I can on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're around youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
How do people share photos of them in change rooms online? Change rooms are where I cry
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
YES, I UNDERSTAND THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND RELIGION. My point is I don't like that that excuse even exists.
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @GlobalTimesLife : Chinese Australian violinist Ray Chen talks about his new album and social media efforts to promote classical music ht…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
... twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
I didn’t choose the tracksuit life. The tracksuit life chose me
July 15th 2019
@natalietran
Love hearts and fireworks for Bastille Day pic.twitter.com/KZqhes9uhu
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today I asked my friend if he wanted to open our new planners together because it's exciting. He declined? How goo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
What lunatic decided people wanted to buy bunches of celery? You only need two stalks. In any recipe. Ever.
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Person: I like liquorice Society: burn them. They are a witch.
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry guys, been guilty of making a monumental series of poor decisions lately. The idea of editing a video with my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
It ends today. So much stress, Jon! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Relationship advice is usually pointless because nobody else can know the intricacy of what goes on in your relatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Don't worry, @ABSCensus , I got your back. EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA, asl? #CensusFail
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Scrabble with Safran ep1. You know it's great when both you and @JohnSafran show up with Scrabble sets. pic.twitter.com/HN0Du4DLD1
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Watching some coming of age films is like watching scifi. Try being Asian and telling your mum you're going out.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : It's also the last day to vote in the Aus marriage equality vote if you're overseas! You have until 6pm in your Timezone to…
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have been sending mum daily vitamin videos. Today I sent this as a joke. She wrote back "NO. MUST KEEP IN MOUTH" Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
favourite part of a DIY project is when you realise you've spent way too much money on materials and should have ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : More and more people seeking asylum are going hungry every single day - we just won't let that happen. Compassion in action in…
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Here. Great news story to start your day twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/stat…
October 4th 2016
@natalietran
Thought I was watching a terrible video review of a shoe brand. Turns out it was a foot fetish video. With that in mind, A+
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
September 10th 2017
@natalietran
that last part twitter.com/akidearest/sta…
January 31st 2016
@natalietran
Listen, GPS, we aren't all ballers. Avoid toll roads unless we're in the car with someone we need to impress.
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Does heaven have a number of child molestation cases it caps entrance at? twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
My sister and I have jokingly given each other royal memorabilia for years and now it's at the point where we can't… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : #RetainThis pic.twitter.com/THvJTcYahJ
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrngunnawal : Well it finally decided to sing to me and now I’m singing to it by finishing this Cultural piece. pic.twitter.com/1mlZgxJ1VJ
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
It’s ok, I’ll sit out the cheers. It’s never been worth finding a glass. Never
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << if you missed it. If you didn't and just ignored it... awkward
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
As you get older, dating criteria becomes: doesn't kill other people. That's it.
October 30th 2015
@natalietran
This year for halloween I'm going to dress up in my pjs, sit at my computer all night and quietly resent other people
January 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been hungover but I assume it's like opening your laptop and seeing the 1000000000 tabs you visited last night
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
Best Friend Course 101 Find your best friend prettier than any model she shows you on instagram. Hand on my heart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
I love that in tv shows, people’s enemies are good looking members of the opposite sex. Mine is the old lady at the bakery who judges me.
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
excellent news! twitter.com/abcnews/status…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Romeo and Juliet is such a grand love story. Imagine being a teenager in love and having your family give two shits about it.
June 1st 2019
@natalietran
Now my nieces think I made up the song 'Part of Your World' from The Little Mermaid because they've not seen it. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanhalper : Story: latimes.com/politics/la-na… twitter.com/evanhalper/sta…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
To my friends in the LGBT community, I'm so sorry about how particularly awful this time must be. Hopefully this to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/5IWIYiLxL6
August 8th 2014
@natalietran
Nothing gives me more pleasure than blocking the sun from someone bathing in it. Nothing.
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
Dad's turning 76 so today we enjoyed some breakfast and Beethoven, just the two of us. He asked me if I remembered… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @FarrellPF : The super secret ops that nobody can talk about: No reporting on Asio operations when even the watchdog won't talk https://t…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
As on every Wednesday-Uploading now* *Australian upload speed applies and YES I'll go through my hair and makeup pic.twitter.com/CMnER8Nuo2
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
RT @hamishNews :
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
should be protests around the world. horrendous twitter.com/AFP/status/111…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @MaiLinhsTweets : Whoaaaaaa. @natalietran has merch?! Is hell finally freezing over?
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Please come to Doctors 4 Refugees march this weekend. It's not enough to like or rt. Come and show how you feel facebook.com/doctors4refuge…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
The moment I got a full length mirror I stopped wearing skirts
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but uploading! pic.twitter.com/rENZAhnjAr
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Filmed a vid to start the next lot of vids I've been working on! Really excited to finish and upload it next week!
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the poems! Can't wait to absorb all your feelings
January 14th 2016
@natalietran
RT @abcnews : STORY: Bomb blasts reported near #Jakarta mall ab.co/1TWICGP
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
fair enough twitter.com/NealBTomlinson…
April 25th 2017
@natalietran
If anyone on my list is or knows someone opposed to interracial relationships and is based in Sydney, I'd love to interview you for a video
May 11th 2019
@natalietran
Listen, I've never lived in the United States but I've watched A LOT of movies and tv shows and news reports etc. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
After rewatching the first half hour of Pretty Woman, I've decided I'd like to be a prostitute too. That's the point of this movie, right?
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
If you're like me, preheat a gross tofu sausage and bring it so you can join in. But really, long lines for the chance to vote? Worth it.
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
Jackie Chan and LeMans
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
If your best friend isn't a terrible influence, you're not real friends and they secretly want to backstab you in the future so watch out
February 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I'll keep you posted. You'll ignore but I. will. keep. you. posted.
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
A girl at school had one of these and we all thought she was the coolest pic.twitter.com/Gmkcalycv4
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
and then they bring me you
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BrigidWD : while Australians love to remind Americans that our gun control measures are way ahead of theirs, we should also tell them th…
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k… <<
April 21st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I make my bed I feel like I've eaten a healthy breakfast, done some yoga, and invented stuff
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @ctek47 : @natalietran No love conundrums this Christmas because my partner got me this shirt! New outfit fist pump! http://t.co/33YVuxwf…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
do it @Socceroos ! #GoSocceroos #DENAUS
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour has fallen asleep with a dvd menu on repeat. I don't know much but he's going to wake up a different person.
July 17th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << << Just in case you missed it. You know, cause it was ... yeah
January 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @SWatercolour : @natalietran @anthonypadilla no right hand anthony and tipsy right hand natalie make a gr8 couple pic.twitter.com/n1UvH3TiSU
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : One of my favorite Seinfeld characters is The Soup Alt-Right Guy
April 8th 2017
@natalietran
Of course you like banana bread. Everybody likes cake.
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Can't imagine growing up in a culture where the idea of gun control is seen as a bad thing. I can only compare it t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
I have the diet of a very unhappy man who the neighbours wish would leave because he doesn't look after his lawn and is always in a singlet
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
A true friend is someone who is brave enough to buy this book in person for you. @tim_dunlop you legend pic.twitter.com/ld6SnyjEq1
February 18th 2015
@natalietran
Beautiful trip to Bruges today. Belgium, you've been magnificent. Can't wait to come back pic.twitter.com/J5z6ap6jKK
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Utterly disgraceful that Australia continues to allow deaths to happen because of our policies. How have we let hum… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Apologies for tweeting so much. I just really want to avoid this work I don't want to do.
March 29th 2019
@natalietran
big love to your friend. Music is a nice way to soothe the heart for a little twitter.com/sezzzza/status…
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
me, morphing my personality to win someone else's approval pic.twitter.com/kjemjp5kGV
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t trust people who sleep naked. You should sleep in full body armour.
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
:( Terrace House is so stressful. Whenever someone has upset someone else I want to vomit
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! I'm on two panels at @SydWritersFest if you feel like coming along! swf.org.au/program/swf201… swf.org.au/program/swf201…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
!!!! Larry David pin and keyring!!! Pretty good. Prettty pretttyy good. Thanks robo!! pic.twitter.com/z0SnVtuBDy
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*intermission of happiness in your feed* Marinate for a while in the thought that humans are made of stardust
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
RT me and let's see if we can get this to 500k likes! - Confucius
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
Yeah, compare Fyre Festival to refugees camps. Do that.
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
entering the grocery store: I don’t need a shopping basket for this quick trip. 30 seconds later: I regret everything.
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
I'm a very unfashionable person but I really admire the confidence of those who confidently wore amazingly out ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
Some days I want to let my hair down and just enjoy being amazing
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
It should be illegal for kangaroos to not come over and hug you pic.twitter.com/lTb1LlKYRL
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Tonight I will create an assembly line of crackers and eat them while my cat watches. Have a great Friday night!
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
. @RowanJones_ and I have been packing tiny tokens of thanks for some of you coming today! Can't wait to meetyou x pic.twitter.com/ordeiSp9Xg
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
The most arousing, sensual, libidinous texts I've ever received are the ones from restaurants telling me what time… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
concerned that a lot of my fantasies would have right wing twitter accounts I'd block
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey @TroyKinne ! mumbrella.com.au/kinne-tonight-… I think his little joke at the end was mean/good but he insists he was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
I guess stock photos of people building a wall weren't good enough? twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like this and know it's a joke about Trump... but I feel that card twitter.com/studioexec1/st…
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
It seems unreasonable how many people I know who have nicknames for their stepmothers that are excellent puns about being a gold digger
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
The advertising that surrounds valentines day is insane. I've ordered 3 dozen cupcakes for myself. Wait till I see how cute they are!
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
Tried pilates yesterday. After I almost vomited the instructor said, "Great, that's the warm up. Let's move on to the real stuff."
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Ain't nothing like some good old human trafficking twitter.com/smh/status/833…
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
My mother bought me a mini rice cooker for travel. It cooks rice for one. It's devastating I don't have a child to be embarrassed by this.
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
heartbreaking art created by the residents in waterloo welivehere2017.com.au pic.twitter.com/qr9sgCvC67
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry! This week's vid will be up tomorrow! But why not rewatch these to flatter my ego youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Just putting it out there that @lucifersjocks got me a present and because I know he has notifications on for my tw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Sat next to a man on a plane who watched a movie in 4 speed and have been thinking about it ever since
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoy comparing a parent's love for their child with my love for my cat
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
fifth kid out! theguardian.com/world/live/201…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
how freaking great was ep 2 though? twitter.com/DEADLINE/statu…
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
I missed Paris. Just arrived and saw a man in a striped sweater with red scarf on cycling with a baguette. You can't write these things.
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OivTd8EJ0R
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I would like to order all the pasta please Waiter: what does that mean? Do you want to order a pa- Me: All. The. Pasta
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
favourite poem?
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
shit. My tailor told me this was a one of a kind outfit when I bought it. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
When God created people he decided that people can either breed cats or make legitimate looking website. There is no both.
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever wake up, eat pancakes someone has lovingly made for you from scratch, sip your tea, and think ‘there ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
familiarity killed the friendship
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
June 30th 2016
@natalietran
I need to stay off the net, man. I never leave it not feeling outraged.
October 12th 2016
@natalietran
Just gutless. Come on, @mikebairdMP ! No reversing on good decisions!
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
All my ideas notebooks from the past few months have been incoherent insanity. Reading them back I'm worried I've killed someone.
November 27th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'm going to figure out how to double side print things without mistakes. Then the world IS MINE
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
Saw Baby Driver last night. Would like all future taxi drivers to watch it as training video.
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
How do you log *waiting nervously for friend in illegally parked car- 28978186868 calories* into your exercise diary?
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
I just want to live in your pocket
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Dogs need to be less desperate. If your owner comes out of that shop they left you outside of and forgets you, they don't deserve you, man.
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
can't wait twitter.com/THR/status/109…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
scariest episode of black mirror so far
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
It's cute when your friends think you're going to go outside pic.twitter.com/8vQbfwPsOF
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
"In the value of value How can we be a nation unless we feel things" love this twitter.com/ABCArts/status…
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
congrats! twitter.com/Hannahgadsby/s…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
I love the attitude of my hormonal self- She's a bitch who just wants sex and then be carried to the sofa to watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
So so good pic.twitter.com/RwYvRuj1Tp
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
August 27th 2018
@natalietran
Spent today editing in a supply closet and going to end it listening to @raychenviolin . It's a cinderella story
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I think I’ve put off not winning the lottery for long enough now. Time to pull up my socks.
January 25th 2016
@natalietran
Woot! After many savings, our newest addition. Be stable, my beating heart pic.twitter.com/Hg7U2jWdVe
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
I need to learn from the passive aggressiveness of telephone messages that say “did you know you can also head over to our website?”
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @newscientist : Here's the first ever picture of a black hole, just released from the Event Horizon Telescope. #EHTBlackhole (Credit: EHT…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
just to clarify I have made lamingtons. I baked a ton for the bbq I invited you to. Made hundreds.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
uploading! Some more stills from the vid. Also, if you're in Sydney watch today and stick to the end! pic.twitter.com/K8kP3IlFny
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
confirmation that the takeaway place has received my order is my favourite genre of text message
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be speaking at #Oweekender on 20th Feb with @WASHINGTONx @djtigerlily and more eventbrite.com.au/e/o-weekender-… Entry is free!
