videos - because I'm really regular at uploading

Travel with Nat: Monaco

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December 5, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Because why not Monaco?

New Video- When People Call in Sick

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December 10, 2014

Categories: Videos videos

This week's new video was inspired by a friend asking me to call in sick.

Austin Video

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December 14, 2014

Categories: Travel, Videos travel videos

Here's a video on my trip to Austin.

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March 25th 2017
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July 6th 2018
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think of you at day dream of you at night
February 22nd 2018
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June 11th 2018
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August 17th 2019
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RT @benabrahammusic : True story: when @natalietran first met me she thought I was high on drugs because I kept disappearing to the bathroom…
September 14th 2015
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How depressing would it be to see a pie chart outlining your failed high five attempts
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
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January 21st 2015
@natalietran
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May 4th 2015
@natalietran
Accidentally bought a jumper that looks like my blanket. Excellent. pic.twitter.com/rsIX8nvUvm
September 9th 2018
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Record Collector. Awesome store. The Analogue Man and I had a very fun chat. Thanks for the rec @helytimes pic.twitter.com/ah2Pluwkb9
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you so much for the laughs. This was my favourite book when I was 14. You're one of the best. Farewell pic.twitter.com/MEPdkV1TyH
September 9th 2017
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July 18th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: I’m almost done with my new book. It’s been a torturous exercise but at least it’s done. What have you been… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
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February 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry. Any recommendations for orthodontists in Sydney? Should really get braces. Can't let these teeth hold back t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
People are so quick to judge. Oh I’m sorry, just because I’m looking at the first photo you ever posted on Instagram at 3am I'm weird?
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
my postman sees me in my underwear more than we'd both like
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
watching @smosh the movie with niece & nephew Me:aw are we watching this together because I make vids? kids:No.Because you have iTunes money
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
When a real estate agent shows me a balcony and suggests I will use it, I really want to ask them if I look like so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Heading to @MelbWritersFest for two sessions this weekend. Look forward to meeting you if you're coming!
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
I've never diffused a bomb but I have let someone finish talking for a while even though my parking was about to run out.
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
*grabs collar* I said. Have. a. great. day. twitter.com/hannahlg55/sta…
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha <3 @Tommy_little instagram.com/p/Bkj0ampnIpV/…
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
Playing Catan and nobody wanted to trade my hug for some ore :( pic.twitter.com/Oj1xkk82l3
June 13th 2019
@natalietran
Me when I hear the kettle go off twitter.com/DougalBeatty/s…
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
missing my @eg friends this year. No doubt @mjhawley put on yet another fantastic year x pic.twitter.com/Or5JkPkUep
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
Lemme guess. The answer is 1 second. It's 1 second isn't it? twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Can you go to Coachella if you're not confident wearing sleeveless shirts?
July 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sad to be missing @vidcon and all the amazing premieres happening there. It'll be my bday though so pretend that's why you're all there!
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I'm not suggesting extremists represent all religious people so just stop. I'm sick of it all.
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
women love a 1920s themed party
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks, Heather, for telling me where my abuse stands on a greater scale and how pointing it out was claiming owner… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Please help. I've visited the same animal shelter four times this week and want to take home all the cats. It opens… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
come here
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
*THIS* is the bad place twitter.com/abcnews/status…
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
RT @Tifnh : @natalietran Our best friend shirts came in! Btw, you don't have to tell us we look good because baby, we know. http://t.co/nJpZ…
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't mind the idea of not having children but I just realised if you have 2/3 kids, you can play most boardgames. Always! Fuck!
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
My reflection makes me ill *nervous laugh* *pulls skin off face*
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
attractive person: I hate being cat called, Stupid random people trying to pick me up. me: … yeah it SUCKS. It happ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
I scored 14 out of 15 on the survey How Often Do You Read A Friend's Survey Results, Do The Test Hoping To Beat Them, But Then Never Do
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
makes two of us twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is just forgetting how to spell most words.
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
Back in my day there weren't any Youtube tutorials because none of us knew how to do anything. That's why we were on Youtube.
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the intention of an attractive, redheaded assistant in a tv show with whom you share lots of witty banter
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Australia. The country having a postal vote to decide if gay people should have rights. How is this happening
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
Human rights have been politicised. Our governments have broken International law. This is a crime. Our governments have committed a crime
March 23rd 2017
@natalietran
#pray 4 people who use hashtags with spaces in them. And for Pauline. She is a devil. twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
Me: you're seven! Woah! can you believe all the amazing things you've done in seven years? You've learned to walk,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
About to hear @alaindebotton at the opera house! pic.twitter.com/OwPlNB8PdU
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
If you ever meet someone who actually takes an Uber driver's water bottle and mints, that person is going to write… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
My #TeenChoice for #ChoiceWebStarMale is @realDonaldTrump
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
" @RowanJones_ : @natalietran read the room facebook" Sorry, can't hear you because I was in one photo with my head cropped off
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
eating at restaurants is the equivalent of stabbing my mother in the chest while telling her I don’t love her
March 11th 2019
@natalietran
not sure how you define 'successful' but I'm contemplating applying for a job as an influencer's video editor becau… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm going to have to urban dictionary what 'Savage' and 'Shade' mean
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
Do parents really not have favourites? I find that hard to believe because I’m a lot more fun than my sister.
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
Just try to hold a novelty cup from a cinema without looking like an idiot
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night and let out a loud sexual groan whenever Colin Firth appeared on screen. I've become a woman in a chocolate ad
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
As I pour chocolate flavoured cereal into a bowl at 5pm I think
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BBCWorld : How a deadly traffic accident in Bangladesh triggered nationwide protests bbc.in/2OMaHVC
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine being able to sit in front of the mirror at the hairdresser's and not want to punch it
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
As someone who grew up with strict Asian parents, I love watching Western coming of age films. You kids would have… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : My TV comedy show Ronny Chieng: International Student is now airing weekly in the United Kingdom on the main @BBCOne chann…
December 19th 2016
@natalietran
I give a lot more double thumbs up to people as I get older
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
To their credit, crazy people seem to have fantastic access to skywriters
June 28th 2017
@natalietran
If I could go back and tell my younger self once piece of useful advice I probably wouldn’t. I was a massive loser who couldn't be saved.
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
You can tell how hot a woman is by the number of photos on a boat she on Instagram
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Started writing last night and have somehow ended up with almost seven thousand words. Hope I can finish this story… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
I am here to serve you pic.twitter.com/7bhqQvdcac
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
where you sit on the political landscape. votecompass.abc.net.au and chickennation.com/2013/08/18/you… pic.twitter.com/Wh15oa68KE
March 26th 2019
@natalietran
I once got an email from an *amazing* director. His office asked me to come in and meet him. Before walking in, I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Guess who got the other and also loves it ;) #blessed twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
MCing the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre's ( @ASRC1 ) Sydney #righttrack launch. Amazing speakers and great to see ppl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
Best Friend Course 101 Find your best friend prettier than any model she shows you on instagram. Hand on my heart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
Well, I don't know if it's the no sleep, the amount of sodium I ate yesterday, or the music, but this video got wei… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MrJoshEarl : Sydney, I'm about to get on a flight to DYKWIA at the Cafe Lounge at 730 with @mattokine @natalietran @genfricker @aaronch3…
February 12th 2018
@natalietran
any sydney ao dai recs?
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : If you have faith, and if you believe in something hard enough, and deeply enough, and with all your heart, so what.
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @newscientist : Here's the first ever picture of a black hole, just released from the Event Horizon Telescope. #EHTBlackhole (Credit: EHT…
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Recommendations for books to read before bed? Something not too stressful? Preferably funny? Brutal sex scenes?
January 29th 2015
@natalietran
The greatest thing I ever achieved was learning how to do ×·._.·¯·._.·*×» this «×*·._.·¯·_.·× on my msn username. The greatest.
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
I adore you and it's infuriating
July 15th 2016
@natalietran
Umbrella/Baby Stress. >> youtu.be/8RgcrYxthnk << New video if you missed it pic.twitter.com/OEgOCtMyBS
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
At some point things changed and now I love when a couple fights when we're out.
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
what is most upsetting about receiving this comment is that I never thought to sing 'rice rice baby' to my mother a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @sleemol : Just about everyone knows this iconic photo of @FredHollows - but perhaps not the story behind it. news.com.au/lifestyle/real…
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
If I could see myself 10 years ago today, I'd see I'm still wearing the same pjs.
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
really wanted to try and see if tweeting like @noahcent would help my twitter. It didn't. I don't understand. Is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid >> youtu.be/h-lwsZTl5PY << What Would Flies Say? Yeah, it's that kind of internet. pic.twitter.com/gxJAMsLNqe
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
classic power move, @ASIMO Where did you learn that move, The Game? pic.twitter.com/FokvAKmz13
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
Got three emails from different people today asking if I wanted to go see Celine Dion. Guess I'm that old now
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Shame on you @PeterDutton_MP twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I open a Family Pack of chocolate I want to know what family is sitting around eating chocolate together? I want in on that family.
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I feel like I just asked my parents if I could go on a date
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
This upcoming royal wedding really demonstrates how one day you can just be a normal, regular, everyday stunning ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 30th 2019
@natalietran
John Mayer concert last night was wondrous. I looked at him playing in front of a packed stadium, singing songs th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, this is terrifying abc.net.au/news/2018-10-2… twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
My sister got me a label maker for Christmas. Things are about to get existential all up in here pic.twitter.com/a74kRfLSXr
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
It's such a lie when people ask me what we did on the weekend and I reply, "not much " pic.twitter.com/dqEuh2iQcJ
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @DanMacPherson : Here’s my Birthday wish for today, Anzac Day. That Australians take a moment to learn about the challenges faced by Aust…
October 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Gun Control > Condolences twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Wouldn't usually write something like this but just saw Dev Patel and he is one of the most beautiful things I've e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2019
@natalietran
hm pic.twitter.com/XUwZNry64t
July 4th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the nice messages and emails. I'll share what's been happening soon. X
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Really excited to be going to @vidcon this year! I'm going to have a shower and everything! twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Never pegged myself as an optimistic person but I own a lot of unworn lingerie that was definitely made for a much more confident person
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
This week I join myself on my own podcast
June 8th 2015
@natalietran
If you're into amazing jazz, check out @_JoeyAlexander . Had the honour of hearing him at @eg . Incredible. youtube.com/watch?v=_1liUa…
November 14th 2016
@natalietran
My local grocery store has a lot of footage of me buying bread at midnight
March 13th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I log into Netflix and see a "kids" account I freak out and wonder where my kids are
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @LesStonehouse : Made me laugh... and then I felt a bit sad. #auspol pic.twitter.com/snQ4fzKq6K
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
The annoying thing is you meet @phil_torres and then you think 'of course he would be in the Peruvian Amazon in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : 9 hours left in the #p4a fundraiser this year. Still great perks available: indiegogo.com/projects/proje…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
I say this to the empty chair opposite me ALL. THE. TIME. twitter.com/james_trenowet…
December 1st 2017
@natalietran
keep watching. This is great. twitter.com/timtimfed/stat…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I had a dream where @amyschumer slept with my dad, banked at HSBC, and loved Paypal. So I guess don’t eat three bags of crackers before bed.
May 15th 2016
@natalietran
Working. No more f1 spoilers! I'm so excited. What happened? Did Hamilton get a new haircut? But really. Stop. It sounds so exciting
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
How do you log *waiting nervously for friend in illegally parked car- 28978186868 calories* into your exercise diary?
December 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's funny how people talk about how poorly they eat during the holidays. Guys, this is how sad people eat every day. It's great, right?
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
BBC News - Zimbabwe crisis: Army takes over - Mugabe 'detained' bbc.com/news/world-afr…
July 24th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the bday wishes! Already love my 30s. Here's part of one of my awesome presents. Points if you can guess pic.twitter.com/qgo3uJJrpV
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
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June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Thank you for my mug, Scott. Hitmen make the best ex husbands @lucifersjocks pic.twitter.com/3w6sDCydzR
March 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Check out netflixanz on instagram. I'll be taking over for the next couple of hours. On a boat. Like… instagram.com/p/0gu_nkJxbE/
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
I want to prove Netflix wrong when it predicts I won't like a film. Then I remember it told me I'd hate Indecent Proposal. And it was right.
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
Hey guys! I'm one of the judges in this comp so if you're Aussie,over 15,and have any cool ideas make sure you enter amp.twimg.com/v/15b9e70d-fd0…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just awful. 13.3 percent! '730,000 Australian children living below poverty line abc.net.au/news/2016-10-1… via @ABCNews
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
yay! It's @russellcrowe 's birthday! Happy birthday! hoping nobody re-gifts you something from the auction
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm at the point in my life where I can't believe I ever had the courage to wear shorts outside
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
Thank you. I will most definitely not lose this business card.
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
Also, please know I don't feel I have ANY say when it comes to your relationship. Nobody voted on my relationship. I'm really sorry.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : hey @SydOperaHouse , i’d like to take out an ad on the opera house sails — a video projection of kids detained on #nauru, one…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : Meet some of the 37 babies facing homelessness and hunger as Dutton & Turnbull try to starve families to go back to Nauru. http…
April 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : New York I'm headlining with an hour of stand up comedy at Carolines on Broadway for the first time THIS WEEKEND Friday &…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
<3 <3 youtube.com/watch?v=7ndFzX… via @djang90 and @raychenviolin
May 26th 2016
@natalietran
While I was in London I got to spend time with @AmiYamato youtube.com/watch?v=mQy73g… Miss you, Ami!
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Good to see so many outraged Aussies on my feed. Don't forget that there's a protest on the 5th of November! Come a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
For the love of God, whoever keeps selling my mum ugly things, I will find you and end your life. Our family chat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @theqza : Applications for the inaugural Jesse Cox Audio Fellowship close TOMORROW ie JULY 30 so get your submission in! https://t.co/2UV…
November 3rd 2015
@natalietran
a large part of being a cat lady is spending your time talking to bags on the floor that you think are the cat
January 18th 2016
@natalietran
At LAX on my way home and am always impressed by single bears traveling with infants and luggage on long flights pic.twitter.com/pOv1IfJJoc
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
RT @twhittyer : Hey, the #futurelandfill campaign to stop reckless plastic toy promotions by @woolworths and @Coles is just 400 signatures s…
February 10th 2016
@natalietran
I saw a dog wearing a diamond studded collar being carried down the street while its owner hand fed it cake. I don't care if aliens invade.
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
pawsitively brilliant twitter.com/perlberg/statu…
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
weird flex but ok twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
Tomorrow I'm taking my niece to her first basketball game to watch @SydneyKings and if she doesn't absolutely love… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw David Byrne. Dude gives a concert pic.twitter.com/WqzLQFzTJV
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @MollyE007 : @natalietran My beautiful parents-in-law and my husband
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BenQuilty : Tomorrow night I speak at the @melbwritersfest about my book, ‘Home, Drawings by Syrian Children’... in bookshops now https:…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
Jesus. BTS have more concerts happening so I guess I have to figure out how to get tickets again and take my friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
One day I want to be important enough to walk down a corridor while someone walks next to me and asks me to sign something
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
Just come up. Always say hi. I like meeting you guys. The other day someone yelled "community" at me like it was my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
It only shows how weak somebody's argument is when they resort to personal attacks during an argument like 'your ti… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
mum: Are you scared if you make videos again that people will have forgotten you? me: So I just came over to say hi...
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That dating episode of Master of None... stop using apps that reduce people to a few pictures and place emphasis on looks. Put in effort.
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I've never time travelled but I've listened to a someone try to explain snapchat to me
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I'm thinking cult BUT hot uniforms no fucking the boss stuff we eat organic Who's in?
July 7th 2015
@natalietran
If I could crack my own back I'd never need to see another person again
August 28th 2016
@natalietran
Clothes tags showing. The enemy of looking like you have your shit together.
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
The wider her hat, the more unapproachable she is
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, hair conditioner, I'm looking at you to really turn things around for me
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Though I usually just click "accept" for Change of Privacy Policy type things, I just read through the one for my e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
"yeah.. we are- we are bloody bastards" If you don't know about the Aus and the US deal Trump is upset about, Dan… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
a photo from last week at monterey aquarium pic.twitter.com/hVHXkTFjFG
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Faysal Ishak Ahmed's death happened on our watch, Australia. We'll have to tell future generations we put people in camps and let them die.
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
The amount of people I've had tell me I'm really nice/smart/well spoken for someone who grew up where I did is ridi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
I long for the confidence of people who wear torn jeans
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
My partner asked what the phrase "I have so much love to give" means. Good sign? Bad sign?
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
. @ronnychieng @RemyHii @HarryShumJr <3 <3 ahhh youtube.com/watch?v=14ZHRB…
September 15th 2017
@natalietran
Niece: Why do you have to bring your phone if nobody calls you? Me: :(
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
my week's appointments belong to a much richer, more attractive woman
April 19th 2015
@natalietran
Josh Lyman! I mean Frank Underwood! I mean The White House! pic.twitter.com/pqp8p5ihCi
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Thing is, if you're a woman, outcomes like these don't surprise you because you've witnessed this sort of behaviour… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 16th 2017
@natalietran
Leading up to Christmas time I like to do a Love Actually to all my friends' spouses. It's cute, they love it. It m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
favourite sports tweet? twitter.com/thehistoryguy/…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
Yes! I have! I'm going to read this twitter.com/ANMMuseum/stat…
August 17th 2019
@natalietran
monthly reminder that @benabrahammusic and @jjflanagan wrote this gorgeous song youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour keeps saying hi to me. This is not going to end well.
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Woke up thinking about you
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
There are white guys who fetishise asian women? I'm SO glad I had a man to tell me about that cause I haven't been… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
knew not buying an onion while at the shops was going to come and bite me in the ass
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
aw two of my brides are pregnant!! I hope they send me updates... Let me film your lives
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
whoever invented the personal night lights on planes is an alien
June 15th 2017
@natalietran
RT me and let's see if we can get this to 500k likes! - Confucius
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who pick salad instead of hot chips
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
RT @SaveMaiDuong : @natalietran PLEASE RT!!! Mai Duong looking for vietnamese donors to save her life. A Tragic Stem Cell Story: http://t.co…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a celebrity in a nice outfit I google it, secretly hoping they bought it for $15
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
Me: I should learn to dance and try to become a @SydneyKings cheerleader so I can go to games Partner: Or you could work and pay for tickets
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
what a fun and amazing day! Especially the part where @BethanyMota forced @davidblaine into the water for 10 minutes twitter.com/tyleroakley/st…
August 9th 2017
@natalietran
Today I had a fight with the man at the convenience store about using my own jar for a slurpee. So you know, things are going well for me.
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
Freaking love that The Magician was made into a series and that @nashedgerton directed it! Just saw a screening and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like there should be a mini jet pack for those moments in a conversation when someone asks you what star sign you are
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
WE'RE GETTING A DOG. Need to tell as many people as possible
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
I keep thinking the 90s was ten years ago. Scrap what I just wrote. I'm scared of all young people
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people with well defined calf muscles
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
New parents are getting too overprotective. They get so uncomfortable when you hold their baby, weep, and then resi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
YES. Yes yes yes yes yes. twitter.com/JordanRasko/st…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Everybody is equal but when someone tells you they don't eat bread by choice, you both know they're better than you.
June 12th 2019
@natalietran
me and my cat twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
Text from mum: My friend asks us to a party today. Can we go if you don't come over for visit? Me: No
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
uploading!
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
Rightly got judged for writing notes on a paddle pop stick. To be fair, if I were Zoe Deschanel in a movie, this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
forgot about this song for a few years. Recommend with a cup of tea and hot water bottle open.spotify.com/track/4cURHmiu…
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're interested youtu.be/oB4993b4gew She's an entrepreneuierixer superstar
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
Watched Mrs. Doubtfire for the first time. I always thought the idea was that everyone knew it was Robin Williams in disguise. Not so!
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Lost 0.2 kg. Time to celebrate with an ice cream
December 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Hope you enjoy the trailer for @gringomovie - had a blast making this. youtu.be/MnKbM9Zxtn8
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
Because I'm always very punctual, uploading video now!
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
32 is actually pretty low for me she said, with "an air of composed, indignant, narcissistic bemusement." twitter.com/truthhunter19/…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
Wow. @RowanJones_ I can see that you haven't opened my texts on your phone. WOW
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
this person makes me laugh so much twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
jealous to not be there for it. If you're in ny go see him twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
everything I can to avoid replying to emails twitter.com/NYDailyNews/st…
December 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I feel like a double agent who's had their memory wiped when I go through business cards that I've collected
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Let's share? Here's my morning playlist open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t… can you recommend some stuff for me? open.spotify.com/user/natalie-t…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/3cUTQdUk3KQ << You Can't Have My Wifi pic.twitter.com/0RTon5kbxT
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Apologies. Meant to link the article, not just the picture of the protest. Impossible to listen to this and not be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don’t let other people tell you what you can’t do. Let your inability to do things guide you.
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
hi hi I have two tickets to @sydfilmfest Brittany Runs a Marathon at 6:30 George Street Sydney tonight if anyone wants them
May 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Went up to Nevada Falls at Yosemite. Be still my unfit heart pic.twitter.com/uMe5SVQs6u
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
She's six now! Someone please invent something really quickly to stop her from getting any older but also allow fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
define 'world' twitter.com/HuffingtonPost…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @furioushorses : This drawing from a Heimlich Manoeuvre how-to contains more complex emotion than nearly every novel https://t.co/jHWWjLp…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/5IWIYiLxL6
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
The emails I'm getting from my parents lately are really upsetting me because they're the kind of emails you send t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
The romantic in me hates this but the practical part of me appreciates this quote "Those items are mine and he cann… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
come over here and love me
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Imagine receiving an unwanted text asking you to vote yes. It's outrageous. Like an unwanted survey asking if gay people should have rights.
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Absolutely smitten with @maggierogers Don't know how I hadn't seen this INCREDIBLE live video before. Fills the he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Fucking adore when you look at a painting and it reaches out and opens you in the chest. Bottle up that feeling.
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
have really enjoyed listening to @jjflanagan lately. Honest Man open.spotify.com/track/02jXcH8b…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
The article starts by trying to trick you. ohhh you thought this was abuse at her? NO! It was at men! See, men get… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
In the UK soon, any suggestions for things to do other than swimming in Mr. Darcy's lake?
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
this is bloody brilliant twitter.com/zondagmetlubac…
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
Making some travel vids in Europe oh so soon. If you've got any recommendations of cool places to visit or things to do let me know!
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Not to brag but I'm about to see a movie and nobody is here pic.twitter.com/o2epSPzVUm
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
"Do you want a receipt?" "Yes please. I'd also like to find it at the most random of times and not be able to find it when I need it."
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, Instagram, I get it. Fit people can wear bikinis confidently in photos. I bet deep down they're unhappy though. Right? RIGHT? RIGHT?
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Also any recs for weekend getaway from Sydney? I've got a new lens and want to romance it a little.
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
This week's vid: The Waiter Pause >> youtu.be/JuQ-HjXt6CA << if you missed it. If not: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasssaabbiii
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
skjhdaksjkjhfkj I love you, Peter Quinn
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here’s an old recipe handed down to me through a sponsored Facebook video
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahaha love this. Agree with @raychenviolin . Don't trust people who don't like the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto instagram.com/p/Boq371qDg2F/…
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
*and my sister. Please come to the rally this weekend. It breaks my heart more people rally for alcohol than for human rights
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just magical. Waltzing Matilda via @raychenviolin open.spotify.com/track/3CGmzfgZ…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yesterday after lunch @mickyb273 turned to me and said "part of me is worried because I don't know if you're really… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
Some might. I can't imagine being a kid asking my parents for christmas presents. They'd say something like "sorry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
J Halpert needed looking at the camera in this photo... pic.twitter.com/UaadepVcIz
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @shutupmikeginn : Youtube comments have nothing on the recipe blog comments. Yeah, my vlog "fucking sucks," huh? Well your 'Great-grandma…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
This afternoon a boy in a school uniform winked at me. I somehow really needed that today.
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
I did! Check it! ha no all good but I get it now. Men are the worst. Stay inside. Sorry sorry dude better try sleep. Talk soon xx
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
You can't ask a more arsehole question but I'm taking someone to their first opera and am choosing between La bohème and Carmen. Which?
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Read the new yorker cat person story. Can't relate. Movies come out on a Thursday in aus.
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
barefoot or in uggs? twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
open.spotify.com/track/1LzNfuep…
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @PeterDutton5 : I wish the people of Australia would look at my profile and realize I’m a 30 yr old black man before sending me tweets an…
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
RT @figgled : If I had $40 million I would definitely spend it by mailing out little cards asking the public if they think gay people are hu…
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
photos of bachelorette parties are exhausting
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ABAOProductions : Actual footage of @TomCruise sneaking into people’s homes to turn off motion smoothing. pic.twitter.com/76YMUMhdps
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << No Plans On New Years Eve? How To (not) Celebrate pic.twitter.com/aq605Uri22
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Had a haircut today. Almost nailed the "don't look interested in products they put in front of you" look But I was interested I'M ONLY HUMAN
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
No, you don't look up to me. I am young and hip and unpredictable. We are like best friends of the same age and everyone want to date us.
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
These are my ‘there’s someone at the door’ pants
August 31st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, still filming but new vid either tonight or tomorrow! Here's some stills from it. NSFW. What does that mean? pic.twitter.com/7ZOPJNvgwk
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Asked my niece for a slice of her apple. She licked it to claim ownership. Kid, if you think a lick is going to st… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 31st 2019
@natalietran
A friend left his sunglasses in my car 2 weeks ago. Every day I walk past them in my hallway and panic because it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Alexa, can I say I was with you last night?
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
To have the passion of a conspiracy theorist.
October 6th 2016
@natalietran
My sister gave me a sticker book as a joke. My niece asked to use some. I said sure. Then I went home and peeled them off and put them back.
June 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally packed my pyjamas for after gym. Will commit. Great idea. pic.twitter.com/IlzrYaxDd9
March 31st 2019
@natalietran
♥️ twitter.com/PhilNWang/stat…
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Craving oranges
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
Just hearing people outside my window makes me irritated. I know what kind of old person I'm going to be
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
70% of my time socialising is spent having people tell me I put my shirt on inside out
January 7th 2015
@natalietran
Omg. Yes. " @JustinJonesTV : you're unbohlieable. @natalietran #communitychannel #natalietran #unbohlievable #youtube vine.co/v/OpaaWitBaDg"
April 5th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jenanmoussa : There is no tragedy in life like the death of ur kids. Syrian dad says farewell to Aya & Ahmad who suffocated in yesterday…
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
Took the kayak out for the first paddle of the summer. It was oar some. Line up, there's more where that came from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 24th 2018
@natalietran
and I'm eligible to enter the Miss Australia contests but mate, I don't like our chances twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
Loved the @fwong monologue in this. Great stuff twitter.com/fwong/status/7…
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
never agree to disagree
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k… <<
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
"and I tip 20 cause I'm not a bad guy" twitter.com/mattbooshell/s…
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see a person in a cardigan I think, "This person has their shit together"
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
... the kinds of evil you have to be to partake in something cruel like this twitter.com/lizcgoodwin/st…
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
greetings! I'll be replying to comments as much as I can on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're around youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
Eeeeek!! New toy!! pic.twitter.com/O64roYDmbb
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @AnniaGuiling : omfg i love nat @natalietran pic.twitter.com/8gNJhNnems
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
hey hey it's #worldrefugeeday today and the @ASRC1 telethon is live! Call 1300 692 772 (or 1300 MYASRC) till 10pm t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2017
@natalietran
sometimes you just have to tell a kid their story is going nowhere
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jrhennessy : @natalietran I'll be at the preview screening and I'll be constantly emitting a low pitched hum and screaming in the loud b…
October 29th 2016
@natalietran
can confirm if you eat a family block of dark chocolate, 3 ice blocks, and half a cake, you WILL have nightmares about dying in a desert
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @CaseyNeistat : @natalietran she could cut lumber with a chainsaw next to me and i wouldnt wake up. pic.twitter.com/eNIyq10o8m
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
whatever the opposite of sponsored is pic.twitter.com/vs1YYcVAhT
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Have you ever seen someone sitting at a bus stop who didn't look miserable as fuck?
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I'm just kidding. First love isn't fun.
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
holy sexy picture twitter.com/BenMendelsohn_…
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
People kept coming up to watch us play so I had to just hover in the one spot, pretending to line up the ball for a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 6th 2016
@natalietran
>>youtu.be/7vMoIUEzC-A<< A non scripted more casual vid this week of a game of Guess Who on a new channel pic.twitter.com/M7ssyux9n0
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
I don't mean this in a rude way but I'm an old lady now and I have disposable income so where's the ticket option t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2017
@natalietran
Of course you like banana bread. Everybody likes cake.
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I have to be extremely comfortable with somebody to feel OK wearing shorts around them
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hi Baby instagram.com/p/BshAYANhnvV/
December 8th 2017
@natalietran
My dildo comes with an app and wants to access my location, see my contacts, and read my messages. Like a freaking person.
May 25th 2016
@natalietran
It just hurts more when children don't high five you back
August 14th 2017
@natalietran
I hope we all turn out to be NZ citizens
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : With no income, and no Medicare many people seeking asylum are forced to go without event the most basic medications, and the nu…
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
Is this a service Sam Neill provides? I'm in to it. Book me in twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/st…
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
we're terrible together but I'm feeling reckless
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
This is definitely how to get me to commit to things. hahaha I have no idea what any of your tweets mean. can't wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
x The first bad break up I had was after 7 years together and I thought it would never stop hurting. It gets to a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I could be mates with any of the people in this slurpee queue
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
how is @nathanfielder this amazing?
February 24th 2017
@natalietran
I have the diet of a very unhappy man who the neighbours wish would leave because he doesn't look after his lawn and is always in a singlet
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely person I just met at Randwick. The bandaid was for a scratch and TLC had a band member who wore a mark under her eye
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
To be fair, if I became president I’d also introduce a crazy ban.⁰Nobody funnier or prettier than me allowed. All men must also grow beards
March 19th 2019
@natalietran
!!! twitter.com/maggierogers/s…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
Current Pros for having kids. - someone to find and answer phone - someone to check door is locked - board games - transit lanes
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Teenager: If you could go back in time and tell the teenage you one thing what would it be? Me: Don’t waste time be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
If another caucasian (who works in the industry) tells me how lucky I am because now is the time they'll green ligh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
My sister used to play piano and this is her daughter sitting at the same piano with me. I was trying to play her a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
So interesting reading about how influencers are ruining things/not real celebrities. Think about how shitty the idea of celebrity is at all
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
Gorgeous person gorgeous calendar. Can't wait! twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/s…
April 11th 2016
@natalietran
If I could have one superpower it would be making everyone in the world disappear when I have to reverse park
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
How to be the opposition while being the same. What an abhorrent way to try to appeal to the worst. pic.twitter.com/qjzx6IDvZy
April 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : “National security does not lie in the fairytale of border security; it does not repose in the ongoing torture of free human b…
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
"Natalie, if you could have dinner with ANYBODY who would it be?" "Nobody" "..." "Elvis" "..." "Second Interview?" "We'll let you know"
April 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Computer, I don’t want to update anything. Ever. Not in an hour, not tonight, not tomorrow. Now get off my lawn
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being in a relationship is just not being able to watch new movies by yourself
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
oh ok, when halsey does it, it's a great performance but when I do it, it's "nat, please you're making our guests f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Fine, I'll say it. If I disappear after this tweet, you know it's because it's true. None of the couples on House H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just passed the train station I use to wait at every day for 40 mins after school just to see a boy I liked. That poor boy. My poor parents.
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
confirmation that the takeaway place has received my order is my favourite genre of text message
December 25th 2014
@natalietran
eating Ferrero Rochers like a rich bitch
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, stomach. Be on my team for once.
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
How great are these headlines from the sag awards? Wish ppl wrote about me like this. Natalie shows off her wrists… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sharingdignity : Do you believe sanitary items should attract the “luxury tax”? Condoms, Nicotine patches, Viagra, Sunscreen these do no…
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
and now it's lunch
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Bye! I'm Vegan! @HungryJacksAU #ad #theycutoutthenudescenebutwhatevs pic.twitter.com/WWOtOVGCjB
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
Denying people the right to get married is the opposite of love and respect. Just say you don't want people to hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
RT @danisnotonfire : @AmazingPhil @natalietran @IISuperwomanII the 4 most relatable people in the world together i'm surprised we didn't cau…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
. @ScottMorrisonMP Gday *puts leg up on chair because that's what I think humans do* You're probably sick of this hu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is flirting with me or if they mean it when they tell me they don't know who… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 1st 2016
@natalietran
Happy New Year! Since everyone's doing it, here's my top 9 of 2015 Hope you're all happy x pic.twitter.com/Voxn70dNRS
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
The old man next door is learning Into My Arms on piano and I think I'm in love.
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Sorry to hear, Brandon. Really enjoyed Telltale games. Good lesson for work, good lesson for life and relationships… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @lenoretaylor : This is scandalous...Great Barrier Reef: forest three times size of ACT cleared in past five years theguardian.com/environment/20…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Nothing turns me on more than when a man tells me he’s tired, he’s got work early tomorrow, and why wasn’t I in the mood earlier?
July 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Sat next to a man on a plane who watched a movie in 4 speed and have been thinking about it ever since
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I could watch a whole show made up of just photos of men with beards and then without their beards. Then with their beards again.
November 19th 2017
@natalietran
there's nothing better than great sex
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What a privilege to have spaces like this. Looks incredible. Libraries are brilliant. twitter.com/sydneyisopen/s…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Young girl at the bookstore called me ‘ma'am’ Cute. Enjoy the elasticity in your skin while it lasts, cupcake.
April 10th 2015
@natalietran
Asians in Media >>youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw<< if you missed it. Mum said her favourite part was when I mentioned her.
July 24th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for all the bday wishes. Had a brilliant day and feel very lucky. pic.twitter.com/qzauQi0vOY
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
naw @raychenviolin youtube.com/watch?v=RXfLV7…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
The make up artist just found 35 bucks in her pocket. Trying to convince her we should quit and go live in the maldives
May 11th 2019
@natalietran
well I mean, I don't have a Hulu account but if I did... pic.twitter.com/NH1Izb24T4
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine watching the fight and then thinking about how the same man has punched a mother in front of her children
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
Can I please purchase? This is the only way I want to walk around my house from now on twitter.com/seamuseum_/sta…
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Six pack achieved pic.twitter.com/G3hGamUQXt
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
this is the hashtag content I sign up to Twitter for
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
♥️ same twitter.com/ThuyThuyBurd/s…
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
tie me up
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Today I asked my friend if he wanted to open our new planners together because it's exciting. He declined? How goo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
Why put liquorice in a mix of otherwise pleasant lollies? Why? Because you're the devil?
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Let’s skip the fake politeness, Belinda, you know why I’m here. I want the same burger I’ve ordered every day this week.
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who don't like cake
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
you're not friends with a woman until you've listened to her talk about getting a fringe/bangs
October 16th 2017
@natalietran
awful theguardian.com/world/2017/oct… If anyone knows a good direct way to send money there please share
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @jleefilm : How come eating Chinese food out of boxes in the movies always looks so good? Also, why did you guys vote for that one guy to…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
New hobby: Saying “you should dump them” when people tell me about their partner
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
No, you can't join. The only person who visits is the postman who tells me about outside people. We laugh and I cook him bread on my fire.
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
My neighbour had her children, grandchildren, and many friends over for a bbq yesterday evening. They kicked a ball… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
You start making a "30 minute" recipe and next thing you know it's 4am
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
Great. Another show about a super hot guy with a cat twitter.com/rabbitlayla/st…
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
The Cake Cutter > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < This week's vid if you missed it. pic.twitter.com/qIaKQjkUeC
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
while waiting though, feel free to check out the little vid int I sat with @GuardianAus tinyurl.com/orrnzwz and try to ignore my sleeve
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
you'd better kiss me
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
how amazing is @DanielHRLC twitter.com/TomHRLC/status…
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
countries. Free delivery in a lot of metro cities in Aus, twice as many sheets so roughly the same. Why not? sumo.ly/7NE5
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Dogs need to be less desperate. If your owner comes out of that shop they left you outside of and forgets you, they don't deserve you, man.
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
sigh. Just remembered the DAAS @YoungMasterPaul 's cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me. Liked it more than the origin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
In the mood to listen to a 2000s rnb playlist while getting ready to sit in and wish I had more friends
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
And of course, yes, housing prices in Sydney are insane and it is hard for people to buy houses. But yeah, don't eat brunch if you're saving
February 21st 2016
@natalietran
Was awesome meeting some of you! twitter.com/thecusp_au/sta…
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
playstation update error twitter.com/Daily_Star/sta…
August 26th 2017
@natalietran
I love watching Tom Cruise action movies. He reminds me so much of myself.
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
At a show last night Host: Just so you know, sometimes they like to pull out audience members to participate Me: *throws grenade*
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
mission impossible trailer out soon and snabba cash in that new netflix show. this is great indoor excitement
April 5th 2015
@natalietran
asked on collaborations and even without being there, @wongfupro gets cheers. I'll punch the three of you amp.twimg.com/v/a2b94866-352…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
Every time someone tells me a food eating record, I immediately respond, "I could beat that"
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @4corners : The meticulous #4Corners investigation by @lb_online has led to some damning findings from the Murray-Darling royal commissio…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
RT @GuardianAus : Nauru is not only a political crisis, but a medical emergency | Ranjana Srivastava trib.al/X5f2QK1
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
Got a bike recently and it's been so good for exercise. I've ridden to get gelato three times this week already.
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
uploading! Some more stills from the vid. Also, if you're in Sydney watch today and stick to the end! pic.twitter.com/K8kP3IlFny
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I really want a kid but then I remember I can't have anyone hanging around seeing how little I achieve in a day
March 3rd 2016
@natalietran
I took 492 selfies but unfortunately they all looked like me
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
This Wiggles recording is older than Australia Day being officially announced a public holiday in 1994. You can shi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
Such love on one side of the news contrasted by such hate on the other. Devastating news about the attacks. Just heartbreaking awful.
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
"what are your symptoms?" "anxiety" "that's a diagnosis, not symptoms" "I want to pull all the skin off my face" "?" *pulls skin off face*
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
latter garbage in a wildly unfair competition. One ep of CCGC is estimated to cost 100k. When you have the luxury to spend more than the
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry this week's vid is taking longer. True problem- costumes and face paint. Might write another one but there will be one this week!
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RuthHRLC : Australia is one of the few countries on earth that continues to imprison primary school aged children. All Australian gove…
January 30th 2019
@natalietran
♥️
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The hair elastic is a woman's watch
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I got shown how to do a real sit-up. NOPE
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
I'm sorry. Occasionally I need to remind you all how much I love Sylvanian Families. When I was a kid my mum used… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
It's like nobody remembers Xena and Gabrielle pic.twitter.com/wqv01YffO6
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Also not too late to pick up @LegacySydneyNSW pin for legacy week! pic.twitter.com/CrVtKLXgRr
January 29th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to generalise but if you're old enough to drive and still have lucky numbers, we're probably not going to be friends
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Cannot wait for my home planet to get in contact and say I am no longer a sleeping agent.
May 9th 2017
@natalietran
I never know what to say when doctors touch my tummy and ask if it hurts. It hurts more than if you don't touch my tummy. Why go outside.
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
One day I’d like to be the kind of person who other people photograph in black and white
December 7th 2017
@natalietran
Yay!!!
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
Overall, it's a nice morning pic.twitter.com/Lk2uMsABCM
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who actually enjoy eating salad Angel: You are unstoppable
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
new 2019 resolution: To play chess against an enemy, move a chess piece, lean in and say, "check mate" before getti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 29th 2017
@natalietran
because look what happens twitter.com/natalietran/st…
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
Toast: the dinner you eat when your partner is away
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
The last thing I want to do is to deeply upset people so I'll take it all down. I stand by how I feel about religion. Peace to all.
August 16th 2016
@natalietran
aw @taylorswift13 this is so us twitter.com/DisneyXD/statu…
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday, @tim_dunlop ! Tim is all sorts of wonderful with a little extra on top. One day we will reopen Old… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Don't let the government say on your behalf that you agree to human cruelty just because you want there to be a better way to process.
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
fucking called it twitter.com/bencubby/statu…
June 5th 2019
@natalietran
It was Jamima! Look at her trying to hide! twitter.com/cgoodlet/statu…
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
There’s no aphrodisiac like 10 minutes to kill
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
one great mind looking for another I'll throw @nashedgerton into the mix as my suggestion. He has some great track… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Help. I can't stop pic.twitter.com/xEb3dAY70n
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Autocorrect, I’ve got this. It’s an in joke. You had to be there.
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
thank fuck for headlines like these twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
... am I too old to buy VIP fan club tickets to @ShawnMendes ? Let me rephrase that actually, how do I best obtain his dna?
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
I've heard people having sex through the walls at every hotel we've stayed at this trip. It's now the pauses that are most intriguing.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Matt's great! Always love watching him! Even when he's not on stage! Even when he thinks nobody is watching because… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Of course the Billie Holiday version is incredible but I forgot about this cover on Herbie Hancock's album. So love… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
I just want to live in your pocket
April 15th 2016
@natalietran
I'd be a terrible mother. I buy one new sweater and it's all I wear for the next month. All my other sweaters are dead to me.
September 22nd 2017
@natalietran
That would be kind of ... weird? My parents are from Vietnam if you're going that angle. How far do you want me to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
New FBI agent in my webcam: Please don’t play that song again. You’ve played the same song on repeat for three days… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Jesus. @realDonaldTrump 's tweets are like the crazy emails a racist grandad forwards you when he learns to email. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
Think positive. Yes, you got catfished but also, someone out there was replying to your texts and emails promptly.
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If you're one of the few people who haven't been told to watch @Hannahgadsby 's Netflix show, you really must. Thank you, Hannah. Just. Wow.
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed to not yet had the opportunity to say "you can't fire me because I quit" before turning on my a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
2 year old niece is turning 3 soon and has requested a cake that is 'zebra themed, strawberry flavoured, AND NOT VA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
Out of curiosity, do you think there's a specific time frame in which women should have to tell partners about stuf… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
friendship pic.twitter.com/QfCbsOrjis
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Again, if you're in other cities, you can check out locations here. @Drs4Refugees rallies today twitter.com/Drs4Refugees/s…
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
my youngest niece freaking loves the Do-Re-Mi song. She thinks I wrote it. This is a nice feeling. It means a lot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
To the LGBTQ+ community, I want you to know that all good things I've seen online, I've had to click safety mode OFF for anyway <3
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Tell them to give me a call. I can show them the world. Take them wonder by wonder. twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
<3 When I grow up I want to be CJ Cregg twitter.com/AllisonBJanney…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
march today pic.twitter.com/chlNeGiTWY
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I film weddings. All weddings that occur outside of religious ceremony have to follow a script about marriage. Religious weddings? NOPE
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
... Who. the. fuck. is. Waldo? twitter.com/MaryEllenKatz/…
June 14th 2018
@natalietran
what a world twitter.com/jacobsoboroff/…
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
... she's my best friend. I have a crush on her too. I will drive 2 hours to her house if I think she has a cold. twitter.com/Raccoon81823/s…
January 26th 2019
@natalietran
Hyde Park in sydney right now pic.twitter.com/a1nv4z4jQp
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
What a race! #ChineseGP
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Just drove to my best friend's house and she's making me pasta. I think I have to marry her? pic.twitter.com/91TcYV4Q1a
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Done. I'm writing Crazy Impossible Missions pic.twitter.com/bMQFXc3VCr
February 16th 2017
@natalietran
Hi! I love you!
August 11th 2016
@natalietran
just terrible twitter.com/david_manne/st…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
The Moirai told me not to unpack my suitcase of wants just yet. It’s probably time but I’m not quite done pulling gently at the thread.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Strange how I used to try to find nice pictures for online profiles. Now I try to find one that means people will b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
I'm sorry for having said mansplaining. It must be awful to have people judge you because of your gender. I'm sorry.
December 12th 2014
@natalietran
Store open again! babyiknow.com Apologies but I'm bound to stuff things up at LEAST once* *once means more pic.twitter.com/rp0kkEyeiC
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
getting older is looking at people who have any other job and wondering if that’s a better route
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Guess I can now say my Saturday night was fucking wild twitter.com/MaxFagin/statu…
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Don't be mean, Scott. Just one. Me. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks for the lovely messages x
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
Must Contain One Uppercase Letter >> youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ << This week's video if you missed it. If you didn't, you really...
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Ronny! twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
JT was in the video. Read this about his experience being an Asian man. This is about being an ally to each other… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I'm on a plane and the flight attendant skips me while collecting rubbish, a movie plays before my eyes where I die holding a cup
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
Today the only email I opened was a promotional one from my favourite Indian restaurant. That's work life balance.
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Youngest niece listened to my heart. She told me it was broken and black. I laughed, hugged her and her sister, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
More than 5 ingredients? Cya later, recipe.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NOPE"
July 19th 2017
@natalietran
Hugs from your best friend always feel the best. Sorry, I mean crying yourself to sleep feels the best. No, wait, I mean the worst.
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
started writing an outline to a dreadfully kitsch idea based off stuff that's been happening lately but I'm hoping… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @SolomonWakeling : @natalietran There’s a line I have been meaning to use like: “I have a direct line to hell, let [x] know that the devi…
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
Yes please. More celebrities in your government
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
ok, back to my own nightmare of a government
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
No worries, mum. I get it. You've got friends. You go out. Whatever. pic.twitter.com/uRsDy3e5OY
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know, I’m never depressed until I read a motivational quote.
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I am acutely aware you find these tweets funny because I am not sexy. It hurts a little. Just kidding. Sexy people have no feelings.
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
Tried to take cat for a walk today. Did not succeed.
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
Can’t find the tweets sent to me about the Chapel Hill shootings so here's a quick reply for those who wrote me pic.twitter.com/6TgXCvs9j1
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
and I am a goddamn star. Once I got free movie tickets from a subscriber and had to run away before his manager came. Suck on that.
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Isn't @MSomboli just a bit wonderful? X pic.twitter.com/m3g6ZZa8Kj
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
F1, I've missed you
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Well according to my cat, being loved and showered with affection is very boring
January 27th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, laziness. I knew you'd come back to haunt me. pic.twitter.com/zSXGyIes3l
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
<3 one of my favourite movies and movie couples, His Girl Friday youtube.com/watch?v=m8lzya…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
I know it needs ironing but say it’s fine. Just love me and say it’s fine.
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
them: Think outside the box me, sitting comfortably inside box: I'd like to take out a longterm lease please
September 1st 2018
@natalietran
was lucky enough to finally watch @raychenviolin play this week (and meet @TwoSetViolin ) Here's a link to one of Ra… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Just booked a hot dinner date by myself. I better put out after.
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Personally, I think humble pie actually tastes ok after a few bites. Always trust the people who truly love you ove… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New vid up today! Make sure your parents aren't on the home landline and turn on your modem
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Did it. Loved it. twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
iquwhdasda21fjsn housing is expensive. Its pricing has increased at a rate higher than income. BUT STOP EATING BRUNCH ANYWAY. Just. Stop.
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
can't stop listening to this pic.twitter.com/GWzqnTCXgO
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
YES, I UNDERSTAND THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND RELIGION. My point is I don't like that that excuse even exists.
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
My niece is now in kindergarten and my sister sent me a video of her doing some reading on stage at an assembly. It… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the sms about your sale on cat food, local pet store. You made this girl look popular tonight. That's ri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 27th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, running late but new vid will be up later today pic.twitter.com/aXrD4Sh1nS
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Usher’s song Love in This Club has the lyrics: You ever made love to a thug In the club with his sights on '87 jea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
There should be an option on clothing sites to see the clothes on people who are short, regret a lot of choices, and forgot to buy bread
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @RichardDawkins : Last night I had two dreams about an old colleague whom I’d never dreamed of before. I awoke to find that he had not di…
July 7th 2019
@natalietran
Hôm nay tình cờ Ði lại đường xưa đường xưa
October 13th 2015
@natalietran
That low point of the film but when the protagonist eats ice-cream out of the tub and cries… that's what I call "a normal Monday", Hollywood
May 29th 2018
@natalietran
Me: That's it, I'm done. Narrator: No, she wasn't.
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
Here's an interview I sat if you're keen :) smh.com.au/digital-life/d… pic.twitter.com/K6t6G8mLsa
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
As much as I HATE the idea of voting in this, I want our govt to know it's time to stop this homophobic bullshit aec.gov.au/enrol/
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
sorry some of you I can't seem to reply to for some reason (is there a setting?) but please know I've read the comments!
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
went to see a musical last night by myself and was sat in empty seats near a man who was also by himself. He kept t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
You know what’s wonderful about @JonDeeOz ? It’s not his involvement in the banning of plastic bags, plastic microb… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
I have the music playlists of a much fitter, more attractive person
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rubyhamad : No they have this back to front. pic.twitter.com/HelXo0Epyw
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
So a quick awkward Valentine's Day Video for you: youtu.be/aTb2OlSwcwk How Awkward Valentine's Day Is For Bears
August 19th 2016
@natalietran
Client insisted on walking me to my car. Saw I parked too close to wall. Watched me climb in through passenger seat. Didn't fire me. Legend.
January 16th 2017
@natalietran
I would believe it, I would twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
Just found a cd I once lent a friend. Their house was robbed and she brought the cd back and said, "they took all our cds but left this."
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Very sorry about this but unfortunately I will no longer be able to attend @Vidcon this year :( pic.twitter.com/JGtfAvAn9O
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading now! so it was a weird video and I delayed but have decided to upload because I like to make you feel uncomfortable
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
excuse my ego, she's new in town
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
RT @angryasianman : Who is this? I will follow her. pic.twitter.com/k56TlFukbT
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
Good to know we're mistakes. Australia is paying for Malcolm Fraser's immigration mistakes, says Peter Dutton theguardian.com/australia-news…
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Would watch this show for maybe 4 seasons until it became more about the people than the wallabies. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
mother in law sent photo of her and Matt Leblanc and wrote "met Jean-Claude Van Damme"
January 8th 2016
@natalietran
I know this isn't what you're meant to take away from #MakingAMurderer but I think I want to start making calendars. pic.twitter.com/g8ZsboAo0S
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Yay! New @blackmirror trailer! If you haven't seen it, do! My favourites are S2E1 youtu.be/ld9m8Xrpko0 <3 & S1E3 youtu.be/Sw3GIR70HAY
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
This is the most badass power move I have EVER seen in a movie. Ever. pic.twitter.com/1nZurkFMvX
December 29th 2016
@natalietran
New Video: New Year's Resolution Police >> youtube.com/watch?v=DmGeKm… << pic.twitter.com/xOGk2JXUCG
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
DIY fireplace made with scuffed boxes from work and blu tack. The cat and I are going to bang in front of it later. pic.twitter.com/NMwr0HxfzZ
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
The past year and a bit has been a tad dreadful for me and yet at the same time, I've never felt so loved and supported. Thanks @RowanJones_
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that Liam Hemsworth asked me to capture his proposal but I could only find a 4gb SD and didn't know if he meant video or photos
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
sorry for the weird question but do you guys think it's OK to drop communitychannel and change my channel to natalie tran? cc would go away
August 20th 2017
@natalietran
Can't read the sign but I'd like one of these hot woman fast car machines please pic.twitter.com/iqDuPiYiHc
August 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @justfordave : We as a society love telling ourselves the story of Spider-Man
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Tonight my friend @echeng 's ep of Tales by Light plays on National Geographic Channel in Australia at 7:30pm canon.com.au/explore/tales-…
December 31st 2015
@natalietran
Happy New Years Eve! For those without plans >>youtu.be/mWiltDJmPLk << new vid if you missed it.
September 26th 2018
@natalietran
yay! @nashedgerton is on @nova969 this morning talking about Mr. Inbetween. Sorry, got dates wrong previously. Star… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
babies with too much hair make me feel weird but happy
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
me: Dad, I'm so sorry, I'll be in Melbourne next week when we're meant to go see a concert together. Will you be ab… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Happy Father's day to all the awesome dads out there! Happy day to all awesome parents!
March 10th 2015
@natalietran
I decided to go vegetarian at the start of the year and today mum made me vegetarian pho. Best. pic.twitter.com/hF9zhqDO3W
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Current comedy crush: @Daniel_Sloss Want to be in a dead relationship with him. Check out his shows twitter.com/Daniel_Sloss/s…
July 15th 2015
@natalietran
Person: I like liquorice Society: burn them. They are a witch.
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
RT @smh : Nicole Cartwright was found dead in a Sydney park with her hands bound together and a restraint collar fixed around her neck. Poli…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @JustinJonesTV : @natalietran i spent too much time editing this until i realised it was actually glee. pic.twitter.com/dyeMlpsdbT
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
while I'm sharing things to watch, I got to catch @felicityward 's show and loved it. She's touring so go see if you can
April 16th 2019
@natalietran
who is chasing all these women in perfume ads?
June 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have been sending mum daily vitamin videos. Today I sent this as a joke. She wrote back "NO. MUST KEEP IN MOUTH" Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Loving the black friday marketing. 'Spend and Save' that's some admirable positive thinking right there.
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @insightSBS : Victorian Premier @DanielAndrewsMP slams NSW Government over #GaybyBaby 'rubbish' bit.ly/1IiR1w6 #LGBTI http://t.co…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
would love to see a change of date for all of Australia twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
June 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't know how to get the word out there but I was talking to a stranger about how much a camel would cost after re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
We are all guilty of putting a lot of pressure on hammocks to turn our moods around and you know what? They live up… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2016
@natalietran
It’s been a great morning of forwarding people unrelated articles and writing “this made me think of you xx”
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AFPgraphics : More than 410,000 Rohingya have fled violence in Myanmar. Videographic in EN u.afp.com/4amu & FR https://t.co/yuJ…
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if the feta in salads feels like the hot girl in school
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
You know what, care label? I WILL machine wash this shirt. Because I'm wild. And I live dangerously.
April 13th 2017
@natalietran
Come here. Let's eat junk food and watch movies together until they find us, eaten by wolves.
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
I don't think without religion there's no evil. I'm not an idiot. To not acknowledge it as a contributing factor or excuse is ridiculous.
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how many other unhappy people are checking their local supermarket's opening times online right now
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
Just once I'd like my cat to look like she missed me
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
April 3rd 2019
@natalietran
One time I was standing on the side of the street when a car pulled up and the person said "Nat, I watch your vide… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
As it stands, sunglasses look cooler on babies and animals than they do on human adults... why is that? Welcome to my TED talk.
February 12th 2019
@natalietran
Hey there, homeslice. I think you're marvellous. All sorts of great. Have a glorious day.
December 14th 2018
@natalietran
me: I feel so unattached to this Earth and fear everyone is dealing in the wrong currency person: excuse me? me: I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/kYJhYagbgx
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
if you're in Sydney, 5th of Oct 5:30-6:30 at Town Hall twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a jacket. A young woman wearing the same one saw me. So great, cackling and making someone question their taste.
December 22nd 2014
@natalietran
happy birthday to my wonderful @DustinParkerCa X
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, put my clothes on for me.
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
#oldheadshotsday is making me realise there are people out there who don't eventually destroy all photos of themsel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
It's so great being an auntie. You buy a kinder surprise at the petrol station and you rock. Missing this cutie pic.twitter.com/DO2HeXHRGP
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #BREAKING IS suicide attack in northeast Syria kills 20 regime troops: monitor
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
I'm always upset when I think about what title or label a reality show would give me. None of the options look good
February 1st 2016
@natalietran
My cat is the kind of personality that would read your text, not reply, but post a picture on Instagram so you know she’s on her phone
September 29th 2016
@natalietran
When people tell me I have a brand I want to leave my body, point at myself, laugh, and find another carrier
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @PagetKagy : New Trailer + 1st Season Asian-Am @KatLovesLA HERE: youtube.com/c/katloveslase… #AsAmCreatorRollCall @gracesu @AlbertHur888 @gre…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hey, come here. I love you.
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Bananas are either unripe or gone. There is no in-between. A ripe banana is a lie.
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
I would like to receive a Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for each time I write "Also, please let me know if there are a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
oh ok. When Ewan McGregor sits next to a bear in a field and talks to it about their colour coordinating tops, it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I must have had a lot of work to avoid today because I've been on Twitter more than usual
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @VictoriaPolice : Update: Police request that people avoid the area. The situation is now contained.
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Relationship advice is usually pointless because nobody else can know the intricacy of what goes on in your relatio… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Getting ready for my hot date that's not with @mickyb273
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gentle On My Mind open.spotify.com/track/0mLoTgCB…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Such lies. You never call me 'Natalie' despite knowing that I'd prefer it. twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
humans suck twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
I love how my friends talk to me about fitness. Kc and I used to go for jogs every night. The moment we stopped and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
These guys are apparently good partners according to @realDonaldTrump usatoday.com/story/news/201…
December 5th 2016
@natalietran
After rewatching the first half hour of Pretty Woman, I've decided I'd like to be a prostitute too. That's the point of this movie, right?
January 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Shouting my new mate Nesta a kebab because kebabs rock and so does Nesta ( and his lovely gf ) #OneLessStranger pic.twitter.com/yP9E8rCysm
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Looking at getting a laptop for writing. Misplaced a notepad and am paying the price. Any recommendations for somet… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
People don't give you want you want in life. Trust me. Have not received any scripts for me to star as Oscar Isaac's lover in a movie. None.
April 24th 2015
@natalietran
Must stop apologising to walls
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope that @realDonaldTrump 's twitter wins Best Comedy Series tonight #GoldenGlobes
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
9.20pm twitter.com/ABCTV/status/1…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like that this scene is happening somewhere in the world right now twitter.com/AFP/status/825…
June 7th 2016
@natalietran
Don't let people tell you you can't sleep for 16 hours. People always told me I couldn't do it, that I was too weak. I proved them wrong
January 29th 2018
@natalietran
Liquorice is the bitcoin of older people
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
best kind of delivery to wake up to. Thank you! Almost x pic.twitter.com/FyJx7AoE8T
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
The thing is @lucifersjocks is actually a killer in real life. It's not acting. Congrats twitter.com/AACTA/status/1…
February 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video. Sorry, slightly odd. Hiding Food From Yourself >> youtu.be/bC5-qHjyyxw <<
January 14th 2016
@natalietran
RT @abcnews : STORY: Bomb blasts reported near #Jakarta mall ab.co/1TWICGP
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheNewsAtGlenn : My dad's just put up a map of the world in his office so now it looks like the studio of an alt-right vlogger.
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
gahhh love this interview w @TomCruise about breaking his ankle and finishing the scene. How do I rent out a cinema… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for Wonder Woman. Before her I didn't have a super good looking, fit, multilingual, woman who can braid her own hair to look up to
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in the US, @nashedgerton 's epic new show about a hitman, Mr Inbetween, starts Monday October 1 at 8.30pm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
I have a lot of “before” photos
February 8th 2018
@natalietran
This interview with Quincy Jones is the craziest interview I've ever read. Loved it. Keep reading. It just gets bet… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
I want a sugar daddy but one who just gives me actual sugar
December 30th 2015
@natalietran
Uploading! pic.twitter.com/uigb7DN7xj
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine being a grandparent and knowing people are silently fighting to not say hello to you on the other end of the phone
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Two people are writing to me about my Gumtree ad and I guess I have to choose who to go with? I feel like I'm on The Bachelor.
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Finished work. Filmed beautiful models all day. Had to pretend was full at lunch because beautiful people don't eat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
:( Terrace House is so stressful. Whenever someone has upset someone else I want to vomit
July 12th 2018
@natalietran
Hard truth: Book clubs are just OK
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
Picked up a catalogue today that said: ROBOTS 20% OFF Then I cackled and went back into my cave
June 12th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I question the women who write to men in prisons and fall in love. Then when a man doesn't reply to my text it all makes sense.
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
Went to the cruelty free festival for vegan gozleme, drove it home, got into pjs, and am watching Her with it. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
March 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @KieraGorden : Oh my goodness, this story about the 10yo on Nauru is absolutely and utterly heartbreaking. Peter Dutton is a f**king MONS…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
*28-29 I've been OK
February 20th 2018
@natalietran
Just want to have hot no strings attached sex with a stranger who will take me on a lot of romantic dates, ask me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
my nutritional intake is like that of an unsupervised child
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
sorry bit late but stick around, I'll have a new vid up later today !
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Batman is taking a long time to crash this lunch
July 4th 2016
@natalietran
RT @BBCBreaking : At least 125 people were killed in this Baghdad car bomb claimed by Islamic State militants bbc.in/29be6fr https:…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
let my nieces pick my outfit for tonight and now I look like a hooker in a broadway musical
September 18th 2016
@natalietran
when your amazing friends make you hilariously awesome presents. Thanks @tim_dunlop pic.twitter.com/ZBoqB7gIvL
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
Alexey Kondakov's classical painting remixes. Fun pic.twitter.com/mmo6zpKqJK
September 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do people have kids? I just moaned at my mother for asking me to collect some food she made me because I told her I missed it
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanwilliams : If you want to see white flight happening in Sydney, stand out the front of a Sonoma after they’ve sold out of miche loav…
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
apologies, that was meant to be directed at one person. I'll leave it though, because you're all pretty good looking
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
At university my best friend and I woke up on Valentines day, bought dozens and dozens of roses, wrapped them, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
... would it? twitter.com/Mathemagicianm…
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney tomorrow! twitter.com/yourAMSA/statu…
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Doctor: You sound like you want reassurance. Me: Yeah... so give it to me.
July 24th 2019
@natalietran
maybe pic.twitter.com/OuMtG0q4R1
March 20th 2015
@natalietran
How To *correctly* Cross When A Car Stops For You 》 youtu.be/XL0J77f99K8 《 new vid incase you missed it.
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
Loving all the backlash for the nsw transport promo video. Especially that coming people who I know have been involved in promos before
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You try to tell someone all about your day and they just ask you to move aside so they can please serve other customers in the line
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
hahahaha *breaks mirror with fist* *cries* *hugs cat* *cat runs away*
May 5th 2019
@natalietran
Not to make it sound super easy and like I didn't work hard on it, but I'm getting fucking GREAT at sleeping all day
April 16th 2017
@natalietran
It would be an honour to be catfished by you
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
you ask for one simple thing pic.twitter.com/WjMWvosftG
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today #sydneyhugs #StayStrongSydney
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Agree you don't pay for interviews however who benefits from this interview? A lot of news now is clicks. Ytbers do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
When do you ever go up to the birthday card section and not feel like you're picking the least awful card?
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
I know. A while ago I left you guys in dreadful suspense. Don't worry. @statelibrarynsw wrote back. They have boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
me twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just realised twitter is the comments section :( ... :) ... :(
January 27th 2018
@natalietran
I try to bring up The Sims at most parties
March 26th 2019
@natalietran
sister sent me this. My niece has apparently been telling the same joke to everybody. Multiple times. Learns from… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, website, time out. I’m too cheap to buy anything anyway.
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
me: If you knew how truly evil I was on the inside, you’d run and never look back person: Excuse me? me, leaning cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nytimes : Can Bach save the world? Yo-Yo Ma hopes so. nyti.ms/2OjFZWf
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Aren't we all just a little scared that next they'll announce that we're building a giant wall? We are, aren't we?
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
High and mighty? If you suffered blackouts and falls would you hope for adequate medical attention during that time… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
I’m so sick of falling in love with my bodyguards
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
Asians are not all the same. We're just very good at drawing, twirling pens, and we like Usher
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
This place is for couples. No worries pic.twitter.com/4KOjVOpFnn
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
As the end of the year approached she looked at her 2017 diary, an abandoned relic since May, and apologised to it.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
If you're not religious don't be afraid to mark the "No Religion" box on tonight's Census censusnoreligion.org.au pic.twitter.com/P3rAoT9KdJ
April 19th 2019
@natalietran
me: This has been a long and full day. Can't wait for bed. Narrator: It was 1pm
May 1st 2015
@natalietran
Got home after 6 weeks away. Checked phone. One voicemail from wig shop.
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
sometimes clients come back to me with changes like "could you please spell this word correctly?" or "the title wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 12th 2016
@natalietran
Just gutless. Come on, @mikebairdMP ! No reversing on good decisions!
January 22nd 2017
@natalietran
wonderful!