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
what twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta…
January 24th 2019
@natalietran
Sorry if I've not communicated well. Hit a bad patch with my ocd and it took a while to get better. Wasn't able to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
Thoroughly enjoying the messages I'm getting from friends after they watch MI pic.twitter.com/KoJYBEVQoa
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
inspirational quote
March 26th 2019
@natalietran
I once got an email from an *amazing* director. His office asked me to come in and meet him. Before walking in, I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Hot chips? Now who's my friend. pic.twitter.com/GwwCXKQUei
December 12th 2014
@natalietran
Store open again! babyiknow.com Apologies but I'm bound to stuff things up at LEAST once* *once means more pic.twitter.com/rp0kkEyeiC
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
OK, @PeterDutton_MP theguardian.com/world/2018/apr…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
[me, pushing in front of people in line and sitting on Santa's knee] Santa: What would you like for Christm- Me: No… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
shame on you twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Borders are imaginary lines created by humans. Don’t let cruelness fool you into thinking such manmade constructs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
All I wanted 18 years ago was to be on the Spice Girls bus. Not much has changed
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Today's vid is taking a tad long so won't be up until tonight in Aus. Sorry! Sorry!
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to try @soylent ! It makes me feel like I'm in the future pic.twitter.com/Z6YV3zY10P
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Faysal Ishak Ahmed's death happened on our watch, Australia. We'll have to tell future generations we put people in camps and let them die.
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is just not being able to watch new movies by yourself
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
My answer to all complaints my friends with kids make: My cat is awesome
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
I eat like I hate myself when I'm home alone
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
... six weeks? Wouldn't that be on the early side of when you'd even start to suspect? Terrible twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
something/people to think about while buying online. motherjones.com/politics/2012/… (thanks for the share @danilic )
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
meals are just an excuse for a side of fries
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
2 year old niece is turning 3 soon and has requested a cake that is 'zebra themed, strawberry flavoured, AND NOT VA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nprscottsimon : I can’t find my old friend Luc Longley on Twitter. Could Aussie friends let him know that we have his old game shoe, and…
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
My late 20s involves a lot of conversation about what to do while you wait for your car to be serviced. It's a lot like GIRLS or SaTC
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
Making some travel vids in Europe oh so soon. If you've got any recommendations of cool places to visit or things to do let me know!
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. Just watched Jerry Maguire. That was made in the 90s. Sports stars make that much money? What? When did he say hello?
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
does she even appreciate what she's got, Scott? twitter.com/scottdools/sta…
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
Here's an interview I sat if you're keen :) smh.com.au/digital-life/d… pic.twitter.com/K6t6G8mLsa
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
x! @IISuperwomanII @johngreen @ingridnilsen @danisnotonfire @AmazingPhil @AnnaAkana @jodiefox @veritasium et al. pic.twitter.com/HuxgVHO3Gu
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don't trust people who tell me to relax. One should always be irrationally paranoid.
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
New trousers came today and yes, these will look exactly they way did on me as they did the model pic.twitter.com/QYJvpASeVo
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
I really enjoy looking at photos of models and saying, "I just don't see it"
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
anyone here have access to a skywriter? Can we put a more positive message up in the sky today?
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @archillect : pic.twitter.com/tqOIpGfMeq
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Dallas Buyers Club judgment: Internet providers must hand over customer details, court rules mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-0… via @abcnews
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Couldn't even write a joke about the beautiful women on Instagram who keep getting flown to Dubai because I'm getting old and I worry.
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Brain: It's 7pm, you still have work to do. Do not watch The Office Work To Do: Do It 2am: That was a great episode.
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
cheersing should be something you can sit out without judgement
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
there were many moments making the next vid that made me think it was too weird to upload (hence the gap) this is one pic.twitter.com/qXaWK2Sb9L
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
client: I think you forget to log out of our yt account me: Can you see viewing history? client: yes me: :(
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
I'm worried all my Friday nights will be like this. At home, alone, in bed by 9pm because the idea of wearing anyth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Teddy, ask me. Forget Josephine. pic.twitter.com/0uaA7P1eYi
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
I still have nightmares about how I've behaved as a crazy ex partner or friend. Do you ever get over that kind of embarrassing behaviour?
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
hopefully I'll scratch off all of my face
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I love this picture of @lenadunham . It's how I feel when I see other people try on jeans and they don't need altering pic.twitter.com/E17HrDLFOc
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour knows my name and I don't know theirs. The stress never goes away, kids.
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't often fangirl but you know, The @Jacksons
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
At some point in the future I’ll remember that fork in the road where I chose not to learn what bitcoin was and how… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
haven't used stuff like this in many years but any recommendations for software for notating etc? @AvidSibelius , @finaleofficial others?
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Try eating an apple and not looking like a smug son of a bitch who knows a thing or two
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Greens leader Richard Di Natale: "The reality is this 'it's OK to be white' slogan has got a long history in the white su…
August 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SBS : A fresh, insightful and surprising investigation of the global vitamin and supplements craze. #Vitamania premieres this Sunday 8.3…
November 4th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton isn't fit to be a person twitter.com/AdamBandt/stat…
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
So it stops, I'm sorry for calling you a waste if you drew a penis on your ballot. You're passionate and represent freedom of speech.
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
. @nprscottsimon is a really big fan of mine twitter.com/DanCurtissID/s…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Regina Spektor coming to Sydney! Have listened to this song every every day for so long now. youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
Our country keeps digging its heels in but it's not holding us still, it's moving us back. Come on, Australia.
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
There should be a place you can warn other women about dickheads
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
morning! twitter.com/smh/status/101…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
that was so stressful. Sorry, I can't figure out how to stream. Thank you for your support. I'm going to go back to being old now
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Great piece by @FarahNasser on @globalnewsto twitter.com/globalnewsto/s…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : they're trusting people will forget they did this: “ @zdnetaustralia : Labor waves site-blocking Bill through Senate http:…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Well done! xx You're wonderful, @Kon__K Sometimes it's easy to feel overwhelmed with the awful things going on but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << Because pauses are for the devil
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
sigh. Just remembered the DAAS @YoungMasterPaul 's cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me. Liked it more than the origin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
gosh I love mornings in Terrigal pic.twitter.com/7NC236sYYf
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries New Vid >> youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 << Like you wouldn't be tempted pic.twitter.com/zOqOpRKAPY
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
To have the passion of a conspiracy theorist.
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Aw, so many awesome birthdays this week. Happy birthday @chrisculvenor ! One of the funniest people out there. Had t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
It must be such a power trip being a parent and knowing you have full control over your child's haircut. You can ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8d73nDbyox
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
This has happened maybe three times in 6 years. And I love it. Cats know what they're doing pic.twitter.com/UyNZKsQqW0
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
love the idea of new faces. You do need policies to get my vote though haha Let me find 2000 bucks and fill out so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
yes pic.twitter.com/Aby6AUeUWg
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's mean but sometimes I just say "nice diversity" when I enter a room full of writers or producers to watch them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
New life mission: To be in a Tom Cruise action movie. I could be a background extra, I can learn martial arts. Anything. How to do this
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Has anyone here been to see the Morning Glory Clouds in Aus? What are they like to look at from the ground? Where did you go?
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Have a great day!
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Star proof: Got free gelato TWICE Got staff discount on camera Sometimes free biscuits Free loaf of bread (it was… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
I love going home at night and seeing that people are still going somewhere or that their night is just starting. "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
December 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @RowanJones_ You love so unconditionally I often take it for granted and forget how rare that actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
Quick, quick, quick, let's go Kiss me and take off your clothes
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sending you the treatment now. Be prepared. This will make your streaming service VERY popular twitter.com/NetflixANZ/sta…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
She's six now! Someone please invent something really quickly to stop her from getting any older but also allow fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Wooot! <3 twitter.com/nashedgerton/s…
March 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't want to have unrealistic expectations but I can't wait to have a dog. It's gonna come skateboarding with me,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
I have a lot of dreams that are still new in box too
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
All I want is to write a successful Tony award winning musical and to own a luxury resort in New Zealand that is vo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Great poker face pic.twitter.com/PNGbgkMagN
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
jealous to not be there for it. If you're in ny go see him twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
May 17th 2019
@natalietran
When someone asks you about something you've definitely told them before... you should be allowed to reply 'see above' and leave the room
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a top 5 power move
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Australia. The country having a postal vote to decide if gay people should have rights. How is this happening
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
I want to prove Netflix wrong when it predicts I won't like a film. Then I remember it told me I'd hate Indecent Proposal. And it was right.
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
and here is a picture of @ingridnilsen just casually listening to snoop dog pic.twitter.com/FZwLpINUvU
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Any recommendations for orthodontists in Sydney? Should really get braces. Can't let these teeth hold back t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Let me love you. Just a little. I adore you. Nothing else will do.
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
hello binge eating, my old friend
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, website, time out. I’m too cheap to buy anything anyway.
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahah twitter.com/dzikidz/status…
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Sorry, shop paused! I'll tell you when it's back up X
March 31st 2019
@natalietran
♥️ twitter.com/PhilNWang/stat…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Looking for this clip I got to wear recently. They made one that said 'sorry' but I can't seem to find any pic.twitter.com/V3GmPIQl90
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I can't believe it's only Tuesday. It feels like be made love to and then taken out to high tea day.
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Please help. I've visited the same animal shelter four times this week and want to take home all the cats. It opens… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Teenager: If you could go back in time and tell the teenage you one thing what would it be? Me: Don’t waste time be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
"Do you want a receipt?" "Yes please. I'd also like to find it at the most random of times and not be able to find it when I need it."
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
halfway done with my braces and very concerned straight teeth will not solve all my problems and turn me into a female chris evans
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
These were the trousers the model wore for today's shoot. They come up to my chest. pic.twitter.com/pkWC9bdjJI
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
David Fox is my mood twitter.com/mip/status/105…
April 16th 2019
@natalietran
who is chasing all these women in perfume ads?
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : It’s #BlackFriday2018, so get out there and consume! Consume! It’s all life’s about and all you’re good for!
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
This week's vid is up tomorrow for Aussie Xmas! Sorry for delay but make sure you watch tomorrow instead of spending time with your family X
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: How have you been? Me: I’ve lost a bit of weight Doctor. Have you? Me: Yes. Doctor: … Me: I have
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I'm reading all the celebrity tweets about how boring the boxing match was. Try imagining him beating up women. Surely this is a joke, no?
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for this question but anyone here know any vegan friendly shampoos/haircare in Sydney that refill bottles? I know, I'm lots of fun
December 26th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what a threesome feels like? Because it feels good pic.twitter.com/mOycWbE4Rb
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Don't worry. The diary is obviously fake. Asian women are hot as fuck. Trust me. I can't stop touching myself. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
First impressions can be wrong but the man waiting in the checkout line in front of me has a basket with just lollies so I think I'm in love
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @figgled : If I had $40 million I would definitely spend it by mailing out little cards asking the public if they think gay people are hu…
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
December 19th 2014
@natalietran
RT @Tammy__Chan : That moment when @natalietran appears in the new pokemon game. pic.twitter.com/BuZrh9KFgF
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
How do I make this my OOO email signature? pic.twitter.com/veeuRS3eSu
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
*not an ad and I wrote it because it'd be nice to see ppl thanking companies who help sometimes rather than just complaining to airlines
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
Received an offer to swap players in the fantasy basketball comp I'm playing but I am worried that my fantasy baske… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Wrong Level of Elevator Doom > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Because people would prefer if you shot them pic.twitter.com/T3yYpzZGrS
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks @TomHRLC . I just accidentally attached this photo to a work email because it was the last thing I had open. pic.twitter.com/QiA92hnzpV
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
this is just great @cellobeat @JacobSzekely . Swoon youtu.be/UhuGhMQycVc
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I'm one of the Labor voters who is convinced they're going to reverse their position on offshore processing soon, and…
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
overseas and brought last week's vid files instead of this. Apologies & here are some outtakes from last week's vid amp.twimg.com/v/ba95925b-2dc…
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry for the lame question but any hints on where to buy non leather and non pvc men's wallets? That don't look like I made them?
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
gah. What I would give to live in MI world. "Your mission, should you choose to accept i-" "Nah nah I'll just watch… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't let me work near your activations. Opposite of sponsored. #dddaustralia pic.twitter.com/sa2QYARFox
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
yay @doddleoddle 's new music video, Human! youtu.be/T60XUVrnYt4
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Jaydub77 : Just wrote, 5.23 this morning. pic.twitter.com/po6pJ5u6b6
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
Freaking knitting books and their clickbait titles. I don't even know why this was suggested to me. Yes I do. pic.twitter.com/I7i8xlQmGL
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking adore when you look at a painting and it reaches out and opens you in the chest. Bottle up that feeling.
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : Our immigration laws have been systematically gutted of rights protections & flooded with personal powers. That's why Dut…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
"yeah.. we are- we are bloody bastards" If you don't know about the Aus and the US deal Trump is upset about, Dan… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @aesthdistance1 : Oh wait, what? You didn't read my and @oxford_kondo 's review of @natalietran 's documentary on interracial dating yet? H…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
nine years ago (jesus) @perkyWL wrote me this song full of video references and a friend sent it to me last night.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
You should be allowed to start every morning with a kid drinking a babycino. Babycino and M x pic.twitter.com/WS2O2y7gnv
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been in a gang but I have picked up an item I won from ebay in person
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
this is great twitter.com/shelzhang/stat…
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Also not too late to pick up @LegacySydneyNSW pin for legacy week! pic.twitter.com/CrVtKLXgRr
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
This week's vid: The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << if you missed it. If not: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasssaabbiii
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
May 8th 2019
@natalietran
heya twitter.com/sydfilmfest/st…
December 17th 2017
@natalietran
perfume ads are so relatable
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been a spy but I have been able to look at a price tag without the sales assistant noticing
February 16th 2018
@natalietran
sorry to the lovely girl I just met! I had my sunglasses on at night because I forgot my normal glasses and they're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
Let's do what Mary and Joseph did Without the kid
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, change that to ages 13-29. I thought up a few things
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
march today pic.twitter.com/chlNeGiTWY
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
You can be against offshore processing AND still care about Australia. They'd prefer you to believe it's invasion vs cruelty and it's not.
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
this photo brings so much happiness I could sing with my eyes closed twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
For the love of God, whoever keeps selling my mum ugly things, I will find you and end your life. Our family chat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I don't watch Game of Thrones but was the last ep as scary and gross as watching Scott Morrison talk on the abc coverage?
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
If you don't want to have Indian for dinner then maybe we should just stop this now before feelings get involved
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do birds suddenly appear every time chips are near? Just like me they long to be close to youuuuu pic.twitter.com/vgdiynii6M
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
how wonderful! twitter.com/statelibraryns…
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
hey now! Fantastic news and well deserved. Congratulations @IISuperwomanII please end all episodes with "please su… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 17th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I'd be worried about in a zombie world? Losing my hair tie. Lots of hair tie raids in my squad
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
I like it too much Move over darling pic.twitter.com/Ebw29FxGH7
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
That last tweet implied I usually have people over. That's misleading
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
all my friends are having babies and I ate cookies for breakfast
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
have fun to those at @VidCon @vidconaustralia ! *goes back inside cave*
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
never stop loving this @JohnMayer song youtube.com/watch?v=3uA_ya…
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
nooooo twitter.com/F1/status/1029…
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
classy shop assistants don’t talk to you, you talk to them
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
and I'm eligible to enter the Miss Australia contests but mate, I don't like our chances twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who use speakerphone. Everybody should have secrets.
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I did a course to teach English to refugees and the teacher showed us how to instruct someone to hold a pen. She cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << No Plans On New Years Eve? How To (not) Celebrate pic.twitter.com/aq605Uri22
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Someone sent over a dessert to my table last night like in the movies. It was weird because I waved, ate it politel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
Today someone asked me if I had a lighter and for some reason, I did. It felt VERY gangster.
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
There's something hot about the way the guy in the kebab shop starts writing "falafel no cheese" on the kebab wrapp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
salesperson: Do you use a night cream? me: No salesperson: An eye cream? me: No salesperson: You're really should.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
If your Jiu-Jitsu class isn't in a classroom above a row of shops, is it really Jiu-Jitsu?
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
Not wanting values imposed on your children and finding refuge from that by enrolling them into a religious school… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
(I love seeing aussies asking how americans can support a racist and bigot)
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
friendship pic.twitter.com/QfCbsOrjis
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
Porridge with brown sugar, get over here
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I get it. You order mineral water at restaurants. You're out of my league.
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Getting so emotional watching the very funny @IISuperwomanII being amazingly hilarious on stage. Go funny. Go women. pic.twitter.com/jPjdQt0Smy
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Today someone guessed I was 35. I said they were correct just to make the situation less sad.
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in New York and all I can think about is how many wig shops there are everywhere. Very excited.
May 29th 2016
@natalietran
So I cooked a recipe from @chrissyteigen 's cookbook. Can't wait to look like her soon. That's how this works, right?
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
whoever says ‘anything is possible’ hasn’t tried entering and leaving Bunnings in under 5 minutes
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
and if a fucking ad for lamb is trying to equate genocidal colonialists with immigrants, there's obviously a problem with the date.
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
. @Qantas @emirates Please intervene to help #SaveSaeed twitter.com/leerhiannon/st…
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrkocnnll : "When Steve Bannon was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind" reads, in all fairness, like a very solid opening…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Here's the thing about being an Incel. You can be the nicest person on the planet (you're definitely not) and you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night. Can confirm cinemas are empty on nye pic.twitter.com/YHnDrfIs3M
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in the US, @nashedgerton 's epic new show about a hitman, Mr Inbetween, starts Monday October 1 at 8.30pm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2015
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be at @YouTubeFanFest in Sydney next week if you want to come by and make awkward eye contact. Tickets : goo.gl/LLD7NU
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
To be fair, my parents don't drink coffee out, eat brunch or line up for gelato. They came here at 40 with no money... and saved for a house
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Sure sex is good but have you ever really wanted a tea and then found out you're carrying just the right amount of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Conversation I have with myself when I see someone in ripped jeans "Maybe I could pull off ripped jeans" "No, you can't" "No, I can't"
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Tell Them I Said Hi >> youtu.be/XPKM8S5U_WU << Because friends suck pic.twitter.com/spd6miI4e9
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
A friend put me onto this so thought I'd share. @whogivesacraptp recycled toilet paper with money going to building toilets in developing
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
People who want to do more than just eat hot chips in the sun are out of my league
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
My boyfriend is real. He goes to school at the Bowling Green Massacre
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
<3 <3 youtube.com/watch?v=7ndFzX… via @djang90 and @raychenviolin
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
I really hope that @Spotify have a profile on me that reads something like: Psychopathic. One song on repeat for 10 days
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That dating episode of Master of None... stop using apps that reduce people to a few pictures and place emphasis on looks. Put in effort.
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
thanks to @sAME__dIFF for sharing this tweet with me. Does anybody know if any libraries in sydney/nsw have any boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, that's annoying. I don't know why I wrote 'stay tuned' you get what I meant. It would be nice if you joined. I'll stop
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
my apologies, @mickyb273 It is most definitely two stories pic.twitter.com/ryRTVfejUv
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
oh ok. When Ewan McGregor sits next to a bear in a field and talks to it about their colour coordinating tops, it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid later today! pic.twitter.com/wgumliDf3T
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
[Bookshop] Staff: I'm so sorry we don't have that in stock Me: Listen, I've gone to 3 stores today because I still… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 13th 2017
@natalietran
A stranger tried to help guide me while I reverse parked my car. I decided I would not trust his judgement but woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
whenever I offer to babysit I secretly hope the world will end
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
please destroy me
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
I have the shoe collection of a much older, less mobile woman
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Two wrongs don't make a right but it feels better than thinking about it forever and dying wishing you'd told that bitch to go jump.
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
As it stands, sunglasses look cooler on babies and animals than they do on human adults... why is that? Welcome to my TED talk.
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
Just to be clear, when it happens, I'm on the robots' side
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: Saying “you should dump them” when people tell me about their partner
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
<3 @RowanJones_ and our nieces having some fun pic.twitter.com/Wt83QiDUn8
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Drs4Refugees : When the excitement of a political agenda overrides proper planning. Shame on Chris Bowen who put this wretched... https:…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @smh : Nicole Cartwright was found dead in a Sydney park with her hands bound together and a restraint collar fixed around her neck. Poli…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
You'd think lying in bed in my underwear eating nachos would feel good. It doesn't. It feels gross. And fantastic.
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, guys. I'm still down with the flu this week but I've got a ton of scripts to film. AND I bought a new wig. So high fives everywhere.
June 7th 2016
@natalietran
Don't let people tell you you can't sleep for 16 hours. People always told me I couldn't do it, that I was too weak. I proved them wrong
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Twitter really is a racist's kryptonite
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Twice? Sounds terribly irresponsible. I'm incredibly picky so somewhere nice. Pancakes in the morning. Assuming I'll be ravenous, yes? Ttx
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
ugh can't believe I got cropped out of this shot :( :( :( twitter.com/VictoriasSecre…
March 7th 2018
@natalietran
This is the best camera test video I've ever seen twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
April 17th 2015
@natalietran
A big part of me hopes that the guys at Customs at the airport are actually just checking your page out on Facebook
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
relationships are just two people arguing over the aircon in a car
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
Only because eggs are in the news today, here's a little about my romantic relationship with eggs and going vegan tinyurl.com/zyyblub
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today there are rallies to protest the treatment of Refugees on Manus and Nauru. Please go to one. 12 deaths. Chi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
my youngest niece freaking loves the Do-Re-Mi song. She thinks I wrote it. This is a nice feeling. It means a lot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Had no idea about Fore Edge Painting. Love this! foreedge.bpl.org/node/923 pic.twitter.com/BFcpokrqoK
April 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Fine. If my breaking down in the cereal aisle and crying uncontrollably is being "hormonal" FINE
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
You would think standing in the hallway screaming, "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD" would eventually lead to a neighbour offering me dinner. But no.
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
July 20th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so upsetting when celebrity couples break up and don’t call to tell me personally. I have to find out online like a complete stranger.
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'll stop tweeting about Elvis soon youtube.com/watch?v=JPts9H… <3 oh my god
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
my nutritional intake is like that of an unsupervised child
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
at some point, everybody goes through a loyalty points addiction
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton, you are a disgusting person. Shame on you
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
New hobby: Meeting people and saying, "That's a cute name. I think I might name my boat that."
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Being great is exhausting
October 24th 2016
@natalietran
Best season of Black Mirror so far. Thanks @charltonbrooker for 6 fantastic films!
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
what can I show them? Please. Help. What do kids like?
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
GC, my bodyguard @timminchin is touring. He is proficient at music twitter.com/Ticketek_AU/st…
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Does it mean I'm unhappy if I'm entering more competitions?
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I see a food delivery guy on a scooter I just want to hop on the back and say “show me your world”
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
no pressure to youtubers but kylie released a video that's decent in length, probably has good retention, and all it took was a secret baby
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid >> youtu.be/h-lwsZTl5PY << What Would Flies Say? Yeah, it's that kind of internet. pic.twitter.com/gxJAMsLNqe
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
BBC News - Zimbabwe crisis: Army takes over - Mugabe 'detained' bbc.com/news/world-afr…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair how little you guys trust me. Do you know how many fathers I have come up to me and grill me, asking me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
And then @IISuperwomanII gets even more (sesame) street creed "Every bird tweets" - Big bird pic.twitter.com/qQsFvzDA3D
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
It blows my mind some people think hard work is what separates them from others. You're insane. Hard work is great.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Congrats to everyone involved in #CrazyRichAsians! Go see it! Going to scream every time @ronnychieng @HarryShumJr … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
So sorry, just arrived in London, gov'na and am a little jetlagged. It's weird because all I did was watch movies on the plane for 24 hours
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @DanSpenser : Living. twitter.com/goodreads/stat…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : *spins wheel* Okay it’s going to be ...children ...who rely on income support ...who have autism! twitter.com/squigglyrick/s…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Your message isn't to people smugglers, it's to the insecure, racist, xenophobic side of Australia. Shame on you. twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hey, here's a picture of me and three of my favourite boat people- dad, mum, and sister. Would love to see if you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
How the fuck am I putting ON weight? All I've eaten is a kebab every day for a fortnight
January 1st 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/3B2JjR1LlK
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @DirectRelief : . @DirectRelief Staff Bound for #Oaxaca, #Mexico, in Wake of Devastating #Earthquake directrelief.org/2017/09/25415/
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
gah there are so many amazing people in this! Can't wait to see it! eeekk twitter.com/CrazyRichMovie…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @MSomboli : 3 Years in the making and tomorrow we are off and running! Free coffee to make your day flow. Open from 6am. Come along and…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Thought I had come up with an ingenious new, faster way to make tea. What an egregious error. Wish I hadn't gotten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
Think positive. Yes, you got catfished but also, someone out there was replying to your texts and emails promptly.
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve been an atrocious and undeserving partner but tonight @RowanJones_ is going to a musical without me so I’m calling it even from now on.
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thisisamplify : We played a game of 'Have You Ever' with @natalietran & found out some pretty interesting things
July 6th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTubeHits : We have @natalietran on the show tonight!!! We're asking about that awkward time she met @shanedawson ^_^ http://t.co/5vHN…
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
My Downloads folder is just menu pdfs of places I don't go
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
It say to all fans: If you’re not on the top, don’t bother. Don’t even try yourselves.
January 24th 2019
@natalietran
Love it. @doddleoddle hid sung lyrics to a song in her videos, in the correct key and all. She's completed the song… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
I am young and know what this means... instagram.com/p/Bq1sM3IBbbi/…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
and the pros? twitter.com/abcnews/status…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
I hate being desperate but I do it so well
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
There should be a dating app for just people I personally like. How hard is that to organise?
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! King Size. >> youtu.be/grc_pFJG8T0 << watch, rewatch, shower to feel better, then tell your friends it changed your life.
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
A tad under the weather this week. Darn cold. Would it be ok if I uploaded snippets from my talk about Asians in Media instead?
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
currently listening to music a much more attractive person would listen to while they get ready to go out
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
if you can't beat them, force them twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! pic.twitter.com/uigb7DN7xj
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
really want to become a pro athlete so that I an achieve something on the court/field then wink, kiss my hand, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing beats ink on paper. Watching it dry and melt in to the page. It's magical how it morphs from sitting atop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
my friends are troopers pic.twitter.com/1F6SQ8BuRd
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nytimes : Can Bach save the world? Yo-Yo Ma hopes so. nyti.ms/2OjFZWf
December 14th 2017
@natalietran
Had such awful vertigo today the doctor better tell me a fucking wizard put a spell on me
October 6th 2018
@natalietran
New hobby: introducing relatively new acquaintances as 'my soulmate' in social situations. Gets me wet.
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so turned on that some of you knew which pen I was using. Just so you know, it's a broad nib. Talk dirty to me some more.