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
they're on holidays and I miss them instagram.com/p/BOqshKIAkIE/…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
she drowned in a sea of internet tabs
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
my apologies, @mickyb273 It is most definitely two stories pic.twitter.com/ryRTVfejUv
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : 这不是一个华语成语。 twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…
January 3rd 2017
@natalietran
candles: the currency of women
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Looking forward to this one.
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
The moment I got a full length mirror I stopped wearing skirts
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Ok, 2017 diary, I promise that YOU will be the diary I don't abandon
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
How can this still be happening abc.net.au/news/2017-10-0…
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
done pic.twitter.com/CYUJ1I3oMw
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I liked drinking alcohol. Could really use a water on the rocks right about now. Like the most h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
To my friends in the LGBT community, I'm so sorry about how particularly awful this time must be. Hopefully this to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's no such thing as a perfect twee- twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
August 7th 2016
@natalietran
#firstsevenjobs normal person cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cat lady cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
at least things are only getting worse
July 8th 2016
@natalietran
Guns, hey.
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
this is just great @cellobeat @JacobSzekely . Swoon youtu.be/UhuGhMQycVc
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
Gah so excited. *slaps a stranger for no reason* 8:30 tonight on Foxtel! Do it! #MrInBetween #FOXshowcase #showcase… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2018
@natalietran
afternoon music with dad pic.twitter.com/3ZasVcM0Ry
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
*screams* just fuck off already, July twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
less christmas parties
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
good twitter.com/lesbianrhapsod…
January 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @SWatercolour : @natalietran @anthonypadilla no right hand anthony and tipsy right hand natalie make a gr8 couple pic.twitter.com/n1UvH3TiSU
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
How great is @nathanfielder youtube.com/watch?v=fs_eQQ…
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
It's ridiculous that we're not in love yet
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'd stop listening to the voices in my head if they didn't have such goddamn interesting stuff to say
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
You can help homeless youth and support homeless week by grabbing some laces and lacing up #laceitup pic.twitter.com/8O2dmfu4F6
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I don't watch Game of Thrones but was the last ep as scary and gross as watching Scott Morrison talk on the abc coverage?
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
If there isn’t a Michelle's Patisserie, is it even a shopping arcade?
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
No, no, stay in contact with your ex. This will definitely not bring up problems
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Had a blow-dry and now my hair feels like a Mariah Carey song
January 3rd 2016
@natalietran
It’s ok, I’ll sit out the cheers. It’s never been worth finding a glass. Never
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
This game is giving me chest pains. Come on @BlueJays Just 48 consecutive home runs. That's all we need!
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
Consistency sucks anyway. I assume it'll all change at 2pm. They got their anti coloured people message out anyway. twitter.com/will_ock/statu…
March 6th 2017
@natalietran
Any local artists to recommend? Looking for something to hang in my bedroom
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
so many awesome people. @TroyKinne 's show is on tonight! 9.40 on 10 @maxprice3 @sarahebishop @ninaoyama and everyo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Every day my niece sends me a little video or audio clip saying she loves me. I never tell her I love her back bec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
fair enough twitter.com/NealBTomlinson…
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
I wish carbs loved me like I love them
May 20th 2018
@natalietran
Went to my sister's last night and she bought me an old wedding dress to wear to watch the royal wedding. Highly re… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 7th 2018
@natalietran
sorry I'm late, I really didn't want to come.
April 25th 2018
@natalietran
This is crazy. I did this today too twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
The best of friends get into bed with you to keep you company while you edit all night. I have no idea who this is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
Perhaps it's the hormones talking but I really think cake tastes better if you cry into it as you eat it
December 27th 2015
@natalietran
I'd sell members of my family for mangoes all year round
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
ohmygodohmygodohmygod twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
January 17th 2016
@natalietran
The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << This week's new vid in case you telephonic tyrants missed it. pic.twitter.com/159p9NlUFl
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite fake politeness is when people say "only if you're having one" when you offer tea. I'm not an idiot. E… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2017
@natalietran
all my friends are having babies and I ate cookies for breakfast
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
I work on my high fives constantly in case I become a pro basketball player
April 16th 2018
@natalietran
Attractive people get a lot of things already. Do they really need to pull off oversized sweaters so well too?
May 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Just realised I'm turning 31 this year. Things are not looking good for my become a 30 Under 30 person dream.
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
don't let my family see this twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
It ends today. So much stress, Jon! twitter.com/natalietran/st…
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. According to the song, which is obviously factual, the other reindeer made fun of Rudolph and were only kind… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I hear songs my parents would listen to over and over again and it warms the soul. Em đi dịu dàng, bờ va… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
Been feeling a bit broken and then woke up this morning to this gorgeous voice message from my niece. She's a smart… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
what does 'lit' mean?
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Had bag stolen on train to Brussels with laptop, cameras,lenses,sd cards. If found Only want cards & hd. Please email me a pic. Will pay.
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Filming last bits today and tomorrow. Sorry, went away for a few days last week. Should be up Wednesday. On the dot… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
anybody here used the remarkable paper pad? I always write in notebooks and have to type things up later and am won… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
so lovely to hear music sing out what so many aussies are feeling at a big event. Good on @NRL and @macklemore twitter.com/NRL/status/914…
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
People should be punished if they tell you about a dream that doesn't involve you dominating them sexually in space
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Ryan Reynold's relationship with Blake Lively is so sweet. It reminds me of my own relationship with Blake Lively.
May 23rd 2018
@natalietran
holy fuck. After rereading emails and texts I've been sending over the last 48 hours, I've decided it's time to sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
I've never run a marathon but I have checked my voicemail
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
and then my ovaries exploded pic.twitter.com/rnuekdGiM0
December 17th 2018
@natalietran
had a flat tyre and this lovely person came over and changed it for me! Not sure what gave away that I had no idea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
Sad face @SimuLiu pic.twitter.com/kLkB4mVph9
May 18th 2017
@natalietran
Being alone is great. Being with yourself is terrible.
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
Heya! I'll be speaking at #Oweekender on 20th Feb with @WASHINGTONx @djtigerlily and more eventbrite.com.au/e/o-weekender-… Entry is free!
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
Please #MarriageEquality
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Say It by @maggierogers is my jam. Blasted it on the way back from the beach this arvo and it was a wondrous mood… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 28th 2017
@natalietran
My partner explained what he thought the show Will & Grace was about- a sham marriage they participate in for some… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 27th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw a 13 year old do a throw back photo to when she was 7. Cya later, Internet. Today's been rough.
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to track down the person who sold my mum the dress she just gave me and I'm going to tiger uppercut them.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Sorry I didn't mean that in a belittling way. Australia has been banning refugees and violating international international law for a while
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know what I love about Gumtree and Ebay? They confirm other people have also had dreams that failed too. *buys go kart*
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
I'm never going to die twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Well don't look so adorable assessing potential threats and planning routes. For the record, you'd be a much bette… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Can you feel the love? instagram.com/p/Bh5gYvFnXRS/…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Apologies to @aami for the negative publicity. Other providers do it too, I just find it purposefully misleading.Otherwise they've been fine
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
We're so social @anthonypadilla ! pic.twitter.com/0YEunuWcXV
October 27th 2016
@natalietran
I think a 15 year old girl with abs just told me my shirt was nice. Do I feel good? I think I feel good. That makes it sad.
December 15th 2016
@natalietran
Had a dream I was hired for a top secret mission as an expert hacker and if I do say so myself, I was reeaaallllyyy good
July 16th 2017
@natalietran
this is great twitter.com/shelzhang/stat…
October 20th 2015
@natalietran
Sound familiar? ;) twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
Freaking beautiful @gflipmusic youtube.com/watch?v=0CD0Dg…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
YUP. Att: Australians twitter.com/tim_dunlop/sta…
March 31st 2017
@natalietran
Thinking of taking mum and dad to Rotorua in New Zealand. Any recommendations on where to stay in the area?
October 30th 2016
@natalietran
YEAH, everyone. It's Good to see our Government is taking its cues from One Nation. It's GREAT. Our future looks GO… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
October 12th 2015
@natalietran
I’m really disappointed that despite how many times I decided to start my own secret language with a friend, none of them ever took off.
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
slack! thrilled to be at a workplace in some form. Will count this as steady employment Thanks, hope you're well to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've been cheating on English Breakfast with Darjeeling lately and things are getting serious
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
meals are just an excuse for a side of fries
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
seriously though, Jennifer Love Hewitt gets John Mayer writing Your Body Is A Wonderland for her. When I dated a mu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
I love that dreams can be about anything. Last night I was dreaming about doing paperwork and not being able to dec… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
whoever says ‘anything is possible’ hasn’t tried entering and leaving Bunnings in under 5 minutes
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/77Msj8bDWM
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
break out the blankets twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…
July 28th 2019
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : Every day, women in NSW are treated as second class citizens when it comes to healthcare by the criminalisation of aborti…
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don’t believe in soul mates but I have to believe there’s someone out there who wants to make me gnocchi, read me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
Fuck. I knew I'd regret not having 9 million dollars sooner or later. domain.com.au/news/the-pride…
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to my sister's place and saw my mother this weekend. She hugged me and said "Why won't you just get rid of tha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Frak. Just realised you can just look up the gif of the hot moments in a film. This is excellent. Excuse this threa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 13th 2016
@natalietran
On one hand, I'm thrilled to be eligible for my free 10th meal. On the other hand, I just started eating here last week
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
ugh can't we just vote for the ABC? twitter.com/smh/status/111…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @OrgPhysics : I don’t believe what I’m seeing here pic.twitter.com/McWbs8eX1S
November 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @JoshButler : The AFP have confirmed to SBS that officers are on Manus assisting in a "liaison" role at the centre - despite no powers in…
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I recently saw a woman from a wedding I filmed. It took all my strength to not whisper "You don't remember me but I've filmed you dance."
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
over tea with dad: dad: Nobody can make you feel anything, Nat. me: I don't know if that's true dad: Even if you gr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Apologies for awkward question but does anybody here have a wireless mechanical keyboard that they recommend?
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
How I learn about the internet pic.twitter.com/JpNGKVyz05
July 5th 2016
@natalietran
So heartbreakingly awful and an example of how desperate most people are when they make that journey twitter.com/smh/status/750…
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
I'm pretty sure everybody sleeps next to two boxes of crackers, a packet of chips, and a box of cookies. Sad part i… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 14th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a sign of affection
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
client: I think you forget to log out of our yt account me: Can you see viewing history? client: yes me: :(
December 6th 2015
@natalietran
Watched Mad Max Fury Road. Summary: kidnap 1 Victoria's Secret Angel and 4 Seafolly models and the world loses its shit.
July 26th 2017
@natalietran
you don't know my life pic.twitter.com/LjIreIroIg
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
!! twitter.com/FX_Canada/stat…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
I just don't get any of this
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
So we got our hands on a small camera today and still had our recorder for audio and were able to remake one of the vids! Uploading now
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
love emails from my dad pic.twitter.com/920fCraOKG
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
the best part of a relationship is never being able to stack the dishwasher in a way that is not disappointing
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Me on Instagram: Look at that stupid, hot, good looking idiot. What a fake smile It is a nice fake smile though I WANT TO WEAR HER SKIN
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @thedavidferrier : Hi! follow my Insta for new cartoons pretty much every day! Love, David. Instagram.com/davidferrierca… https://t.co/vQfDWL…
January 17th 2015
@natalietran
Any people taken photos with the a7r? Is it a good compact stills?
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's nice to believe those internet viruses that tell you you've been specially picked for a prize. Even for just a second. It's nice.
November 12th 2017
@natalietran
Poor Jelena abc.net.au/news/2017-11-1…
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
Would love your thoughts before restocking shirts. If you've bought from my store or were going to but vomited: facebook.com/natalietran.co…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Many, many moons ago, a mystical giant helped cinemas decide what Small, Medium, and Large serving sizes were
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight, the wonderful @TroyKinne 's Kinne Tonight is on! Check it out x twitter.com/TroyKinne/stat…
October 17th 2016
@natalietran
I really feel like talking over people makes me right
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Proof that I filmed this time. Proof of the sexiness you have been saved from. pic.twitter.com/gcu7uDHnWq
December 9th 2014
@natalietran
What a great last ep of @ABCatthemovies . My favourite tv romance since The Nanny. Thanks for all the great reviews, guys
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Oh, Sydney, stop being gorgeous pic.twitter.com/n4reQRntKa
September 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Next time I'll be better and we'll play on a couch I sign " @EA_Bowden : #FIFA16 with @natalietran :D pic.twitter.com/z0NBeNvG7D"
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
This is just getting ridiculous. smh.com.au/federal-politi…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
If I ever have a daughter who I'm scared is going off the track, I'll show her the scar from my bellybutton ring and show her what regret is
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Hey, here's a picture of me and three of my favourite boat people- dad, mum, and sister. Would love to see if you h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Eek! So exciting to be on the phones for the @ASRC1 telethon! pic.twitter.com/DlJpA4bmjZ
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
hairdressers are an integral part of the break down hairdresser: How was your 2018 in the end? me: It was awesome… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
People often don't prepare you for how hard life gets as an adult so let me give you one piece of information I wis… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
So in need right now. Would like to feel something else please
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
It's bad karma to predict the future but I'm fairly certain I'll be the old lady who sits in a park, sees a young c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2017
@natalietran
I want the voices to go away but I also don’t want to miss out on what they say
April 10th 2018
@natalietran
would move back in with mother just to have someone remind me to drink water
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @DanSpenser : Living. twitter.com/goodreads/stat…
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
100% If I were a supervillain I'd kidnap a harpist
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
In all honestly. As soon as I get home, I'll see none of my friends or family and make a video pic.twitter.com/AdA0KgNycC
February 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @TheMurdochTimes : Human Rights Commissioner @GillianTriggs fights back against the Murdoch media/Abbott Govt smear machine http://t.co/y…
September 30th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks to whoever just picked up that injured bird :( I was just coming back with a towel and box and it was gone so thanks for helping it!
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
Recommendations for wide curved monitor for sim racing?
April 9th 2016
@natalietran
This is ... but I visited the spot from BBCs Pride & Prejudice where Mr. Darcy gets out of the lake. Teen wet dreams pic.twitter.com/zRZcjyplVF
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
So yes, I will have a look at the dessert menu vice.com/en_us/article/…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
... 6 million? How much netflix did she watch? twitter.com/Variety/status…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I think I could be alone but then I get stuck trying to get out of a dress for half an hour
March 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Kicking off my Melbourne @micomfestival festival shows tonight! 7pm, Town Hall.
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
favourite tweet? twitter.com/cher/status/80…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
cool cool cool cool cool twitter.com/smh/status/882…
August 10th 2016
@natalietran
You won this time, liquid eyeliner, but one day... one day.
November 24th 2016
@natalietran
how fucking good are mangoes
August 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Don't forget to have a conversation with your close ones about the upcoming survey. It's a great opportunity to help the 'yes' vote
October 16th 2015
@natalietran
I'll find a way to split a tic tac in two if I have to because I'm a lady and ladies split the last of everything in an uncomfortable manner
May 27th 2015
@natalietran
If I think I can see a face in an inanimate object, everybody is going to hear about it
July 6th 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTubeHits : We have @natalietran on the show tonight!!! We're asking about that awkward time she met @shanedawson ^_^ http://t.co/5vHN…
December 26th 2018
@natalietran
bananas are the sweatpants of fruit
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Fine. I'll look up what a fidget spinner is.
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
INTERESTING. So are you in crush with your best friend? Tell me everything. I'm exporting. I have 23 minutes twitter.com/oo_maumau_oo/s…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
apparently it's rude to block your ears when you don't need to pretend to care about anything the person you're wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so excited to see Brooklyn! John Crowley directing, Nick Hornby writing, and starring Saoirse Ronan and Domhnall Gleeson! Gah!
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
No, yeah, awesome. Leave me alone with my thoughts. No worries. It's good.
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Saw a group who sail model boats. I want in. Does anybody here do that? How do you start?
August 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @ArifHRLC : Days after our Gov was found responsible for the preventable death of a 24yrs old refugee, on Manus a man with a broken leg i…
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
brain: Do not eat birthday cake for breakfast me: It has walnuts on it and nuts are healthy. brain: can’t argue with facts
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
I own a handful of very ambitious underwear that will never reach their full potential
May 10th 2016
@natalietran
parties are my nightmare featuring people who learned how to dance
June 12th 2015
@natalietran
Filmed a vid to start the next lot of vids I've been working on! Really excited to finish and upload it next week!
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Sunrise green screening out their protesters and using stock footage of an empty martin place behind them is so ama… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
I love going home at night and seeing that people are still going somewhere or that their night is just starting. "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 4th 2016
@natalietran
That last tweet implied I usually have people over. That's misleading
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
cause I'm lazy as fuck twitter.com/gentiIes/statu…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Being an adult is waiting to go to your mum's home so someone can cook you proper food again
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I'm Asian. Whenever people tell me to keep my shoes on inside their house I have an existential crisis.
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
... twitter.com/chrissheehyAU/…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @TroyKinne : You may wanna dim your TV screens slight at 9pm, coz @natalietran is gonna light that shit up. She’s one of my favourite fun…
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
Four times a year I like to think my true calling is owning a luxury pet hotel.
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
Come here and teach me things
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Non-Vietnamese families have chats that look like this, right? pic.twitter.com/oKuEnlORwP
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
every day a doctor doesn’t diagnose me with scurvy is a win
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
I will never go to sovereign hill without you @tim_dunlop just like how you will never go first class emirates wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
There is no correct way he could have reacted to this. #brave twitter.com/7NewsBrisbane/…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sydney Kings, you're breaking my heart.
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
. @Qantas @emirates Please intervene to help #SaveSaeed twitter.com/leerhiannon/st…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
As on every Wednesday-Uploading now* *Australian upload speed applies and YES I'll go through my hair and makeup pic.twitter.com/CMnER8Nuo2
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Star proof: Got free gelato TWICE Got staff discount on camera Sometimes free biscuits Free loaf of bread (it was… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
. @sallyrugg is my hero pic.twitter.com/nbRATyHpF5
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
This year my Halloween costume is Person who doesn't have crippling insecurities which are actually probably truth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
[brain, thinking in a rational manner] Brain: ok, you have two options. One option is to face the consequences of w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
thinking of launching a new skincare line with @anthonypadilla as head copywriter twitter.com/anthonypadilla…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
what can I show them? Please. Help. What do kids like?
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hello, London instagram.com/p/yJrY2upxSq/
September 29th 2015
@natalietran
you show me a woman who doesn't have a really pretty notebook she's had for at least 5 years somewhere in her house
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
RT @racvictoria : State Library 2pm Saturday the 18th Feb. Rally No to Trump No to Turnbull Let the refugees in. #BringThemHere https://t.co…
December 25th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! Group Christmas Presents >> youtu.be/j7Elg-K5VUg << For those who have ever gone in on a group present pic.twitter.com/UXY6VszMMo
November 14th 2017
@natalietran
How to cut open head to remove thoughts without being confronted by lack of quality inside?
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
remember when Friday Night Lights took over your life and Coach and Coach's wife were your family?
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @Bahbuto : By age 35 you should have like 2 real friends both of whom live in other states and around 700 online friends with whom your r…
November 3rd 2018
@natalietran
don't trust people who know their bank details off the top of their head
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
One of my friends told me his relationship had one big rule - If you ever see your first love, you have to run away. How great is first love
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I consider one word text replies to be a sign of aggression and, quite frankly, an invitation to a duel. Weapon of choice, first to die.
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
what all frame default photos should be. twitter.com/nyabach0i/stat…
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
I'm as trustworthy as a person who wears turtlenecks under suits
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Volcano by Damien Rice open.spotify.com/track/0ksC7In0…
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
haha OK. You think I’m insecure? Right. OK. Why? Why would an insecure person ask you if you were talking about them 50 times in a row? Why?
July 13th 2015
@natalietran
You can't make this stuff up. Abbott government extends renewable energy investment ban to solar power gu.com/p/4at5b/stw
January 17th 2018
@natalietran
always make your friends pick sides when you and your partner are fighting
February 24th 2015
@natalietran
in Vondelpark today. First time riding since I was about 12. Fell into a tree in the first five minutes. pic.twitter.com/RiTG7r1DGb
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
mum: you can wear my old áo dài for new years me: will I fit? mum: me: mum: :( me: :(
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
Picked up to reread a few days ago. Just finished. Some @alaindebotton is always good pic.twitter.com/GlEyD90m43
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
Whenever anybody asks me what my biggest achievement is, I show them this. pic.twitter.com/wDvALAw96w
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
My daily lie: Nah, this doesn't need to be ironed. Looks fine.
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
good twitter.com/jachristian/st…
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @orlander_ruming : Twelve-year-old Kiana went #missing at about 8pm last night from an address in Wylandra Street, #Dubbo. If you've seen…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Terrible advice. All of it. x twitter.com/asdfghjulian/s…
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Guys they got me another one pic.twitter.com/N5bJCrpLxL
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
Update: This was all a plan so he could drop off something in the city he sold online twitter.com/natalietran/st…
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Guys, I don't know what's wrong with me
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
just donated to people seeking asylum living in Aus who will now be cut off from food and accom. You can too:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
The @ASRC1 telethon is on tomorrow, can't wait to ask for money from people on the phone for a good cause for once.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
get in line twitter.com/RowanJones_/st…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
Sophia is your friend's girlfriend who hates being near you. youtube.com/watch?v=dMrX08…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/miqJXUHQGU
June 11th 2018
@natalietran
No, I was listening to a song that kicks me in the guts. It's ridiculously sad when you listen to the lyrics despit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
three screenshots of text conversations with mum pic.twitter.com/GKmASV9Ofm
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Staying over my friend's house. We are not attractive enough to have this many cats and bowls of cereal around us.
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
He's absolutely abhorrent and will be responsible for generations of disenfranchised Australians twitter.com/ASRC1/status/8…
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
tag a friend who tag viral social media
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Ps thank you to the crowd at @BrownUniversity for laughing when I asked them to. You guys rock pic.twitter.com/wZZlhgvjxc
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
At an arcade with enough tickets for two slinkies and an eraser in the shape of a character from a kids movie. How'… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
yay @doddleoddle 's new music video, Human! youtu.be/T60XUVrnYt4
January 30th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah for sure it's what's inside that counts. That's why so many celebrities and rich people are with ugly nice people.
May 5th 2016
@natalietran
Loved hearing the Cohen Brothers talking about their films and not placing a premium on originality or genre pic.twitter.com/QqSj88QOIn
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
I'm so turned on that some of you knew which pen I was using. Just so you know, it's a broad nib. Talk dirty to me some more.
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
I hate whe you get a haircut and it doesn't completely transform your face into a new one
June 23rd 2017
@natalietran
my signature move is to tell someone I’ll email them a recipe for something and then not follow through
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Oh my god why are sick kids so annoying? Right, @PeterDutton_MP ? Like UGH twitter.com/racvictoria/st…
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
Constantly in awe of the strength of women everywhere. Happy International Women's Day to all.
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
A huge part of my life consists of worrying about possessive apostrophes at the end of names that end with an 'S'
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @travelofkush : #ThaiCaveRescue We should all praise how the young coach kept 12 kids in great morale for 9 days in a pitch black cave.…
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
when robots give you updates they spare no feelings pic.twitter.com/2XOxqsNddY
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Everything is a test of how much you love your mother. Everything. twitter.com/filtxrdwatxr/s…
January 22nd 2018
@natalietran
There's something hot about the way the guy in the kebab shop starts writing "falafel no cheese" on the kebab wrapp… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ferrisjabr : If you put chalk under a powerful microscope—white cliffs of Dover type chalk, not the modern blackboard variety—you will s…
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Last edit for the year sent! Now to try to make something before Christmas so @nashedgerton doesn't stop being my friend
March 7th 2016
@natalietran
So I guess I can no longer drink without spilling stuff on me.
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
Met a woman today who said she had 'a lover' She was as hot as you imagine someone who uses the word 'lover' to be
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
Family with kids born in Australia woken up and given ten minutes to pack before being taken to detention centre fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
There's a beauty queen named Natalie Tran and now ppl call me and hang up when they realise I'm not her. Um I was once in my school magazine
February 1st 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/34ckSJM37pE << Change Room Curtain Gap Because why make the curtain the right size?
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
gah there are so many amazing people in this! Can't wait to see it! eeekk twitter.com/CrazyRichMovie…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Is it a good or bad sign when your friend decides you look like the warning picture for his tobacco? pic.twitter.com/KSBqWi9GDf
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
. @margaretcho is in town soon and here's where you can get tickets twitter.com/margaretcho/st…
July 31st 2016
@natalietran
If looking at photos of baby orangutans was on my To Do List, today would have been a really productive day
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
Being 30 is just forgetting you already made a cup of tea more often
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
No kidding it's OK to be White. It's usually being something else that is the problem. To be clear, nobody should… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Really hoping to make more content in 2019. Should I focus on
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
you cannot eat soup without looking like you need a punch
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @rightsagenda : Time is running out! Can you help us reach our target of raising $100,000 this week while all donations are being matched…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
There's an ugly part of me, deep down inside, that wants to kidnap a foodora/deliveroo cyclist and ask them a lot of questions
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
anybody here working on or know anybody working on Alien: Covenant in Sydney?
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Sometimes I just want to call my home planet and say "humans are fucking nuts, come take me home."
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
OK, @PeterDutton_MP theguardian.com/world/2018/apr…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
The best thing about kids is how early they want cake. Eldest niece is learning to write at school and wrote this c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Every now and then I contemplate getting lasik eye surgery but am really worried that I'll fix my eyesight and find… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
and at the end of each week, she would take about 1000000 teacups out of her bedroom to the kitchen
December 20th 2016
@natalietran
❤ twitter.com/RichardDiNatal…
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum: are you scared, sleeping alone? me: I’m 33 mum: you can be killed at any age
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
Come on, hand. You use to be able to write legibly. I saw you do it once!
August 26th 2014
@natalietran
There is an endless list of terrible things I would rather do than listen to someone tell me about my tax
March 11th 2016
@natalietran
RT @JennaGuillaume : 19 times @natalietran was basically all of us buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume… pic.twitter.com/Hkxk7mHn6W
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
My parallel universe buddy! twitter.com/natalieet/stat…
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
This has happened maybe three times in 6 years. And I love it. Cats know what they're doing pic.twitter.com/UyNZKsQqW0
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just FYI the Crystal Palace trending is not the Vietnamese function centre in Canley Heights
December 30th 2018
@natalietran
January 14th 2018
@natalietran
sigh. It’s my fault. I clicked it
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
The most arousing, sensual, libidinous texts I've ever received are the ones from restaurants telling me what time… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what else I thought was going to happen after baking 20 donuts
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve never been a spy but I have been able to look at a price tag without the sales assistant noticing
March 20th 2018
@natalietran
self congratulating post but just want to put it out there that things have been so much better lately. Almost two… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 15th 2017
@natalietran
Sometimes I sign up to mailings lists just to feel wanted
January 19th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute… just wearing a fitbit doesn’t make you fit?
December 13th 2018
@natalietran
At one point my best friend told her husband I might live with them forever and he accepted it. That’s love.
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Never let anybody tell you what to do. My friends told me I was being delusional but I ignored them and went with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
Now that our PM pays people smugglers as well, his argument of turning people away to avoid encouraging the industry can be ignored, right?
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
From now on I'm starting every audition with "just to clarify, this is a porno, right? It reads like a porno"
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
It's cute when your friends think you're going to go outside pic.twitter.com/8vQbfwPsOF
April 2nd 2017
@natalietran
bed
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @nazeem_hussain : Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia. pic.twitter.com/1iu1Snyg0I
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever a recipe asks me to "stir occasionally" I get so stressed I feel like I need to quit my job and monitor the pot full time
June 25th 2015
@natalietran
new vid 》youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA 《 It's ok. I'm her PG. If you missed it !
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Geez I must be looking rough these days because I’ve come down with a cold or something and I look… the same as I do without one?
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
As my sister scrolls through those snapchat filter cat ear big eye things on facebook chat for what seems like an e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 12th 2017
@natalietran
Life is at a good point when you feel really emotionally connected to the guy on the phone helping you with your electricity bill.
January 14th 2015
@natalietran
Last week of big work projects! Can't wait to shoot a new youtube for next week. It feels like it's been a month.
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
My cat is my life coach pic.twitter.com/HHkvqlefTt
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
I always go with my gut instinct. It's always wrong but one day it's going to be right and then I can say I went with my gut instinct.
September 16th 2018
@natalietran
[in changing room] brain: this looks ok, right? mirror: I would never lie to you like that
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
You had me at “Listen, I don’t want you to blow this out of proportion or overreact but"
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
David's stuff always makes me smile twitter.com/thedavidferrie…
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
women owe you nothing
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Yes! Just won an F1 fantasy tipping comp! Finally, something... real... that... I....
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
course they do. Freaking bad ass turtles. twitter.com/NatGeo/status/…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
disappointed with how rarely you get to say "I think I'm falling in love with you" daily so will try to bump it up to at least two times.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I love all these kickstarters for new work backpacks. Guys, going to work sucks. The best backpack in the world ain't gonna fix that.
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
anyone here have access to a skywriter? Can we put a more positive message up in the sky today?
May 6th 2019
@natalietran
Don't usually use twitter like this but, it's a great site, hopefully word gets around. Can someone please tell bi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 19th 2017
@natalietran
Can't wait to see this film! If you can, go out and support it! twitter.com/HarryShumJr/st…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
really want to start wearing nighties but I'm worried I'm going to turn myself on too much and won't be able to sleep?
November 9th 2017
@natalietran
I love you. Run away with me. We'll leave everything behind and become uber drivers.
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
This week's vid Stair Superiority Syndrome youtu.be/n-0H1ruc-b4 Sorry if you saw it already. Sorry if you're about to watch it.
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
I love when my fans interact with each other <3 twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
s, we are thinking of you. all of our love. pic.twitter.com/I08R687vJu
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve taken so many LinkedIn photos for friends I’m like the Annie Leibovitz of corporate appropriate profile pictures.
May 15th 2018
@natalietran
horrific twitter.com/guardian/statu…
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of Untitledasdasjdhakwuhauadw
October 11th 2016
@natalietran
Today I only ate 5 of my feelings
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
Despicable behaviour.I've received a lot of abuse on trains and it's important for people to stand up for each other twitter.com/abc730/status/…
February 17th 2017
@natalietran
Also, here's me and my buddy with peppa pig. We were both holding onto each other very tightly. pic.twitter.com/3aujWichFr
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually pine after clothing but I desperately want Jude Law's wardrobe in The Young Pope pic.twitter.com/IN6PzVDNGn
November 13th 2015
@natalietran
Want to scare someone? Next time they say, "let's catch up some time" reply with, "when? I'm free all the time." and just wait.
July 9th 2016
@natalietran
RT @FeralCrone : 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to a…
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
RT @DsSayed : Sentenced to death at 14, will be hung TOMORROW in #Pakistan, sign the petition against it: amnesty.org.au/action/action/… … #SaveShaf…
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
there were many moments making the next vid that made me think it was too weird to upload (hence the gap) this is one pic.twitter.com/qXaWK2Sb9L
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck pms. Today I've cried at a kid on a scooter because they were so cute, cried at sushi, and cried at a photo of a dog.
February 12th 2017
@natalietran
hmm.. "The One Nation of today is a very different beast to what it was 20 years ago..." Nope, same monster. abc.net.au/news/2017-02-1…
April 29th 2019
@natalietran
It's wrong to wish people ill but I find it disrespectful when I think I've woken up early, go outside, and see peo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry! I should add, if you're in a same sex relationship that also shares the white/asian dynamic in Sydney, I'd love to hear from you too
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
Same xoxo twitter.com/chrysnathemm/s…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'll never be in a Mission Impossible movie like I've always dreamed but I did drive home today while the petrol ga… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 21st 2016
@natalietran
Today I waited in line for a cupcake and hated the person I had let myself become
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
A moment of silence for all the tea I make then forget til it's cold. Please know somebody loved you.
January 4th 2015
@natalietran
Google, aren't we at a point where I can mash a few keys on the keyboard and you bring me the food I want in bed and tell a movie to watch?