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
Taking online tests to tell you about yourself tells me a lot about you too
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : gut-wrenching report from @safimichael on the ground in Colombo theguardian.com/world/2019/apr…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
I made my niece a CD and she had no idea what it was. Next gift: CD player
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
It's rude when a friend makes fun of your car for having a cd player and then tries to skip the tracks to find anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how white people have to leave areas that poorer people are living in. Like poor people wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
Which store keeps selling religious preachers amps? Why do they never have audio troubles?
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
it almost feels the same I've got to stop myself from whispering your name
February 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don’t spend your time worrying about doing the 'right' thing. I don’t and I've achieved nothing and people hate me.
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
January 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Woke up with intention to exercise. Changed into workout clothes. Put on tv show to watch while exercising. Sat down and watched tv show.
November 7th 2017
@natalietran
stickers are the currency of children
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The older I get, the more comfortable it is to tuck my shirt in. It feels great.
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
stop twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's funny how people talk about how poorly they eat during the holidays. Guys, this is how sad people eat every day. It's great, right?
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I thought evil twins always ate each other in the womb or something pic.twitter.com/AyPRUlCFvP
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
I work on my high fives constantly in case I become a pro basketball player
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Back in my day it cost money per sext
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @lenoretaylor : This is scandalous...Great Barrier Reef: forest three times size of ACT cleared in past five years theguardian.com/environment/20…
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @simoncurtis : Protect this child at all costs. He is the chosen one. pic.twitter.com/lUs4fjU03s
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Group Christmas Presents >> youtu.be/j7Elg-K5VUg << For those who have ever gone in on a group present pic.twitter.com/UXY6VszMMo
May 24th 2015
@natalietran
I want to warn you- when you grow up, photo booths at weddings become one of the most exciting things your friends have ever seen
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @LibyaLiberty : Someone tweeted at me “what are they supposed to do?” And the answer is “never fire tear gas at children for any reason e…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Broelman : BREAKING: NSW premier to announce winning Lotto numbers to be lit up on #SydneyOperaHouse and supplementary numbers on Fort D…
January 10th 2018
@natalietran
How good was the ending of Boardwalk Empire? Rewatching Sopranos and keep thinking about great endings of shows
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @bjnovak : Bird but for umbrellas
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @insightSBS : Victorian Premier @DanielAndrewsMP slams NSW Government over #GaybyBaby 'rubbish' bit.ly/1IiR1w6 #LGBTI http://t.co…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I don't understand, I've been complaining a lot and have checked it out in the mirror twice. Why isn't my pimple gone?
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Remember being a kid and *not* wanting to take a nap? What kind off buffoonery was that?
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
person I want to punch: Can you believe it's more than halfway through the year? me: Yes. Nothing has made it seem… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : If you believe all bad news is fake news, you're accountable to no one. youtu.be/5wYlUuyftN0
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
There should be an option when you unsubscribe from an email newsletter that says "it's not you, it's me" I take r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
good twitter.com/jachristian/st…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
better head to The Body Shop to buy some gifts for people I don’t know very well
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
what is most upsetting about receiving this comment is that I never thought to sing 'rice rice baby' to my mother a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Will take this as you offering to perform it next we meet twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
thanks, guys. I thought snapchat was a video ghost used to sext but cool pic.twitter.com/mO13g9lX3L
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully tonight my dream is better than the blockbuster served last night in which I decided I'd place my order f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
When I heard a robot had killed someone today, I knew that a small percentage of my friendship circle also whispered, "The Singularity"
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
and then my ovaries exploded pic.twitter.com/rnuekdGiM0
April 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @ThelmaIlianaM : @natalietran it's gonna be a good month! pic.twitter.com/Jl54ToI6RS
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Starting to reply to work emails with: I'm sorry, I think I'll be famous by then :( :(
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
loved it twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
November 19th 2017
@natalietran
there's nothing better than great sex
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Congratulations and thank you, @johngreen ! I just hugged this book and it told me to calm down and give it some sp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
haha ooft! No sleep last night but finally just hit export then I'll head to a library to upload. It's a long one! pic.twitter.com/AIV51NA4j9
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. I randomly message poor @ronnychieng every now and then out of nowhere with excitement about this movie. twitter.com/Fandango/statu…
December 9th 2017
@natalietran
I'm always much happier about myself after looking at Instagram
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Men should tell you at the beginning of a date if they went through a thing where they were a DJ at parties. It's a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
being depressed is the best I've felt in years
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
My parallel universe buddy! twitter.com/natalieet/stat…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
Yes please. More celebrities in your government
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
I want a baby so much. Oh wait, just saw one eating food. Don't worry.
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
One of my friends told me his relationship had one big rule - If you ever see your first love, you have to run away. How great is first love
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
hello, buttercup pic.twitter.com/yxyZCDx3EO
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
First love is fun and all but you lose a lot of cds and books in the end.
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just FYI the Crystal Palace trending is not the Vietnamese function centre in Canley Heights
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
The one time I get a strike, no video. Gutter balls? Got it. Captured. Let's remember those forever. pic.twitter.com/mSkIfy1ktG
July 2nd 2019
@natalietran
can't write one song that's not about you
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Never said that. At All. Never. It's definitely helpful though, to suggest that's what I was saying. Are we gettin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
my second virginity to whoever can invent a hug where you don't have to touch the other person
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
It's so great to get together with people, put down your phones, and connect pic.twitter.com/jJmFRRcpsT
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey! Congrats to @ronnychieng ! His show Ronny Chieng: International Student debuts today on @ComedyCentral 11.3… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
My whole life I have been consistent in my views on Antitheism. I have no problem with religious people so stop. I'm a good atheist. It's ok
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
The article starts by trying to trick you. ohhh you thought this was abuse at her? NO! It was at men! See, men get… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
I guess this means I would watch a whole movie of Tom Cruise explaining frame interpolation because that was a godd… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Sample of a song I wrote. It's called: Editing cc: @LukeKorns pic.twitter.com/upgrZDjaH2
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : Amy Shark talking about how Russell Crowe is a fan- “You never know, we could go on tour together.” #TheProjectTV
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Unfortunately not in Sydney otherwise I'd be there! Aaron's great! twitter.com/aaronch3n/stat…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
disappointed with how rarely you get to say "I think I'm falling in love with you" daily so will try to bump it up to at least two times.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
... *packs bags* *slides into DMs* pic.twitter.com/O5ZMlWpnbG
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
This is exciting! Someone tell me which night to buy a ticket to. Can't decide twitter.com/SydOperaHouse/…
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I want a whole screen dedicated to @AndrewGaze10 at every @SydneyKings game <3 pic.twitter.com/kWAsjcA48g
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
The Moirai told me not to unpack my suitcase of wants just yet. It’s probably time but I’m not quite done pulling gently at the thread.
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today I ended all work calls with "cya later, alligator" and NOBODY said anything. Why are we even alive? We're ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Also, you know how terrible the health and education systems are in the US? Think about that when ours keep getting pushed that way.
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
A guy at work is on the phone organising a house party for tonight. I honestly didn't know this stuff happened in real life.
June 27th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/VmCMvTXbSN
May 5th 2019
@natalietran
Not to make it sound super easy and like I didn't work hard on it, but I'm getting fucking GREAT at sleeping all day
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
This is the most badass power move I have EVER seen in a movie. Ever. pic.twitter.com/1nZurkFMvX
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
Mr. Darcy just threw shade about how basic they all and Lizzie is salty AF. I'd be a great English teacher in a movie.
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Children shouldn’t be carrying around dolls and pretending to feed them. They would feel uncomfortable if I carried… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever it is you can request dreams from, tonight I would like to dream about Rhett Butler telling me I'm no lady.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 26th 2017
@natalietran
I don't like to toot my own horn but nobody has ever asked me for a recipe after eating something I've cooked ;)
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Other people's sandwiches always look amazing
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
Hopped online to answer work emails. Blinked. An hour passed and I just watched all of Britney's early music videos. Fuck you, Internet
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks, Heather, for telling me where my abuse stands on a greater scale and how pointing it out was claiming owner… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
It's such a lie when people ask me what we did on the weekend and I reply, "not much " pic.twitter.com/dqEuh2iQcJ
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
At some point buying sunglasses started to become a task too complicated for my skill set
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
romantic comedies have given me false expectations of how many men wear v-neck knits
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
can confirm if you eat a family block of dark chocolate, 3 ice blocks, and half a cake, you WILL have nightmares about dying in a desert
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
I changed the headlight bulb in a car. It was like a scene from Grease Lightning
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Whoever keeps selling my mum new sim cards, I am going to find you.
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Woo @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/zPUv2blKuw
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Well according to my cat, being loved and showered with affection is very boring
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Tinder is a season of Black Mirror
May 23rd 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/FJEdjWgxkd
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
Such love on one side of the news contrasted by such hate on the other. Devastating news about the attacks. Just heartbreaking awful.
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just magical. Waltzing Matilda via @raychenviolin open.spotify.com/track/3CGmzfgZ…
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
The most unrealistic thing about movies is that people find parking spots
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
great idea! twitter.com/WaltjaPalya/st…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Aren’t dreams incredible? Sometimes they’re so vivid it’s hard to differentiate between a dream and real life. Like… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
fell asleep in taxi and when I woke up the driver said, "I'd like to take this opportunity to warn you about earthquakes."
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
Please #MarriageEquality
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Mental illness is incredibly frustrating and fucking sucks. Lifeline on 13 11 14 Suicide Call Back Service on 130… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
How gorgeous is this? He totally ruined her time, but still twitter.com/CBSEveningNews…
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite people ever, Derek @veritasium , on The Project last night! Might be bias but he's the best. He'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
uploading!
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
#firstsevenjobs normal person cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
sick to death of celebrities using twitter to get octopuses named after them at their local aquarium twitter.com/Sethrogen/stat…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
No, I was listening to a song that kicks me in the guts. It's ridiculously sad when you listen to the lyrics despit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Have watched this twice now. It's fantastic. If you're after a laugh twitter.com/natebargatze/s…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wine and ink pic.twitter.com/9BimefwwPP
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
perfect description of the past few months twitter.com/JoelDTD/status…
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really worried about how much funnier I find cat videos now and how much I prefer watching them to going outside
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
knew not buying an onion while at the shops was going to come and bite me in the ass
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
When do you ever go up to the birthday card section and not feel like you're picking the least awful card?
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
"Dad, what kind of -" "Gelato cake" "... cake do you want"
February 14th 2017
@natalietran
Happy Valentines Day youtu.be/yAfbwpkrsI4
April 27th 2017
@natalietran
Adults love a good dip and some crackers
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
just found this old screen cap pic.twitter.com/FONI6U2RGx
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
*THIS* is the bad place twitter.com/abcnews/status…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
I just don't get any of this
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
been listening to @rexorangecounty 's Loving Is Easy youtube.com/watch?v=I8D_Ya…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
This afternoon a boy in a school uniform winked at me. I somehow really needed that today.
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
You invite people over to watch The Bachelor. Soon after they arrive they realise you don’t even own a tv. It’s too… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Should they be apologising or saying 'You're welcome' theguardian.com/australia-news…
May 20th 2018
@natalietran
Went to my sister's last night and she bought me an old wedding dress to wear to watch the royal wedding. Highly re… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How outrageously wonderful is music? There are songs I wish would just come alive and devour me.
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
[phonecall with 5yo niece this morning] me: Hey! I forgot you were on school holidays! I can come see you today! Le… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Tried to write some stand up and tested it out on my family. It did not go down well. Mum told me she saw a job at her swimming pool.
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
It would be boring if you didn't always go to the wrong escalator first
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I understand disliking the idea of influencers but be consistent. Hate all celebrity. That makes sense. Otherwise why are you really upset?
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Remember when horses died after this race and everybody was sad? Remember when people hated the new casino? Anyway, enjoy Melbourne Cup
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
me: dad, what would you do? dad: no matter what you do in life, every sheet of paper will get creased me: that’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
this Babe journalist is...
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Thank you for my mug, Scott. Hitmen make the best ex husbands @lucifersjocks pic.twitter.com/3w6sDCydzR
December 17th 2018
@natalietran
had a flat tyre and this lovely person came over and changed it for me! Not sure what gave away that I had no idea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheFeedSBS : Every year, 200,000 inmates are raped in American prisons. Despite the awareness of sexual assault in the #MeToo era, jokes…
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
How to cut open head to remove thoughts without being confronted by lack of quality inside?
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
Picked up to reread a few days ago. Just finished. Some @alaindebotton is always good pic.twitter.com/GlEyD90m43
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
Must Contain One Uppercase Letter >> youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ << This week's video if you missed it. If you didn't, you really...
July 9th 2017
@natalietran
She stood in the cafe surrounded by couples and groups of friends. "Takeaway churros for one!" She grabbed the bag and hobbled away.
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @JennaGuillaume : 19 times @natalietran was basically all of us buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume… pic.twitter.com/Hkxk7mHn6W
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Computer, I don’t want to update anything. Ever. Not in an hour, not tonight, not tomorrow. Now get off my lawn
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Got a walkie talkie! Over Look, you can do awkward pauses on this too. Over *pause* Over pic.twitter.com/UImQSmFZbA
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We versed a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
googles how many calories crying burns
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
yo @charltonbrooker you'll love this. S5E1-1000000 twitter.com/verge/status/9…
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
Finding it very hard to find a good friend these days. Very few people will be loyal, reliable, be able to crack yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
I read some of my script for my next video to my mum yesterday. She laughed and said, "you wear that same shirt every time you come over"
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'll never be in a Mission Impossible movie like I've always dreamed but I did drive home today while the petrol ga… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
RT @DsSayed : Sentenced to death at 14, will be hung TOMORROW in #Pakistan, sign the petition against it: amnesty.org.au/action/action/… … #SaveShaf…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
... the kinds of evil you have to be to partake in something cruel like this twitter.com/lizcgoodwin/st…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Hi!