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
I love watching teams of friends compete on reality tv. Since my chess app on facebook isn't working out I'd like t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 14th 2018
@natalietran
Watching some coming of age films is like watching scifi. Try being Asian and telling your mum you're going out.
August 14th 2019
@natalietran
Me: do you get- Manager: yes Me: a lot of people- Manager: yes Me: reference- Manager: The Wire Me: The Wire pic.twitter.com/mgPcsSvHKa
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
So many friends getting married overseas next year. Can't wait to disappoint them by accepting every. single. fucki… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Valentine's Day. If you haven't found your special someone don't worry, there's someone out there for *you* w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sarahinthesen8 : There is no government policy that can justify the abuse of children #LetThemStay mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-1…
April 19th 2016
@natalietran
I've never met parents who didn't go to Ikea on the weekend
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
RT @simoncurtis : Protect this child at all costs. He is the chosen one. pic.twitter.com/lUs4fjU03s
December 31st 2016
@natalietran
My New Year's Eve party is going OFF pic.twitter.com/AihqtZH1us
March 26th 2018
@natalietran
The way this ball tampering is taking over Aussie news is ridiculous. It's not an episode of The Bachelor.
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
It's rude when a friend makes fun of your car for having a cd player and then tries to skip the tracks to find anot… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 24th 2018
@natalietran
hey! It's Derek @veritasium on the desk tonight! twitter.com/theprojecttv/s…
January 17th 2019
@natalietran
Just found out my 3 year old niece is actually 2.
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
When does thinking you should have really learned how to skate because people in skate parks look happy, go away?
June 25th 2019
@natalietran
It's not finished yet and it's abstract, you judgemental feline overlord pic.twitter.com/b91ag113yb
March 13th 2017
@natalietran
What's the equivalent of a barber for women? Somewhere I can sit in a line with school kids and get my hair cut in 5 minutes?
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
Interesting kickstarter project: the @artiphon - a new instrument that replicates/combines a few traditional ones kickstarter.com/projects/artip…
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
Also, that silence that you hear from @TurnbullMalcolm about the #MuslimBan is actually a very loud statement. Don't ever forget that
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
oh my heart twitter.com/JalalT1/status…
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nashedgerton : Trailer for my little bro @joeledgerton1 ’s new film #boyerased youtu.be/-B71eyB_Onw
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Australia, you see how loud and angry the American public is over their treatment of refugees? Imagine when they he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Printer, nobody has this many problems. Just chill. Be positive.
May 13th 2015
@natalietran
About to leave again and for once, I think my cat will miss me pic.twitter.com/YsPJmWTwWP
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Got a walkie talkie! Over Look, you can do awkward pauses on this too. Over *pause* Over pic.twitter.com/UImQSmFZbA
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
Remember liquid paper?
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
New favourite genre of misunderstanding: When you and @mickyb273 are texting about 'Zelda' and one of you means Zel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 4th 2017
@natalietran
Walking in the rain is so romantic. When you’re watching it happen from inside.
January 10th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games until someone points out you’re being inappropriate and making them feel uncomfortable
October 2nd 2018
@natalietran
After having multiple friends use the term 'fuckboi' in conversation lately, I finally googled it. Shakespearean.
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Verified on twitter! I'm now a real person! I imagine this is exactly the same feeling as winning gold at the Olympics. Thanks @chrisledlin
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
had a conversation with a 9 year old outside a convenience store. She filmed herself dancing for a few seconds, to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine being the devil and having to spend at least an hour to do makeup to look like Peter Dutton every single morning
July 25th 2019
@natalietran
mother: can you believe this was on sale? me: yes pic.twitter.com/tSRyScS8gi
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @oypoolboy : food brand tweets about depression pic.twitter.com/095zkvLggg
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
shipping Ariana and Ari like nobody's business
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
a terrible tragedy that extremists use violence for their insane religious beliefs but it's WRONG to condemn religion. Okay.
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
brilliant twitter.com/mercedeslynz/s…
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
RT @KetanJ0 : Holy moly pic.twitter.com/sm2lwqZdhF
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
Strangely satisfying, editing footage of healthy people while you eat apple pie at 2am
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
Signs of getting older: #2442 You need to share a milkshake
August 13th 2019
@natalietran
dodgy doctor pic.twitter.com/BuxImy6WaE
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
Really looking forward to hitting puberty
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
sounds not so bad twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
To those who told me how grateful refugees in camps should be for the medical care we provide twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
January 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been hungover but I assume it's like opening your laptop and seeing the 1000000000 tabs you visited last night
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mrkocnnll : "When Steve Bannon was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind" reads, in all fairness, like a very solid opening…
April 27th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : It's easier for dog videos to go viral than Asian men so I called in an assist. My pilot airs TONIGHT 9PM @ABCTV https://t…
December 18th 2015
@natalietran
classy shop assistants don’t talk to you, you talk to them
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
salesperson: Do you use a night cream? me: No salesperson: An eye cream? me: No salesperson: You're really should.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Worried the vid I'm working on for today won't make sense to normal ppl. Have to run it past friends first. Preview: pic.twitter.com/31Uf23YOLa
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
ps if you see me around, come up and let's hug. I've wanted to hug every person I've seen today
March 5th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, spider. I don't kill you and you don't build webs on my desk at work. You know how cobwebs on your desk looks.
May 8th 2017
@natalietran
pfft. @RowanJones_ and I do that whenever our table gets called a restaurant twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I want to go to there #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/RLYU1gFdP7
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : Hey Sydney Twitter! My Sydney Comedy Fest run starts next week! I forgot to promote it, so now there are heaps of tix availa…
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @simonahac : #kidsoffnauru want to go to @AustraliaZoo ! after 5 boring years, a group of kids who’ve known nothing other than detention…
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
Teenage me watched the bbc pride and prejudice on repeat, ate kilos of chocolate, and researched acne cream. Adult me does this also.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Seriously though, hats off to all the cast and crew behind @GoodGameTV It's a real shame to see @ABCTV let this slip. Will be missed X
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
I’m so sick of being on the cover of magazines. Sorry, I meant pasta. I'm so sick of pasta.
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
But not good enough for a follow hey, @adambspencer ? No worries. I like hard to get pic.twitter.com/9HrAB3FkCh
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
The world needed a little happy news. They're all out! Congratulations and phenomenal respect to all those involved… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
never seen a dog in a car I don't immediately connect with on a spiritual level
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Sure sex is good but have you ever really wanted a tea and then found out you're carrying just the right amount of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
My next door neighbour is an elderly lady who calls me 'wonderful girl' because I offered her a lift once. Now I do… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
because I'm very punctual every Wednesday pic.twitter.com/j32UYLIcAW
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
To the family whose car I jumped in front of in the street and did a strange dance to, my apologies. I thought you… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
If your name wasn't picked (I'm sorry) you'll also be getting emails to let you know today and throughout the week.
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
wait, they're still arriving? What time does the Met thing start? Is it a dinner?
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
PS Tony has told us supporting people smugglers funds terrorism. Tony supports people smugglers. Therefore...
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Making a sign for a protest, got too excited and have now run out of space. Half an 'S' in and I knew the other S w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
always a fan of a @nashedgerton short. Check out Bear vimeo.com/channels/staff… great stuff
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to learn how to braid and then everybody I know is going to let me braid their hair.
September 13th 2017
@natalietran
I have so many bad things to say about religion and the fact that religion is being used as a wall to hide behind when voting No is so sad
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
I can't speak for others but I'm right
April 21st 2019
@natalietran
filling a dish and leaving it to soak in the sink is my equivalent of ghosting
May 28th 2017
@natalietran
My desperation turns me off
April 26th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to anyone affected by the earthquake in Nepal. Terrible news
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Pauline talking about same sex marriage being confusing for kids and minorities having too much power really suits… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
:( @JohnSafran just ignored my Strictly Ballroom gif. Listen to the rhythm, don't be scared
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
Rhys is great! Go see his show twitter.com/rhysnicholson/…
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Conversations about how not all protein powders taste terrible and you just have to find the right one, turn me on.
April 14th 2017
@natalietran
You make me want to be the kind of person who says they've got a book club.
December 15th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoyed the email saying "we know you love INDIAN food"
March 2nd 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The Wrong Level of Elevator Doom > youtu.be/y8Fp3rtP74I < Because people would prefer if you shot them pic.twitter.com/T3yYpzZGrS
December 13th 2016
@natalietran
Which store keeps selling religious preachers amps? Why do they never have audio troubles?
July 29th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever you're angry at someone, end the argument with 'You're fired!' even if they don't work for you. Just feels fantastic.
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
friend: Do you have a full length mirror? me: No. My reflection makes me want to punch the glass. Don't you want to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
tried to do the sneaky late follow back on instagram but @TroyKinne noticed... after I noticed how often he hinted… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @thomas_violence : I love little cultural differences, like how Americans are super offended by the word cunt but here in Australia we're…
June 8th 2017
@natalietran
No thanks, person who cares about me. I prefer to take all my advice from sponsored posts online.
December 20th 2017
@natalietran
You buy one wig and they never stop sending you wig catalogues
February 21st 2017
@natalietran
Ain't nothing like some good old human trafficking twitter.com/smh/status/833…
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @louistherouxbot : I'm in Egypt to meet Willow, a former spy turned fascist gymnast who believes Bono cursed their bloodline
March 31st 2019
@natalietran
Need to start doing more things so I have something to say when the hairdresser asks what I've been up to since last time.
June 17th 2019
@natalietran
RT @statelibrarynsw : Just ONE WEEK left to see the popular World Press Photo Exhibition. Our galleries are open until 8pm – Monday to Frida…
November 22nd 2015
@natalietran
I like to browse social media just long enough to hate myself
January 12th 2018
@natalietran
Partner had never seen Grease so we watched it together. He almost ruined it by continually asking if they were mea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 5th 2016
@natalietran
Is it worth finding locations used in the BBC Pride and Prejudice and pretending to be Elizabeth? I've been told I get to pick the itinerary
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
David Fox is my mood twitter.com/mip/status/105…
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
To the one percent of people who keep personal diaries and journals, please know this increases your chances of bei… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 12th 2016
@natalietran
10 Years! I got a wonderful surprise today! > youtu.be/f_lYioHJBlU < pic.twitter.com/zTcPdW6klw
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
I enjoy comparing a parent's love for their child with my love for my cat
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
RT @TaghiniaAmir : Guys on Manus are digging well to find water. #Australia wake up. #Australia people are dying in your name. @PeterDutton_…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die twitter.com/Twitter/status…
May 18th 2016
@natalietran
Just filming some last bits then editing then aussie upload times so new vid up later this afternoon!
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
Once every five years I think a juicer is a good idea
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Comp to give away #YTFF tickets if you haven't got them. You can enter here: goo.gl/forms/Z5RizlXx…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
5am: If you had just organised your week better, you wouldn't be doing work at this time me feeding 5am poison: shhhh
November 7th 2016
@natalietran
Blood not made of skittles
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
No, sorry. I don't think it's the political state of shit you're in. I really think it's extreme couponing that will be the silent killer.
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
If you say the right things to them they are pic.twitter.com/RnECxfsTGV
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
Imagine having a kid and that kid goes on The Bachelor
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
tickets for shawn mendes concert had this little 'gentle reminder' As someone who frequently skims things and rock… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RitaPanahi : Meanwhile, in Australia... pic.twitter.com/Pb3Dg5QBy2
December 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/nd7q94veWb
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
According to my cat, being loved and adored is very boring
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I even creeped outside the bennet home and breathed heavily. Just kidding, I masturbated softly. They didn't let p… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
me in my 20s: The world is full of adventures just waiting to start me in my 30s: Rob, can you microwave two minute noodles?
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Without being dramatic, I'd sell all of you for a tray of ripe australian mangoes
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is age or a sign that I'm a serial killer, but young people have such lovely skin
January 24th 2016
@natalietran
I love tv I love tv because this is a serious part of the show and nobody cared there was a giant puffin there. pic.twitter.com/FmMhgJxB6M
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
my friend Mike ( @mjhawley ) introduces me to the coolest people, including Joshua Bell Brain: don't say it, don't s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's exhausting pretending to exercise for a full 20 minutes
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
It say to all fans: If you’re not on the top, don’t bother. Don’t even try yourselves.
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
hah twitter.com/smh/status/104…
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : For everyone who (rightly) lamented how awful the postal survey was for LGBTIQ Australians, pls now think of First Nations p…
September 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < This week's vid if you missed it
June 11th 2015
@natalietran
headed back to NY. Any recs for a cheapish hotel with rooms big enough to film?* hard to film while travelling *filming with clothes on
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
It seems unreasonable how many people I know who have nicknames for their stepmothers that are excellent puns about being a gold digger
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I remember seeing one of Nash's shorts years ago and loving it so much. Now he's someone who is… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
A tad under the weather this week. Darn cold. Would it be ok if I uploaded snippets from my talk about Asians in Media instead?
January 31st 2016
@natalietran
Listen, GPS, we aren't all ballers. Avoid toll roads unless we're in the car with someone we need to impress.
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
come on, push up bra, I'm really counting on you to turn things around today
May 4th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid soon! pic.twitter.com/jl3e5MkjLN
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
congrats! twitter.com/Hannahgadsby/s…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
How big is the fine, Scott? I've got some savings and feel you're really limiting your potential. twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in New York and all I can think about is how many wig shops there are everywhere. Very excited.
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
no kidding this was going to happen theguardian.com/australia-news…
February 7th 2017
@natalietran
please destroy me
November 9th 2018
@natalietran
sick to death of celebrities using twitter to get octopuses named after them at their local aquarium twitter.com/Sethrogen/stat…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
Thoroughly enjoying the messages I'm getting from friends after they watch MI pic.twitter.com/KoJYBEVQoa
January 15th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! The YEP system. >> youtu.be/f5JVDUI81nk << Because pauses are for the devil
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
a woman stood next to me in the supermarket and we both looked at caramel popcorn for longer than sensible. I think she was my soulmate.
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
video chat with mum Mum: Can you see me? Me: yup! Can you see me? Mum: no Me: Oh, let me try again Mum: It's ok. I don't care if I see you
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Should they be apologising or saying 'You're welcome' theguardian.com/australia-news…
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Finally watched Slow West and loved it pic.twitter.com/30VMNC0eRc
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
The way people write on the internet has me shook?
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
GC, my bodyguard @timminchin is touring. He is proficient at music twitter.com/Ticketek_AU/st…
June 22nd 2017
@natalietran
The best way to be attractive to someone is to be kind, be yourself, respect them, and hang around them 24/7 until they agree to like you.
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
Disgusting. Also, people don't belong to you because of race. RT @NextShark Former Miss Germany Finalist Receives… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 10th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through rice, laundry powder, peanut butter, coconut cream, pasta, and some easter goodies for delivery W… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
it's good twitter.com/thomas_violenc…
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
"Dad, what kind of -" "Gelato cake" "... cake do you want"
March 18th 2015
@natalietran
'These women are not statistics' – deaths in Australia in 2015 gu.com/p/46cnd/stw
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
Really thought cults would be a bigger part of my life
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
uploading!* *aussie internet speeds apply pic.twitter.com/5vD4EUzi90
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
Happy Birthday to the lovely @JohnSafran ! I'm sorry, this is the most recent photo I have of you. Doesn't... sigh.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/auyzRgKjGm
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
fuck cats and how adorable they are
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
Life is uncertain but I do know that I will die with a hairband on my wrist
September 4th 2016
@natalietran
Happy Father's Day to all you now-very-sexy-because-of-my-age-and-stage-of-life fathers out there!
September 6th 2018
@natalietran
I'd prefer it if sexbots were more like humans. Instead of 'I'm lonely wanna chat?' it should be 'I'm insecure and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 14th 2016
@natalietran
I could make any man cry with my inability to decide what to eat
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
Yay @nashedgerton ! I first saw one of Nash's shorts years ago and loved it so much. Now he's not only someone to ad… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Has anyone here been to see the Morning Glory Clouds in Aus? What are they like to look at from the ground? Where did you go?
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
That time Will Smith provided a backing track when I wanted to kiss a wombat. See. Life is weird. pic.twitter.com/sIpUnfteHT
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
best day ever pic.twitter.com/lNPLte7FdJ
May 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Mormonger : Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Video stores make me so incredibly happy. Here, new releases, take all my money. Weeklies, you know you have my hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Had a truck come into my lane yesterday on the highway. The driver was incredibly condescending, threatening, and t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 6th 2015
@natalietran
Mum: what would dad like for father's day dinner? Me: hot chips Mum: no, for dinner Me: hot chips Mum: Nat Me: hot chips, woman!
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
One day I'm going to find whoever made the GIANT blade runner novelty cup my partner bought, and I will make them find a place to store it
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
For some reason @mickyb273 didn't reply? Where do you get drugs? pic.twitter.com/30Oft54JZB
April 6th 2018
@natalietran
pretty disappointed I haven’t been rescued by a fireman yet
September 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Good Photo Side >> youtu.be/F_UUjLu6mI0 << pic.twitter.com/beffXWjMJ6
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
You're right guys. He refused. pic.twitter.com/u7pilzmhUu
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry sorry poor reception here. I'm back Sunday but have work in the evening so can do Sunday til about four or Monday? It's so cold
November 18th 2015
@natalietran
uploading pic.twitter.com/hKxb4HfMbv
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! >> For People Who Skip Ads << youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c
July 21st 2019
@natalietran
Hope this email finds you miserable
August 30th 2018
@natalietran
My niece asked me if I was sad lately and if that was why I kept coming over. I smiled, hugged, her, and then gave… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
A headline serves a purpose. If you share articles online you surely understand the way these headlines are consume… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
Very into @Daniel_Sloss Would selflessly die at the end of a relationship with him.
August 25th 2018
@natalietran
I had no idea 'daggy dad' was a synonym for 'cowardly person who locks people up in offshore detention centres, inc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
Watching the @bluejays vs @mets! When I say watching, I mean shoving chips in my mouth pic.twitter.com/xmxWWXSRfa
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
I need to learn from the passive aggressiveness of telephone messages that say “did you know you can also head over to our website?”
November 16th 2018
@natalietran
cutie pic.twitter.com/XIvHj85QIU
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
It seems if you play one song on repeat for three hours, people working near you will get a little irritated?
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
Why? Idiots are often very confident twitter.com/couriermail/st…
April 4th 2016
@natalietran
Wow. You stare at someone for 40 minutes and wonder what they use in their hair and all of a sudden they think you're a weirdo. Wow
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Great article on Geordie Williamson twitter.com/theage/status/…
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
yup twitter.com/jasonsbatemans…
June 13th 2017
@natalietran
I'm so excited to share my upcoming project with you guys! I've been work- just kidding. I'm about to watch a zac efron movie.
August 27th 2015
@natalietran
Etsy- the casino of bride-to-bes
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Filming a vid for tomorrow. It's actually last year's xmas script. Are people are still talking about oscar selfies? pic.twitter.com/kqCJBBMVUP
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Finally twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
June 9th 2015
@natalietran
What awesomeness is this?! twitter.com/gtotters5/stat…
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @MikeCarlton01 : If the govt isn't into subsidising "lifestyle choices" maybe it could start taxing churches. abc.net.au/news/2015-03-1… via …
April 18th 2016
@natalietran
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Apology Video - Making Of youtu.be/Y4Xh2KBI4I0
January 12th 2016
@natalietran
Looking through old family photos with my dad and geez I was a sulky bastard teenager. Me: Dad, was I a dickhead? Dad: You were emotional.
March 14th 2017
@natalietran
People get so freaked out when you kiss them with your eyes open, especially when they don't know you.
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
In Amsterdam and so far it's delightful
April 30th 2018
@natalietran
some wattle 2am birthday celebrations with Sar x pic.twitter.com/4mPB8J7fVx
February 5th 2016
@natalietran
New trousers came today and yes, these will look exactly they way did on me as they did the model pic.twitter.com/QYJvpASeVo
April 27th 2017
@natalietran
Adults love a good dip and some crackers
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I hope Tony's mother is near the bar because she's Tony's mother
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
This. Best Friend by Rex Orange County open.spotify.com/track/47Bg6IrM…
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
glitter tattoos with my nieces is this how #coachella works? pic.twitter.com/BnHlr70PUA
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
This scene is ridiculously unbelievable. Who would wear a vest like that under a grey suit in 2018? fuck I'm so ex… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
animals aren't put on this planet to serve us but honestly, what is the point of having a cat if it won't go to the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The football team everyone wants to win. So incredible to watch the bravery and dedication to get these kids. Thank… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make some humans who like to wake up early, even on a Saturday Angel: You are one sick motherfucker
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
RT @jr_mooney : @natalietran Have you seen Orphan Black yet? It's just like your show except there really is one the next week.
June 3rd 2019
@natalietran
I get it. You order mineral water at restaurants. You're out of my league.
January 6th 2019
@natalietran
They cut before you can see but the black van that picks up Marie Kondo actually lifts off the ground and flies her back to her planet
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Only crazy people say things like "Look What You Made Me Do"
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/BqSGSHCJzJ
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
When people in romantic movies say lines like "I've never told anyone this before" it always makes me wonder what I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*shoves chips in mouth anxiously* #AUSPER
November 13th 2017
@natalietran
A stranger tried to help guide me while I reverse parked my car. I decided I would not trust his judgement but woul… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
We should wake up together
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Tim? I 100% believe this. twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
March 21st 2017
@natalietran
partner: so I can only buy you ethical, vegan underwear? me: yes. Sent you a list partner: very unromantic me: *whispering* so is cruelty
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
These were the trousers the model wore for today's shoot. They come up to my chest. pic.twitter.com/pkWC9bdjJI
December 7th 2015
@natalietran
I can check 'getting angry at good looking models on instagram' off my list for a few days
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't stop thinking about this dessert one restaurant serves only at lunch. Yesterday I called up and asked them to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks to @ScreenAustralia for sending me to @mip next week with awesome creators like @veritasium @nickboshier @ConnorVanV and @mychonny
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TheTweetOfGod : It’s #BlackFriday2018, so get out there and consume! Consume! It’s all life’s about and all you’re good for!
April 1st 2019
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : Tickets to the NY live show are moving quickly. Get your tickets now to avoid missing out! caveat.nyc/event/is-there…
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend peeled mandarins, separated the pieces, and put them into Tupperware for me for my drive home. I've never felt so loved
February 26th 2018
@natalietran
All I want is to write a successful Tony award winning musical and to own a luxury resort in New Zealand that is vo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for this question but anyone here know any vegan friendly shampoos/haircare in Sydney that refill bottles? I know, I'm lots of fun
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
I don't usually like to judge people on their racist, fear mongering, damaging publicity stunts, but Pauline Hanson is an arse clown.
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
producer: you're great me: Thanks but I'm not interested in that show. producer: why not? me: It's just not my jam.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Hankstopher, let's do it twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Today my neighbour caught me ducking behind a parked car trying to avoid him. Life is mean.
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
ooft my bad. Sorry. Didn't realise he thought of the name, had read her saying she was the owner. They had enough… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 22nd 2018
@natalietran
carry in case hoomans talk to you pic.twitter.com/V6SImpPp7y
January 13th 2019
@natalietran
if you can't beat them, force them twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
March 1st 2017
@natalietran
that was so stressful. Sorry, I can't figure out how to stream. Thank you for your support. I'm going to go back to being old now
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
thanks, guys. I thought snapchat was a video ghost used to sext but cool pic.twitter.com/mO13g9lX3L
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
called the tech support guy at work to come help me. His response was "I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING AT ONCE" indicating h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 9th 2016
@natalietran
Had a conversation with a kid that ended with them screaming, "It's NOT an EMOTICON. It's an EMOJI!" Fuck it. Going back to bed.
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
If my niece keeps asking me the definition of words, we're both going to realise how stupid I am pretty quickly
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. What's wrong with me? I can't tell if I keep refusing to accept something because it means 1. everyone else w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
my mum got sent a bouquet of flowers and is having a meltdown. She called and then started texting pic.twitter.com/ZFFIFkk5cS
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
I’m as happy as my online presence suggests
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
If 2018 was a bit of a let down, go somewhere quiet, close your eyes, reflect, and know you're the reason for that.
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Finally got to hang out with @LukeWMcGregor today and he's even nicer and funnier in real life. He was also very mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
How incredible is it that we get to exist under this beautiful sky? twitter.com/CSIROnews/stat…
September 28th 2018
@natalietran
current favourite picture pic.twitter.com/JWl3j1VDuP
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
casual photo we took on a beautiful walk in the mountains #blessed #messyhairdontcare pic.twitter.com/NWFNKOFIzM
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Will track down @Daniel_Sloss and ask him to marry me one day. @Daniel_Sloss and @PhilNWang great combo twitter.com/ComedyCentralU…
July 14th 2017
@natalietran
A girl at school had one of these and we all thought she was the coolest pic.twitter.com/Gmkcalycv4
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Jaydub77 : Just wrote, 5.23 this morning. pic.twitter.com/po6pJ5u6b6
June 21st 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! What Do People Do With Photos of Food? 》 youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q 《
April 23rd 2018
@natalietran
me: I really have to get out of here brain: me too
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
1. I fucking love my mum. 2. Whoever keeps sending her stuff from here, I will find you. 3. Pretty pumped she downl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Hot guy: Listen, I can’t solve your depression. Me: OMG would it HURT TO TRY
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
I thought about you this morning
June 27th 2016
@natalietran
I know it's just a flu but I've heard enough cat stories to know you're dying when a cat sits at the end of your bed pic.twitter.com/cGVkU1TOdx
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
For some reason the adolescent children of friends often tell me secrets that I know would shock their parents. The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 15th 2017
@natalietran
naww twitter.com/wongfupro/stat…
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
Every 3 years in the garden section of a shop, I think buying a hammock is going to solve all my problems
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
it almost feels the same I've got to stop myself from whispering your name
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
She may seem perfect, and gorgeous, and lovely You'll think she likes you I mean I thought she loved me -- I want t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! Indoor Plant Serial Killer > youtu.be/aY4upseb-aw < Retweet it, tattoo it on a child's forehead, explode pic.twitter.com/3L3tdhvytR
February 9th 2019
@natalietran
I've been dropping SO many hints about what I want for Valentine's Day. Really hope I pick up on them.
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Kickstarter, some people do the things they say they will.
May 15th 2015
@natalietran
had such a great first day at @eg today. Thanks for having me along again and can't wait for the rest of it!
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
writing something. Do you find it weird to read about video calls in books? If you read about twitter etc. in a sto… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
I think I'm ready to have a kid. I'm in my 30s, ridiculously in love, crippled by self doubt, paranoid, and worried it will cramp by tv time
February 1st 2019
@natalietran
the stress is real pic.twitter.com/emiFJk17JM
June 5th 2017
@natalietran
*adjusts pancake recipe for one serving*
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
I'm never mentally prepared enough for the complexities of a Lush soap
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
What Do People Do with Photos of Food? youtu.be/t5NmmdUbI3Q new vid if you missed #ratwater because that hashtag will definitely take off
August 21st 2016
@natalietran
Someone had to make these. Next time I get annoyed and think, "why am I doing this?" I'll remember this picture. twitter.com/UniversalPicsA…
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Tonight my friend showed me a Shawn Mendes clip. Holy crap he's beautiful. pic.twitter.com/Y0sJWPvc0J
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
new favourite merch from @ronnychieng pic.twitter.com/GpV1VH1Orw
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
re-gifting pic.twitter.com/P7qzcG1qdT
July 14th 2015
@natalietran
Sales assistant: What's your usual beauty routine? Me: Wash, tone, moisturise- serum for night time Truth: Soap and hope for the best
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
Thank god I sent a copy of my passport to Myspace because it had been so long I'd lost the password/email. Now I ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @dangolding : Shut it down. There'll never be a better actor interview than Mendo breaking down his career here youtube.com/watch?v=IpbcKz…
February 11th 2015
@natalietran
Gah. So sorry, I stayed up till 5 trying to edit it but this week's vid just didn't make any sense in the end :( I'll try again tomorrow!
May 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I want to feel the sun on my skin with you
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
eek! One of my best friend's show The Chefs Line launches tonights on SBS @ 6pm so please check it out! Looks great sbs.com.au/food/programs/…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Also, you know how terrible the health and education systems are in the US? Think about that when ours keep getting pushed that way.
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
please tell him to stay strong. This was a hard time for me when I experienced it but he is still loved <3 <3 twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
November 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Alex @Bballforeverfb has nailed the clap @SydneyKings #weruleasone pic.twitter.com/13XPg1DmXu
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
does she even appreciate what she's got, Scott? twitter.com/scottdools/sta…
August 27th 2014
@natalietran
New vid later today but if you haven't, why not check out Monday's vid Prank Calls >> youtube.com/watch?v=zYtV7k…
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
really want to become a pro athlete so that I an achieve something on the court/field then wink, kiss my hand, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 5th 2017
@natalietran
hopefully I'll scratch off all of my face
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
I am constantly waiting for everything to crumble
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
Yay! Got to be a guest on one of my favourite podcasts HOWEVER I would like to add the caveat that I don't think Hi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
massive hypocrite because I wrote some tweets about it but regret them and they're gone now, but let's not cause mo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
can finally tick 'watched a show at versailles about marie antoinette that heavily featured pyrotechnics including… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
Can we ditch flags and anthems already?
April 29th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really jump up and down on beds? I've tried. It's not that fun. 2/10
December 18th 2018
@natalietran
friend: When did you find out Santa wasn't real? me: When I was born to Asian parents
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
RT @FreyaHRLC : Let’s #ChangeThis. These kids and their families should have the chance to rebuild their lives in safety. Get behind our fun…
June 26th 2017
@natalietran
Don't let people make you feel bad about who you are. I don't and I have no friends now.
May 21st 2017
@natalietran
a kookaburra stole my biscuit
November 4th 2016
@natalietran
I found a plane NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
April 26th 2018
@natalietran
just found this old screen cap pic.twitter.com/FONI6U2RGx
July 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Quite annoyed that in arguments or moments of rage, I've never remembered to put a curse on someone while pointing angrily at the sky
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
new wig! I love wigs. I want all the wigs. write that on my grave pic.twitter.com/0EL2pI1Qnq
March 9th 2016
@natalietran
I even took a rest and just watched movies on other people's screens for a while. Anyhow, will try to film tomorrow! X
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
scariest episode of black mirror so far
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
You know how your parents are always saying ‘you work too hard’ and stuff? Me neither
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
No. I only know 5 secure words. pic.twitter.com/eEd0Z5KI7Z
January 25th 2019
@natalietran
Will be at the sydney march tomorrow, hope to see you there! Here's where they are around aus theguardian.com/australia-news…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
votes by terrified idiots impressed by this stunt > every terrible consequence that comes along with this kind of behaviour #borderforce
December 11th 2015
@natalietran
It's been tough pretending to know stuff about Star Wars. I know it's where I belong in society but I feel very fraudulent.
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
For all those polling booths who didn't have a BBQ, that's lazy and unaustralian. Bunnings can't support this nation by itself.
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Just sweated out 834789379287342098 calories getting up at 3am to buy BTS tickets in another country for my friend.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 15th 2019
@natalietran
Love hearts and fireworks for Bastille Day pic.twitter.com/KZqhes9uhu
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
hello, mooncake, you salacious, overpriced minx. Also, happy mid autumn festival to those celebrating. Eating moonc… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Thanks, bro pic.twitter.com/BVbm9uoQ5f
August 10th 2017
@natalietran
The idea that any of us have any say in the rights of gay people is ridiculous. Fuck it all but enrol and help aec.gov.au/enrol/
December 31st 2014
@natalietran
If being a cat lady were a job, if be a CEO
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran you trying to keep up with me when we walk down the street twitter.com/HiriartP/statu…
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
It blows my mind some people think hard work is what separates them from others. You're insane. Hard work is great.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Didn't fully comprehend what kind of person I was until dad bought be this shirt and I screamed 'I love it! pic.twitter.com/Lyl1u6VEFU
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think it's true that pets know when you are packing? I feel like my cat knows but also knows doesn't care. She might be happy?
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sure, I like lightweight makeup so long as it covers my entire face with a new one
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : Washington State Is Now the Only Place in America with Net Neutrality motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… via @motherboard
December 24th 2018
@natalietran
Bought myself a necklace for christmas and I cannot wait to see my face when I open it.
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
get Craig on your team. Well done. Such wonderful news twitter.com/Craig_Foster/s…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Houston tomorrow let’s hang out. twitter.com/rockefellersho…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Have watched this twice now. It's fantastic. If you're after a laugh twitter.com/natebargatze/s…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Watching neighbours through binoculars started off fun until I realised all apartments are filled with women eating leftover pizza at 3am
May 13th 2018
@natalietran
Happy mother's day to all the mums out there. My mum's been a blast. Highly recommend. 10/10 except when she tells… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
Concerned @SydneyKings will never know how much @Bballforeverfb and I contribute via approving applause pic.twitter.com/KAyUdWHRGo
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Reaproy : Hard to understand #Thai Immigration's heartless lack of concern for #Rahaf al-Qunan. Commissioner "Big Joke" says it's "fami…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Put some highlighter on my cheekbones. When do I become hot?
January 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Five year old niece wrote a song about having no friends. It made me so sad. Nobody is going to be her friend if she keeps this up :(
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
One of the movie tropes I understand the least is kids in high school being upset that they have to eat lunch alone… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2015
@natalietran
wonderful evening at @Concertgebouw and such a pleasure to get to hear the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra pic.twitter.com/CdmRBpgjVV
March 8th 2015
@natalietran
loving this guy, @RowanJones_ pic.twitter.com/l8CVwJiEPn
February 1st 2017
@natalietran
I have barely made a dent in my workload which means it’s time to online stalk couples who’s weddings I’ve filmed to see how they are
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Congrats to everyone involved in #CrazyRichAsians! Go see it! Going to scream every time @ronnychieng @HarryShumJr … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2015
@natalietran
I never regret clothes I was wearing 10 years ago because I’m still wearing them now
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
At the #papertowns premiere! Luckily no height difference between me and @caradelevingne pic.twitter.com/r99NGsSBz7
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
Today I saw a baby and started crying. Being a woman is great.
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
Accidentally sent this to a colleague instead of my best friend. People are kind. What a diplomatic reply. pic.twitter.com/Dks8DAZXO8
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
people are so easily threatened by really good looking people :( pic.twitter.com/vtbDkPg3Ga
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
My neighbour knows my name and I don't know theirs. The stress never goes away, kids.
November 19th 2018
@natalietran
I was 103 twitter.com/PlinketyPlink/…
May 18th 2018
@natalietran
inspirational quote
June 4th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever someone tells me a story about hooking up with someone I have so many questions. What was it like? Did the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @sydneymardigras : PASS THE BILL! Marriage equality now! Big rally planned for Sydney tomorrow at 1pm - see you there: https://t.co/oPIJ1…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
New life mission: To be in a Tom Cruise action movie. I could be a background extra, I can learn martial arts. Anything. How to do this
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I like to fall in love with every dog I pass in the street
February 20th 2015
@natalietran
I'll be replying to comments on my latest vid for the next 30 mins if you're around. Please be around.
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Not sure if this is a poor reflection of who I am but whenever a bookstore doesn’t have the book I want in stock I… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 18th 2018
@natalietran
me: how strong do you like your tea? person: strong. me, panicking: is this strong enough? person: stronger. me, s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 10th 2017
@natalietran
Call. Takes no time twitter.com/GhostTownGoldi…
March 20th 2019
@natalietran
woah twitter.com/WayThingWorks/…
June 3rd 2017
@natalietran
when I grow up I want to remember to defrost things
January 15th 2018
@natalietran
This whole Aziz Ansari thing makes me wonder WHAT is consent these days? If you can't keep hassling and pushing for… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
Taxi driver from Melbourne airport started saying how unfriendly Sydney people were and I don’t know why but I lied… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
When they say comfortable with Vietnamese I hope they mean comfortable living at home with your parents til you're… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
Don't know if it's the Indian food or the Indian food but I think I'm falling in love with the delivery guy
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
sure. Perhaps #AlwaysBeMyMaybe is a big deal because it's got asian leads etc. but THE DAD WAS HOT
April 21st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I make my bed I feel like I've eaten a healthy breakfast, done some yoga, and invented stuff
June 9th 2017
@natalietran
Would Hillary have fired you? I don't know. What do you think about not knowing. I. don't. know.
September 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @AlexGreenwich : Survey forms being sent out from tmrw. To win we need all supporters to return them with a big YES tick, and make sure f…
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
I've genuinely offered to kill people for my best friend. That is friendship.
April 5th 2018
@natalietran
still lost the game. By a lot pic.twitter.com/OZerLMmYeV
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
I'm so fucking tired of not having enough pictures of luxury resorts in my feed
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
hi! I'm doing better. After I posted that I wasn't doing great, friends and fam reached out and I know by now to ac… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
So excited to try @soylent ! It makes me feel like I'm in the future pic.twitter.com/Z6YV3zY10P
July 25th 2015
@natalietran
Mum got me a box of jumpers for my bday. Then said, " No share on Facebook " pic.twitter.com/odSwgSAK4H
February 5th 2019
@natalietran
Happy Lunar New Year you Gregorian losers!
April 4th 2015
@natalietran
Wow. I had such a fantastic night. Thank you so much to the AASA at @BrownUniversity for having me to talk. So wonderful to meet you all
March 15th 2017
@natalietran
vegans in Sydney, my awesome friends at @BellyBao now have an eggplant baoger on their Friday menu! food.theaureview.com/news/belly-bao…
December 25th 2016
@natalietran
Happy holidays! Hope you don't run out of conversation too quickly at your family gatherings
October 2nd 2016
@natalietran
GO big sporting event that's happening tonight! Do it! Do sports!
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Twitter really is a racist's kryptonite
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Night time walk in Terrigal. Same sky, same people pic.twitter.com/WQrcKXcMDr
June 25th 2016
@natalietran
RT @GoogleTrends : "What is the EU?" is the second top UK question on the EU since the #EURefResults were officially announced https://t.co/…
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
Not saying the ABC needs new people in charge but Play School once emailed then never wrote back.
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
me: I don’t need anyone in my life necklace clasp: WASSSUPPPPP
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @baeoflight : if you're supposedly a Yes voter and a single text message has you pissed...well fuck, idk what to tell you about WHAT IT'S…
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
RT @BenjaminJS : Anyone who woke up from a 2 year coma and was shown this picture would 100% think it was a new CBS sitcom. https://t.co/hsd…
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Yes, thank you for explaining Blade Runner is scifi. THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THIS. Where are the people who made the… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Heard @RowanJones_ CACKLING in the other room so I go in to see what he's laughing at. He bought a magazine years a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 13th 2015
@natalietran
too wonderful to get to meet some of you at @YouTubeFanFest ! Thanks so much for coming and to @Jenna_Marbles and @ConnorFranta for our seg x
June 1st 2018
@natalietran
It's always made me uncomfortable how similarly people treat being vegan to being religious. It's also a label. As… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to sexy dance for my cat at least once a day
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I feel like the moment I buy this, there will be no distinction between living my life and living THE life pic.twitter.com/Bhs97OzKPd
March 29th 2019
@natalietran
big love to your friend. Music is a nice way to soothe the heart for a little twitter.com/sezzzza/status…
August 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sending you the treatment now. Be prepared. This will make your streaming service VERY popular twitter.com/NetflixANZ/sta…
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
I like that if the world were taken over by zombies maybe a quarter of my friends would know what to do. All of us… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 19th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing beats ink on paper. Watching it dry and melt in to the page. It's magical how it morphs from sitting atop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 21st 2016
@natalietran
It's awful when hugs don't make people feel better. All you can do is let them cry while they say, "Stop touching me. I don't know you" :(
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @qkenihan : So after a year of planning my Podcast is live on iTunes. Listen and please subscribe here. itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the…
June 19th 2015
@natalietran
Thoughts to those affected by the awful *terrorist* attack in Charleston. What a reminder that racism has continued/will continue to breed
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Ah yes, the struggles of asians, people of the middle east, and mermaids twitter.com/pmadison89/sta…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
Just found a fantastic playlist of dads doing renovations around the house.
July 28th 2018
@natalietran
fuuuuuuuuuuuudging so excited could punch everyone twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : *spins wheel* Okay it’s going to be ...children ...who rely on income support ...who have autism! twitter.com/squigglyrick/s…
February 10th 2017
@natalietran
I'm here for you. Except if you're sad. That's a bummer.
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Don't worry. The diary is obviously fake. Asian women are hot as fuck. Trust me. I can't stop touching myself. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
June 29th 2017
@natalietran
my friends are troopers pic.twitter.com/1F6SQ8BuRd
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Men should tell you at the beginning of a date if they went through a thing where they were a DJ at parties. It's a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 21st 2018
@natalietran
person: do you think you'll make youtube videos again me: maybe. I don't know person: 10 years was a long time. I g… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
request for more SRugg mixes in future please twitter.com/sallyrugg/stat…
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
top twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Most of my teen years were spent watching Elvis movies and now I'm obsessed. See, mum and dad. Bad things happen when you stay at home too
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
email from mum, text from dad pic.twitter.com/tMUTWF3LKc
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make tea Angel: Done. God: Make it soothing Angel: Yasss Queen God: Make it delicious Angel: Loving it God… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hope you're well and happy! Happy holidays!
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
Please someone take me to this. You can have all my friends and my cat. I just want to watch Mission Impossible asap twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…
July 20th 2017
@natalietran
It’s so upsetting when celebrity couples break up and don’t call to tell me personally. I have to find out online like a complete stranger.
July 29th 2019
@natalietran
turn in to superhero franchise twitter.com/jennyyangtv/st…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Aren’t dreams incredible? Sometimes they’re so vivid it’s hard to differentiate between a dream and real life. Like… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 24th 2016
@natalietran
I now get why older people pull their socks up a bit higher. Even in shorts. It's because it feels good. It feels really good.
January 9th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the movie poster of them standing back to back twitter.com/washingtonpost…
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
movies really made me think I was going to slap and then immediately kiss a lot more people by now
September 12th 2018
@natalietran
Please go support gorgeous indie channel @anthonypadilla Really pleased to see the little push got youtube's atten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
aw guys, come on! How can you not know what video stores are? The amount of boys behind video store counters I've fallen in love with...
May 7th 2019
@natalietran
Add "egged" to the Australian Politics Wikipedia page
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
My favourite part of any Youtube tutorial is the part where I scream "IT DIDN'T WORK??" at the screen
August 10th 2019
@natalietran
I love seeing posters for lost cats. Your cat isn't lost, man. Cats don't get lost. Your cat left you.
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
LIES. Guys have HUGE backs. That and be a woman receiving a massage. It ends one way, buddy. You pay for it. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
gah so excited for @illyal tomorrow! <3
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's so hard to tell if someone likes you. When someone says the idea of being with you sounds like a nightmare, what does that mean?
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
whelp pic.twitter.com/Du0XAvNysz
June 6th 2015
@natalietran
On my way to see @IISuperwomanII take over the @Enmore_Theatre !
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @ChrisEvans : This is clearly an act of aggression. There are literally hundreds of photos to choose from. What did I ever do to you, Can…
June 10th 2016
@natalietran
Unfortunately the 17 hour long videos I make of my cat might not cut it but this sounds great if you have a short! twitter.com/MarkDuplass/st…
February 28th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been a religious person but I believe pic.twitter.com/0t9JrLxazR
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @TheAVClub : This man wanted to be on Ellen so bad he built his own set and hired an Ellen look-alike trib.al/0XzbAXx https://t.c…
January 30th 2017
@natalietran
I like this and know it's a joke about Trump... but I feel that card twitter.com/studioexec1/st…
December 4th 2016
@natalietran
I have the shoe collection of a much older, less mobile woman
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
I really hope Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio spend as much time googling my relationships as I did theirs
October 6th 2017
@natalietran
Is it OK if you can't relate to any memes or quotes about friendship?
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
PayPal is the friend you make check the house after you hear a noise
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Do people really enjoy taking baths? With candles and stuff? I just feel the panic of being in a room alone with m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We played a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 7th 2017
@natalietran
stickers are the currency of children
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
Harder to sneak into work conferences in hotels than movies would have you think
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
RT @Paul_Karp : John Hewson: "If Peter Dutton is the answer, you have to ask yourself what the hell is the question" #auspol
August 5th 2017
@natalietran
haha good work @wongfupro youtube.com/watch?v=ag1Iis…
March 8th 2017
@natalietran
75% of my evenings is spent trying to find the tv remote
December 26th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what a threesome feels like? Because it feels good pic.twitter.com/mOycWbE4Rb
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
shame on you @PeterDutton_MP @TurnbullMalcolm twitter.com/BehrouzBoochan…
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cancels tickets to toronto* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
July 5th 2017
@natalietran
Love yourself. Forgive yourself. Nobody else will because you’re gross.
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
Friend: Who’s going to drive while we’re in LA? I’ve never driven there before. Me: Don’t worry. I’ve driven there… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2019
@natalietran
"...49, 50," she panted as she forced herself to complete her set of push ups. Narrator: she didn't do 50.
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
It's irresponsible to put all your eggs in one basket but I swear, if I could just get my back cracked once, REALLY… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Try eating an apple and not looking like a smug son of a bitch who knows a thing or two
January 2nd 2016
@natalietran
I just realised I'm an adult with money and can buy any outfit I want from one of Britney Spears's music video. 2016, you're gonna be great
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
That previous tweet was a joke but now it's not. I might start this. I might put everything I own into this.
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
Don't trust people who use speakerphone. Everybody should have secrets.
December 9th 2016
@natalietran
currently listening to music a much more attractive person would listen to while they get ready to go out
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
Wearing Ao dai...s? Ao dais? What's the plural? pic.twitter.com/podQDWeHsw
February 19th 2018
@natalietran
Come on, cat. Let's lie in bed and listen to this audiobook together. They're about to hook up. I'm excited.
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
I'm a very unfashionable person but I really admire the confidence of those who confidently wore amazingly out ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
really thought I’d have met a vampire by now
August 6th 2019
@natalietran
pest control man comes to house and takes off shoes before coming in. Me: This is a TOP person who deserves ALL the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
Do you ever lie in bed and get so excited because you're great in bed?
April 12th 2019
@natalietran
wild twitter.com/ZonePhysics/st…
February 25th 2015
@natalietran
How do I bring home a million hazelnut stroopwafels? Amsterdam, I might have to move here. pic.twitter.com/kR2hKqc5fZ
March 30th 2018
@natalietran
Now a Rugby League fan
August 25th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I'll be eating my 3rd toasted sandwich for the day and remember when I'd yell at mum because I didn't want whatever she'd cooked
October 27th 2018
@natalietran
My parents constantly tell me that things can be taken from you at any point in your life- they fled their home cou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Great job @Socceroos ! #DENAUS
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Come on, new shirt. Make me feel better about myself. Change everything.
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
me: dad, what would you do? dad: no matter what you do in life, every sheet of paper will get creased me: that’s… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Woot @johngreen Can't wait. @PaperTownsMovie pic.twitter.com/Dnf7HNWdSh
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
naw. I remember someone once gave me a picture of Gary to sign. Classy, classy move twitter.com/truthhunter19/…
August 19th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/NV0zn8YVTAM << Why Jigsaw Photos Are Boring pic.twitter.com/yB175tceOa
September 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I understand disliking the idea of influencers but be consistent. Hate all celebrity. That makes sense. Otherwise why are you really upset?
October 12th 2017
@natalietran
I could be friends with anyone else sitting in a carpark eating food from drive thru
June 13th 2015
@natalietran
on a plane doing my insane antibacterial wipe down routine when I hear someone ask if I'm communitychannel. Awesome pic.twitter.com/0gQC7Ps2HF
February 21st 2018
@natalietran
Microsoft Publisher thought we were much better, humbler, more DIY people than we turned out to be.
December 15th 2014
@natalietran
Yo! #p4a's indiegogo is open and you should check it out igg.me/at/p4a2014 Cool perks for a great cause. I've signed some stuff too! X
August 7th 2018
@natalietran
INT. OFFICE. CLEARLY AFTERNOON. The phone rings. Natalie, 32, meant to be working, ignores the call. Credits.
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
1. I still wear all these clothes 2. mangoes twitter.com/tmth421/status…
November 10th 2018
@natalietran
My youngest niece always accepts food like she's just been proposed to with a gigantic diamond ring pic.twitter.com/Drjp229lF9
July 7th 2017
@natalietran
In case you missed it, tomorrow is @zedtown in Syd - a huge zombie nerf war my amazing friend Andrew is running!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
I mean, she's pretty if you're in to that sort of cliche pretty twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
Woot! Congratulations to all the Aussies of the year! Absolute champs youtu.be/JCexpqCw5MI #sponsored #imstilljennyfromtheblock
March 10th 2018
@natalietran
Eek loved watching Iris as Arya on the new season of #LoveOnNetflix Beautiful acting
January 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come join us for some slow tv sexiness in fifteen facebook.com/SBSAustralia/
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Always greet your non engaged couple friends with "Congratulations! I hear you got engaged!" They hate it.
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
ps the video is about jigsaws so it has to go viral
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Hi. I love you.
November 5th 2018
@natalietran
nature is stupendous twitter.com/buitengebieden…
November 26th 2017
@natalietran
At some point in the future I’ll remember that fork in the road where I chose not to learn what bitcoin was and how… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
I've never done drugs but I imagine the relief you get is similar to what I feel when @SylvanianUK tweets these abs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 2nd 2019
@natalietran
Someone just mentioned rice pudding and I had no idea what it was so googled it. What kind of sick debauchery is this? Leave rice alone!
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
No. This IS my first rodeo.
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
desperately need to see more photos of couple friends proud of how they look at other people's weddings
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Gosh I forgot how much I liked this playlist we all put together! So many songs I discovered! Yes! Let's do one soo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
oh, Scott, we have to intro you to some more aussies. But really, @ABCTV , renew @tonightly twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
February 19th 2019
@natalietran
yessssssssssssss twitter.com/thecure/status…
August 29th 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It has been seven years and the cat still hates me
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
can't wait twitter.com/THR/status/109…
March 28th 2015
@natalietran
new vid: TV Binge Hangover >> youtu.be/kS-5SNNacKY << RT if you feels
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
can't wait @nazeem_hussain ! twitter.com/Channel7/statu…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Someone's 11 year old kid told me she's kissed 9 people. That's almost double my number.
March 21st 2018
@natalietran
#2012vs2018 slightly longer hair but the same pic.twitter.com/K5D6ukEYCw
January 30th 2018
@natalietran
The lady at the art store said she watched me park my car out the back and then walk the long way around to enter t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 6th 2018
@natalietran
Don’t need to do an escape room, thanks. Can’t find anything in my own room already.
September 14th 2015
@natalietran
You know your political leaders don't have it together when they don't immediately update their Twitter bios twitter bio or it didn't happen
November 6th 2016
@natalietran
Have doctor apt tomorrow and am genuinely scared she's going to tell me my blood test came back and my blood is made up entirely of skittles
February 23rd 2018
@natalietran
me: I really feel like things are way more under control doctor: I'd like to see you next week me: :( doctor: :| m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 12th 2017
@natalietran
Doctor: any side effects? Me: I've lost my appetite Doctor: what are you eating? Me: I've had pancakes every mornin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 15th 2015
@natalietran
whenever the music from Miss Saigon comes on my playlist, I get really upset as though I lived that life and I'm Kim. Then I remember no
April 7th 2017
@natalietran
Automatic Out of Office emails are strange. If I had one it would just say "CYA L8R SUCKA. If this is urgent please email emma@office.com"
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
just... twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
have been so in to Ancient Egypt lately and keep trying to steer conversation towards it to no avail. friend: Can y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Hateful attack. So much sorrow and love for the families and friends of those killed in Istanbul.
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
man, people really expect you to be able to draw or something when you ask if they'll pose for you for an hour
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Just checked in to a gorgeous room with a view. Don't worry, closed the curtains immediately. This isn't some house party rave.
August 10th 2015
@natalietran
15% of today was spent hoping people didn't notice my glasses were fogged
December 25th 2018
@natalietran
never been to watch the fireworks in Sydney, where's a good place to watch them?
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
Love how my face fits so good in your neck
April 12th 2017
@natalietran
This morning my partner told me I was talking in my sleep in an Irish accent. All the Irish gangster dreams came flooding back.
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Hopefully tonight my dream is better than the blockbuster served last night in which I decided I'd place my order f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Aw, so many awesome birthdays this week. Happy birthday @chrisculvenor ! One of the funniest people out there. Had t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Person: what's your favourite colour? Me: green Blue: you motherfucking traitor
January 4th 2016
@natalietran
I wish you could actually change the worldwide trends by clicking "change" Especially when they're these pic.twitter.com/zbgViwrgrf
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
This is not being patriotic. Australia is not Yours to Reclaim We need a new Australian flag that racists don't use. pic.twitter.com/AEluM4bLBV
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
RT @misschutuckshop : Help save misschu Ok - so just a little reminder of what’s happened thus far: - I created a brand in 2007 to... http…
September 13th 2018
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
September 12th 2017
@natalietran
I keep having to reassure my mother that I'm ok but I also really enjoy her cooking me lunches lately.
February 4th 2018
@natalietran
come on, guys! Let's see if we can get this video up to 2 likes!!!!
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
thanks, dad pic.twitter.com/qWxethE8w4
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
First impressions can be wrong but the man waiting in the checkout line in front of me has a basket with just lollies so I think I'm in love
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
rosberg!
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Twice? Sounds terribly irresponsible. I'm incredibly picky so somewhere nice. Pancakes in the morning. Assuming I'll be ravenous, yes? Ttx
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
I don't know what time travel is like but I have missed a step while walking down stairs and that's some crazy shit
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Also I lost a key to a postbox 10 years ago and was too scared to tell them. It eats at me every day. I wish I were joking
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Here's something I learned from Ladbible
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
hmm... theguardian.com/australia-news…
September 9th 2016
@natalietran
hey! Sorry still editing but there will be a new vid today! pic.twitter.com/2vTLjzkDqQ
October 1st 2018
@natalietran
sure sex is great but have you ever killed someone after seeking revenge for 18 years?
November 2nd 2016
@natalietran
black mirror pitch: It's 2065. Someone figures out how to hang up Skype calls without the awkward 5 seconds looking for the hang up button
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Thanks, folks. A lot of that stuff is pvc leather and I'm trying to avoid that but cheers for the feedback!
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
<3 @RowanJones_ and our nieces having some fun pic.twitter.com/Wt83QiDUn8
December 1st 2018
@natalietran
I am young and know what this means... instagram.com/p/Bq1sM3IBbbi/…
May 1st 2018
@natalietran
Let's do what Mary and Joseph did Without the kid
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
Today I saw two school kids kissing. I freaked out and shouted out “stop!” They did. ⁰Being an adult rocks.
May 27th 2018
@natalietran
Whatever the rest of their story was the first few seconds of this, when the camera catches Daniel watching Jacquel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adambspencer : This will be a cracking watch; New film @vitamaniamovie about the science of vitamins #vitamania: youtu.be/GpcUHAlBpnI
February 25th 2017
@natalietran
Justin Trudeau is that friend your partner will eventually leave you for. You suspect Justin's secretly evil. He must be.
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
watched a video today where a photographer was showing how he touched up his photos. He hovered his mouse over the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
Some days I want to let my hair down and just enjoy being amazing
December 16th 2014
@natalietran
My thoughts are with those involved and affected by what's happened in Sydney. All we can do now is unite, heal, and continue to defy evil
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
must stop imagining friendships
May 10th 2019
@natalietran
my mother called me up and told me she wants swimming caps for her birthday BUT they MUST be from ebay and MUST be… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
I'm going to make my own Asian coming of age movie: "Mum, can I go to my frie-" "HOW DARE YOU HAVE FRIENDS. DID I C… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
Just saw @MissSaigonUK . Too many feels. Was wonderful to finally get to see Tamsin on stage! pic.twitter.com/dJ39UJlgi3
January 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Sample of a song I wrote. It's called: Editing cc: @LukeKorns pic.twitter.com/upgrZDjaH2
June 4th 2019
@natalietran
RT @_youhadonejob1 : I hope they realize she can move in any direction. pic.twitter.com/I4N7M3jpsU
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
*Wakes up. Puts on human disguise* Here we go again.
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
stay safe, melbourne x
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
September 20th 2016
@natalietran
"Hello, I think my contract is about to end and my phone is breaking. Can I update?" "Your contracted ended 3 years ago"
January 5th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/2PsZ4tPDmw
July 26th 2019
@natalietran
Scott's face after realising I have no shame and will just continually eat on camera pic.twitter.com/GGYaoGRuEe
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
If heaven is anything like iCloud, I will not know the password to get in
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
New favourite hobby: Buying people better presents than their partners
March 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @adilray : Those who point fingers of blame to Muslims and immigrants and those that prop them up as columnists, pundits or programme gue…
March 26th 2017
@natalietran
RT @FightLoudly : @natalietran this is the petition to stop Saeed's deportation #SaveSaeed change.org/p/qantas-emira…
May 11th 2016
@natalietran
Nauru refugee dies of suspected heart failure smh.com.au/federal-politi… via @smh
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
You don't negotiate your borders, you negotiate your humanity twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
A year 12 kid stood up for me on the train. I almost slapped his beautiful, young, needing to be made a man face.
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I guess I'm watching Elvis Impersonator videos tonight. Cool cool
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
*intermission of happiness in your feed* Marinate for a while in the thought that humans are made of stardust
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
I’ve been an atrocious and undeserving partner but tonight @RowanJones_ is going to a musical without me so I’m calling it even from now on.
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BrigidWD : while Australians love to remind Americans that our gun control measures are way ahead of theirs, we should also tell them th…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
You can’t apply lip balm without looking like a jerk
June 1st 2017
@natalietran
Let's flatter each other stupid
January 17th 2017
@natalietran
I feel so sick but all I’ve eaten today is ice cream
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
:( cats pic.twitter.com/maYBfrTp81
May 9th 2019
@natalietran
I adore how my cat tries to tell me she wants food. No kidding, buddy. I don't think you're coming over because you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, facebook memories. Good to know my Friday nights have always been wild pic.twitter.com/typh8z7SET
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Such a sad loss. Quentin was an inspirational person who immediately showed you what patience and perseverance actu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @JamesMelville : Best newspaper correction ever. pic.twitter.com/VzllYW7wBX
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
New Video! How Weather Reports Should Be >> youtu.be/LCdurZlMH3g << pic.twitter.com/THy7f6DbMj
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
Thanks for the poems! Can't wait to absorb all your feelings
November 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @nprscottsimon : I can’t find my old friend Luc Longley on Twitter. Could Aussie friends let him know that we have his old game shoe, and…
October 31st 2017
@natalietran
would not be betting on this team in Amazing Race twitter.com/smh/status/925…
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
Don't trust sisters who get along. It's unnatural
October 26th 2016
@natalietran
amazing <3 twitter.com/guavajagular/s…
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Why do birds suddenly appear every time chips are near? Just like me they long to be close to youuuuu pic.twitter.com/vgdiynii6M
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
1. Nailed it 2. Need to exercise pic.twitter.com/dOWLypoPZH
October 8th 2015
@natalietran
Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
In lieu of a vid enjoy this notification I got for my last one. I think the exclamation mark is a little harsh pic.twitter.com/6sSp7EG2fB
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
I was funny? The greatest trick the devil/politicians ever pulled was the politicising of human rights. twitter.com/WALSTGUY/statu…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng : Fairfield, CT I’m headlining 2 shows at @FairfieldComedy this Saturday May 26 7PM&9PM pic.twitter.com/ncUwpxRanc
March 9th 2017
@natalietran
Go on, be that person who uses the word ‘whom’
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
my mother makes me work for it and I respect that about her pic.twitter.com/gJ15lgk1tD
June 16th 2015
@natalietran
When you hit "NEXT" one too many times on a site, get confused and think, "but this isn't a picture of 10 Child Stars Who Grew Up To Be Hot"
December 19th 2017
@natalietran
The faith my GPS has when it comes to thinking I can turn right onto a main road at this time of day is ridiculous.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
give me some songs to fall in love to
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Nice catch up with @ChrisNewport last night until I discovered he got a new phone. One minute it's all 'blackberry… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Last night I was at the airport checking my gate when a man came up and said "look at you, standing here all by you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 14th 2018
@natalietran
happy vday pic.twitter.com/dYwPNmurOQ
August 20th 2015
@natalietran
Poor man but what a legend for refusing. Beheaded Syrian scholar refused to lead Isis to hidden Palmyra antiquities gu.com/p/4bj9d/stw
March 14th 2016
@natalietran
90% of any time I spend overseas is spent figuring out how to turn taps on
March 16th 2019
@natalietran
The reason our government and media so successfully play on fear, racism, and hate is because we’re broken. Obvious… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2019
@natalietran
Haven't met a pull door I haven't pushed
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
Imagine what you think of Thai people if you can only think of Thailand as a place to live as a white person if you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : I hope everyone’s having a happy Sunday! Now take a moment to think about the thousands of low paid Australian workers in…
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries New Vid >> youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 << Like you wouldn't be tempted pic.twitter.com/zOqOpRKAPY
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
You can do better. He doesn't deserve you. He didn't even come outside and ask who you were and why you were always following him home.
January 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Being English like a boss. Had afternoon tea at @ClaridgesHotel . Tempted to do it again pic.twitter.com/fQoW1qPJPY
December 19th 2018
@natalietran
. @markpollard is great. So happy to have met him. During a low time he made things much better and in good times he… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
When people compliment me I want to punch them in the face
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
Cannot move bed frame back. Will have to sleep in living room forever
January 1st 2018
@natalietran
Happy new year- may it be filled with love pic.twitter.com/IXrYqoHI4g
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Going to a grocery store that isn't the one you normally go to is wild. They keep their bread here?! This is where the produce usually is!
June 17th 2018
@natalietran
I've been such an utter and abhorrent idiot the past couple of months. Anyone I talked to tried to warn me too so n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is waking up and seeing the light from the sun forcing its way in around the edges of the blinds.
July 20th 2018
@natalietran
So sorry I didn't get back to your email sooner, I really didn't want to.
February 9th 2018
@natalietran
This morning I forgot to check Facebook and am now feeling a huge hole usually filled by videos of giant disgusting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
Great poker face pic.twitter.com/PNGbgkMagN
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Ok, you devil cat. I'll stop spying on you in the dark on a webcam I was hoping you didn't notice pic.twitter.com/r3yjFB65ti
October 13th 2018
@natalietran
1. ... Astrid's were more expensive 2. How often do people actually buy jewellery for their partners? twitter.com/fmtoday/status…
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Peter Dutton does not deserve even the worst of adjectives to describe him as a person. Australia is a country full… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
come here
July 10th 2016
@natalietran
"Going through a breakup?" "Nope. This is just what I eat."
January 12th 2015
@natalietran
One day I plan on hitting that "end" key on my keyboard. One day. When I know what it does.
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Man, decorative pillows just don't want you to share the bed with them
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can't get over these Hemingway and Dietrich letters... and they weren't even lovers. “What do you really want to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 21st 2018
@natalietran
How wonderful was @troyesivan on @nbcsnl ! <3 youtube.com/watch?v=C59j0R…
July 30th 2015
@natalietran
Enjoyed the openness of @jodiefox 's new vid on work life balance youtu.be/OjnjUJwOqrc This year I committed to family time so feel this x
August 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Please don’t leave me alone with my thoughts Netflix: What? Me: Nothing. All good. I’m fine
February 10th 2018
@natalietran
everyone should get a Jim Halpert
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
Getting older is crying when someone gives you their spot in a line because it's the only recognition you've had in years
January 16th 2018
@natalietran
My dad hasn't phoned me to ask me what the Google painting app is yet so this week's off to a great start!
May 13th 2017
@natalietran
Instagram makes me feel like humans are just mannequins for brands.