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
please send @mickyb273 videos of you singing with your eyes closed
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
I was going so well with not using Twitter for a little. Now I've been back on for one day and already I've gained… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < This week's vid if you missed it
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I could watch a whole show made up of just photos of men with beards and then without their beards. Then with their beards again.
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
ha @SydneyKings tweeting me a gif of myself saying 'call me' may be peak internet twitter.com/SydneyKings/st…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
If there isn’t a Michelle's Patisserie, is it even a shopping arcade?
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @OrgPhysics : I don’t believe what I’m seeing here pic.twitter.com/McWbs8eX1S
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
you should be allowed to shoot someone if they're licking an envelope and make eye contact with you
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry my video will be late this week. I've got a flu because I'm an Aussie in England and I don't know how people live when it's so cold :(
April 27th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to see this! #skylight #nyc pic.twitter.com/QEemD5yad8
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Yay our #ASRCTelethon is trending, all organic baby!!! Call 1300 692 772 and #donate for #Worldrefugeeday2017 https://t.co/ow0w…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Video stores make me so incredibly happy. Here, new releases, take all my money. Weeklies, you know you have my hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
naw @raychenviolin youtube.com/watch?v=RXfLV7…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Put some highlighter on my cheekbones. When do I become hot?
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and it's infuriating
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
April 2nd 2017
@natalietran
bed
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
forgot about this song for a few years. Recommend with a cup of tea and hot water bottle open.spotify.com/track/4cURHmiu…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's no such thing as a perfect twee- twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Dad doesn't appear in our family chat often but when he does it's to tell us about his metronome that is also a tun… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Unspoken rule. When mum goes out for dinner, I drive to home and bring dad McDonalds. Then we hide all evidence.
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be answering comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you want to pop by youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. fucking yes @rexorangecounty open.spotify.com/track/6Jl3ZOX6…
May 28th 2015
@natalietran
Seeing U2 in concert! Behind who I am sure is the only guy in this stadium- no wait, any stadium, wearing a top hat pic.twitter.com/0ct5l9mpTO
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I am taking so long emptying my stuff out of my room that Ken Burns just came over
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
I've genuinely offered to kill people for my best friend. That is friendship.
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
going through old notes on my computer and either this is a terrible summary of Sliding Doors or 2015 me didn't kno… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
My next door neighbour is an elderly lady who calls me 'wonderful girl' because I offered her a lift once. Now I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Too many times in a day do I have to resort to an online tutorial where some 7 year old kid shows me how to use a computer
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
this person makes me laugh so much twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @CaseyNeistat : @natalietran she could cut lumber with a chainsaw next to me and i wouldnt wake up. pic.twitter.com/eNIyq10o8m
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
Opened the door to a sexy limited edition 20th anniversary ps4 from @PlayStationAU ! Had to take a family portrait pic.twitter.com/a3MzGd3CNw
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
To the family whose car I jumped in front of in the street and did a strange dance to, my apologies. I thought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
hey! Sorry running a tad late today so video will be up later in the day :) *apology dance*
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
wonderful!
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
really wanted to try and see if tweeting like @noahcent would help my twitter. It didn't. I don't understand. Is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 23rd 2015
@natalietran
another brilliant night at @Concertgebouw . I love how they do it. Fun programs, free drinks, and great music. pic.twitter.com/zPC6e9mWNS
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
any 3d animator thing people who are free today?
January 31st 2018
@natalietran
It is ridiculous and hurtful how all my friends who I've asked to watch the animal hoarding show on netflix have ig… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
This might sound extreme but if somebody gives you their cold, you should be able to break their knee caps. Welcome to my TED talk
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot wait for my home planet to get in contact and say I am no longer a sleeping agent.
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
Thank you to two of the finest guys out there. You're all types of sweetness @thefinebros let's Live. Die. Repeat X pic.twitter.com/cu5tHvy0bA
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
these legends took an 11 hour train to come yesterday! twitter.com/abitofpim/stat…
February 18th 2016
@natalietran
I like that at some point in your life you must just decide, "Fuck it. I'm going to start using the pocket at the front of my shirt"
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
sorry some of you I can't seem to reply to for some reason (is there a setting?) but please know I've read the comments!
July 19th 2017
@natalietran
Hugs from your best friend always feel the best. Sorry, I mean crying yourself to sleep feels the best. No, wait, I mean the worst.
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
Happy Vegan Day! Being vegetarian's been swell but today I'm switching to a vegan diet. Diet first then with new purchases once
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cancels tickets to toronto* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You try to tell someone all about your day and they just ask you to move aside so they can please serve other customers in the line
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like that this scene is happening somewhere in the world right now twitter.com/AFP/status/825…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
From today's protest. If you're against the way people are being treated on Manus, *COME* to the protests. Let peop… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
♥️♥️♥️ look at those cuties twitter.com/thetomska/stat…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Watched Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time. I always thought the idea was that everyone knew it was Robin Williams in disguise. Not so!
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is waking up and seeing the light from the sun forcing its way in around the edges of the blinds.
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
fucking called it twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AJENews : For updates on: Tunisia: aje.io/gps9 Kuwait: aje.io/jqdz France: aje.io/ctlq http://t.co/qa…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Can the video entry have no sound? This is awesome. #playwithray Exchanging violin secrets sounds all sorts of tro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 17th 2017
@natalietran
The word 'influencer' and the way people use it makes me want to vomit
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
I'm as trustworthy as a person who wears turtlenecks under suits
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
tickets for shawn mendes concert had this little 'gentle reminder' As someone who frequently skims things and rock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rubyhamad : No they have this back to front. pic.twitter.com/HelXo0Epyw
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hey, look, at least you only stole all my work gear. Not the plastic bag with the chocolate egg I had been saving pic.twitter.com/cf2ulzySK4
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Everything is a test of how much you love your mother. Everything. twitter.com/filtxrdwatxr/s…
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
holy fuck. After rereading emails and texts I've been sending over the last 48 hours, I've decided it's time to sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
How depressing would it be to see a pie chart outlining your failed high five attempts
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
uploading!* *aussie internet speeds apply pic.twitter.com/5vD4EUzi90
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Ok, you devil cat. I'll stop spying on you in the dark on a webcam I was hoping you didn't notice pic.twitter.com/r3yjFB65ti
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
hm seems there's no reply button on all comments so I apologise if youtube is keeping our love a secret
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
yay! @nashedgerton is on @nova969 this morning talking about Mr. Inbetween. Sorry, got dates wrong previously. Star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
Never played Red Dead Redemption but am intrigued by all the RDR2 videos people are uploading. Can you really do an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 16th 2017
@natalietran
me: Your ex girlfriend looks so pretty in photos. What make up did she wear? partner: None? me: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, perhaps the last tweets were too subtle. ** Why are you supporting a fight of a man guilty of domestic violence?** HE PUNCHES WOMEN
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
These guys are apparently good partners according to @realDonaldTrump usatoday.com/story/news/201…
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RichardDawkins : Last night I had two dreams about an old colleague whom I’d never dreamed of before. I awoke to find that he had not di…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Getting ready for my hot date that's not with @mickyb273
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
woo! twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
January 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Shouting my new mate Nesta a kebab because kebabs rock and so does Nesta ( and his lovely gf ) #OneLessStranger pic.twitter.com/yP9E8rCysm
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
they're incredible. #ThaiCaveRescue twitter.com/2mins_2_win_it…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
Family with kids born in Australia woken up and given ten minutes to pack before being taken to detention centre fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey! Tonight at 9pm on Ch10, my wonderful friend @TroyKinne 's show Kinne Tonight is on. Make sure you check it out! x
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
The air is full of spices <3 pic.twitter.com/8OdOP1mmW4
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, this is an actual display of faith twitter.com/MsMollyRachael…
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
Just packed @soylent for lunch. I'm tempted to serve it next time I have guests. Prep and consumption time is ideal. "Drink. Now go home."
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
August 1st 2016
@natalietran
A kid skateboarded down the shopping aisle I was in with a gopro and then filmed a 360 video of the pasta section. Subscribed
November 8th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so tired of this guy calling me and being all "I didn't call you, you called me"
August 21st 2015
@natalietran
if you're interested twitter.com/pond5/status/6…
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a giant fraud pretending to listen when a waiter describes a meal. I eat oreos for breakfast. My standards aren't high
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
so good twitter.com/ScientistMel/s…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
oh, Scott, we have to intro you to some more aussies. But really, @ABCTV , renew @tonightly twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
. @sallyrugg is my hero pic.twitter.com/nbRATyHpF5
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
You know how your parents are always saying ‘you work too hard’ and stuff? Me neither
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
To be fair to Dutton I do always hear parents say it's really hard to find a good babysitter.
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought cults would be a bigger part of my life
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TomCBallard : #InvasionDay #NoPrideinGenocide #ChangeTheDate pic.twitter.com/8xz8vjjR9j
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
never seen a dog in a car I don't immediately connect with on a spiritual level
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
sorry to be daft but any aussie people on here know much about using clips in docos?
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I liked drinking alcohol. Could really use a water on the rocks right about now. Like the most h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry! I should add, if you're in a same sex relationship that also shares the white/asian dynamic in Sydney, I'd love to hear from you too
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games til they figure out you’re in their house
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : When the Australian Government imprisoned Mohamed in its refugee camp on Manus, he had a 2 year old daughter and a pregnant wi…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I love my Twitter crushes. I want to print out their avatars, put them on my walls, and talk to them at night.
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
Waking up to an alarm is for losers. Be a man and wake up to an anxiety attack.
April 24th 2017
@natalietran
now a reality pic.twitter.com/RvG5uRWNVt
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
draw me like one of your french girls pic.twitter.com/xkpugTTJKq
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
palpable
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
There are few things I can say with certainty but one of them is that if a woman pulls her hair up in a bun in fron… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 11th 2015
@natalietran
headed back to NY. Any recs for a cheapish hotel with rooms big enough to film?* hard to film while travelling *filming with clothes on
January 1st 2018
@natalietran
Happy new year- may it be filled with love pic.twitter.com/IXrYqoHI4g
August 15th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been a religious person but I believe pic.twitter.com/0t9JrLxazR
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I want to feel the sun on my skin with you
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you so much for the laughs. This was my favourite book when I was 14. You're one of the best. Farewell pic.twitter.com/MEPdkV1TyH
September 29th 2017
@natalietran
because look what happens twitter.com/natalietran/st…
March 1st 2015
@natalietran
Leaving london :( any final place you must have scones? I need to make everyone who sells scones uncomfortable while I eat in front of them
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @AdrianneHRLC : Anti-democratic laws being rushed through by @DanielAndrewsMP will impact the rights and freedoms of all Victorians. Nobo…
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
You wouldn't think it from this very appropriate present, but I'm 30. Thanks @johniadarola ! These will be abused pic.twitter.com/MEpDj3XfEf
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
women owe you nothing
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Also I lost a key to a postbox 10 years ago and was too scared to tell them. It eats at me every day. I wish I were joking
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
everything I can to avoid replying to emails twitter.com/NYDailyNews/st…
March 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How To Cross When A Car Stops For You >> youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 << rt if you feel it
June 4th 2017
@natalietran
Much love to London
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Can someone tell dominic fike to come to aus
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
can't wait to bootleg it! twitter.com/Julz149/status…
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
Premiere Pro, buddy, mate, pal, just keep crashing and I'll show you what a real serious error looks like
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
A moment of silence for all the tea I make then forget til it's cold. Please know somebody loved you.
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
my fetish is retelling jokes poorly, leaving a big gap of silence, finishing the joke incorrectly, and then saying… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 1st 2015
@natalietran
naw! @gunnarolla 's sporting one of my shirts/lies in his vid X pic.twitter.com/4WKtXPJQQ2
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
So in need right now. Would like to feel something else please
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
There should be an option on clothing sites to see the clothes on people who are short, regret a lot of choices, and forgot to buy bread
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how many other unhappy people are checking their local supermarket's opening times online right now
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Lost 0.2 kg. Time to celebrate with an ice cream
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << pic.twitter.com/B7y66ftTD0
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
November 27th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw a 13 year old do a throw back photo to when she was 7. Cya later, Internet. Today's been rough.
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Took twenty minutes of moving in tiny increments to get this close. Just let me touch you. Cats give no fucks. pic.twitter.com/oHxKAsIUFc
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
... You mean he beat her because he's violent and has a serious problem? twitter.com/s_deery/status…
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Good to see so many outraged Aussies on my feed. Don't forget that there's a protest on the 5th of November! Come a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
at @Fortnums yesterday on my endeavor to die of afternoon tea gluttony. recs for scones or good indian very welcome pic.twitter.com/7jmzp22gIh
August 18th 2017
@natalietran
Spain x
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, you see how loud and angry the American public is over their treatment of refugees? Imagine when they he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
It makes me uncomfortable if you were born in the 90s
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I never thought I would enjoy being driven to madness but to be quite honest the scenery was exquisite, the driver… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
babe, who wants to compete with the comfort and ease that people who secretly want and don't care can provide you
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
sorry I'm late, I really didn't want to come.