November 16th 2016
@natalietran
I guess stock photos of people building a wall weren't good enough? twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…
July 20th 2015
@natalietran
I've been helping @jodiefox start her own youtube channel if you're keen to check it out youtube.com/jodiefox Entrapenesuuuooer superstar
June 10th 2018
@natalietran
mum asked me for proof I'm taking the vitamins she bought me and that I "keep in mouth" as though she suspects I'm… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
My submission for ABC job 5 step plan 1. Bring back Babar 2. Panel show discussing Babar and class systems 3. Brin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
gosh I love mornings in Terrigal pic.twitter.com/7NC236sYYf
October 8th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/WuH8DGwXrH
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I was in high school, I bought my first record- One Fine Day by The Chiffons. I'd sing it and think about my crush. I remained a virgin
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
omg same twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
Love that magazines make video content of Victoria's Secret models showing you their make up routine. I don't need… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
and then they bring me you
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
palpable
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
RT @scottdools : If the person who came up with this lost their job at Burger King, they have a job for life as an FM radio content director…
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
sales assistant: is there something you’re looking for in particular? me, pointing at my chest: something to fill t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
"In the value of value How can we be a nation unless we feel things" love this twitter.com/ABCArts/status…
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
There’s nothing more humbling than having to take your shirt off
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
Pure bliss. @Vegemite on toast and had a lamington with tea. I've missed you, Australia
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
putting your cold feet on somebody is a top 5 power move
August 8th 2019
@natalietran
excellent day involving vg afternoon tea followed by some new piercings. Like all excellent days. pic.twitter.com/Ov9KZmBsZb
July 2nd 2016
@natalietran
To those who drew a penis on their ballots and are proud of it, you're a waste of time. People fight to be able to vote. You're a waste.
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
The fragility is offensive twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Two wrongs don't make a right but it feels better than thinking about it forever and dying wishing you'd told that bitch to go jump.
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair that people like Nick Cave are touched by love and then produce incredible songs like Into My Arms… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 25th 2017
@natalietran
I've never loved anyone enough to pay for airport parking. Kerbside pick up for all of you.
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
going through old notes on my computer and either this is a terrible summary of Sliding Doors or 2015 me didn't kno… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
only cowards have safe words
June 18th 2017
@natalietran
Jackie Chan and LeMans
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
how wonderful! twitter.com/statelibraryns…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
Every 4 years I think a juice maker is going to be the start of a whole new me
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/MrSimonTaylor/…
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Peter Dutton, you are a disgusting person. Shame on you
February 15th 2018
@natalietran
I place all important information in the fridge vegetable drawer of my brain
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
I do it constantly but am sad to announce that people no longer get Avatar sex scene references when you drop them into conversation
December 29th 2017
@natalietran
one day I'll have a family and we'll put ourselves on a christmas card and send it to you so you will have to think… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Ok. That's it. I've put off not being tall and gorgeous for long enough.
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
It's unfair how little you guys trust me. Do you know how many fathers I have come up to me and grill me, asking me… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 22nd 2016
@natalietran
First love is fun and all but you lose a lot of cds and books in the end.
February 19th 2017
@natalietran
romantic comedies have given me false expectations of how many men wear v-neck knits
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
happy book week! youngest niece did her first book week dress up and asked why my sister didn't also make her the c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 28th 2018
@natalietran
Whenever I wake up and my hot water bottle is cold I hug it, just so it knows I'm in this for the long term.
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
Hairdresser: What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Nothing, ok? Every time nothing
November 6th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had tea with someone who I was a fan of. In the middle of tea we were screaming at each other and decided w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
A true friend is someone who is brave enough to buy this book in person for you. @tim_dunlop you legend pic.twitter.com/ld6SnyjEq1
July 23rd 2017
@natalietran
humans
April 17th 2016
@natalietran
Quick little video! This one's for my new niece >> youtu.be/TZKU8a_gWFY << You Can't Name The Baby That pic.twitter.com/GeZLRwAHQh
October 10th 2018
@natalietran
well I just fell in love twitter.com/Thatwasmymom/s…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Nash is my best friend " @nashedgerton : @natalietran @GreatDebates69 @helytimes @DaveKingThing I knew it."
June 30th 2017
@natalietran
I burn 65423687442225412694 calories whenever I'm made to wait in a car parked illegally
October 26th 2015
@natalietran
Just watched Arms and The Man. Great performances. Good laughs. Recommend @SydneyTheatreCo pic.twitter.com/NQ9sb7sTQh
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
RT @malonebarry : Well done to the Guardian for leading with Somalia this morning. Clear it should be the biggest story in the world. https:…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine the existential crisis you would suffer daily as the assistant of a celebrity like this twitter.com/KimKardashian/…
July 18th 2017
@natalietran
congrats to the boys from @SUPERWOG1 twitter.com/ScreenAustrali…
March 11th 2017
@natalietran
Tell an angry person they have a voice like silk
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
This survey was a joke, should never have happened, and caused a lot of pain. SO IN YOUR FACE, ALL YOU NO FUCKERS #MarriageEquality
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
My parents told me I had to see something. 'It's very important!' they insisted. They bought me another cat jumper pic.twitter.com/12ez4kWTC0
August 23rd 2017
@natalietran
currently eating old cake while editing photos of models
May 5th 2018
@natalietran
Just saw Anh Do's show. Great show but I really need someone to tell him Auburn is great. Hashtag auburn kid for lyf
October 4th 2018
@natalietran
Some variation of socialism that doesn't make people so angry/scared. Who doesn't want things like universal health… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
sorry, that's annoying. I don't know why I wrote 'stay tuned' you get what I meant. It would be nice if you joined. I'll stop
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Being great is exhausting
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
New Video! >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/pyfwCJk73E
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
Today someone asked me if I had a lighter and for some reason, I did. It felt VERY gangster.
June 16th 2018
@natalietran
:( smh.com.au/politics/feder…
June 20th 2015
@natalietran
Guards at Nauru paid for and taped sex with refugees – former case manager gu.com/p/4avjg/stw
November 26th 2015
@natalietran
If I were a superhero my power would be eating things well past their use-by date. Waits for Netflix to offer a deal for this idea
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Did I tell you guys I actually visited spots form the miniseries when I was in England? When I die, please release… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 11th 2015
@natalietran
can't wait to bootleg it! twitter.com/Julz149/status…
April 27th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. I randomly message poor @ronnychieng every now and then out of nowhere with excitement about this movie. twitter.com/Fandango/statu…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wine and ink pic.twitter.com/9BimefwwPP
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Seeking asylum isn't a crime. There is no difference between you and someone looking for safety except pure fucking luck.
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry guys, been guilty of making a monumental series of poor decisions lately. The idea of editing a video with my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 9th 2016
@natalietran
(I love seeing aussies asking how americans can support a racist and bigot)
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
This headline has a bigger twist than The Sixth Sense twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
The bravery and efforts of everyone involved... incredible twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
terribly sad twitter.com/CNN/status/100…
August 9th 2019
@natalietran
ohmygosh it's here! Trailer for Mr. Inbetween S2 and look how hot it is!!!! youtube.com/watch?v=5S8oQu…
October 17th 2017
@natalietran
Owning a drone has really helped me feel even better at being bad at being cool
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
ya'll are fantastic twitter.com/StrikeClimate/…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
So so good pic.twitter.com/RwYvRuj1Tp
September 10th 2015
@natalietran
If Ordinary People Filmed Nature Documentaries youtu.be/4EELHA-UGG4 here's a snippet amp.twimg.com/v/a76f1e8e-0a0…
July 30th 2019
@natalietran
If you take photos where you're looking over your shoulder at the camera, you're a hot person. That shit is insane
November 6th 2015
@natalietran
New Video! Must Contain One Uppercase Letter Watch it here > youtu.be/4KwdwBvb4mQ < pic.twitter.com/45iYhtYDtm
March 19th 2017
@natalietran
I don't remember lemmings being this emotional. How did I play this as a child? NO.
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
how much is to hire a skywriter? I have the sudden urge to hire one
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
If you're in Sydney, there's a Detention Harms Health Medical Student March - Saturday, April 7, 2018 12:00 PM Hyde Park, Sydney.
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
I like it too much Move over darling pic.twitter.com/Ebw29FxGH7
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @AngusGrigg : How does a company with no experience, registered to a beach shack, win contracts worth $423 million on Manus Island? Turns…
April 12th 2018
@natalietran
man, really need to fire my joke writer
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
everyone on twitter is going to hell so we might as well get to know each other
June 20th 2018
@natalietran
Well done! xx You're wonderful, @Kon__K Sometimes it's easy to feel overwhelmed with the awful things going on but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 21st 2015
@natalietran
touching visit to Bastogne and the war museum today and then ending the night in Luxembourg pic.twitter.com/Vhr3NvbTzq
December 16th 2018
@natalietran
Last night in my dreams I untangled headphones and then tried to decipher a parking sign. Where did the limitless w… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
come here.
December 6th 2018
@natalietran
Subtle Asian Traits
March 16th 2016
@natalietran
Awkward Photo Hands >> youtu.be/xhUEcAIhJ5U << For anybody who doesn't know what to do with their hands in photos pic.twitter.com/2ayytc5H3X
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
hahah twitter.com/dzikidz/status…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : If you don't agree with what your government is doing on Manus and Nauru please join one of these protests. https://t.…
August 21st 2015
@natalietran
if you're interested twitter.com/pond5/status/6…
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
RT @girl_in_paris_ : Keep calling people.. the mood is changing... I have called twice a day for the past two weeks... The backbench wants c…
June 18th 2015
@natalietran
A Video For People Who Skip Ads >>youtu.be/zSakqtywY5c << New Vid just in case you missed it :)
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Can't wait @veritasium ! Tonight @SBS 8:30 twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Mum brought mangoes over in this bag a few weeks ago. Makes sense pic.twitter.com/KRiPXDn9SQ
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
You'd think lying in bed in my underwear eating nachos would feel good. It doesn't. It feels gross. And fantastic.
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
This week's vid is up tomorrow for Aussie Xmas! Sorry for delay but make sure you watch tomorrow instead of spending time with your family X
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
And there it still is...… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 31st 2018
@natalietran
It is ridiculous and hurtful how all my friends who I've asked to watch the animal hoarding show on netflix have ig… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 8th 2017
@natalietran
not sure if I hate myself but I do own a cat
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I wish I could mass email an apology to everyone who knew me from ages 13-27. Bring on my 30s. I'm way too lazy to be such an arse
February 8th 2017
@natalietran
I hate to generalise but attractive people are so egotistical. They assume you like them just because you’re masturbating outside their home
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
I like to offer people high fives because it’s fun getting constantly rejected
October 18th 2018
@natalietran
Will take this as you offering to perform it next we meet twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
July 6th 2017
@natalietran
Played I Spy with my 4 year old niece. Obliterated her.
June 7th 2015
@natalietran
What happens?You just hit an age and decide,"Yup. Heard all the new music I can. My playlist is full.Now where's that oldies radio station"
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
final one for today- made a donation gift instead of the usual at @Camp_Quality campquality.org.au/donate go on, you know you want to
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
With my bag stolen, so are my cameras and laptop and I may not be able to replace them for a couple of weeks so apologies if I can't upload.
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
You know what's been great about getting rid of my things online? Every time I meet up with the person I worry I mi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 16th 2019
@natalietran
RT @tim_dunlop : This time next week I’ll be close to five hours into the 32 hour, 100km ⁦#oxfamtrailwalker hike for ⁦ @OxfamAustralia . If…
August 23rd 2018
@natalietran
great stuff @tonightly twitter.com/tonightly/stat…
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
Meeting your heroes is fantastic. You realise everyone is tired and just wants to go home and sleep.
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/FrazzleMyGimp/…
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
haha just saw this shared and love it. Can't believe I hadn't seen this smoothness before. @HarryConnickJR throwing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 25th 2018
@natalietran
x twitter.com/nprscottsimon/…
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
this is my favourite twitter.com/TheMilanTooner…
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
how wonderful! congrats! twitter.com/hankgreen/stat…
June 29th 2015
@natalietran
How to handle a Mezze plate: 1. Try all the dips 2. Go back to Hummus 3. Everyone just wants the Hummus
September 20th 2018
@natalietran
A bunch of awesome people are trying to get in my pants and I welcome it. That or they're going to kill me and are… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Though I'm not in Aus atm, wishing my friends over at @thisisamplify a wonderful day and I hope those attending have a blast!
August 17th 2018
@natalietran
Angel: God, I'm so sorry but you forgot to assign me to a job. Should I go and make a beautiful person who will hea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 24th 2014
@natalietran
RT @tim_arai : . @natalietran I got your shirt before Xmas and it's UNBOHLIEVABLE!! pic.twitter.com/qsaHjIwk0K
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Hey, look, at least you only stole all my work gear. Not the plastic bag with the chocolate egg I had been saving pic.twitter.com/cf2ulzySK4
June 1st 2019
@natalietran
Now my nieces think I made up the song 'Part of Your World' from The Little Mermaid because they've not seen it. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 14th 2017
@natalietran
happy book day to @AnnaAkana ! X twitter.com/AnnaAkana/stat…
July 10th 2018
@natalietran
If it acts like a narcissist...
July 10th 2017
@natalietran
Is Baby Driver the beginning of Drive?
November 16th 2018
@natalietran
wonderful twitter.com/mcclure111/sta…
September 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Decided to start writing star signs. Thanks @helytimes pic.twitter.com/X5Pk2PDo1z
February 4th 2017
@natalietran
I don't know what it means when people online call you 'mum' but I don't like it. Stop.
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
so @veritasium and I had a chat on skype about this black hole image a few days ago. I'm very sore he didn't do thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 29th 2019
@natalietran
Watched the Fyre festival film and it was fucking insane. People want to go to parties?
January 21st 2019
@natalietran
Being an adult is opening the dishwasher and yelling "ARE THESE CLEAN OR DIRTY?" until you die
February 6th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rip my brain out of my head
June 15th 2018
@natalietran
Hopeful for your future. Ben writes beautiful music. This is an oldie but favourite youtube.com/watch?v=F_0qb8… "She… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 11th 2015
@natalietran
Strapping bombs to children... I've tried to remain indifferent towards religion but it's getting incredibly hard to remain that way
November 22nd 2016
@natalietran
4 yo niece: Why do you wear makeup? me: Honestly, for me perhaps self esteem... niece: Your self esteem is a different colour to your face
August 4th 2015
@natalietran
A friend put me onto this so thought I'd share. @whogivesacraptp recycled toilet paper with money going to building toilets in developing
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
While you're in the giving mood, a lot of people are in need. These holidays we're donating to @OzHarvest @preemptivelove @Camp_Quality
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
Having someone ask to watch a movie with you and then having them not be available to watch it immediately at relea… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
going to this to see @mickyb273 and because he told me AFL was hot boys football? Nice to see it's true. twitter.com/mickyb273/stat…
February 2nd 2019
@natalietran
According to movies with subtitles, other languages use the word 'wench' much more than you'd suspect
February 7th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody here in Sydney gone back to uni? Is it hard/limited? Do the kids pick on you? Is it ok if you didn't do wel… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 11th 2017
@natalietran
today will be fantastic pic.twitter.com/ZMAVxgIEFG
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
here he is again, @JonDeeOz smashing it twitter.com/reblev/status/…
July 9th 2017
@natalietran
She stood in the cafe surrounded by couples and groups of friends. "Takeaway churros for one!" She grabbed the bag and hobbled away.
August 18th 2018
@natalietran
Education is one of the most powerful and beneficial things a society can offer its people. It's a win for everybod… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Wait a minute. Fairy bread is not international? *beams bat signal into sky*
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
Also, I used to sit next to my niece with a camera and slider and just wait for her to wake up and film weird thing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 2nd 2017
@natalietran
. @ABCTV I would like to pitch a new show where I play just The Sims 1 with all the old crew from @GoodGameTV rosebudrosebudrosebudrosebud
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
Russia really needed Moonlight to win
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
personally I like to save up all things tell your family that will disappoint them for the festive season. It's very dramatic 10/10
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Happy birthday @markpollard !! This guy. 8 years ago I was pretty down and he let me start tagging along to work wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
#shareyourrejection From ages 14-22 I continually applied for a job at my local video store. Even when I had work I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I would rather go to jail than fill out a tax return
June 7th 2018
@natalietran
but how did they make it *look* like a troll from Reddit? twitter.com/TheAVClub/stat…
March 18th 2019
@natalietran
Looking to do something different a couple of days a week. Thanks to this lovely network I’ve been able to do some… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 16th 2017
@natalietran
Any interior architects in Sydney on my list? Any billionaires who need friends? Any artists who need a muse? But the first one
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Is there a way to stop racists using the Australian flag? It's embarrassing and they should all be ashamed. gu.com/p/4ant9/stw
December 12th 2016
@natalietran
The secret to being an adult: Everything has cumin in it
December 14th 2016
@natalietran
Now I remember why you stop wearing high heels once you trick someone into dating you.
November 21st 2017
@natalietran
Go ahead, internet article, “make my day” Do it.
November 5th 2017
@natalietran
fucking, fine, youth culture. *googles 'what does fuck boi mean*
March 18th 2016
@natalietran
I'm able to realise now that I can't handle the stress of being in charge of taking the photo of the birthday person blowing out the candle.
July 3rd 2018
@natalietran
I'm just saying, it sounds like he does have ulterior motives pic.twitter.com/v8VixzYGnz
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
it's all 'nice to meet you' until they actually meet you
March 10th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid later today! pic.twitter.com/wgumliDf3T
April 18th 2019
@natalietran
Well that was a lot more dramatic and upsetting than anticipated. Would watch movie version twitter.com/Mr_DrinksOnMe/…
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
I know it's all in my head but when I meet people who wear cool coloured nail polish, it feels like a power play
December 17th 2016
@natalietran
Just saw @SydneyTheatreCo A Flea In Her Ear at the @SydOperaHouse . So great and funny! Well done to everyone involv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
September 14th 2017
@natalietran
I've never been an ambitious person but if this is what you can do when you own a successful company, I'm in twitter.com/AFP/status/908…
April 9th 2018
@natalietran
cool series by @sweetjustice you can check out youtube.com/watch?v=RZ8zAs…
June 17th 2016
@natalietran
Women never check out what I wear but today I carried a cupcake down the street and every head turned. I was Karlie Kloss.
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
My best friend, Sar, is incredible. She follows a million boyband twitter accounts and mine so I constantly post/do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 31st 2015
@natalietran
Adele doesn't want you to be happy
April 28th 2018
@natalietran
RT @IndigenousX : Crocodile Dreaming Story Part 3 He found the salt water so soothing to his burns that he transformed himself into a croco…
May 13th 2019
@natalietran
mum had a party so our family mothers day celebrations got shifted to next week. When we called her to wish her hap… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 21st 2018
@natalietran
Nice try, email scam. I don't have 4 friends pic.twitter.com/qYpbIeJKES
April 1st 2016
@natalietran
Only because eggs are in the news today, here's a little about my romantic relationship with eggs and going vegan tinyurl.com/zyyblub
December 27th 2016
@natalietran
I asked a teenager what dabbing was. They explained what it meant, laughed when I tried it, then I killed everybody.
May 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Regina Spektor coming to Sydney! Have listened to this song every every day for so long now. youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfW…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
sorry store is paused for an hour!
November 3rd 2017
@natalietran
people with conspiracy theories are wonderful
September 17th 2017
@natalietran
Today Sydney's message in the sky, broadcast to our gay friends and family, tells us why the NO vote is actually the aggressive side
October 9th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, that's not an ad, I just love that show and those two are such great episodes
August 26th 2015
@natalietran
Today mum told me, "Sometimes I don't want to brush my hair or wash my face either... but I do. I do."
August 4th 2019
@natalietran
Really admire how babies hold onto things for support when they dance. Like they know it’s going to get intense for them to manage
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
to the lifeguard at the pool today: I know you were just standing there to put the pressure on. You knew I couldn't finish that lap :(
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Here's an "ad" sent to me by @AAMI FOR A CAR MY PARTNER OWNS (NOT ME) that looks EXACTLY like a bill. This is a poo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 19th 2019
@natalietran
Rowan once surprised me at a party by leaving the room and coming back dressed as Elvis. About halfway through the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 30th 2017
@natalietran
Fark. I just found my new show youtu.be/knH-SRGnWBA
September 15th 2018
@natalietran
self acceptance is knowing there's no point saving the recipe because you're not going to make it
April 8th 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite books as a teenager. Realised I couldn't find my copy and freaked out a little, asked Ro to tak… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
August 4th 2017
@natalietran
Trump saying our Prime Minister is worse than him when it comes to the treatment of asylum seekers. Sick burn, bro.
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
hey guys! If your name was drawn for the bbq you were sent an email today with confirmation that you're coming.
January 11th 2018
@natalietran
I've never been in a gang but I have picked up an item I won from ebay in person
June 6th 2018
@natalietran
Porridge with brown sugar, get over here
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
<3 pic.twitter.com/md1KMr1sLF
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
my friend told me specifically not to use that one. She said that was catfishing twitter.com/Megamix_Centra…
September 18th 2015
@natalietran
I've exercised for 5 days now and even though I've had pizza every day, if I don't wake up looking like a VS Angel, I will kill somebody
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
Oops! Sorry! there were a few mistakes in that vid. I'll have to reupload. Sorry Sorry X
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
watched John Wick 3 today. I freaking love that series and that I almost vomited at some of the violence in between laughs.
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
I want to rub the on-screen chemistry between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone all over my body
May 20th 2019
@natalietran
Socks are great
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
My mum and dad are so great. My understanding of love proves time and time again to be so useless when compared to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Yup. I was in tears twitter.com/Kowth/status/1…
October 23rd 2018
@natalietran
I did a course to teach English to refugees and the teacher showed us how to instruct someone to hold a pen. She cl… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 6th 2017
@natalietran
Isn't the Pepsi ad referencing this? Good thing Don Draper did the Coke one pic.twitter.com/51mY32I25M
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
five years today twitter.com/natalietran/st…
April 17th 2019
@natalietran
Obviously bribing is terrible but don't you think it's awful that so many colleges require a fee to even apply? Ed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
When I write my book about how I became a handsome billionaire, this part of my life will be a chapter titled 'fuck it, wear the hoodie'
August 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @BehrouzBoochani : Peaceful protest continues today in #Manus prison. You have no right to cut power & water on 900 ppl who've been tortu…
August 12th 2017
@natalietran
I have to hold my organiser strangely when I make new appointments so people can't see how empty it is. Also so they can't see my tears.
July 2nd 2017
@natalietran
rosebud!; !; !; !; !; !; !; !; !;: And all I did was buy furniture. Aim higher, nat. Aim higher.
June 22nd 2019
@natalietran
A little while ago, ro and I decided it was time to part ways. We're still very close and will love each other alw… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 10th 2015
@natalietran
any 3d animator thing people who are free today?
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
Great. Like the world hasn't already been divided enough. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
March 29th 2017
@natalietran
Fashion changes so quickly. In 20 years people are going to look back at photos and think my collecting teeth to make necklaces was weird!
November 3rd 2016
@natalietran
typical tweet but anyone in Sydney have/know someone who has a plane I could borrow for half an hour tomorrow morning? Won't go inside/fly
April 8th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! A few snippets from my talk on Asians in Media >> youtu.be/TakJZtGlLJw << bit different but perhaps you're interested
March 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't want to have unrealistic expectations but I can't wait to have a dog. It's gonna come skateboarding with me,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry for the lame question but any hints on where to buy non leather and non pvc men's wallets? That don't look like I made them?
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I've thought about it, there probably isn't a movie about it. Video idea?
March 26th 2015
@natalietran
RT @SenatorLudlam : #RetainThis pic.twitter.com/THvJTcYahJ
April 29th 2017
@natalietran
If I'm ever single again I'm going to go to the closest shopping plaza, find a man in a demo massage chair, and accept he's probably my type
March 21st 2015
@natalietran
I really hope that @Spotify have a profile on me that reads something like: Psychopathic. One song on repeat for 10 days
August 27th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry, perhaps the last tweets were too subtle. ** Why are you supporting a fight of a man guilty of domestic violence?** HE PUNCHES WOMEN
February 15th 2015
@natalietran
absolutely gutted that I'm not taking you all to see 50 shades today
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
sorry to do it again but this week's vid will be late. Been on the road for over a month but fly home tomorrow so promise regular vids soon
June 10th 2017
@natalietran
familiarity killed the friendship
April 18th 2018
@natalietran
RT @hexsteph : Last year I raised $14,000 for Alzheimer's when I ran the City 2 Surf. This year, I'm hoping to exceed that goal and hit $15K…
September 28th 2017
@natalietran
Really need to start going to the gym so I can get more upper body strength to scoop out this coconut ice cream.
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Cat's been a little more affectionate lately. Don't worry, cat. When the dog comes I'm totally ditching you pic.twitter.com/glDTmboiA5
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
draw me like one of your french girls pic.twitter.com/xkpugTTJKq
March 24th 2017
@natalietran
If you're flicking through films, I recently watched @PeterFoott 's The Young Offenders and *really* enjoyed it. It's on netflix au
December 10th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/8…
March 6th 2018
@natalietran
I can't believe it's only Tuesday. It feels like be made love to and then taken out to high tea day.
July 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm waiting to see a @richardbranson quote that talks about how lying in bed and eating m&ms lead to his success *crosses fingers*
August 12th 2019
@natalietran
Remember the petition I started recently? @twhittyer and co have created some amazing images to help push the messa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 27th 2015
@natalietran
I've never looked at a hens/bachelorette party and thought, "That looks like fun, I wish I were a part of that. There won't be any fights."
February 18th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/NxcVMpIprP
December 21st 2018
@natalietran
Tell me more about this sugar baby arrangement thing. Can you really just do dinners? Asking for me.
December 11th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long term relationship is sending dirty pictures to your partner and having him reply with: Don't send pics. Dangerous.
August 12th 2016
@natalietran
hello, buttercup pic.twitter.com/yxyZCDx3EO
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a bad sign that 7 out of the 8 people I had on my Myspace Top 8 now hate me?
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Haha oh no I'm so sorry @rhettandlink ! Didn't mean to be an alien! Just listened to the intro and you're prepping me for how weird I am
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
A friend bought me cupcakes and when I asked why they replied 'because when people like you, they're nice to you. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
How do you work for @nathanfielder ? He's my hero.
November 12th 2016
@natalietran
I've never robbed a bank but I've sat in a car parked illegally while waiting for someone and I think it feels the same
April 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SalwaBarmaky : Medical student say we care. #detentionharmshealth please share to bring them here!! @Kon__K @drstewart_MSF @natalietran …
December 5th 2018
@natalietran
I guess this means I would watch a whole movie of Tom Cruise explaining frame interpolation because that was a godd… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Today I told someone I was going to "catch some waves on the weekend" What lies did you tell?
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
just a little bit magical very lucky pic.twitter.com/KfCfXaHcSw
December 24th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry, I wouldn't usually share 'I just donated' stuff but it's nice to remember what your money can do, especially with all the gift giving
August 29th 2016
@natalietran
shit. My tailor told me this was a one of a kind outfit when I bought it. twitter.com/etnow/status/7…
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
power move, sending the news as photo of you with a snake as your head shot. I like it. twitter.com/RadioNational/…
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
Neighbour just screamed "NEW SONG" I think they want me to stop playing the same song on repeat? It's only been 8 hours. Calm down.
May 11th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : Tickled pink to have the delightfully funny @natalietran as the MC at the Human Rights Law Centre’s Fundraising Dinner in Sydn…
December 10th 2017
@natalietran
Hello, my name is Panic and we're going to be best friends forever.
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Why do people think it’s a good idea to set friends up with each other? There are only two acceptable outcomes. Marriage or death.
February 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Nothing but respect to the woman reading this audiobook. She is doing both voices very passionately for this love scene. I'm into it.
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
I don't drink. It causes lots of break downs in communication pic.twitter.com/T13WxvDT9M
December 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Congrats, Nina. Can't wait to see it twitter.com/ninaoyama/stat…
February 7th 2016
@natalietran
Facebook just made a slideshow for my partner that just had photos of his ex under titles like "Remember this?" "Your friends are awesome"
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
I read some of my script for my next video to my mum yesterday. She laughed and said, "you wear that same shirt every time you come over"
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
Bought a choker today and had two men tell me they hated it. Thankfully I don't buy things for men. I just really care what they think.
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
It's so weird how emotional family and friends get when I send them ultrasound pictures. I mean, it's not mine. Do they think it's mine?
November 8th 2015
@natalietran
I miss when you could wear a wrist band and that was enough to let people know you were a rebel. Not a total rebel, but you know, enough ;)
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Everyone in House of Cards has terrible work life balance
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
Look at you under this pretty sky pic.twitter.com/rtvmPIudrD
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Haven’t been up to date with The Bachelor/Bachelor in Paradise shows but judging from the ads, it seems good lookin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
May 15th 2019
@natalietran
I'm so sick of always being right
June 6th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine having the confidence to wear backless dresses Imagine having a hot back
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
Took some kids to laser tag tonight. We versed a swarm of kids at a 10th birthday party. One of them looked at me a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
How do I nominate myself for an Academy Award because I just told someone it was nice hanging out and even I almost believed it.
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
just got an invite to niece's 7th birthday 7 already :( pic.twitter.com/7amm4UPWlN
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @DanielHRLC : No food. No water. No safety. Refugees on Manus are about to be abandoned in danger: hrlc.org.au/news/2017/10/2…
December 9th 2018
@natalietran
I think about this scene from Mad Men so often. pic.twitter.com/DwOWieWawe
April 7th 2015
@natalietran
Dallas Buyers Club judgment: Internet providers must hand over customer details, court rules mobile.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-0… via @abcnews
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
Really thought I'd have been to a party by now where someone came out of a giant cake and a bunch of men in suits l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 19th 2017
@natalietran
Support the Yes vote by going to #yesfestau! 29th of October! Profits go to @amequality #marriageequality bit.ly/2yM9QLB
April 23rd 2019
@natalietran
filming a wedding groom: I've planned a surprise after dessert. Can you film it? me: Sure. What is it? groom: It's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
I watch tv shows like it's my job and I really want that promotion.
January 15th 2019
@natalietran
RT @MSomboli : 3 Years in the making and tomorrow we are off and running! Free coffee to make your day flow. Open from 6am. Come along and…
April 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Back in my day it cost money per sext
August 26th 2016
@natalietran
Today I'm going to tell people I'm going camping this weekend. What lie will you tell?
September 29th 2018
@natalietran
Too hard to explain but this was the moment @nashedgerton became my hero pic.twitter.com/g4PraRMjEy
October 31st 2016
@natalietran
I've seen aussie kids trick or treating today. Blame your parents for the ritz crackers I'm about to throw in your face.
May 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @TomHRLC : It’s all a bit foggy now, but I recall posing for a “serious” photo with @natalietran and muttering something about @rightsage…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @terry_tierney : @natalietran Hi Natalie, Could I please get a RT? Scoliosis is something that has impacted my partner ( @Leilahhh ) her…
October 24th 2016
@natalietran
Best season of Black Mirror so far. Thanks @charltonbrooker for 6 fantastic films!
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
The one time I get a strike, no video. Gutter balls? Got it. Captured. Let's remember those forever. pic.twitter.com/mSkIfy1ktG
November 15th 2018
@natalietran
Received an offer to swap players in the fantasy basketball comp I'm playing but I am worried that my fantasy baske… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 8th 2019
@natalietran
from now on, if other shows don't reveal ancient mummies, I'm out twitter.com/joshuagates/st…
March 31st 2018
@natalietran
Finding it very hard to find a good friend these days. Very few people will be loyal, reliable, be able to crack yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
December 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Great piece by @FarahNasser on @globalnewsto twitter.com/globalnewsto/s…
July 5th 2015
@natalietran
I look like your child " @stuckonfknyou : YAY I FINALLY GOT TO MEET @NATALIETRAN AGAIN AFTER FOUR YEARS, ❤️ pic.twitter.com/QcT5rVIdKh"
December 10th 2014
@natalietran
New Video! When People Call In Sick >> youtu.be/TZrcvHYmon4 << Because please don't think I'm lying
September 21st 2016
@natalietran
If only 18 year old me could see me now, reading pizza pamphlets for 5 minutes and sticking them on the fridge with free chemist magnets
October 7th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry it's late but new vid uploading. *Australian upload speeds apply pic.twitter.com/xCo4gUwHEF
September 23rd 2017
@natalietran
Next No campaigner that comes to my door will hear "release the hounds" through the intercom
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
I dunno, in my mind learning how to rollerblade would really help my life get to where it needs to be so I stop crying all the time
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
One more fangirl tweet about Slow West! It was so beautiful and tender but tense throughout. A really standout film… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
I feel these two points summarise my entire life. And achievements. Thanks, Wikipedia twitter.com/Tokohoshi/stat…
June 7th 2017
@natalietran
Very excited for this! If you're in Aus my handsome asian friend @ronnychieng 's new series starts tonight! Trailer:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
August 28th 2015
@natalietran
To my fellow tanned Australians, don't worry. The Border Force will be easy to spot on the streets. Fig. A pic.twitter.com/xQDJQuFV6s
July 13th 2018
@natalietran
RT @theprojecttv : Amy Shark talking about how Russell Crowe is a fan- “You never know, we could go on tour together.” #TheProjectTV
January 6th 2015
@natalietran
It concerns me how ok I am with trying to make up/slightly misspell words in Scrabble. "Looks legit," I think as I place down TIMORROW
November 27th 2017
@natalietran
Does the pizza guy call me the house girl?