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Me: Don't you ever feel not part of it? Completely detached sans a responsibility or two? Don't you feel like you'r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : We have certainly encountered a puzzling conundrum with @natalietran #YTFF goo.gl/Ey0mjU pic.twitter.com/8yAgIS2z43
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
and when I say stuff I mean baby photos. Because that's the best I looked igg.me/at/p4a2014
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
hmm.. "The One Nation of today is a very different beast to what it was 20 years ago..." Nope, same monster. abc.net.au/news/2017-02-1…
January 23rd 2018
@natalietran
An old man keeps knocking on my door with a pasta sauce bottle filled with honey asking me if I want to buy it. If I die, look for him.
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps it's my circle of friends but I always have complete confidence on a Friday afternoon that everyone will probably be free tonight
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: oh me: what? FBI agent in my webcam: same shirt as last night? me: I've had it up to here with you, Brian
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Happy Father's day to all the awesome dads out there! Happy day to all awesome parents!
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Watching neighbours through binoculars started off fun until I realised all apartments are filled with women eating leftover pizza at 3am
May 6th 2019
@natalietran
Had a dream last night that I was writing copy for a brochure and J-Lo was the event supervisor I had to liaise wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 16th 2016
@natalietran
My supermarket has a lot of footage of me looking at chips
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
A public apology to @nashedgerton who is my best friend
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don’t know Bradley Cooper personally but I know he’d hate all the dreams I have about him
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
How do I bring home a million hazelnut stroopwafels? Amsterdam, I might have to move here. pic.twitter.com/kR2hKqc5fZ
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
May 21st 2017
@natalietran
I almost just took advice from a quote from Instagram but then I remembered another quote from Instagram I saw that told me not to
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Just fell in love with @TiffanyHaddish
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
Great. Like the world hasn't already been divided enough. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If you're one of the few people who haven't been told to watch @Hannahgadsby 's Netflix show, you really must. Thank you, Hannah. Just. Wow.
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
Today I got held at customs while two people analysed the mole on my nose. Good times.
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
going to this to see @mickyb273 and because he told me AFL was hot boys football? Nice to see it's true. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry I didn't mean that in a belittling way. Australia has been banning refugees and violating international international law for a while
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/hKxb4HfMbv
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Ah yes, the struggles of asians, people of the middle east, and mermaids twitter.com/pmadison89/sta…
May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Accidentally bought a jumper that looks like my blanket. Excellent. pic.twitter.com/rsIX8nvUvm
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
naww twitter.com/wongfupro/stat…
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
They didn't get in touch so no, not honestly twitter.com/SBS/status/950…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @thedavidferrier : Hi! follow my Insta for new cartoons pretty much every day! Love, David. Instagram.com/davidferrierca… https://t.co/vQfDWL…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid Stair Superiority Syndrome youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 Sorry if you saw it already. Sorry if you're about to watch it.
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
I would if the little snitch wasn't watching twitter.com/itsTherene/sta…
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : For everyone who (rightly) lamented how awful the postal survey was for LGBTIQ Australians, pls now think of First Nations p…
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
current favourite picture pic.twitter.com/JWl3j1VDuP
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Worried the vid I'm working on for today won't make sense to normal ppl. Have to run it past friends first. Preview: pic.twitter.com/31Uf23YOLa
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
. @ABCTV I would like to pitch a new show where I play just The Sims 1 with all the old crew from @GoodGameTV rosebudrosebudrosebudrosebud
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
gah. Just started listening to @GreatDebates69 with @helytimes , @DaveKingThing , and @danorionmedina and am loving it. Check it out!
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Difference: No campaigners feel victimised yet hold all the power and deny others equal rights. The Yes text asks people for equal rights.
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
Jesus. BTS have more concerts happening so I guess I have to figure out how to get tickets again and take my friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
OK, notice that my delivery is coming today, I will now work everything around you. You are my guy.
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Happiest of birthdays to *one* of my best friends, @tim_dunlop ! Thank you for being such a beautiful person. You a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
My #TeenChoice for #ChoiceWebStarMale is @realDonaldTrump
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of sdsdsv_15_pleasejustapprove.prproj
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Current comedy crush: @Daniel_Sloss Want to be in a dead relationship with him. Check out his shows twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
whaaat? Uploading today!
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Labor waves piracy site-blocking Bill through Australian Senate, despite concerns zd.net/1QLyx23 via @ZDNet & @joshgnosis
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Let's make a baby
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
my dream has always been to live in a tiny cabin like this away from people and then die in a way that means I beco… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Say It by @maggierogers is my jam. Blasted it on the way back from the beach this arvo and it was a wondrous mood… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
Trying to start exercising again. So sore. Can't move without swearing. On the plus side though, really excited to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
this dude... twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know how to use makeup brushes but I know it's not the way I use them
January 23rd 2018
@natalietran
might be getting a dog and am beside myself with excitement!! Is this what it feels like to have friends?
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
My dad watched BIG but missed the beginning. He told us, "BIG was a great movie but I don't understand why he turned into a boy in the end?"
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
aw Ray! twitter.com/raychenviolin/…
April 17th 2016
@natalietran
Quick little video! This one's for my new niece >> youtu.be/TZKU8a_gWFY << You Can't Name The Baby That pic.twitter.com/GeZLRwAHQh
December 22nd 2014
@natalietran
happy birthday to my wonderful @DustinParkerCa X
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
I NEVER break promises but realised the time difference tonight sucks so will upload tomorrow at the usual time. pic.twitter.com/n6hzQm0BHB
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
Someone had to make these. Next time I get annoyed and think, "why am I doing this?" I'll remember this picture. twitter.com/UniversalPicsA…
May 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Don't know if anyone's interested but this is exciting. An online @masterclass with Werner Herzog masterclass.com/classes/werner…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't tell if my new ring insinuates it was a gift from dad, if I am a dad, or if I'm looking for a dad but dads hey pic.twitter.com/7NObEdraSN
November 12th 2016
@natalietran
99% sure I didn't set my alarm to 5:30 to eat peanut butter and watch a movie but just in case
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
iquwhdasda21fjsn housing is expensive. Its pricing has increased at a rate higher than income. BUT STOP EATING BRUNCH ANYWAY. Just. Stop.
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
this proves that travelling for work isn't as fun as people think twitter.com/smh/status/105…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in NY, my awesome friend @ronnychieng is performing April 20 and 21st at timessquarenyc.org/node/39115
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
If your name wasn't picked (I'm sorry) you'll also be getting emails to let you know today and throughout the week.
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
whoever invented the personal night lights on planes is an alien
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
classic power move, @ASIMO Where did you learn that move, The Game? pic.twitter.com/FokvAKmz13
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Thinking of taking mum and dad to Rotorua in New Zealand. Any recommendations on where to stay in the area?
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
There’s nothing more humbling than having to take your shirt off
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
My work life is trying to figure out how to avoid emails from Dropbox
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's a co-production and it makes sense to cast a western star to widen the appeal- it's been done the other way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! It's ok, I'm her PG >> youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA <<
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
When somebody tells me I can’t achieve something, I don’t bother arguing. That’s a waste of time. Instead, I put my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2017
@natalietran
I burn 65423687442225412694 calories whenever I'm made to wait in a car parked illegally
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, tweeting angry stuff like that is useless and does nothing but add negativity. How nuts is it that when kang… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
Denying people the right to get married is the opposite of love and respect. Just say you don't want people to hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I don't remember lemmings being this emotional. How did I play this as a child? NO.
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Protest in Melbourne on the 15th to stop the Refugee Lifetime Ban twitter.com/superfasty/sta…
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Josh Lyman! I mean Frank Underwood! I mean The White House! pic.twitter.com/pqp8p5ihCi
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
How many people there were on the bus to the herge museum (creator of tin tin) instagram.com/p/zGLID3pxac/
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Really need to start going to the gym so I can get more upper body strength to scoop out this coconut ice cream.
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < The Cake Cutter pic.twitter.com/pOzo2xuocp
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @MikeCarlton01 : If the govt isn't into subsidising "lifestyle choices" maybe it could start taxing churches. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-1… via …
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : Youtube comments have nothing on the recipe blog comments. Yeah, my vlog "fucking sucks," huh? Well your 'Great-grandma…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Isn't the Pepsi ad referencing this? Good thing Don Draper did the Coke one pic.twitter.com/51mY32I25M
August 15th 2015
@natalietran
Doing a puzzle at 12.15am watching 30 rock. Then they make a joke about people doing puzzles in their time off pic.twitter.com/3nU0H1Gnyj
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day my niece sends me a little video or audio clip saying she loves me. I never tell her I love her back bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many, many moons ago, a mystical giant helped cinemas decide what Small, Medium, and Large serving sizes were
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
stay safe, melbourne x
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
If you're flicking through films, I recently watched @PeterFoott 's The Young Offenders and *really* enjoyed it. It's on netflix au
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Great job @Socceroos ! #DENAUS
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Bye! I'm Vegan! @HungryJacksAU #ad #theycutoutthenudescenebutwhatevs pic.twitter.com/WWOtOVGCjB
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Never pegged myself as an optimistic person but I own a lot of unworn lingerie that was definitely made for a much more confident person
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
There are white guys who fetishise asian women? I'm SO glad I had a man to tell me about that cause I haven't been… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
If you find someone calling out racism (intended or not) as wholly absurd or overly sensitive, maybe... just maybe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TroyKinne : You may wanna dim your TV screens slight at 9pm, coz @natalietran is gonna light that shit up. She’s one of my favourite fun…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't stop thinking about this dessert one restaurant serves only at lunch. Yesterday I called up and asked them to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 9th 2018
@natalietran
There was a moment in my life where I was genuinely upset that I didn't have a waterbed
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Did it. Loved it. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
This may be a very racist thing to say but from all the television I've watched, I think all Americans are born wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @tim_arai : . @natalietran I got your shirt before Xmas and it's UNBOHLIEVABLE!! pic.twitter.com/qsaHjIwk0K
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
There’s no aphrodisiac like 10 minutes to kill
January 4th 2016
@natalietran
I wish you could actually change the worldwide trends by clicking "change" Especially when they're these pic.twitter.com/zbgViwrgrf
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Comp to give away #YTFF tickets if you haven't got them. You can enter here: goo.gl/forms/Z5RizlXx…
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
You can do better. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't even come outside and ask who you were and why you were always following him home.
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
never been to watch the fireworks in Sydney, where's a good place to watch them?
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I write my autobiography, I will name this part of my life the “Googled mixed race babies for hours” chapter.
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
I only go leave my house to talk to other people about what they watch when they're at home.
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Bring them here Town hall if you're in the area pic.twitter.com/CNXGX3S2iJ
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
as real as your words ^ insider joke tweet version of tattoo
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, laziness. I knew you'd come back to haunt me. pic.twitter.com/zSXGyIes3l
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
We should wake up together
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Tonight I'm hanging out with @amnesty Oz @amnesty and they'll be streaming some live on fb so stay tuned
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Quite frankly very fed up with how much I turn myself on
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
once again, a big shout out to all the 9 year olds who make youtube tutorials that help me complete work projects and fix household goods
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
#boatpeoplearefamily twitter.com/tifflingx/stat…
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the cruelty free festival for vegan gozleme, drove it home, got into pjs, and am watching Her with it. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
trying to replace some of our stolen stuff but dollar's a bit nuts. Anybody edit vid on non mac laptops? long projects on premiere. recs?
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
have very weird talent of looking at a photo of someone convicted of murder and thinking they totally look like someone who's a killer
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
... meanwhile in Australia twitter.com/political_aler…
December 25th 2014
@natalietran
eating Ferrero Rochers like a rich bitch
July 14th 2019
@natalietran
my niece in the dentist's chair is my new religion pic.twitter.com/EyiAp5WcL4
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
:( @JohnSafran just ignored my Strictly Ballroom gif. Listen to the rhythm, don't be scared
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
The amount of people I've had tell me I'm really nice/smart/well spoken for someone who grew up where I did is ridi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous person gorgeous calendar. Can't wait! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
That previous tweet was a joke but now it's not. I might start this. I might put everything I own into this.
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like it's a personal attack when my partner brings home novelty cups that you can't wash in the dishwasher. A very personal attack.
December 11th 2015
@natalietran
It's been tough pretending to know stuff about Star Wars. I know it's where I belong in society but I feel very fraudulent.
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so easy to care and listen to other people’s problems when they’re really attractive and paying you attention.
June 3rd 2017
@natalietran
when I grow up I want to remember to defrost things
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, running a tad late but there will be a new vid up later today!
June 8th 2015
@natalietran
If you're into amazing jazz, check out @_JoeyAlexander . Had the honour of hearing him at @eg . Incredible. youtube.com/watch?v=_1liUa…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
LIES. Guys have HUGE backs. That and be a woman receiving a massage. It ends one way, buddy. You pay for it. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
you ask for one simple thing pic.twitter.com/WjMWvosftG
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Loving the black friday marketing. 'Spend and Save' that's some admirable positive thinking right there.
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
I've just donated to the #RedShieldAppeal. If you want to help, donate now. salvationarmy.org.au/donate kmart.com.au/wishingtree
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
candles: the currency of women
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
Quincy Jones: and that's how time travel was invented Interviewer: That's incredible Quincy Jones: What's incredi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Really looking forward to hitting puberty
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can you fall in love with someone online who you've never met? I think I just did pic.twitter.com/pLHnPR8B8v
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
I've been thinking of starting a plant-based food joint in Sydney. What kind of plant-based foods/restaurants do you crave?
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Automatic Out of Office emails are strange. If I had one it would just say "CYA L8R SUCKA. If this is urgent please email emma@office.com"
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually pine after clothing but I desperately want Jude Law's wardrobe in The Young Pope pic.twitter.com/IN6PzVDNGn
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Twice! Amazing. Sunday? Sorry my phone sucks with apps (I know I know) so can you text me? Or email? Or use telepathy.