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
I went home and changed after. It was a poor plan.
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
A large part of being an adult is having nobody there to remind you to drink water
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Sorry, I'll stop tweeting. I tweet a lot when I'm trying to avoid work but the time has come. *spots bat signal in sky*
July 14th 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, I'm a delight twitter.com/mjhawley/statu…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @jason_a_w : 1. Seems like a good day to point once again to this excellent/depressing longread from last year, about how Australia's imm…
March 27th 2019
@natalietran
I really hope The Wiggles have to listen to as many stories about me as I do them
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Last season I was f1 tipping with @JonathanBatten on twitter which was a lot of fun so if you want to join in (sorr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 14th 2018
@natalietran
New tattoo! pic.twitter.com/FKusVkzBK1
February 25th 2018
@natalietran
How do you get on #AustralianSpartan? Can my mum be on my team? *eats box of crackers on couch*
July 12th 2016
@natalietran
I don't like to judge people based on their looks but I know people who wear nice scarves are better than me
May 6th 2016
@natalietran
And then @IISuperwomanII gets even more (sesame) street creed "Every bird tweets" - Big bird pic.twitter.com/qQsFvzDA3D
March 5th 2017
@natalietran
pancakes
December 27th 2017
@natalietran
... did... any poc feel kind of... strange watching Downsizing?
October 5th 2018
@natalietran
God: Now make it hard to store leftover avocado Angel: Why? God: Because … [God pulls off mask and is actually Dev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 28th 2015
@natalietran
Don't worry, pants. Elastic band may have died on us but I'm here until the end. The very end.
October 24th 2015
@natalietran
Lots of places you can look to donating to help send aid to those in Mexico. I just did through @DirectRelief directrelief.org/emergency/hurr…
December 23rd 2018
@natalietran
why? what did he say? twitter.com/BBCEarth/statu…
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
You can make a monthly or one off donation or they also have collection points where you can donate packets of pads… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Had a great chat with dad today. His father was arrested and killed for being on one end of politics and my dad was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2016
@natalietran
same twitter.com/Variety/status…
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I would trade all of you for some biscuits to dunk in to my tea right now
June 2nd 2016
@natalietran
Sorry there hasn't been a new video, I'll work on one as soon as possible. I'll also exercise, be a better person, and eat healthier.
August 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Sat down to start writing video. Failed at finishing one line. Rewarded self with chocolate for hard work. pic.twitter.com/Doqn56XyqO
November 10th 2016
@natalietran
... meanwhile in Australia twitter.com/political_aler…
December 22nd 2017
@natalietran
surprisingly easy to pretend you've seen latest star wars. "have you seen the latest star wars?" "why not"
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
friend: hey, just act normal me: what's going on? friend: just play along! me: pic.twitter.com/eZaU6Dx0LZ
October 28th 2016
@natalietran
New (half) vid until next week. Dinner Would Be Nice >> youtu.be/VYQ2o1-hZTI << pic.twitter.com/lo6ifVul4u
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
I NEVER break promises but realised the time difference tonight sucks so will upload tomorrow at the usual time. pic.twitter.com/n6hzQm0BHB
August 13th 2018
@natalietran
person: what makes you happy? me: the opposite of these kind of conversations
July 18th 2018
@natalietran
At some point humans cared more about other humans than convenience, right? twitter.com/verge/status/1…
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Let's make a baby
July 31st 2019
@natalietran
RT @raychenviolin : Getting ready for the Summer on August 8th
January 23rd 2016
@natalietran
Yeah ok, laugh when I tell you I just want to live in a cave by myself. Laugh like it's a joke.
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
sad about the outcome but good game tonight @SydneyKings ! Plus, got to kiss the lion. pic.twitter.com/Bs6RW2plVi
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
writing a video to film tomorrow and I'm so excited! How long has it been? A week? Multiplied by 10?
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
Charged for what? A grand entrance? twitter.com/QldPolice/stat…
April 7th 2019
@natalietran
stupid young people and their lovely skin and all that energy
March 24th 2018
@natalietran
Finally got around to seeing Annihilation yesterday. It was terrifying. Imagine painting over a dark wall without d… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 12th 2018
@natalietran
I'm worried all my Friday nights will be like this. At home, alone, in bed by 9pm because the idea of wearing anyth… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 17th 2017
@natalietran
help. I'm so scared. I'm visiting my niece's preschool and was going to show the a green screen but just realised photobooth does all that
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
Charlie Brooker: Here's a new season of Black Mirror Logan Paul: Hold my beer
August 1st 2019
@natalietran
I think my obsessive ocd bullshit just pushed away someone I care deeply for :( I don't know how to stop it sometimes. This is horrible
October 19th 2018
@natalietran
this proves that travelling for work isn't as fun as people think twitter.com/smh/status/105…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Every fucking day since that video I have received an email saying how my video was made to hurt Asian men. That wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 4th 2017
@natalietran
bye, The Leftovers S3. You were my favourite season.
March 14th 2018
@natalietran
Me: I think Twitter makes me sad and angry. Friend: Why don’t you just stop using it? Me: I really don’t need your negativity in my life
November 23rd 2018
@natalietran
One of my favourite things is when someone calls me up/emails thinking I'm this Natalie Tran. "Are you after the go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
The phrase ‘Wanted Dead or Alive’ is sort of romantic
July 2nd 2019
@natalietran
can't write one song that's not about you
February 11th 2019
@natalietran
excellent news! twitter.com/abcnews/status…
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
New Travel Video! This time in Austin >> youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QNW… << In which I eat all sorts of heart attacks X
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
I have to stop feeling sorry for myself. Other people have problems too and being too goddamn sexy is nothing compared to their problems.
April 29th 2015
@natalietran
I'm learning Internet lingo so here is og @johngreen pic.twitter.com/uTXfLp7ZkH
September 19th 2016
@natalietran
I'm a very nonviolent person but when people witness me run I do wish death upon them
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Getting fed up with not meeting charming hot people in book shops. Why did I even bother learning to read?
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
A public apology to @nashedgerton who is my best friend
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
The basketball team I follow ( @SydneyKings ) has always had a lion mascot. Now, suddenly, he started brining his KID… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Solidarity protest for Hakeem today 12.30pm Opera House with GIDHR calling on @MFAThai to release him; @theafcdotcom fulf…
January 24th 2017
@natalietran
Fairy bread before dinner is for true champions pic.twitter.com/uT815VFo30
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
How do people have the patience for lavish christmas light displays? I have shoes I've not untied for years because they're double knotted.
May 25th 2017
@natalietran
John Wick needs to sit down, take a deep breath, and have a cup of tea.
August 25th 2017
@natalietran
receptionist: doctor is fully booked until october me: I don't know if I'll be around then receptionist: what? me: no, no. sure, book me in
October 1st 2015
@natalietran
Whenever I see people with brand new white shoes on I want to yell, "Yeah go on, act like you own the place. Smug bastard"
July 25th 2017
@natalietran
Calm down, fridge door alarm. I'm not going anywhere, baby.
March 8th 2018
@natalietran
And we thought the future would be bladerunner tubefilter.com/2018/03/07/soa…
April 17th 2017
@natalietran
The best thing about being an adult is you can eat lollies for breakfast! The worst part is nobody cares about you and we all die alone.
February 23rd 2017
@natalietran
phoebe turned one yesterday! pic.twitter.com/9s9ETNbgda
November 22nd 2018
@natalietran
just to clarify I have made lamingtons. I baked a ton for the bbq I invited you to. Made hundreds.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
Being in a long-term relationship: "Do you want to have sex in the shower?" "Nah, I just had one and I have to hang up the clothes. Thanks."
August 20th 2019
@natalietran
Nothing instills terror like having somebody tell you they have faith in you
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
not super cool with @ChrisEvans changing his profile pic without consulting me first but whatevs
August 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really enjoyed, @elizareilly_ , @HMReilly , and ibis! pic.twitter.com/E1m9YP5Qzt
September 9th 2015
@natalietran
Hey! Sorry still filming and editing but new vid should be up later today! Only 4 weeks late
July 21st 2018
@natalietran
Can you get out of my mind for a while please. Thanks in advance
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @hasanminhaj 's Homecoming King = many Pizza Hut monies pic.twitter.com/zKXcXg3J89
November 25th 2015
@natalietran
Facebook Memories is like that crazy relative who remembers and brings up weird things from the past.
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks, dude. Sorry for the lack of videos. The past two years were a little messy and I've been a really useless p… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 7th 2019
@natalietran
really hate to be so cliche and preachy but spent a fortnight away from Twitter and only came back to share that I'… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
Yes for I would like to date someone as insecure yet narcissistic and codependent like myself. twitter.com/joelolol/statu…
May 30th 2018
@natalietran
Can't tell if my new ring insinuates it was a gift from dad, if I am a dad, or if I'm looking for a dad but dads hey pic.twitter.com/7NObEdraSN
October 10th 2017
@natalietran
Trying to scoop ice cream out of the container when my partner walks in and says, "That's the hardest I've seen you work all year"
July 25th 2018
@natalietran
I keep friends for a long time because they’ve seen me without makeup so it’s either a lifelong friendship or they have to die.
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Hello. We love this amazing soul and are two of her biggest fans. Happy birthday @jodiefox pic.twitter.com/nlVvDWmzmv
October 17th 2018
@natalietran
love this idea <3 twitter.com/johngreen/stat…
September 1st 2016
@natalietran
but really, this one was effort and my neighbour sat in their car and watched me do the music part. Watch it a million times.
March 14th 2019
@natalietran
I was going so well with not using Twitter for a little. Now I've been back on for one day and already I've gained… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 8th 2019
@natalietran
<3 Last year @qkenihan had me on his show and his last five eps have just been released including our chat. Q was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 19th 2017
@natalietran
Had a dream that a girl came to my house and laughed at my eyeshadow palette. I agreed, mocked it, and pretended I didn't just buy it.
September 17th 2018
@natalietran
This is exciting! Someone tell me which night to buy a ticket to. Can't decide twitter.com/SydOperaHouse/…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! I'm on two panels at @SydWritersFest if you feel like coming along! swf.org.au/program/swf201… swf.org.au/program/swf201…
March 3rd 2017
@natalietran
RT @Kon__K : The actual application #asylumseekers have to complete, in English in as little as 14 days. Donate to #KeepThemSafe https://t.c…
March 16th 2017
@natalietran
I wish I were smart enough to make maths jokes and know what they meant
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
*not an ad and I wrote it because it'd be nice to see ppl thanking companies who help sometimes rather than just complaining to airlines
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
I have a TON of movie ideas if we're spitballing twitter.com/catsmovie/stat…
February 20th 2017
@natalietran
My heart is with those in Sweden #staysafe pic.twitter.com/3rWeM1TGbT
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I have stared at this realestate photo for too long. Can realestate photos win Golden Globes? pic.twitter.com/7ZPNhNMj0a
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Is this getting old? Last John Mayer concert I paid a few hundred to sit on the floor. Now I'm like "hm they have a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 13th 2018
@natalietran
My Instagram aesthetic is incredible pic.twitter.com/5xn32myZhz
May 14th 2019
@natalietran
You know, I filmed weddings for a few years and honestly, I always thought the grooms were the drama queens. Not ge… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
please, please, just go away this week and be next Thursday already twitter.com/FallonTonight/…
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Father of six theguardian.com/australia-news…
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Remember when horses died after this race and everybody was sad? Remember when people hated the new casino? Anyway, enjoy Melbourne Cup
February 5th 2018
@natalietran
no pressure to youtubers but kylie released a video that's decent in length, probably has good retention, and all it took was a secret baby
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Have received many requests to bring back shows including Art Attack! The Ferals, Round The Twist, as well as poach… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 1st 2017
@natalietran
Is there a job where you get to just look at photos of cats and cry all day?
June 14th 2019
@natalietran
The one thing I’ve learned recently is to always ignore the advice your friends and loved ones give you. They’re ju… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 27th 2019
@natalietran
People who are confident enough to go through a doorway first are something
March 4th 2018
@natalietran
The best part about being an adult is you can eat lollies for dinner. The worst part is nobody cares.
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
No worries, order a salad. Make everyone else feel bad
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
Today at the airport, the guy in front of me had his bag pulled aside after screening. They took a gigantic knife o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 11th 2014
@natalietran
Why is it that whenever it's tax time I can't find any work receipts but I have a receipt for every soft serve or lolly I've ever bought?
June 18th 2018
@natalietran
Borders are imaginary lines created by humans. Don’t let cruelness fool you into thinking such manmade constructs… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 18th 2015
@natalietran
With @veritasium in Cannes. Always lovely to see you! pic.twitter.com/7bJvPWAu9G
April 4th 2017
@natalietran
Teddy, ask me. Forget Josephine. pic.twitter.com/0uaA7P1eYi
August 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Today one of my best friends @tim_dunlop stopped his car in the middle of the road and made me get out and steal f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Never said that. At All. Never. It's definitely helpful though, to suggest that's what I was saying. Are we gettin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 24th 2018
@natalietran
don't remember how we met but I know there's not been a single catch up with this dude where he hasn't arrived whil… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 20th 2015
@natalietran
sorry again. Away for another 10 days and then back into videos. I know, you've been really upset. It's ok. *holds you close* I miss you
February 27th 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
March 20th 2017
@natalietran
credit benjamin.orozco pic.twitter.com/inXbqTEtYh
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
This is awfully cynical but I don't trust people who are best friends with their sibling. You can get along, you ca… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 27th 2015
@natalietran
RT @AFP : #UPDATE Kuwait mosque bomb toll rises to 25 dead: ministry u.afp.com/ZJJD pic.twitter.com/JEICtryjpO
January 21st 2015
@natalietran
wow, that was intense *puts on lipstick* Done for now but maybe let's go for it again soon!
September 8th 2018
@natalietran
Twice! Amazing. Sunday? Sorry my phone sucks with apps (I know I know) so can you text me? Or email? Or use telepathy.
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Looking for a new job. Is there a job where you're paid to watch tv? Preferably while eating? Otherwise, how do I get on Playschool?
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
twitter > a sense of calm and happiness
June 22nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @RowanJones_ : @natalietran Who is this?
January 5th 2015
@natalietran
So far places on the list I'm visiting include London, Amsterdam, Vienna, Prague, and Berlin, but very open to recommendations
December 12th 2015
@natalietran
RT @johngreen : We hit $250,000 on projectforawesome.com/donate! We still have another $100,000 to raise by noon tomorrow to get the full @Saveth…
July 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SarahRubyWrites : RT if you'd pretend not to speak English if @realmarklatham tried to talk to you in public. twitter.com/RealMarkLatham…
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Is this what happens as you get older? I feel like I deserve those sandals from the pharmacy. They look comfy. And I've waited long enough.
June 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @bjnovak : Bird but for umbrellas
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
You can. You'll learn to love me. twitter.com/noahcent/statu…
May 17th 2018
@natalietran
Why is it ok for characters in movies to watch other couples kiss and get sad? When I watch people kiss in real lif… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
November 24th 2015
@natalietran
I hope my computer writes notes to its family that read, “She ignored the update notification again today. Please send help. I miss you so.”
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
It's @veritasium ! <3 twitter.com/Sydney_Science…
January 9th 2017
@natalietran
I hope the US Election wins Best Motion Picture – Drama #GoldenGlobes
September 7th 2018
@natalietran
I took a couple of photos outside without him so my punishment was physical activity catch up. @veritasium pic.twitter.com/Rq9LBTJL25
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
RT @r1chardeldridge : @natalietran Why didn’t you invite them over for noodles? That was very selfish of you to flaunt your great wealth and…
April 13th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/8FHsOKKMej
January 9th 2018
@natalietran
When God created people he decided that people can either breed cats or make legitimate looking website. There is no both.
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I wonder if there's a Pixar movie from the perspective of indoor plants and how they're scared of being sent to my house because they'll die
April 3rd 2018
@natalietran
ooft going through my old uni transcripts and I don't know what was happening with this 94 mark but I obviously ban… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
March 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Do women really drop their clothes off like they do in movies? Without screaming “TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! DON’T LOOK AT ME” Asking for a friend
July 11th 2017
@natalietran
Thank god for twitter. Before twitter I was just an angry person with bad jokes to share.
January 4th 2018
@natalietran
RT @markhumphries : I can confirm guests include @adamliaw , @natalietran , @Jan__Fran , @lauramoates , @mayorofeasyst and @charlesfirth . https:…
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
Can someone tell dominic fike to come to aus
November 22nd 2017
@natalietran
purple hair! This will solve all my internal problems! pic.twitter.com/4zRZx1ipNU
April 4th 2018
@natalietran
personally I think he's forgoing a lot of role play potential but if you're going to @russellcrowe 's auction and co… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
I hate being desperate but I do it so well
November 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! See you this arvo at the rally! Archibald Fountain Hyde Park 1pm in Sydney. Marches in other cities here doctors4refugees.org/upcoming-events
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! How Daylight Saving Should Be > youtu.be/eJd5AfWB63E < Because time travel should be more fun than sleep pic.twitter.com/cdCrNQjpZf
February 7th 2015
@natalietran
I plan on eating all of your stroopwafels, Amsterdam. All of them. Right after I eat all your apple pie pic.twitter.com/KJFcsf8LqC
January 8th 2018
@natalietran
Really hope celebrities watch our work functions like this
May 10th 2018
@natalietran
offering to model for photographer friends since 2009 pic.twitter.com/rhwAFfWMDz
November 7th 2018
@natalietran
One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain pic.twitter.com/OO42dnCOkK
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
same twitter.com/etnow/status/9…
October 11th 2017
@natalietran
It would be boring if you didn't always go to the wrong escalator first
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
My friend and I accidentally booked ourselves into an incredibly romantic ranch and now I don't know if I should pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 24th 2017
@natalietran
I like to go online and look at beginner hip hop dancing classes, imagine a new me, and then resume my normal life about once a year
August 24th 2017
@natalietran
Sydney personal trainer recommendations? Preferably someone who can get results with no work. Last part not a joke.
January 29th 2017
@natalietran
To all Australians reading about the #MuslimBan don't forget about the camps we are currently putting people in. The camps where people die
June 11th 2017
@natalietran
RT @mariatran85 : [Looking for] A high school maths classroom anywhere across Western Sydney to film for 1 hour "The Subtractor" -... https:…
October 31st 2018
@natalietran
I must be peak hormonal cause every dude in Bunnings is looking great right now
February 18th 2018
@natalietran
post strike humbles, motherfraker pic.twitter.com/m0I9FJFiwd
May 3rd 2019
@natalietran
loved this read. Highly recommend @TrentDalton twitter.com/TrentDalton/st…
July 11th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry for the retweets. I've deleted them, I hate when people do it in that tone. It just bewilders me that people think voting does nothing
June 5th 2018
@natalietran
starting to look into hiring a cinema so I can watch the new Mission Impossible film alone as a late birthday prese… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 18th 2017
@natalietran
being depressed is the best I've felt in years
January 7th 2019
@natalietran
Imagine finding out after you fall in love that he has a jet ski
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
Got my new license. What the actual fuck. Hand on my heart I thought I was smiling when this photo was taken. I eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 9th 2017
@natalietran
RT @aesthdistance1 : Oh wait, what? You didn't read my and @oxford_kondo 's review of @natalietran 's documentary on interracial dating yet? H…
January 11th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry to the lovely lady in Newtown. My pants didn't fit and I was holding them up with my hands in my pockets so I didn't hug you properly
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'll stop tweeting about Elvis soon youtube.com/watch?v=JPts9H… <3 oh my god
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
Anybody feel like seeing a play with me tonight?
December 4th 2018
@natalietran
some photos from a while ago pic.twitter.com/d2himR3kAl
March 27th 2018
@natalietran
getting really tired of not having a friend with a private boat or plane
January 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @johniadarola : If you believe all bad news is fake news, you're accountable to no one. youtu.be/5wYlUuyftN0
December 7th 2016
@natalietran
That's a lie. I needed to change my top 8 friends. 6/8 hate me now. How do I add Mariah Carey on this thing?
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
who wants to come over and help me paint by doing most of it?
August 28th 2018
@natalietran
Don't let me work near your activations. Opposite of sponsored. #dddaustralia pic.twitter.com/sa2QYARFox
August 24th 2016
@natalietran
Rallies on or about Sat 27th August. I'll be at the Sydney one, hope to see you there! twitter.com/rac_sydney/sta…
January 13th 2017
@natalietran
!!!! Larry David pin and keyring!!! Pretty good. Prettty pretttyy good. Thanks robo!! pic.twitter.com/z0SnVtuBDy
April 10th 2019
@natalietran
RT @veritasium : NEW VIDEO! youtu.be/zUyH3XhpLTo Tomorrow the @ehtelescope will (probably) publish the first actual images of a black ho…
May 17th 2016
@natalietran
I need everyone in the frozen section of grocery stores to calm down. It takes me a while to make big decisions
April 28th 2017
@natalietran
Today someone guessed I was 35. I said they were correct just to make the situation less sad.
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
Thanks @TomHRLC . I just accidentally attached this photo to a work email because it was the last thing I had open. pic.twitter.com/QiA92hnzpV
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
Why is this still a discussion? Change the date of Australia Day
June 8th 2019
@natalietran
Whenever I see a bird it's eating something I'm worried it shouldn't be eating
July 10th 2015
@natalietran
Just applied for my first credit card and got rejected. That's ok. I don't need you, banks. My mattress was FINE.
January 25th 2018
@natalietran
Seriously contemplating holding a female only dance party featuring 2000s rnb in Sydney. Is this something you'd go to?
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @GlobalTimesLife : Chinese Australian violinist Ray Chen talks about his new album and social media efforts to promote classical music ht…
June 28th 2018
@natalietran
Though it is a hauntingly beautiful song full of love, friends don’t seem to enjoy it when I sing ‘Bridge Over Trou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 28th 2016
@natalietran
New Vid! > youtu.be/grp6sQ3yExU < The Cake Cutter pic.twitter.com/pOzo2xuocp
July 22nd 2019
@natalietran
* watches friend pull ice creams out of freezer and start eating theirs straight away like an ignoramus. Puts ice c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Mum : I got you more bananas Me : I haven't finished the ones you got me Mum : You will pic.twitter.com/OAUfDSVKFY
February 20th 2016
@natalietran
About to talk at #Oweekender . Come on down of you're near! pic.twitter.com/BvJHt7aBlO
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
RT @evanhalper : Story: latimes.com/politics/la-na… twitter.com/evanhalper/sta…
February 8th 2019
@natalietran
loved it twitter.com/veritasium/sta…
November 1st 2015
@natalietran
I have worn through I already own. And to prove I'm still hip,here's a pic of me with instagram filters looking thin pic.twitter.com/lTY556qttS
October 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Where do you put ‘not leaving the house until neighbours are gone’ on your cv?
June 24th 2018
@natalietran
Rowan: Can I just read it without you? Me: NO It's been six months and still no dent pic.twitter.com/Zcx1wdDqzO
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
mother has asked me to meet her so I can pick up 15kg of oranges even though I told her several times I have not fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 14th 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Information regarding advocacy by concerned citizens & organisations for Hakeem al-Araibi is attached. Targets, themes, a…
May 5th 2015
@natalietran
Flash Player: Nothing in my life is up to date. Please, just stop bullying me.
September 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Tinder is a season of Black Mirror
December 14th 2015
@natalietran
I have a lot of dreams that are still new in box too
January 7th 2016
@natalietran
I wear too much tv merch to be OK
August 15th 2018
@natalietran
Perhaps I'm the token Asian friend but all my non-asian friends want to watch Crazy Rich Asians with me... but ther… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 30th 2019
@natalietran
They're making The Amazing Race in Australia again and I have already agreed to be hypothetical partners with all m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 7th 2019
@natalietran
every time someone pays for my meal I want to cut my throat from anxiety twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…
May 31st 2018
@natalietran
Being the romantic soul that I am, I will leave work untouched until we meet again tomorrow, 3am.
February 27th 2015
@natalietran
one of the places they filmed the bbc version of pride and prejudice! Be careful. This photo is an aphrodisiac pic.twitter.com/nMz6NGxtWZ
July 18th 2019
@natalietran
instagram had likes? were they a big thing??
May 30th 2016
@natalietran
No more Justin Bieber on @f1 coverage please. Just stop. You're mean enough to fans of the sport. We don't need that.
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I tried
June 12th 2018
@natalietran
thanks for the burn, @nashedgerton pic.twitter.com/Pr24mml6gp
February 19th 2016
@natalietran
You would think standing in the hallway screaming, "SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD" would eventually lead to a neighbour offering me dinner. But no.
January 21st 2017
@natalietran
Of all the musicians who should have performed at the inauguration pic.twitter.com/4A2fGZFdt1
June 20th 2017
@natalietran
Just sent through my donation and you can too! Well done to the amazing team and all their helpers at @ASRC1 … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
May 28th 2015
@natalietran
Seeing U2 in concert! Behind who I am sure is the only guy in this stadium- no wait, any stadium, wearing a top hat pic.twitter.com/0ct5l9mpTO
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
"Isn't it better to have loved and lost than-" "NO, JAN. IT'S NOT."
June 13th 2018
@natalietran
It’s alarming and disappointing how long it takes me to realise a video call has frozen.
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Congratulations @raychenviolin ! Listening right now and what a treat to the senses twitter.com/deccaclassics/…
August 18th 2019
@natalietran
Friendships between female best friends are too close. pic.twitter.com/2qT28OOGMq
June 29th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, guys. I'm still down with the flu this week but I've got a ton of scripts to film. AND I bought a new wig. So high fives everywhere.
August 4th 2018
@natalietran
hahahahahaha fair call twitter.com/idrewthis/stat…
August 11th 2017
@natalietran
My personal advice for being in a healthy relationship is to bring up old things that really bother you in unrelated fights.
June 8th 2016
@natalietran
The majority of my life is spent looking at the clock to figure out when I need to put pants on
January 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it, New Video! >> youtu.be/gNM3Z9kRLok << Trying to Save Movie Snacks.
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
baby, I’m as happy as my increase in online activity suggests
April 7th 2018
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/YwQtbGSrel
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
All my ideas notebooks from the past few months have been incoherent insanity. Reading them back I'm worried I've killed someone.
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Don't be play dumb, touch screen, I know you felt me touch you you impossible little minx
September 9th 2017
@natalietran
So thrilled a button exists for me to click when I want to continue to read a whole article because I'm so not an article tease kinda person
May 21st 2018
@natalietran
Today my dad told me my sister and I were the best things about his life. I hugged him and told him I was really sorry to hear that.
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
New Vid! It's ok, I'm her PG >> youtu.be/nm3WSk1o9CA <<
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
lonelygirl15 twitter.com/VidCon/status/…
December 15th 2018
@natalietran
High five to all students receiving their results as well as to their teachers and network who coached them through… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 9th 2017
@natalietran
You don't agree with privatising education/racism? YOU'RE LEFT. Nothing I express is left. It's centre. You don't even KNOW how left I am.
November 8th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ninaoyama : hey do any entertainment journos wanna write about my TV pilot? Its the 1st Aus TV show to have a lead actor with cerebral p…
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
I spend my entire afternoons just counting down until dinner
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
How do I make this my OOO email signature? pic.twitter.com/veeuRS3eSu
May 19th 2019
@natalietran
Free this morning if someone wants to take me out to a nice breakfast or high tea and pretend the election didn't happen
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
I would if the little snitch wasn't watching twitter.com/itsTherene/sta…
July 27th 2018
@natalietran
concerned that a lot of my fantasies would have right wing twitter accounts I'd block
November 8th 2016
@natalietran
shame on you twitter.com/PeterDutton_MP…
February 14th 2015
@natalietran
Looks like I'll need someone to re-enact f1 races for me from now on
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
My whole life I have been consistent in my views on Antitheism. I have no problem with religious people so stop. I'm a good atheist. It's ok
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
I have one sister, nine years my senior. When younger I would sneak into her room, wind up this box and watch the b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 30th 2017
@natalietran
RT @ronnychieng :
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
Did you guys see that donkey Mary is riding on? So awesome, I need to get that donkey too. So fetch. Did you hear h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 11th 2017
@natalietran
Did people in high school really throw house parties when their parents were away? I'd invite a friend over and eat packet pasta.
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I don't and never could support anyone being persecuted because of their religious beliefs. I can feel this way as an atheist. As a person.
June 20th 2016
@natalietran
New hobby: Meeting people and saying, "That's a cute name. I think I might name my boat that."
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Started going to the gym again recently and I hate to sound like one of those people but it's been so good. Next st… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 16th 2016
@natalietran
Thanks for the concern and lovely messages. Everything's ok with me, I just need to be home during that time for some family stuff. X
June 7th 2019
@natalietran
RT @smh : In an unprecedented move, federal police are considering charging high-profile journalists for publishing secret information | @Be…
February 7th 2019
@natalietran
can't stop thinking about how liam neeson woke up one morning and decided to commit a random hate crime on a publicist
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Holy hotness twitter.com/ShawnMendes/st…
September 8th 2017
@natalietran
heartbreaking art created by the residents in waterloo welivehere2017.com.au pic.twitter.com/qr9sgCvC67
June 24th 2017
@natalietran
Funerals would be way more fun if people did mention dope kicks twitter.com/wesleysnipes/s…
September 18th 2017
@natalietran
Any recommendations for charities working on the Rohingya crisis?
December 29th 2018
@natalietran
RT @drnikkistamp : Twittersphere, I'm in need of some help. I'm looking for resources, research or prominent people who can talk about the i…
March 23rd 2018
@natalietran
my f1 tipping comp if you want in. Cut off is just past midnight in aus for this (sorry it's late this round) Next… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
October 29th 2018
@natalietran
so into @rexorangecounty twitter.com/awxsabrina/sta…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
morning! twitter.com/smh/status/101…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
getting older is being horny but also being too tired to do anything about it
June 8th 2018
@natalietran
Mental illness is incredibly frustrating and fucking sucks. Lifeline on 13 11 14 Suicide Call Back Service on 130… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Do you think there's a correlation between the people who ruin jokes with facts and the people who remember to hit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 9th 2018
@natalietran
Unfortunately not in Sydney otherwise I'd be there! Aaron's great! twitter.com/aaronch3n/stat…
January 6th 2017
@natalietran
Had such a big night last night. Just kidding.
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
Sure, tell me where the hotel gym is located. Why not
March 2nd 2015
@natalietran
Lads mags be crazy these days pic.twitter.com/aLUaMpwYKJ
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
they're incredible. #ThaiCaveRescue twitter.com/2mins_2_win_it…
January 1st 2019
@natalietran
Went to the movies last night. Can confirm cinemas are empty on nye pic.twitter.com/YHnDrfIs3M
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Hey! If you're in the Sydney cbd and finishing work soon stop past town hall at 5.30 to join the @rac_sydney Nauru protest! It's on the way!
December 24th 2016
@natalietran
season 2 Jim, how did I forget how much I loved you? pic.twitter.com/faFn4IECIP
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
It seems to be something you experience and the beginning and end of life, wearing predominantly knitted clothing
June 30th 2016
@natalietran
I need to stay off the net, man. I never leave it not feeling outraged.
October 26th 2017
@natalietran
fell asleep in taxi and when I woke up the driver said, "I'd like to take this opportunity to warn you about earthquakes."