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
At some point humans cared more about other humans than convenience, right? twitter.com/verge/status/1…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous. Breathtaking. Tasteful. There's also some free space in the sky. Could we get ads projected onto that to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: The world is full of adventures just waiting to start me in my 30s: Rob, can you microwave two minute noodles?
June 22nd 2019
@natalietran
A little while ago, ro and I decided it was time to part ways. We're still very close and will love each other alw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
[brain, thinking in a rational manner] Brain: ok, you have two options. One option is to face the consequences of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
I thought the song Ridin' was actually Writin' and was a song about censorship of written word. Seemed much more po… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Just had some No campaigners at my door and I haven't even died and been sent to hell yet.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/tragedythyme/s…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just checked in to a gorgeous room with a view. Don't worry, closed the curtains immediately. This isn't some house party rave.
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
It's always made me uncomfortable how similarly people treat being vegan to being religious. It's also a label. As… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
Sophia is your friend's girlfriend who hates being near you. youtube.com/watch?v=dMrX08…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
I've figured out my equivalent of wanting to date a supermodel. I want every man to be Quinn from Homeland.
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
October 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Excellent. Accidentally sent a client a link to Kermit singing Rainbow Connection instead of their wedding video. youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLb…
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
Why were they fogged? Only people who wear glasses would understand. We have no control over the heat our bodies and good looks produce
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I don't know what's wrong with me
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8FHsOKKMej
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
request for more SRugg mixes in future please twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
would also support superhero franchise based on rescue divers, medics, and their coach. twitter.com/Benfogle/statu…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
No, yeah, awesome. Leave me alone with my thoughts. No worries. It's good.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @dangolding : Shut it down. There'll never be a better actor interview than Mendo breaking down his career here youtube.com/watch?v=IpbcKz…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
they're on holidays and I miss them instagram.com/p/BOqshKIAkIE/…
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
afternoon music with dad pic.twitter.com/3ZasVcM0Ry
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
It's late and not so good but new vid uploading today soon! pic.twitter.com/v2WZhFnWnS
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
Just try to hold a novelty cup from a cinema without looking like an idiot
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @joecoscarelli : for years, Ryan Adams has used his influence in music to lure in and emotionally torment women @melenar & I talked to s…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason, I really thought I would have been in a ton of pressing-buzzers-in-gameshow situations by this stage of life
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
oh Randall x twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Gosh. Shouldn't eat a bag of sour patch kids and then go on twitter. I only at the white ones. JOKEEEEEEE
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Planning on taking someone out but honestly have no idea where young people in Sydney go clubbing these days. Pleas… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
FBI agent in my webcam: We just watched this Me: and we’re going to watch it again straight after, Brian.
September 22nd 2015
@natalietran
whenever I scroll through different Fonts I feel like a King surveying his court jesters “Go on, impress me. Show me what you can do”
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oh my god why are sick kids so annoying? Right, @PeterDutton_MP ? Like UGH twitter.com/racvictoria/st…
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm learning Internet lingo so here is og @johngreen pic.twitter.com/uTXfLp7ZkH
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Today I only ate 5 of my feelings
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
My sister got me a label maker for Christmas. Things are about to get existential all up in here pic.twitter.com/a74kRfLSXr
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but new vid uploading. *Australian upload speeds apply pic.twitter.com/xCo4gUwHEF
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
It makes me slightly uncomfortable that people refer to their online community as their 'family' or 'fam' because I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
... but... but Dunkirk? When are you going to watch Dunkirk? It ends TODAY. It's 4k twitter.com/JonDeeOz/statu…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
Ok, Richard, you're in there too twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
aw, this actually makes me really happy. I spend a horrid amount of time wondering if these things are noticed twitter.com/markkaanthony/…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend showed me a Shawn Mendes clip. Holy crap he's beautiful. pic.twitter.com/Y0sJWPvc0J
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
I've heard people having sex through the walls at every hotel we've stayed at this trip. It's now the pauses that are most intriguing.
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, yes, I understand it's a safety thing but it's not illegal and I don't think people should believe that. Food wastage is not good
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
New website and merch: babyiknow.com Also, new travel video > youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui… <
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
offering to model for photographer friends since 2009 pic.twitter.com/rhwAFfWMDz
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BBCWorld : How a deadly traffic accident in Bangladesh triggered nationwide protests bbc.in/2OMaHVC
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know you said leave you alone but on the off chance you see this; love and care do mean something. They’re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for sharing your stories re my earlier posts, really appreciate being able to hear what you've gone through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Congrats, Nina. Can't wait to see it twitter.com/ninaoyama/stat…
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
This week's Vid >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring The romance fits but it doesn't fit pic.twitter.com/plz1nZbaeJ
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
How wonderful was @troyesivan on @nbcsnl ! <3 youtube.com/watch?v=C59j0R…
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
whatever the opposite of sponsored is pic.twitter.com/vs1YYcVAhT
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
Such a great show @IISuperwomanII pic.twitter.com/vBzE6kCYfu
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Though it is a hauntingly beautiful song full of love, friends don’t seem to enjoy it when I sing ‘Bridge Over Trou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
man, really need to fire my joke writer
May 1st 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is having someone tell you they hide money from their partner while their partner is in the bathroom. You can't have friends.
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Hi! I love you!
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
royal commission into why ironing boards are such arseholes
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Charlie Brooker: Here's a new season of Black Mirror Logan Paul: Hold my beer
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : It's our host-with-the-most @natalietran ! Tune into our FB LIVE experiment in 30 minutes to see her in action> https://t.c…
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Yeah ok, laugh when I tell you I just want to live in a cave by myself. Laugh like it's a joke.
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
I've never diffused a bomb but I have let someone finish talking for a while even though my parking was about to run out.
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
just personally though pic.twitter.com/fIsBM4k0Kf
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
gah can't stop looking at his tattoos. Going to be in la next month if anyone has any tips on how to get a last min… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Tell an angry person they have a voice like silk
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Netherfield park is let at last twitter.com/ParisHilton/st…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being tall
November 26th 2015
@natalietran
If I were a superhero my power would be eating things well past their use-by date. Waits for Netflix to offer a deal for this idea
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reaproy : Hard to understand #Thai Immigration's heartless lack of concern for #Rahaf al-Qunan. Commissioner "Big Joke" says it's "fami…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
And there it still is...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've started entering the competitions on the side of soft drink bottles so yeah, I'm well thanks
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
To be fair, if I became president I’d also introduce a crazy ban.⁰Nobody funnier or prettier than me allowed. All men must also grow beards
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Not usually a shopping person but Brisbane, I'm into this shop. Vg hot chocolate too! pic.twitter.com/ShPM9H1EzQ
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
my f1 tipping comp if you want in. Cut off is just past midnight in aus for this (sorry it's late this round) Next… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to have a conversation with your close ones about the upcoming survey. It's a great opportunity to help the 'yes' vote
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
I love how my friends talk to me about fitness. Kc and I used to go for jogs every night. The moment we stopped and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 8th 2017
@natalietran
pfft. @RowanJones_ and I do that whenever our table gets called a restaurant twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Woot! Congratulations to all the Aussies of the year! Absolute champs youtu.be/JCexpqCw5MI #sponsored #imstilljennyfromtheblock
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Poor @RowanJones_ . He was teamed up with me for and we got smashed. All I can do is pick uniforms. @EASPORTSFIFAANZ pic.twitter.com/86CQGRhkjC
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I know I share this often but if you haven't seen @nashedgerton 's Bear (sequel to Spider) it's great vimeo.com/26766999
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
'race-obsessed' is what I'll call people who are offended by racism from now on. Don't be so race-obsessed. Stop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
70% of my time socialising is spent having people tell me I put my shirt on inside out
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I know I've been harping on about racism but what's with asian kids who don't know what Kumon is?
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
How Daylight Saving Should Be >> youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E << This week's vid if you missed it pic.twitter.com/zlB9QMCK6v
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Well don't look so adorable assessing potential threats and planning routes. For the record, you'd be a much bette… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Nope. pic.twitter.com/RYGaQ5uz6u
May 1st 2016
@natalietran
With my favourites @RowanJones_ and @jodiefox at @eg . What a great year! Thanks for having us! pic.twitter.com/fC7n6WHOuk
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Oh god twitter.com/nicchristensen…
March 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Check out netflixanz on instagram. I'll be taking over for the next couple of hours. On a boat. Like… instagram.com/p/0gu_nkJxbE/
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is flirting with me or if they mean it when they tell me they don't know who… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 18th 2018
@natalietran
I don't leave my house often but when I do, it's to go to the zoo with Will Smith instagram.com/p/BeFLK48HHUE/… pic.twitter.com/aTzbkUH5zE
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Finished work. Filmed beautiful models all day. Had to pretend was full at lunch because beautiful people don't eat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
come on, pencil skirt, I’m really counting on you to turn things around for me.
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Imagine receiving an unwanted text asking you to vote yes. It's outrageous. Like an unwanted survey asking if gay people should have rights.
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
My New Year's Eve party is going OFF pic.twitter.com/AihqtZH1us
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
rare opportunity that should definitely be taken considering its potential impact twitter.com/mscott/status/…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
How do I nominate myself for an Academy Award because I just told someone it was nice hanging out and even I almost believed it.
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
At a show last night Host: Just so you know, sometimes they like to pull out audience members to participate Me: *throws grenade*
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
People are so quick to judge. Oh I’m sorry, just because I’m looking at the first photo you ever posted on Instagram at 3am I'm weird?
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
three screenshots of text conversations with mum pic.twitter.com/GKmASV9Ofm
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
man, people really expect you to be able to draw or something when you ask if they'll pose for you for an hour
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/viEwQM31mC
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hello. We love this amazing soul and are two of her biggest fans. Happy birthday @jodiefox pic.twitter.com/nlVvDWmzmv
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the moment I buy this, there will be no distinction between living my life and living THE life pic.twitter.com/Bhs97OzKPd
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
No, I'm not apologetic and I'm not "better" than this. I don't like ALL religion. That is what I'm saying. We live in a world where it's
February 10th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck I'm gorgeous. Enjoy. You're welcome. xoxo pic.twitter.com/tnET8v8HRz
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
my friend Mike ( @mjhawley ) introduces me to the coolest people, including Joshua Bell Brain: don't say it, don't s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Listen, I don't mean to talk about how hot I am but I just caught my reflection in the hotel elevator on the way ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday @markpollard !! This guy. 8 years ago I was pretty down and he let me start tagging along to work wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 30th 2018
@natalietran
Now a Rugby League fan
December 30th 2018
@natalietran
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
Looks like upload will be tomorrow. sorry, just had a lot of extra work come up. Here is a preview though. pic.twitter.com/Cbe7YaPXGW
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
You surround yourself with gorgeous things of worth only to a jealous man’s eyes; Over time they become a part of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone tells me a story about hooking up with someone I have so many questions. What was it like? Did the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : If you don't agree with what your government is doing on Manus and Nauru please join one of these protests. https://t.…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RaiThisMusic : bandsintown.com/e/100070632?&c… Hi! For NYC friends! Mon July 2 - OZONE SQUEEZE! This is a trio, with Oz Noy on guitar, Darren St…
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like there should be a mini jet pack for those moments in a conversation when someone asks you what star sign you are
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Really hoping to make more content in 2019. Should I focus on
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually like to judge people on their racist, fear mongering, damaging publicity stunts, but Pauline Hanson is an arse clown.
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I’m as happy as my online presence suggests
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Russia really needed Moonlight to win
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Started going to the gym again recently and I hate to sound like one of those people but it's been so good. Next st… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
As much as I HATE the idea of voting in this, I want our govt to know it's time to stop this homophobic bullshit aec.gov.au/enrol/
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
You make me wish I knew how to dance well
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and we won! pic.twitter.com/CBpwuq54hm
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can we ditch flags and anthems already?
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
He usually only plays games when I'm not home but I crashed one of his recent sessions if you're into watching game… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
my best friend and I are trying to figure out if we dated without realising
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
The things that we two could plan
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey it's #worldrefugeeday today and the @ASRC1 telethon is live! Call 1300 692 772 (or 1300 MYASRC) till 10pm t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Watching kids colour in things the wrong colour makes me nauseous.
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through my donation and you can too! Well done to the amazing team and all their helpers at @ASRC1 … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Hank, you're the little sister I never had pic.twitter.com/uQpgprxDnd
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
Go on, show me a person over 35 who doesn't have a sore back
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's nice to believe those internet viruses that tell you you've been specially picked for a prize. Even for just a second. It's nice.
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, new shirt. Make me feel better about myself. Change everything.
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Nothing like watching a pregnant woman dance better than you could ever hope to twitter.com/TiffanyChantel…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Aren't we all just a little scared that next they'll announce that we're building a giant wall? We are, aren't we?
August 6th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you and your family argue a lot? me: No. We prefer to internalise all feelings and then say something sm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain pic.twitter.com/OO42dnCOkK
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : “National security does not lie in the fairytale of border security; it does not repose in the ongoing torture of free human b…
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OI1Y20FtOM
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Australians are very eloquent pic.twitter.com/pV2tRh5dMF
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
it's all 'nice to meet you' until they actually meet you
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
colleague: you know, checking your watch constantly won't make time go faster me: I just want to look busy so you stop talking to me
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely lady in Newtown. My pants didn't fit and I was holding them up with my hands in my pockets so I didn't hug you properly
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Mum turned to me after the photo, hugged me, and said, "All I could ask for now is for you to get rid of that mole."
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
The old man next door is learning Into My Arms on piano and I think I'm in love.
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Nobody really knows which switch turns on which light in their house
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : Fuck me - it's about time, Iceland! twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
RT @SaveMaiDuong : @natalietran PLEASE RT!!! Mai Duong looking for vietnamese donors to save her life. A Tragic Stem Cell Story: http://t.co…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
. @margaretcho is in town soon and here's where you can get tickets twitter.com/margaretcho/st…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
Eeeeek!! New toy!! pic.twitter.com/O64roYDmbb
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
No, you can't join. The only person who visits is the postman who tells me about outside people. We laugh and I cook him bread on my fire.
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @burgotastic : Unbelievable pic.twitter.com/oB2QLu7yr2
July 17th 2017
@natalietran
It’s exhausting being an everyday hero
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
shame on you @PeterDutton_MP @TurnbullMalcolm twitter.com/BehrouzBoochan…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hmm the costume store I hired the king costumes from is closing down and I'm thinking about going there to see if t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Asians are not all the same. We're just very good at drawing, twirling pens, and we like Usher
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @adamliaw : Here are the other two Australians killed by terrorists in the last 2 weeks in case you want to have your own minute's silenc…
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
thank fuck for headlines like these twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, he’s got work early tomorrow, and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Every now and then I contemplate getting lasik eye surgery but am really worried that I'll fix my eyesight and find… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I don't have the money for the things I want from @russellcrowe 's auction but I *do* have a use for all of them pic.twitter.com/kl8rrE8vse
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
and at the end of each week, she would take about 1000000 teacups out of her bedroom to the kitchen
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
parties are my nightmare featuring people who learned how to dance
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
currently assisting on a photo shoot and if I looked like this model does, I'd be walking around the streets saying 'you're welcome'
November 4th 2018
@natalietran
Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend. Except people who start group chats. You guys can suck it.
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
I'm pretty sure everybody sleeps next to two boxes of crackers, a packet of chips, and a box of cookies. Sad part i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what time travel is like but I have missed a step while walking down stairs and that's some crazy shit
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
It's irresponsible to put all your eggs in one basket but I swear, if I could just get my back cracked once, REALLY… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
Happy holidays. Hope you're happy. Just had a really lovely lunch with my folks and they told me about all the medi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
Lots of places you can look to donating to help send aid to those in Mexico. I just did through @DirectRelief directrelief.org/emergency/hurr…
March 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I took 492 selfies but unfortunately they all looked like me
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
anybody here used the remarkable paper pad? I always write in notebooks and have to type things up later and am won… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
You can also check out a few pictures from the trip, if you want, on the blog babyiknow.com/travel/our-tri… pic.twitter.com/d2TeSl0QbL
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
I keep friends for a long time because they’ve seen me without makeup so it’s either a lifelong friendship or they have to die.
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
my partner hates eating out so much he thought this was a really nice offer: "Do you want to go somewhere tonight?… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
I hope models see me in my stained pyjamas and think "She looks so good. It's her short legs and long torso...no way I could pull that off"
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
I prefer to take all my life advice from the quotes attractive people post.
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
I want the voices to go away but I also don’t want to miss out on what they say
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Really had the feeling by this age I would have discovered at least one secret door somewhere
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/kYJhYagbgx
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Ryan Reynold's relationship with Blake Lively is so sweet. It reminds me of my own relationship with Blake Lively.
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
you show me a woman who doesn't have a really pretty notebook she's had for at least 5 years somewhere in her house
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
Have I mentioned how amazing @RemyHii is? pic.twitter.com/VLgnjZfmh4
February 13th 2018
@natalietran
My Instagram aesthetic is incredible pic.twitter.com/5xn32myZhz
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VP : All marriages at their root are about love. In America, our laws now recognize that simple truth. #LoveWins today & we couldn't be …
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I pretend to be writing down a phone number while on the phone, I commend myself on my fantastic acting skills.
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
At one point my best friend told her husband I might live with them forever and he accepted it. That’s love.
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you have a full length mirror? me: No. My reflection makes me want to punch the glass. Don't you want to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
Love that magazines make video content of Victoria's Secret models showing you their make up routine. I don't need… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
So my best friend has asked me to get her BTS tickets when they come to Sydney. She has no idea how stressed this t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hi there youtu.be/uKGguU6knkU
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
look at this guy twitter.com/TheAspenTimes/…
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Such a sad loss. Quentin was an inspirational person who immediately showed you what patience and perseverance actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
The emails I'm getting from my parents lately are really upsetting me because they're the kind of emails you send t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @workmanalice : Just a reminder that there is a 37wk pregnant refugee on Nauru in breech, with preeclampsia the gov won't fly to Oz http…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
a woman stood next to me in the supermarket and we both looked at caramel popcorn for longer than sensible. I think she was my soulmate.
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
marry me, banksy hyperallergic.com/464419/1-3m-ba…
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
Had a conversation with someone who pointed at me and told me 'my daughter is dating one of you, a Chinese or Japan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
please, please, just go away this week and be next Thursday already twitter.com/FallonTonight/…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Just once I'd like my cat to look like she missed me
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Will track down @Daniel_Sloss and ask him to marry me one day. @Daniel_Sloss and @PhilNWang great combo twitter.com/ComedyCentralU…
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
For anyone who saw my private french man video (what a sentence) this is the effort I expect from you pic.twitter.com/5wpZ3yQ9a3
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
vegans in Sydney, my awesome friends at @BellyBao now have an eggplant baoger on their Friday menu! food.theaureview.com/news/belly-bao…
August 26th 2014
@natalietran
There is an endless list of terrible things I would rather do than listen to someone tell me about my tax
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Met some very talented, ambitious young people. It was exhausting.
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
shipping Ariana and Ari like nobody's business
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
Oops! Sorry! there were a few mistakes in that vid. I'll have to reupload. Sorry Sorry X
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
How to be the opposition while being the same. What an abhorrent way to try to appeal to the worst. pic.twitter.com/qjzx6IDvZy
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
excellent emailing @mjhawley ... pic.twitter.com/1DZuJ2QzsB
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
twitter > a sense of calm and happiness
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
I look like your child " @stuckonfknyou : YAY I FINALLY GOT TO MEET @NATALIETRAN AGAIN AFTER FOUR YEARS, ❤️ pic.twitter.com/QcT5rVIdKh"
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry this week's vid is taking longer. True problem- costumes and face paint. Might write another one but there will be one this week!
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here's an "ad" sent to me by @AAMI FOR A CAR MY PARTNER OWNS (NOT ME) that looks EXACTLY like a bill. This is a poo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 17th 2015
@natalietran
pretty stoked @AmiYamato is wearing one of my shirts. I asked her to change in front of the webcam for me but no go pic.twitter.com/QYgX20MBXy
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's that time of the night where I start googling recipes for desserts you can make with minimal ingredients preferably in the microwave
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I hate seeing videos of pets reunited with owners they haven't seen for 100 years. How do they remember? I can't even remember this morning
May 26th 2019
@natalietran
Don't give children doll clowns
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: Who’s going to drive while we’re in LA? I’ve never driven there before. Me: Don’t worry. I’ve driven there… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
7-8 times a year I like to wipe away tears and google "tiny cabin in the woods away from everybody for sale"
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
I did! Check it! ha no all good but I get it now. Men are the worst. Stay inside. Sorry sorry dude better try sleep. Talk soon xx
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Wow. @RowanJones_ I can see that you haven't opened my texts on your phone. WOW
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Tim? I 100% believe this. twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Guess I can now say my Saturday night was fucking wild twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's really disappointing when athletes make you lose your fantasy tipping comp
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
I respect a man who can make fun of me and think I'll still like him afterwards @TroyKinne pic.twitter.com/bBNk1O2hlD
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
All news about the latest health studies and developments confirm I’m going to die soon
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
all fantastic descriptors @raychenviolin thewest.com.au/entertainment/…
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being Harry and Meghan watching a Lifetime movie about your relationship. What an experience. This should b… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
Is this a service Sam Neill provides? I'm in to it. Book me in twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Just drove to my best friend's house and she's making me pasta. I think I have to marry her? pic.twitter.com/91TcYV4Q1a
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Rhys is great! Go see his show twitter.com/rhysnicholson/…
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
If it acts like a narcissist...
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/auyzRgKjGm
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
Happy New Years Eve! For those without plans >>youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << new vid if you missed it.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @travelofkush : #ThaiCaveRescue We should all praise how the young coach kept 12 kids in great morale for 9 days in a pitch black cave.…
February 20th 2016
@natalietran
About to talk at #Oweekender . Come on down of you're near! pic.twitter.com/BvJHt7aBlO
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
This scene is ridiculously unbelievable. Who would wear a vest like that under a grey suit in 2018? fuck I'm so ex… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
I'd prefer it if sexbots were more like humans. Instead of 'I'm lonely wanna chat?' it should be 'I'm insecure and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
Just found a cd I once lent a friend. Their house was robbed and she brought the cd back and said, "they took all our cds but left this."
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 @benabrahammusic and @gnash gnash - dear insecurity ft. ben abraham youtube.com/watch?v=oLmYZS…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Where do you put ‘not leaving the house until neighbours are gone’ on your cv?
June 20th 2015
@natalietran
Guards at Nauru paid for and taped sex with refugees – former case manager gu.com/p/4avjg/stw
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who don't like cake
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
what a world twitter.com/jacobsoboroff/…
January 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sleemol : Just about everyone knows this iconic photo of @FredHollows - but perhaps not the story behind it. news.com.au/lifestyle/real…
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
One day someone's going to go through my downloads folder and find 1000000 restaurant menus and 6 photos of nice hairstyles
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I love when people suggest men of fighting age shouldn't be refugees. Think of anybody you love and wish them into a place of danger.
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Nothing but respect to the woman reading this audiobook. She is doing both voices very passionately for this love scene. I'm into it.
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
The @ASRC1 telethon is on tomorrow, can't wait to ask for money from people on the phone for a good cause for once.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute. Fairy bread is not international? *beams bat signal into sky*
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
Yup, googling "skin discolouration back pain" at 3am was a bad idea
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Good Photo Side >> youtu.be/F_UUjLu6mI0 << pic.twitter.com/beffXWjMJ6
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
thanks, dad pic.twitter.com/qWxethE8w4
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the retweets. I've deleted them, I hate when people do it in that tone. It just bewilders me that people think voting does nothing
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Please go support gorgeous indie channel @anthonypadilla Really pleased to see the little push got youtube's atten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
yup! That time we both got drunk at becky's 2nd bachelorette party and she started making out with tom! zomg. hecti… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
There's no better moment than when my alarm gives up. It just gives up.
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
It just got really lonely, growing at such a rapid rate and uploading so consistently. twitter.com/prattperrys/st…
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
You start off by pretending to get one Suits reference a friend makes even though you've never watched it... and then it just snowballs
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
There's nothing that quite beats killing time while your vibrator's app updates
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi. I love you.
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
oh no, I'm one of those mums who forwards her kids things she wants them to enter twitter.com/FilmFestsAus/s…
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
sort of hoped by this stage in life I'd have at least gone to court once with a gangster lover. Have the perfect ou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Filming a vid for tomorrow. It's actually last year's xmas script. Are people are still talking about oscar selfies? pic.twitter.com/kqCJBBMVUP
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
. @ScottMorrisonMP Gday *puts leg up on chair because that's what I think humans do* You're probably sick of this hu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
No, no, stay in contact with your ex. This will definitely not bring up problems
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
my signature move is to tell someone I’ll email them a recipe for something and then not follow through
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
We are all guilty of putting a lot of pressure on hammocks to turn our moods around and you know what? They live up… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I mean, she's pretty if you're in to that sort of cliche pretty twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
A friend bought me cupcakes and when I asked why they replied 'because when people like you, they're nice to you. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
You can't paint your nails without looking like a bitch
August 31st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, still filming but new vid either tonight or tomorrow! Here's some stills from it. NSFW. What does that mean? pic.twitter.com/7ZOPJNvgwk
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Looks like I'll need someone to re-enact f1 races for me from now on
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck pms. Today I've cried at a kid on a scooter because they were so cute, cried at sushi, and cried at a photo of a dog.
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/yz2iWPAMxk
December 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Dear Universe, Thank you for how wonderful you are. Also, please stop selling my mother mangoes. I cannot eat that… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @misschutuckshop : Help save misschu Ok - so just a little reminder of what’s happened thus far: - I created a brand in 2007 to... http…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
We may not be on this earth for a reason but today I woke up knowing I was going to smash a donut
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
so excited for @illyal to get to collab with me #blessed twitter.com/illyal/status/…
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
Let's flatter each other stupid
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
With @veritasium in Cannes. Always lovely to see you! pic.twitter.com/7bJvPWAu9G
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
Just saw someone I dated in a trailer for a huge upcoming movie then I remembered we never dated
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
New favourite genre of misunderstanding: When you and @mickyb273 are texting about 'Zelda' and one of you means Zel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
ps the video is about jigsaws so it has to go viral
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
I've been ill the past week so today I ordered myself some cupcakes with a 'Get Well' card. And you know what, I was touched. Really touched
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine finding out after you fall in love that he has a jet ski
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
urban dictionary is becoming the 14 year old daughter I have to turn to and ask, "WHAT ARE THE YOUNG FOLK SAYING ON THE INTERNET?"
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Took the kayak out for the first paddle of the summer. It was oar some. Line up, there's more where that came from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
ugh can't we just vot