March 19th 2018
@natalietran
RT @xxYunz : @natalietran In order to reclaim a name, you have to acknowledge the history and derogatory term in the first place. The next s…
January 5th 2018
@natalietran
Internet: Look at this ridiculous new gadget that must be for super lonely people! Everyone: hahaha WTF? A headles… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
yayyy twitter.com/ronnychieng/st…
December 5th 2014
@natalietran
RT @shoesofprey : Hey @natalietran , ready to bring your #preygame to our Shoe Design Showdown tomorrow? Challengers, register here: http://t…
July 17th 2018
@natalietran
Hey friends! I'll either be at the Sydney or Melbourne one this weekend- hope to see you there! Australia is better… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 5th 2018
@natalietran
thanks to @sAME__dIFF for sharing this tweet with me. Does anybody know if any libraries in sydney/nsw have any boo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 11th 2018
@natalietran
Dad took me to violin lessons for 15 years. He then took violin up after retiring. Today we saw him play a concert!! pic.twitter.com/GyORJpcI32
July 6th 2019
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/OI1Y20FtOM
July 7th 2018
@natalietran
Come here
March 11th 2015
@natalietran
email from mum: Skin looks better. Looks OK
January 25th 2017
@natalietran
I love that in tv shows, people’s enemies are good looking members of the opposite sex. Mine is the old lady at the bakery who judges me.
April 11th 2017
@natalietran
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. That said, I think it’s fairly safe to say most young people who carry bum bags/ fanny packs are criminals
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
fuck, this guy is great twitter.com/oypoolboy/stat…
February 3rd 2017
@natalietran
Lately I've been really worried that Pauline Hanson might be our next leader if this is how the US looks. It keeps me up at night.
April 11th 2019
@natalietran
One 0.008 cents at a time twitter.com/bb_steps/statu…
February 14th 2019
@natalietran
nytimes.com/2019/02/13/art…
September 3rd 2018
@natalietran
fuck... you're gorgeous
January 23rd 2019
@natalietran
RT @Craig_Foster : Message from Hakeem al-Araibi, footballer, refugee protected under Australian law, improperly detained in Bangkok Remand…
February 4th 2015
@natalietran
sorry, I know a lot of you were born in the 90s and 00s. I'm just bitter because now exciting for me is when someone makes me a cup of tea
December 30th 2017
@natalietran
I have the confidence of a much smarter person
November 2nd 2017
@natalietran
My breasts have been aching so much I want to write an opera about it. Every character dies. Fabulous costumes.
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
For four years our government has allowed officials to bribe people smugglers. Anybody involved needs to be impeached. This is outrageous
May 26th 2019
@natalietran
It's fucked up that people assume you're pregnant just because you post a photo of a positive pregnancy test. They… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
November 26th 2018
@natalietran
perfect description of the past few months twitter.com/JoelDTD/status…
January 27th 2019
@natalietran
It can be frustrating when people just want to complain and don't actually want to be offered help to orchestrate t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 24th 2015
@natalietran
RT @VariousDan : @natalietran 4 months later...
December 8th 2016
@natalietran
Is it a sign you’re getting old when you get tired and confused after watching a music video?
May 24th 2018
@natalietran
#boatpeoplearefamily twitter.com/tifflingx/stat…
April 15th 2018
@natalietran
bottas!!
November 28th 2016
@natalietran
It's really disappointing when athletes make you lose your fantasy tipping comp
June 2nd 2018
@natalietran
It should still count if you set your alarm and intended to follow suit
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Tonight I will create an assembly line of crackers and eat them while my cat watches. Have a great Friday night!
April 21st 2018
@natalietran
So good @A_C_O @NicoleCar_Opera pic.twitter.com/SrKHiq4mxb
June 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just got asked to paint the house number on the bins and I've never felt so alive and trusted.
July 1st 2015
@natalietran
p.s. Trying to find a way to use the costumes for 3 videos to make up cost. I welcome ideas
January 5th 2017
@natalietran
I was pretty annoyed at the sexism in GTA. Then I went to see if I could go to Sephora pic.twitter.com/956FKWT7Pl
April 24th 2017
@natalietran
now a reality pic.twitter.com/RvG5uRWNVt
February 26th 2017
@natalietran
9/10 times when I ask what something is, it turns out to be a bong Why don't people just get high off lollies and pop music? :(
July 11th 2018
@natalietran
Melbourne, be less cold :(
August 17th 2016
@natalietran
oh shiiieeet look at her petticoat. Who does she think she is?
December 18th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/XxAPQzQjDI
June 19th 2018
@natalietran
Today I had to tell a toddler point blank she was too heavy to carry everywhere. She gave no fucks. I carried her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 4th 2018
@natalietran
I don't trust people who tell me to relax. One should always be irrationally paranoid.
January 5th 2016
@natalietran
RT @ScreenAustralia : Applications close on Thursday for our new Skip Ahead film and TV development workshop - Get 'em in! https://t.co/yG5L…
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
I like to think I’m a decent person but the ads Google serves me tells me otherwise
July 22nd 2018
@natalietran
A handful of pasta per serving worries me. I have small hands
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
hi! hi! hey! @nashedgerton directed this awesome show based off one of my favourite aussie indie fllms, The Magicia… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 3rd 2018
@natalietran
this guy twitter.com/Wil_Anderson/s…
September 20th 2015
@natalietran
Watched a bit of the Lego movie. It was so intense I felt like I was in a coma and was watching the world go by at 500% speed
January 3rd 2019
@natalietran
Nobody can understand a relationship they're not a part of- sometimes you can't even understand the relationships y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
What you did was useful and will be seen by the right people. I'm sorry. Honestly. I'm honestly sorry what I said was so upsetting for you.
November 5th 2015
@natalietran
I'm so early with this but managed to actually film yesterday and today so might upload tomorrow! Only 2 days late. Plus 21.
November 23rd 2016
@natalietran
I hope my old Sims characters are still happy, in love with all their neighbours, and getting promoted
November 20th 2018
@natalietran
Love it!! Can't wait to visit this library. So many cool looking spaces. twitter.com/cityofsydney/s…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm thinking about finally entering an Elvis Tribute Artist Contest. Has anybody entered one? Anyone? *echo* Anyone? Anyone? I'm serious
October 16th 2018
@natalietran
Premiere Pro, buddy, mate, pal, just keep crashing and I'll show you what a real serious error looks like
January 26th 2016
@natalietran
RT @mjhawley : With immeasurable sadness & gratitude, we bid goodbye to Marvin: mentor friend. He loved ideas & people behind them. https://…
March 28th 2017
@natalietran
It’s all fun and games til they figure out you’re in their house
January 12th 2017
@natalietran
and if a fucking ad for lamb is trying to equate genocidal colonialists with immigrants, there's obviously a problem with the date.
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Don't often fangirl but you know, The @Jacksons
January 18th 2019
@natalietran
babe, who wants to compete with the comfort and ease that people who secretly want and don't care can provide you
July 6th 2018
@natalietran
look at this guy twitter.com/TheAspenTimes/…
September 30th 2018
@natalietran
woo! twitter.com/Daley_Pearson/…
October 14th 2015
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/jCxywBC5YL
July 30th 2017
@natalietran
Today was one of those days where all I wanted was some simple peace and quiet while being fed churros dipped in dark chocolate by Thor
April 28th 2016
@natalietran
The best selfies I take are the ones that don't look like me
January 25th 2015
@natalietran
at @Fortnums yesterday on my endeavor to die of afternoon tea gluttony. recs for scones or good indian very welcome pic.twitter.com/7jmzp22gIh
December 18th 2014
@natalietran
My late 20s involves a lot of conversation about what to do while you wait for your car to be serviced. It's a lot like GIRLS or SaTC
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Can the video entry have no sound? This is awesome. #playwithray Exchanging violin secrets sounds all sorts of tro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 7th 2017
@natalietran
Sure, Bing, you can keep trying to be my default search engine. Just fucking brace yourself for some terrible searches.
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Sorry about all that. I'm really happy to hear criticism and know the video was limited in what it explored. Asian… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
Actual dilemma: Wanting to hire costumes that cost more than the video will make
March 10th 2017
@natalietran
Really had the feeling by this age I would have discovered at least one secret door somewhere
May 18th 2019
@natalietran
There should be a dating app for just people I personally like. How hard is that to organise?
July 26th 2018
@natalietran
Just remembered when I was in school and a teacher told me my my father was on the phone and wanted to talk to me i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2018
@natalietran
My favourite part of making a homemade birthday cake is when it all goes to hell and then you realise everything in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
I've been such a horrendously stupid and ugly person lately. Somebody take away my human license
September 27th 2018
@natalietran
Wore a dress with a slit up the side for the first time last night. Like a classy motherfucker in a 90s film. 5.6/10
February 13th 2018
@natalietran
<3 x 1 million @ChloeMorello pic.twitter.com/PTc6lDPPSu
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
This is my favourite thread today twitter.com/PaulineHansonO…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
pic.twitter.com/CzpA7JFRdR
October 21st 2018
@natalietran
ha @SydneyKings tweeting me a gif of myself saying 'call me' may be peak internet twitter.com/SydneyKings/st…
August 11th 2019
@natalietran
Somebody take me to the tea festival this year? Last year I wanted to take someone and when they rejected my offer… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 8th 2016
@natalietran
Lunar New Year lunch with mum and dad at which mum fulfilled my request for the very traditional dish of hash browns pic.twitter.com/DT5AePJiTw
October 29th 2017
@natalietran
sometimes I feel young and then google bombards me with ads for family cruises
August 31st 2018
@natalietran
email from dad pic.twitter.com/89OCtH0FNe
July 13th 2019
@natalietran
Jason was probably the hottest I've ever been twitter.com/DianaEBBeairst…
February 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Also scripts were on my laptop and all the travel footage for travel vids are gone. At the end of the day though, just stuff. But apologies
April 18th 2017
@natalietran
When I write my autobiography, I will name this part of my life the “Googled mixed race babies for hours” chapter.
February 28th 2017
@natalietran
When that cute person starts texting you back but you in a meeting. Nope. sorry. I meant this is Kellyanne Conway… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
December 23rd 2015
@natalietran
Happy Bday to my awesome pal @ParkerNorthCa Remember when @taylorswift13 wanted to hang and we said no? Me either! pic.twitter.com/0qtKeMBzvb
July 2nd 2015
@natalietran
When I heard a robot had killed someone today, I knew that a small percentage of my friendship circle also whispered, "The Singularity"
June 27th 2018
@natalietran
When somebody tells me I can’t achieve something, I don’t bother arguing. That’s a waste of time. Instead, I put my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 27th 2018
@natalietran
Netflix, who do you think is watching? It's me. It's always me.
January 2nd 2018
@natalietran
How is youtube rewind 2018 gonna cover this shit?
September 20th 2017
@natalietran
Kingsman comes out tomorrow! So excited @mrmarkmillar !
January 8th 2015
@natalietran
Devastating tragedy. Barbaric cowards. Thoughts to all involved. S, we're so relieved. thinking of you. all our love pic.twitter.com/IFM3tub1sF
December 6th 2016
@natalietran
The Last of Us 2 trailer is out but @RowanJones_ can't convince me to play more of the first. Sucks to be him youtu.be/Z80x55EUXAw
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
Wait. Just watched Jerry Maguire. That was made in the 90s. Sports stars make that much money? What? When did he say hello?
July 1st 2018
@natalietran
It should be illegal for kangaroos to not come over and hug you pic.twitter.com/lTb1LlKYRL
January 13th 2015
@natalietran
I like to hit snooze at least once. You have to play hard to get.
April 22nd 2018
@natalietran
If this is my best life, I'm fucked twitter.com/tylerhabx/stat…
October 4th 2017
@natalietran
RT @willozap : America can learn from Australia on guns, maybe Australia can learn from, I don’t know, all those countries that banned conce…
April 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Falling in love as an adult is hard because you're tired and you know you should probably eat the food in the fridge
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
(This isn't an ad etc.) thanks for the chrissy card, @Optus ! So lovely. Your team have always been so helpful and fast. Happy holidays x
May 3rd 2015
@natalietran
I don't know much about boxing but did everyone just watch someone who is serial batterer of women? What?
September 24th 2018
@natalietran
There should be a place you can warn other women about dickheads
January 18th 2017
@natalietran
Occasionally I buy an article of clothing that's in fashion. Then it looks at me, throws its head back, and laughs.
October 25th 2018
@natalietran
thank you @juliabanksmp twitter.com/BuzzFeedYarns/…
July 5th 2019
@natalietran
my current move is to tell people I’ll watch the show they're passionately recommending and then not follow through
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
once again, a big shout out to all the 9 year olds who make youtube tutorials that help me complete work projects and fix household goods
August 19th 2018
@natalietran
all fantastic descriptors @raychenviolin thewest.com.au/entertainment/…
June 22nd 2018
@natalietran
hah! very starry night twitter.com/NASAJPL/status…
July 28th 2015
@natalietran
hey guys! Sorry, work's been a bit hectic hence the delay but I have end of this week free to film so I'll be filming then!
March 30th 2017
@natalietran
The things that we two could plan
February 4th 2019
@natalietran
I accept criticism exceptionally well so long as it is given to me in the form of praise
July 27th 2019
@natalietran
me: Do you ever feel lonely at night? me: Sometimes
November 13th 2016
@natalietran
Protest in Melbourne on the 15th to stop the Refugee Lifetime Ban twitter.com/superfasty/sta…
January 12th 2019
@natalietran
If your best friend isn't a terrible influence, you're not real friends and they secretly want to backstab you in the future so watch out
August 22nd 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I hear people say, "you just have to KEEP MAKING VIDEOS. Never stop uploading!" I'm fairly certain someone out there dies
August 21st 2017
@natalietran
You know what, Google? DON’T translate this page for me. I’m feeling crazy today.
August 15th 2017
@natalietran
I didn’t choose the tracksuit life. The tracksuit life chose me
February 13th 2019
@natalietran
To be fair, this is an actual display of faith twitter.com/MsMollyRachael…
February 18th 2017
@natalietran
It's a co-production and it makes sense to cast a western star to widen the appeal- it's been done the other way to… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
Thought I had come up with an ingenious new, faster way to make tea. What an egregious error. Wish I hadn't gotten… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
If only my New Year's Resolution had been to finish four boxes of Oreos in 24 hours
May 7th 2017
@natalietran
When I started making videos almost 11 years ago, I started because I was lonely. Now I'm still lonely but 11 years older.
September 3rd 2015
@natalietran
RT @YouTube : What do you do with food photos? @natalietran ponders the same question #YTFF goo.gl/8qrxPR pic.twitter.com/Kx9gLOrM3i
October 3rd 2016
@natalietran
Opens laptop to show guest video Old page loads to show "ETHICAL UNDERWEAR" search Closes tab to reveal another tab "UNETHICAL UNDERWEAR"
August 16th 2018
@natalietran
Just to be clear, wherever I live is Australia's Asian mega city twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…
July 10th 2019
@natalietran
whenever I cook for people, I make Asian food because go on, say something bad.
October 25th 2016
@natalietran
Made this card for mum's bday. That night she emails: But you should try exercise. You're not fat. Soft. pic.twitter.com/zhHUotdke8
October 2nd 2017
@natalietran
me: welcome to being a woman, robot twitter.com/HuffPost/statu…
March 18th 2017
@natalietran
I like to ask my partner for a new cat at least 3 times a day
July 31st 2018
@natalietran
is it inappropriate to go to a meeting with a hot water bottle under your shirt? I'm cool with people thinking it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 19th 2018
@natalietran
Australians, today marks 5 years of offshore detention. We've been responsible for the loss of lives, cruelty, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 8th 2019
@natalietran
Yes. I definitely believe my youtube video about receiving sexist and abusive comments and emails about being a whi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 22nd 2019
@natalietran
Inbetween the Mr's They didn't laugh at that like they should have... Hey its @nashedgerton and @lucifersjocks pic.twitter.com/WTHadtRj7e
June 19th 2016
@natalietran
Just found an old Ecard I sent to myself. So I guess that's who sends Ecards.
September 19th 2018
@natalietran
Siri, show me a fuckwit tendaily.com.au/news/politics/…
June 6th 2017
@natalietran
I really thought I would have been caught in a broken elevator with a handsome billionaire by now
November 15th 2017
@natalietran
FUCK YES #MarriageEquality
March 22nd 2017
@natalietran
f1 week. So excited. Contemplating going to melbourne for it. Anybody here going?
December 10th 2018
@natalietran
eek! twitter.com/BBAnimals/stat…
January 6th 2018
@natalietran
gah. Just started listening to @GreatDebates69 with @helytimes , @DaveKingThing , and @danorionmedina and am loving it. Check it out!
April 7th 2016
@natalietran
uploading! I have slow net so it's saying another hour and a bit. Sorry. But here are some pics from the vid pic.twitter.com/xw9MSx8jNb
November 18th 2016
@natalietran
RT @amnestyOz : It's our host-with-the-most @natalietran ! Tune into our FB LIVE experiment in 30 minutes to see her in action> https://t.c…
September 7th 2015
@natalietran
I wish I could do a shopping haul video. I'd open up my bag and inside would be a piece of paper with, "You were 'just browsing.'" on it
January 22nd 2016
@natalietran
RT @thisisamplify : We played a game of 'Have You Ever' with @natalietran & found out some pretty interesting things
July 15th 2018
@natalietran
[saying goodbye to a friend] friend: It was so lovely seeing you! See you soon! me: Please don’t leave me alone wit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
February 20th 2019
@natalietran
sort of hoped by this stage in life I'd have at least gone to court once with a gangster lover. Have the perfect ou… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 15th 2019
@natalietran
Remember when you would pick profile pictures because they looked good? I'm in that age bracket now where I pick av… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 26th 2016
@natalietran
You start off by pretending to get one Suits reference a friend makes even though you've never watched it... and then it just snowballs
August 10th 2018
@natalietran
Had a conversation with someone who pointed at me and told me 'my daughter is dating one of you, a Chinese or Japan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2016
@natalietran
In the time Steven Avery was in prison, he had more girlfriends than most people I know
October 9th 2018
@natalietran
Had a dream I had to hide a murder weapon for someone and even in my dream my upper body strength was too weak to d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Love it twitter.com/_Avery_/status…
April 26th 2017
@natalietran
<3 twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…
July 5th 2018
@natalietran
RT @mattokine : Brisbane I'm coming back on 2nd Aug for 2 performances of my latest show The Hat Game. Tiz here: brisfunnyfest.com/shows/MattOkine
March 29th 2015
@natalietran
hey! I'll be replying comments on my latest vid for the next half hour if you're online. Or you know, out partying.
May 19th 2016
@natalietran
Some early reviews of my latest upload. Watch it here >> youtu.be/zj-eQFam5-s << Who Measured Taylor Swift? pic.twitter.com/ChIpycjVuv
June 22nd 2015
@natalietran
Labor waves piracy site-blocking Bill through Australian Senate, despite concerns zd.net/1QLyx23 via @ZDNet & @joshgnosis
December 16th 2016
@natalietran
better head to The Body Shop to buy some gifts for people I don’t know very well
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
*punches everyone in excitement* twitter.com/ParamountAU/st…
January 23rd 2017
@natalietran
If you don't steal your partner's hot chips, are you even in love? pic.twitter.com/8A55PFTPqg
August 4th 2016
@natalietran
"Which tv show do you want to watch?" "Any." browse for 2 hours "It's late. We should sleep" repeat until death.
December 6th 2014
@natalietran
Just in case you missed it last night, new (travel) vid! youtube.com/watch?v=pfh2ui…
April 1st 2018
@natalietran
Fine, let's fall in love or whatever
July 19th 2019
@natalietran
live action of the animated version of the remake of the live action of the original
December 23rd 2014
@natalietran
Blank space @veritasium instagram.com/p/w6Z4kepxQr/
July 19th 2015
@natalietran
Gotta love standing in a lift and saying, "oh no. We're one person over the limit"
November 29th 2015
@natalietran
Doctor advised no sports for a few days. I want to play it safe though so no sports ever. Ever. Even in the past. pic.twitter.com/yf4KIpejzT
January 28th 2015
@natalietran
Sorry my video will be late this week. I've got a flu because I'm an Aussie in England and I don't know how people live when it's so cold :(
September 6th 2016
@natalietran
One day I'll show an organised person all my documents named Untitled and aaa123e.doc and their minds will explode.
August 1st 2018
@natalietran
Dear diary, It comes out tomorrow pic.twitter.com/5ONpvS1Ll7
December 6th 2017
@natalietran
Apologies for the rant before. Anger gets us nowhere. That was really stupid of me. All deleted. Time for 1am toasted sandwich
June 23rd 2018
@natalietran
Excuse me, gigantic ants nest pic.twitter.com/cMQQPrFPCH
February 13th 2015
@natalietran
I'm in Brussels! Be prepared to lose all your chocolate and waffles
March 16th 2018
@natalietran
Would also like to point out that since then many people asked me to speak to white women who are dating asian guys… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
February 18th 2016
@natalietran
I like that at some point in your life you must just decide, "Fuck it. I'm going to start using the pocket at the front of my shirt"
October 26th 2018
@natalietran
What parties do acrobats who perform at other people’s parties go to?
August 17th 2017
@natalietran
Just fell in love with @TiffanyHaddish
August 27th 2016
@natalietran
Whenever I pretend to be writing down a phone number while on the phone, I commend myself on my fantastic acting skills.
April 9th 2019
@natalietran
New work tactic I’m currently employing- always writing “I’m so proud of this” in the email when I send through wor… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
January 28th 2017
@natalietran
Wow, how crazy is the US! Imagine having a government so racist, homophobic, and inhumane. Oh wait....
May 3rd 2018
@natalietran
Here's the thing about being an Incel. You can be the nicest person on the planet (you're definitely not) and you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
July 9th 2018
@natalietran
Currently have three children’s birthday parties on the same day. I feel like I'm in The Great Gatsby. Minus, you know, everything.
September 8th 2015
@natalietran
You can't paint your nails without looking like a bitch
March 6th 2015
@natalietran
Unspoken rule. When mum goes out for dinner, I drive to home and bring dad McDonalds. Then we hide all evidence.
August 3rd 2018
@natalietran
In my 20s I remember being overseas and hopping in a car with a group of men I didn't know to get a lift somewhere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 15th 2018
@natalietran
Worcestershire sauce twitter.com/BrokeNdSad/sta…
October 21st 2017
@natalietran
Alright, free magnet from the chemist, you win. I'll keep you but NOT for your calendar skills. It's just for your magnet.
November 28th 2017
@natalietran
something/people to think about while buying online. motherjones.com/politics/2012/… (thanks for the share @danilic )
December 14th 2017
@natalietran
Had such awful vertigo today the doctor better tell me a fucking wizard put a spell on me
August 7th 2017
@natalietran
Our country keeps digging its heels in but it's not holding us still, it's moving us back. Come on, Australia.
June 30th 2018
@natalietran
RT @HughdeKretser : If you haven’t already, please donate to help us reach our target for our Change This Appeal. hrlc.secure.force.com Hu…
January 11th 2019
@natalietran
Someone sent over a dessert to my table last night like in the movies. It was weird because I waved, ate it politel… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2017
@natalietran
People get so weird when you hold their baby and sob hysterically?
February 13th 2017
@natalietran
I’ve always had this gut feeling that I’d look really good on the arm of a billionaire
October 16th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, final one- it is genuinely hard for some people to save and buy housing. Remember that when you complain about not being able to
October 22nd 2017
@natalietran
I get it, Facebook Memories, my life is lame and was lame five years ago too.
December 31st 2017
@natalietran
I want to feel your heartbeat
December 30th 2016
@natalietran
There's nothing more honest than the low angle your phone camera provides when you accidentally open and it shows you all your chins
June 30th 2015
@natalietran
RT @fakeedbutler : This speech (about how much we hurt asylum seekers) will literally be illegal tomorrow. Read it now. http://t.co/3PrAiu…
March 7th 2017
@natalietran
The unidentifiable items in my refrigerator tell me I'm not ready to be a parent
October 30th 2018
@natalietran
Magnificent. There's so much. It's art. twitter.com/LefaSN/status/…
October 28th 2018
@natalietran
. @HelloAllan 's first basketball game and we won! pic.twitter.com/CBpwuq54hm
January 26th 2017
@natalietran
Other people's sandwiches always look amazing
October 11th 2018
@natalietran
How flippin' good is starting a new notebook
September 27th 2015
@natalietran
They just played Avril Lavigne on the radio station that plays oldies hits. I need a hug
July 2nd 2018
@natalietran
for how long each time? twitter.com/timminchin/sta…
October 1st 2017
@natalietran
Can't imagine what it's like to be be lgbtqi in Australia right now. I'm really sorry you're going through this. Please know you're loved
January 31st 2015
@natalietran
I missed Paris. Just arrived and saw a man in a striped sweater with red scarf on cycling with a baguette. You can't write these things.
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
Live your life like it were an Instagram feed
October 7th 2018
@natalietran
Drove for 4 hours yesterday listening to one song on repeat the entire journey and still got the words wrong each time
September 5th 2016
@natalietran
I'm really sorry I couldn't have everyone along this time x
April 25th 2017
@natalietran
If anyone on my list is or knows someone opposed to interracial relationships and is based in Sydney, I'd love to interview you for a video
August 25th 2014
@natalietran
The last 2+ hours. Not sure why it's stuck but I assume the last 5 % will eventually happen pic.twitter.com/ccehx4sKLJ
April 5th 2019
@natalietran
In the past you guys have made it possible for me to get work experience in awesome fields I'd not usually have ven… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
December 17th 2014
@natalietran
What has happened is a barbaric disregard for the basics of humanity and the right of every child. Utterly heartbreaking #PeshawarAttack
August 7th 2015
@natalietran
All I wanted 18 years ago was to be on the Spice Girls bus. Not much has changed
January 24th 2018
@natalietran
oh my my my!
December 5th 2017
@natalietran
Thanks @NextShark for pointing out that I should not talk about receiving abuse from some men because it's irrespon… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
January 4th 2017
@natalietran
Favourite ethical (preferably eco friendly) underwear brands? Need to bribe some people into doing me favours so fancy is good
April 3rd 2017
@natalietran
need friends who are ok to just lie in bed and watch the pride and prejudice miniseries with me until we die
May 11th 2017
@natalietran
Any White Male/ Asian Female couples in Sydney who would be keen to be filmed for a documentary? All ages Email natalietylertran@gmail.com
November 30th 2016
@natalietran
Sometimes I feel like time is running out for me to become a successful 25 year old millionaire :( :( :(
October 20th 2017
@natalietran
RT @sallyrugg : Today's the last day to request a new marriage equality ballot if yours is lost or damaged. Takes 2 mins. Pls make sure your…
December 29th 2014
@natalietran
Thank you to two of the finest guys out there. You're all types of sweetness @thefinebros let's Live. Die. Repeat X pic.twitter.com/cu5tHvy0bA
November 2nd 2015
@natalietran
The older I get, the more comfortable it is to tuck my shirt in. It feels great.
August 9th 2018
@natalietran
RT @SBS : A fresh, insightful and surprising investigation of the global vitamin and supplements craze. #Vitamania premieres this Sunday 8.3…
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
Ok, Richard, you're in there too twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…
March 25th 2019
@natalietran
Fuck me dead. I just read an ad for a job and got exhausted by the use of the word 'passion'
March 15th 2016
@natalietran
I really enjoy looking at photos of models and saying, "I just don't see it"
March 15th 2019
@natalietran
hey now! Fantastic news and well deserved. Congratulations @IISuperwomanII please end all episodes with "please su… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 2nd 2019
@natalietran
RT @davidu : Consider this my good deed of the day: Back in 2008 two bodybuilders were arguing on the Internet about how many days are in a…
November 28th 2015
@natalietran
Just texted my sister "Hey. Did we buy tickets to @taylorswift13 for tonight?" "That was four years ago." "Missed it then." "Yes."
December 28th 2018
@natalietran
Milo and Hank. This sort of cuteness should be illegal. My heart. pic.twitter.com/yYPzbljTJu
June 2nd 2017
@natalietran
Nothing came up under Play School Host
July 27th 2017
@natalietran
Gosh dang it I love movies
October 14th 2018
@natalietran
Big announcement I've been so excited to share with you guys coming up! xxxx
November 1st 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, ramblings from fb, but this is something we should be able to talk about simply. facebook.com/doctors4refuge… pic.twitter.com/WQLIb4fwpo
September 11th 2018
@natalietran
'race-obsessed' is what I'll call people who are offended by racism from now on. Don't be so race-obsessed. Stop t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
July 16th 2018
@natalietran
didn't think I could meet someone whose opinion of me was even lower than my own
December 19th 2014
@natalietran
RT @Tammy__Chan : That moment when @natalietran appears in the new pokemon game. pic.twitter.com/BuZrh9KFgF
July 12th 2015
@natalietran
Yeah I'm healthy. I ate a chobani yoghurt last week.
February 9th 2017
@natalietran
Whoever invented fake pockets is one sick fuck
June 21st 2018
@natalietran
Really need to marry the guy at the churros shop. Can't afford to keep living like this.
March 27th 2017
@natalietran
My work life is trying to figure out how to avoid emails from Dropbox
May 31st 2019
@natalietran
looking for part time work in Sydney that doesn't involve spending too much time in front of a computer. sorry I t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
May 9th 2018
@natalietran
Definitely post lots of photos of your new relationship everywhere. It will end well. You will be happy to see them in the future.
July 3rd 2016
@natalietran
RT @Carols10cents : 1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to…
February 15th 2019
@natalietran
[Client comes and sits next to me at computer] Client: Actually, the info is on our website. Can you open it now?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
August 12th 2018
@natalietran
nobody fucking gets it
August 9th 2014
@natalietran
Thanks to the @thefinebros for having me in another video and my heart grows even more for @veritasium in it youtube.com/watch?v=n-U2Ba…
April 1st 2017
@natalietran
I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had just had the guts to wear a black wrist band like Ryan from The OC
August 14th 2018
@natalietran
Look at you, walking around a food court thinking you're better than what's on offer
December 14th 2014
@natalietran
I have a 100% fail rate when it comes to pulling out the correct USB cable.
June 16th 2019
@natalietran
Have I got any evidence to support my claim? No. Do I believe it anyway? You bet.
February 16th 2019
@natalietran
mosquitos need to get their act together
April 13th 2018
@natalietran
favourite poem?
March 28th 2019
@natalietran
. @nprscottsimon is a really big fan of mine twitter.com/DanCurtissID/s…
October 5th 2016
@natalietran
Made lunch from a recipe book AND finished a video script for this week. If the vid is anything like the lunch it w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
August 26th 2018
@natalietran
person: Are you crying? me: No tears: ... so are we staying or are we not staying? What the fuck is going on?
December 22nd 2018
@natalietran
Morning, Hank. I love that you sleep outside the bedroom door all night pic.twitter.com/SIkQycGqpv
May 11th 2019
@natalietran
Listen, I've never lived in the United States but I've watched A LOT of movies and tv shows and news reports etc. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 15th 2019
@natalietran
see twitter.com/PBalakrishnaRa…
December 21st 2015
@natalietran
just realised what you can imply on Twitter. @BarackObama texted you but just in case you miss it, we're meeting at boat wharf at 4pm xx
September 25th 2018
@natalietran
Last day to preorder @hankgreen 's new book! hankgreen.com pic.twitter.com/0tb1g7Vfc4
April 24th 2018
@natalietran
It makes me wet. twitter.com/maladarmadi/st…
March 22nd 2019
@natalietran
same. I send photos to Nick Jonas constantly twitter.com/etnow/status/1…
September 21st 2018
@natalietran
Does God have a manager? Someone who reviews him at the end of every quarter? I don't think he's doing a great job.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
June 17th 2015
@natalietran
whaaat? Uploading today!
April 6th 2019
@natalietran
Today I walked in to a baby shower and someone immediately said, "thank god you came. I've got something to show yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
September 10th 2018
@natalietran
Today I got to meet the guys from my favourite podcast @GreatDebates69 and even got to be on an ep! Thanks… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
April 30th 2019
@natalietran
Sometimes I go in to a workplace for a job and see someone I follow on Twitter. I look at them, imagine a circle a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
October 24th 2018
@natalietran
RT @ASRC1 : WE NEED YOUR CALL: After a flood of calls to Scott Morrison & David Coleman, both numbers below still work with their staff taki…
April 6th 2016
@natalietran
Sorry, running a tad late but there will be a new vid up later today!
March 3rd 2018
@natalietran
it's so awkward when two people start making out next to you and you're right there even though they've been droppi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
April 19th 2018
@natalietran
Gah. My workout this morning was so hard. I'm exhausted but really motivated. Just kidding. I'm eating toast
December 28th 2016